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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Mom, can you tell me a story?
Speaker 2:
[00:01] Sure.
Speaker 3:
[00:02] Once upon a time, a mom needed a new car.
Speaker 1:
[00:04] Was she brave?
Speaker 3:
[00:05] She was tired, mostly. But she went to carvana.com and found a great car at a great price. No secret treasure map required.
Speaker 1:
[00:12] Did she have to find a dragon?
Speaker 3:
[00:13] Nope, she bought it 100% online, from her bed, actually.
Speaker 2:
[00:16] Was it scary?
Speaker 3:
[00:18] Honey, it was as unscary as car buying could be.
Speaker 2:
[00:20] Did the car have a sunroof?
Speaker 3:
[00:21] It did, actually.
Speaker 2:
[00:23] Okay, good story.
Speaker 3:
[00:24] Car buying you'll want to tell stories about. Buy your car today on Caravana. Delivery fees may apply.
Speaker 1:
[00:30] Oh, you dirty dog.
Speaker 2:
[00:32] I know, I know, I know. Why the fuck am I doing this?
Speaker 1:
[00:37] The dog scared the piss out of me. No! That was too dramatic. My whole house just echoed.
Speaker 2:
[00:43] I wish I could turn a fucking button and flip a switch and be like, you know what? You're so right, it's not me. Hey guys, welcome back to Fool Coverage at your favorite podcast with your hosts Manny MUA and Laura Lee.
Speaker 1:
[00:55] And today we thought we would tell you a couple of our stories we've never told.
Speaker 2:
[01:00] Silly stories. I mean, honestly, some of them are fierce, some of them are silly.
Speaker 1:
[01:04] I'm not laughing at some of them.
Speaker 4:
[01:06] I'm not laughing at some of yours either.
Speaker 2:
[01:09] You guys, they're just funny. They're like, oh, we have some we have some good ones in there. We have some good ones in the chamber. I'm actually full glam today. This is a rarity for Fool Coverage for me. This is rare.
Speaker 1:
[01:19] Fool glam. OK, here's the deal. We have to go to an event after this. We're nighttime filming. And so that's why we're a little more glammed up than normal.
Speaker 2:
[01:29] I'm like this.
Speaker 1:
[01:30] You like a drag queen.
Speaker 2:
[01:32] You guys, I'm giving the Shrek bartender the Shrek bartender. I'm giving the ugly set sister. Like, that's literally me right now. Like, I have a full blown smokey.
Speaker 1:
[01:40] Like, we're literally going to a Shrek event. And the thing is, I'm not wearing this top to the event. I just want you all to know that.
Speaker 2:
[01:46] This is how Latino Laura looks.
Speaker 1:
[01:47] It is OK. So the theme of the event was in night out in Mexico, a night.
Speaker 2:
[01:52] Look at us to like, but I'm not wearing this shirt is not giving Latina.
Speaker 1:
[01:56] It is that is this shirt is too, but I'm not wearing it. I have another.
Speaker 2:
[02:00] OK, let's show off your hair. A little side, at least a little side, because Laura, you guys, I walk in, I go, what the literal fuck? You guys, if you're listening, you need to watch because this hair, I mean, you're not describing it at all. I'm like, no, you just need to see it. It is literally insane.
Speaker 1:
[02:15] That's so kind of talent.
Speaker 2:
[02:19] And the thing is, I know you have talent, glam and so many other things, but because of your hair, you know, you always keep it more in a chill state.
Speaker 4:
[02:25] This, you can do things.
Speaker 1:
[02:28] I can do things. You can do things. I can. Manny's pissed now because I never do things, and he's like, so you can do it. So you can do your hair, you just don't do your hair. Correct, I told him, I'm like, sometimes I just don't have the will, the effort, the time, but I am very talented in hair.
Speaker 2:
[02:46] Which is so cool.
Speaker 1:
[02:47] I can do your hair, let's braid it.
Speaker 2:
[02:49] Okay, yeah, by three strands. Great, it's gonna be flat as a fucking pancake. But that's how I feel with makeup sometimes, I'm like, oh, I can do makeup, but sometimes I just don't have the will.
Speaker 1:
[02:58] Just don't have the will, you know what I mean? But I'm talented.
Speaker 2:
[03:01] You are, you are.
Speaker 1:
[03:02] I tell you, thank you.
Speaker 2:
[03:03] Okay, first things first, piece and bits.
Speaker 1:
[03:05] And then we wanna do a mini rapid fire.
Speaker 2:
[03:06] Mini, it's very like mini, mini, mini, mini.
Speaker 1:
[03:09] We have three little.
Speaker 2:
[03:10] Little.
Speaker 4:
[03:11] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[03:12] Little. We're delusional because it's literally late, it's late at night and I feel delusional.
Speaker 1:
[03:20] It is, it's fucked up.
Speaker 2:
[03:21] Okay, do you wanna start off?
Speaker 4:
[03:22] Do you wanna start off with me?
Speaker 1:
[03:23] I'll start off with my peak. These earrings that I'm wearing that you can't see if you're listening, there's huge chunky gold earrings and they're just like a big, big statement. So here's the deal, here's the deal. So I ordered an outfit for this event because I was like, a night out in Mexico, let me type that in Pinterest and let me figure it out. Mariachi.
Speaker 2:
[03:42] Go like this. If I have it on me, you better tell me.
Speaker 1:
[03:48] I'm not gonna. An order outfit and then the brand emailed me yesterday, which was the day before and said, hey, we don't actually have that in stock. So we had to cancel your order. And I said, okay. Okay, so now you put me in a pickle. So I went through my closet and you know what? I had ordered these earrings from another website at the same time. It said they were delivering today and they're such a statement earring for like, I was like, I can do hair and like make the earring and like figure it out and do a more plain outfit. And then the earrings were like saying they were going to deliver today and they delivered two minutes before you walked in the door. Yes. So peak, they came in. I thought, cause it said until 9 p.m. Damn. I know.
Speaker 2:
[04:28] And I was like, we're gonna be gone.
Speaker 1:
[04:30] Or I was like, we're gonna be at the event. And I'm gonna have not my earrings. So the earrings are the outfits.
Speaker 2:
[04:35] Yeah, they look so fucking cool.
Speaker 1:
[04:37] Aren't they cool?
Speaker 2:
[04:37] They're just cool. Like there's a cool earring.
Speaker 1:
[04:39] So are they heavy? Okay, so these earrings have like a special clasp on the bag that carry the weight of the earring. Like almost like it has a clip on and the needle. So it's like-
Speaker 2:
[04:49] Cause that's what I was thinking. It looks like a very heavy earring.
Speaker 1:
[04:52] It's heavy, but-
Speaker 2:
[04:53] But you make it survive.
Speaker 1:
[04:54] It's a nice earring. It was a pricey earring. So they did me right.
Speaker 2:
[04:58] Solid gold.
Speaker 1:
[05:00] Okay, if these were gold bars. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[05:05] Thank you.
Speaker 1:
[05:06] What's yours?
Speaker 4:
[05:07] That's good.
Speaker 2:
[05:07] Okay, my peak is that today's the first day I feel like normal after Coachella.
Speaker 1:
[05:12] I don't.
Speaker 4:
[05:13] I know.
Speaker 2:
[05:13] And you told- I literally was like, I think I'm gonna- This is my beat. And you're like, I don't feel normal yet. And I'm like, today's my first day that I feel like I have some energy. I have some like life to me. I had a workout today. Like to end the mind you, it's been four days since Coachella.
Speaker 4:
[05:29] And I literally-
Speaker 1:
[05:30] I'm gonna say three. We flew in on Monday.
Speaker 4:
[05:33] Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:
[05:33] You know what? I'll give you the third. I'll give you three.
Speaker 1:
[05:35] Give me half of that day.
Speaker 2:
[05:36] Three and a half.
Speaker 1:
[05:36] Three and a half.
Speaker 2:
[05:37] So I feel like finally now I'm at some type of peace because I haven't done it like anything other than worky kind of things in the last two days.
Speaker 1:
[05:44] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[05:44] So I haven't like been social.
Speaker 1:
[05:45] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[05:45] But I think it's what's helped me recoup my like battery a little bit. So I finally feel like, internally.
Speaker 1:
[05:53] I just still need a day.
Speaker 2:
[05:55] You're like, I need one more.
Speaker 1:
[05:56] I need one more day. That's what I mean. And it's just like, there's been so much work we've had to catch up on these past few days. There's been no break. It's just non-stop. So that's a bummer. Okay. But my pit.
Speaker 2:
[06:11] I forgot your pit.
Speaker 1:
[06:12] Oh, I remember.
Speaker 2:
[06:14] Oh, this pit. No, you guys.
Speaker 1:
[06:16] This is a really depressing, upsetting pit.
Speaker 2:
[06:18] Let me not smile.
Speaker 1:
[06:19] But I have to move my marathon. I can't run my half marathon that I planned since January 2026. I'm so annoyed. I'm so fucking annoyed, but it is what it is. I had an opportunity to come up that unfortunately I cannot say no to. But the good news is I did immediately schedule another marathon two weeks later. So we're still doing a May half marathon. Still happening, happening in a different city, different place, different marathon. But luckily I got my toe wiggled in another half marathon in the month of May. It's just going to be delayed by two weeks, which is fine. We can work through it. I just had had this marathon. I paid for it. I'd had it on my mind. I signed up for it. I wanted to do it. And I was like, of course, of course. You know, as an influencer, we're very, very lucky. We're very, very blessed. And I'm very, very grateful for every single opportunity I've gotten. I know Manny is too, but sometimes you, it makes it hard to live your life because oftentimes if you try to plan a trip or, you know, a marathon or whatever it may be for out in the future, it's really hard to do that with our career.
