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Speaker 1:
[00:00] On this Thursday, April 23rd edition of Dave & Chuck the Freak, will Chuck's new workout involve him doing tiger moves? I hope so, because I look incredible doing them. As the Buffalo Sabres continue on their NHL playoff run, are they eating dick bread to celebrate? They always have, Dave. They always have. You know, it's just another day in Florida when a nude man is arrested. We'll tell you why that happened. The craziest looking TV reporter you've ever seen is busted for something pervy. What did he get up to? But the big story of the day, we discover this guy who tried to get some hookers at a hotel found out they were ladies. No, found out they were lady men. That's right. Thought they were ladies. Found out they were men. He worked at a nearby car wash. And when we looked up the closest car wash, the name of the place blew us away.

Speaker 2:
[00:59] Unbelievable.

Speaker 1:
[01:00] What the greatest Google find that Dave has ever made. I think so. And we had to send overly straight guy Ken there to see what was up.

Speaker 3:
[01:10] Overly straight guy Ken investigates.

Speaker 1:
[01:13] We'll get to that. A dirty 30 party gone wrong. And who is our douche bag of the day? You'll decide on this edition of Dave & Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 3:
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Speaker 1:
[02:30] Email at daveandchuckthefreak.com Thanks for being with us here on Dave & Chuck the Freak. Always appreciate that. Chuck, if you're looking for a new workout. Yeah, I'm a little sore from yesterday, but yeah. Yeah, you did some pushups yesterday. This one might be a little easier for you. This is one of those things that, you know, someone dug up an old videotape or something and found something crazy. It's an ex-Marine from Brooklyn named John McSweeney. We're off to a bad start, just so you know. He stays in shape exclusively by imitating a tiger.

Speaker 4:
[03:27] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[03:27] Okay. Well, maybe you've done this on the show.

Speaker 4:
[03:31] Maybe.

Speaker 5:
[03:32] That's how you guys were ripped. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[03:35] It's called Tiger Moves. And I think it could be your new workout routine. My God. You ready for it? Oh, born ready. Here we go. Yes.

Speaker 4:
[03:47] Oh, yes!

Speaker 6:
[03:49] He's older. He's much older.

Speaker 2:
[03:53] I don't know if it's working.

Speaker 4:
[03:55] Look at that powerful body. Strength, grace, magnificent form.

Speaker 2:
[04:00] What?

Speaker 1:
[04:01] Magnificent form.

Speaker 4:
[04:02] How does the tiger manage to keep himself at the peak of physical fitness for his entire life?

Speaker 2:
[04:08] I can't exactly.

Speaker 4:
[04:32] Ironically, when a man sets about to improve his health and physical fitness through exercise, he devises systems which lack the simple wisdom of a tiger.

Speaker 1:
[04:44] Where is this from?

Speaker 4:
[04:45] Low-impact aerobics has far less injuries than high-impact, as does belly dancing.

Speaker 1:
[04:50] Oh, yes!

Speaker 4:
[04:51] It's smooth and completely natural.

Speaker 7:
[04:54] Hi, how you doing?

Speaker 4:
[04:55] Tiger moves. The best and most natural exercise system man can use.

Speaker 7:
[05:01] It's crazy.

Speaker 4:
[05:02] I'm John McSweeney, and I'm going to cover seven of these basic tiger moves.

Speaker 1:
[05:07] A man with these breasts.

Speaker 2:
[05:10] He's not in shape at all.

Speaker 8:
[05:13] Nothing, it's not working at all, his tiger moves.

Speaker 1:
[05:16] There's no definition in this man.

Speaker 5:
[05:20] From where I'm sitting, he looks pretty good.

Speaker 8:
[05:22] Sure.

Speaker 2:
[05:23] Sure.

Speaker 1:
[05:24] But... I would not say he's in like peak fitness form. No, it's just crazy that it's kind of like back when you could be really ugly and still be a famous singer. And now then those days are kind of like video kind of gone, right? Yeah. Workout dudes, eventually, they were all jacked. You almost have to be jacked for someone to take you seriously, right? In a workout video, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[05:55] He's just a dad.

Speaker 1:
[05:58] He's like an older dad.

Speaker 8:
[06:00] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[06:00] He's got a dad mud. Possibly close to grandpa.

Speaker 8:
[06:04] Very close.

Speaker 1:
[06:05] Inhale back.

Speaker 9:
[06:06] Oh, no.

