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Speaker 1:
[00:05] Hi, I'm Greg Gutfeld, along with Emily Campagno, Jessica Tarloff, Jesse Watters, and Kaylee McEnany, The Five. California's Democratic bottom feeders were duking it out last night at the first gubernatorial debate, minus their former front runner, Eric Stinky Hand Swalwell, who's a little busy trying to stay out of jail. The Dems were tripping all over themselves to praise the guy they're trying to replace by handing Gavin a gold star for his homeless train wreck.

Speaker 2:
[00:41] What grade would you give him on homelessness, and what, if anything, would you do?

Speaker 3:
[00:45] I'm a notoriously tough grader, but I would probably give him a B on homelessness.

Speaker 4:
[00:50] I'd love to be in your class, Katie, if you get a B for what Gavin Newsom's done on homelessness, my goodness, of course it's an F.

Speaker 5:
[00:58] On effort, I would give him an A.

Speaker 6:
[00:59] I'd give her a B minus on this.

Speaker 7:
[01:01] It is an absolute dismal failure, and anyone that says it's not is fooling themselves or trying to fool voters.

Speaker 1:
[01:08] Well, the Dems sound like they want a helping hand from Greasy, but too bad it's not coming.

Speaker 8:
[01:14] Are you supporting the government?

Speaker 9:
[01:16] I'm supporting a Democrat in the runoff, and I look forward to the voters making that decision very shortly. There are a lot of outstanding candidates with extraordinary records. I can name seven of them, and I respect their willingness to put themselves out.

Speaker 1:
[01:33] And another gem from the debate, California's Hot Potato, saying sorry to that staffer she cursed out.

Speaker 10:
[01:40] The state could lose four, get out of my shot. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[01:46] You also were in my shot before that.

Speaker 10:
[01:49] Stay out of my shot.

Speaker 2:
[01:51] What have you done to address those concerns?

Speaker 3:
[01:54] I apologized that day to that staffer four years ago, and I took responsibility then, and I have taken responsibility since, acknowledging that it was not the right way to treat someone.

Speaker 1:
[02:09] So because this was a Democrat centric debate, I want to go to the Democrat here, Jessica. We noticed that Steve Hilton was on the stage considering that he did work here. Wasn't he the clear winner?

Speaker 2:
[02:24] Say it. Go ahead.

Speaker 1:
[02:26] He's right over there.

Speaker 11:
[02:28] I like the beard.

Speaker 2:
[02:30] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:30] It looks great. Let's give it to him.

Speaker 11:
[02:32] Yes. Steve, you look great. The important thing that has shifted is that we were in a situation on the Democratic side where there was, I don't want to say odds were that the two top finishers were going to be Republicans, but it was something that could very possibly happen with how the polling was, and now that has changed. I think that people are really trying to figure out what this field looks like without Eric Swalwell, who was in the lead. Tom Steyer was the initial beneficiary of the bump when he dropped out. Now it's looking like Matt Mahan, who is the mayor of San Jose, was the beneficiary, at least in the last couple of days, but Becerra has moved up as well. It'll be interesting to see if Newsome does endorse, he's indicating in that clip, that he is not going to. I'm not sure if that holds. It feels like also some people should drop out and make this more centralized. We just have three or four instead of five or six Democrats running. But Matt Mahan has a very strong record and is a very interesting candidate, kind of like a Dan Lurie in San Francisco showed up. He lowered the number of priorities that the mayor's office was paying attention to from 100 down to four. He's reduced homelessness by a third in San Jose. The big issue with him for voters is that he's quite cozy with Silicon Valley, and the Peter Teals of the world, that's something that they don't like. Another big issue I'm following is where did the labor endorsements go? So the teachers union is backing Tom Steyer, the SEIU is still out on who they're going to get behind. But obviously, labor unions are a huge deal in democratic politics and something to follow.

Speaker 1:
[04:14] Well, thank you for all that boring information. So you did bring up Tom Steyer.

Speaker 11:
[04:19] What do you want?

Speaker 1:
[04:20] I'm joking, for gosh sakes.

Speaker 11:
[04:22] Well, you're not. The audience agrees.

Speaker 1:
[04:24] I'm joking. But you brought up Steyer and Jesse, I want to play this interesting clip from him, where he finds racism in an interesting place.

Speaker 2:
[04:35] Should language proficiency for truckers be strictly enforced, even if it means that some of them will probably lose their jobs?

Speaker 6:
[04:42] Look, I agree with what was said, which is we don't know the context of this stuff. But what I can say is this, racial profiling is illegal. And in fact, picking on people based on the color of their skin in the state of California is illegal.

