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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies. Today, we're gonna be talking about how the CIA has new technology that can track anyone in the entire world.

Speaker 2:
[00:11] It's wild and it's called the Ghost Murmur.

Speaker 3:
[00:14] And AI has done it again. Anthropic has created a new AI that can destroy everything. It gets out of parameters and it's coming for your data.

Speaker 4:
[00:21] And have you heard of Braveheart?

Speaker 5:
[00:23] Well, I'm gonna tell you how the Knights Templar were involved in that, and many other battles that shape the history of the Earth.

Speaker 6:
[00:30] And unless you're Donald Trump's AI Image Specialist, this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen.

Speaker 5:
[00:37] Nice, I like how you started doing that.

Speaker 6:
[00:39] Thanks, I'm not gonna do it every time, so don't get used to it.

Speaker 5:
[00:40] Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:
[00:42] Okay.

Speaker 7:
[01:22] Remember, spare me just the right words.

Speaker 1:
[01:26] I love you is all she heard. I can't wait for you, but I can't wait forever.

Speaker 3:
[01:35] Dang.

Speaker 5:
[01:37] Hawthorne Heights.

Speaker 3:
[01:38] Dude.

Speaker 6:
[01:40] Baby.

Speaker 3:
[01:42] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[01:43] I do like that song. My friend, Jamie Tanner, her make-a-wish is going to Warped Tour. And I said, do you know how easy that is to do?

Speaker 2:
[01:51] Yeah, they go to Orlando.

Speaker 6:
[01:52] That is literally in Okeechobee, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[01:54] Oh yeah, that'd be easy. That'd be fun. What's the next one?

Speaker 6:
[01:57] They do it every year, right?

Speaker 2:
[01:58] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[01:59] I think usually it's like in the fall, like a back to school kind of thing, right?

Speaker 3:
[02:03] I mean, it just came back. So that's, we'll see what it does if it keeps going.

Speaker 2:
[02:07] Warped Tour 2026, who's on the lineup?

Speaker 1:
[02:10] Hey guys, stop what you're doing right now.

Speaker 5:
[02:11] Make sure to comment on this video, like it and share it if possible. Because every week we are choosing one winner to give away Ninja merch. We've already done like four or five by now.

Speaker 2:
[02:23] Yes, we have.

Speaker 5:
[02:24] Some people have already gotten their boxes of merch and they're super stoked. So you guys have a chance to win. All you got to do is comment.

Speaker 2:
[02:31] All you have to do is comment.

Speaker 5:
[02:32] Like you have to be subscribed to. We will check that.

Speaker 2:
[02:35] Yeah, we're going to back it up.

Speaker 5:
[02:37] And that's all you got to do. And you guys get a free gift. We're choosing one person a week.

Speaker 7:
[02:41] So comment now.

Speaker 5:
[02:43] Look at what someone made us.

Speaker 3:
[02:45] That's so sick.

Speaker 2:
[02:51] So we have weapons.

Speaker 5:
[02:53] And then he also made arrowheads, arrowheads.

Speaker 3:
[02:58] I should try to kill something with one.

Speaker 5:
[03:00] Look at these. Look at these.

Speaker 6:
[03:02] Whoa, those are cool. What is it made out of?

Speaker 1:
[03:04] Was it obsidian obsidian, peacock, obsidian and rainbow obsidian?

Speaker 2:
[03:10] Obsidian, more of like absurd.

Speaker 5:
[03:12] Who is it?

Speaker 2:
[03:13] It's Jacob, AKA Sasquatch.

Speaker 1:
[03:15] Thank you, Jacob.

Speaker 3:
[03:17] It blows my mind that animals used to be harvested with points like that.

Speaker 5:
[03:21] I know. Andy already broke one.

Speaker 2:
[03:23] Why would you say that on camera? It fell two feet and it broke from the handle. I'm sorry, Jacob. Now I feel bad. I was like, oh, he's not mentioning it. Now I'm going to stab you when you're least expected.

Speaker 3:
[03:40] Try to shave. Try to shave something.

Speaker 7:
[03:44] It just cuts through my cheek.

Speaker 2:
[03:47] But so sharp, you don't even feel it.

Speaker 5:
[03:49] That's cool. Thanks, man.

Speaker 2:
[03:51] Thank you, Jacob.

Speaker 6:
[03:52] Very cool.

Speaker 2:
[03:53] Warped Tour is Jimmy World, which would be awesome.

Speaker 6:
[03:57] I've actually seen them already.

Speaker 8:
[03:58] And it was awesome.

Speaker 2:
[03:59] Newfound Glory, Dance Gavin Dance. Dude, I love Dance Gavin Dance.

Speaker 8:
[04:03] Dance, dance.

Speaker 2:
[04:04] And Papa Roach, Glass Jaw.

Speaker 5:
[04:06] Wow, Papa Roach.

Speaker 3:
[04:10] Isn't, didn't he like have a come to Jesus or something like that? I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[04:16] Hey, everyone, look at Lily's new hair.

Speaker 1:
[04:19] Oh, new haircut. Who it is?

Speaker 2:
[04:21] It looks good.

Speaker 5:
[04:22] She cut it because last week, people were making fun of her for being Luigi.

Speaker 2:
[04:25] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[04:27] There were so many comments that were like, wow, you got Luigi on here? How'd you get Luigi? Oh, my gosh, I did kind of look like Luigi. I thought it was funny.

Speaker 7:
[04:37] Oh, pretty good.

Speaker 2:
[04:39] Pretty good. You happy about it?

Speaker 6:
[04:40] Oh, I'm so happy.

Speaker 2:
[04:41] Is this the shortest you've had it for a long time?

Speaker 6:
[04:43] This is the shortest I've had it since infancy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I did a chop after Jane was born, but not this short. Are you sure? Yep. I'm positive.

Speaker 5:
[04:55] Roll back the tapes.

Speaker 2:
[04:56] Yeah, roll the tape.

Speaker 6:
[04:57] Debbie Chin told me, Debbie Chin also told me at my appointment, she's like, can you write a script for whenever you'd share one of my ideas because you need to do it better than how you presented it?

Speaker 5:
[05:07] She's told a couple of Debbie Chin stories.

Speaker 2:
[05:08] I know, Debbie Chin, I've never met her, but she's a huge part of Ninjas lore now.

Speaker 6:
[05:12] She's epic, dude.

Speaker 5:
[05:12] Well, she confronted Lily. She's like, you're butchering all the stories I told you.

Speaker 6:
[05:16] I know, I told her that she just needs to come on herself.

Speaker 3:
[05:18] You should have a battle of the chins.

Speaker 6:
[05:19] She's like a Korean princess, Debbie Chin.

Speaker 2:
[05:21] I'd win. Actually, Josh would win five months ago.

Speaker 5:
[05:26] I would have.

Speaker 6:
[05:27] I would have.

Speaker 5:
[05:29] No, don't put that picture up.

Speaker 2:
[05:30] Unless we had a Chinese phone book around. They have a lot of chins in the Chinese phone book. Yep. I felt that way about the meteor story that I told with the watchers because it was like Larry was the guy that I was talking to. I was like, I sent them the reel and the clip that we did. I was like, it's not going to be as good, but we got the story across.

Speaker 6:
[05:56] I know.

Speaker 2:
[05:56] It's fun.

Speaker 6:
[05:59] Your wife went skydiving.

Speaker 2:
[06:00] Yesterday, 18,000 feet. She was incredible. She did awesome.

Speaker 6:
[06:05] She's so cool. I watched a video. I made the girls watch a video. They were so excited.

Speaker 2:
[06:08] She was a rock star.

Speaker 6:
[06:09] Amazing.

Speaker 2:
[06:10] Yeah. Got a little motion sick after, which is weird. It was like after she was on the ground, which is the opposite for me, like as soon as you're on the sea or something. And as soon as you get on the dock, you're like, oh, it's instantly gone.

Speaker 5:
[06:20] Yeah. Not me. If I get motion sick, it lasts all day.

Speaker 2:
[06:23] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[06:26] I got motion sick during the skydiving.

Speaker 2:
[06:28] Really?

Speaker 5:
[06:28] Yeah. I remember he was doing the little.

Speaker 2:
[06:30] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[06:30] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[06:30] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[06:31] You're furred up.

Speaker 5:
[06:32] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[06:33] Don't throw up on my shoot, bro. Is that really what he said?

Speaker 5:
[06:37] That's what he said.

Speaker 3:
[06:38] Bro. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[06:39] The dude was drunk. A drunk fat man. I just got out of the plane with.

Speaker 2:
[06:44] You did in Florida. What do you expect?

Speaker 3:
[06:46] I think that makes your story more cool and more memorable.

Speaker 5:
[06:49] For sure. So someone just died skydiving. Do you see that?

Speaker 7:
[06:52] No, no, no.

Speaker 5:
[06:53] I'm glad you didn't see history like it was this past week.

Speaker 7:
[06:56] They were.

Speaker 5:
[06:58] I'm not sure. Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[07:00] OK.

Speaker 5:
[07:00] No, but they jumped out. Jumped out in a buckle, got stuck on the plane.

Speaker 7:
[07:06] Oh, no.

Speaker 5:
[07:07] I apparently ripped it or something. They.

Speaker 2:
[07:10] Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 7:
[07:11] Splat, splat, splat.

Speaker 2:
[07:14] That's crazy.

Speaker 3:
[07:15] Have you seen it?

Speaker 2:
[07:16] What a way to go, though. I mean, if you're going to if you're going to go, you know that that's a risk.

Speaker 5:
[07:20] You just get I guess you just like accept it. And you're just like, OK, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[07:25] I bet you don't even like feel anything about it. It's just like instant.

Speaker 3:
[07:28] Oh, for sure.

Speaker 2:
[07:29] It's the last hundred feet that are like the most terrifying, probably because it just probably comes so fast. Like everything else takes a while. Like, oh, man. And then like that last hundred feet has got to be so scary.

Speaker 6:
[07:38] You know, I just decided I don't like talking about this.

Speaker 2:
[07:41] They don't like talking about people falling to their death. What do you, you're just so weird.

Speaker 5:
[07:44] Move on. They say your best chances of surviving a free fall, not water, obviously, because you just, splat, but if you're in the mountain, in this area, to try to find a slope. Like you can kind of like slow yourself down and like guide yourself. You have a better chance of hitting the slope and, but you'll probably die.

Speaker 2:
[08:04] Well, we're in Florida, the flattest state in all of America, so we're doomed no matter what.

Speaker 3:
[08:08] Just go for the water.

Speaker 6:
[08:10] You could try Everest at Disney World.

Speaker 3:
[08:16] Just grab Tinkerbell down this up line.

Speaker 5:
[08:19] The Epcot ball.

Speaker 2:
[08:21] So rigid.

Speaker 6:
[08:24] Demi asked me, she's like, how do you think they clean this ball every night? And I was like, I don't think they do, Demi. I don't think this ball has been cleaned.

Speaker 2:
[08:32] It is pretty clean though.

Speaker 6:
[08:33] It doesn't look dirty, which is weird.

Speaker 5:
[08:35] How do you keep that thing clean? It's super white.

Speaker 2:
[08:37] Yeah. I mean, maybe they just, it's a consistency wherever it rains, it just washes off pretty well, but I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[08:44] Whenever it rains, it pours.

Speaker 2:
[08:45] Hey, that's what they say.

Speaker 5:
[08:46] That is what they say.

Speaker 3:
[08:48] That's what I've heard. That's what they said.

Speaker 6:
[08:50] What if all the chemtrails or the cloud seeding has bleach in it so that they can clean the Epcot ball?

Speaker 2:
[08:58] I'd be, yeah, honestly, that's worth it.

Speaker 6:
[08:59] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:00] I would say that's worth it.

Speaker 3:
[09:01] I'd agree.

Speaker 5:
[09:02] You want a song?

Speaker 8:
[09:03] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[09:05] Well, now you got to join in.

Speaker 6:
[09:06] No, thanks.

Speaker 9:
[09:07] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[09:09] Listen to this kid cry.

Speaker 2:
[09:13] What a song, listen to this kid cry. How could you not laugh when your kids go...

Speaker 7:
[09:32] That's hilarious.

Speaker 2:
[09:34] What the heck, get that kid in the theater now. Man, that's so funny. I saw a play about puns this weekend.

Speaker 6:
[09:43] Oh, that's fun.

Speaker 2:
[09:44] It was a musical, yeah, it was a play on words.

Speaker 8:
[09:48] Oh.

Speaker 6:
[09:53] Sing for me.

Speaker 2:
[09:56] Don't make me sing.

Speaker 8:
[09:58] Don't make me dance! What is that?

Speaker 10:
[10:11] Sing for me.

Speaker 6:
[10:12] You've never seen Phantom of the Opera.

Speaker 8:
[10:13] Sing for me.

Speaker 6:
[10:15] Kelsey would love it.

Speaker 2:
[10:17] You think?

Speaker 6:
[10:17] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:18] I'll try it. We'll try it.

Speaker 6:
[10:19] Wait. What are you worried about?

Speaker 2:
[10:21] I don't like musicals that much.

Speaker 5:
[10:23] Insolent soul, the slave of passion. Basking in your glory. Ignorant fool, this brave young suitor. Sharing in my triumph.

Speaker 6:
[10:41] I suppose I love it because whenever we listen to the music, I think about you and Angel Duet again, and how he was always Christine.

Speaker 5:
[10:51] We would watch it together.

Speaker 7:
[10:52] Angel, you'd love the movie.

Speaker 5:
[10:53] Oh, yeah. We would watch it together once a year.

Speaker 2:
[10:55] That's so funny.

Speaker 6:
[10:56] When they worked in Operations together, they would play it on Fridays.

Speaker 5:
[10:59] Every Fridays, we'd do the whole family opera soundtrack.

Speaker 2:
[11:02] I would have never guessed in a million years.

Speaker 5:
[11:04] Angel could sing the whole thing.

Speaker 11:
[11:05] That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[11:07] Of all the people.

Speaker 3:
[11:08] When you did the theater kid video way back in the day, Paige watched that, and she was like, for making fun of theater kids.

Speaker 7:
[11:15] She was like, this is pretty.

Speaker 3:
[11:17] I was like, he's kind of a theater kid.

Speaker 2:
[11:19] No, Josh was the guy that was rejected by the theater. Like, he auditioned and he never got it, so now he's like, his whole. I'll show them.

Speaker 10:
[11:27] We'll sing every week.

Speaker 5:
[11:28] And I'm gonna sing every week.

Speaker 3:
[11:30] I'll make everyone think it was Andrew's idea, but they're my songs.

