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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[01:29] The following is a production of Dirty Mo Media.

Speaker 3:
[01:33] Oh yeah, this is what it's going to be, girl. We're going to hang out. Open a bunch of jars, you got big strong hands. Are you suffering from high crack?

Speaker 1:
[01:45] I'm working.

Speaker 3:
[01:46] Working that mouth.

Speaker 1:
[01:54] You want to know some s***?

Speaker 3:
[01:56] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[01:58] S*** for me today. Well, it just happened this morning. You took Nicole to school, and so I've been missing some things right on this, right at the front door.

Speaker 3:
[02:12] It's like a new trend for Dale, losing s***.

Speaker 1:
[02:14] So I don't like regular rings, and I have these, you know, plastic bad boys that you buy $10, $5, whatever on Amazon, and they come in fun little colors or whatever. So I have a box of those right at the front door. So if I want to change...

Speaker 3:
[02:31] Match your outfit?

Speaker 1:
[02:32] Yeah, change colors or whatever.

Speaker 3:
[02:33] With your wedding band?

Speaker 1:
[02:33] Yeah, yeah, I do. Well, I went upstairs to say bye to Isla, because I've been trying to show her a little more affection, more attention.

Speaker 3:
[02:44] Was she mad at you?

Speaker 1:
[02:45] No, no, no, no. Sorry, I just had a brain fart.

Speaker 4:
[02:49] Did she kick you in the nuts?

Speaker 3:
[02:50] One of my best, one of my favorite phrases, is she kick you in the nuts? That's a great question. Does she emotionally do that?

Speaker 1:
[02:55] April said, hey, this is yours, I believe. And she held up a ring.

Speaker 3:
[03:01] And she thought for sure it would be yours? Was it one of those?

Speaker 1:
[03:04] It was my wedding ring.

Speaker 3:
[03:07] Huh?

Speaker 1:
[03:08] My wooden.

Speaker 3:
[03:09] How in the hell did that get out of the safe?

Speaker 1:
[03:12] Who do you think picked it out of that box?

Speaker 3:
[03:14] It wasn't in the safe?

Speaker 1:
[03:15] It's in the box downstairs.

Speaker 3:
[03:17] Nicole?

Speaker 1:
[03:20] She took it up there into their playroom.

Speaker 3:
[03:22] Okay, I got a confession then. I'm missing my push present rings.

Speaker 1:
[03:26] Those?

Speaker 3:
[03:27] The pink ones. Dude, I wore them. I did not take my jewelry on vacation. You just had them recently. Yes, because I was wearing them last week. And I didn't take my jewelry on vacation.

Speaker 1:
[03:36] Do you know where you took them off?

Speaker 3:
[03:37] Because I, too, tend to lose things.

Speaker 1:
[03:39] Did you put them on?

Speaker 3:
[03:39] They're usually in my jewelry thing.

Speaker 1:
[03:43] So I think Nicole is wandering around. I don't know when she's doing this because we're around her most of the time.

Speaker 3:
[03:49] Well, we weren't the last weekend.

Speaker 1:
[03:51] Well, yeah, a whole week, right? Yeah, so what you got in the box?

Speaker 3:
[03:56] I got your stuff. Is it broken?

Speaker 1:
[03:59] No, it's not. But I now need to reevaluate where things are in the house.

Speaker 3:
[04:05] I mean, I feel like that one should have been put away more, you know, I have a little bit of a safe space since you've literally never wear it.

Speaker 1:
[04:11] I have a little bit of an understanding of why Dad and Teresa put locks on all the doors in the house now when I was a child. And I stole $80 out of my dad's change jar.

Speaker 3:
[04:20] They too lived with critters. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I feel you.

Speaker 1:
[04:23] I went in my dad's bedroom and stole $80 out of the big change water jug and to buy a Gameboy. And now I know how that felt.

Speaker 3:
[04:33] Yeah. This is a little more serious. We got some jewelry. We got some jewelry. Well, different personal things missing.

Speaker 1:
[04:40] I'm actually thinking I might put the wooden one, which is, Amy got me a wooden wedding ring.

Speaker 3:
[04:46] It's made out of walnut. At the time, it is badass that we got married. He refused to wear a metal band. I don't even want you putting one on my hand when we get married. And Kalo had not really come out with the silicone rings. I think they were the first brand to really come out with those. And so I was looking all over the Internet to try to figure out what to do. I think carbon fiber rings weren't a thing yet either. We since figured those are a new thing. And so he got a walnut wooden wedding band.

Speaker 1:
[05:15] Gloss, painted, it's beautiful.

Speaker 3:
[05:19] But also very fragile.

Speaker 1:
[05:21] Yeah, I'm not going to wear it all the time because it's fragile. I wore it during the ceremony and all that because it's a ceremony, right? It's a signal identifier.

Speaker 3:
[05:29] Yeah, he took it off immediately after.

Speaker 4:
[05:32] I would too.

Speaker 3:
[05:33] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[05:33] If I ever get married, I won't wear it.

Speaker 3:
[05:35] Well, the silicone ones are... You can't even feel them.

Speaker 1:
[05:37] Yeah, no.

Speaker 4:
[05:37] That's what I would do.

Speaker 3:
[05:38] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:38] I like the silicone ones.

Speaker 3:
[05:39] I wear those too when I'm doing other things and don't want to mess up my jewelry, but...

Speaker 1:
[05:43] Man.

Speaker 3:
[05:43] That sinks.

Speaker 1:
[05:45] I'm so glad that that wasn't lost forever.

Speaker 3:
[05:48] Well, you wouldn't have known forever.

Speaker 1:
[05:49] Yes, I would have. And I would have thought, how did I misplace it? Where did I do it?

Speaker 3:
[05:53] That's exactly the feeling I've had about my rings.

Speaker 1:
[05:55] I'm ripping through my brain trying to find the files where the information exists on where this thing is at. And now I don't. And I'm learning that it isn't actually my fault.

Speaker 4:
[06:05] So you hate jewelry, but does the wooden one make you less? Or is wooden and regular jewelry all the same?

Speaker 3:
[06:11] It's really just the metal.

Speaker 4:
[06:12] The metal, precious metals.

Speaker 3:
[06:13] So even if I wear jewelry and it's like shells or beads or like a leather bracelet or something, he could care less. It's just the metal stuff.

Speaker 4:
[06:19] Gotcha.

Speaker 1:
[06:20] Can we get off this topic?

Speaker 3:
[06:22] Well.

Speaker 1:
[06:22] The conversation is around the serious.

Speaker 4:
[06:24] You started this whole f***ing thing.

Speaker 1:
[06:26] No, but you're changing the narrative.

Speaker 4:
[06:29] Take it back.

Speaker 3:
[06:30] We have a house critter stealing things in the house. Our own critter stealing our s*** things.

Speaker 1:
[06:35] A little hot, grabby hands and moving things around.

Speaker 3:
[06:40] This is probably more upsetting because we went on vacation this last week and guess who lost their phone?

Speaker 1:
[06:49] Before we get into the lost phone episode.

Speaker 3:
[06:51] Wait a second.

Speaker 1:
[06:51] Why don't we do a drink of the week?

Speaker 3:
[06:52] OK, come on, man. You're going to...

Speaker 1:
[06:54] They sponsored the show. They're probably sitting here wondering when the f*** are they going to talk about the vodka?

Speaker 3:
[06:59] That's not what they're thinking. They too want to know what happened with your phone.

Speaker 1:
[07:02] Well, we'll tell them in just a moment after we talk about...

Speaker 4:
[07:04] It was sponsored by alcohol.

Speaker 5:
[07:06] Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 1:
[07:07] Presented by High Rock Vodka. This is the Freezer Door Strawberry Lemon Drop. Strawberry? The Freezer Door Strawberry Lemon Drop. I mean, that's not long and hard to remember.

Speaker 3:
[07:18] Listen, you can make this in advance in a batch, which makes it very nice for parties.

Speaker 1:
[07:24] Why the hell's the freezer door got to do with this?

Speaker 3:
[07:26] You put it in the freezer.

Speaker 1:
[07:27] That's where you store it.

Speaker 3:
[07:28] And store it there. And it's ready to rip.

Speaker 1:
[07:35] It's a little tart.

Speaker 3:
[07:36] It's tart, but it's good.

Speaker 1:
[07:36] It's grapefruit juice? Let's see.

Speaker 3:
[07:38] You can put ice on it if you want to kind of dumb it down.

Speaker 1:
[07:40] There's four C of High Rock vodka. What's that mean?

Speaker 3:
[07:43] Four cups of High Rock vodka.

Speaker 1:
[07:45] Four cups of High Rock vodka.

Speaker 3:
[07:47] So you can take the big boy, pour three and a half out, and then add the rest to your drink.

Speaker 1:
[07:51] One cup of fresh lemon juice. It's okay if your lemon juice is five hours old or ten, but fresh is what you want.

Speaker 3:
[08:00] Five hours?

Speaker 1:
[08:01] Well, I don't know if it said fresh, and I was just going to make a joke because who's really got fresh lemon juice laying around.

Speaker 3:
[08:08] Well, it's jarred like you buy it or you squeeze it from your own lemons.

Speaker 1:
[08:11] Buying it from the jar is not fresh.

Speaker 3:
[08:14] No, that's what they're saying. Fresh means you squeeze it yourself.

Speaker 1:
[08:17] What if they only got the kind you get in a jar? Still okay?

Speaker 3:
[08:21] It'll be all right.

Speaker 4:
[08:22] Yes, you're fine.

Speaker 1:
[08:23] One cup of strawberry syrup. It doesn't signify whether that needs to be fresh. Three quarters of a cup of triple sec. One half of a cup of water for delusion.

Speaker 3:
[08:37] For what?

Speaker 1:
[08:38] Delusion. For delusion.

Speaker 3:
[08:41] To dilute it.

Speaker 1:
[08:42] Yep.

Speaker 3:
[08:43] Dilution.

Speaker 1:
[08:43] You combine all the ingredients in a newly released 1.75 liter High Rock vodka bottle right here. This bad boy. You chill it in the freezer for four to six hours. That's a big range. Four to six. Like, why not just four? Why not six?

Speaker 3:
[09:02] This is the beginning of the show.

Speaker 1:
[09:03] After four to six hours, you're allowed to serve it. Visit highrockvodka.com to find a bottle near you. Remember to drink responsibly and you must be 21 years or over. And you can get our new 1.75 liter bottles in stores.

Speaker 3:
[09:21] In May.

Speaker 1:
[09:21] In May.

Speaker 3:
[09:22] We're not sure of the exact date, but it's coming out very soon.

Speaker 1:
[09:26] This is good. It's kind of tart. I thought it had grapefruit juice in it, but it doesn't.

