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Speaker 1:
[00:11] Welcome to Thursday's show.
Speaker 2:
[00:12] Morning, studio.
Speaker 3:
[00:13] Morning.
Speaker 2:
[00:15] I want to start because today we should have the results of the testosterone challenge. We should have had them yesterday. There was a problem at the lab, so we did not have the results. And those that know what we're talking about, Eddie and Lunchbox have been arguing forever about who has more testosterone. It's stupid. But then we thought, let's just end it. We'll get a paramedic in here, took their blood, and then we'll get the results. Yesterday, the results weren't ready. Do you know what I'm about to say?
Speaker 4:
[00:41] I think, yep.
Speaker 2:
[00:41] Okay, so as of right this second...
Speaker 5:
[00:43] You know, Amy.
Speaker 2:
[00:45] As of right this second, we only have one of your results.
Speaker 4:
[00:47] Boom!
Speaker 5:
[00:48] Uh-oh.
Speaker 4:
[00:49] And like, why we just have the one and not the other, that's perplexing to me.
Speaker 2:
[00:54] And I don't want to say which one of you it is.
Speaker 5:
[00:57] Is it because one of them has more tea?
Speaker 2:
[01:00] I don't know why it is. Why would you think... Do you guys know?
Speaker 5:
[01:05] Who knows?
Speaker 6:
[01:05] No.
Speaker 2:
[01:06] Why would you think we have one and not the other?
Speaker 6:
[01:08] I assume that they found something in the other persons and they're like, man, this can't be right. It can't be that low.
Speaker 5:
[01:15] That's what I'm thinking. I would assume that the reading is so low that they're like, wow, there's no tea in here.
Speaker 2:
[01:22] So the ones that they have is Lunchboxes.
Speaker 5:
[01:25] Boom! Okay, well, that's definitely not the reason, then.
Speaker 2:
[01:27] The one they don't have as of right this second is Eddie.
Speaker 5:
[01:32] So mine is like, is it missing? Is it delayed?
Speaker 2:
[01:34] What's happening? It's not missing.
Speaker 4:
[01:35] No, it's not missing. The lab has it.
Speaker 6:
[01:38] Oh, man, that's a bad sign.
Speaker 4:
[01:39] And for whatever reason, the database has only uploaded Lunchboxes results.
Speaker 2:
[01:46] We've heard they've brought in other people to look at it because something about it is so wild.
Speaker 5:
[01:49] Maybe different. What if it's like superhero stuff like, wow, this is the best blood we've ever seen?
Speaker 2:
[01:55] I don't know what it is, but only Lunchboxes is in right now.
Speaker 6:
[01:58] Mine is bad because right when they put it in the machine, they said, tea, tea, tea, tea. It started going off. They're like, in that test.
Speaker 2:
[02:04] Oh, boy. Does that worry you? Absolutely.
Speaker 5:
[02:06] Of course.
Speaker 2:
[02:07] You've already been concerned.
Speaker 5:
[02:08] Of course. And now I picture a bunch of scientists and doctors around this test tube being like, hmm, I just don't understand it.
Speaker 2:
[02:15] Where's the tea?
Speaker 5:
[02:16] No, not where's the tea. More like, is this guy okay? Like, how's he still alive? Because I feel like it's bad. Cancer, something.
Speaker 2:
[02:24] You thought you had cancer so many times.
Speaker 5:
[02:26] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[02:26] You thought you had cancer when you ate popcorn once.
Speaker 5:
[02:28] Yes, correct. And it was just, I ate too much popcorn. But I still worry about that stuff.
Speaker 4:
[02:32] Do you think it's because, like, if they, the lab receives things alphabetically and they're like A, B, C, D, Daniel is before Eddie?
Speaker 5:
[02:39] But barely.
Speaker 2:
[02:40] But she makes a great point. Daniel is before Eddie. D is before E. So Daniel, aka Lunchbox, so it would be Daniel, then Lunchbox, then Eddie.
Speaker 4:
[02:51] Yeah, they haven't gotten to the E's yet.
Speaker 2:
[02:52] Because it wasn't under L for Lunchbox, but it was Daniel.
Speaker 5:
[02:55] Correct, Daniel, because that's his name.
Speaker 4:
[02:56] Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to come up with any reason why it might be, and it might be alphabetical.
Speaker 5:
[03:00] Are they not telling you? Like, you guys haven't asked, like, why is it being delayed?
Speaker 4:
[03:04] They have called multiple times and they said, they felt confident the lab has been great about sending testosterone results quickly. So, normally, it's two to three days, but it's been so quick lately, they thought it would be one day, no problem. And then Lunchboxes ended up coming in. They even called and were like, hey, we'll pay extra to expedite. And the lab was like, no can do.
Speaker 2:
[03:24] We gotta study this thing.
Speaker 5:
[03:25] Oh, what is happening? Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[03:27] So, if it comes in, we do think there is a 50-50 chance it comes in the next little bit.
Speaker 5:
[03:31] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[03:32] If it does, we're on. We could have them just reveal Lunchbox's number and then wait, keep Eddie's, I don't know.
Speaker 4:
[03:39] No, no, no.
Speaker 5:
[03:39] We'll wait.
Speaker 4:
[03:41] I accidentally sent Lunchbox's number.
Speaker 5:
[03:44] Why would you do that?
Speaker 4:
[03:46] Because there's so many...
Speaker 2:
[03:47] I don't want to know what it is. Don't say what it is.
Speaker 6:
[03:48] You don't want to know.
Speaker 5:
[03:50] So Amy knows the number? This is not good.
Speaker 4:
[03:54] There's so many texts flying back and forth. I'm not going to say a thing.
Speaker 6:
[03:57] She was impressed. Look at her. Look at that smile.
Speaker 5:
[03:59] She's not saying anything.
Speaker 4:
[04:01] I'm actually very neutral right now. Any smirk you see is just that I know the number and I don't think I'm supposed to.
Speaker 2:
[04:11] Don't tell me either. I want to enjoy this. Say nothing. We'll wait and see if Eddie's comes in.
Speaker 4:
[04:15] Say nothing. Say less.
Speaker 2:
[04:17] We will do a couple other things. It's okay.
Speaker 5:
[04:20] It's not good. Now my mind's going crazy.
Speaker 4:
[04:23] It is kind of a bummer that Eddie's already been stressed about it and then his are delayed. I feel like that's not...
Speaker 5:
[04:29] Unless you guys are purposely making this...
Speaker 2:
[04:32] I promise you, because I know how concerned you are about this, I would not mess with this as a joke. There are other jokes we could do, but we're not going to.
Speaker 4:
[04:40] I mean, I guess there are. You can see the text threads. Like it's legit.
Speaker 5:
[04:46] I believe you guys.
Speaker 2:
[04:47] Do you want me to pivot and do something else?
Speaker 5:
[04:49] Yeah, yeah. Whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2:
[04:50] Are you going to be able to get to the show?
Speaker 5:
[04:52] Yeah, man. I'm fine. Go ahead.
Speaker 2:
[04:54] A group of Kansas high school students took the Wienermobile to prom.
Speaker 4:
[04:58] Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 6:
[05:00] How'd they pull that off?
Speaker 2:
[05:01] So here is this news story. Go ahead.
Speaker 7:
[05:04] Not many people get to ride a hot dog to prom.
Speaker 3:
[05:06] These kids in Topeka, Kansas relished the opportunity to get a sweet ride in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. The teens saw this, can't miss vehicle park in a grocery store parking lot a few days before the dance. And they asked the drivers for a lift and they said, why? Sure, let's do it. Complete with the Wiener whistles, the boutonniers and corsages.
Speaker 2:
[05:28] That's fun. Unless you take yourself way too seriously, that's fun.
Speaker 5:
[05:31] Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:
[05:32] That's from CBS Chicago, so boom, there's one. You still good? Are you even listening? Or are you just like lost because you're so worried about it?
Speaker 5:
[05:40] Yeah, you talked about some prompting.
Speaker 4:
[05:43] No, we talked about how they took the Wienermobile.
Speaker 5:
[05:45] Oh, that's cool, they did. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[05:48] He's just concerned about his results. Wouldn't you be?
Speaker 5:
[05:53] I'm the one that's going to lay you out.
Speaker 4:
[05:54] If we were testing for something more critical.
