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Speaker 1:
[00:00] All right, cuz, we got a great episode with Tank Sinatra. He takes his shirt off. You're gonna wanna get horned up for this one. You're gonna need to flog your log. I need you to come in with your nuts empty because the kid takes his shirt off, he pinches nipples. Come see me, chrisdcomedy.com, every Thursday at New York Comedy Club, six and 8:30 p.m. shows New York City, working on new material. Check it out.

Speaker 2:
[00:19] Yeah, see me in West Nyack this weekend, April 24th through the 26th, West Nyack, New York. Then see me in Emmaus, Pennsylvania, May 2nd, Atlantic City, June 26th, 27th, East Hampton, July 8th, New Brunswick, New Jersey, July 17th and 18th. And then the Punchline in Philly, August 14th and 15th. And August 21st through 23rd, I'll be in Austin, Texas, patreon.com/historyhyenas to join the matriarchy and listen to our weekly bonus episode.

Speaker 1:
[00:48] We have a great Patreon up right now. We went wild. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of History Hyenas. I'm Chris Distefano, aka Chrissy Clomophene. With me as always, Yannis Pappas, aka Yanni the Clonny. And now we have a very special guest, the man who coined the term Smithtown Water Department.

Speaker 3:
[01:38] Shout out Smithtown Water.

Speaker 1:
[01:39] Mr. Tank Sinatra, everyone. Tank Sinatra. Nobody knows his real name.

Speaker 2:
[01:49] Is your real name like Marty? No. What is it?

Speaker 3:
[01:52] It's Marty.

Speaker 1:
[01:52] Is it?

Speaker 3:
[01:53] Yeah. You didn't know that?

Speaker 2:
[01:54] That was a guess.

Speaker 3:
[01:55] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[01:56] It's not Marty, right?

Speaker 3:
[01:57] No.

Speaker 2:
[01:57] What is it?

Speaker 1:
[01:57] It's George. He is German.

Speaker 2:
[01:59] George?

Speaker 3:
[01:59] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:00] George and Schweizer.

Speaker 3:
[02:01] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:02] Tank Sinatra.

Speaker 2:
[02:03] He does look German. I mean, he's...

Speaker 1:
[02:06] So are we.

Speaker 3:
[02:07] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[02:08] It looks like I just crashed like the beginning of a Nazi, neo-Nazi party.

Speaker 1:
[02:13] See, Tank would be an uberman.

Speaker 2:
[02:15] Both of you guys.

Speaker 3:
[02:16] I would have no problem.

Speaker 1:
[02:17] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[02:18] I remember being like 12...

Speaker 2:
[02:19] You guys look like Hitler's bodyguards.

Speaker 3:
[02:20] 12, 13, learning about it and being like, like that guy in the airport getting asked about ice.

Speaker 1:
[02:26] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[02:27] He was like, you're not bothering me.

Speaker 1:
[02:28] Yeah. He's not bothering me. I'm just trying to get to my... I'm trying to get to the hobbits, whatever he said. Tank.

Speaker 3:
[02:36] It's been seven years. I looked it up on my way in.

Speaker 1:
[02:38] Seven years?

Speaker 3:
[02:38] Seven fucking years.

Speaker 1:
[02:39] Because you came on in the first Reich, you came on twice. You came on once with you.

Speaker 3:
[02:43] In the first Reich?

Speaker 1:
[02:43] That's what we call the first History Hyenas. You said, cause you came on and then you brought on, remember there was the guy, he was like the vegan guy. Oh. He was like a fighter, James...

Speaker 3:
[02:57] Wilkins.

Speaker 1:
[02:58] Where's he now?

Speaker 3:
[02:59] James Wilkes or Wilkins.

Speaker 1:
[03:00] What the hell is he doing? He's just not in my algorithm.

Speaker 3:
[03:02] Yeah, he's just eating plants.

Speaker 1:
[03:03] Is he still big? Like a huge, like he was big on socials.

Speaker 3:
[03:08] Oh, okay. No, it was the Game Changers documentary that really like put him out there. And then it kind of faded away.

Speaker 2:
[03:16] I remember that episode, you were like a little saucy with that guy.

Speaker 1:
[03:19] And he was getting mad cause I said, I asked him if I could nibble on his cauliflower ear, does that count as vegetables? And he didn't laugh.

Speaker 3:
[03:25] Really?

Speaker 1:
[03:25] And he got really upset. And then you were looking at me like this.

Speaker 3:
[03:29] I said that to you?

Speaker 1:
[03:30] Well, I remember I looked over at you.

Speaker 2:
[03:32] No, you weren't there.

Speaker 1:
[03:33] Yes, he was. He was in the room.

Speaker 2:
[03:34] No, he wasn't.

Speaker 1:
[03:35] Yes, he was.

Speaker 3:
[03:36] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:36] In the old studio.

Speaker 3:
[03:38] Interesting.

Speaker 1:
[03:39] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:40] I didn't remember originally where the Smithtown Water thing came until you remind me that it happened on the Tank Sinatra episode.

Speaker 3:
[03:45] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:46] That's a big part. That's like a big part of the lexicon.

Speaker 1:
[03:48] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:49] It was the game changer.

Speaker 1:
[03:50] We have merch off it.

Speaker 2:
[03:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:51] We should be giving Tank. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:53] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:53] yeah, I do. Nick, get ready.

Speaker 2:
[03:57] Do you? Yeah. I thought the second layer was coming off.

Speaker 1:
[04:00] It will. He times it layer by layer.

Speaker 2:
[04:03] The thing is, he could wear his body like a shirt.

Speaker 3:
[04:06] It's still hot.

Speaker 2:
[04:07] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:15] Holy shit.

Speaker 3:
[04:17] Shout out Smithtown Water, dad.

Speaker 2:
[04:18] yeah, Nick. Your body looks painted on.

Speaker 1:
[04:21] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:22] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:24] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:25] Look at that, Nick.

Speaker 1:
[04:26] How's your cholesterol now?

Speaker 2:
[04:30] You got a body that's made for porn.

Speaker 3:
[04:33] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:34] What would you do, porn, if you had a cock to match?

Speaker 3:
[04:37] Um, I'm all right. It wouldn't be like, what is this guy doing here? But I wouldn't be like Davis.

Speaker 1:
[04:42] Dude, think about how terrifying it would be with a guy with a body like that. And he's the same guy except he was wearing a turban, like he was a moth worm guy. How insanely terrifying would that be? And you just walked around with Mom Donnie, and you had a huge beard.

Speaker 3:
[04:57] That would be sick.

Speaker 1:
[04:57] That would be sick, dude. But you got Jesus Christ on his chest.

Speaker 2:
[05:00] Yeah, big time, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:
[05:02] Now did you work out this morning?

Speaker 3:
[05:05] No, I didn't.

Speaker 1:
[05:06] No, no, don't put it back on.

Speaker 3:
[05:07] I'm actually a little upset because I wanted to get here early and do push-ups or pull-ups on some scaffolding. Right. I didn't get to. But I'm zero pump.

Speaker 1:
[05:16] But still looks pretty good to me.

Speaker 2:
[05:19] So that's zero pump.

Speaker 1:
[05:20] Is this the most shredded you've been in your life right now?

Speaker 3:
[05:22] No, I did two bodybuilding shows. And I was like a little bit more ripped, but not much. And I felt like shit.

Speaker 1:
[05:30] Right.

Speaker 2:
[05:30] So what is a little bit more ripped? What does that mean? Like, what does that mean to a guy that's fucking shredded?

Speaker 1:
[05:39] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[05:39] Like, you have a little body dysmorphia because I can't see how you could get any more shredded. I can see.

Speaker 3:
[05:44] No, no, no.

Speaker 2:
[05:45] I could climb up to your tits from your belly button.

Speaker 1:
[05:47] I'd like to.

Speaker 2:
[05:48] Yeah. I could use your abs as a fucking ladder to come and kiss you on the top of the head. How much more jack could you be?

Speaker 1:
[05:55] Don't you put that shirt on. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[05:57] I got to put it on for a second.

Speaker 1:
[05:58] You fucking scumbag.

Speaker 3:
[06:01] I got to...

Speaker 2:
[06:02] You go a little... You got to tingle a little bit, no?

Speaker 1:
[06:04] Tingle? I'm rock hard right now.

Speaker 3:
[06:07] Rock hard. You know, the last time I was here, Chris ruined my life.

Speaker 1:
[06:12] What happened? I don't remember.

Speaker 3:
[06:14] We were doing the Psychopedia podcast.

Speaker 1:
[06:16] Yes, RIP.

Speaker 2:
[06:17] I was about to say, did he sell your house?

Speaker 3:
[06:19] No, so he... Halfway through the episode, he goes out of nowhere. He goes, hold on a second. You guys split this equally? Like, even like the finances are 50-50? And he just went on about how she does all the work and how to do it.

Speaker 1:
[06:36] His podcast partner on Psychopedia, she did all the work.

Speaker 3:
[06:39] All the work.

Speaker 1:
[06:40] She like, she did research to everything.

Speaker 2:
[06:42] Oh, you had a podcast, I remember.

Speaker 1:
[06:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah, she did. And then, so I was just like, how is this 50-50 when she's doing all the work and he's just showing up and being hot?

Speaker 3:
[06:50] Oh, wow. I was adding an element of, you know, lightness to it. So dark.

Speaker 2:
[06:57] You basically called him Van White on the show.

Speaker 1:
[06:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I was just messing around. I was just doing a bit.

Speaker 2:
[07:01] He said, you're giving the eye candy 50% of this money?

Speaker 3:
[07:03] But it's stuck.

Speaker 1:
[07:05] But it's stuck, and so he...

Speaker 3:
[07:06] It's all right, though. She's doing fine. And I was...

Speaker 2:
[07:09] So she complained to you after that?

Speaker 3:
[07:11] No, no, no, no. We never talked about it again, but it was always there.

Speaker 1:
[07:14] But I guess inadvertently, like a little... Like in the glass, started to like split, little by little by little. Now, can you tell us what's your regimen? What are we on now? I want to know the peptides. I want to know the anabolic steroids. What lay it out for us? What's the concoction?

Speaker 3:
[07:29] Okay, so, I've always been big.

Speaker 1:
[07:33] But you've also been on steroids for 20 years.

Speaker 3:
[07:35] No.

Speaker 1:
[07:36] On and off.

Speaker 3:
[07:37] No, I started, well, wait, how the fuck am I on? 15, 15 years?

Speaker 1:
[07:44] 15 years, on and off steroids.

Speaker 3:
[07:45] I've done one cycle. One cycle.

Speaker 1:
[07:48] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[07:49] Testosterone.

Speaker 1:
[07:51] TRT.

Speaker 3:
[07:52] Primo.

Speaker 1:
[07:52] Right.

Speaker 3:
[07:54] Twozepatide.

Speaker 1:
[07:55] Which is Mungaro.

Speaker 3:
[07:56] Mungaro.

Speaker 1:
[07:57] So that's what, see, remember I was telling you, people think, oh, Mungaro is just for big fatties, but look at how ripped he is on Mungaro.

Speaker 3:
[08:02] It's a great tool. It's not a crutch. It can't be a crutch.

Speaker 1:
[08:05] No, it's a tool.

Speaker 3:
[08:06] It's a great add-on to somebody who's already doing the right thing. Same thing as when I started testosterone, like I had been training naturally for 20 years.

Speaker 1:
[08:14] And was your testosterone that low?

Speaker 3:
[08:16] It was, you know what, I didn't get baseline blood work.

Speaker 1:
[08:20] Right.

Speaker 3:
[08:21] So I just, I got blood work done and it was, it was shot. It was like 280, something like that.

Speaker 2:
[08:28] What age is this?

Speaker 3:
[08:29] 30, 33.

Speaker 1:
[08:32] And the only thing with testosterone is TRT. If you, if you boys and girls are taking it out there, you got to give blood, was it once a month?

Speaker 3:
[08:38] Got to give blood once a month. You can't do it once a month. Earliest is 56 days for whole blood.

Speaker 1:
[08:43] So you got to do, so every three months give blood.

Speaker 3:
[08:46] You got to give blood.

Speaker 1:
[08:47] Are you going to have a stroke?

Speaker 3:
[08:48] You got to exercise. You got to eat right. And you got to get rid of blood, which by the way, there's a theory that women live longer because they lose blood every month. So even if you're a man not on testosterone, you need to be...

Speaker 1:
[08:58] Donate your blood. It's actually healthy for you.

Speaker 3:
[08:59] It's great for you. You get a whole new pint of blood out of nowhere. Your body makes it for you.

Speaker 2:
[09:05] Interesting.

Speaker 1:
[09:05] Are you good at reading lab numbers? Oh, you couldn't? Because Nick brought in his blood work results and I want to see, and it just says that his cholesterol is a little high.

Speaker 3:
[09:17] I'll take a look at it.

Speaker 1:
[09:18] But then he has the free testosterone and those numbers because it seems to indicate he's a woman.

Speaker 3:
[09:22] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:23] So I didn't know that. It is a good thing to donate blood.

Speaker 1:
[09:26] Donate blood and if you want to look like Tank Sinatra, just donate your blood.

Speaker 2:
[09:30] So that you rejuvenate.

Speaker 3:
[09:31] To me.

Speaker 1:
[09:31] Yeah. Yeah, and then you also get confirmation you don't have AIDS every three months.

Speaker 3:
[09:37] Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 2:
[09:38] Do you think that is the sale that the celebrities make to the parents of the kids who are desperate enough to sell their children's blood? Yes. Saying this is good for the many way to clean them out every couple days?

