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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Welcome to Two Sons & Me. It's good to have you back.

Speaker 2:
[00:03] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[00:04] Grayson, glad to have you here.

Speaker 3:
[00:06] You know, I just realized.

Speaker 1:
[00:07] What?

Speaker 3:
[00:08] You're so old that you've seen United States hockey win two gold medals. Because the miracle is in 1980.

Speaker 1:
[00:18] I am so old that I have lived long enough to see every one of my child's fuck up.

Speaker 2:
[00:25] Children.

Speaker 3:
[00:25] Children.

Speaker 2:
[00:26] Children.

Speaker 1:
[00:27] Did I say child's?

Speaker 3:
[00:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[00:28] Ah, let me rephrase that for them. I am so old that I have lived long enough to see each of my children screw up multiple times. So let's not worry about the damn Olympics and the hockey team.

Speaker 3:
[00:46] Then they're talking about how long it's been. I'm like, damn, I know. It was like, oh.

Speaker 1:
[00:51] Well, I will be 40 my birthday.

Speaker 3:
[00:54] You'll be 60.

Speaker 1:
[00:55] You're another lie. And when I get to 60, we won't never tell it.

Speaker 3:
[01:01] You pushing 60.

Speaker 1:
[01:03] You pushing death. You keep messing up.

Speaker 3:
[01:04] You're knocking on the door.

Speaker 1:
[01:06] So how's your week been?

Speaker 2:
[01:08] Good.

Speaker 1:
[01:10] Anything new?

Speaker 2:
[01:11] No.

Speaker 1:
[01:12] Nothing?

Speaker 2:
[01:12] Nothing new.

Speaker 3:
[01:14] At all?

Speaker 2:
[01:15] At all.

Speaker 1:
[01:16] Nothing?

Speaker 2:
[01:16] Nothing. See, here we go already.

Speaker 1:
[01:20] Anything new on your end?

Speaker 3:
[01:24] You know everything going on.

Speaker 1:
[01:25] It's called fishing. Come on.

Speaker 3:
[01:31] Come on.

Speaker 1:
[01:31] What you got for me?

Speaker 2:
[01:32] I'm landlocked.

Speaker 1:
[01:36] That you are. That you are. What you got for me, son? Nothing?

Speaker 2:
[01:44] Nothing to happen?

Speaker 1:
[01:45] Well, you're not going to come on this podcast every week and give me nothing. So what do you have? You got something. Dude, I talk to you every day. You've been shady as hell about something because I just found out two things your mom is paying for that I didn't know about.

Speaker 3:
[02:00] Like what?

Speaker 1:
[02:02] Airline ticket.

Speaker 3:
[02:03] Yeah? She had a credit, dude.

Speaker 1:
[02:07] You and your mom and these credits.

Speaker 3:
[02:08] I know for a fact she had the credit because she had to send it to me for me to use it.

Speaker 1:
[02:13] I know. But I bought the ticket that she got the credit on. Thank you, dad.

Speaker 3:
[02:17] You got to stay sucker free in the world full of lollipops and you got licked.

Speaker 1:
[02:21] I'm tired of getting licked.

Speaker 3:
[02:23] Maybe you should change something.

Speaker 1:
[02:24] Let me ask you something. I am. I'm going to get you introduce you to your new mama. So what's going on in your life, son? How's school?

Speaker 3:
[02:33] It's going good.

Speaker 1:
[02:34] Because you've literally been blowing me up with all this stuff that's going on in Iran right now. And you are very vocal about that.

Speaker 2:
[02:45] Oh, shit. No, please.

Speaker 1:
[02:47] I know. I know. It's literally.

Speaker 3:
[02:49] I'm only going to say one thing.

Speaker 1:
[02:51] This is a future Marco Rubio.

Speaker 3:
[02:52] They shot a missile at Turkey. Turkey wasn't even involved. They're minding their own business.

Speaker 2:
[02:58] So that example number 1003 of why they should not have all the guts in Turkey is veneers, BBOs and air tramp.

Speaker 3:
[03:06] Exactly. They're just they're leaving everybody alone.

Speaker 1:
[03:10] I have some friends from Turkey.

Speaker 2:
[03:13] You met him at camp.

Speaker 1:
[03:14] I met him at camp. But so you're very passionate about what's going on right now with the war. So do you think that we should be at war?

Speaker 3:
[03:26] Yeah, they cannot have nuclear weapons.

Speaker 1:
[03:28] OK. Do you even care?

Speaker 3:
[03:31] No, you should. That's the issue. It's a lot of people don't care.

Speaker 1:
[03:34] It's so crazy at how different my kids are politically.

Speaker 2:
[03:40] I think it's because I'm at a different stage in my life. If I'm going to stand up and fight about something, it's going to be about something that is affecting me directly in my day to day life.

Speaker 3:
[03:50] You don't care about it. When they get nuclear weapons, you see one flying and you think it's just like the sun.

Speaker 1:
[03:55] That's going to affect your day to day life.

Speaker 3:
[03:57] You ain't going to have a day to day life.

Speaker 2:
[03:58] No more bills.

Speaker 3:
[04:00] No more life.

Speaker 1:
[04:00] You don't have to worry about no bills.

Speaker 2:
[04:02] Yeah. It's a win-win for me.

Speaker 1:
[04:06] No, it's not. But you send me things and I'm like, seen it, seen it. So I've decided that your mother and I have decided that you're the future next Marco Rubio.

Speaker 2:
[04:18] So how would you say the messages you get from him versus me, how different are they?

Speaker 3:
[04:24] Very.

Speaker 1:
[04:25] Very different. Very different.

Speaker 3:
[04:28] He gets Pete Hegseth press conferences from me.

Speaker 1:
[04:32] And I get.

Speaker 3:
[04:34] Buy me this shot.

Speaker 2:
[04:35] That one last night was so funny.

Speaker 3:
[04:37] Well, I sent him that.