Speaker 1:
[06:06] Is that underpants?

Speaker 9:
[06:07] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[06:08] Is that is he in his underpants?

Speaker 3:
[06:09] Those are short shorts.

Speaker 1:
[06:11] I like them. He's doing DDP yoga is what he's doing. Is that what it is?

Speaker 4:
[06:20] Try to reach for the stars.

Speaker 9:
[06:22] Yeah, it's just tightening and reach as high as you can.

Speaker 1:
[06:25] It's resistance training.

Speaker 4:
[06:26] He's doing great tension. Go forward with great tension.

Speaker 10:
[06:32] With the excessive crotch shot.

Speaker 4:
[06:34] Zoom in on that.

Speaker 2:
[06:35] I can't see anything really.

Speaker 5:
[06:36] There's a burst. Do it. Zoom in.

Speaker 4:
[06:39] The tension in the triceps muscles. Think into those thigh muscles, quadriceps, the hamstrings. The next tiger move is the stomach roll. This exercise now from the side, I push down and roll up. Flex, force it down.

Speaker 1:
[06:57] Showing off his big gut.

Speaker 5:
[07:00] I could do this.

Speaker 4:
[07:01] You just learned in this tape three critical areas of life and self-defense. Self-defense? It pertains to nations, it pertains to the individual.

Speaker 5:
[07:14] I'm barely breathing.

Speaker 11:
[07:15] First a warrior, he's very sweaty.

Speaker 4:
[07:16] Or all else is folly.

Speaker 5:
[07:19] It's working hard. First a warrior or all else is folly.

Speaker 1:
[07:24] Chuck, just remember if you're ever under attack, tiger moves.

Speaker 2:
[07:27] Oh yeah.

Speaker 5:
[07:28] I mean for sure now.

Speaker 2:
[07:29] Slow tiger moves.

Speaker 1:
[07:31] They just hold for the best.

Speaker 5:
[07:33] Just belly dance your way out of it. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[07:35] Take my shirt off, roll my belly around, move my arms slowly in a claw like fashion.

Speaker 5:
[07:41] That might actually save you.

Speaker 1:
[07:43] I know. And they might be like, Oh damn, this man is nuts.

Speaker 5:
[07:45] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[07:47] Back off. He's a lunatic. Wow.

Speaker 8:
[07:52] What a great find.

Speaker 1:
[07:53] Tiger moves. What's crazy is I feel like, you know, when I, when I wanted to do that yoga, that diamond Dallas page penetration yoga, TDP yoga. And then I realized, Oh, I'm not going to be able to do this. Cause the whole thing is just straining your muscles at their maximum at all times. That's all this guy's doing. Yeah. He's like reaching and doing these tiger moves. But at the same time, as you're reaching for something, the rest of your, but you're trying to not let yourself get there. Right. And that's this whole workout. As you can see, you have to do more than that a lot.

Speaker 8:
[08:29] Yeah, I am.

Speaker 1:
[08:30] No cardio, no weights, just that. Just tiger moves.

Speaker 8:
[08:34] A few moves. He didn't have a lot of moves. He just had a few. It's just like, that's it. That's all you need.

Speaker 1:
[08:39] That's it.

Speaker 8:
[08:39] That's it.

Speaker 11:
[08:40] Seven moves.

Speaker 1:
[08:41] I think there's like a Spartan workout that you might want to try before tiger moves, but to do like about seven moves and kill yourself. But yeah, I could do these. I mean, I could do these. I don't think you guys would notice. I think I could do... I bet I could do like eight straight weeks of these and you guys would be like, I'd be like, do you notice? I'd come in in super tight shirts. My breasts would look a lot similar to that. Unfortunately. Yeah, stay away from that then. I just, to me, when you work out, you want to get a bit more defined and stuff. And he's just talking about, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. You're not getting any more flexible. When you finish the workout program, I think then you should go with something new. Um, an impressive mustache. Wow. A Turkish politician is going viral for his. Oh, yes. Amazing. Amazing mustache that covers his mouth. What's nuts about this is, um, I've had my mustache this long, but I would always push it out to the side.

Speaker 8:
[09:56] Because how do you eat?

Speaker 1:
[09:57] It's disgusting. Honestly, having a mustache like this, even mine, which is even now a little bit too long for myself, it's gross. You can't eat. You can't drink. You drink a drink. It's all in your mustache. An Australian morning show covered this.