Speaker 3:
[09:31] It does not. So here's the thing about batch drinks, Ralph. You can put this in the freezer and if you want, like you're out by the pool or whatever, you grab the bottle, fill the glasses up with ice and just pour. So it'll dilute a little bit more as well, but it's very convenient.

Speaker 1:
[09:44] I used to do this with orange juice jugs. I would buy a gallon of orange juice. I'd pour half of it out and put vodka in there and shake it up, put it in the freezer. That was my drink for the night. That was my drink for the party.

Speaker 3:
[10:01] The whole thing?

Speaker 1:
[10:02] Walk around carrying some down.

Speaker 4:
[10:04] Got my shit mixed up.

Speaker 1:
[10:06] I got my shit mixed up. I mean, it's so easy.

Speaker 3:
[10:08] It is easy. And so is this.

Speaker 1:
[10:09] Then have to pour, and then have to chase a cup. Wonder who's, you know, you got 50 red solo cups sitting around, you wonder which one's yours.

Speaker 3:
[10:17] Yeah, and you don't have to bartend.

Speaker 1:
[10:18] Nope.

Speaker 3:
[10:18] It's just easy-easy.

Speaker 1:
[10:19] I just put my shit in the freezer, refrigerator, and go grab it when I want a couple drinks. Carry it around a little while, put it back in the refrigerator, let it cool off.

Speaker 3:
[10:27] Yeah, so this is for you.

Speaker 1:
[10:29] I like it.

Speaker 3:
[10:30] Great.

Speaker 1:
[10:32] That could be trouble.

Speaker 3:
[10:33] Yeah, it could be trouble. It's delicious. Speaking of drinking responsibly. Dale lost his phone. Dale did it too. Dale lost his phone. Dale lost his phone and it was smashed. I've been waiting days to see that.

Speaker 1:
[10:55] Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 3:
[10:56] Days. And you didn't bring it with you, did you?

Speaker 1:
[10:59] Oh, it is here.

Speaker 3:
[11:01] Go get it.

Speaker 1:
[11:01] It's upstairs.

Speaker 3:
[11:02] Sethan, we need it. He smashed the out of it.

Speaker 1:
[11:05] Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3:
[11:06] All right. So we're in St. Martin on this great trip. We have had a day and it's the first day. It's the I thought it was the second day.

Speaker 1:
[11:15] Maybe it was. It was early.

Speaker 3:
[11:18] It was early on in the trip.

Speaker 1:
[11:19] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[11:20] We had we had had a good.

Speaker 1:
[11:21] Oh, it was definitely the first night.

Speaker 3:
[11:23] It was.

Speaker 1:
[11:23] It was.

Speaker 3:
[11:24] No, it wasn't after St. Bart's.

Speaker 1:
[11:26] Oh, there was a sporting event on and it was the night the Hornets lost to Orlando.

Speaker 3:
[11:34] I got nothing.

Speaker 1:
[11:35] I know. Robbie probably has it.

Speaker 4:
[11:37] I'll go up and get it. You know, Steven's at lunch.

Speaker 1:
[11:41] Well, all right.

Speaker 3:
[11:42] We are having a day. We had so much fun. We've drank too much. You know how you are first.

Speaker 1:
[11:49] You know how you are first day. You're excited to be wherever you are.

Speaker 3:
[11:51] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[11:52] We're going.

Speaker 3:
[11:52] Hammer down.

Speaker 1:
[11:53] Having a great time.

Speaker 3:
[11:54] And we have rented what they call a Moke or a Mokey. At one point when we were going through the golf cart stuff, I wanted to buy one of these and Dale was against it. And we had never even driven one. They used to rent them in Sullivan's Islands and they stopped. So we didn't get the chance to do that. So I saw that they were renting them on this island. I'm like, Joey, we have to get one of these. And so it's basically like a glorified golf cart. And so we're taking this thing back and forth on these rough roads down to the little town center. And it was a rough ride. There's no doors on this thing. And the sides of it scooped super low. So hang on, buckle up, the whole thing. Back and forth, go down to this little bar, come back home. Dale can't find his phone. And meanwhile, we're getting text messages from both our pilot, Joey, from Kelly, to my phone, to Tara and Tim, because I wasn't answering my phone. I was trying to be responsible for once. I kept it in my purse. Anyway, Dale had run over his phone.

Speaker 1:
[13:02] He had to have. We don't know that for sure.

Speaker 3:
[13:05] Listen, the thing was completely annihilated. And it was sending out code red alerts to all of his emergency contacts. Like he has been in a crash. So this phone flew out of his pocket because he just had a swim trunks on, fell out of his pocket when we had a bump and like flew in the road. So he could have very well ran over.

Speaker 1:
[13:22] The moat doesn't have doors.

Speaker 3:
[13:23] No doors.

Speaker 1:
[13:23] So the phone just flew, you know, bouncing on these little ruffle roads.

Speaker 3:
[13:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[13:27] It's our house is like half a mile, less than that, less than that from this this bar that we'd be hanging out. We had dinner and all that. So we're bouncing on the way home and the thing just kind of hopped out of my pocket, right?

Speaker 3:
[13:42] Well, it said adios.

Speaker 1:
[13:44] It's so smart because either when it hit the ground or when a car ran over it, it sends an alert to my two emergency contacts, Amy and Kelly. Well, Amy's phone is in her purse and Kelly's texting us going, are y'all okay? Texting the Duggars.

Speaker 3:
[14:04] It says that he has been into a crash.

Speaker 1:
[14:07] Dale's been in a crash, an accident. And here's the location of the accident. And so Kelly texts Joey, the pilot, Joey's trying to leave his hotel room to drive to wherever this pen is to find whatever the hell's happened there.

Speaker 3:
[14:21] She had been trying to get ahold of all of us.

Speaker 1:
[14:23] He thinks we're in a real accident.

Speaker 3:
[14:23] And we weren't looking at her phones. And we at that point didn't even know he had lost his phone.

Speaker 1:
[14:28] Amy didn't even pull her phone out to know she even got this text message. She has no clue. So it could have been an accident and Amy would have been none the wiser.

Speaker 3:
[14:37] Exactly. That's true. If I wasn't with you, I would have been lost. Here's the phone.

Speaker 1:
[14:44] She's good and smashed.

Speaker 3:
[14:45] I'll do my best, Vanna.

Speaker 4:
[14:48] It doesn't look terrible.

Speaker 1:
[14:50] Well, look, so.

Speaker 3:
[14:51] And this was in a case.

Speaker 1:
[14:53] It was in a case.

Speaker 3:
[14:54] And it's still smashed, but the whole back and the whole front are just shattered.

Speaker 1:
[14:57] So we're getting this alert.

Speaker 3:
[15:00] It doesn't even turn on.

Speaker 1:
[15:01] Well, I drove to the bar. I ran back to the bar in the car. I'm walking around. It's kind of a courtyard with a lot of restaurants. And they're all open air. And so I'm walking to all the places we were. And the people that work there, the bartenders, the waiter that saw us, a guy that was playing music, they're all like, yeah, really? Okay, we're looking. And I've got my Garmin watch on. And anytime I get near my phone with the Garmin watch, I'm going to get the text messages and all the alerts, right? I'm walking around waiting on this Garmin watch to start buzzing, so I can know that I'm within 20 feet or whatever of this phone. It's not happening. And as much as I want to believe the phone is there, it ain't there. And so we drive back home. When you get home, that's when we get the text messages.

Speaker 3:
[15:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:51] And that's when we're starting to learn that, oh, the phone is in the street.

Speaker 3:
[15:55] And he finally takes my phone so that he can track his phone.

Speaker 4:
[15:58] Yeah, why didn't you do it from the beginning?

Speaker 3:
[16:00] Well, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[16:01] This is what happened. So, we, I'm not sharing my location with Amy, which I didn't realize that we always have. And so, I'm going on her phone trying to find mine. And it's like giving me a general area, not necessarily it's on the street. It's like you're in this state, you're in this city, right? It's not like, it's not giving me a direct, and then it dawned on me, get my iPad out. So, I get my iPad out, my iPad's like, there it is, there's your phone. And I'm like, and so we take my iPad's got 1%, it's dead. Right? I can't take my iPad with me to locate the phone. So I get Tim Dugger, our buddy, to take a picture of the iPad screen, and me and him drove down the street, and right where it said it was is the phone laying in the street going, bing, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, raising hell. It is crushed.

Speaker 3:
[16:56] It is completely crushed.

Speaker 1:
[16:57] The screen doesn't work. Can't see, it doesn't work. You can't use it, you can't call it, but it's going berserk. How cool is that technology that it sent out to my emergency contacts that there was an issue and that it was destroyed by how many, maybe I ran over it multiple times going back to look for it. Certainly other cars hit it and it was still good enough, right, to be screaming, here I am.

Speaker 3:
[17:24] The whole thing is just so ironic because he went postal when I lost mine and he went postal even more when he lost his and I thought there's just nothing that's going to send this man more than somebody losing their phone.

Speaker 1:
[17:35] I have an opinion about that. So I lost mine because it bounced out of my pocket.

Speaker 3:
[17:40] I didn't lose mine. It was my hotel room.

Speaker 1:
[17:42] I know.

Speaker 3:
[17:42] In my mind, like I wasn't even that irresponsible.

Speaker 1:
[17:45] I know. In my mind, in both cases, my case and yours, I thought you left yours at a bar on a table and I left mine at the bar somewhere, somehow, right, or in a chair. And so, yeah, I don't like losing phones.

Speaker 3:
[18:01] No, he does not like losing things. He had Tim with him. I stayed at the house with no technology.

Speaker 1:
[18:07] I'm in, so my phone.

Speaker 3:
[18:09] He's like Tim, his lip is curled. He's like, get in this car, we're going to go down there, we're going to find this phone. And he's always got his Tim who had had a few beers and this picture of where the phone might be, right? So Tim's trying to tell him where to go, holding this picture that with the map pens, not moving, right? Like he's just looking at a photo and Dale's driving down the road in this little bumpy mug trying to find it with his bouncing eyeballs. And Tim's trying to tell him to stop and lo and behold, it was like another half a mile up the road. So they're arguing with each other, like two, they're just terribly.

Speaker 1:
[18:44] So this is, this is like...

Speaker 3:
[18:47] Like siblings just...

Speaker 1:
[18:49] This is so, so annoying. So I got a picture of the phone. It's in this right hand turn, right before the right hand turn is a left hand turn. This is a, I'm telling you, this road that we're on is literally a quarter of a mile. It's not a lot of road.

Speaker 3:
[19:07] But it's jungle on either sides of it. And it's the road's wide enough to feel like a sidewalk. It's not wide.

Speaker 1:
[19:12] There is one area where this phone is going to be. And there's only one little S left to right turn. That's it. That's where the phone is. And Tim, I'm like, Tim, look at the picture. Let's find those two turns. There's the phone. And he's like, he's not looking at it. He's like, well, let's just get out. It's got to be here somewhere, man. Let's just get out. Let's pull over, man. It's going to be right here.

