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Speaker 1:
[00:01] Hey, it's Andy Cohen here with this week's chapter of Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast. The high highs and low lows of my life as a daddy to two kids and dozens of housewives. Joining me as always is my co-host, John Hill. Hey, John.

Speaker 2:
[00:17] Hello.

Speaker 1:
[00:18] Girl, this week we queend out over Madonna, Victoria Beckham dropped by for a surprise visit. I visited my family in St. Louis, tried introducing them to a scenario based game, but I live in a world of literal people. My daughter, Lucy, pushed me to the limits, and we opened up the listener mailbag. This is Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast. Monday, April 20th, 2026. Hey John, how you doing?

Speaker 2:
[01:05] I'm gonna dance like Madonna danced at Coachella this past weekend.

Speaker 1:
[01:08] She, John's doing an imitation right now. New Madonna.

Speaker 2:
[01:15] I love the talking over the beat, I don't even need the singing.

Speaker 1:
[01:18] Here's the thing.

Speaker 2:
[01:19] Love it.

Speaker 1:
[01:20] This is what queens we are. Madonna talking over a beat, and she could be talking nonsense.

Speaker 2:
[01:29] She is talking nonsense.

Speaker 1:
[01:30] Just like, every day, I go to the store, and I get a banana muffin, and I feel a certain way.

Speaker 3:
[01:38] I mean, like, she could be saying anything.

Speaker 1:
[01:43] In the morning, when I put my socks on, get it, queen. I cannot, da da da da da.

Speaker 3:
[01:48] And I would be like, Madonna, Madonna, ah.

Speaker 1:
[01:53] I mean, that is just the truth.

Speaker 2:
[01:56] That's the truth.

Speaker 1:
[01:57] Anyway, it's good to have you back, Madonna. It was exciting to see her at Coachella. I mean, there's been a lot said online about all the fans, just no one could dance, no one could clap, no one could do anything but hold their phone up. Like, it was just, you know.

Speaker 2:
[02:15] That is the world we live in, sadly.

Speaker 1:
[02:16] It is. It really is.

Speaker 2:
[02:20] She looked great. You know, there were those years where she was, you know, popping up places and had a huge fake ass, or she had this or that. People thought she looked crazy. I think she looked great. She settled it all down.

Speaker 1:
[02:30] I think she looked great, too. Yeah, I think she looked really, really good.

Speaker 2:
[02:34] Maybe the ass needed to deflate.

Speaker 1:
[02:36] And I thought, you know what? Considering that she's in a corset next to Sabrina Carpenter, I'm like, she looks freaking great.

Speaker 2:
[02:44] Moves great.

Speaker 1:
[02:45] Moved great.

Speaker 2:
[02:46] I can't move like that.

Speaker 1:
[02:47] Right. People were like, she got up from her knees all on her own in high heels, like rose up. Anyway, whatever. Yada yada. Madonna's back. Everybody's very excited today at Radio Andy because I'm taping my front row special with the cast of Devil Wears Prada 2, namely Meryl Streep, Stanley Tucci, Anne Hathaway, and Emily Blunt. This morning, after we got off the air, that'll air tomorrow morning. It's the only all cast interview that they're doing. Wow. But they've decorated the hallways and it looks like runway. I mean, it looks like an approximation of runway magazine here.

Speaker 2:
[03:36] Well, we saw this. We saw the movie the other day.

Speaker 1:
[03:39] Yes, we did. And it was really cute.

Speaker 2:
[03:41] Can I spoil something, though?

Speaker 1:
[03:43] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:43] I just think it's interesting. Our building is featured a little bit.

Speaker 1:
[03:47] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[03:48] Of course, they decorated it.

Speaker 1:
[03:49] It's the headquarters of Runway House.

Speaker 2:
[03:51] Literally the building.

Speaker 1:
[03:52] Yes. It's wild. You know, I was they reached out to me and said last summer and invited me to be in a party scene of Devil Wears Prada.

Speaker 2:
[04:05] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:06] It was not there. There are two party scenes. Yes. One with all these famous people who get introduced at this Hamptons party. And I was being invited to this kind of big party. And it was during my vacation. And I was like, can you guarantee that I'll be in the movie if I go to this thing? And they were like, no ma'am, no ma'am. And I was like, I have to protect my.

Speaker 2:
[04:36] I feel so free to decline.

Speaker 1:
[04:37] Right. I have to be on vacation with my kids. You know what I mean? Because by the way.

Speaker 2:
[04:45] You've been in enough.

Speaker 1:
[04:46] If I had come to be an extra in Devil Wears Prada 2 and been cut out of it, which I'm pretty sure that I would have been cut out of it. They had all these big cameos.

Speaker 2:
[04:57] I think you would have been featured.

Speaker 1:
[04:58] I don't know. All I can say is I would have been like, that would have been a day that I could have been with my kids on vacation. So, there you go.

Speaker 2:
[05:06] You made the right call.

Speaker 1:
[05:07] Tough choices in life.

Speaker 2:
[05:09] It's a great movie. We had a great time.

Speaker 1:
[05:10] We loved it. We loved the movie. Absolutely. I went to St. Louis over the weekend to see my parents. Had a very nice time with them and my family. I mean, my parents, man, 93 and 89. I mean, it's on like Donkey Kong and, man, there, I said to my dad, I was like, don't kill her, dad. I go, you've made it this far. Like, they are eating each other alive a little bit, as they always have. Do they have hobbies? No. They need, I went through all of their streaming services and made a list for them of shows that they, because they always say, there's nothing for us to watch, whatever. So I made a list of shows. I did some stuff around the apartment and we had dinner Friday night with my sister and brother-in-law and we're sitting there and I thought, you know, instead of us eating each other alive at the dinner table, why don't I do a question game? Now, forgetting, I come from a long line of literal people. I mean, so I say to the table, what would be one thing at your last meal on earth? Food. Yeah, well, no, what would one... And they're like, well, what? I'm like, well, just... Hypothetically speaking. I go, I'll start. French onion soup. My sister's like steak, I guess. My mom, who has had a lifetime of criticizing my sister's choices at restaurants is like steak. You're picking steak. My brother-in-law says, well, I would need to know the circumstances of the meal. Like, am I on death row? Am I... I go, it's a question, guys. Like, we're playing favorites here. Like, just...

Speaker 2:
[07:20] Wait, what else besides French onion soup would you have though?

Speaker 1:
[07:23] I just simplified it and said, do one item.

Speaker 2:
[07:26] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[07:27] My mom's like, oh my God, are you fucking kidding me? Posh Spice is walking in, crashing our...

Speaker 3:
[07:36] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[07:39] Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4:
[07:41] I am.

Speaker 1:
[07:42] Get on the mic. Wait, hug John first. I mean, Posh Spice is here, everybody.

Speaker 5:
[07:48] How are you?

Speaker 4:
[07:49] Oh my God, you got even more buff.

Speaker 1:
[07:51] He got even more buff, she's saying. Will you get on the mic for a minute? Victoria is in town because she has a new collab with Gap.

Speaker 2:
[08:00] Congrats.

Speaker 4:
[08:01] Which is huge. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[08:03] I love the Gap. She is bringing Victoria Beckham to the masses, right?

Speaker 4:
[08:08] I am. And I'm super excited to be here and yeah, I wanted to come say hi.

Speaker 1:
[08:14] I'm so excited to see you. By the way, what do you think of the new Madonna? I know you're as big a fan as, are you flipping?

Speaker 4:
[08:21] Everyone is, right? Everyone is. How do you feel about it?

Speaker 1:
[08:24] I'm so into it. I'm freaking out. And we were just saying, we think she looks really good. I mean, to be up there with Sabrina Carpenter, you know, both in matching corsets. Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 4:
[08:36] Incredible.

Speaker 1:
[08:36] Incredible.

Speaker 4:
[08:37] I mean, the ultimate in girl power, I have to say.

Speaker 1:
[08:40] Yes. Did you know that Lady Victoria was crashing this?

Speaker 3:
[08:44] No.

Speaker 2:
[08:44] I don't believe it's happening right now.

Speaker 1:
[08:46] I know.

Speaker 3:
[08:46] I don't either.

Speaker 2:
[08:47] I'm not processing this.

Speaker 1:
[08:48] I can't believe it.

Speaker 4:
[08:49] Well, they were like, you're going to come as a surprise. Andy, I was like, but wait, isn't it a surprise? Like a gift or winning a lottery? I'm like, really? Is this-

Speaker 6:
[08:56] You're the gift.

Speaker 2:
[08:58] I mean, I wondered why the cameras were set up just for a B-roll of us. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[09:02] Yeah, it was very weird. It's great to see you. I had so much fun with you in Miami.

Speaker 4:
[09:07] Didn't we have the best time?

Speaker 1:
[09:09] We had the best time.

Speaker 2:
[09:10] Very jealous.

Speaker 1:
[09:11] And I was really second guessing after I talked to Jordan, who gives me all great parenting advice. I was second guessing not forcing Ben to do the walk on with Messi.

Speaker 4:
[09:27] But he made the right decision for him.

Speaker 1:
[09:29] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[09:30] By the way, I listen to your show every single day, and I text you and every time I hear you talking about the kids, I'm like, you're such a good dad. But to actually see you in action with the kids, you are an amazing dad, and your kids are such a credit to you. So well-behaved.

Speaker 1:
[09:47] Really? Thank you.

Speaker 4:
[09:48] Really well-behaved, and obviously gorgeous. Yes. But really sweet and kind kids.

Speaker 1:
[09:53] I was so terrified of what their behavior was going to be in your realm. So I'm glad that they passed muster. And we had a lovely date with you and your husband.

Speaker 4:
[10:08] We did.

Speaker 1:
[10:09] John, are you jealous of all of the FaceTime I got with Lady Victoria in Miami?

Speaker 2:
[10:15] Yeah, but also happy for you. And we'll have our FaceTime at some point.

Speaker 4:
[10:19] We are. And by the way, you were missed, right?

Speaker 1:
[10:23] Yes, we discussed you.

Speaker 4:
[10:26] We did. We said next time you've got to come down to Miami as well. And you can walk on the pitch and hold hands with Messi. I will. There we go.

