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Speaker 3:
[01:06] Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We are back. It is...

Speaker 1:
[01:10] Si seems excited.

Speaker 3:
[01:11] Oh, well, he should be excited. He's 78, baby. Happy birthday.

Speaker 4:
[01:16] Well, thank you.

Speaker 3:
[01:17] How do you feel?

Speaker 4:
[01:19] 78. How does that feel? It sucks.

Speaker 3:
[01:27] I was expecting a little more prognostication from you.

Speaker 4:
[01:30] Your brain says, hey, I can do that. Then your body says, hey, fool, you can't do that.

Speaker 5:
[01:35] Can't do it.

Speaker 4:
[01:36] You can't do that anymore.

Speaker 1:
[01:38] I bet you can.

Speaker 3:
[01:39] Do you remember?

Speaker 4:
[01:40] Here's the question of the day. Deal or no deal?

Speaker 3:
[01:44] Deal.

Speaker 1:
[01:45] It depends on the price and Mr. Mandel's box.

Speaker 3:
[01:48] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[01:48] I'm telling you, I don't think they're going to take the deal.

Speaker 3:
[01:51] You're talking about that deal.

Speaker 4:
[01:53] Yeah, that deal. I don't think they're going to take the deal.

Speaker 1:
[01:56] You've been watching the news, Si?

Speaker 4:
[01:57] Yeah, I watch it. Yeah, it's pitiful.

Speaker 5:
[02:01] I got some advice for you. Quit watching the news.

Speaker 3:
[02:05] He can't.

Speaker 4:
[02:06] Well, no.

Speaker 1:
[02:07] You don't know how to change the channel.

Speaker 3:
[02:08] And he ain't figured out how to work that X-Box yet.

Speaker 4:
[02:10] Okay. You talk about a waste.

Speaker 3:
[02:14] What is?

Speaker 4:
[02:15] Because, hey, there has been $270 billion spent.

Speaker 1:
[02:24] I ain't got that kind of money.

Speaker 4:
[02:26] Hey, too, you know, and there's nothing left of what they spent the money on.

Speaker 1:
[02:32] It's typically how bombs work.

Speaker 4:
[02:36] That's exactly right.

Speaker 1:
[02:37] Kind of like a firework. You spend the money, you watch it go and then it's over.

Speaker 3:
[02:40] It makes you feel good.

Speaker 4:
[02:41] I just couldn't believe that when I seen that on the TV.

Speaker 3:
[02:44] What? $270 billion?

Speaker 4:
[02:45] $270 billion.

Speaker 3:
[02:49] Yeah. Well, when you can name your own price, you can make that number as big as you want it to be.

Speaker 4:
[02:53] So, you know, you talk about waste and abuse.

Speaker 3:
[03:01] What would you do with $270 billion?

Speaker 4:
[03:04] So whatever I wanted to.

Speaker 3:
[03:07] So if you wanted to drop a bomb, you would.

Speaker 1:
[03:09] I would high fence, County Lake, the whole thing. You could buy the whole lake and every house on it, and it would just be yours.

Speaker 3:
[03:18] I'd be that one hole.

Speaker 4:
[03:20] That wouldn't do to accomplish nothing. Yeah, it would. You wouldn't even know if you bought it, you wouldn't even ever go fishing. I'm serious. You would never go.

Speaker 1:
[03:29] Why not?

Speaker 4:
[03:30] You just wouldn't.

Speaker 3:
[03:32] Because you got it.

Speaker 1:
[03:35] 78 years wisdom. I'm just wondering why.

Speaker 4:
[03:38] You would never go.

Speaker 3:
[03:40] I'd like to know, Si, if he had 270 billion. I bet it wasn't taking that long to get them teeth done.

Speaker 1:
[03:46] Well, I bet you all his buddies would be real happy.

Speaker 4:
[03:49] I would probably give it away.

Speaker 3:
[03:51] Just give it away.

Speaker 4:
[03:52] No, no, I'm serious.

Speaker 3:
[03:53] Via the poker table?

Speaker 4:
[03:54] I would probably give it away.

Speaker 3:
[03:55] Via the poker table or just in general?

Speaker 4:
[03:57] Now, everywhere.

Speaker 3:
[04:01] Would you ever drive again? Would you ever drive again?

Speaker 4:
[04:06] No, no. Hey, this boy would never get in a car.

Speaker 1:
[04:09] You wouldn't get in a car? How you gonna get places?

Speaker 4:
[04:12] I'd drive a jet and land. Hey, I'd be in a jet. Everywhere I go, I'd go jet.

Speaker 1:
[04:20] But like if you were just going to chicken filet?

Speaker 4:
[04:23] I wouldn't go nowhere. They'd bring chicken filet to me.

Speaker 5:
[04:27] That already happens.

Speaker 3:
[04:29] That's a good point.

Speaker 5:
[04:31] He ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 1:
[04:33] So you wouldn't ever...

Speaker 4:
[04:34] That's where the little phrase is, absolute power corrupts absolutely. That's where that phrase comes from. Because when you got all the money in the world, I'd light cigars with a hundred dollar bill.

Speaker 3:
[04:51] Just cause you could?

Speaker 4:
[04:53] Just cause I could.

Speaker 1:
[04:54] He was gonna give it away, but then he thought about lighting a cigarette. Well, that'd be good for your lungs.

Speaker 3:
[04:59] They 78.

Speaker 4:
[05:02] That's why I got that stupid thing right now, is I was stupid and smoked cigarettes, cause the government lied to me. You can't trust the government.

Speaker 3:
[05:10] They lied to you?

Speaker 4:
[05:11] Yeah, they lied to me.

Speaker 5:
[05:12] What did they tell you?

Speaker 3:
[05:12] They used to tell you it was good for you?

Speaker 5:
[05:14] Yeah, they used to say cigarettes were good for you.

Speaker 4:
[05:16] Oh.

Speaker 1:
[05:18] I did see an ad one time for a healthy new snack called sugar from like the 1950s.

Speaker 5:
[05:23] Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:24] It was like a teaspoon of sugar will help you every day.

Speaker 5:
[05:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:28] I was like, that seems outrageous.

Speaker 4:
[05:31] Well, that's something that tickles me. Okay, because for all my life, they've always been saying, oh, this is bad for you. This is bad for you. This is bad for you. No, milk is bad for you. Eggs are bad for you. Bread is bad for you.

Speaker 5:
[05:47] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[05:50] Welcome to life. Life is bad for you.

Speaker 5:
[05:53] A lot of things is bad for you.

Speaker 4:
[05:54] Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1:
[05:55] So I turned 78 and went dark on it.

Speaker 4:
[05:58] Well, hey, that's what all our great minds...

Speaker 5:
[06:02] Think about this. It was 30, 40, 50 years ago, everybody smoking cigarettes. Then all of a sudden they say, well, cigarettes are bad for you. Remember when your mama passed away? How old was she?

Speaker 4:
[06:16] Hey, when mom passed away, she said, cigarettes finally got her.

Speaker 5:
[06:20] At 98, 40, 94, 94, 94 years together, but it got her. Then you got to snuff. We know it's not good for you. It'd rot your gums, give you cancer.

Speaker 4:
[06:31] Oh, nothing good for you.

Speaker 5:
[06:33] But now they got the vapes. They don't even know what that's going to do to you.

Speaker 4:
[06:37] Well, no.

Speaker 5:
[06:38] You're talking about putting water in your lungs. I don't know if that's a good idea. I'm out on that. Yeah. A lot of people got the vape.