Speaker 2:
[05:56] They didn't come back and go like, hey, we got, there are other factors at play here. We don't feel like giving you the results. No, it's just the lab. You don't have them back from the lab.
Speaker 4:
[06:05] What if internally with the lab, they're like, why is this inconclusive?
Speaker 5:
[06:09] Right.
Speaker 2:
[06:09] All you're doing is scaring him. We're trying to do this.
Speaker 4:
[06:11] Well, I just had that thought.
Speaker 5:
[06:12] Inconclusive, man, that's a bad word.
Speaker 2:
[06:15] No, it just means they don't know.
Speaker 5:
[06:16] Yeah, something's wrong with the blood.
Speaker 4:
[06:18] What if there's like a minimal amount?
Speaker 8:
[06:20] I can't tell.
Speaker 2:
[06:22] Is this a woman?
Speaker 4:
[06:26] Did you put Garcia on there? Is it because you're...
Speaker 2:
[06:30] Could it be because Amy didn't want to say the word Mexican? Mexican blood? Is it a white lab?
Speaker 5:
[06:36] Do you think it got intercepted?
Speaker 2:
[06:38] Ice?
Speaker 4:
[06:40] They're like, get it out of here.
Speaker 5:
[06:43] Does ice intercept blood?
Speaker 2:
[06:45] They sent it back to South America?
Speaker 5:
[06:48] It's in detention center.
Speaker 4:
[06:50] It's in Dilley, Texas.
Speaker 1:
[06:52] Oh, my God.
Speaker 4:
[06:53] It's really not.
Speaker 2:
[06:55] You're freaking out about things that there's no reason to freak out about. All right.
Speaker 5:
[06:58] Keep going. Sorry.
Speaker 2:
[06:58] There's a common phrase that parents should not say to kids, and it could have a potentially harmful impact on the child's mental well-being. That phrase is practice makes perfect.
Speaker 4:
[07:11] Oh, yeah. Everybody knows that perfect practice makes perfect.
Speaker 2:
[07:14] No, nothing makes perfect.
Speaker 5:
[07:16] It's because you're striving for perfect, for them to be perfect, and that's not good.
Speaker 2:
[07:20] Yeah, you're teaching that perfection can be achieved. Although I feel like this is a little too woke for me to believe in. I'm all good on, hey, but like if you aim for perfection, you're probably going to get greatness, and I'm good with that. So you know, the old saying, keep reaching for the clouds. No, that's KCK something. The other one is if you shoot for the stars, in the worst cases you land on the clouds, that's still pretty freaking awesome. So I'm okay with the saying.
Speaker 4:
[07:45] So what are we supposed to say instead?
Speaker 2:
[07:46] No, I'm good with this. It's a little too wokey for me. Like it's okay.
Speaker 4:
[07:51] I feel like there are worse things, like...
Speaker 2:
[07:53] Nothing is going to be perfect. But if you aim for perfection, and you really put your heart and soul into it, you're going to be really good. And you might not be really good if you're saying you're really good, you might be pretty good. So yeah, I get over a parade magazine with the old article, trying to soften us up.
Speaker 4:
[08:10] I mean, I'm sure they have experts behind it as to why.
Speaker 2:
[08:13] I'm an expert. I'm trying hard. I got to doctorate.
Speaker 5:
[08:20] You do.
Speaker 2:
[08:20] I'm trying hard, basically.
Speaker 4:
[08:22] And you're a dad.
Speaker 2:
[08:23] Well, yeah, but there's a lot of those here.
Speaker 5:
[08:25] There's one or two, three, four dads here. Yeah, but still hard.
Speaker 2:
[08:31] I feel like the mood's down a little bit. I'll be honest with you. I'm sorry, guys.
Speaker 5:
[08:33] That's on me. That's on me. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:
[08:35] So we will keep waiting and see if we get the results of the day. It could be soon.
Speaker 5:
[08:39] You'll let us know as soon as you get them.
Speaker 2:
[08:40] As soon as we get them, I will let you know that we have them.
Speaker 5:
[08:43] Okay. Okay. Good.
Speaker 2:
[08:44] Everybody good?
Speaker 5:
[08:45] Good.
Speaker 2:
[08:46] And Eddie.
Speaker 5:
[08:47] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[09:04] Hello, Bobby Bones. My wife and I both agreed early that we wanted kids and we decided we'd wait a few years. Now it's been almost eight years. And when the topic comes up, there's a new reason to push it back. I understand wanting to feel ready. I don't want to pressure her, but I'm starting to worry that if we keep waiting, we might miss our chance altogether. I love her. I don't want this to turn into a point of resentment between us. How do I encourage her to take this step without making her feel pressured? Signed husband ready for kids. That's tough one. That's a real life one.
Speaker 4:
[09:33] A few years to me is like three. Eight is long time.
Speaker 2:
[09:38] Yeah. Eight is long time.
Speaker 4:
[09:40] Yes. Eight is...
Speaker 2:
[09:43] It's a long time, yes.
Speaker 4:
[09:44] She may not want.
Speaker 2:
[09:45] Yeah. I would say you need a third party to explain why from both sides you guys are having these feelings because obviously you've said to her, Hey, what's up? And she said, do you want to keep pushing it back? This is like a fundamental issue in a relationship when it comes to kids. There are a few things, faith, children, if you like Arkansas or Oklahoma, like those are things.
Speaker 5:
[10:11] Wow, that sounded personal.
Speaker 2:
[10:12] I know, that one you have to deal with. This is something though that I feel like you can have all the healthy conversations in the world and I hope it does go great, but I think you need a third person to actually give both people's perspective and then you have to settle on something. If you just keep kicking the can, even if you settle on we're never gonna have kids, that at least allows that settlement to change the status of the relationship if that's something that you want to do.
Speaker 4:
[10:38] Right, because then you have to decide, okay, is this the relationship I want to stay in?
Speaker 2:
[10:41] Yes, and the relationship can be great, but if the relationship is we want to have children and that's important to you, you've got to make a tough decision.
Speaker 4:
[10:47] And you certainly don't want her having it just because one day she said she did want them and then now she maybe has changed her mind and then she has the baby and then there's resentment and that would be terrible.
Speaker 2:
[10:56] So I would encourage you to find a third party. Listen, if you have a therapist you can go to, that's great. If not, pastor, just somebody that's not like one of you guys' friends because for sure someone will go, well, that's your friend, of course, she's going to say that.
Speaker 4:
[11:10] Yeah. And don't ask like a grandparent, have the baby, like one of their parents.
Speaker 5:
[11:16] They always want grandparent.
Speaker 2:
[11:17] They always want.
Speaker 5:
[11:18] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[11:18] That would still be like somebody's specific grandparent.
Speaker 4:
[11:20] I know. I know. But I'm just saying like, it can't be, like you said, it's got to be a neutral bias.
Speaker 2:
[11:26] And it shouldn't be the person that runs the daycare down the street. Cause like have the baby.
Speaker 5:
[11:29] They want money.
Speaker 2:
[11:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you need an uninvested but respected third party because both of you have a perspective and both of you have a reason that you feel this way. You need to have someone help you flesh this out and then you have to make a tough decision. Either she decides we're gonna have a baby on this timeline. We're not gonna have the baby. You have to go, I wanna have a baby. Are we not gonna have a baby? And then decide from there because this is not going to be good. This is festering resentment right here already. That would be my encouragement to you guys. Good luck. I have a couple of friends that were married for years, four or five years. Good relationship. Then one decided they didn't want kids. They had as healthy as you can have of a divorce for this exact reason. And they were, it just was one of them didn't want to have kids anymore and they both understood and it was a hard divorce. They weren't angry at each other. It wasn't a contentious divorces and like somebody cheated or something. But they literally decided it was healthiest to split up because one of them wanted to have children. And I completely understand. So good luck. That's a hard one. That's a real life one. But get someone to help you with this. That's my advice. Close it up. All right. So we need the results from our testosterone challenge. So we need them because we have lunchboxes. We don't have Eddie's now.
Speaker 5:
[12:47] That's so weird.
Speaker 2:
[12:48] The lab is taking longer. So I propose we just read lunchboxes score. We don't know what Eddie's is and then we see if Eddie beats them. I have the scale up of what it could like. What's good, what's bad.
Speaker 4:
[13:00] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[13:01] Well, I'm not going to do that unless lunchbox says it's okay.
Speaker 6:
[13:03] Oh, whatever, man. I am worried about it. I got a lot of tea, so let's put it out there.