Speaker 1:
[04:38] But you're just proving what I say, that every child gives me something different. With, I'm going to get normally something deeper from him than I get from you, but I'm going to get something funnier from you than I normally get from him.

Speaker 2:
[04:54] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:55] Like Savannah sends me one the other day.

Speaker 2:
[04:57] I'm not sending him or Savannah any real.

Speaker 1:
[05:00] I don't ever respond to you.

Speaker 3:
[05:01] The issue is, and I'm going to say this with both of y'all, when you send 50 back to back to back to back to back to back to back.

Speaker 1:
[05:10] We got it. To back.

Speaker 3:
[05:12] What do you expect me to do?

Speaker 2:
[05:13] Watch them.

Speaker 3:
[05:14] You want me to sit there and scroll through all 50. You don't even give me time to respond before you send another one.

Speaker 1:
[05:18] Well, if we got to wait nine years to get you to respond, you should look at that.

Speaker 3:
[05:23] Because you don't give me enough time to respond before I can answer one, another one's already there.

Speaker 1:
[05:28] If we send you 50 reels, that means we've thought about you 50 times in that moment.

Speaker 2:
[05:33] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[05:34] Have y'all seen the AI videos of Trump?

Speaker 1:
[05:35] See how he reflected on that? Because he did not want to acknowledge that he doesn't think about us.

Speaker 2:
[05:40] But why can you not respond?

Speaker 3:
[05:42] Just because I don't respond doesn't mean I don't see them. What do you want me to respond with? A bunch of laughing emotions?

Speaker 1:
[05:47] Yes, that's exactly how I respond. It's how we respond to each other.

Speaker 2:
[05:51] Well, that's because y'all sit in the house and talk to each other all day.

Speaker 1:
[05:54] Nope. True.

Speaker 2:
[05:55] We haven't spoken in weeks.

Speaker 1:
[05:56] Oh my God. Here we go. Such lies, I tell you.

Speaker 2:
[06:02] It's not a lie.

Speaker 1:
[06:03] It's a good thing. I mean, we're thinking about you. And then you get mad because Savannah doesn't respond.

Speaker 3:
[06:09] I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but there's a difference in responding to an Instagram reel in me calling and texting.

Speaker 2:
[06:15] Well, you don't respond to my texts either.

Speaker 1:
[06:17] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3:
[06:20] To be honest, I don't. Grayson, sometimes I respond.

Speaker 2:
[06:22] All I text you is check in on you and love you.

Speaker 3:
[06:24] But most of the time I look at it and I think about my response and I forget to respond.

Speaker 2:
[06:30] You should see a doctor about that.

Speaker 1:
[06:32] Right?

Speaker 3:
[06:33] No, it's just like, we can respond. Or like I'll watch what he sends me. And like I think because I watched it, I don't have to. Like I watched it.

Speaker 1:
[06:42] That's not how to have a proper Instagram reel relationship.

Speaker 3:
[06:46] I'm trying to have proper Instagram reel relationship.

Speaker 1:
[06:49] You better start. Exactly. Because that's how we communicate. My friend Stephanie sent me a thing the other day and said, bitch, I sent you 50 reels.

Speaker 2:
[06:59] You better like you haven't responded to mine.

Speaker 1:
[07:02] I haven't responded to anyone because I've been working literally nonstop. So you're getting ready to leave to go on spring break. Do we need to have a conversation about what you should be doing and what you shouldn't be doing?

Speaker 3:
[07:16] No, I'm just going to go to the casino.

Speaker 2:
[07:17] Pull out. Sorry.

Speaker 1:
[07:23] Because I'm going to send your nanny down there for two days to be with you.

Speaker 3:
[07:29] Where's she going to sleep?

Speaker 1:
[07:30] She's got her own room. Right beside yours.

Speaker 2:
[07:35] I think she can't hear well.

Speaker 1:
[07:37] Right beside yours. Stop. Folks, I tried to raise them well. I really did. I really did. What is it? People ask me on Instagram all the time that what is your major? What's Grayson doing? How are you doing in school? So explain what your major is.

Speaker 3:
[08:04] Sport management.

Speaker 1:
[08:05] And that will consist of?

Speaker 3:
[08:08] Learning stuff about the sports world.

Speaker 1:
[08:11] You don't know enough.

Speaker 2:
[08:13] But what is your end goal? Your end goal is to be a sports agent.

Speaker 3:
[08:16] It's not about the athletes. It's about the people who basically run the athletes.

Speaker 1:
[08:21] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[08:22] The owners.

Speaker 1:
[08:24] And how are you doing in school, grade wise?

Speaker 3:
[08:26] Good.

Speaker 1:
[08:27] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[08:29] What is good?

Speaker 3:
[08:30] It's not really that hard.

Speaker 2:
[08:31] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[08:31] I was on the Dean's List twice. So you tell me that's it.

Speaker 1:
[08:34] Folks, I mean, we're not a family that will brag, but what did you say? Say it a little louder.

Speaker 3:
[08:42] I was on the Dean's List twice.

Speaker 1:
[08:43] Dean's List twice. Yes.

Speaker 2:
[08:46] I was filming a hit show.

Speaker 1:
[08:47] Don't worry. You and I were in the same boat. We were busy trying to become stars.

Speaker 2:
[08:54] And it worked.

Speaker 3:
[08:54] I became a star and was on the Dean's List.

Speaker 2:
[08:57] Because we laid the foundation.

Speaker 1:
[08:58] We laid the foundation.

Speaker 3:
[09:00] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[09:02] You get no respect for the ones that you put in front of.

Speaker 2:
[09:04] I've never gotten any respect from anybody.

Speaker 3:
[09:06] You owe me a thank you. I kept this bitch running while you were locking me.

Speaker 1:
[09:09] Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[09:12] I kept Savannah's podcast going.

Speaker 1:
[09:14] Oh, here we go. Did I not?

Speaker 2:
[09:16] His numbers were pretty staggering at times.