Speaker 4:
[06:44] What is it? It's like fantasy. Everything's fantasy today.

Speaker 5:
[06:49] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[06:49] Nothing's real.

Speaker 5:
[06:51] Well, he's talking about when you take a puff on the vape, you start to fantasize.

Speaker 4:
[06:55] You still, hey, you know.

Speaker 5:
[06:57] And now, hey, it's like you're a fake cigarette.

Speaker 4:
[07:01] That's another good thing in the news. Psychedelic drugs. The press is into that, buddy.

Speaker 3:
[07:08] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[07:09] But hey, I like it because here's the deal. He's another thing is, okay, is the right to try. You know, you're dying. You got some kind of disease, you're dying.

Speaker 3:
[07:22] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[07:22] And hey, they have a drug over here. It says, hey, it may help or it may not. Well, if I'm dying, hey, who cares?

Speaker 1:
[07:32] Take it, give it a whirl.

Speaker 4:
[07:34] Give it a shot. Give it your best shot. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[07:37] This is from the 50s. It was in magazines. Have a soft drink before your main meal. Sugar might be the willpower you need to curb your appetite. So whatever they're telling us now, one day there's going to be kids in 2072 laughing at whatever we're doing.

Speaker 3:
[07:54] But I wonder if that's not a little bit.

Speaker 4:
[07:59] Oh, have you seen that?

Speaker 1:
[08:00] No. If you drink a Coke before your meal.

Speaker 3:
[08:05] I'm talking about Coke back then. I'm talking about before we figured out all the additives and other junk to put in it. One Coke would actually go bad.

Speaker 5:
[08:13] Cane sugar.

Speaker 3:
[08:14] You know, like when it was just actually real sugar and not this process junk, that the high fructose corn syrup and all that kind of stuff. I saw that deal with Trump and I have a game. I also noticed that Marcus Luttrell was behind him. And if it were for Marcus Luttrell, I'm willing for anybody to go ahead and do that.

Speaker 1:
[08:34] I have a game?

Speaker 3:
[08:35] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[08:36] I don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3:
[08:38] It's like that's that deal Aaron Rodgers did.

Speaker 1:
[08:43] Well, he's normal.

Speaker 3:
[08:44] Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm trying to think of the most popular ones that would know. I mean, I think Theo Von's done it. They call it ayahuasca and other things, but it's really...

Speaker 1:
[08:54] You're really going down a path here, Martin.

Speaker 3:
[08:56] Oh, yeah. I'm in on that. I'm in on psychedelics, man. Microdosing mushrooms. It seems to help these people got PTSD, man. And if we can help those soldiers with that stuff, I'm in on it. Like, again, if Marcus Luttrell says it's good, if it worked for him after what that man saw and did, he may at least ought to give it a whirl.

Speaker 4:
[09:19] When I look at things like that, hey, that's why for the people I read something happened in the news and a vet involved. I said, well, you know, if you fool with a veteran, you're really stupid because, hey, you're fooling with nitroglycerin.

Speaker 3:
[09:40] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[09:41] Because it could go off on you at any time.

Speaker 3:
[09:43] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[09:44] Because you don't know what that man's been through. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[09:48] I mean, most everybody's seen Luttrell's movie and that was the movie. I mean, I couldn't imagine what he saw in real life.

Speaker 4:
[09:55] Well, I don't know if he, you know, he talked to Phil and told the whole story to him. And Phil relays some of it, you know, to me. And I, I said, good grief.

Speaker 3:
[10:05] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[10:07] I said, that's unreal. But what was unreal is every time he had to jump off a mountain to get away from him, his M16 would end up, you know, he's tumbling down a mountain.

Speaker 3:
[10:19] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[10:19] And when he stopped, his M16 would be in an arm's reach.

Speaker 3:
[10:25] That's what I'm saying. If it, if it can work for that man, then it's at least worth a try.

Speaker 4:
[10:29] No, no, no. Here's the thing. You know, you don't know what, you know, if, you know, if it's bad or good for somebody.

Speaker 3:
[10:36] No.

Speaker 4:
[10:38] You know, and that's like doctors. The reason doctors can't help our vets, they have been through what they was through, went through.

Speaker 3:
[10:45] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[10:46] Well, hey, you ain't been through it. You can't tell me nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[10:51] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[10:52] There you go. One of them deals. Hey, that's one of the things. Hey, if you didn't experience it. Hey, you know, hey, hey, dude, put on my shoes and walk in my shoes for five miles.

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Speaker 1:
[11:56] Shopify just makes it easy.

Speaker 3:
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Speaker 1:
[12:25] He does every time he goes to bed.

Speaker 5:
[12:27] He's the same.

Speaker 1:
[12:28] Just in his own mind. He don't need them.

Speaker 4:
[12:29] No, no. For one of them, well, hey, I'm out of my mind anyway. So I don't need no drugs. I get high enough for what I just get.

Speaker 1:
[12:41] Si's high on life, y'all. Yeah, just live on 78 years of life.

Speaker 5:
[12:46] You got to have whiskey drinks, just have a conversation with him.

Speaker 4:
[12:51] I don't have to read my book for me. Hey, it says he's still a change stone. I remember he still had come over.

Speaker 5:
[12:59] I had to go to therapy.

Speaker 4:
[13:01] I had to go to look. I tried being normal.

Speaker 5:
[13:06] Have a win.

Speaker 4:
[13:07] Oh, I tried it for about 10 minutes.

Speaker 1:
[13:09] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[13:09] After that, no, I went back to bed. Hey, crazy as hell.

Speaker 5:
[13:12] Normal about your family.

Speaker 4:
[13:14] Hey, hey.

Speaker 5:
[13:15] Nothing.

Speaker 4:
[13:16] Well, like when you don't, these women, they have babies and then the baby, they take him to the doctor and they say, yeah, he's got this and this and this and this, these three things, but it's okay. He'll grow out of it. Well, everything a baby has, I've had it all.

Speaker 5:
[13:33] What? Everything.

Speaker 1:
[13:35] Chicken pox, I've had all of it.

Speaker 4:
[13:37] Chicken pox, whatever a kid can have, I've had it.

Speaker 5:
[13:41] Oh yeah.

Speaker 4:
[13:42] Dementia, I was born with that.

Speaker 5:
[13:45] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[13:46] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[13:48] Phil called me in there one day, he said, hey, it's worse than what we thought. I said, what are you talking about? We thought Ma and Pa were third cousins.

Speaker 4:
[13:55] Third cousin.

Speaker 5:
[13:55] Turns out, they were second cousins. I said, that explains a lot. So I look at my wife and I hold her there now.

Speaker 4:
[14:05] The Robertsons have always been transparent.

Speaker 5:
[14:08] Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[14:10] Transparent.

Speaker 4:
[14:11] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[14:11] That's a true story.

Speaker 4:
[14:12] That's a true story. What you see, baby, is what you get.

Speaker 1:
[14:16] So your parents were second cousins?

Speaker 4:
[14:18] That's what they say. I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[14:19] That's the result right there.

Speaker 1:
[14:23] Martin, you're a biologist. Care to chime in?

Speaker 5:
[14:26] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[14:27] I mean, lion breeding works in cattle.

Speaker 5:
[14:30] Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:
[14:31] Works in cattle, works in deer. I don't know about humans, but you know.

Speaker 4:
[14:35] We tried to find a girlfriend when we had a family reunion.