Speaker 4:
[13:09] I don't know that I'd say like a lot.
Speaker 5:
[13:11] Yeah, so lunchbox.
Speaker 2:
[13:12] Amy is the only one that has the number.
Speaker 5:
[13:15] Lunchbox, if it's really low, you're going to be cool with it.
Speaker 2:
[13:17] Can you find me a better scale?
Speaker 4:
[13:19] Yeah, can we need the context? Here's what I have.
Speaker 2:
[13:21] I have total tea, free tea, and bioavailable tea.
Speaker 5:
[13:24] And then we're doing total, right?
Speaker 6:
[13:25] He said we were doing total.
Speaker 4:
[13:28] From what I remember, he said total tea.
Speaker 5:
[13:32] Yeah, Chad said we're doing total.
Speaker 2:
[13:34] Then I need a ranking system of total tea. It's not like a cereal. Okay.
Speaker 6:
[13:39] He said like between 800 and 1,100.
Speaker 2:
[13:41] For adult males, a normal total testosterone level is generally defined. 300 on the low end of normal, 1,000 on the high end of normal.
Speaker 5:
[13:50] That's a big gap.
Speaker 2:
[13:51] I know. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Okay. So we don't have Eddie's. Let's vote. Do we want to read the testosterone of just Lunchbox and then we bring in Eddie's, hopefully tomorrow when the lab gets the results? Do we want to debate anymore about why they don't have Eddie's, if something's wrong with Eddie's blood?
Speaker 5:
[14:06] That's just weird to me. Like, I'm so worried now. Like, why? What's the hold up?
Speaker 2:
[14:12] What do you think we do, Scuba?
Speaker 5:
[14:13] I think rip the band-aid and we read Lunchbox's.
Speaker 4:
[14:16] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[14:17] Amy's the only one with Lunchbox's number.
Speaker 4:
[14:18] Okay. So should I preface it with something that they said?
Speaker 2:
[14:21] I don't think so.
Speaker 5:
[14:22] What's the preface? What did they say?
Speaker 4:
[14:23] The preface is...
Speaker 2:
[14:24] He's on Cialis?
Speaker 4:
[14:26] No.
Speaker 5:
[14:26] Yeah. Performance-enhancing drugs.
Speaker 2:
[14:30] I don't know if you should preface it.
Speaker 4:
[14:31] I'm not going to preface anything. I'll say it after. You're right. You're right.
Speaker 5:
[14:33] But you're going to say it, whatever it is.
Speaker 2:
[14:35] So, the normal testosterone rate for a male is what? Like what?
Speaker 5:
[14:42] Because we don't know.
Speaker 2:
[14:42] We're just going to read some numbers here. We don't even know what it is.
Speaker 9:
[14:44] Oh, I thought you just looked those up.
Speaker 2:
[14:46] Yeah. Oh, 300 to 1,000.
Speaker 5:
[14:48] That's a big gap.
Speaker 2:
[14:50] 300 is on the low end of normal. Okay. 1,000 is on the high end.
Speaker 4:
[14:54] Okay. So.
Speaker 2:
[14:55] 250. Okay. That's about what it is. Lunchbox? Normal testosterone levels totaled C for males aged 40 to 50. So, Lunchbox's testosterone number.
Speaker 6:
[15:01] Normal testosterone levels, total T for males age 40 to 49, 252 to 916.
Speaker 2:
[15:09] It's a big gap.
Speaker 6:
[15:10] I thought I found it, and I was like, oh, I got it. Nope. Okay, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[15:15] What is Lunchbox's total testosterone, Amy?
Speaker 4:
[15:21] Five, oh, three. Boom!
Speaker 2:
[15:25] Okay, so that's right down the middle?
Speaker 5:
[15:26] Right down the middle.
Speaker 4:
[15:28] Well, they said that it's ideal, and they can prescribe something to get it up to a more ideal.
Speaker 5:
[15:39] Oh, so it's not ideal.
Speaker 1:
[15:41] Well, they said ideal.
Speaker 4:
[15:42] Okay, here's how they, here's the exact response, which again, this isn't professional because this is over text.
Speaker 5:
[15:48] I like it.
Speaker 4:
[15:49] I said, is that normal or high or what? Reply, not pretty average. We have some things that we can prescribe to get them in a more ideal range though.
Speaker 5:
[15:59] Wow.
Speaker 2:
[16:00] So you have average testosterone?
Speaker 4:
[16:01] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[16:02] What's average, dude?
Speaker 5:
[16:03] You're like every other dude.
Speaker 4:
[16:04] You have pretty average.
Speaker 2:
[16:05] Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6:
[16:05] Pretty average is pretty good.
Speaker 5:
[16:08] Are you happy with that?
Speaker 6:
[16:10] It's more than you got.
Speaker 5:
[16:11] You don't know that?
Speaker 6:
[16:12] You got zero.
Speaker 5:
[16:13] You have no idea.
Speaker 4:
[16:14] I kind of thought lunchboxes is going to be a little higher.
Speaker 2:
[16:16] Now what would you bet? I think I'd bet on Eddie to be higher now that we know Lunchbox is.
Speaker 4:
[16:20] Yeah, what's the hold up with Eddie's?
Speaker 5:
[16:22] I know, man. That's worrying me.
Speaker 2:
[16:23] Now I'm thinking it's too tea, too much tea.
Speaker 5:
[16:25] Too much tea and they got to like balance it out with something.
Speaker 2:
[16:27] Yeah, they got to water it down so they can count it.
Speaker 6:
[16:29] I got a question. Could they check my downstairs and see if it's all contained down there because it's stuck and that's why I'm having swelling?
Speaker 2:
[16:37] You're saying a lot of weird things here that I don't...
Speaker 4:
[16:39] Like you want a physical examination?
Speaker 6:
[16:41] Do you know what I'm saying? Like maybe some of my tea is not escaping because I have a swollen...
Speaker 4:
[16:46] Oh, it's trapped.
Speaker 5:
[16:47] Oh, I love that now you're making excuses for your numbers.
Speaker 2:
[16:49] You got excuses now.
Speaker 6:
[16:50] No, no, I'm just asking.
Speaker 2:
[16:51] They just took blood from you. They didn't take the blood from your testicles.
Speaker 6:
[16:54] Like maybe it's not getting to my blood.
Speaker 5:
[16:56] Doesn't testosterone come from you?
Speaker 2:
[16:58] No, but it's in your blood.
Speaker 4:
[16:59] Well, I don't have testicles and I have testosterone.
Speaker 5:
[17:01] Great point. That's what we worry about.
Speaker 2:
[17:02] Oh, what if she does?
Speaker 1:
[17:03] She has testicles.
Speaker 2:
[17:05] Amy just accidentally revealed she has testicles.
Speaker 4:
[17:07] Okay, no, all women have it.
Speaker 1:
[17:09] What? Oh my God. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[17:13] Okay, so what are they, so where's mine? Like what are they thinking? One day, two days, what do we think?
Speaker 4:
[17:18] I mean, hopefully by today, just not while we're on air.
Speaker 2:
[17:21] We thought it would be yesterday.
Speaker 5:
[17:23] Where's the lab? South America? Like where is this lab?
Speaker 2:
[17:26] Well, they don't need to mail it back.
Speaker 4:
[17:27] They just, it's a database.
Speaker 2:
[17:29] It got there, they put it in, they upload it to a portal.
Speaker 4:
[17:33] And they've been refreshing and Lunchbox's came through.
Speaker 2:
[17:37] Maybe his got through because it was so small.
Speaker 5:
[17:39] Yeah, so low.
Speaker 2:
[17:40] It got, is easier. Okay, hey, but you should feel good because you're healthy.
Speaker 6:
[17:44] Yeah, I mean, but it's not as high as it should, like, as I expected.
Speaker 4:
[17:49] No, it says it's pretty average.
Speaker 6:
[17:50] Yeah, but I'm not average. I'm not an average dude.
Speaker 5:
[17:52] You are average.
Speaker 6:
[17:53] And so I worry that there may have been a mix up in the lab.
Speaker 2:
[17:56] Like when they mix up a baby sometimes at the hospital?
Speaker 6:
[17:59] Yeah, like the lab, you know what I mean? Seems to be having a lot of problems. So this could be a total, this could be Nolan Voight.