Speaker 3:
[10:33] Wait, right? Hold on.

Speaker 1:
[10:35] I didn't know this was an adult thing too. They let random gay guys walk out on the field with Messi holding hands.

Speaker 4:
[10:42] Well, they haven't yet, but hey, they could be on to something.

Speaker 1:
[10:46] Exactly.

Speaker 2:
[10:46] I accept.

Speaker 1:
[10:47] Exactly. Oh, that is so funny.

Speaker 2:
[10:50] Random gay guys.

Speaker 1:
[10:51] Well, how long are you in town?

Speaker 4:
[10:54] Until Friday night.

Speaker 1:
[10:55] Until Friday night.

Speaker 4:
[10:57] So just got a lot going on.

Speaker 3:
[10:58] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[10:59] Obviously, you got, you know.

Speaker 1:
[11:00] And your husband is in town with you?

Speaker 4:
[11:03] He is here with me.

Speaker 3:
[11:03] Very good.

Speaker 4:
[11:04] And two of the kids.

Speaker 1:
[11:05] Very good. I got to tell you, I loved, I had the best talk with your son, Cruz, at the soccer game. He is, I mean, first, I also couldn't believe how tall Romeo is.

Speaker 4:
[11:17] Yeah, he's like six foot two.

Speaker 1:
[11:19] How did that happen?

Speaker 4:
[11:19] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[11:20] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[11:20] Yeah, he's really tall.

Speaker 1:
[11:22] That's why.

Speaker 4:
[11:22] David needs to get some of those lift kicks in his shoes. No, no, he doesn't.

Speaker 1:
[11:26] No, he doesn't. But they did not disappoint. And Cruz's music is good.

Speaker 4:
[11:31] Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[11:33] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[11:34] He's doing he's doing so well. He's been on tour in the UK. He's doing a, you know, a small tour in the States in a couple of months. Yeah. Just loves it. He's a proper musician. He loves writing his music. He's got a great band. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[11:47] You know, you had a birthday last week.

Speaker 3:
[11:49] How did you celebrate?

Speaker 1:
[11:50] Happy birthday.

Speaker 4:
[11:51] Thank you so much. I had a great birthday. Thank you for your message on my birthday. You're welcome. Yeah, I had a girls night out. And then I had a night out with David and the kids. It was nice. Nice.

Speaker 1:
[12:02] Did you have, did you get presents? What did David get you for your birthday?

Speaker 4:
[12:08] I was about to say, did I get pregnant? Yeah, right. I was like.

Speaker 1:
[12:11] Did David, did David try to get you pregnant? I hope.

Speaker 4:
[12:16] Moving on. What was the, what was.

Speaker 1:
[12:18] What does David get you typically as, so it's your birthday.

Speaker 4:
[12:23] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[12:24] You're posh spice. What does David get you for your, I mean, it's got to be jewelry, right? It's got to be jewelry every birthday.

Speaker 4:
[12:32] Not every birthday.

Speaker 1:
[12:33] Mainly.

Speaker 4:
[12:34] Not every birthday, but he's bought me some really beautiful things. I'm very lucky, but I genuinely mean it when I say, as the kids get older, to just spend time with the kids, family time together is so important. So it was great.

Speaker 1:
[12:51] Did he ever miss when he gets you a present? Does he ever get you something and you're like, David, or is he well trained at this point?

Speaker 4:
[12:59] I wouldn't say he's well-trained, but he's got really good taste. He does.

Speaker 1:
[13:03] He actually on his own has really good taste.

Speaker 4:
[13:06] Yes. He does. So no complaints there.

Speaker 1:
[13:08] He also has very versatile hair.

Speaker 4:
[13:12] Yeah, you were quite obsessed with his hair.

Speaker 1:
[13:14] Yes, and he's got a very full head of hair, by the way.

Speaker 4:
[13:17] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[13:18] Yes, which is great.

Speaker 4:
[13:19] Yes, it is good.

Speaker 1:
[13:20] It bodes well for everyone.

Speaker 4:
[13:21] Yes, yes, you're right.

Speaker 1:
[13:22] Well, wait, your father, does he have a good head of hair?

Speaker 4:
[13:26] He does, actually.

Speaker 1:
[13:27] Oh, okay, good. Well, then, yeah, your children can rest.

Speaker 3:
[13:33] And Harper is also so lovely.

Speaker 1:
[13:35] Now, does Harper use Victoria Beckham beauty products?

Speaker 4:
[13:38] She does.

Speaker 1:
[13:39] She does.

Speaker 4:
[13:40] She's obsessed with beauty and skin care. She's been sitting on my lap since she was a baby during, you know, development meetings and all that kind of thing. And by the way, she loved Lucy.

Speaker 1:
[13:51] I know. Well, she got Lucy that very sweet unicorn, which Lucy didn't thank her properly for, and then was punished the next morning until she sent a video. And the first video we shot was kind of seemed like a hostage video, so we had to do another one.

Speaker 4:
[14:05] But she's so sweet and shy, Lucy, and she's so little, and Harper was so excited to give her this, you know, this uniform. It was so sweet. Don't get it near a naked flame, by the way.

Speaker 3:
[14:15] Right.

Speaker 1:
[14:18] By the way, the Wall Street Journal last week called you a reformed control freak.

Speaker 4:
[14:22] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[14:22] Now, there's no universe in my mind where I think you are not still a control freak.

Speaker 4:
[14:28] You know, I went-

Speaker 1:
[14:29] And now, Ken is even kind of looking like I was correct.

Speaker 4:
[14:34] I mean, I have to say that working on the documentary, I did go in a control freak.

Speaker 1:
[14:39] Right.

Speaker 4:
[14:39] And you have to give up so much control when you do those things because, I was being filmed whilst I was working. I didn't have final sign off. I did not see the documentary until it was put out there. And so you have to just respect the process, respect the team around you, and it is what it is. And so you do come out just thinking, well, you know, so I am less controlling because I had to be doing that process.

Speaker 1:
[15:08] Okay. So in the documentary, you were not a control freak.

Speaker 4:
[15:11] Yeah, but I learned so much about myself. It was like a year's therapy, by the way, doing that documentary.

Speaker 1:
[15:17] For The Gap Line, talk to me about the, so this is, what are we looking at?

Speaker 4:
[15:24] So there's about 30 pieces.

Speaker 1:
[15:26] 30 pieces, all for women.

Speaker 4:
[15:27] All for women. Mind you, hey, it's saying that Cruz has been walking around in his Victoria Beckham Gap hoodie for the last week.

Speaker 3:
[15:36] Okay, now I'm listening. Because he just loves shakes.

Speaker 2:
[15:37] Now I'm listening.

Speaker 1:
[15:39] John and I are leaning in.

Speaker 4:
[15:40] Yeah, there's lots of pieces that men and women can buy.

Speaker 1:
[15:45] Price point.

Speaker 4:
[15:46] Price point is, you know, it's Gap pricing. It was so great to work with the Gap team. I mean, the heritage of that brand.

Speaker 1:
[15:54] We love the Gap.

Speaker 4:
[15:55] It's an iconic brand.

Speaker 1:
[15:56] And the people I don't think realize that the creative director is...

Speaker 4:
[16:03] Alistair McKim.

Speaker 1:
[16:05] No.

Speaker 4:
[16:06] What? No, he's the creative director of... At the Gap? Well, when Gap do these special collabs... Oh, collabs? Oh, really? That's how I got involved.

Speaker 1:
[16:15] Because I thought it was...

Speaker 4:
[16:16] Zach Posen.

Speaker 1:
[16:17] Zach Posen, yes.

Speaker 4:
[16:18] Well, Zach Posen is...

Speaker 1:
[16:20] Oh, okay. Got it.

Speaker 4:
[16:22] For the whole of Gap.

Speaker 1:
[16:23] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[16:24] Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:
[16:24] There's so much going on at Gap.

Speaker 3:
[16:25] He's a great guy.

Speaker 1:
[16:27] He's a great guy.

Speaker 4:
[16:29] He's a really, really great guy.

Speaker 1:
[16:31] Now, you're wearing today Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 4:
[16:34] I am.

Speaker 3:
[16:35] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[16:35] And we're no closer to Victoria Beckham suiting for men.

Speaker 4:
[16:40] No, but I would love to do that. At some point, I would love to do that. But until then, you can wear a Gap hoodie. Yes, no.

Speaker 6:
[16:46] Well, I mean, I will.

Speaker 1:
[16:47] And John.

Speaker 2:
[16:49] I can't wait. I need a good hoodie.

Speaker 1:
[16:51] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[16:51] You do.

Speaker 2:
[16:52] Well, to go with my Victoria Beckham beauty.

Speaker 4:
[16:54] You do.

Speaker 2:
[16:55] Which I have on.

Speaker 1:
[16:55] Right. So I'm really confused about any. You know, I thought that we had gotten you close last time you were here to getting your head around the idea of a Spice Girls hologram in that place where the Abba hologram is. And then now I'm reading that Mel B told Hello Magazine, I can tell you like nothing's happening. Spice Girls reunion tour. Absolutely nothing. So did you ever leave and think about the idea of the hologram?

Speaker 4:
[17:26] I think it would be a great idea.

Speaker 1:
[17:27] I know. But have you discussed it with the women?

Speaker 4:
[17:29] Well, you know, I think that, you know, I think we all think it would be something that the principle of it would be great. I mean, we were talking about it at dinner, weren't we? You know, the Abba hologram show was so fantastic. It was so entertaining.

Speaker 2:
[17:42] I love it.

Speaker 4:
[17:43] So, yeah, but we'll see.

Speaker 2:
[17:44] Don't you want to make just free money?

Speaker 1:
[17:46] I was just going to say, I mean, You don't have to do it.

Speaker 2:
[17:49] You have to be there.

Speaker 4:
[17:50] I mean, she's swimming in it, but I mean, you know, some of the rest of the girls, I mean, I'm assuming they would like a check every day. Let's see what happens. Let's put it out into the universe and then let's see what happens.

Speaker 2:
[17:59] The world needs more holograms.