Speaker 1:
[14:39] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[14:43] The family reunion was just like y'all speed dating?

Speaker 4:
[14:46] That's right. There you go.

Speaker 1:
[14:48] Not a lot of people in Vivian. Are we positive Kay and Phil aren't some sort of cousins? Pretty sure we are.

Speaker 4:
[14:54] Hey, when you get good DNA, hey, you're running with it, boys.

Speaker 3:
[14:59] Or perhaps y'all are the only people that can stand each other.

Speaker 4:
[15:01] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[15:04] There's a lot of different ways to look at that.

Speaker 1:
[15:06] When you get good DNA.

Speaker 3:
[15:08] But it's just like you said, if you ain't walked a mile in my shoes.

Speaker 4:
[15:11] Well, no, no, hey, it's all about perspective.

Speaker 3:
[15:13] Hey, is your house done yet?

Speaker 4:
[15:14] No.

Speaker 3:
[15:15] How much longer you got?

Speaker 4:
[15:17] I think they're finishing the paint today and putting everything back where you go.

Speaker 3:
[15:22] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[15:23] I think they're hooking up my stove and my water tank in the kitchen.

Speaker 1:
[15:30] He just gutted that thing.

Speaker 4:
[15:32] Oh, hey.

Speaker 3:
[15:33] I'm looking forward to coming back over. Does it look different?

Speaker 4:
[15:35] Yeah, it looks different.

Speaker 1:
[15:37] They built a new house just inside the old one.

Speaker 4:
[15:40] Oh, that's a hundred grand.

Speaker 3:
[15:42] A hundred G's, baby.

Speaker 4:
[15:44] Oh, yeah. That's what I sell when it happened.

Speaker 3:
[15:48] A hundred G's.

Speaker 1:
[15:50] And you've been in an Airbnb for 30 months.

Speaker 4:
[15:53] Well, hey, you got to think about it. They stripped that thing down to the studs.

Speaker 3:
[15:59] I know. I'm just wondering why you didn't pop the axles back under it and start over.

Speaker 5:
[16:03] Yeah. All that thing off, you know.

Speaker 3:
[16:06] It had been the same price. A hundred G's.

Speaker 1:
[16:09] I don't know how much is a side pad going for these days.

Speaker 3:
[16:13] That's a three layer one there, so I don't know. But it just seems like for a hundred, you could have made some better choices.

Speaker 5:
[16:26] Yeah, you got fleeced.

Speaker 4:
[16:28] Well, hey, that was, hey, here's the deal.

Speaker 1:
[16:30] I'm just saying.

Speaker 4:
[16:30] That's what my woman wanted. That's what my woman got.

Speaker 3:
[16:33] Now, I understand that.

Speaker 1:
[16:33] I will never pass up an opportunity to show this. The side pad, the best home for relaxing.

Speaker 5:
[16:43] Does that have a camouflage skirt?

Speaker 3:
[16:45] Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:46] Limited edition, baby.

Speaker 3:
[16:48] Yeah. That'd be Realtree Max 5 on the bottom of that, baby.

Speaker 1:
[16:52] If any of you live in a side pad currently, could you let us, send us an email, let us know how it's going, if it's going better than the triple version. If you had to also gut yours and spend a hundred grand.

Speaker 3:
[17:03] That's so good.

Speaker 4:
[17:04] That's a big one there though. First one, first one was a little old bitty thing.

Speaker 3:
[17:11] That's so good. Look at Si.

Speaker 1:
[17:12] Si had his own brand of mobile homes. Modular homes.

Speaker 3:
[17:19] Pre-manufactured.

Speaker 4:
[17:20] It ain't a mobile home.

Speaker 3:
[17:22] You can put towers on it. It's mobile.

Speaker 5:
[17:24] It ain't mobile. You know how Warren Buffett made most of his money? Mobile home. Really? Look it up.

Speaker 4:
[17:33] Modular.

Speaker 1:
[17:34] I'm sorry, I can't. I'm too busy looking at the camouflage background.

Speaker 5:
[17:38] Does that come with the, with the Si Pad?

Speaker 1:
[17:40] Of the TV and the Si Pad.

Speaker 3:
[17:42] There it is.

Speaker 4:
[17:43] Got to have TV.

Speaker 5:
[17:44] That was it.

Speaker 1:
[17:45] Got to have TV.

Speaker 4:
[17:46] Got to have TV.

Speaker 3:
[17:47] Holy cow.

Speaker 1:
[17:49] That's amazing.

Speaker 5:
[17:51] I wonder how many-

Speaker 3:
[17:52] That was only what, 12 years ago, 10 years ago?

Speaker 1:
[17:54] There's people still living in there.

Speaker 5:
[17:56] Oh yeah. I wonder how many of those they sold.

Speaker 4:
[17:59] A bunch.

Speaker 3:
[18:00] Had to call to find folks at Clayton Homes to figure it out. I think we need to run it back, Si.

Speaker 4:
[18:05] Bunch.

Speaker 3:
[18:06] What would you change about it?

Speaker 1:
[18:08] Oh, wait, there's more. There's more advertisements.

Speaker 3:
[18:11] Well, he was Clayton Homes.

Speaker 1:
[18:13] Check out my pad, Jack, the Si pad.

Speaker 3:
[18:16] That one's got a nice little earth tone outside.

Speaker 4:
[18:18] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[18:20] Look Clayton Homes, 2013, 13 years ago.

Speaker 4:
[18:25] The marketing was aimed to please.

Speaker 3:
[18:28] That is so good.

Speaker 1:
[18:32] It ain't a bad little place. I could do without the camouflage accents on the inside.

Speaker 3:
[18:37] No, man, you gotta have that.

Speaker 4:
[18:39] Well, Al's got one and that thing is beautiful.

Speaker 5:
[18:43] A Saipan? He don't have one.

Speaker 4:
[18:44] No, no, he has a big one. So Clayton Homes.

Speaker 5:
[18:48] You got an even bigger one.

Speaker 4:
[18:50] No, Al's is bigger than mine.

Speaker 1:
[18:52] No, yours is a triple. They had three 18-wheelers. Al only got two.

Speaker 4:
[18:58] Al's got the biggest one.

Speaker 3:
[19:00] You remember when Al moved into that thing? You remember Willie?

Speaker 1:
[19:07] I ain't going to say it, but yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 3:
[19:12] Now I look across my pond and all I see is a trailer.

Speaker 1:
[19:20] The friendly confines.

Speaker 5:
[19:24] Now he's got Christian here for a blocker.

Speaker 3:
[19:26] Oh man, he used to rip Al so much on that. Golly, that was funny. That was so, that was so good.

Speaker 4:
[19:36] A trailer park.

Speaker 1:
[19:37] I am. I got nothing.

Speaker 3:
[19:41] No, it just the way he used to talk about it.

Speaker 1:
[19:44] If I run out of money, I'm going to put a trailer right there on the other side of Willie.

Speaker 3:
[19:47] He'd be surrounded by it.

Speaker 1:
[19:49] Surround him.

Speaker 3:
[19:49] It'd be in Tornado Alley then.

Speaker 1:
[19:51] That's where my mom and dad lived in a trailer right there beside Willie's house before.

Speaker 3:
[19:56] Oh, yeah, where the backstop ended up, right?

Speaker 1:
[19:59] No, where the basketball court is now.

