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Speaker 1:
[00:00] My name is Mackenzie, and I started a GoFundMe for the adoptive mother of a non-verbal autistic child. The mother had lost her job because she wasn't able to find adequate care for this autistic child. So she really needed some help with living expenses, paying some back bills. So I launched a GoFundMe to help support them during this crisis. And we raised about $10,000 within just a couple of months. I think that the surprising thing was by telling a clear story and just like really being very clear about what we needed. We had some really generous donations from people who were really moved by the situation that this family was struggling with.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[01:00] Oh, honey, there's nothing like a little goss to start the weekend off right.
Speaker 4:
[01:04] Honey, we have got season 18 finale tease. New movies coming out to the big screen.
Speaker 3:
[01:11] And RuPaul will just not let them rest. All Stars 11 is coming in a few weeks and we're talking about the girls, the girls, the girls.
Speaker 4:
[01:19] Plus a very special tip spot for Maebe A. Girl to talk about upcoming California elections.
Speaker 3:
[01:26] And let me tell you, this cave is chock full of quandaries, questions and queries. So we're diving in all those cues for you. And cock.
Speaker 4:
[01:34] I just can't wait any longer. Let's get this goss going.
Speaker 3:
[02:10] Take it out.
Speaker 4:
[02:12] Oh, I'll leave it right there.
Speaker 3:
[02:14] No, take it out!
Speaker 5:
[02:16] Don't move, don't move, don't move. Welcome back.
Speaker 3:
[02:19] Roll with me, rock with me, lean with me, cock with me.
Speaker 5:
[02:23] Welcome back.
Speaker 4:
[02:24] Welcome back for another steaming, piping, scalding, serving of Hot Goss.
Speaker 5:
[02:32] Hot Goss!
Speaker 4:
[02:34] This, of course, is our weekly chat show where we talk about events in our lives, gossip and politics, and take a deep dive into the DMs. So, let's go ahead and get into some hot goss. Love that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5:
[02:53] Lady Turquoise. Baby Jane Doe.
Speaker 4:
[02:58] She's looking good. Taking formula well. Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:
[03:01] She's off the tit. She's off the tit already.
Speaker 4:
[03:05] Somebody go check on Baby Jane Doe. She's so good. Her Pittsburgh accent is so... The Pittsburgh accent is so like hard to me. And I lived there for many years of my life.
Speaker 3:
[03:20] Girl, you're so funny.
Speaker 4:
[03:22] It's a very hard accent, but she does it really, really perfect.
Speaker 3:
[03:26] Who are we talking about?
Speaker 4:
[03:28] Nurse Dana from the pit. Baby Jane Doe.
Speaker 1:
[03:30] Do you like that sound?
Speaker 3:
[03:32] Got it. I need to check out this pit. You keep talking about it, but... I'm behind on my television.
Speaker 4:
[03:41] You must not have a television. Don't do it. Is the ceiling uncomfortable? I said it. You need to do like an exorcist or like a ghost video. There's like a ghost on the ceiling and you're like, is the ceiling comfortable? It's just you, blithely unbothered by a ghost.
Speaker 3:
[04:12] Molly, I'm not in any danger, darling. Before we start, I have a brilliant pitch to the world. I know that there are big wigs who listen to my podcast that love our podcast.
Speaker 4:
[04:27] Hair witch?
Speaker 3:
[04:28] Not the hair witch. But I recently met somebody and they were expressing they were a fan of the pod. I know they listen, so this is for them. I'm pitching you a movie because I know you're in the business of making stuff. It is the Lady Pacman biopic starring Candy Muse.
Speaker 4:
[04:48] In what?
Speaker 3:
[04:50] Lady Pacman. She's not just Pacman's wife. She has a story, she has a name, and I think she has a vehicle for Candy Muse. This would be a starring turn like Oscars, Golden Globes, definitely like Cannes Golden Lions.
Speaker 4:
[05:07] Sure. In a world where cinema is so fractured, it's so broken, the system is so broken. I think that a major motion picture cinematic event like this could save us.
Speaker 3:
[05:23] Candy Muse as a big ball of sunshine, chewing through the scenery as she does when she's simply breathing. This would be for me, something I would go to the cinema for. Like open up the arc light again, baby. Fuck the Grove. We got to go big and round.
Speaker 4:
[05:40] We need the cinema dome.
Speaker 3:
[05:41] We need more Muses. And we get Ajah in there. We get Tsunami in there.
Speaker 4:
[05:47] We do.
Speaker 3:
[05:48] We get them all. All of them. Assemble them. Assemble the Muses.
Speaker 4:
[05:52] Would it be motion capture, you know, CGI, like sort of avatar to get the sort of emotion on Ms. Pacman?
Speaker 3:
[06:04] It would be practical. Plus, we can't put that many dots on Candy that many days.
Speaker 4:
[06:08] Do we green screen her body out? Because she's just ahead. Ms. Pacman is just ahead.
Speaker 3:
[06:16] What I think we do, do you remember a little face in Dick Tracy? He had a little face on a giant head.
Speaker 4:
[06:23] I do kind of remember this.
Speaker 3:
[06:24] So that's what it's going to be. We're going to take prosthetics from basically her cheekbone down to her ankle, and it's going to be round. But it could be like a Yoshi Yamamoto, like pleated fin suit where she just looks round. You know what I mean? So she's not carrying all that. It's still fashion. It's still mute.
Speaker 4:
[06:41] Iris Van Herpen.
Speaker 3:
[06:43] Iris Van Herpen. Like yellow pleated, daffodil, laser cut, eyelet, two print metallic chiffon. Like we're going to do it up big for candy. And you know what? We're going to do a pop tart collab too, because now they have double stuffed pop tarts, and we'll get one filled with like a lemon filling, or maybe like with a horchata icing for like very muse, very island.
