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Speaker 1:
[00:37] Class is now in session.
Speaker 2:
[00:44] Hey, good morning, everybody.
Speaker 3:
[00:46] Good morning.
Speaker 2:
[00:48] Today, it's a pre-Friday, it's a Thursday. It's April the 23rd, 2026. My name is Woody, that is Greg Gory.
Speaker 3:
[00:55] Hoi-Wan.
Speaker 2:
[00:56] We got Menace.
Speaker 3:
[00:57] Hi.
Speaker 2:
[00:57] Gina Grant.
Speaker 1:
[00:58] Hello.
Speaker 2:
[00:58] Seabass is here.
Speaker 1:
[00:59] Yeah, boy.
Speaker 2:
[01:00] We've got Sammy.
Speaker 1:
[01:01] Hey.
Speaker 2:
[01:02] I see Dumbass Tyler. Vaughn, our video producer, is here. We got Bort, we got Mengie. Morgan is out.
Speaker 4:
[01:09] Yeah, we miss her.
Speaker 2:
[01:11] She's got her fight happening this weekend.
Speaker 4:
[01:13] Yup.
Speaker 2:
[01:13] At Harrah's.
Speaker 5:
[01:14] Wonder if she's freaking out.
Speaker 2:
[01:16] Yeah, she's got to be freaking out.
Speaker 5:
[01:17] She's mellow or what? She's been freaking out for a while.
Speaker 4:
[01:19] She's been hyper focused, but I don't think she's scared.
Speaker 5:
[01:23] No, I don't mean scared about the fight.
Speaker 2:
[01:25] Not scared, but she's on it.
Speaker 4:
[01:27] Affected.
Speaker 2:
[01:28] So it was either she had her period coming up or...
Speaker 5:
[01:30] Probably.
Speaker 6:
[01:31] That's what Greg was saying.
Speaker 2:
[01:31] Or the fight.
Speaker 6:
[01:32] Being kind of raggy.
Speaker 5:
[01:33] Yeah, kind of peer-like.
Speaker 4:
[01:34] Well, hopefully not, though, because for her weigh-in for the fight. Oh, yeah, she might just load it.
Speaker 7:
[01:38] That's true.
Speaker 2:
[01:39] All right, well, welcome. If you want to be a part of anything today, phones are open 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text. You can send those over to 229-87. A lot of scams out there to be aware of. Super easy to get scammed, too, because even things that look like a legitimate address, to like a website, I've seen now where they'll type something in for the website. So it looks like Microsoft, but it's not the letter M.
Speaker 4:
[02:07] Oh, yes.
Speaker 2:
[02:07] It's an undercase R.
Speaker 4:
[02:09] It's two R.
Speaker 2:
[02:10] Yeah, a lowercase R. It's next to a lowercase N.
Speaker 4:
[02:13] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[02:13] And so just at a quick glance, it looks like an M.
Speaker 4:
[02:16] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[02:16] So it looks like microsoft.com, but it's not.
Speaker 4:
[02:19] I hate those people.
Speaker 2:
[02:19] Yeah. So these are a lot of scams, the most common ones that people are falling for these days and how to avoid them. Number one is the toll booth texts.
Speaker 4:
[02:29] Oh, I get those all the time.
Speaker 5:
[02:30] Oh, I used to.
Speaker 2:
[02:31] You get that pay now link for like a mistoll on a road that you've never even been on. Yeah, just here's a simple one. Don't click on it. Just delete it.
Speaker 4:
[02:37] Yeah. Yeah. Don't respond.
Speaker 2:
[02:39] Big time of year right now for the IRS scams. The IRS calling you, threatening legal action or jail if you don't pay the delinquent taxes. The IRS never cold cards. Gold calls you like that. So you can just hang up, block that number.
Speaker 4:
[02:52] They're not sending a sheriff to your door, as they say.
Speaker 2:
[02:54] Package delivery texts. Oh.
Speaker 5:
[02:56] Your address is obscured. Please confirm.
Speaker 2:
[02:59] Yeah. Now, if you actually ordered something, follow the tracking on the company website. Never threw a text message. Don't click on that. Yeah, but before we can release the package, we need XYZ. Don't do that. Bank account alerts, if you get a suspicious activity warning, email, text, something like that from a bank you've never dealt with. It doesn't take a genius to figure out. That's a scam. If it is your bank, pull out your wallet, take out your debit card, call the number, it's on the back of those things. Fake job offers. Man, I get so many job offers, you guys.
Speaker 4:
[03:31] I'm being wooed.
Speaker 5:
[03:32] You're being recruited, left and right.
Speaker 2:
[03:33] Yeah, scammers like to hire quickly, send you a check, and then ask you to purchase equipment to do the job more efficiently.
Speaker 4:
[03:39] Oh no.
Speaker 2:
[03:40] Then the check bounces. You've already given them money for the quote equipment. Romance scams, those are big.
Speaker 4:
[03:47] Those are so sad.
Speaker 2:
[03:48] Oh yeah, people, and then an emergency comes up and they need cash to fix everything.
Speaker 5:
[03:53] Well, the best romance scams are whether you think they're talking to a celebrity.
Speaker 4:
[03:56] Yeah, it's Brad Pitt, help me.
Speaker 5:
[03:58] They deserve it.
Speaker 4:
[03:59] It's so sad.
Speaker 2:
[04:01] Fake tech support, like a DM or an email shows up learning to do a problem with your account and then you log in to fix it. And so they'll steal your credentials and whatever else they get access to. Don't click that link. Always verify the web address before you enter any personal info. I mean, I've been on the phone with Apple support before and they go, oh, well, we can log in to your device.
Speaker 4:
[04:21] Oh, I hate when they do that.
Speaker 2:
[04:23] No, I think it's really cool and helpful. But even though I know I called Apple.
Speaker 4:
[04:27] I know.
Speaker 2:
[04:28] And I know that I'm talking to them because I called the number, the actual customer support number, and then they send all the verification stuff. They go, all right, so see this right here? They put like a little like-
Speaker 4:
[04:38] They take control of your screen.
Speaker 2:
[04:40] Yeah, they put like almost like a sticker.
Speaker 4:
[04:41] The cursor, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[04:42] It says click here and you go, okay, now click here. They put the little sticker next to it.
Speaker 4:
[04:45] What the hell? It made me so nervous. I've done it. It made me so nervous.
Speaker 2:
[04:48] We were trying to figure out something with my son's phone and we did that through Apple support. It was cool and it worked, but even though I called the place.
Speaker 4:
[04:56] You just feel like, should we be doing this?
Speaker 2:
[04:58] Social media account resets. So there are a lot of guys out there, man, masters at just duping websites to make them look legit.
Speaker 8:
[05:05] Constantly trying to get into our accounts.
Speaker 6:
[05:07] Oh, I get a lot of that too. I think I might have heard this on Rich on Tech's radio show where they'll try to hack into your bank account. You'll notice, hey, did blah, blah, blah. But then they'll spoof the bank's number and call you from that number. So like, what are you saying? You look at your phone, oh, that's the right number on the back of the card. And then you're screwed.
Speaker 2:
[05:26] Oh, that's so scary. Well, in that case, even if it is the right number, I hang up and I call them. I call them. And not by hitting the one that just came in. Right.
Speaker 8:
[05:36] They dialed in. My grandmother still has it together because she doesn't fall for that stuff. They call her constantly of like me getting hit by a car and I need money and stuff like that.
Speaker 5:
[05:46] Do they ever do the one where they tell her she won some sort of contest?
Speaker 8:
[05:50] She doesn't tell me about that. She just tells me the ones about how they call about me. But luckily, she has it together, but I don't know, dude, I think my mom's gonna fall for one of these.
Speaker 2:
[06:00] Dude, my step mom, her mother, got taken for like 10 grand. Wow. It was one of those calls and it was saying that her granddaughter had been arrested and needed to pay the bail or whatever. And so she panicked and she went and got this cash. They said, well, if you can't make it down here, we can send an officer to the house.
Speaker 4:
[06:20] Oh boy.
Speaker 2:
[06:20] And they sent somebody to the house and they picked up the cash.
Speaker 8:
[06:24] Wow.
Speaker 4:
[06:24] That's a long con.
Speaker 8:
[06:25] Yeah. So that was the local person. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[06:27] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[06:28] And then so the reason it happens is and you got to like get your information off the internet because they will find their information, because it's all public knowledge. What their address is, who their siblings are, are, you know, grandchildren.
Speaker 2:
[06:42] Your granddaughter, Dakota, they had all that.
Speaker 8:
[06:45] It's all online. Their phone numbers, their social media accounts. So get that offline. You can easily.
Speaker 4:
[06:50] Me and Woody are covered.
Speaker 8:
[06:51] And then also they have a thing that old people get. It's called the Silver Report.
Speaker 9:
[06:57] Oh, I've heard of it.
Speaker 8:
[06:58] And it keeps old people up on all, like type of scams are.
Speaker 2:
[07:02] Fake charities. It's a big one. These pop up a lot after like a natural disaster. Oh, always. So people are more likely to give and, you know, be generous about it. Only give directly to organizations that you're familiar with and that you trust. Like don't, don't trust anyone who calls you directly and asks for a credit card over the phone. No. But you got a lot of these things just seem common sense, but people in that moment, man, they get caught up. And then crypto investment scams, which to me, I just call crypto. It feels like this. Yeah. So these people, they offer, you know, massive returns if you send them crypto, but when you hit send, man, it's gone for good. That can't be undone. So, you know, you got to use your head.
Speaker 5:
[07:40] Yeah, I was just reading the other day that most of these scams, they always instill a sense of urgency. So like, we need this now before your password gets stolen.
Speaker 4:
[07:48] Yeah, before you get lies.
Speaker 5:
[07:49] If it's that sense of urgency, that's the red flag.
Speaker 2:
[07:52] The ones that I've always been the most confused, besides the, it's Tom Cruise and I want to be your boyfriend. Besides that one, the one that I always go like, man, how does anybody fall for that? Is when they tell you to go to like Walmart or Target or whatever and buy gift cards and then call them. Like, okay, so this legitimate place is willing to settle their debt with you going and buying whatever gift cards from Walmart.
Speaker 4:
[08:14] Yeah, stay on the phone with me.
Speaker 5:
[08:15] Or you're going to be arrested because you didn't go to jury duty, so get us a gift card.
Speaker 4:
[08:18] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[08:19] Hey, Seabass, are those videos, I see, I want to believe these are real. Which ones? The videos where people are messing with the India call centers. Oh yeah, some of those, that's what I hear of them. They're able to quote tap into.
Speaker 5:
[08:33] They see them, they hear them.
Speaker 2:
[08:35] Either the computers or the video.
Speaker 4:
[08:37] Like those closed circuit cameras.
Speaker 6:
[08:38] There are some people who do have. That good. Well, because what they do is they send back the scammers, essentially. They send them a link that essentially lets them do what they're doing. And in some cases, if they have like a CCTV that's tapped into their network, they can pull that up. Again, they're very few, but there are a couple. Oh, I love this. There's one Irish guy who's really good at it.
Speaker 8:
[08:57] Yeah, they're like super hackers.
Speaker 2:
[08:58] Yeah, yeah. I saw it best. Speaking of hacking, I saw there was this story. It was like one of those CBS morning news or either the, what's that? CBS Sunday morning or whatever. But they were doing this whole thing about how all these kids are getting caught up in these hacking crimes.
Speaker 8:
[09:14] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[09:15] They're doing the hacking?
Speaker 8:
[09:15] So they're getting recruited because they're like-
Speaker 2:
[09:18] Through Roblox and stuff.
Speaker 8:
[09:19] Yeah, because they're really good at video games. And then so hackers will recruit them to be part of some hacking network.
Speaker 2:
[09:25] And so this kid ended up getting a couple million bucks out of people.
Speaker 8:
[09:28] Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[09:29] Because he's just really good at it. Those are the kids you hire though. And those kids would go on to make big money working for some digital security.
Speaker 8:
[09:35] That's like Catch Me If You Can type thing.
Speaker 2:
[09:37] Exactly.
Speaker 4:
[09:38] Abignail.
Speaker 2:
[09:42] All right. Well, before we get into the birthday, this is the point of birthday, some of the entertainment stuff for you today.
Speaker 8:
[09:47] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[09:47] I did see that Top Gun, they're going to do another Top Gun. Nice. And also Top Gun is getting a 40th anniversary theatrical re-release. Oh, dude. Wait, next month. 4-0? Yeah, 40.
Speaker 4:
[10:01] So excited.
Speaker 2:
[10:03] Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4:
[10:04] That's awesome.
Speaker 2:
[10:05] Yeah, so that's happening.
Speaker 4:
[10:06] Hold up.
Speaker 2:
[10:07] Let's see. Also, there's going to be a new Ocean's movie. It's going to focus on Danny Ocean's parents. Bradley Cooper is the one that's behind this one.
Speaker 4:
[10:19] Ocean's 9?
Speaker 2:
[10:20] He's going to direct the film. It's a prequel. With Margot Robbie. And it's going to serve as a prequel to Ocean's 11, set 1962.
Speaker 6:
[10:31] So like from the first movie.
Speaker 2:
[10:33] So being his parents, Danny Ocean learned his craft from his parents, played by Cooper and Margot Robbie. Let's see. The new Ocean's feature will see that couple at their prime, attempting to pull off an epic heist at the Monaco Grand Prix. We'll watch it. Uh-huh.
Speaker 8:
[10:51] I'm going to watch the hell out of it.
Speaker 2:
[10:53] Yeah. The good news is that there's more Deadpool coming. The bad news is that it most likely won't be happening in a fourth standalone Deadpool film. Ryan Reynolds says that there's some stuff written, but isn't think it's ever going to center around the character Deadpool again. He said instead, Merc with the mouth will appear as a supporting character in the upcoming Marvel stories because he's great in a group. So that's according to Variety.
Speaker 4:
[11:19] A little cameo.
Speaker 2:
[11:21] Joe Buck's going to host a Jeopardy spinoff called ESPN Jeopardy. That's going to be on Disney Plus and Hulu. I guess he was up for that role to be the host of Jeopardy. Remember where they were doing all those auditions?
Speaker 4:
[11:32] Auditioning a ton of people.
Speaker 6:
[11:32] They're just like, we can't have smarmy douches on here.
Speaker 2:
[11:35] Oh damn.
Speaker 4:
[11:36] That was a nice guy.
Speaker 2:
[11:37] A Sidney Sweeney cameo was cut from The Devil Wears Prada 2 because it didn't work structurally.
Speaker 6:
[11:43] Oh no. They're so precious about that.
Speaker 2:
[11:46] I threw that in because Seabass gets real creepy anytime Sidney Sweeney's name comes up.
Speaker 6:
[11:50] Yes, it's so creepy to acknowledge a girl or a young woman, I should say, for being sexual when she's intentionally being sexual.
Speaker 2:
[11:57] I know, but it's like when... Remember when Menace said about the chick from Lori Loughlin?
Speaker 5:
[12:02] Lori Loughlin from Full House. How hot she is and how much she loves her.
Speaker 2:
[12:05] For whatever reason, it just sounded the way he said it.
Speaker 6:
[12:07] Well, Menace is not a sexual being and I'm hypersexual.
Speaker 2:
[12:10] Oh, is that what it is?
Speaker 6:
[12:12] Yeah, that's why it was weird.
Speaker 5:
[12:13] It's all about sex.
Speaker 2:
[12:14] And I thought this was fun because I get little Wayne had posted something about, he goes, it's super humbling when things like Coachella and things like that happen, you don't get invited to the Grammys, you don't get invited to those things.
Speaker 8:
[12:25] He was talking about the Super Bowl initially and then...
Speaker 2:
[12:27] And then Fred Durst responded and said, hey man, we should start our own thing for all the people who are not invited to things like Coachella. And they're going, like that I would go to. I'm a never-Cella guy, I'm a no-Cella guy. I would go to whatever that is.
Speaker 6:
[12:41] So did you go to the last Limp Bizkit Tour? He called it Loserville because he invited Cory Feldman, who we aren't allowed legally to have on this show.
Speaker 2:
[12:49] That's right.
Speaker 6:
[12:50] I had Durst invite him on a tour called Loserville. And by the way, because he intentionally was making fun of Cory Feldman by having him open for him.
Speaker 2:
[12:58] Did you see the latest Cory Feldman thing with Alien and Farm?
Speaker 6:
[13:02] No, I sure did.
Speaker 2:
[13:03] Alien and Farm did a show and they were doing Smooth Criminal and out comes Cory Feldman dressed in the Michael Jackson. Smooth Criminal and he's doing the, of course, he's doing the Michael Jackson dance move.
Speaker 4:
[13:14] Yeah, I thought that was from Alien.
Speaker 8:
[13:15] All right, well, I never have FOMO, but that I do have FOMO for.
Speaker 6:
[13:19] I know a guy that went to this. This was the Rainbow Bar and Grill, which is famous for back in the 80s, had a bunch of rock stars and they had their 54th anniversary concert.
Speaker 2:
[13:27] Because this was an outside thing though.
Speaker 6:
[13:29] Right, they opened up the back parking lot and made them do a mini venue.
Speaker 8:
[13:32] No way.
Speaker 2:
[13:33] Gotcha.
Speaker 5:
[13:33] No way.
Speaker 6:
[13:34] I know a guy that was there.
Speaker 2:
[13:35] All right, speaking of MJ. Greg, you had something to like. My wife and my-
Speaker 5:
[13:43] Your wife is going this weekend.
Speaker 2:
[13:44] My kids are so pumped up about this MJ movie.
Speaker 4:
[13:47] Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:
[13:48] Michael.
Speaker 4:
[13:48] Jafar Jackson.
Speaker 2:
[13:49] My son was really upset because he said that the critics are just killing this thing because they cut out all the stuff about-
Speaker 4:
[13:57] The controversy.
Speaker 2:
[13:58] The allegations.
Speaker 5:
[13:59] Because they say it's about his rise, not that.
Speaker 6:
[14:02] I don't think that's why they're critical of it. They're critical of it because it's just a boring like slobfest, right?
Speaker 5:
[14:08] Probably.
Speaker 9:
[14:08] But it's supposed to be-
Speaker 2:
[14:10] I mean, for people I know that have seen it, like audience score kind of stuff, they said it's really good.
Speaker 10:
[14:14] All right.
Speaker 2:
[14:16] And they liked it.
Speaker 5:
[14:16] Because I read that it was getting really mixed reviews.
Speaker 8:
[14:19] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[14:19] I know a couple of people that went to the premiere.
Speaker 5:
[14:21] Oh, okay. And they liked it.
Speaker 8:
[14:22] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[14:23] Well, it debuted on Rotten Tomatoes with like 27%. Now it's at 34%.
Speaker 2:
[14:28] I think it's the next movie that's the target of just like the review bombing.
Speaker 8:
[14:31] Yeah, because people are desperate to have the kid allegations in there, which is weird.
Speaker 5:
[14:36] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[14:37] I want to see that part.
Speaker 6:
[14:38] But that's not-
Speaker 3:
[14:39] Hey, I want that.
Speaker 11:
[14:41] I want it so bad.
Speaker 6:
[14:42] But that's not what the bad reviews are saying. They're saying it's just boring and uninteresting.
Speaker 5:
[14:45] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[14:46] But why are they saying that?
Speaker 6:
[14:47] Because they're saying it's just a gloss fest. It's just like, oh, he was great and everything was wonderful.
Speaker 4:
[14:51] It's like a puff piece, which is not accurate about him.
Speaker 5:
[14:53] And when you see it, you're going to notice that Janet Jackson is not in it as a character. She wanted nothing to do with it.
Speaker 8:
[15:00] Oh, weird.
Speaker 5:
[15:00] Latoya Jackson is the one who revealed that Janet turned it down, saying that, I wished everybody was in the movie. She was asked and she kindly declined, and you have to respect her wishes. And then Latoya also said Jafar Jackson, that's the nephew of Michael who plays Michael, she said he was so good, she was gushing about his performance and said that you forget that you're watching Jafar, you think you're watching Michael.
Speaker 4:
[15:23] Whose kid is he, is that Tito's kid?
Speaker 5:
[15:25] One of the brothers, I don't know. So yeah, reviews are mixed, most of them though do seem bad. rogerebert.com is still a thing, and that website gave it one star.
Speaker 4:
[15:36] Oh no.
Speaker 5:
[15:37] I just said Rotten Tomatoes, it's at 34%.
Speaker 6:
[15:40] He would have known.
Speaker 4:
[15:40] It's Jermaine's kid.
Speaker 5:
[15:42] Oh, Jermaine.
Speaker 2:
[15:43] Menace, what you got?
