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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Substance Use Disorder and Addiction is so isolating. And so, as a black woman in recovery, hope must be loud. It grows louder when you ask for help and you're vulnerable. It is the thread that lets you know that no matter what happens, you will be okay.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 4:
[01:08] What's up, guys? Well, back to VIEWS. It's the Thursday episode. I'm here with Jason, Natalie. Listen, between us, how much do you guys like when I give you guys space news?
Speaker 5:
[01:21] I'm getting into space a lot. I just saw another UFO guy died. Did you see this? The 12 UFO experts have been killed or committed suicide.
Speaker 4:
[01:31] Oh, yes, I saw that.
Speaker 5:
[01:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I like this a lot.
Speaker 4:
[01:35] It was on Fox News or something, right? You know how everyone's always like, this is to distract us from the files or whatever?
Speaker 5:
[01:40] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[01:41] That's what people were saying about this. Yeah, so like 12, this isn't even what I was going to report on. I didn't know you were so tapped in.
Speaker 5:
[01:46] I am.
Speaker 4:
[01:47] Wait, what were they? They were all scientists that were...
Speaker 5:
[01:50] They're just like scientists that have been going, like researching the UFO and saying stuff about UFO sightings, and they're all dead. Oh. Yeah. But which is weird because it's like, well, they are releasing a lot of the information, so also why are they dying? But then also, what's the big deal?
Speaker 4:
[02:05] And they all die like they're dead, like they shouldn't be dead. But the thing is, is like why?
Speaker 5:
[02:10] And they've also said like, if anything happens to me.
Speaker 4:
[02:13] They have said that?
Speaker 5:
[02:13] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[02:14] Isn't that crazy? That kind of stuff could just get buried. Like you could say whatever you want. Like they could say exactly that. They can make a video. They could be like, hey, I'm completely healthy. If I die tomorrow, something's happened. And then they die tomorrow, and the government or whoever could just bury the video.
Speaker 5:
[02:30] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[02:31] So you got to make sure you have good friends around you, so they go and they fight for you.
Speaker 4:
[02:34] So I should look for new people. But listen, so there's these new pictures released about space.
Speaker 5:
[02:41] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[02:42] So there's this, I really don't know how to explain this to you guys because I don't think your brains can handle the information.
Speaker 5:
[02:50] Well, we've got two brains here.
Speaker 2:
[02:52] I don't know if my brain wants the information.
Speaker 4:
[02:55] So, okay, so do you guys see this picture I'm holding up? It kind of sucks because we're not a video pod. But basically, it's like the picture looks like a spider web. So, there's these formation of telescopes that we have here on Earth. Yeah. And they photographed a bunch of galaxies and they got a bunch of galaxies in one picture. And it looks like a spider web, but every little white thing is made up of tiny little dots. Do you know how many galaxies were in that photo? 47 million galaxies. Oof. You know how crazy that fucking is?
Speaker 2:
[03:32] It makes me sick.
Speaker 4:
[03:32] And in our galaxy?
Speaker 5:
[03:34] It makes me sick.
Speaker 4:
[03:35] No, Natalie hates space.
Speaker 2:
[03:36] I'm physically ill. I'm going to have to call out for the rest of the day.
Speaker 4:
[03:40] So, let me just say this. So, Pluto... Okay, guys, really bear with me here. I'm sorry. This is a lot of information to deliver.
Speaker 2:
[03:47] You're making me dizzy.
Speaker 4:
[03:48] Well, I'm just not capable of telling people all these facts.
Speaker 5:
[03:51] I'm feeling song's insignificant.
Speaker 4:
[03:53] It's blowing my fucking mind.
Speaker 5:
[03:54] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[03:54] Okay. We are all insignificant.
Speaker 5:
[03:56] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[03:57] Like, obviously, I'm lit, but like, you guys should think about where you're falling with the rest of these galaxies. Okay. So we, our galaxy, do you know what it's called?
Speaker 5:
[04:06] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[04:07] What is it?
Speaker 2:
[04:07] The Milky Way.
Speaker 4:
[04:08] Yes. Good job. The Milky Way galaxy. It's 100,000 light years across. Does that make sense? So if you're traveling at the speed of light, it would take you 100,000 years to get from one side to the next.
Speaker 5:
[04:23] Yeah. What? It's that big.
Speaker 4:
[04:24] And just so you understand how far away that is, Pluto is 0.0006 light years away. Pluto, a planet that's so far, we don't even want to count it as a planet because it's so far. What is this thing?
Speaker 5:
[04:42] Doesn't this make you not care about the trees that you want cut?
Speaker 4:
[04:45] No, I want these trees cut.
Speaker 5:
[04:47] If we could send you up in space, would you go? It's you, Zayn, Heath.
Speaker 4:
[04:53] I love Zayn Heath.
Speaker 5:
[04:54] Zayn Heath are going and Taylor's there. You, Zayn Heath, Taylor, you guys go up in space. You walk on the moon. They guarantee you it's going to be safe and you'll come back. You go?
Speaker 4:
[05:05] We guarantee it's going to be safe.
Speaker 5:
[05:06] Well, within reason because you don't want to get stuck out there like that lady.
Speaker 4:
[05:10] Well, it just depends what I'm doing. If I'm going to the moon, for sure, am I being blasted out forever into space?
Speaker 5:
[05:16] No, you're in a ship.
Speaker 4:
[05:18] Just to go for like a week?
Speaker 5:
[05:19] Yeah, you go there. It might take you longer than a week to get there.
Speaker 4:
[05:22] But I don't know who would say no to that. I feel like the question.
Speaker 5:
[05:24] So you'd go.
Speaker 4:
[05:25] The question has to be a little bit more intense. Like if the government came to me and was like, David, for some reason, you studied your podcast.
Speaker 5:
[05:34] We've been listening to VIEWS.
Speaker 4:
[05:35] And you're a genius. Nobody else knows how many galaxies there are. Okay, so they need to move you up a little bit. We need to send you up there to save the universe.
Speaker 5:
[05:43] I see, I see. You want them to stroke your ego first.
Speaker 4:
[05:47] Yeah, but then if they're like, you can't come back to Earth? Like, that's a question.
Speaker 5:
[05:52] Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't saying that. Really?
Speaker 4:
[05:56] Because that's more 50-50 to me. Like, that's more like...
Speaker 5:
[05:59] Oh, you don't want to come back. You want to go out a hero.
Speaker 4:
[06:03] No, I'm saying obviously I'm going to go to the moon if I'm back in a week.
Speaker 5:
[06:06] So you'd go?
Speaker 4:
[06:07] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[06:07] Simple question.
Speaker 4:
[06:08] Would you?
Speaker 5:
[06:09] Fuck no.
Speaker 4:
[06:10] That's so weird.
Speaker 2:
[06:11] Really? I would go for sure.
Speaker 5:
[06:12] Go to the moon for a week?
Speaker 4:
[06:14] Why?
Speaker 5:
[06:15] To see what?
Speaker 2:
[06:15] There's nothing out there.
Speaker 4:
[06:16] It's hard to see. It's like...
Speaker 2:
[06:17] Just to do.
Speaker 4:
[06:18] Just to do, just to check it off.
Speaker 5:
[06:20] Just to say, hey, I went to the moon?
Speaker 4:
[06:22] Yeah, like the other day I went to this billiards place here.
Speaker 5:
[06:25] I wouldn't be able to poop for like two, I know that it would affect my stomach.