Speaker 4:
[18:04] Whenever Chad left with the paramedic left with the vials, like, did you see him label them?
Speaker 5:
[18:09] I didn't see that.
Speaker 6:
[18:09] I didn't see a label.
Speaker 2:
[18:10] I swear if Amy's testosterone is higher than Lunchbox's, this will be the funniest bit on the show.
Speaker 4:
[18:15] Well, I'm getting my new lab work done at my doctor on May 7th, so I'll have to wait that long.
Speaker 2:
[18:22] Well, no, we wait for that. That's not part of this bit.
Speaker 6:
[18:24] It wouldn't be that funny because she's getting supplements. Yeah, of course. Yeah, she's being, she's cheating the system. She's roiding up.
Speaker 4:
[18:30] I have, yeah, I have a yam pellet.
Speaker 2:
[18:32] Okay, so Lunchbox is at 500. Okay, no, I know some middle of the road tomorrow. Hopefully, tomorrow we have Eddie's.
Speaker 5:
[18:42] Hopefully.
Speaker 2:
[18:42] That's how you can tell this is not a bit because we would have done this yesterday, like a real bit, like something we're like orchestrating with like fake results.
Speaker 4:
[18:50] You know what I mean? Yeah. So whenever, think about it this way, whenever I got my test, the reason why I have a pellet is I was at 10.
Speaker 6:
[18:58] Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5:
[18:59] You were that low?
Speaker 4:
[19:00] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:01] I don't know what that means for a woman because I know what 10 means.
Speaker 4:
[19:03] No, it was on the-
Speaker 2:
[19:04] That's probably what mine is too.
Speaker 4:
[19:07] No, you're not at 10.
Speaker 2:
[19:08] I don't know.
Speaker 4:
[19:08] I don't think so. No, no. She was using the same scale as I think this one because she's trying to get me up what we're- She's trying to get me to like 70 or 80.
Speaker 6:
[19:17] Oh yeah. Your female's normal is 15 to 70.
Speaker 4:
[19:20] No. No. She was measuring me on the male scale. I know.
Speaker 6:
[19:23] But no, Amy, I understand. But your normal is to be 15 to 70. That's why they're trying to get you there.
Speaker 4:
[19:30] Cool. Cool.
Speaker 6:
[19:31] All right.
Speaker 2:
[19:31] Well, we have Lunchboxes and tomorrow, hopefully we'll have Eddie's.
Speaker 6:
[19:33] Hopefully.
Speaker 2:
[19:34] We'll see who the testosterone champion is for the day. Good job, everybody. So Eddie was talking about our cleaning lady here, the building hires her. And so she had mentioned to Eddie that she was having some medical issues and Eddie's like, let's help her. So we talked about getting some money together, doing a GoFundMe. And then Eddie's like, I'll go talk to her again. And so that was happening, right? Everybody with me? All the listeners, just so you're caught up. This is Eddie's project to help her.
Speaker 1:
[20:01] Yes. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[20:02] So Ray Mundo came to me, who's our producer. And you talked to her yesterday?
Speaker 1:
[20:06] Yeah, she came into our podcast studio and she was bending over, changing the trash, doing a little bit of dusting. And lunch was actually even talking to her, just trying to ask how she was doing. And we were seeing all signs of somebody that's doing totally fine. She was laughing. She was giggling. She didn't have a cough. I just don't necessarily see the sickness that Eddie's talking about.
Speaker 5:
[20:28] Oh, weird. No, I mean, I've seen it. So maybe it's a day-to-day thing. You know, where like maybe she felt good yesterday. I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[20:36] You didn't ask her about it, though.
Speaker 1:
[20:38] Well, yeah, lunch goes, how are you feeling? And then she was being funny. And then she goes, good! And like yelled it.
Speaker 4:
[20:44] Yep.
Speaker 6:
[20:45] She was smiling away at us and she yelled good.
Speaker 5:
[20:48] Is it possible, though, for like her to be sick one day and then feel better the next day?
Speaker 6:
[20:52] I mean, you act like it was dire even though we need to do a GoFundMe.
Speaker 2:
[20:55] Well, depending what it is.
Speaker 4:
[20:56] Well, is it also possible that Eddie's formed more of a relationship with her because she feels like she can open up to him? Most people at work don't share all of their internal problems with people in the office. They don't want, what if she's trying not to red flag that she's got something wrong because you know, like.
Speaker 2:
[21:16] What do you think about the Eddie?
Speaker 5:
[21:17] Like faking it?
Speaker 4:
[21:18] No, no, I don't think she's faking it. No, I'm saying she's, she's, yeah, she's faking the happiness.
Speaker 5:
[21:23] That's what I mean.
Speaker 4:
[21:23] Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[21:24] Yeah, not faking the sickness. I mean, I've seen her many, like so many days where she's just not feeling well. That's the reason I brought this up.
Speaker 2:
[21:31] And so next week, though, you're going to be able to get us the update on exactly what's going on.
Speaker 5:
[21:35] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[21:36] And you told her, the thing you told her, though, was you'd cover all the bills.
Speaker 5:
[21:38] No, I did not say that. I said, I want to help you. We want to help you. Just let us know what's going on with the doctor. Once you go to the doctor and do your visit and everything and they they decide what they're going to do, what kind of procedure you need or whatever medicine.
Speaker 2:
[21:51] That's not all that you said. No, I really did.
Speaker 5:
[21:53] I said all that stuff.
Speaker 2:
[21:54] And then you said, let us know.
Speaker 5:
[21:57] But that's what you guys told me to say. You said, get more information so we know what we're dealing with and then we'll come up with a goal.
Speaker 2:
[22:04] Okay. It just sounded like you said, hey, let us know. We'll handle it all. And I don't want that because that's on you.
Speaker 5:
[22:10] Well, here's kind of a thing now. So like if Ray is on to something where she's feeling better now, she goes to the doctor, everything's cool. What do I do now?
Speaker 4:
[22:18] Then everything's good.
Speaker 2:
[22:19] Well, then she'll come back and be like, I feel good.
Speaker 5:
[22:21] And then we're like, all right, false alarm, no help needed.
Speaker 4:
[22:23] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[22:24] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[22:25] What's weird about that?
Speaker 2:
[22:26] No, I don't think she's expecting anything from us.
Speaker 5:
[22:29] Right.
Speaker 2:
[22:30] Unless you've told her that.
Speaker 10:
[22:32] Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5:
[22:33] I have not told her that. Which one is it? I just said, let me know and we can see what we can do to help you. That's all I said.
Speaker 10:
[22:40] And we'll get you a new car.
Speaker 5:
[22:41] No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 2:
[22:42] It's Morgan's paid off.
Speaker 5:
[22:44] Okay, so then we'll find out. If she's feeling better, Ray, then maybe.
Speaker 2:
[22:48] But also, it's these two that are making this observation.
Speaker 5:
[22:51] That's true, too. And her English is kind of broken. So I don't know if these guys are really understanding.
Speaker 6:
[22:55] What? I was going to say, I don't know how well Eddie speaks Spanish.
Speaker 5:
[23:00] No.
Speaker 6:
[23:01] Like she speaks Spanish. So Eddie communicated all of this in Spanish. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[23:07] I mean, it's a little Spanglish.
Speaker 2:
[23:08] Say to me that you'll take care of it.
Speaker 5:
[23:10] Queremos ayudarte. Cuando vas para el doctor, dígame qué te hicieron y nosotros te vamos a ayudar.
Speaker 2:
[23:20] That's what I said.
Speaker 5:
[23:21] That's right, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[23:21] Okay. Okay, so next week then.
Speaker 5:
[23:28] Next week. We'll know what's up.
Speaker 4:
[23:30] That was really good, Eddie.
Speaker 2:
[23:32] Yeah. I mean, I was a little surprised too that it went that hard. Thank you. Okay, okay. The update is, Ray and Lunchbox saw her, talked to her. She wasn't coughing, so they think she's okay. All right, someone on the show wants to spill the tea.
Speaker 3:
[23:46] Let's spill the tea.
Speaker 2:
[23:48] Basically this is our Tattletale segment. It's done anonymously. I have written one through five on my piece of paper. I need somebody to come and look at this, so it doesn't matter which...
Speaker 4:
[23:57] Five things?
Speaker 2:
[23:58] No, no, no, no, no. I need one of you five to come look at this and tell me if you think it's okay. Because this is one that is risky. It's so tea that I need to make sure that it's okay to share.