Speaker 3:
[19:37] He's trying to calm Dale down.

Speaker 1:
[19:38] And I'm like, no Tim, look at the picture. We're going to, it's in a right hand turn. Let's get to a right hand turn. That's where it's going to be, not right here, because this is not where it says the phone. And so if I would have stopped and listen to him, we would have had to walk another two, three football fields before we actually got to the phone. And I'm like, God dang, just look at the picture.

Speaker 3:
[20:02] So then they're arguing about that over and over again.

Speaker 1:
[20:04] The picture says it's in a right hand turn. Here we come up on a right hand turn. How about we pull over here and look? You know, it was a sh** show.

Speaker 3:
[20:11] It was a sh** show.

Speaker 1:
[20:12] And you know what though? The phone was destroyed. I got it back on the phone, in the phone, credit cards, driver's license, all that stuff. Cause I got the phone wallet and-

Speaker 3:
[20:23] That's the real problem.

Speaker 4:
[20:24] Yeah, I don't get why you do that.

Speaker 3:
[20:26] I would never, cause I know better than myself. Like I would lose all of the things.

Speaker 1:
[20:29] I don't have to cut off all that sh**. Cause you got to cut the cards off, you order the new card, wait for the new card to come, go to get your new driver's license, all that bull****. So I got all that stuff. Don't talk to me about my wallet case. I know you're about to sh**.

Speaker 4:
[20:44] Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1:
[20:45] You want to have your phone and you want to carry some separate sh**.

Speaker 4:
[20:49] It's two things. I don't want to keep the lock and the key together.

Speaker 1:
[20:53] Why not?

Speaker 3:
[20:56] Just in case it bounces out of your pocket.

Speaker 4:
[20:57] If you lose one, you lose all.

Speaker 1:
[20:59] Fine.

Speaker 4:
[20:59] If I lose my phone, I still have my wallet and everything. If I lose my wallet, I have my phone.

Speaker 1:
[21:03] I didn't plan on losing this on the gun.

Speaker 4:
[21:05] I don't plan on doing a lot of things, but I try to be smart.

Speaker 3:
[21:08] I'm with you, Travis. When I was in Vegas and lost mine, I was flying home on a commercial jet and I thought, I can at least get on this airplane because I have my ID and my money and I can get out of here. I can get a phone later. But in a lot of cases, you need it to be separate.

Speaker 1:
[21:24] A lot of times when we're on vacation and we're going out like that, I might take this stuff out of it. I don't always carry it with it. I do like the wallet cases that gives you the option. If you want to consolidate, it just feels better.

Speaker 3:
[21:37] Yeah. Usually he puts the stuff in my purse to be honest.

Speaker 1:
[21:39] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[21:40] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[21:42] Was it fun that it was Dale losing it?

Speaker 3:
[21:44] It wasn't fun in the moment.

Speaker 1:
[21:45] It was Dale losing it.

Speaker 3:
[21:46] What are you saying?

Speaker 1:
[21:48] The Lord give it.

Speaker 3:
[21:49] If the Lord take it the way, the Lord plays with you all the time. I think it was a good exercise for everyone that Dale lost his phone.

Speaker 1:
[21:56] I lost my phone.

Speaker 3:
[21:56] On vacation. I wasn't trying to relish it in the moment, but I was for the rest of the trip, very at peace with the fact that he was so present and didn't have all that communication.

Speaker 1:
[22:07] It was fun for me because I'd sit there and go, they're all, we'd be at dinner, sitting at a bar, and they're all like... And I'm like, you guys and your phones, what the hell?

Speaker 4:
[22:17] Did he take his iPad everywhere?

Speaker 3:
[22:19] No, he didn't. He didn't take his iPad everywhere.

Speaker 1:
[22:21] No, I didn't carry my iPad.

Speaker 3:
[22:23] He did use my phone if he wanted to talk to anybody.

Speaker 1:
[22:26] Who would carry their iPad to a beach bar? Just to be able to be connected.

Speaker 3:
[22:31] There really wasn't good enough service. So I checked my phone every once in a while to check in with the nanny, the kids and all the things.

Speaker 1:
[22:37] It was good.

Speaker 3:
[22:38] Apologize to Kelly and Joey the next day for everyone. Sorry about that.

Speaker 1:
[22:42] I knew what time it was and I knew what my heart rate was and how many steps I'd taken.

Speaker 3:
[22:49] Which is all you need on vacation.

Speaker 4:
[22:50] What was Dale's heart rate when he lost his phone?

Speaker 3:
[22:52] I honestly, I'm surprised that thing didn't blow up.

Speaker 1:
[22:55] I honestly had a great trip.

Speaker 3:
[22:57] He went nuts.

Speaker 1:
[22:57] I had a great trip and when I got home, I had a new phone waiting on me.

Speaker 3:
[23:00] And he was excited because he wanted it anyway. To be fair, he wanted that orange phone anyway.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 4:
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Speaker 3:
[25:31] It's such a struggle. I'm still drained. I drained myself. It's all self-induced. I'm not sad that I'm not on the island anymore because three or four days is all I can handle, especially hanging out with them. I was not hungover when I came home from my girls trip, and we were there just as long. Hanging out with them, it's hard. It's hard. Y'all got long hours to put in, and they don't sleep.

Speaker 4:
[25:55] Does Tim's wife get after it too, or is she a little like-

Speaker 3:
[25:57] No, she knows when to fold it, and she'll just have a Coca-Cola. No, she gets a wild here and there. No, she doesn't lose her cooth.

Speaker 1:
[26:06] I miss it. The whole time we're on this trip, if we're riding by, we're on a couple boat trips when we're out there, and I'll be like, man, let's live on a boat.

Speaker 3:
[26:18] He tried to talk me into living on a catamaran.

Speaker 1:
[26:20] Let's live on a catamaran for a summer, just a summer. Just give me a month, one month on a catamaran.

Speaker 3:
[26:24] And then we start talking to the boat captain.

Speaker 1:
[26:27] And then we're looking out over on, we're looking at these islands and stuff we're passing, there's all these homes.

Speaker 3:
[26:32] Yeah, I can do that. Let's pick out a new house.

Speaker 1:
[26:34] I'm like, Amy, let's just, what is, just imagine yourself like, like renting one of those homes and just, just moving here and living here.

Speaker 3:
[26:41] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:41] You know, I'm just a, I'm just a dreamer. I'm not going to do it.

Speaker 3:
[26:45] But we talked about this last week.

Speaker 1:
[26:46] I love the idea of daydreaming about it.

Speaker 3:
[26:48] He doesn't dream. He manifests.

Speaker 1:
[26:50] I know I manifest, but...

Speaker 2:
[26:53] He like, picks out the dream.

Speaker 3:
[26:54] And then the wheels turn about how to actually make that happen. So every time he starts daydreaming, I start getting nervous.

Speaker 1:
[27:00] There's a lot of things I dream about that I know aren't going to happen, and they don't. But yeah, there are things that I do try to manifest and they do happen, but that's good, too. Amy, what if he... You've told me to like, you're the one that told me to think about...

Speaker 3:
[27:11] I should never have told him about the law of attraction, because he feels like... And he didn't really need the law to begin with, because I was really about choosing joy. That's what I was trying to give him, was like, law of attraction, choose joy. Let's keep our thoughts positive.

Speaker 1:
[27:24] Amy believes in law of attraction.

Speaker 3:
[27:25] And now he's buying houses in the Rhode Islands, we've barely been to.

Speaker 4:
[27:29] What if for a month he gave up video games and trading cards for a house for a month?

Speaker 3:
[27:35] I would do that.

Speaker 1:
[27:36] What the, Dale?

Speaker 3:
[27:37] We almost got into an argument on the plane, because Tara, she goes, hey, Dale, did you bring your video game? And I look over, I'm like, what? And he's like, no. I'm like, well, good, because that would have sent me into the stratosphere. Like we don't need to take that thing everywhere.

Speaker 1:
[27:54] Yeah. And now I'm getting mass chewed for-

Speaker 3:
[27:57] No, he chewed you. You did the chewing. You're the one that got mad.

Speaker 1:
[28:00] I'm getting prodded about a video game console that I didn't bring.

Speaker 3:
[28:05] Because you took it everywhere.

Speaker 1:
[28:05] I'm glad he didn't bring that. You know what would have happened if he had brought that? Well, let's hear all the things that would have happened if I had brought it.

Speaker 3:
[28:11] So, it's like it's been going on forever.

Speaker 1:
[28:14] Why are we talking about it?

Speaker 3:
[28:16] Because it's what you do.

Speaker 1:
[28:17] But I didn't bring it. It's not here.

Speaker 3:
[28:19] It was just a good...

Speaker 1:
[28:20] Let's just go, man, that's cool.

Speaker 4:
[28:22] Well, well done, Dale. We appreciate you.

Speaker 3:
[28:24] It's a good question. It was a valid question.

Speaker 4:
[28:27] I was trying to help you out to get a house for a month.

Speaker 3:
[28:30] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[28:30] Y'all got me worked up.

Speaker 3:
[28:31] Oh, my gosh. Speaking of getting worked up. For the second time. So we're sitting at the bar. He doesn't have his phone. I know you guys talked about this on Tuesday, but the Xfinity race is happening. The guys are running and Dale would typically have his phone and put it on silent just so he could watch and make sure he's keeping in touch with what's going on. He couldn't do that. Instead of having my phone up, he just figured I'll just check in later and figure out what happened. But then we get a text that Carson flipped and that was probably more mad than the phone situation.

Speaker 1:
[29:08] Oh, the phone wasn't a big deal.

Speaker 3:
[29:09] Yeah, he was frustrated with the phone.

Speaker 1:
[29:12] We found the phone. I didn't care that I didn't get to use it anymore. I had my iPad if I needed something, emergency you were here, everything was fine.

Speaker 3:
[29:19] Car flipping sent him again. I was like, wow, man, this guy just, I don't know if we need to get you like a boxing ring or something to get some aggression out because this bottled up in there because that would not have typically sent him like it did. But we had a moment where we were like, it's okay, Dale. And anytime you even tried to calm him down, it was like made it worse.

Speaker 1:
[29:37] So I hate the sound. Listen, we're talking about a guy, the Carson Quaple in this case could have been any of our we're talking about our drivers going to Kansas and working their ass off and racing, right? I'm in St. Martin's on vacation drinking my ties. I'm not, you know, I should not complain at all. But I was like, you know, this is what's happening in my head. And I'm just going to be honest. And if it's not the way I should be thinking, I apologize to everybody. But I'm just sitting there going, you know, I'm just going to I don't have my phone, so I can't really. Otherwise, I'd prop it up with the Nascar app open and just be watching the hell out of the standings and wondering how everybody's doing. But I'm like, you know what? I'm not going to grab Amy's phone and sit here and we're going to Mumbai. There they are.