Speaker 1:
[04:59] So Jesse, if you want people to read road signs so they don't go down the wrong side of the street and kill a family, you might be racial profiling.

Speaker 12:
[05:10] So you got to be able to read the street signs when you're on the road. Everyone in the world would agree with that, except the Democrat politician. Even the illiterate drivers would agree, they should probably know English when they're driving in this country. It's about standards. Why can't Democrats have a high standard? And it's, by the way, it's also reading a street sign. That's not like that high of a standard. You know how you get them to do it? You say there's a test next month. Here's the study material. And if you don't pass, you can't drive the truck. I guarantee you most immigrants would learn enough English to pass the test.

Speaker 1:
[05:54] It's racist to think they won't.

Speaker 12:
[05:55] It's so stupid that the Democrats won't even give them a test. So it's about that. Also the homeless, same thing. They asked what grade would you give Gavin Newsom? And every Democrat basically lied to the faces of people in California. They gave him A's and B's. Even Gavin Newsom has admitted in his book, which I read, that he screwed up the homeless issue. He spent $37 billion and homelessness increased 24%. Why is that so hard to admit if you're a Democrat? Why do you have to kiss this guy's butt? Why can't you say he screwed up and I'll do a better job? It's not that complicated. Again, standards. Why can't? It's like only a nursery school person and a Democrat politician can screw something up and everybody pats them on the back and says, good job, here's a lollipop. But they also won't admit when something is good, like Trump took out Maduro and his PJs, put them in a jail cell and now Venezuela is pumping like a million and a half barrels a day and they won't even say good job, but they say good job to Gavin. It's like a homeless Armageddon. Come on, guys. You're better than that. You're better than that.

Speaker 1:
[07:08] Great advice from Jesse about standards. Emily, it is pretty funny. You almost think that they have the wrong impression of what homeless progress is. It's almost like it's more homeless. It's how they gauge it, not less.

Speaker 13:
[07:23] Right. It's so mind-boggling to me. I agree with you. I think what kills me is the hypocrisy. Tom Steyer standing up there and being like racial profiling is illegal, not saying, by the way, that it's immoral. This is the guy who had $90 million invested in legal immigrant detention centers and private prisons. But don't worry, the Dems lap him up because now he's saying they're talking points. Everyone currying the favor of Gavin Newsom thinking that his vote carries weight. I want to dig in just for a moment into the degree of his incompetence because it still blows my mind. You guys, we just sent men to the moon for less amount that he has spent on homelessness in the last seven years, only to see it skyrocket.

Speaker 1:
[08:06] But they didn't actually go to the moon. They were outside it, just like the homeless.

Speaker 13:
[08:09] Same thing. He, anyway, they spent $133,000 per homeless person there. And they're giving him an A. Why is he allowed, I'm not quite sure, to enjoy sort of touring with their emotions? Will I endorse you? Will I not? Do I have say? Do I not? Why aren't the people of California seeing that the emperor has been naked this entire time and it's hideous? I also want to point out that even in COVID, like it's not just about sort of flagrant spending in the homeless industrial complex, it's also mismanagement. It's straight up fraud, obviously. Because COVID funds, they got $316 million that were supposed to go just to the homeless. Guess how much they actually got? Just 2 million. Just 2 million. That still would have housed a significant portion. I mean, they blew $27 million for only 76 people on a certain project. So the details continue on for how badly this person has botched it up. And for someone, by the way, and all those people up there on the Democrat side that purport to represent women and prioritize women's safety, one in four female homeless persons in California got raped in the last 30 days. And one in, sorry, that was one in 10. One in four reported a sexual assault in the last year. So if they actually even care an iota about their safety or them being housed, they would get Gavin out of there and they would get Steve Hilton in.

Speaker 1:
[09:32] What do you, I want to ask you as we end this segment about the Republicans there, what was your take on Hilton? I didn't watch the debate. I looked at the clips. He seemed pretty good. I like the open shirt and the beard. But he is British.