Speaker 4:
[06:29] Pooping on the moon is so easy. You could literally go anywhere. You'd probably don't even have to clean it up.
Speaker 5:
[06:31] I can't even poop on a six hour flight to Boston. Can't poop for a couple days.
Speaker 4:
[06:36] I feel like you'd be really clogged up if they're going to space.
Speaker 5:
[06:38] I would be so clogged up going to space.
Speaker 2:
[06:40] I don't like this.
Speaker 4:
[06:41] But I'm saying, listen, you're just going to check things off your list. I went to the Billy Eilish place down here on Ventura and did I want to go? No. But it's checked off my list now. I've been to the Billy Eilish place. What did you do? Did you play? No. The table is an hour and a half away. But now I don't have to go there anymore because I've done it. Same with the moon. If someone came to you, this is basically the premise of Interstellar, and was like, for some reason, Jason Nash, you know the only way is around the universe. Can you go into space and there's a good chance you'll never come back? There's not a good chance. There's a 95% chance you will never come back to Earth. But you will save civilization. Will you go?
Speaker 5:
[07:22] No.
Speaker 2:
[07:24] Oh, what? You're not saving the world?
Speaker 4:
[07:26] Are you fucking with me?
Speaker 5:
[07:29] I have kids. I'm not going to fucking save. Someone else go.
Speaker 2:
[07:32] They're all going to die. You're the only one.
Speaker 4:
[07:33] Jay, are you on fucking crack? Can you answer that one more time?
Speaker 5:
[07:38] You can't guarantee.
Speaker 4:
[07:39] Think about it.
Speaker 2:
[07:39] You can't guarantee.
Speaker 5:
[07:40] No one would guarantee anything. Do you know what I mean? I'm not running into space. I bet I would want to go.
Speaker 4:
[07:46] Jay, what do you mean can't guarantee anything? What do you say? You're saying you wouldn't give up your life for every human being on the face of earth, including your kids. What are you saying?
Speaker 5:
[07:55] Oh, they're going to die too?
Speaker 2:
[07:56] Everyone's dying, Jay.
Speaker 5:
[07:58] Everyone's dying? Okay, yeah, I go.
Speaker 4:
[08:00] No. Your kids are going to die regardless.
Speaker 5:
[08:03] Whoa.
Speaker 4:
[08:04] Yeah, I'm making it nastier because I am deeply offended.
Speaker 5:
[08:09] So I go and my kids die and you kill my kids too?
Speaker 4:
[08:12] I will shoot your kids personally.
Speaker 5:
[08:14] I save the universe and you kill my kids.
Speaker 4:
[08:17] You go up to space as a planet sort of like from Avengers Endgame where the only way to save the rest of civilization is you have to give up two people you love. And you think about it and you're like, obviously, I love David the most, but my kids, there's two of them, it would just make more sense.
Speaker 5:
[08:32] I wouldn't...
Speaker 4:
[08:33] You wouldn't say...
Speaker 5:
[08:35] You're presenting two different scenarios now. Which scenario would you like me to answer?
Speaker 4:
[08:38] Would you kill your kids for everybody, for the human race?
Speaker 5:
[08:42] Fuck no. Hell no.
Speaker 2:
[08:45] But like then, what do you...
Speaker 5:
[08:46] No way.
Speaker 2:
[08:47] What are you and Charlie and Wyatt going to do on this planet all by yourselves?
Speaker 5:
[08:51] Hang out, play video games.
Speaker 2:
[08:53] And then just die?
Speaker 5:
[08:54] I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's kind of like...
Speaker 2:
[08:58] You're going to have to procreate in order to save humanity.
Speaker 4:
[09:01] It's very similar to the question, have you seen the train track theory? There's a train heading towards five people on a railway. And if you pull the lever, the train will pivot and only kill two people.
Speaker 5:
[09:15] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[09:15] To a different railway. If you don't touch the lever, it kills five people.
Speaker 5:
[09:20] Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4:
[09:20] What do you do? Do you intervene and now feel like you have killed these two people? Do you physically pull this lever? And now you've chosen two lives over five. You've chosen...
Speaker 5:
[09:33] Oh, wait, we've talked about this.
Speaker 4:
[09:35] Really?
Speaker 5:
[09:35] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[09:35] What did you choose?
Speaker 5:
[09:37] I mean...
Speaker 4:
[09:38] I feel like you changed your answer to a lot of things depending on what your mood is that day.
Speaker 5:
[09:40] You killed two or five?
Speaker 4:
[09:42] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[09:43] I mean, I guess I would kill two.
Speaker 2:
[09:47] Yeah, I'm killing two.
Speaker 4:
[09:49] Really?
Speaker 2:
[09:49] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[09:51] I think so.
Speaker 2:
[09:52] I mean, I understand like the guilty conscience, I guess, but I think you just... I feel like that's the right thing to do.
Speaker 5:
[10:00] Well, it's like sex churn on this list, right? Like you save as many as you can.
Speaker 4:
[10:05] Yeah, but it's...
Speaker 2:
[10:06] It's not about who you're killing, it's about who you're saving.
Speaker 4:
[10:08] Can I present it in a different way? Sure. You're standing on a cliff with your buddy. Yeah. And you're looking at the railroad tracks. No one knows you're there. No one will ever know you're there. And you see the train going to hit those five people. And your buddy's like, I think we can make it down and pull it over so it kills those two people. Yeah. Do you run down and do you pull that lever or do you go, this is so, has nothing to do with me. I don't want this on my mind. Like the trains, this is destiny. I don't know why these people are tied to the tracks. I cannot switch this train from the five to the two because that will actually feel like I killed the two.
Speaker 5:
[10:41] No, I just go, I hit it so it would only kill two.
Speaker 4:
[10:45] These two were safe before you came down. You understand that?
Speaker 5:
[10:49] What do you mean?
Speaker 4:
[10:49] These two people that were tied to the other side of the track were completely.
Speaker 5:
[10:52] Oh, I see, I see. I can kill five or I can, right. But either way, you're killing five. You're presenting a scenario where I kill five or I kill two.
Speaker 4:
[10:58] You have nothing to do with the train tracks until you step forth and you pull the lever.
Speaker 5:
[11:02] Right, right, right. What would you do?
Speaker 4:
[11:05] I definitely kill the two. No, I actually don't know. That question.
Speaker 5:
[11:15] I hope it happens to you.
Speaker 4:
[11:16] It really does.
Speaker 5:
[11:17] I really hope when you go to the soccer game today, the scenario is presented to you and you're in that situation.
Speaker 4:
[11:22] I wish we could still make videos like that.
Speaker 5:
[11:24] Tying people to train tracks?
Speaker 4:
[11:26] Like, yeah, like I remember when we did the Jonah prank. Yeah, people were like, whoa, man, this was really fucked up. Yeah, like, like, but it's like one, they didn't realize what an asshole Jonah was. Right. Where that happened. But two, it's like everything was fine at the end of it. But it was like a really good prank. Like, I like watching pranks that are like, what the fuck? Nathan Fielder has the best prank of all time, in my opinion. What is it? Have you seen that haunted house thing he does? No, it's so good. He has these people. He says this is the scariest haunted house in the world. People sign waivers, everything, and the couple is going through the haunted house, and one of the people jumps out and scares them, but accidentally touches them. And then Nathan Fielder comes out and was like, I'm so sorry, you didn't make contact with this woman, did you? And they're like, what? Like, all the lights come on in the haunted house, everything. Like, the staff comes out. Did you end up touching this woman?