Speaker 8:
[15:45] Well, Jacob Elordi, if you know who that is, from Big Tall Guy. Yeah, I didn't watch any of his movies, but he is in Euphoria. He's apparently making-
Speaker 2:
[15:53] Oh, with who? Who else is in Euphoria?
Speaker 8:
[15:56] Oh, Cindy Sweetie.
Speaker 2:
[15:57] Oh, there you go. See if that's another-
Speaker 6:
[15:59] It's strange that he's trying to make this a thing.
Speaker 4:
[16:02] Yeah, you're trying to make it a thing.
Speaker 8:
[16:04] I'll get to that part in a second. But he's making out with Kendall Jenner. That was the setup.
Speaker 6:
[16:10] That's what I was waiting for.
Speaker 8:
[16:11] But I did watch the first episode of Euphoria. Did you watch it?
Speaker 6:
[16:16] Season three?
Speaker 8:
[16:17] Yeah, I watched it. I enjoyed it. But the Jacob Lordi part, Sidney Sweeney part of it, I'm like, Jacob Lordi, is he a good actor?
Speaker 6:
[16:28] Or is he just tall and hot?
Speaker 4:
[16:29] Yeah, he's 6'5, an Australian.
Speaker 8:
[16:32] Right, because I'm like, oh, this is not good. These scenes are not good. And it's not just because of Sidney Sweeney. This guy, I don't think is a great actor.
Speaker 6:
[16:41] Is he just kind of a dumb dude, dumb hot guy? Yeah, I'll look at him, but don't stop talking, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 8:
[16:46] Wasn't he in that big movie Saltburn, right? Yeah, but he was going crazy for it.
Speaker 4:
[16:50] He didn't have to do much. He just had to be hot and rich.
Speaker 6:
[16:53] And he was Frankenstein's monster, which they gave a lot of lines to, which is weird.
Speaker 5:
[16:57] It was really weird. And they tried to make him hot in that.
Speaker 6:
[17:00] Yes, he was naked and shirtless.
Speaker 4:
[17:02] Hot monster?
Speaker 8:
[17:02] So you guys watched movies that he was in. Is he a good actor or not a good actor?
Speaker 6:
[17:06] It's hard to tell when he's Frankenstein.
Speaker 5:
[17:07] Not noteworthy by any means.
Speaker 4:
[17:09] He was fine. He plays a nice rich guy in Saltburn.
Speaker 6:
[17:12] When he was on SNL, every other sketch was like, hey, he's hot was the whole sketch.
Speaker 5:
[17:16] Pretty one dimensional.
Speaker 2:
[17:17] So yeah, I was thinking of a different member of the Kardashian crew. It was, I thought it was Kendall. It's not, it's Courtney Kardashian. Did you see the Travis Barker thing? Were he sucking on her toes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. Yeah, it says Travis Barker. This is now people.com. Travis Barker sucks wife Courtney Kardashian's toes in PDA post to celebrate her 47th birthday. That's cool. Happy birthday? Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 8:
[17:42] They are one of those couples that are constantly all over each other.
Speaker 5:
[17:44] So over the top.
Speaker 2:
[17:46] Gina Grav, what you got?
Speaker 4:
[17:47] Well, we got some Hulk Hogan news, which I didn't think we were going to have anymore, but we do. He revealed in his last interview that he was taking extremely high amounts of fentanyl to cope with all the pain he was in during his time with total nonstop wrestling. And that was after his divorce from Linda Hogan. So this came out in, sorry, Linda Hogan. This came out in that Netflix docu-series Hulk Hogan Real American. Give birth to Nick Hogan. And yeah, this was his final interview. He said that after the divorce, he needed money. And so he realized he wasn't in the physical shape he needed to be in. So he just kept kind of like barreling through it and was on, which I didn't know existed, high dose fentanyl patches, lozenges and tablets every single day.
Speaker 8:
[18:34] I didn't want those lozenges.
Speaker 5:
[18:35] I gotta look into that.
Speaker 4:
[18:37] Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing. Sounds good. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[18:40] How was he low on money if he had all that Gawker money? Or did that suddenly never come? Oh, that was the first question. That was like $50 million?
Speaker 4:
[18:45] I think it teamed up for that.
Speaker 8:
[18:46] She had possibly divorced them after the Gawker thing.
Speaker 6:
[18:50] Right, and it took half of that.
Speaker 2:
[18:52] Who funded his lawsuit?
Speaker 8:
[18:53] The guy allegedly from PayPal.
Speaker 2:
[18:56] Yes, okay. So is that story true about how he funded it because I guess the website Gawker had outed him for being gay?
Speaker 8:
[19:04] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:04] And so he was pissed at them and then so he then completely funded Hulk Hogan's whole thing and then took them down.
Speaker 8:
[19:11] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[19:12] That was why? That's how they paired up?
Speaker 2:
[19:14] That's the story.
Speaker 8:
[19:15] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[19:15] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[19:15] I don't think, that's why I'm asking, is that actual truth or is that just-
Speaker 6:
[19:20] Yeah, it's a great story.
Speaker 8:
[19:21] Yeah, that's always been the story.
Speaker 2:
[19:22] Yeah, I don't know if that's actually true or not, but-
Speaker 6:
[19:25] And they won, I think, rightfully so.
Speaker 2:
[19:28] All right, time for your birthdays, your porno birthday. Happy birthday to John Cena. He's the Make-A-Wish Foundation's number one wish-granter.
Speaker 6:
[19:49] And he's in that new-
Speaker 2:
[19:50] I thought that was the rock for some reason.
Speaker 4:
[19:51] I mean, I'm sure they're neck and neck on that one.
Speaker 2:
[19:54] Yeah. No neck and neck on that one.
Speaker 4:
[19:56] Yeah, no neck and no neck.
Speaker 2:
[19:57] John Cena is 49. George Lopez is 65 today. Cal Penn.
Speaker 4:
[20:02] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[20:03] Cause you know, actor and everything else from the Harold and Kumar movies. Dr. Coomter on House. But then was the White House press secretary.
Speaker 5:
[20:12] Yeah. Got into politics.
Speaker 2:
[20:14] Yeah, got into- no, he wasn't the press secretary, but he had-
Speaker 4:
[20:16] He was a speechwriter, I thought.
Speaker 2:
[20:17] Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 5:
[20:18] Something on that.
Speaker 6:
[20:19] Secretary of state, I think.
Speaker 2:
[20:20] Sure. Yeah. Vice president, something like that. Cal Penn is 49 years old. I think he's really funny. John Oliver from last week tonight. I do love him. I love his delivery. He's still funny. At 49 years old today. Let's see, you got Jemma Whalen, who is a Yara Greyjoy on Game of Thrones. You watch Game of Thrones?
Speaker 4:
[20:39] Yeah. Wait, Yara-
Speaker 12:
[20:41] Yara Greyjoy.
Speaker 4:
[20:43] If she was a Greyjoy, she definitely wasn't hot.
Speaker 5:
[20:45] She is.
Speaker 2:
[20:46] 45 years old.
Speaker 5:
[20:47] Yeah, then we don't care.
Speaker 4:
[20:48] Oh, yeah, I was right.
Speaker 2:
[20:50] Deb Patel from Slumdog Millionaire is 36. And we got a couple like, oh, birthdays. Wolfie's mom and Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife, Valerie Bertinelli.
Speaker 5:
[21:00] Valerie Bertinelli, she's my all-time favorite.
Speaker 2:
[21:03] From the show Everybody Listening Knows, One Day at a Time. 66 years old today. And Joyce DeWitt, who is Janet on Three's Company.
Speaker 4:
[21:13] Just talking about Joyce DeWitt.
Speaker 2:
[21:14] You were? How and why?
Speaker 4:
[21:16] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[21:18] Joyce DeWitt is 77 years old today. Your porno birthday is Candice Lux. And today's birthday girl, she has seen more rods than a brass, bass pro shop.
Speaker 4:
[21:29] Like it.
Speaker 2:
[21:29] 886 fine films, including Possessed by a Horny Demon, Volume 2.
Speaker 5:
[21:34] It happened.
Speaker 2:
[21:34] She was in All Sorts of Peeing. She was in Community Toilet Slave, Volume 1. And also Diaper Humiliation Therapy. I'm sensing a theme. Oh, here you go, Sammy. Cheerleader Wedgie Fight.
Speaker 10:
[21:48] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[21:49] Greg, she was in Finger Lickin Hairy Holes. And then Who Can Forget Her Unforgettable Role and Candice Can't Hold It and Wets Her Jeans.
Speaker 10:
[21:56] Oh, no.
Speaker 4:
[21:57] So she has a theme, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:
[21:59] That is Candice Lux, who is 34 years old today. And that's your partner birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that is a little Thursday look at what's happening around the world of entertainment with us here on The Woody Show. Well, today, April 23rd, it's Love Your Thighs Day.
Speaker 5:
[22:20] Okay. We'll try. Oh, go for it.
Speaker 2:
[22:22] It's harder to do when you love National Cherry Cheesecake Day. National English Muffin Day. I went to a place and this place, it was like a breakfast spot and they make homemade English muffins. Yeah. And I've bought them before from a place like that. And they're like the best English muffins I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 5:
[22:42] Really?
Speaker 4:
[22:43] I never really liked English muffins.
Speaker 5:
[22:44] They're good, but I've never had one that's better than the other.
Speaker 4:
[22:47] If you have a non-toasted one, disgusting.
Speaker 2:
[22:49] Well, I'm saying when you have these homemade joints from these like brunch spots, this place that I got these from, it's called The Grove and it's in Albuquerque. I was in Albuquerque and went to breakfast there and they sell these homemade English muffins. There's also one in Pasadena, California and it's called, is it La Meringue or something like that? Oh, Marmalade.
Speaker 5:
[23:13] Marmalade?
Speaker 2:
[23:14] Yeah, it's in Pasadena and they sell these homemade English muffins that are so good. Okay.
Speaker 5:
[23:20] Oh, Marmalade Cafe.
Speaker 2:
[23:21] Marmalade Cafe, there you go.
Speaker 8:
[23:22] All right. I go back to loving your thighs. So like, you know, when I was fatter, I definitely I had to use because, you know, you get your long walking days going to a theme park or a music festival. So there was a female product that I was using, of course, because, you know, I love those more. It was called Mega Babe. Dude, it works, man. What is it for chafing? For chafing. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[23:46] Is it a powder or like a lotion?
Speaker 8:
[23:48] It's like it looks like kind of like a like a deodorant, like a deodorant.
Speaker 2:
[23:52] Here's the question. How do you find that?
Speaker 8:
[23:55] Mega Babe? Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[23:56] Like how does Mega Babe come across your desk? On your radar?
Speaker 8:
[23:59] How did I first hear about it? I think I might have heard about it on a podcast or definitely like either podcast or a podcast or social media for sure. But yeah, they sell it in Target.
Speaker 2:
[24:13] Greg, today's National Picnic Day.
Speaker 8:
[24:15] Oh, the best.
Speaker 2:
[24:16] Man, this is World Book Day. Shout out to books. We can celebrate.
Speaker 8:
[24:19] Oh, dude, I was just thinking about this the other day and I was wondering, was it what are you talking about or somebody else? But is it the thing where it reads along for you? As you're looking at it, is it on Kindle or something like that with the books?
Speaker 2:
[24:33] Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 8:
[24:34] Were you talking about that or was it somebody else?
Speaker 2:
[24:36] I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 8:
[24:38] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[24:38] But I don't remember the details.
Speaker 8:
[24:39] Because eventually I did see something.
Speaker 2:
[24:41] Yeah, because it's kind of like remember the kids' books. Like, you'll notice time to turn the page when you hear the chimes ring. Like this.
Speaker 8:
[24:47] Yeah, because I did.
Speaker 2:
[24:48] And you know to turn the page.
Speaker 8:
[24:50] Because I swear you were talking about or somebody, but I did see a thing.
Speaker 2:
[24:53] I think we were. I don't remember the details.
Speaker 8:
[24:54] Also on social media where you just scanned the book with your phone. Yeah. And then it will do that thing.
Speaker 2:
[25:01] Read it for you. That's cool.
Speaker 8:
[25:02] Yeah, there'll be an audio version and like read along version.
Speaker 2:
[25:05] Menace today in history, it was today in 2005 that the recently created video sharing website, YouTube uploaded their first clip today in 2005. Me at the zoo. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[25:19] Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:
[25:19] Yeah. I know. Big one.
Speaker 8:
[25:21] This guy's falling now.
Speaker 2:
[25:22] The fine people over at Barilla Pasta, they have a new thing. They have teamed up with Spotify and they have these pasta themed playlists. Now, there's something to this. Okay. Each playlist is around 9 to 11 minutes long. So each song on there is for a different type of pasta.
Speaker 4:
[25:41] Oh, Lord. We're so cutesy.
Speaker 2:
[25:43] Yeah. So each playlist is supposed to be like when you when you put the pasta into the boiling water to cook, when the playlist is done, that's when the pasta is done.
Speaker 4:
[25:52] My penne.
Speaker 2:
[25:53] Yeah, right. So there's a penne playlist. There's a linguine playlist, a spaghetti, a fusilli, a carbonara pasta type playlist.
Speaker 4:
[26:01] So yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 2:
[26:03] Nine different playlists.
Speaker 4:
[26:04] So cutesy.
Speaker 5:
[26:05] You can do that if your kid wants to make pasta.
Speaker 4:
[26:06] Right.
Speaker 2:
[26:07] But it's amazing how there are so many people that don't know how to do basic ass things.
Speaker 4:
[26:11] Like cook pasta?
Speaker 13:
[26:12] Yeah, just like easier.
Speaker 2:
[26:14] You would think.
Speaker 5:
[26:14] Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2:
[26:16] You would think.
Speaker 5:
[26:16] And I do.
Speaker 2:
[26:17] Yeah. Like how to boil water.
Speaker 7:
[26:20] Right.
Speaker 2:
[26:20] I burned it. Yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 7:
[26:22] All right.
Speaker 2:
[26:23] 877-44-WOODY. Text us over to 229-87. We'll take a quick break. We got some more Woody Show for you next. Hang on.
Speaker 1:
[26:31] The Woody Show.
Speaker 3:
[26:33] We'll be right back.
Speaker 2:
[26:40] Yeah, sorry about that weird-ass version of Montes Yahu.
Speaker 8:
[26:42] I actually never heard that before.
Speaker 2:
[26:44] Me neither. That's the studio version. The one that was like the big hit was the live from Stubbs. Yeah. Performance from Austin. That was the one, yeah.
Speaker 8:
[26:54] Yeah, that was the major hit.
Speaker 2:
[26:54] I made the mistake of going to the bathroom.
Speaker 8:
[26:56] Oh, we were.
Speaker 2:
[26:57] Not paying attention to which version gets put in. Don't go to the bathroom. Between that and the edits, the dumb edits that we have around here, drives me nuts.
Speaker 8:
[27:06] Shout out to Manas Yahu, because we were just.
Speaker 2:
[27:08] Looks like Moby now, by the way.
Speaker 5:
[27:09] So bizarre.
Speaker 8:
[27:10] Yeah, we were just recently talking about, you know, being back together for 12 years, and he played one of our first events.
Speaker 5:
[27:16] That's right.
Speaker 8:
[27:17] When we got back together. At a pool party. That's right, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[27:19] Really?
Speaker 2:
[27:20] That's right. Wow. We are into another new hour. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg, Menace, Gina Grand. We got Seabass, we've got Sammy, and we got the phones open, 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987, and we'll go right to Gina Grand, who's got the trending news headlines.
Speaker 4:
[27:43] Yeah, well, the NFL Draft gets underway tonight in Pittsburgh, which marks the unofficial start of the new season. Commissioner Roger Goodell announces all 32 selections of round one, and then the selections for round two and three will be announced by current and former stars. And barring any shocking last minute trades, Las Vegas Raiders will be first on the board with the number one overall pick, and they'll probably end up taking Indiana QB and Heisman Trophy winner Fernando Mendoza. 257 players will be selected over the seven rounds, and the player, I didn't know this, the player chosen last is given the moniker.
Speaker 2:
[28:19] Mr. Irrelevant.
Speaker 4:
[28:19] Mr. Irrelevant, that's so sad.
Speaker 2:
[28:22] Which is your quarterback, Greg.
Speaker 5:
[28:24] Exactly, Purdy was Mr. Irrelevant.
Speaker 4:
[28:25] Oh my god.
Speaker 2:
[28:26] Brock Purdy got that. Yeah, but once in a while you get someone who comes up from the bottom.
Speaker 5:
[28:32] Exactly.
Speaker 2:
[28:33] Or these undrafted players who end up being pro bowlers and future Hall of Famers. Meanwhile, these people who get drafted in the first round turn out to be duds. But what sucks, man, it's like, man, if you're the number one draft pick, you know you're going into a terrible team.
Speaker 4:
[28:47] That's what I never understood. Like, that's your prize for being so great?
Speaker 14:
[28:52] Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2:
[28:53] I understand why it's set up that way, but like, that's why I would rather be like a, you know, I'd rather be like a mid-first round pick.
Speaker 8:
[29:00] I mean, at least you're going to a decent city.
Speaker 2:
[29:03] Look, you're going to the NFL.
Speaker 4:
[29:05] Yeah, you're in the, that's why even Mr. Irrelevant should be proud of himself.
Speaker 8:
[29:10] Did you know this player? He just died the other day, Robin Martin. He was a big Raiders player, two-time Super Bowl champion, but he has the record for the most interceptions in a Super Bowl, which is three. It was crazy. He just passed away on Monday. No, I never heard of him.
Speaker 4:
[29:26] Yeah. Well, two people are dead and 30 others have been injured after a leak at a chemical plant in West Virginia. Workers were trying to shut down part of the facility when a chemical gas reaction happened during the cleaning process. And that resulted in a quote, violent reaction of chemicals that instantaneously overreacted. Seven of the 30 people that were injured were ambulance workers. They were responding to the leak. They all had respiratory symptoms. One person is still in serious condition, but the rest are expected to be just fine. And the shelter in place warning has been lifted, and the accident is, of course, being investigated.
Speaker 5:
[29:59] It's crazy. It killed them so fast.
Speaker 4:
[30:01] Yeah. And that's the thing. It's like, well, you think they had respiratory issues?
Speaker 5:
[30:05] Yeah, right.
Speaker 4:
[30:06] You know how bad that has to burn? Oh. Well, Storage Wars star Darryl Sheets passed away at 67 years old. He had retired from the show and from working in general a few years ago, and was found dead from a gunshot wound to the head at his home in Arizona.
Speaker 6:
[30:21] Is there somebody on this show watching that?
Speaker 5:
[30:23] I watch that show.
Speaker 4:
[30:24] Oh, you watch that.
Speaker 5:
[30:24] I like that show. And I don't want to speak ill of Darryl now that he has passed on, but he was, I don't know. There was something about him that was so annoying in the sense that what this show is about is people go to these storage facilities. Right. They make bids in an auction.
Speaker 4:
[30:41] Unlike foreclosed storages.
Speaker 5:
[30:43] And then whatever is in there, they get to keep and then they resell it at their consignment stores or whatever. And Darryl, when he would get the highest bid, he would look at the camera and see, see, that's what being a pro is. I know how to get these lockers. These rookies don't know what they're doing. That's how you swoop in and win. It's so obvious. Yeah. The highest bidder gets it.
Speaker 4:
[31:03] We get how auctions work.
Speaker 5:
[31:05] Every time he was the highest bidder. See, I know what I'm doing. You gotta leave this to the pros. Dude, you had the highest bid. You got the locker.
Speaker 4:
[31:14] You can count.
Speaker 5:
[31:15] It's not a mystery.
Speaker 8:
[31:17] Dude, you know what I was thinking about you, Greg? And it's kind of the same realm. I was thinking about what you always say about the people that are like, oh, they're the medallion holders for like cruise ships or like airplanes. They have the most like highest level. Yeah. You paid the most money.
Speaker 5:
[31:33] Right. People on cruises love that.
Speaker 8:
[31:36] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[31:36] On the frequent cruiser.
Speaker 4:
[31:37] Congratulations. You've been on the boat before.
Speaker 5:
[31:40] Platinum cruise.
Speaker 8:
[31:41] It's not like you accomplished something.
Speaker 5:
[31:43] You took a lot of cruises. You didn't steer the ship.
Speaker 4:
[31:48] Well, Greg, I don't mean to make it.
Speaker 5:
[31:49] But anyway, Storage Wars is a great show.
Speaker 4:
[31:51] Yeah. And I don't mean to make you feel bad, but you might be part of the reason he's no longer with us. As for why he apparently killed himself, his fellow Storage Wars co-star, Rene Nijota, posted a video to Instagram and said, Sheets was the victim of cyberbullying, which was something that quote apparently.