Speaker 14:
[09:46] He is British and American. I think there are two strong Republicans, Chad Bianco and Steve Hilton. And what I find interesting is they could still lock out the Democrats. They were on track to lock out the Democrats. And I did not find Jessica's points uninteresting at all. I actually was hanging on every word. Well, you might not be saying thank you. Because I think you described with perfect precision why the Democrats had a hit campaign against Eric Swalwell. They have known for years about this. It has been an open secret. I have found reporting that indicates as such. I laid it all out last Saturday. Willie Brown has said people knew about Swalwell. People have said it out loud. I heard rumors. So why now? Why take out Swalwell now? Well, you just mentioned the dynamic has changed. They needed the dynamic to change. It was two Republicans were about to lock out the Democrats, and now maybe that won't happen. So they had to push Swalwell out of the way, how Machiavellian they did it. Then you have Katie Porter. I didn't watch the whole debate. I know you said you watched most of it, Jessica, but I was curious if Katie Porter apologized to her ex-husband because she apologized to that poor staffer, but her poor ex-husband, she took scolding hot potatoes reportedly and put them over the guy's head. This was the number two. You got the sexual assault guy out, but you brought in Katie Porter, who has this history of abuse against family and against staffers, and I wish she'd apologize to him. But you're exactly right on your points on homelessness, Emily. The last thing I will say, just to add to that, was Brett Stevens in The New York Times said on any given night, one in 200 people in California are homeless, one in 200 people. And then finally, he said California alone accounted for 44% of all individuals who experienced chronic homelessness in the country. So it is disqualifying to give him an A for effort, an AB or AB minus. Disqualifying.

Speaker 11:
[11:30] Does the population of the whole state matter?

Speaker 14:
[11:34] Of course it does.

Speaker 13:
[11:34] 50% of the homeless population in the entire country is in California. It has nothing to do with ratio. It just has to do with that they are all there because they're incentivized to do so.

Speaker 1:
[11:43] You know, can you just throw up Hilton one more time? I just want to point out his, I love that he looks like kind of a modern era captain of the love boat. And what is California? But like, the love boat, a ground. You need a strong captain, a stooping, if you will, to take charge.

Speaker 14:
[12:03] Unbuttoned collar is very inviting too.

Speaker 12:
[12:06] Oh, inviting, Kaylee.

Speaker 1:
[12:08] Coming up next, Chuck Sides with a group accused of funding the KKK.

Speaker 13:
[12:28] This week on the Fox True Crime Podcast, psychotherapist and author Lena Derhally breaks down the mind of Chris Watts and the warning signs behind one of America's most disturbing family murders.

Speaker 15:
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Speaker 14:
[12:50] The fallout over the bombshell allegations against the SPLC, sending Democrats scrambling into defensive mode, a shocking 11-count fraud indictment accusing the organization of funneling money to the hate groups they vowed to fight against. Despite the 14-page extremely detailed charges, Chuck Schumer wants you to think that Trump's DOJ just made the whole thing up.

Speaker 16:
[13:11] Let's be clear what this case is really about. It has nothing to do with alleged wire fraud or with the Southern Poverty Law Center somehow working in coordination with the KKK. That's ridiculous on its faith. It doesn't pass the laugh test. It's about Donald Trump turning the Department of Justice into the Department of Vengeance, his own attack dog. If you defend voting rights, if you fight white supremacy, you're next. Donald Trump will use the federal government to go after any group that dares to speak out against him.

Speaker 14:
[13:50] And the liberal media is racing to defend the organization, insisting that Trump is the racist, not the group that funded the neo-Nazis, the KKK.

Speaker 17:
[13:59] It is. They've gone after the Southern Poverty Law Center, but not the KKK. They've gone after the people, the civil rights organizations, but not the actual extremist group.

Speaker 18:
[14:07] They just freed the Proud Boys. What do you expect them to do?

Speaker 17:
[14:10] You're right, Michael. Excuse me, I forgot who we're dealing with.

Speaker 18:
[14:12] Thank you.

Speaker 17:
[14:13] They're on the side of the extremists, it feels like.

Speaker 18:
[14:15] No, they're on the side of racists and people who are undermining the very principles of the country. And they have been from the very beginning, because that's where Donald Trump has always nurtured himself. Bottom line.

Speaker 14:
[14:25] The scandal is also putting a spotlight on some of the conservative groups that the organization tried to destroy, like Turning Point USA, Moms of Liberty and Do No Harm, along with countless others, all of which were labeled as hate groups by the SPLC. Jesse, I did not think I would be sitting here on a Thursday with the left defending, funneling money to hate groups.

Speaker 12:
[14:46] Michael Steele's black, am I right? I think I'm right about that. Black man, African-American man, okay. So Michael Steele, black man, doesn't care that the group sent a million dollars to the neo-Nazis. They paid the grand wizard. He doesn't care. They also don't care that the group committed bank fraud, wire fraud and defrauded all their donors. Don't care as long as they smeared Republicans. Doesn't matter. The ends justify the means. I'm beginning to think the entire Democratic Party is a whole scam. What is it really about? Stealing money, flooding the country with illegals and calling us racists. That's it. Every time you look under the hood, all you find are scams. COVID. Wait a second. Fauci funded the lab where the virus came from? Somali daycare, $19 billion. Wait a second. There's no children in the daycare center. What happened to USAID? None of the money left DC. It all went to Democrats there. Everything, Russia, honor, whatever happened to the Green New Deal? It was about a trillion dollars, right? Where are the windmills?