Speaker 1:
[18:00] Yeah, they do. Yes. Now, David really responded to Justin Bieber's Coachella performance. He was posting about it. Talk to me about that connection.

Speaker 4:
[18:10] We are huge believers.

Speaker 1:
[18:12] You are.

Speaker 4:
[18:12] The Beckham family. We really are. When we lived in Los Angeles, Justin was so kind to our children. There was one Halloween and the boys were trick or treating and he made them snow cones. He was always very kind.

Speaker 1:
[18:29] Hold on. Did you go to Justin's house?

Speaker 2:
[18:33] Were you neighbors?

Speaker 4:
[18:35] They were trick or treating in the neighborhood. This was years ago. I mean, when the children were younger.

Speaker 1:
[18:40] And Justin was passing out snow cones? Well, that's a-

Speaker 2:
[18:44] It's LA. It's hot.

Speaker 1:
[18:45] That is a crazy thing to be passing out.

Speaker 4:
[18:48] No, it's a lovely thing to do.

Speaker 1:
[18:49] No, it's amazing. No, it's great. But I mean, you can't put it in the bag, obviously. You got to eat it right there.

Speaker 2:
[18:54] When Halloween rolls around, what is your go-to costume?

Speaker 4:
[18:59] I don't tend to dress up.

Speaker 1:
[19:01] She puts on a little black dress.

Speaker 4:
[19:02] A little black dress. There we go. There we go. Can I just say about Justin's performance? Yes, please. You were just talking about that. Yes. I loved it.

Speaker 3:
[19:09] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[19:09] I thought it was so great. I thought he looked great.

Speaker 3:
[19:12] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[19:12] I thought he looked great. He looked happy. I thought the staging and the lighting were so impressive. I mean, we just think he's great. I thought the performance was everything I hoped from him and for him it would be.

Speaker 1:
[19:27] Did you two stream it?

Speaker 4:
[19:30] Well, it was really, really late.

Speaker 1:
[19:32] You watched it the next day.

Speaker 4:
[19:32] The kids stayed up and watched. The kids did. Yeah, they were super excited.

Speaker 1:
[19:35] What else? I'm very impressed about about Posh and Bex. They are both so ripped up. They spend their mornings in the gym, which is I think why we're the benefactors of that, because they listen to us in the gym.

Speaker 4:
[19:51] We do.

Speaker 1:
[19:51] But also they can drink me under the table. I mean, like they can drink.

Speaker 4:
[19:57] Well, I'm not sure if we can drink or if you're a lightweight, Andy.

Speaker 1:
[20:01] There's no universe in which I've ever been called a lightweight. I mean, it's just the truth.

Speaker 4:
[20:07] No, by the way, we did all have a few tequilas on that night out, didn't we? On that night out, we had fun. We did.

Speaker 1:
[20:14] Yeah, we had a great time.

Speaker 4:
[20:15] We did have fun.

Speaker 1:
[20:16] I'm just saying your consistency is incredible.

Speaker 4:
[20:19] We stood up and Andy was like, whoa.

Speaker 1:
[20:21] Yes. I mean, it's true. And I'm, you know, typically the one that's the one.

Speaker 4:
[20:28] We got a bit of time to practice before we do another dinner and then you can, but you know what?

Speaker 1:
[20:32] I bet it is also your metabolism. The metabolism of the two of you must be absolutely. I mean, your bodies are just machines because of all the working out.

Speaker 4:
[20:43] Well, thank you.

Speaker 1:
[20:44] Yes. Do you still dance?

Speaker 4:
[20:47] Um, well, only when I'm drunk.

Speaker 1:
[20:49] Only when you're drunk?

Speaker 4:
[20:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[20:50] But I mean, you don't do.

Speaker 2:
[20:52] That's the holograms work.

Speaker 1:
[20:53] You don't do. Yeah, exactly. No, but you don't do, you know, as part of your exercise, you don't do kind of movement, zumba or anything like that. Because you've danced all your life.

Speaker 4:
[21:03] Yeah, yeah. No, not anymore.

Speaker 1:
[21:05] Not anymore?

Speaker 4:
[21:06] No, not anymore. We just, you know, we just, we do weights.

Speaker 1:
[21:09] You do weights?

Speaker 4:
[21:10] We do weights.

Speaker 1:
[21:11] Okay, you do.

Speaker 4:
[21:12] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[21:12] Yeah. Are you worried about your arms getting too big? Is that something that you look out for? She's not bulking, but she's very ripped.

Speaker 4:
[21:22] Yeah, I mean, I'm not looking to bulk, but you know, you want to be healthy, you want to be toned, right? I mean, look at you, John.

Speaker 2:
[21:29] I only do weights, too. Yeah, no dancing either. Same.

Speaker 1:
[21:34] My God. So you're doing a, so let me ask you this. Is the VB line at the Gap, is it, it's going to be nationwide?

Speaker 4:
[21:42] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[21:43] And is it in the UK also?

Speaker 4:
[21:44] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[21:45] Oh, that's great. Wow.

Speaker 4:
[21:46] It is.

Speaker 1:
[21:47] And did you, I saw it on your Instagram today. Did you just announce it today?

Speaker 4:
[21:51] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[21:51] That is, that is very smart to announce it and then it's in stores in like the next 24 hours.

Speaker 4:
[21:57] It's so great because I've always been a huge fan of The Gap. And when I was younger, I remember The Gap, you know, launching in the UK and it was such, it was so different for the high street. It was so different and the heritage and the archive. It's been great. They've been such a great team to work with.

Speaker 1:
[22:15] It seems to me that when you do this again, if this is not as part of it, it seems to me that you should put out the absolute perfect little black dress that is at some kind of an accessible price point.

Speaker 4:
[22:32] That is a good idea, actually.

Speaker 1:
[22:33] It is. I mean, you're, you know, it was, you know.

Speaker 4:
[22:36] And that original little black dress that they said was a little black Gucci dress was not. It was from the high street.

Speaker 1:
[22:42] It was.

Speaker 4:
[22:43] It was. It was from the high street.

Speaker 1:
[22:44] And did you have zillions of... Was that basically your uniform?

Speaker 4:
[22:49] The little black dress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[22:51] I mean, that was it.

Speaker 4:
[22:53] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[22:54] And did you love it that like Mel C had to be in all this Mishigas you got to put on your little black dress? But I mean, that had to be a win for you, right?

Speaker 4:
[23:03] Everybody, that's how we dress when we got together. No one put those looks on us. So that's what I used to wear. Mel C used to wear that tracksuit. We all dressed like that, you know. So I was lucky, though, because when we did start to get budget for videos and shows and things like that, all the other girls would just welcome all the free shit we were sent. Whereas I took the budget and I went to Gucci.

Speaker 1:
[23:26] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[23:27] So there was a benefit.

Speaker 1:
[23:29] That's smart. What's your favorite Spice Girls song?

Speaker 4:
[23:32] Oh my gosh. Favorite Spice Girls. I like Too Much and I like Say You'll Be There. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[23:39] Did you watch Heated Rivalry?

Speaker 4:
[23:42] I started it. By the way, that guy dresses so well. When I look at red carpet pictures like all the awards, I find that even before all of the women, I want to see what he is wearing. I think he is so relevant the way he dresses.

Speaker 2:
[23:59] He could wear Victoria Beckham for Gal.

Speaker 3:
[24:01] Yeah, he could. Yeah, he could wear Victoria Beckham.

Speaker 4:
[24:03] He wears a lot of Sanaron and he wears it so well. He looks incredible.

Speaker 1:
[24:08] Are you two going to the Met Gala this year?

Speaker 4:
[24:10] We're not. We haven't been for a long, long time. It always falls over David's birthday. And so your big birthday family, we're big birthday. You're big.

Speaker 1:
[24:19] Your family gets together for every celebration.

Speaker 4:
[24:22] Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1:
[24:22] And you dress.

Speaker 4:
[24:24] We do. Yeah, we do. Are you going to the Met?

Speaker 1:
[24:27] No, I'm not. You know, Sarah Jessica, she and I went many years and she kind of stopped. And so I think we went either last year or the year before, but I feel like, yeah, it's done. It's good. Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 4:
[24:44] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[24:45] Yeah. Well, I'm interviewing the cast of Devil Wars Prada today in half an hour. Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 4:
[24:51] I'm so excited.

Speaker 2:
[24:51] It's so really good.

Speaker 1:
[24:53] It's really.

Speaker 4:
[24:53] Have you seen it?

Speaker 1:
[24:54] Yeah, we saw it the other day. John and I saw it the other day. It's very cute.

Speaker 2:
[24:58] And Jordan.

Speaker 1:
[24:59] And Jordan saw it too.

Speaker 7:
[25:01] I wasn't going to say anything, but yeah, I was there too. Yeah, I liked it. We laughed a lot.

Speaker 1:
[25:05] Yeah, we did. Yeah. It was the it was they did a great job setting it today. So you understand what's going on in the magazine world and what Miranda Priestly can and can't say in meetings. And it was it was it was amusing. I thought they nailed it.

Speaker 4:
[25:24] It was and I loved the Vogue cover.

Speaker 1:
[25:26] Yes. Yes, I did too.

Speaker 4:
[25:27] Her with Anna. I thought it was great.

Speaker 1:
[25:29] It was so good.

Speaker 4:
[25:30] I know Stanley a little bit. And he's a great guy, by the way. He's a great guy.

Speaker 1:
[25:35] He's absolutely great guy. Love him. He and Emily Blunt are brother and sister-in-law.

Speaker 4:
[25:40] Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1:
[25:42] You knew that.

Speaker 4:
[25:42] Another interesting fact. I was I was at the palace. Casual.

Speaker 1:
[25:49] OK, I'm pulling up my chair.

Speaker 4:
[25:53] It was an event and Stanley was there. And I wandered over to the bar and Stanley was drinking a cocktail. He was the one that introduced me to I think it was a gin martini.

Speaker 1:
[26:05] Is that right? Because martinis are something new in your oeuvre. I've come to find out from you.

Speaker 4:
[26:11] Yes. Yes. It was actually Stanley that introduced me to a martini a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1:
[26:17] And you and does martinis do martinis go down the same way as, say, a tequila rocks for you?