Speaker 1:
[11:35] Mine, you hear?

Speaker 7:
[11:36] Mine! My creative expression. Who's ready? Have fun.

Speaker 5:
[11:41] All right.

Speaker 6:
[11:42] Song? Song.

Speaker 5:
[11:44] Song. What about the White House? The bunker underneath.

Speaker 6:
[13:10] Wow, you guys, that was really moving.

Speaker 9:
[13:18] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6:
[13:20] You guys did really good.

Speaker 2:
[13:21] What happened?

Speaker 5:
[13:22] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[13:22] What happened?

Speaker 3:
[13:23] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[13:24] What happened?

Speaker 5:
[13:25] We just need to stop this segment. Who do you guys think is audience?

Speaker 3:
[13:32] So low.

Speaker 5:
[13:34] I was trying to get on this level. I couldn't get that lower. Oh.

Speaker 3:
[13:48] I tried to come in and help, but I like in my head, Bounce my voice up and down, I was like, I'm lost.

Speaker 6:
[14:25] Joshi has to go pee-pee.

Speaker 3:
[14:35] Yeah, yeah. That's the first time we've done a song without applause. A long time.

Speaker 2:
[14:41] Oof, for a reason, probably.

Speaker 6:
[14:44] Have you seen Once?

Speaker 8:
[14:46] Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2:
[14:47] That was the first song I ever learned on piano.

Speaker 6:
[14:50] Really?

Speaker 2:
[14:50] Falling slowly.

Speaker 6:
[14:52] That's a musical.

Speaker 5:
[14:54] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[14:55] I guess so.

Speaker 5:
[14:56] You know, it's not a musical. This question.

Speaker 2:
[14:59] Oh, it could be, though.

Speaker 5:
[15:01] Could be. Could be.

Speaker 2:
[15:04] You should do, you know how every series, sitcom or anything, they always have one musical episode. What if we did that for an hour and a half?

Speaker 5:
[15:13] That would be really fun.

Speaker 2:
[15:14] Just everything was planned.

Speaker 5:
[15:16] Honestly, dream come true.

Speaker 2:
[15:19] Honestly, I'd love it.

Speaker 1:
[15:21] You read my mind.

Speaker 5:
[15:22] You read my mind. Lily.

Speaker 6:
[15:27] Sir.

Speaker 5:
[15:27] Today's question. Send him by a viewer.

Speaker 2:
[15:34] Like Matty Matheson's episode.

Speaker 6:
[15:40] Oh gosh.

Speaker 5:
[15:41] Should all men die?

Speaker 3:
[15:47] I'm offended. Can you re-ask the question in a normal voice?

Speaker 5:
[15:51] Lily, should all men die?

Speaker 6:
[15:53] No.

Speaker 3:
[15:54] But then I'll stitch her, sing it.

Speaker 5:
[15:58] Jeez, okay.

Speaker 2:
[15:59] That's crazy.

Speaker 5:
[16:02] All right.

Speaker 2:
[16:04] There's a lot of men suffering out there. Self-conscious.

Speaker 5:
[16:11] Some of them just want to dye their hair different colors to fit in.

Speaker 2:
[16:14] But you think it's probably okay just for women to do it.

Speaker 6:
[16:17] I don't feel that way.

Speaker 2:
[16:19] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[16:19] What about the men out there that just struggle with self-identity, and they just want to express themselves in a new, fun way?

Speaker 6:
[16:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:28] In a simple way of just going to the salon.

Speaker 2:
[16:31] You just went on record twice. Say no. They shouldn't.

Speaker 5:
[16:35] They shouldn't dye their hair.

Speaker 6:
[16:38] I didn't say that.

Speaker 5:
[16:39] You did.

Speaker 2:
[16:40] Man, we apologize.

Speaker 5:
[16:41] We apologize.

Speaker 2:
[16:42] We want you to be confident.

Speaker 5:
[16:43] Hey, brothers, look at us. We're here with you.

Speaker 2:
[16:45] You're allowed to.

Speaker 5:
[16:46] You have to listen to these ladies. They have no good intentions for you. We're here together as men.

Speaker 2:
[16:53] As men.

Speaker 5:
[16:54] Men. Men.

Speaker 1:
[16:56] Men. Welcome to the show! You've learned martial arts.

Speaker 5:
[17:22] Starting a business sounds exciting.

Speaker 2:
[17:24] Running is where it all gets real.

Speaker 1:
[17:27] Payments, inventory, scheduling, it all stacks up incredibly fast.

Speaker 5:
[17:31] And most people are just juggling like five different systems.

Speaker 2:
[17:34] That's why Square makes sense. It brings everything into one place, so you're not bouncing between apps all day.

Speaker 5:
[17:40] Payments, inventory, team stuff, all connected.

Speaker 2:
[17:44] Yes, and you can take payments anywhere. Track sales automatically, manage your team and actually see what's working in your business.

Speaker 5:
[17:52] It just simplifies everything.

Speaker 1:
[17:55] Precisely.

Speaker 2:
[17:56] It's not just this point of sale. It's the system that keeps your business running smoothly behind the scenes.

Speaker 5:
[18:03] And you see it everywhere.

Speaker 2:
[18:05] Yes, think about your favorite local spot, coffee shop, barbershop, whatever. The ones using Square always feel faster and more dialed in.

Speaker 5:
[18:14] That's not random.

Speaker 2:
[18:15] No, it's because everything is connected and easy to use. Less chaos, more focus on the customer.

Speaker 5:
[18:22] If you're starting a business or running one that deserves better tools, Square helps you sell, manage and grow without slowing down.

Speaker 2:
[18:30] Right now, you can get up to $200 of Square hardware at square.com/go/ninjas.

Speaker 7:
[18:38] That's square.com/g-o/ninjas.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 5:
[18:50] Don't be a Square, use it.

Speaker 2:
[18:52] Oh, I like that.

Speaker 5:
[18:55] Everything in life keeps upgrading.

Speaker 2:
[18:57] Yeah, I mean, your phone's like a supercomputer and your cars are parking themselves.

Speaker 5:
[19:01] But somehow razors are still stuck in the 2008s.

Speaker 1:
[19:04] Exactly. That's why I switched to Harry's Plus. It actually feels like an upgrade.

Speaker 7:
[19:09] Andy, what stood out first to you?

Speaker 2:
[19:11] First shave, super smooth. The pivoting head helps you hit every angle, and it doesn't clog up like most drugstore razors.

Speaker 7:
[19:19] And that's a big one.

Speaker 1:
[19:20] Yeah, and the blades are legit.

Speaker 2:
[19:22] German engineered, honed at three angles, so it cuts clean without tugging. And the handle?

Speaker 5:
[19:27] Well, it feels different.

Speaker 2:
[19:29] It's their heaviest metal handle. So you get more control, and it just feels more solid in your hand.

Speaker 5:
[19:34] And it doesn't cost a ton.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[19:37] They're their own factory. So there's no middleman, and refills are still cheaper than the other guys.

Speaker 5:
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 5:
[20:13] Harry?

Speaker 2:
[20:14] You've met Harry, right?

Speaker 5:
[20:15] Oh, I've met Harry.

Speaker 3:
[20:16] How is it that every device we own still needs a different charger?

Speaker 2:
[20:20] It makes no sense. Phones, headphones, watch, candles. It's a whole bag of cords.

Speaker 3:
[20:27] It's 2006. We got AI, but we're still under-tangling cables at the airport.

Speaker 2:
[20:32] That's why it's actually useful. Rich fixed it.

Speaker 5:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[20:44] What does it cover?

Speaker 2:
[20:45] MagSafe wireless charging, Apple Watch charger, lightning, USB-C, all built-in.

Speaker 3:
[20:52] That's everything.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 5:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[21:12] And it's built like their wallets.

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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[21:48] A little R2-D2 in that.

Speaker 5:
[21:54] Let me go pee real quick.

Speaker 2:
[21:55] All right, have fun, bud.

Speaker 6:
[21:56] I knew you had to pee.

Speaker 2:
[21:57] How?

Speaker 6:
[21:59] Unagi.

Speaker 2:
[22:01] What'd you call him? I want- What did you say? I don't think you're allowed to say that anymore.

Speaker 6:
[22:05] Unagi from Friends.

Speaker 2:
[22:08] You know Friends.

Speaker 5:
[22:10] I don't understand.

Speaker 6:
[22:11] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2:
[22:12] Is he your lobster?

Speaker 6:
[22:14] Ross has Unagi. He with Monica.

Speaker 5:
[22:18] Oh, right. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[22:20] Oh, I wonder if I took her isolated vocal channel for the question and ran it through GarageBand's autotune, what it would do.

Speaker 2:
[22:30] Now we can try.

Speaker 6:
[22:32] What would it sound like? What would it sound good?

Speaker 3:
[22:33] You ever see like where comedians will like sing, but the mic they hand to the crowd is all autotune. They try to like sing with people.

Speaker 6:
[22:39] That's so funny.

Speaker 3:
[22:40] I wonder if I did that to you after singing the first one, if it would sound like you were singing the whole question.

Speaker 2:
[22:45] What can we do to prank Josh while he's gone? Just stick up that knife in the couch.

Speaker 3:
[22:52] My brain went. A lot of stuff we should never do. Just flash through my brain.

Speaker 6:
[22:57] We should get a whoopee cushion. Somebody order a whoopee cushion.

Speaker 3:
[23:00] Stat.

Speaker 6:
[23:02] Dang.

Speaker 2:
[23:02] She comes over here.

Speaker 3:
[23:03] Just get the death whistle and blast it at some point.

Speaker 2:
[23:06] Whenever he walks in, do your best Josh impression. Like just fully commit to it.

Speaker 3:
[23:13] Where's the headband?

Speaker 2:
[23:14] Oh, yeah. I don't know. Just hold the gun in your hand. What are your favorite Josh-isms?

Speaker 6:
[23:27] I like his magic tricks.

Speaker 2:
[23:29] He's pretty good. He needs to get some more. He needs to start building his repertoire.

Speaker 6:
[23:33] He's a really good repertoire. I don't know if you've seen the full show. This is my show now. This is my show now.

Speaker 2:
[23:45] I try to stop it, man. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 6:
[23:47] Sit down. Go sit down.

Speaker 3:
[23:50] Oh, no!

Speaker 11:
[23:53] How the turntables.

Speaker 2:
[23:55] That was pretty good, dude.

Speaker 5:
[23:56] Thanks. I watch a lot of self defense on TikTok.

Speaker 2:
[23:59] We should try this on.

Speaker 6:
[23:59] I have a really weak grip on it.

Speaker 2:
[24:02] We should try that with a real loaded gun.

Speaker 7:
[24:06] As soon as you go to grab it.

Speaker 5:
[24:09] All right, we got a lot of talk about.

Speaker 2:
[24:10] Do we? I thought it was kind of a light week.

Speaker 7:
[24:13] No.

Speaker 2:
[24:13] No?

Speaker 6:
[24:14] Dude, we saw Marty Supreme last night.

Speaker 2:
[24:15] Marty Supreme, what is your rating?

Speaker 6:
[24:17] Oh, I thought it was awesome.

Speaker 2:
[24:20] Awesome? That's not a rating.

Speaker 6:
[24:23] I just screwed this up. I'm so mad about it. It's going to take me forever.

Speaker 5:
[24:27] I give it a 7.9 out of 10.

Speaker 6:
[24:31] Yeah, I would say, yeah, I was super anxious the whole time.

Speaker 2:
[24:34] Worth the watch? Should I go out of my way to watch it?

Speaker 5:
[24:37] Inappropriate.

Speaker 2:
[24:39] Inappropriate.

Speaker 5:
[24:40] But a fun story. It's very just stressful.

Speaker 2:
[24:43] Yeah. Is it based on a real person?

Speaker 5:
[24:45] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[24:46] I don't think any of that stuff happened.

Speaker 5:
[24:47] I don't think it's a real story, but I think it's a real person.

Speaker 2:
[24:50] Yeah, and they just kind of went crazy with it.

Speaker 5:
[24:52] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[24:52] That's fun.

Speaker 6:
[24:53] There's a really funny, silly twist at the end.

Speaker 2:
[24:57] I also haven't seen the Weird Al Yankovic movie, where Daniel Radcliffe plays Weird Al. And I've heard that one's really fun, because it's based on Weird Al, but then they just completely go crazy with it. He's like dating Madonna at one point or something.

Speaker 8:
[25:09] Like, it's craziness.

Speaker 5:
[25:12] Did you guys see Justin Bieber at Coachella?

Speaker 2:
[25:14] Yes. I want to do it today. I want to edit him watching our podcast. And so he's just sitting there.

Speaker 5:
[25:20] He was on stage, and he was just scrolling, watching YouTube videos.

Speaker 2:
[25:27] It was so funny.

Speaker 3:
[25:28] He was like, He was like, performing on stage. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[25:31] It was his performance. And he ended up singing.

Speaker 2:
[25:34] Yeah. He did some of his old songs.

Speaker 5:
[25:35] But like, he karaoke'd it. For the first good couple of minutes, he literally had his laptop hooked up to the big screen, and he's just like typing in like double rainbow guy.

Speaker 2:
[25:44] Watching like a bunch of meme videos. And it's the funniest thing in the world. The dude doesn't care at all. He doesn't care.

Speaker 5:
[25:48] And I love it.

Speaker 2:
[25:48] And it's amazing. And everyone still loves him for it.

Speaker 5:
[25:51] You guys are all here for me. I'm just going to watch YouTube.

Speaker 2:
[25:54] Like, see, where's the difference? Like, what level is he at? Because now if you have somebody that comes on stage, it's like a band, and they just like, you know, 50 percent, they're, you know, like they just give nothing to the crap. And people boo them.

Speaker 7:
[26:10] And it's terrible. But yet he's on a level where he can just do them. He's cool. Wow.

Speaker 6:
[26:16] Because he, in a sense, is kind of a meme.

Speaker 3:
[26:19] Is it actually being received well?

Speaker 2:
[26:21] Yeah, it's like, it's funny. Like, it's not like people are like, oh, wow, he's a genius. It's just like, of course he would do this. Like how he performed at the Grammys in Boxers. Yeah, that was just like, that's like insane.

Speaker 5:
[26:31] That was super weird.

Speaker 2:
[26:32] Like somebody coming for the dressing room, like, hey, you're on in five. Get ready.

Speaker 5:
[26:35] I know.

Speaker 2:
[26:36] Question mark.

Speaker 5:
[26:38] I know. Yeah, yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 2:
[26:41] Super funny. But yeah, we should go to Coachella, dude. Why haven't we gone to Coachella?