Speaker 11:
[24:12] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[24:12] Does it make sense what I'm saying?
Speaker 4:
[24:13] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[24:15] Amy, pick a number one through five.
Speaker 11:
[24:16] Four.
Speaker 2:
[24:17] Four is Morgan. Do you want to see my page so you can see that that's true?
Speaker 4:
[24:21] Okay, I see.
Speaker 2:
[24:22] So you pick four. Four is Morgan. What?
Speaker 4:
[24:24] I can't see that far away, but yeah.
Speaker 2:
[24:25] Okay. Four was Morgan.
Speaker 4:
[24:27] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[24:27] So there's nothing fishy. Morgan, come look at this. Tell me if you think this is too T-E to spill. Like is it too personal or do you give it the thumbs up? It's anonymous.
Speaker 11:
[24:38] Oh, gosh. Oh, boy.
Speaker 8:
[24:40] It's that bad? Oh.
Speaker 4:
[24:44] What's wrong?
Speaker 2:
[24:44] Wait, what? I don't know. What are you?
Speaker 4:
[24:49] Guys, I want to say yes because I feel like we should share it, but I.
Speaker 5:
[24:57] Like how bad? What's the level of bad?
Speaker 2:
[25:00] I don't know that bad is what I would say about it. It's not bad.
Speaker 10:
[25:04] It's awkward.
Speaker 5:
[25:06] We love awkward.
Speaker 2:
[25:07] I mean, I read this and I went this would be interesting, but I need someone to be in my eyes. So Randall picked the number. Morgan, you saw it. Heck, it could be about Morgan and she just saw it about herself. That could be it too. I'm considering a lot of things right now. What? Thumbs up or thumbs down?
Speaker 6:
[25:27] What are you leaning to?
Speaker 8:
[25:29] What are you thinking?
Speaker 6:
[25:30] Don't let him influence your decision.
Speaker 4:
[25:32] He's already seen it. Thumbs up.
Speaker 2:
[25:37] You love awkward. No, I do, but this is you guys' lives at stake here.
Speaker 5:
[25:41] Who cares about that?
Speaker 4:
[25:42] But you said it's not bad.
Speaker 5:
[25:44] Come on, Morgan.
Speaker 4:
[25:45] It's just awkward. I mean, is it like life ruining?
Speaker 2:
[25:50] No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:
[25:51] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[25:52] We're good.
Speaker 4:
[25:53] So all of our names? I feel like it's okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[25:57] So we will now...
Speaker 5:
[25:58] Now we worry about us. Is it me?
Speaker 2:
[26:02] Okay. So we will spill the tea. There is a voice changer of a segment here that someone has left. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 8:
[26:10] Could you please look at Amy's lock screen? I find it a little weird that she still has her ex-boyfriend as the picture on her lock screen of her phone. How is she going to move on in her life? No other guy is going to date her when she has her old dude on the phone. Do you guys find this weird? Look at everybody's lock screen. Does anybody else have an ex on it? I doubt it. Amy needs to change it. She needs help.
Speaker 2:
[26:33] Okay. So it is Amy's locked screen as her ex-boyfriend.
Speaker 5:
[26:38] Can we look at the lock screen?
Speaker 3:
[26:44] It is.
Speaker 2:
[26:48] She can't move on.
Speaker 4:
[26:55] It rotates. It was my son holding our cat and then a few days ago it switched back to this and I just haven't taken it. I need to go in and switch it, but that's like a lot of work for me. So I haven't done it.
Speaker 5:
[27:13] That sounds like a bad excuse.
Speaker 2:
[27:15] That's really a bad excuse.
Speaker 4:
[27:16] Guys, I don't even go through and clean up my text messages.
Speaker 5:
[27:18] Amy, just be honest with us.
Speaker 4:
[27:21] I am being honest.
Speaker 2:
[27:21] Cause you look at that a hundred times a day.
Speaker 4:
[27:23] Yeah, but I'm not, I'm like, oh, okay, yeah. So, but like, then where do I go? I go.
Speaker 6:
[27:28] Stop. She's not like, oh my gosh, this is so new to me.
Speaker 4:
[27:31] It is a lot of work for me.
Speaker 6:
[27:33] I mean, you put it on there, so you obviously know how to do it.
Speaker 4:
[27:38] Actually, no, this type, this widget kind where it's like we're in front of the clock. My daughter did that. I don't, or his son, actually. Are you guys hugging in there? What are you guys doing there?
Speaker 5:
[27:46] You're hugging.
Speaker 4:
[27:47] Yes, he's holding him. Okay, so what do I do? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[27:51] I think you have to move on.
Speaker 2:
[27:52] Listen, yeah, yeah, that's a big thing. Good point. Before I tell you how to change your phone, what you do is you move on. Eddie, great points.
Speaker 5:
[27:59] I mean, number one.
Speaker 2:
[28:00] You find your picture, you hold your thumb down on it for an extended amount of time and it pops up the thing and then it goes, what would you like to do? You set his wallpaper.
Speaker 4:
[28:06] I just did that.
Speaker 2:
[28:07] Okay. On what? No, you have to find a new picture.
Speaker 6:
[28:11] Maybe she's not ready.
Speaker 2:
[28:12] Sometimes I'll look over and Amy's licking her phone.
Speaker 5:
[28:14] Oh, really?
Speaker 2:
[28:15] And I wonder if that's why.
Speaker 4:
[28:17] That's not true.
Speaker 2:
[28:17] Should we be doing this like a picture?
Speaker 4:
[28:21] So, that's not true.
Speaker 5:
[28:23] Amy, is it really?
Speaker 2:
[28:24] You don't have to change it. Don't do it for us. Don't make it performative. If you want to keep it on there and-
Speaker 4:
[28:28] No, it what?
Speaker 5:
[28:29] Does it make you feel good to look at the picture?
Speaker 2:
[28:31] Okay, here, so I take this picture of me and Stevenson and then I hold it down extended or you can do the, like you're sending it somewhere. You have to break it.
Speaker 4:
[28:40] Can I help her?
Speaker 2:
[28:40] Yeah, or you can push the arrow. You can do the arrow. You can do the arrow, too, like you're going to send it. Let's let Morgan help you.
Speaker 5:
[28:49] She's sad. She's going to change the picture.
Speaker 2:
[28:51] She's going to start crying.
Speaker 5:
[28:52] She's like, but I don't want to, guys.
Speaker 6:
[28:54] Don't do it, Morgan.
Speaker 2:
[28:55] You're going to get a burner phone just to put that picture on it.
Speaker 6:
[28:59] Oh, man.
Speaker 2:
[29:00] What's the new picture?
Speaker 8:
[29:01] This is uncomfortable.
Speaker 4:
[29:02] I just found the latest one I have with Stevenson at Distract Me. But it was, I swear to you, like a week ago, it was Stevenson with our cat.
Speaker 6:
[29:10] We believe you because you didn't know how to change it, but it changed.
Speaker 4:
[29:13] No, no, it somehow changed that too.
Speaker 1:
[29:15] Oh, it did, yes.
Speaker 2:
[29:16] Your honor. Somehow the bank robbed itself.
Speaker 4:
[29:19] Your honor. Mike, is that a sign? I didn't change it.
Speaker 2:
[29:24] Now you're looking for a sign to get back with Greg's boyfriend? But you just said, is that a sign?
Speaker 4:
[29:28] No, I was just saying I didn't change it. So how does that happen? How does that happen? How does that happen?
Speaker 2:
[29:39] I don't know. But if you should just be you regardless.
Speaker 4:
[29:42] Apparently not.
Speaker 5:
[29:43] Own it, own it.
Speaker 2:
[29:45] Well, who's what?
Speaker 4:
[29:46] Looking at my phone anyways.
Speaker 5:
[29:49] Oh, the anonymous? Who was that?
Speaker 2:
[29:51] It's talk of the town.
Speaker 4:
[29:53] That was Scuba Steve on the voice changer. I know it.
Speaker 2:
[29:57] It was talk of the town.
Speaker 5:
[29:58] Amy, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:
[29:59] You think it was Scuba Steve because he sits right behind you in the glass room?
Speaker 4:
[30:02] Well, yeah, and I could just tell.
Speaker 2:
[30:03] It doesn't matter. I'll say this. It was not Scuba Steve, and I will not say who it is though. Okay. You remain anonymous and anonymous, spill the tea.