Speaker 2:
[07:27] It just, especially when you want to take something like you, like if you want to do the opportunity that arises.
Speaker 1:
[07:33] If you're a working diva, it's going to be hard because this has been always something I've had a toy with and play with throughout my career. Cause you do have to pause a lot of special moments or things you want to do for your career because whenever the time arises for like a career opportunity or a job, is oftentimes you can't say no to. So that's a little downside of the career, but I'm not gonna try to complain or convince you of anything here. I'm just trying to state how I feel cause I'm like, damn, you know, like one, one day.
Speaker 2:
[08:00] I mean, you've been looking forward to it for four months now.
Speaker 1:
[08:02] Yeah, exactly. That's why it sucks. But it's fine. Like I'm still gonna run my half marathon.
Speaker 2:
[08:06] Yeah, you're still gonna do it at least, and in May.
Speaker 1:
[08:08] Yeah, and it's still the same month, so I can't even complain, but you know.
Speaker 2:
[08:11] We still have to move it. And no refunds, honey.
Speaker 1:
[08:13] No refunds.
Speaker 2:
[08:13] Trust.
Speaker 1:
[08:14] No refunds. No refunds on those.
Speaker 4:
[08:16] Uh-uh.
Speaker 2:
[08:18] Nope. My pit is I'm in the process of being ghosted right now.
Speaker 1:
[08:22] Okay, I need a full deep dive investigation. So.
Speaker 2:
[08:26] Fuck me, bro. Fuck me. I'm in the... Okay, so like I'm literally... So I've gone on a date. I've gone on two dates with this guy, and I know him like kind of well because we met in real life. And I'm gonna be seeing him around more often. It's not like we're not gonna be seeing each other because of what I do. So I feel like over the weekend, like energy just shifted, like literally out of like the blue almost.
Speaker 1:
[08:52] Like he was texting you less?
Speaker 2:
[08:53] Yes. So it felt like it was less and like less frequent and less like flirtatious in a way, if that makes sense. So then I was kinda like, okay, okay, whatever. I'm just probably reading into it because I'm like having a busy weekend. And I feel like since then, and it's been like, what, four days since the weekend, like yesterday, we didn't even talk at all. Like it's been like literally like no responding.
Speaker 1:
[09:12] Okay, this was my question I needed to ask you. Okay, so after he said, going Thursday, what did you say to that?
Speaker 2:
[09:20] I responded the next day because I waited to the next day. Because the thing is, I'm the type of person to like, I'm gonna meet energy with energy. Like I feel like that's how I feel. Like I'm not trying to like play games. I'm not trying to do anything. I just don't want to be the only person that feels interested or the only person that is like present for something. So I'm gonna meet someone with the same energy. Like if you're taking 24 hours to respond to me, I'm probably gonna respond in 24 hours too. I'm not gonna respond immediately because I'm gonna give it a beat as well. So I responded the next day and I was like, oh my God, like have so much fun. Like, oh, it's an amazing for you. I had the weather's gonna be great. And that was basically it. And like the conversation kind of died essentially.
Speaker 1:
[09:57] Did he say anything back?
Speaker 2:
[09:58] No.
Speaker 1:
[09:59] How did you know you were being ghosted?
Speaker 2:
[10:01] I just felt it. There's an energy, dude, there's an energy. Like it's almost like, okay, so this is the thing.
Speaker 1:
[10:06] Because whenever you showed me he had texted you back, I was like, okay, well maybe, but you knew, you already knew.
Speaker 2:
[10:12] The thing is you can tell an energy shift with people like that because for example, like let's say there's a common cadence of speech. Like I'm talking, like for example, like I can tell when you're probably annoyed in texting. Like I can tell when you're like, ugh, like you're like, ugh, about something. And I can tell when you're like more excited texting. So it's the exact same thing when you're getting to know someone like you figure out how they text. Like let's say for example, if I was in a bad mood, I'm probably not going to be sending like little emojis, I'm not going to be sending gifts, I'm not going to be sending, I'm not going to put ha ha ha. Like it's, you're going to catch like my tone. If you're texting, it's the exact same thing. So I just caught the tone from it. And I was like, and the frequency as well. So if you're used to something for two weeks and then it goes to like completely different, you're going to be like, something's afoot. And I just trusted my gut. My gut was telling me, I'm like, I'm the process of getting ghosted. He's not really interested anymore. I can tell. And it's honestly interesting because it doesn't happen to me very often anymore. Like, I'm not really getting ghosted anymore. Like, that's like not a thing for me as much now because I just like, I don't know, I just feel like it's just my energy shifted. Like, I'm just not, I don't know. Like, I'm just not getting ghosted as frequently. So I'm like kind of like, oh, like this is, this is the end of it. Like, I get ghosted too.
Speaker 1:
[11:25] And you knew.
Speaker 2:
[11:26] And I knew.
Speaker 1:
[11:27] And you knew, dude.
Speaker 2:
[11:28] You fucking knew. No, get this. Tell me why a video just popped up. I know it was the entire breakdown of that, of Womlands.
Speaker 1:
[11:35] Oh, really?
Speaker 2:
[11:35] The entire breakdown of Chelsea and the other guy.
Speaker 1:
[11:40] Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:
[11:40] And watched the whole thing. Because I literally, I had forgotten.
Speaker 1:
[11:44] Your attention span isn't broken.
Speaker 2:
[11:45] No, I did put it on double speed. But I'm not going to have to send it to you.
Speaker 1:
[11:50] Yeah, do it.
Speaker 2:
[11:50] Just to freshen it up. But yeah, that's honestly, it's been shitty. Like, I have been in a bad mood for the last like three days about it because my problem is that when the vibes are really good and like we meet in real life, like I'm going to be a little bit more open. I'm going to open up a little bit. I'm going to be a little bit more like not so closed off, if that makes sense. Like I'm not, we didn't meet through like a dating app. We met in person. So I'm automatically a little bit more like lively, I guess you can say. So because I've opened myself up more, that means you're just able to get hurt faster because you opened up a little bit. So because I opened up and I got hurt, I'm kind of like, like I feel almost like a little crab, like going back in. So I'm in that state right now, which is really frustrating.
Speaker 1:
[12:29] And that sucks, I know you text me the other day, you're like.
Speaker 2:
[12:32] Fuck me.
Speaker 1:
[12:32] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[12:33] I literally was like, Laura, I'm so fucking pissed right now. I'm so sorry if I have like bad energy and bad mood.
Speaker 1:
[12:37] No, I'm like have it.
Speaker 2:
[12:38] Bad fucking mood.
Speaker 1:
[12:39] I was like, I would be too.
Speaker 2:
[12:40] Like I just was like, just not feeling it because it makes you, do you know what it is about the ghosting thing too, or when you stop talking, it makes you feel like, well, what did I do wrong?
Speaker 1:
[12:48] Yeah, always.
Speaker 2:
[12:48] What is wrong with me? Why am I the one that's getting ghosted? Why is it that I have interest and they don't? You start to kind of go into that world.
Speaker 1:
[12:55] I would definitely tell you, don't take it personal. It's definitely him. He probably just talks to somebody else or doing something else or traveling or wants to hook up with everybody at Coachella or something like that, nothing about you. But I know at the end of the day, those are just words and they're nice to hear, sure. But you're still going to feel the way you feel. You'll never not feel it. Thanks for telling me that. Now I don't feel bad at all. Yeah, I wish it was like that though.
Speaker 2:
[13:17] I wish I could turn a fucking button and flip a switch and be like, you know what? You're so right. It's not me.
Speaker 1:
[13:22] That's why I'm just like, sometimes I'm like, I get it. That's like I get it is what it is. And it just sucks.
Speaker 2:
[13:28] It just sucks. So yeah, that's really frustrating. So I'm trying to like distract myself and like do other things and do things I like to do and work out and just like do things I want to do. So, yeah, that's I mean, that's my that's my pitch. Just fucking sucks. Man, I'm like I'm so I'm hoping because it's not like it ended bad or anything. Like we're so cool, completely amicable. So it's like even if I see him, I feel like we'll be completely fine. But it's cool because at the end of the day, it's like clearly it's just more like a friend vibe. And that's OK. That is OK because that it just happens in the gay world like that sometimes. Sometimes you're just like, I'm not feeling that with you. But like we can be judies and be OK and be completely fine.
Speaker 1:
[14:05] So it happens so many times.
Speaker 2:
[14:06] It happens all the time. So, yeah, I'm just going to I think we'll be completely fine. And like it would be totally cool and I'll be fine. But it just like it hurts in the in the midst of it early on the early on. Yeah. And it's so early. Just like in these last like four days.
Speaker 1:
[14:19] Yeah. Well, OK, so we want to hit a few rapid fire topics. Oh, by the way, this should be the last time we're filming at my house.
Speaker 2:
[14:28] Oh, yes, yes. We're pretty sure this is like for real the last time.
Speaker 1:
[14:31] I mean, we said that before.
Speaker 2:
[14:33] We didn't say that before.