Speaker 11:
[15:57] The green?

Speaker 12:
[15:58] Where are the solar panels? Where did they go? I haven't seen anything. They haven't even built the little charging stations for the EVs. Where did it go? How about Omar? Omar, the other day, was worth $100,000. Next month, she was worth $30 million. Then she went back down to $100,000. How does that happen? They put Donald Trump on trial because of a bookkeeping thing, and she just gets away with inflating and deflating her net worth. Maybe she's hiding the money. Maybe there was never any money. Here's the point. You can't pay racists and then raise money off racism. It all started 10 years ago in 2014 when they started incubating the nation with racism. You saw it all over television, all over the newspapers, race, race. Remember the syrup? Remember the songs? We used to do stories on The Five all day long, and it crushed the heart and soul of the country. Everyone was afraid. People were getting canceled. You couldn't say what you wanted to say. Then what did it turn out to be? A big fat Psy-op. And it turns out we all love each other, and they don't want us to love each other, but we do anyway. We love you.

Speaker 14:
[17:16] Yes, we do. I have the SPLC's response here, but I need not provide it because I will bring in Jessica Tarlov to defend sending money to these groups.

Speaker 11:
[17:26] I want to address the, we all love each other. I hope that that is true, and I think fundamentally it is, to say this all just started in 2014, the racism. Let's revisit what Barack Obama's candidacy and presidency looks like. Let's revisit birtherism. Let's revisit terrorist.

Speaker 1:
[17:44] Eight years he was president? How did that happen in a racist country?

Speaker 11:
[17:48] No, I'm talking about the reaction to Barack Obama being president from-

Speaker 1:
[17:53] People don't have to like him and still not be racist.

Speaker 11:
[17:57] I didn't say they were all racist, but to say that it came around- That 2014 is not the right timeline for this. It's just where the indictment starts.

Speaker 12:
[18:05] No, it is. If you look at the charts where it shows how much racism and white supremacy is mentioned in articles and television shows, it explodes in 2014.

Speaker 11:
[18:14] It's all a sigh up and that's where the problem is here. Now listen, there is long history of accusations of financial impropriety at the SPLC. This writer Bob Moser who worked there, he said he suspected that he was working at a quote, highly profitable scam.

Speaker 14:
[18:30] So really, wow.

Speaker 11:
[18:31] Yes, because I researched for the segment. So that exists for sure. But the jump to what Jesse just said, that racism and white supremacy in this country is just a sigh up is ludicrous. You just said, you literally said sigh up.

Speaker 12:
[18:48] You beat us over the head with charges of racism for the last decade. And it's because they have a billion dollar endowment and they're in bed with the media and the Biden administration.

Speaker 11:
[19:00] It was one percent of the SPLC's budget that was doing this. And let's see it play out in court if it gets there. I want to see exactly what's going on. These donors do feel like they were defrauded from this. But the indictment itself is being spun by people that want to argue what you're arguing, Jesse, which is that we just all love each other and we don't have a white supremacy problem. That it's manufactured, that these hate crimes were staged, right-wing protests were fake. Just because one informant within the organization that put together Unite the Right rally was being paid by the SPLC does not mean that it was fake. Hundreds of white supremacists showed up.

Speaker 1:
[19:36] Doesn't mean it was fake.

Speaker 11:
[19:37] That white supremacist kid who showed up at Walmart to kill 23 brown people in Buffalo, 10 black people shooting at the tree of life synagogue.

Speaker 19:
[19:44] It's true somewhere.

Speaker 1:
[19:47] Whenever there's a hate crime hoax, Jessica, and it's exposed, the liberal goes, Justice Smollett, anyone?

Speaker 11:
[19:54] No, I didn't say anything about Justice Smollett.

Speaker 1:
[19:55] How about the banana peel on the bench? How about the news at the racetrack?

Speaker 11:
[20:00] What hoax have you actually seen here? You don't think that hundreds of people showed up at the Unite the Right rally that weren't this informant, that weren't persuaded by his vehicle, that got them there.

Speaker 1:
[20:10] Who was the informant? I don't know. Was it the leader? An informant is not a leader. Do you think there are white supremacists there?

Speaker 11:
[20:20] That it's not real?

Speaker 1:
[20:21] I don't know. I wasn't there. All I know is I never heard of it until the day that it happened. You know, you act like you can take the word for a bunch of corrupt people.

Speaker 11:
[20:32] Proud boys.

Speaker 1:
[20:34] You're saying this wasn't created. You're saying this just was an organic event. Just like every left-wing event. It just happened. All these right-wingers showed up. Nobody else knew about it. And you know what?