Speaker 8:
[32:05] Yeah, it was Greg Gory's burner account.
Speaker 4:
[32:07] Really tormenting him.
Speaker 5:
[32:08] Yeah. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2:
[32:09] He read something online and said, Yes, because you were the highest bidder, dumbass.
Speaker 4:
[32:13] Greg Gory.
Speaker 2:
[32:14] Apparently.
Speaker 4:
[32:15] Well, cops haven't confirmed that. They're still investigating.
Speaker 5:
[32:19] But on the other hand, they say that he was not a frequent social media user. He barely ever posted, barely ever looked.
Speaker 4:
[32:25] Strange.
Speaker 12:
[32:26] So that's just a theory.
Speaker 8:
[32:27] So you directly text him this information. Yes.
Speaker 5:
[32:31] Like, we know you were the highest bidder, Darryl. That's why you got the locker.
Speaker 4:
[32:34] Do you put the piece of paper, like with a rubber band around a rock and just throw it in his yard? It's old school.
Speaker 5:
[32:40] He's passed on.
Speaker 4:
[32:41] I'm sorry. That's true. Spirit Airlines could be getting a 500 million dollar federal bailout with the government possibly taking a little stake. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[32:50] What do you mean, yes? I don't like it when the government comes in, like saves a business like that.
Speaker 8:
[32:56] Me neither.
Speaker 2:
[32:57] I hate it. Like there's a better use of money. To bail out a business like a business like any other business. There's so many other people that like they start a business, they put everything they have into it.
Speaker 6:
[33:09] Why do they get bailouts?
Speaker 2:
[33:10] Nobody comes around to bail out any of these other businesses.
Speaker 8:
[33:12] On this one, I think the government indirectly caused them to be at this point because of the gas prices.
Speaker 4:
[33:20] What about every other airline?
Speaker 2:
[33:21] Yeah, what about every other airline?
Speaker 8:
[33:23] I get it too. They might get to that point as well.
Speaker 2:
[33:25] You know who did it right is Delta. Delta, and they got criticized for this years ago. They bought their own refinery. Oh, that's smart.
Speaker 4:
[33:34] Why would they be criticized for that?
Speaker 2:
[33:35] Because like, what a dumb use of money. They took over this refinery. And so, they're basically, I think they get like 40 plus percent of what they need from their own refinery.
Speaker 4:
[33:49] That's amazing.
Speaker 2:
[33:50] That's awesome. Which, duh, think about what's the biggest expense of you running an airline? The fuel.
Speaker 4:
[33:55] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[33:56] That's like these fast food companies that own the real estate, not just the restaurant.
Speaker 2:
[34:00] Correct. But everybody made fun of them.
Speaker 4:
[34:03] Well, look at them now. Like they say, everybody mocks the Boy Scout till he walks you out of the woods.
Speaker 2:
[34:08] Yeah, and then they were talking to people about, oh, well, why do you think that Spirit Airlines should get the bailout?
Speaker 4:
[34:16] That's a good question.
Speaker 2:
[34:17] So here's what they said.
Speaker 15:
[34:18] Spirit has a lot of affordable auctions for us, while most affordable.
Speaker 16:
[34:22] This is the only one I use.
Speaker 5:
[34:24] Especially during spring break season, because these are the cheapest tickets to get down there.
Speaker 2:
[34:27] We have to get to spring break, you guys.
Speaker 8:
[34:30] Dude, I gotta get to Vegas.
Speaker 4:
[34:31] What's Havasu gonna do without us?
Speaker 8:
[34:32] I gotta get to Vegas for 40 bucks, man.
Speaker 5:
[34:35] I'm concerned about the airline prices, but I'm gonna go on spring break.
Speaker 2:
[34:39] There's so many other things that could be addressed, but here comes our tax dollars to bail out an airline so this guy can go to spring break at an affordable price.
Speaker 8:
[34:47] I think I flew from Fort Lauderdale to Los Angeles for 80 bucks.
Speaker 4:
[34:51] Whoa. Well, that'll do it. Well, they've been struggling ever since the pandemic, so this deal could avoid the shutdown. But while it might feel like it might help keep them running for now with, of course, the gas prices going crazy, other airlines, of course, pissed about this, saying a bailout shouldn't just go to one smaller carrier. And the deal could be announced ASAP if the negotiation goes through. And without it, Spirit does risk becoming the first major US airline in decades to completely stop operation. I was trying to think of the last one I could think of, remember Continental?
Speaker 2:
[35:22] Yeah, but they merged with United.
Speaker 4:
[35:23] Oh, so that doesn't count.
Speaker 2:
[35:25] Yeah, that was a merger.
Speaker 5:
[35:26] I feel like my entire life, every airline under the sun has been struggling or on the verge of bankruptcy, and they never turn a profit. Like, wow, what are they doing then?
Speaker 2:
[35:37] I mean, with an airline like Spirit, the low cost carriers, the margins are so crazy slim to begin with. So they're trying to be competitive with the lower price, but at that means that there's a smaller margin. So when these fuel prices go crazy, I mean, that immediately tanks them. And they were already in a bad position anyway with the bankruptcy and all the other things. They already had problems.
Speaker 5:
[36:00] The nicest, newest planes I've ever been on is Spirit.
Speaker 2:
[36:03] I told you, I got brand new. I got no beef with Spirit. I've had nothing but positive experiences with them. I went there hoping for a fight.
Speaker 4:
[36:11] But Greg, you've said.
Speaker 2:
[36:12] I went there hoping to see some kind of drama or some nonsense, and man, they screwed me by having nice, newer planes, friendly employees, and left on time.
Speaker 5:
[36:20] The planes were right off the showroom with little arms of bitches.
Speaker 4:
[36:22] But you didn't sit in the big, comfy seats up front. Oh, see, am I the only person that has actually sat in economy and Spirit? Is that why I don't love it like the rest of you?
Speaker 8:
[36:31] I've done both many times.
Speaker 4:
[36:32] Oh my god, it is not comfortable.
Speaker 2:
[36:34] I've not taken Spirit on anything short. I've taken them for longer, more cross-country flights. And so therefore, I booked the better seat that was available, because that big seat up front was the same price as a coach seat on the other airlines. I'm like, I'll take this bigger seat. That goes direct, maybe I'll get a show. Maybe I'll get somebody throwing things at the gate.
Speaker 5:
[36:55] Meanwhile, on Southwest, their planes are from the 70s. They're all janky and old.
Speaker 8:
[36:58] That's why with Spirit, though, I mean, Gina, if you want to come up, you have to do the seat bid. When they ask you to do a seat bid, I win the bid all the time.
Speaker 2:
[37:07] And Greg, it's not that way anymore.
Speaker 5:
[37:08] Oh, really? I mean, it's been a minute since I did Southwest.
Speaker 8:
[37:11] I mean, he hasn't flown in like 20 years. So he doesn't know.
Speaker 5:
[37:14] More like 20 days.
Speaker 4:
[37:15] The other one I just remembered, TWA.
Speaker 2:
[37:17] Yeah, they merged with American.
Speaker 8:
[37:19] No, well, no, it says TWA. I'm looking up the list right now. TWA folded in 2000.
Speaker 2:
[37:26] Yeah, they merged with bankruptcy. Yeah, but they got taken over by American.
Speaker 4:
[37:30] Got it.
Speaker 8:
[37:30] OK. I mean, I'm sure somebody bought all these planes.
Speaker 4:
[37:32] Yeah, somebody. Oh, my God.
Speaker 8:
[37:34] There was Wow Air in 2019.
Speaker 4:
[37:36] You should buy a Spirit plane. Oh, yeah, sure. And just put it. Yeah, very affordable. Hold on to it. Well, this chick, Lorraine Mevromatis, she's a former employee of Mr. Beast's production company, and she was the head of the company's Instagram operations. She's suing for wrongful termination. She said she was demoted and then fired after she complained about the alleged sexual harassment and hostile work environment over there. And she also says she was treated differently from the guys told to shut up or stop talking during meetings and demeaned by Mr. Beast himself, aka Jimmy Donaldson. Well, according to her lawsuit, she claims that Mr. Beast insisted she, quote, meet him in his home for one-on-one meetings while commenting on the way she looked in her clothes. Also, what do you say?
Speaker 2:
[38:19] Oh, you look nice.
Speaker 4:
[38:20] Those are clothes.
Speaker 2:
[38:21] Oh, that's a great outfit.
Speaker 4:
[38:22] Yeah, she was demoted to-
Speaker 2:
[38:23] I'd be curious to know what the comments were. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[38:26] They didn't have to be-
Speaker 4:
[38:27] You look good in your clothes.
Speaker 2:
[38:28] Hey, nice pants. Controversial. I doubt he said, oh, check it out, nice pants.
Speaker 5:
[38:34] Sweet rack in that tight sweater.
Speaker 4:
[38:37] Well, this was- somebody grab that, please. This was pretty funny. She says, she was demoted to a division where, quote, careers go to die after she complained. And for his side, Mr. B's lawyers responded saying, quote, this clout chasing complaint is built on deliberate misrepresentation and categorically false statements. And we have the receipts to prove it.
Speaker 2:
[38:57] Yeah, because it will come out in whatever they end up doing, whether it's an arbitration or whatever. It'll all come out. Now, that follow up will never get any kind of...
Speaker 4:
[39:07] Traction.
Speaker 2:
[39:08] Yeah, it'll never get any kind of coverage. It'd be nice to know when that comes out, because this is the new thing. I know there's another company that, I know somebody in their legal department, and they go, man, the new thing is now, if you get laid off or fired, doesn't matter for what, no matter how, whatever. The reason is, people now just, they file trying to get a settlement. This is their way of getting extra severance.
Speaker 4:
[39:39] Oh, that's a funny way to put it.
Speaker 2:
[39:41] Because the company's like, we don't want to deal with this.
Speaker 4:
[39:44] Let's just go away.
Speaker 2:
[39:45] Here, here's $7,000, go, and they go, okay. And they go away. Now, what happens, though, is that there are some times where there are legitimate claims, like people who really got harassed, or truly were the victim of something that shouldn't happen, but it all gets thrown into this thing now, and so they all get treated the same. It's like, oh, here's just another person coming for a payout. That's why there's clout chasing, like that thing. Dude, it will come out. And a lot of times, they have nothing to support any of these claims.
Speaker 4:
[40:16] Well, and I do love, and this is a quote, clout chasing complaint and we have the receipts. Like, okay, girl.
Speaker 2:
[40:22] Well, there's so many of those lawsuits where you can say anything you want. Whenever you file, you can say anything you want with absolutely nothing to back it up, and that's what gets filed, and then that becomes like what people then report on and things like that.
Speaker 4:
[40:33] Well, and then, you know, I know it sounds naive to say this, but then it's like, it all comes out in the end because you couldn't prove it, but then, like you said, it doesn't get the coverage.
Speaker 2:
[40:41] But yeah, this Mr. Beast thing, because he's a well-known person, and so if somebody files a lawsuit against a well-known person, it's gonna get picked up. But the follow-up to that will never get caught because it's gonna be like, oh, well, it turned out to be nothing. Or if it does turn out to be something, but you may not see anything about it because it'll just end up just kind of going away and there will be nothing written about it. I guess you'd have to really go and look it up. Yeah, like you have to go into the public record, freedom of information, who knows?
Speaker 4:
[41:12] Who knows how to do that? Well, if you do know, please let us know and I'll follow up on it. And speaking of lawsuits, finally, and this is a do you buy it, this woman in Portland, Oregon is suing Trader Joe's after she says that she found a part of a rubber glove and possibly a human finger in that rubber glove in her bottle of orange juice.
Speaker 2:
[41:31] No, you didn't.
Speaker 4:
[41:31] She claims that when she drank out of it, she felt there was this large piece of pulp in her mouth. She pulled it out and discovered that it was actually the fingertip end of a rubber glove. And the glove might have contained the end of a human finger.
Speaker 2:
[41:45] I'll tell you why.
Speaker 8:
[41:45] Where is it?
Speaker 2:
[41:46] I've watched too many of those How It's Made episodes. Unwrapped with Mark Summers. Where they show all the factories. Do you think Trader Joe's bottles of orange juice are being filled by hand?
Speaker 4:
[41:58] Hand by hand? Finger by finger?
Speaker 5:
[42:00] Yeah, it's none of it.
Speaker 2:
[42:01] Right, so they're all in these machines. Okay, now, let's just say, okay, she was operating one of the machines that fills it up. And somebody got their finger caught. They're going to shut everything down. You didn't go to look for the tip of your finger.
Speaker 4:
[42:13] You don't want that back in the hospital.
Speaker 5:
[42:14] And somehow it ended in the vat of orange juice.
Speaker 2:
[42:16] Yeah, they didn't, like, wherever that happened, they didn't, like, you know, look, please. Yeah, you hear about it. There's no way, and you see the bottle of orange juice is clear.
Speaker 8:
[42:25] Yeah, they throw away all that stuff. Oh yeah, it's a clear bottle.
Speaker 2:
[42:28] Yeah, you would see something that was, like, in there. So even if you picked up, or when you poured it into your glass. You're glad.
Speaker 4:
[42:35] You're like, what is this, Greg Prysot pulp?
Speaker 2:
[42:36] Yeah, and then to the point you drank it?
Speaker 4:
[42:38] Yeah, that actually reminds me, who was it? Was it Coke, Pepsi? I don't remember, but somebody claimed that there was a rat in their can of whatever soda. And the response by the company was the best going, no, no, no, no, no, no. Our soda is so corrosive, that rat would have melted by now.
Speaker 2:
[42:55] Oh, yeah. That was the best response. Remember the woman, this is a classic example, the woman who claimed there was a finger in her Wendy's chili?
Speaker 4:
[43:03] Yes, of course.
Speaker 5:
[43:04] The chili finger, yeah.
Speaker 4:
[43:05] I'm actually surprised by how little this woman wants. She wants $10,000 and to cover her attorney's fees. So this might be an example of take the money and go away, or you think they'll fight it. This is a reputation.
Speaker 2:
[43:17] For $10,000?
Speaker 4:
[43:18] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[43:18] They might just give her something.
Speaker 2:
[43:19] Yeah, they'll give her the $10,000.
Speaker 4:
[43:21] That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:
[43:22] And she'll have to go away.
Speaker 4:
[43:24] Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 8:
[43:24] I'm sure they'll still look into it, though.
Speaker 2:
[43:26] Yeah, they'll look into it, but again, like, okay, let's just say we're working at a factory. Gina, you're working at a factory. Yeah. You get your hand caught.
Speaker 6:
[43:32] Ah, it's getting shut down.
Speaker 2:
[43:34] Now you're missing part of your finger.
Speaker 4:
[43:35] Guys, my finger.
Speaker 2:
[43:36] Yeah, like, you're not looking.
Speaker 5:
[43:38] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[43:38] You're not looking for the rest of the glove or like, oh, my God, I'm missing the tip of my finger.
Speaker 5:
[43:42] Like, no. Oh, shut up.
Speaker 4:
[43:43] Everybody find my finger.
Speaker 2:
[43:44] We're a food production facility. Yeah. I'm sure that's a rule that you got to find any kind of body part.
Speaker 5:
[43:51] Any finger.
Speaker 2:
[43:52] Yeah. Yeah. Any kind of the part of the glove or whatever that would have been involved in the whole thing.
Speaker 5:
[43:57] And whatever batch they're working on would probably be tossed.
Speaker 4:
[44:00] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[44:01] Since we're talking about Trader Joe's, can I shout out the mini French baguettes? So good. They're in the frozen section.
Speaker 4:
[44:08] Why do you have to freeze baguettes?
Speaker 2:
[44:10] I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[44:11] So you can have many, tell you.
Speaker 2:
[44:12] Good. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[44:13] OK.
Speaker 8:
[44:13] I mean, you warm them up with your steak.
Speaker 2:
[44:15] Dude, my parents keep all their bread in the freezer.
Speaker 8:
[44:18] Yeah. What's up with that?
Speaker 4:
[44:19] I thought that's so old school. Yes.
Speaker 5:
[44:22] I love freezing stuff.
Speaker 4:
[44:23] The only exception was, remember the old... Well, you guys might not, but we had friends back in the day that were gluten free when nobody knew what that was and they had to keep their bread in the freezer because that old bread used to fall apart.
Speaker 2:
[44:32] Oh, yeah. That old gluten free bread. That's a different kind of bread. I'm talking like just regular, anytime we want to...
Speaker 4:
[44:37] Like Wonder Bread?
Speaker 2:
[44:38] Like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You're like, forget it. Because I don't want to sit here and thaw out the bread.
Speaker 4:
[44:42] That's crazy.
Speaker 5:
[44:44] You can have your sandwich next Tuesday.
Speaker 2:
[44:46] Yeah, they still do that. It's still in the freezer.
Speaker 4:
[44:48] Really?
Speaker 5:
[44:49] People love freezing stuff.
Speaker 4:
[44:50] They do, they do. Well, that's what's going on, Woody.
Speaker 2:
[44:53] All right, thank you very much, Gina Grad.
Speaker 4:
[44:55] You guys.
Speaker 10:
[44:56] Wow, now I feel like an idiot asking me all these questions when I'm f***ing hammered. It's not fair.
Speaker 1:
[45:04] The Woody Show.
Speaker 2:
[45:07] Welcome back. After Hours voicemails that you leave after the show. 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. Like, you're listening to the podcast and you want to tell us your story about whatever the topic is we got going on or anything kind of random that you see or hear about. You want to share with us random thoughts, whatever. Anything you got. After Hours voicemail 877-44-WOODY. We were having that conversation about how did you find out you were getting cheated on as a follow up to that Mike Raible, how he had to address at the press conference.
Speaker 13:
[45:45] Kind of.
Speaker 2:
[45:46] Yeah. I had some difficult conversations with my family and people on the team. And then this is what we got in the After Hours voicemail. This is how this person found out they were being cheated on.
Speaker 13:
[45:57] Hey, what's up Woody Show? I'm calling about the topic of how did you know you were getting cheated on. And long story short, so I was with this chick years ago, a lifetime ago. But anyways, we had an apartment together. She had a son from her previous relationship. She was getting text messages from her son's dad late at night or whatever. And I had a feeling. I just had a feeling and I was working swing shift at the time. So I started like at four in the morning and I got off like at 1 30 in the afternoon. But anyways, I came home early one day. So I go home and I walk in the house. She was trying to hide, push the door shut on me and I go on bedroom and her baby's dad was hiding underneath the blanket. So I left the room and I told her like, hey, I'm going to leave. I was pissed, but I was like, I'm leaving and I'm going to come back in an hour. If you respect me at all, he won't be here. I'm just coming to get my stuff. And that's exactly what I did, man. I came back to the truck. I loaded up all my stuff within like 20 minutes, didn't say a word to her. I mean, she was trying to justify her actions and it was it, man. I was gone. And I stopped, but I was very proud on how I handled that because I wanted to like break a lamp over his head. But, you know, I handled it and after the quarterly and left, especially since there was a kid in the house, you know what I mean? So anyway, that's it. Love the show. Love you guys. All right.
Speaker 2:
[47:13] Thanks, man.
Speaker 8:
[47:13] Yeah, you can't do anything to justify their actions, you know, like when you start acting crazy and breaking a leg on purpose or something like that.
Speaker 2:
[47:22] Dude, that's the thing. I've never understood why, like I say, I walk in and my wife is there with some other dude.
Speaker 5:
[47:29] With her trainer, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[47:31] Why am I fighting him?
Speaker 4:
[47:33] That is the instinct.
Speaker 2:
[47:34] Right, why?
Speaker 5:
[47:36] She's the one that hurt you.
Speaker 2:
[47:37] I wasn't in a relationship with that person. Like the person you should be mad at, not that person, you should be mad at the person you had the relationship with, the understanding of we're in a committed relationship. That's the person you should be angry with.
Speaker 4:
[47:48] The chick takes the dude back and then like, that bitch, it's like, wait, wait, wait, no, your husband's that bitch, not the girl.
Speaker 2:
[47:55] I don't get it.
Speaker 4:
[47:56] I don't either.
Speaker 2:
[47:57] After Hours voicemails, this one is for you, Greg, because Greg doesn't understand street sweepers. Like, what do they do? They just kind of swirl up.
Speaker 5:
[48:08] I understand the concept of them. I wish the concept actually provided a result.
Speaker 2:
[48:11] You don't understand why we use them if they don't really do anything.
Speaker 5:
[48:16] That's fair, they don't do anything. They just swirl the garbage around.
Speaker 2:
[48:18] Well, this person has done street sweeping and wants you to know how it works.