Speaker 1:
[14:34] But here's the thing. We had a background piece for our new studio that hadn't come in yet. And obviously we don't want to film in there until the whole entire thing's done. And we can do like a full reveal for you guys to see the new studio. So we had to literally, because it's going to be in the background of the video. So it was like a piece we could not film without. So we were like, damn, we'll just film at my house one more time. And then the piece came in last hour, just came in like today. So they're installing it and next week. Next week?
Speaker 2:
[15:02] The week after.
Speaker 1:
[15:03] The week after. Well, for us, but for us, I mean, technically, it's like, yeah, next Friday.
Speaker 2:
[15:08] Sorry, you guys, it's giving inception right now. It's like we're trying to think ahead of it, like we're in the future. But you're right. Like it should be our next episode that you film after this episode. We should be in this new studio, which we're so fucking stoked to be out, because we actually haven't seen it yet either. Like we want to also be really surprised. And like we want to film our review.
Speaker 1:
[15:26] We've only seen the mockups of things that we approved for that studio. So we're going to film us seeing it for the first time. We have not stepped one toe into that room and we had a choice. Do we want to do it together? Cause we hired a team to do this for us. We're not professionals.
Speaker 2:
[15:42] No, no, no, we actually got help this time. Like for real.
Speaker 1:
[15:44] We did. So they did it all for us. So we're just really excited for it. And trust me, we wish it was this week, but god, we do. Shipping wasn't quick enough. So it just didn't happen.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[18:14] Things will have to die. We'll have to do a deeper dive.
Speaker 1:
[18:16] We'll have to do a deeper dive when the next time. We get on air. But since we're in the past, technically, as of now, Alex Earle just posted her at Coachella and her friend's documentary. Waking her up. I know they did that for the reality TV show. They did that for the reality TV.
Speaker 4:
[18:33] Oh, I live!
Speaker 2:
[18:37] Wait, no, when she woke up, she's like this.
Speaker 1:
[18:39] Is she being funny?
Speaker 2:
[18:42] And she's like this. Okay.
Speaker 1:
[18:43] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[18:44] It's just so funny. And at the end of that video, she goes, that just made my whole day. I go, I'm sorry, like I just, I'm an Alex Dan. I just am. I'm sorry. Like she's so unbothered. And I just like strive to be level of unbothered at times. You know what I mean? Like it would just be nice to be unbothered.
Speaker 1:
[18:59] I like when she goes, is she being funny? And I'll be like this.
Speaker 4:
[19:03] No.
Speaker 2:
[19:04] Is this a funny video?
Speaker 1:
[19:06] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[19:06] She was like, uh-uh.
Speaker 2:
[19:08] So I just thought that was really fascinating because the thing is there's also more that happened. Like Alex Cooper posted on her stories about her on a chicken fry and like there's been so many things.
Speaker 1:
[19:16] Because Beyond the Chicken Fry has said like Alex Errol is going to destroy her.
Speaker 2:
[19:19] Yes, she is mean. She is a mean girl. So now it's become like, it feels like almost an army against Cooper at this point.
Speaker 1:
[19:26] It's on site.
Speaker 2:
[19:26] It's very strange. So I feel like more things will come out and transpire and it's going to be a lot more. I just feel like it's going to get more fierce. And even the thing she goes, now back to Alex and this is not a PR stunt.
Speaker 1:
[19:37] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:38] Alex Cooper said that. She's like, this is not PR.
Speaker 1:
[19:39] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:40] So I'm like, oh, shit, like this is like.
Speaker 1:
[19:41] Well, a lot of people think they're really friends.
Speaker 2:
[19:44] Really?
Speaker 1:
[19:45] Yes, they think that they're doing it together and they're both like going to come out with a podcast episode or something like, we're just kidding, like for PR.
Speaker 2:
[19:51] Yes. But they're saying there's not doing that. Well, also, when you see the retweets and the posts that Alex Earl has done about Alex Cooper, just basically and like, like, basically just calling her out, ripping her to shreds a little bit of those videos. Yeah, it feels like even like even if it was like this, like kind of key between friends like, oh, we're going to do this PR. It's like, no, but they're like really mad dogging you like hardcore and you're reposting it. That's not the vibe.
Speaker 1:
[20:16] That's why Alex Cooper got pissed and made that video. So girl, it's just girl on girl. Yeah, I would say the audience score goes, I like both girls. I just want to say that. I think I watch Color Daddy all the time. Love Alex girl. I love her stuff. But I think the audience is swaying Alex Earl's way. From what I'm seeing, from what I'm seeing right now it seems like, but listen, again, we're talking, we're in the past right now. So like Eli is about to transpire whenever she, you know, does a video.
Speaker 2:
[20:47] Yeah, we don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:
[20:48] So we don't know what we're saying right now, okay? We don't have a lot of information, but that's coming. Okay, and then the next thing, Taylor Frankie Paul's charges got dropped.
Speaker 2:
[20:56] Wait, this is, the fact that they got dropped, I'm literally gagged.
Speaker 1:
[20:59] So basically they said, I believe that the words are statue of limitations, I believe that's the correct word, is that he is trying to file charges on something with the amount of time. If they say it was too many years out, baby, you're supposed to do that. And then, you know, there was a recent one that brought all this up to begin with, where he was saying she choked him with the necklace and he had a scratch on him or some scratches. They said that what the, what he was able to bring to court and prove was not domestic violence, so that one got thrown out as well.
Speaker 2:
[21:28] So a double.
Speaker 1:
[21:28] It's a double lose for him.
Speaker 2:
[21:31] I love it. I love that he lost.
Speaker 1:
[21:32] I know. So now I feel like we could now play The Bachelorette because both of them have been dropped. It's not even like going to court. Like it's done. It's done. So I'm like, why not play the episode now?
Speaker 2:
[21:45] Wait, so do you think that like they would like let it come back?
Speaker 1:
[21:48] No.
Speaker 2:
[21:48] I don't think so either. I think the press was too bad. Like I think that it hit too hard and I just think it was such a bad look.
Speaker 1:
[21:54] Dude, imagine them like losing the entire season of a show.
Speaker 2:
[21:59] Imagine being the contestants.
Speaker 1:
[22:00] Oh, and film and films it all.
Speaker 2:
[22:03] Like I would freak. Yeah, it's fucked. But at least the charges were dropped.
Speaker 1:
[22:07] I wish they would just give it to us.
Speaker 2:
[22:09] Like at least just leak it to us.
Speaker 1:
[22:12] Leak it. Leak it. They leaked that Sony leaked the interview or whatever. So leak it.
Speaker 2:
[22:18] I just watched the Avatar the Last Airbender movie because it was leaked.
Speaker 1:
[22:21] Really? Where was it leaked?
Speaker 2:
[22:24] On Twitter. And I watched all 98 minutes.
Speaker 1:
[22:27] On Twitter.
Speaker 2:
[22:29] I logged on to my computer, pulled up Twitter on my computer, and I go like this.
Speaker 1:
[22:32] You're seeing a psychiatrist on Monday. I'm done.
Speaker 2:
[22:37] You know what? The psych, the psychiatrist is, no, so get this, they're doing now a public investigation, not public, a private investigation in their company because they think someone in the company leaked the entire movie. And it wasn't like a hack.
Speaker 1:
[22:48] And it's on Twitter?
Speaker 2:
[22:49] Yes.
Speaker 1:
[22:49] Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:
[22:50] And it wasn't a hack. And the thing is, it's supposed to come out in October and they've been making it for years.
Speaker 1:
[22:55] Oh, no.
Speaker 2:
[22:56] What a bummer.
Speaker 1:
[22:57] You know, a ton of people did what you did, of course.
Speaker 2:
[23:00] The thing is, I'm, of course, going to watch it again just for the sake of the creators, the animators.
Speaker 1:
[23:04] Yeah. But people are not going to do that. They're going to see what they saw.
Speaker 2:
[23:07] I still had to watch it. You are wild because there's too many clips going around at that point.
Speaker 1:
[23:13] So I'm sorry. Don't lie. Was it blurry HD? No. That was too dramatic. My whole house just echoed like the whole house.
Speaker 2:
[23:22] It was an HD crystal clear 4K. And I literally have sent it to every friend I know that watches them.
Speaker 1:
[23:31] Oh, you dirty dog.
Speaker 2:
[23:32] I know, I know, I know. Is that pirating?
Speaker 1:
[23:35] I think you're a pirate.
Speaker 2:
[23:36] No, no, because it's a link, Laura. It's a link and we're going to watch it all again.
Speaker 1:
[23:44] Wow, wow, wow. Manny, he'll link it in the bio.
Speaker 2:
[23:46] No, it's going to be gone by, dude, and again, get this, the links are being sent out. They keep getting taken down because, like, obviously, something's getting re-uploaded.
Speaker 1:
[23:55] It's scrubbing the internet. Oh, I love that. Okay, so last little tip we want to talk about is Euphoria.
Speaker 2:
[24:02] Okay, episode one, back.
Speaker 1:
[24:03] It's year 2030. They finally gave us a season back. So, I think they had to move forward in the future just because so many years have gone by. There's no way they could pick back up in high school. It would start to get silly or like the first year college. I don't know. I feel like they feel like there was just so much distance in filming that they had to try to make it make sense. Yeah. So, it feels like a completely different TV show now.
Speaker 2:
[24:28] I thought the same.
Speaker 1:
[24:29] Mind you, I liked it. That's the thing, though. To me, it was almost, dare I say, better. I've only seen one episode, so that's hard to say.