Speaker 1:
[12:21] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[12:21] And they're like, yeah, yeah, she touched me for a second. And then he's like, she has a disease. Basically, he explains to them that she has a disease that will transfer over to them when they're touched.
Speaker 1:
[12:35] Yes, yes.
Speaker 4:
[12:35] And they have to shut down the whole thing.
Speaker 5:
[12:36] I remember this, yeah.
Speaker 4:
[12:37] And then the ambulance comes, picks him up out of the haunted house, takes him to a medical facility, like to the hospital. That is, I think that's like a really good, like proper prank. I think the phrase, it's just a prank, bro, kind of ruined pranks.
Speaker 5:
[12:54] What's that phrase?
Speaker 4:
[12:54] Yeah, what's that from? I don't know where it's from, but like, I think a prank if like, like Nathan Fielder did it with class, I don't think you do a prank where like, I'm pretending like Jason's, Jason just died.
Speaker 5:
[13:08] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[13:09] I mean, like there needs to be some level of like, taste in it, and then I think it's good.
Speaker 5:
[13:13] Right.
Speaker 4:
[13:13] Like some level of like tomfoolery or like Ocean's Eleven style, like hijinks.
Speaker 5:
[13:19] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[13:19] Then I think it's good. But like, yeah, I think there's been a lot of pranks on YouTube that are like far too crazy. And yeah, it's kind of killed it for everything.
Speaker 5:
[13:31] I guess it comes down to like, you know, the emotional distress that the person's under, too, you're like, anybody could fucking flip out, you know? Like Nathan Fielder had a show on HBO and this woman like went there and was made to think that she was on like an American Idol type show. And she came out and she was like, that was so fucked up. That was like two weeks of my life. And I thought I was on an American Idol show and I wasn't.
Speaker 4:
[13:55] Okay. I think that's crazy though.
Speaker 5:
[13:57] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[13:58] Doing that to like random people. I'm talking like your friends that you know inside and out.
Speaker 5:
[14:02] Okay. Well, yeah. I mean, most-
Speaker 4:
[14:05] I agree. Taking a random person and like, that is actually kind of crazy.
Speaker 5:
[14:10] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[14:12] Maybe I'm actually too soft for this conversation myself. But that is-
Speaker 5:
[14:17] Have you ever been pranked?
Speaker 4:
[14:21] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[14:22] I'm sure.
Speaker 4:
[14:23] Almost. When Steve Woldewa gave me the car, he was supposed to blow my car up. He told me, he's like, I almost blew your car up. So I almost got pranked there. Where have I gotten pranked? Oh, the SZA prank.
Speaker 2:
[14:35] Oh, that was good.
Speaker 4:
[14:36] When SZA came to my birthday party. Yeah. That was real. That was a real, I was duped.
Speaker 5:
[14:44] It's so funny to be duped. It's just like, I showed Naveen the prank where you got me where the character is on Hollywood Boulevard. She's just like, how did you not know? I'm like, I don't know. I just didn't know. I just didn't, I don't know.
Speaker 4:
[15:02] Well, it's really funny because like things in the vlog.
Speaker 5:
[15:04] It's Sam and Colby underneath.
Speaker 4:
[15:06] Was it? Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[15:08] Which is really funny at the end for it to be Sam and Colby, the nicest.
Speaker 4:
[15:13] Explain the bit. We did a bit where we were on Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[15:16] We're on Hollywood Boulevard. We're just walking along and these characters, like Elmo and Tweety Bird and Big Bird, I don't know who it was. It was definitely Elmo. They just start like fucking with me and they say that they start like, then they start chasing me and then I start running and David's running with the camera like let's go, let's get the fuck out of here. And then it all reconvenes in a parking lot.
Speaker 4:
[15:37] They start chasing him because they like give us more money.
Speaker 5:
[15:39] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[15:40] Like you're filming us, give us $100 or $1,000 or something. And just like, I don't have any more money. They're like, give us the fucking money.
Speaker 5:
[15:46] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[15:46] And it got more and more intense and they chased Jason down like the entire length of La Brea to Highland. They chased him down the entire Hollywood Boulevard into my apartment complex. Where then Jason like puts up his hands and he's like, you have no fucking idea who you're fucking with.
Speaker 5:
[16:05] Yeah. I go, I go, don't even fuck with me. You don't know who you're fucking with.
Speaker 4:
[16:10] No. And you say the craziest line of all time that makes me cringe so hard. You go, I have an army coming.
Speaker 5:
[16:18] I don't know why I would say that.
Speaker 2:
[16:19] What army would be coming?
Speaker 4:
[16:20] Cause you were so petrified.
Speaker 5:
[16:23] I was scared.
Speaker 4:
[16:24] That you were just yelling.
Speaker 5:
[16:25] I was just yelling whatever. Have you ever been in a real situation and you're like, I'll just be really loud and hopefully this will end? I think that's what I was doing.
Speaker 4:
[16:33] Maybe me when I argue with Natalie.
Speaker 5:
[16:35] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[16:36] But yeah, no, that was crazy.
Speaker 2:
[16:38] I have an army coming.
Speaker 5:
[16:40] I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 4:
[16:41] I have an army coming. And it looks fake because it just looks like.
Speaker 2:
[16:45] Like who in the fucking, like who in the right mind would say that?
Speaker 4:
[16:48] Exactly.
Speaker 5:
[16:49] I don't have an army.
Speaker 2:
[16:50] I mean, who's coming? Obviously, nobody has an army.
Speaker 4:
[16:52] No, no one.
Speaker 5:
[16:53] No one's coming.
Speaker 4:
[16:54] It didn't make any sense. It's like, well, you have like a button on you that you press and then an army comes.
Speaker 5:
[16:59] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[16:59] What does that mean?
Speaker 5:
[17:00] Yeah. It's just something you say.
Speaker 4:
[17:02] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[17:02] And then I was fully, fully. I was like, oh my God, I can't believe I fucking fell for that.
Speaker 4:
[17:10] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[17:10] Crazy.
Speaker 4:
[17:11] I think that's what that's what was another fun part about when we were making vlogs like that was that a lot of the bits that seemed like unbelievable were like kind of put in so quickly. And like, like the unbelievable part would happen.
Speaker 5:
[17:26] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[17:26] And then when I set it up, I'd set it up not actually fully explaining what went into the setup. Right. And make it seem more casual. Like when we convinced Brandon there was an earthquake.
Speaker 5:
[17:37] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[17:37] Like you don't see the other 10 things that we did. Just to really convince him that there's an earthquake.
Speaker 5:
[17:43] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[17:43] So that way when you're watching, it's like, wait, how the is he actually falling for this this quickly? But in reality, there was like 10 other things like we're texting him, like or we're having his family text him, or other things to make it seem like there's actually something.
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[18:56] How do you feel about that as the father of a songwriter?
Speaker 5:
[18:59] I think it's really, really, really, really fucked up. I think it's awful. And I feel bad for that generation to not be able to like experience like culture.
Speaker 4:
[19:10] Do you think it should be illegal?
Speaker 5:
[19:12] Good question. Maybe. I mean, I think maybe iTunes should be like, hey, you know what? This song is great. I know it's trending on TikTok, but we're not putting it at the top of our charts.
Speaker 4:
[19:24] What is the song? Can you play it? We have to decide whether or not it deserves to be on this.