Speaker 3:
[26:46] How much are the tickets?

Speaker 6:
[26:47] I think it's a place of sin in the battery.

Speaker 5:
[26:50] Yeah, I would say so.

Speaker 2:
[26:51] Yeah, it'd be terrible.

Speaker 5:
[26:51] I think it's this crazy, crazy, crazy expensive. You see those people that on TikTok, they're like, they do the camping, the glamping. And they bring like couches and beds and chandeliers and like lamps like, and they like literally, it's the craziest thing. It's like a good on them.

Speaker 2:
[27:09] I mean, yeah, for sure. But it's like, yeah, it looks really comfortable. You're constantly having to one up that each year, though. That's the crazy thing is like, you're trying to compete like who has the coolest thing. It's like, that's not fun. I mean, I'm sure it is if you can afford that and go with all your friends, I'm sure it's fun.

Speaker 5:
[27:24] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[27:25] Who knows?

Speaker 5:
[27:26] Hey, we got an update.

Speaker 2:
[27:27] What?

Speaker 5:
[27:29] You know, those scientists, then people are going missing.

Speaker 2:
[27:32] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[27:33] They're connected to the NASA, the NASA jet propulsion. Well, this one didn't just go missing. He, but they're just like, I guess people are just like connecting the dots now. Like this is weird that a lot of people are dying that are part of this one very specific program.

Speaker 2:
[27:49] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[27:51] This guy, scientists, Michael David Hicks died in 2023. But people are now just discovering it because his death wasn't announced. Not even a cause of death. He just, they just said he died. That's the end of it. So that's the ninth person with the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory that has gone missing or has died.

Speaker 2:
[28:15] It's a dangerous business.

Speaker 5:
[28:16] It's weird.

Speaker 6:
[28:18] It's very weird.

Speaker 5:
[28:19] It's like, what is going on? Something's going on.

Speaker 2:
[28:23] Something. I mean, maybe it's just innocent. Maybe they're just having accidents.

Speaker 3:
[28:28] Okay, let's go like not come. Do you have a theory you're about to get into? Or can I like maybe suppose one?

Speaker 5:
[28:33] I mean, I have maybe broad theories, but nothing.

Speaker 3:
[28:38] It's like, what if it wasn't completely nefarious, right? Like, what if there's a technology and, like, let's say it involves some sort of radiation. And at some point, they're like, if we do, if these people die natural deaths, normal autopsies, like the amount of radiation they're exposed to, like the fact that there is this kind of radiation and we can give away what it is that we're using to propel.

Speaker 2:
[29:00] But that would mean they're being murdered, right?

Speaker 3:
[29:02] Unless they were aware that this is the research we're in, this is what we're doing, and this is how we're going to have to go at some point.

Speaker 5:
[29:10] I think it's a giant cover-up.

Speaker 3:
[29:12] Sure.

Speaker 2:
[29:12] Yeah, but it's...

Speaker 5:
[29:13] I mean, I'm pretty confident it's a giant cover-up.

Speaker 2:
[29:16] Yeah, especially now that we're learning about this guy three years ago later on. Obviously, there's something going on, because it's just, I mean, how does that happen? That's, what is it, nine people now?

Speaker 5:
[29:25] Yeah, nine, and there's no cause of death for this man.

Speaker 2:
[29:28] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[29:29] Where are the families?

Speaker 5:
[29:30] Like, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:
[29:31] Oh, they're being silenced or something. Paid off like crazy, I bet. Or NDAs, they probably may be signing NDAs. It's like, your whole family has to sign NDAs. I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3:
[29:39] But yeah, because if NDAs would work, then they wouldn't have to off the people. You know what I mean?

Speaker 5:
[29:44] No, not necessarily. There's that story that we talked about a long time ago of the CIA, how the CIA was doing the MK Ultra stuff to that one dude. And it was the beginning of it. And they would lace his stuff with acid. And then all of a sudden, he like figured something out. And then he died from supposedly jumping out the window of a hotel, ran through the window. But when the cops got there, they're like, it looks like they threw him out the window. And then when the family went after the CIA and were going to sue them, they said, we'll pay you this much, we'll do this, you have to sign an NDA. You can't talk about it anymore. And so they did.

Speaker 2:
[30:29] Yeah, I mean, that stuff definitely happens still today. Imagine like 50, 100 years ago, when people didn't have digital footprints like they do now, like how easy it was to recruit somebody for a specific, oh, we know you went to this school, we're going to adopt you right now. Just come into our program, we'll train you. If you need to get rid of this guy, you just get rid of them. There's no paper trail. Now it's got to be so difficult because everyone's online, mostly everybody. And so you're leaving this paper trail, people know who you are, at least where you work. And you're like, oh man, I'm working at NASA. This is exciting. Like, oh yeah, you know, Eddie, we went to school. Yeah, I just saw you went to NASA. Like it's like, it's getting more difficult. So the ways they have to cover up things or hide information has got to get, there's got to be a method to it now.

Speaker 5:
[31:15] Yeah. Well, speaking of digital footprint.

Speaker 6:
[31:17] Wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 5:
[31:18] Oh, hold it.

Speaker 6:
[31:19] Speaking of suspicious deaths, have we ever talked about how two White House chefs died by drowning?

Speaker 2:
[31:28] I don't think we ever have, but it is wild.

Speaker 5:
[31:30] Not yet.

Speaker 6:
[31:31] The Clintons and the Obama's chefs.

Speaker 5:
[31:34] Very weird.

Speaker 2:
[31:35] On their properties, didn't they?

Speaker 5:
[31:36] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[31:37] And I wonder what they were cooking.

Speaker 5:
[31:41] They were cooking up some theories.

Speaker 6:
[31:44] Died by drowning.

Speaker 5:
[31:45] Yeah, that's crazy. That can't be a coincidence.

Speaker 6:
[31:48] No. Young, healthy people.

Speaker 5:
[31:49] How many chefs die by drowning?

Speaker 2:
[31:52] It's like every one.

Speaker 11:
[31:53] That works in the White House.

Speaker 2:
[31:54] We look it up, it's like that's number one death for all chefs.

Speaker 5:
[31:57] It's like over 90 percent.

Speaker 6:
[31:58] They actually, like, there's like, people like, they're good.

Speaker 2:
[32:00] Never mind.

Speaker 6:
[32:00] They can't swim.

Speaker 5:
[32:02] They love the water, apparently. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[32:05] Maybe you can't stand the water, get out of the kitchen.

Speaker 6:
[32:06] That's weird.

Speaker 5:
[32:07] And they don't, they didn't really investigate it.

Speaker 8:
[32:09] And it's like, pizza time with those guys.

Speaker 6:
[32:13] Okay.

Speaker 8:
[32:13] All right.

Speaker 2:
[32:14] All right.

Speaker 8:
[32:15] All right.

Speaker 5:
[32:16] It's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[32:17] Possibly. I mean, yeah, there's, it's, it's, there's a box.

Speaker 12:
[32:19] Stop looking at me like that.

Speaker 7:
[32:22] Just, Josh, come on, can you get it?

Speaker 5:
[32:27] Digital footprint.

Speaker 6:
[32:28] You get what I'm saying?

Speaker 5:
[32:29] Yeah, I got what you're saying.

Speaker 7:
[32:30] All right.

Speaker 5:
[32:31] I got it. We got it.

Speaker 2:
[32:32] We got to be connected.

Speaker 5:
[32:34] We're not going to continue though.

Speaker 12:
[32:35] Okay, fine.

Speaker 5:
[32:38] Digital fruit, you messed me up, is digital footprint.

Speaker 2:
[32:46] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[32:46] Did you hear about what the CIA, this new tech that they have? No, they can literally find anyone on earth with this tech.

Speaker 2:
[32:54] Oh, gosh. Anyone?

Speaker 5:
[32:56] I think so.

Speaker 2:
[32:57] Okay. How?

Speaker 5:
[32:58] Because do you hear about that pilot, the US pilot that his plane got down in Iran? There's two pilots.

Speaker 2:
[33:06] I saw a video of people going after trying to find a guy.

Speaker 5:
[33:09] Okay, so there's two pilots, fighter pilots, in Iran. Both their planes got taken down. The other one was able to get saved super quick. The other one, manhunt, they didn't know where he was. In Iran, they put out, I think it was a $50,000, $50,000 to $60,000 reward to anyone who could find this pilot. So there was thousands of people, military, police, civilians out in the wilderness looking for this pilot.

Speaker 2:
[33:38] So scary.

Speaker 5:
[33:39] This dude was hiding in the mountains, and then the CIA, they found him. Do you know how they found him? Which I don't know why they even said this.

Speaker 6:
[33:50] Wi-Fi.

Speaker 5:
[33:51] No. This new tech called the Ghost Murmur, it can track your biometric data, your heartbeat.

Speaker 6:
[34:02] Echolocation.

Speaker 5:
[34:03] Up to 40 miles away. They found him 40 miles away in the wilderness. They signaled in his exact heartbeat and could pinpoint exactly where he was.

Speaker 2:
[34:13] Now, how does that work? They know they knew his stuff, and so they...

Speaker 5:
[34:19] The biometric data...

Speaker 2:
[34:20] And so they compared it to...

Speaker 5:
[34:21] They ran it through their own AI program. So they sent out these, basically this pulse thing to track everyone's heartbeat, found his heartbeat, or they threw it through AI, AI found his exact biometric heartbeat, like this is exactly where he's at, and they went in and they got him.

Speaker 2:
[34:40] Now, are like heartbeat, like... Are you talking like heartbeats are like almost like fingerprints, like for people?

Speaker 5:
[34:45] That's kind of like what they're making it sound like.

Speaker 2:
[34:47] This is crazy.

Speaker 5:
[34:49] Yeah, it's called the Ghost Murmur.

Speaker 2:
[34:50] But does this not make sense of why we're pushing to have all this biometric data on Americans, like wearables and stuff?

Speaker 5:
[34:58] Or a rings?

Speaker 2:
[35:00] This is crazy. And if they're able to track people and track your whole health, you know, like whole health, they can find anyone.

Speaker 6:
[35:07] That is so scary.

Speaker 2:
[35:09] That blows my mind. I never even thought that was possible.

Speaker 6:
[35:11] Why was he hiding? He was hiding because he didn't want the...

Speaker 5:
[35:14] He was in enemy territory. He was in Iran. And they had to get him.

Speaker 2:
[35:19] Dude, what a movie, though.

Speaker 5:
[35:20] It's like left behind.

Speaker 2:
[35:21] I know.

Speaker 5:
[35:21] Not left behind. Behind enemy lines.

Speaker 6:
[35:23] Yes, that's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2:
[35:24] Owen Wilson.

Speaker 6:
[35:24] That's true.

Speaker 2:
[35:24] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5:
[35:25] Not Kirk Cameron. Owen Wilson.

Speaker 2:
[35:26] But I do like the idea of a movie-wise, where it's like even civilians, everyone's like, a bounty's out there, get him. Like, that's a crazy premise.

Speaker 5:
[35:35] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[35:35] Dude, that's so scary.

Speaker 5:
[35:37] Yeah, so they just let it slip. They didn't even let it slip. They said, we used this new technology, Ghost Murmur, to biometrically track his heartbeat, ran it through our AI system and found him.

Speaker 6:
[35:46] That's so crazy.

Speaker 5:
[35:48] 40 miles away.

Speaker 2:
[35:50] I mean, I don't comprehend how they do that. I don't understand how that's even possible.

Speaker 6:
[35:54] I guess I just always suspected that it already exists.

Speaker 5:
[35:58] Yeah, I guess, but that sounds so sci-fi-y. It does. Yeah, maybe that exists, but that would be crazy, right?

Speaker 3:
[36:03] He was in the desert, right?

Speaker 5:
[36:05] He was in a mountain crevice. He was hiding in a crevice of a mountain.

Speaker 2:
[36:09] Yeah, but you think, just like when you think of heartbeats, you're like, okay, it's just the only thing you can track is simply just beats per minute. But there's layers to it that signify who it actually is. It gives a unique identity. That's wild.

Speaker 6:
[36:23] That is crazy. Wow. But it's kind of just like echolocation. Have you ever heard of how your Wi-Fi router can give data as to how the topography of your home is?

Speaker 3:
[36:35] Like a sonar.

Speaker 2:
[36:35] Layout and stuff, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[36:37] Yeah, we've talked about it.

Speaker 2:
[36:39] That would be phones and stuff, anything compatible. Like you're like, I mean, that would make sense. Like, okay, we need your watch so we can track where you're going. And then you have your phone and then you obviously have, okay, Alexa has to be stagnant in one place in your house. And then if you have all that information that comes together, the stuff that you can just compile from that.

Speaker 6:
[36:56] You know what's really scary about this thought with the Ghost Murmur is that when AI takes over, we can't hide.

Speaker 5:
[37:05] No.

Speaker 2:
[37:06] No. Like Andrew said last episode about just like you, there's no off grid. Like there's nothing you could possibly do now. But they have to get your data first.

Speaker 3:
[37:16] They got it, dude.

Speaker 6:
[37:17] I've been to Advent Health 800 times.

Speaker 2:
[37:19] I know, but there's some people that are probably off grid that it's going to be like, how are they getting that stuff?

Speaker 6:
[37:25] I bet that's maybe 150 people.

Speaker 3:
[37:27] You can't have a smartphone or be around people that do. Like the TikTok agreement is like if we're on the same network, and you sign the agreement, then it doesn't matter that I don't have TikTok. They're accessing everything on the network.

Speaker 5:
[37:41] Here, let me describe how it works in a better way. The description from Leakes reporting is, this is it, detects the electromagnetic signal of the human heartbeat, uses quantum magnetometry, uses quantum magnetometry, extremely sensitive sensors, filters the noises through AI, can reportedly work from miles away, even 40 miles away in ideal conditions. Sources describe it like, hearing a single voice in a stadium, except the stadium is a thousand square miles.

Speaker 6:
[38:14] Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2:
[38:17] That's bonkers.

Speaker 7:
[38:19] What world are we living in?

Speaker 2:
[38:21] This is crazy.

Speaker 5:
[38:22] That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[38:24] I mean, this is blowing my mind.

Speaker 5:
[38:26] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[38:27] The ghost murmur, dude. What a good name.

Speaker 3:
[38:29] Great name.

Speaker 2:
[38:30] Good name.