Speaker 12:
[48:23] Hey guys, we love big time. Just give me a call. I'm catching up on the podcast here. Listening to Greg talk about street sweepers. Been a landscape industry for 21 years. My previous company, I was a branch manager and we had seven street sweepers that we would go around and sweep around and stuff. And yeah, they definitely work. So, do a lot of cleanup. And some of them have magnets on the front that you put in there so that a way they can pick up stuff beforehand because you go through tires like crazy, so they do that. But what is 100% right, they just, there's little things on the side, a little sweepers just kind of push stuff away from the curb. And then it's got a big suction up on it that sucks up everything into there. A lot of the small fine dust you're not going to be able to get, but we would use them for leaf cleanup after a lot of state fairs and garbage cleanup. And you definitely get a lot of stuff into them because we have to clean those out, clean those big filters. It's an absolute mess, but they definitely work. And like Woody said, it's not going to be 100%. The ones that are the best kind of have the water on them. And that water will shoot down so that way you don't get that dust flying up as much. But the ones that don't have the water, you're going to see dust flying everywhere. But it's really made for the bigger items to get off the ground. But we love big time. All right, see you.
Speaker 5:
[49:39] Bye bye. By the way, I forgot to tell you, I'm calling from Fantasyland. Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[49:43] I mean, they don't work.
Speaker 5:
[49:44] So not true.
Speaker 8:
[49:45] You know, they don't work 100%, but like, you know, maybe 20.
Speaker 5:
[49:49] Well, I know.
Speaker 12:
[49:50] He's kinda making your point.
Speaker 5:
[49:51] I was just behind one of the ones that have the water feature, and I watched it going towards like this big pile of litter and leaves, and I thought, okay, let's give it a chance, right? No, it just made it wet, and it moved it around the ground.
Speaker 8:
[50:04] Oh, it was mud?
Speaker 5:
[50:05] Yeah, let's turn this trash into mud.
Speaker 2:
[50:08] They use a bunch of those in Times Square after New Year's Eve, after the ball dropped, with all the confetti. It's amazing how quickly they get Times Square cleaned up after, because the minute the ball drops, everybody just evacuates. They're gone.
Speaker 8:
[50:21] They're using this thing, what's it called? It's called effort.
Speaker 5:
[50:26] It's called it can be done.
Speaker 2:
[50:27] Good one. I know, I would say they have a ton of the street sweepers going up and down, they're cleaning everything up.
Speaker 8:
[50:32] They're putting a big effort into cleaning it, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:
[50:35] Yeah, because they use those and it works.
Speaker 5:
[50:38] Okay, I'd like a video, please.
Speaker 4:
[50:41] But he said if it has water, you'll really see the difference.
Speaker 2:
[50:43] Yeah, I've seen the water ones.
Speaker 4:
[50:44] If not, it's a little tornado.
Speaker 2:
[50:46] After Hours voicemails.
Speaker 3:
[50:48] I made $104,000 a year working two days a week, running my own landscape business, but now I'm going to school and I'm a 4.0 aerospace engineer. I'll make less money as an engineer than I did mowing lawns and fixing sprinklers.
Speaker 2:
[51:02] Wow, no kidding.
Speaker 3:
[51:03] That's crazy.
Speaker 4:
[51:04] That can't be true.
Speaker 1:
[51:06] I believe it.
Speaker 8:
[51:07] Then why do it?
Speaker 4:
[51:08] Aerospace engineer.
Speaker 2:
[51:10] Yeah, well, I mean, as a chemical engineer, because Seabass got his degree in chemical engineering, and we were talking about what the average salary was for that. He does better than that.
Speaker 4:
[51:20] Wow.
Speaker 2:
[51:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Doing cart narks. You know what I mean? And going to the gathering of the Juggalos and coming in here and doing this week in audio.
Speaker 8:
[51:29] I would think, like, okay, what makes sense? Maybe they don't want to be working in the yard, and so they want to work at a desk.
Speaker 5:
[51:36] Well, yeah, physically it takes a toll on you.
Speaker 4:
[51:38] Well, yeah, entry-level aerospace engineer, anywhere between $55,000 and $84,000. So if he's just getting started, he's right about that.
Speaker 2:
[51:46] I'm saying you would think, though...
Speaker 5:
[51:47] With a title like aerospace engineer, I would think $250,000.
Speaker 4:
[51:51] Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2:
[51:52] Yeah, you would think. But if you look at, like, the numbers of what averages are or household incomes, individual average salaries, it's always way less than, I think, what we all make it in our heads. We always think that everybody's just, you know, oh, well, they, you know, the average, just because you're a lawyer doesn't mean that you're killing it.
Speaker 4:
[52:12] No. Right.
Speaker 2:
[52:13] Yeah. Right?
Speaker 5:
[52:13] I think most are not.
Speaker 2:
[52:15] Because there's so many of them.
Speaker 5:
[52:16] Right.
Speaker 2:
[52:17] There's way more lawyers than there are work.
Speaker 4:
[52:19] I think about that with realtors. Like, oh, if you're getting a cut of every house, you must be a billionaire.
Speaker 5:
[52:24] If you get one listing.
Speaker 2:
[52:25] Because every dumbass thinks that, oh, well, I'm just gonna go sell houses. It's such a low barrier to entry. Like, anybody could be a real estate agent, right? Now, the ones who are really good at it, like, those are the ones that kill.
Speaker 5:
[52:36] Right. If you're in the top 10.
Speaker 2:
[52:38] But there are a billion of them who just get into it because they think it's, quote, easy money.
Speaker 5:
[52:42] Because I'm addicted to million dollar listing. Right. And I think, wow, what a lifestyle. I could do that.
Speaker 2:
[52:46] Yeah, and they just think it's an easy thing. Yeah. 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY. Gina's getting a dog. Have you heard? Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[52:56] I've heard.
Speaker 2:
[52:57] And this person.
Speaker 5:
[52:57] A quote dog.
Speaker 2:
[52:58] Well, yeah. Technically, it's a dog.
Speaker 4:
[53:00] A bunny.
Speaker 5:
[53:01] Legally, it's a dog.
Speaker 4:
[53:02] It's a stuffed animal.
Speaker 2:
[53:03] Right. But this person's got some tips for you.
Speaker 14:
[53:06] I am calling in regarding Gina's puppy that she's going to get. I just want to give her a little bit of advice. I got an eight week old puppy, and I did do the crate training, but it was super, super easy because puppies need to sleep 18 to 20 hours a day. And so the whole idea of wearing them out and then putting them down and getting them super tired is not what you want to do. You want to have that puppy up for like an hour and a half at a time and put him in his crate and he will go to sleep for, leave him in there three hours, and then have him up for two, put him in for four. You know, whatever adds up to that 18 to 20 hours and he will absolutely love his crate, he will sleep in it overnight, and you will most likely be raising a very, very, very calm puppy. My dog is seven months now and he is so easy. He's fully potty trained, which was pretty exhausting and challenging the first two months, but at this point, he's fully potty trained, he sleeps in his crate every night, he doesn't chew any shoes, like he is so calm, he's so good, no one believes that he's seven months and I truly, truly believe that it is due to his sleeping 18 to 20 hours a day at a young age and kind of keep up with that as he gets a little older, he can go to like 16 hours a day, whatever, but they need a lot of sleep and don't try to wear them out and then put them down all night. And good luck, it's very exciting and I can't wait to see pictures, bye.
Speaker 2:
[54:38] Oh, trust me, you're gonna get pictures.
Speaker 10:
[54:41] Yeah, you're never gonna see me again.
Speaker 2:
[54:42] You're gonna be insufferable.
Speaker 4:
[54:44] Well, that's really good advice. The problem is, and I'm being honest, is I get it and once they're asleep, put them in their crate and that's a great idea. The problem is, once they're all sleepy and tired, I just wanna snuggle them.
Speaker 5:
[54:57] Yeah, that is the problem.
Speaker 4:
[54:58] So what am I gonna do? Now you're all like calm and like you're sleeping and now I wanna hold my baby.
Speaker 5:
[55:02] But she's saying the opposite of what you're saying. Don't put them in there when they're falling asleep. Put them in before. Don't try to wear them out to get them tired.
Speaker 8:
[55:10] I tried to do that with my first dog, Churro, and all she did was whimper. She would cry.
Speaker 5:
[55:16] In her crate?
Speaker 4:
[55:17] Yeah. Well, it's probably because you didn't buy the stuffed dog with a heartbeat like I did.
Speaker 5:
[55:23] That's true.
Speaker 4:
[55:24] We'll see if that works.
Speaker 2:
[55:24] 877-44-WOODY. Text us, check in over to 229-870 after the show. It was an after hours voicemail. Quick break. So there's a dentist in the news in North Carolina in big trouble. 63 year old guy accused of sexually assaulting his patients over the course of 10 years. His name is Weedong Wang.
Speaker 5:
[55:51] Weedong Wang.
Speaker 4:
[55:52] So it's kind of his destiny.
Speaker 2:
[55:54] Weedong Wang. Imagine your name is Weedong Wang.
Speaker 5:
[55:59] Right. Imagine one or the other, but it's both.
Speaker 2:
[56:01] Yeah, so they got touched in appropriately during their dental treatments. This one male patient claimed that Wang grabbed his rod over his clothes and fondled him. And in a separate visit, the patient claimed that he was given a knockout agent, but he was somehow able to videotape the doctor fondling him again. Isn't that, that's like the, that's the stereotypical like, oh, doctor, dentist put you under and that's when they did a little, yeah, they take photos with you.
Speaker 4:
[56:29] Yeah, full advantage.
Speaker 2:
[56:31] A female patient said that she was in the dentist chair when Wang grabbed her boobs. She said that she held up her hand to get him to stop and the doctor just pushed her hand down and said, it's okay.
Speaker 12:
[56:43] Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:
[56:45] Wang pled not guilty, sentenced to 300 days in jail for sexual battery.
Speaker 8:
[56:50] Wang is out of control.
Speaker 5:
[56:52] Dude, you ever wonder that when you're getting a colonoscopy? There's a bunch of people in the room. Are they looking at me? Are they doing stuff?
Speaker 4:
[56:59] Are they making fun of me?
Speaker 5:
[57:00] Right. Are they making this fun for themselves?
Speaker 8:
[57:03] So when I had the kidney stones and I had to have the surgery, and they put a stent up in there, and I had to get the stent removed, I got it removed from my doctor, and for some reason, there's four other nurses in the room.
Speaker 5:
[57:17] Sucks!
Speaker 2:
[57:18] Well, yeah, they need to come in and see, you know, they got to learn.
Speaker 5:
[57:21] Learn how to do it.
Speaker 2:
[57:22] Right.
Speaker 8:
[57:23] So I'm there like in stirrups, basically like, you know.
Speaker 5:
[57:26] Oh, my God.
Speaker 8:
[57:27] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[57:28] I would have said, can you just roll the stretcher towards the balcony?
Speaker 8:
[57:31] I'm pretty much like I'm having a baby. Yeah. Don't be shy now. They're going to pull out this little metal rod out of there.
Speaker 4:
[57:39] And there's five people taking notes.
Speaker 8:
[57:42] I'm like, dude, just end it.
Speaker 11:
[57:44] You went through hell.
Speaker 8:
[57:45] I had an amazing life.
Speaker 5:
[57:46] See, it's over.
Speaker 2:
[57:47] Now, you know, like, when you call like a company and you get the call center and they go, yes, my name is Joe. Like, yeah, I know your name is not Joe. Like when your name is, when your name is Wee Dong Wang, change it to Joe.
Speaker 5:
[58:01] Joe Smith.
Speaker 2:
[58:01] Yeah. Not a great name, Wee Dong.
Speaker 4:
[58:05] Wee Dong, You Dong.
Speaker 2:
[58:07] 877-44-WOODY. Send us a text over to 229-87. I don't want to be knocked out of the dentist either. Like, I don't want that laughing gas.
Speaker 4:
[58:15] Oh, it is nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[58:17] Yeah, I don't want that. I want the Novacaine.
Speaker 5:
[58:20] Oh, I want it.
Speaker 2:
[58:20] What's wrong with you? Dude, the Novacaine is where it's at. I love the Novacaine.
Speaker 5:
[58:25] And propofol. Yes.
Speaker 2:
[58:27] I mean. Propofol is for, you know, when you're doing the colonoscopy and things.
Speaker 5:
[58:31] Right, but they can also do something, I think it's called hazy or something where it's a twilight. Twilight, thank you.
Speaker 2:
[58:36] For getting dental work?
Speaker 4:
[58:38] Sure. It's easier for them. If they're patients of pain in the ass, they'd rather just have a rest.
Speaker 5:
[58:43] Twilight.
Speaker 4:
[58:44] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[58:45] Requested.
Speaker 2:
[58:46] People are such pussies.
Speaker 5:
[58:47] I want to be in Twilight all the time.
Speaker 8:
[58:49] I did share this story and we've played clips of it before about, and I mean, I don't have kids, so I don't know. But when I was a kid, they would gas like all the kids.
Speaker 4:
[58:58] Always.
Speaker 5:
[58:59] No matter what.
Speaker 3:
[59:00] They would put the thing on your nose.
Speaker 4:
[59:01] I can still smell it.
Speaker 8:
[59:02] Yeah, it was like I was like, you know, flying it. I was like 16 or something like, yes.
Speaker 4:
[59:07] Every time. And it was like that kind of sweet smell.
Speaker 6:
[59:11] I can smell it right now.
Speaker 5:
[59:12] Old smell. Yeah, they did that every time.
Speaker 2:
[59:15] I only had that once as a kid, but I had constant ear infections, and so they put tubes.
Speaker 4:
[59:21] Oh, you had those new station tubes?
Speaker 6:
[59:23] Yeah, you get tubes in your ears.
Speaker 4:
[59:25] Yeah, that was very common for boys.
Speaker 8:
[59:27] That made you high?
Speaker 4:
[59:29] No.
Speaker 2:
[59:29] No, dude. When they did that procedure, they would do it so they could put the tubes. Correct.
Speaker 4:
[59:33] That was very common back then.
Speaker 5:
[59:36] Wait, you got gassed in the ear?
Speaker 8:
[59:37] In the ear?
Speaker 2:
[59:38] Yeah, I got gassed right in the ear.
Speaker 8:
[59:39] Whoa, that's crazy.
Speaker 5:
[59:42] I want to try. Yeah, get high through your ear.
Speaker 8:
[59:44] I can barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating. You think I'm going to remember to bring a canvas bag to go to the store?
Speaker 4:
[59:51] I don't think you're going to remember.
Speaker 2:
[59:55] All right, well, uh, got some news to share this hour.
Speaker 10:
[60:01] Oh.
Speaker 2:
[60:02] Involving, involving somebody who works on the show.
Speaker 10:
[60:07] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[60:08] News that I know everybody's interested in. Okay. It's been a thing. It's been a thing.
Speaker 10:
[60:15] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[60:15] But there's an update.
Speaker 5:
[60:17] I can't wait.
Speaker 2:
[60:18] Yeah, so that's coming up. Phone's open if you want to call on in. 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text. Send your text over to 229-87. On the After Hours voicemails. See, Beth, I hate to do this to you, but somebody said that you're wrong about something. Oh, wait. And that you don't know what you're talking about. I want to give you an opportunity to respond.
Speaker 6:
[60:44] Yeah, let's discuss the details.
Speaker 2:
[60:45] Okay, so here's the After Hours voicemail that we got.
Speaker 12:
[60:49] Hey, yeah, me love y'all. Calling about some of these conspiracies. Yeah, some of them are really whack and crazy and wild, and Steve Ash is definitely right, but he just goes to the far end side of all of them. There's definitely a middle ground on some of these things that he kind of leaves out, like the United States Navy, the Air Force and the Pentagon releasing that, hey, these things do break the laws of physics. This isn't something that some random guy just said. This is the entire Navy, the entire Pentagon thing. We cannot explain this. And see, Beth, I don't know who you're talking to that says they have explained it, because they haven't, and I'm not really sure where you're getting that information. So that's a bit odd. They say, I mean, I'm not saying it's aliens by any means. I'm just saying that even the Navy, the Pentagon and that really saying we have no idea what this is. We have no idea how this is happening. So I just find it funny that some random guy thinks he has it all known. And just like the chemtrails, it's not chemtrails or anything, but people were saying that weather modification was never happening, that we weren't releasing chemicals into the atmosphere to try to induce rainstorms. Well, that's now been coming out as saying, true, 100 percent China did it. We do it. Other countries do it where they try to release other things like iodine and other stuff into the atmosphere to try to create rain clouds. That's a known thing. I mean, it happens now. I just don't, you don't understand the scientific process as it works. It just doesn't really make sense. It's just like the thing with the water you talked about that, oh, they reuse all the water. Do you know how hot the AI systems are, the computer systems are using? The hundreds of thousands into millions of gallons of water evaporate daily from those places. So it's really hard to believe anything that you say when you don't even basically understand the scientific process and how that works.
Speaker 2:
[62:38] So there's a lot to unpack there.
Speaker 6:
[62:40] Which is, by the way, not a good way to address arguments is in generalities and broad generalizations. Yeah, well, I was breaking down individual UAP videos that a lot of that has been debunked or explained when he's saying, well, the Navy has said in general, or we don't know in general. Yeah, there are some videos where like that, whatever the artifact is that they've got, again, always in a blurry, black and white, rainy, out of focus video. Yes, if that were an actual physical object moving, it would be 40,000 miles an hour. But when the ones where they've actually found the evidence, gone back and traced it, it's always something explainable, like the ones I cited specifically with the weather balloons and the like lanterns on the beach. Though, like I see what I did is I gave specific examples that were referenced specifically.
Speaker 2:
[63:29] That's fair, you did.
Speaker 6:
[63:30] Not generalities that say, well, the Navy says, yeah, some people from the Navy have said, I don't know what this is yet. That doesn't, again, that's not evidence against what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:
[63:39] Right. And as you say, like an eyewitness account is not evidence.
Speaker 6:
[63:42] Right. Exactly. So you didn't disprove me whatsoever. You just kind of said basic generalities that are not what I said.
Speaker 2:
[63:48] That guy needs to change his tinfoil hat quick, says the text.
Speaker 6:
[63:51] Right. It helps to go point by point with specific examples. Not again, like we said, these general nothing statements that didn't prove anything.
Speaker 5:
[63:57] But he also brought up the cooling with AI centers with water that you said that they just reuse the same water. He's basically saying it's not a finite number.
Speaker 6:
[64:05] It would evaporate. Well, sure, of course. That's what we always said. They're not just pouring, but it would be very stupid for any cooling system, which again, AI is not the first people to use cooling systems. They've been used forever with all kinds of industrial processes. Let's look at nuclear power plants, for instance. Of course, they want to make that as efficient as possible. They're not going to just waste water when they don't have to. Any cooling system anywhere, the cooling system in your air conditioner or your heater doesn't just blow freon out because it will be inefficient.
Speaker 2:
[64:32] It knows basically what he's saying. It doesn't just like the water rinses past once and then goes right down the sewer.
Speaker 6:
[64:37] See you later, but guys, you don't need that anymore.
Speaker 2:
[64:40] Because of the heat and everything else, some of it will evaporate.
Speaker 6:
[64:43] That is basic heat transfer stuff.
Speaker 2:
[64:44] And then need replaced with new...
Speaker 6:
[64:48] We've been doing this for hundreds of years. Again, he's not arguing against points that I've made.
Speaker 4:
[64:52] What about cloud seeding?
Speaker 6:
[64:54] Well, again, now that we're hitting on the third thing. Yes, people, we've been trying to do that for decades, as I've said, there's no evidence that it works, though. People have been trying... If it really worked, it would be programs like, okay, we need this to here, this to here.
Speaker 2:
[65:07] There would never be a drought.
Speaker 5:
[65:08] Exactly, if we needed it, we could do it.
Speaker 6:
[65:10] Right, we've been trying it since, I think, prior to... As soon as we've had planes, we've been trying some stuff like this. It's just never been proven to work.
Speaker 8:
[65:15] Now, I do have a question, because this has been something in the news in the past 24 hours, by legit news websites about the conspiracy of the 10 missing US nuclear and aerospace research people.
Speaker 4:
[65:26] I am curious about this as well.
Speaker 6:
[65:28] That have died and disappeared. This has been floating around for a few years, and now it's really bubbling to the surface.
Speaker 2:
[65:33] All right, so what is it? Explain it to me.
Speaker 8:
[65:35] Okay, so.
Speaker 2:
[65:35] What's the claim?
Speaker 8:
[65:37] US nuclear and aerospace research people, they have gone missing or died in the past few years.
Speaker 4:
[65:44] Under mysterious circumstances.
Speaker 8:
[65:46] Yeah, there's 10 of them.