Speaker 3:
[30:31] The babies are here.

Speaker 1:
[30:33] Little girlies. Watch your fingers. And so they're lapsed. So I'm just, I'm like, you know, I'm just going to leave it. I'm just going to leave it to leave it to the Lord.

Speaker 3:
[30:49] Yeah, give it to God.

Speaker 1:
[30:49] Give it to God. They're going to race good. I'm just going to sit here and have dinner. I'm not going to. I'm going to have fun with my family. And I'm just going to trust that they have a good day. And we'll look at the standings when it's all said and done. And they'll be in there in the top 10 somewhere. Maybe a win. That'd be great. And you said, I just got a text from Kelly, Carson flipped. Does Dale know? And I'm like, in my head, I'm thinking just destroyed, parts flying everywhere, car just destroyed. And I'm like, well, you know, is Carson flipped? You know, of course, is Carson okay? And then I see, I grab her phone and I see the clip. And I'm like, how in the hell? It's like lap two. Yeah. And I'm like, you know, you can flip at Daytona, you can flip at Talladega, flipping there, I mean, it happens, okay.

Speaker 3:
[31:44] But usually not on lap two.

Speaker 1:
[31:45] We don't flip at Kansas. We don't flip at these racetracks. What the hell are we doing flipping? And it's just a shit situation that he found himself in. Byron texts me the next morning, apologized and felt bad about it. And I know he didn't do that on purpose or wished it would have happened right. You know, of course, Carson feels terrible about it. I've talked to him since, but...

Speaker 3:
[32:07] Yeah, they flipped, they flipped, everybody flipped.

Speaker 1:
[32:09] In the morning, I mean, in the moment, we're sitting there, it's the last night, we're having dinner, and everybody's wore out. Everybody's had a full weekend. And I'm still trying to get the last, you know, last good night out of the trip. We're not going to leave till about lunch the next morning. And I was like, damn, what a gut punch. But I was angry, you know, I just was mad. Not anybody in particular, but I was just mad about it.

Speaker 3:
[32:39] But it was fine. It was just one of those things that was shocking. Your reaction was shocking, but I think it was build up over the phone and whatever.

Speaker 1:
[32:47] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[32:48] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[32:49] I've noticed like, no, like I've noticed in the last, I've noticed that I've had some moments like that one where I was even like, Why am I so mad? Why am I so angry? But I felt guilty not being there, right? As an owner, I felt guilty when those guys go to the racetrack and I don't go with them. I feel bad because I feel like I should go. I should be going. I should want to go. I do want to go, but I should be going. I should be there with them.

Speaker 3:
[33:22] Should be an understood thing that you will be there.

Speaker 1:
[33:24] And like this weekend, we had the Cars Tour in Caraway. We've got Talladega for the Xfinity. And I've got to divide and conquer, try to go to one or the other. And you feel like you want to be at both, you want to be value... Because you can have a... I can go to both and be an asset to what's happening there. I'm going to go to the Cars Tour because I'm after Wake a couple of weeks ago. I'm worried about those guys going to a little ball ring and doing well. And I want to talk to them and try to be present and hopefully influence a good day or a good night for the tour. But the weather looks bad. So should I be going to Talladega? I don't know and we got a slumber party at the house. I feel bad leaving that.

Speaker 3:
[34:07] Isla also has a birthday coming up. So we have a party to do on Friday.

Speaker 4:
[34:10] Isla's birthday?

Speaker 3:
[34:11] It's her birthday next Thursday. So we decided to do a party on this Friday.

Speaker 1:
[34:15] We got a slumber party having a Friday night. But that, you know, and so I got to, I'm going to leave that with you at 10 in the morning or sometime in the morning.

Speaker 3:
[34:23] That's okay. That's when the kids go home.

Speaker 4:
[34:25] How many kids are coming over?

Speaker 3:
[34:26] Just three. Oh, it'll be easy. And they're just eight. So it's not, you know, we don't do big parties unless I felt bad. Two hours at the saloon and then everybody takes off. It's just I would be I would probably get anxiety to like Dale if I had more than that.

Speaker 1:
[34:38] But I struggle with that part of being the car owner. But also like I before like for the longest time. And you know this in our relationship, racing was number one.

Speaker 3:
[34:53] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[34:54] Right. And you were not number one. And I of course we worked on that together. And then I went to work for NBC. And my boss Sam Flood said to me, family first. And I didn't ask him about a birthday or any kind of an off weekend or whatever. He just looked at me and he said, here it's family first.

Speaker 3:
[35:17] He just wanted you to know.

Speaker 1:
[35:19] He's like whatever needs to happen with your family, that goes first. And so, of course, a year or two later, Amy's like, hey, my dad's having a birthday. I would like you to go. It's on your weekend that you got to work. I called my boss. He's like, I said, hey, Amy wants me to go. I don't ask for much. But he's like, go. You got to do it family first, man. And I'm like, all right. And that gave me the confidence, honestly, to be able to put them first in anything. Like, it gave me that all righty to say, the all righty. I don't know what it is. Like, I feel like I was always, it gave me permission to put family over everything, racing, everything. And I'm like, you know what? From here on out, I'm putting family first, and I'm not going to worry about who has a problem with it. And so when we have these trips or we go do something in Texas or whatever, and I'm not going to go to the race, I usually tell myself, hey, man, you got to put family first. It's important for you to be here, and that'll be okay, and that'll be fine, and they'll be all right. And then your family first on this trip, and there they are flipping down the back straightaway in lap two, and you're like, ugh, I should be there.

Speaker 3:
[36:30] Yeah, but they would have done that if you were sitting there.

Speaker 1:
[36:32] If I was there, it wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 3:
[36:34] That goes back to giving it to God. That was God's intention, for whatever reason.

Speaker 1:
[36:39] Or I'm worried about people going, why wasn't he there? Why was he doing this thing, goofing off, or why was he serving himself and not being an owner or whatever?

Speaker 3:
[36:51] Well, we weren't doing this goof off thing, because I bought this trip at a charity event three years ago, and it was about to expire. So at the end of last year, I just booked it for whatever dates they had available. And that's why we went on this trip.

Speaker 1:
[37:04] I gave that little life hack on our podcast.

Speaker 4:
[37:07] I think I might edit it out, because I don't want that life hack out to people. I want to hold on to this thing, but we can share it here.

Speaker 1:
[37:13] Well, I mean, it's, look, we go to all of the charity events for our friends and drivers. We want the drivers to come to ours. We go to theirs, and everybody supports everybody. We're all friends. You've got friends that they are married to, other drivers and whatnot. So we're supportive. And we went to a charity event a couple years ago, and quite a while ago, and there was like a vacation to Italy or something and Tuscany. And we're like, Rah, screw it. Let's bid on it. And the trip was worth, let's say, $8,000. And man, that thing went way well, well below what the value was. And you're like, you know what? We bought it. We supported the charity. We supported tonight's fundraising. We can take this event, and even if we don't use it, we could give it away to one of our employees. And that's what we ended up doing that particular year. We gave that trip to our employee of the year, which gets voted on by all our employees. So we're like, in our minds, like, this is a good thing. Bam, bam, bam, right? Everybody's happy. But you can go to these charity events. And often there's always a trip. And they never go for the value. And so, like, you can go...

Speaker 3:
[38:38] It's rare that they do.

Speaker 1:
[38:39] It's very rare that they go for more than what the value of the trip is. So you can get these really crazy good trips on at a real good discount.

Speaker 4:
[38:49] I'm gonna start going to charities more often.

Speaker 1:
[38:51] Yeah. And so we bought this one.

Speaker 3:
[38:53] They also have free drinks, Trev.

Speaker 4:
[38:55] Yeah, sign me up.

Speaker 1:
[38:57] We got this one below value. And we are like, you know, we're either going to use it or we're going to give it away.

Speaker 3:
[39:02] And it was to a place we had never been to before. And so they're like, honestly, let's just book it. Figure out when we can go. And if it makes sense with the kid schedule or whatever, we're going.

Speaker 1:
[39:12] And so it was a house and it was a great house.

Speaker 3:
[39:14] And it was in St. Martin.

Speaker 1:
[39:16] Yeah. We got on to Moke one day and we just rode around. That was so much fun. And I know it was boring because we weren't doing much, but we're just driving around like just looking at other houses, looking at the island and all the lagoons and all the stuff. And I had a great, great trip. It was so much fun.

Speaker 3:
[39:33] What was your favorite bar?

Speaker 1:
[39:35] Danny's on the beach. So Danny's is a little basically just a carport.

Speaker 3:
[39:40] It started out with him just driving around with his truck with a giant cooler in the back and he always had rum punch and beer. And now he parks the truck and he might drive around every once in a while. It looks like it's ready to go.

Speaker 1:
[39:50] But you drive down this little dirt road to the edge of the beach. It's got a beach. It's got a little parking area, $5 for parking. It's got a beach you can walk to. It's got some rocky sort of cliffy, fun stuff you can climb down on top of where the waves come and crash in. And then up on this little rise just above the beach is literally just a shed, a roof, an open air roof. And he's got a little bar, a couple of chairs, a couple of picnic tables and cold drinks. And you can just sit there. There's some music playing and Danny's there. He's just hanging out. Super nice guy.

Speaker 3:
[40:30] He's the only bartender. Like he runs the bar.

Speaker 1:
[40:32] We did go to Anguilla to Elvis' bar, which is a top five bar in the world, in my opinion.

Speaker 3:
[40:40] It's got everything.

Speaker 1:
[40:41] It does.

Speaker 4:
[40:42] What's like the one thing you like? That's what makes it so good.

Speaker 3:
[40:44] It's right there in the bay. And the water is super calm. It's got a bar made out of an old boat that they found on the side of the road. And so the front part of the bar is literally this old wooden boat. And it's got a great menu. The vibe is chill. They've got great music. The music playing is always just like good old stuff or island music, whatever.

Speaker 1:
[41:06] You might hear island music, then nirvana, and then Pearl Jam, and then country.

Speaker 3:
[41:11] And there's beach chairs laying everywhere, so you can just go lay down. There's no club fee, so you can just roll up and hang out all day long.

Speaker 1:
[41:18] It's the beach bar that is just great all around, and you'd get there, and you don't particularly need to leave. You don't need to go bounce to the next place. And so those are my favorite ones.

Speaker 3:
[41:31] Danny's, though, none of us knew what Danny's was before we rolled up there on our moat, which was stalled out on the way up, which made a scene, and we got made fun of.

Speaker 1:
[41:40] The moat would stall if you went down the hill too fast. So there's a lot of hills. And I just let her go. And you get to the bottom of the hill, and you mash the gas, and it's not doing sh**. You have to turn it off, sort of cycle the power to get it going again.