Speaker 1:
[09:48] Yes, I think so.

Speaker 3:
[09:49] I wish I had access to baby's blood.

Speaker 1:
[09:51] It would be fucking great.

Speaker 3:
[09:52] I have no idea what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1:
[09:54] So right now, okay, sorry, sorry, Nick.

Speaker 2:
[09:56] Well, unfortunately, it's in Spanish because he went to Pathmark to get it done.

Speaker 1:
[09:59] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[10:00] Pathmark?

Speaker 1:
[10:05] Could you imagine going to get your blood done at Pathmark?

Speaker 2:
[10:08] El muchacho Nicolás Monroy.

Speaker 3:
[10:14] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:14] I grew up right beside a Pathmark.

Speaker 1:
[10:17] A Pathmark. Well, here's the one thing. His cholesterol is 218, but he's got low. It's not terrible. He's got high LDLs, but he's got also got low good cholesterol.

Speaker 3:
[10:30] LDL, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[10:31] So you need the high.

Speaker 3:
[10:31] But he's not that low. He's 39.

Speaker 1:
[10:33] You need the high HDL. Now the TSH, TSH-FT4, you look at that, right? You like the TSH number. That's the free testosterone, isn't it?

Speaker 3:
[10:42] What is it at?

Speaker 1:
[10:43] It's at 1.97.

Speaker 3:
[10:46] I don't know. I don't know if TSH is free testosterone.

Speaker 1:
[10:50] Yeah, I thought...

Speaker 3:
[10:51] That might be something. I feel like the T stands for something, and it's something stimulating hormone.

Speaker 1:
[10:56] Right. Right, because that's the thing, is you can have good testosterone, but if your free testosterone is not right, then your body can't use the testosterone to where it needs to go.

Speaker 3:
[11:04] Yeah, you got to do it all.

Speaker 1:
[11:05] Like my blood work, the doctor said, my testosterone wasn't that bad. It was like 690.

Speaker 3:
[11:11] That's good.

Speaker 1:
[11:11] But my free testosterone was, whatever the number of my free testosterone was, whatever the problem is, it was causing me to be very, very, like basically it was like all your testosterone, your body is just going to your cum. Everything's going to your sperm and to your cum. That's why you're so fertile. You can have, you can make babies like this, but because of that, you then can't get jacked. So we're gonna have to turn it off from going to the babies and your nuts will shrink, but then you'll get jacked.

Speaker 3:
[11:40] There's something about semen retention. Some people go a little nuts with it, but if you think about how much energy it must take your body to create the potential for life, to replenish what you just busted out, like it's not saliva. It's like all the, everything you would need to create a whole human being, just blast it into the toilet.

Speaker 1:
[11:59] Do you think Nick and I aren't jacked because we jerk off too much?

Speaker 3:
[12:02] Who's Nick?

Speaker 1:
[12:03] That's Nick.

Speaker 3:
[12:04] Do you jerk off a lot? A little bit, yeah. I dabble.

Speaker 2:
[12:08] But they say you're supposed to do that to keep the prostate strong. You want to keep the prostate strong.

Speaker 1:
[12:12] Well, like Tank is on-

Speaker 3:
[12:13] That's propaganda for him.

Speaker 1:
[12:14] Right. So Tank is on TRT. So he has very small nuts, right? Your nuts shrink.

Speaker 3:
[12:20] Yeah, you get gonadal atrophy.

Speaker 1:
[12:23] Have you noticed that your nuts are smaller on TRT?

Speaker 3:
[12:26] Yeah, I'm sure. I was never a big balls guy.

Speaker 1:
[12:29] Really? You look like a guy who had big balls.

Speaker 2:
[12:35] The sack stays the same size, though, right? So does it look like a change purse?

Speaker 3:
[12:39] A change purse.

Speaker 2:
[12:41] Like does it look like you're carrying?

Speaker 3:
[12:43] I can show you what I mean.

Speaker 1:
[12:45] I'd like to see your nuts. Would you pull them out? Not your penis? Would you just put your nuts out through your zipper for us and put it in this water?

Speaker 3:
[12:51] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[12:53] You got a chicken skin hanging out? You get bat wings a lot?

Speaker 3:
[12:56] It's like any regular sack. Sometimes it's tight, sometimes it's loose.

Speaker 2:
[12:59] Right. I hate when it's loose.

Speaker 1:
[13:02] I like when it's tight.

Speaker 2:
[13:04] I want to get a ball lift.

Speaker 1:
[13:05] You want to get a ball lift? I need one. That'd be funny to get a ball lift.

Speaker 2:
[13:08] Yeah, because what I got to do when I sleep on my side is I got to pull my sack out from between my fat legs.

Speaker 1:
[13:13] Now, Yannis looks like shit, right?

Speaker 3:
[13:14] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[13:15] No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3:
[13:17] Yannis is fine, dude. Yo, so I, sorry to interrupt, I-

Speaker 2:
[13:20] No, go ahead.

Speaker 3:
[13:21] Go ahead, do it. I did my reading today from around the year with Emmett Fox, April 13th, okay? Right.

Speaker 1:
[13:28] Tank always sends me his readings.

Speaker 3:
[13:31] I don't know how you don't believe in God.

Speaker 1:
[13:32] He reads so much, Tank. He's very well read.

Speaker 2:
[13:34] I believe in God.

Speaker 3:
[13:35] I'm saying like the proverbial you, like how many coincidences do you need?

Speaker 1:
[13:40] Exactly.

Speaker 3:
[13:41] So you know what today's is? You know what today's reading is?

Speaker 1:
[13:43] Tell me.

Speaker 3:
[13:44] Get back on the beam.

Speaker 2:
[13:46] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[13:49] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[13:49] Sounds like God listens to the History Hyenas.

Speaker 1:
[13:51] Because Tank was the one who sent me the initial thing about being on the beam.

Speaker 3:
[13:54] And do you remember what it was? It's not a balance beam.

Speaker 1:
[13:58] No, it's about being in God's light and love and presence.

Speaker 3:
[14:00] Well, today's most commercial flying is done on a radio beam. So the beam is what they follow while they're flying. And when you're on the beam, you don't have to worry about asteroids or other planes or whatever. You're just on the beam. So you're safe.

Speaker 1:
[14:14] Right.

Speaker 2:
[14:15] Right.

Speaker 3:
[14:15] So when you get off the beam, sometimes you get some danger.

Speaker 1:
[14:19] You're being in danger zone.

Speaker 3:
[14:20] Like flying to a mountain or something. Trying to take the flight into your own hands, aka take your will back, might have problems.

Speaker 2:
[14:27] Right.

Speaker 1:
[14:28] And that's what we had said when we brought it in. Tank is a huge part of this podcast. Not only Smithtown Water during the first Reich, but in the second Reich, the beam being on and off the beam was such a huge part of the show for months and months and months. And Tank is the one who brought us.

Speaker 3:
[14:42] In the program?

Speaker 1:
[14:43] In the program.

Speaker 2:
[14:44] The program is another one.

Speaker 1:
[14:45] In the program, I'm on the beam and in the program.

Speaker 2:
[14:47] Right.

Speaker 3:
[14:49] You know what you used to call that.

Speaker 1:
[14:50] And you're off the beam and out of the program.

Speaker 3:
[14:54] You guys used to call that screwed in. That was from my first episode. You called me screwed in. It made me feel so good.

Speaker 1:
[14:59] You're screwed in because you have your yarmulke screwed in tight.

Speaker 3:
[15:02] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:02] You're a good businessman. You're doing even this knuckle therapy. This is for your new gym, the pack.

Speaker 3:
[15:06] The pack, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:07] The pack, which is, which is. Now, is this out on the app or rated by?

Speaker 3:
[15:11] By the way, I thought that was Joey Camasta.

Speaker 2:
[15:14] It could be. Yeah, very well.

Speaker 1:
[15:16] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[15:17] That could be Joey Camasta.

Speaker 3:
[15:18] Yeah, I thought that was Joey.

Speaker 2:
[15:19] And McPeo before he got his hair plugs.

Speaker 3:
[15:20] Yeah, so funny.

Speaker 2:
[15:22] So wait, is that on?

Speaker 3:
[15:22] Chris, you look great. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:26] Yeah, Franks and Beans.

Speaker 2:
[15:28] So is this gym on the island?

Speaker 1:
[15:30] No, this gym is fucking a few blocks from here.

Speaker 3:
[15:32] Yes. Wow. 23rd and between fifth and sixth.

Speaker 1:
[15:34] And it's owned by the man who created Rumble Boxing, Noah.

Speaker 3:
[15:37] Noah Neiman, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:38] Noah Neiman, who's an amazing, jacked, beautiful man. Go follow him on Instagram, because he doesn't have a lot of followers and he should.

Speaker 3:
[15:45] And he, he's sensitive about it.

Speaker 1:
[15:48] I don't know why that guy doesn't have three million followers. He's got like 70,000 followers. Like my mom has more followers than him, but he puts out good content and he's hot and jacked and ripped.

Speaker 3:
[15:56] Noah? Noah Neiman.

Speaker 1:
[15:57] Noah Neiman, I've been following him for years. He's a good friend.

Speaker 3:
[15:59] So he was the founder of Rumble with Andy Stenzler.

Speaker 1:
[16:02] Right.

Speaker 3:
[16:03] And he's just, he's, you talk about screwed in. That guy is fucking, I mean, into the culture, into the zeitgeist.

Speaker 1:
[16:09] He's an amazing follow.

Speaker 3:
[16:10] He knows.

Speaker 2:
[16:11] Who's he jacked?

Speaker 1:
[16:12] He's jacked, ripped, shredded. He, is he single?

Speaker 3:
[16:17] Uh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:18] So I'm sure he has mutual female friends.

Speaker 3:
[16:21] Sure.

Speaker 1:
[16:21] Sure, he has many female friends. Yeah, yeah, numerous, numerous. Yes. Sorry, I'm mutual.

Speaker 2:
[16:26] He cleans up big.

Speaker 1:
[16:27] I mean, that's one of the most handsome kids I've ever seen.

Speaker 3:
[16:29] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:30] And ripped, shredded and a great business man and only has, and doesn't have a hundred thousand followers.

Speaker 3:
[16:35] And a fun hang.

Speaker 1:
[16:36] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[16:36] And rich.

Speaker 1:
[16:37] And rich and so.

Speaker 2:
[16:39] So yeah, so that, because that, Rumble Boxing became big.

Speaker 3:
[16:43] Huge.

Speaker 1:
[16:43] It's huge and it's fun. And the pack is very similar. But it's still boxing.

Speaker 3:
[16:49] It's striking endurance strength. So the striking is, you know what a Bob is? The punching bag that looks like me. No, no.

Speaker 1:
[16:56] Yeah, yeah. That looks like a German military. He looks like he's in the fucking Luftwaffe.

Speaker 3:
[17:00] It's like the punching bag that looks like a guy.

Speaker 2:
[17:02] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[17:02] Okay. So you strike that.

Speaker 2:
[17:04] Oh, that guy, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[17:05] But then we teach self-defense. He started it to honor his dog who passed away and to give women essentially a chance on the streets. New York City's not getting any safer.

Speaker 1:
[17:16] Right.

Speaker 3:
[17:17] 90% of women have no idea how to throw a punch.

Speaker 1:
[17:19] Right, right.

Speaker 3:
[17:20] So that's why you hit the guy. Yeah. Because you hit him at a jaw or eyes or nose or throat.

Speaker 1:
[17:26] Here, the video that you sent me of you punching it, I'll send to the group right now.

Speaker 3:
[17:31] Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:31] Because Tank's got great, great hand eye, see?

Speaker 3:
[17:34] Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:35] Yeah, here, we'll send it, we'll throw this up, where Tank's just shirtless and there was this angle, this is me laying on the floor with my tongue out.

Speaker 3:
[17:42] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:44] So.

Speaker 2:
[17:45] So you're teaching girls how to hit.

Speaker 1:
[17:46] Yeah. Now, does that, what about that? Does that body need peptides?

Speaker 2:
[17:49] Does that need peptides there?

Speaker 1:
[17:51] No, go up, scroll up, Jesse, what about that? What can the pack do with a man, with a human like that?

Speaker 3:
[17:57] A human, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:58] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[17:59] We'll get them in shape.

Speaker 1:
[18:00] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[18:01] I'm using, those are Jesse May's hair extensions.

Speaker 1:
[18:03] Yeah, that's Yannis' ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 3:
[18:05] Wait, is that you, Yannis?

Speaker 1:
[18:05] Yeah, that is Yannis Pappas.

Speaker 3:
[18:07] From when?

Speaker 1:
[18:09] Last week?

Speaker 2:
[18:12] Maybe 2010.

Speaker 3:
[18:14] I figured you'd be covered in hair.

Speaker 2:
[18:17] No, I'm not that hairy.

Speaker 1:
[18:18] For Greek, right?

Speaker 2:
[18:19] Yeah, for Greek, I'm not as hairy as you think.

Speaker 1:
[18:21] Now, okay, so what else? So we got trisepatite. What do you think? Because we wanted to talk about anabolic steroid use, we want to talk about peptides. I said, you're the one who taught me, and I'm just following this program now, that really one of the keys to getting jacked is lifting heavy and resting. A lot of people don't rest.

Speaker 3:
[18:39] They overdo it, they get addicted, and they think if they miss a moment in the gym or do one rep wrong, then it's the whole workout's toast.

Speaker 1:
[18:46] Tank's whole thing, and what he's told me, and it's so true, is just move. He's like, you're overthinking, what's the perfect squat, quad exercise? What's the perfect exercise? He's like, just go in and work out. You start working out, and the rest will fall. And he's right.