Speaker 2:
[19:33] Pretty good.
Speaker 4:
[19:42] Fucked up.
Speaker 2:
[19:43] That is really good.
Speaker 5:
[19:45] You like it?
Speaker 2:
[19:46] I love that. I love the raspy, soulful sounding voices.
Speaker 5:
[19:50] You could go make it yourself if you want.
Speaker 4:
[19:52] I mean, it's so unfair now. You can literally, you can scientifically curate sounds now that will touch a person's brain, right? Fuck. I don't know, I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 5:
[20:06] Did you see Nicolas Cage has given away $100 million? Just to people and he went bankrupt just giving money away to people.
Speaker 4:
[20:16] Well, he bought Crazy Things. That's what that movie is about.
Speaker 5:
[20:19] What movie?
Speaker 4:
[20:20] That one where that guy goes to perform for Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 5:
[20:22] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[20:23] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[20:23] I saw that movie.
Speaker 4:
[20:25] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[20:25] Is that what it's about?
Speaker 4:
[20:26] Nicolas Cage like buys random shit. Like that's his whole thing.
Speaker 5:
[20:29] Oh, no, but he's like, he's like helped people to the point of where he went bankrupt.
Speaker 4:
[20:34] Okay, here are the craziest things that Nicolas Cage has spent money on, okay? Golf stream jet, totally normal if you're an actor, get it? Nicolas Cage bought two islands, Bahamian Islands, whatever, lots of luxury vehicles, that's normal. Small collection of castles. I've heard about this. He has a little obsession with castles. He's one in Germany and then he bought one in Somerset, England. He owns two yachts, the Westin and Sarita. He owns two albino king cobras. He has a thing for exotic animals. He owns a dinosaur skull. That's $276,000. He won it in a bidding war with Leonardo DiCaprio, which honestly, that $276,000 is just worth you saying that you beat Leonardo DiCaprio. He also bought a pyramid tomb. He bought himself a pyramid-shaped tomb in a New Orleans graveyard. When he dies, this is where he wants his body put. He has an array of shrunken heads in his home. No one is sure whether they're actual human heads or if they belonged to animals. Okay, he also has a pet octopus and he's keeping the two. Oh, he also has 15 homes, two European castles and the haunted La Larré mansion and rare comic books. It's not that crazy.
Speaker 5:
[21:47] Yeah, but what I had read was that he went bankrupt and he had to sell the castles because he was helping everybody. He was just giving the money away.
Speaker 4:
[21:55] Wow, what is that like?
Speaker 5:
[21:57] I don't know. You give a lot of stuff away.
Speaker 4:
[21:59] I don't give away $150 million worth.
Speaker 5:
[22:01] You let John live here. What do you think about going to the movies these days? Did you see the CEO of Sony? He ripped all the movie theaters a new one.
Speaker 4:
[22:11] What did he say?
Speaker 5:
[22:12] At CinemaCon. He said, no more trailers. We got to bring the price down because the trailers are too long, obviously, at the beginning.
Speaker 4:
[22:19] Okay. What's weird about movies now is why the fuck does it say, I hate this. I think this is not part of the movie experience. Now when you buy a ticket under it, it says movie will start 25 minutes after the show time.
Speaker 5:
[22:29] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[22:30] Like fuck you. No, the movie starts when I bought the ticket. Stop telling people not to be there for the trailers. The trailers is the part of the films.
Speaker 5:
[22:38] No, it's too much.
Speaker 4:
[22:40] Okay, I agree it's too long.
Speaker 5:
[22:41] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[22:42] It's too long.
Speaker 5:
[22:42] Five, 10 minutes.
Speaker 4:
[22:43] But, but.
Speaker 5:
[22:44] Three trailers.
Speaker 4:
[22:45] No, bring back the moments of being there for the trailers. I think going to movies is spectacular. Has it gotten too expensive? One billion percent, yes.
Speaker 5:
[22:56] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[22:57] But like I don't actually, how do you fix that? Cause movies cost a lot, right? So like, how do you fix it?
Speaker 5:
[23:05] I guess, I don't know.
Speaker 4:
[23:07] What's the Sony guy saying?
Speaker 5:
[23:08] He's saying, bring the price down for a movie. And he's saying no more, no more long trailers. And he's saying more, a longer window for the movies.
Speaker 4:
[23:17] What do you mean longer window?
Speaker 5:
[23:19] So like when a big movie comes out, it gets to be there longer.
Speaker 4:
[23:22] Yeah. I just assume they make so much money selling it to a streamer.
Speaker 5:
[23:28] Well, I guess he's saying that not that's not true. He needs more time for his films in the theater.
Speaker 4:
[23:34] Really? Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[23:36] But I mean, I've seen the Odyssey trailer like four times now. You know what I mean? It's like, I don't need to see it again.
Speaker 4:
[23:42] You know what they should do? It will be a good concept for a theater.
Speaker 5:
[23:45] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[23:46] It's just a theater that does reruns.
Speaker 5:
[23:49] Okay. Yeah, they have that down in Beverly.
Speaker 4:
[23:51] I know that. Wait, but it's not designated for that, is it?
Speaker 5:
[23:54] Yeah, it's Quentin Tarantino's theater, so they'll just show movies every night, just movies using, like Brandon, he's really into movies. He'll literally go down there and see the same movie.
Speaker 4:
[24:07] But I'm saying like, I'm saying like more-
Speaker 5:
[24:08] He'll watch like Reservoir Dogs randomly on a Tuesday.
Speaker 4:
[24:11] But I'm saying more like, this week is Toy Story week. We're showing all three Toy Story again. I have all these movie nights here where we go through a series and it's incredible.
Speaker 5:
[24:21] Right.
Speaker 4:
[24:21] And like AMC down here at Universal show The Lord of the Rings again.
Speaker 5:
[24:26] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[24:27] And I'm so pissed I missed that.
Speaker 5:
[24:28] Oh, shit.
Speaker 4:
[24:29] But like if there's a theater that just dedicated its time to like, and rolled out like this crazy itinerary, like here's the next year of movies. And they're all like, they're not like Reservoir Dogs or like more of these like-
Speaker 5:
[24:42] Yeah. Pudgy.
Speaker 4:
[24:44] What was the word for it?
Speaker 5:
[24:45] Indie.
Speaker 4:
[24:45] Indie movies. But they're more like bangers. Like we're showing Just Go with it.
Speaker 5:
[24:50] Right, right.
Speaker 4:
[24:50] 50 First Dates, Date Night.
Speaker 5:
[24:52] But who's gonna run to see Just Go with it?
Speaker 4:
[24:54] Me.
Speaker 5:
[24:55] You, John, Alex, Tay.
Speaker 2:
[24:56] You know who does like, what's that theater that-
Speaker 5:
[25:00] Call me on the phone right now. Hey Jay, you wanna go see Just Go with it, a film from 15 years ago, tonight, with me and Alex at 10.30?
Speaker 4:
[25:06] Yeah, but okay-
Speaker 5:
[25:07] Nah, I'm good.
Speaker 4:
[25:09] So what, there's a theater in LA-
Speaker 5:
[25:11] As much as I love Adam Sandler.
Speaker 4:
[25:12] There's a theater in LA that has this rooftop experience.
Speaker 5:
[25:15] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[25:15] So they'll play movies, they'll play like Harry Potter.