Speaker 4:
[26:24] You just can't drink many of them. Right. You can't drink many of them, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1:
[26:28] Well, when we were at dinner the other night, my friend's martinis were like these thimble size.

Speaker 4:
[26:34] Yeah, I've never seen that before.

Speaker 1:
[26:35] That was wild.

Speaker 4:
[26:36] Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:37] Anyway, I can't believe you're here.

Speaker 2:
[26:39] What is happening?

Speaker 1:
[26:40] I know. That was such a good surprise. The door. I'm in the middle of some godforsaken story about nothing. The door opens and there she is. And I'm looking at her and I'm like, what? That almost looks like Lady Victoria Beckham, but it can't be.

Speaker 2:
[26:57] This is the best day.

Speaker 1:
[26:58] Absolutely.

Speaker 4:
[26:59] Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1:
[27:00] You made our day.

Speaker 4:
[27:01] Well, thank you.

Speaker 1:
[27:01] I can't wait to go peruse the Gap stuff. I'm going to get a hoodie.

Speaker 4:
[27:04] On Friday.

Speaker 1:
[27:05] On Friday is when it's in the stores?

Speaker 4:
[27:07] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:07] Okay, great.

Speaker 4:
[27:08] And we're going to see you on Wednesday.

Speaker 1:
[27:10] Yeah, John's coming to the event.

Speaker 2:
[27:11] I'm going to beeline straight to you. Say hello.

Speaker 3:
[27:14] Get your hoodie.

Speaker 2:
[27:15] Get my hoodie.

Speaker 1:
[27:16] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[27:17] Have a crudite.

Speaker 4:
[27:18] Good.

Speaker 3:
[27:18] Yeah, get out.

Speaker 4:
[27:19] Good, good, good.

Speaker 1:
[27:21] What do I wear?

Speaker 2:
[27:23] Something from The Gap?

Speaker 4:
[27:24] Gosh. I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[27:27] Here's what you wear. A Victoria Beckham smokey eye, and don't worry about the rest, right?

Speaker 2:
[27:32] Fine.

Speaker 4:
[27:33] Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2:
[27:34] That's my uniform.

Speaker 4:
[27:35] Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 1:
[27:36] How is his skin looking, by the way?

Speaker 4:
[27:38] By the way, you look amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 2:
[27:40] I would have shaved if I knew you were coming.

Speaker 4:
[27:43] You look good with a little bit of stubble.

Speaker 2:
[27:46] I do have your contour on.

Speaker 4:
[27:48] Oh, he's like, he's my muse.

Speaker 3:
[27:50] Yes. No, he really is.

Speaker 1:
[27:52] John's your muse.

Speaker 4:
[27:53] He really is. He really is.

Speaker 1:
[27:55] We are going to be right back after this. Check out Victoria Beckham with The Gap in stores on Friday. What a joy. Well, that was exciting, John. We were surprised by Victoria Beckham right here in our own studio.

Speaker 2:
[28:09] I'm paranoid that I had coffee breath. I don't know. I feel otherwise very fresh.

Speaker 1:
[28:19] Good. Well, you said you're wearing your Victoria Beckham contour.

Speaker 2:
[28:22] I look good. I would have worn a different top.

Speaker 1:
[28:26] I will say I'm wearing the same shirt I wore to the soccer game the other night. Anyway, I was telling you about this ridiculous question game. I was playing with my family that is like, the whole point of it is just to get chats. Of course, there I was with the most literal group that I'm like, well, what if you each got a billion dollars? What would be the first thing you buy? I'm like, I would buy a plane and my brother-in-law says, yeah, I think I would too. I think that's what he said. And then my sister's like, I would buy a condo. I'm like, well, I have a feeling you can buy a condo now. She goes, well, if Rob, my husband, got a billion dollars too, then we could use his for the plane and the whatever.

Speaker 2:
[29:23] Come on, Em.

Speaker 1:
[29:24] No, but these are literal people.

Speaker 2:
[29:26] Say like you'd buy an island. That's the answer.

Speaker 1:
[29:28] No, these are literal people.

Speaker 2:
[29:29] I would buy an island.

Speaker 1:
[29:31] I then said, well, who would you see if you could see any band or musical act in their prime?

Speaker 2:
[29:38] So Fleetwood Mac, obviously.

Speaker 1:
[29:41] Is that really that's who yours would be, Fleetwood Mac?

Speaker 2:
[29:44] Isn't in their prime? Don't you want to go back and see that?

Speaker 1:
[29:47] I would be OK with I'm good. You know, my brother-in-law had the best answer, which was The Beatles, which I thought was pretty damn good.

Speaker 2:
[29:54] I can take that or leave that.

Speaker 1:
[29:55] That was pretty good. I was thinking, like, Aretha in her prime, prime, prime, or even Whitney in her prime, to be honest with you. My dad said Ella Fitzgerald.

Speaker 2:
[30:08] OK, that's good.

Speaker 1:
[30:08] My mom said Streisand.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] Oh, well, that's the greatest answer.

Speaker 1:
[30:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah. So those were good. I also had a Friday night after dinner, I did something I have not done, especially with my parents forever, which I mean, that's not nice. You know, just all the years, just let's just back up for years and years. John said to me long before radio, Andy was ever a thing. John was like, you know, if you ever get a radio show, I want to be your sidekick. I just want to be is not true.

Speaker 2:
[30:48] You are making shut up. I never once said that to you.

Speaker 1:
[30:52] What?

Speaker 2:
[30:53] You have rewritten history.

Speaker 1:
[30:54] What did you say?

Speaker 2:
[30:56] I never once said that to you. We were never dreaming of one day you'll have a radio show. I started doing this before you even thought of it.

Speaker 1:
[31:04] You said, maybe you said, if you ever get a radio show, I want to be your co-host.

Speaker 2:
[31:10] Well, I was working at Sirius. Then you got a channel. And then we were talking about what shows you were gonna have. And I was like, I think Ex Boyfriend's co-hosting a morning show, I've been thinking about it for a long time, is a great dynamic that has never been done before. And I think we should do it.

Speaker 1:
[31:28] All right.

Speaker 2:
[31:29] I am nobody's side fucking kick. I'm not begging for scraps.

Speaker 3:
[31:34] Okay, hold on.

Speaker 1:
[31:36] That's not what I was, that is not what I was for years.

Speaker 2:
[31:42] John begged me to be his sidekick.

Speaker 3:
[31:45] No, that's not.

Speaker 2:
[31:46] If you ever get a radio show, cause I could never, I want to be his sidekick.

Speaker 1:
[31:52] Oh, that is so not what I was saying.

Speaker 3:
[31:54] Jordan, can you help me?

Speaker 2:
[31:55] You literally just said that.

Speaker 7:
[31:57] I don't think that was the spirit in which it was intended.

Speaker 2:
[32:00] But you did just say it.

Speaker 7:
[32:01] But I think John doesn't like when you say sidekick. I think that word is accurate.

Speaker 1:
[32:07] The reason that I said it like that was that he told me to shut up. The reason that I said that is.

Speaker 2:
[32:12] That is me being lovingly.

Speaker 1:
[32:14] Well, that's ironic.

Speaker 2:
[32:15] I'm being lovingly playful with you. I did something I've never done. The obvious joke is shut up.

Speaker 7:
[32:22] I do think we are arguing over semantics. That John did pitch you guys co-hosting a show together and on your channel. So I think, OK, here we are.

Speaker 1:
[32:31] Maybe I misread it. Anyway, I watched the Cardinal baseball game with my parents Friday night. And I got to tell you something, it was so lovely. Just, you know, you get into the rhythm of a baseball game, which I have not done in a very long time. And we just had a really nice Friday night. They were all out of tequila in their apartment. So there we were. Me, them.

Speaker 2:
[32:59] Just Uber eat some bottled tequila.

Speaker 1:
[33:01] No, I didn't.

Speaker 2:
[33:03] What kind of TV are they working with if their full time activity is watching that shit?

Speaker 1:
[33:08] It's a whole system that I don't think anyone understands. And also, yeah, they have a big TV. But also, if I had DoorDash tequila, they would, my mom would be like, Why? You have a serious, serious, serious drinking problem. She would not.

Speaker 2:
[33:31] Oh, people do it all the time.

Speaker 1:
[33:32] I know, but that would not have gone down casually. That wouldn't have been like, oh, you, you know. Oh, great, you just want a little sipped to get. Would have been like, you need it that badly that you are DoorDashing it. That would have not been good.

Speaker 3:
[33:51] I would not have done that.

Speaker 2:
[33:53] I found out I had been hacked on Postmates that I hadn't used in years. I got this huge charge and it was someone in Florida. And I looked at what they had bought with my post. They had hacked into my Postmates and it was VUV and Hennessy and vodka and alcohol. And I was like, OK, there's no, I don't even live in Florida. I don't drink. So I called them and they were like, I call the bank. And they were like, this happens every day. People hack into Postmates and things like that all the time. So check your Postmates.

Speaker 1:
[34:24] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[34:25] Somebody had a party.

Speaker 1:
[34:26] Did you get your money back?

Speaker 2:
[34:26] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[34:27] Postmates gave you your money back?

Speaker 2:
[34:29] Chase got me my money back. Wow. Well, my bank.

Speaker 3:
[34:31] Oh, OK.

Speaker 2:
[34:33] Did I tell you someone's impersonating me on Grindr, too?

Speaker 1:
[34:37] That's a, that's, that's flattering. It was a compliment.

Speaker 2:
[34:41] It was at first. But now it's bad. It's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[34:44] Because when you send your picture now, people are like.

Speaker 2:
[34:46] I don't have Grindr at all. I deleted that. I don't have anything because this person is I don't know what kind of scam they're operating, but they're not just sending my photos. They're like acting like me.

Speaker 1:
[34:57] You also said a few weeks ago that every night before bed, you're reading.

Speaker 3:
[35:01] Every night before bed.

Speaker 1:
[35:02] Are you still doing that?

Speaker 2:
[35:03] Still.

Speaker 3:
[35:03] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[35:04] Yeah. And I have another one on deck.

Speaker 1:
[35:06] That's good.