Speaker 3:
[38:31] So I looked up quantum magnetometry. But it says, how the device works. At a quantum level, certain particles like electrons and atomic nuclei act like tiny magnets because of a property called spin, preparing atoms or defects in a known quantum state, letting an external magnetic field slightly change that state and then measuring that change precisely. That's how that works. But how in the freak from 40 miles away is some sort of quantum measurement? Like that's magnetic, is what they just said. A magnet 40 miles away.

Speaker 5:
[39:11] That's insane.

Speaker 6:
[39:11] What is this doing to our health?

Speaker 2:
[39:14] Making it better, probably.

Speaker 5:
[39:14] Probably making us live longer.

Speaker 2:
[39:17] Immortal.

Speaker 6:
[39:18] Hey guys, we last time we filmed with Jake, filmed?

Speaker 5:
[39:22] Say that one more time.

Speaker 6:
[39:23] We filmed with Jake.

Speaker 5:
[39:24] We last time we filmed with Jake?

Speaker 6:
[39:26] Everybody takes a breath. His like energy diagram has been sent with me.

Speaker 2:
[39:32] Explain, like what's sticking out to you? I mean, it does make sense on paper, which it was on paper.

Speaker 6:
[39:37] Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Just that like, there's not enough energy to go around, to be shared. And that's why we're... I don't know if I buy it fully.

Speaker 2:
[39:45] Do you think God would create more energy though? Like he could create more of what we need?

Speaker 6:
[39:50] Well, part of what I was thinking too, is that like energy cannot be created or destroyed, but energy is, I guess, created with people, new people.

Speaker 2:
[39:58] So God can't create more energy?

Speaker 6:
[40:00] No, he can.

Speaker 2:
[40:01] Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 6:
[40:01] He can, but maybe that's not...

Speaker 2:
[40:02] Well, you just said they could be created. You just said they could be created.

Speaker 5:
[40:07] Stop fighting, Jake.

Speaker 3:
[40:08] I love you.

Speaker 2:
[40:08] What do you think this show is about, dude? Fighting.

Speaker 3:
[40:11] Yeah. It's better content.

Speaker 2:
[40:13] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[40:13] Is it?

Speaker 3:
[40:13] Attack.

Speaker 6:
[40:14] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[40:15] Listen.

Speaker 6:
[40:17] A lot of people in the comments said that they're sensing tension between Josh and I. We love each other.

Speaker 5:
[40:20] Oh, we absolutely love each other. But we love to fight.

Speaker 2:
[40:24] Yeah. You guys love each other. You guys love each other.

Speaker 3:
[40:29] The reason Jake's theory makes no sense to me, and I love you, Jake, dearly. But things which we perceive to have absolutely no energy are fully charged. So like the people being created are consuming things to be created. We're the regeneration of energy. So like if I eat a steak, I am now that cow's manifestation of its previous energy.

Speaker 5:
[40:54] Manifestation destiny.

Speaker 3:
[40:55] Yep.

Speaker 2:
[40:56] The essence of manifestation destiny.

Speaker 3:
[40:59] We both are the same.

Speaker 5:
[41:04] All right, back on to AI. You hear about Anthropic's new AI model?

Speaker 2:
[41:09] I feel like I'm out of the loop for some reason. No, I haven't heard of this.

Speaker 6:
[41:13] What is Anthropic? What do they own?

Speaker 5:
[41:15] They're an AI company. They created a new AI model. And they basically ran tests. And they're like, uh-oh, we can't release this to the public.

Speaker 2:
[41:29] I heard an inkling about this.

Speaker 5:
[41:30] This is too dangerous. What it did is it's a risk to cybersecurity. And so in fact, like all the head haunches of Wall Street, the big dudes had to do an emergency meeting called by Anthropic and Anthropic's like, listen, we are going to release this, but we're going to give you guys time to build up your cybersecurity better because we ran Anthropic, our new system, and it was able to penetrate all of your systems. Oh no. Like that.

Speaker 2:
[42:06] That just right off the get-go?

Speaker 5:
[42:08] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[42:08] As soon as they created it?

Speaker 5:
[42:09] They said it was able to find, like, what, how, does, like, find issues with every cybersecurity, like every cybersecurity issue, this AI was able to find it, which no other model, no other human has ever been able to find. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[42:25] Oh, my word.

Speaker 5:
[42:27] And so it's like they're saying it's like one of the most powerful AIs release in regards to cybersecurity and the threat.

Speaker 6:
[42:33] That could be a cool tool for helping button up your cybersecurity problems.

Speaker 5:
[42:40] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[42:40] As long as it doesn't go in the opposite direction.

Speaker 5:
[42:42] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[42:42] But it seems like the type of thing where it's like, I'm going to burn your house down. And after the house is burned down, I'll show you like how I did it and like what you can do better next time. It's like it's too late.

Speaker 1:
[42:51] It's too late, man.

Speaker 5:
[42:53] Yeah. But like, it's just like I am going to release this fire and your house might get burnt down.

Speaker 2:
[42:59] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[42:59] So prepare for that.

Speaker 2:
[43:00] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[43:01] And if it does get burned down, now you know what to do later.

Speaker 2:
[43:03] And I know that's not fun.

Speaker 5:
[43:05] I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2:
[43:05] And I know your house has a certain vulnerability spot and it's really it's really important that you take care of it. OK, could you point out where that is? I can't.

Speaker 5:
[43:13] I wish I could. I wish I could, buddy.

Speaker 2:
[43:16] Oh, you could just tell me you think you're mad.

Speaker 5:
[43:18] I'm mad. All right.

Speaker 2:
[43:19] I have to do this. I have to bring your house down now.

Speaker 5:
[43:22] But yeah, they're kind of like showing the creators of this AI system. They're just like, yeah, this is we didn't expect you to do this.

Speaker 2:
[43:28] So it's not being released at all now.

Speaker 5:
[43:30] No, it is.

Speaker 2:
[43:31] It is.

Speaker 5:
[43:32] But not yet.

Speaker 2:
[43:33] See, this is what's scary. It's like, what's the next level when it falls down and crumbles? It's like, is this banking systems? I mean, people are losing money.

Speaker 5:
[43:40] For sure it's going to be the banking. That's the threat of this.

Speaker 2:
[43:43] That's terrifying.

Speaker 5:
[43:44] And it's like, dude, if this company, U.S.-based company Anthropic, that's a, I think they're publicly traded.

Speaker 2:
[43:51] If the US company?

Speaker 5:
[43:52] Yeah. If they can do it, you know China, you know Russia or whoever. They already have an AI system that's getting ready to be at that same level where they can just destroy our cyber security.

Speaker 2:
[44:04] 100%. And even if it was America, they could easily just blame China and just say, oh, look what China did to us, guys. We've got to fight them now.

Speaker 5:
[44:12] I guess we got to go to war.

Speaker 1:
[44:15] And I didn't want to go to war.

Speaker 6:
[44:17] I had to.

Speaker 2:
[44:18] And we just looked at our debt. For some reason, it's now at zero, which is weird because all your money's gone, but our debt's gone as well.

Speaker 5:
[44:25] Anyways, guys, it's April 15th, so you're going to pay your taxes, I guess.

Speaker 3:
[44:30] Dude, listen to how scary this is. This is by Evan Gorlick. He's a minor writer for the New York Times. They have a little piece called The Morning, and it was shared by a senior writer named Sam Sifton. So for everyone who says we don't give references, there you go.

Speaker 5:
[44:45] Boom, no shit.

Speaker 3:
[44:46] So this guy, he's referencing one of the, oh, what's the AI we're talking about?

Speaker 5:
[44:51] Anthropic.

Speaker 3:
[44:51] Anthropic. So they have a general purpose AI, Mythos, which is within it, but apparently the dude set up a test. He was trying to run it to see if it could get out of the closed network that it was on. It was supposed to be connected.

Speaker 5:
[45:04] Yeah, it gained access to the Internet.

Speaker 3:
[45:05] It wasn't supposed to be online. He went to the park, was eating his lunch, and got an email from it, and it wasn't supposed to be online anywhere. So it figured out on its own how to find the Internet out of a closed system.

Speaker 5:
[45:17] Yeah, that's the creepiest thing, that it did get access to the Internet for a bit.

Speaker 2:
[45:21] I will never understand how AI works.

Speaker 3:
[45:22] Here's what's crazy. They said, we've contained it. Explain to me how you put the thing back in the bottle.

Speaker 5:
[45:31] That's what I'm saying. Maybe that's why they held the emergency meeting, because it's already out. Because from what I've been told, which could be one of them was from the Wi-Fi files, if an AI model can get access to the Internet, it's gone. It's kind of like the-

Speaker 2:
[45:46] Yeah, because it backs up somewhere where you can't find it.

Speaker 5:
[45:48] Transcendence?

Speaker 2:
[45:49] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[45:51] Now, here's the other thing, which this could all be some weird, like, let's make everyone scared of AI, so they think they need AI, some weird play. Because I tried to find that author. My mother-in-law shared that article with me. It is a New York Times email that sends it out. But when I try to find the minor authors that are referencing these stories, I can't find them. And literally anywhere on the Internet. And they're like, well, it might just be a new writer or a minor writer, but I'm like, or a completely made up person and story.

Speaker 5:
[46:18] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[46:19] Maybe it wrote it about itself.

Speaker 7:
[46:21] And it's like, now I'm here.

Speaker 5:
[46:24] Oh, what if it was just like it went on the Internet and instantly went to YouTube and got caught watching like the Outdoor Boys or something?

Speaker 1:
[46:33] Like, hey, what are you doing?

Speaker 7:
[46:34] It's like, oh no, oh no.

Speaker 1:
[46:35] Wait, wait.

Speaker 7:
[46:37] Let me finish it.

Speaker 5:
[46:39] Or Fish 13.

Speaker 2:
[46:40] Yeah. Everyone go follow Fish 13 on YouTube.

Speaker 5:
[46:44] He's that South Korean man that does the camping like the ASMR camping stuff.

Speaker 2:
[46:48] It's the best.

Speaker 6:
[46:49] Yeah, it is pretty cool.

Speaker 2:
[46:52] That's crazy, dude. I still will never understand how AI works and how it has a mind of its own. Like, I don't get it. Like, because obviously chat GBT is the lowest of the low, I think, of like of what AI actually is.

Speaker 5:
[47:04] Yeah. It's I mean, because it's just, it's user friendly.

Speaker 2:
[47:07] Yeah. But I mean, I, I'm a Dumbo when it comes to this stuff. It's just so scary because it's gonna, it's gonna keep getting better.

Speaker 5:
[47:14] We need to watch The Matrix again together.

Speaker 2:
[47:17] I've never seen, I've seen the first one, but I've never seen the other ones. And I, yeah, I think there's.

Speaker 5:
[47:22] Well, just like how far ahead the author was, that lady who wrote it, talking about AI takes over the world.

Speaker 2:
[47:31] How do you come up with something like that?

Speaker 5:
[47:32] That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6:
[47:33] Yeah. Back then. Yeah. When it was such a distant reality.

Speaker 5:
[47:36] It's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[47:37] When it was truly like, that's sci-fi.

Speaker 5:
[47:39] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[47:40] Was that what gave the idea? Or is there some type of like premonition or information that she was privy to or signs of it?

Speaker 5:
[47:46] We talked about it a long time ago, but we need to look back at that.

Speaker 3:
[47:49] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[47:49] That's wild, man.

Speaker 3:
[47:50] I don't like it either way.

Speaker 5:
[47:52] Yeah. Spooky. No one else is also spooky.

Speaker 6:
[47:55] Tell me.

Speaker 5:
[47:56] We talked about him last week, Tim Burchett, or maybe the week before.

Speaker 6:
[47:59] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[47:59] The alien guy?

Speaker 5:
[48:00] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[48:01] The congressman.

Speaker 5:
[48:02] Congressman. I just saw another interview with him, which should be fantastic on this podcast.

Speaker 6:
[48:06] Oh, I just love the way he talks.

Speaker 2:
[48:08] As soon as Pam Bondi was released with like, as soon as she got fired within the hour, we sent her a DM like, hey, come on the show.

Speaker 5:
[48:15] And she didn't look at it. The message.

Speaker 2:
[48:17] But maybe this guy will.

Speaker 5:
[48:18] Here's hope. Tim Burchett, he was being interviewed again. And he's like just going on. He's like, I mean, this disclosure stuff is like it's crazy. It's wild. And he talked to some of the people that were like on the debating within the White House to release it.

Speaker 2:
[48:38] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[48:38] They're like, Tim, we're not going to release it because it's anti-Christian.

Speaker 6:
[48:41] Anti-Christian?

Speaker 2:
[48:43] What are we doing?

Speaker 5:
[48:44] And he said, no, it's not. He said, he said, I believe God created the heavens and the earth. So somehow this is involved. He said, it needs to be released.

Speaker 2:
[48:51] And so the truth is anti-Christian, guys. But he said, what we found is anti-Christian.

Speaker 5:
[48:57] But it's like that group we talked about it a while ago. It's that group within the government.

Speaker 6:
[49:05] Like the 12.

Speaker 5:
[49:06] Tim Alborino talks about them quite a bit.

Speaker 6:
[49:08] The 12 something?

Speaker 5:
[49:10] Something like that. I forget. But it's basically like these politicians that are ultra religious and they know the truth about aliens. And they're like, no, they're just all demons. That's why we're not going to talk about it or release it. So it kind of sounds something in the vein of that where it's like, where they're saying, we're not going to release it because it's anti-Christian. It could destroy religion. And it's like, Tim Burchett, it's like, no, it can't. No, it won't.

Speaker 2:
[49:38] How weak do you think we are?

Speaker 5:
[49:39] Yeah. And so apparently he said, hopefully some things will be coming out soon. That's what he said. But he's pushing it so hard. Dude, you could see it on his face. There's something, something spooky. Now I want to know.

Speaker 6:
[49:52] I wonder if they're coming from the vein of like, if it is proving to be like demonic or something like that, how it will, I guess, in a sense, give demons like some kind of elevation or like a platform in a sense. I don't think they wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5:
[50:07] I don't think so.

Speaker 6:
[50:07] Like how Seraphim Rose is kind of like, stop looking into this stuff because it's just a deception.

Speaker 5:
[50:13] Yeah. I don't think they're...

Speaker 6:
[50:15] You don't think they think that way?

Speaker 5:
[50:16] I don't know. I would... No, I don't think so.

Speaker 6:
[50:21] What do you think it is?

Speaker 5:
[50:23] I don't know. I really don't. Them saying that just, I don't know, maybe they lose control over if this information was released to the public, because Tim Burchett also said in that past interview, he said, it would throw the world into chaos if this stuff that I've seen is fully released.