Speaker 3:
[41:55] Putting it in reverse, Terry.

Speaker 1:
[41:56] The only way to stop it from doing that was to go brake slow and keep the pace slow down the hill.

Speaker 3:
[42:03] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[42:04] That was interesting.

Speaker 3:
[42:04] It had a max speed, even if you weren't pushing the gas.

Speaker 1:
[42:06] It would shut the motor off and kill power if you got above 30 miles an hour.

Speaker 3:
[42:10] Yeah. We rolled in to Danny's with that silly moat doing that and got made fun of. Immediately made friends with some people at the bar. If we get comfortable, we order some beer. Terry turns, but she goes, Amy, I think this is a naked bar. I'm like, what makes you say that? A naked beach. And then Tim says, I think-

Speaker 1:
[42:30] We heard that before we went there.

Speaker 3:
[42:32] I didn't know where the naked beaches were.

Speaker 1:
[42:33] No, no, no. The lady that welcomed us into the house and helped us settle in said that next to Dannys is a nude beach.

Speaker 3:
[42:40] Oh, I did not hear that. I did not hear that. So no wonder Tim was so excited about going to Dannys.

Speaker 1:
[42:44] Tim started talking about it when she mentioned it. Tim was like, oh, and he started talking to y'all about it. Like, oh, yeah, what are you going to do?

Speaker 3:
[42:51] Yeah, I didn't know that was by Dannys. That makes sense. That makes a lot more sense now. Okay, so we sit down and we're just relaxing and hanging out. And Tara is like, I think this is the nude beach. And then Tim says, no, I think this is the nude bar. And I look up and it says, get naked. There's like a little neon sign that's not lit up and it says, get naked. I'm like, well, I mean, there's a lot of stuff hanging up. Old relics, license plates, you know, all the typical garb that's at a, you know, dive bar. And none of the people around us are naked. And for reference, none of us got naked. We kept our clothes on. And until this one couple that was right in front of us, this is our moat stall, they park and they come back to the bar. And she's got a white shirt on that's got one button buttoned and some really giant knockers. And there at any moment, with any twist, with any giggle, could fall right out. And Tim was excited.

Speaker 1:
[43:47] You're going to embarrass the s*** out of him. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:
[43:50] Well, listen, none of us had ever been to a naked bar or a naked beach. That's not true. This lady was shopping for someone to get excited about it. And so we're just all talking to each other, making friends. And I don't know, it kind of entertained us. It was entertaining. It entertained us for a very long time because there are a couple more people that came up with very sheer clothes on, but everybody had their clothes on. Nobody took their clothes off. It was just one of those things I didn't expect, but you know, provided some entertainment for sure. Dale's not touching any of this. He's like, not talking about it. It didn't happen. I didn't look.

Speaker 4:
[44:26] You've been to Garden of Eden, so it's not your first.

Speaker 3:
[44:28] Yeah, so there's always naked men up there, and it's not like...

Speaker 4:
[44:32] It's not the beach.

Speaker 3:
[44:33] Yeah, the whole vibe was totally different. These were like, they've been to the bar before. They knew what the gist was, and they were there to serve.

Speaker 1:
[44:41] Amy went up to the Garden of Eden where you got your...

Speaker 3:
[44:45] Yeah, I got my boobs painted up there once. I was on a girl's trip.

Speaker 1:
[44:47] She's on a girl's trip, and she's like, hey, she's in Key West, right? She's on a girl's trip. I get a picture of her and her friend with their boobs painted, and I'm like, where are you thinking going like that? Where are you?

Speaker 3:
[45:03] So listen.

Speaker 1:
[45:04] Can you put your shirt back on?

Speaker 3:
[45:05] Well, I did, and I did.

Speaker 4:
[45:07] Thanks for the pic, but put a shirt on.

Speaker 1:
[45:09] I was like, I mean, this is awesome, but now I'm worried where you're going with that.

Speaker 3:
[45:13] We put our... It's like a drape. You just do it in private, and then we put our dresses back on. We just wanted to do it. We've never done anything like that before. And he would damn sure not let me do that even if he was there. And I put my clothes back on because there would be another person involved. And he's like, not going to let that happen. So I knew I had one shot. And I took it.

Speaker 1:
[45:33] Yeah, you did.

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Speaker 1:
[47:27] Yeah, what's the fun facts?

Speaker 3:
[47:29] Fun facts about kids?

Speaker 4:
[47:30] The fun fact you posted on your Instagram?

Speaker 3:
[47:33] Oh, today?

Speaker 4:
[47:33] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[47:34] Yeah. So I went to I went to Mom Tea today with Nicole at the preschool. They call it Muffins with Mom.

Speaker 1:
[47:39] Muffins with Mom. Speaking of Like they do donuts with dads and they Speaking of getting your boobs painted, Muffins.

Speaker 3:
[47:44] Muffins are the opposite area.

Speaker 1:
[47:46] Muffins with Mom. Jesus.

Speaker 3:
[47:48] That's OK. Ralph.

Speaker 1:
[47:50] What?

Speaker 3:
[47:51] Drink some of your drink.

Speaker 1:
[47:52] James thought it was funny.

Speaker 3:
[47:53] It was funny. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to have to put a disclaimer for Granny on this show.

Speaker 1:
[47:59] Dude, that's what we've been sitting here talking about, knockers. And you want me to not chuckle about muffins getting mentioned?

Speaker 3:
[48:06] I was I was with Nicole doing muffins at the preschool. And it was so cute. They always give you like the list of things. And we eat muffins, of course. And then they color and they sing a song. So she's been before we get to the list, she's been practicing winking.

Speaker 1:
[48:26] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[48:26] And she's like been trying to do it forever. She's not good at it. And so every once in a while, we're in the car.

Speaker 1:
[48:32] I feel like this is such a hard transition for our listeners. I know it was for me from Nude Beaches, the muffins.

Speaker 4:
[48:39] We'll put an ad break in between these two.

Speaker 1:
[48:41] We need a big long ad break before we start telling the story about going to preschool with Nicole.

Speaker 5:
[48:52] It's not wrong.

Speaker 3:
[48:53] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[48:54] I am not. Can you shift this sh** around? Put this first.

Speaker 4:
[48:58] We'll put all the ad breaks.

Speaker 3:
[49:01] Oh my God. I don't even know if I can tell it now. She's been trying to wink for weeks, and she's always asking me, Mom, am I doing it? Am I doing it? And I'll look back and she's like, I'm going to raise her whole face with moves, you know? And so the reason that she's been trying to wink is because they had this little song that they were going to do. And she's like, if you're happier to know it, it's if you love your mom and you know it, and you have to blow kiss and then you hug yourself and then you do a wink. So she did that this morning and it was amazing. And now I figure, like she's so, so she's like, I learned that way. She wants to keep everything a secret because she's got a surprise and it's a performance. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I did that with Nancy, she did the same thing.

Speaker 1:
[49:41] Oh man, good for her.

Speaker 3:
[49:43] And then the teacher said, I know for some of you guys, it's like the last, the last hurrah at preschool. And then it full sent me into like depression mode. And I cried the whole way.

Speaker 1:
[49:53] Are you serious?

Speaker 3:
[49:54] Yes, I had to go pick up something for Ila's birthday party and I cried the whole way there. I was like, ooh.

Speaker 1:
[49:59] Are you serious?

Speaker 3:
[50:00] The last thing. They don't do anything with the moms at the next school.

Speaker 1:
[50:03] What?

Speaker 3:
[50:04] They do the daddy daughter dance. And they do like a son and mother thing. I forget what it is, but no. So that's it. No more. Muffins with mom was the last hurrah. It made me so sad. But she did make me a super cute little list. This is my favorite part about doing these is their answer sheet of who they think you are.

Speaker 1:
[50:24] I like mom because mom likes this.

Speaker 3:
[50:25] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[50:26] Mom's favorite this is that.

Speaker 3:
[50:27] So she says, my favorite food is tacos, which she nailed. And she says, my mom is really great at telling jokes. So she thinks I'm funny, which that's pretty cool. Yes. And then I thought that was so cool. But she says, mom really likes to talk on her phone or call people on her phone. And I'm like, yep. I never call people on my phone. I don't even answer it. It's just funny what they think they see you doing. She really loves me because she lets me watch TV.

Speaker 1:
[50:58] My favorite thing to do with my mom is to watch Wednesday on The Addams Family. Yes.

Speaker 3:
[51:03] It's her new favorite show.

Speaker 1:
[51:04] My mom's favorite story is Target. Yes. The one thing that I love, hear my mom say a lot is, I love you.

Speaker 3:
[51:12] I love you.

Speaker 1:
[51:13] I love my mom because she's always hugs me.

Speaker 3:
[51:16] She always hugs me.

Speaker 1:
[51:16] Nicole loves hugs.

Speaker 4:
[51:18] I think my mom is funny because she covers her eyes and says peekaboo.

Speaker 3:
[51:21] Yeah. I haven't done that in ages, but maybe I should go back.

Speaker 1:
[51:25] They must have not been able to think of one. She must have been struggling to think of one, and maybe the teacher helped her with that one.

Speaker 3:
[51:30] Last year, she said, the only thing I hear my mom say is, no, Coley. So we've gone in a good direction. Oh, by the way, I got the other earring out.

Speaker 1:
[51:40] From Coley?

Speaker 3:
[51:40] She let me do it yesterday morning.

Speaker 1:
[51:41] What about Isla? When's that one happening?

Speaker 3:
[51:43] I tried.

Speaker 1:
[51:48] So, Isla walks in this morning, and just like the wink, Isla walks in this morning and she's looking for you. She's in the bathroom, she's coming closer and closer. I hear she's going, mom, mom. I'm like, hey, I'm in our bed, hadn't got out of bed yet. I'm like, hey, I'm in here. She comes in there, she goes, dad, I can whistle. What? And she goes, and it was really before, before she would go, oh, you know, and that's how Nicole does it too. And I'm like, yeah, okay. And Alice starts whistling. I'm like, you're doing it. You are doing it. And she goes, yep, you curl your tongue up inside your mouth and.

Speaker 3:
[52:30] Well, now she's got teeth too. She was trying to do it before.

Speaker 1:
[52:32] You figured it out. I can't whistle.

Speaker 3:
[52:34] You can't? I suck into whistle. I can't blow out to whistle.

Speaker 1:
[52:38] I'm like, she's gonna, you're, I told her, I'm like, you're gonna be whistling all the time now.

Speaker 3:
[52:43] A new noise that I like can make great.

Speaker 1:
[52:44] She was so proud of herself.

Speaker 3:
[52:46] She came in this morning with a full.

Speaker 1:
[52:47] I remember like, being so excited to learn how to, like I could finally snap my fingers. God, you remember being young and not being able to do it? And other people being able to do it and you're like.