Speaker 2:
[35:09] Plow me over the bones of the dead. Is that what it's called? Drive me over the bones of your drive your plow over the bones of the dead. I think it won the Pulitzer. That's on deck.

Speaker 1:
[35:18] Wow. I didn't know that.

Speaker 2:
[35:20] Just plow me over the bones.

Speaker 1:
[35:22] Um, got Rhode Island last night was so good, as was Atlanta. I mean, the one to punch of the Atlanta Housewives and Rhode Island. Forget about it. Tomorrow night's Summer House.

Speaker 2:
[35:37] I saw it.

Speaker 1:
[35:38] Watch it with one eye open. You watch tomorrow night's.

Speaker 2:
[35:41] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[35:42] It's bad. Didn't you think?

Speaker 2:
[35:45] I mean, I have thought it's bad for a while.

Speaker 1:
[35:48] No, but I mean, seeing it in light of what you know now, that whole West Sierra convo.

Speaker 2:
[35:53] It's a little painful.

Speaker 1:
[35:55] That's what I mean.

Speaker 2:
[35:56] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[35:56] That's what I mean.

Speaker 2:
[35:57] Yes, I don't like it.

Speaker 1:
[35:58] And then West and Amanda were at the Yankee.

Speaker 2:
[36:00] I saw that. I really appreciated Kiki Monique's breakdown.

Speaker 1:
[36:03] What did?

Speaker 2:
[36:04] Just about the timing of that. Like, um, she just speculated about the timing of it and the strategy of it. And when you are on that kiss cam at that particular game or whatever, it's like definitely just seems like it was purposeful or strategized. Maybe not just like a, oh my God, they accidentally caught us kissing. I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[36:27] Right. Um, by the way, there was a commercial on during the Cardinal game for Missouri because I guess they're trying to sell Missouri to the people watching the game. You know, I don't know. We're trying to get tourism. But you know what the tagline for Missouri was? Find your MO. Isn't that a good tagline?

Speaker 2:
[36:48] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[36:49] Mo is the initials of the state, of course.

Speaker 2:
[36:52] Well, that one I know. I don't know Arkansas and Arizona or Alabama as you've decided. And Alaska.

Speaker 1:
[36:57] That's Alaska. You don't know. Yes.

Speaker 2:
[36:59] I forgot that it's Mo. Also Mo is-

Speaker 1:
[37:02] Find your MO. I think that is such a good-

Speaker 2:
[37:04] Code for gay.

Speaker 1:
[37:05] I think it's a really good-

Speaker 2:
[37:06] Find your Mo is also like-

Speaker 1:
[37:07] Find your MO.

Speaker 2:
[37:08] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:10] Code for gay.

Speaker 2:
[37:10] Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 1:
[37:17] Back with more from this week's Daddy Diaries after this. Wednesday, April 22nd, 2026. Good morning, everybody. Well, spring was a fickle mistress and she dumped us.

Speaker 2:
[37:36] I liked this before it started actually raining. I liked the temperature. I thought it was nice.

Speaker 1:
[37:41] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[37:41] But then I don't want no wetness.

Speaker 1:
[37:43] Yeah. She's she's 40 out and she's raining and she was miserable this morning. Um, I had a rough morning. I have to say, woke up feeling under the weather. My daughter just just cried over every weirdo thing this morning. And daddy was not like, are you crying because I didn't hold your hand up the stairs? Are you crying because you didn't like the amount of butter on your bag? Like one of those things.

Speaker 2:
[38:19] Well, can she feel her feelings? Why do you have to shame her for crying?

Speaker 1:
[38:23] Well, you know, good point. Um, so I was kind of letting it ride.

Speaker 2:
[38:29] It sounds like you were riding her ass about it.

Speaker 1:
[38:31] It does sound like that, but it wasn't. I wasn't. I then took Benjamin to school and I got my Starbucks on the way and it was doing that thing where it was coming out of the side and I was like, OK, let me take the top off and like guzzle some so that it regulates. Take the top off. One of the tea bags has exploded.

Speaker 2:
[38:55] Oh, no.

Speaker 1:
[38:56] So that's six, seven dollars down the tubes. Dump it on the ground. I thought I casually dumped it on the ground. But according to an old gal walking by me, it was aggressive the way that I, she goes, that was aggressive.

Speaker 2:
[39:19] I thought it was.

Speaker 1:
[39:20] I go, well, my tea bag exploded. I'm like, just let me do my side work before I get to, you know, go home. Now I'm getting Lucy ready to go to school. And now it's decided it's going to rain for 30 minutes. Of course, in the 30 minutes that it's me taking her to school and then whatever, she and I both put our windbreakers on with our hoods. We leave. I'm like, I said, I'm so happy. I'm taking you to school, whatever. Me too. I'm gonna say we make it around the corner. And she starts with, my legs are tired. My legs are tired. So I go, so are mine. Mine are too. Let's take our tired legs to school. No, no, no. I want you to pick me up. I go, not picking you up, honey, but I'm tired too, whatever. Turned into truly a huge breakdown for 10, 12 minutes, like on the streets, people looking, her sitting on the street. And I'm like, and I'm telling you, I do not cave. What would you do, Jordan?

Speaker 7:
[40:47] That's tough. I would probably cave just to be like, we got to get to school. But I would just like to note to your point, John, earlier about Rod and Lucy's ass, the one thing about parenting that sucks is when you don't feel well, nobody gives you a break. And so dealing with kids that are complaining, your patience is low, you feel like crap, all you want to do is lay down. And these kids seem to be extra whiny and it is hard.

Speaker 2:
[41:14] I can't imagine that sounds awful.

Speaker 1:
[41:16] I was actually thinking about you John. I was thinking about you. I was thinking, I wonder what John would do. I really was.

Speaker 2:
[41:23] Well, I know I would figure out something brilliant.

Speaker 3:
[41:27] I think you-

Speaker 2:
[41:28] But I would be torn between abusing them.

Speaker 3:
[41:31] Right.

Speaker 1:
[41:31] Well, that's-

Speaker 2:
[41:32] What I would do is now when we spank. That's the problem. If you are at me like that for that long and without a break, I will snap eventually.

Speaker 1:
[41:42] The journey was that I dropped her off on Monday at school, and this little boy in her class was having a mental breakdown because he didn't want to take his helmet off from his scooter. He was going crazy, and Lucy was like, I love you, daddy, bye, and then walked up the stairs to the school. I was like, my daughter's perfect. This will never be me. Today, that little boy was in front of the school and he was being perfect. I was like, oh, well, isn't this ironic? But the problem is that when you get closer to the school, the teachers start looking at you and they're like, what did you do to her? What's happening?

Speaker 2:
[42:25] Then it's on you. They see so much.

Speaker 1:
[42:29] I know.

Speaker 2:
[42:29] They're not thinking about you. They're not double checking your work. They're thinking, oh, it's Lucy's turn to be whatever today. I think you're doing great. I think right now, I have no advice and you're not asking me for any, but I think like big, big picture in a few years, she's not going to be throwing tantrums like that. Like this will have, this is the moment she's doing that. And it's not going to last forever.

Speaker 1:
[42:52] Yes. You know, by the way, so then I went and I got another tea, fine. So I'm $12 in. And yesterday I was really tired and I was heading to watch What Happens Live. I got a tea and I'm walking around the apartment. And it was one of those things where both of my kids were coming at me over and over. And I was doing, I was like the matrix and I never spilled my tea. Cut to I'm walking out the door. I mildly stumble, spill the entire tea on the ground. I'm like, you know what? I'm, I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[43:37] It's been a little bit of a messy week. I have my little tote bag and I, somewhere between the studio and my apartment, my mascot glasses fell out on the train maybe.

Speaker 1:
[43:50] No, those are expensive.

Speaker 2:
[43:52] They're really expensive.

Speaker 1:
[43:54] I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:
[43:55] The thing was though, like one good thing is that I got those many years ago and they, and right before the warranty wore out, I got the lenses replaced for free. So I've, it's okay. Like I'm due for another pair anyway, but like I hate losing things like that.

Speaker 1:
[44:10] I mean, it's, it's really upsetting.

Speaker 2:
[44:12] And I live right, well, I live very close to one. And I said, you know, don't you have a next door neighbor discount? Right. No, no, they don't.

Speaker 1:
[44:20] No, they don't. So apparently JD from the Stern Show was, what was the deal with that, Scott? Did you hear that? I didn't hear.

Speaker 6:
[44:33] Yeah, they were talking about yesterday, JD, they were mad that the lobby was closed off, so they couldn't go through the lobby. Then they were complaining that there's been a lot of events up here recently that the lobby's been closed for and so on.

Speaker 2:
[44:44] On Howard? Do they record here?

Speaker 3:
[44:46] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[44:48] Howard hasn't been here for like six years. So like, yeah, if I have the cast of Devil Wears Prada coming in.

Speaker 2:
[44:58] It's gonna take a second.

Speaker 1:
[44:59] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[45:00] We share the space is what we do. We co-work with people.

Speaker 1:
[45:03] We do.

Speaker 7:
[45:04] They also had a problem with Victoria Beckham being here.

Speaker 1:
[45:07] Well, what was that problem?

Speaker 2:
[45:08] They're jealous.

Speaker 7:
[45:09] Gary said that he passed her in the hallway and she looked him up and down with a face of disgust.

Speaker 2:
[45:14] I bet she did.

Speaker 1:
[45:15] But the thing about it is she loves the Howard Stern Show.

Speaker 2:
[45:18] She's a big Howard listener.

Speaker 1:
[45:19] She actually is. She told me she's a big Howard. She probably was, but she also was probably like, get me the F away because I'm not ever doing that show.

Speaker 2:
[45:30] Or she was thinking she was looking him up and down to see what his size was so she could get him a gap hoodie.

Speaker 7:
[45:35] Oh, maybe.

Speaker 1:
[45:36] Let me tell you this. I'm hoping for one of those gap hoodies.

Speaker 2:
[45:39] We're getting them.

Speaker 1:
[45:40] Well, you're going to the event. I can't go to the event.

Speaker 2:
[45:44] We have a whole school group coming by.

Speaker 1:
[45:47] Hi.