Speaker 3:
[18:58] And the story I told you was, I was going to work at this restaurant, which was right down the street from a restaurant that I worked at for like five years. It was fine, the whole thing was fine, but certain other waiters were like peeking in and seeing like what was going on. I think this guy particularly was spying. He's Russian.

Speaker 1:
[19:15] Is he Chinese?

Speaker 3:
[19:16] No, Russian. Yeah, he's Russian. So I come back from the orientation, and he's drilling me with questions. He says he wants to work there, he didn't make it to the orientation. What's the uniform? What's the call time? What's the menu? What's the side work? What's this? What's that?

Speaker 1:
[19:28] Was his name James Maddern?

Speaker 3:
[19:29] KGB.

Speaker 1:
[19:30] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[19:30] Yeah, and I said to him, I go, Mike, you're not gonna work there. Like, I know you're not gonna work there. You got too many questions.

Speaker 1:
[19:36] Right.

Speaker 3:
[19:37] So just leave it alone. Right. Or go and find out. But I said, I had zero questions. I didn't give a fuck what the uniform was, what time I had to be there. I just wanted to go experience it because it was a really hot restaurant on the water in Huntington.

Speaker 1:
[19:52] Right.

Speaker 2:
[19:53] That's odd that he would ask a lot of questions about restaurant work.

Speaker 3:
[19:55] That's why I think he was spying.

Speaker 2:
[19:57] For sure.

Speaker 3:
[19:57] For the manager because he was very close with the manager at this time.

Speaker 1:
[20:00] But how does that apply to working out?

Speaker 3:
[20:03] Somebody asking me the same questions over and over again. Again.

Speaker 1:
[20:08] Yeah. When it's like, just do it.

Speaker 3:
[20:10] Just go.

Speaker 1:
[20:11] Just do it.

Speaker 3:
[20:12] Just go and give you, especially at our age, give the body a break because you go in, you destroy the muscle and it's systemic recovery. So if you go in and rip your back apart on Tuesday and then you go do legs on Wednesday, like the body doesn't know where to send the resources. You got to give it like two, three days in between workouts.

Speaker 1:
[20:29] So what's your typical workout routine? People are going to want to know seeing no shirt on, what are the fans going to want to know? We got a lot of fatties listening to this podcast.

Speaker 3:
[20:37] Okay, so I walk a lot.

Speaker 1:
[20:39] Right, 10,000 steps a day, minimum seven days a week.

Speaker 3:
[20:41] I don't track it, I just try and move as much as possible. Because I used to track it and I would get nuts about it. If I had 9,500 steps, I'd go downstairs and fucking get on the treadmill and take 10,000 run.

Speaker 2:
[20:51] Do you do it by time?

Speaker 3:
[20:53] By like instinct, like awareness, just being aware of the fact that okay, I've been sitting for an hour, I got to get up and move a little bit.

Speaker 2:
[21:01] Because the problem is with suburban living is you have to plan, you gotta go. So where do you walk when you're in the suburb?

Speaker 3:
[21:07] My block is not great, my neighborhood is not great for walking because I'm on a court off a main road.

Speaker 1:
[21:12] We'll get the address at patreon.com such as History Hyenas.

Speaker 3:
[21:14] I can walk up and down the blocks, but I got a treadmill in the house.

Speaker 1:
[21:19] So that's what you do most of your walking, even on a beautiful day, you won't get outside, you'll just walk on the treadmill.

Speaker 3:
[21:23] Most of the time, yes. I was just about to try and make it seem like I get out there. Like most of the time, it's just easier to go downstairs.

Speaker 1:
[21:31] Will it be on an incline, the treadmill?

Speaker 3:
[21:33] No, it's one of those assault treadmills, so it's just like curved.

Speaker 1:
[21:36] Right. So are those the best ones, the assault treadmill?

Speaker 3:
[21:39] I like them because it's self-propelled.

Speaker 1:
[21:42] And you don't run on it ever really, you're mostly walking on it.

Speaker 3:
[21:44] Yeah, but I also have an assault bike. I love the assault bike, which is part of the pack also.

Speaker 1:
[21:49] Yes, assault bikes are, I think, the best piece of cardio equipment. Because Mizzen & Main, I got a couple of those shirts, getting summer ready, getting peptides ready. Mizzen & Main makes the classic men's wear with performance fabric so you can look sharp and feel great all day long, no compromises, because it also hides some tits.

Speaker 2:
[22:08] Yeah, you know, when I decided that I want to start dressing like an adult, on certain days, I want to dress like an adult. I go to Mizzen & Main, and I get beautiful performance fabric dress shirts. And they're just absolutely gorgeous. And their pants look refined.

Speaker 1:
[22:23] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[22:23] Yeah, yet they're stretchy.

Speaker 1:
[22:26] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[22:26] They're lightweight, moisture-wicking, which is big for me because I constantly have swamp baths.

Speaker 1:
[22:31] Yeah, because you're a leaky Greek.

Speaker 2:
[22:32] I'm a leaky Greek.

Speaker 1:
[22:33] And here's something really special. Mizzen & Main is doing a veteran-led organization. Because it's a veteran-led organization, they're committed to supporting those who've served. They offer year-round military discount and proudly give back to veteran organizations. And that's beautiful. So, servicemen and women, thank you. My question is, will I get a discount because I'm in the Army of God?

Speaker 2:
[22:53] That's right. I think you might. You know, a lot of guys are lazy, too. What's great about it is it's moisture-wicking, lightweight, wrinkle-resistant. I love that. I don't gotta iron it.

Speaker 1:
[23:02] Yeah, because we're not kids that are gonna iron anything.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[23:08] Which I love that because I'm always shrinking my shirts. And even when I send my laundry out, these fuckers shrink my shirts.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[23:48] Ooh, Cuz, I got three of these in my house, no lie.

Speaker 3:
[23:52] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[23:53] I save on toilet paper, and most importantly, I power wash my smashed bean every single day cuz you gotta get the poop out of the crevices in your starfish.

Speaker 1:
[24:04] Cuz, now let me ask you this, because I'm not a handy guy, do I have to hire like a real man to install the tushy, or can guys like us even do it?

Speaker 2:
[24:11] I think your wife will be able to do it no problem.

Speaker 3:
[24:14] Right.

Speaker 1:
[24:15] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[24:15] It's very easy and user friendly.

Speaker 1:
[24:17] Cuz I have my tushy sitting next to my toilet seat cuz I'm scared to put it on. I don't know how to connect it.

Speaker 2:
[24:22] I had my wife connect all three of them.

Speaker 1:
[24:24] It's just what it is.

Speaker 2:
[24:25] It's very easy. It connects your toilet bowl. It's a bidet that washes your back door. You're too old.

Speaker 1:
[24:34] You power wash your asshole every time.

Speaker 2:
[24:36] Every time. You save so much on toilet paper. You just, you know, I use the tushy. I swear to God, I got three tushies in my house, three in my, and you just power wash your butt, and then you just take a little piece of toilet paper and just dry it.

Speaker 1:
[24:47] Dry it, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[24:48] Because it's clean, it's squeaky clean.

Speaker 1:
[24:50] You ever power wash your balls?

Speaker 2:
[24:51] Yes, up to here. What I'll do is I'll ride up and let it hit the taint, and that's just for pleasure.

Speaker 1:
[24:55] That's just for pleasure, that's fun. So the tushy bidet gives you two in one benefits, reducing irritation and preventing micro tears from, with soothing water instead of scratchy toilet paper or damaging wet wipes. Now this is good for my father, because he has anal fissures.

Speaker 2:
[25:08] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[25:08] So probably from wiping too hard, because he would wipe his ass with Lotto tickets.

Speaker 2:
[25:12] Yes, yes. But also a lot of the times when he was straining for the horse that he was straining, going come on, come on, come on, sometimes that hurts your butt.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[25:47] Yeah, let me just say, there's no reason not to get a tushy bidet.

Speaker 1:
[25:51] It really is awesome.

Speaker 2:
[25:51] It's so easy to put on your toilet and then from there on in, you'll have a one, especially from our podcast and what we advocate for, you will have a 100% clean ass daily.

Speaker 1:
[26:00] It's what it is.

Speaker 3:
[26:03] Obviously, the peptides help, but I was in good shape before I became an owner of the pack, but once I got in and then I started training there, I'm in there once a week and it's changed my entire.

Speaker 1:
[26:16] You've lost all that.

Speaker 2:
[26:17] How are the chicks in there? There's a lot of girls coming to work out.

Speaker 3:
[26:20] I don't even pay attention to that.

Speaker 2:
[26:22] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:24] No, they're hot.

Speaker 3:
[26:25] No, you're a single guy in New York City and you're not training there? You're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2:
[26:29] But even if you're not single, it's nice to just have it around. I always feel like I work out longer if there's hot chicks around.

Speaker 3:
[26:35] Well, they've studied it empirically that men will do more reps with heavier weight if a woman is in the present.

Speaker 2:
[26:41] Well, without a doubt.

Speaker 1:
[26:42] Sure, I mean, you just get stronger.

Speaker 2:
[26:43] Now, you do that if there's hot guys in there.

Speaker 1:
[26:45] That's what I do. Yeah, yeah. If I get a hot guy, like if Tank, you know, like I guarantee, I was feeling really, really tired, but once Tank took his shirt off, I could probably have done 100 pushups in a row.

Speaker 2:
[26:54] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:54] And just done it.

Speaker 2:
[26:55] Now, the thing about you is-

Speaker 1:
[26:57] What's the thing about me?

Speaker 2:
[26:57] The thing about you is that's true though.

Speaker 1:
[26:59] That's true.

Speaker 2:
[27:00] And I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1:
[27:01] The truth.

Speaker 2:
[27:02] Cause you're a straight manly man, but I do know if there were women in the gym, you wouldn't care.

Speaker 1:
[27:07] I wouldn't care.

Speaker 2:
[27:08] But if Tank Sinatra was in there and ripped, you'd be looking over at him and want him to make sure that he saw that you were doing a hard workout.

Speaker 1:
[27:15] Why do you think- Why is that? Why do you think I fluffed my hair today? I came in with my hair as high as it could possibly be cause I'm peacocking for Tank. I said I went to go pee, but I knew he was going to do the bit where he took a shirt off. So I went in the shower, I went in the bathroom and jerked off. Because I couldn't be in there fully loaded because I would have come on the screens and Jesse would have to reset.

Speaker 2:
[27:35] What about this as a business idea after this?

Speaker 1:
[27:37] What about you're fat?

Speaker 2:
[27:38] Yeah, I'm a fat kid. What about this? How about this idea? Like an outside gym, right? So you get all the women or whatever, all the people who want to walk or run or whatever, and we take a bus and we just drop them off in horrible neighborhoods and say, do five miles, because then you could do interval training, like sprint, still try.

Speaker 3:
[27:58] You get chased, catch your breath.

Speaker 2:
[28:00] That's a good way to work out.

Speaker 1:
[28:02] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[28:02] I fantasize about launching a service where you get kidnapped and put in like a cage.

Speaker 2:
[28:07] I love it.

Speaker 1:
[28:07] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[28:07] So you get starved and then you come out, you're 25, 30 pounds lighter.

Speaker 1:
[28:11] Right.

Speaker 3:
[28:11] Your family is devastated. They don't know where you are, but you come back and they're like, you look good.

Speaker 1:
[28:16] You look good. You shredded.

Speaker 3:
[28:17] We were sad, but I mean, it is number.

Speaker 1:
[28:20] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[28:21] Now, because I just had the flu and I'm, I dropped a few and I'm still fat.

Speaker 1:
[28:25] Yeah. So no, but you look good. I told you you look good, but these jeans you're wearing today are holding on. Well, he's a little tight. I'm a little tight. Yeah. Yes. He's a little tight. He's a little tight at the leg. Yeah. Fine. What's the waist? Turn around. Let me see.

Speaker 2:
[28:37] 32, buddy. Wow.

Speaker 1:
[28:38] That's pretty good. See, I can't, I can't get.

Speaker 2:
[28:41] Wow. I just went down into him and I got a stomach.

Speaker 1:
[28:44] But it's still amazing. You're 32.

Speaker 3:
[28:46] 32 is crazy.

Speaker 2:
[28:47] Not 32.

Speaker 1:
[28:48] 36?

Speaker 3:
[28:49] No. So I was size 38 waist, which is why I fell in love with you.

Speaker 1:
[28:53] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[28:53] Remember that? That's where I was at. Then I was 36. I'm still very comfortable in the 36, but they're big. 34 is big now.

Speaker 1:
[29:01] Right. Because.

Speaker 3:
[29:01] I haven't bought new jeans in years.

Speaker 1:
[29:03] Well, because you, when you started taking the trisepatitis, you told me you lost something like 30 pounds.

Speaker 3:
[29:07] Oh, oh. So I want to tell you about this. Yes. I want to tell your listeners. I want to tell you. I want to tell you.

Speaker 1:
[29:11] This is not medical advice, though, right?

Speaker 3:
[29:13] No, it is.

Speaker 1:
[29:14] Great.

Speaker 3:
[29:18] So there's a theory or there's some evidence to suggest that when you take a GLP-1, 2 or 3, GLP-1 is ozepic, GLP-2 is trisepatitis, GLP-3 is redistrutide.

Speaker 1:
[29:27] Redder.

Speaker 3:
[29:29] Whole nother level.

Speaker 1:
[29:31] You're gonna take it one day, Redder.