Speaker 11:
[20:44] The people are real.

Speaker 1:
[20:45] The white supremacists are real who get the call to action. Let me do the simplest analogy. This is like when somebody says, on average, men are taller and way more than women. And then one woman goes, but what about her? And they point to a WNBA player. Yes, Jessica, I'll give you. There probably is a bigot somewhere, but you guys created a false flag that there was this immense movement going on in this country that then put targets on people like Charlie Kirk's back and he's dead. And a lot of other people were either threatened, physically attacked because of a false flag, which painted an entire, basically millions of people as white supremacists. You guys ran with it. Imagine if Trump had not won and Kamala Harris had won. Imagine where the SPLC would be now. Imagine how torn apart this country would be. And by the way, I hope that this thing mends, but I don't know because there are people like you, Jessica, who have such a sunk cost in this belief that you were, this is a belief you were tricked into believing, to think that there's all these racists hiding behind every cracker barrel. No, you know where the racists were? They were the anti-racist black activists who saw this as a way to go after whites. This racism that you created was designed to allow for a different kind of racism. And I go back to the contrast. We don't have to defend our racists because we don't know who they are because you create them. Meanwhile, we can't, we don't have to make up your racist because you're standing there with Hassan Piker. These guys are right there in our face.

Speaker 14:
[22:26] Yeah, hold on, I gotta get-

Speaker 11:
[22:27] Can you say the victims that they don't exist or whatever. 23 people who died in the Walmart in El Paso, going to Buffalo, going to the Tree of Life Synagogue, those who are all killed-

Speaker 1:
[22:35] That is not part of the, that is not part of the SIAP or the false flag. Of course, you're violating the, you're violating the exception to the rule fallacy.

Speaker 10:
[22:45] Yes, you are.

Speaker 11:
[22:45] Jesse said everything is fine. We all love each other.

Speaker 10:
[22:48] You know what he was doing.

Speaker 12:
[22:49] We love each other more than you guys make it out today.

Speaker 14:
[22:52] I've got to get Emily-

Speaker 1:
[22:53] We want the country to be torn asunder, not you, your party, because that keeps you in power. If there's no more homelessness, there's no more homelessness money. If there's no more racism, there's no more racism money. If there's no more illegals, there's no more illegal money. Sound familiar? I think so.

Speaker 14:
[23:10] Emily.

Speaker 13:
[23:10] Yeah, look, prior to the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally, donations for SPLC were 50 million. And then right after that, when they essentially crafted, and we don't know how much, maybe they manufacture the whole thing, we don't know, but they were at $110 million. And that was by corporations and celebs like Amal and George Clooney, who specifically said and quoted SPLC's comments, you know, we are standing up to hate, we're standing up to bigotry. But the point that JP Morgan contributed to that and boosted that number so significantly, that includes your pensions, guys. So for those of you who might have your pensions invested with JP Morgan, your pension fund essentially donated to the SPLC, was it with your permission and then technically to these groups. But you know what your tax dollars rightly so are supporting, are the FBI and special agents and undercover agents that have infiltrated the actual terror groups for quite some time. So many of us Americans had our dollars essentially funding both parts of this hideous war that was totally fomented by SPLC. And for Schumer, by the way, to talk about it, I can't stand this. He has enjoyed federal office for 45 years. And that is how long SPLC has been doing this. The indictment, as we all know, because we read it, says that in the early 80s, this absolute waste of an institution has been concocting and executing this scheme. The indictment just activates at 2014, but they've been doing it since Schumer was in office. So for him to play dumb is so ridiculous. The media also, they have a place to part to play in this. WAPO and New York Times that consistently cites SPLC. SPLC cites such and such as a hate group, such and such as a hate group, they with baited breath followed everything the SPLC does, and it also concocted their crafting of Donald Trump when he ran, right? Their entire concoction, their entire creation of him as a candidate rested on what SPLC said. You know who else rested on what SPLC said? The shooter of the National Family Research Council in 2012, who specifically after he shot up the clinic and shot the security guard, he told federal investigators, yes, I targeted this place because SPLC listed it as a hate group. So indeed, there are horrific victims of violence, racist violence throughout the country, but SPLC has specifically tied, is specifically responsible for at least one of them.

Speaker 14:
[25:36] Absolutely. I researched two primary sources. Check out the indictment page one, page four. You can find out about the individual funded by SPLC who was in the leadership chat for Unite the Right, also racist. Fox News alert, President Trump announcing that the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon will be extended by three weeks. Well, coming up next, Governor Tim Walz hitting up Jimmy Kimmel to rant about ICE.