Speaker 2:
[24:38] I really like the first one.
Speaker 1:
[24:39] I love the first one. I thought it was great.
Speaker 2:
[24:42] It is different, though. It's just like a different show. I think that if you're going and thinking that it's going to be the euphoria experience from like the high school version of them, it's just not that. Like, it really does feel different. And I do wish we saw more characters in it. Like, I feel like we were missing some of the main cast.
Speaker 1:
[24:55] I know.
Speaker 2:
[24:55] That frustrates me.
Speaker 1:
[24:57] But you think they're not going to put Dominic Pike in it, right?
Speaker 2:
[24:59] I don't think so.
Speaker 1:
[25:00] I don't think he's in it.
Speaker 2:
[25:01] Same with Barbie. She's not going to be in it.
Speaker 1:
[25:03] Oh, yeah. They just.
Speaker 2:
[25:05] And Jules, I think, is only going to be in a couple of episodes. So it's like, no, they can't.
Speaker 1:
[25:09] She seems like main storyline, but they're probably trying to like wrap her storyline up.
Speaker 2:
[25:13] So they're saying like, oh, it's probably going to be like the last season for real.
Speaker 1:
[25:17] They need a probably cap.
Speaker 2:
[25:19] Yeah. I think at that point, it's kind of like, OK, done. But it was great. I thought it was really, really good. I thought there was like weird. OK, there was a scene that I just could not watch. I had to like look away. The swallowing thing.
Speaker 1:
[25:29] Oh, yeah, that was tough.
Speaker 2:
[25:30] That was tough to.
Speaker 1:
[25:31] They're really good actors, too, for that.
Speaker 2:
[25:33] How do they act that?
Speaker 1:
[25:34] I think they were like choking, choking themselves with their hands to make it real. But like you're still like.
Speaker 2:
[25:41] It was literally like, yeah, it was like a visceral. I was having like a visceral reaction.
Speaker 1:
[25:44] So someone DM me and said, Labyrinth wasn't doing the music for Euphoria anymore. And that was like kind of a core part.
Speaker 2:
[25:50] You can tell.
Speaker 1:
[25:51] You can tell. Why is he not?
Speaker 2:
[25:53] Oh, he had like a full thing he said. He said, fuck Euphoria. Yes, he did.
Speaker 1:
[25:57] Why?
Speaker 2:
[25:57] There was a thing. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs of what had happened. But he literally had publicly said he's like something. He said, fuck something else. And he said, and fuck Euphoria. I swear to God.
Speaker 1:
[26:06] Well, I thought he was like one of the most beautiful parts of the show.
Speaker 4:
[26:09] Oh, girl.
Speaker 2:
[26:10] He like the reason I feel like you felt the things that you felt watching it is because of that music.
Speaker 1:
[26:15] Was the music erratic, erraticating emotion out of you through the music.
Speaker 2:
[26:19] Labyrinth, I really do feel like you miss him from the show. Like I can tell a distinct difference. Like I'm not feeling the emotions I felt when I watched it in the first time. I'm still enjoying the show, but I'm not feeling it in that deeper way. The music like almost hits you like in your soul. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1:
[26:33] Dang, that's such a bummer. Well, it's still good though. I think it's worth the watch. You guys check it out.
Speaker 2:
[26:39] I'm gonna watch the whole season.
Speaker 1:
[26:40] It feels like a completely different TV show. Okay, and now we can jump into our little story time.
Speaker 2:
[26:46] You guys, we have written down little just stories.
Speaker 1:
[26:50] Illustrious moments in time.
Speaker 2:
[26:51] That we just thought it would be really fun to just tell and I have my old little notes up, but I'm sure you also have things written down, honey. They are, you know, you're kidding. You haven't memorized?
Speaker 1:
[27:04] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[27:05] This one's sick. Yeah, this one is.
Speaker 1:
[27:07] It is. It's bad, y'all.
Speaker 2:
[27:09] Okay, I do have one. So there was, okay, there was this one time. I don't know if I've told this before. I don't think I have because I told Laura, I'm like, I've told the story and she's like, I don't even remember this.
Speaker 1:
[27:16] The thing is, I think I've told some of my stories online.
Speaker 2:
[27:20] But I don't know, maybe we haven't told them in here.
Speaker 1:
[27:22] I think I have.
Speaker 2:
[27:23] Maybe we wouldn't know. Because honestly, my memory is out of a goldfish at time, so I just don't remember.
Speaker 1:
[27:28] It's been four years we've been doing this podcast. There's no fucking way we can remember every story we've told over four years.
Speaker 2:
[27:34] You're right. Okay, there was one time, so I went to a, not pre-recording, but basically it was a run through rehearsal of JLo, her tour, a few years ago. Okay, so it was a few years ago and I had gotten invited to go and watch it before it was actually happened.
Speaker 1:
[27:53] Crazy concept, inviting influencers to watch JLo rehearse before she actually does her concert, which by the way, is such a cool opportunity.
Speaker 2:
[28:03] I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 1:
[28:04] Like sickening, but who even knew that that was an opportunity.
Speaker 2:
[28:08] I had no idea. The rehearsal, how cool. Maybe like two or three of us too. No. Yes, it was a very intimate small thing.
Speaker 1:
[28:13] You know as crazy as I saw that tour.
Speaker 2:
[28:15] Oh my God.
Speaker 1:
[28:16] Yes, that tour was like crazy.
Speaker 2:
[28:18] Yes, I remember and that was the tour that I went to see the rehearsal.
Speaker 1:
[28:21] I went to Arizona and literally saw the tour. I remember you went and saw this rehearsal. Oh, it was like the craziest thing, damn moves I've ever seen in my life. Anyway.
Speaker 2:
[28:30] So we're watching like her perform and doing her thing and it was such a like, I was like, wow, this woman is just like a boss bee. Like truly. And she would like stop mid-race. She's like, uh-uh, that's not gonna work. Let's just run it back. Like she was such a professional in her way where she's such a perfectionist. Where she was like, no, I know we're not gonna get that take. So we're just running back. Let's do it again, stop it immediately, run it back. So I was like, I was almost intimidated being there, like in the way of like watching. I'm like, oh my God, like I would be so intimidated if I was like dancing for her or like working on the scenes with her. I got freaking out. So I go, so I'm like talking to like people around there and I like talk to her manager, like, or like one of her people on her teams. And they had just finished the thing or they had just finished it. They finished it off. And they were like, today's JLo's like birthday. And I was like, oh my God. Okay, period. And they're like, so then he comes up and he's like Manny. So here's what we're going to do. She doesn't even know I'm there. Laura.
Speaker 1:
[29:24] I feel like you're in the danger zone.
Speaker 2:
[29:25] I'm in danger zone. She goes, he's like, what if you bring out her a cake and we sing happy birthday to her while you're carrying JLo the cake? And we're just going to be a surprise for her. And I go, what the fuck are you talking about? I'm so spooked.
Speaker 1:
[29:43] You've seen things now.
Speaker 2:
[29:44] I've already seen her be so boss bitch. I was like, I don't know if that's a good idea. Because I don't know JLo. Why would I, a stranger, bring out a birthday cake for her? Maybe, you know what, it wasn't her birthday cake. It was a celebration of one of her music videos or one of her songs.
Speaker 1:
[29:59] No, you know what it was? It was her birthday because that was her birthday tour. You did her 50th birthday tour. That was her birthday tour. It had to be or something like that.
Speaker 2:
[30:09] Or it was like an anniversary. It was something to celebrate. And they had a cake for her. That's all I remember. That was either a birthday or a celebration or something. And they're like, you're going to bring it out. And it's going to, on the cake, it's going to like read, either have a birthday or congratulations. So I was like, OK, I was freaking the fuck out. You guys, OK, Manny, so you're going to get the cake. You're going to walk out. And mind you, she's on stage with all her people. And you're going to walk behind the stage. You're going to walk through the stage onto it. And they can surprise her, which is at the front of the stage. So I'm like, OK, so you're having me walk behind the stage.
Speaker 1:
[30:44] So you want to the stage.
Speaker 2:
[30:45] So interrupt her fucking thing. Great.
Speaker 1:
[30:48] And you say what to the other people that interrupt me.
Speaker 2:
[30:50] So you don't want to do yourself. You know, you partner up to you.
Speaker 1:
[30:52] They're like, it's better that you do it. You'll think the better article. You'll think, am I doing this?
Speaker 2:
[30:59] So I pull up and I'm like, congratulations. I'm like so happy. You're like, your birthday, anniversary, whatever it is, I would just like to be like, bring her out this little cake. And she was like, oh, my gosh, thank you. And she was so nice. I will say she was so, so, so nice about it. And I do appreciate the fact that she was like, not mean to me.
Speaker 1:
[31:20] She was not on for you.
Speaker 2:
[31:22] She's literally in like workout clothes.
Speaker 1:
[31:24] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[31:24] Okay. This is literally like, because we're in rehearsal, she's not like fucking Jenny from the block. Like she's not like doing the full shebang. She's in like load, right?
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Speaker 2:
[32:43] So I remember talking to like the rep there, like we had like done it, like given her a thing. She was like, oh my, this is so amazing. And like all the dancers were like, she's so great. And I was like, I felt so out of place because I was like, why the fuck am I amidst all these people are here holding this cake? Like it didn't make any sense for me. So then I remember being like, I asked the rep and I was like, can I take a photo with her before I leave because the thing was over? And I was like, I would love to take a photo, promote like the tour coming, whatever. But I wanted to have a photo with Jennifer. He goes up and talks to Jenny and Jenny, like you know Jenny.