Speaker 4:
[30:12] All right. Does everybody feel better now?
Speaker 10:
[30:14] No, we didn't care.
Speaker 2:
[30:15] We didn't care originally that you had your ex-boyfriend as your phone. We just wanted to know what was up.
Speaker 4:
[30:19] Yeah. Well, I had my son and my cat. I told you all that. I don't know how it switched back. And then for me, it's a lot of energy to go in there and figure out what I'm going to change it to. I didn't even know how it changed. Morgan just helped me. I don't...
Speaker 5:
[30:34] Can I say something to the anonymous tea spiller? From here on out, can you just keep looking at the phone? If it goes back to that picture, we've got something.
Speaker 4:
[30:41] If we...
Speaker 2:
[30:42] Tomorrow, Amy's got Jeremy Piven as our lock screen.
Speaker 4:
[30:45] If it goes back to that picture...
Speaker 2:
[30:47] Yeah, it's a sign.
Speaker 4:
[30:48] Y'all know I didn't do it. Yes, you did do it.
Speaker 1:
[30:53] You did do it.
Speaker 2:
[30:54] I did not. They don't just assign pictures into your lock screen.
Speaker 4:
[30:57] Bobby, look at me right now. NLR, I...
Speaker 1:
[31:00] You don't know NLR.
Speaker 2:
[31:01] That is not your... You can't pass that along.
Speaker 4:
[31:04] We need our own NLR. I didn't put it back.
Speaker 2:
[31:07] But you put it there.
Speaker 4:
[31:08] No, it was there a long time ago and then I changed it to my son and cat. I don't even really know how that took me forever.
Speaker 5:
[31:15] Amy, breakups are hard.
Speaker 4:
[31:16] And then it rotated and somehow it came back.
Speaker 2:
[31:19] So you think that's a sign?
Speaker 4:
[31:20] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[31:22] The fact that you're even not knowing means she doesn't know. You know what I'm saying? Okay, well, thank you for spilling the tea. There you have it. Now it's... There's the cat back on. It's you and Stevenson.
Speaker 6:
[31:34] Oh, it doesn't change yet.
Speaker 2:
[31:35] If we look back again and it had changed, it's going to be the first time I believe in signs. That would be the first time ever. We have two moral dilemmas here. We're going to go to Amy first. This is a clothing moral dilemma. What is your moral dilemma?
Speaker 4:
[31:48] I ordered a denim jacket with fringe for iHeartCountry.
Speaker 2:
[31:52] It's a festival next weekend.
Speaker 4:
[31:53] Yes. And I got it and I thought I would need a size small, but it's already an oversized situation. So the sleeves are really long on me. It's big. So I was like, okay, shoot, I guess I need to return it and get the extra small. So while I have it sitting on my kitchen table waiting to box up and return, I get home from work yesterday and my dog has eaten the extra button that comes with it, the tag. Thankfully she spit out the safety pin, but now I can't return it. So I can't return it. I mean, I can't.
Speaker 2:
[32:26] So what is the moral of the limit that you want to return it?
Speaker 4:
[32:28] Why it's not a physical store, it's an online store. So I thought, could I test the waters and send an email to customer service and explain, because they can track the package and tell that I literally just got it in. And they can check my Instagram. I haven't worn it.
Speaker 2:
[32:44] That's what they do. They start investigating people's socials.
Speaker 4:
[32:47] I got it for this festival. And I need the extra small. And my dog ate it. Or I just take it to my alterations person and have her cut the sleeves off so that it fits and then problem solved. Because I don't want them to think I'm lying.
Speaker 2:
[33:02] Because their opinion matters.
Speaker 4:
[33:03] I know. It just feels like they probably get things like, oh, my dog ate my...
Speaker 2:
[33:08] And they do. But this is different. When Eddie wore stuff or Lunchbox wore stuff and wanted to take it back.
Speaker 4:
[33:14] Right.
Speaker 2:
[33:14] I have not worn it.
Speaker 4:
[33:15] That's different.
Speaker 2:
[33:15] Because they would wear stuff and be like, yep, had a good time in this for a couple of days. Think I'm going to take it back. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[33:19] And I feel like my dog is eating tags off of something from Zara before, but she only ate half the tag and I was able to physically go into the store and talk to them and be like, look, I didn't wear this.
Speaker 2:
[33:28] You don't even need to explain it.
Speaker 4:
[33:29] But this is an online store.
Speaker 2:
[33:31] You can send it back. You never wore it.
Speaker 4:
[33:33] You can't just send it back with no tags. Like I'd have to get special permission. Like if I send it back, no tags, they're not going to refund my money and then I'm going to be out money and a jacket.
Speaker 2:
[33:41] I don't know that that's true, but I think you can make the call. I think they'll take it back. You never wore it. I think the moral dilemma part of it is...
Speaker 4:
[33:47] So I just slip a note in, I never wore it.
Speaker 2:
[33:50] I think the moral dilemma part of it is you're safe to do that without feeling bad. Like morally you're doing nothing wrong.
Speaker 4:
[33:55] Right.
Speaker 2:
[33:56] So will they take it back? I don't know. But how they were doing it, wear shoes for three days and take them back. That I would say, no, you can't do that because you just bought them, wore the shoes and then sent them back. Like you cheated, the system. You did it, it didn't fit you. Your dog gets the tag. You shouldn't be penalized because your dog gets the tag.
Speaker 5:
[34:11] No, but the dog gets the button too, right?
Speaker 2:
[34:13] It's an extra button, not the button on it.
Speaker 6:
[34:15] Oh, it's the one on the bag.
Speaker 2:
[34:16] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[34:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[34:17] Gotcha, that's how you find that.
Speaker 4:
[34:18] It's like sometimes they attach a little bag with the tag that has a button.
Speaker 2:
[34:21] You can say the tag fell off, I've never worn it. Look at my Instagram.
Speaker 4:
[34:24] Well then that's...
Speaker 2:
[34:24] Say that to them on the phone.
Speaker 4:
[34:25] I don't want to say that. I'd rather just tell the truth.
Speaker 2:
[34:28] Send it back, I promise you, it'll be fine.
Speaker 4:
[34:30] I'm waiting for the button to come out.
Speaker 2:
[34:32] No, don't even do that. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 6:
[34:34] No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4:
[34:37] I'm not going to put it back, but I mean, the button is going to need to come out. It's a big denim button.
Speaker 2:
[34:43] You can send it back. There's nothing morally wrong with that. What they do, yeah, they're probably going to know. But you, you're good. You guys, Lunchbox, what's your moral dilemma?
Speaker 6:
[34:53] Yeah, my moral dilemma is, do I add one of my old teachers on Facebook? One of the teachers that was not a fan of mine in high school even rejected me from their organization called Pals, Peer Assistance Leadership. I applied for it. They said, no thanks. And when I was walking into graduation, this teacher was one of the group of teachers that pulled me aside and said, this is a dignified ceremony. Please act accordingly or we will pull your diploma. And now, oh, I'm big and famous. I look, friend request. And I don't know what to do. Do I just let it go or do I say reject just like you rejected me?
Speaker 2:
[35:36] But did you deserve to be rejected? Like, were you a problem? And was she doing her job?
Speaker 6:
[35:42] I don't know. And then so the organization was Peer Assistance and Leadership, something crap. I don't know. And I didn't get picked. And I was in Algebra or something when I found out. And Alicia Yuma was in there with me and she got rejected. And she was really upset. I said, Alicia, don't worry. We're going to start PAPS, People Against Pals. I'm the president, you're vice president. And she, this teacher turned me into the principal for it. Like, oh, they're going to riot against the pals.
Speaker 2:
[36:09] So I'm just like, what does it hurt if you accept somebody? That doesn't mean you're married to them or you owe them money. Accept them.
Speaker 6:
[36:18] You think I should be the bigger person?
Speaker 5:
[36:20] I'm going to say no to this. Almost like Steve Harvey. Remember, he sent that teacher TVs?
Speaker 2:
[36:24] Every year until she died. And I felt like that's a little overboard.
Speaker 5:
[36:27] Man, I love it. You know what? Lunchbox, kick rocks. I'm still going to kick rocks.
Speaker 2:
[36:30] No, don't say anything. Just don't accept it if you're going to do that.
Speaker 5:
[36:33] Okay, yeah, don't say anything.