Speaker 6:
[65:47] Right.
Speaker 8:
[65:47] And they want to know, there's a FBI probe into it now.
Speaker 5:
[65:51] Right, because in several examples, they said that some of them would leave home, leave their phone, leave their wallet, leave their keys, and then never to be found again. And this happened to a few.
Speaker 8:
[65:59] It's a couple of times.
Speaker 6:
[66:00] So this is the fallacy of cherry picking, is there are thousands of scientists working in these areas, but they're cherry picking people who, again, this is very sad, who died either of natural causes or committed suicide. But again, if you cherry pick a few here and there and there and there, oh, these scientists have mysterious. But when you look into what they actually happened, as many people have, I gotta point out, and I've got a copy of this sitting on the desk in our office, Skeptic Magazine is a great resource for these people.
Speaker 2:
[66:28] He always has, I'll walk in, I'm like, what is all this crap that's sitting on his desk? Like you did have something about UAPs.
Speaker 5:
[66:35] Right.
Speaker 2:
[66:35] There was something, you ordered some book or whatever, and then you got this random magazine, what's it called?
Speaker 6:
[66:40] Skeptic.
Speaker 4:
[66:41] Skeptic.
Speaker 5:
[66:41] Sounds like something you would like, Woody.
Speaker 4:
[66:43] Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 6:
[66:44] It's not like saying, it's not questioning everything and saying nothing's real, it's saying in 99.9% of the cases, there's a clear logical explanation. In fact, Newsweek, speaking of Main Street Press and these people who have, these scientists who have died, they talked to a lot of the families and it's really sad because a lot of this is just suicide. Again, it's the fallacy of cherry picking where we're going to point, we're going to try to link, is what a lot of conspiracies do, where they take little isolated things that have rational explanations, try to link them together and then claim some giant conspiracy. And that's what's happening with these scientists. It's actually quite disrespectful to the families to be saying there's some kind of-
Speaker 8:
[67:16] How do I know the government hasn't gone to you as a broadcaster to-
Speaker 6:
[67:19] Well, that's- You know what? Here's the thing, this is political, but there's another recent news story where certain organizations will pay plants, this is what the CIA and other, not just the CIA, but China and other governments have done for years, as they find respected folks with a great voice like myself, and funnel them a couple of hundred thousand dollars to shut down the truth seekers out there.
Speaker 8:
[67:44] So, I'm willing to take that job.
Speaker 6:
[67:46] Me too.
Speaker 8:
[67:46] I'm willing to give my routing number in my store.
Speaker 2:
[67:50] Or you want to hear about something else you were wrong about?
Speaker 6:
[67:52] Oh, well, so far, 0 for 1.
Speaker 7:
[67:54] Woody, let's watch The Goonies again. Seabass was talking about how, hey, that's not how any of this works with the kids finding the treasure and being able to pay off the debt, but North American Maritime Law basically is, if you find and sail the ship for the first time ever, when you've discovered a wreck, you don't have to sail it, obviously, if it's a wreck, but if you find the ship and access it for the first time, you get to claim all of the stuff on the ship. Even though the Fratellis stole all the gold and the pearls, the fact that they pulled jewels off of the ship, it basically means they get all of that. Now, yes, jewels aren't liquid currency, but you could sell those instantly to anyone and pay off the debt in order to keep the house. So the bath is wrong about whether or not they're able to pay off the bad guys and the good guys have all the money that they need because they found the ship first. All right? All right, see ya.
Speaker 2:
[69:03] Hell yeah.
Speaker 6:
[69:04] I mean, that's fun that he said that, but it's just wrong. There's been, you can go to a lot, there's a lot of legal websites that have taken this up as like a fun thought experiment, and they've pointed out that if it's on private land, the land owner might claim it, if it's on state or federal land, the government could assert ownership, et cetera, et cetera. He's like, he's exciting one random loft that doesn't apply.
Speaker 2:
[69:22] So quick question, how does it work when these guys, they go find shipwrecks and stuff and they go to, because it's a treasure hunt, basically.
Speaker 8:
[69:29] There's always a problem with that, right?
Speaker 6:
[69:30] Well, yeah, there's always disputes.
Speaker 2:
[69:31] They go out in the middle of the ocean somewhere, they find something.
Speaker 6:
[69:33] Which is different than in Oregon, obviously.
Speaker 4:
[69:35] Well, according to AI, the Goonies would likely be able to keep the jewels and gold found in Mikey's marble bag under 1904 Oregon law. The treasure trove found on or in the earth belongs to the finder.
Speaker 6:
[69:49] Well, that's again, I'm looking at another AI that's citing, that's wrong.
Speaker 2:
[69:53] So, again, which AI do we believe in?
Speaker 6:
[69:57] It would be a long legal battle at the very least.
Speaker 8:
[70:00] Whatever AI fits my argument.
Speaker 6:
[70:02] Exactly.
Speaker 2:
[70:02] Right. A text that came in says, y'all ever realize, and I don't know this because I'm not here when this happens, y'all ever realize how much less of a total a-hole sea bass is when Woody is out? I've been noticing this for years.
Speaker 6:
[70:14] I wonder if someone is causing me to be angry.
Speaker 2:
[70:20] Is that what it is?
Speaker 6:
[70:22] Look, you guys.
Speaker 5:
[70:22] I mean, we interact more when you're not here, obviously.
Speaker 6:
[70:26] Right.
Speaker 5:
[70:26] Because it's like, let's all just pool together, you know?
Speaker 6:
[70:29] Right.
Speaker 4:
[70:29] Let's all save ourselves.
Speaker 6:
[70:30] Yeah. Let's not fight like someone wants us to. Speaking of conspiracy, we all get a little bit mad every day. Here's what you're going to fight about. Here's what you're going to be angry about. All right. I mean, someone just played us a bunch of voicemails that are coming at me with a bunch of wrong information. Well, I thoroughly debunked them, but...
Speaker 2:
[70:50] Shame on me, giving you the opportunity to speak to it. My bad.
Speaker 6:
[70:53] I'm glad I did.
Speaker 5:
[70:54] I always thought you could keep what you find in a shipwreck. I don't know.
Speaker 6:
[70:57] It depends very much on where it is.
Speaker 2:
[70:59] I think it was under the old 1875 Oregon law that said finders keepers, losers weepers.
Speaker 4:
[71:04] That's exactly what it says.
Speaker 5:
[71:06] Yeah, I see. Legalese.
Speaker 2:
[71:08] We'll take a quick break, then we'll come back. And then again, an update. We got some Woody Show news. Next, hang on.
Speaker 1:
[71:16] The Woody Show will be right back. The Woody Show.
Speaker 2:
[71:22] And we've got some Woody Show news to share.
Speaker 5:
[71:26] No idea what it is.
Speaker 2:
[71:28] Yeah, well, Dumbass Tyler just walked into the studio.
Speaker 1:
[71:33] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[71:33] Hello.
Speaker 2:
[71:34] And Dumbass Tyler has some news and an update for everybody.
Speaker 9:
[71:38] Oh, yeah. A little bit of an update. Um, I'm moving out of the apartment.
Speaker 2:
[71:42] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[71:43] Really?
Speaker 2:
[71:43] It's over.
Speaker 5:
[71:44] Yeah. It's short lived.
Speaker 9:
[71:46] I was about three months, I think. Yeah, it's gone.
Speaker 8:
[71:49] Damn, that sucks.
Speaker 9:
[71:50] It came and it went. It's fine.
Speaker 4:
[71:52] Why are you moving out?
Speaker 9:
[71:53] Um, I ever since the hot seat, just sucks. Don't want to be there anymore.
Speaker 4:
[72:00] Oh, my God.
Speaker 9:
[72:01] That's, it's, like, we don't talk to each other.
Speaker 8:
[72:06] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[72:07] No, she does, she hasn't talked to me in like maybe six weeks. The only time she talks to me is when something's due, money-wise, or if I maybe did something in the apartment that she didn't like.
Speaker 8:
[72:18] All right.
Speaker 9:
[72:18] Which she will bring up on here instead of just telling me to my face.
Speaker 4:
[72:22] Oh, no.
Speaker 8:
[72:23] Wait, wait. Why you care if she talks to you or not?
Speaker 9:
[72:26] I don't care, but it makes everything just a little more hostile because when I originally moved in, I thought I was moving in with at least a friend and we haven't been anything remotely like that ever since the hot seat.
Speaker 4:
[72:38] Right.
Speaker 2:
[72:38] He made a good point to me because for a place that I'm paying to live, why don't I want to go to a place that feels hostile and uncomfortable? Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[72:48] I see your point.
Speaker 2:
[72:50] I understand that.
Speaker 9:
[72:51] Yeah. The new spot I'm going to, a bit of an upgrade, which is nice. Oh, okay.
Speaker 6:
[72:56] Are you living alone?
Speaker 9:
[72:58] No. A buddy of mine, his roommate moved out. He owns his spot. He's like, hey, I have a room if you want it.
Speaker 2:
[73:03] You're going to try to kiss him too?
Speaker 9:
[73:05] I will not. No.
Speaker 8:
[73:06] You should try.
Speaker 5:
[73:07] The funny thing is, are you going to use the same line?
Speaker 9:
[73:10] Yeah.
Speaker 17:
[73:11] My coworkers at my other job, they all know what happened and they're like, don't try to kiss him.
Speaker 2:
[73:16] How does he feel about flowers?
Speaker 9:
[73:19] I think he likes them.
Speaker 5:
[73:19] Has he ever dabbled with dudes?
Speaker 9:
[73:22] I don't think he does.
Speaker 2:
[73:23] Is he ready for that?
Speaker 8:
[73:25] It sucks that that happened, but do you think things might go back to normal now?
Speaker 9:
[73:30] No.
Speaker 8:
[73:31] No.
Speaker 9:
[73:31] Oh. No. I don't know what her deal is with me because apparently, she's been like, I hope we can still be friends or whatever. Nothing has conveyed to me that she wants to be friends at all.
Speaker 2:
[73:46] Well, I think it's because you're still under the same roof. I think this could change that because there is this kind of sexual tension. There's some sexual tension.
Speaker 9:
[73:55] There's definitely not.
Speaker 4:
[73:56] But like that pressure release valve.
Speaker 2:
[73:58] Correct.
Speaker 4:
[74:00] Once you go.
Speaker 9:
[74:00] I mean, I guess. I don't know. But at the same time, like all the little jabs that she keeps taking at me on air too, like, just tell me what jabs.
Speaker 2:
[74:10] Like what?
Speaker 9:
[74:11] So like.
Speaker 2:
[74:11] Making fun of your toys?
Speaker 8:
[74:13] No.
Speaker 5:
[74:13] Your finger skateboards? Like your baseball cards?
Speaker 8:
[74:17] Sorry, you got to narrow it down.
Speaker 2:
[74:19] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[74:19] What do you mean?
Speaker 9:
[74:20] So like, oh, like he does this around the apartment. Like I get mad that like, oh, he brought in like fast food. Like I can eat whatever the hell I want. I do not care.
Speaker 2:
[74:27] But that's a jab?
Speaker 8:
[74:28] That's not even a jab.
Speaker 9:
[74:29] I see it as a jab towards me.
Speaker 4:
[74:31] No, she'll take it personally because she's training. It's hard for her.
Speaker 5:
[74:36] And she's telling Tyler on that. So Tyler can't have his fast food because she's training?
Speaker 9:
[74:41] It's just like a petty comment. Like just why do you need to bring it up?
Speaker 8:
[74:44] She's not being serious, dude. She's like, she's going through this training thing and she's like, oh, it sucks that you're bringing food to them.
Speaker 4:
[74:50] Like everything's heightened right now. But then again, she's the one who lives with her.
Speaker 8:
[74:53] You're overanalyzing that.
Speaker 2:
[74:54] Yeah, that's why I think like the separation, like him going to live with his new boyfriend and she going back to like having her own space. Well, I think that'll do good because as far as like the back and forth between you guys, because everybody like the temperature is going to be brought down.
Speaker 4:
[75:12] But she's got to get another roommate.
Speaker 5:
[75:13] Exactly.
Speaker 6:
[75:13] Yeah, because her price went up, right?
Speaker 5:
[75:15] She's doubled I thought.
Speaker 15:
[75:16] She paid for a bed.
Speaker 9:
[75:18] Not exactly.
Speaker 4:
[75:19] Well, I know you're not split 50-50.
Speaker 9:
[75:22] No, not exactly. So when we moved in, she told you guys that she had moved from a one bedroom into a two bedroom we were both going to split. She's been living in that two bedroom the entire time.
Speaker 4:
[75:34] Wait, what?
Speaker 9:
[75:35] Yeah. She has been living in that two bedroom the entire time.
Speaker 8:
[75:39] Then why would she say that?
Speaker 9:
[75:40] I have no idea.
Speaker 6:
[75:41] Because that was-
Speaker 9:
[75:42] I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 6:
[75:43] I don't think he's lying either. I think she explicitly said, I moved in the same complex from a one to a two.
Speaker 9:
[75:48] She explicitly said that multiple times.
Speaker 2:
[75:50] But how long ago was that?
Speaker 9:
[75:52] How long ago has she been living there?
Speaker 2:
[75:54] Well, because she was in a one bedroom, right?
Speaker 9:
[75:57] No, she was in a two bedroom the entire time.
Speaker 8:
[75:58] So you're saying that's a fake story?
Speaker 6:
[76:00] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[76:00] So she's not moved departments within the same apartment complex?
Speaker 5:
[76:03] No, I thought she did that when you moved in.
Speaker 9:
[76:05] Nope.
Speaker 4:
[76:05] Well, that's what she said.
Speaker 6:
[76:07] So why did you let her get away with that lie time?
Speaker 9:
[76:09] I don't know. I was kind of puzzled when she... Okay, let's calm it down. First off, let's remove the L word. That's not happening.
Speaker 8:
[76:17] That's a weird ass thing just to make up for it.
Speaker 6:
[76:19] That's very weird. Yeah, because if she had just said, hey, I need some help with rent.
Speaker 9:
[76:23] Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 8:
[76:25] Because I have this extra room.
Speaker 5:
[76:26] She specifically said, when you moved in, she left a one bedroom in that complex to a two bedroom in that complex.
Speaker 9:
[76:33] And she said that multiple times.
Speaker 2:
[76:36] We have to bring this up. Did you intentionally wait for her to be out of town because she's in Philly for her fight?
Speaker 9:
[76:44] It made it a little bit easier because I can move...
Speaker 2:
[76:47] Are you ghosting in the middle of the night?
Speaker 9:
[76:49] No.
Speaker 2:
[76:49] Will she come back and you're gonna be out of the apartment?
Speaker 9:
[76:51] No, she knows. I texted her a couple of hours ago. What's the time? Couple of hours ago. Let me explain that.
Speaker 4:
[76:58] This is the first she's hearing that you're moving out?
Speaker 9:
[77:00] Yeah, this is the first she's hearing about.
Speaker 10:
[77:02] Why are you being a petty dude?
Speaker 9:
[77:03] No. Let me explain that.
Speaker 2:
[77:04] Well, that might fire her up and she'll have extra rage for the fight.
Speaker 9:
[77:09] I knew that if I said something before, she's going to take it, she's going to bring it up on here, she's going to try and flip it and make me look like the bad guy. I'm like, I want to try and get my piece out without her here so I don't get interrupted or she doesn't try to change the story or do anything like that.
Speaker 6:
[77:27] That's fair to a degree.
Speaker 9:
[77:29] Yeah. It also helped that she's gone so I can just freely move myself without having to worry like, oh, am I bothering her?
Speaker 6:
[77:35] Just get caught in a makeout trap, yeah.
Speaker 9:
[77:37] It also helps that Jeffrey's at the dog sitter, so he's out so I could literally move everything.
Speaker 5:
[77:42] Think of all the little naked time you could have right now. Instead, you're moving?
Speaker 9:
[77:47] It's fine.
Speaker 5:
[77:48] So you'll be out when she gets back?
Speaker 9:
[77:49] I will literally be out by this weekend.
Speaker 6:
[77:52] I will say, to the Tyler's Dick angle on this, typically with renting, and I know you're not on the lease or anything official, a month is customary for politeness.
Speaker 9:
[78:03] Well, nothing about the last couple, what, six weeks has been polite anyway, so it's fine.
Speaker 4:
[78:10] But in the last couple weeks, like the last let's say two weeks, when you go home, who, does anyone use the common space anymore? Does everyone go right to their bedroom?
Speaker 9:
[78:20] I've been using it a little bit more. I don't think she ever uses it. She'll usually just make dinner and then just go straight to her room.
Speaker 4:
[78:26] And where's the dog?
Speaker 9:
[78:28] He's usually in her room.
Speaker 4:
[78:30] Okay.
Speaker 9:
[78:30] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[78:31] And Tyler, since you're leaving, have there been any male visitors?
Speaker 9:
[78:35] Nope.
Speaker 6:
[78:36] Okay.
Speaker 9:
[78:36] What? Oh, no.
Speaker 4:
[78:37] Not to you.
Speaker 13:
[78:39] That's why I was like, what?
Speaker 4:
[78:41] I was like, wait, am I still gay?
Speaker 2:
[78:42] No, but actually, Tyler's saving himself for his new boyfriend. Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[78:47] But speaking...
Speaker 2:
[78:48] I'm saving my behind and for him.
Speaker 9:
[78:49] So speaking of the male thing that Seabass brought up, so there is another lie. So the day after the hot seat, she comes on here and she's like, oh, I got him flowers as a way to extend the olive branch. Because I told you guys sometimes I get flowers for myself.
Speaker 2:
[79:08] We've heard that.
Speaker 9:
[79:08] Okay, so you guys know. So she's like, oh, I got him flowers as a way to say, I'm sorry, those flowers were from Cabo because he felt bad.
Speaker 8:
[79:16] They were re-gifted flowers.
Speaker 9:
[79:18] They weren't even re-gifted, they were just sitting there. I'm like, well, I don't want them.
Speaker 2:
[79:22] Was there a card? How do you know they're from him?
Speaker 9:
[79:24] Because she straight up told me.
Speaker 6:
[79:25] So that by the way, that's her ex-boyfriend.
Speaker 9:
[79:28] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[79:28] Right.
Speaker 4:
[79:30] This is so messy.
Speaker 9:
[79:32] The tea is hot.
Speaker 6:
[79:34] So her ex-boyfriend sent her, who she's been broken up with for several months, sent her flowers.
Speaker 9:
[79:39] Because I guess he felt bad for her on the segment or whatever.
Speaker 5:
[79:43] For the stuff involving you?
Speaker 9:
[79:44] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[79:45] Okay, now look, no guy does that unless he wants to reopen that door.
Speaker 8:
[79:50] He obviously does, but I don't understand these little white lies.
Speaker 9:
[79:55] I don't understand it either because we both agreed that the whole us making out thing would never come out on air, and she decided to bring it up behind my back. Well, it's good content.
Speaker 8:
[80:03] We support it.
Speaker 9:
[80:04] Okay, I'll give you the good content part. But I don't know, just piss me off. And then, so about three weeks ago, I was still 50-50 on it. And then Woody gave us a check-in. He's like, hey, how are you guys doing? I'm like, I'm fine. She's like, oh yeah, we're fine. And then she says, it is what it is until it isn't. And then she follows that up by saying, oh, it's not my decision to have a roommate. I'm just sacrificing it so I can get more money. This entire thing was her idea. I never want to brought up moving in. She's the one that brought it up to me. So I don't know what the hell she's talking about.
Speaker 6:
[80:36] Let's go back to that. How did that whole thing start? What was the conversation there?
Speaker 4:
[80:40] What were you guys wasted?
Speaker 9:
[80:41] Day drinking? So we were day drinking.
Speaker 2:
[80:43] Is there any other truth that we want to get out of Tyler while he's here? I feel like he's just letting it all out.
Speaker 4:
[80:48] He's all over the place right now.
Speaker 2:
[80:50] Yeah, Bored, is there anything that we should be asking about while he's under this truth serum?
Speaker 16:
[80:54] Yeah, Tyler, is there anything about yourself you want to be honest about?
Speaker 9:
[80:57] Not that I can think of.
Speaker 16:
[80:59] Is there anything else you want to cover up at all?
Speaker 9:
[81:02] No, I honestly don't.
Speaker 16:
[81:06] Hold on, hold on. My mic's on for once. Okay, hang on.
Speaker 9:
[81:09] No, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 16:
[81:10] Now, you're saying that Morgan brought up all these things, and you're like, I don't know why she's white lying about this. Tyler, didn't you ask Morgan to white lie and say that you're paying an equal share of the rent?
Speaker 9:
[81:22] Yeah, because I thought it would make... Make you sound better? No, no, no.