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Speaker 12:
[26:48] Democrats are treating illegal immigration like a laughing matter, even as we hear more heartbreaking stories. The parents of a college student allegedly killed by an illegal immigrant opening up. Sheridan Gorman was murdered in cold blood, shot in the head at the hands of an illegal led into the country by Joe Biden. And now her grief-stricken parents are speaking out against the policies that allowed her death to happen.

Speaker 8:
[27:11] I don't care what side of the aisle politically people are on or right in the middle like us. This can't happen. We've got to make changes.

Speaker 22:
[27:20] He was arrested for, yes, a non-violent crime, but he also was here illegally. In our mind, he should have been handed over to the feds at that point.

Speaker 12:
[27:30] But taking immigration enforcement seriously is all one big joke to Tampon, who went on Late Night Cryberry Kimmel Show last night to put his new Timmy Tellall.

Speaker 23:
[27:41] Two Minnesotans were killed by ICE officers. Are those officers, where do we stand on the investigation?

Speaker 5:
[27:50] Well, they whisked them out of Minnesota. I assume they're working somewhere else and there's countless other examples. I used my executive authority to launch here a few weeks ago a truth commission where we're gathering all of this. We're going to bring them back and hold them accountable.

Speaker 23:
[28:04] Do you know their names?

Speaker 5:
[28:05] Do you even know?

Speaker 14:
[28:06] Some of them.

Speaker 5:
[28:06] Some of them we do not.

Speaker 12:
[28:09] Kaylee.

Speaker 14:
[28:10] I'm stuck on that last part. Do you even know their names? He's asking about the names of the ICE officers. And you see Tim Wall say some of them. I would have been curious if he would have asked him, do you know the names of these families, these Angel moms and dads? I wonder if he would be like Joe Biden, where Joe Biden was pressed by, I believe it was Marjorie Taylor Greene after the state of the union to say, Lake and Riley. And after being pressed and pressed and pressed, he said Lincoln Riley. How pathetic, because her story was national headlines. It was certainly on this network should have been across the cable news networks. I don't think he would have known the Angel family names. And I'm so tired, and we discussed this on Unnumbered, Emily, of the illegal immigrant coming first, the effort to fund their defences to keep them in the country in California. We should be, if we're going to get funding to anyone, let's fund the Angel families. Let's ask every Democrat, name for us, the Angel families and the names of their children. I would love to know if a single Democrat could name a single name.

Speaker 12:
[29:05] Emily.

Speaker 13:
[29:06] Yeah, I was thinking this might make me unpopular with the IRS, but I'm not quite sure why any citizen of these blue states and cities pay their taxes. Why should we pay taxes to local governments if the single primary duty of the government, which is to protect its citizens, they are not just failing at it, but refusing to do? Could you imagine if the citizenry just said, you have abdicated your duty enough at the expense of how many of our girls, how many of our daughters? And then you and I have talked about the groper, the adult illegal criminal immigrant that was enjoying public high school in Virginia. He grabbed multiple young girls' private parts in a graphic way that I can't even say it on air. And yet the-

Speaker 1:
[29:51] Can you text it to me?

Speaker 13:
[29:53] And yet the defense attorney said in court, well, it was just a butt grab when he asked for five days. And so the judge who, by the way, her history was not only as a public defender, but she was working with child protections. You would think here she'd actually protect the children. No, she just gave him 15 days per girl. So he enjoyed, will enjoy 135 days of three square meals a day of us paying for it, only to be let back on in the streets. And then who's next? We see this pattern over and over and over again. And that should be the campaign ad for every GOP race because people like Abigail Spanberger need to be outed.

Speaker 12:
[30:29] Jessica.

Speaker 11:
[30:31] So Jessica Gorman, watching her pain in discussing what happened to her daughter and making sure to also point out that it's not about politics and whether or also you're in the middle where we are, because that is where majority of people are, that they live somewhere in the middle of the political spectrum, I think is really important. And I've said this consistently, that it's important for blue city mayors, blue state governors to work with federal law enforcement to at the very least give people who committed crimes here. I'm not talking about the crime of crossing the border. I'm talking about a crime that you committed on US soil to cooperate. And we saw that happen after Tom Homan was brought in to Minnesota. He said that the mayor of Minneapolis was working with him now and that he was working closely with Tim Walz and that it got a lot better. And I think that that should be the standard to protect US citizens and make sure we don't have stories like this. So the Donald, to the Joe Biden, Lakin Riley thing, he mispronounced Lakin Riley's name. Democrats know her name. I think 13 of them in the Senate actually voted for the Lakin Riley Act. And there were Democrats that supported the Kate Steinle Act as well. The poor woman who was murdered in San Francisco after the guy killed her.