Speaker 3:
[29:32] Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah. That you lose more lean mass than fat and that your bone density plummets. So I went for a DEXA fit, DEXA scan.

Speaker 1:
[29:42] Tell us what that is.

Speaker 3:
[29:43] DEXA scan is when you get it's really for body fat. So it's like the most accurate body fat reading except for water, but like they don't exist. You can't find them. It gives you your bone density. It gives you lean mass. What body fat do you think I am?

Speaker 1:
[29:58] If I had to guess, just taking the shirt off now. Now, understand that when you when you took your shirt off, my vision blurred a little bit and I almost felt like I was going to pass out. But I would still say you're at if I had to guess nine percent.

Speaker 2:
[30:14] Then I must be at like 1,400.

Speaker 1:
[30:16] Yeah, what is Yannis in that picture, a picture with Yannis with Jessie Mae's wig on, what body fat percentage is that? Is that in the high 20s?

Speaker 2:
[30:22] I must be 14.

Speaker 1:
[30:23] What is that there?

Speaker 3:
[30:24] In the 30s, for sure.

Speaker 1:
[30:25] That's in the 30s, right?

Speaker 3:
[30:26] Well, first of all, body fat is so-

Speaker 2:
[30:28] That's disgusting to look at.

Speaker 1:
[30:29] It's actually disgusting. It's another word I like to call disturbing.

Speaker 3:
[30:34] Well, I mean, you're also wearing a wig. It doesn't help.

Speaker 1:
[30:38] His girlfriend's hair extensions is what he's wearing, so he had to clip those in.

Speaker 2:
[30:42] We're just not normal kids.

Speaker 1:
[30:43] We're not normal kids. We're tilted birds.

Speaker 2:
[30:45] We're a couple of tilted birds.

Speaker 3:
[30:48] So I lost 22 pounds of fat from my last scan.

Speaker 1:
[30:51] And what was the last scan?

Speaker 3:
[30:54] Like a year ago.

Speaker 1:
[30:55] And that's when you started Trisepatite?

Speaker 3:
[30:57] No, I started Trisepatite two years ago.

Speaker 1:
[30:59] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[31:00] But I lost 22 pounds of fat and one pound of lean mass. Wow. Which is, I don't even know if you could do that without the GLP. Like, it's just, it's wild.

Speaker 1:
[31:10] As Eric Adams said, all my haters become my waiters. That's what you proved.

Speaker 3:
[31:14] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[31:15] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[31:15] And bone density through the fucking, through the roof.

Speaker 1:
[31:18] Because you're resistance training.

Speaker 3:
[31:20] Yeah. I guess like, like I said, it's a good tool.

Speaker 1:
[31:22] It's just a tool. That's the thing. That's the thing. I've been telling Yanni about pepies.

Speaker 3:
[31:26] I have no, like no other.

Speaker 1:
[31:28] You still have to work out and eat, right? Yeah. You're good.

Speaker 3:
[31:32] And I am going blind, but ripped. ripped.

Speaker 1:
[31:36] Dude, you're going to be so jacked in that coffin.

Speaker 3:
[31:38] Oh yeah. Bury me with no shirt on.

Speaker 1:
[31:40] Well, people online really hate on peptides and they're really so mad at them and discredit them, but I just think it's like, it seems like it's the new modern medicine.

Speaker 3:
[31:49] If you're not open to peptides, like by, you're going to die at a normal age. Peptides, if you start them at the right age and you stick with them, you're living to 150.

Speaker 1:
[31:58] It's just what it is.

Speaker 2:
[32:00] 150?

Speaker 3:
[32:01] At minimum. I don't know, because they reverse aging. The whole thing of why you die is oxidation. And your antioxidants, if your cell's oxidized, you get cancer, you're more susceptible, your bones weaken, your heart weakens, your body runs out of fuel, basically. And you're in a state of entropy just like everything. So you're constantly going towards chaos.

Speaker 1:
[32:25] Towards chaos, right? Yes.

Speaker 3:
[32:28] But if you stop that at a reasonable age and even reverse it, why would you die?

Speaker 1:
[32:34] Right. Like you, you... Now I've noticed that one of the...

Speaker 2:
[32:38] I'm getting on fucking peptides.

Speaker 1:
[32:39] Dude, you gotta get on pepies. Right now you're on pepperoni tides, you gotta get on peptides. Give me peptides?

Speaker 3:
[32:43] I got you.

Speaker 1:
[32:44] Thanks to Plug. And also too, even...

Speaker 3:
[32:46] Wait, no, no, no, I don't.

Speaker 1:
[32:47] Oh, sorry.

Speaker 3:
[32:47] I don't know where to get them. I will find out.

Speaker 1:
[32:50] Dude, do you know like Winstral, which used to be like the illegal steroid, whatever, like these clinics now that I get the peptides from, that's like open about it, they sell them online.

Speaker 3:
[32:58] They sell Winstral?

Speaker 1:
[32:59] Yeah, isn't Winstral like legal now?

Speaker 3:
[33:01] I don't know. Winstral's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[33:03] Really?

Speaker 3:
[33:04] It's so bad. I wanna take Winstral. It's Winnie?

Speaker 1:
[33:07] Do you ever take... What are the steroids you've taken? And what, like, what would you... Cause you're the one that also told me, like steroids aren't as... Like we all think from these early studies, steroids give you cancer, they do this and do that, but actually taken properly, steroids don't do those things.

Speaker 3:
[33:20] Well, Lyle Alzado died from brain cancer and was on steroids and was grasping for some way to explain this tragedy that befell him, and he blamed it on steroids, and everyone was just like, oh my God, steroids cause brain cancer, they don't. How could... I don't know. Anyway. So I think people, because it seems too good to be true, people just, they talk themselves out of it, they go, I'm scared of it, my heart or whatever.

Speaker 1:
[33:46] But your health, that's the proof of you're healthy.

Speaker 3:
[33:49] And I don't think I'm so special that I'm like an anomaly of a physical specimen that I'm not susceptible to the side effects, but I also don't... So with these things, minimum effective dose is what you want.

Speaker 1:
[34:02] Yeah, so he's big on that, which I love that. So in other words, it tries epitide, you're not taking the max dose, you take like almost a micro dose of it.

Speaker 3:
[34:08] No, I don't micro dose it.

Speaker 1:
[34:09] That you take, that you fucking lie yourself off. I thought you just said the minimal effective dose.

Speaker 3:
[34:16] For testosterone and other things, like first of all, testosterone, fine, good. I think it should be like borderline mandatory for men once they turn 40. You should have a good reason not to do it.

Speaker 2:
[34:27] Is there any risk? Because otherwise, I'll do it.

Speaker 3:
[34:30] Your blood thickens, that's like the only thing that happens to everybody. But if you donate blood and you exercise and you oxygenate your blood and you're hydrated, then you're clear and you can get estrogen build up. But you take an anti-estrogen and you're good. Or Primo is an anti-estrogen. That's an anabolic that has anti-estrogenic effects.

Speaker 1:
[34:48] And so you think people will live... How long has TRT been around?

Speaker 2:
[34:52] Well, check it out. In the 40s, look at this. Steroids, their first practical use, I had no idea about this. People will be interested in those. The first practical use for steroids was put into play by the Nazis.

Speaker 3:
[35:04] Obviously. They were doing meth and roids.

Speaker 2:
[35:07] They were given to troops to increase aggression, reduce fatigue, and improve performance under stress while Jew hunting.

Speaker 1:
[35:14] Yes, and they took it from animal testicles. So that's the thing with TRT. I understand the argument for peptides being new, and there's only like BPC-157, all that, like that's only have studies on animals. I get that. The Wolverine stack, why you want to take that? I understand. But testosterone, that's been studied for years and years and years. People have been on TRT for 30 years.

Speaker 3:
[35:43] And it's produced in your body. But so are the peptides. Peptides are just broken down chains of proteins or amino acids that have a specific effect. So like GH has 191 amino acids. There's a peptide that I don't like.

Speaker 1:
[35:57] GH called growth, mean growth hormone.

Speaker 3:
[35:59] Growth hormone, yeah. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 1:
[36:03] Of growth hormone.

Speaker 3:
[36:04] No. There's a peptide called FRAG 176-191. So that's amino acid 176-191. That's supposed to be the chain that burns fat.

Speaker 1:
[36:14] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[36:14] If you take GH, you'll burn fat, your sleep will get better, your skin will get better, your hair, whatever. But your fucking nose will also grow.

Speaker 1:
[36:22] Right. You don't want that.

Speaker 3:
[36:24] It's growth hormone. Like it doesn't, it doesn't, like...

Speaker 2:
[36:29] It doesn't pick and choose where it grows.

Speaker 3:
[36:30] No.

Speaker 2:
[36:31] Will your dick grow though with it?

Speaker 1:
[36:32] That's the thing.

Speaker 3:
[36:33] Probably.

Speaker 1:
[36:34] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[36:34] That's it.

Speaker 1:
[36:35] I'm taking, right now, Retatrutide and Tessamoralin. Tessamoralin, that's the one that they developed, that one with HIV patients.

Speaker 3:
[36:43] Muscle weight.

Speaker 1:
[36:44] That was for AIDS patients to target their visceral belly fat. But I'm on the Tessamoralin because my visceral fat is probably high because of my cholesterol. So they said, theoretically, this will lower your... My doctors told me Retatrutide and Tessamoralin is... It doesn't do what a statin does, but the result is your cholesterol should come down because your inflammation will come down.

Speaker 3:
[37:05] Yes. Yeah. When I got the scan, they also give you visceral fat, so I have a pound of visceral fat.

Speaker 1:
[37:11] Is that high?

Speaker 3:
[37:12] Is that what?

Speaker 1:
[37:13] That's not high. That's very low, right?

Speaker 3:
[37:15] They want it to be less than one pound, but if my wife, who's half my size, has a pound of visceral fat and I do, surely that's not equal.

Speaker 1:
[37:24] Sure. Right.

Speaker 3:
[37:26] I weigh way more than-

Speaker 1:
[37:28] What are you right now, 222?

Speaker 3:
[37:30] 215. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah. That never lasts though. Once I hit 215, I'm like, let's take the foot off the gas. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:39] Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, so, okay. So you're also the one who told me that this whole myth about protein, that you need to get it within an hour of working out, is a lie that was put out by the fitness industry.

Speaker 3:
[37:52] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:53] A lot of people do not know that.

Speaker 3:
[37:54] By the protein companies. Right. And the set and rep scheme was put out by the muscle magazines because they had to have something to put in their magazines.

Speaker 1:
[38:02] Yeah. It's with this three sets of 10, it's like that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3:
[38:05] It's made up.

Speaker 1:
[38:06] You should really be going to as close to failure as possible on most days, right?

Speaker 3:
[38:10] The whole reason you would do three sets of 10 is so that the eighth, ninth, tenth rep of the third set, you're at failure.

Speaker 1:
[38:17] Right.

Speaker 3:
[38:18] So just don't.

Speaker 1:
[38:19] Get to failure in two sets.

Speaker 3:
[38:21] Get to failure in one set.

Speaker 1:
[38:22] Doesn't matter.

Speaker 3:
[38:23] It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2:
[38:23] So go as heavy as you can. What about your heart though?

Speaker 3:
[38:26] What about your heart?

Speaker 2:
[38:27] What if you strain too much on your heart, lift in too much weight on that first.

Speaker 3:
[38:30] No, that's not how it works. No? No.

Speaker 1:
[38:32] No. No, the thing you could do, if you're lifting too much and you're not breathing properly, you can pass out, but just breathe.

Speaker 3:
[38:38] Yeah, you could, but that's like, I mean, you're...

Speaker 1:
[38:40] The Valsalva maneuver.

Speaker 3:
[38:41] You're lifting 800 pounds and not breathing, and you did the smelling salts and...

Speaker 1:
[38:47] Like, what did you do for chest this week or last week?

Speaker 3:
[38:50] I did incline Smith machine.

Speaker 1:
[38:52] Okay, but what were the sets and reps?

Speaker 3:
[38:54] Oh, I did...

Speaker 1:
[38:55] Yeah, Smithtown Press Water.

Speaker 3:
[38:59] Smithtown Water Press.

Speaker 1:
[39:00] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[39:02] I did... I warmed up with a 45 on each side. I did that like three sets of 10.

Speaker 1:
[39:09] Just getting the muscles flowing.

Speaker 3:
[39:11] I mean, I'm 45. I gotta...

Speaker 1:
[39:13] Yeah, you gotta warm it up.

Speaker 3:
[39:13] I gotta warm it up.

Speaker 1:
[39:14] And then what?

Speaker 3:
[39:15] Then I do... So this I learned from Mike O'Hern.

Speaker 1:
[39:18] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[39:18] You know who that is, Mike O'Hern?

Speaker 1:
[39:19] No, tell us.

Speaker 3:
[39:20] You definitely know who it is. I don't know if you can pull him up on there, but he's fucking Jack.

Speaker 1:
[39:25] Micah?

Speaker 3:
[39:26] Mike O'Hern.

Speaker 1:
[39:27] Mike O'Hern.

Speaker 3:
[39:28] There you go.

Speaker 1:
[39:29] There we go. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. I've seen this guy a bunch. He's on Juice, right?

Speaker 3:
[39:34] He says he's not, but whether he... So first of all, he's looked like that since he was 17.

Speaker 1:
[39:39] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[39:40] Second of all, he's 50-something. Right.

Speaker 1:
[39:45] Even if he was on Juice, it's still impressive.

Speaker 3:
[39:47] Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1:
[39:47] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[39:48] Doesn't matter.

Speaker 1:
[39:49] So what did he say?