Speaker 1:
[09:19] I love that. I didn't know that.

Speaker 2:
[09:22] I mean, it's second only to one person.

Speaker 1:
[09:27] And they all going to come in behind her.

Speaker 3:
[09:29] You hear that? Second only to one person.

Speaker 1:
[09:31] My mama is a star and she will let you know it too. So let's talk about some of the stuff on the show. You and Nanny was the dynamic duo.

Speaker 2:
[09:43] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[09:44] That the world loved and still loves. And, you know, Savannah had made a statement that everything on the show was scripted.

Speaker 2:
[09:54] It was.

Speaker 3:
[09:55] Most.

Speaker 1:
[09:55] Not everything, but.

Speaker 3:
[09:56] Well, look, not everything.

Speaker 2:
[09:57] The situations were scripted. What we said was not right.

Speaker 1:
[10:01] And a lot of that when you talk about situations being scripted, a lot of stuff we had already done that was that we had to recreate.

Speaker 2:
[10:08] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[10:09] So, you know, I wanted that was Savannah saying that I wanted to make sure that I cleared that up. But the relationship that you and mama have is unlike any that she has with her other grandchildren.

Speaker 2:
[10:23] You think so?

Speaker 1:
[10:24] I do. I do. Why do you think that is? I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[10:29] I mean, Nanny and I were, we were in the trenches together. We were sitting out there in that golf cart in 30 degree weather. Like, and let me tell you something, Nanny, take after take after take after take. We, I mean, I wrote, I wrote through it with her, so. And we just have a good time together. We both like to gamble.

Speaker 1:
[10:51] You both lie.

Speaker 2:
[10:53] No.

Speaker 1:
[10:53] You both lie.

Speaker 2:
[10:55] No.

Speaker 1:
[10:56] You gamble, you lie. You, yeah, you gamble and lie.

Speaker 2:
[11:02] No, we don't.

Speaker 3:
[11:03] I called her about the parlor one the other night. She about had a heart attack.

Speaker 2:
[11:06] Really?

Speaker 3:
[11:07] Why?

Speaker 2:
[11:08] I walked in.

Speaker 3:
[11:09] Seven picks.

Speaker 2:
[11:10] I walked in her bathroom and she had the bathroom door halfway open and she was sitting in the corner on the phone with a bookie, writing down, sitting on the toilet.

Speaker 3:
[11:22] She does that.

Speaker 2:
[11:23] But she wasn't using the bathroom, but she was sitting on the toilet and she had a phone up to her ear and she had a piece of paper and was writing out bits.

Speaker 3:
[11:31] She does that all the time. Where do you think she got them from?

Speaker 1:
[11:34] You need to stop giving her that shit.

Speaker 3:
[11:37] She asked me and I tell her who I think is going to win. Just because I saved my...

Speaker 2:
[11:47] I think that the show, like, it gave Nanny and I a very unique opportunity to spend a lot of time together.

Speaker 1:
[11:55] And you will be grateful for that.

Speaker 2:
[11:56] I already am, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[11:57] You'll be grateful for that. What is your relationship with Nanny Faye?

Speaker 3:
[12:03] It's good. I talk to her a few times every week. It's either about pics or she's just checking out, but mostly about pics.

Speaker 1:
[12:14] So you talk to your nanny. Most people call their nanny and say, Nanny, I didn't call you today because I knew you'd be in church.

Speaker 3:
[12:21] Me, Mama, and...

Speaker 2:
[12:23] She's at the baccarat table.

Speaker 3:
[12:25] Me, Mama, Nanny, us three, we went on a heater there for a minute during football season.

Speaker 2:
[12:30] You didn't give me the pics.

Speaker 3:
[12:33] Mama was doing the same thing I was, so as Nanny, we were all three winning.

Speaker 1:
[12:39] House of Thugs.

Speaker 3:
[12:40] I'd call Mama. She'd be at lunch. She goes, okay, I'm doing it right now.

Speaker 1:
[12:46] So what do you think one of the biggest moments for you on the show was?

Speaker 2:
[12:52] Biggest? I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[12:53] Because the show is still airing right now.

Speaker 2:
[12:55] Yeah. I don't know. The biggest moments? It's just so many years to think about. What do you mean by big?

Speaker 1:
[13:04] What was one of your favorite scenes on the show?

Speaker 3:
[13:07] I think one of the biggest was him throwing your laptop.

Speaker 2:
[13:10] That's what kind of... I paid the price for everyone to succeed. Bullshit.

Speaker 1:
[13:16] Don't forget about me in the code cam. If you had not been looking at porn and not been on the computer that you weren't supposed to have been on, it would have never gone over.

Speaker 2:
[13:21] Okay, let's clear that up. It was thrown in the water because I took it back after it had been taken away.

Speaker 1:
[13:30] But it was taken because you had been looking at porn. teentitties.com, let's not forget.

Speaker 2:
[13:37] It was a biology thing.

Speaker 1:
[13:39] Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 2:
[13:41] It was. So that was a big one. I think when we did the casino night for Nanny, that was pretty cool.

Speaker 1:
[13:54] Okay. You?

Speaker 2:
[13:57] Or traveling across the country with Nanny.

Speaker 3:
[14:00] No, that was fun. That was my favorite.

Speaker 2:
[14:02] Really?

Speaker 3:
[14:03] Yeah, going to London was my favorite.

Speaker 1:
[14:05] Going to London, she loved that. Yeah, London was great.

Speaker 3:
[14:08] Do y'all remember when we were filming in front of the Ferris wheel and I busted my ass walking down?

Speaker 1:
[14:14] Yes, I do.

Speaker 2:
[14:14] I didn't remember you falling.

Speaker 1:
[14:16] I do.

Speaker 3:
[14:16] We were walking away from it and I slipped and fell.

Speaker 2:
[14:22] What was your favorite moment?

Speaker 1:
[14:24] Probably the most impactful episode was when I took my mother back to the textile mail.