Speaker 4:
[07:11] Who's going to play Pacman, Jack Nicholson?
Speaker 3:
[07:14] I think that would be great.
Speaker 4:
[07:16] Maybe he's too old for her. Maybe there's different eras, like we have young Ms. Pacman, when she wasn't Ms. Pacman.
Speaker 3:
[07:30] We'll get Meg Salter to play her as a child. This is perfect casting, and I think I'm in my producer era. I think we should both do this. Yeah, this could be good. We could get a honey wagon.
Speaker 4:
[07:45] I'd love to circle back on this in the new year.
Speaker 3:
[07:48] Uh-huh.
Speaker 4:
[07:49] Yep.
Speaker 3:
[07:49] Thank you.
Speaker 4:
[07:50] I'd love to just have a seat at the table, jump on a call. Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:
[07:56] Yes, let's do it.
Speaker 4:
[07:57] Spring summer.
Speaker 3:
[07:58] Let's make this happen. Michael, I'm talking to you. This is a mic check, Michael.
Speaker 1:
[08:02] Yes.
Speaker 3:
[08:04] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[08:04] Now, you are finally back on the pod. Well, you were here last week.
Speaker 3:
[08:13] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[08:14] We've been saying you were getting a BBL in France. So, can't wait to see you back on screen.
Speaker 3:
[08:22] I see you were checking out my movements at Charles de Gaulle Airport. In Gay Paris. We touched down. I swear I could smell Gigi Goode lurking around. I was like, girl, I know you're here.
Speaker 4:
[08:38] And missfame.
Speaker 3:
[08:39] And Missfame. And missfaming about. No clips in her hair.
Speaker 4:
[08:44] You missed the Season 18 finale. No spoilers, but Didi Fuego came back and won the whole thing. I told you. You owe me $5.
Speaker 3:
[08:54] I have an idea. What if Naomi Smalls paints Mandy Mango and paints her?
Speaker 4:
[09:01] Please, always. Let's do it.
Speaker 3:
[09:05] I think we should do like, you know, company sponsored makeovers. Like, hey girl, we love you.
Speaker 4:
[09:10] I'll paint you, then you'll paint me, and then she'll paint her.
Speaker 3:
[09:17] Oh, Cannon. Cannon, you said, I'm not going out like this. No, give me a sponge. Do you have something to exfoliate with immediately? Courtney did you so dirty with that makeup.
Speaker 4:
[09:29] Girl, Mikey Meeks took the crown. Congratulations to the newest queen. Who got the keys to the kingdom? Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Speaker 3:
[09:40] Can I tell you?
Speaker 4:
[09:41] She won.
Speaker 3:
[09:42] I've been staying off social media, and I still haven't seen it. I knew she won though.
Speaker 4:
[09:49] Ginger's name was on the check though.
Speaker 3:
[09:51] I heard Ginger's name was on the Cash App.
Speaker 4:
[09:56] It was on the Oil of Olay Miss Congeniality prize.
Speaker 3:
[10:01] Damn. I know who got Congeniality, and I know that one of the girls won, but Vita Vanti's star wore that gown, and that is all I've seen. I haven't even seen Rue's finale look. I've only seen Vita's.
Speaker 4:
[10:17] Vita, Vita, Vita.
Speaker 3:
[10:18] Vita, Vita, Vita. The one.
Speaker 4:
[10:21] Vitaver. Vitaver. Absolutely. She was the top Salute of the Week, and we both chose her, and so she got a fabulous prize.
Speaker 3:
[10:31] Salute, Tiana, honey. She brought that so severely and so hard. I know other girls were there, and congrats. That's awesome. But Vita did that.
Speaker 4:
[10:42] The fans of RuPaul's Drag Race don't have any chill, and so they've already started talking about Season 19. Apparently, there's rumors and whispers in the willows that a Trump-supporting drag queen is rumored to be on the cast for Season 19.
Speaker 3:
[11:03] And how dare she do this slicked-back ponytail with this mannish hairline? Girl, get some color spray or...
Speaker 4:
[11:10] She looks like Heather Gay.
Speaker 3:
[11:13] I don't...
Speaker 4:
[11:14] From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Anyway, so a queen by the name of Tammy Faye Brown hasn't been announced as part of the upcoming cast, but that hasn't stopped the drag race. Super fans on Reddit from compiling videos proving that the Alabama drag queen is potentially part of the MAGA movement. So who is this queen, and are the rumors about her political affiliations true? So, the Gage Brown, still no drag king, still no cis woman, but let's put a MAGA queen on.
Speaker 5:
[11:51] Listen, we've done it all everybody in the casting room.
Speaker 4:
[11:55] Let's really go nuts this year.
Speaker 3:
[11:58] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[11:58] Wow. I don't know. Everyone was saying-
Speaker 3:
[12:01] On purpose? Why would you want to work with someone like that?
Speaker 4:
[12:05] Everyone was saying with tooth and nail, Discord gets disqualified this season because she punched someone in the face.
Speaker 3:
[12:15] Guess what?
Speaker 4:
[12:16] That was false. That was patently untrue. And all we did was watch her walk in a very entertaining way all season. So, maybe this fucking Republican cunt isn't even all the season, or maybe she is and she just walks funny and never voted for Trump. I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[12:38] No, she talked about it on Facebook in a post where from like 2021, I think.
Speaker 4:
[12:45] What did she say?
Speaker 3:
[12:46] I saw something about this. I wouldn't want to disseminate anything untrue, so I just encourage people to look it up and go to that.
Speaker 4:
[12:52] She said, I'm a dumb fucking bitch.
Speaker 3:
[12:55] Okay. Anyway, I can play her in a movie. Look at her though.