Speaker 3:
[39:50] So what he does is he lifts so heavy in the beginning of the workout because it primes your nervous system for heavy, heavy weight.

Speaker 1:
[39:57] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[39:58] So when I did chest with him at Gold's, he put 315 on the incline.

Speaker 1:
[40:03] Right out of the gate.

Speaker 3:
[40:04] No, you build up to it, but like you build up pretty fast. And then he put 365 on, which I couldn't do. And he goes, go over there, wait, come back after a couple of people do sets. I guarantee you'll be able to do it.

Speaker 1:
[40:19] So you waited, what was that, 10-minute wait, 5-minute wait?

Speaker 3:
[40:21] No, less than 5, probably. But yeah, I had to prime my nervous system.

Speaker 1:
[40:26] And then you did it?

Speaker 3:
[40:27] Yeah, I did it 3 times.

Speaker 1:
[40:28] You did it 3 times. You couldn't do it once, and then you did it 3 times.

Speaker 3:
[40:31] Couldn't do it once.

Speaker 1:
[40:31] Interesting. So for you with chest, you did how many sets of the incline?

Speaker 3:
[40:36] Okay, so I did 2 working sets of incline.

Speaker 1:
[40:39] And what does that mean?

Speaker 3:
[40:41] I put 225 on, I did it super slow, and I got like 9 the first time, and then 7 the second time.

Speaker 1:
[40:49] So 7 because you're going so slow was almost a failure.

Speaker 3:
[40:52] That's how you get to failure in one set. You gotta slow down the tempo.

Speaker 1:
[40:55] You can't just go as fast as you can.

Speaker 3:
[40:57] No, that's momentum. I'm not a weight lifter.

Speaker 1:
[41:00] Right, and you need a spotter on this stuff, right?

Speaker 3:
[41:02] On the Smith, no.

Speaker 1:
[41:02] Oh, you did the Smith, right?

Speaker 3:
[41:03] No, no. But I also don't lift so heavy that I need a spotter. And then I did dips, which Michael Hearn calls the squat of the upper body.

Speaker 1:
[41:11] Okay, just tricep dips, the tricep dip.

Speaker 3:
[41:14] Chest, shoulder, tricep, back, it's like...

Speaker 1:
[41:16] You did weighted, though.

Speaker 3:
[41:17] I did weighted, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[41:18] Right, what do you tie on there?

Speaker 3:
[41:20] I put on a 45.

Speaker 1:
[41:21] Right, you should, and putting on weight, putting on weight there is like a necessity, right? You can't just do on body weight.

Speaker 2:
[41:28] Unless you're a girl, right?

Speaker 1:
[41:29] Unless you're a woman.

Speaker 3:
[41:31] You can make, anything can be heavy.

Speaker 1:
[41:33] Just do it real slow.

Speaker 3:
[41:34] Do it real slow and do it for as long as you can. Like you will get, you will fail.

Speaker 1:
[41:38] And then your body will grow. It just will.

Speaker 3:
[41:40] Yeah, and then...

Speaker 2:
[41:41] I like what you're saying. So you basically, if you go slower, it gets harder no matter, even if you're doing pause. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[41:47] Pause. Time under tension, right?

Speaker 3:
[41:48] Time under tension.

Speaker 1:
[41:49] That's what it is. So you did that. So you did the incline. You did the two working sets.

Speaker 3:
[41:53] One set of dips and then...

Speaker 1:
[41:55] But to fail.

Speaker 3:
[41:56] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[41:57] And let me ask you this, when you're banging your wife, do you ever pull one of those in the mirror like an American psycho?

Speaker 3:
[42:02] I don't flex, but we do that. The mirror is strategically placed.

Speaker 1:
[42:05] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[42:05] You got it. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[42:06] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[42:07] I would like to see myself.

Speaker 1:
[42:09] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[42:09] If I look like that, I'd like to see myself.

Speaker 1:
[42:11] You know what?

Speaker 2:
[42:11] I would like to bang and not see myself.

Speaker 1:
[42:13] Right. Well, you get hornier when you look good. If you're banging in the mirror and you think you look better, you'll get hornier.

Speaker 2:
[42:20] I'll fucking do that.

Speaker 1:
[42:21] I'll be looking like that. I'll fuck me.

Speaker 3:
[42:23] Maybe if I had hair.

Speaker 1:
[42:24] Yeah. Okay. So then you do a set of dips to failure and then what?

Speaker 3:
[42:30] And then one set of heavy, like the shoulder machine. Right. Where you go like this.

Speaker 1:
[42:37] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[42:37] Turn around that. Heavy.

Speaker 1:
[42:39] And that was it.

Speaker 3:
[42:40] Keep your shoulders down. Squeeze it.

Speaker 1:
[42:42] And that was it for chest.

Speaker 3:
[42:43] That was it.

Speaker 1:
[42:43] But it was to failure and you felt a pump.

Speaker 3:
[42:45] And I did that at the beginning of last week.

Speaker 1:
[42:50] And you won't touch chest again.

Speaker 3:
[42:51] And I did back on Friday. Right. And I haven't lifted weights.

Speaker 1:
[42:57] Since then. And you also are not spending two hours in the gym.

Speaker 3:
[43:00] No.

Speaker 1:
[43:00] Like an hour tops?

Speaker 3:
[43:02] I'm a big proponent of the cumulative effect of anything.

Speaker 1:
[43:07] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[43:08] So do it, do it, do it. Because if you, first of all, if you overdo anything, you're going to burn out and get discouraged because results take time. Not, like you can't bake a cake in half the time by double, by baking it at 800 degrees.

Speaker 1:
[43:22] Right.

Speaker 3:
[43:22] You have to give things time to unfold or happen. So, you know, I've been working out for 30 years.

Speaker 1:
[43:30] Right.

Speaker 3:
[43:31] And when people ask how long I'm in there, if it's 45 minutes or an hour or whatever it is, they will inevitably say, I can't believe that, that's crazy, because they probably went to the gym for two hours.

Speaker 2:
[43:43] Got it.

Speaker 3:
[43:44] For three months. And so, no results. So, obviously, it doesn't work. The gym doesn't work. That's absurd.

Speaker 2:
[43:50] But if you've been doing it for 30 years, it ends up. What they're looking at in you is the cumulative effect. Even if you did 10 minutes that day.

Speaker 3:
[43:57] Right. I'm a big proponent of like...

Speaker 2:
[43:59] So, basically, we're fucked if we haven't been doing it for 30 years.

Speaker 3:
[44:02] No, it doesn't take 30 years to get there. But you can't stop.

Speaker 2:
[44:05] Right.

Speaker 3:
[44:05] You can't stop and you can't overthink things because if you overthink things, you'll get discouraged also because you'll think, I did it wrong, why would I even bother doing it?

Speaker 1:
[44:14] Yeah. And you're good. And rest and sleep. How important it is. Like today, I had a busy day and I normally would have woken up at 5 a.m., tried to go to the gym, whatever. But instead, I slept in a little bit longer and I had about 40 minutes after I dropped the kids off and I worked out there.

Speaker 3:
[44:29] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[44:30] I did, in my garage, I did some bench press, I did some weighted push-ups, all to failures, kind of same idea, I didn't go that heavy, I didn't have a spot or anything in a Smith machine, but then Jasmine was a little like, she was like, you know, because the kids need to go to school, and she was like, you should have woken up earlier to do this. And I said, Tank Sinatra said to sleep in a little bit longer, just give my body more time to rest, you bitch.

Speaker 3:
[44:58] Yeah, tell her.

Speaker 1:
[44:59] That's what I said.

Speaker 3:
[45:00] I can't believe she yelled at me the other day.

Speaker 1:
[45:01] She yelled at Tank on the phone.

Speaker 3:
[45:03] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[45:04] She was mad at him. What was it again?

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[45:11] That's what I like. And for me, even though I've been telling you, I've been doing deep squats, trying to get my asshole hovering up off the floor a little bit, I'll be getting a little bit hornier, but I really get horny. I really get horny when I pop a tablet from BlueChew and put on Top Gun Maverick.

Speaker 2:
[45:25] Listen, it's like peptides for your penis.

Speaker 1:
[45:28] That's what it is.

Speaker 2:
[45:29] You got to pop a tablet that you get from BlueChew. BlueChew Gold dissolves under your tongue and works in as little as 15 minutes. Pee-yoing!

Speaker 1:
[45:38] Pee-yoing! Nick's been taking them. He's been popping tablets from BlueChew to get his rock hard cock out to keep ice away.

Speaker 2:
[45:43] One thing Nick does, cause he sits down and he puts on the WWE WrestleMania weekend and he pops a tablet from BlueChew.

Speaker 1:
[45:50] It's what it is. He was stroking his monkey to Brock Lesnar last weekend.

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[46:24] Tell me.

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Speaker 3:
[47:55] You guys got a fence.

Speaker 1:
[47:57] Right, oh yeah, we got a fence.

Speaker 3:
[47:58] And it was too much money. And I wanted to see the estimate.

Speaker 1:
[48:00] Right.

Speaker 3:
[48:00] I don't know if it was too much money. You got the most expensive fence you could possibly buy.

Speaker 2:
[48:05] That's the way to go, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:07] I go hard or go home.

Speaker 3:
[48:08] Go hard or go home, baby. Around the entire property.

Speaker 1:
[48:10] Around the entire, I got a part, I got a section of a fence. The fence that I put around my entire backyard was supposed to be like just the front nice part, and I got around the entire yard was wasteful and Tank.

Speaker 3:
[48:21] It's not wasteful.

Speaker 1:
[48:22] And Tank and I, but Jasmine was getting mad cause she's like, we already paid for it.

Speaker 3:
[48:26] What does it matter? What does it matter?

Speaker 1:
[48:27] And she got mad, but then I, and I was like looking at her like, what the fuck? You're like yelling at my friend. And then she calmed down and said she was sorry.

Speaker 3:
[48:34] Yeah, cause I always thought she liked me. I still think she liked me. Well, I mean she does.

Speaker 2:
[48:37] How much did she does like for?

Speaker 1:
[48:39] What did I get banged for? 30 or 40 grand. Yeah, I got banged.

Speaker 2:
[48:43] For the whole property?

Speaker 1:
[48:43] For the whole property, it's not terrible, but I got banged. I mean, that's what it is if you go to Yeah, but Tank worked for a fence company for what, 10 years? You know a lot about fences.

Speaker 3:
[48:52] And that is, I mean, it's cedar, lattice topper.

Speaker 2:
[48:55] Oh, you did cedar and got banged out for 30, 40?

Speaker 3:
[48:57] Cedar is so expensive.

Speaker 2:
[48:59] Is it?

Speaker 3:
[49:00] The most expensive fence you can buy.

Speaker 2:
[49:02] That's wood, right?

Speaker 3:
[49:03] Yeah, but it's cedar. Oh, right.

Speaker 2:
[49:05] I didn't know that.

Speaker 3:
[49:05] So with like cedar stockade, is like double the price of spruce stockade.

Speaker 1:
[49:10] Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[49:11] This is so boring.

Speaker 2:
[49:12] No, it's not. This is what people want to know.

Speaker 1:
[49:14] Is it? Yeah, we make this funny.

Speaker 2:
[49:16] Listen, a lot of people need fences out there and they're going to get ripped off. So tell them how not to get ripped off.

Speaker 3:
[49:21] Yeah, just get more, get multiple prices. It's the only thing you can do.

Speaker 1:
[49:24] That's the only thing. Yes.

Speaker 2:
[49:26] And go illegal laborer.

Speaker 3:
[49:29] So cedar fence, lattice topper, if you could put that.

Speaker 2:
[49:33] Because you got a nice wood fence.

Speaker 1:
[49:35] Because the lattice topper sounds like a fucking, like a black lady from Detroit.

Speaker 2:
[49:40] All I know is the next owner of that house is going to get a great fence and a house at a discount.

Speaker 1:
[49:45] Yeah, because I got a stick and move.

Speaker 3:
[49:47] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[49:51] Yeah, and that is a nice fence, though, guys.

Speaker 1:
[49:55] Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 2:
[49:56] You know some people who do fall in love with fences?

Speaker 1:
[49:59] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[50:00] There's like people who have a fetish for fences and they kiss and they hug fences.

Speaker 3:
[50:03] Really?

Speaker 1:
[50:04] Yeah. I got that fence, Lowe's Wood Fence, but that's kind of what it looks like a little bit.

Speaker 3:
[50:08] But that quality is...

Speaker 1:
[50:09] Yeah, that's a bullshit quality.

Speaker 3:
[50:11] That's not what you got.

Speaker 1:
[50:11] But I got the nice top and then we're going to stain it in a different color.

Speaker 3:
[50:15] So you get like two years of the nice raw wood look, and then you stain it, and then you get a new fence if you want to power wash it and stain it, like every five years.

Speaker 1:
[50:27] That's what you got to stain it every five years. It's like four grand to stain it.

Speaker 3:
[50:31] I have no idea.

Speaker 1:
[50:31] That's what the guy told. He said about four...

Speaker 3:
[50:33] That's not bad at all.

Speaker 1:
[50:34] He said about four, 4,500 bucks will stain this whole thing for you.

Speaker 3:
[50:38] Yeah, but you got to wait till it dries out.

Speaker 1:
[50:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He told me he can't stain our shit until the summer.

Speaker 3:
[50:43] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[50:43] Now, you knew that he worked for a fence company. He didn't wait to get paid.

Speaker 1:
[50:46] I'm an idiot.

Speaker 3:
[50:47] I haven't worked for a fence company for almost 10 years.