Speaker 1:
[33:12] She's like this.
Speaker 2:
[33:13] She was like.
Speaker 1:
[33:17] No, are you serious?
Speaker 2:
[33:18] I'm being dead ass.
Speaker 1:
[33:19] No, I swear on my life. I was kidding.
Speaker 2:
[33:22] I'm being dead ass. She goes, I can see that she was like, I don't want to take a photo. Because the thing is, she had just done the entire set.
Speaker 1:
[33:28] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[33:29] And she's in workout clothes.
Speaker 1:
[33:30] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[33:30] Why the would you want to take a photo? I understand what she was saying because I'm like, fuck, I would like also not want to take a photo in this setting.
Speaker 1:
[33:35] Damn.
Speaker 2:
[33:35] But she still did it.
Speaker 1:
[33:36] No, she didn't. But you saw her say it would be like.
Speaker 2:
[33:39] I saw her just being like, I don't want to take a photo. I just saw it. I was like, fuck, it's okay. Like, it's fine. I'm just going to let it go because I understood in that moment that she was like literally dripping sweat, by the way, because the tour she's going.
Speaker 1:
[33:52] Oh, the tour's crazy.
Speaker 2:
[33:53] Like, obviously I wouldn't want to be in that photo state either. But I remember telling her, I was like, when she was like, yeah, let's do it. Let's take a photo. I was like, I'm going to edit you. I'm going to make you look sickening.
Speaker 1:
[34:05] I'm going to fix this.
Speaker 2:
[34:06] I'm going to turn us out. Don't you worry. So we took our photo and it was great and it was being fine. But I remember that was like one of the most stressful times I had had, like any kind of like celebrity experiences I've ever had. Because I had not ever met her before and I'm presenting her a fucking cake to celebrate something. And I'm asking her to take a photo after she did the rehearsal.
Speaker 1:
[34:24] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[34:24] Hello?
Speaker 1:
[34:25] It's a lot.
Speaker 2:
[34:26] It was a lot. I was very overwhelmed. So that's one of mine.
Speaker 1:
[34:29] Well, that's a great story to be honest.
Speaker 2:
[34:31] Thank you.
Speaker 1:
[34:32] Don't know if I could follow your lead.
Speaker 2:
[34:34] I have a photo. Of her.
Speaker 1:
[34:36] I think you should insert it.
Speaker 2:
[34:37] I have to insert it.
Speaker 1:
[34:38] Because I would like to see that. Dig that up and let's go ahead.
Speaker 2:
[34:41] If I find it, we're putting it up.
Speaker 1:
[34:43] OK, I have a couple of photos as well.
Speaker 2:
[34:46] Oh, I need you to tell the full story about this. You've touched.
Speaker 1:
[34:50] I've touched the story, but I'll get in there.
Speaker 2:
[34:53] The true tea.
Speaker 1:
[34:54] So I don't know if you guys remember, I've talked about this multiple times. I used to not be a workout girlie and not at all. And I didn't start my workout journey in 2023. And so this year is probably like 2020, I'm gonna say 2027. I'm gonna say it's 2027.
Speaker 2:
[35:10] 2027?
Speaker 1:
[35:11] I mean, I'm sorry, 2017.
Speaker 2:
[35:12] I'm like, this year is 2027? I'm like, no, it's not.
Speaker 1:
[35:15] Sorry.
Speaker 2:
[35:16] So you're in 2017 during this situation.
Speaker 1:
[35:18] 2017 during this situation. So let's kick it back. I'm not working out at all or anything like that. And I'm in New York with Maybelline. And I think Adriana Lima, who's a Victoria Secret model, if you guys don't know who she is, she's like the prettiest lady ever. Also Body TV, TTTTT. So they're like, you know what? You guys, we're inviting you to work out with Adriana Lima. And I'm like, work out with her. So I'm assuming this is gonna be some little phony workout, right? We're gonna get cute pictures, whatever. So I felt safe going to it. Mind you, I'd never really done workout classes and or anything. So I was like, well, I'm hungry on the way there. So I'll stop by Chipotle and get a full bowl and a Dr. Pibb or Mr. Pibb. They have Mr. Pibb and I ate all of that and then I went there and they were like, I ate a lot of chips.
Speaker 2:
[36:09] I'm imagining, like, the whole thing in your system. I can't lie.
Speaker 1:
[36:13] I had a lot of soda and a lot of chips.
Speaker 2:
[36:14] A lot of sodium.
Speaker 1:
[36:17] A lot of sodium, a lot of fizzy. And so I literally go in there.
Speaker 2:
[36:24] What is this? It's a boxing class?
Speaker 1:
[36:25] Dude, yeah, it's like, but it's like, we're going to do and it's called the dog pound. I believe it's like a famous chain and she'd work out there and so they wanted us to come to promote their gym and her and shit like that. So I was like, OK, cool, cool, cool. Like, I love Adriana Lima. So I go and everybody is there. It's like a ton of us. And they're like, we are today going to show you what Adriana's Adriana's real workout routine is.
Speaker 2:
[36:50] And I was like, oh, oh, the realness, the real one.
Speaker 1:
[36:56] Are you the real one? Why? Why are we doing this? Why on earth would we do this? I mean, for Fashion Week?
Speaker 2:
[37:05] Yeah, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[37:08] So when I tell you, I have this picture of myself on the ground like, oh, girl, like you're suffering. Now I would look forward to something like that, of course, because I work out and I'd be able to do it. I'd want to see at what points do I get tired or how much harder is she working to me? And things like that would be so much fun now. But back then it just went. I remember just throwing up in the trash can there.
Speaker 2:
[37:28] You didn't.
Speaker 1:
[37:29] Yeah, I did. I remember.
Speaker 2:
[37:30] You threw up.
Speaker 1:
[37:30] I did.
Speaker 2:
[37:32] Like you got to a point where you were so expecated.
Speaker 1:
[37:34] It was my heart rate got so high and I just was so out of shape. And then we were boxing. Not only were we doing burpees and lunges and jumping jacks and push ups. And then they're like, okay, now we're all going to take a turn, get in the ring, go boxing.
Speaker 2:
[37:49] Okay, okay, okay, okay, so absolutely not.
Speaker 1:
[37:54] I was like, are you f-cking kidding me right now?
Speaker 2:
[37:57] I've thrown up working out too hard before.
Speaker 1:
[37:59] That was the first and only time I've ever done that.
Speaker 2:
[38:01] And I want you to have, I want to talk about it again.
Speaker 1:
[38:03] Whenever we went to Pilates in LO.
Speaker 2:
[38:06] That was close. That was close. That was definitely getting there. Pilates would definitely make me throw up, I think.
Speaker 1:
[38:14] That's for sure.
Speaker 2:
[38:15] If I did a hard Pilates, if I did a hard Pilates, it would make me throw up probably.
Speaker 1:
[38:20] Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[38:21] I think.
Speaker 1:
[38:22] I want you to do one of my...
Speaker 2:
[38:23] It's my endurance, bro. It's my endurance.
Speaker 1:
[38:24] It is. It is.
Speaker 2:
[38:25] That's like where my issue lies, is my endurance. Because like I was saying, I can lift, like I can do a lot of things.
Speaker 1:
[38:30] But I feel like now that you're playing volleyball, it's probably, it's gotten better, it's like five percent.
Speaker 2:
[38:35] Four. It's probably got about four percent. My endurance has got about four percent. But yeah, no, it's very, it's a spook.
Speaker 1:
[38:43] I want to insert now the picture of me taking a picture with her after.
Speaker 2:
[38:47] Let me see you on the ground. I want to see one of you on the ground.
Speaker 1:
[38:50] Girl.
Speaker 2:
[38:51] Because I know that shit was.
Speaker 1:
[38:53] You see my little eye.
Speaker 2:
[38:55] Laura, you're about to block out.
Speaker 1:
[38:57] Right? And Adriana's right there in my face.
Speaker 2:
[38:59] She's like, oh, like this? Laura, you look here going through the gigs.
Speaker 1:
[39:03] That was so embarrassing.
Speaker 2:
[39:05] That was so embarrassing. Because like that was a hard ass class.
Speaker 1:
[39:08] Yeah, it was embarrassing for me. Actually, I don't even care.
Speaker 2:
[39:42] But we're going to see if we if we have if you guys remember. So back in the day, I used to live in San Diego, as you know.
Speaker 1:
[39:49] And I would come up. I'm interrupting, but the book I'm reading, David Goggins, he lived in Trula Vista forever. Yes, bitch. And he is describing his apartment, Trula, what Trula is like, like the whole thing. And it's gagging me.
Speaker 2:
[40:01] And are you gagging because I've described it similarly?
Speaker 1:
[40:04] Yes, I'm like gagging the full girl. It's crazy.
Speaker 2:
[40:08] Hilarious. Okay, so, but the thing is, I would come up and stay at Jen Duard's house.
Speaker 1:
[40:16] Yes, I am.
Speaker 2:
[40:17] And I would also, like Patrick would also come too.
Speaker 1:
[40:18] Isn't that where we met?
Speaker 2:
[40:19] Yes.
Speaker 1:
[40:21] After an event, but like hung out, but like hung out and like spoke to each other.