Speaker 16:
[81:25] Make you sound more of a man?
Speaker 9:
[81:27] No, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. I thought it would just sound more fair, like, oh, maybe it'll sound more fair if we're both paying. I don't care if...
Speaker 2:
[81:34] Sound more fair. If you felt that way, then why would you just pay more?
Speaker 16:
[81:37] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[81:38] I mean, I was going to take a discount. Like, I'm going to take a little bit of money, like, that's fine.
Speaker 16:
[81:43] Now, Tyler, also, along with you ghosting or allegedly not ghosting and texting her right now, how long ago did you plan movers to come pick up your stuff?
Speaker 9:
[81:52] I officially hired them maybe about a week ago. Oh, okay.
Speaker 5:
[81:56] How much stuff do you have?
Speaker 9:
[81:58] I only have a bedroom worth of stuff. I only have a bedroom worth of stuff, but I'm going from the first floor to the third floor, and I don't want to...
Speaker 5:
[82:06] You don't want to do all that walking.
Speaker 9:
[82:09] I didn't want to take the stairs. All the big stuff, I'm just going to hire a movers.
Speaker 6:
[82:13] So, wait, there's no elevator to a new place?
Speaker 9:
[82:15] There is an elevator, but I'm just like, just get them to do it. I'd be moving for the second time in three months. I'm like, just hire somebody.
Speaker 4:
[82:22] Well, with all the money he saved with Morgan, he can hire the movers.
Speaker 16:
[82:24] No, it's true.
Speaker 9:
[82:25] Well, on top of that, it was going to cost the same to rent a U-Haul myself to pay my brothers or my friends to come home. It's going to even out, so I might as well just hire someone to do it.
Speaker 16:
[82:33] It's one room. Yeah, it's one room.
Speaker 2:
[82:35] It's one room with stuff.
Speaker 9:
[82:37] But it's still going to cost about the same, so I'll just hire someone.
Speaker 5:
[82:39] Woody, you should support that, though.
Speaker 2:
[82:40] Yeah, of course.
Speaker 5:
[82:42] That part is immaterial.
Speaker 8:
[82:43] Can I go back, though, the notice? So, OK, so you paid this month's rent, right? And you're not giving the 30-day notice as you should.
Speaker 6:
[82:52] So she's getting a week till the end of the month, roughly?
Speaker 9:
[82:54] Yeah, I guess. Oh, I guess. You know what that sounds like? Not my problem. So yeah. Wow.
Speaker 8:
[83:02] This is just this is just being hold on. This is just being petty. I mean, I would definitely no matter what the situation was, she didn't like super burn you. She hurt your feelings and you're being petty about it right now.
Speaker 9:
[83:15] It's artis.
Speaker 8:
[83:16] But you should at least pay another 30 days. And I know that does sound right. Yeah. That's the right thing to do as a man.
Speaker 2:
[83:24] Yeah, because you got to give her notice.
Speaker 8:
[83:26] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[83:27] Yeah, it's probably not going to happen, but OK.
Speaker 4:
[83:30] What about two weeks, what about half a month's rent?
Speaker 2:
[83:33] I think that's between them. I mean, I don't know what the agreement was.
Speaker 8:
[83:36] I know.
Speaker 9:
[83:37] Honestly, I told her earlier.
Speaker 2:
[83:39] Because if you were on a lease, let's just say for the sake of argument, you were on a lease, you just can't like up and leave.
Speaker 9:
[83:44] Yeah, but that's also her fault for not putting me on the lease on the first one.
Speaker 4:
[83:48] That's all. Then you'd be stuck.
Speaker 2:
[83:50] See, this is where a little bitter bitch comes out. Yeah, don't be like that.
Speaker 9:
[83:55] No, so like I'm not trying to be, but like I said, the whole reason I didn't tell her in the first place is because I didn't want her to turn it on me.
Speaker 8:
[84:01] So Tyler, we always talk about when it comes to a breakup and you feel like you've been wronged, you don't give them anything ammo to use against you. And see, I told you this is exactly what you're doing.
Speaker 9:
[84:13] So for this one thing, yeah, I guess. But for everything else, like I'm deep cleaning like this entire apartment before I'm leaving. Which I was planning on doing anyway. I'm making sure everything's out. I'm making sure I'm gone before she gets back from the fight. Like I'm just trying not to give her a reason for anything.
Speaker 2:
[84:31] But you can't wait till this deep in the month.
Speaker 9:
[84:33] Well, I mean, if I would have said it sooner.
Speaker 2:
[84:36] If you would have told her like on the first or whatever.
Speaker 12:
[84:39] Well, I hadn't decided by the first.
Speaker 2:
[84:41] Yeah, and like you paid your portion of the rent, you had that whole 30 days of the transition.
Speaker 9:
[84:46] She was paying for it herself the whole time, so she'll figure it out.
Speaker 12:
[84:48] What was that second bedroom being used for before you?
Speaker 9:
[84:51] It was literally just all her extra stuff.
Speaker 5:
[84:53] That to me is like the biggest bombshell. She specifically said it.
Speaker 9:
[84:58] I know that's true. Show me why.
Speaker 8:
[84:59] I don't know why.
Speaker 5:
[85:01] Why didn't you tell us?
Speaker 8:
[85:02] Wait, do you think there was another roommate there that we don't know about?
Speaker 9:
[85:05] Maybe.
Speaker 4:
[85:06] No, I think the question would have been. Well, wait, if you're having money problems, why have you been living in a two bedroom the whole time? Yeah. I think that she wanted to avoid that conversation.
Speaker 8:
[85:16] I think there was another roommate and something might have went south.
Speaker 16:
[85:19] There was former roommates years ago.
Speaker 4:
[85:21] Yeah, but not butted up against Tyler moving in.
Speaker 6:
[85:25] See, Tyler, you could come out this smelling like a rose.
Speaker 8:
[85:28] But you're being a little bitch on this one part.
Speaker 6:
[85:31] I know it sucks, to pay the 30 days, then you get to be the winner in all respects.
Speaker 8:
[85:35] Yeah, but he never listens to her.
Speaker 2:
[85:37] Don't you want to be a winner?
Speaker 9:
[85:39] I will think about it. That means he's not. No, I will legitimately think about it.
Speaker 8:
[85:44] Liar.
Speaker 4:
[85:45] Has she texted you back yet?
Speaker 9:
[85:47] Yeah, so I text her a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 4:
[85:49] Wait, you guys, remember, she just found out that he's leaving. So did she respond?
Speaker 9:
[85:54] She did. Hold on one sec.
Speaker 6:
[85:55] Menace, look at this to make sure he's not lying to us.
Speaker 9:
[85:57] No, hold on.
Speaker 4:
[85:58] Yeah, don't pull it up in your notes section.
Speaker 6:
[86:00] So yeah, she says, I respect your opinion.
Speaker 8:
[86:02] Yeah, it's all golden years.
Speaker 4:
[86:03] And I was totally wrong.
Speaker 9:
[86:04] Menace is looking at it right now. This is literally what I said.
Speaker 8:
[86:07] Awesome. Just make sure the room is clean when you move.
Speaker 9:
[86:12] It's as clean as the way it was when you moved in.
Speaker 8:
[86:14] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[86:15] That's all she said. So that's all I'm like, awesome.
Speaker 5:
[86:17] She said awesome.
Speaker 9:
[86:18] I'm pretty sure that was a very sarcastic awesome, but yeah, sure.
Speaker 16:
[86:21] I do have a follow up Tyler question with the move. He said he has a lot of big items moving out. Tyler, you were gifted an item recently.
Speaker 9:
[86:29] That's staying behind.
Speaker 16:
[86:30] So that is staying, so you were leaving the 70 inch TV behind.
Speaker 9:
[86:33] He's referring to the TV that Menace gave us both. I will leave that behind. I will take the Apple TV attachment because that has all my login info in it. I'm like, you're not mooching off my free streaming stuff anymore.
Speaker 8:
[86:46] Because I also gave them an Apple TV.
Speaker 9:
[86:48] I mean, I could, but I kind of like it, so I'm keeping it. Okay. That's the one thing.
Speaker 4:
[86:52] So you're splitting. I'll take the Apple TV.
Speaker 9:
[86:54] She can keep the TV because it's still a smart TV. You can download the apps on there, whatever. I'll take the actual Apple TV thing. It's over, guys.
Speaker 4:
[87:06] This is something.
Speaker 8:
[87:07] You're missing a golden opportunity to be like the overall winner in all this. And he never listened to his friends. We always tell him a clean way out of anything.
Speaker 9:
[87:17] He never listens. I'll probably do it.
Speaker 8:
[87:20] He always knows better, dude.
Speaker 9:
[87:21] I understand the one trick is.
Speaker 2:
[87:23] I understand there's bitter feelings on both sides. She's bitter for her reasons, you're bitter for your reasons, but put those aside and just do the right thing.
Speaker 6:
[87:32] Bang it out.
Speaker 9:
[87:33] So you're right, the one trick.
Speaker 2:
[87:35] Yeah, bang it out.
Speaker 9:
[87:36] No, the one complicated thing is is that I also have to pay my new roommate on the 1st. So that'd be like double the rent. So I got to figure that out.
Speaker 4:
[87:44] Wait, so why does she get screwed and he doesn't?
Speaker 9:
[87:47] Well, so I paid her on the 1st for this last month or on the 1st of whatever, April. So that covers all of April.
Speaker 6:
[87:55] How about a payment plan?
Speaker 9:
[87:56] How about that? No, because if I'm not going to be there in May, like why should I stay for May?
Speaker 6:
[88:00] Because you're ghosting her, that's why.
Speaker 9:
[88:03] Yeah. According to the text, she doesn't sound too concerned about it. Until later.
Speaker 2:
[88:07] It's over, guys. Wow. There's your update.
Speaker 4:
[88:10] That light burned fast and bright.
Speaker 9:
[88:12] I will legitimately think about the payment thing.
Speaker 2:
[88:14] I'll tell you all. All right, some feedback on the text. Just so, by the way, great idea somebody had. We should take it from when this whole thing started. We first found out that they were living together, that they became roommates.
Speaker 8:
[88:36] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[88:36] And then do like a whole hour. So like segment one is like the reveal of them living together.
Speaker 5:
[88:41] We're new roommates.
Speaker 2:
[88:42] Segment two is, you know.
Speaker 4:
[88:44] All the drama.
Speaker 2:
[88:45] Yeah. The hot seat with the, you know, the make and app.
Speaker 5:
[88:49] Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:
[88:50] Well, I guess so. Moving in together and then starting with like how he had crap and toys and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[88:56] That's what was fun and stuff.
Speaker 2:
[88:57] Yeah. Yeah. This the chicken, the sick chicken.
Speaker 5:
[89:00] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[89:01] And then we'll like and then by the end of the hour, it's he's moving out.
Speaker 5:
[89:05] Hey, guys, got news.
Speaker 2:
[89:06] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[89:06] Wouldn't that be appointment listening? I would listen to that entire hour.
Speaker 9:
[89:10] That's a make a podcast compilation. Something like that.
Speaker 8:
[89:13] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[89:14] Like a montage. A very special hour in the arc.
Speaker 8:
[89:16] We have it all on video, too. So a documentary. Oh. A special Woody Show YouTube episode.
Speaker 2:
[89:22] All right. So on the text over to 22987. Good for Tyler. Spill the tea about. Let's see. Oh, it's about time that you defend yourself and speak up. I love hearing your side. OK.
Speaker 9:
[89:37] Appreciate it.
Speaker 2:
[89:37] Let's see. When you get fired from a job, they don't give you a notice. When a girl breaks up with you, she doesn't give you a notice. So why does Homeboy have to give her a notice?
Speaker 9:
[89:48] Because it's a rent situation. Those are a little bit different.
Speaker 2:
[89:51] Yeah, it's a rent situation. Tyler needs to do the right thing and pay one more month's rent. She should have gotten 30 days' notice, regardless of whatever happened between those two. It's a 310 texting over. Hell hath no fury like a Tyler's scorn.
Speaker 8:
[90:04] I know.
Speaker 2:
[90:05] Says this one. I had roommates that took off on rent day, had to go to work and when came back, they were gone, didn't pay the rent. We were in such a bad situation that we had to leave that apartment. Morgan is out of town. She's paying for this trip. By the way, no, she's not.
Speaker 5:
[90:23] Yeah, no, I paid for the trip. I paid for her trip and for the trainer in the outfit.
Speaker 2:
[90:31] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[90:31] You paid for the flights too?
Speaker 2:
[90:32] Yeah, flights, hotels.
Speaker 4:
[90:33] I thought it was just the kit.
Speaker 2:
[90:35] No, I paid for that too.
Speaker 4:
[90:36] Oh wow.
Speaker 2:
[90:36] Yeah, the fight kit with the...
Speaker 4:
[90:37] And the trainer?
Speaker 2:
[90:39] Yeah, and the trainer to go. Paid for all of it.
Speaker 4:
[90:41] You sponsored the whole thing.
Speaker 2:
[90:42] Yeah. I don't understand how dumbass Tyler comes out looking like the bad guy when he's done nothing but stay quiet and endure Morgan's on air verbal lashings. Payback's a bitch. Good for you, Tyler. This one says, I can't believe the DAT and Morgan roommate chronicles are already over. Well, it was great while last week.
Speaker 9:
[91:01] It was so fast. It's the quickest book series I've ever seen.
Speaker 2:
[91:04] And then this one says, I don't know how much Tyler was paying in rent, but I do know that he bragged recently about buying some WWE trading cards on a whim and pulling a $500 CM Punk card.
Speaker 9:
[91:15] I did, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[91:16] Sell it and give the money to Morgan.
Speaker 9:
[91:18] It is currently listed on eBay. If you want to buy it, check it out.
Speaker 2:
[91:21] How much?
Speaker 9:
[91:22] For 500.
Speaker 2:
[91:23] Oh, for 500 bucks?
Speaker 9:
[91:24] Yeah, it's for 500.
Speaker 2:
[91:24] And what was your rent?
Speaker 9:
[91:26] A thousand. So that would cover half of it right there.
Speaker 2:
[91:28] Oh, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 9:
[91:29] Yeah, which by the way, thought about it over the break. We'll do it 250 for four weeks. So that comes down to a thousand.
Speaker 4:
[91:37] Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5:
[91:38] That's fair.
Speaker 9:
[91:38] Do it that way.
Speaker 5:
[91:39] Okay, that's fair. Split it up. I mean, you've had other apartment situations in your life in the past, right?
Speaker 9:
[91:44] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[91:45] Has any landlord ever said, yeah, you don't need to give notice. That's fine.
Speaker 2:
[91:48] Now, what if she agrees to kiss you again? Would that be like a discount? Does she get any kind of, you know?
Speaker 9:
[91:52] Kiss count?
Speaker 2:
[91:53] Yeah, does she get a kiss count?
Speaker 9:
[91:55] Look, everyone thinks that like, oh, he still has to think for, no, it's completely dead.
Speaker 8:
[91:59] Well, I think at least the offer she might say, you know what, I don't need your money. So then you're good.
Speaker 2:
[92:06] Well, he changed his mind a couple of different times in this whole process. Number one, he's now deciding to give her the money for the rent. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah. But he was also, according to Bored, he was also planning on keeping that TV.
Speaker 9:
[92:23] I was planning on it, but it's fine.
Speaker 2:
[92:25] It wasn't gonna be like, oh, I'm just gonna let her have it. No, you know why? Because I guess he got another TV already.
Speaker 8:
[92:29] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[92:30] Well, you're working on it.
Speaker 9:
[92:30] Yeah, we're working on something.
Speaker 8:
[92:32] Well, he found out, he found out I'm changing out a TV because I had, I got one of those frame TVs.
Speaker 2:
[92:39] Right.
Speaker 8:
[92:40] And then so I have this spare one that I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2:
[92:42] Another one? Another spare?
Speaker 8:
[92:44] Well, I had the one that's on the-
Speaker 2:
[92:46] Is that where this other one came from?
Speaker 5:
[92:47] It's being replaced, yeah.
Speaker 8:
[92:48] Yeah, because I moved-
Speaker 2:
[92:49] The one that's in their apartment right now, that came from you.
Speaker 8:
[92:51] It did.
Speaker 2:
[92:52] That was a spare.
Speaker 8:
[92:53] It was a spare because I moved and I didn't have room for it.
Speaker 2:
[92:55] Now you have another spare?
Speaker 8:
[92:56] Because I'm replacing the TV they have on the wall with the frame TV.
Speaker 2:
[92:59] Geez.
Speaker 8:
[93:00] He just goes around.
Speaker 5:
[93:01] He's got like 100 TVs.
Speaker 2:
[93:02] Apparently.
Speaker 8:
[93:04] I have 90.
Speaker 9:
[93:05] He's basically on every wall.
Speaker 8:
[93:06] Dude, I installed a television for my dogs when they sleep. I'm obsessed. But yeah, so Tyler found out.
Speaker 2:
[93:15] Classy record.
Speaker 5:
[93:17] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[93:18] It's in the laundry room. You can't see it. It's hidden behind a door.
Speaker 5:
[93:21] Neither can the dogs.
Speaker 8:
[93:23] They watch it all the time. They love Jersey Shore. But so yeah, Tyler found out I had this spare TV. And I'm like, dude, like again, we try to help him so many times to not look like an a-hole in this situation when he's up. But he like loves to do things like that.
Speaker 2:
[93:38] You know, it's like when people hit on a slot machine and then they put it all back.
Speaker 9:
[93:42] There's some times I'm just stubborn as hell. Like it doesn't seem like it, but there are a couple of times I'm just really stubborn.
Speaker 8:
[93:48] Dude, don't be an idiot. Just leave the television and like pay her the money, the rest of the money, and then you're golden. You look like-
Speaker 2:
[93:57] Now, also, just so everybody is clear, when Morgan gets back, I have to give her an opportunity to respond.
Speaker 8:
[94:05] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[94:05] That's fine. I don't care.
Speaker 2:
[94:06] Like uninterrupted.
Speaker 9:
[94:07] That's fine.
Speaker 2:
[94:08] In other words, where like you got to be in the other room, I'm not going to have your mic on.
Speaker 8:
[94:12] That's fine.
Speaker 2:
[94:12] Yeah. Like she's got to have an opportunity to- To monologue.
Speaker 8:
[94:15] And he says that, but Brett and I know that this fool is going to crash out on whatever the hell she says.
Speaker 9:
[94:23] I'll be dead silent. I'll even go to one of the side studios if it makes you feel better.
Speaker 2:
[94:30] I can't figure out. Do you like Tyler or not?
Speaker 8:
[94:33] I love this guy. I champion for him, but I'm just so frustrated.
Speaker 9:
[94:37] He knows me like the back of his head. Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[94:40] I just get so frustrated because I want him to do so well, but he does so many dumb things to mess it up.
Speaker 2:
[94:46] His name is dumbass Tyler. He got that name for a reason, man.
Speaker 5:
[94:49] He's living up to it.
Speaker 8:
[94:50] Dude, just listen to your friends.
Speaker 16:
[94:52] Yeah. Just be smarter.
Speaker 9:
[94:53] Well, like I said, I listened over the break.
Speaker 8:
[94:55] Yeah. So you promise that you're going to let Morgan says what she has to say, and then you're going to let it go because you're already out.
Speaker 9:
[95:02] It's been, yeah, it's been let go since we had the original hot seat. It's been fine. I just needed to get it.
Speaker 2:
[95:10] No, it's a lie. I'm a distance from it. I can tell you.
Speaker 5:
[95:14] Yeah, you haven't let it go.
Speaker 2:
[95:15] Neither one of you have.
Speaker 5:
[95:16] It's visually been so.
Speaker 2:
[95:18] Neither one. I can feel the tension. It's palpable.
Speaker 5:
[95:21] Absolutely.
Speaker 8:
[95:22] Now you understand my frustration. I'm like, dude, why? Why be that?
Speaker 2:
[95:26] Well, I'm glad you decided to give her whatever the payment thing is, 250, whatever. That's great.
Speaker 1:
[95:31] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[95:33] Are you going to tell her before the fight or give her the ammo to get angry for the fight?
Speaker 2:
[95:36] Well, no, he doesn't have to say anything. He doesn't have to say anything because she's going to get the money.
Speaker 1:
[95:41] Just sell it at 250. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[95:42] But she doesn't know that. What about your part of the... Well, don't worry. By the time the next rent payment rolls around, you will be whole.
Speaker 4:
[95:48] Right, but should he tell her that in advance?
Speaker 8:
[95:51] I mean, she hasn't asked yet on the text, has she? Has there been a follow-up text since the one that we read?
Speaker 9:
[95:56] Oh, no. No, no, no.