Speaker 5:
[25:18] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[25:18] And as the movie goes on, they will serve the foods that are happening in the movie. So like, there'll be like nine dishes. So like, the second Harry gets on the train, they serve the chocolate frogs or whatever, all the snacks he's eating. And then when he's at dinner, they have the rotisserie chicken come out.
Speaker 5:
[25:38] I don't like that.
Speaker 4:
[25:39] No, it's really credible.
Speaker 5:
[25:40] I don't even like eye pick. I hate when they come over during the movie and they're like, can I take this away? Yeah, I'm watching the movie. I can't see the food. I don't like that.
Speaker 4:
[25:48] You know what? I pick shut down.
Speaker 5:
[25:49] I heard.
Speaker 4:
[25:50] Fucking bullshit.
Speaker 5:
[25:51] Yeah, that was your thing.
Speaker 4:
[25:52] One of the nicest theaters.
Speaker 5:
[25:54] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[25:54] Such a blast. Most expensive movie experience. I could probably ever imagine. I would take me and my roommates there.
Speaker 5:
[26:01] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[26:02] Tickets would be about 200 bucks for all of us. And then I'd pay for everyone's dinner. And it'd be another $300. So it'd be like $500 a movie, which is fucking insane. That's insane. I think that's why I went out of business.
Speaker 5:
[26:14] You're like a dad.
Speaker 4:
[26:15] Do you understand how insane that is? $500?
Speaker 5:
[26:19] Yeah. Oh, I know. I used to take my kids to stuff like that.
Speaker 4:
[26:21] I used to pay $4.25 to go to the movie. And I would see three movies that day because $4.25 was outrageous. I was like, I need to get my money's worth here. I'm not just gonna fucking see one movie for $4.25.
Speaker 5:
[26:34] Do you imagine?
Speaker 4:
[26:35] So it's insane.
Speaker 5:
[26:36] Yeah. Well, that's why they went out of business.
Speaker 2:
[26:38] Who's the director that you know what you could do? You could go buy your own like little movie theater and create your own experience.
Speaker 4:
[26:43] I love when you tell me to go buy things Who's the once upon a time in Hollywood director?
Speaker 5:
[26:47] Tarantino.
Speaker 2:
[26:48] Oh, Tarantino. Okay, yeah. He owns the what?
Speaker 4:
[26:51] It's just funny because Natalie, Jason brought that up, but you literally left to go snack.
Speaker 2:
[26:57] Oh, the theater?
Speaker 4:
[26:57] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[26:58] But I want to hear it anyway.
Speaker 2:
[27:00] Well, I went to the theater.
Speaker 5:
[27:01] Yeah, what'd you see?
Speaker 2:
[27:02] I saw Fantasia.
Speaker 4:
[27:03] Oh, great.
Speaker 2:
[27:04] Which I haven't seen since I was a kid.
Speaker 5:
[27:04] That's kind of what Dave's talking about.
Speaker 4:
[27:05] That's kind of cool.
Speaker 5:
[27:06] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[27:06] It was so cool. They play like good movies.
Speaker 4:
[27:08] What do you mean he was so cool? Quentin Tarantino was there?
Speaker 2:
[27:11] He said it was so cool.
Speaker 4:
[27:13] He said he.
Speaker 2:
[27:14] Maybe I did.
Speaker 4:
[27:14] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[27:17] How was the popcorn?
Speaker 2:
[27:19] The food there's not good, but there's an amazing little Middle Eastern restaurant next door and we just ordered from them and brought the shawarma in and ate it.
Speaker 5:
[27:28] Natalie.
Speaker 2:
[27:29] Good move.
Speaker 4:
[27:30] I'm surprised that theaters haven't found collaborations with big restaurants.
Speaker 2:
[27:34] I don't understand it at all.
Speaker 4:
[27:38] Why is McDonald's not serving buckets of chicken nuggets at the AMC's?
Speaker 5:
[27:41] That's a good idea.
Speaker 2:
[27:41] Or a Dobrik's pizza. Why are we not serving a Dobrik's pizza slice?
Speaker 4:
[27:45] I don't want to eat pizza when I'm watching a movie.
Speaker 2:
[27:47] Really?
Speaker 5:
[27:48] Other people would.
Speaker 4:
[27:50] Okay. You're right. You're right. Actually, I take that back. I would eat pizza.
Speaker 5:
[27:53] I had pizza at I-Pic.
Speaker 4:
[27:55] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[27:55] It's pretty good.
Speaker 4:
[27:56] It's not messy. Sorry. I'm thinking more of places where you're just sitting upright, no table. But yeah, I think McDonald's should be there. Bucket of fries, bucket of nuggets.
Speaker 5:
[28:06] Yeah, that is interesting. They don't have that.
Speaker 4:
[28:07] I don't know why.
Speaker 5:
[28:08] It should be like a food court when you go to the movies.
Speaker 4:
[28:10] Yes, exactly. The best thing to sneak into a movie is a subway footlong or a Chipotle burrito.
Speaker 5:
[28:17] Oh, I know why.
Speaker 4:
[28:17] Why?
Speaker 5:
[28:18] Because they want to control all the money, the concessions. That's why.
Speaker 2:
[28:22] Yeah, but just come up with better. If you want to own the food, you can own the food, but just-
Speaker 5:
[28:26] Come up with better shit?
Speaker 2:
[28:27] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[28:28] There's one here, local, the Landmark. They have their own food. It's good. You can have full dinner there. Naveen and I came up with a new thing, which is Five O'Clock movie. Do you guys think that's crazy?
Speaker 4:
[28:37] What do you mean Five O'Clock movie?
Speaker 5:
[28:39] We went and saw Busboys and we were like, let's go to the- she's like, you want to go to the Five? And I'm like, I guess that's a weird time. Then we went and I was like, we got out at 7, 7.30 and then we can go have dinner. Because when you go to a 7, you got to eat before.
Speaker 2:
[28:54] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[28:54] Because then you get out at 9.30, that's too late to eat. You know what I mean? You can't go to a restaurant at 9.30. You're looking at me like I have five heads.
Speaker 4:
[29:01] No, I'm looking at you because I'm really trying to think, would I rather see a movie first or would I go...
Speaker 5:
[29:06] Well, you're a 10, 30 movie, guys, so maybe this question isn't great for you.
Speaker 4:
[29:09] No, no, no. I'm also like when Avengers comes out and I can't find seats, like I'm going to see it at noon. You know, like I have...
Speaker 5:
[29:16] Noon is tough. Because then, yeah, you're out at 2.30 and you're like, well, I guess I got to make something of the day.
Speaker 4:
[29:22] That is true. It's a very unemployed thing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[29:24] But five is nice.
Speaker 4:
[29:26] No, no. I fuck with five. I also really heavily fuck with midnight showings. I love...
Speaker 5:
[29:31] Oh, you like that?
Speaker 4:
[29:32] I love driving to the theater.
Speaker 5:
[29:34] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[29:35] I guess this is my 1030 point, but like when everything is closed, like especially Universal, parking becomes free. It's not even the free element. It's just the gates are open. There's nobody there. You just kind of drive in and the streets are finally like traffic free. It's just you and your friends. Maybe you stop by the weed store, pick up some weed, like get really hot. It's so funny. We were driving. Last movie we went to, we were picking up weed and we saw Billie Eilish on Ventura and Coldwater. That's so funny. No way.
Speaker 5:
[30:05] Just by herself?
Speaker 2:
[30:06] No, with her friends.
Speaker 4:
[30:07] No, with her friends, by herself.