Speaker 2:
[45:47] One day this could be you.

Speaker 1:
[45:48] Look at the hot guy taking a picture of us. That guy's hot. Oh, OK. They're they're college age. Excuse me. That guy has a beard.

Speaker 2:
[45:56] Maybe he's a teacher.

Speaker 7:
[45:58] Yeah, they're not a lot of varying ages.

Speaker 1:
[46:00] OK, very.

Speaker 7:
[46:01] I didn't look young and I was.

Speaker 1:
[46:03] Yes. Well, I didn't comment on the young ones. I commented on sometimes the one with the beard.

Speaker 7:
[46:09] You know, tween with the facial hair.

Speaker 1:
[46:11] Speaking of rogue, I called Joe Rogan a fucking idiot. I'm watching.

Speaker 2:
[46:15] You could have gone even harder.

Speaker 1:
[46:16] I know I could have. But I found the Jesse Solomon episode very compelling. Did you see it last night?

Speaker 7:
[46:23] Yes, I did.

Speaker 1:
[46:25] I thought he was very revealing.

Speaker 7:
[46:28] He was very revealing. Although someone on threads, there was some chatter that they think that Jesse is the Schwartz and that he was just regurgitating a timeline that West told them to.

Speaker 1:
[46:37] But he also wasn't, he wasn't that, he wasn't playing the middle. I didn't think. He may have been regurgitating the timeline, but.

Speaker 7:
[46:48] He seemed, to me, I thought he was pretty honest and he seemed very, like he was.

Speaker 2:
[46:53] Can I ask you about the discourse I saw online?

Speaker 1:
[46:55] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[46:56] So like, I guess there's all these rumors back and forth about like in the original trailer or the beginning of the season, there was like a fight between Kyle and Carl. Are we still gonna see that?

Speaker 1:
[47:08] Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2:
[47:09] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[47:10] Yeah, of course. They're not gonna leave out a big fight.

Speaker 2:
[47:15] So wait, the one, I mean, I watched the episode last night. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:21] Yeah, it was, it was rough.

Speaker 3:
[47:23] I mean, it made me sick.

Speaker 1:
[47:25] It did.

Speaker 2:
[47:25] To my stomach. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:26] I was upset. I didn't hear the Smith sisters. I can only imagine.

Speaker 2:
[47:31] A rotten, I do not, I don't like it.

Speaker 1:
[47:35] I announced my book yesterday.

Speaker 2:
[47:37] Congratulations.

Speaker 1:
[47:38] I've been hinting around this. This is a coffee table book and it is called Andy's Bravo Scrapbook.

Speaker 2:
[47:44] Giving people scraps.

Speaker 1:
[47:46] No, it's not scraps though. It is over 600 photos from my personal archive that I've taken. I've taken my camera, my Blackberry, everything to all these Bravo events. And I've been working with Luke Tim has been working. He's been my researcher, Bruce's nephew. And we have an incredible graphic artist who has laid out. It's been so fun making this book and more to come on what's in it. But I take you behind the scenes of every reunion show that I've done. It's it's really great. And the photography is beautiful. It's a vibrant book. It is a great. There has not been a Bravo coffee table book. I love coffee table books like and this book comes out October 20th. It's the perfect Christmas gift in the link on my bio in on Instagram and threads. And probably Twitter is a link to preorder. And I pre signed all these books for Barnes and Noble and whatever. So you can get a signed book if you order one now. And so I'm very excited way more to come on that. It's called Andy's Baraboo Scrapbook. There you go. So the other night, I was having a conversation with a friend. And we were talking about my going to summer camp in Wisconsin. And I was like, oh my God, I really want to show him the movie that Liza Persky made me of all of my friends reading my camp letters, the letters that I wrote my mom from camp. And I showed it to him. And it's an incredible movie that Liza made. It's really great. And I had to find, I was like, where is it? Is it on a hard drive? Is it here? And I was like, I was able to find it on my laptop, like hidden in some folders.

Speaker 3:
[49:57] And it was great.

Speaker 1:
[49:59] And John, you're well, let's, let's do the map. It was 17 years ago. So you are so young in this video. It's wild. And you're very sweet. And, but then the next night, I was home and I realized that what was also in there was a video from my 50th birthday party of all the entertainment. And I was like, I've never watched this. And I watched, I was like, let me just watch Jimmy Fallon's thing. Jimmy Fallon performed a medley of TV theme songs, rewritten to be about me and my life. And I mean, it's so great. With Mark Shayman on the piano, it was really good. So then I fast forward, I go, let me watch just a second of John. And I only watched a second. And what I watched actually was, it was part of your thing, it was you got Molly Shannon to do Sally O'Malley on my 50th birthday party. Was that pre-planned or was that you just going up to her?

Speaker 2:
[51:08] That was in the moment.

Speaker 1:
[51:09] And then I was thinking, and I didn't watch anymore, and I was like, I wonder if John would sit down and watch it. I feel like we need to watch it together sometime.

Speaker 3:
[51:20] I would, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[51:21] Should we do that sometime?

Speaker 2:
[51:23] Sure.

Speaker 3:
[51:23] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[51:24] It's been enough time. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[51:26] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[51:26] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[51:27] Hey, it happened in public.

Speaker 1:
[51:28] Yeah, it did. But I think we're going to look, I think we're going to say, I think it was a triumph.

Speaker 2:
[51:33] Inspired.

Speaker 3:
[51:34] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[51:35] I think we're going to say it was a triumph. I think the other question is going to be, would you have the guts to do what you did if now in your sober self?

Speaker 3:
[51:46] Yes, it would just be different. Yes.

Speaker 2:
[51:49] I absolutely would.

Speaker 1:
[51:51] Yes. Interesting. Well, sometime when you're at my house, we will watch.

Speaker 2:
[51:57] For your 80th birthday, maybe I'll do it again.

Speaker 1:
[52:00] I'm really excited for Ben to see that camp letter.

Speaker 2:
[52:04] Oh, yeah. That'll be super cute.

Speaker 1:
[52:06] I sent, I showed him a picture of myself my first year at camp, and I'm really doing the most reverse psychology on him, trying to get him to go to this camp I went to, because he would be a third-generation camper. It would mean so much to me if he goes to this camp in Northern Wisconsin.

Speaker 2:
[52:30] Yeah, he should go.

Speaker 1:
[52:31] But again, it's so far, it would really be, I just want him to go to sleepaway camp, and if he goes to mine, oh, will I be excited? But so what I've told him, I think I've said this on the air, that I've just been like, oh, this place I went to shoot guns, right? And he is like, wait, you went somewhere to shoot guns? I'm like, yeah, I did. And I was like, you can go if you want, whatever. And so I got him a sweatshirt from that camp. And then I've been just breadcrumbing little things. So then I showed him this picture. I go, Ben, look at this picture of me. I go, does this look just like you or what? He goes, yeah. He goes, oh my God, you're wearing the shirt of that gun camp. He now calls it the gun camp. My mom's like, that's terrible. Don't let him call it the gun camp. I go, if that's a positive association for him, great. I mean, great. So I go, yeah, I'm wearing that gun camp. I go, that was me at that gun camp. He's like, you're kidding. I go, yeah, I go, you know, whatever. You can go, whatever. We asked the eight ball yesterday if he was gonna go to the gun camp. And it said like signs point to yes. I was like, oh wow.

Speaker 2:
[53:44] Is it still a gun camp?

Speaker 1:
[53:47] Well, no, they have a rifle re as a program. Yeah. I mean, it's a very it's it's I don't want to say it's children shooting guns, but I mean it is, but it's very safe. It's it's a it's on a rifle re range or shooting targets.

Speaker 7:
[54:04] Is it it's it's like a BB gun?

Speaker 1:
[54:06] No, it's a little well, it's the first guns are air guns. They call them which are BB guns. And I think the young kids shoot those. And then I think you get to be 12 and you shoot rifles, which are bullet cartridges.

Speaker 2:
[54:22] But they're very, I mean, we're talking about target practice. This is a camp thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[54:28] Yeah. It's not a dangerous situation.

Speaker 2:
[54:32] I just think like in the olden days, I mean, no offense, but like that was like kind of the norm. I grew up shooting guns, no big deal. It was before teens with guns murdering people was like so popular and in vogue. So maybe dial down the obsession with the guns.

Speaker 1:
[54:51] Let out a honker of a yawn. Every bodily piece of energy is coming through me right now.

Speaker 2:
[54:57] If I'm sick on that foreign flight, I'm going to be pet.

Speaker 1:
[55:04] Wow, you're going to cram that big body and those big calves into a seat on the way going to Paris?

Speaker 2:
[55:10] I'm in, I used one of my global upgrade certificates.

Speaker 1:
[55:14] Oh, good.

Speaker 2:
[55:14] And so I'm in a nice class.

Speaker 1:
[55:16] Great, good.

Speaker 2:
[55:18] I am in an aisle though.

Speaker 1:
[55:19] I like to be in a window. Remember when you and I went to Paris?

Speaker 2:
[55:22] I do.

Speaker 1:
[55:23] That was the beginning of the end for us. Yeah. That was when we had started to, that's when distrust had started to enter into our relationship.

Speaker 2:
[55:35] And I, my life was falling apart.

Speaker 1:
[55:38] I wanted to fly in the front of the plane. And John was like, you're not doing that, which you were right. You were right. Anyway, it wasn't the best trip. Anyway, I hope you have a better trip. Are you going with a lover?

Speaker 2:
[56:01] No, I'm meeting my sister and her husband. And my friend Jeremy has been there for four months, living there. And so we're going to hang out tomorrow. Yeah. It's going to be great.

Speaker 1:
[56:14] That is wonderful.

Speaker 2:
[56:15] I'm excited.

Speaker 1:
[56:16] That's wonderful.

Speaker 2:
[56:17] I used miles.

Speaker 1:
[56:20] Okay. That's really good.

Speaker 2:
[56:22] Delta, I mean, listen, if Law Roach can throw a tantrum about Delta, I'm on his side.

Speaker 1:
[56:27] Why? What did he do?

Speaker 2:
[56:28] He paid for a lay flat seat and it didn't lie flat.

