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[00:01] Hello, and welcome to Extra Juicy Juicy Scoop Patreon. All right, we have so much to get into. First, I wanna talk a little bit about the passing of Patrick Muldoon, who I knew when I was at USC. He was maybe a year or two above me, and he was a football player. He was, I believe, a Sigma Chi. He was extremely good-looking, obviously. And at that time, it was this kind of crazy time where a lot of USC people were actors and models. It was a close proximity to LA. And if anybody had a pager, it did not mean they were a drug dealer. It meant they had an agent and they were going on auditions. And we also had this thing that was like USC, the Men of Troy calendar, which I believe he was in. It was all these really good looking guys that went on to be models and actors. Ted McGinley was one of them as well. This is for my older Juicy Scoopers. And so he was actively in school and working on modeling campaigns. And he was like our celebrity. But he was still extremely down to earth and at the fraternity parties and all the things. And so I've seen him over the years and loved seeing that Denise Richards, who I consider a friend of mine, too. When I was at the Kathy Hilton party, we spoke. And she's just so genuine and sweet. And I loved when she came on my show a couple of years ago. So every time I see her, she's so nice. She's so grateful for the people that support her. And I talked to her just to say, Hey, I'm so sorry, you're going through this with Aaron. And like, when is he going to be deported? You know, haha, because he's a fucking nightmare. And so this party was in February that we went to for Modernism Week at Martin Ballard's house, who I've known for like close to 20 years now. He has an incredible home in Palm Springs. It's absolutely stunning. He's a famous interior designer. He does private homes, hotels. He's been on TV. He's had a Bravo show called Million Dollar Decorators. We've been friends forever and he and his husband, we just went out to dinner recently, but he had a party for Modernism Week in February and I brought Shannon. And right when we walked in, I spotted Patrick Muldoon. So this was in February. And he came out to me, he's like, Oh my God, Heather, hi, how are you? And we were like reminiscing, talking about people that we are still in touch with from our USC days. And he had a beautiful girl from there. And he's like, we live in Beverly Hills, but we're looking to buy a house out here. And we were talking about different communities that we thought that they would like because Shannon's lived there for 25 years. And then of course, we did talk about Denise. And I was like, you know, he was so sweet and so protective of Denise. And he was like, this guy is the worst. And you know, but also protective of his girlfriend in that he was like, let's not bring up Denise, you know, when my girlfriend is around because they did date at one time and she's a big star. But the girlfriend was gorgeous and she was lovely and very sweet. But again, I just think that's like a classy move. I think it's a classy move. I think he was a classy guy. And I saw that Denise's daughters had spoken highly of him in an interview and just said, Oh, Uncle Pat or whatever they call him. He was just, he's always so funny and he's always so delightful and happy. And I can attest to that as well. And, you know, one of them wrote, we always hoped that my mom would end up with him, which I don't really like seeing that stuff like in the news because I met his long term girlfriend and she was our age and she was beautiful and she was lovely. And I do think that is kind of hard. It kind of reminds me of like how people thought, like watching Tommy's and Pamela's story about their, you know, sex tape being stolen or whatever. When people saw that documentary, there was a documentary about it and then there was also a scripted show about it, how people thought, oh, they should end up together. And I'm like, he's been married to his wife for like eight years. Okay. She's married like three people since him. Maybe don't say that as fans. Anyway, very shocking if you don't know, I didn't really want to post about it because, you know, we were friendly. We were not fantastic friends. I didn't have his phone number. Sometimes when this happens in the celebrity world, you can be accused of making it about yourself or trying to, you know, get some press or whatever. And, but I woke up Monday morning and it was actually my sorority sister in my group text that is on the East Coast. Of course, she saw the news earlier than I. I think I usually wake up around 630. And she had written, Oh my god, this is so sad about Patrick Muldoon. And, I mean, immediately just, you know, typed in Patrick and saw that the news was true, that he had died of a heart attack, just a total sudden thing. You know, he looked great when I saw him. He, you know, is fit and all of that. And it's just one of those things. I don't know that it could have been preventable, you know? And the girlfriend was wondering what's taking him so long. They were going to go do something. She went upstairs and found him in the shower. And my own uncle, who is the grandfather of Charlie McAvoy, who I always talk about, who plays for the Bruins, he died very young. And it was the same thing, heart attack at 56, healthy, working, dad of, you know, many kids, and it was just like a sudden weird thing. And it's just