Speaker 4:
[13:00] Why don't we take a break? But we do have a rainbow spotlight. This song is, I mean, you think of classic songs. You think of Stairway to Heaven.
Speaker 3:
[13:11] Nina Simone.
Speaker 4:
[13:12] You think of Piano Man by Billie Joel. Instant Classics. This song is called Piss On The Floor by Sunkee Angel. We love Sunkee. She has been on the pod and this latest offering is a hit. So let's take a quick listen and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3:
[13:33] Watch out. It's not a ballad.
Speaker 4:
[13:37] No gowns.
Speaker 3:
[13:37] We'll be right back. No gowns, honey. You don't want to get the drippings from the floor.
Speaker 1:
[13:44] Excuse me. Where's the women's restroom?
Speaker 3:
[13:47] Sorry, ma'am.
Speaker 6:
[13:47] You're not allowed into the women's restroom.
Speaker 2:
[13:49] Well, I guess I'll just piss on the floor.
Speaker 3:
[14:45] We are back, and...
Speaker 5:
[14:47] Maebe Jane Doe.
Speaker 4:
[14:51] She's looking good, taking formula well. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:
[14:55] This RuPaul pit stop photo with her waving the flag and the checkerboard and the oil slick on the floor, and then the light behind her, like a motorcycle is revving up to pick her up. She looks so good in this fucking photo. RuPaul Andre Charles, Dr. RuPaul Andre Charles Jr. The Reverend Doctress. I have a dream and it's to look like this once in my life, to look this good, and this is not just to get my sister on All Stars. You look so pretty, RuPaul. Oh my, she's wearing the King. Oh no, it's the Delta in a poof bag because you know, yeah.
Speaker 4:
[15:35] That's a vanity war at Mickey's. Did you see vanity at Mickey's?
Speaker 3:
[15:38] No, I wasn't in town. I was off BBLing. But what number did she do? Did she do her Tina Arena?
Speaker 4:
[15:46] She did purple rain. And just unarresting beauty, truly. Now, I want to know how you celebrated 420.
Speaker 3:
[16:02] I was actually working and that's my favorite thing to do. So I was celebrating.
Speaker 4:
[16:07] Did you see how Jan celebrated 420?
Speaker 3:
[16:09] This promo for the girls? Yeah, she dressed as LaGunja and did a number, yeah? Hey, hey, hey! Put your lighters up!
Speaker 4:
[16:18] Now, Jan did a full recreation of the LaGunja look from the Comedy Challenge, complete with wig reveal. She did a whole mix that has like music and subject. She did a New York mix of this moment. This is an important moment in drag. And so, I just want to acknowledge, if you can find any clips online, please check it out.
Speaker 3:
[16:43] Clip show.
Speaker 6:
[16:45] Clip show.
Speaker 3:
[16:47] I am so excited for this Drag Race All Stars season.
Speaker 4:
[16:51] Who's on it?
Speaker 3:
[16:52] I'm looking at this promo and I'm trying to say who everybody is, but I can't. I see Akira, Mean Muggin at the top, looking at Crystal Method. Then I see Dawn. I think I see Morphe and Love Dion, Morgan McMichaels, Kennedy Davenport. This star earring. I'm gagged.
Speaker 4:
[17:09] It's a small tiny little earring.
Speaker 3:
[17:12] Sam Starr, Jasmine Kennedy, other girl.
Speaker 4:
[17:15] I can't tell who anyone is.
Speaker 3:
[17:17] Who's the blonde?
Speaker 4:
[17:17] Morgan McMichaels, Morphe and Love Dion, Mystique Summers. Holy shit.
Speaker 3:
[17:24] Is that Mystique in the pink in the middle?
Speaker 5:
[17:27] Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:
[17:27] Or top orange?
Speaker 4:
[17:28] April Carrion, R.
Speaker 5:
[17:30] April's in the up two.
Speaker 4:
[17:32] Crystal Method, Selena S. Titties, Silky Nutmeg Ganache, Vivacious. Where?
Speaker 3:
[17:40] Where? Who is this man? Who is the one with the tumor?
Speaker 7:
[17:46] That's Crystal. The tumor is Crystal Method.
Speaker 3:
[17:49] That's not Crystal. Crystal is in the top. She's got the flower head, doesn't she?
Speaker 7:
[17:52] That's Lucky Stars. That's Lucky.
Speaker 3:
[17:56] Crystal's got a tumor. That's like Brenda's got a baby. This is crazy. Who is the blonde in the pink with the big hair in the crown?
Speaker 4:
[18:05] In the pink with the...
Speaker 3:
[18:07] Top row pink.
Speaker 4:
[18:08] Aura, Miami.
Speaker 6:
[18:09] That is Aura.
Speaker 3:
[18:10] Aura's doing blonde gigs. Oh my God. I love her blonde.
Speaker 4:
[18:16] Hershey LeCour-Jete, Jasmine Kennedy, Joey J.
Speaker 3:
[18:23] Joey J.
Speaker 4:
[18:25] Kennedy Davenport, Sham Starr.
Speaker 6:
[18:29] Sham Starr.
Speaker 4:
[18:31] Suga Kane.
Speaker 3:
[18:33] Suga Kane. Where's Suga at? Oh, Suga's in the pink other top side row. Huh? Screaming? Is that Suga or is that April?
Speaker 4:
[18:44] Selina.
Speaker 3:
[18:45] No.
Speaker 4:
[18:47] Who's in the pink in the middle?
Speaker 3:
[18:49] I don't know any of the pink girls.
Speaker 4:
[18:51] We are looking at the smallest resolution photo. We are zooming in on our screens.
Speaker 3:
[18:57] Who is the brown up to? Is that Yara Sofia?
Speaker 7:
[19:00] Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[19:01] Who is that?