Speaker 2:
[36:34] You could send a message and say, nah, I don't want to tell you what to do. That's stupid.
Speaker 6:
[36:40] I thought about sending a message saying, hey, remember when you rejected me from pals and you pulled me aside at graduation? How dignified am I now?
Speaker 5:
[36:47] I love it.
Speaker 11:
[36:48] Why do you keep using the word dignified?
Speaker 6:
[36:49] That's what she said. This is a dignified bit.
Speaker 2:
[36:53] I don't think her feelings are going to be hurt because Lunchbox didn't accept her on Facebook.
Speaker 4:
[36:56] And also if she were to listen to our show, I don't know that you would fall into the dignified category.
Speaker 2:
[37:01] Did you say not a her?
Speaker 6:
[37:02] I never said a her.
Speaker 2:
[37:03] I said him.
Speaker 5:
[37:03] I feel like you did say her. Because I'm thinking her.
Speaker 2:
[37:06] Yeah, I think most teachers, at least where I grew up, were women. But so it could be a dude. And if so, he was just jealous of you.
Speaker 6:
[37:13] I could be it too.
Speaker 2:
[37:14] Was it a dude? Nope. Well, then why did you just do that?
Speaker 5:
[37:17] You must have said her at some point.
Speaker 4:
[37:18] Just accept it and then say whatever you want to say to her.
Speaker 2:
[37:21] You know who accepted me on Facebook? And I recently only got back on Facebook a little bit.
Speaker 4:
[37:25] Oh, yeah. I think we went over.
Speaker 2:
[37:26] Mac Brown?
Speaker 4:
[37:26] Yeah, we talked about it.
Speaker 2:
[37:28] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[37:28] That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:
[37:29] I haven't messaged him yet. I'm not a Texas football fan, but.
Speaker 5:
[37:32] Your boy?
Speaker 2:
[37:33] I don't know. I never met Mac Brown.
Speaker 4:
[37:35] Just people's boys.
Speaker 2:
[37:37] Mac Brown was like the head coach of Texas, won national championship there.
Speaker 5:
[37:39] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[37:39] And it was like people you may know. And I was like, I don't. But I requested him. I guess I'm dignified. He accepted it. So me and Mac Brown, big Facebook friends now.
Speaker 5:
[37:50] I had a teacher from college, you know, one of my professors who, like, was just always hard on me. Like, I remember I had signed up to go to see a death. One of these like a death penalty executions. And he purposely didn't sign my paper, so I never got to do it. And I was so mad at him forever. He hit me up on Facebook, and you know what he told me? This was like years ago. How did you get on the Bobby Bones Show? Dang, dude, I got so upset at that.
Speaker 6:
[38:15] Like, what do you mean how did I get on the show?
Speaker 4:
[38:16] Why did you read it in that tone? What if he was just saying, how did you go on the Bobby Bones Show?
Speaker 5:
[38:20] No, because I know how he was when I was in school.
Speaker 11:
[38:22] But that's how he was when you were in school.
Speaker 2:
[38:24] That doesn't mean how he is now.
Speaker 5:
[38:25] How did you get on the Bobby Bones Show?
Speaker 4:
[38:27] And it was high school?
Speaker 5:
[38:28] No, college.
Speaker 4:
[38:29] Oh, college. Okay, I was about to say, they're sending high schoolers.
Speaker 5:
[38:31] So Lunchbox, no, don't accept that person. Same situation.
Speaker 4:
[38:35] I say accept it.
Speaker 2:
[38:37] I say accept it and don't send a message and see if she messages you.
Speaker 4:
[38:43] I say let it go.
Speaker 2:
[38:45] Yeah, you let it go. I'm not Mr. Let it go though. You know me.
Speaker 5:
[38:48] Yeah, you're growing.
Speaker 2:
[38:49] I don't know. I don't hold grudges. I don't wish bad things upon people. Well, there is one person I wish bad stuff on. And if I see him at our country speaking to that, it ain't going to be pretty. What?
Speaker 5:
[38:59] He said this before.
Speaker 2:
[39:00] It is not going to be pretty.
Speaker 4:
[39:02] Why would you see?
Speaker 2:
[39:02] Who? I ain't going to say it on the air.
Speaker 4:
[39:04] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[39:05] Listen, I'm not Mr. Beat-em-up guy. I ain't going to fist fight, but if somebody comes up to me at our country that I know is going to be there, it is going to be ugly.
Speaker 5:
[39:12] You know Lunchbox?
Speaker 2:
[39:15] It's going to be real ugly. It's going to be awkward for everybody involved. You want to talk about dignified.
Speaker 5:
[39:21] Would it be on stage?
Speaker 2:
[39:22] No, because it definitely wouldn't be on stage.
Speaker 5:
[39:25] I'm just making sure because I'd be crazy. In front of the whole festival it would be crazy.
Speaker 2:
[39:30] Yeah. You know who it is?
Speaker 4:
[39:32] I don't know and I'm trying to figure it out. I know who you would feel that way about, but why would you see them at iHeartCountry?
Speaker 2:
[39:39] That's a question America wants to know. It will be awkward if I see them. It will not be pretty. I told our boss that. I was like, if this person...
Speaker 4:
[39:46] What am I missing?
Speaker 2:
[39:48] A lot. If this person says anything to me, it is not going to be pretty. Am I going to throw hands or anything? I don't know if I get beat up or not, but I don't want to fight them on a fighter. But it won't be good. Have the phones ready.
Speaker 5:
[40:04] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[40:05] Got it.
Speaker 5:
[40:07] Okay. You still don't know Amy? I don't know.
Speaker 4:
[40:10] I know who you feel that way about, but I don't understand why they would be there.
Speaker 2:
[40:15] My point is I don't hold grudges, except for this one. This is the only grudge I have in my life.
Speaker 4:
[40:20] Are you going to tell me why they'd be there?
Speaker 2:
[40:22] There are people that I feel like I was done wrong, so I'm just not going to be associated with, and I don't wish anything bad upon them. That's everybody that I don't really talk with. I don't care. Have a good life, man. I'm all good. I hold one grudge and one grudge only, and it runs deep. Then there's scar tissue. And if I see them, it's going to be awkward. That's all. Lunchbox, accept it and see if she messages you. OK. Yeah. All right. Everybody good? Eddie, I'm sorry about your thing too.
Speaker 5:
[40:52] Yeah, man. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:
[40:53] How did you get on The Bobby Bones Show?
Speaker 5:
[40:54] That's a good question.
Speaker 2:
[41:26] At 90 seconds on the clock, how many morning corny's can me, lunchbox, and Eddie get right? Amy, you ready over there?
Speaker 4:
[41:33] Yep.
Speaker 5:
[41:33] All right, here we go.
Speaker 4:
[41:39] What do you call an angry monkey?
Speaker 2:
[41:41] Mad chimp. Chimp mad.
Speaker 5:
[41:43] Mad baboon.
Speaker 2:
[41:45] Mad boon. An angry monkey. Salty. Ape. Ape. Ape.
Speaker 6:
[41:52] Ape crap.
Speaker 2:
[41:53] Ape.
Speaker 5:
[41:54] Angry.
Speaker 6:
[41:55] Ape.
Speaker 2:
[41:56] What are words for angry?
Speaker 6:
[41:57] Let's just play the angry.
Speaker 2:
[42:01] Upset. Really angry.
Speaker 5:
[42:04] Frustrated.
Speaker 2:
[42:05] Frustrating. Furious.
Speaker 5:
[42:07] Furious is good.
Speaker 6:
[42:08] Chimpanzee.
Speaker 5:
[42:09] Oh boy, this is bad.
Speaker 4:
[42:12] What do you call an angry monkey?
Speaker 6:
[42:15] Peeled off.
Speaker 2:
[42:16] Who are famous monkeys? George.
Speaker 6:
[42:18] Curious George.
Speaker 2:
[42:19] Furious George.
Speaker 4:
[42:19] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[42:20] Wow.
Speaker 4:
[42:21] Good job. Why can't you own a sick eagle?
Speaker 5:
[42:26] Cacaw.
Speaker 6:
[42:28] Sick eagle?
Speaker 5:
[42:29] Soaring. It flies.
Speaker 6:
[42:32] Sick.
Speaker 2:
[42:33] A sick eagle.
Speaker 5:
[42:34] That's fever.