so, so sad, so, so sad. And I know that she is incredibly devastated because I truly think he might have been her longest best friend. And there's a couple other people that he had an ex-girlfriend in college, and my friend was really good friends with her. And I believe over the years they've kept in touch. And because his personality is exactly what she said, just like nice, funny, outgoing, like came right up to my sister and I took a bunch of pictures, like, you know, oh my God, how are you? And just genuine and like down to earth and really sweet. So I just, I'm heartbroken for his girlfriend, for his sister, for his family. I'm pretty positive he didn't have any children. They just had a beautiful future. They were going to buy a house in La Quinta. They were like, or Palm Springs, they were looking in several different places. You know, they were, it was just really sad and they were lovely. So, oh, and also when he took, we took a bunch of photos and then I lost my phone and I realized he had it in his pocket. And she was like, oh my God, this happens all the time. So before I completely freaked out, I was like, I need to find Patrick. I'm pretty sure we were, when we were all taking photos and he had his phone in his back pocket along with like her phone and his phone. And so keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Also Kim Zolciak of Real House with Atlanta, her big papa at 68 has passed. I just saw the headline. I don't know how he died. But again, I thought he was married this whole time. He was married when he was big papa and we didn't know who he was. And now he is gone. And every article is that he died and his association with Kim Zolciak. And I thought, my God, you know, if you were the wife who whatever, had an understanding that he has girlfriends, that he has mistresses, whatever, but you stayed, you had love for him because of your kids or you are the kids. And this is all you see on like TMZ and everything else is her with her bad wig and her kids that look, you know, that were so young at the time, buying the Cadillac and being like, hey, big papa, thank you, big papa, I want this hat. Oh, it's real pretty. Can I get this car? It's real pretty. I mean, God, I don't know. I don't know if they ever got married, if they ever got divorced. I really don't know. But if they did stay together and she was the rich, but long-suffering wife and truly misses him and they really had a companionship, whatever that might look like. It's kind of sad that that's all over the news. Interesting news, they are saying that Kendall Jenner is possibly dating the guy from Euphoria. And oh my God, how Jacob is his name, how gorgeous would those kids be? How like tall, dark and gorgeous would those kids be with their dark hair and their perfect long lean bodies? I don't know if it's true. I don't know if anyone cares. I don't know that anyone cares that Kim is still dating the sexy English race car driver. I don't think anyone cares. What I care about is that Kylie is being sued. And you're like, what's you're being sued for? I don't think anything that she's done wrong. There is a housekeeper who worked for her for around nine months. And she is from Salvador and she's Catholic. And she said that she was discriminated and bullied. And the other people that she was working with would like make fun of her and mock her. Nothing is about Kendall. I mean, sorry. Nothing is about Kyle, Kylie. It's just that Kylie was the boss. So she could sue, but it sounds, and then she's also suing like the company. Like they clearly came from a service. The Kardashians are not stupid. They're making sure that there's several people between them and the person working in their home. But still, she's being sued and that makes a thing. But it's not like she was abusive or that she was a bully or whatever. And then she said that at one point, one of the other people that she was cleaning the house with threw hangers at her feet and told her to do something to meaning that she didn't want to do and she had to do the harder jobs than someone else. I'm like, okay, I'm sure Kylie has a staff of lawyers on call that will take care of this, but a little bit crazy. Of course, we had such great shows for you this week. We had Kris Franjola, hilarious. Speaking of Kardashians, Drake cut a very funny video on it. Yes, I know that that chef, I guess has been working and doing, has been on TV being a private chef, but she does look like Kris Jenner. She looks like a more masculine, tattooed lesbian version of Kris Jenner. So that is in fact true. And so that was really funny. And then we also cut a clip about the Muppets, which didn't do as well, but I think it was just so funny. Like how, maybe people just don't remember Miss Piggy. I don't know, but I still love her look. And shout out to Vicky Gunvalson being called Miss Piggy, because Miss Piggy is fucking sexy and hot. And I also remember during like the swan, do you remember the swan? It was like these people would get all this plastic surgery, but they couldn't see themselves until they were, all the swelling had gone down and they were in a cute outfit and they had their hair extensions and they had their eyelashes and full makeup. And then they turned the mirror around and then they were like, oh my God. And they all had like the Miss Piggy, like long hair. But then they'd have to go back to like the Dairy Queen and like start working at just like some sad average job. And then they