Speaker 5:
[20:02] One of the best years of my life. I was living in a trailer. On Caney Lake. Yeah. Well, they had not lived in that trailer right next to Field and Cave. Oh, that too.

Speaker 4:
[20:13] I didn't know you lived out there.

Speaker 5:
[20:15] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[20:16] You lived in the trailer for a while?

Speaker 5:
[20:17] Me and Anna lived there for about nine, 10 months. We went fishing every evening.

Speaker 1:
[20:27] That's awesome.

Speaker 5:
[20:29] We broke that thing in. I'm talking broke it in right. Oh, boy.

Speaker 1:
[20:32] Isaiah 50.

Speaker 3:
[20:35] Was it a Carly model?

Speaker 5:
[20:38] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 4:
[22:16] I've got a buddy of mine, though, he played 19 or 18 holes of golf with two golf balls in his shoe and didn't know it. He said, Oh man, my feet hurt.

Speaker 1:
[22:27] Hold on, hold on. Didn't know it?

Speaker 4:
[22:30] And didn't know it. He said, Oh man, my feet hurt. He hit a ball.

Speaker 5:
[22:34] Who did that?

Speaker 4:
[22:34] Huh? Don?

Speaker 5:
[22:37] Who's Don?

Speaker 4:
[22:37] Don Ashley? Don Ashley? No, no, I'm serious. The one played 18 holes of golf with two golf balls in his shoe for the hole and they're walking. They ain't got the cards. They're walking with the ball.

Speaker 3:
[22:52] Don ain't ever walk, no. He ain't ever walked 18 holes on a golf course.

Speaker 4:
[22:56] That's what he was, that's what he's playing golf for, for health.

Speaker 1:
[23:00] For health and he had two golf balls.

Speaker 4:
[23:03] That's right. And he, he, he, he weighed about five blisters on his feet.

Speaker 5:
[23:08] Playing golf for...

Speaker 4:
[23:09] Playing golf.

Speaker 3:
[23:10] You don't think, you don't think any of that bunch you play poker with lie to you, do you?

Speaker 5:
[23:15] Oh, they're all...

Speaker 4:
[23:16] They're all lie, they're all lie.

Speaker 5:
[23:18] All lie.

Speaker 4:
[23:18] Every human is a liar.

Speaker 5:
[23:19] World class lie.

Speaker 4:
[23:21] Okay, that's right.

Speaker 3:
[23:22] It sounds like to me, he trying to make an Uncle Si story. I mean, that's something you'd do. Except, you know, you'd eventually make a whole other one.

Speaker 4:
[23:30] He was a pretty good storyteller because, look, he goes to the house with his hand wrapped up. And I said, what happened? He said, well, I got some kind of disease and I had to cut two fingers off. That's sad. So look, he kept telling us, you know, and he said, the preacher's going to come by here in a minute and say a prayer for me to help me heal. You know, and it was, it was Cruz pulled up to play poker. So when Cruz come in to him, him and Don, he said, Jeff, Cruz just said a prayer for me out in your yard. That's okay. I saw you. Then he couldn't stand no more and he got to laugh and just took the bandages off. I said, Hey, come here man. I got to make clever. Come here and put your, your fingers right there, the hand down. I said, you lie to me again. I'm going to cut off two of them.

Speaker 3:
[24:19] Well, I hate to tell you, he lied to you about that golf ball.

Speaker 4:
[24:22] Well, hey, I wish we had a golf ball.

Speaker 1:
[24:25] Hey, I don't think I could get my shoe on.

Speaker 4:
[24:28] Four guys, hey, back him up.

Speaker 5:
[24:30] I said, hey, guess what? They're liars too.

Speaker 4:
[24:33] No, well, hey, he said he took his shoes off and he said, no one of my feet hurt. He said, look at the size of them blisters they wore.

Speaker 3:
[24:41] I got nothing.

Speaker 5:
[24:45] That's not believable.

Speaker 4:
[24:45] Well, that's it.

Speaker 3:
[24:46] I mean, that's one of them things. That's one thing.

Speaker 1:
[24:48] That's the end of this podcast.

Speaker 4:
[24:49] The podcast is over. Hey, Don had four blisters on and he played 18 holes of golf with two golf balls in his tennis shoe.

Speaker 1:
[24:57] And you believe it?

Speaker 4:
[24:59] I didn't say that. I'm just telling the story. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[25:03] He never said he believed it.

Speaker 4:
[25:04] I said this is true or I believe it.

Speaker 1:
[25:07] I just said, hey, these are the people Si hangs out with.

Speaker 3:
[25:11] Si went with all Fox News.

Speaker 1:
[25:13] I'll report.

Speaker 3:
[25:13] You decide.

Speaker 4:
[25:14] That's it, boys.

Speaker 3:
[25:15] That's what he said. I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[25:17] I'll report. Hey, you decide.

Speaker 1:
[25:18] Hands the reporter.

Speaker 3:
[25:19] Oh my goodness, Grace.

Speaker 1:
[25:21] That is a wild one.

Speaker 4:
[25:22] I tell you, I've led a very interesting life.

Speaker 3:
[25:26] It gets more interesting all the time.

Speaker 4:
[25:28] I've had some weird friends.

Speaker 3:
[25:30] Why do you think that is?

Speaker 1:
[25:32] Who do you think is your weirdest friend? Of all your friends ever, you've got a lot of weird friends.

Speaker 4:
[25:38] Probably Phil and Kay.

Speaker 3:
[25:41] Why are you Robertson's attractor weird ones?

Speaker 4:
[25:43] Well, hey, no, no, because look.

Speaker 3:
[25:45] Most of my friends are pretty normal.

Speaker 1:
[25:47] You say that, but we're friends with him.

Speaker 3:
[25:49] No, I understand.

Speaker 4:
[25:50] Hey, it was James H. Robertson and Merritt Robertson that started all this.

Speaker 5:
[25:55] And they were cousins, okay.

Speaker 4:
[25:58] And they say they were second cousins. Hey, I don't know. But hey, the Robson's, Joe, I guess we're a weird magnet. Because, you know, Bill has had some strange people come to his house and stay there, live there a while.

Speaker 5:
[26:18] Yeah, they just camp out.

Speaker 4:
[26:19] Yeah, just camp out. You know, you walk in there sometime and hey, it'd be some dude laying on the floor.

Speaker 1:
[26:26] You say, so many names are going through my head. Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[26:29] No, no, no, no.

Speaker 5:
[26:30] You say, hey, what's wrong with him?

Speaker 4:
[26:34] Because he's always snoring. So what's wrong with him? I saw he's okay.

Speaker 3:
[26:40] Anybody ever just showed up at your house? No.

Speaker 4:
[26:43] Every now and here. Yeah. It's the overflow.

Speaker 1:
[26:48] The overflow is so. We need to just have an episode of filling Si's eclectic friendships. We can bring Skip Cuvion on. Tell about how he remembers when he was in the womb. Tim Mize.

Speaker 3:
[27:03] There was Dartmouth.

Speaker 4:
[27:08] Who was that? Oh, that was the artist.

Speaker 1:
[27:11] Skip 100 percent says.

Speaker 4:
[27:13] I can remember when I was in the womb.

Speaker 1:
[27:15] He remembers being in the womb.

Speaker 4:
[27:17] Yeah. He was philosophized. Okay. Thank you. Let's see what I need to do here.

Speaker 3:
[27:26] Let's give it a go over, y'all.

Speaker 1:
[27:27] That would be wild and would build something for this office, like a table, and it would have 472 screws in it.