Speaker 3:
[52:57] I'm broken, I'm broken.

Speaker 1:
[52:58] I can't do it, I can't, what's the trick, you know?

Speaker 3:
[53:01] Yeah, you lick it. You do anything you could to like try to get the friction on. Yeah, no, she tries that too. She walks around, she's like.

Speaker 1:
[53:08] Yep.

Speaker 3:
[53:09] I got nothing.

Speaker 1:
[53:10] Dudes used to, I never dipped, but dudes used to walk around with their can and smack their fingers. And I'm like, man, I want to be cool. I almost kind of want to start dipping just to be able to figure out how to do that.

Speaker 3:
[53:21] Because that looks so cool.

Speaker 1:
[53:22] I know, you didn't think. I tried to dip one time. You ever tried to dip?

Speaker 4:
[53:26] I've never.

Speaker 3:
[53:27] I've tried Copenhagen once and it made me throw up.

Speaker 1:
[53:29] Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:
[53:29] 30 seconds.

Speaker 1:
[53:30] You're not.

Speaker 3:
[53:31] I'm from Texas, honey. We tried everything.

Speaker 1:
[53:34] Well, my dumb ass. So there was this guy and a buddy of ours and I was going to ride to Daytona with him for the races. And he had a, oh, he had a Buick Grand National badass car, which I want to own one one day somehow. But I just-

Speaker 3:
[53:56] That ball of attraction might just kick in.

Speaker 1:
[53:58] That's why I said it. I wanted to, he dipped something. And so I'm like, I'll try that, my dumb ass. Eight-hour trip. Oh no. And I'm talking 30 minutes in, it hit me and I'm like, this ain't for me, man. I spit it out and I laid in the back of that **** Buick all the way to Daytona, just feeling like I wanted to die.

Speaker 3:
[54:23] It ruined you for the whole day. Yeah, I just remember throwing up. I don't remember.

Speaker 1:
[54:27] Never again. I ain't never, I ain't never messing with that.

Speaker 4:
[54:31] Never dipped or smoked a cigarette.

Speaker 3:
[54:32] Really? You're super pure.

Speaker 1:
[54:34] I used to smoke a ton of cigarettes.

Speaker 3:
[54:37] Yeah, Dale used to. Oh, golly. This is a funny story. I'm going to tell on you and we can cut this out if y'all want. So Dale, when I met him, I didn't know he smoked either and we weren't dating. It was business meetings, whatever. We had met him down at Whiskey River, Charlotte because Gary Allen was opening like the bar was just opening and he invited the whole group down. And so he was sitting in his booth smoking cigarettes and I'm like, he smokes? I didn't know that. And I'm like, ugh, like that's gross. Why would he do?

Speaker 4:
[55:08] It's a deal breaker for me.

Speaker 3:
[55:09] Same. Like that's a hard no for me. Not that it was a hard yes for me anyway, but you know what I'm saying? And so for like the next several years, I did everything I could to make him feel like it was like the most important thing that he did was to quit smoking. He used to sit in his bus and like smoke out the window and he had fans everywhere. The house never smelled like smoke and he really didn't either. It was kind of impressive.

Speaker 1:
[55:33] I never smoked, only time I smoked in the house was like downstairs in the basement drinking, which is in the house. But I had a, at my computer, I played video games more, I played video games all day. And I had a fan cut into the wall and hose ran to the exterior of the house, kind of like a vent or vent for a dryer. And so I'd flip that fan on, a little light switch, turn that fan on and I'd set the ashtray right next to the fan. And I had one of them ashtrays where you could, you could flip it and it would drop everything into the can underneath. And so I'd sit there and have a cigarette, I'd smoke, racing on line. I mean, I would smoke one after the other over and over. But I would light the cigarette, take a drag or two, run a race, and then the cigarette would be burnt out by the time I was done. And I never, you know, and so I was going through all these cigarettes, not really even smoking them. I would have so many butts in this ashtray that it would catch on fire. And like, I'd have to put water in it to stop. What a hazard. It was a hazard. It was crazy. And when we were at the racetrack, I had this little fan. So I had this couch on the interior of the bus, and I'm watching TV, and there's these windows right next to the couch, and I could crank them open. And they were just about, these windows were about five inches tall, and they would open up at an angle. I'd lay a little fan, just a little square fan, right there, and put the ashtray on top of the couch, and it sucked the smoke right out the window. And so that's how I kept the bus from stinking. But like, Matt Kinsey's part right next to me.

Speaker 3:
[57:07] Yeah, he loved it. He's like, Katie's really, really ready for you to stop smoking.

Speaker 1:
[57:12] Yeah, I hid it from everybody. And Matt comes over to me one day, he goes, you need to quit smoking out of that bus, man. And I mean, he would know every time I fired one up, because smoke would be pouring out of the damn side of the bus when he was sitting there. Because, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[57:28] He's not cooking stir fry.

Speaker 1:
[57:29] I didn't give a shit. I just hid it from everybody because I thought it was bad for a driver to be thought of as a smoker. But I mean, Dick Trickle did it. But, and my dad hated smoking. He didn't want me to, he didn't, he wouldn't have approved of it. But eventually I just quit. I tried to.

Speaker 3:
[57:45] I didn't approve either.

Speaker 1:
[57:47] I tried to quit a lot of different times and finally I got it to stick. And once I quit, the funniest thing happened. Once I quit, like I would be around it at a restaurant when I was smoker, when I was a smoker, I'd be around it in a restaurant or whatever and not really think that much of it. I didn't think it stunk, I didn't think it smelled strong or bad or anything like that. And if somebody was a block away from me, I couldn't smell it. And as soon as I quit smoking cigarettes, the smell of it instantly became just disgusting. And so once I got over the hump, it took me about two months. And when I finally got over that hump, the actual smell of it made me disgusted and I didn't want to be near it. And if I saw, if I could smell a cigarette from like a block away, we'd be in Key West.

Speaker 3:
[58:37] And I'm like, his sense of smell changed.

Speaker 1:
[58:39] Who the hell is smoking?

Speaker 3:
[58:40] He's like his system cleansed out and then his sense of smell came back.

Speaker 1:
[58:44] I'm like, it feels like it's right here. And it would be somebody walking in front of us, you know, half a block away and the winds blowing it toward us. And I'm like, damn, that's strong. Let's change, let's move. Let's go left on this next street and get away from them. But and we'd go, I couldn't, we had a bar that we loved down there and I had to stop going to it because the inside of it smelled so bad. And which I mean, you know, I was thankful because I was afraid that I was always going to be wanting and jonesing for a smoke. And even when I got to drink and I tried maybe once or twice to have a cigarette. And it's just disgusting. And I'm like, well, a lot of people like still want to have a cigarette. Like years later, they're still like fighting the cravings. And it was opposite for me for some reason. It just became repulsive. And so I don't like to be anywhere near it now. And that's the way it's kind of always been. So it took a while to kick that habit, but it was a good one to kick.

Speaker 3:
[59:41] Amen.

Speaker 1:
[59:42] All right. That's the show, everybody. Appreciate y'all.

Speaker 3:
[59:45] Brother Ralph here at the podium.

Speaker 1:
[59:48] For all you out there that are trying to kick that habit, I wouldn't give up.

Speaker 3:
[59:51] All you need is a good nag.

Speaker 1:
[59:53] Yeah. Yeah, that and a couple of months and you think you got her kicked.

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Speaker 3:
[61:25] Hey guys, Dale and I are in the studio for another round of Ask Amy. We're excited for you to listen to the show and for your questions. What do you got? All right.

Speaker 4:
[61:32] The first question is, what Disney princess is the most annoying?

Speaker 1:
[61:37] Sorry?

Speaker 3:
[61:37] What Disney princess is the most annoying?

Speaker 1:
[61:39] I can't help you here.

Speaker 4:
[61:42] Why not, Dale?

Speaker 1:
[61:43] I don't know any of them.

Speaker 3:
[61:44] Yeah, you do.

Speaker 1:
[61:45] Well, I mean, I don't know the annoying one.

Speaker 4:
[61:48] Let's see.

Speaker 3:
[61:48] That's a good question. I want to do a good answer. I feel like it's Ariel because she gave up all that stuff, like her voice and everything for that prince. She didn't have any negotiation skills. You know what I mean? She just went in and gave Ursula everything. I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[62:07] You can't just give up.

Speaker 3:
[62:08] You can't just give up everything. The rest of them have pretty good songs though. I don't know. I don't really... I love Disney and I grew up listening or watching all the shows, singing songs and everything.

Speaker 4:
[62:20] So what's your favorite then?

Speaker 3:
[62:21] My favorite's Aurora, which is Sleeping Beauty. I always thought she was cooler than the rest of them. I don't know. Music's good. And Elsa, we've listened to a lot of Frozen.

Speaker 1:
[62:35] I think Elsa was probably the one annoying for me because she was like...

Speaker 3:
[62:38] On repeat.

Speaker 1:
[62:40] No, not because...

Speaker 3:
[62:42] She's selfish.

Speaker 1:
[62:43] She was selfish and she was like, you know, I can't be around my sister. Like, come on, man, you know, why can't you be... Like, she wouldn't return, reciprocate the relationship and love that she had, that Anna had for her. And I'm like, man, she is kind of...

Speaker 3:
[62:57] Just be honest.

Speaker 1:
[62:58] She's kind of being rude.

Speaker 3:
[63:00] Figure it out. Don't make her sad.

Speaker 1:
[63:02] Yeah. And she couldn't turn off the, you know, forever storm. I mean, you know, she froze everything.

Speaker 3:
[63:08] There was a whole lot of I can'ts.

Speaker 1:
[63:09] She just didn't seem like she wanted to try.

Speaker 3:
[63:11] Yeah. Let's turn off.

Speaker 1:
[63:13] I didn't appreciate how she treated Anna. I really didn't. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[63:17] There we go. See, he did pay attention.

Speaker 1:
[63:19] Well, I was hesitant to say, because everyone loves Frozen. Of course, I think Frozen is awesome.

Speaker 3:
[63:24] Well, I love the Little Mermaid, too, but I just felt like, man, that's it.

Speaker 1:
[63:26] And Elsa is like the star, right? But Anna was actually the better person of the two.

Speaker 3:
[63:32] Yeah. Well, she gets to be queen, so it works out.

Speaker 1:
[63:34] She's less flawed person-wise.

Speaker 3:
[63:36] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:
[63:38] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[63:38] There we go. Next question is, with Talladega this weekend, they want to know, Amy, what was your first experience like to go into Talladega?

Speaker 3:
[63:46] There was a lot of buildup for Talladega. I got a lot of stories from all of Dale's friends, from Dale himself. But I have I myself, like the racing is amazing. I have never been into the infield to Talladega Boulevard, even now.

