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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[01:05] All right, Kash Patel is using his power as FBI director to fly his girlfriend around on a government PJ and intimidate journalists. Let's pop this up. New and breaking, the FBI began investigating New York Times reporter Elizabeth Williamson earlier this year, after she published a story about how Kash Patel was using FBI personnel to provide his girlfriend with government security and transportation. FBI agents interviewed Patel's girlfriend about Williamson, queried databases for info on the reporter and recommended moving forward to determine whether the reporter broke federal stalking laws. These guys are such babies. They are such bedwetters. I just want to remind before I get pumps and Josh take on this, I want to remind you the sitting director of the FBI, Josh pumps and I, this is one of our favorite tweets out of the administration. I just want to get your take on this. Pop this up. Kash Patel tweeted, I am so proud of the work of this FBI. We're taking violent criminals off the streets and record numbers, crushing the fentanyl crisis, dismantling cartels, saving children, hunting down terrorists and so much more. Let me be clear. We will not be distracted by baseless rumors or noise from uninformed internet anarchists and the fake news. I've always said criticize me all you want, but going after the people doing great work, my personal life or those around me is a total disgrace. The disgustingly baseless attacks against Alexis, a true patriot and the woman I'm proud to call my partner in life are beyond pathetic. She is a rock solid conservative and country music sensation who has done more for this nation than most will in 10 lifetimes. I'm so blessed she's in my life. And then he goes on on about clickbait, haters, et cetera, et cetera. Josh, what do you think about the sitting FBI director? And this is just his girlfriend. This isn't a fiance, this isn't a wife. She's a lot more attractive than he is.

Speaker 3:
[03:21] A lot more.

Speaker 2:
[03:24] Getting on there and saying she's a patriot and a country music sensation. Josh, what's your take on that? Pumps and I just, we could read it all day long.

Speaker 4:
[03:34] If you put this shit up on a Saturday Night Live skit, I would say this is not real. This isn't possible. And here's the thing. So, in my other life, I'm a criminal defense lawyer. I appear often in federal court, as do many, many FBI agents. As mortified as I am or you are about that particular statement from this particular person, there are thousands of agents and or assistant US attorneys across the country that are just as mortified, that that is the leader of the FBI. A former podcaster who is dating a 27-year-old country musicist and great patriot.

Speaker 2:
[04:27] And pop that back up, Kylie. This is this I just I'm sorry. Here we go. She is a rock solid conservative and a country music sensation who has done more for this nation than most will in ten lifetimes. That is really quite an accomplishment. She's done more at the age of 27, despite being a country music sensation. She has done more for this country than most have in ten lifetimes.

Speaker 4:
[04:54] So she's done more for the country in addition to her contribution to country music. Is that right?

Speaker 2:
[05:00] In addition, as a side hustle, she's a patriot.

Speaker 3:
[05:02] To be fair, I do not give Kash Patel a blowjob for my nation in the name of patriotism. There's just no fucking way that would happen. Here's the deal about this whole stalking thing. I went to the statute about federal stalking because I'm like, how would he get any kind of federal stalking charge on this? In stalking cases, according to US Code, you have to be in a dating relationship, a domestic partner, or have some type of familial relationship. So this was bullshit from jump, and our FBI agents were taken off what could have been real criminal white collar cases even, but they're not because they're dicking off with Kash Patel's girlfriend.

Speaker 2:
[05:47] Because he has to secure the bag for Alexis. And here's the deal, I believe it was this article, maybe it was a different one. It was revealed that the FBI was driving around Alexis when she is not being the aforementioned country music sensation and or a patriot, that is more patriotic than most people in 10 lifetimes.

Speaker 4:
[06:05] So it would be hard to find when she's talking about Alexis.

Speaker 2:
[06:07] They're driving her and her friends around as their DDs. Kash has FBI agents driving around a drunken country music sensation and esteemed patriot Alexis and her friends so they don't get DUIs.

Speaker 4:
[06:22] Probably while she's doing community service for veterans in between country checks. Right, absolutely.

Speaker 2:
[06:28] Homeless veterans, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[06:29] Homeless veterans, yeah. I want to say one thing that was sort of skipped on this story, which was this was presented to the US. Attorney's Office. It says that they sort of summarily sort of sent this back. And so I can see how this would go. They bring this to the US. Attorney's Office and they say, Hey, we don't have a federal statute that's been violated here. Okay, so don't send me this shit anymore. There's no charge. Even if we wanted to invent some charge here, we don't even have that. So that's really what happened.

Speaker 2:
[06:58] Well, cash money to Ching Ching when he is not offering internet support for the aforementioned country music sensation and Patriot of the Year, Alexis, he goes on to Sean Hannity to address this. Start the clip.

Speaker 5:
[07:13] Going after you that you used the FBI because you didn't like a story about your girlfriend. And is there any truth to that? Because I've known you a long time, it just doesn't sound like you.