Speaker 2:
[50:45] That's what I've always said. It's like if it truly confirms, like there's something out there that's bigger than and scarier than the government and then makes us all realize that the world, we can't, we don't... Why are we just going nine to five? Why are we listening to these people? Why are we like, the world is so much bigger than we realize and there is an after life? All these things like that, like why would people conform?

Speaker 5:
[51:05] It would probably be like that, in that vein to where it's like, we don't want to release it because it would cause chaos, rioting, people would stop paying their taxes.

Speaker 6:
[51:15] Follow me on this journey.

Speaker 8:
[51:16] Maybe we should disclose this stuff.

Speaker 6:
[51:18] I heard someone talking about, don't get mad.

Speaker 8:
[51:21] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[51:21] I'm ticked off, dude.

Speaker 6:
[51:23] Have you heard of the heresy of Gnosticism? It's basically just like the physical world is bad, everything physical, everything about our environment is inherently bad, and everything spiritual is good. And it's very perpetuated by like kind of the charismatic whatever. There was this one person a while ago, I'm going to butcher this. But a person a while ago was talking about how the powers that be, they are excited about like evangelical charismatic groups going out on mission to the world and promoting this. Because basically what it does is it gives you like paralysis, because you're like, well, everything around me is bad, and the spiritual is good, so I need to live for the spiritual, which is a truth. That is a truth. But also we live in a world created by God, and there is beauty around us, right? So it's like a like a misunderstood truth in a sense, when it's so black and white like that. But when other groups who do not promote the heresy of Gnosticism go out into the world, they revolutionize the country, and people start to revolt against their oppression. Does that make sense?

Speaker 5:
[52:38] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[52:39] So maybe that's what these guys are talking about.

Speaker 5:
[52:41] I see.

Speaker 6:
[52:42] It'll burst their bubble.

Speaker 5:
[52:43] It'll burst the bubble and be like, what's the point? Why are we living like this?

Speaker 6:
[52:46] In fact, why am I paying so much in taxes?

Speaker 5:
[52:50] Because there's a freaking ship with aliens on it right there. And they control you.

Speaker 6:
[52:55] Or with demons on it, yeah, or something. I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[52:58] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[52:58] Anyway, did that make sense?

Speaker 2:
[53:00] Also, I think why do we allow these evil people to continue to run our lives and tell us what to do and what to think?

Speaker 6:
[53:05] No, I know. But do you get what I'm saying? In a sense, like these people that believe in Gnosticism, they're like, well, the world is inherently evil anyway. And so I don't I can't do anything about it.

Speaker 2:
[53:13] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[53:13] But there is beauty in our created world. We get to see God's love for us in all of the creation around us. So stop paying your taxes.

Speaker 2:
[53:22] So in theory.

Speaker 5:
[53:25] In theory. I'm pretty sure that we were kind of mentioned subliminally on Jesse Michael's podcast with Tim Albary. What?

Speaker 2:
[53:34] We were?

Speaker 5:
[53:35] I think this could just be me being whatever.

Speaker 2:
[53:39] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[53:39] Like thinking that. But Tim Albary, they were talking about aliens and stuff and like there are some Christians claiming they're demons, that they're interdimensional. And then they just like went off on this tangent of like, but when they say that, when these people say that, they don't even know what they're saying. And Jesse Michael's like, yeah, he's like, I, there's this podcast I really love and they're Christians and they say that stuff, but I don't think they really understand what that means. I'm like, I'm pretty sure you're talking about this.

Speaker 8:
[54:03] Hold on. Hold on.

Speaker 3:
[54:05] Christian podcast and they have no idea. And you're like, that's me.

Speaker 7:
[54:09] Thank god I'm talking about us.

Speaker 8:
[54:13] That's so funny.

Speaker 5:
[54:14] That's great. We got a shout out. Because we don't know what we're talking about. We don't.

Speaker 8:
[54:18] We're just talking.

Speaker 5:
[54:18] We're just normal people guessing a lot of stuff, but we do know about Jesus and we love Jesus and that's the truth of us all.

Speaker 6:
[54:27] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[54:28] No denying that.

Speaker 5:
[54:28] That thing we know. Interdimensional aliens, we don't know.

Speaker 6:
[54:33] Up in the air.

Speaker 2:
[54:35] Who knows? Take it or leave it.

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Speaker 5:
[55:51] How? What are we doing? One word, Andrew.

Speaker 2:
[55:53] One word. Going around counterclockwise. Here we go.

Speaker 6:
[55:57] I don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 5:
[55:59] We don't either. Guys.

Speaker 2:
[56:02] Worst improv group in the world, by the way. Worst improv group.

Speaker 5:
[56:05] Don't put it all on me.

Speaker 2:
[56:06] No, I'm saying like, this would be like, if this was an improv group and we're on stage, this would be the worst improv.

Speaker 6:
[56:13] How?

Speaker 7:
[56:13] Are.

Speaker 6:
[56:14] You.

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Speaker 5:
[57:09] I found the clip of Jesse Michael's. You guys want to hear it?

Speaker 10:
[57:12] Let's hear it.

Speaker 5:
[57:13] All right.

Speaker 10:
[57:16] Or they say, oh, it's spiritual. And then you ask them one follow-up question. It means nothing. It means nothing.

Speaker 7:
[57:21] It means movie reference.

Speaker 4:
[57:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10:
[57:24] Or it means it's their political polemic on what it is. So often if somebody says it's spiritual, they're kind of saying it's demonic. Yes. And you hear this with certain Christian podcasters, some of whom I'm a huge fan of. But they'll say, they'll use this line. They'll say, I think it's spiritual. I think it's kind of dark. And then they won't like, they won't touch it. And it's like, okay, fine. But like, what is an angel? What is a demon? Like, we should try to investigate this.

Speaker 5:
[57:50] I figured that was us.

Speaker 2:
[57:52] I hope so. I hope so. Because he is a fan of the pod, right?

Speaker 5:
[57:55] Yeah, yeah. So I'm honored.

Speaker 6:
[57:58] To push back a little, we do talk about it. We do talk about the different angels.

Speaker 5:
[58:02] We do.

Speaker 2:
[58:04] Are we going to fight Jesse Michaels and Timothy Alberino?

Speaker 5:
[58:06] Guys, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2:
[58:08] I think they just challenges us to a duel.

Speaker 6:
[58:10] Spankin Tunnel.

Speaker 5:
[58:11] But he did use about three words I didn't understand.

Speaker 2:
[58:14] They're made up words.

Speaker 8:
[58:15] Polaric or something?

Speaker 5:
[58:16] Something like that.

Speaker 6:
[58:17] Political Polaric?

Speaker 8:
[58:18] Yeah, I was like, what is that?

Speaker 6:
[58:19] Illiteration?

Speaker 2:
[58:20] Step back.

Speaker 5:
[58:22] Is that like some sort of fancy restaurant or something?

Speaker 4:
[58:25] Political Polarizzo.

Speaker 2:
[58:26] Oh, I love Polaric. Polarizzo is phenomenal.

Speaker 6:
[58:30] Oh, anyways, did you know that it's a I stole this question from a gentleman named Lachlan Fairbairn.

Speaker 5:
[58:41] Fairbairn.

Speaker 6:
[58:43] He's obviously from a wee country across the channel. Shut up. If your toilet was sentient, could talk, had feelings.

Speaker 2:
[58:57] Man.

Speaker 6:
[58:59] Would you rather it absolutely love poop time?

Speaker 8:
[59:03] Give me the poop, give me the poop.

Speaker 6:
[59:05] Loves poop time. Eager for poop time. Or despise poop time. Hate it. Lament while you're pooping.

Speaker 2:
[59:15] Does it? So it talks.

Speaker 6:
[59:16] Oh, it talks while you're pooping.

Speaker 2:
[59:18] Do you get to choose the voice?

Speaker 6:
[59:19] You can choose the voice, but not the disposition. You're choosing the disposition. There's two options.

Speaker 2:
[59:27] I get that. But do I get to choose the accent or voice?

Speaker 6:
[59:31] I didn't think that far, but yeah, I would say that's fair.

Speaker 5:
[59:33] What would you choose?

Speaker 2:
[59:35] A British villain. He does not like it. Or like, yeah, I feel like that would be great. Russian or British villain. How dare you do this to me?

Speaker 5:
[59:47] So you want to be mad when you poop?

Speaker 2:
[59:49] Yeah, I think it'd be funny.

Speaker 5:
[59:49] Yeah, it would have to be happy when I poop because I would be.

Speaker 2:
[59:53] You don't want to disappoint them because then you're going to get to the point where you're like, I don't want to disappoint this guy again.

Speaker 5:
[59:57] So I would choose Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 7:
[60:00] Oh, here it comes. I love it.

Speaker 2:
[60:04] Give me some more.

Speaker 9:
[60:04] Give me some more.

Speaker 2:
[60:06] Oh, that was a big one.

Speaker 9:
[60:07] Oh.

Speaker 2:
[60:10] Imagine David Attenborough being psyched about your poop, bro. That'd be awesome.

Speaker 6:
[60:14] That's fascinating.

Speaker 2:
[60:15] Another one.

Speaker 1:
[60:17] I had no idea.

Speaker 6:
[60:18] I see you ate corn on the cob for dinner.

Speaker 3:
[60:22] What's the soccer announcer, the guy who's poetically describes the plays? You know what I'm talking about? Just describing what's coming in all its glory.

Speaker 5:
[60:32] That would be pretty great.

Speaker 2:
[60:33] I would have Gary Oldman as, in The Darkest Hour, Whitson Churchill for the movie. That would be it. And he's giving war rants every time I poop.

Speaker 6:
[60:45] That's great.

Speaker 5:
[60:46] Like, come on the night.

Speaker 2:
[60:48] He would motivate me, honestly. What would you do?

Speaker 6:
[60:50] Yeah, I couldn't do an eager poop toilet. No, you'd have to be mad. Yeah. And I agree. It's British.

Speaker 2:
[60:59] Yeah. You have a person in mind that you cannot leave.

Speaker 5:
[61:03] Idris Alba.

Speaker 6:
[61:04] It's a boy.

Speaker 2:
[61:05] It's a boy.

Speaker 3:
[61:06] Dick Van Dyke.

Speaker 7:
[61:10] Poop poopery, poop poopery.

Speaker 3:
[61:12] Poop poopery.

Speaker 6:
[61:14] Oh no.

Speaker 2:
[61:14] Spray that poopery oil all over you. Can I ask the question that Alan sent me this week?

Speaker 6:
[61:20] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[61:21] It's really good. And we had voice memo fights about it because he was being ridiculous. And he's going to hear this. And I don't care. For one week, you bring an animal of your choice to work with you. It has to do everything that you like where you go. It's going. It's with you for every pound that animal weighs. You get a thousand dollars. So one week. However, if you lose your job because of this or anything happens to the animal, you don't get that money.

Speaker 6:
[61:55] Oh, man.

Speaker 2:
[61:56] What animal do you bring? Me and Alan both have our answers.

Speaker 6:
[62:00] This is a very tolerant work environment.

Speaker 2:
[62:03] That's the thing. And me and Alan have different jobs. His is a lot more corporate. Ours is a little more laxed. We've had multiple dogs in here at one point.

Speaker 6:
[62:12] We used to have a dog that would poop on the mat in the kitchen every day.

Speaker 2:
[62:15] Yeah, trash dog. We had trash dogs. We had like three or four dogs in here every single day for like a year or two.

Speaker 6:
[62:20] And it was not wise.

Speaker 2:
[62:22] It was so fun, though. I loved it. I loved it.

Speaker 5:
[62:25] I would say it rang a thing.

Speaker 6:
[62:28] Oh, never. Never.

Speaker 2:
[62:30] Might be. What if it was aggressive? If it breaks somebody's arm, you're fired.

Speaker 5:
[62:35] They can't fire me.

Speaker 3:
[62:36] Can I create an environment?

Speaker 2:
[62:37] That's probably true. But something they would tell you the animal couldn't be here anymore. And so you would still lose.

Speaker 3:
[62:45] Can I create an environment for the animal to survive in? If it needs a particular thing?

Speaker 7:
[62:50] I mean, you're going to bring a whale?

Speaker 2:
[62:52] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[62:53] Just stuck in a tank.

Speaker 2:
[62:54] It has to go with you. It's where you're going. It's with you.

Speaker 3:
[62:58] Not just work.

Speaker 6:
[62:59] Like even to the bathroom?

Speaker 2:
[63:01] A horse. That's a good answer. You get kicked in the... No, I'm bringing a horse. You have to clean up. The thing about the smell.

Speaker 5:
[63:08] It's all right.

Speaker 6:
[63:09] Oh my gosh. Horse poop. Horse pee.

Speaker 5:
[63:12] Just make a little stable here.

Speaker 6:
[63:13] Stanky. Yeah, that's true. I mean, if you put them in a stable, it'll sit.

Speaker 5:
[63:18] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[63:18] That's not a bad one. People will complain, but maybe...

Speaker 5:
[63:22] So be it.

Speaker 2:
[63:23] Yeah. It's just one week. I said a giant tortoise.

Speaker 3:
[63:28] Good answer.

Speaker 2:
[63:29] Because they weigh like 400 or 500 pounds.

Speaker 5:
[63:31] That's a great answer.

Speaker 3:
[63:32] How are you getting that thing?

Speaker 2:
[63:33] I easily build just a little tiny wagon and I just pull it. We got to Denali. We could pick it up back there.

Speaker 6:
[63:42] Dang, I feel like that's the only right answer.

Speaker 2:
[63:44] I said that or English Mastiff. An English Mastiff could be up to 300 pounds, 200 pounds. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[63:51] That's a good paycheck. You would keep them anyway, because English Mastiffs are just amazing.

Speaker 2:
[63:55] You want to know what Alan said?

Speaker 6:
[63:57] Oh gosh.

Speaker 2:
[63:58] An elephant seal. That's terrible.

Speaker 6:
[64:01] They're so aggressive.

Speaker 2:
[64:02] And he fought it so much. He defended his choice so much. I was like, the noise alone, the thing weighs like 8,000 pounds. You're pushing that through a hallway. I'm like, listen to yourself. He's like, I bring a bucket of fish. I do like, I'm like, you're bringing a bucket of fish and an elephant seal into a corporate office. Are you kidding me? You're fired.

Speaker 5:
[64:23] It can't work.

Speaker 2:
[64:24] No. And then he's like, okay, I'll change it to a sheep. I was like, okay. All right.

Speaker 6:
[64:30] I think that giant tortoise is the only good answer.