Speaker 1:
[64:00] Everyone is going to assist you go.

Speaker 3:
[64:02] I've never been there. I've heard of the mud wrestling, of the barbecue wrestling, of the jello wrestling, of the KY wrestling. I've never seen any of it. I used to sit in the bus with Dale just being bored, waiting for the racing part to happen. Even if we had friends camping, I wasn't going out.

Speaker 4:
[64:19] Why not?

Speaker 3:
[64:20] Dale did not want me having fun if he wasn't having fun. That's right. I didn't drink or party or any of that at the racetrack.

Speaker 1:
[64:28] I used to have a rule that Amy wasn't allowed to drink if I couldn't drink, I didn't want her to get drunk.

Speaker 3:
[64:33] That did happen once in Taytona. Josh Schneider and I, who share an affinity for tequila, shared a few shots while Dale was doing the race. He gets back to the bus and he rips Josh. He's like, how dare you? What the hell are you thinking? Y'all are sitting in here drinking. You're getting her drunk and I'm out there freaking bracing this horse.

Speaker 1:
[64:55] Busting my ass? Yeah, risking my life? Where's the loyalty?

Speaker 3:
[65:00] Yeah, and we were both like, ugh. We were having a great old time. We were being fans, you know? And ever since then, I was like, I better not. That was some part of Dale I don't want to see again. But you know, he had a point. Yeah, but I saw I want to ride through. Kenny wouldn't even take me through there. So I did go through the infield. During practice, one day we went and sat at the other opposite end of where we usually park so that I could see the cars go by.

Speaker 1:
[65:33] Unfortunately, Talladega is this weekend. We could book the next one.

Speaker 4:
[65:37] Let's do a bloodshart live from Talladega next year. Jesus.

Speaker 3:
[65:41] That would be fun. That would be fun. You think?

Speaker 1:
[65:44] Are you sure?

Speaker 3:
[65:45] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[65:46] You want to do it? You want to call the wrestling matches?

Speaker 3:
[65:49] You think I'd be good at that?

Speaker 1:
[65:51] I'm just wondering if you'd even want to.

Speaker 3:
[65:53] Maybe we could have them, hmm, what would we call it?

Speaker 1:
[65:57] Well, they probably already got the names for it.

Speaker 3:
[65:59] Oh, we don't get to host our own?

Speaker 1:
[66:01] No.

Speaker 4:
[66:02] You're doing the play-by-play.

Speaker 1:
[66:03] Yeah, play-by-play at the mud wrestling.

Speaker 3:
[66:04] Okay, maybe. But I want to do mud. I want to do like condiment.

Speaker 1:
[66:10] Mustard wrestling.

Speaker 3:
[66:11] Mustard, barbecue sauce, strawberry jelly, something tasty, you know.

Speaker 4:
[66:16] Peanut butter and jelly.

Speaker 3:
[66:18] Oh, peanut butter. That sounds very rough.

Speaker 4:
[66:20] Not the chunky.

Speaker 3:
[66:22] We did get jello shots thrown at us, though, that day. It was just during practice. Kenny and I, they were closed. They were sharing them. They weren't trying to hit us. This was years ago. You were still racing. No, in Talladega.

Speaker 1:
[66:31] So you did go down the street.

Speaker 3:
[66:32] It was like during the middle of the day.

Speaker 4:
[66:34] No, that doesn't count.

Speaker 3:
[66:35] It was Kenny and I, and he was like, holy smokes. They're throwing them at us at the golf cart.

Speaker 1:
[66:40] You went kind of to the strip when we went and watched Tim play at that stage one year.

Speaker 3:
[66:48] That wasn't at Talladega. I went and watched him race here in North Carolina.

Speaker 1:
[66:56] All right.

Speaker 3:
[66:57] The one y'all reopened, I forget, because brain farts. But yeah, that was a great concert.

Speaker 1:
[67:01] Look, I mean, that's great. That's actually a great trip because the kids can do Halloween.

Speaker 3:
[67:09] So as raunchy as it gets, it's also very good for the family because we were there last year. Space for the kids in the infield.

Speaker 1:
[67:16] I feel like we were there last year.

Speaker 3:
[67:17] We didn't go last year. We usually go around.

Speaker 1:
[67:19] The hell?

Speaker 3:
[67:19] We did not go last year. We went the year before.

Speaker 1:
[67:22] I remember trying to get-

Speaker 3:
[67:23] You took the kids.

Speaker 1:
[67:24] Yes, I did.

Speaker 3:
[67:25] I didn't go.

Speaker 1:
[67:26] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[67:28] They had reptiles and the-

Speaker 1:
[67:29] That's right.

Speaker 3:
[67:30] MRO. I get pictures of the kids are holding pythons.

Speaker 1:
[67:32] Did I have them there just for the day?

Speaker 3:
[67:34] Spiders, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[67:35] Holy crap. What a dad. What do you mean, dad? I didn't like that. I didn't remember being such a bad ass dad, but I was. Look at me.

Speaker 3:
[67:44] Listen, you could do it again this weekend if you're going.

Speaker 1:
[67:46] No. We'll go in the fall and take the kids. We'll take the camper. We'll take the kids to the playground, to do the Halloween thing. We'll go out in the boulevard and then we'll go home.

Speaker 4:
[67:59] Do a live show.

Speaker 1:
[67:59] We'll get up Sunday morning.

Speaker 3:
[68:01] Listen, there's going to be a show whether we're doing it or not.

Speaker 1:
[68:03] We'll get up Sunday morning before the race starts and say adios so you can get on TV.

Speaker 3:
[68:08] Yeah. That's a great idea. Thanks for that question. We just now have a new family of trips.

Speaker 4:
[68:14] Speaking of jello shots, are you a fan of jello shots?

Speaker 3:
[68:16] I am a fan of jello shots. I just wish there was a less annoying way to get them out of the cup. I wish somebody would invent a cup, anybody that's got that engineering mind that has a little thing that swirls around, that loosens it so you don't have to use your tongue.

Speaker 4:
[68:31] I've got you covered. When you store them, flip them upside down.

Speaker 3:
[68:36] So it comes out on the lid? Oh, that's genius.

Speaker 1:
[68:38] Yeah, that is.

Speaker 3:
[68:39] Damn Travis, where have you been?

Speaker 4:
[68:41] Or your pinky.

Speaker 3:
[68:43] Yeah, but I don't want that. My fingers are dirty.

Speaker 4:
[68:45] But yeah, just flip them upside down after you.

Speaker 3:
[68:48] Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 1:
[68:49] We had some at the farm for Easter.

Speaker 3:
[68:51] Yeah, Aunt Shanna always makes jello shots for the adults and separate ones for the kids, which I don't know if that's teaching them right or wrong.

Speaker 4:
[68:58] Raise them up.

Speaker 3:
[68:59] But we do it and so the kids have their own. Yeah, they're just jello cups.

Speaker 4:
[69:05] Yeah, it's a jello.

Speaker 3:
[69:06] Yeah. And so yeah, we always have them. But I don't think she even knows that trick. We're gonna have to teach Aunt Shanna how to do that.

Speaker 4:
[69:12] You're welcome. Speaking of your vacation and how long after getting back do you unpack?

Speaker 1:
[69:18] We're still packed.

Speaker 3:
[69:19] They're still packed. I'm very bad about that. But I've been telling everybody too how dirty I am in the closet. I have done a lot of work to get that closet cleaned up and so I can open it, clean it out and get it done pretty fast at the moment. So hopefully today. I did get in there to get something out.

Speaker 1:
[69:36] I used to do it immediately.

Speaker 3:
[69:37] I got my shirt out because I got this on my trip.

Speaker 4:
[69:39] It's a great shirt.

Speaker 3:
[69:41] It says, don't be a little bitch. And we got this at one of the beach clubs we went to.

Speaker 1:
[69:45] What was the beach club called?

Speaker 3:
[69:46] Kalatua.

Speaker 1:
[69:47] Kalatua?

Speaker 3:
[69:48] In Kalatua. And so you sit on the beach and you can hang out and then you can have lunch. And there's a little boutique in there and the lady gave this to me. I told her I would wear it.

Speaker 4:
[69:56] Do you unpack your clothes when you're on vacation? You just grab out of the suitcase.

Speaker 3:
[70:01] I usually like to hang them up, but this time I've just scrapped some of my things out and then I had too much to hang up, so I just...

Speaker 1:
[70:07] I usually unpack as soon as I get home. I don't care if I'm there for two nights. I will take everything out of the bag and put it in a drawer.

Speaker 3:
[70:15] He un-packs and organizes it like he's living at his home house.

Speaker 1:
[70:19] This particular trip, I left all the s*** in the bag. I might have wore some s*** two days in a row. I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[70:26] No, he didn't. He has a travel bag that he puts all the dirties in, so he takes it as he wears it and just stuffs it in there.

Speaker 1:
[70:32] Nothing got worn the way I intended it to. You pack your bags like, all right, I'll wear this for day one. Here's day two. Here's this shirt, these shorts and da-da-da-da. It just all...

Speaker 3:
[70:43] Yeah, if it matched, it didn't matter. It worked out fine. The next time, we're going to have shorts with pockets, zipper pockets or something, so that phone doesn't...

Speaker 4:
[70:52] The problem is, if you're wearing swim trunks, you're just screwed.

Speaker 3:
[70:54] Yeah, that's what he was wearing, swim trunks.

Speaker 1:
[70:56] I need to learn to listen.

Speaker 4:
[71:00] Next question. I'm curious if this is a guy or girl. Who do you think this question comes from? At what age should guys stop using three-in-one shampoo body wash?

Speaker 3:
[71:10] I feel like that you should not use that ever. That's a you question. Well, I have so many products in the damn shower.

Speaker 1:
[71:19] I think three-in-one shampoo conditioner, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[71:25] Is it really cleaning you if it's conditioning you at the same time? How does it do that?

Speaker 1:
[71:28] I don't have a problem with that. The body wash part has never worked for me.

Speaker 3:
[71:33] Yeah, he likes a bar of soap.

Speaker 1:
[71:34] Yeah. If I use body wash, it doesn't clean as well.

Speaker 3:
[71:42] He doesn't want to get out of the shower feeling slippery.

Speaker 1:
[71:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[71:46] That's got too much conditioner in it.

Speaker 1:
[71:47] I'll just shoot you straight.

Speaker 3:
[71:51] We're all going to learn something.

Speaker 1:
[71:52] You check your pits, right? Buckle it. Everybody checks their own pits, I'm sure, right, at some point.

Speaker 3:
[71:58] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[72:00] I can, every now and then, I'm like, all right, a little, you know, not good. Not great. I don't wear cologne. I used to wear cologne. I used to wear deodorant. I don't anymore. Yeah. Did you believe it? You don't wear deodorant?

Speaker 3:
[72:16] I don't either.