Speaker 1:
[50:49] I'm an idiot. And also, what Tank does is if you're pumping gas, like my local gas station, Tank does the commercial. Today, you were talking about child sex slavery or some kid getting kidnapped or something like that.

Speaker 2:
[51:00] Oh, yeah. I saw you in the cab once, I think.

Speaker 1:
[51:01] Yeah, and Tank was talking about...

Speaker 2:
[51:03] So, when I say a gas station...

Speaker 1:
[51:04] Gas station, yeah. Yeah, and I said on his podcast, sometimes for me, when his videos come on, I forget to pump the gas in my car because I stick the nozzle right up my ass and I start pumping the gas directly to my asshole. And I'm leaking 93 and my car broke down on the side of the VQA.

Speaker 3:
[51:22] Leaking 93 has a ring to it.

Speaker 1:
[51:24] Yeah, is that the name of the episode, Leaking 93 with Tank Sinatra?

Speaker 2:
[51:30] Does Chris text you crazy shit?

Speaker 3:
[51:32] Yeah, he does, he does.

Speaker 2:
[51:34] The guy with the blue, he'll ask you about stuff?

Speaker 3:
[51:37] Well, I think we told this story on my podcast.

Speaker 1:
[51:40] Yeah, but nobody listens to that.

Speaker 3:
[51:42] Yeah. So, the first time I met Chris in person was at Comedy Central Cluster Fest.

Speaker 2:
[51:52] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[51:54] And I picked him, Comedy Central wanted me to promote it and they gave me a trip out there. So I was like, yes. So, I picked his clip about the guy on the scooter, posted it, it did fucking fantastic. And then I went and I told him, whatever, I told him I was using his clip, then we started exchanging, you know...

Speaker 2:
[52:14] Testosterone information.

Speaker 3:
[52:15] You know. And when we met, I was with my wife and he sends me a text that says, I can see your cock through your jeans. We just met. We just met. And I saw it, and I never responded to it, and we never talked about it again until...

Speaker 1:
[52:34] Yeah, until I was dying inside for months because I thought Tank hated me because I sent that text, and I was like, oh, he never responded.

Speaker 3:
[52:41] No, baby. No, no, no.

Speaker 2:
[52:43] Yeah, it's funny, like when you first start to become friends with Chris, you get a text like that and you're going like, what's going on here? But then after you've been friends with him for a while, you just glanced at it and you just move on to the next thing. Yeah, what time we do it? The pod? Yeah, you just get used to it.

Speaker 1:
[52:58] Yeah, you just get used to it.

Speaker 2:
[53:00] So, cuz why did you tell him that you saw his cock through his jeans?

Speaker 1:
[53:03] Because I saw his cock through his jeans. Because I was looking.

Speaker 3:
[53:09] It's just he's forthcoming. So I got a text from him.

Speaker 1:
[53:14] When is this?

Speaker 3:
[53:15] I don't know where. This is Wednesday.

Speaker 1:
[53:20] Wednesday.

Speaker 3:
[53:20] Last week.

Speaker 1:
[53:21] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[53:23] Hey cuz, do you ever wonder what a cock may taste like?

Speaker 1:
[53:29] We hadn't talked in like a week.

Speaker 3:
[53:30] Or honestly never popped into your head ever. I wrote, ha ha ha ha ha. Then he goes, I guess that's a no. I go, I've wondered literally everything. Because I felt like I was leaving him out there. But I mean, I've literally, I've been thinking straight for 45 years. Have you ever wondered if you were a different race? Like what if you were Korean?

Speaker 2:
[53:57] Cause you're a fucking sick kid.

Speaker 3:
[53:59] What if? And I go, I've been thinking nonstop for 45 years. There's not much that hasn't crossed my mind. He goes, yes, it's good to be curious. And then like two hours later, I write, curious George baby. And he just wrote, curious cocks.

Speaker 2:
[54:14] Ever wondered what it would be like to be Korean?

Speaker 1:
[54:17] Yeah, I just thought, you know.

Speaker 2:
[54:19] You sit there sometimes and wonder about it?

Speaker 1:
[54:20] Yeah, I mean, I just sometimes, I think about, you know, what if you had a completely different existence on this planet?

Speaker 2:
[54:25] Right.

Speaker 3:
[54:25] Oh yeah, the mind is like, so I'm reading this book right now called The Road Less Traveled.

Speaker 1:
[54:30] Oh yeah, my mom read that.

Speaker 3:
[54:31] Oh, bro, it's so fucking good.

Speaker 1:
[54:34] What would it like to be Korean?

Speaker 2:
[54:36] Bro, you're sitting there thinking about it that way? You just want to reach out to somebody, see if somebody else had been thinking about that too?

Speaker 1:
[54:41] Yeah, yeah, I'll never forget.

Speaker 3:
[54:42] Because I think you want to make it seem like he doesn't wonder what cock tastes all the time.

Speaker 1:
[54:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to take a little steak off it. Yeah, but I remember that when I sent you those texts, Josephine, our dog, had gotten out of the yard for the first time ever.

Speaker 3:
[54:56] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[54:56] And so like, and our neighbor had like found it. And then I remember Jasmine had said, I don't see Josephine in the yard, can you look for her? And I said, yeah, I'll do it. And then I didn't look for and started texting you. As my dog could have been running down the highway.

Speaker 3:
[55:10] He had to know.

Speaker 1:
[55:11] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[55:12] Am I the only one who wonders what it's like to be Korean?

Speaker 2:
[55:14] Did you wonder what it was? Well, like, what did you come up with?

Speaker 1:
[55:16] I just know, well, I think I just thought, cause my daughters watch all these Korean shows is the K-pop and Demon Hunters. Now there's another like beauty school one or something like that.

Speaker 3:
[55:25] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[55:25] So I look at these guys and I'm like, what would it be like? Like, what if I was the same me? I'm the same person, the same existence, same neighborhood, but I'm Korean. And my parents are Korean, so it's like, you know, yeah, they won't be like, I won't have the Italian jokes or, but I'll be Korean. I'll be the Korean version of it all. What is that like?

Speaker 3:
[55:44] I don't think it happens.

Speaker 2:
[55:46] Right.

Speaker 3:
[55:46] I don't think it happens. I think you grow up with a very different worldview and you're probably not making Nazi jokes.

Speaker 1:
[55:52] Right.

Speaker 3:
[55:53] Right.

Speaker 2:
[55:54] Good thing is I think you feel, you just feel trapped.

Speaker 3:
[55:56] I feel trapped a lot, but you're not, bro.

Speaker 1:
[55:59] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[55:59] But you're not.

Speaker 2:
[56:00] You wanna be Korean, you just wanna get out.

Speaker 1:
[56:02] I wanna just be Korean for a minute.

Speaker 2:
[56:04] You wanna be Korean for a second. You're just, you're a little upset that you can't break free and be Korean for a day.

Speaker 1:
[56:08] That's what it is. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[56:09] He just wants to break free and be Korean for a day.

Speaker 3:
[56:11] For a second.

Speaker 1:
[56:11] For a second. But that's why I'm doing peptides. I want my amino acids to break free.

Speaker 3:
[56:15] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[56:15] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[56:16] So I was in a hyperbaric oxygen chamber.

Speaker 1:
[56:19] Okay. Recently?

Speaker 3:
[56:21] Yes. Like, first time was fine. I lasted an hour. But the last minute, I was panicked because you're locked in from the outside.

Speaker 1:
[56:31] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[56:31] And it's pressurized, and it really clanks down loud when they lock it. And when the session is over, you have to wait for it to depressurize. And I was getting hot. So with that in mind, I never really got over that. I went back like a week later and tried to do an hour. And within 30, I told the guy, I'm like, just wait outside for a second. Like, don't leave. Right. He locks it, walks away. And I'm like, I just, I started panicking immediately.

Speaker 1:
[56:58] How do you know we walked away? You can see them?

Speaker 3:
[56:59] Yeah. You can see out of it.

Speaker 1:
[57:00] Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:
[57:01] First of all, you're laying on the ground. It's like a coffin. It's, it's bad. It's not great. So what I realized is that I don't like feeling trapped. I never get claustrophobic physically, but mentally, yeah, I'm definitely claustrophobic. I feel like I'm trapped in this, this idea of what I'm supposed to be. And I'm also trying to break free of that by just.

Speaker 2:
[57:22] So then it's a good question. Have you ever wondered about being Korean?

Speaker 3:
[57:25] I have.

Speaker 2:
[57:25] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[57:26] I've wondered everything.

Speaker 1:
[57:27] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[57:28] Like, I don't think there's a sentence you could put together that hasn't crossed.

Speaker 2:
[57:30] First of all, I'd want to be South Korean.

Speaker 1:
[57:32] Right.

Speaker 2:
[57:32] I wouldn't want to be North Korean.

Speaker 3:
[57:33] No, North Korean would be better.

Speaker 2:
[57:34] Or options.

Speaker 1:
[57:35] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[57:36] But then maybe ignorance, the bliss of the ignorance from being North Korean might be nice too.

Speaker 1:
[57:40] There's pros and cons.

Speaker 2:
[57:41] Like you want to do peptides and you go like, what? I'm just like.

Speaker 3:
[57:43] You don't know what you don't know.

Speaker 2:
[57:44] You don't know what you don't know. And that might be nice.

Speaker 3:
[57:46] You might feel really good that the leader of your country is actually the creator of the universe.

Speaker 2:
[57:50] That might be nice.

Speaker 1:
[57:51] Exactly. Who never has taken a shit in his life.

Speaker 3:
[57:54] How lucky are they?

Speaker 2:
[57:55] Very lucky to have the supreme leader.

Speaker 1:
[57:57] Now, what is the hyperbaric oxygen tank for your body?

Speaker 3:
[58:02] It aggressively increases repair in the body.

Speaker 1:
[58:06] So if you got knee pain or shoulder pain, go in it.

Speaker 3:
[58:09] Anything. Olympic athletes use it a lot. That's how Captain America.

Speaker 1:
[58:16] Captain Planet?

Speaker 3:
[58:18] No, I think Captain, the guy that Chris Evans played.

Speaker 1:
[58:21] Captain America.

Speaker 3:
[58:21] Captain America. He was in the hyperbaric, or maybe, I don't know, whatever the fuck it is. It's superhero lore.

Speaker 2:
[58:26] Holy shit, you breathe 100% pure oxygen at pressure of 1.5 to 3 times higher.

Speaker 3:
[58:33] Yeah, $46,000, $92,000 for a hyperbaric oxygen chamber. They are no joke.

Speaker 1:
[58:39] But how much is it to just go for one use?

Speaker 3:
[58:42] I think it was like $180 for an hour.

Speaker 1:
[58:45] It's not bad. And it's like therapy.

Speaker 2:
[58:47] This is what the athletes do now, right? They just hop in that and yeah.

Speaker 3:
[58:51] Any athlete that you... So when I saw Bigger, Stronger, Faster, which I've told you about...

Speaker 1:
[58:55] You told me to watch it. I still haven't watched it. I got to watch it.

Speaker 3:
[58:58] The shift in my mindset around performance enhancing drugs completely changed.

Speaker 1:
[59:03] Because what is it? Talk to us about it.

Speaker 3:
[59:05] So Mark Bell is a well-known power lifter, fitness industry guy. His brother, Chris, made a documentary about steroid use in Hollywood, Olympics, professional sports, basically anywhere where you depend on your body for performance or looks. So what really changed my viewpoint was he got Carl Lewis. Carl Lewis got the gold medal when Ben Johnson got his stripped for being on Winstraw.

Speaker 1:
[59:35] Winstraw.

Speaker 3:
[59:36] Yeah. Upon further digging, they found out that Carl Lewis was also on drugs. They couldn't take it away from him because it's like, it would undermine the sanctity of the Olympics, so they just left it. So Carl Lewis walked away from that interview in the bleachers, and he just went on and on about, first of all, like a pitcher, right? When they were using steroids in baseball, that was the best time baseball had ever had.

Speaker 2:
[60:01] For sure.

Speaker 3:
[60:02] Right. So if a pitcher whose arm is going to fall off and can't throw a pitch, can get a shot of a cortico steroid, how is that not a performance enhancing drug? Right. He can't pitch without it.

Speaker 2:
[60:13] Right.

Speaker 3:
[60:13] Like, why is testosterone not allowed? It was just like, it shifted everything I thought.

Speaker 1:
[60:18] What is the reason, though? Is there some kind of conspiracy?

Speaker 3:
[60:22] Moral panic about steroids.

Speaker 1:
[60:25] Got it.

Speaker 3:
[60:26] But TRT is the rebrand of the century.

Speaker 1:
[60:29] That's a steroid, TRT.

Speaker 3:
[60:31] Yeah, you're on juice. You're on, you're roided up. Right. You're taking steroids.

Speaker 1:
[60:35] But they're calling it TRT. Legal, TRT.

Speaker 3:
[60:38] And it's also not, you know, 200 milligrams a week is a lot different than 800. But once you get past a certain point, the diminishing return of the amount is like pretty low. It's like two, three, maybe 400. Anything above that is all side effects. Right. It's all bad.

Speaker 1:
[60:56] Right.

Speaker 3:
[60:56] But people get, you know, obviously they get hung up on more is better. And in a lot of cases, it's not. Right.

Speaker 1:
[61:04] It's not. So bigger, stronger, faster, watch that documentary and take steroids.

Speaker 3:
[61:08] That's the path, the pipeline.

Speaker 2:
[61:10] Were they saying in the in the movie that it was bad or they were saying, Oh, they were just saying that like, that's what it was.