Speaker 7:
[19:03] I don't think she's on the cast.
Speaker 3:
[19:04] Oh my God. Who's the one in the blonde bangs below her in the purple? Is that, that looks like a mandatory meeting. Who is that? Is it Phoenix again?
Speaker 4:
[19:15] This is why having a signature look is really important.
Speaker 3:
[19:19] Put some cum on your face. They'll know it's you.
Speaker 4:
[19:22] Exactly.
Speaker 3:
[19:24] Who is the one in the purple? And who is this goddamn up to?
Speaker 4:
[19:28] It's everyone's promo. They want to look fucking kind. And indeed they do. Everybody looks great.
Speaker 3:
[19:34] Who are these girls?
Speaker 7:
[19:36] So this is the OK, Sugar Cane. You see there.
Speaker 3:
[19:41] I see Hershey Licor Jete now.
Speaker 7:
[19:43] This is Joey J is in the blonde. You see that?
Speaker 3:
[19:46] With the bangs?
Speaker 7:
[19:47] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[19:47] She shouldn't have worn a wig.
Speaker 6:
[19:49] Girl, that's why I didn't know who the she was.
Speaker 3:
[19:52] If that was spiky on the top, I would have known it was her. Otherwise, I was just like, I don't know. It's given.
Speaker 5:
[19:57] She looks like Aquaria.
Speaker 7:
[19:59] Oh, it is silky.
Speaker 4:
[20:02] It is silky good age.
Speaker 7:
[20:03] Selena's in the updo.
Speaker 3:
[20:05] Who's the bottom row orange that Lady Miss Pumpkin's looking at?
Speaker 7:
[20:09] Who is that?
Speaker 3:
[20:11] Dawn. April.
Speaker 7:
[20:12] That's April.
Speaker 4:
[20:12] April Carrion.
Speaker 3:
[20:14] April's in the orange?
Speaker 7:
[20:15] Oh, no. I thought you said bottom row. Okay.
Speaker 3:
[20:18] No, bottom row orange.
Speaker 7:
[20:20] Start at the beginning.
Speaker 3:
[20:21] Who's the one with that thing over her eye? Her. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[20:24] Morphe.
Speaker 3:
[20:24] That one. That is Morphe. Oh, she mad. I like how she's mugging her.
Speaker 7:
[20:28] Oh, and this is Mystique.
Speaker 3:
[20:31] And the orange, top orange. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[20:35] Ready to go.
Speaker 3:
[20:37] Oh, these women. Who's that in the pink? Oh, that's Selena.
Speaker 6:
[20:43] Oh, Selena's the updo.
Speaker 3:
[20:46] Oh, breathtaking. Selena has titties. That brown updo with the pink trimmer on your eye. Breathtaking. Selena's the updo. Anything for Selena's. That is the updo worthy of Selena's, Selena's.
Speaker 7:
[21:00] I think we have a new segment for this, or a new name for the segment, which is called.
Speaker 3:
[21:04] Who's that?
Speaker 4:
[21:05] Who's that?
Speaker 3:
[21:08] Other girl is coming strong this season. I do not know any of these women upon first glance. So Crystal Method is the tumor girl with the lollipops. And wow, that looks like it should be biopsied. But it's also got stars on it. It's pretty. It's pretty. It's pretty. Akira looks sickening. And you know she made that.
Speaker 4:
[21:30] Yeah, I'm sickening. She's a Davenport.
Speaker 3:
[21:34] What's a Davenport to do other than to be sickening? Alexis, I know her grandmother. Do we have anything else to talk about about these women? When do these women come start dancing on our screens?
Speaker 4:
[21:47] Yeah, when?
Speaker 3:
[21:49] I want to know. Because I know what love is. And it's this season of Drag Race and Race Chaser. We're going to cover these girls so fiercely.
Speaker 4:
[21:58] We are indeed.
Speaker 3:
[21:58] I'm so excited to meet all these fine young women. Because I do not know a soul of them from these promos. This is a great promo. These girls look sickening. I'm so excited. RuPaul looks so fucking good.
Speaker 4:
[22:12] Oh, I thought you were talking about Practical Magic 2. Oh, also? This is a great promo. These girls look sickening.
Speaker 3:
[22:18] Honestly, I don't know who did Sandy's work, but it's up there. And Kidman is also in the room with her team of riggers and constructors.
Speaker 4:
[22:26] Here's the rule of Hollywood. Do a hit movie 20 years ago. Get a tasteful facelift and an amazing wig. And then 20 years later, do the same movie, but different. Bam. You've got Practical Magic 2. You've got Devil Wears Prada 2. We are in millennial bliss, aren't we?
Speaker 3:
[22:52] These movies are classics. These are new classics. Meryl Streep taking pictures with Brooklyn Heights. Meryl Streep with the wristband to do the M&G with Brooklyn Heights at Devil's Wears Prada. Shea Coulee in a Microbob.
Speaker 4:
[23:08] Look at how small Meryl Streep looks next to Brooklyn Heights.
Speaker 3:
[23:13] Meryl Streep looks like Kristin Chenoweth.
Speaker 4:
[23:15] She looks like a child's doll.
Speaker 3:
[23:24] Shea Coulee in a Microbob. That's all I have to say about this day.
Speaker 4:
[23:29] All we need to heal the world is Shea Coulee in a Microbob.
Speaker 3:
[23:34] Utica looking like the baddest bitch in Red Leopard. You know she made that too, that choker.
Speaker 4:
[23:41] And Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3:
[23:43] Gaga in a Ponytail. She said just pull my hair back in a ponytail.
Speaker 4:
[23:47] Please.
Speaker 3:
[23:48] I love it.
Speaker 4:
[23:49] Mother.