Speaker 14:
[31:46] I think he was out. Did the majority of Democrats support those?

Speaker 11:
[31:48] Move the goalposts all you want. I'm just saying that, using that Joe Biden didn't know what he was saying because he said Lincoln versus Lakin is not a strong argument.

Speaker 14:
[31:57] I give you that.

Speaker 11:
[31:58] Tim Walz is writing a book about the Minnesota resistance to ICE and what happened there. It's an important story to tell because those people, they came out of their homes and below freezing temperatures, and they stood together against what ICE was doing, not only to people who are here illegally, but to American citizens violating First Amendment rights, Fourth Amendment rights. They created real change in this country. Kristi Noem is gone. Greg Bovino is gone. Stephen Miller, we don't see as much of him, certainly talking about immigration. NBC just reporting that now ICE officers are being told to curtail arrests at courthouses, stop going into homes without warrants. Donald Trump is minus eight on immigration in the new Fox News poll. That is all directly linked to the work in support of the immigrant community and also the American community that they did in Minnesota. And I think it's a story worth telling.

Speaker 12:
[32:50] Democrats are minus 145,000 on immigration.

Speaker 11:
[32:54] It's just also not true.

Speaker 1:
[32:55] Walt is not the one to tell that story. And I know that you distinguish crimes from illegal immigration to, say, felonies. But if you had focused on the illegality of crossing the border illegally, Sheridan Gorman would be alive, along with dozens of other women. So you can say, it's not really a crime. But if you had actually treated it like a crime, which it is, they would be alive. And remember, that's a real crime. But it doesn't fit the white supremacy narrative. So it always took a backseat to the stuff that SPLC made up. The Kimmel thing is a new kind of entertainment. It's coping entertainment. So it's not for the audience, it's for the inner circle of depressed and anxious elites. I suggest to them to make it even more interesting and have a therapist bring out a large doll with orange, you know, not orange hair, because the doll will be you, and then ask the guest where Donald touched you. Because I think they really need to work for this. And you know, when Tim Waltz writes his book, this is why it's going to be so funny and I can't wait. Who's going to be the hero in this creepy uncle fan fiction? You know, he's going to be the beacon of empathy and tolerance. He's going to be a rainbow painted unicorn with stage four magical jazz hands that cure cyber bullying and racism. And then he's going to fly up and you guys didn't understand how great I was, how great I was. By the way, I do feel bad about those two people that were killed during the ICE stuff, but they were energized and persuaded to go out there and put their lives on the line. They were the suckers to the people that forced them to do it. You know, the people that got them out there, they didn't do it. They weren't out there, the people paying for it.

Speaker 12:
[34:38] Everybody would be alive if the presidents just did their job.

Speaker 1:
[34:41] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[34:41] I'm gonna go up next. You guys open the border, Jessica. The liberal Joe Rogan thinks shoplifting is cool.

Speaker 21:
[34:56] I'm Dana Perino, this week on Perino on Politics, I'm joined by Fox News Congressional Correspondent, Bill Mollutian.

Speaker 15:
[35:02] Listen and follow now at foxnewspodcast.com.

Speaker 21:
[35:05] Or wherever you get your favorite podcasts.

Speaker 15:
[35:07] Must listen to podcasts from Fox News Audio.

Speaker 20:
[35:17] It's pretty cool.

Speaker 13:
[35:18] The Democrats' new favorite radical, Hassan Piker, is out defending shoplifting.

Speaker 20:
[35:24] I'm proposing a new term, micro looting. People are taking small things from big corporations, and they're feeling justified.

Speaker 5:
[35:33] I'm pro-piracy all the way, like across the board.

Speaker 4:
[35:37] Would you pirate a car? Yes.

Speaker 3:
[35:39] Oh, trash, Greg.

Speaker 1:
[35:41] Hey, I think you should, let's see if he really believes it. He should tell us where he lives, and we should be able to just go into his apartment. I imagine he probably has locks on his doors, and by platforming them, we should be able to break into, was that The Times? We should break into their building. I have a feeling though that their armed security will say no.

Speaker 14:
[36:00] Kaylee, I know I only have a few seconds, so I just want to cover for you. You said that's pretty cool coming into the segment. You were not saying that about The New York Times. You were saying that about Jessica and her crafting. That is all.

Speaker 13:
[36:10] Thank you for that, Jesse.

Speaker 12:
[36:12] He's a transgressive progressive, so that's why they romanticize him, because he steals for his ideology. They wouldn't do this to a white collar criminal, a carjacker, a shoplifter. They're doing this because he's weather undergroundy, and that's why. But when you read the Bible as much as I do, you realize that character is what you do when you know no one's looking. If this guy had character, he would realize that stealing is wrong and God is always watching.