Speaker 3:
[61:15] This is you don't know about this and we're showing you about this. Brad Pitt and Fight Club took shit. Will Smith and Muhammad Ali took shit.

Speaker 1:
[61:22] Almost.

Speaker 3:
[61:23] They're going to put 60 pounds of muscle for all these.

Speaker 1:
[61:25] Anybody you see is an action figure or action hero to be in shape. Right. Well, they said, I saw a thing about peptides is, is it's, it's following the same route as steroids did. You start to, you know, it, it goes into, it circulates amongst bodybuilders at first in guys in gyms. You've known about peptides for years.

Speaker 3:
[61:43] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[61:44] Then it goes to Hollywood actors.

Speaker 3:
[61:46] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[61:46] And they start to use it. That's right now. And then eventually it becomes mainstream.

Speaker 3:
[61:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[61:50] Which is where we're probably at now.

Speaker 3:
[61:52] And I think as regulation and quality control increases, you're going to see, you're just going to see more and more and more people on all kinds of, this Matzi regenerates intracellular fucking mitochondria.

Speaker 1:
[62:04] Have you taken it?

Speaker 3:
[62:06] No, I have it on the way though.

Speaker 1:
[62:07] You have it on the way. I've taken Matzi.

Speaker 3:
[62:09] That's right.

Speaker 1:
[62:09] I've taken it. But the thing is, you have to take these things for months.

Speaker 3:
[62:13] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[62:14] To see the real results.

Speaker 3:
[62:15] Some of them.

Speaker 1:
[62:16] Yeah. Some you do. The red or true tide, you see the results in two, three weeks.

Speaker 3:
[62:21] Red or true tide, it's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[62:22] Crazy. You don't want to take it though?

Speaker 3:
[62:24] No, I am. I'm going to try it.

Speaker 1:
[62:25] What are you on right now? What peptides you take this morning?

Speaker 3:
[62:28] True Zepatide. I took that weekly shot.

Speaker 1:
[62:31] Right.

Speaker 3:
[62:33] And then I also got this stuff, Celang and Epithalon.

Speaker 1:
[62:36] Oh, Celang. I've been taking Celang. It's for anxiety.

Speaker 3:
[62:38] Yeah, it just calms your mind down a little bit. I don't know if it works or not.

Speaker 1:
[62:41] Yeah, it doesn't really work for me as well.

Speaker 3:
[62:43] But Epithalon, I have a hard time with sleep.

Speaker 1:
[62:45] To sleep. You can't fall asleep?

Speaker 3:
[62:47] I can fall asleep. I just wake up multiple times.

Speaker 1:
[62:49] Epithalon.

Speaker 3:
[62:50] And eat.

Speaker 1:
[62:50] Yes. Right. See, look at how Jack T throws the whole intermittent fasting thing out. When this guy wakes up, he sits on a nightly basis and he's been doing it for years and eats junk food in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3:
[63:00] I had a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich last night on potato bread.

Speaker 1:
[63:04] In the middle of the night.

Speaker 3:
[63:05] Middle of the night.

Speaker 1:
[63:07] You didn't wake up feeling like a fatty.

Speaker 3:
[63:09] I did. A can of Coke Zero, two protein bars, a Twix ice cream bar.

Speaker 1:
[63:13] This is in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3:
[63:14] This is over the court. I think I ate three times last night.

Speaker 1:
[63:19] At like two o'clock in the morning, four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2:
[63:21] Are you eating enough during the day?

Speaker 3:
[63:23] Yeah. It doesn't matter. The only thing that I've ever done that's helped me with that particular problem is when I did the keto diet and my blood sugar was steady. It's definitely a blood sugar thing. I don't know. I don't know. It is what it is.

Speaker 1:
[63:36] The side effect.

Speaker 2:
[63:37] This is what they say the side effects are.

Speaker 3:
[63:39] Of what?

Speaker 1:
[63:39] Of what specifically?

Speaker 2:
[63:40] Of steroids. Antibiotic steroids. Let's see.

Speaker 3:
[63:43] But just real quick, they're lumping in Tren, Masturon, Testosterone, Windstrawl, all of them together, and you have to separate them out. But okay.

Speaker 1:
[63:51] Let's see overall what they say. Overall. Remember, Chachi PT is a liberal bitch.

Speaker 2:
[63:54] Yeah. They say testicle shrink.

Speaker 3:
[63:57] That's true.

Speaker 2:
[63:58] Whether they go true or false.

Speaker 1:
[63:59] Check.

Speaker 3:
[64:00] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[64:00] Lower natural testosterone. Lower natural testosterone.

Speaker 3:
[64:03] Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2:
[64:04] Okay, true. Infertility.

Speaker 3:
[64:06] Debatable.

Speaker 2:
[64:07] Debatable.

Speaker 1:
[64:07] He's got two kids. On juice.

Speaker 3:
[64:09] I got pregnant. I got my... I don't get pregnant. Very progressive. I use the all-gender restroom, by the way.

Speaker 2:
[64:16] Yeah, it's great. It's a good place to take a she-it.

Speaker 3:
[64:18] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[64:20] Not my joke. It's from Twitter, and I love it. It was nice. Some guy. Yeah. Erectile dysfunction. True or false?

Speaker 3:
[64:27] The opposite.

Speaker 2:
[64:29] You got a fucking raging art boner.

Speaker 3:
[64:31] They're probably talking about deca.

Speaker 2:
[64:33] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[64:34] Yes, but that's like, that's a thing that almost nobody uses anymore.

Speaker 1:
[64:40] Right. So you got a rocking hard piece.

Speaker 2:
[64:42] Severe acne? Obviously no.

Speaker 3:
[64:44] No.

Speaker 1:
[64:44] Kid's skin is amazing.

Speaker 3:
[64:45] Up to individual.

Speaker 2:
[64:47] Up to the individual.

Speaker 3:
[64:48] Up to the individual. I think it's very rare, though. I don't see it a lot.

Speaker 2:
[64:51] Hair loss, male pattern, baldness, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Speaker 1:
[64:54] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That was from Inglourious Passage. That's a bingo.

Speaker 2:
[64:59] That's a bingo.

Speaker 3:
[65:01] Well, I've been bald since I was, like I started shaving my head at 14. I never had great hair. But then I really lost it at like 28, 29. I was just like, I'm just going to shave it.

Speaker 2:
[65:11] You got a nice round head.

Speaker 1:
[65:12] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[65:13] But it's almost better.

Speaker 3:
[65:14] DHT derived steroids. That's a huge problem for those. Okay. Hair loss. One straw, that's Masturon.

Speaker 1:
[65:22] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[65:22] How about this? Now we get a little aggression.

Speaker 1:
[65:25] No, he's so calm.

Speaker 2:
[65:26] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[65:27] Tren.

Speaker 2:
[65:28] Tren will do that.

Speaker 3:
[65:29] Tren will make you an absolute fucking meme.

Speaker 2:
[65:31] So if you don't take Tren, you'll good.

Speaker 3:
[65:34] Unless you overdo it or unless you're like, I think steroids are like money. Like you just, you're more of what you are.

Speaker 2:
[65:41] Right.

Speaker 3:
[65:41] If you're an asshole and you get rich, you're going to be a rich asshole.

Speaker 2:
[65:43] Got it.

Speaker 3:
[65:44] If you're a generous person and you get rich, you're going to be a generous rich person.

Speaker 2:
[65:47] Right. There's probably a lot of truth to that.

Speaker 3:
[65:49] Right.

Speaker 2:
[65:49] How about depression, especially after a cycle? If you don't end the cycle.

Speaker 3:
[65:53] Yeah, I don't know what after a cycle means.

Speaker 2:
[65:57] Okay, low energy, low libido, brain fog.

Speaker 3:
[66:00] Opposite. Opposite. Total opposite.

Speaker 2:
[66:03] Reduce sperm count.

Speaker 3:
[66:07] Up to the individual, I think. Like, I got my wife pregnant with my second child. I had just stopped trend like a week before that. I did trend twice for very short runs because I was like, I'm going to go to jail.

Speaker 1:
[66:21] Do you really get so angry?

Speaker 3:
[66:23] You it's it's it's indescribable. You're so mad.

Speaker 1:
[66:28] Why?

Speaker 3:
[66:30] Because Tren is a survey that was derived for cows to get big.

Speaker 1:
[66:36] Right.

Speaker 3:
[66:36] So it's bovines. You know what I mean? Like they're not it's not built for us.

Speaker 1:
[66:39] Right.

Speaker 3:
[66:40] Tren is toxic poison and nobody should ever take it.

Speaker 1:
[66:44] But you were fucking jacked.

Speaker 3:
[66:47] I look better now.

Speaker 1:
[66:48] Right. Right. You were bulky back then.

Speaker 3:
[66:50] Bulky Barthocamus.

Speaker 1:
[66:51] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[66:53] Now we come to the big ones.

Speaker 1:
[66:54] Here we go.

Speaker 2:
[66:55] Heart disease, kidney damage, psychological addiction dependency.

Speaker 3:
[67:02] I mean, psychological addiction, I'm sure.

Speaker 1:
[67:05] Right.

Speaker 2:
[67:06] But.

Speaker 1:
[67:07] Heart and kidney.

Speaker 3:
[67:08] So when I don't know, the heart is debatable because I've had an EKG every year for the last 15 years. I've never had anything. Kidney, I don't know what they're talking about.

Speaker 1:
[67:18] Your levels are always good.

Speaker 3:
[67:20] Liver with oral steroids, you'll have a huge problem, which is why I said they were healthier. Because when I first went to get testosterone from the doctor and he did my blood work, he's like, your liver enzymes are through the roof. Have you ever had hepatitis C or been exposed to it or whatever? And I was like, no, I don't think so. So it turns out he'd gave me milk. He told me to take milk thistle, by the way, which is like, that's amazing.

Speaker 1:
[67:45] That's the thing for the liver enzyme.

Speaker 3:
[67:46] That's the supplement that actually works.

Speaker 1:
[67:48] Like take that and help your liver. 100%.

Speaker 3:
[67:51] My liver enzymes went down by like 90% in a month. Wow. But they were high because of all the oral stuff that I was taking from Vitamin Shop, Vitamin World, the supplements, because anything that goes to your body or stomach, that's not food, gets jammed up in there. You're digesting cellulose, which is what the pills are in.

Speaker 1:
[68:09] So that's the thing, you're taking all these healthy vitamins, but you're having the same effect on your liver as an alcoholic.

Speaker 3:
[68:13] That's why peptides, I think, are going to be a real game changer. Because you inject it, and if you can bypass the digestive system, you reduce a whole host of side effects.

Speaker 2:
[68:23] Yeah, to be honest, because they say, hey, the reason why people still debate, the debate is complicated, is because people, they work well for faster muscle growth, faster recovery, increased strength and a leaner physique. Yeah. I mean, you can't argue it looking good. Yeah, it just looks good. At the end of the day, you can't argue it looking nice.

Speaker 3:
[68:45] And feeling good.

Speaker 2:
[68:46] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[68:47] Feeling good.

Speaker 2:
[68:48] Feeling good. Feeling fucking good.

Speaker 3:
[68:51] Are you gonna take anything?

Speaker 2:
[68:53] I'm open to it.

Speaker 1:
[68:54] What would you take?

Speaker 2:
[68:56] What I'd like to do is take something that got my energy up. That seems nice. Make me feel young again.

Speaker 3:
[69:01] Your energy will go up.

Speaker 2:
[69:02] This feels like a facelift for men.

Speaker 3:
[69:04] When you lose weight.

Speaker 2:
[69:05] I wonder if you will.

Speaker 1:
[69:07] I'm down like 14 pounds doing it, but I've been doing the work.

Speaker 3:
[69:10] But 14 pounds is a fucking lot.

Speaker 1:
[69:12] That's what I'm saying. I've been doing the work. The peptides have just, the red has definitely helped me curb my eating a little bit, but I've been working out. Like you said, it's just, you can't just sit there and do that and sit on the couch.

Speaker 3:
[69:24] Being too heavy, it affects everything. It affects like, I mean, gravity is just like literally weighing you down more than your bones are.

Speaker 1:
[69:33] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[69:33] And I've been heavy multiple times in my life.

Speaker 1:
[69:36] And you had more knee pain, more elbow pain, more pain.

Speaker 3:
[69:38] Everything hurt.

Speaker 1:
[69:39] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[69:39] Everything hurt more, of course. But I don't know. It's losing weight is almost a cure-all, which is why these terzepatide and all these things are like, if there are any negative side effects, which by the way, the doses at which they do the research are like fucking astronomical.

Speaker 1:
[69:57] Right.

Speaker 3:
[69:57] It's like the aspartame with the rats.

Speaker 1:
[70:00] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[70:00] With the causing cancer.

Speaker 1:
[70:02] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[70:03] You'd have to drink like 900 cans of Diet Coke a day.

Speaker 1:
[70:06] Right.

Speaker 3:
[70:06] To be in that range.

Speaker 1:
[70:07] Right.

Speaker 3:
[70:08] So stupid.

Speaker 1:
[70:08] But they go with it.

Speaker 3:
[70:09] But yeah, I mean, if you use it as a tool, you're good to go. It is an effective tool.

Speaker 1:
[70:14] What are you doing after this?

Speaker 3:
[70:17] I'm going to go to the gym.

Speaker 1:
[70:18] The pack?

Speaker 3:
[70:19] The pack.

Speaker 1:
[70:20] And work out?

Speaker 3:
[70:21] On 23rd in between 5th and 6th. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:24] And work out? Or are you just going to go?

Speaker 3:
[70:26] I'm going to hang in and work out.