Speaker 2:
[14:31] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[14:32] That was probably one of my more impactful moments. That was emotionally one of the heaviest episodes for me.

Speaker 2:
[14:43] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[14:44] Outside of trying to teach y'all how to do math.

Speaker 2:
[14:47] Whatever.

Speaker 1:
[14:48] You know, the $10. That one. I think that was, I mean, we've had so many episodes.

Speaker 2:
[14:57] I know, over 200.

Speaker 1:
[14:59] Yeah. I mean, so, way more than that.

Speaker 2:
[15:02] It's hard to kind of dial in where and what.

Speaker 1:
[15:06] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[15:07] Because I'm sure there's things that I'm not thinking of or forgetting, but.

Speaker 1:
[15:11] It's, you know, I look at it now and I'm like, it's such an amazing, really alive photo album.

Speaker 2:
[15:21] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:21] For my grandchildren, for all of us. So, I'm grateful for that. Do you regret doing the shows?

Speaker 2:
[15:32] No. Do you? Do you?

Speaker 1:
[15:36] No, I don't regret doing them. I do regret giving so much access away. I do regret that, but I don't regret doing the show because I think that Chrisley Knows Best is a wonderful show. And like I said, it's still airing right now. So, I think it's a wonderful show, but I think that the shows that we're working on now capture where we are in our lives right now.

Speaker 2:
[16:07] Yeah. And I think we're at a point in our lives where we're not afraid to be authentic on camera.

Speaker 1:
[16:12] Right. Right. And if you go back and look at the episodes from season one to, you know, towards the end, you could see the growth that was there. But I think you could also see how exhausted everyone was.

Speaker 2:
[16:28] Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1:
[16:29] Because we were doing 26 episodes. We were doing 26 episodes a season, then jumping from that into growing up Chrisley doing eight episodes. So, and you know, there's only so many weeks in the year. Yeah. And so I think that we...

Speaker 2:
[16:47] I'll take that.

Speaker 1:
[16:49] I would never do that again.

Speaker 2:
[16:50] Really?

Speaker 1:
[16:51] No, I don't have that desire to do all that. I am at a very good, solid place in my life right now. I have peace. I like being able to do what I want to do, and I'm not tied down to a strict production schedule like that anymore. I like controlling the projects that we're doing, and we'll film them when we film them.

Speaker 2:
[17:14] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:15] I like that, and I like working on all my other stuff that I'm working on.

Speaker 2:
[17:18] If the offer was presented for Chrisley Knows Best to come back, would you do it?

Speaker 3:
[17:23] They'd pay enough.

Speaker 1:
[17:25] Probably, it wouldn't matter to me. Probably not. That's the phase of my life that's over. Now, am I finished with television and creating content? But to do that same show again, no. There's been too much to happen in my life.

Speaker 2:
[17:45] But would you do it if it was different from the aspect of like, you could show those things that you're going through or have gone through?

Speaker 1:
[17:53] If I could be 100 percent authentic and honest, which is the shows that I'm creating right now with us. If I have that true authenticity, then yes. But I'm not dressing up in costumes.

Speaker 2:
[18:08] Yeah, that's a part of the show that I didn't like.

Speaker 1:
[18:10] Yeah, I'm not doing all that.

Speaker 2:
[18:12] But looking back on it now, it made sense.

Speaker 1:
[18:15] Well, yeah, it always made sense. You have to give credit to the crew that we had. Because our crew was with us literally from day one. We maintained 80 percent of our crew.

Speaker 2:
[18:25] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[18:26] And we had some great show runners. We had a couple that were not so great, but they only stayed one season. But for the most part, we had some great show runners. And we had a great production team. And they became like family. And I mean, I still stay in touch with a lot of them. They reach out to me and I text back and forth and we talk. I love Angel. Angel is always going to be someone that's in our life. And, you know, Aisha.

Speaker 2:
[19:01] I love Aisha.

Speaker 1:
[19:01] I know you do. There's just so many people. Brian, Jason, Joseph. There's just really, I love just about everyone that was on our show. Because if I didn't love them, they wouldn't have been there. So I love that we had a great show that still does very well in the ratings and in the reruns and what have you. So I'm grateful for that, but I'm more excited about what's coming, not what we've already done.

Speaker 3:
[19:30] I feel like what a lot of people don't realize is that like, we hung out with the crew.

Speaker 1:
[19:35] Right.

Speaker 2:
[19:36] Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3:
[19:36] Like I ate lunch every day with the crew. I sat down in the middle of them.

Speaker 1:
[19:39] But you were taught that from the first episode. Because I don't know if you remember, production doesn't really run that way. You have the talent that's eating in one area and the production team eats somewhere else. And do you remember that day when that first lunch was downstairs at Heatherwood Court and they had the crew set up down there and they brought our food upstairs? And I said, no, we don't do that. We will eat with everyone that works. And I think that that created a bind with all of this.

Speaker 3:
[20:11] I went to Grizzly's Games with Mike.

Speaker 1:
[20:14] Well, Mike was kind of your person.

Speaker 3:
[20:16] We would drive down to Memphis and go to Grizzly's Games.

Speaker 1:
[20:19] Yeah, Mike was kind of your person. So, you know, we had a great crew and I hope that this stuff coming up, that we're going to have a good crew in the areas that we're filming. But we won't have that solid relationship about what we built that took 12 years to build. So we have to start over with that. So, I'm not, I don't really have a whole lot of regrets in my life, other than it went by too, it went by really fast. I don't think that I never, I don't think I ever thought, because when you're in that moment, you're like, oh my God, can this day be over?

Speaker 3:
[21:00] I've realized that.

Speaker 1:
[21:01] And then you realize the day's over.

Speaker 3:
[21:04] It's like I was thinking the other day. Like, I remember when I first moved into school, and now I'm about to be in the second semester of my sophomore year. I've already been there two years.

Speaker 1:
[21:16] That's right. That's what God says when He does, you know, God doesn't promise you tomorrow.