Speaker 4:
[27:36] But that's one thing. No, but that's one thing about growing up in the Robertson neighborhood. Life was never dull.

Speaker 3:
[27:46] I know, y'all were poachers.

Speaker 4:
[27:47] Oh, no, because they-

Speaker 1:
[27:48] Running from the law, has that effect.

Speaker 4:
[27:50] We had more fun.

Speaker 5:
[27:54] Well, a couple of those guys.

Speaker 4:
[27:56] You would have to go to Africa and catch you about 40 monkeys and put them in a barrel. You have as much fun as you have around the neighborhood, Robertson neighborhood.

Speaker 5:
[28:05] That would be pretty fun.

Speaker 1:
[28:06] I don't know if that's fun or not. Catching monkeys? Monkeys are mean.

Speaker 4:
[28:12] Oh, no, you'd have to have 40 monkeys in the barrel. That's fun. I've had.

Speaker 5:
[28:16] There used to be a game when I was a kid. We had monkeys in a barrel. Remember that game?

Speaker 1:
[28:21] Pull it out.

Speaker 5:
[28:21] Anyway, Si, you know that the only other official sighting of the Black Panther came from one of Phil's assistants.

Speaker 4:
[28:30] Oh, no, I had one of my aunts shot at one in a oak tree above our house. She was pregnant at the time. She missed it. That was the bad part. That was the funny part. This woman could shoot, buddy. You got to say nobody. What do you mean? What do you mean? You missed it. She said, well, I got excited. I just looked up and seen him growling at me. She said, you know, scared me a little bit. So I missed it.

Speaker 1:
[28:59] Who was she pregnant with? I'd like to meet that person.

Speaker 4:
[29:04] Alexander's.

Speaker 1:
[29:06] So who was the other Black Panther?

Speaker 4:
[29:07] May have been Tim Alexander. Yeah, I'll tell you, he's kind of like me. He's had all the diseases too of childhood.

Speaker 1:
[29:15] Diseases of childhood. Hold on. Who else saw the black?

Speaker 5:
[29:19] It was one of one of the Huffy, Duffy, Snuffy.

Speaker 4:
[29:24] I have no idea.

Speaker 5:
[29:26] One of the Huffy's. Well, he was like, I think his name was, I think we called him Huffy. He was friends with, anyways, I forget, but he had claimed to say the black panther on the main road. So that's when him and Phil started putting out cameras and looking for tracks. But they never came up with any evidence.

Speaker 1:
[29:47] No hard evidence.

Speaker 4:
[29:48] Phil seems to play the tracks, cat tracks over on Phil's property. And that was about, you know, they get bigger than my hand, Martin, especially after a rain on, on a muddy, muddy right away.

Speaker 1:
[30:05] Yeah. I believe you. Martin doesn't seem to be buying into that one.

Speaker 5:
[30:10] And, uh, that thing, there was one other sighting, but I think those guys, but here's what we're talking about at the beginning of the podcast. The, uh, Oh, the psychedelic psychedelics. I think there were psychedelics involved.

Speaker 4:
[30:22] Oh, no, here's what it gets me. They did micro. We've got mountain lions. Okay, that's a big cat. That deal. But they're, they're like a deer, comma, that color with this two-tone. They got a little, little tan and then a little orange glow to them. And the other part.

Speaker 3:
[30:40] How many mountain lions you've seen?

Speaker 4:
[30:42] Well, I've seen quite a few.

Speaker 1:
[30:45] He's led an interest in that.

Speaker 4:
[30:46] But I did see one of them on Phil's property.

Speaker 5:
[30:51] Oh, wait, you saw a mountain lion and a black panther and a black panther.

Speaker 4:
[30:56] There you go. I saw a big cat.

Speaker 5:
[31:00] I did see a mountain lion.

Speaker 4:
[31:02] Mountain lion. But there's a mountain lion. And it was in the pine tickets. You know, when you're going out to Phil's place, on the red-cut rope, he saw it.

Speaker 5:
[31:12] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[31:12] Yeah. He's driving along and that's running with him.

Speaker 5:
[31:16] Oh, yeah. It's a very, very believable story.

Speaker 4:
[31:19] About 15 miles an hour, he's looking at this thing, jumping through the woods, you know. So, he pulled up.

Speaker 3:
[31:27] Was this before or after Christ?

Speaker 5:
[31:31] Well, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[31:32] Because Al was known to dabble.

Speaker 4:
[31:33] Well, he was living down there, but he saw it, you know. But hey, you got the big black mountain line, not a black mountain, but a mountain line. You got the big, the one in Florida, he's not a black panther.

Speaker 5:
[31:50] That's Florida panther.

Speaker 3:
[31:52] As soon as you leave the airport.

Speaker 4:
[31:54] No, this one's Florida. Jaguar. He's South America.

Speaker 5:
[31:59] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[31:59] But they got him in Florida.

Speaker 3:
[32:00] How the heck did he get to Florida?

Speaker 1:
[32:02] It's a short film.

Speaker 4:
[32:03] Look, that's another thing. They said everything is moving from the South going North.

Speaker 1:
[32:09] How are they going to get over that wall?

Speaker 4:
[32:09] Oh, you big cats. What?

Speaker 1:
[32:12] How are they going to get over that wall?

Speaker 3:
[32:14] They stop right there, plenty to eat.

Speaker 1:
[32:16] The one between us and Mexico.

Speaker 4:
[32:19] You know wall, son. You got to go to China to have a great wall, boy. Oh man.

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Speaker 4:
[34:05] Oh, that's a human being in a black suit on.

Speaker 1:
[34:10] Don't ruin the... Glenn Daniels said he found this one in West Virginia on a trail cam.

Speaker 3:
[34:16] That's Godwin.

Speaker 1:
[34:18] Look at there.

Speaker 4:
[34:18] That's Johnny God on top of the black dark side of the moon, boys.

Speaker 3:
[34:22] That's old Johnny Godwin.

Speaker 4:
[34:23] That's the dark...

Speaker 3:
[34:24] Look at that visor. I'd know that face anywhere, man.

Speaker 1:
[34:27] That Black Panther has shrunk, by the way.

Speaker 3:
[34:29] Yeah, he's a house cat.

Speaker 4:
[34:31] Hey, hey.

Speaker 1:
[34:33] Uh-oh, Stone's getting up in age. He got to take a break.

Speaker 3:
[34:36] A little TT break, boys, he'll be back.

Speaker 1:
[34:40] There is another one.

Speaker 4:
[34:41] Prostrate is acting up, boys.

Speaker 1:
[34:44] I did get a Black Panther email that I've never seen this photo, which is rare.

Speaker 3:
[34:52] Oh, there you go.

Speaker 4:
[34:52] Doesn't look like a regular cat. Okay. Because the news.

Speaker 1:
[34:56] I would say I've probably seen more Black Panther photos than any human being on earth at this point, because everybody sends me everyone that's ever been on a tree.

Speaker 4:
[35:04] Wait, was he on a tree? He looked like he was climbing on a tree.

Speaker 1:
[35:08] Damien from Conway, South Carolina.

Speaker 3:
[35:11] Damien.

Speaker 1:
[35:12] Sent this one in. Martin's just laughing.

Speaker 4:
[35:20] That's a good one.

Speaker 1:
[35:21] Why is it bad?

Speaker 4:
[35:22] It is a good one. No, that's a good one.

Speaker 1:
[35:24] It's a baby Black Panther.