Speaker 3:
[23:50] How do you say that designer? Matter of Celsius or something. It's like M-A-E-D-T-E-R-C-I-A-L-A-E-S something.
Speaker 4:
[23:58] I can turn a dance floor into a runway.
Speaker 6:
[24:01] Turn it on, turn it on, which.
Speaker 3:
[24:06] The music that we have right now, Sabrina's new album coming out. Madonna with that. That track is so good.
Speaker 4:
[24:15] Confessions.
Speaker 8:
[24:17] Thank you for coming. Sometimes I have to put on a persona when I'm on the dance floor.
Speaker 3:
[24:25] Put on the dance floor.
Speaker 8:
[24:26] So I like to go dancing.
Speaker 3:
[24:28] There's more people.
Speaker 8:
[24:29] So that people don't know who I am.
Speaker 3:
[24:32] Because there's safety.
Speaker 8:
[24:32] There's safety in numbers. Dance floor. Disco dance floor.
Speaker 3:
[24:39] Excuse me. Do you know where the coat check is? My Gucci jacket was in there.
Speaker 8:
[24:44] And it all started like this.
Speaker 4:
[24:47] How's your night going so far?
Speaker 8:
[24:50] I have a confession to make. And I'm actually on a dance floor.
Speaker 5:
[24:57] Dancing on the dance floor. I'm obsessed.
Speaker 3:
[25:03] It's a hit.
Speaker 4:
[25:05] Second rainbow spotlight.
Speaker 7:
[25:07] We'll get flagged.
Speaker 3:
[25:08] No.
Speaker 4:
[25:09] Madonna.
Speaker 3:
[25:10] It's a double rainbow. It's a double rainbow.
Speaker 6:
[25:13] It's a double rainbow.
Speaker 7:
[25:14] She'll flag us. Who?
Speaker 4:
[25:17] Madonna will flag us.
Speaker 3:
[25:18] What about Lady Gaga? I'll talk to my new friend. I know her friend.
Speaker 4:
[25:23] What about Lady Gaga's Devil Wears Prada song?
Speaker 7:
[25:25] They flag.
Speaker 3:
[25:30] I love that song too.
Speaker 4:
[25:31] We have sung it enough. We will be sued. Let's take a break and we'll be right back after these messages. After these litigations.
Speaker 3:
[25:41] Litigation Lopez.
Speaker 5:
[26:00] We are back, and it is time to bring out a very special guest. Now, some of you queens are out here just collecting dollars in the nightclubs, but some queens are actually out in the world making a difference, and she is one of them.
Speaker 4:
[26:15] She is in the political arena, and she is a queen with a mission. She is running for office. Please welcome to the pod Maebe A. Girl. What does the A stand for? Angela?
Speaker 6:
[26:35] It stands for Ashley-a.
Speaker 4:
[26:37] Oh, perfect.
Speaker 6:
[26:39] Yeah, Maebe Ashley-a girl.
Speaker 4:
[26:41] I love that. How are you doing?
Speaker 6:
[26:46] Hello. It's so great to see both of you. I'm excited to return as your political correspondent. Excited to be back in the studio.
Speaker 4:
[26:56] We're so glad that you're here.
Speaker 3:
[26:58] You're a very busy woman right now because you're running for 2026 California State Senate election for District 26. When is that election? I want to vote.
Speaker 6:
[27:07] Yes, it's coming up. It is Tuesday, June 2nd, 2026 in California. That is the California midterm election. So we'll be voting for governor, we'll be voting for mayor of LA, Congress, City Council, and of course, State Senates.
Speaker 3:
[27:23] What are you going to wear at your inauguration? I'm thinking cocktail, something cocktail, maybe tea length.
Speaker 6:
[27:28] You know, I'm thinking something with like a something sleek, something, I don't know. I just want to wear a big, really big bob. A big bob. That's the only thing that matters.
Speaker 3:
[27:39] Yeah, big business bob.
Speaker 4:
[27:42] She means business.
Speaker 6:
[27:44] She does mean business.
Speaker 4:
[27:45] This is, listen, I want to ask you about issues because there's a lot of issues facing a lot of people. The things that I feel like politics are so like important right now because it's such a dire state for so many people. So like, what are the big issues that you're like standing on going into this election?
Speaker 6:
[28:14] Yeah. So I think that, you know, what I think the issues are or what most Californians think the issues are, I think the big one is affordability. People just can't afford to live. They can't afford groceries, they can't afford health care, they can't afford housing, they can't afford education. So my entire platform is built on human rights and economic equity. When I talk about economic equity, I mean universal health care for all, regardless of gender identity, regardless of immigration status. I mean, housing for all. I think that we, I don't think, I know that we can actually house every single unhoused person in California. It just takes getting the right people in. The issue is, we have a super majority of Democrats in the California state legislature. The issue is that they are all backed by corporate donors. I don't know if you know this, but very recently, the AB 1900, which is Cal Care, which is Universal Health Care for California, was just killed in the Assembly because the Assembly Health Committee refused to move it forward. Meanwhile, two-thirds of Californians want to see massive changes to our health care system. They want to see Universal Health Care, not these little itty-bitty reforms, these little crumbs that were promised every single year when it's time for an election.
Speaker 4:
[29:35] This is so true and this is why I'm so like, we don't need quote-unquote moderates. I'm so sick of this game of like, okay, well, we need to just get somebody middle of the road in office. It's like, no, we need progressives. We need people who are actually going to take big swings on actual shit.
Speaker 6:
[30:05] I was just going to say there's no moderate between human rights and war crimes.
Speaker 3:
[30:11] I mean, you're saying everything that we're all thinking. How can we help you achieve this? Do you need funding? Maybe that rich faggot that saved Oasis, he can give you some money. We think he listens.