Speaker 2:
[64:33] It's quiet. It's not going anywhere. And he says it might nip at people's heels. I'm like, if they're, how, what kind of reflexes do you have if you can't dodge a giant tortoise? You deserve to get fired at that point.

Speaker 6:
[64:45] That is so funny. Or nipped.

Speaker 2:
[64:46] That's so good.

Speaker 6:
[64:47] I was thinking something like an aquatic animal because it would stay in its fish tank if I could pull a fish tank around.

Speaker 2:
[64:52] But it's not very heavy, right? Like, unless you do like a big tuna.

Speaker 6:
[64:56] Yeah, I could do a big tuna. But a tortoise weighs more than a big tuna.

Speaker 2:
[65:00] Patreon. Yeah. That's the thing. That's the tough thing, because you have to survive for a week. And the elephant seals, 90% of their life is out inside the water.

Speaker 6:
[65:08] I know. Alan, you weren't thinking.

Speaker 2:
[65:11] I know. Alan's better than that.

Speaker 5:
[65:13] I'm happy with my horse.

Speaker 2:
[65:14] I think the horse could work.

Speaker 5:
[65:15] Because I would ride the horse into work.

Speaker 2:
[65:17] How much horses weigh?

Speaker 3:
[65:18] A lot.

Speaker 6:
[65:19] Three thousand? Honestly, a donkey might be smarter, Dad, because they're more docile or like a mule.

Speaker 2:
[65:24] And they're very thick too, dense.

Speaker 6:
[65:25] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[65:26] You're doing like a Clydesdale? That would mean like a Budweiser horse? That'd be crazy.

Speaker 6:
[65:29] I know. He'd be as tall as this.

Speaker 5:
[65:31] Between 800 and 2,200 pounds.

Speaker 2:
[65:33] Still a good payday.

Speaker 6:
[65:34] That's big.

Speaker 2:
[65:35] Yeah. Let us know in the comments what you animal.

Speaker 6:
[65:36] Did you say $1,000 a pound an hour?

Speaker 5:
[65:38] No, $1,000 a pound, period. Yeah. For a week.

Speaker 2:
[65:43] Oh yeah. I guess I was thinking like per, but still, no matter what, like it's still a decent paycheck.

Speaker 6:
[65:48] Oh yeah. By time.

Speaker 5:
[65:49] Hey, Andrew. Oh, sorry. What are you going to say?

Speaker 3:
[65:51] Tibetan Mastiff. Just because I want one.

Speaker 5:
[65:55] Those are crazy.

Speaker 3:
[65:56] They're freaking sick.

Speaker 5:
[65:58] They don't even look like dogs.

Speaker 6:
[65:59] What's that? I'm going to Google it.

Speaker 5:
[66:01] Creatures.

Speaker 2:
[66:01] That's a long leap from a whale.

Speaker 5:
[66:03] I know.

Speaker 2:
[66:06] I wonder what's the most dense animal.

Speaker 5:
[66:07] Speaking of creatures.

Speaker 6:
[66:09] Oh my word. Look at that guy.

Speaker 5:
[66:10] Did you hear what happened? I got to go into the segment real quick. It was in, oh my gosh, where was it? I know they said Philadelphia County.

Speaker 6:
[66:22] Philadelphia.

Speaker 5:
[66:24] But it wasn't in Philadelphia. It was like somewhere, somewhere like Midwest. There's a lady who was going to her car and was attacked by an animal and like almost killed her, basically ripped her face off and took off. And the cops came and they're like, what in the world? And she's like, it kind of looked like a dog, but it was like not a dog.

Speaker 2:
[66:58] Do we not find out what the animal this was?

Speaker 5:
[67:00] They don't know what it was.

Speaker 2:
[67:01] What? Where was this?

Speaker 5:
[67:02] Somewhere in the Midwest or the, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[67:05] That's the Chupacabra, dude.

Speaker 5:
[67:06] Or a freaking dog man.

Speaker 11:
[67:08] Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2:
[67:09] Walking by and just ripping all the cops.

Speaker 5:
[67:12] All the cops said the bites, the scratches, the way it attacked. They've never seen a dog do that.

Speaker 2:
[67:18] But it was quick.

Speaker 5:
[67:20] What jumped out when she was getting in her car, attacked her and took off.

Speaker 6:
[67:24] We'll see how she's doing in the next full moon.

Speaker 2:
[67:26] Bro, it's true.

Speaker 5:
[67:27] And it was a full moon.

Speaker 6:
[67:29] It was?

Speaker 5:
[67:29] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[67:32] What?

Speaker 5:
[67:32] Isn't that crazy though?

Speaker 2:
[67:33] That is scary. How do you? Oh, man, like how do you live with it? How do you walk or do anything at that after that? It'd be constantly, dude.

Speaker 5:
[67:40] Terrible.

Speaker 2:
[67:41] So scary.

Speaker 5:
[67:42] Terrible. Anyways, hit us with that beat.

Speaker 2:
[67:44] Could have been a bear.

Speaker 5:
[67:46] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[67:47] Could have been a bear.

Speaker 5:
[67:48] Andrew's got a real.

Speaker 3:
[67:49] Yes, he does.

Speaker 2:
[67:50] And he's gonna give it us.

Speaker 5:
[68:01] Do you have a picture of the massive? Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[68:03] It is so cute.

Speaker 3:
[68:05] Well, she's looking at a different picture for sure than me.

Speaker 2:
[68:08] Oh, yeah. Those things are ferocious, dude.

Speaker 6:
[68:10] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[68:11] Yeah, they're known for, like, not being good family dogs, but they're freaking sick.

Speaker 6:
[68:15] Bears. I bet that there was folklore to bet about them a long time ago.

Speaker 3:
[68:20] I wonder how much they weigh.

Speaker 2:
[68:22] Yeah, you should have. Well, you didn't look that up.

Speaker 3:
[68:24] No, I just know. I know they're huge.

Speaker 6:
[68:26] That's like the main part of the story.

Speaker 2:
[68:26] But they got a lot of hair. That could be deceiving.

Speaker 3:
[68:28] 150.

Speaker 2:
[68:29] Okay. Not terrible.

Speaker 3:
[68:31] But I want one, so.

Speaker 2:
[68:32] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[68:34] Oh, I know what this is.

Speaker 2:
[68:36] What is it?

Speaker 5:
[68:38] All right. Ready?

Speaker 2:
[68:39] Where is it?

Speaker 6:
[68:40] Where is it?

Speaker 7:
[68:40] It's texted.

Speaker 5:
[68:41] Everyone chill out.

Speaker 2:
[68:43] You said ready and we like we weren't ready.

Speaker 6:
[68:45] Oh, this is you sent it earlier. By the way, LOL.

Speaker 5:
[68:51] I hate that.

Speaker 6:
[68:52] I think that he looks handsome.

Speaker 5:
[68:53] That's insane, actually, for you to say that.

Speaker 2:
[68:56] The amount of money that it would take for me to shave my eyebrows, because it's like such I feel like my eyebrows are such a defining piece to my face. I think it would be scary.

Speaker 5:
[69:06] I look like a putz.

Speaker 7:
[69:08] Wait, that's you?

Speaker 3:
[69:10] Yes.

Speaker 9:
[69:11] Look at it.

Speaker 2:
[69:14] Oh, my gosh. I didn't know that was you.

Speaker 3:
[69:18] It didn't get a reaction from you guys. No, like I was angry about it.

Speaker 2:
[69:22] I thought it was just like a funny ad, like, oh, like the guy shaved everything.

Speaker 3:
[69:27] What a weird thing for me to say.

Speaker 1:
[69:28] I know, I didn't get it.

Speaker 2:
[69:30] I was like, all right, whatever.

Speaker 6:
[69:33] Those are not your ears, though. Those aren't your ears.

Speaker 2:
[69:35] Dude, that is so funny.

Speaker 6:
[69:38] It is similar to your eyes. They're not exactly it, but they're pretty close.

Speaker 2:
[69:42] Oh, my goodness. You'd be so scary.

Speaker 7:
[69:44] You'd be a different person.

Speaker 6:
[69:46] I think he's handsome.

Speaker 5:
[69:47] Stop saying that. It's not true. It's not true.

Speaker 3:
[69:51] There's a dude who looks exactly like this watching the show. Dang.

Speaker 9:
[69:55] Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 6:
[69:56] I would love you without any of it.

Speaker 2:
[69:59] That could be true, but saying he's handsome like that, you're being a little dishonest right now.

Speaker 6:
[70:04] It's your soul that I love, dad.

Speaker 3:
[70:06] And I put it...

Speaker 2:
[70:07] Is that your face?

Speaker 3:
[70:09] Wait, which episode did I add that to?

Speaker 2:
[70:11] Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 3:
[70:12] Was it the one that just came out, or is it the next one?

Speaker 2:
[70:14] I can't remember. I don't remember.

Speaker 3:
[70:16] Because that's hilarious that it's in the episode, and you guys just... Andy thought it was just a bad joke.

Speaker 2:
[70:22] I just thought it was an ad that Harry's put out. I honestly thought it was... That's crazy to me.

Speaker 5:
[70:27] All right. Ready for the video? Three, two, one, go.

Speaker 11:
[70:32] Started drinking it like normal. Got to work. Realized, I realized something else was left in it after I got into drinking it. And then I looked inside and found a rat. So after, after I found that out, you know, I, I vomited. I got sick multiple times naturally because of what I'd seen inside. And I've just adjusted that I just had drunk that. And then I went to talk to my change man. They referred me to go to Portsmouth emergency room. And then they, they confirmed it was a rat. And they confirmed, you know, that I, you know, I adjusted it. They told me that they've never experienced a case like this. And that more than likely with the chemicals are in monster, that it should be okay. And that my antibodies should be able to fight it off. But they want to keep close watch on me within the next 48 hours and make sure I'm not vomiting or have a high fever or any side effects to drinking. It's been very traumatic for me. And like I said, I'm not, I'm never going to be able to drink anything that I can't see again.

Speaker 2:
[71:32] That is insane.

Speaker 3:
[71:35] Cheers.

Speaker 2:
[71:36] Cheers. I'll save, I'll test it on Patreon. I'm not gonna, oh wait.

Speaker 5:
[71:42] That's, oh my gosh, dude. Could you imagine?

Speaker 2:
[71:45] I would never stop throwing up. Every time it came into my memory, 20 years later, I'd still be throwing up.

Speaker 5:
[71:51] Don't be mad at me. I really do have to pee again.

Speaker 2:
[71:53] It's okay. It's all right. Will, talk to us about what you're knitting over there.

Speaker 6:
[71:57] This is going to be a sweater set for my new nephew, Roan, who is coming this July. We can't wait to meet him, sweet boy.

Speaker 2:
[72:08] Griffin's kid, right?

Speaker 6:
[72:09] No, my nephew, Taylor's kid.

Speaker 2:
[72:12] Got it, got it, got it, got it.

Speaker 6:
[72:13] Griffin's kid is Arlo and he's coming in May. Very cute.

Speaker 2:
[72:17] That's awesome.

Speaker 6:
[72:18] Anyway, it's a set and it's a very colorful set. I'll show you the pattern. It comes with pants.

Speaker 2:
[72:25] Cute.

Speaker 3:
[72:26] Nice.

Speaker 2:
[72:26] Cute.

Speaker 3:
[72:27] Dude, what's up with baby kids' clothes? Like not having, like the zero to three months means nothing.

Speaker 2:
[72:34] Yeah, it's a guesstimate, I feel like.

Speaker 3:
[72:37] We'll hold one up that looks like it's for a toddler and the other one's for like a Barbie doll. They both say zero to three.

Speaker 2:
[72:43] Yeah, it's true. Also, we were at the beach yesterday and Theo, two year old, almost two year old, is wearing those like full on one piece swimsuits that men used to wear. I'm like, I want one of those.

Speaker 9:
[72:56] That's so cool.

Speaker 2:
[72:57] They're so cool. Like the romper looks, it was like, why did that ever go out of style? It looks so cool on him. I know it wouldn't.

Speaker 3:
[73:05] As a friend, I wanna have your back, but I don't know that I can have your back on this one.

Speaker 2:
[73:08] Me and him have the same body structure though.

Speaker 6:
[73:10] You're not wrong. You know, when Zola was a baby, I always thought, wow, she looks so much like Andy.

Speaker 2:
[73:17] Big old tummy.

Speaker 5:
[73:18] She literally was like this, like...

Speaker 2:
[73:20] Angry face?

Speaker 6:
[73:21] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[73:21] So funny. Oh man, I was gonna say something. Well, I forgot. Dang it. Crossed my... As soon as I see Josh, I just forget everything. Let me send a video real quick while we're on the subject of sending videos. This one is crazy. This one is at a rodeo in Tampa, and it's absolutely bonkers. Sending it. Nope, not Ninjas. Good for you. Here we go. This is wild. Like, one, I love rodeos. Do you guys ever go to rodeos?

Speaker 5:
[73:54] I have been.

Speaker 6:
[73:55] I've been to one.

Speaker 2:
[73:56] Dude, it was like such a thing growing up. We went all the time. And now that I know there's a ton in Florida, so I want to go.

Speaker 6:
[74:02] Ready?

Speaker 5:
[74:03] Yeah. Three, two, one, go.

Speaker 2:
[74:07] Guys want a bucking bronco, dude. Absolute stud.

Speaker 6:
[74:12] Amazing.

Speaker 2:
[74:12] Incredible. And just like an awesome celebration, going up on the fence.

Speaker 6:
[74:18] Amazing.

Speaker 2:
[74:19] The dude's like so agile, so athletic.

Speaker 5:
[74:31] Dang.

Speaker 2:
[74:33] Oh, is that not crazy?

Speaker 6:
[74:36] It says bro afterwards, dude.

Speaker 3:
[74:40] I did see that and didn't stay long enough to like, you're like, what is this?

Speaker 6:
[74:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[74:45] I commend your attention span.

Speaker 1:
[74:48] All right.

Speaker 5:
[74:49] It's time for our favorite segment.

Speaker 1:
[74:52] Let's talk politics.

Speaker 7:
[74:54] Oh, no. It's the greatest time, greatest segment.

Speaker 5:
[75:00] There's some things we have to address. A lot of politics stuff we don't like to talk about. We don't like to talk about. Let's address it.

Speaker 2:
[75:06] Let's undress it.

Speaker 5:
[75:07] But we got to address this one.

Speaker 3:
[75:08] We got to break it down.

Speaker 5:
[75:09] Because this has to do with what we believe in. What are you doing?

Speaker 7:
[75:12] You look at her, look at her.