Speaker 2:
[21:20] I don't think I appreciated the opportunity as much as I do now, because...

Speaker 3:
[21:26] I don't think any of us did.

Speaker 2:
[21:27] No, but I mean, obviously, like, learning something the hard way and losing an opportunity, it makes you think back on it. So, I mean, all the days that I was complaining or wanting it to be over...

Speaker 3:
[21:41] I had... I've talked to him multiple times to where I was like, I used to hate it. And then Saul, I was getting paid and I was like, it's too bad anymore.

Speaker 1:
[21:51] The show was... had so many wonderful moments. I mean, and it also revealed a lot, you know, like that you were a pathological liar at a very young age. Because y'all made him lie.

Speaker 2:
[22:05] He never lied successfully.

Speaker 3:
[22:06] You know something funny that Cher didn't catch? One time, Chase and Savannah sat in the kitchen, tried to get me to drink hot sauce.

Speaker 2:
[22:14] I don't recall that.

Speaker 3:
[22:15] You told me it's what professional basketball players drink.

Speaker 1:
[22:20] Such an evil piece of shit.

Speaker 3:
[22:24] Mama saved me. Right before I did it, Mama walked in the kitchen.

Speaker 1:
[22:34] You poor mama. Bless her heart.

Speaker 2:
[22:37] Grayson was having, we tried to get him to cover. He wasn't very good at it.

Speaker 1:
[22:42] You've gotten better.

Speaker 3:
[22:42] Remember that one time I drew on a Sharpie or I was writing on some notepad he had in his office with a Sharpie and it bled through on his desk?

Speaker 1:
[22:50] On the desk.

Speaker 3:
[22:51] It ruined his desk.

Speaker 1:
[22:53] I remember and they weren't going to take no heat for that because they knew that I wasn't going to spank you.

Speaker 2:
[22:59] Yeah, I thought he was going to be pissed. That goes back to how different the parents were.

Speaker 3:
[23:01] No, I thought he was going to be pissed. Then he got home and he went mad.

Speaker 1:
[23:05] Well, because I looked at you. And then I think about all of you.

Speaker 2:
[23:09] And then if he would have looked at me, my head would have been to the drywall.

Speaker 1:
[23:12] Oh my God. Stop saying that shit. You make people think it.

Speaker 3:
[23:16] He knew it was an accident.

Speaker 1:
[23:19] Don't do it. I look back on so many of these like not episodes, but clips that keep popping up in Instagram. And you are like the one that's been popping up the most now is you're taking your belt off in the back seat of your mom's car.

Speaker 2:
[23:37] Going to Hooters.

Speaker 1:
[23:38] Going to Hooters.

Speaker 3:
[23:39] The one of me and the car of my mom. One time dad got in a fight at a hotel.

Speaker 2:
[23:45] What?

Speaker 3:
[23:48] We were by the pool, dad. It was just dad and I by the pool. And he got in a fight with this guy by the pool. You remember that?

Speaker 2:
[23:57] Did you beat his ass?

Speaker 3:
[23:59] Dad jumped up in his face. He said, I will fucking kill you.

Speaker 1:
[24:02] And how did you even know about Hooters?

Speaker 2:
[24:06] No, no, no. That wasn't me.

Speaker 3:
[24:08] No, it wasn't you.

Speaker 1:
[24:10] The thing is you could have set a good example.

Speaker 3:
[24:13] Chase, you had me listening to like TI and Jeezy and.

Speaker 2:
[24:17] I was educating you.

Speaker 3:
[24:18] Waka Flocka and Gucci. I was like.

Speaker 1:
[24:22] And between that and Savannah having you up in the bed with her at three years old watching every episode of Sex and the City.

Speaker 3:
[24:28] You know what I was thinking about that?

Speaker 2:
[24:29] That's where the dysfunctional behavior comes from.

Speaker 3:
[24:32] That's how little it takes to make you happy when you're younger.

Speaker 1:
[24:37] Right?

Speaker 2:
[24:38] Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3:
[24:40] When I was in school, when all of us were at GAC, I'd get so excited if I saw one of them walking around during school.

Speaker 2:
[24:48] And now you ignore my text.

Speaker 3:
[24:50] The Savannah would come up. You remember that playground area? Savannah would come up to the fence after class and I'd run up to the fence during recess and sit there and talk. And then she'd bring me Chick-fil-A and throw it over the fence and I'd eat it during recess.

Speaker 2:
[25:06] Breaking rules.

Speaker 1:
[25:07] Breaking rules. And then now, because y'all went to Greater Atlanta Christian and then here now she's fighting with their sister, Skoll Lipscomb, over all the stuff that's going on there. Talk about how lives just keep turning.

Speaker 2:
[25:24] Full circle.

Speaker 1:
[25:25] I mean, it's insane. And I think one of the guys that's the headmaster here at Lipscomb, he was there at Greater Atlanta Christian.

Speaker 3:
[25:33] He was the one I had, though. He wasn't yours.

Speaker 2:
[25:37] Good, because the one I had was not charming.

Speaker 1:
[25:40] No, because you was constantly in there. You wasn't charming.

Speaker 3:
[25:44] I just always got in trouble because I went and took my shirt in and I wouldn't wear a belt.

Speaker 1:
[25:48] Well, this one right here would not wear a belt either.

Speaker 2:
[25:51] That was one time.

Speaker 3:
[25:52] Mom and I always forgot it.

Speaker 2:
[25:54] That was one time. And that was a totally different school.

Speaker 1:
[25:58] Either way, you still had roles. Wear the damn belt.

Speaker 3:
[26:03] You know how many times I went to the office and called mom?

Speaker 2:
[26:05] You know how many times the office called mom on me?

Speaker 3:
[26:08] I used to fake the insects. I would go to the office and call mom. I would pick me up.

Speaker 1:
[26:12] Why?

Speaker 3:
[26:13] Tell her I wouldn't be there. She'd come get me.