Speaker 1:
[56:31] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[56:33] And I just think if you pay for something, it is so expensive. I'm on his side. Like it's not bougie to complain about, he's not complaining about first class. He's saying, I spent this money. I mean, that could be a $5,000 ticket. And if it doesn't lie flat, maybe the reason you bought that ticket is so you could sleep between gigs. I mean, he's busy.

Speaker 1:
[56:53] Right.

Speaker 2:
[56:53] I think I think he should get his money back.

Speaker 1:
[56:56] Okay. Well, I'm I don't care what happens with this. John, should we get into some news?

Speaker 2:
[57:04] Yeah, we should.

Speaker 1:
[57:05] Got any?

Speaker 2:
[57:06] Oh, actually, I just saw something that came up. No, this is very important because it is on brand for what we like to talk about on this show. Oh, yeah. Here it is. Baby Elephant named Lynn Mai. She made her debut at the Smithsonian National Zoo. Look how cute she is. You know what?

Speaker 1:
[57:26] Oh, that is so cute. Baby Elephants are so cute. So how many pounds do you think that?

Speaker 2:
[57:31] Oh, God, I think they look tiny, but I think they're tons, right? It's got to be huge, it's got to be huge. Her name, Lynn Mai, means spirit blossom in Vietnamese. Now listen, I don't want to besmirch a gorgeous little baby elephant, but look at, she's crazy in the eyes.

Speaker 1:
[57:50] Wait, that's the same elephant?

Speaker 2:
[57:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[57:52] Oh, the side view is way better.

Speaker 2:
[57:54] I don't want to be rude.

Speaker 1:
[57:54] I want to see her from the front.

Speaker 2:
[57:55] This looks like Igor from The Melbrooks from Young Frankenstein. Oh no, she's not cute.

Speaker 1:
[58:03] She's cute from the side, not from the front.

Speaker 2:
[58:06] She just has a darkness.

Speaker 1:
[58:08] I know a couple queens that are cute from the side, but not from the front. Oh, that's bad. Well, she's not cute at all.

Speaker 2:
[58:15] Well, no, she is cute. You know what, her body's cute. Her face is giving scary. Anyway, we love you. Congratulations on being born.

Speaker 1:
[58:26] Oh, any news about not Moudang, but the, you know, the bullies.

Speaker 2:
[58:34] Punch the Monkey?

Speaker 1:
[58:34] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[58:35] Well, you know, there's another monkey. Did we talk about it on this show or did you talk about it on my show? I don't know. There's another monkey called, oh, shit, I forget his name. And he's in a Mexican zoo.

Speaker 8:
[58:44] Oh, boy.

Speaker 2:
[58:45] And he has a plush toy because his mom didn't have maternal instincts and he can't use his legs.

Speaker 8:
[58:50] No.

Speaker 2:
[58:51] But he can move around. He's going to get strength in his legs, but he doesn't have it yet. He pulls himself around with his arms.

Speaker 1:
[58:56] Oh, it's like Lucy on her way to school.

Speaker 2:
[58:59] Plush toy mommy.

Speaker 1:
[59:00] Oh, God.

Speaker 2:
[59:02] Car make. Yeah, this is a toilet in a car. We don't need toilets in cars.

Speaker 1:
[59:08] No, we don't. Although I was on my way somewhere yesterday to shoot something, and I brought Ben, who was off school yesterday, and I had to pee so bad. I was like, I wish there had been a toilet in the car. It was really bad. Ben was like, basically trying to calm me down. It was bad. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[59:31] Oh, at birth, a baby elephant, or known as a calf, typically weighs between 200, 300 pounds. Yeah, that's big.

Speaker 1:
[59:38] Wow. Oh, Stephanie says that the elephant was rejected. Was this elephant rejected by its parents or something?

Speaker 8:
[59:46] It was. I was watching a segment on CNN actually, and Dana Bash was visiting it, and they told a whole story about how it was rejected, and they have to bottle feed it, and it's kind of sad. So maybe that's sad.

Speaker 1:
[60:03] I mean, you know, looking at the elephant from the face on, I understand why the parents. I mean, they took one look at that elephant from the face on, and was like, oh no, we don't want this.

Speaker 2:
[60:15] That's not what happened. No, no, no, no, no. She is a beautiful elephant, and you can see the stress on her face from being rejected. That's what that looks like. Oh.

Speaker 8:
[60:23] See, there it is. There it is. Love you guys.

Speaker 2:
[60:27] Love you too.

Speaker 8:
[60:27] I'm so glad I got to O'Pine. You guys have a great day.

Speaker 2:
[60:30] We are kidding. It is a gorgeous animal. And if you're on a trip to Thailand or wherever there's elephants, don't ride them.

Speaker 1:
[60:38] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[60:38] Don't mess with them.

Speaker 1:
[60:39] Yeah, just leave them alone.

Speaker 2:
[60:41] Just let them charge their helpers like that guy the other day.

Speaker 1:
[60:47] What else is in the news, John?

Speaker 2:
[60:49] Let's see. A cattle farmer named Alex from Derbyshire said he's now planning to outbreed his Highland cows in response to a growing trend on line of visitors getting too close to his livestock. And he's going to breed ugly cows, less photogenic cows, which I think will be fun. Maybe they can be friends with the ugly elephant.

Speaker 1:
[61:07] What else is in the news, John?

Speaker 2:
[61:08] Oh, wow, more toilet tech. Future, the next frontier of health data. Maybe putting a camera on your toilet bowl.

Speaker 1:
[61:16] Ew.

Speaker 2:
[61:17] The average person sends 416 days of their life in the bathroom. And the latest trend in digital health wants to make sure that time isn't going down the drain. Well, AI-powered smart toilet health trackers have hit the market, analyzing your pee and poop to deliver personalized insults on hydration, nutrition, gut health and what?

Speaker 1:
[61:32] Insults on hydration? Info.

Speaker 2:
[61:36] Insights.

Speaker 1:
[61:36] Insights.

Speaker 2:
[61:38] On hydration, nutrition.

Speaker 1:
[61:39] That would be funny if it was insulting your nutrition.

Speaker 2:
[61:41] Every time you poop, oh, that's.

Speaker 3:
[61:43] Yeah, what a tired poop.

Speaker 2:
[61:45] That's all you got?

Speaker 1:
[61:46] Yeah, right. You can't see. You're grunting and that's all you could come up with? Like a.

Speaker 2:
[61:53] A reading, you're roasting your ass.

Speaker 1:
[61:57] Oh, that's bad.

Speaker 2:
[61:59] Dehydrate. Oh, look at her.

Speaker 1:
[62:01] Oh, you're back? Oh, with that big ass.

Speaker 2:
[62:04] I thought you gave up corn.

Speaker 1:
[62:05] Here it comes.

Speaker 3:
[62:07] Ha ha ha.

Speaker 1:
[62:09] This is so funny. Did you hear about that elephant at the thing?

Speaker 2:
[62:15] It's like Zingbot from Big Brother Living in Your Toilet.

Speaker 1:
[62:17] Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:
[62:18] An insult toilet. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1:
[62:20] An insult toilet.

Speaker 2:
[62:21] That's good.

Speaker 1:
[62:22] I mean, who would want that?

Speaker 2:
[62:23] I would.

Speaker 1:
[62:24] Voiced by Nathan Lane.

Speaker 3:
[62:26] Oh, God.

Speaker 1:
[62:27] Here he comes.

Speaker 2:
[62:29] Two cheek Mary.

Speaker 1:
[62:31] Two cheek Mary. Oh, my God. Who's this bony ass now? I don't know who you are. Oh, your friend Andy's? You here visiting? Oh, here comes another trick.

Speaker 2:
[62:45] Oh, train.

Speaker 1:
[62:46] Oh, gross. Don't get used to it here. He's gonna kick you out in about five minutes.

Speaker 2:
[62:56] Okay, sorry. Move on.

Speaker 1:
[62:57] Yeah, please.

Speaker 2:
[62:59] I'm sorry I put so many scatological stories in here, but a woman lost 10 years of memories due to an enormous poop.

Speaker 1:
[63:06] What? How can you lose 10? She pushed so hard, her mind went.

Speaker 2:
[63:12] A woman in China lost 10 years of memories after going to the toilet with excessive force.

Speaker 1:
[63:20] I don't believe you.

Speaker 2:
[63:21] You know what? That's a great trick that would be like, oh, you know what? I can't remember. I just shit.

Speaker 1:
[63:25] Well, you know what? That's a good lesson for me to tell Ben and Lucy. Don't force it. You're going to lose your mind.

Speaker 7:
[63:33] Pop a blood vessel.

Speaker 2:
[63:34] Yes. You can also have a stroke.

Speaker 1:
[63:35] That's what happens.

Speaker 2:
[63:36] Yes. It's very dangerous. That's why you have to eat fiber, drink water and just let your body release as nature intended.

Speaker 1:
[63:49] Thursday, April 23rd, 2026. Hey, everybody. Good morning. I've been holding this one a little close to me, but I have to get my eye redone.

Speaker 2:
[64:03] No.

Speaker 1:
[64:05] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[64:06] What did you do?

Speaker 1:
[64:07] I didn't do shit. It's what the doctor did or didn't do.

Speaker 2:
[64:11] What is wrong with it?

Speaker 1:
[64:12] I'm just having all these glares in my eye, my left eye. Now, again, I can see really far, but I have glares and I went to the doctor. I just, anyway, I have to have it.

Speaker 2:
[64:27] Do you know what is wrong with it?

Speaker 1:
[64:28] Redone tomorrow.

Speaker 2:
[64:31] It's fixable.

Speaker 1:
[64:32] He explained very clearly what he needs to do. I don't know. And I go, well, that's fine. Just do it the day that you do the right eye, because I'm still waiting for my right eye to be redone. He said, no, we have to finish the left eye before we do the right eye.

Speaker 2:
[64:48] It's great that they know what it is and what they need to do.

Speaker 1:
[64:51] Every crush I had on this guy, it's gone. She gone. I was like, he goes, yeah, he goes, you may need, and then he was like, well, you know, I mean, you know, you may need glasses or contacts. I go, do you remember when I was sitting in this chair three months ago and you said, I'm never gonna have to wear glasses or contacts again? So I feel a little gaslit. I feel a little mad. I feel a little vulnerable.