Speaker 8:
[95:57] Okay. Yeah. When she brings it up, if she brings it up, then...
Speaker 4:
[96:00] Wait, wait. You're not saying... You're not saying only pay her if she brings it up?
Speaker 8:
[96:04] No, no, no.
Speaker 9:
[96:05] I'll do it either way.
Speaker 17:
[96:06] Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[96:07] Or at least offer.
Speaker 2:
[96:08] And it's toward the end of the month, so I mean, if she does need it by the first, does that mean the rent... I'm assuming that's when the rent's due?
Speaker 9:
[96:13] The rent for... Like if I was staying for next month, yeah, that would be when it was due. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[96:17] But you're only going to give her 200. So she's expecting the thousand bucks, but she's going to get 250 bucks between now and the beginning of the month?
Speaker 9:
[96:24] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[96:24] She'll get 250 a week.
Speaker 9:
[96:25] Yeah, 250 a week. I mean, it comes out to 250.
Speaker 2:
[96:27] I tell you what, here's what I'll do. I will give her the thousand dollars. You can owe me.
Speaker 4:
[96:31] Aw, babe.
Speaker 2:
[96:33] You can owe me, because dude, you're not going to flake on me.
Speaker 9:
[96:36] No, that's fine. I wasn't going to flake anyway.
Speaker 2:
[96:39] I'll send someone to cut your nuts off.
Speaker 5:
[96:40] That's a good point. Because she's expecting a thousand. I wasn't going to flake anyway.
Speaker 2:
[96:45] I want her to have...
Speaker 4:
[96:46] That's very nice.
Speaker 5:
[96:47] Totally clear.
Speaker 2:
[96:48] Yeah, exactly. All right, yeah, you're going to owe me. That's more fun anyway.
Speaker 4:
[96:51] Yeah, Woody will put you on a payment plan. We'll find ways for you to work it out.
Speaker 8:
[96:55] Dude, we have to do the payments on air.
Speaker 4:
[96:57] Oh yeah.
Speaker 8:
[96:58] Today's the payment day.
Speaker 2:
[96:59] Yeah, you can give me the cash in the envelope that they do in the mob movies.
Speaker 4:
[97:02] Yeah, in dollar bills.
Speaker 2:
[97:04] Yeah. All right, more Woody Show.
Speaker 11:
[97:06] More Woody Show, next.
Speaker 1:
[97:12] SoCal Sports, with Jeff Garcia.
Speaker 10:
[97:17] Hey, Jeff G.
Speaker 11:
[97:18] What's going on? Good morning, Woody Show. Yesterday was a great day to be an Orange County sports fan. Let's start with the Ducks. They beat the Oilers to even up that series.
Speaker 1:
[97:25] Has this saved me?
Speaker 8:
[97:26] Dolce off the rebound.
Speaker 11:
[97:29] Game three is Friday in Orange County. Sticking with the NHL. Kings skate tonight against the Avs at 7 p.m. at crypto.com Arena. Moving on to the Angels. They beat the Blue Jays yesterday, seven to three.
Speaker 16:
[97:46] What a blast.
Speaker 11:
[97:48] Halos are off today. Up in the Bay Area last night, the Dodgers offense was missing again. Boys in blue lost again to the Giants, wasted a great outing from Otani. Six innings, seven Ks. More bad news for Otani. His inning streak is now over at 53 games. Dodgers and Giants today at 12.45. Glass now on the mound for the Dodgers. Make sure you catch the action on our sister station, AM 570 LA Sports and of course, on the free iHeartRadio app. And last but not least, today is the NFL Draft live from Pittsburgh starting at 5 p.m. Lots of expensive flashy suits and jewelry and of course, crying parents. The Rams are picking 13th and 29th and the Chargers are picking 22nd. I'm Jeff G and that's SoCal Sports.
Speaker 2:
[98:31] All right, Jeff G.
Speaker 1:
[98:31] Jeff G everybody.
Speaker 8:
[98:33] Do you know how this bridge with the screen on it? When somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically pops up on the refrigerator.
Speaker 2:
[98:40] Which is helpful because most of the time, Menace is in the kitchen.
Speaker 8:
[98:43] Yeah. The Woody Show.
Speaker 2:
[98:45] All right, well, we're going to get into a round of This Week in audio. What do you have for us, Seabass?
Speaker 6:
[98:51] There's a statement that has been making a lot of news from the very talented and funny Russell Brand. He's in a lot of trouble overseas.
Speaker 2:
[99:00] He's still doing a big podcast, Menace. I thought his podcast did well.
Speaker 6:
[99:04] I got nuked when his sexual assault allegations came up.
Speaker 2:
[99:08] I thought he did the podcast after all that.
Speaker 8:
[99:10] He released some videos and stuff like that.
Speaker 6:
[99:13] Which, to be fair, I don't like Russell Brand, but his assault allegations have nothing to do with his podcast. YouTube screwed him on that. Well, here he is talking to Meg and Kelly about something he did a long time ago.
Speaker 17:
[99:21] In Europe and in the United Kingdom where I'm from, the age of consent is 16, and I did sleep with a 16-year-old when I was 30. But when I was 30, I was a very different person. I was a lot younger and I was an immature 30-year-old. Consentual sex, actually, with a variety of people, when there is a strong power differential, as there is when you're a famous man that has the ability to attract women that I had at that time, I think involves exploitation.
Speaker 6:
[99:51] Yes. I mean, well, the 16-year-old, sure, of course. Well, the point being there that he's still dealing with the assault, but then this reminded me, the birdiction board that we did a number of years ago, where we birdicted who would be the next to get in this kind of trouble. And who do I have here? Next to Jonah Hill, Russell Brands. Whoa. Hey. I got one.
Speaker 2:
[100:12] Although the link on that one looks newer than the other writing.
Speaker 6:
[100:14] That's not true at all. I'll give this, Gina had Shia LaBeouf, but his stuff is just drunk and disorderly, not such stuff. Other updates on here, Chris Brown for Sammy, Usher for Greg, Ashton Kutcher for Gina.
Speaker 2:
[100:27] And Jay-Z.
Speaker 6:
[100:28] And Jay Lowe.
Speaker 8:
[100:29] I mean, Jay-Z kind of did, but he-
Speaker 6:
[100:31] Yeah, but his got thrown out.
Speaker 8:
[100:33] Yeah, he beat the target.
Speaker 6:
[100:34] So I think I've got like half a point for Russell Brand so far.
Speaker 5:
[100:37] Isn't Usher an apologist for somebody who's-
Speaker 6:
[100:39] For Diddy?
Speaker 5:
[100:40] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[100:40] Yeah, which Sandy approved of. Well, he said he never saw that kind of stuff from Diddy, which is, I mean, I believe that.
Speaker 5:
[100:46] Yeah, sure. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2:
[100:47] This Week in Audio.
Speaker 6:
[100:48] So what's become popular online is people doing their own To Catch a Predator stings. And this is a really bad idea because number one, you might be running into pedophiles who might not want to be caught and might shoot you and or them selves. And number two, you're not a professional and you might accuse the wrong person. Well, that's what happened last week.
Speaker 4:
[101:07] Oh no.
Speaker 6:
[101:08] Where this jackass named Vitaly, who by the way, just spent like six months in a Russian prison for screwing with people over there.
Speaker 8:
[101:13] I think it was the Philippines.
Speaker 6:
[101:15] Oh, Philippines, yes. Yeah, there's somebody else. He's Russian, he was in the Philippines.
Speaker 8:
[101:17] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:
[101:18] Cause he was just, he's just a dick. Well, he's decided to be doing one of these on make your own Catch a Predator segments.
Speaker 8:
[101:24] DIY.
Speaker 6:
[101:25] DIY, build your own. And the guy he called out on a live stream was like, no, no, no, that's not me. Oh, by the way, hold on one second. I should point out this gentleman he's approaching is Indian, which is going to explain the noises that Vitaly is making at the beginning of this clip.
Speaker 15:
[101:39] Ringo, maga, ringa, ringa, chinga, ringa, you wanna for 16 year old, chinga, ginga, ginga, ginga, ginga.
Speaker 10:
[101:46] She never told me she was 16.
Speaker 9:
[101:47] Oh, she did.
Speaker 7:
[101:48] Where did she, I swear to God, she never told me she was 16.
Speaker 6:
[101:51] Wait, really?
Speaker 1:
[101:52] I swear, I swear, I swear.
Speaker 17:
[101:53] My bad, bro, you're good, you're good.
Speaker 2:
[101:55] No, I swear to God.
Speaker 6:
[101:55] Sorry, sorry, bro.
Speaker 2:
[101:56] Wrong person, wrong person.
Speaker 4:
[101:57] My bad.
Speaker 6:
[101:58] Wrong person.
Speaker 4:
[101:59] Sorry, I tried to ruin your life.
Speaker 8:
[102:01] Well, that guy ended up calling the cops so they can verify everything. And yeah, and it came out that it wasn't him.
Speaker 6:
[102:07] Problem is that all his information's instantly, because of course the internet's face is on there, it's live video. So, and by the way, defamation.
Speaker 2:
[102:13] And nobody ever goes for the follow-up.
Speaker 8:
[102:16] No.
Speaker 6:
[102:16] Well, here's the thing. This guy's going for the follow-up. He's going to sue this Vitality guy because calling someone a pedophile is not something, it's called a per se defamation, meaning you don't need to show the damages against me for calling me a pedophile. That's bad enough. And so the lawsuit will be probably hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 8:
[102:33] I don't know if this guy still has it. He did get kicked off the streaming platform immediately.
Speaker 6:
[102:37] Right, he got kicked off that platform.
Speaker 8:
[102:39] Also, like he was big, I would say, within the past 10 years on social media and making money, but there was that other thing, if you Google it, what happened to him in Florida in mushrooms. I don't want to say anything incorrectly.
Speaker 6:
[102:56] I'll say this, this guy, Vitaly, he hit me up a couple of years ago to do stuff with me, and I did some quick Googling and I was like, he doesn't seem very savory.
Speaker 4:
[103:04] You don't want his stink on you.
Speaker 6:
[103:05] Exactly.
Speaker 2:
[103:06] This week in audio.
Speaker 6:
[103:07] Coming up next, this is a brand new audio feature on The Woody Show trademark copyright, guess the crime. You're going to hear some audio, you got to guess what crime is being committed here.
Speaker 8:
[103:19] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[103:23] Well, how about having wind chimes?
Speaker 10:
[103:25] Yeah, wind chimes, fact.
Speaker 8:
[103:27] Or having them.
Speaker 2:
[103:29] If it's not against the law, it should be against the law.
Speaker 4:
[103:31] No, I love wind chimes. Because they are incredibly whimsical.
Speaker 2:
[103:36] No, no.
Speaker 9:
[103:37] A little tinkle tinkle in the wind.
Speaker 2:
[103:39] I think it's one of those, if you have them, they're fine. Nobody minds to smell their own fart.
Speaker 4:
[103:44] Right? Oh my god, because we do have them.
Speaker 2:
[103:46] But if it came from anybody else, it would be annoying. Same thing.
Speaker 4:
[103:50] You don't like the little ding ding ding ding.
Speaker 2:
[103:51] If they're yours, I could see you go, okay, I don't mind them, because they're yours. But when the neighbor just has one, you live in an apartment.
Speaker 4:
[104:00] Oh, that's unacceptable.
Speaker 5:
[104:01] It's awful. I've wanted to shoot them down. Oh no.
Speaker 4:
[104:04] What about the wooden ones that are more like, bloop, bloop, bloop.
Speaker 5:
[104:06] Oh, the bamboo. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[104:08] Well, you guys have nailed it in this case. Yeah, that was video of a man where his neighbor was so pissed off at the wind chimes that he walked over and cut them down.
Speaker 10:
[104:15] Oh, sad.
Speaker 6:
[104:17] Who's shocked that Gina wants to perpetrate this awfulness on the rest of us?
Speaker 5:
[104:22] Does he have a GoFundMe for his legal defense?
Speaker 4:
[104:24] You know what? I'm going to record my wind chimes and see if you guys hate them. Cause they're not like, they're not clangy, clangy like that.
Speaker 6:
[104:31] Spoiler, yes.
Speaker 2:
[104:33] It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4:
[104:34] You just don't like somebody else's wind chimes.
Speaker 2:
[104:36] When you are creating a noise that other people can hear that they didn't sign up for, it's annoying. When you decide that you are okay with that noise, or you are the one creating the noise, it doesn't bother you.
Speaker 5:
[104:47] Imagine you're next door neighbor.
Speaker 4:
[104:48] But wind chimes in the distance doesn't sound like magical to you?
Speaker 2:
[104:52] No. Magical? No. Magical.
Speaker 8:
[104:56] I was sharing magic with the neighborhood.
Speaker 6:
[104:59] Pro tip, this old man doesn't know what he's doing, so he just walked right over and got caught instantly. If you're going to do this, first off, leave your cell phone at home. Number one, make sure all your cameras are cut off. Go some walk out in costume, disguise. Walk around the block a few times. Do something to get, at least try to cover your tracks somewhat.
Speaker 2:
[105:16] I know. This week in audio.
Speaker 6:
[105:18] So speaking of annoying people, this guy who worked at an Ashley Home Furniture decided he would go on TikTok and make some raps about Ashley Home Furniture.
Speaker 5:
[105:26] All right. I'll listen to that.
Speaker 6:
[105:28] Okay, well here's one of his raps.
Speaker 1:
[105:32] Come get a mother f***ing couch.
Speaker 6:
[105:34] Come get a couch for your house.
Speaker 9:
[105:36] Come get a couch for the mouse.
Speaker 15:
[105:38] Come get some mattresses too.
Speaker 17:
[105:39] Come get some mattresses too.
Speaker 10:
[105:41] We got a mattress for huh? We got a mattress for you.
Speaker 5:
[105:44] Up here Ashley.
Speaker 17:
[105:51] Look at that.
Speaker 8:
[105:53] Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6:
[105:54] I don't actually want you to come get a mother f***ing couch.
Speaker 8:
[105:58] I think they do actually.
Speaker 5:
[105:59] I want to be cooler now.
Speaker 6:
[106:01] In fact, they didn't.
Speaker 5:
[106:01] They're all stuffy.
Speaker 6:
[106:02] In fact, they didn't and they fired him. What?
Speaker 8:
[106:04] They didn't?
Speaker 6:
[106:04] It's cause Jackass is like you, now like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 8:
[106:07] I want to know what location he was at.
Speaker 6:
[106:10] They don't want that.
Speaker 8:
[106:10] I want to buy him, okay.
Speaker 2:
[106:12] Why?
Speaker 6:
[106:12] Because he said, do you want to come and buy a mother effing couch?
Speaker 2:
[106:15] So?
Speaker 6:
[106:15] So, okay, so, yeah, that's how their commercials go. Come to Ashley, buy a mother effing couch.
Speaker 2:
[106:20] No, he just posted a video online. He's like the chick doing the Dr. Pepper, you know.
Speaker 6:
[106:24] Yeah, but she didn't work for Dr. Pepper.
Speaker 5:
[106:25] She didn't work for Dr. Pepper, exactly.
Speaker 2:
[106:26] He didn't do it on their account.
Speaker 4:
[106:28] I understand that.
Speaker 6:
[106:29] He's in their store, but in their name.
Speaker 4:
[106:30] He's repping the company and that wasn't approved. I get that. But what about giving him a little attaboy for thinking outside the box?
Speaker 5:
[106:37] But we have to do that too, Woody. It's code of conduct. You can't just post stuff and like, mother effing iHeartMedia.
Speaker 6:
[106:46] You can suck all this.
Speaker 5:
[106:47] But it's my account.
Speaker 4:
[106:48] We could say listen to the mother effing show.
Speaker 8:
[106:50] Look, I totally get the argument and I agree with you, Sebas. However, if the guy was still working there, I would want to go buy a mattress from him.
Speaker 5:
[106:59] All right.
Speaker 6:
[107:00] So they told him to delete.
Speaker 2:
[107:01] Also, he didn't say buy this dumpy couch or this terrible quality couch.
Speaker 4:
[107:07] Sweet mother effing couch.
Speaker 2:
[107:08] Right.
Speaker 5:
[107:09] They have a prim and proper brand.
Speaker 6:
[107:11] Presentation. Well, in fact, they asked him to delete it. He did not delete it, so they fired him. Again, he's an entry level clerk at Ashley Who Cares. He apparently has a good attitude because he made this follow up rap.
Speaker 2:
[107:22] Okay. I like it. I like it. Now, not a really good idea to keep a hundred thousand dollars in your safe. You're not letting that money work for you. You know what I mean?
Speaker 5:
[107:44] You'll regret it when I work at Living Spaces.
Speaker 2:
[107:46] Greg, so Lazy Boy made an announcement. It says, Lazy Boy has good news for those music lovers who enjoy reclining in their favorite chair while their favorite music vibrates in their back sides.
Speaker 4:
[108:00] Greg, you're so excited.
Speaker 5:
[108:00] So like built-in speakers and all that.
Speaker 2:
[108:02] Their new Audio Luxe series of furniture features sofas and recliners that incorporate sound by Klipsch into the design. The Bluetooth setup will allow those who plop themselves down to enjoy it, a surround sound sink from their televisions or thumping bass from whatever they're rocking out to on their audio platform of choice.
Speaker 4:
[108:21] Rocking out.
Speaker 2:
[108:22] Yeah. So Lazy Boy has these new high-end Bluetooth speaker recliners. This is Greg's favorite kind of furniture.
Speaker 5:
[108:29] Anything that has to be plugged in.
Speaker 2:
[108:31] When you have to plug your furniture in, Greg loves it. Or it has built-in cup holders.
Speaker 10:
[108:35] Oh, I hate it.
Speaker 4:
[108:36] Chaser lights.
Speaker 5:
[108:38] I don't know. Some of these multi-million dollar houses that you see on TV, they have the theater room with the cup holder seats.
Speaker 2:
[108:43] No.
Speaker 8:
[108:43] Yeah. I mean, there's a company that's been doing this for a long time was Lovesac. Dude, I'm going to keep it 100. I've like bought things from them like three times in the customer service. Terrible. Never got my order right.
Speaker 5:
[108:56] Lovesac or Lazy Boy?
Speaker 8:
[108:57] Lovesac. Always messed up. Yeah. Terrible.
Speaker 2:
[109:00] Is it Greg? I want to take issue with, I think if you have a theater room, the cup holder makes sense because you're watching a movie.
Speaker 5:
[109:09] Might be an exception, might have to give a pass on that.
Speaker 2:
[109:12] But just in your regular, like I can understand, like in your living room.
Speaker 4:
[109:16] Not in your sitting room.
Speaker 2:
[109:17] I can understand your argument for like just the regular living room in the house.
Speaker 5:
[109:21] Or you have a console table with a built-in USB port on it, like it's not a hotel.
Speaker 2:
[109:25] I don't necessarily fully agree. Like I think some of those like power reclining sofas, man, those are comfortable.
Speaker 5:
[109:33] Oh yeah. Right. But so is pajamas, but you don't wear it to the store.
Speaker 4:
[109:36] Well, I mean, a lot of-
Speaker 2:
[109:37] I mean, you are in your own home.
Speaker 6:
[109:38] You shouldn't. Yeah, you shouldn't.
Speaker 5:
[109:40] You shouldn't.
Speaker 6:
[109:41] You just don't want to come to your home to visit you ever and see your stuff?
Speaker 5:
[109:44] Don't you know that looks matter most?
Speaker 1:
[109:46] The Woody Show.
Speaker 2:
[109:48] And we'll get right back into this week in audio.
Speaker 6:
[109:52] This is Talking Music. Let's play a little CBS original copyright trademark game. Who dis?
Speaker 7:
[109:56] All right. Greg.
Speaker 3:
[109:58] I suck at this.
Speaker 6:
[109:59] Don't jump in on this first one.
Speaker 3:
[110:01] All right.
Speaker 6:
[110:02] This is a song, a new music from an artist called First Light is the song.
Speaker 4:
[110:13] Okay, I have a guess.
Speaker 6:
[110:15] It's a new James Bond song actually. Not for a movie, but for a new James Bond video game.
Speaker 5:
[110:20] Sounds very Bondy.
Speaker 6:
[110:24] Greg, I'm surprised. Gina, you want to help him?
Speaker 4:
[110:27] Is this Madonna?
Speaker 5:
[110:29] Sounds way too young to be Madonna.
Speaker 4:
[110:32] Who is it?
Speaker 6:
[110:33] Lana Del Rey.
Speaker 4:
[110:34] Oh, I wouldn't have guessed.
Speaker 8:
[110:35] Really?
Speaker 4:
[110:36] Lana Del Ruler. Sorry.