Speaker 6:
[30:23] We need funding. We need people. We need volunteers to help us knock on doors. We've already knocked on thousands of doors. We're pulling high. The issue is that our biggest opponent is backed by all these corporate donors. So she has tons of money to be able to send out mailers and get the communications out. Whereas I have been an entirely corporate free candidate ever since I've been in politics. And, you know, we've spoken many times before. I'm now entering my eighth year in local office. I'm about to be termed out. Imagine that we have term limits on the most local levels of governments.
Speaker 3:
[30:58] You're going to get termed out, honey, at the party.
Speaker 6:
[31:00] I'm getting termed out. So I am running for state Senate and I need everybody's help. If you want to see a true progressive leftist representing in the California state Senate, somebody who is a trans person, someone who's a drag queen, someone who's not afraid to say abolish ICE or free Palestine, I hope you'll vote yes on Maebe.
Speaker 3:
[31:19] I love that bitch. I want to help you as much as you can. Let me know when you go polling next because honey, if there's one thing I know how to do, it's work poll.
Speaker 6:
[31:27] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[31:29] I have a question because I feel like there's a lot of, kiki kiki kiki kiki kiki, a lot of chatter going on regarding the California governor's election. And I am so lost. I have no idea who I'm supposed to vote for, who's a piece of shit, who's wearing a Democrat costume, who actually isn't a Democrat, like who's a secret billionaire, who's pretending to not be, like do you have a recommendation?
Speaker 6:
[32:01] Yeah. Well, we actually have a non-secret billionaire Democrat who is running. And the idea that a billionaire is running as a progressive, it's an oxymoron to be a progressive billionaire. If you want to make the change, use your own money to make the change. Don't do the power grab.
Speaker 3:
[32:19] Doesn't he watch Loot?
Speaker 6:
[32:20] Hello. At this point, I'm going to be voting for Becerra in the primary election. I think Becerra is a safe choice, a boring choice, and I almost think we need that right now. But truly when it comes down to it, there's no candidate that is blowing me away from the Democratic Party. There's a few third party candidates that I think are awesome like Butch Ware. But when it comes down to it, Yeah, Butch Ware. But yeah, Becerra I think is going to be the Democratic choice, especially after Eric Swalwell was forced to drop out for his awful behavior.
Speaker 3:
[33:00] What happened to him? Who'd he do? What'd he do?
Speaker 6:
[33:02] Oh, he's had to not only drop out of the race, but drop out of Congress for sexual assault.
Speaker 3:
[33:10] Oh man. Well, June 2nd, everybody's getting to the polls and we're voting yes on Maebe.
Speaker 6:
[33:18] Vote yes on Maebe.
Speaker 3:
[33:20] We're going to put your Instagram info and however we can help you on our Instagram. So check it out and please support a candidate that we would love to see make some change. Because if everybody does a little, a lot can happen and you are a testament to that. Eight years. Congratulations, girl.
Speaker 6:
[33:36] Thank you. Thank you. Love you all.
Speaker 4:
[33:39] We love you too.
Speaker 7:
[33:41] District 26 is big, yes?
Speaker 4:
[33:43] It is big.
Speaker 7:
[33:43] Remind folks where that covers.
Speaker 6:
[33:46] Yeah, so it's most of Central LA. It is going east to west. It is east LA to Central Hollywood and going north to south. It is Eagle Rock and Highland Park down to K-Town. So it's a very large piece of LA. It's a very progressive piece of LA.
Speaker 3:
[34:00] I'm in your district.
Speaker 6:
[34:01] Yes. Yes. You can vote.
Speaker 4:
[34:04] Yay. The district.
Speaker 6:
[34:06] The district is progressive.
Speaker 3:
[34:08] She's sector queen.
Speaker 4:
[34:10] You can go to Maebe for statesenate.com. That's M-A-E-B-E for statesenate.com. Learn more. Donate to the campaign. Remember to vote June 2nd. They'll be sending out mailing ballots by May 4th. And there will be drop off locations. You can vote by mail. Kakaraka.
Speaker 3:
[34:39] And thank you for being my favorite Let's Get Political segment ever. This is such great news. I'm so glad you're trying to change stuff.
Speaker 6:
[34:46] Yes. Thank you all. I really appreciate you both. Willam and Alaska, you're the best. And once again, because you have to say it six times, vote yes on Maebe.
Speaker 4:
[34:55] Exactly. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3:
[35:20] It's time to go.
Speaker 6:
[35:20] Oh, bats!
Speaker 4:
[35:21] Oh my gosh, I just stepped in some guano.
Speaker 3:
[35:23] Oh my gosh, I thought they'd be in the belfry. Here they are in our cave, where we're about to go spelunking.
Speaker 4:
[35:28] Spelunking, unking, unking. Deep inside. Deep inside.
Speaker 8:
[35:33] The DOs.
Speaker 4:
[35:34] What did you read this one?
Speaker 3:
[35:36] From Terry. Hello, longtime listener. First time writer, but I am in need of some advice. I moved to New York last year from Australia, and I did not know that many people over here before moving. When I started to get some regular work, I met another Australian at work, also gay, and we started to hang out on weekends. I just wanted to be friends, but after a few weeks of hanging out and bonding over similar experiences from our past, I started to develop feelings for him. Having had issues before with not being open to crushes and about my feelings, I wanted to be honest with him. He was clear that he just saw us as friends, which was disappointing, but I thought a clear answer would help me move on. Unfortunately, as we have kept hanging out most weekends, including even going on holiday together recently, I'm finding it difficult to get over my feelings. I don't know many other people here, as I find it difficult to connect with new people, so I can't just cut off things entirely, nor do I want to lose a friendship, but I don't know what to do about my feelings. For some of our conversations, I largely get the impression he doesn't want to mix friends with dating slash sex, so I think he's just boxed me off in that way, doesn't want to consider things. He certainly hasn't said that looks have anything to do with his decision. So am I delusional and kidding myself into thinking if I have a chance, or do I need to just accept that he isn't going to view me that way and move on? Some tips on either option would be hugely appreciated. Attach for dick pic for priority boarding. Fortunately, he is more of a butt than cock man, otherwise I'd whip it out and show him what he's missing out on. Love the pod, Terry. Okay, Terry, here's the thing. If he wanted to, he would. Move on, Queen, stay friends with him, don't make it weird or he's not going to want to be your friend at all. With this dick, you don't look like you'd have a problem making friends, so there's plenty of places you can find to put it. You don't need to ruin this relationship, you're one friend in America after moving here. Just keep it cute, Toots.