Speaker 4:
[35:25] I'm like Martin.

Speaker 1:
[35:27] That is not a house cat.

Speaker 4:
[35:29] No, that looks like somebody has used a saw. It looks like a cut out and planted it back.

Speaker 1:
[35:38] Why does its tail come from it?

Speaker 3:
[35:40] That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4:
[35:41] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[35:43] Its tail looks like it needs to sign up for Hems.

Speaker 4:
[35:46] Yeah. Martin's laughing. I know why he was laughing. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[35:49] His tail is the reason Stone's in the bathroom right now.

Speaker 4:
[35:52] He went and bought him a four-way sheet of plywood. And had a saw and had done that and then painted it black and soon hooked it on the tree.

Speaker 3:
[36:02] That's so bad.

Speaker 4:
[36:04] No, no. That's good. I love it.

Speaker 1:
[36:07] Somebody put that on in front of somebody's towel can.

Speaker 4:
[36:11] That's like a cowboy with his horse. Did you see people's yards? No. What? I don't know. What?

Speaker 1:
[36:19] A yard has a cowboy on a horse.

Speaker 4:
[36:22] No, he ain't on a horse. He's on one knee praying.

Speaker 1:
[36:25] Oh, I've seen that. Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[36:28] Okay. There we go. With a horse. With a horse. It's a cross.

Speaker 3:
[36:32] That's so bad.

Speaker 4:
[36:34] I knew why you was laughing.

Speaker 3:
[36:36] Yeah, that's just bad.

Speaker 1:
[36:38] That might be the worst one. Oh, I really wasn't paying that close of attention to it, but that is a-

Speaker 3:
[36:43] And then you got it on a picture.

Speaker 4:
[36:44] Hey, that would put me on the horns of a dilemma if I actually saw one, y'all.

Speaker 1:
[36:51] He's still going.

Speaker 4:
[36:52] With the 30-30 in my hand.

Speaker 5:
[36:56] What would-

Speaker 4:
[36:56] Because people say they don't exist, and I'm just saying, I ought to kill him and then show him to you. Then maybe you'd believe.

Speaker 5:
[37:04] Well, you call-

Speaker 4:
[37:05] I said, but-

Speaker 5:
[37:06] Call Wildlife and Fisheries, ask them if you can shoot one.

Speaker 4:
[37:08] No, no. Well, I did. I did that one night, and hey, I wish why I had this conversation done. Coach, there's a guy on the other end of the line. He said, no, I said, wait a minute. Why can't I shoot my imagination? I said, you're telling me I don't see what I see. I said, so now I called and asked permission to shoot it. You saw, oh, you can shoot them.

Speaker 1:
[37:35] What are the rules? Like if I shot a moose in Louisiana, there's no moose season.

Speaker 4:
[37:43] All you gotta say is I was in fear of my life.

Speaker 5:
[37:48] I was scared for my life.

Speaker 4:
[37:50] But hey, I come around a big oak tree, and I said, there he was.

Speaker 3:
[37:54] If you shoot a moose, though, call me.

Speaker 5:
[37:56] That stuff's good.

Speaker 3:
[37:58] I'll help you butcher him up.

Speaker 4:
[38:00] We'll have a party. It's like when that guy killed that bull, and he's talking about, hey, what are we going to do?

Speaker 1:
[38:06] When he punched us.

Speaker 3:
[38:07] Barbecue.

Speaker 4:
[38:08] Yeah, we're going to have barbecue. Call all the folks.

Speaker 3:
[38:10] Barbecue.

Speaker 1:
[38:12] That's so funny. Yeah, I just don't know the rules on shooting animals that there are no seasons for. Because they're not supposed to be there. But I mean, a moose could get lost and walk down I-20.

Speaker 3:
[38:27] Cross the Mississippi River.

Speaker 1:
[38:29] You don't have to cross the Mississippi River to get to me.

Speaker 3:
[38:30] We got bridges. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[38:33] I'm on the moose side of the Mississippi River.

Speaker 3:
[38:36] Are you? I guess some, yeah, some of them.

Speaker 1:
[38:39] A moose could technically walk from Colorado to here if he felt like it.

Speaker 3:
[38:43] Oh yeah, a chyrus moose. I forgot about them little guys.

Speaker 4:
[38:48] Little?

Speaker 3:
[38:48] Well, compared to like the Yukon mooses and all them others.

Speaker 1:
[38:51] Technically, that could walk here too. It would just take a really long time.

Speaker 3:
[38:54] He better get started.

Speaker 4:
[38:56] That's a big animal.

Speaker 3:
[38:57] He better get started if he gonna make it here. He better get to rolling.

Speaker 1:
[39:02] I don't think I could shoot a moose. I would feel bad about it because they're so big.

Speaker 3:
[39:06] I've been watching too much Ice Age. All I'm thinking about is old manny walking down here.

Speaker 4:
[39:12] The moose?

Speaker 3:
[39:12] The woolly mammoth.

Speaker 4:
[39:13] Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[39:15] If you see a woolly mammoth, do not shoot it. You will be in trouble. Those are endangered, sir.

Speaker 4:
[39:21] Yeah, they're extinct.

Speaker 3:
[39:23] How do you feel about dinosaurs? We ever asked you that? How do you feel about dinosaurs? What does this carry?

Speaker 4:
[39:29] What do you mean? Do they exist?

Speaker 3:
[39:31] Were they here?

Speaker 1:
[39:32] Yeah, of course they were. Are there people that don't believe in dinosaurs now?

Speaker 3:
[39:37] I think so. Yeah. I think that's a pretty big deal.

Speaker 4:
[39:39] They need to go to Montana.

Speaker 3:
[39:42] Montana? Yeah. They go to Glen Rose, Texas. The dinosaur capital of Texas.

Speaker 4:
[39:48] You can see some of the bones.

Speaker 3:
[39:50] Yeah. I was just curious. There are people, right? I'm not making this up, correct? You're on the Internet.

Speaker 1:
[39:57] I'm doing it right now.

Speaker 3:
[39:59] Did dinosaurs exist?

Speaker 1:
[40:01] Why do people think dinosaurs are a myth?

Speaker 3:
[40:04] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[40:05] I mean, I went through a state where I was worried about birds.

Speaker 3:
[40:08] And the moon.

Speaker 4:
[40:09] I got a question.

Speaker 1:
[40:10] I believed in the moon.

Speaker 4:
[40:11] You got to have a little faith in it.

Speaker 1:
[40:12] People on it, I was questioning. I'm now siding with the people on it.

Speaker 4:
[40:16] You know why I think that they existed? Because where did the oil come from? Oil? Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[40:23] You cook it?

Speaker 4:
[40:24] Earl.

Speaker 3:
[40:27] Goodbye, Earl.

Speaker 4:
[40:27] That's where all that oil came from was dead dinosaurs.

Speaker 3:
[40:30] Dead dinosaurs.

Speaker 5:
[40:32] Thousands of them.

Speaker 3:
[40:34] Millions, brother.

Speaker 4:
[40:35] That's right.

Speaker 3:
[40:36] Millions.

Speaker 4:
[40:37] Big ones.

Speaker 1:
[40:37] I don't know about that part.

Speaker 4:
[40:39] Big, bad ones with big giant teeth.

Speaker 5:
[40:44] Yeah, that's one of the best songs ever made.

Speaker 3:
[40:47] Goodbye, Earl.

Speaker 1:
[40:48] No, dinosaur.