Speaker 5:
[110:37] Lana Del Ruler is right.
Speaker 6:
[110:38] I think it sounds awesome.
Speaker 8:
[110:39] I would think I'll get that. Okay, now it sounds like.
Speaker 5:
[110:42] Yeah, now that I know it's her, I can totally tell it's her.
Speaker 8:
[110:45] No, that break down the slower part, but the beginning.
Speaker 5:
[110:49] Yeah, that did. That sounded like her. That's good.
Speaker 6:
[110:52] I legitimately do like that. New music from an old artist. I'll give you the clue here. This one's called Choose Love. Who dis?
Speaker 9:
[111:08] Oh, that's a fetal, right?
Speaker 6:
[111:09] Yep.
Speaker 5:
[111:10] Is that Paul or Ringo?
Speaker 6:
[111:11] No, this is from Ringo.
Speaker 4:
[111:12] This is not Paul.
Speaker 6:
[111:14] His 22nd solo album from Ringo Starr.
Speaker 3:
[111:18] Oh, Paul eventually want to work.
Speaker 6:
[111:21] Who buys this crap?
Speaker 5:
[111:24] So many people. Like men in their 70s.
Speaker 8:
[111:27] There has to be somebody that owns all the albums. Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:
[111:30] And listening to it, the lyrics are terrible, the singing's not good, it's just boring.
Speaker 5:
[111:34] And they all sound identical.
Speaker 4:
[111:36] Yeah, and especially the Ringo ones. I remember a family guy that used to be like, oh, Ringo wrote a song. Okay, Ringo, we'll put it right up on the fridge.
Speaker 8:
[111:47] Has he ever had a hit?
Speaker 6:
[111:49] I'll look it up.
Speaker 4:
[111:49] Yes, but it was a cover. I got my mind set on you.
Speaker 2:
[111:53] No, that was George Harrison.
Speaker 4:
[111:56] No, no, no, didn't Ringo write?
Speaker 6:
[111:57] That is Ringo Starr.
Speaker 4:
[111:59] Wait, something off of Yellow Submarine. Octopus's Garden, was that Ringo? Octopus's Garden?
Speaker 6:
[112:04] Yes, that was. Something called Photograph?
Speaker 4:
[112:08] Yeah, that was more recent. He sang it at the Grammys and people were like, okay.
Speaker 2:
[112:13] What was that?
Speaker 6:
[112:13] Okay, that was that.
Speaker 2:
[112:14] Biggest hit by Ringo Starr is the solo artist, You're Sixteen, which came out in 1973. Reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100.
Speaker 8:
[112:21] It did?
Speaker 2:
[112:21] In 1974. Yes, you do. Other major hits, Photograph, It Don't Come Easy in 1971, and then another one, Back Off Boogaloo.
Speaker 8:
[112:33] So in the 70s.
Speaker 6:
[112:34] Yeah, in the 70s when he was still riding off the Beatles fame.
Speaker 2:
[112:37] Right. Yeah, nothing.
Speaker 4:
[112:38] The Your 16 was like a debutante, Keenson era wedding. Like that's where people use that. Yeah, Sweet 16 birthday.
Speaker 6:
[112:46] It didn't fall into the, what does Corolla call it? Statutory Rock.
Speaker 4:
[112:50] Yeah. I think it was supposed to be the dad.
Speaker 6:
[112:53] Not from the point of view of the guy that wants to banger. Right.
Speaker 2:
[112:57] More than the butterfly kisses.
Speaker 13:
[112:59] Right, right, right.
Speaker 6:
[113:00] All right, one last one from the original game, Who Dis? New music from an artist. And Greg, please don't don't jump in when you know the answer to this one.
Speaker 10:
[113:23] Is this a dude?
Speaker 6:
[113:24] This is not... No, it's not. It sounds like a dude.
Speaker 8:
[113:26] It sounds like Sexy Red, but it's not.
Speaker 6:
[113:28] Oh, it is?
Speaker 4:
[113:32] And she's trying to eff a bit.
Speaker 8:
[113:34] Rapping St. Louis, Missouri.
Speaker 6:
[113:36] This is called Richer Than All Of My Ops. It is Shocking Guys, a rap song about having a lot of money. I heard that.
Speaker 16:
[113:43] That's cool.
Speaker 6:
[113:44] The material being covered in the rap genre.
Speaker 8:
[113:46] I did send a bunch of photos to Woody and Riz of her.
Speaker 6:
[113:50] Sexy Red?
Speaker 8:
[113:51] Of Sexy Red because she performed at Coachella, and she brought out the St. Louis arch in the part that she brought on her stage that you would love, Seabass and Hellcat on stage.
Speaker 16:
[114:00] Hell yeah, dog.
Speaker 6:
[114:01] Ruled. I'm blood.
Speaker 8:
[114:11] Noise.
Speaker 5:
[114:11] Yes. That's really good.
Speaker 2:
[114:13] Going on the playlist today.
Speaker 6:
[114:14] Yeah. Okay, let's do one more. Okay. You guys are not going to get this because it's from a person who's not traditionally known for her music. It's a new song called Holy Spirit.
Speaker 8:
[114:40] Sounds like four different people.
Speaker 6:
[114:42] And I had to look this up, this person's not British, even though she's-
Speaker 10:
[114:45] Oh, that's what I was gonna ask.
Speaker 6:
[114:46] Not British.
Speaker 2:
[114:48] I mean, whoever it is, it sucks.
Speaker 4:
[114:50] But whoever it is, they're filtering the hell out of it and jamming her out.
Speaker 6:
[114:54] It sounds like somebody trying to do Kylie Minogue, sorta. Yes.
Speaker 8:
[114:56] Super generic.
Speaker 16:
[114:58] Anne Hathaway has a new album.
Speaker 1:
[115:00] Oh my god.
Speaker 8:
[115:03] But she can sing without filters.
Speaker 4:
[115:05] Her parents are from opera, but I have so many feelings about her. Oh, babe. I do. Well, I get it. She's a great actress. But after seeing her in a million interviews, she always reads somebody who's from another planet doing her best impression of a human being. She just doesn't, when people are like, she's not likable. I don't get her. She just doesn't act like a normal human. I don't know how to explain it.
Speaker 2:
[115:33] I always get confused with Anne Hathaway and then there was another female celebrity.
Speaker 5:
[115:40] Is it Anna Kendrick?
Speaker 2:
[115:41] No.
Speaker 5:
[115:41] Cause I get them mixed up.
Speaker 2:
[115:43] Hold on. So who was in a relationship with Ellen DeGeneres?
Speaker 4:
[115:48] Anne Heish.
Speaker 2:
[115:50] She died, right?
Speaker 4:
[115:51] In the car accident.
Speaker 2:
[115:53] Okay.
Speaker 6:
[115:54] Anne Heish is dead?
Speaker 4:
[115:55] Yes. I didn't know that.
Speaker 5:
[115:56] Mega dead, yeah.
Speaker 8:
[115:57] When did that happen?
Speaker 2:
[115:58] Yeah, a few years ago.
Speaker 4:
[116:00] She was a great interview.
Speaker 2:
[116:01] Yeah, for whatever reason, I keep thinking Anne Hathaway. I'm like, oh, used to be a lesbian with Ellen.
Speaker 6:
[116:07] Well, she used to be a part-time lesbian.
Speaker 2:
[116:09] Oh, she was?
Speaker 5:
[116:10] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[116:10] Anne Hathaway was a lesbian too?
Speaker 5:
[116:12] No, no, no, no, no. Anne Heish.
Speaker 2:
[116:13] Anne Heish, right.
Speaker 5:
[116:14] I think Ellen was the only woman she was with.
Speaker 4:
[116:16] Yeah, she'd never been with a woman before.
Speaker 6:
[116:18] Anne Hathaway did have short hair for a while, though.
Speaker 4:
[116:20] Yeah, during her late mid-years.
Speaker 6:
[116:24] And Greg, you're going to see her in a movie, of course.
Speaker 5:
[116:27] Duh, Devil Wears Prada 2, May 1st.
Speaker 6:
[116:29] Hello. And I guess that's why her album's coming out now. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 8:
[116:31] But she could legit sing, though.
Speaker 4:
[116:34] She's a singer. She was in the news.
Speaker 1:
[116:35] Not bad.
Speaker 8:
[116:36] She won an Oscar for it.
Speaker 6:
[116:37] Let's go to number ten there, Woody. This is not a new music. It's from an OG, as Menace would say, an onk, Trick Daddy.
Speaker 10:
[116:44] Okay.
Speaker 6:
[116:45] He was with Master P, right? That whole crew, right? Well, he's doing interviews for some reason. And he has thoughts about women with big feet.
Speaker 10:
[116:53] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[116:53] All right, Trick Daddy.
Speaker 1:
[116:54] If they got big feet, they got big hands.
Speaker 11:
[116:56] And these women down here in Miami, they like to fight.
Speaker 3:
[116:58] Ain't never one of them going to hit you.
Speaker 1:
[116:59] I was raised up. A woman hit you, hit their ass back.
Speaker 17:
[117:01] So we're not doing that.
Speaker 1:
[117:04] I'm not fighting no big ass hands, no big ass feet.
Speaker 3:
[117:08] I don't want to fight you.
Speaker 1:
[117:09] You violent. You West Side 12, 13.
Speaker 16:
[117:12] You need to be in the WNBA some more.
Speaker 1:
[117:16] What?
Speaker 6:
[117:17] Dude, so bitches with big hands and big feet, stay away from Trick Daddy because he doesn't want to have to fight you.
Speaker 8:
[117:23] There was so many tall women at the Coachella Music Festival. I thought maybe the WNBA players were there.
Speaker 6:
[117:29] That's models, Menace. Those are models.
Speaker 8:
[117:31] But they were extra tall.
Speaker 6:
[117:33] I tell you, that's one thing you notice when you walk around Coachella and you think you know what beautiful people are, you don't. You see girls there, these are six foot and you're like, oh, Jesus, that's like a nine point. That is distractingly beautiful.
Speaker 5:
[117:45] Wow.
Speaker 6:
[117:45] So there's that, if you want to go Woody, you want to go to Coachella.
Speaker 1:
[117:49] Hot chicks, Woody. Hot chicks.
Speaker 5:
[117:51] Hot chicks in music.
Speaker 2:
[117:53] Tall, beautiful women. You can see that online.
Speaker 6:
[117:55] It's different in Coachella.
Speaker 5:
[117:56] The only thing better than live music is live music with hot chicks.
Speaker 6:
[117:59] Hot chicks, thousands of dollars to see hot chicks.
Speaker 2:
[118:02] Well, there's This Week in audio. Thank you, Seabass.
Speaker 1:
[118:08] The Woody Show.
Speaker 2:
[118:10] It is a throwback Thursday, and it's time to welcome in to the studio. He is the pride of the Coima. He is the Senior Vice President and managing partner of Club Turnup, the sleep deprived, El Presidente, DJ Tim Martinez.
Speaker 1:
[118:29] Yes!
Speaker 8:
[118:31] Woody Show!
Speaker 1:
[118:31] What's up, Big Daddy?
Speaker 8:
[118:33] How you guys doing? How you feeling?
Speaker 2:
[118:34] We're good.
Speaker 8:
[118:35] We're good.
Speaker 2:
[118:36] Yeah, I'm still full recovery? No. No full recovery. No, not till this weekend. Okay. This is great. This is the first weekend in a long time where there's absolutely...
Speaker 5:
[118:46] Finally for you.
Speaker 2:
[118:47] Yeah, there's nothing on the schedule. So I actually have a no plans weekend, which is great.
Speaker 8:
[118:53] Those are the best.
Speaker 2:
[118:54] Yeah.
Speaker 10:
[118:54] We live for those.
Speaker 8:
[118:56] Don't make any plans. Everybody calls you, don't answer.
Speaker 2:
[118:59] My wife tried to get me to go with her. She bought tickets to go see the new MJ movie.
Speaker 8:
[119:04] Oh, right.
Speaker 2:
[119:05] I'm like, well, why did you plan on me going to that? She goes, we already bought the tickets. I go, well, why did you plan it? She goes, I didn't. She's supposed to have a friend who is in town.
Speaker 4:
[119:12] Oh, you're the standard.
Speaker 2:
[119:13] And then she had, the friend had to leave to go home early. There was something going on with her kids. So, yeah. So you're stuck? I said, we're eating that ticket. I'm not going.
Speaker 5:
[119:21] Yeah, yeah, hell no.
Speaker 2:
[119:23] I will see it eventually.
Speaker 1:
[119:25] You gotta see that movie.
Speaker 2:
[119:26] I will see it eventually, Tim. I have not had an open weekend with no plans in over two months.
Speaker 8:
[119:32] But that might be the best two-hour sleep you get in the theater.
Speaker 16:
[119:37] Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2:
[119:38] We were talking about that here recently. Those recliners and everything are so nice.
Speaker 8:
[119:42] Anyway, thank you again.
Speaker 2:
[119:43] I just wanted to thank you personally for all the work with the after hours takeover. You're super involved in all that kind of stuff and the execution and making sure that everything happens the way it's supposed to happen. That was cool, man. That was fun.
Speaker 1:
[119:53] Thank you.
Speaker 5:
[119:54] One of the best, the best one I thought.
Speaker 2:
[119:56] I mean, the night before our typical hang, which has grown.
Speaker 17:
[119:59] It started.
Speaker 1:
[120:00] It seemed like a whole club.
Speaker 2:
[120:01] We kind of glomped on.
Speaker 17:
[120:02] Because it started years ago, it was just Tim and I. Like just kind of like a little like hang out. Yeah, a little bro time. Yeah. And then more and more people started joining over the years and it was a full on gathering.
Speaker 1:
[120:15] There was like eight of us at one point.
Speaker 2:
[120:17] That was fun. It was so good.
Speaker 17:
[120:19] It's time to start talking about the next big event, which is The Woody Show Prom, which Tim is also working on. That's going to be happening on Saturday, June 6th at Morongo Resort and Spa. Yes. So we're running it back. The difference this year, a couple of different things. Number one, DJ Scotty Fox, his kid is graduating from high school and so he's not going to be able to be there because it's on that day. OK, he gets a pass. But we do have DJ J Espinoza, who is awesome. He's the one who DJed our 10 year fiesta with Cypress Hill. Yeah. That we did that, you know, that 10 year fiesta.
Speaker 2:
[120:55] Right. That was awesome.
Speaker 17:
[120:57] He killed it. He's great. You guys are going to love you're going to love him. And then we're also working on those other things. Like I told you, like where even when the rooms sell out at Morongo, like if you want to stay at Morongo that night, we're working on like having a for one of their partner hotels. Where we can like tell people and then we'll set up a shuttle.
Speaker 1:
[121:17] Oh, perfect.
Speaker 17:
[121:18] That'll go between, you know, Morongo and that hotel.
Speaker 1:
[121:21] Perfect.
Speaker 17:
[121:22] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[121:22] Great idea.
Speaker 17:
[121:23] Yeah. So we're trying to expand on again, make it bigger from last year because it was so much fun last year. That was that was a great event. And so we're looking to do it again. Woody Show Prom. Can't wait. Saturday, June 6th at Morongo Casino Resort and Spa.
Speaker 1:
[121:38] Yes, I am looking I'm really looking forward to that. It's like we didn't know last year if everyone was going to dress up.
Speaker 2:
[121:44] Yeah, we weren't sure how, dude.
Speaker 1:
[121:45] Ninety five percent of the people all like full on prom.
Speaker 17:
[121:50] Yeah, we weren't sure how it was going to go over with everybody, if everyone was going to like it. Spasmatics played last year. Yeah. And so as we get closer to prom, we'll be able to have some more information about like who's going to be playing and the hotel situation, like that stuff, other things that are happening during the prom. Nice. We're working on a magician, right? I know.
Speaker 1:
[122:11] I'm so happy.
Speaker 17:
[122:12] Like having a magician there. Because that seemed very prom, like, you know.
Speaker 1:
[122:16] Totally prom.
Speaker 2:
[122:17] This is going to be so perfect.
Speaker 17:
[122:19] Yeah. Anyway, it is a Throwback Thursday DJ Tim Martinez. Back in the day, it was an actual club DJ. And so we put him in charge, El Presidente, Senior Vice President of Club Turnup. He gets to pick the song that we go up in the club with each and every week here at this time on Throwback Thursday. And what he got for us this week, Tim?
Speaker 1:
[122:36] We're going to 1991 club banger, can't wait for the song OPP, Naughty By Nature.
Speaker 17:
[123:06] Dude, another great pick, Tim.
Speaker 1:
[123:08] I just love that song.
Speaker 17:
[123:09] Yeah, dude, that's one I don't think I would ever get sick of. No way. So it was OPP, Hip Hop Parade, that was for the two, oh, and Feel Me Flow.
Speaker 1:
[123:18] Feel Me Flow, wait, how do you remember that?
Speaker 17:
[123:20] What, Feel Me Flow?
Speaker 2:
[123:22] He's a musical rain man.
Speaker 1:
[123:29] Oh, look at you, what?
Speaker 17:
[123:33] Yeah, this is nothing. You guys remember this song? Of course.
Speaker 1:
[123:35] I do not. You do. You do.
Speaker 17:
[123:39] I would ask Sammy, but I think we all know the answer to that one.
Speaker 1:
[123:41] Absolutely not, no.
Speaker 17:
[123:42] Did you know OPP?
Speaker 1:
[123:43] What?
Speaker 17:
[123:44] Did you know OPP?
Speaker 1:
[123:45] I've heard of them, yes. No, I've heard of this song. What does OPP stand for? Oh, I mean the song, yeah. I don't know. OPP, yeah, you know me. There were two correct answers. What does it stand for?
Speaker 2:
[123:58] Other people's property.
Speaker 17:
[124:00] That's one of them.
Speaker 2:
[124:01] The P.
Speaker 17:
[124:04] Another way to call a cat a kitty. It's five little letters that I'm missing here.
Speaker 1:
[124:10] We'll also be the leanest. They also had a semi hit with 3LW.
Speaker 17:
[124:16] It was called Feels Good.
Speaker 2:
[124:18] That was pretty good.
Speaker 1:
[124:19] It feels good.
Speaker 17:
[124:20] No, that's Tony, Tony, Tony.
Speaker 1:
[124:21] I thought that right there. It feels good.
Speaker 17:
[124:23] Yeah, bitch.
Speaker 1:
[124:25] Yeah, stop.
Speaker 17:
[124:26] You better not.
Speaker 1:
[124:26] I don't know that I know that one. It was good.
Speaker 2:
[124:28] It was like...
Speaker 17:
[124:30] Yeah, no, this was Hip Hop Parade. This was...
Speaker 1:
[124:34] Also an anthem.
Speaker 17:
[124:35] Yeah, let me go a little bit further in the song.
Speaker 2:
[124:39] Oh, yeah. I remember that.
Speaker 1:
[124:45] In the club, everybody's hands are in the air. That's so good.
Speaker 17:
[124:50] So these guys don't qualify as a one-hit wonder, but... No. All right, well, DJ Tim Martinez, everybody. Love you, Tim.
Speaker 1:
[124:58] Love you guys back. Abuela wouldn't approve. The Woody Show.
Speaker 17:
[125:04] And that's gonna do it for the Thursday show. RIP. You can get the full show podcast by going to thewoodyshow.com or getting it wherever you find your favorite podcast. We are back tomorrow to wrap it up. It'll be the end of the week tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. It is Friday. Hell yeah! Friday on The Woody Show. Fail stories. We've got our dumbass contest, the DUIQ. That and anything else we can do to get through the morning and end of the weekend as quickly as possible. Tomorrow, Friday, here on The Woody Show. Anything you got for us in the meantime, you can leave on the after hours voicemail. That number is 877-44-WOODY. Find us, follow us on social media at The Woody Show. Greg Gory, parting words of wisdom, please.
Speaker 2:
[125:46] Yeah, when somebody says, she's really nice once you get to know her, it's just code for she's a bitch and you'll get used to it.
Speaker 17:
[125:54] When people use the word cozy, when describing a space, tiny. Small.
Speaker 2:
[125:58] Small. Yeah.
Speaker 17:
[125:59] Yeah, charming. Charming, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[126:01] Old and crappy.
Speaker 17:
[126:02] Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:
[126:03] Also, when people say that, I think, oh, so she's unsightly.
Speaker 2:
[126:06] Oh, is that what you think?
Speaker 1:
[126:07] Yeah.
Speaker 17:
[126:08] When someone says, oh, but they have a pretty face. Fat. It's true. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2:
[126:13] Yeah.
Speaker 17:
[126:13] All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Speaker 2:
[126:15] You're welcome.
Speaker 17:
[126:16] Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day. SMG double M. I quit this bitch.