Speaker 6:
[07:26] Absolutely not. The reality is that, thanks Sean, is that this same reporter delivered a baseless story which caused a direct threat of life to my girlfriend. And that's-

Speaker 2:
[07:36] What a pussy. I mean, it's just-

Speaker 3:
[07:38] What is that bullshit?

Speaker 2:
[07:39] It's a light in the bed wedding. And here's the thing, like we're having to watch Kash Patel desperately cling on to continuing to get laid. Let's just cut through all the bullshit. All of this, the tweet, the Sean Hannity appearance, the investigation into the journalist, is because this is the best piece of ass that Kash Patel has ever gotten, and he is clinging on to it for dear life and bringing down the United States of America with it.

Speaker 4:
[08:09] In addition, it's not just enough that he's the director of the FBI. She's saying, hey, you're gonna have to throw in a fucking plane for me to stay in this thing with you.

Speaker 2:
[08:18] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[08:18] I mean, I'm not just doing it.

Speaker 2:
[08:20] I'm not buying commercial.

Speaker 4:
[08:21] Yeah, your title alone is not doing this.

Speaker 3:
[08:24] I want a private plane.

Speaker 2:
[08:25] I'm not doing a TSA.

Speaker 4:
[08:28] And the fact that Sean Hannity gives him a character endorsement, I've known you a long time. This just doesn't sound like you, Kash. I mean, you're just a breath of fresh air and someone who's got such moral clarity.

Speaker 2:
[08:44] Integrity.

Speaker 4:
[08:45] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[08:46] Such integrity.

Speaker 4:
[08:47] These rumors and stuff, will you please shore this up for us, for our listeners, and tell them how good of a person you are?

Speaker 2:
[08:53] I mean, Jesus. Okay.

Speaker 4:
[08:55] Circle jerk city.

Speaker 2:
[08:57] All right. The House Democrats are demanding Kash Patel answer for his drinking. Pop this up. House Democrats demand Kash Patel complete the alcohol use disorders identification test as part of their investigation into his drinking. These glimpses of your relationship to alcohol would be alarming to see in an FBI agent. For us to see them in the FBI director himself is shocking. Josh.

Speaker 4:
[09:24] Well, can you put that clip back up? I want to see this again. What is an alcohol use disorders identification test for starters?

Speaker 2:
[09:32] I would think that you took one.

Speaker 3:
[09:34] I was going to say, I thought we had a talk in the law school.

Speaker 2:
[09:38] I would think you would be abundantly familiar with the test.

Speaker 4:
[09:41] We just whip out those breathalyzers on Kash in the middle of the day and say, blow into this fucking thing. Have you been drinking or not?

Speaker 2:
[09:47] Well, I know Alexis would blow it.

Speaker 3:
[09:51] But it caused a private fucking plane.

Speaker 4:
[09:55] The fact.

Speaker 2:
[09:57] OK, all right, moving along. All right, Republicans. Oh, God, you guys, this is terrible. OK, pop this up. Midas Touch is reporting breaking a Republican appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional from and void from the start. All votes from the April 21 special election are now invalid and the state is permanently blocked from using or implementing the new maps. AG. Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal. Josh has done some legal research on this. Explain to us in the list and what's going on here.

Speaker 4:
[10:36] Well, there's a backstory here, of course, and it all starts with our good friends at the RNC.

Speaker 2:
[10:41] Of course.

Speaker 4:
[10:41] So they file a lawsuit the following day after this election. They take it to a friendly, conservative, God fearing, patriotic judge in a small county, pedophile supporting. He grants their wish that this election was invalid, improper, unconstitutional, blah, blah, blah. Ultimately, the good news is that this case will work its way through the Virginia Supreme Court and it's going to pass.

Speaker 2:
[11:13] Let's review, Pumps, shall we? Let's review all of the things that MAGA is right now. Okay, they are pedophile supporting and or covering up. They are anti-family, anti-child. They appear to be a death cult. It seems like they're constantly cutting funding and or providing policy that will lead to more deaths, the dismantling of the EPA, letting Elon Musk tear down USAID has already caused hundreds of thousands of deaths. And now they are the anti-democracy party as well, which we've known, but they just keep going more and more on record. Pumps, what's your take on this?

Speaker 3:
[11:54] You know, I look at all of this, and I think it's so interesting that this was the best idea in the world. Fox News couldn't get a hold of it quick enough when Trump called Greg Abbott in Texas and said, do it contrary to law, do it, get you some. And then Governor Newsom, Governor Spanberger from Virginia, they go in, they do it exactly according to their constitution, and MAGA doesn't like it. And here's the thing, I just want to add to your, what pro Republicans are, they're pro inflation, they're pro corporation, pro-war, pro-war, pro everything bad, everything they say they're for, you immediately know they're against it, by their actions.