Speaker 2:
[40:25] So I would go out to Jen's and stay at her place when like there was an event or something happening and she would let me stay in one of her guest bedrooms. And like Patrick was there a lot too. Like it was like we were able to go together. So I remember one time it was after an event and me and Patrick going up to stay at Jen's and we I drove up, I drove in my car. We got out of the car. It's nighttime. Like it is like dark. I think as we knew, like we're probably we don't want to disturb her because it's already late. She's probably asleep. We're going to just go through and be fine. We get out of the car. We're walking towards the house. Two massive dogs like Rottweilers come out and start going the fuck in on me and Patrick.
Speaker 1:
[41:05] And you know they were homophobic dogs.
Speaker 2:
[41:06] Oh, they hated us. The thing is like so it was actually her man had dogs and his dogs had actually gotten out to the front.
Speaker 1:
[41:15] Girl.
Speaker 2:
[41:16] And so his dogs had no idea who we were. Like it wasn't her dog. It was his dog. And me and Patrick were like literally frozen solid. We were like this, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. So then I'm like, Patrick, we're gonna have to climb the tree.
Speaker 1:
[41:29] Imagine you two get my girl both the ultrasonic on a tree like that. Dead ass.
Speaker 2:
[41:33] It's cause there's a tree right next to it.
Speaker 1:
[41:35] I'm like, we're gonna have to like climb this tree.
Speaker 2:
[41:36] Cause the dogs are literally coming up to us, like growling and they're like, like you guys imagine these fucking huge ass dogs, me and Patrick. Okay. Luckily I, in that moment, I knew I was faster.
Speaker 1:
[41:47] Ah.
Speaker 2:
[41:49] In that moment I was like, I'm faster than Patrick. So I'm gonna be able to get away, but-
Speaker 1:
[41:54] You were gonna leave Patrick to get lost.
Speaker 2:
[41:55] No, I wasn't gonna let him be.
Speaker 1:
[41:57] Be honest.
Speaker 2:
[41:57] I wasn't gonna let him be. But the thing is we were both, I knew I was like, we cannot make sudden movements cause the dogs will think that we're like weak. I'm not kidding. This is literally happening. This is a conversation I'm like, do not move. Do not turn your back to these dogs. They're gonna think we're fucking little weak, meek animals.
Speaker 1:
[42:11] And you are both.
Speaker 2:
[42:12] Of course. Of course we were. But we were gonna make it like known to these two massive dogs. And so I'm literally like, I'm almost at the point where I'm gonna start crying. I'm almost there.
Speaker 1:
[42:22] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[42:23] I'm almost there because I'm like freaky. I'm like, we're about to get attacked by these dogs. I get my fucking throat ripped open. That's the whole thing. We're calling Jen. I'm like this. I'm like calling her. I was like, she's not answering.
Speaker 1:
[42:34] Oh my gosh. She's asleep.
Speaker 2:
[42:36] She's asleep. And I'm literally like, fuck, fuck, fuck. And the thing is our car is too far away now where we can't go back to the car. Because if we start going back to the car, the dogs are gonna run after us.
Speaker 1:
[42:44] Definitely. As soon as you turn your back, the dog is activated.
Speaker 2:
[42:48] The dog, the second the dog sees, because right now we're like, I was like, trying to be like, you know when a bear comes up to you apparently, you're supposed to be like, oh girl.
Speaker 1:
[42:57] That's what they say.
Speaker 2:
[42:58] You're supposed to be like all tall and big, whatever. So I'm doing the same thing with the dogs.
Speaker 1:
[43:02] I am dead.
Speaker 2:
[43:04] So luckily for some reason, I don't know how, by the grace of God, truly the dogs lost interest in us.
Speaker 1:
[43:09] Oh.
Speaker 2:
[43:10] And the dogs like literally went back to their backyard and went through the gate. Like they just left us.
Speaker 1:
[43:15] So you guys were able to get into the house?
Speaker 2:
[43:16] We were able to get into the house. We were able to like survive and get through. But I don't know why the dogs.
Speaker 4:
[43:23] What?
Speaker 2:
[43:24] We punked them. We won. So they literally were like, we almost were in a standstill, but we won the standstill.
Speaker 1:
[43:30] Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:
[43:31] I've never been actually cornered or like about to be attacked by ravenous dogs in my life. And that was the only time.
Speaker 1:
[43:39] I've almost been attacked by ravenous dogs.
Speaker 2:
[43:41] No way. A Yorkie. No.
Speaker 1:
[43:45] Wait, what do you mean? I'll tell it. I'll tell it. Okay. Oh, my God, another dog got me.
Speaker 2:
[43:57] Dogs don't like Laura.
Speaker 1:
[43:58] Dogs don't like me.
Speaker 2:
[43:59] No, Zaya loves you.
Speaker 1:
[44:00] But she's so small. And so I'm not nervous around her.
Speaker 2:
[44:04] They sense the nerves.
Speaker 1:
[44:05] They sense my nerves. So I don't like big dogs. I'm nervous around them and I think they're going to rip my face off. I don't give a fuck. Everybody says, my dog has a nice. He's a cute angel.
Speaker 4:
[44:14] Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:
[44:16] I'm sure it is. So little dogs, whatever. Like I'm not nervous at all. And by the way, I love cats, but I also love dogs. I love animals. I'm kind of like an animal person. If I see a fucking turtle, I'm going to want to talk to it. You know what I mean? Like I am an animal person.
Speaker 2:
[44:28] Eliza Thorberry over here.
Speaker 1:
[44:29] Yes. So our friends have a German Shepherd and I'm like, let's see, that's a problem for me. I'm like, can we put the fucking dog outside? No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:
[44:41] He's part of the family, why would he go outside?
Speaker 1:
[44:45] I will unhinge my cooking just like that.
Speaker 2:
[44:49] I was like, why would he go outside? He's part of the family.
Speaker 1:
[44:51] So we were meeting at their house, take a little shot and get on a little party bus, I think, and go to a wedding. Okay, that's the idea here. So I'm in a satin gown down to my feet, like gown, satin, satin. And sometimes German shepherds have a little slobber on the side. Drill, of course. Cause they're like, er, er.
Speaker 2:
[45:10] No, they're not like that. Yes, they are.
Speaker 1:
[45:13] Yes, they are.
Speaker 2:
[45:14] Big dogs naturally just drill more.
Speaker 1:
[45:16] I watched this video on TikTok and it was all people that worked at a vet and they were like most aggressive dog. German shepherd, German shepherd. They were all said that, yes.
Speaker 2:
[45:23] Wow, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:
[45:23] That was the vet people. So I was literally like.
Speaker 2:
[45:26] You're like, mm-hmm. People like this. You're like, sure was.
Speaker 1:
[45:30] It was validating me.
Speaker 2:
[45:32] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[45:32] It was validating me.
Speaker 2:
[45:34] Validating.
Speaker 1:
[45:36] So, which by the way, my friends always, cause I love these people dearly and I do love their dog dearly. Actually I do.
Speaker 2:
[45:42] He's sweet.
Speaker 1:
[45:43] I swear I do.
Speaker 2:
[45:47] Sweet usually. He's usually very sweet.
Speaker 1:
[45:49] He is usually very sweet. That's just the truth. Okay. So I am in a satin gown. Let's remind everyone it is black. So if the slobber gets across the gown, it's gonna leave a white mark and I haven't even gotten to the wedding. So I was literally like, man, like.
Speaker 2:
[46:08] Don't slobber on me.
Speaker 1:
[46:09] The fucking dog's like gonna run in because it's just running around. Yeah, of course. It also takes us a swipe and I'm like, I'm fucked. Also one time I was at her Christmas party and the dog literally, I don't know, I'm nervous around that big dog. So like when it wants to take my whole fucking plate of food out of my hand, I just give it to him because I don't want it to jump on me or like push me around and I'm scared. I'm like, fuck it, just take the food. I'm like, oh, I just fed your dog three hamburgers and a hot dog. Sorry. It just took it. The fucking dog took it. So the dog bullied the shit out of me. It bullied the living shit out of me. So this is what happened. So the dog is sensing my bad energy. I can tell this time Trooper's like, you're pissing me off. He's like, no, no, the dog looked at me like that. By the way, the dog was sight eyeing the fuck out of me. You're pissing me off. And I am telling you, which made my nerves get worse, because I can tell this German Shepherd was like, no, bitch. He's like this. I am telling you, I saw the look in his eye. I'm going to fuck this bitch up for no reason. So Trooper starts, I'm trying to get out of the door of the house to go out the front. So I'm like, let's go get in the car. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here. I don't know why. Let's just get out.
Speaker 3:
[47:22] Everybody get out of the house.
Speaker 1:
[47:23] So I'm walking towards the front door to get out of the house. And Trooper is like kind of on my ass. And I turn around and no, it was like a mean. Yeah, like it was like a walking towards me mean. So I turn around quickly and he was about to jump up on me. And I put my hands out like this. No, no. And I go, no, no.
Speaker 2:
[47:42] Yes. And he was going to like jump like jump on her.
Speaker 1:
[47:45] Yes. And when I looked at that dog, my hands like this and I go, no, no. He lost his goddamn mind and was like came at me. I fall backwards. I piss all over myself. Yeah. In my gown. Full pee. Soaking wet. Not like a sprinkle. Not like a... I'm glad you think that was funny.
Speaker 4:
[48:06] He scared me.