Speaker 5:
[30:10] I don't know. Maybe she's walking around writing in her notepad or something. If I was an artist, that's what I would do.
Speaker 4:
[30:15] Writing a song about Ventura and Laurel.
Speaker 5:
[30:16] I'm taking piano lessons.
Speaker 4:
[30:18] Someone said, speaking of Billie Eilish, someone said-
Speaker 5:
[30:20] Skip right over it. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[30:21] Piano lessons?
Speaker 5:
[30:22] No, go ahead.
Speaker 4:
[30:23] Yeah, let's skip over it.
Speaker 5:
[30:24] I actually haven't taken them yet.
Speaker 2:
[30:27] So we're both at fault.
Speaker 4:
[30:29] Someone that I watched Phineas do an interview the other day. He was talking about how someone was like, Phineas doesn't get enough credit.
Speaker 5:
[30:37] Yeah. That's what my mom says all the time.
Speaker 4:
[30:39] Really?
Speaker 5:
[30:40] Yeah. Oh my God. My mom goes off.
Speaker 4:
[30:41] Then Phineas is like, I actually feel like I got a lot of credit.
Speaker 5:
[30:43] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[30:44] Which is interesting. Yeah. I don't know. I thought it was interesting. I really like Phineas.
Speaker 5:
[30:51] Oh, I love him.
Speaker 4:
[30:52] I think he has a really good perspective and outlook.
Speaker 5:
[30:55] He came and did my podcast and he roasted me and it was so fucking funny.
Speaker 4:
[30:58] Wait, what did he say?
Speaker 5:
[30:59] He was like, I just remember you on Vine and it was really funny. It's like I was watching all these kids that were my age and then all of a sudden, you'd pop in and I'd be like, who's this older guy with all these kids?
Speaker 4:
[31:18] That's really funny.
Speaker 5:
[31:19] He's really funny. My mom will go off on Phineas and Billie Eilish. She'll be like, people don't understand.
Speaker 1:
[31:28] He's the brains.
Speaker 5:
[31:30] She wouldn't be able to do it without him. I'd be like, and then I'll go, mom.
Speaker 4:
[31:35] I think that's a real negative way of looking at it.
Speaker 5:
[31:37] No, I agree.
Speaker 4:
[31:37] They're both very well aware of what they are.
Speaker 5:
[31:39] No, no, no. Then I would defend Billie Eilish. I'll be like, mom, no, she has the voice of a generation. I'm like, you don't understand her. No one has a voice like that. She'd be like, nah, it's all Phineas. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4:
[31:52] You can't pin those two people against each other.
Speaker 5:
[31:54] They're also brother and sister. So imagine if I had a duo with my sister, I would.
Speaker 4:
[31:59] You don't care.
Speaker 5:
[32:00] You don't care. You'd be like, oh, my God, my sister's fucking amazing. Like, let my sister have all the credit.
Speaker 4:
[32:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think I really like Phineas's position because he can kind of tap into be like, do I want to be famous today? I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can kind of like choose, am I going to play my famous card today and be on stage and do the whole Grammy thing? Like, or am I going to let my sister do it? I think he's got a really interesting spot.
Speaker 5:
[32:24] I think the cool part of his job is he could just work with anybody.
Speaker 4:
[32:28] Yeah. Call people up. And then he does his own music that he's-
Speaker 5:
[32:30] Oh, when Bond called them?
Speaker 4:
[32:32] Huh?
Speaker 5:
[32:32] When Bond called them to like make a song?
Speaker 4:
[32:35] Oh, yeah. That's wild.
Speaker 5:
[32:36] That's insane. That's cool.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 5:
[32:54] Hey, I wanted to relate to something that you said when you were going to the movies at 12. I have the same thing when I get up to run and go to the beach.
Speaker 4:
[33:02] Oh, I've also stopped masturbating. I gotta talk about that too.
Speaker 5:
[33:04] Okay, we'll get to that. But if I get-
Speaker 4:
[33:06] Please, please, just make sure you remind me.
Speaker 5:
[33:08] Okay, I'll make a note. David's, okay, David's cock, got it. This will be quick. If I go running at the beach on Saturday morning, it's my favorite thing to do. But if I leave at like 830, it's not as fun as if I leave at 7.
Speaker 4:
[33:22] In the morning?
Speaker 5:
[33:23] Yeah, when there's no one on the road.
Speaker 4:
[33:25] Oh yeah, that changes the experience completely.
Speaker 5:
[33:28] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[33:28] No one on the road here is very, very, very-
Speaker 5:
[33:31] Get my coffee, no one's out. Then I'm on the beach, no one's there. Then the run's done and the traffic started. I'm like, my run's already done.
Speaker 4:
[33:38] John made a good point the other day. I was talking to John. We met somebody at like paddle. Yeah. Taylor was like, what do they do for a living? John goes, they live in LA. And Taylor's like, what? What does that mean? He's like, I mean, it's basically a job. They live in LA. I thought it was really funny because it's like very, it's very accurate to like what LA is. Like where the fuck is everybody making their money from? Yeah. When are people working? How are people at our random times? Like what's going on? What is going on here? Do you understand? Because I don't understand.
Speaker 5:
[34:12] That's like when I see young kids at Erwan. I'm like, how the fuck are you paying for this?
Speaker 4:
[34:17] Right. What are you doing?
Speaker 5:
[34:18] There's no way you're all rich.
Speaker 4:
[34:20] Right. Do you ever go up to the kids and be like, which one of you is the poorest? Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[34:24] And then the police come, which one of you is the poorest?
Speaker 4:
[34:30] Start pointing out. It's got to be you.
Speaker 5:
[34:32] You want to jump in my TikTok real quick? It's called, who's the poorest?
Speaker 4:
[34:35] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[34:35] You're masturbating. Go. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:
[34:37] I want to talk about this because this is interesting. Because like, do you think it's that everyone has, makes money like doing freelance and they work whenever? Or do you think LA just has that illusion because every year or two, there's like new transfers that come in, that take a stab at LA, and to take a stab at LA means you're not working for a long time.
Speaker 5:
[35:00] Right.
Speaker 4:
[35:01] So I wonder if that's what it is.
Speaker 5:
[35:04] I'd say 40 percent of it is that.
Speaker 4:
[35:05] Yeah, because if you're coming to pursue the Los Angeles show and want to be an actor, musician or whatever, it probably means you saved up just enough to try to make it here for a year or two.
Speaker 5:
[35:16] Right.
Speaker 4:
[35:16] You're really focused on your craft and you're not working a job here because you're all in on your craft. I think that happens a lot. I think that's what the city is. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[35:23] It's also porn. What? It's just like a lot of OnlyFans.
Speaker 4:
[35:27] Transition to my masturbating thing, but what?
Speaker 5:
[35:29] I am transitioning. I was at Runyon this morning. I went hiking and I started talking to this guy. He's in a really nice car. He's fucking 22 years old. He starts talking to me. I'm like, what's up, man? Good guy. So what do you do? He goes, OnlyFans management. Like, oh.
Speaker 4:
[35:43] Oh, wow.
Speaker 5:
[35:44] Got it. Got it.
Speaker 4:
[35:46] Yeah. I mean, that's not all of LA. You can't just pick. It's also porn.
Speaker 5:
[35:50] I mean, let's not even call it porn. Let's call it what it is. It's OnlyFans.