Speaker 14:
[36:44] I love that. It's a Ten Commandments.

Speaker 11:
[36:45] It's like Harold is here, but he's not, since he's the leader of the Bible Society.

Speaker 17:
[36:50] The spirit is in you, Jessica. I love it.

Speaker 14:
[36:51] I love it so much.

Speaker 11:
[36:55] Listen, what are we on? Week four or five of the Hassan Piker discourse, because he showed up at a rally with a candidate in Michigan. He has a big audience. He does his thing. Go on a stream or don't go on a stream. Listen to his interviews or don't listen to them. It's not that deep, frankly, and it's not a defining feature of the party.

Speaker 1:
[37:18] But at least we know who he is.

Speaker 14:
[37:20] The New York Times is platforming this.

Speaker 11:
[37:21] I see. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:22] Put them on the list.

Speaker 11:
[37:23] The more exposure that you get to these ideas, if you listen to it and you don't like it, then you at least know that and you can say, actually, I'm not down with the candidate that he supports.

Speaker 13:
[37:33] Or anti-Semitism, anti-Americanism.

Speaker 1:
[37:35] We're not paying it.

Speaker 14:
[37:36] Anti-Americanism.

Speaker 13:
[37:37] All right, guys, The Fastest is up next.

Speaker 11:
[37:54] Welcome back. One in five Americans believe they have psychic abilities. And we have the, I can't even speak, the magic eight ball. Jesse, what do you want to ask?

Speaker 4:
[38:05] Okay.

Speaker 12:
[38:07] Is racism a real serious issue in this country?

Speaker 11:
[38:15] It is certain.

Speaker 12:
[38:16] I don't believe that.

Speaker 11:
[38:17] No, it's legit.

Speaker 4:
[38:18] It says nothing.

Speaker 11:
[38:19] Thank you for the backup.

Speaker 12:
[38:20] Let me ask it again.

Speaker 11:
[38:21] Greg, do you ever say that you're a little bit psychic?

Speaker 1:
[38:25] No, but there's an interesting thing where you can't read people's minds. We'll be all on The Five one day and there'll be a reporter doing a hit and the guy won't shut up. You can just look over and you know what everybody's thinking, like, why won't this guy shut up? Mind reading can only happen if you have a certain amount of information in context that helps you see around corners. The guiding engine of prediction is sexual reproduction. If you use that behind everybody's activity, you can pretty much predict anything.

Speaker 11:
[39:01] Oh, okay.

Speaker 13:
[39:02] I think that, oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 14:
[39:03] Oh, no, I was just going to say I'm only a psychic predicting your talking points, Jessica. Emily.

Speaker 11:
[39:07] Oh.

Speaker 13:
[39:09] I was going to say I wholeheartedly subscribe to shared consciousness with all of us and every living organism and that is because of God's light. So to me, it's all from God and we are indeed on one big shared consciousness platform. It's just some of us are like tuned off of it.

Speaker 1:
[39:24] All right. What am I thinking?

Speaker 13:
[39:25] That I'm amazing. I'm your favorite. I'm the best.

Speaker 11:
[39:29] You love me. One more thing is that next, racism is real. He's still getting it on the Magic 8 Fox.

Speaker 1:
[39:51] Oh, time for one more thing. It's me. Tonight, we got a great show. Kennedy, Andrew Gruehl, Winston Marshall and Tyrus. I'm not gonna do My Animals Are Greats because Jesse needs to sell a fart candle.

Speaker 12:
[40:05] New fart candles on sale at the Fox News Shop. Just kidding, this is for Mother's Day. New swag just dropped, Raising Patriots. Proud American Mom collection. There's mugs, pajamas, magnetic notepads. I know Greg wants to stick that on the fridge.

Speaker 1:
[40:20] What about that candle?

Speaker 12:
[40:21] Glasses, aprons and seasonal accessories. Smells like spring, Greg.

Speaker 1:
[40:25] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[40:26] Go get it now. shop.foxnews.com for more. Tonight, Jesse Watters prime time. Happy DEI Thursday.

Speaker 1:
[40:36] All right, Jessica, you got like 25 seconds.

Speaker 11:
[40:38] Oh my God, all the time in the world. A wedding anniversary celebration took an unexpected detour right into someone's backyard. A group of 13 people enjoying a hot air balloon ride had to make a surprise landing when the wind suddenly gave out, leaving the pilot with no choice but to bring it down safely on someone else's lawn. No injuries, no damage. Very confused homeowners, though.

Speaker 1:
[40:57] Well, Jessica, you are an expert on hot air.

Speaker 22:
[41:01] In your face.

Speaker 15:
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