Speaker 2:
[12:36] Or we can just go by Josh's, when he doesn't know where he stands on an issue, he goes, where is Ted Cruz on this? And then he knows he's the opposite.

Speaker 4:
[12:44] He's my barometer.

Speaker 3:
[12:45] Wherever Ted is, count me out. It's a great rule of thumb.

Speaker 4:
[12:50] Yeah, just in this episode alone, we've seen that, with the first story we covered with Kash, that if you print anything negative about a member of this administration, you're gonna be investigated. So we see the use of the Department of Justice for that purpose, which is improper, of course. And we've seen now that we love free and fair elections, we love the will of the people, unless they vote a certain way, and it's against our interest, and then we don't want the will of the people to be heard. We don't want people to vote.

Speaker 2:
[13:22] All right. And here we have, you know, Trump's older sons, Dumb and Dumber. Here we have Dumber celebrating a $24 million contract with the Pentagon. Play the clip.

Speaker 7:
[13:33] I know this is a lot about national security, but St. Kitt's talking to us about other use cases. Tell us about that, and how did you get involved? What attracted you to this company?

Speaker 8:
[13:47] Well, St. Kitt's been a friend of mine, and I walked into his factory, and I couldn't believe what I saw, you know, coming from hospitality, that the uses are unlimited. But, you know, Maria, you're just talking about China. You know, we are America first. We have to win this race. We had to win a lot of races, right? You know, I got involved with crypto in a very big way, because we had to win that digital revolution. We have to win robotics in the...

Speaker 2:
[14:08] Okay, I don't even know what he said, but I will let you all know that Eric Trump was appointed Chief Strategic Advisor to Foundation Industries in March, and is also an investor in the company. And the company makes humanoid battlefield robots. And he, you know, he says he's got to win. You know, he came from hospitality. Now all of a sudden, he's into drones. Why is he into drones? Because his dad and the people surrounding him, his dad said, hey, dip shit, dip shit, get in here. There's a way where we can trickle down the wealth. And we want you in on it, you two dip shits. And so we're going to set up this whole thing for you guys to invest in. And of course they do it. And these are the same people, the bedwetters over Hunter Biden. These are the people that lost their minds over Hunter Biden. And I have a personal Freudian theory on why they lost their minds about Hunter. There is on his laptop, there was a picture of his penis and it was rather large. And the meltdown from that computer to current date is still going on. And these dipshits are so corrupt. Dumb and Dumber are just breathtakingly corrupt. The corruption is off the chart. Imagine if Malia and Sasha Obama were engaged in some sort of drone technology, investing in it, while Barack Obama is drone striking people in the Middle East. Everybody would be furious, and they would have a right to be furious. But here he is on Fox with Maria bragging about the corruption.

Speaker 4:
[15:40] Maria, ask him this question. What attracted you to this company, Eric? And what Eric should have said was, here would have been the proper answer. Well, Maria, I thought I could make so much fucking money on this deal that you wouldn't even believe it. And that's why I got involved in this. In everything you see, where you hear America first, we heard that. Everything you just know that someone's making a shitload of fucking money. This is all about the money trail. Every story that we cover is about money. It's all money, money, money. They disguise it with America first and saying, you know what, Maria, I'm making a shitload of fucking money off this stupid thing.

Speaker 2:
[16:23] Off of Americans.

Speaker 4:
[16:24] Off of Americans. And that's what this is about.

Speaker 2:
[16:26] OK, Pumps, this is for you. Meanwhile, Dumber's father is tweeting about the ratings of The Apprentice for more than 20 years ago. Pop this up. Last season of My Apprentice, Juggernaut. And it links an article from 2004. The Apprentice scores ratings top for the season. So while all of this shit's going on, the Strait of Hormuz has literal active minds in it. An impending energy crisis is looming. And Dumb and Dumber are making millions upon millions of dollars, while Witkoff and Kushner are making millions and millions of dollars. While we are funding Israel that's killing journalists, killing children. And we are killing journalists and children too, by proxy, the United States is. He's posting about his ratings from 2004, Pumps.

Speaker 3:
[17:28] Okay, here's what I think on this. You know, when someone has dementia, their short-term memory, they can't get it, but they remember stuff from a long time ago, like with clarity, like it happened yesterday. And so when I saw this, I thought, oh, he thought this was yesterday because he can't, he has no idea what's going on in reality. This is his dementia acting out.

Speaker 2:
[17:51] Yeah, dementia plus narcissism.

Speaker 3:
[17:54] Right.

Speaker 2:
[17:54] You know, because a person with dementia, with narcissism, of course, the memories that they remember are going to be like, oh, look at this rating, because he's all about ratings. And, you know, this is obviously some sort of Freudian posting, too, since he has historically low approval ratings. All right. That's all we have. I just want to personally thank Alexis, Kash Patel's girlfriend for all of her patriotism and the hard work, 10 lifetimes worth, that she's doing for the USA. Make sure you subscribe and we'll see you all later.