Speaker 4:
[37:19] Willam, that is such good advice. I've been drinking a tea and it's from traditional medicinals, and so they put a little quote on the little tea tag. I'm going to read this. It's from Escalus and it says, From a small seed, a mighty trunk may grow.
Speaker 3:
[37:40] Oh, baby, that's just a picture of Terry right here. The veining, it looks like tributaries from the Amazon, just gushing.
Speaker 4:
[37:50] They are. It's a rich delta. It's rich in minerals.
Speaker 3:
[37:53] Oh my God.
Speaker 4:
[37:55] The foreskin is grasping.
Speaker 3:
[37:59] That urethra could hold a saccageoia coin or a pound note. It is so thick and big and the veining, the veining, like honestly, like as someone who's traveled extensively in Italy, I've seen some marbles and the veining in such things as Carrera marble. This does not compare. The veining on this is beautiful.
Speaker 4:
[38:27] Absolutely.
Speaker 3:
[38:28] Do you want to talk about Jessica now? Or do you have a thing for Terry?
Speaker 4:
[38:31] Yes, I want to talk about Jessica.
Speaker 3:
[38:32] Do you want to talk about baby Jessica?
Speaker 4:
[38:35] No, you summed it up.
Speaker 3:
[38:39] What does she want?
Speaker 4:
[38:40] When someone tells you how they feel, you just got to believe that. And you should just be friends. Because to quote Chichi Rodriguez, No one in this world is rich enough as to refuse a friend. Hello, goodbye. And that's true. Baby Jessica has written a letter. Dearest of dear Divas El Dip, Long time listener, first time writer. In previous seasons of Drag Race, family and friend video messages were played during untucked episodes. I loved seeing these interactions, as it definitely gave more layers to understanding each queen. But this hasn't happened for a long time. I was wondering your thoughts on this. Did you also enjoy these videos? Or why do you think it stopped? Love and Peace, Jessica, a Sydney School Librarian from Australia. Ben Biggits, not books. Hashtag.
Speaker 3:
[39:32] I want to be a librarian. Parker Posey, Party Girl.
Speaker 4:
[39:40] I don't know why they do it. I mean, I sort of feel like the producers...
Speaker 3:
[39:45] Do you think my course is such a drag race?
Speaker 4:
[39:48] Oh my God. I feel like the producers of drag race get tired of things and they just stop doing them. They're like, oh, we've done it. We've done the family message. It always ends the same way. Everybody starts crying and cut that a cut. We have to have Iman come back and say hi to the girls instead, you know? That's like a new segment they got in.
Speaker 3:
[40:13] I didn't know that one of the producers was Lainey Kazan.
Speaker 4:
[40:17] You did it?
Speaker 3:
[40:18] No.
Speaker 4:
[40:18] Oh, she has an EP credit.
Speaker 3:
[40:20] I'm so excited about that. Yeah, I don't know why they stopped. I'm not there no more.
Speaker 4:
[40:25] She's a story producer.
Speaker 3:
[40:28] She produced Other Girl last season. That's why she got that edit.
Speaker 8:
[40:31] She did.
Speaker 3:
[40:32] Yeah. From Joe. How do y'all? I have questions about when The Final and Lala Peruzza were filmed. Were they filmed recently? Do the audience members know who any of the queens are? Are the inside jokes that ran throughout the seasons like Darlene Shoes? Or were they filmed closer to the filming of the rest of the season and everyone in the crowd is just clapping and laughing pretending they know what's going on? Also, do you think we will ever see the finales in a theater again? Finales on the main stage just don't seem to hit the same. And hopefully these pictures will get my questions answered sooner. Help me sleep. Regards, Joe from Kenilworth. Thank you for quoting us. We love you, Joe. These tattoos are all spelled correctly and placed significantly to compliment his giant dick and balls. And yes, I'm big boy pose. I'm strong man.
Speaker 4:
[41:17] And he's also in the shower.
Speaker 3:
[41:19] I like it.
Speaker 4:
[41:20] Soaked up, lathered up, ready to go. And I like that tile in that bath.
Speaker 3:
[41:23] I love subway tile. Ooh, see girl. A classic, a classic clean towels. He uses the white, the whites are white on the couch. What did he ask?
Speaker 4:
[41:38] So I have no facts, but what I've heard, and I don't know if it's true, is they filmed their whole season and then six weeks passes. And then they all get back together to film the Lollaparooza. And then like the next day they do, they filmed the finale. So it's presumably the same audience of people who are under ironclad NDAs and also in the Witness Protection Program, and also have, don't have Reddit and don't have social media and have no interest in drag queens, because otherwise they would be out here going, kiki kiki kiki kiki kiki kiki, telling everybody, everybody's tea.
Speaker 3:
[42:18] Well somebody did do that. They were in the audience for the finale or the roast maybe, and they were talking all about it. And it was illuminating and just like fun stuff. Nothing like groundbreaking.