Speaker 1:
[70:27] Yeah?

Speaker 3:
[70:28] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[70:28] Nice. Also, the Tank's Good News is still out there. That page.

Speaker 3:
[70:32] That's what's on the gas station TVs. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:35] That's the gas station TVs.

Speaker 3:
[70:36] And Influencers in the Wild.

Speaker 2:
[70:37] And Influencers in the Wild, which is a fun channel.

Speaker 3:
[70:39] Fun channel.

Speaker 1:
[70:40] That is a very fun channel.

Speaker 3:
[70:41] Good time.

Speaker 1:
[70:43] I love you.

Speaker 3:
[70:43] I love you too.

Speaker 2:
[70:44] Love you too, man. Good to see you.

Speaker 1:
[70:45] No, but it's... And you're going to do peptides?

Speaker 2:
[70:47] Dude, next time he comes, we're just going to all three... We don't even know how we're going to fit in here.

Speaker 3:
[70:51] Let's do it.

Speaker 2:
[70:52] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[70:53] We're going to... You want to take your shirt off? No.

Speaker 2:
[70:54] No. I'm definitely not taking my shirt off.

Speaker 1:
[70:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[70:59] Yeah. I'm going to the other pool.

Speaker 1:
[71:01] I mean, cuz, look at that.

Speaker 2:
[71:02] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[71:03] I was embarrassed to take my shirt off when I was fat, obviously. Right. When I got lean, I was still fucking embarrassed to take my shirt off.

Speaker 1:
[71:12] How do you get your traps like that? What's the exercise? What is that about?

Speaker 3:
[71:15] I don't know, dude. I feel like it was at a school event for my son. It was at the beach, and I felt like I was going to make people feel bad. I was going to make the dads feel bad. Like, I didn't want to take my shirt off. I was embarrassed on the other side of the spectrum. It's so for the brain.

Speaker 1:
[71:29] The brain is white. Yeah, so, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[71:31] So stupid.

Speaker 1:
[71:32] But how do you get your traps and shoulders like that? What's the workout regimen for that?

Speaker 3:
[71:35] I don't do any trap exercises.

Speaker 1:
[71:37] Really? So how do they look like that?

Speaker 3:
[71:38] Some things you got, and some things you don't.

Speaker 2:
[71:40] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[71:40] Right, that's just, you've always had traps.

Speaker 2:
[71:42] Some people got good feet, some people don't. Some people got normal size heads, and some people don't.

Speaker 3:
[71:46] I don't. My head is huge.

Speaker 2:
[71:47] Yeah. My head is small. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[71:50] Can I smell your nipples?

Speaker 3:
[71:52] Yeah, if you want.

Speaker 2:
[71:55] All right, we'll see you next time. We'll end on this. It smells really good. Boy, you kissed it. Because you're at least a little bit, a little bit not, you're on the spectrum. It's sexual.

Speaker 3:
[72:09] You're a nine, eight on the Kinsey scale.

Speaker 1:
[72:11] Well, I didn't lick it, I smelled it.

Speaker 2:
[72:12] You kissed it, I heard the kiss.

Speaker 1:
[72:14] No, he kissed it. I just sniffed his nipple because I wanted to see what it smelled like.

Speaker 2:
[72:18] What did it smell like?

Speaker 1:
[72:19] It smells good. It smells like he's clean.

Speaker 3:
[72:21] Yeah, I'm clean. Real clean kid. Clean nipples. Call me clean nipples.

Speaker 1:
[72:25] Clean nipples.

Speaker 2:
[72:26] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[72:27] All right. A lot of guys are going to jerk off to this episode.

Speaker 2:
[72:30] Because you need to be put into a fucking prison.

Speaker 1:
[72:34] Good night.

Speaker 3:
[72:34] To him, if he goes to prison, gay within the first hour.

Speaker 2:
[72:38] Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1:
[72:38] And out.

Speaker 3:
[72:39] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[72:40] You just smelled his nipples. Is that what you did?

Speaker 1:
[72:41] I took a sniff of his nipples, a little nipple with us. It's a nipple.

Speaker 3:
[72:47] All right.

Speaker 1:
[72:47] I love you guys. Go to patreon.com/historyhyenas here at all.

Speaker 3:
[72:51] Bye. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[72:53] All right. As always, patreon.com/historyhyenas, the new members of the matriarchy. We read out the names. When you sign up, you get your name read out. Hopefully it's the next week, but a lot of times we're delayed because we get so many members that sign up. So we appreciate your support. The funniest name was the PPW, Pseudo-opinions of the Week. Okay. Here we go. Welcome to the podcast, Chrissy's Bashful Middle Toe. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[73:16] Chicken Finger.

Speaker 1:
[73:16] Chicken Finger. Not bad.

Speaker 2:
[73:17] Right up the bat. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[73:18] Then we got Matzah Mutt.

Speaker 2:
[73:20] Chicken Finger.

Speaker 1:
[73:21] Okay. Then we got Father Bill, Paid My Bills One Time, Now I Have to Be at Motel 6 in 15 Minutes for the Rest of My Life.

Speaker 2:
[73:31] Wow. We're starting off very strong.

Speaker 1:
[73:32] Yeah. Ferguson. Then we got Simon Rex's, Simon Rex's Chris's Balloon Knot. Okay. Kid Rock looks like Jesus of Methlehem.

Speaker 2:
[73:44] Take out the catapult.

Speaker 1:
[73:46] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[73:47] Take out the catapult. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[73:49] That's getting on. Methlehem has been there for centuries and we never thought of it.

Speaker 2:
[73:53] I mean, what we have now is what we call a front runner.

Speaker 1:
[73:55] Front runner. Nick Chrisley, B, Matthew Keys. Then we got Caught Priest Having Sex with My Mom. He was well over the coffin. I mean, it's dark.

Speaker 2:
[74:07] Dark, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[74:08] Yeah. Okay. It's a dark one.

Speaker 2:
[74:09] Good one, though.

Speaker 1:
[74:11] Tone, Keep Life Moving, My Spank Bank is Feet Picks, okay?

Speaker 2:
[74:17] Just what it is. Yeah. Some of these are just what it is.

Speaker 1:
[74:20] Yeah. Willing to Let AOC Dump on My Chest for Reparations.

Speaker 2:
[74:25] Okey-dokey.

Speaker 1:
[74:26] That's what it is. Hey Burt! Nolan Magg. Then we got I Like To Put Honey On My Chest and Then Come On My Tummy Calls Me The Big Gay Honey Nut.

Speaker 2:
[74:37] Drexler.

Speaker 1:
[74:40] Then we got Breaking News, Seal Team 6 Rescues GI. Joe from Yannis' Ass.

Speaker 2:
[74:45] Put him on the list. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[74:48] Then we got Gu at Fashion Week, aka Uggers in Paris.

Speaker 2:
[74:53] Wei Songxian. Good one. I mean, yeah, he's talking about I Like Gu.

Speaker 1:
[74:59] Then he's talking about the Uggers.

Speaker 2:
[75:00] Uggers in Paris.

Speaker 1:
[75:02] The Muslim part of China. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[75:04] You know what the problem is with that? It's like the first part doesn't really match the Uggers in Paris. If he had something better, if he said something like, you know, I'm Muslim in Shanghai, call me an Ugger in Paris. Yeah, something like that. So did it match?

Speaker 1:
[75:22] But good, good effort.

Speaker 2:
[75:23] Really good swing.

Speaker 1:
[75:24] Then we got Netanyahu.

Speaker 2:
[75:26] We've had.

Speaker 1:
[75:27] Okay. Ace, BB spanked my ass blue. Give me the bento box. Vaporize. Then we got cash, mortgagized Patel, one's fixed, one's variable. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[75:40] Complicated.

Speaker 1:
[75:41] Complicated. Jesus definitely wasn't a Leroy because the shroud had no imprint of a basketball.

Speaker 2:
[75:47] A lot of 14. That's what it is. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[75:51] LD. Then we got Eskimo bros with Katie Holmes plus matching assed hat. Okay. Jared Waters, Squeakamuse Bush, NJM23, $5 Tickle Me Elmos.

Speaker 2:
[76:05] Out of the trunk.

Speaker 1:
[76:05] Yeah, it's a hefty price though. Two cents short. Calvin Johnson. Drop Mr. Gnome's tits in Iran. Problem solved. Couple of bombs.

Speaker 2:
[76:16] Drexler. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1:
[76:19] Mr. Gnome is funny.

Speaker 2:
[76:20] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[76:21] Ryan Walker. Daniel Vander Plaats. Just found out my Franks and Beans are back together. Herpes, $5. I don't know what that means. Oh, here's $5.

Speaker 2:
[76:32] Don't get it. You get it?

Speaker 1:
[76:33] No.

Speaker 2:
[76:33] Here's Franks, here's Beans. You're back together and here's your $5.

Speaker 1:
[76:35] Oh, here's $5. Okay, thank you. Welcome back.

Speaker 2:
[76:39] Yeah. You get a chicken figure just because...

Speaker 1:
[76:41] Yeah. Then we got Pumpkin Dick Pappas.

Speaker 2:
[76:45] Pumpkin Dick... By the way, Pumpkin Dick Pappas, I remembered. I met Pumpkin Dick Pappas. Hi. Really? Yeah, I met him. They are huge fans.

Speaker 1:
[76:54] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[76:56] They waited for me after the last show. They're from Maine, from Bangor, Maine, and they drove down to Boston. Wow. And he said, Pumpkin Dick Pien... What is it?

Speaker 1:
[77:06] Pumpkin Dick Pappas.

Speaker 2:
[77:07] Because when you see that on the Patreon, that's me.

Speaker 1:
[77:09] That's me.

Speaker 2:
[77:10] And let me just tell you, your girl's a piece.

Speaker 1:
[77:12] There it is.

Speaker 2:
[77:13] So congrats. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[77:16] Riley Capraro, Shmui, Mr. Gnome's Garment Rentals. Alex, what did the gay blind man do to the hot hung Leroy? Walked into one. Madeline Wilson-Burns, May Morelli. Can I borrow your glue gun? Mine's got fumes.

Speaker 2:
[77:36] Clean it.

Speaker 1:
[77:37] Clean it, yeah. Christie's had more pilots killed than 9-Eleven.

Speaker 2:
[77:41] He just used your joke.

Speaker 1:
[77:42] Yeah, it's what it is, yeah. Gay Ridge Boys, Alex, the twink you just had on the podcast, that twink you just had on the podcast, oh, Joey Camasta.

Speaker 2:
[77:52] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[77:54] Tres Pesos Guillermo, oh, $3 Guillermo.

Speaker 2:
[77:59] I like that.

Speaker 1:
[77:59] Yeah. Power Bottom Gay on the beam in a different way.

Speaker 2:
[78:03] Like that.

Speaker 1:
[78:04] Grace, new tunic for my favorite eunuch.

Speaker 2:
[78:08] Did you knit it for him?

Speaker 1:
[78:10] That's nice.

Speaker 2:
[78:10] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[78:11] Jennifer Poriforous, Zachary Garfinkel, Desert Chris, Paul Gutzen, Cara, Carly Dorsch, Lauren Ball, My Peace Brings Peace, Lisa Rubashad, William Hutchinson, Matt Prego, Gal Janicelli, Jason Gortson, Uncle Ben's Court-Appointed Attorney, Chrissie's Korean BO obsession needs to be studied. That's what it is.

Speaker 2:
[78:38] Do you have that?

Speaker 1:
[78:39] I do. I always talk about Koreans BO, they don't have BO.

Speaker 2:
[78:43] Right.

Speaker 1:
[78:43] Because they have an enzyme that they can't stink.

Speaker 2:
[78:45] That is true.

Speaker 1:
[78:46] Frisbee War got me fume-scrolling the Sandra Dee algorithm. Mm-hmm. Some people like Frisbees, but I...

Speaker 2:
[78:53] Right. Lata 14.

Speaker 1:
[78:55] Yeah. Lata 14 makes me flick my bean way shanchin. Rio Grande swim team.

Speaker 2:
[79:02] That's a good one.

Speaker 1:
[79:03] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[79:03] That's a real good one. Do we have that one?

Speaker 1:
[79:06] It sounds familiar.

Speaker 2:
[79:07] I don't know. I know I've said my front lawn is going to look like the Rio Grande when I'm doing my lawn. That's a good one. I'm going to give it a Drexler.

Speaker 1:
[79:16] Stinky Cock?

Speaker 2:
[79:18] Guys, he's putting it in somebody's ass.

Speaker 1:
[79:20] And then we got Mr. Wong Raines Driving School Moveover Preeze.

Speaker 2:
[79:27] Way shanchin. Walked into one.

Speaker 1:
[79:30] So we only got two on the list.

Speaker 2:
[79:32] Good ones.

Speaker 1:
[79:32] Yeah. That's interesting. So the list comes down to Kid Rock looks like Jesus of Methlehem, or Breaking News Seal Team Six rescues GI. Joe from Yannis' ass.

Speaker 2:
[79:40] Second one is very funny.

Speaker 1:
[79:42] But yeah.

Speaker 2:
[79:42] It's the definition of a Drexler.

Speaker 1:
[79:45] The winner.

Speaker 2:
[79:45] We played with the goat. Unfortunately, Clyde, I apologize. Jordan's in the league. You gotta go.

Speaker 1:
[79:52] Congratulations. Go to historyhyenasisback.com. See your name up in lights. You are this week's winner. Kid Rock looks like Jesus of Methlehem.

Speaker 2:
[80:01] Beautiful.

Speaker 1:
[80:01] Every week. Thanks for the support.