Speaker 1:
[48:11] The dog scared the piss out of me.
Speaker 2:
[48:15] No, you guys, we... Because the thing is, we had no idea this was happening. The Laura thought he was cornering her.
Speaker 4:
[48:20] Yeah, because everybody was in the kitchen talking. So Laura screamed bloody murder.
Speaker 2:
[48:24] Laura screamed bloody murder.
Speaker 1:
[48:26] And they were all like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2:
[48:28] Oh my God. Like we're like, what the fuck? Like all mad at her for screaming.
Speaker 1:
[48:32] Now they were all mad at me for screaming. They're like, what did you do to the dog? What did you do? I know you're weird with my dog. What did you do to my dog?
Speaker 2:
[48:40] You guys, when Laura goes, I peed.
Speaker 1:
[48:42] I was like, I'm soaking wet. And so I had a ride in the party bus with my wet underwear down and I pull my dress all the way up because when you sit, I didn't want the peed to go on the back of the dress, on the satin. So I literally sat my pissy ass on a towel in the car. The whole thing. That was for Karen and Sebastian's wedding.
Speaker 2:
[49:02] I remember. I remember now that truly was one of the funniest experience I've ever had. And I felt horrible for you because you guys were actually scared as fuck. Like it was terrifying. Are you pissing yourself?
Speaker 1:
[49:16] Dude, I thought I was going to get mauled by a German Shepherd.
Speaker 2:
[49:20] It will never not make me laugh. That's the problem. You and you piss yourself often.
Speaker 1:
[49:24] All the time.
Speaker 2:
[49:25] It makes me giggle. OK, what about the other dog experience you said?
Speaker 1:
[49:30] Oh, I thought his parents decided to pick up a dog off the side of the road.
Speaker 2:
[49:35] They're like, this is the one.
Speaker 1:
[49:36] Yeah, it's a fucking feral dog. Yeah, it is. The dog will barely let you pet it now. Like, it's super fucking feral. Yeah, they love to save dogs on the side of the road. They are very good people. Yeah, they have a special spot in heaven, for sure, for doing that. But they got this fucking dog who's weird as hell. And he's like, he was like, I don't care who you are. But like, you ain't touching him. Yeah, and he's bigger.
Speaker 2:
[49:58] He's been to things. He's been to things.
Speaker 4:
[50:00] He's feral, he's fucking feral.
Speaker 2:
[50:02] He's seen things.
Speaker 1:
[50:03] So, I'm in the kitchen late at night and I need a snack. And when I close the pantry door, oh, they never got no good snacks. We'll get into that later.
Speaker 2:
[50:13] Special place in heaven, but there's no snacks.
Speaker 1:
[50:15] There's no snacks, man.
Speaker 2:
[50:17] Special place in hell, but there's no snacks.
Speaker 1:
[50:21] So, I close the pantry door and as soon as I close it, the fucking dog's standing there.
Speaker 4:
[50:25] He was literally like, Laura's literally like, Laura's literally, it's a scary movie.
Speaker 2:
[50:31] Laura's literally like, in it like, he closes it and he's like this.
Speaker 1:
[50:34] He was literally looking at me fucking crazy.
Speaker 4:
[50:37] It's like a smile above the dog.
Speaker 1:
[50:39] And I was like, oh hell no. Hell, and I was alone. It's the middle of the night. And it was, the dog's black. It was black in the kitchen. I just see his eyes looking up at me. And I was like, oh my God, it's the fucking feral dog. And so I remember.
Speaker 4:
[50:57] I was gonna say she did the same thing as you, she stood her ground.
Speaker 2:
[51:00] Oh, you stood your ground?
Speaker 1:
[51:01] Cause I was scared to turn my back on it.
Speaker 2:
[51:03] Oh, see it's instinct.
Speaker 1:
[51:04] I knew if I turned my back on it, I was going to run up to me and take me down. I was like, And so I turned my ground. You know what, I even tried to take a step towards it. Like I'm the boss. I tried to be like, is that the dog takes a step back, but it's still like this. Like it hasn't even fucking blinked. When those bitches get real still.
Speaker 2:
[51:27] Oh, it's scary because you're like, okay, you're gonna pounce.
Speaker 1:
[51:31] Yeah, they're gonna get you. And so what had happened was the dog was trying to go out the doggy door, but it was closed. And I had the dog trapped in corner.
Speaker 2:
[51:42] Oh, in his mind, in his mind, he was like, you're trapping me.
Speaker 1:
[51:46] I was the killer in his mind. And I thought he was the killer.
Speaker 2:
[51:49] Like when you close the thing, he's like, oh shit. But it's the opposite.
Speaker 1:
[51:54] We caught each other. We caught each other.
Speaker 2:
[51:55] Like we were both like, so who's going to kill each other first?
Speaker 1:
[51:59] I know. And I was like, I was like, it's okay. It's okay. And I remember fucking calling his ass on the phone. He didn't answer. Cause you know, I have my phone in my hand. So I tried to call him and like Tyler, come get this fucking dog. And he didn't answer.
Speaker 2:
[52:13] Dude, when you need him, when you need him most banished.
Speaker 4:
[52:17] I basically came in there and I was like, Laura, you have the dog corner.
Speaker 2:
[52:21] Oh, so you had the dog.
Speaker 4:
[52:22] He has nowhere to go. The dog door is not open.
Speaker 1:
[52:27] How was I supposed to fucking know that?
Speaker 2:
[52:28] How would you know that?
Speaker 1:
[52:29] And how would I know that? I'm sick of it.
Speaker 2:
[52:31] I love how when we need the people the most with their animals attacking, they're nowhere to be found.
Speaker 1:
[52:36] Nowhere, of course not.
Speaker 2:
[52:37] What the fuck? Laura, that was so fucking funny. It shouldn't have been that funny, but it was really.
Speaker 1:
[52:44] So whenever people were like, you should get a dog. I want a Pomeranian.
Speaker 2:
[52:50] Oh, so cute.
Speaker 4:
[52:52] Oh, so cute.
Speaker 1:
[52:55] That is going to bite this shit out of me.
Speaker 2:
[52:57] Oh, 100 percent. If it's your dog, you're probably going to get you.
Speaker 1:
[52:59] It's going to be nasty.
Speaker 2:
[53:00] Pomeranians are just so fucking cute.
Speaker 1:
[53:01] They're bad. They're bad.
Speaker 2:
[53:02] They have such an attitude. That's why you like it, because it's like a little cat.
Speaker 1:
[53:05] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[53:05] In dog form. OK, why don't we talk about the light show?
Speaker 1:
[53:09] Oh, OK. It's been a year. It's been a year.
Speaker 2:
[53:14] It's been enough time.
Speaker 1:
[53:16] It's time.
Speaker 2:
[53:16] So you guys, we go on a brand trip and we're on a trip and we're on the tropical island and in this tropical island, we're going to a dinner and it's a really, like, really nice place. Like the dinner, like it was fucking luxe. It was a beautiful place. We're like, wow, this place is like so nice and so luxurious. I think this is like steak, shashini, the whole thing, the whole fantasy and we're very much and we're in like the like almost like ambiance cocktail, island attire.
Speaker 1:
[53:44] Yep.
Speaker 2:
[53:44] Right. So we sit down and they're like, you guys, we have prepared the most amazing light show.
Speaker 1:
[53:49] I mean, they had this shit up. Oh, they had the shit up.
Speaker 2:
[53:51] Because the actual like restaurant is like we have.
Speaker 1:
[53:55] The restaurant is 10 out of 10.
Speaker 2:
[53:56] Oh, insane.
Speaker 1:
[53:57] So whenever they start hyping up this light show, me and Manny are like, oh. I have the impression that like fireworks about to start blowing at someone. Yeah, we're literally assholes. Like, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[54:04] No, we literally are thinking like something crazy is about to happen because the restaurant's like, no, this is like a huge deal here.
Speaker 1:
[54:11] Huge. So I need everyone to sit down. Everybody needs to take their seats. Get your cell phones out. You can record this. We're like, oh shit.
Speaker 2:
[54:20] Like we're needing to lock the fuck in. OK, great.
Speaker 1:
[54:24] How do we say?
Speaker 2:
[54:25] Let's talk. How do we say? How do we talk about this light show with the candor it deserves? So this woman comes out in her Lycra.
Speaker 1:
[54:36] What's a Lycra? I don't even know what a Lycra is.
Speaker 2:
[54:37] Lycra is like the material of the outfit is. Lycra is like almost like Cirque du Soleil.
Speaker 1:
[54:42] OK.
Speaker 2:
[54:43] It's giving so it's almost like this Cirque du Soleil silver fit.
Speaker 1:
[54:47] It was Shein. Honestly, I'm not even trying to like shit on people wearing Shein like that.
Speaker 2:
[54:53] Or Shein.
Speaker 1:
[54:54] It was Shein.
Speaker 2:
[54:55] You guys, it would probably like $4. The whole fit. Less. Maybe less. She comes out. The glam is shocking. Shocking. I think that like that was like they were trying to go for Cirque du Soleil.
Speaker 1:
[55:09] And it didn't.
Speaker 2:
[55:10] But it was almost like it didn't land. Not that. So she comes out and we're like, oh shit, like, OK, cool. Like she obviously has like her little fit in her tire or whatever.
Speaker 1:
[55:19] Maybe she's the presenter for the show.