couldn't keep up all the things, the fillers and the hair extensions and everything. And it was pretty shocking. And then two of them that had their ears pinned back and their noses down and everything, their chins filled in so they didn't have like a receding, you know, chin. They had a baby and I'm always like, where is that baby today? And what does it look like? Anyway, very fun. And then I had Brandy and Julie, they just left a little while ago because I'm recording this on Wednesday because tomorrow I have to leave quite early to head out to La Quinta, which is near the stagecoach stuff. And my very, very best friend met her first day of college at USC, is flying in from Charlotte. And my other friend from Scottsdale, who is also a sorority sister, we're all going to hang out a little bit. We're going to hang out with Shannon a little bit. We're going to do all the country fun things. So someone said, I thought you already had outfits from the other times that you've gone to stagecoach. I did, but I want to go to Boot Barn and get some black boots, get a black hat, get some black outfits. I already had the kind of cream looks from the last two years. And I just wanted to get some new looks and pretty economical shopping. So that was good. It was interesting because I was seeing a clip of Kristin Cavallari, Cavallari on Watch Happens Live with Annie Cohen, and it kind of a clip was sort of viral on TMZ. And it was someone had asked, what do you think about Spencer running for mayor of LA.? And, you know, Andy was like, well, if anyone was qualified to be mayor of LA., and I thought she handled it really well. She's like, well, you know, if you've listened to what he said, he's really quite well spoken and people are very enthusiastic in LA about him. And Joe Rogan has endorsed him. And he's like, oh, yeah, Joe Rogan. And he dissed on Joe Rogan. And I wrote in the clip underneath on TMZ. It doesn't matter what celebrity, by the way, is endorsing Spencer or not endorsing him, whether you're pro Joe Rogan or you hate Joe Rogan or you're pro Andy Cohen or you hate Andy Cohen. All of that doesn't matter. What matters is on a local level, if you live in LA., how do you feel about how things are going? Have they improved in the last three years? Have they gotten worse? Have they stayed the same? Would you like to see someone who is passionate, who has real plans to make things better for the people living here who want to stay here, who are continuing to pay taxes and don't feel safe in the streets? And how do you feel about the people who are living on the streets? And could we make their lives better? And I know, because I know Spencer and I know his heart, and I know that he has a real plan, and that he is only doing this for 100% the right reasons, just like The Bachelorette. He is here for the right reasons. He is not here to get anything out of it. This is fucking hard work. It's a lot easier to be an influencer in a reality show. Trust me, this is the real thing. So, I mean, I know I say, I am not trying not to be political, but when it comes to a town that I am a native of, and then I want to see survive and strive, and I want people that are suffering here to do better, and I know they can, and we've discovered a ton of fraud and all this other stuff that we kept paying money for, thinking it was helping these people and it wasn't. So anyway, that's interesting. Take it for what it is. Maybe that angers you that I have a feeling about it, but knowing that I personally know this person, I personally know what their plan is. So just so you know, that is why I do share those things. That's why I'm talking about it on Patreon. Share those things and feel that I feel strongly about it. Anyway, okay, next. Two Cons on a Zoom. Some of you thought that was a real show. So funny that you did. No, I found out last week after Thursday's appearance on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I have my lovely Juicy Scoopers. Just let me know like, Hey, this podcast is talking about you at minute 27 or whatever. And listen, I'd love to say I'm stronger than that, but I'm not. And I listened. And I was like, God damn it. Like, I just don't like that whole thing. She's so thirsty. Do you not realize what my career is? Do you not realize that I've been pursuing this since I was 22 years old? Okay. I've been in this business. I've lived here my whole life. I've had the podcast for almost 11 years. I've been on TV shows. I've sold TV shows. Like it just, it just kind of pisses me off because it's annoying. Like, it's a business. You're telling me that if you got invited to, if you're in this business and you are doing videos and you are doing podcasts and you invited to a party at a beautiful mansion, Kathy Hilton's house, who is the star of Real House of Beverly Hills, who you've met and known for 15 years. Oh, I'm not going to go. Just in case two cunts in a Zoom see me and think it's that I'm thirsty. Oh yeah, you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to stay home. I'm just going to go skip that. No, fuck no. Like the fucking world is ending tomorrow. I'm going to have some fun. And these are the perks of this job. And I actually loved her jewelry. It's check out Nikki Hilton's jewelry. It's really cool. And there's some really great items, honestly, for like Mother's Day. I don't know if you can get it in time, but there are these really cool, like Tiffany blue charms, and you can put photos in them. Lovely. So anyway, like, so when I heard that, I was like, whatever. And then there was another person that then posted that, oh, paid appearance. I don't know if they were saying that at one time I shared, I did get paid for an appearance to go to a direct TV event. And another, and an or that I paid to do the appearance. I don't know, but either, either or it wasn't true. And it was a nasty, snarky thing. And I'm like, let's see. I'm not going to mention these losers names, because I'm not, because they're not worth it. And I just thought of that as I was doing my hair. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to talk about these bitches on the show. And whatever, I'm going to defend myself. I'm going to explain myself, because it just sort of pisses me off. And I think I did it brilliantly. And a couple of people, not a couple, many people agreed with me and thought it was great and funny and whatever. Keep coming at me. This is fun. This is Podcast Wars. I know I took it a lot more seriously three years ago. And it's because I was dumb and I actually believed that people were my real friends because I considered them real friends. Well, now I don't, not those people. And so come at me. Let's have some fucking fun, two cunts in a Zoom. Let's laugh about how you slept with your equestrian, ugly horse trainer. I don't care. I don't care. I don't know why you have it out for me. Like whatever, I don't talk about you. But now that you've talked about me, let's go, bitches. I don't care. I don't care what your issue is. I don't care where you are in your situation with your life. Fuck off. Like it's very freeing and it doesn't really matter. So let's see. What else did I want to say? Oh, this was so funny. I came across this thing. It's not funny. It's actually really sad. This woman, I mean, gray hair, full on grandma, like 60 years old, no work done, just lovely 60 year old grandma type of looking person, believed that the guy that was starting to DM her was Matt Reif, the very good looking young comedian. And it was kind of like a catfish thing and the people came and investigated and went to go see her and I watched this whole long like video series of it. And it was just so like sad. I was like, oh my God. I mean, sometimes I'm like, maybe this is why women are not further along. Like, how could you think, like have some self-awareness, okay? A 24 year old guy with a perfect jaw who is selling out arenas wants to marry you, sends you a ring and is like, babe, where are you? And oh my God, after I sold out my arena show and stepped outside to call you, I put down my phone and someone stole it. Can you send me a gift card to get a new phone? And she's like, yeah, yeah. It's really sad. Honestly, it's pathetic and also really sad. Speaking of old guests, I just came across William White. To remind you guys, there was a whole documentary about him. How he was like, Oh Mandy, and na na na na na, hello you crazy. And he did really bad lip syncing. It was not good, but he was extremely good looking at the time. And he definitely looked kind of like, you know, John Travolta back in the day with like the fluffy hair when he was like, unwelcome back, Connor, whatever. And he looked pretty bad in the doc. Well, he looks awful now. I mean, he looks like he's aged 10 years, though this was when we first saw it, it was like COVID time. So that's like, let's say solid five years ago. And but it's an alcoholic face. And that kind of made me sad. Julie Chrisley is svelte and looking great. And Todd's like, I just have to tell you how hot my wife is. I feel like everybody that's a celebrity who goes to prison comes back and looks amazing. And this is why I think they're not drinking. They're not staying out late at night. I heard it's really hard to sleep in a prison because crazy people are screaming all night long. And the food is awful. But I think that they eat very minimal food. They're not drinking. So they come back and they look skinny. But before they get out there, they get their hair done. They get maybe some facial work done, some lasers. And now they're skinny. And like she looks amazing, like amazing. Nicole Kidman's daughter with Keith Urban, she's very cute. And there was an article, I did not read the whole article, but it said that she wore a $13,000 Oscar, Oscar de la Ronde gown to her prom. And I'm like, and so what? Who cares? This is your mom. Like I think, I don't know if this was the mom's gown or she had a connection to the gown. I also think, how would anyone know if it was $13,000 or 300? Really, honestly, I don't think you really can tell. And I don't think a 16 or 17 year old would know. And so why not look your best? Why not? What, like really, she's going to take her to like David's Bridal to get a prom dress? I don't think so. She's fucking Nicole Kidman. Like, get over yourselves. All right, you guys, I have had a great time talking to you. I will be keeping you posted. Please follow me. There'll be some fun video, I think, over the weekend from the Stagecoach fun. And thank you so much. And love your sense of humor for those that did not get two cunts and a Zoom is a made up name of an actual show. That spoke poorly of me. And for those that got it, you get a gold star. It's all a good fun. It's all just laughing. I laugh about myself as well. So I hope they can too. They started it and who cares? So and for those that looked up to cunts and actually saw to cunts, I apologize. Love you. Bye.