Speaker 4:
[42:31] And Theron found them, found their house.
Speaker 3:
[42:37] And throat fucked an NDA down them through the south end. Do you want to talk to Anna? Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:
[42:45] But is that true? Did I say, did what I say is what I said right? Okay.
Speaker 3:
[42:51] That's how it happened.
Speaker 4:
[42:52] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[42:52] You'd be perfect for the show.
Speaker 4:
[42:54] I mean, who are these people though that they get for the audience? I mean, they just, or maybe they do it like a Taylor Swift music video. Have you heard that she does this? When she's filming a music video, she wears an in-ear to play the music back. So the whole place is all her dancers are dancing to five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five. They do not hear the music. Only she hears the music. So that, no one on set can be like, let me just take a little voice. Remember this little song right here and I'm going to leak it and she's very smart. So maybe everyone in the audience is just sitting in a blank, empty, quiet room. Something to think about.
Speaker 7:
[43:42] There was a viewing party where Vida Von T's star was like, no one watched RuPaul dance. The audience was not there. The girls were not there. She did that just her and the dancers and the camera and that was it.
Speaker 4:
[43:56] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[43:56] I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 7:
[43:57] Because they just inner cut all of the audience cheering and going like, yes.
Speaker 3:
[44:02] Did they put her Venmo at the bottom?
Speaker 4:
[44:06] Hollywood magic. Hollywood dreams.
Speaker 3:
[44:09] Give me some money, the Murray and Peter story.
Speaker 7:
[44:12] Give me some money.
Speaker 3:
[44:14] That's the first thing she said on stage when she went out, when she was booked in Detroit.
Speaker 4:
[44:18] You got some money for me.
Speaker 3:
[44:21] You got some money for me.
Speaker 4:
[44:23] From Anna. Hey ladies, Big Dip and the beautiful guest. First, I'm a huge fan of both of you. I got to meet Alaska in OKC a few years ago, and I'm planning to see Willam in Louisville, May 22nd.
Speaker 3:
[44:35] May 22nd at play. As you can piece together.
Speaker 4:
[44:38] I recently moved to Louisville, Kentucky, and I don't know where to begin reviving my drag career. My drag has solely existed in OKC. Any tips on basically restarting in a brand new city? Attach is a photo of my drag. PS. Alaska, you inspire me to do drag. Willam inspires me to level my pussy up and shoe collection. Xoxo, on a cox. Well, you're reviving your drag career in a new city. All you have to do is like go out, go to drag shows, and go in drag. I mean, you have a look, you look great in drag. And, you know, you'll get to know people, and then eventually you'll get opportunities to do shows. Theoretically.
Speaker 3:
[45:31] Theoretically, for sure.
Speaker 4:
[45:34] I wonder what that mirror says. It says, do not sit, I think. She's taking a mirror selfie, and someone has written, do not sit. So maybe it's like, do not sit on the fucking table, because it'll fall over.
Speaker 3:
[45:49] Probably. That would make so much sense. There's a girl I know, she did our benefit with us when we were in Tennessee for the drag band. She lent me that Rebo wig. She moved to LA and she was saying that it is hard moving to a new city because people will be like, oh yeah, we should get you in the show. Then they'll call and they'll follow up and it's just they book their daughters or who's ever related to them. Or like the drag race girls because everybody's out here and we all live out here. Sometimes it's harder to get a gig.
Speaker 4:
[46:25] If you can't get a gig, go buy yourself a lace front wig.
Speaker 3:
[46:32] Yeah. But she does have a beautiful lace front on and that is half the battle. Because if you talk to someone and your lace is crusty, it's all they'll look at.
Speaker 4:
[46:42] And I think this might be bad advice, but I think you should dress the same every time you go out because or at least in like a similar thing. Like I think the second picture, you have this like kind of swept back platinum blonde straight hair. You have a red lip and you have this all red kind of shiny outfit. So if you become the queen who wears this hair and you wear red, they'll be like, Oh, I recognize her from last week. Because if you dress completely different each time, they'll be like, Oh, that's someone new. People have a lot going on. It's hard to pay attention, hard to recognize things. Hey Derek. So looking like a signature recognizable thing, I think is helpful. Send us your letters. We want to hear from you. You need advice. You need some good guests for the Wordle. Dating horror stories or hook up triumphs. Please let us know by sending us an email at racechaserpodcast at gmail.com. And we might just read your letter on the show.
Speaker 3:
[47:56] You know, she's going back to the workroom. Good. Good guess for the Wordle. Sounds very that.
Speaker 8:
[48:01] Got a good guess for the Wordle.
Speaker 4:
[48:04] Think about her drag.
Speaker 3:
[48:07] Thanks so much for listening to this episode of Hot Goss.
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[49:16] Race Chaser is produced by Forever Dog and Moguls of Media, aka MOM.
Speaker 3:
[49:21] Hosted by Alaska and Willam.
Speaker 4:
[49:22] And produced by Big Dipper.
Speaker 3:
[49:24] Editing and sound design by Will Pitz.
Speaker 4:
[49:25] Executive produced by Willam Belli, Alaska Thunderfuck, Big Dipper, and Joe Sileo, Brett Boehm and Alex Ramsey.
Speaker 3:
[49:33] Our theme song is by Alaska Thunderfuck 5000. Drag names for this week. I think Litigation Lopez is definitely in law. Litigation Lopez at law.
Speaker 6:
[49:45] Litigation Lopez is so pretty. Yes.
Speaker 5:
[49:49] That's it.
Speaker 4:
[49:50] She's our girl.
Speaker 3:
[49:51] She's trying to pass the bar and she's dancing on the bar.
Speaker 5:
[49:55] She'll never pass the bar.
Speaker 3:
[49:59] She's on All Spare next season.