Speaker 4:
[35:54] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[35:55] You know what I mean? OnlyFans doesn't mean porn. So I shouldn't have said porn. But I have a friend. He's really funny and he just got a job. Making skits for OnlyFans girls, making comedy skits, not porn, but just little skits that they can put on their Instagram. He gets paid like a thousand bucks a day.
Speaker 4:
[36:15] Really? Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[36:16] Because they have that much money to like, yeah, I'll pay you $5,000 a week to make me look funny on Instagram, and come up with some funny skits because it goes right to their OnlyFans.
Speaker 4:
[36:26] That's crazy. I was watching Sophie Rain's TikTok. How much he spent going to Coachella? $155,000 or something?
Speaker 5:
[36:32] Whoa.
Speaker 4:
[36:33] She's kind of a steal.
Speaker 2:
[36:35] Honestly, everyone was freaking out about all these prices and things that she had spent her money on.
Speaker 5:
[36:39] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[36:40] I was looking at it because I obviously have handled booking the charters and the planes and all the things in the villas. Everything she said was pretty inexpensive.
Speaker 4:
[36:50] She flew 18 of her friends out or whatever.
Speaker 5:
[36:53] Oh.
Speaker 4:
[36:53] She got everyone artist passes.
Speaker 5:
[36:56] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[36:56] She took care of a lot of human beings. I know it's a ridiculous amount, but Sophie Rainn I guess is a really good planner. She's-
Speaker 2:
[37:05] She said she got a round trip, a private flight for her and all of her friends for $37,000 from Florida.
Speaker 4:
[37:12] Oh, that's insane.
Speaker 2:
[37:13] That's insane.
Speaker 4:
[37:14] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[37:14] Maybe she did a couple of posts.
Speaker 4:
[37:15] Dude, the private jets here going to Palm Springs, one way was like over 20 grand.
Speaker 2:
[37:23] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[37:23] One way for a 20-minute flight, maybe 15-minute flight. I don't even- You're in the sky for 15, 18 minutes. Yeah. It was $20,000. That's crazy. That's a round trip to Vegas on a regular time.
Speaker 2:
[37:38] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[37:38] They just jack it up because it's Coachella.
Speaker 2:
[37:40] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[37:40] Yeah. Everybody's landing there.
Speaker 5:
[37:41] Did you hear everyone was puking at Coachella because they were all on Reta Truetide?
Speaker 4:
[37:45] What's up with you and these Triceratops and Triceratide?
Speaker 5:
[37:47] I love Triceratops. Me and Evine are taking Triceratops.
Speaker 4:
[37:50] What's Reta Truetide?
Speaker 5:
[37:51] It's like a weight loss drug.
Speaker 4:
[37:52] What do you mean everyone's puking?
Speaker 5:
[37:54] I don't know. We just saw a report about it.
Speaker 4:
[37:56] The thing I did see is...
Speaker 5:
[37:57] Because you can't drink on it. Oh. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[38:00] The thing I did see is people at Justin Bieber's set, like they're little mountains of shit on the floor. Did you see that?
Speaker 5:
[38:05] No. What?
Speaker 4:
[38:07] No. Well, I mean, I feel like this isn't just Justin Bieber's set. This is any big artist's set. Sure. A lot of people will, one, try to claim their spot.
Speaker 5:
[38:15] It's not Justin Bieber fans. Let's be nice to Justin Bieber.
Speaker 4:
[38:20] What the, man?
Speaker 5:
[38:20] Believers don't do that.
Speaker 2:
[38:22] People were waiting out there for so long.
Speaker 5:
[38:24] Wait, go back. People are holding their spot, so they just decide to shit?
Speaker 4:
[38:30] Did I say piles of shit? Because there's just one pile of shit.
Speaker 5:
[38:33] Oh, someone took a dump out there.
Speaker 4:
[38:34] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[38:35] Oh, that could have been anything.
Speaker 2:
[38:36] What?
Speaker 4:
[38:37] I mean, it's a human.
Speaker 5:
[38:38] I mean, that could have just been somebody on drugs.
Speaker 4:
[38:41] Still human.
Speaker 5:
[38:42] Yeah, but it's not like everyone's just pooping out there holding their spot.
Speaker 4:
[38:46] How many people on average do you think are watching Justin Bieber? And are peeing themselves? Natalie, did you? Deadass, did you? Have you ever peed yourself during a set?
Speaker 2:
[38:57] Namely, are we not a peed myself during Justin Bieber's set?
Speaker 4:
[39:00] Deadass?
Speaker 2:
[39:01] Perhaps.
Speaker 4:
[39:02] Natalie.
Speaker 5:
[39:03] You peed a little?
Speaker 4:
[39:04] Are you with me? Deadass?
Speaker 5:
[39:07] Did you know when the Beatles played, it used to smell like piss?
Speaker 4:
[39:09] Hey, hey, Jay.
Speaker 5:
[39:11] Sorry.
Speaker 4:
[39:11] How are we glazing over there?
Speaker 5:
[39:12] She's fucking with you.
Speaker 4:
[39:13] No, she's not.
Speaker 2:
[39:14] No, I'm not. I like fully peed myself.
Speaker 5:
[39:16] No, you didn't. You're fucking with us.
Speaker 4:
[39:17] I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 2:
[39:19] Deadass. Deadass. Whoa.
Speaker 4:
[39:21] What the?
Speaker 5:
[39:22] So what'd you do?
Speaker 4:
[39:23] Wait, whoa. Why are you still being so casual about it?
Speaker 5:
[39:25] I'm not casual. I'm going in for the info.
Speaker 2:
[39:26] I don't know if I want to admit this. So we got to his set, like two hours, like we waited for two hours there, because we had like really good, whatever, during, in the artist section there. We were really close, it was amazing. And then like an hour in.
Speaker 4:
[40:08] Hang on, don't judge, sorry.
Speaker 2:
[40:10] An hour in, Zayn starts freaking out that he has to go to the bathrooms. I wasn't alone in this, by the way. Like multiple of us beat ourselves. Okay. Because, stop looking at me like that.
Speaker 4:
[40:24] Is this fucking real?
Speaker 2:
[40:26] Yes, I thought I texted you and I told you that. In confidence.
Speaker 4:
[40:31] Are you fucking with me?
Speaker 5:
[40:32] In confidence? You told the wrong guy. Actually, you told the right guy.
Speaker 2:
[40:38] I'm trying to like, how do I frame this word? It's not like totally disgusting.
Speaker 4:
[40:41] Wait, did you pee yourself or did you pee on the floor?
Speaker 2:
[40:45] Okay, so we're all standing there, right?
Speaker 4:
[40:46] Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:
[40:47] We're there for two hours ahead of time. An hour into us waiting there. Zayn's freaking out. He has to go to the bathroom. We're like, we can't leave now. Now it's like starting to get like sardine packed. People are like spreading their arms, trying to get their, clean their space. And we're like, Zayn, we're not fucking leaving. And if you walk out of here, we will never see you again. There's so many fucking people.
Speaker 5:
[41:04] I hate Coachella for that reason.
Speaker 2:
[41:07] And so Zayn's like, okay, I can hold it, I can hold it. And then all of a sudden I start being like, oh my God, I'm going to, I'm going to pee myself. And I'm on this like medication that makes you pee a little bit like more frequently.
Speaker 5:
[41:18] Sure.