Speaker 2:
[55:22] Maybe like this is how it's going to start. And then it like it progresses if it like kind of gradually goes on. She has her hula hoop.
Speaker 1:
[55:28] No, you forgot about the piece of string. Not the piece of string.
Speaker 2:
[55:32] Hula hoop was second.
Speaker 1:
[55:33] Hula hoop was second.
Speaker 2:
[55:34] You're right. OK, so we're going to start off with the string. She comes out and she has a whip.
Speaker 1:
[55:39] It is.
Speaker 2:
[55:39] It's a whip.
Speaker 1:
[55:40] It's like an Amazon children's toy.
Speaker 2:
[55:42] Yeah, so it's like a whip that clears.
Speaker 1:
[55:43] It was an Amazon, it was an Amazon children's toy. It was a handle and it had those little iridescent light strings hanging out of it for like a little girl to play with.
Speaker 2:
[55:52] Yes, that's exactly like, that's literally what it was. Just a little bit longer than like the normal ones. She comes out and she's like this.
Speaker 1:
[55:58] Just, just, that's it. Just, honey, no rhythm. Just got, got, got, got, got, got.
Speaker 2:
[56:06] We're not kidding when I was literally like this. Wait, is this a light show?
Speaker 1:
[56:11] Girl.
Speaker 2:
[56:11] So she's just like, it's so, think of like rhythmic gymnastics, like with the ribbon, but with the light. And the thing is, but not as graceful with the ribbon. It was a whip.
Speaker 1:
[56:21] She was literally like. She was literally just whipping that shit. Walking around the tables.
Speaker 2:
[56:27] Walking, just whipping like her light.
Speaker 1:
[56:28] Whipping that shit.
Speaker 2:
[56:29] And we're like.
Speaker 1:
[56:30] I'm telling you, this was a hire from like Craigslist. Or what's the, it was a Taft's Rabbit. This was a Taft's Rabbit.
Speaker 2:
[56:37] The fact that the like hotel restaurant is one that did it. Like what's going on?
Speaker 1:
[56:40] But the brand booked it through the hotel restaurant. So they didn't know, but the hotel restaurant hyped it up and was like this is such a sickening light show. So we kind of look over at the brand. Also, everybody's phones goes down immediately.
Speaker 2:
[56:52] No, is there any way from this to?
Speaker 1:
[56:54] We need to put our phones away. So the brand immediately, I look at the girl because we're sitting by the brand and the look on her face was very perplexed.
Speaker 2:
[57:01] She was like, she was perplexed. What the fuck's going on?
Speaker 1:
[57:05] So then the girl goes away and she's like, don't applaud yet because I'm coming back.
Speaker 2:
[57:09] You guys, we have our part two.
Speaker 1:
[57:11] We have part two.
Speaker 2:
[57:12] Don't you worry. And she's like, are you ready for more of this? Because I have a part two. Get ready for the next act. And I go, maybe there's a progression. Maybe there's more.
Speaker 1:
[57:23] And then she comes out with two hula hoops. And baby.
Speaker 2:
[57:28] One worked.
Speaker 1:
[57:31] One lit up. One of them was twitching.
Speaker 2:
[57:32] So one lit up.
Speaker 1:
[57:33] One of them was twitching.
Speaker 2:
[57:34] One was twitching. It was really, one had like lights on the hula hoop and then one hula hoop had like light out, out, light out, destroyed. Like it was destroyed. So she was doing the little like.
Speaker 1:
[57:45] And there was like nothing happening with the hula hoops.
Speaker 2:
[57:47] No, she literally was doing this.
Speaker 1:
[57:48] She dropped them like 15 times.
Speaker 2:
[57:50] Dropped the hula hoops. I'm not kidding you. Literally like maybe like six times.
Speaker 1:
[57:53] When I tell you if you gave me and Manny the hula hoops, I swear on my soul.
Speaker 2:
[57:57] We could do better.
Speaker 1:
[57:57] We could do better. We could do more with that. We could have done more.
Speaker 2:
[58:00] She literally was, she had, she would do this with the hula hoops. She would get them, she would go like this.
Speaker 1:
[58:03] Somebody was off work and had a colonel audible. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[58:07] And then she would like kind of like toss them around, and then they would fall on the ground. And then she would like have them and she would be like, mm, mm. Like as if they were a fan. Almost as if they were a fan.
Speaker 1:
[58:17] You guys.
Speaker 2:
[58:18] And so we were all, and like, I'm not kidding you guys. At this point, I'm like, if you look at me, I'm laughing. Like it's so bad.
Speaker 1:
[58:24] Everyone.
Speaker 2:
[58:24] I'm like this, looking down like this.
Speaker 1:
[58:26] So we look at the brand at this point and she's like, okay, I don't know what this is. Like the brand is like, I'm so sorry. We did not know what this was. And then she's like, I'm gonna come back a third time.
Speaker 2:
[58:37] She's like, I have my final.
Speaker 1:
[58:39] And then the brand is just like, oh my God, please, Lord Jesus. Like, oh.
Speaker 2:
[58:42] She's like, we have our finale.
Speaker 1:
[58:44] We still have the finale. So don't.
Speaker 2:
[58:48] She's like, I have my finale. You guys don't wait. Just get ready. Like get ready for the next round. And so at this point, it's gotten so bad that I'm looking forward to the finale. Like it's like gone like this for me. Like it's almost gone full circle where I'm like, I have to know what's in the finale now.
Speaker 1:
[59:00] Like I have to know. Yes.
Speaker 2:
[59:02] It's so bad that it got to a point where I'm like, now I need to see now I need to see the finale. She comes out the finale with the whip and the hula hoop. It's a double, but she adds a veil and a wedding dress.
Speaker 1:
[59:14] There was a veil, but she still has on the colorful leotard. She just put it on top of it.
Speaker 2:
[59:20] So and it only goes to her hips.
Speaker 1:
[59:21] So imagine it was a child's wedding dress.
Speaker 2:
[59:25] So it goes to her hips and then the lycra is underneath where it's literally just leggings. And so she's twirling in it.
Speaker 1:
[59:32] I wanna know how much she was paid.
Speaker 2:
[59:33] Oh, I am-
Speaker 1:
[59:34] They paid her out, girl.
Speaker 2:
[59:35] If it's more than literally $25, I'm pissed. I'm pissed if it's more than $25.
Speaker 1:
[59:42] It was bad. It was bad.
Speaker 2:
[59:44] It was one of the worst performances I've ever seen.
Speaker 1:
[59:47] I think they said she was the island's performer.
Speaker 3:
[59:50] I think that's what they said.
Speaker 1:
[59:51] They did, they did.
Speaker 2:
[59:52] They were like, oh, she's always hired for these events. And I was like, oh, wow. That's why I was so intrigued because the restaurant was like, no, she's always hired. She's always working here. People love her, da, da, da. And I was literally, now that we've seen it and we witnessed the entire thing with the hula hoops and the string, I go, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1:
[60:13] That's the craziest thing. It was like a fever. It felt like a fever dream. It felt like a fever dream.
Speaker 2:
[60:17] And she would go around the tables and wiggle her little whip. And people were like, what the fuck is going on? And had her little veil. And it was just a very shocking experience. And I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1:
[60:30] And I just remember the brand being like, I'm so sorry, we had no idea.
Speaker 2:
[60:34] The next day, I remember talking to the brand the next day and we were like, I was about to let joke.
Speaker 1:
[60:38] And they were like, we had no idea.
Speaker 2:
[60:39] They were like, girl, don't even play with us right now.
Speaker 1:
[60:42] No idea.
Speaker 2:
[60:42] No, the brand was so in on it. They were like cracking up because they were like, girl, we also had no idea what the was happening.
Speaker 1:
[60:47] They also had no idea.
Speaker 2:
[60:49] And how could you? Like you're obviously visiting a foreign island for the first time. How are they gonna know what's going on? You just don't know. But it was just so crazy that the entire, all of us at every table was just like this.
Speaker 1:
[60:59] We cannot believe it. And it just kept happening and happening and happening.
Speaker 2:
[61:05] I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 1:
[61:07] That's one of my favorite stories. It's one of those, you definitely had to be there because I'm telling you, if you saw this, you would be like, there's no way.
Speaker 4:
[61:14] Oh, I know you.
Speaker 2:
[61:15] I have some stills for sure.
Speaker 1:
[61:16] Because we want to prove.
Speaker 2:
[61:18] I need to show some stills in this so you guys understand what was happening.
Speaker 4:
[61:25] Exactly.
Speaker 2:
[61:25] I need the gravity. The gravity of the situation is really dire.
Speaker 1:
[61:28] You guys.
Speaker 2:
[61:28] And that is it for the stories.
Speaker 1:
[61:30] This episode is full of coverage, but we have more.
Speaker 2:
[61:33] We have more if you guys are interested and you want to hear more stories. I actually have written down a lot more and I know Laura has written down more. But we actually ended up somehow going to an hour already. Also, this is just like a fun episode to me because it's just rehashing some bullshit. But we should do more.
Speaker 1:
[61:48] We should, but we have to go to an event.
Speaker 2:
[61:50] Yeah, we do. We actually literally physically are about to leave in about five minutes. So we'll catch you guys in our next week's episode when it's hopefully the reveal. It's going to be very exciting. We're so, so excited for you guys to see what we've been working on with the room.
Speaker 1:
[62:03] We'll see you in the next one.
Speaker 2:
[62:04] Bye.
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