Speaker 6:
[10:14] Well, a politician in Turkey named Orhan Avci has gone viral, not for his policies, but for his mustache, Orhan's unusual facial hair, covers his entire mouth and most of his chin.

Speaker 12:
[10:32] Social media says, it's great looking for a politician. It's a good one because it makes it difficult for anyone to read his lips or facial expressions.

Speaker 10:
[10:41] Is that Sacha Baron Cohen?

Speaker 12:
[10:42] Now, commenters have jokingly said that this is the consequence of a mustache transplant, which is highly sought after medical procedure, that tourists travel to Turkey for.

Speaker 6:
[10:52] How does he eat? How do you get the food in your mouth?

Speaker 12:
[10:56] It's a very good question.

Speaker 1:
[10:58] You have some kind of napkin on call with every bite. But every time you push food into your mouth, it goes through the hair. It's like a car wash. It goes through the hair curtains. Yeah, it's hair curtains for your phone. You go through it, your food goes through it every single time. Imagine a piece of steak with a little bit of sauce. In there. It's all in there. Ice cream.

Speaker 9:
[11:23] In there.

Speaker 1:
[11:23] Ice cream is almost impossible. When my beard was at its wildest and I would get a cone, it looked like a porno, dude. Looked like a porno.

Speaker 9:
[11:32] Jesus.

Speaker 1:
[11:35] I can attest. I want to know about your porno moves. I'm just saying, it's not like I wanted it to. But I know that there was oncoming traffic that you could see me eating a cone. And they'd be like, that man was covered in semen. That gay man.

Speaker 5:
[11:49] That gay man was covered in semen.

Speaker 10:
[11:51] Which just finished a pun.

Speaker 9:
[11:52] Yeah. No.

Speaker 1:
[11:54] So bad. I mean, just, I didn't understand. That is what you have to do if you want to have one of those amazingly cool sideways mustaches. But he's just not doing that.

Speaker 9:
[12:06] He's not doing like the Wyatt-

Speaker 1:
[12:07] What's an amazingly cool side- The Wyatt Earp. Yeah, like the Wyatt Earp style, where you have the mustache. Yeah, because the middle is supposed to be as long as the outside, but that's wild. To me, I always just grew out.

Speaker 8:
[12:26] Does he have a woman?

Speaker 1:
[12:27] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[12:29] He's Turkish?

Speaker 1:
[12:30] Oh my God. In Turkey, that's the greatest sign of manhood.

Speaker 6:
[12:33] How do you kiss?

Speaker 1:
[12:35] You don't. He tickles her bits. He doesn't kiss. He won't kiss you.

Speaker 3:
[12:40] He doesn't.

Speaker 8:
[12:41] He's not an attractive man at all, so I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[12:44] Power, fame.

Speaker 3:
[12:46] He's got a gang of Turkish bitches.

Speaker 13:
[12:49] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[12:49] Oh my God.

Speaker 13:
[12:50] Look at him young, Lise.

Speaker 3:
[12:52] I can't say Turkish bitches.

Speaker 8:
[12:53] I mean, he was better young.

Speaker 1:
[12:55] You know?

Speaker 5:
[12:59] To be frank, Lise.

Speaker 8:
[13:00] To be frank, yes.

Speaker 1:
[13:02] I don't know how any woman kisses any of us with a beard.

Speaker 8:
[13:07] Yeah. I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[13:08] It is a. I don't know. I don't understand it. They will. They will. But I don't know why.

Speaker 3:
[13:19] I really don't. Well, it's like James Harden. Have you seen James Harden?

Speaker 1:
[13:23] Not recently.

Speaker 3:
[13:24] That's what I'll put. His beard is outrageous.

Speaker 9:
[13:26] It honestly looks like he just has a butthole.

Speaker 3:
[13:29] Like his lips. What? It is so big. It's so thick. I don't know how he can do anything. Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[13:36] That's a lot.

Speaker 3:
[13:37] Like you can't even see his lips. No.

Speaker 1:
[13:39] So that's how you can kind of tell to me that like you're not doing it. You're not doing it with anybody. Oh, James Harden is doing it.

Speaker 3:
[13:49] He's got a lady.

Speaker 13:
[13:50] He's got a lady.

Speaker 1:
[13:51] But they don't they don't kiss.

Speaker 3:
[13:54] They don't kiss.

Speaker 1:
[13:55] Who doesn't kiss?

Speaker 3:
[13:56] It's every time I see his face, I don't kiss. His mouth just looks like a little butthole.