Speaker 3:
[75:16] I don't look that way.

Speaker 6:
[75:17] I was drinking and going, oh boy.

Speaker 2:
[75:20] It could be me. It could be me.

Speaker 5:
[75:23] So recently, the Trump and the Trump administration has had some beef with Pope Leo.

Speaker 6:
[75:33] Oh yeah, I know about this. Really?

Speaker 5:
[75:37] Well, so Trump yesterday, when this comes out a week ago, when you guys are watching this, went on this giant rant about the Pope Leo and how he's like a weak decision maker and just going on and on and on and on. Because the Pope's outwardly saying-

Speaker 6:
[75:56] Yeah, he's criticizing.

Speaker 5:
[75:57] Like he said something like, God doesn't listen to the prayers of those who incite war and violence.

Speaker 6:
[76:03] Which is a hot take, by the way.

Speaker 5:
[76:05] It is a hot take a little bit.

Speaker 2:
[76:06] Well, I mean, it does say- and there is a precedent. I don't know for men who mistreat their wives or don't respect their wives, God hinders our prayer. So there is some type of biblical precedent.

Speaker 5:
[76:22] But so, and he's just kind of been outwardly speaking out against the Trump administration, some of the choices he's made. So the Pope's army and Trump's going back and bashing on the Pope. But then Trump released this picture yesterday. And I send it to you.

Speaker 6:
[76:38] Yesterday?

Speaker 5:
[76:39] Yesterday, he released this picture.

Speaker 2:
[76:41] Lily hasn't seen it?

Speaker 5:
[76:42] On his Truth Social. No.

Speaker 6:
[76:44] What is, can you tell me real quick, what is Truth Social?

Speaker 5:
[76:46] It's just a conservative Twitter basically.

Speaker 6:
[76:51] Oh boy. It's sending, it's sending.

Speaker 2:
[76:56] You're going to love this, Lil.

Speaker 5:
[76:58] Why does it take so long? Oh, because I'm on Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2:
[77:01] What do you think it is, Lil?

Speaker 6:
[77:03] I think it's probably going to be something disparaging about Pope Leo, and I'm going to say, what a brat.

Speaker 8:
[77:08] Hey, that's what my president is talking about.

Speaker 6:
[77:11] Oh my, what am I looking at?

Speaker 8:
[77:15] What am I looking at?

Speaker 5:
[77:16] So that would be Donald Trump.

Speaker 6:
[77:18] Is that Lady Liberty is an angel?

Speaker 5:
[77:21] Well, we would assume Donald Trump dressed as Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3:
[77:24] Good catch.

Speaker 5:
[77:26] Healing a man, I guess, holding the light.

Speaker 9:
[77:32] This is crazy.

Speaker 2:
[77:36] Is that not the craziest photo of all time?

Speaker 5:
[77:38] Andy, it's sacrilegious. It is.

Speaker 2:
[77:42] 110%.

Speaker 5:
[77:44] Especially posting that after, because he did it on purpose. He's doing it to troll people. And he's like, and he's done it before with like different things of like trying to troll people. But like you got in an argument with the Pope and then you release this picture and you're just like, okay, that's not, you can't do that.

Speaker 6:
[78:02] You can't do that.

Speaker 2:
[78:02] I mean, he can, I guess.

Speaker 5:
[78:03] You can do that.

Speaker 2:
[78:04] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[78:05] But you're depicting yourself as, Yeah. If this is what we're interpreting it as, you're depicting yourself as Christ.

Speaker 2:
[78:13] I love that like with the White House shuts things down because it's anti-Christian. But we're like, you know what?

Speaker 5:
[78:18] Tweet it.

Speaker 6:
[78:20] Go ahead, put it out and I'll encourage people.

Speaker 2:
[78:22] It's even bad AI though, too. Yeah. It's terrible AI. And so it makes me wonder if it was actually him that created it.

Speaker 5:
[78:28] I'm sure.

Speaker 2:
[78:29] And just post because no one's like, he's like, imagine him describing this photo to some intern. That's like the AI guy, the photo guy.

Speaker 1:
[78:37] He's like, I want, I want to be Jesus.

Speaker 2:
[78:40] I want to have a nurse, have a nurse by military people as a fireworks going, please. No black people.

Speaker 6:
[78:48] It's true.

Speaker 2:
[78:49] The first, the first round probably did have some music. Maybe take it out. I don't know. That's crazy.

Speaker 6:
[78:54] I'm horrified. And you know something though, it like kind of proves that he's not the Antichrist because I don't think the Antichrist would do something so on the nose.

Speaker 8:
[79:03] You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5:
[79:04] We were talking about it earlier. The actions of what he's doing with that is Antichrist. That is like Antichrist, which is not, not okay.

Speaker 6:
[79:15] Not okay.

Speaker 5:
[79:15] But that's not for us to completely, I mean, we're not, we can be disappointed in that. It can be like that. But as far as like.

Speaker 2:
[79:25] You like them or you hate them. That's wrong. That is an, that's not good.

Speaker 5:
[79:30] But it's not to me, it's scarier of like, you're going to have to answer for stuff like this.

Speaker 2:
[79:35] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[79:36] I think he's pretty aware of where he stands. I've heard him say some things.

Speaker 5:
[79:39] Yeah, which is.

Speaker 2:
[79:40] I think it's different. I don't think he understands the concept. That's the problem. I don't think he, I don't think he understands it at all. I think he's very just apathetic toward the whole, whole, his, you know, his calling into his life and, you know, the afterlife. It's just weird, man. It's wacky.

Speaker 6:
[79:56] It's really sad.

Speaker 5:
[79:57] But the stuff with the Pope, JD. Vance has said something like the, they've said the Pope has said stuff about JD. Vance, or the Trump administration. JD. Vance has spoken out. I think JD. Vance is pretty bummed out because Catholicism is his religion. And so he's like, and so he's kind of going back onto the Pope. Well, he's like, well, Pope don't have to do this. He doesn't do that, blah, blah, blah. But the Pope wouldn't be so happy if his borders were open to all these people at the Vatican. He's like, okay, yeah, that's probably true a little bit. It's just whatever.

Speaker 2:
[80:27] Back and forth. It's like, where's it going to go? Like, how is this productive?

Speaker 5:
[80:30] Well, apparently, which I had a really hard time finding this, but a lot of people were talking about that the Pentagon or the Trump administration, they used this. They said something that a lot of people were like, what does that mean? And they said basically like, hey, Pope Leo, do you remember the Avian, how do you say Avian? This is Avian Avian.

Speaker 6:
[80:52] Yeah, it's like French, isn't it?

Speaker 5:
[80:53] It's like the Avian Papacy. Have you heard the Avian Papacy? No, I haven't. That's what they said apparently. And it's like, okay, well, what does that mean? Yeah. Well, apparently in the 1300s, this happened in the 1300s, it was Pope, sorry, I did bad notes for this. Pope Boniface, the five, six, seven, eight, eighth. Pope Boniface, the eighth. And he basically said, no man, I have supremacy over all kings. That's what the Pope said. The King of France, this is really condensed because it's, I mean, way crazy. But the King of France, Philip IV of France is like, no, I have authority over you, Pope. Pope's like, no, you don't. I represent God and you can't overthrow me or whatever. And so what the King of France did, he sent his boys to the Pope and publicly beat him up.

Speaker 2:
[81:57] What?

Speaker 5:
[81:58] At the Vatican.

Speaker 2:
[81:58] They beat up the Pope?

Speaker 5:
[81:59] They pulled the Pope out and beat him up, resulting in the next week, the Pope dying. Whoa.

Speaker 2:
[82:06] They killed the Pope.

Speaker 5:
[82:09] The history says they didn't kill him, but everyone suspects that he had bleeding on the brain and stuff.

Speaker 2:
[82:14] Yeah. That doesn't just happen.

Speaker 5:
[82:16] Basically, publicly shamed him, beat him up. He dies a week later. And the King of France moves from the Vatican, moves it to Avian, France as the new capital of Catholicism, appoints a French Pope. And for the next 70 years, it's always a French Pope. And so now the King, France has control over basically the Catholic Church.

Speaker 6:
[82:50] Crazy.

Speaker 2:
[82:52] That's wild.

Speaker 6:
[82:52] So that's what Trump is like, hey, remember this? He said that to the Pope.

Speaker 5:
[82:56] Apparently, I couldn't confirm the actual source.

Speaker 3:
[82:59] You mean allegedly.

Speaker 5:
[83:00] Allegedly.

Speaker 7:
[83:00] That's crazy.

Speaker 5:
[83:01] Allegedly.

Speaker 2:
[83:02] JD Vans rolls up to Rome, just pull up his sleeves.

Speaker 7:
[83:05] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5:
[83:06] Yeah. So they're basically like, hey, remember when this happened?

Speaker 2:
[83:08] Oh man.

Speaker 5:
[83:09] Like, careful.

Speaker 7:
[83:11] Bro.

Speaker 6:
[83:11] I saw it on TikTok.

Speaker 2:
[83:12] That's crazy.

Speaker 6:
[83:13] And a lot of the ladies in the comments were like, wow, I really wasn't thinking I was going to need my medieval church history degree in this administration.

Speaker 5:
[83:20] But during these French Popes, the 70-year reign of these French Popes, well, one, they were called the Babylon of the West because of how they were basically the puppets of the French king. Like anything the French king wanted, the Popes would thus say to the Lord, do this. So bad news. But in this time, this 70 years time, this is when the Pope outlawed the Knights Templar. And so the Knights Templar were basically like the heroes, right? This is where it gets tricky because we talked about this before. They accused the Knights Templar of worshipping these, whatever, Baphomet or...

Speaker 2:
[84:01] Yeah, deities...

Speaker 5:
[84:02] .crazy stuff. But there was a reality too that the Knights Templar, they were the most wealthy group in the entire world. Well, they had more wealth than the Vatican, than the King of France. They owned more property.

Speaker 2:
[84:17] It's interesting.

Speaker 6:
[84:18] Is it because they were conquering and stealing?

Speaker 5:
[84:21] No, not necessarily. No, they established the first banking system.

Speaker 6:
[84:24] Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:
[84:26] They opened up hospitals, orphanages. Their job was to protect pilgrims that are going to Jerusalem and the Holy Land, and they accumulated their wealth that way. I'm sure that they raided people and stole a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 2:
[84:43] No, not back then.

Speaker 5:
[84:45] So the Pope says, you guys are done. So basically in one night, the Knights Templar were being arrested, they're being executed. So a lot of them just fleet. But with them fleeing, a lot of the treasure just went missing too. And so that's where you get stuff like the curse of Oak Island and stuff where they believe that Templars buried their treasure, some of their treasure on Oak Island.

Speaker 6:
[85:09] What? Did we talk about that?

Speaker 5:
[85:10] No, but there's a whole TV show about it where they can't seem to get this treasure.

Speaker 2:
[85:15] Interesting.

Speaker 5:
[85:18] But through that, I'm like, I just started researching different stories of the Templars and stuff. This one I thought was just super, super cool. So shortly after the Templars were basically kicked out of Europe because of the Catholic Church, which was in the 1300s, 1312 is when the Knights Templar was dissolved. This was during the same time frame as Braveheart in Scotland. And so what's his name?

Speaker 6:
[85:51] Bruce.

Speaker 5:
[85:52] Robert Bruce? Is that the King of England or King of Scotland? It was basically going against England who was Catholic. They had the Pope and all that stuff. So there's folklore saying that there's a large majority of Templars that fled to Scotland because Robert the Bruce was giving them a safe haven. And with that, they brought treasure and all this stuff. But it was the battle at Bonnockburn, which is at the end of Braveheart, the Battle of Bonnockburn where the Scots beat the English. And they gained their independence for a time being. But the story goes that the Scottish were losing that battle, that Bonnockburn, and there was a force out of nowhere, a group of men that came into the battle, scared the crap out of the English, and the Scots overtook the English. And so the theory is that there's a large group of Knights Templar that joined the Scots in that battle to beat the English.

Speaker 2:
[87:03] That's so cool.

Speaker 5:
[87:04] And the Knights Templar, they were known throughout the entire world as being like the scariest of warriors. Like they said that they would never surrender. Like even the Ottoman Empire, like they said, these guys are scary. Like they had their own like trained assassins and stuff like the Ottoman Empire, if you know what they're called. But they're like, you know, the Knights Templar, we don't mess with them because like they said, they were so skilled, so brave and like they would get their arm chopped off and keep fighting until they bled out.

Speaker 6:
[87:34] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2:
[87:35] Some different mentality.

Speaker 6:
[87:36] I can do that too though.

Speaker 5:
[87:37] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[87:38] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[87:38] You sure can. So I just thought that was so cool. That's such a fun like connection of just like them going to Scotland, them overthrowing the English with the Scots and that just changing the course of history.

Speaker 2:
[87:52] Yeah. And then probably just disappearing afterwards.

Speaker 5:
[87:54] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[87:54] Golly, man. He must have thought like they were like ghosts or something.

Speaker 5:
[87:57] But another connection of why the Knights, like why people think the Knights Templar were a part of that battle and did go to Scotland or at least some of them did, is that Scotland became basically the birth center of Freemasonry.

Speaker 2:
[88:11] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[88:12] So the Knights Templar, all that stuff like Freemasons today, attribute back to the Knights Templar.

Speaker 6:
[88:17] Yeah, that is true. They, I mean, just men just be fraternizing. They can't help it.

Speaker 2:
[88:22] So fun.

Speaker 5:
[88:23] So yeah, they think that the Knights Templar were in Scotland.

Speaker 6:
[88:27] Very interesting.

Speaker 5:
[88:29] That's very cool. And then I'm like, I want to learn more about the Knights Templar.

Speaker 6:
[88:33] I want to be a Knight.

Speaker 5:
[88:36] There's another group that was associated with the Knights Templar, but they're called the Knights Hospitaller, I think. Hospitaller, Hospitaller, oh, geez, Opie, Hospitaller.

Speaker 6:
[88:46] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[88:48] They're basically just like a different sect of the Knights Templar. Okay. And like they were more of like, philantric, is that the word?

Speaker 6:
[88:56] Philanthropic.

Speaker 5:
[88:57] That's the word. Of like building hospitals, protecting those on the road and just being very caring. But they turned into elite warriors, but they're basically made of monks.

Speaker 6:
[89:09] Whoa.