Speaker 2:
[41:19] And so I didn't realize that I don't like I'm always near a bathroom. So I've never been in a situation where I'm stranded without a bathroom. And I'm like freaking out. Usually I'm really good at holding it. Like I can hold my pee forever. I could not hold it. And I'm freaking out. I'm holding the vlog camera because you're like, you have to get the Justin Bieber baby moment or whatever. So I'm like, I can't fucking leave. Like this is the Coachella moment being a Justin Bieber set. And if I leave, they were, they closed down the entire section. You couldn't even get back into Justin Bieber if you wanted to. So I am standing there, I'm freaking out. I'm holding the, I throw the vlog camera at my sister. I'm like, you've got to take this. I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee, I gotta go pee. And these two random girls next to me are like, bitch, you're not fucking leaving. You sit on the floor and you pee right now. Like, are you insane? These girls do not know anything. They don't know who I am. They just hear me like whispering to my sister about how I gotta pee. And they're like, nobody gives a fuck. Just like squat and pee. Little do they know, I had already let half of it out. And because I had to go, I was, I was full on panic attack mode in the crowd of people couldn't get out. I was just like, I gotta go.
Speaker 5:
[42:23] I gotta go.
Speaker 2:
[42:24] And it just, I just went.
Speaker 4:
[42:26] I'm speechless.
Speaker 5:
[42:28] Did you have on pants?
Speaker 2:
[42:30] Yep.
Speaker 5:
[42:31] Oh, you had long pants on?
Speaker 2:
[42:32] No, no, I had, I had like little tiny like booty shorts on.
Speaker 4:
[42:35] So you peed down your leg?
Speaker 2:
[42:37] I like spread my legs and I got a little closer to the floor and I just went.
Speaker 4:
[42:43] But what was the first half? Like down your leg?
Speaker 5:
[42:45] Should have put that in the vlog.
Speaker 4:
[42:47] That's crazy.
Speaker 5:
[42:48] Well, let's give Natalie props for trying to do something for the vlog. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4:
[42:52] That's so funny. I wish you vlogged that.
Speaker 2:
[42:55] Obviously I would never want to vlog that. I can't believe I haven't been speaking about it right now.
Speaker 4:
[42:59] That is the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2:
[43:04] I did a little bit, a little tinky-winky, and then I was like, okay, woof.
Speaker 4:
[43:10] I was like, oh shit, I got a shit now too.
Speaker 5:
[43:13] That's the person who shit.
Speaker 2:
[43:15] No, and then it was me.
Speaker 5:
[43:19] So I figured while I'm there, I mean, I don't want to have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 4:
[43:22] It was like a dump.
Speaker 5:
[43:23] The girls told me, bitch, who cares?
Speaker 2:
[43:27] I was nervous that it was going to like, someone would feel it or see it, but everybody was so intent on it. Because Justin was already on and performing it when I went.
Speaker 4:
[43:35] I mean, Justin Bieber, you are the pop star of our generation. This is crazy.
Speaker 2:
[43:41] Crazy.
Speaker 4:
[43:42] Justin, there's a likely chance that 100% of people at the event pissed themselves for you.
Speaker 5:
[43:49] You could say that if he wants to see how great he is. Do people piss themselves at your show?
Speaker 4:
[43:53] That's insane.
Speaker 2:
[43:55] And so, we both like peed ourselves a little bit. And then we held it and we thought we were good. But then halfway through, we're like, we got to get out of here. We have to go. So we like, we're running, like put, like we're getting out of there running past people to the bathrooms. The line for the-
Speaker 4:
[44:10] Like leaking like a sprinkler?
Speaker 2:
[44:11] No, no, no, I'm not leaking or anything. I'm holding it. And I'm like physically holding it. Like it's about to come out at any second. And I get to the bathroom line, I think because it's the middle of Justin Bieber's style, the bathrooms are not going to be that full. Fuck no, lines are the longest they've been all fucking weekend. Can't hold it, can't wait. Taylor's waiting with me now in the line. And I said, Taylor, you wait right here. And I just sprinted away. She didn't even, I didn't even let her get a word in of where I was going or what I was doing. And I went to the very corner and I sat and I just peed. Again. And there was like people walking around, like didn't know I was peeing. Because I was wearing like this dress sort of thing that was like around me. So like you couldn't really tell what I was doing.
Speaker 4:
[44:56] You had like this beautiful flowy dress on. Look how pretty she looks like a princess sitting there. No, 100%. You can close to her and just.
Speaker 2:
[45:03] I'm like texting on my. I tried to be so inconspicuous.
Speaker 4:
[45:08] You were texting and peeing. I was texting.
Speaker 5:
[45:09] What corner?
Speaker 2:
[45:10] I don't want to say the corner.
Speaker 5:
[45:11] Somewhere in artists.
Speaker 2:
[45:12] Because I'm not going to specify it because I don't want people to think that I'm that disgusting because I was truly so embarrassed.
Speaker 4:
[45:19] Wow. That's pretty fucking wild.
Speaker 2:
[45:22] Then I went back to my friends who were all waiting for me. They don't know that I haven't told any of my friends that I peed at Justin yet, by the way. None of them know. They think that I waited and then I went into the Porta Potty and then I did everything like you're supposed to do it. Then I go back to them because my pants are soaked. I was like, you guys, we have to leave right now. I have to go change until we got into the car. We went home and I changed and I showered.
Speaker 5:
[45:43] Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[45:44] Then I went to the after party.
Speaker 5:
[45:46] I pissed myself there.
Speaker 4:
[45:48] So funny. Then she ran to Justin casually at an after party. Playing it cool when she just pissed herself at a set. That's amazing.
Speaker 5:
[45:59] I thought you pissed yourself because you just love Justin so much. No.
Speaker 2:
[46:02] Obviously, I must love him to some extent because I beat myself regardless.
Speaker 5:
[46:06] Hey, he played your clip at the show.
Speaker 4:
[46:09] No, he didn't.
Speaker 5:
[46:10] I thought he did. I saw a clip of it.
Speaker 2:
[46:11] Oh my God.
Speaker 5:
[46:12] Was that AI or something?
Speaker 2:
[46:13] Yes. That guy that posted that is the guy in the clip. He is one of the kids we surprised in the CLA. Oh, sorry. So many people. David's own publicist was like, Oh my God, David, this is crazy.
Speaker 5:
[46:26] I thought it was real.
Speaker 4:
[46:28] It's really funny. I was watching it. I was watching the first week.
Speaker 5:
[46:31] It makes sense that he was playing clips from YouTube.
Speaker 4:
[46:33] No, I was watching his performance here at the house with Julián John. Yeah. He went on and he played his songs. He was going back to his old songs. I made a joke. I was like, imagine he puts on the video that I made with him, which is just like a joke. Then he started putting on memes. I was like, I think my chances just shot up to about 25 percent. Yes. I was like, there's a fucking good chance here. Yeah. But he didn't. I thought it was really funny. Then I AI'd a picture that he played it. He did. Yeah. I sent it to one of our friends that lives overseas. She was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1:
[47:13] When did this happen?
Speaker 4:
[47:15] And I was like, it's just a joke. But wow. Okay. Now, I learned a lot about you. I think I have to go shower.
Speaker 2:
[47:22] No way. Me too.
Speaker 4:
[47:23] But thank you guys for listening to the pod. Thank you, Jason Nash for joining us.
Speaker 2:
[47:26] Thanks, Natalie.
Speaker 4:
[47:26] Thank you for peeing. Coachella campsite. Please clean that place up before stagecoach. Bye, guys.
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