Speaker 1:
[26:17] Good. All this money that was paid on for tuition.

Speaker 3:
[26:22] Don't start. Because when you were in charge of taking me to school, you said, I don't know if you go or not.

Speaker 1:
[26:27] Well, it just depended on if I was in the mood.

Speaker 3:
[26:29] It'd be 11 o'clock and I still wasn't there.

Speaker 1:
[26:33] I didn't see you complaining.

Speaker 2:
[26:34] I was there 7 o'clock.

Speaker 1:
[26:37] If you was there at 7 o'clock, your mama took you because I didn't. 7 o'clock is not seeing me in no car pole line. So, let me ask you, what do you see this next round of television looking like for you?

Speaker 2:
[26:54] Very authentic and real and hopefully it can help people.

Speaker 1:
[26:59] You?

Speaker 3:
[27:01] Pretty much the same thing he said. I think it's going to be a lot more real.

Speaker 2:
[27:06] I'm fine with it not being real.

Speaker 1:
[27:11] I want it to be real.

Speaker 2:
[27:12] I'm fine with going back to scripted work. I love that. It's easy.

Speaker 1:
[27:18] I'm good. I want it to be authentic. I want.

Speaker 2:
[27:23] I think there has to be a mixture of both.

Speaker 3:
[27:24] Yeah. That's how I was about to say that. I think a mixture of both is the perfect balance.

Speaker 1:
[27:32] Do you think that you should go on like The Bachelor?

Speaker 2:
[27:36] No.

Speaker 1:
[27:36] You don't?

Speaker 2:
[27:37] No. Definitely not.

Speaker 1:
[27:40] I think that would be a good show for you to go on.

Speaker 2:
[27:42] I don't think it would be a good show. Why? I just don't think that would be a good idea.

Speaker 1:
[27:50] Would you ever go on a show like The Bachelor? You wouldn't? Why would you not?

Speaker 3:
[27:54] I think it's stupid.

Speaker 1:
[27:56] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[27:58] I just don't think that that's...

Speaker 3:
[27:59] Why would I go on a show to go on a date?

Speaker 2:
[28:00] What relationship? Yeah. Yeah, I don't need that to find a woman. But how many of those relationships really work?

Speaker 1:
[28:09] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[28:09] Not very many.

Speaker 1:
[28:11] I keep getting all these messages of people saying that I need to go on this show, Traitor. Have you ever watched it?

Speaker 2:
[28:18] Have you? What is it?

Speaker 1:
[28:20] I don't know. I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 2:
[28:23] What's it called?

Speaker 1:
[28:23] Traitor.

Speaker 3:
[28:25] You know, I was watching The Night of the Dead. I was watching Vice Principals, The Other Day.

Speaker 1:
[28:30] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[28:30] Didn't they offer you...

Speaker 1:
[28:31] I was offered a spot to do that.

Speaker 3:
[28:33] You would have been so...

Speaker 2:
[28:34] That's my dream.

Speaker 3:
[28:35] He would have been so...

Speaker 2:
[28:36] My dream is to work with Danny McBride.

Speaker 1:
[28:38] I love him.

Speaker 3:
[28:39] Do you know how funny he would have been in that?

Speaker 2:
[28:41] So funny.

Speaker 1:
[28:42] So, you know, I'm getting... We're getting ready to start filming some of this content. Um, and I'm going to be working with you first. So, I've prayed about that, that you can be professional.

Speaker 2:
[28:57] What are you talking about? I'm very professional.

Speaker 1:
[28:59] That you can be funny and that...

Speaker 3:
[29:04] Funny is not going to be this.

Speaker 1:
[29:05] That you step out of my shadow and can kind of stand on your own. And then that would be a good thing.

Speaker 2:
[29:14] Bitch, I'm funnier than you. I make you funnier.

Speaker 1:
[29:22] Well, okay. That's okay.

Speaker 2:
[29:24] Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's true. It's true, bitch. Sit down. I should have been able to claim them on my damn taxes for all the work I put in.

Speaker 1:
[29:35] What are you looking forward to when I fly you out to fam?

Speaker 3:
[29:42] To be honest, getting paid.

Speaker 2:
[29:45] But some things are more important than money.

Speaker 1:
[29:48] Look at it as an investment into your work that's going to be there forever.

Speaker 3:
[29:52] In my eyes, we gave so much and never focused on how we were benefiting from it. We just focused on how much we gave.

Speaker 2:
[30:00] No, dad definitely took all my money. I got fucking Macaulay Culkin.

Speaker 3:
[30:05] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[30:06] I got Macaulay Culkin hard.

Speaker 1:
[30:08] You are so stupid. You all made the exact same thing.

Speaker 2:
[30:15] That's highway robbery right there.

Speaker 1:
[30:18] Why do you say that?

Speaker 2:
[30:19] Because I was in more scenes, had to coach Nanny through everything, had to make you funnier, had to make the punchline of every joke funny. That's okay.

Speaker 1:
[30:29] We were paid very well for what we did. Very well.

Speaker 3:
[30:33] And anybody who was Macaulay Culkin, it was me.

Speaker 1:
[30:35] Oh, my God. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Speaker 2:
[30:41] Chrisley, your money is still making money.

Speaker 1:
[30:43] Exactly. You've never even touched a dollar of your money.

Speaker 2:
[30:49] Let me touch it. Just the tip.

Speaker 1:
[30:55] So I want you to be excited about the projects. I want you to...

Speaker 2:
[30:59] But Grayson, that's not something that Grayson... Grayson doesn't love being on camera.

Speaker 1:
[31:04] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[31:05] Well, then I don't think he knows.

Speaker 3:
[31:05] No, I'm saying I'll do it. I can't be excited about the projects when I don't know what the fucking projects are. I don't know what any of them are.

Speaker 2:
[31:13] Whoa, calm down there. Geez.

Speaker 3:
[31:18] No, I can't be excited when I don't even know what we're filming.