Speaker 5:
[14:00] And that's fine.

Speaker 1:
[14:01] A lot of kissing goes away.

Speaker 5:
[14:02] It's a weird thought, man.

Speaker 3:
[14:04] It is.

Speaker 1:
[14:04] You keep looking at James Harden's butthole.

Speaker 3:
[14:06] He does.

Speaker 1:
[14:07] Oh wow, like right there. It looks like just a butthole with teeth.

Speaker 6:
[14:11] Right? Right there.

Speaker 14:
[14:14] Yeah.

Speaker 15:
[14:14] Butthole teeth.

Speaker 14:
[14:15] Yeah, that's too much.

Speaker 3:
[14:15] I don't understand.

Speaker 1:
[14:16] As a man who's only ever been able to grow a perv stash and a couple of chin whiskers, I don't get it.

Speaker 3:
[14:21] If it goes a little like over my lips, then I gotta cut it back.

Speaker 15:
[14:26] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[14:26] Even that bothers me.

Speaker 1:
[14:28] Yeah, I can understand it.

Speaker 5:
[14:29] My mouth depends on what I'm going for.

Speaker 1:
[14:31] If I'm trying to do the little bit more of a wider style, then I'll let it grow a bit. But I just don't understand because it's so gross owning it that I can't imagine being around it when it's not yours. And yet a lot of women are like, don't shave. Some are fully shaved. Like I know Lisa would be like, shave that thing.

Speaker 8:
[14:52] I don't mind a little bit, but I don't like a lot.

Speaker 1:
[14:55] Yeah, right.

Speaker 8:
[14:56] But luckily, I'm with someone who doesn't like a lot.

Speaker 1:
[14:59] Right.

Speaker 3:
[15:00] Just said she'd kill me if I ever cut her.

Speaker 1:
[15:01] That's what I mean. Like a lot of, there's a lot of guys that are told, like, don't you dare. You didn't have it when you started here, did you?

Speaker 3:
[15:08] It was just starting to grow. I remember I sent her a picture. It was, and then I asked like about my beard. She was like, it's okay. It was just starting to grow in. And then once it grew in, yeah, she can't imagine me without it.

Speaker 1:
[15:21] Yeah, it is. Once you see someone with facial hair, you get used to it. Yeah, because you do. You watch these videos of guys who like, I'm going to surprise my lady, and I'm going to shave my beard off, and they're furious, furious. Someone said, I can attest to that. I do have a wild beard. My wife doesn't mind it. She actually likes it, but the mustache is where she cuts it off. She hates my mustache when it grows out.

Speaker 15:
[15:42] Yep. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:44] You got to kind of trim your butthole. That's really like kind of what it is. Your face butthole, you know? Bearded guy here. I don't get it either, but my girlfriend loves kissing me and feeling it on her face. Not to mention her thighs.

Speaker 7:
[15:57] Oh, wow. My goodness.

Speaker 1:
[15:58] Her thighs.

Speaker 16:
[15:59] It'd be like, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Speaker 1:
[16:01] Yeah. The whole time. Yeah.

Speaker 9:
[16:03] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[16:04] Mine's like a Brillo pad.

Speaker 9:
[16:06] Yeah.

Speaker 17:
[16:06] It would be like, braceless.

Speaker 9:
[16:08] Ouch. It's foliation. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:12] Not for everyone.

Speaker 9:
[16:13] All right.

Speaker 1:
[16:13] Speaking of buttholes though, we got this email from a listener. He reached out to us, as many people with butthole concerns do, email at daveandchuckthefreak.com. He says, got a question for you guys and the listeners. My situation. I have a friend who is open about his wife pegging him. So him. Okay. He tells us, we laugh about it. That's that. Now he's our buddy, but kind of in a different friend group. If that makes sense? Yes. Recently, we all started hanging out again though, my group and his group. And we noticed the buddy who likes getting pegged always seems to smell like ass a bit, like poopy butt. What? Now we notice.

Speaker 5:
[16:55] He's loose.

Speaker 1:
[16:56] It's not him, but also some of his other friends in this friend group.

Speaker 5:
[17:01] They all smell like poopy butt?

Speaker 1:
[17:03] My question, are they all getting pegged and have such loose booty holes now that they smell like poop?

Speaker 13:
[17:08] What's going on here?

Speaker 1:
[17:09] Wait a second. We all have noticed it.

Speaker 5:
[17:11] There's a group of poop smelling men.