Speaker 3:
[40:49] Oh, dinosaur.

Speaker 5:
[40:50] It's a good one.

Speaker 3:
[40:51] I went back to Earl.

Speaker 5:
[40:53] That's right, Earl.

Speaker 1:
[40:55] Dinosaur is a jam. We were at the...

Speaker 3:
[40:58] Singing a song about making love to your drummer.

Speaker 1:
[41:01] Oh, boy.

Speaker 4:
[41:03] That's the best one is.

Speaker 1:
[41:04] No, we were at... Where were we at? We were at the Flying Tiger the other night. There was a guy up in the corner singing, and he just cranked out a little dinosaur.

Speaker 3:
[41:13] Oh, really? What Carter think of that? Was he there with y'all?

Speaker 1:
[41:16] He was amazed that I knew every word to a song from the 1900s.

Speaker 3:
[41:19] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[41:20] There's a new thing kids are doing, too, where they ask you what year you were born, and as soon as you say 19, they start singing the Jurassic Park theme song. And all my kids are about to get whooped over it. Dad, what year were you born? I'm like 19, and I'm like, it's not funny. I'm not that old.

Speaker 3:
[41:40] Yeah, we are.

Speaker 1:
[41:41] Yeah, we are.

Speaker 3:
[41:42] We really are.

Speaker 1:
[41:43] That's what the kids are doing these days, Si.

Speaker 3:
[41:45] Yeah, we really are that old. And that's fine. That's a badge of honor.

Speaker 4:
[41:48] What got me about the dinosaurs is all the different species.

Speaker 1:
[41:53] Yeah, they're like dogs.

Speaker 4:
[41:54] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[41:56] Yeah, they had a lot of-

Speaker 4:
[41:57] You got your little bitty ones, then you got your child ones.

Speaker 3:
[42:00] That's because they was cousins.

Speaker 4:
[42:01] And then you got your super big ones, big long neck, and all they ate was vegetables.

Speaker 5:
[42:08] What about the ones under underwater?

Speaker 4:
[42:10] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[42:11] Them are the ones we got to be worried about.

Speaker 4:
[42:13] They were cool.

Speaker 1:
[42:14] No, not no word. They could still be around.

Speaker 5:
[42:18] Yeah, how would you know?

Speaker 3:
[42:19] That ocean's deep, man.

Speaker 1:
[42:20] That ocean's big.

Speaker 4:
[42:21] Well, I would fixate. That's true.

Speaker 1:
[42:23] Because I'm a believer in the flood took out the dinosaurs. I will take out the underwater ones.

Speaker 4:
[42:31] You know, that, hey, there's stuff we ain't even seen yet in the ocean.

Speaker 1:
[42:37] Oh, 100 percent.

Speaker 4:
[42:39] Well, that's why when somebody says they don't believe in Black Panther. What?

Speaker 1:
[42:44] You think that there's an aquatic Black Panther?

Speaker 3:
[42:48] No, that's where they go for refuge. Joe, the Black Marriott of Trent.

Speaker 4:
[42:52] There's stuff we hadn't even seen that lives in the ocean. Oh, hey, why can't there be stuff that lives in the jungle? I think of that. Watch the TV and they found a new, okay, they got him on a camera, trail camera. He's a little deer like animal, dark brown, not the dick dick, and he's got a white markings on his face. He looks like some of the stuff in Africa. That's got the big straight horns that go up. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[43:26] Where does he live?

Speaker 1:
[43:27] This thing?

Speaker 3:
[43:29] New tiny deer species.

Speaker 4:
[43:31] He's dark brown, I said.

Speaker 1:
[43:33] I just typed in new deer and saw what would come up.

Speaker 4:
[43:36] No, he's about that size and they say he's some kind of cow.

Speaker 3:
[43:41] A cow?

Speaker 4:
[43:41] Yeah. They say he's some kind of cow and they're looking for him now. They got a team of scientists down there. Yeah. They found him. What they know is a Secret of the Jungle.

Speaker 1:
[43:53] I Googled that.

Speaker 4:
[43:55] And what they found is they found a cave on this island in the Pacific.

Speaker 1:
[44:00] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[44:00] Okay. It was a hospital.

Speaker 1:
[44:04] Secrets of the Jungle is a Pokemon movie.

Speaker 4:
[44:06] It was a hospital that the Japanese used during the war. They found bullets, operating room, broken bones, leg like leg bones where they had an amputated. But they was the ones that lived on that island was a special, like the green beret in the military. They was specialist in their field.

Speaker 5:
[44:36] Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 4:
[44:38] But that's what they found that one animal that I'm talking about. They seen it on that island. Now they're trying to track it down. They can't do it. So they fixed the trap, bringing in dogs to run it down. That will track him.

Speaker 3:
[44:53] That might need to tell them about a thermal drone.

Speaker 4:
[44:55] Well, no, no.

Speaker 1:
[44:55] Well, hey, what channel was this on? What channel was this?

Speaker 4:
[45:01] I don't know what channel.

Speaker 1:
[45:02] There's odds that this is new.

Speaker 4:
[45:03] I was just going through it.

Speaker 1:
[45:04] 2005.

Speaker 4:
[45:05] Yeah, I just went to it.

Speaker 1:
[45:07] This could be an old episode.

Speaker 4:
[45:09] The title was Secrets of the Jungle. Well, when I said Secrets of the Jungle, I said, let me see what it's about. Then, hey, come up with a missing little, because they think it's about to go extinct.

Speaker 3:
[45:23] Well, if he's on an island, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[45:25] Well, no, no, because, hey, he's the only one.

Speaker 4:
[45:28] But he's a beautiful animal, because he's dark brown, and then he's got white markings on his face, and then he's got the long two poles of antlers, about four foot long.

Speaker 3:
[45:45] All right, look, springtime is here. It's warming up. You know what that means? That means more outside cooking, and y'all know, we love to eat beef around here, and that's what because of our friends over at TriTails, beef makes such a good product, baby. Ain't it good?

Speaker 1:
[46:00] It's so good. Our friend, Si Robertson would say, buy on the grill.

Speaker 3:
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Speaker 4:
[46:59] Yeah, she ain't a big meat eater, folks.

Speaker 3:
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Speaker 5:
[47:13] How big was it?

Speaker 4:
[47:14] Oh, he had probably weighed, like about the size of a deer. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:21] Is it a deer or a cow?

Speaker 4:
[47:22] Normal size deer, 100 pounds, 125. Yeah. But they say is some type of cow is what they say.

Speaker 1:
[47:31] How do we just now find an 120 pound cow?

Speaker 4:
[47:34] Well, I just tell you what I saw on TV.

Speaker 1:
[47:37] That's unbelievable.

Speaker 4:
[47:39] But they got about four pictures of him on a trail cow. But he's a beautiful animal. And he's like the little deer in Florida.

Speaker 3:
[47:51] In 2024, scientists identified a brand new deer species called Pudella carlae in Peru.

Speaker 1:
[48:00] That's the one I showed him.

Speaker 3:
[48:02] Tiny mountain dwelling deer. But this was in the Andes Mountains, not a Pacific island.

Speaker 4:
[48:10] This one was on a island in the Pacific.

Speaker 1:
[48:13] In the Pacific?

Speaker 3:
[48:14] A headline about the new Peruvian deer.

Speaker 1:
[48:17] That's all you're going to find.

Speaker 3:
[48:18] Yeah. Interesting.