Speaker 2:
[31:22] Damn, I don't either, but I'm excited.

Speaker 1:
[31:23] You do know yours is the cooking thing.

Speaker 2:
[31:26] You mean the food?

Speaker 1:
[31:27] The food thing, yeah. Travelling food thing.

Speaker 3:
[31:29] You gave him a food show?

Speaker 2:
[31:31] Bitch, I came up with it. You rat bitch.

Speaker 3:
[31:33] I'm not shocked.

Speaker 2:
[31:37] I can't wait. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna have to leave a letter telling everyone whose fault it was.

Speaker 3:
[31:45] I feel like you and I will be highlighted in that.

Speaker 1:
[31:47] Highlighted in what?

Speaker 3:
[31:48] In that letter.

Speaker 2:
[31:51] What gave that away? I just basically said that.

Speaker 1:
[31:56] So are you, so then, well, clearly, you know, he's very monotone, so he's not going to be involved in, you know, get excited. He just wants to get a check.

Speaker 3:
[32:04] No, I will get excited. What do you, would it? I'm going to use your own words against you.

Speaker 1:
[32:09] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[32:11] You show up and get your check and don't pay any more attention about it. That's what you always told me. You show up and get your check. That's what we're doing this for.

Speaker 1:
[32:18] That's right. That's what I'm doing it for.

Speaker 3:
[32:19] I'm going to show up and get my check.

Speaker 1:
[32:21] But we just said that this is going to be different.

Speaker 2:
[32:22] But where does this replace in our lives? Before we were-

Speaker 1:
[32:25] This, we don't have to, we don't have to show up unless we want to. Now we show up, we create content that matters to us and that's going to matter to other families and that's going to have a helpful benefit to it.

Speaker 3:
[32:39] Yeah. No, I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[32:42] You're going to have to fly though.

Speaker 1:
[32:43] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[32:45] That's fine. I'm not paying for it. He is.

Speaker 2:
[32:48] I'm just saying, bitch. I'm excited about it.

Speaker 1:
[32:53] I am too. I actually am very excited about it because we're going to go to this one lady who is how old? 80 something? 90 years old and not to give a whole lot of stuff away here, but she's 90 years old and she gets up every morning at 4 a.m. and she barbecues all morning long and the line is like out the door, down the street, round the corner and all the way up the other street. So I'm looking forward to going there and filming that. I think that's going to be fun. And then I think that some of the other places in the country that we're traveling to is going to be fun. I think that the thing that I worry the most about is that I'm not a adventurous eater.

Speaker 2:
[33:43] I know, but I think this is an opportunity for you to like step outside your comfort zone and you're definitely going to find some stuff that you like that you didn't know about before.

Speaker 1:
[33:52] Yeah, but I'm not interested in eating no animals. That's that I don't want to do. I don't care about all that. I'll do.

Speaker 2:
[33:58] What do you mean? That's food. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[33:59] But I mean, you know, all that shit that y'all do with alligators and stuff like that, I'm not doing that. It tastes like the only time I want to see an alligator is on a piece of luggage.

Speaker 2:
[34:09] How do you think they get to luggage?

Speaker 1:
[34:12] Huh?

Speaker 2:
[34:12] In a morph into luggage, you have to know.

Speaker 1:
[34:14] I'm saying the only thing I care about alligators is if it's luggage.

Speaker 2:
[34:17] OK, well, how do you think that you get there?

Speaker 1:
[34:19] Well, they kill them.

Speaker 2:
[34:21] OK.

Speaker 1:
[34:21] So but I don't want to eat them.

Speaker 2:
[34:22] We're going to put that work in.

Speaker 1:
[34:24] I'm not going to kill anybody.

Speaker 3:
[34:25] You can serve two purposes. You kill them, you get the stuff for the luggage.

Speaker 1:
[34:29] No, because you've already shot some stuff with Terrence and promised him a handbag and y'all killed all the alligators and you didn't give him a handbag.

Speaker 2:
[34:37] That wasn't on me, bitch. I ain't got my stuff either.

Speaker 1:
[34:43] Then that is on you because you set it up. So that I'm a little nervous about. I'm not getting at anything that's got snakes or that's going to be close to having a snake around. I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2:
[34:57] You wouldn't go and catch some snakes?

Speaker 1:
[34:59] Chase, shut up. You already know the answer to that.

Speaker 2:
[35:02] We should bring back the Simple Life and kind of mix the Simple Life and Dirty Jobs together and you and I should do that as a show. That would crush it.

Speaker 1:
[35:12] What's Dirty Jobs?

Speaker 2:
[35:13] It's jobs that no one wants to do.

Speaker 1:
[35:16] Like Raising Y'all.

Speaker 2:
[35:19] You made it clear you did not want to do that.

Speaker 1:
[35:21] That's a lie. I did want to do it, but it was a Dirty Job.

Speaker 2:
[35:24] We should do that. Like the Simple Life. Would that not be hilarious? Me and my dad doing the Simple Life with Paris Hilton. And they go and they do all these jobs like they have to like normal jobs that suck. You and I are going to do that.

Speaker 1:
[35:40] It reminds me of my teenage years.

Speaker 2:
[35:43] You know how funny that would be? All right, let's take a poll. We'll take a poll. If you think that we should recreate the Simple Life with me and my dad. You need to vote.

Speaker 1:
[35:54] What kind of show would you want to do if it was just me and you?

Speaker 2:
[35:58] Lorne O.

Speaker 1:
[35:59] What's that?

Speaker 2:
[36:00] Light porn, dickstays and pants.

Speaker 1:
[36:02] What? What's it called?

Speaker 2:
[36:06] Lorne O.

Speaker 1:
[36:08] This is the craziest shit. What would you want to do?

Speaker 3:
[36:13] I don't really know.

Speaker 2:
[36:14] He doesn't like television. How many times do I have to tell you that?