Speaker 2:
[65:18] This is why having a hot doctor is a problem. You're too busy being hot to be a good doctor.

Speaker 1:
[65:22] Lucy's like, every day, Lucy's like, I'm sorry you have to get your eyes operated on Daddy. And then she'll be like, just randomly, like if she does something wrong and I'm about to be like, Lucy, she's like, sorry about your eye, Daddy. I'm like, she's trying to curry favor. Meanwhile, Ben Cohen is an old Jewish man. It is so funny. He's like, God forbid, Lucy. That's what he says all the time. I mean, is that my mother or what?

Speaker 2:
[65:57] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[65:58] God forbid, Lucy.

Speaker 2:
[66:00] I'm like, you are like he knows that it makes you laugh.

Speaker 1:
[66:06] He does, but he's not doing it to make me laugh. It's his honest, it's his honest thing.

Speaker 2:
[66:12] Well, and your mom is very contagious. Her personality, you start talking like her when you're around her. It's very fun.

Speaker 1:
[66:18] Meanwhile, Ben, this is a funny development. You know what he is obsessed with on television?

Speaker 3:
[66:26] Tom and Jerry.

Speaker 1:
[66:29] You remember Tom and Jerry in the cartoons?

Speaker 2:
[66:31] Cat and Mouse.

Speaker 1:
[66:32] He sits there and watches forever. He's like, Daddy, you got to watch this. He's like, look at this cat. And he's like, ha ha ha. I'm like, it's so pure.

Speaker 3:
[66:46] Like, I love it.

Speaker 1:
[66:47] It hasn't changed. It's not quick cuts. It is literally this cat and this mouse driving each other insane, trying to kill each other. And he's like, he's slapping his leg. Did your kids ever watch Tom and Jerry?

Speaker 7:
[67:04] A little bit of Tom and Jerry. My kids really liked Popeye for a minute.

Speaker 1:
[67:08] Yeah, okay. Similar vibe.

Speaker 2:
[67:10] I remember finding old stuff when I was young that had aired 20 years prior and getting into it a little bit. That's cute. That's very analog.

Speaker 1:
[67:20] Lucy's birthday party is this weekend.

Speaker 2:
[67:22] Oh yeah, what are you doing again?

Speaker 1:
[67:25] It's like a candy party. She thinks it's a lollipop party. Whatever. It's at a candy store. It's fine. It's gonna be good. There are 20 kids coming. I mean, you know, I said to Darren backstage at AC2, did I say this already? I was like, how are RSVPs coming? She's like, good. She, I go, oh, and then I turned to Anderson. I go, are you coming? And Darren goes, well, I don't want to be, you know, I don't want to cause any trouble. She goes, but Anderson, you opened the invitation, but you didn't RSVP. And I was like, oh, my God.

Speaker 2:
[68:08] So then I'm just like an electronic invitation is like on party full. Yes, I'm so sick of that.

Speaker 1:
[68:16] I do too.

Speaker 3:
[68:17] It's what all the I know, girl.

Speaker 1:
[68:19] It's what all the parents are doing.

Speaker 2:
[68:21] Everybody uses a part of full, but you have to like come up with a code and download this thing and enter this.

Speaker 1:
[68:26] No, it's not part of full.

Speaker 2:
[68:27] It's on paperless. Even worse.

Speaker 1:
[68:29] And trust me. Well, Darren is managing this situation. I'm not doing it. She did it.

Speaker 2:
[68:35] Just send me the info of the party. I say, yeah, I'll be there.

Speaker 1:
[68:37] I don't even know if Anderson and Bannon are coming with their kids. I need to check with Darren.

Speaker 2:
[68:43] Maybe there are no Candy family.

Speaker 1:
[68:46] They might be. God knows. They're perfect. So probably.

Speaker 2:
[68:50] I love Candy, though.

Speaker 1:
[68:52] You know what I had on my vacation? I wonder if you've ever tried them. Crabs? I think that they were like, you know how sometimes you go to a different part of the country and there's something on the shelves and you're like, well, now what is this? And this isn't available in my area.

Speaker 2:
[69:09] Like Big Red Soda in Texas.

Speaker 1:
[69:12] Tates, blueberry muffin. No, yeah, blueberry muffin chocolate chip cookies.

Speaker 2:
[69:20] What? That sounds like somebody made a mistake at the factory.

Speaker 1:
[69:23] Chocolate chip cookies with the taste of blueberry.

Speaker 2:
[69:27] That's too much, too much for my mouth.

Speaker 3:
[69:29] Girl, I was like.

Speaker 2:
[69:31] Pick one.

Speaker 1:
[69:31] Oh, it was.

Speaker 2:
[69:32] Pick a lane.

Speaker 1:
[69:33] Nope. So good. I was like, oh wait, this is next level. But they don't sell them in the East Coast.

Speaker 2:
[69:43] And where were you?

Speaker 1:
[69:43] I don't think. It was in a state called Cali-radi.

Speaker 2:
[69:48] Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:
[69:49] Colorado, yeah. Which seems like a good place to come.

Speaker 2:
[69:52] That does. That seems a little more homespun.

Speaker 1:
[69:55] Seems like it. I wanna get into some listener mail. Let's do it.

Speaker 2:
[70:00] Sparkle Motion says, Hi, I'd like to lovingly request that the mailbag segments not be so rushed. It seems like John is trying to get through them as quickly as possible. So quickly that it's hard to even register what the message says. And then there's very little time dedicated to Andy's responses to it. Rather than try to get through as many of these messages as possible, I bet listeners would prefer to read a few of the best ones more slowly and have John and Andy actually react to them in a meaningful way.

Speaker 1:
[70:30] I disagree. You're even reading this too slowly.

Speaker 2:
[70:33] Well, I'm trying to respect Sparkle Motion's directive. Listen, can I just respond? I do think when I'm given a 10-page packet of full pages of messages, I know that we're going to get through maybe three. I'm trying to get you the goods. I'm trying to get you the meat off the bone. I know that this queen next to me doesn't have an attention span for more than maybe a two-sentence one. So when I see a paragraph, I go, well, you shouldn't have even written it.

Speaker 1:
[71:04] Okay, what's next?

Speaker 2:
[71:05] Why don't you tell me I look so terrible this morning? My hair was a mess.

Speaker 1:
[71:09] I don't think you look terrible.

Speaker 2:
[71:10] Greasy.

Speaker 1:
[71:11] I think I look terrible.

Speaker 2:
[71:12] I worked out before the show.

Speaker 1:
[71:14] I thought I got a great haircut the other day.

Speaker 2:
[71:16] Your hair looks so good.

Speaker 1:
[71:17] Oh, really?

Speaker 2:
[71:18] Don't even talk about it.

Speaker 1:
[71:19] Oh, that's so funny.

Speaker 2:
[71:19] I feel so ugly next to you. You look great.

Speaker 1:
[71:22] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[71:23] And I know why you wanted us to watch the Beverly Hills reunion so much because it's the best you've ever looked.

Speaker 1:
[71:29] John!

Speaker 2:
[71:32] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[71:33] Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:
[71:33] Truly a glow up even.

Speaker 1:
[71:36] Wow. I've not been given this feedback in a while. By the way, do you like my new boots?

Speaker 2:
[71:41] I like your boots, but they're a little like steampunk, clippity cloppity, Ichabod Crane, like Cobblestone, like Dickinson. What are they? I don't know. They're a little gay.

Speaker 1:
[71:55] Well, that they are. Anyway, all right. Thanks for the compliments.

Speaker 2:
[71:59] They're a little winter. I don't know. Yeah, they are.

Speaker 1:
[72:01] Well, guess what?

Speaker 2:
[72:02] Do you like my Keebler Elf loafers that I got from Aurora, New York?

Speaker 1:
[72:06] I don't care for those.

Speaker 2:
[72:07] I'm sure you don't, but these are like, if anybody was a Grateful Dad shoe, it's this.

Speaker 1:
[72:12] I know, it's so funny.

Speaker 2:
[72:13] I mean, the granola lesbian Lilith Fair labial folds slipper.

Speaker 3:
[72:18] You know what? I kind of like them, actually.

Speaker 2:
[72:20] Honey, when these wear in.

Speaker 1:
[72:23] Yeah, they're gonna be real good. Okay, what else?

Speaker 2:
[72:26] Lindsay says, Andy, you said the other day on air that you text Madonna. The people need to know that she texts you back.

Speaker 1:
[72:31] Yes, she did. I said to her, while we were on the radio, I said, Jesus Christ, I am freaking out goosebumps. And then she said, wait till you hear the music with like a bunch of exclamation points. So yeah.

Speaker 2:
[72:54] Georgia P. Hi, Andy, John and Jordan, I'm dying. My mother-in-law is at an assisted living facility, top notch, and one of their daily activities is listening to the Barbara book. I love this so much.

Speaker 3:
[73:05] Oh my God.

Speaker 7:
[73:06] She also sent me a couple of videos of like a bunch of like old gals just sitting around in like the rec room listening. It was so cute.

Speaker 1:
[73:15] Didn't you love that Meryl Streep said that she listened to every word of the Barbara book?

Speaker 2:
[73:20] Of course. John Miller, Andy, last week a listener wrote in and asked what your longest relationship was and when was your last relationship? You totally punted. You tell us about your one night stands, your use of drugs. Why not share your answers to these questions? Well, your longest relationship was how long?

Speaker 1:
[73:41] I think it was you. You know what?

Speaker 2:
[73:45] We know that.

Speaker 1:
[73:46] Yeah. Well, yeah, stand by.

Speaker 2:
[73:48] Yeah. Quit punting, Andy.

Speaker 7:
[73:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[73:56] That's all for this week's edition of Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast. To hear every minute of my Kiki with John, plus interviews, news and more, you can listen to my SiriusXM channel, Radio Andy anytime on the SiriusXM app. We'll see you right back here with more Daddy Diaries next week.

Speaker 5:
[74:16] Radio Andy, always unpredictable, a SiriusXM Podcast.