Speaker 1:
[72:16] Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3:
[72:17] Straight hippies over here.

Speaker 1:
[72:18] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[72:18] It's got too many chemicals in it.

Speaker 1:
[72:20] Yeah. So that's a whole nother story. There is a specific type of cologne that I will wear, and I found this in Hawaii probably 2002, 2003, and it has none of the aluminums or all that weird s*** or whatever.

Speaker 3:
[72:37] He's talking about deodorant.

Speaker 1:
[72:38] Deodorant. Yeah, I'm sorry. And so it's a roll-on kind of deodorant, and it's Calvin Klein or whatever it is. I forget what it's called, but I'll buy that, and I actually took some on this vacation, and I used it a couple of days, so I do wear deodorant every now and then, but usually I don't.

Speaker 4:
[72:54] But how do you stop from like the sweat and the smelling?

Speaker 1:
[72:57] I don't.

Speaker 3:
[72:58] So here's the thing. Well, you don't, but you don't stink as bad. So when you're putting that stuff on your body all the time, you're clogging up your lymphatic system, you're putting heavy metals in when all your body's trying to do anyway is get that stuff out. So you're creating an issue in your lymphatic system. You do go for like a week or two period where you smell like the Grinch when your body's trying to get it all out when you stop using it. And then it's not that bad. It really isn't.

Speaker 1:
[73:23] I don't have body odor, I guess.

Speaker 3:
[73:26] I mean, I don't think.

Speaker 1:
[73:27] Every now and then, though, I do.

Speaker 4:
[73:29] So you just make sure like you get in there when you're showering to make sure they're extra clean?

Speaker 3:
[73:33] He scrubs it with a dial bar or a dove bar or whatever bar is available.

Speaker 4:
[73:35] Maybe I'll try this for two weeks and see.

Speaker 3:
[73:37] It's a good test.

Speaker 1:
[73:38] If you're going to do this, body washes are off the table because they don't clean and they don't take the smell, right? So like that's my experience. Like a bar soap, good, any kind of soap, I don't care what it is. Irish Spring, Dove, whatever you want to use. That stuff works good for me. And I get in the pits real good.

Speaker 3:
[73:57] I think it's because the other stuff has conditioning agents in it and it's not like this soap.

Speaker 1:
[74:01] But I can't use like body wash. No, even in the, you go to hotels, you know, the body wash, that sh** you won't do nothing. It don't, it don't clean me.

Speaker 4:
[74:11] Especially, I do think you go to the hotels and they have the giant ones, they're like already in there.

Speaker 3:
[74:14] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[74:15] I feel like those are just like watered down to begin with.

Speaker 3:
[74:17] They're just shampoo.

Speaker 1:
[74:18] I just have never had, I've never used a body wash and went, you know, that's better than soap. I just never have. And so, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[74:26] I don't even remember what the question was.

Speaker 4:
[74:28] Three in one.

Speaker 3:
[74:28] Three in one.

Speaker 4:
[74:29] So here's the-

Speaker 1:
[74:29] But he said body wash.

Speaker 3:
[74:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[74:31] Here's the follow up.

Speaker 1:
[74:32] When does a man need to stop using body wash?

Speaker 3:
[74:35] I think it just depends on who you are. I feel like if it's cleaning you-

Speaker 1:
[74:38] Body wash is not what you need to be using to clean yourself. You need to use a bar of soap.

Speaker 3:
[74:44] I use body wash. I use the soap too. You use body wash? Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[74:47] Body wash and a loofah.

Speaker 3:
[74:48] Yeah, so that's the thing, he doesn't use any extra fluffy stuff.

Speaker 1:
[74:50] No, he doesn't use rags or anything.

Speaker 4:
[74:53] You're just taking that dirty bar of soap every day and just-

Speaker 3:
[74:56] Yeah, hitting those pits and bits.

Speaker 1:
[74:57] It's my bar of soap.

Speaker 3:
[74:58] Pits and bits.

Speaker 1:
[74:59] It ain't nobody else's. What the-

Speaker 3:
[75:03] Because it's my bar, because it's my soap. There's no double dipping.

Speaker 1:
[75:08] Am I some weirdo? What?

Speaker 3:
[75:10] No, you're just funny the way you say everything.

Speaker 4:
[75:13] Follow up, how many times do you reuse a towel?

Speaker 3:
[75:18] Couple.

Speaker 1:
[75:18] Yeah, a couple of times.

Speaker 4:
[75:20] I think you're allowed to use at least twice.

Speaker 3:
[75:21] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[75:22] I mean, I'm clean. Every time I'm using it, I'm clean.

Speaker 3:
[75:27] Sometimes we're using the same towel. There's just one on the bar, and it's too far to get to the new ones without drippin water all over the room.

Speaker 1:
[75:32] I use the damn thing till it ain't there no more, then I go get another one. Amy's the one that's the decider of when the towel goes away, and so I just keep using the same one until it's not there. And then I go get one off the shelf. Love it. New towel.

Speaker 4:
[75:46] Next question, what warning label would you give your life? What warning label would you come with?

Speaker 3:
[75:52] Oh my God. Ain't as sweet as she looks? I don't know. Fight fire with fire?

Speaker 1:
[76:02] What the hell kind of label is that? What is that even telling me?

Speaker 3:
[76:05] I don't know. Caution.

Speaker 1:
[76:07] It's probably a question that you need to have her answer for me and me answer for her.

Speaker 4:
[76:12] So what's Dale's caution label, warning label?

Speaker 3:
[76:17] You just got out of having to do this.

Speaker 1:
[76:18] The hell? I got to do it for you.

Speaker 3:
[76:20] No, you didn't.

Speaker 4:
[76:21] No, he's going to have to answer it too.

Speaker 3:
[76:22] Oh, man. What is Dale's? Dale's is. Dale's is.

Speaker 1:
[76:27] Keep your distance. Amy's is keep your distance in the morning.

Speaker 3:
[76:32] I used to be a morning person. I don't know why you think I'm not.

Speaker 1:
[76:34] You want to get that hug at 9 o'clock, you better be strategic.

Speaker 3:
[76:37] Why don't you get up before 9 o'clock? Maybe that's why I'm annoyed when you come in at 9 o'clock. Breakfast is done. The kids are put together and ready for school already. Dale's would be addicted to video games. Addicted, straight addicted to video games. Refuses for life, gamer for life. Is that it? Sure. I don't know. The rest of it seems fluid. That seems like the only thing that's not. Yeah. Right?

Speaker 4:
[77:09] Maybe it's just like addicted personality, like he gets addicted to anything.

Speaker 3:
[77:13] He goes in hard. Addicted personality.

Speaker 4:
[77:16] Well, I think that's a good place to end the show.

Speaker 3:
[77:20] Thank you guys. Thank you for your questions. We had a really fun show. Please check it out and also don't forget to subscribe if you haven't already. Check out the merch at shop.dirtymomedia.com. What do you got, Ralph?

Speaker 1:
[77:34] Yeah. Like and subscribe.

Speaker 3:
[77:40] Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:
[77:40] Give us a comment on YouTube. Check us out. Hey, share with your friends.

Speaker 3:
[77:43] The drink was good today too. We talk about this recipe. We're going to have more of that. It's a batch recipe that Dale is very excited about.

Speaker 1:
[77:51] Yeah. Made a big jug of it.

Speaker 3:
[77:52] Yes. We have a bigger jug of I-Raw coming out soon.

Speaker 1:
[77:56] I am curious after this show, what are the habits of our listeners? Are you shower cloth, bar of soap, just bar of soap? Are you body wash? Are you three-in-one? Are you shampoo and conditioner separate?

Speaker 3:
[78:12] Do you hit your pits and bits and then get out? Do you wash everything?

Speaker 1:
[78:15] Who was it that we... So this is kind of where I got the notion to give this the go. I mean, not that I was a whole lot different beforehand, but it's the husband and wife, the girl from Saving Sarah Marshall.

Speaker 3:
[78:33] Yeah, Kristen Bell?

Speaker 1:
[78:34] Yeah, her and her husband were talking. They were talking on their show. This was five, six years ago, how they kind of did away with deodorants and they don't even really... I may be misspeaking, but they were talking about how, you know, they were pretty basic and how they used soap in the shower and so forth. And I'm like, all right.

Speaker 3:
[78:57] Yeah, I remember stopping when...

Speaker 1:
[78:59] I always thought the shower... I always just thought the shower...

Speaker 4:
[79:03] They do not bathe their children daily instead waiting until they can, quote, smell or, quote, see dirt to avoid dry skin and conserve water.

Speaker 1:
[79:11] Yeah. Oh, interesting. Well, I thought it was for other reasons.

Speaker 3:
[79:14] A little more dynamic than I thought.

Speaker 1:
[79:16] I thought they were talking about themselves and their own habits. But I was like, eh, OK. I mean, I've never really had a BO problem. Amy would tell me obviously if she was like, hey, dude, your pits are pretty smelly. And so I just get in there with the bar of soap and that's good enough for me. I don't need a wash rag. Wash rags to me are just like an extra necessary part of the puzzle that's not necessarily has to be there. I don't know. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[79:44] Not necessarily necessarily necessarily.

Speaker 1:
[79:46] I'm just curious what other people's habits are. Am I different?

Speaker 3:
[79:51] I like a wash cloth to clean my face. I don't use it on my body.

Speaker 1:
[79:55] Really? I just I get in. So I go from head to toe, right? Because you're washing the dirt down. You don't wash your feet first and then your hair. So I get in and I go shampoo. OK, we got that done.

Speaker 3:
[80:11] It's going Adam Sandler on us.

Speaker 1:
[80:13] Now let's put the conditioner in there.

Speaker 4:
[80:15] No conditioner goes on first.

Speaker 1:
[80:16] I put the conditioner in and I'm going to let it set for a minute, you know, kind of do its thing. And then I get my soap, bar soap and get my hands all sudsy and then I wash my face, right? Got my face clean, get my beard good and clean. And then I wash the conditioner out with all the soap and everything. And I'm clean from the chin up. And then I wash my body with the bar soap. I mean, I don't know how else people do it. Listen, I go all, I get my feet, everything. Like, you know, I wash my whole body. Like some people might not do all that or maybe they do more. Just curious what happened.

Speaker 3:
[80:54] I'm scared to respond now. I do what I do and that's all I do.

Speaker 1:
[80:57] Look at me out here being brave, putting it all out there. You're scared to even tell people.

Speaker 3:
[81:02] I'm glad you're clean. I'm thankful.

Speaker 1:
[81:04] I am.

Speaker 3:
[81:04] I'm also thankful that you don't sneak.

Speaker 1:
[81:05] If I wasn't clean, Amy would say, look man.

Speaker 3:
[81:09] No, you don't sneak. You're good. So grateful. That military school must have taught you well. All right. Thanks guys.

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