Speaker 2:
[42:34] Vomit.
Speaker 5:
[42:35] Virus. Bird flu.
Speaker 2:
[42:36] Bird flu. Oh man.
Speaker 4:
[42:38] Why can't you own a sick eagle?
Speaker 2:
[42:41] You can't own an eagle. It's against the law. You can't put you in jail in America.
Speaker 5:
[42:44] I mean, that's the real answer.
Speaker 6:
[42:46] Pito come after you.
Speaker 5:
[42:48] A sick eagle. Bald.
Speaker 1:
[42:52] A sick eagle.
Speaker 5:
[42:55] An illegal?
Speaker 2:
[42:56] An illegal? Illegal.
Speaker 4:
[42:58] Illegal. Okay. What do you call a place where the animals practice martial arts?
Speaker 2:
[43:04] Taekwondo.
Speaker 5:
[43:05] It's gotta be Taekwondo.
Speaker 6:
[43:07] Taekwondo.
Speaker 2:
[43:08] Taekwondo.
Speaker 5:
[43:09] Dojo. This guy was...
Speaker 2:
[43:12] Taekwondo. Those are hard to...
Speaker 5:
[43:13] I like it though.
Speaker 2:
[43:14] I like the challenge. Jujitsu was good. You know, guys, not our best number. What do we get?
Speaker 9:
[43:18] Two?
Speaker 6:
[43:19] We work for those.
Speaker 2:
[43:21] We were talking about stuff kids put in the toilet, and so we got a lot of voicemails about those. Hit it. We rented cabins on Moosehead Lake, and my nephew flushed toys. We were talking about stuff kids put in the toilet, and so we got a lot of voicemails about those. Hit it.
Speaker 11:
[43:32] We rented cabins on Moosehead Lake, and my nephew flushed toys.
Speaker 7:
[44:07] We wanted to help mommy do the laundry, and she put dirty clothes, clean clothes, all kinds of clothes into the toilet, and just started flushing. It got clogged up, and my sister-in-law had come over before my husband had a chance to fix it. We told her, do not use the upstairs bathroom. Well, she didn't feel well, and she used the upstairs bathroom. That's it. Have a great day.
Speaker 2:
[44:35] The kid's heart was in the right place.
Speaker 5:
[44:36] Of course. I want to do the laundry.
Speaker 2:
[44:37] Laundry. Yes.
Speaker 10:
[44:39] One more.
Speaker 2:
[44:39] Next one.
Speaker 10:
[44:40] My son, two years ago, was 12 years old and acting out a lot. He decided he was going to get back at us for I don't know what reason. He flushed an entire roll of toilet paper, including the cardboard inner piece. He decided to go to bed and not tell anybody. We ended up having an entire floor flooded, and it took six months to fix the house. That's about $50,000. So yeah.
Speaker 2:
[45:08] 50 grand.
Speaker 5:
[45:08] Gosh man, that's just brutal.
Speaker 2:
[45:10] That's nothing to your story now.
Speaker 5:
[45:11] Oh yeah, now I feel better about my life.
Speaker 2:
[45:13] The crazy part was the whole controller, the PlayStation controller.
Speaker 5:
[45:15] I know. How it got down there, who knows. Crazy.
Speaker 2:
[45:18] Thank you for the calls. Leave us a voicemail about anything. Not that anymore. We got some good ones there. But you can 877-77-BOBBY. 877-77-BOBBY.
Speaker 6:
[45:34] This story comes us from Delaware. There was a marathon over the weekend. The guy's in first place about 150 yards to go. He's got it in the bag. He throws his hands up, slows down, acknowledging the crowd. When the guy from second place, about 100 yards back, he starts making his move. Second place comes back to win. That's his buddy yelling at the finish line going, go, go, go.
Speaker 2:
[46:07] I was so surprised the guy in second place had so much juice left.
Speaker 6:
[46:12] I was shocked.
Speaker 2:
[46:12] He was sprinting. I was like, dude, you could have won the whole thing if you put this, just a little bit of this effort because he saw the guy up front slowing down and celebrating, so he turned on the afterburners.
Speaker 6:
[46:21] Oh, wow.
Speaker 2:
[46:22] But like if he had burner left, and here, I'm not here to raise shame. That's one thing I ain't here to do. But didn't you think he had so much in the tank?
Speaker 6:
[46:30] I was shocked how much he had left. I was like, it looks like he just started the race. It's a 100-yard dash and he is full blast.
Speaker 2:
[46:38] Yeah. What does that show you?
Speaker 5:
[46:41] Don't celebrate too early.
Speaker 2:
[46:42] Probably over spilled milk.
Speaker 1:
[46:43] Yeah, or that too.
Speaker 4:
[46:44] Yeah. Okay. Y'all were thinking about the guy that slowed down. I was thinking about the guy that sped up.
Speaker 5:
[46:49] What was the bonehead?
Speaker 4:
[46:50] I'm like, don't underestimate yourself.
Speaker 2:
[46:52] Yeah. This is not to make you feel good. This is the bonehead.
Speaker 5:
[46:54] Yeah, the bonehead.
Speaker 6:
[46:55] We're going to show you on the bad person.
Speaker 2:
[46:56] Yeah, this is not to tell me something good. This is the bonehead. Yeah. Trick me. Okay.
Speaker 6:
[46:59] I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2:
[47:03] I was talking to Joel McHale. You'd know him from the soup community. He hosts House of Villains. He's also on Animal Control, season four finales tonight on Fox at 8 p.m. Central and I was talking to him about what people recognized him from the most because he's done a lot. And the first time he felt famous. Let's go on The Bobby Bones Show now.
Speaker 8:
[47:22] Joel McHale.
Speaker 2:
[47:23] Was there a point where you started to get recognized a little bit to where you started to realize there was some traction happening?
Speaker 9:
[47:30] Yeah, I was at a restaurant, I was sitting at a table and I remember hearing a person go, hey, we got a clip on the soup. Hey, we got on the soup and I was like, what, what, what's happening? So that was pretty good. And then I did an event that Elvis Costello was at, gigantic Elvis Costello fan and he was like, oh, you're the guy that tells the jokes. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's me. I just got recognized by Elvis Costello. It was good because it was never a hit out of the box. I've never, like, community was not a hit out of the box. Soup was not a hit. I've never been on anything like that, like a TV show where it was like, oh, you're glee, you're modern family, you are a bonafide hit out of the gate and this is going forever.
Speaker 2:
[48:15] Can you tell by who's coming up to you what they know you from before they tell you what they know you from?
Speaker 9:
[48:20] Yes, you can tell by the age.
Speaker 2:
[48:22] Give me a few differences.
Speaker 9:
[48:24] Women in their 40s and 50s remember me from the soup. Young kids walk up to me. I was like, oh, this is a community fan. And then they'll go, no, no, you were Shaggy, right? In Scooby Doo. I was like, that's Matthew Lillard. And ironically, Matthew and I were just in a movie together. So, Green 7.
Speaker 2:
[48:45] Will there ever be a community movie?
Speaker 9:
[48:47] Yeah, at some point, yeah. We have the money. I know that now people don't believe anything when they ask it now, but we have all agreed and we all, it is going to happen if all the schedules line up. I swear to you, community fans, and everyone wants to do it. I mean, I might be too old to do it, but that's fine. That's fine. I'll find, we'll get somebody to play me.
Speaker 2:
[49:11] The season finale of Animal Control is April 23rd, and it was just announced it's renewed for another season. So that's, is that fit, your fit season's coming? That's a long run now.
Speaker 9:
[49:20] Yeah. I can't believe it on a network. I can't like, you know, everything, the whole model has changed. So thank you, Fox. And yeah, it was a little show that could. And the first season, I think the numbers were okay. And then, and then they hung in there with it. And it's then it's now it's doing pretty well. And I'm like, thank God. So yeah, it's same thing with that's how community was. Like the first season was like, okay, it's pretty good to do an okay. And we just slowly but surely wore people down and got them to watch it.
Speaker 2:
[49:58] If you want to watch that full interview with Joel McHale, it's on Netflix. Or you can listen, search for the Bobbycast on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. We're gone. We'll see you tomorrow. Hope you have a great day. Tomorrow, easy trivia. Tomorrow, Jason Aldean on the show. Have a great Thursday. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reid Yarberry. Scuba Steve, executive producer. Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is MrBobbyBones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.