Speaker 3:
[36:17] I've never said I don't like it. I didn't like some of the things that came with it. But I don't know. Well, I usually leave the coming up to shows to you.

Speaker 2:
[36:30] Well, they're mostly my ideas and he steals them.

Speaker 1:
[36:34] Oh, my God. Shut up.

Speaker 3:
[36:35] I leave the coming up to shows to you.

Speaker 1:
[36:37] OK.

Speaker 3:
[36:38] Then I just show up.

Speaker 1:
[36:41] So then you want to do the what is it?

Speaker 2:
[36:44] The Simple Life and Dirty Jobs kind of mix. I think you and I should do that. It would be huge. That would be so funny.

Speaker 1:
[36:51] That sounds a little nasty.

Speaker 2:
[36:53] It's definitely going to be nasty, but it's worth it.

Speaker 3:
[36:55] Can you imagine if we recreated Schitt's Creek, but like after all the shit happened? That would be hilarious.

Speaker 2:
[37:00] Grayson is too accurate to life.

Speaker 1:
[37:02] That's the point. We have to sell not buy shit.

Speaker 2:
[37:05] I know, but thank God.

Speaker 1:
[37:09] Maura went out of that mansion with all her jewels and shit on.

Speaker 2:
[37:15] She passed away.

Speaker 1:
[37:17] I know, isn't that bad? It's so sad.

Speaker 2:
[37:19] Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1:
[37:21] Because I literally started watching Schitt's Creek.

Speaker 2:
[37:23] I did too. It's so funny.

Speaker 1:
[37:25] And I laughed so much because you were so the sign.

Speaker 2:
[37:28] I'm not gay.

Speaker 1:
[37:30] Well.

Speaker 2:
[37:32] I'm not gay. There's nothing gay about me.

Speaker 1:
[37:39] I just because you really are the one, though, that to go in a place like that, you'd be like, we're not doing this. I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 2:
[37:51] Yeah, I wouldn't choose to.

Speaker 1:
[37:52] Yeah. And Savannah was the one would be the daughter, literally, where she's always trying to, when she booked the flight to get out of there, she was going with her boyfriend. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[38:03] And then the mom goes, oh, you self, I wish duplicitous whore.

Speaker 1:
[38:09] He can remember everything about any line that has ever been said, he remembers it. But the brother said, it was such like a moment from you. Oh, so you were going to leave and you were not going to invite me. You were going to leave me here.

Speaker 2:
[38:27] Which she does.

Speaker 1:
[38:29] So Savannah was working, Savannah and that show was working the angle for the private plane to get her out of there. You were standing there waiting on her to offer you a ride.

Speaker 2:
[38:40] Yeah, I never got it.

Speaker 1:
[38:40] I need for you to now be the one to come up with the plan.

Speaker 2:
[38:45] I'm getting on the plane and I'm leaving you all.

Speaker 1:
[38:49] How would you feel if we had to live in a hotel, in a rundown old hotel, on the side of the road, in a small town where there was nothing, I mean, literally just like Shits Creek?

Speaker 3:
[39:05] I mean, I wouldn't want to, but...

Speaker 1:
[39:08] You could do it.

Speaker 3:
[39:09] Yeah, I could do it.

Speaker 2:
[39:11] Grayson can hit a parlay from anywhere.

Speaker 3:
[39:13] Yeah. As long as I'm in the United States, I'm fine.

Speaker 1:
[39:17] I saw where your guy, the pizza guy, that does the sports thing.

Speaker 3:
[39:23] Dave Portnoy.

Speaker 1:
[39:24] Dave Portnoy. I saw where he was fighting with Eric Swalwell.

Speaker 2:
[39:30] Who's that?

Speaker 1:
[39:31] Fang Fang. He screwed Fang Fang.

Speaker 2:
[39:33] I don't know who Fang Fang is.

Speaker 1:
[39:35] He's a member of Congress. And he was...

Speaker 3:
[39:40] Dave Portnoy fights with them all the time.

Speaker 1:
[39:41] Well, okay. I liked what he said to him. I liked what he said to him. So, just random thought because I had just seen that because you're always into sports. But I'm going to think about this. What is it? Simple Life?

Speaker 2:
[39:59] Simple Life and Dirty Jobs mixed.

Speaker 1:
[40:01] But you're going to do the work.

Speaker 2:
[40:03] You are too. We both do it.

Speaker 1:
[40:05] Well, you know, there's certain things that I can't do because I'll throw up.

Speaker 2:
[40:08] Well, you'll throw up on camera.

Speaker 1:
[40:10] No, that would be the rudest thing.

Speaker 2:
[40:12] Well, you're going to do it and I don't care.

Speaker 1:
[40:16] Do you want to be a part of our Simple Life?

Speaker 2:
[40:18] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[40:19] So, you want to do a show that's like...

Speaker 2:
[40:22] Me and you, Dirty Jobs, Simple Life, mixed. Like, one day we'll go work at, we'll be employees in like a fast food restaurant. One day, we'll, I don't know, we'll go do a bunch of different stuff. And I think that would be hilarious.

Speaker 1:
[40:36] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[40:37] You don't want to do it, do you?

Speaker 1:
[40:38] You don't want to do it.

Speaker 3:
[40:38] No, I will.

Speaker 1:
[40:39] You will do it.

Speaker 3:
[40:40] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[40:41] Okay. All right. Well, then work with me on creating it.

Speaker 2:
[40:45] That's another show. I just created it. You're welcome.

Speaker 1:
[40:47] Well, actually, you said somebody else had already done this.

Speaker 2:
[40:50] All right. Wrap this up.

Speaker 1:
[40:53] Well, with that being said, we'll get back to you on whether or not we're going to do the Dirty Life or whatever it's called, Simple Life, Dirty Life, or what is it?

Speaker 2:
[41:01] Simple Dirty Life.

Speaker 1:
[41:02] Simple Dirty Life. Yeah. We'll let you know if that's going to happen. So well, until next week, folks, good luck and God bless.