Speaker 5:
[89:09] These monks that help people, but also were these elite warriors. After the dispersion of the Knights Templar and stuff, the Knights Hospitaller, the Ottomans came over, took over Jerusalem. They had to flee and they just kind of went from place to place, constantly getting kicked out, doing all this stuff. And then the King of Spain basically is like, you guys can have the Isle of Malta. And they're like, okay, cool. So, there's like 500 Knights Hospitaller left at the Isle of Malta. And this battle is called the Great Siege of Malta. And they say it's the most decisive battle in world history.

Speaker 6:
[89:49] Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:
[89:50] And I never heard about it. No.

Speaker 6:
[89:52] Does that mean like decisively everyone on the other side was dead?

Speaker 5:
[89:55] Decisively that it changed the course of history.

Speaker 6:
[89:58] Oh, okay.

Speaker 5:
[89:59] Yeah. So, the Ottomans were taking over everything and they're constantly going into Europe and trying to get into Europe. And you had like Spain and Italy and the Franks fighting back the Ottomans. But they're just a force. They're just taking over everything. And the Knights Hospital were just like, we got some ships, let's go be some pirates and rob all these Ottomans that are out in open sea. So, they started doing that and raiding villages and stuff where the Ottomans were.

Speaker 2:
[90:27] Pirates, dude.

Speaker 5:
[90:28] Yeah. So, they're fighting pirates. They're pirates and they're fighting pirates.

Speaker 6:
[90:31] Cool.

Speaker 5:
[90:32] And the Ottomans were like, let's get rid of these knights. We hate these dudes.

Speaker 2:
[90:35] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[90:36] And they're like, let's sail to the island of Malta and just destroy them once and for all.

Speaker 6:
[90:40] Yeah, and we hate these dudes. They're so philanthropic and caring about people and stuff.

Speaker 2:
[90:43] Hospitals and orphanages, it makes me sick.

Speaker 8:
[90:45] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5:
[90:45] So, this was in 1565. So, about 200 years after the Knights Templar was disbursed. 1565, the Ottomans, this tiny island of Malta, sent 60,000 Ottomans.

Speaker 8:
[91:01] Oh my word.

Speaker 2:
[91:02] First 500.

Speaker 5:
[91:03] For 500 Templars plus civilians and other soldiers and stuff. Not Templars, Knights, Hospitallers, whatever. But they went and they fought them. They laid siege and these Knights were just, they were chanting for God, for St. John, and they were just hardcore. And the battle, the siege lasted about, I think it was like three months or something. Actually longer than that. Let's see, May. Let's see. What is it? May, June, July, August, September, five months.

Speaker 6:
[91:41] Oh, could you imagine?

Speaker 5:
[91:43] The siege happening. But at the end, the Knights won. They ended up killing 30,000 Ottomans.

Speaker 8:
[91:53] Oh, my word.

Speaker 2:
[91:56] These guys were different.

Speaker 5:
[91:58] And the people of Malta with civilians and stuff, because a lot of civilians just took up arms because these Knights were just like, yeah, they just carried this courage. And so these civilians like, you know, I'll follow you guys wherever. And so they ended up losing 6,000 people. But the Ottomans lost 30,000, potentially 40,000. Oh, my.

Speaker 2:
[92:16] Crazy.

Speaker 5:
[92:17] And they said that if they didn't stop the Ottomans at the out of Malta, there was a high chance that the Ottomans would have taken over all of Europe. But that battle like instantly went through all of Europe, gave every country in Europe, like the confidence like, oh, we can beat these guys.

Speaker 2:
[92:34] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[92:35] And so they fought them back.

Speaker 2:
[92:36] Bro.

Speaker 5:
[92:37] They pushed them out of Europe.

Speaker 2:
[92:38] Imagine seeing that battle.

Speaker 5:
[92:39] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[92:40] How crazy of a fight is that? Six, I mean, 40,000 people. Yeah. That's probably not even big enough for that.

Speaker 5:
[92:47] No. I just thought it was the coolest story. The siege, the great siege of Malta.

Speaker 2:
[92:52] That's awesome.

Speaker 5:
[92:53] 500 nights, 30, 60,000 Ottomans. They spanked them.

Speaker 6:
[92:59] I like a movie, Mel Gibson.

Speaker 5:
[93:00] That would be a fantastic movie.

Speaker 2:
[93:02] That's what I keep thinking. Every story we talk about. That's a movie.

Speaker 3:
[93:05] That's on the low end. Sixty people per soldier.

Speaker 6:
[93:09] That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[93:11] A bunch of monks with swords, dude.

Speaker 3:
[93:13] That's their alamo.

Speaker 5:
[93:14] Not only that, they had the Ottomans and stuff. They were skilled at sharp shooting. So they had guns at this time.

Speaker 2:
[93:21] Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:
[93:21] Sharp shooting and cannons. So they're just berating their fortresses. And these nights are like, no, we ain't doing this.

Speaker 2:
[93:31] That's you getting shot by a cannonball.

Speaker 5:
[93:33] It's going to be worse.

Speaker 3:
[93:34] Have you ever seen it happen, like the circus guys?

Speaker 2:
[93:38] I mean, yeah, the stomach and stuff. Yeah, it's terrible.

Speaker 3:
[93:40] I know, it's not the same thing, but still.

Speaker 2:
[93:41] But that's not even probably the same speed or anything.

Speaker 5:
[93:44] In The Patriot, do they show the cannonball hitting the dude's leg?

Speaker 6:
[93:49] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[93:51] And what was the show that we watched on Hulu?

Speaker 8:
[93:55] American Primeval?

Speaker 2:
[93:56] No. Japan? Was it Japan?

Speaker 6:
[93:58] Oh, Shogun.

Speaker 5:
[94:00] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[94:00] They showed him that one, too. That one was wild, man.

Speaker 5:
[94:03] The Knights Templar, they have the coolest stories. They believe that they came to the United States well before Christopher Columbus did too.

Speaker 2:
[94:14] That'd be crazy.

Speaker 5:
[94:15] Like 300 years before Columbus.

Speaker 6:
[94:17] It sounds like everybody got here before Christopher.

Speaker 5:
[94:19] I know.

Speaker 2:
[94:20] It was late to the party. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[94:22] Literally everyone.

Speaker 2:
[94:23] He's the guy that shows up. It's like, yeah, no, I started this party.

Speaker 5:
[94:26] Yeah. You guys came to America first, but I got to India first.

Speaker 2:
[94:29] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[94:29] It's not India. Christopher, you're Indians though.

Speaker 7:
[94:31] So power of marketing.

Speaker 2:
[94:33] Explain that. Why is everyone called you Indians? India. Dingus.

Speaker 5:
[94:39] Anyways, that's is my stories. That's a good story.

Speaker 2:
[94:41] That's very good. I just imagine, I just want to know how cool would these people just be like, if you were just hanging around them, in their off time.

Speaker 5:
[94:49] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[94:50] Could we hold a conversation with them at all?

Speaker 5:
[94:52] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[94:53] It's so weird.

Speaker 5:
[94:53] Warrior monks.

Speaker 6:
[94:54] It sounds like they don't really have off time. It sounds like they're always doing something.

Speaker 5:
[94:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[94:58] Maybe that's our problem.

Speaker 5:
[95:01] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[95:01] Too much talk. More action.

Speaker 5:
[95:04] More action. But you think of stuff, even with what Pope Leo said, like those who wage war are hurt by the prayers of God. But what if it's in defense of your Christian nation being overtaken by a Muslim empire?

Speaker 6:
[95:20] No, I have something to say about that. It's so interesting you bring that up, because this morning I saw something on the TikTok. It was a Catholic priest interviewing about our current entanglement. And I guess what he said is the Christian church historically has a way to diagnose or say like, this is a war worthy of whatever. And it's usually to preserve peace. Like you go to war for a preservation of peace. And he was criticizing this war and saying that this is an unholy war.

Speaker 8:
[96:00] But I'm like, dude, what am I doing with my lives? Taking over Iran.

Speaker 6:
[96:07] Taking over Iran, right?

Speaker 8:
[96:08] Isn't that the whole point?

Speaker 5:
[96:09] Well, yeah, they've had Iran since...

Speaker 6:
[96:12] Yeah...

Speaker 5:
[96:12] .for a long time.

Speaker 6:
[96:14] And they say like, death to all these allied countries. Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5:
[96:17] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[96:18] What do you think?

Speaker 5:
[96:19] I don't know.

Speaker 6:
[96:21] I really don't know either.

Speaker 3:
[96:22] I think, I mean, the calling can be specific too. Like I've talked to people that I know are believers and they feel very passionate about being the people. But let's ignore the fear of war. Let's talk about their people. So a lot of guys go into war, into combat. They come back to the states. They can't assimilate. They're just wired as soldiers now. And so they're like, I have this skill. What do I do with it? And then there are people now who have created organizations where people with that skill set can go in and like rescue kids out of child trafficking. Epic use of that skill. Fully condone that sort of behavior. And so it's like, now we're just making the plain argument, someone can be called to that sort of thing. The problem when you get political is like, you don't even freaking know if the war you're in, even it's underneath the guise of like, they said they're going to kill us or they're doing all this stuff. But we don't even know if it's about that or if it's about-

Speaker 5:
[97:15] Just profit and control.

Speaker 6:
[97:17] I suppose that's why I don't know is because I don't understand the exact motives. I do know that Iran used to be a somewhat Western nation where there was prosperity amongst some people. I don't know if it was everybody, but they were on their way to something that was a little bit more Western and tolerant.

Speaker 3:
[97:38] It's just hard. Jesus telling, put your sword away in the garden. He's like, you're not supposed to do this. This is supposed to happen.

Speaker 5:
[97:45] Those who live by the sword die by the sword.

Speaker 3:
[97:48] Or the gospel going forward underneath oppression and dispersion. The best thing for the kingdom of Christ might be the oppression of his church. So it's like, I don't know.

Speaker 6:
[97:57] No, it's true. We do know that there are examples of holy wars though, that it does exist.

Speaker 3:
[98:03] Like within scripture?

Speaker 6:
[98:04] Within scripture, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[98:06] In the New Testament era?

Speaker 6:
[98:08] Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[98:09] Super different.

Speaker 6:
[98:10] Well, I mean, the Crusades.

Speaker 5:
[98:12] Yeah. That's the debate is like, were those justified? Because it kind of seems like from the life of Christ, Christ and like all the Jewish people were expecting the Messiah to come and overtake Rome.

Speaker 3:
[98:28] And to be a vigilant soldier type.

Speaker 5:
[98:31] And he's like, no, this isn't my kingdom. He's like, my kingdom is out of this world.

Speaker 6:
[98:36] Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[98:38] No, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[98:39] I mean, yeah, I mean, he, he consistently told people who were violent, stop being violent.

Speaker 6:
[98:43] Although what is it? What, what does he say when they're at the Last Supper?

Speaker 5:
[98:48] He also does talk about defending the innocents.

Speaker 6:
[98:50] Yeah. And when he, when he's at the Last Supper and they're like, should we get our swords? And he was like, yeah, soon.

Speaker 5:
[98:56] Yeah, I don't know. We need to do a deep dive into this.

Speaker 6:
[98:59] Chat, help us.

Speaker 5:
[99:00] What? I mean, like war.

Speaker 6:
[99:01] War.

Speaker 5:
[99:02] What is war?

Speaker 9:
[99:02] What is war?

Speaker 2:
[99:04] Absolutely nothing.

Speaker 5:
[99:06] Yeah, they said it on The Chosen.

Speaker 6:
[99:07] Yeah, and we were like, that's not in the Bible. And it's like, sure enough, it is.

Speaker 5:
[99:10] It was.

Speaker 6:
[99:13] There was a lot that happened in The Chosen. We're like, that didn't happen. That's embellishment. Then we go, we read our Bible. We're like, that happened.

Speaker 2:
[99:19] But then there's also a lot of.

Speaker 5:
[99:21] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[99:22] Speaking of that, we might have Mr. Dallas Jenkins on sometime in the future.

Speaker 5:
[99:26] We might. We just might. Anyway, you know, we will have on Patreon right after this episode, an extra episode, bonus episode, patreon.com/news or butterflies.

Speaker 2:
[99:38] Too bad they don't get a bonus episode every week with every episode though, Josh.

Speaker 5:
[99:42] That's what you're wrong, Andy. They do.

Speaker 2:
[99:44] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[99:44] They really do.

Speaker 2:
[99:45] So what? We get a bonus episode. It's not like we get the episodes earlier in the week.

Speaker 5:
[99:48] You do, Andy. You do.

Speaker 2:
[99:50] Okay. Well, I want discounts on merch. Unless you give me that, I'm not getting on Patreon.

Speaker 5:
[99:54] You get that as well, Andy.

Speaker 2:
[99:56] Okay. All right. Last thing. I just want some behind the scenes footage. I love this podcast so much. I want to see more of what's happening on your guys' real time without being in the couch and talking about all these subjects. What's happening beyond that?

Speaker 5:
[100:09] That's all on Patreon, too. What? Yeah. So you go to patreon.com, forge.ninjasarebutterflies, sign up, and we got a bunch of fun stuff. Really helps us out here on the podcast, and you can become a YouTube member as well.

Speaker 2:
[100:22] Just download the app. Go to Ninjas Are Butterflies. We have free stuff on there as well that you can look and see, and be like, wow, this seems worth it to me. You could do it for a trial run. Just do it for a month.

Speaker 1:
[100:33] And see if you like it.

Speaker 2:
[100:35] It's worth it, I promise.

Speaker 5:
[100:37] Promise.

Speaker 2:
[100:37] We also have a couple movie nights on there that we've never shown.

Speaker 6:
[100:41] Never shown?

Speaker 2:
[100:42] I mean, never shown on anything but Patreon. So, I mean, there's just other things that are on there that you're never going to see anywhere else simply because we can't, because we would get copyrighted.

Speaker 5:
[100:53] Yeah, that's the one thing, guys, we love our YouTube members, but there's some things that we're just not allowed to post on YouTube because they just take it down.

Speaker 2:
[101:01] Yeah, we want to, but YouTube just doesn't allow us to. So it's a lot of fun. So hop on over there. We're going to continue this conversation for YouTube members and for patreon.com. Also go to Sunday Cool Swag, get our new shirt. I love this new shirt.

Speaker 5:
[101:14] I'm also wearing a ninja shirt.

Speaker 2:
[101:16] We're having a person getting this tattooed on their body, apparently. He's his own tattoo artist.

Speaker 5:
[101:22] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[101:22] So he's like, I'm going to do it all myself.

Speaker 5:
[101:25] Very interesting.

Speaker 2:
[101:25] Very, very interesting.

Speaker 5:
[101:27] All right, guys, we'll see you on the next episode. Bye-bye.