Speaker 1:
[48:20] I'm going to do some research.

Speaker 4:
[48:21] Just like all Aztec stuff, it's in the jungle.

Speaker 1:
[48:25] In Mexico?

Speaker 4:
[48:26] Well, Mexico and other places. Well, the jungle has actually took over it. It used to be like a thriving city with thousands of people then. They figured they couldn't figure out what happened to the population. They found all these bones. That's wild.

Speaker 3:
[48:54] Which one?

Speaker 4:
[48:55] The Aztecs.

Speaker 5:
[48:57] Probably a disease.

Speaker 4:
[49:00] Well, they had to check to just say, well, hey, they died for some reason. And we ain't figured out why they died. You don't reckon it used to be a gigantic city.

Speaker 3:
[49:11] You don't reckon it went underwater one day, do you?

Speaker 4:
[49:13] Right. That was the only way they'd die.

Speaker 1:
[49:18] First time he came with water, next time it's what you got.

Speaker 4:
[49:20] You only tread water so long.

Speaker 3:
[49:23] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[49:24] Forty days and forty nights is not optimal. Especially when there's still more coming down.

Speaker 3:
[49:29] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[49:30] Yeah. Then the fountains of the deep have been opened.

Speaker 3:
[49:34] Yeah. Come from below, above, everywhere.

Speaker 4:
[49:36] Everywhere.

Speaker 3:
[49:38] That's wild.

Speaker 1:
[49:38] I don't want to be taken out by water or fire.

Speaker 4:
[49:41] I had an experience with that in Alabama.

Speaker 1:
[49:45] Noah's Ark South Flood?

Speaker 4:
[49:47] No, no. About the flood. Because you got to think about it. It's a mountain. My water source for where I live there in Alabama was a spring water. They had run PCV pipe, okay, down to the house. All I do is turn it on ice cold spring water.

Speaker 3:
[50:14] Ice cold.

Speaker 4:
[50:15] Here's the thing. Paint Rock River is at the bottom of this mountain. It went dry in the 20s. The river did. Well, guess where everybody got their water during that period?

Speaker 3:
[50:31] Top of the mountain.

Speaker 4:
[50:32] Yeah, that's spring water that was in hooked to my house.

Speaker 3:
[50:38] But you didn't have a water bill then?

Speaker 4:
[50:40] No. All I had was spring water that just, and hey, that guy was pretty smart. Three inch, two inch, one inch, half inch. Oh, necked it down. He come down the mountain.

Speaker 3:
[50:54] Necked it down for flow and pressure.

Speaker 4:
[50:56] Hey, when you turn that water on, I'd say the pressure was 60 pounds. Yeah, and ice cold.

Speaker 3:
[51:05] Ice cold.

Speaker 1:
[51:06] What if you want it hot?

Speaker 3:
[51:08] Or you got a water heater.

Speaker 4:
[51:10] Hey, if you want it hot, you gotta put it in a pan and boil it. Yeah. But hey, I wouldn't do that. All I do is every day I get home, fill up a glass of water, drink it.

Speaker 3:
[51:19] How'd you take a shower? Why'd you shower?

Speaker 4:
[51:22] Oh, no, no. They had a hot water heater in there. To heat the water up.

Speaker 3:
[51:26] I was about to say.

Speaker 4:
[51:29] No, you're going to take a cold shower too.

Speaker 3:
[51:33] That'd kill our buddy Godwin.

Speaker 1:
[51:35] Godwin wore a hot springs kind of fella.

Speaker 3:
[51:37] Yeah, he's a hot tub fella.

Speaker 4:
[51:40] Look, that thing, that spring was 10 yards below the peak, up the highest point.

Speaker 3:
[51:47] Did you ever have to go up there and work on it?

Speaker 4:
[51:49] Oh, it was a brown circle about both sides of these tables. And it was about seven foot deep and a sandy bottom, and the sand was, this was a good spring. Sand was bubbling up about two foot, yes, constantly.

Speaker 5:
[52:07] I bet that was good water. I bet it was good.

Speaker 4:
[52:10] Oh no.

Speaker 1:
[52:11] It should have bottled it.

Speaker 4:
[52:12] You know, yeah. You know, in Vivian, Louisiana, there's one in the cliff, and the guy that owned the land took a pipe, knocked it in the wall, and hung a different pair. And that thing was just cold ice, cold water, coming out at all times. We'd walk up there just to get us, you know, different ice cold spring water.

Speaker 3:
[52:41] And our water is just yellow.

Speaker 5:
[52:43] It's always yellow.

Speaker 1:
[52:44] Yeah, that's good water if it's yellow.

Speaker 5:
[52:46] I drink, I got to buy an old canny one day and drink.

Speaker 1:
[52:50] Canny lake water?

Speaker 5:
[52:51] Canny lake water. It looked good.

Speaker 1:
[52:53] That's going to look better than the rest of our water.

Speaker 4:
[52:55] Well, I've drunk Red River.

Speaker 5:
[52:57] It didn't work out. Yeah, I was crapping through his green door for about three days.

Speaker 4:
[53:03] I drank some of the Red River when I was a teenager. No ill effects. It was flowing there. It's flowing water.

Speaker 5:
[53:12] That's the difference between in-braiding and not in-braiding.

Speaker 4:
[53:16] No, hey, hey.

Speaker 3:
[53:18] That's cross-bred and purebred.

Speaker 4:
[53:21] Not only that, sandy, sandy.

Speaker 1:
[53:24] Do you think the Red River is good to drink?

Speaker 4:
[53:27] Right. It was back when I was a child.

Speaker 5:
[53:29] Now, nowadays, it was a red back then, was it?

Speaker 4:
[53:33] It's clear.

Speaker 5:
[53:33] It was clear.

Speaker 4:
[53:34] It's clear. It's flowing. Sand is purifying itself all the time.

Speaker 5:
[53:39] Red River in Arkansas is about the prettiest thing you ever saw.

Speaker 4:
[53:42] I know.

Speaker 1:
[53:42] The Washtenaw River in Arkansas is beautiful.

Speaker 4:
[53:45] Once you get up high enough, I drink that water up there on Red River in Arkansas.

Speaker 5:
[53:50] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[53:50] I drink it when it's worth it. All the rocks and stuff, it goes over all the time. Rock and roll.

Speaker 1:
[53:58] We got to study them.

Speaker 4:
[53:59] I'm serious.

Speaker 1:
[54:00] We got to send you all.

Speaker 5:
[54:01] Just think about all the antioxidants he puts in his body every day. That tea, two gallons of tea every day.

Speaker 3:
[54:09] This goes to show you.

Speaker 4:
[54:10] Hey, I flush my system, son.

Speaker 3:
[54:13] It goes to show you what rest will do for you, rest and hydration.

Speaker 4:
[54:16] Yeah. It will make you more active too. I did that again. I did that again, Martin.

Speaker 1:
[54:24] The key to life, rest and hydration.

Speaker 3:
[54:26] At first day he said, I'm active, what are you actively doing?

Speaker 4:
[54:35] What's the Almighty going to do?

Speaker 1:
[54:37] I already teased us with a verse earlier. Isaiah 52-7, how beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion, your God reigns.

Speaker 4:
[54:55] And how can they believe unless somebody preaches the gospel?

Speaker 5:
[54:59] Tells them about it.

Speaker 1:
[55:01] Go tell somebody about Jesus.

Speaker 3:
[55:03] We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room. We're out.