Speaker 1:
[17:15] Listen, you know who I'm not hanging out with? A group of poop smelling men. No, I can't.

Speaker 5:
[17:19] The poop group.

Speaker 1:
[17:20] I'm out of the poop group. No, listen. I would have a really, really hard time. Like if it was, if someone smelled like poop so bad that then you could have a conversation with other people that were around them and they're like, oh yeah, no, that's poop.

Speaker 18:
[17:37] No, that's poop for sure.

Speaker 1:
[17:38] 100% poop.

Speaker 13:
[17:40] I don't know how I make plans for that.

Speaker 1:
[17:41] Like if you're sitting over there, Chuck, and I could smell your ass from there. Which you probably can. Something is really wrong.

Speaker 15:
[17:47] Something is wrong.

Speaker 1:
[17:49] And there's not, listen, I've unfortunately smelt an assy smell out of people. Oh yeah.

Speaker 15:
[17:54] It is horrifying. Yeah, for worse.

Speaker 1:
[17:56] We all have. We all have.

Speaker 3:
[17:58] But sometimes it's more that like, ripe, like you've, your unshowered smell. There's a difference.

Speaker 1:
[18:05] I know there's a difference between unshowered and.

Speaker 3:
[18:07] You know what I mean?

Speaker 9:
[18:08] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[18:08] But this guy's poop.

Speaker 5:
[18:10] This is poop.

Speaker 1:
[18:11] I think they're picking up on poop. As we, David, on a mall escalator.

Speaker 9:
[18:15] Oh wow.

Speaker 1:
[18:15] Behind a big lady, who obviously did not clean herself right. It's tough.

Speaker 7:
[18:20] It's a tough move.

Speaker 1:
[18:21] That imprinted on my mind for life.

Speaker 19:
[18:25] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[18:25] I smelt her crap.

Speaker 19:
[18:28] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[18:29] I mean, it is the thing. It's just, I don't understand how a whole group of guys, like they've all decided to do this unless like, is it possible that one man's pegging and his constant overtures of how amazing it is gets the whole friend group to try it? I don't see that. Like I've got friends that have got up to some pretty wild.

Speaker 19:
[18:55] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[18:55] I've got some friends that do some pretty wild stuff. It hasn't made me want to do the same wild things. I mean, maybe some get curious, but...

Speaker 5:
[19:07] Curiosity killed the cat and your butthole.

Speaker 1:
[19:09] Listen to me, if... You'd have to really destroy someone's ass to give them a loose b-hole, right? Like you'd have to peg them with a two by four. I'm trying to think of like when a porn star... When they start to look... Blown out back there? Blown out. And it's probably like... I think it would take a couple of years. I think it would take a couple of years.

Speaker 7:
[19:34] And not to mention some big...

Speaker 1:
[19:38] Big things. Big things. Couple of years and big things, you know?

Speaker 3:
[19:42] Yeah, stop hanging out with this guy.

Speaker 1:
[19:43] I don't understand it. I'm not hanging out with poopy... A poop crew. Maybe they're just a nerdy, not bathing crew, right? I mean, maybe you're confusing ass smell, as Jason said, with like the unbathed. Because it'd be really weird if a bunch of guys all smelt like crap. One of my friends who used to play Magic the Gathering a lot, and who's a pretty decent player at it, would go to tournaments and he said there were dudes in there. They would like leave poop in their butts. To like, they wanted any kind of thing across from them. They would crap a little bit. To try to throw you off and he said every once in a while like a chair would have like a brown, like the person who was there.

Speaker 2:
[20:34] The aft man?

Speaker 1:
[20:34] It's Magic the Gathering.

Speaker 2:
[20:37] So what are you trying to say?

Speaker 1:
[20:38] You think these guys? They were trying to just throw you off. Like anything to make you not... Yeah, but how does that apply to this situation?

Speaker 8:
[20:46] It doesn't.

Speaker 1:
[20:47] It's just poopy butt people. I'm just saying there are poopy butt people.

Speaker 8:
[20:53] That's all. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[20:55] It's just another...

Speaker 8:
[20:55] They're out there. It's the poopy butts.

Speaker 1:
[20:57] Is the poop group trying to get rid of his other friend group? Are they Magic the Gathering people? I just doesn't mention that.

Speaker 8:
[21:05] None of it would apply.

Speaker 19:
[21:06] This is all I'm saying.

Speaker 1:
[21:07] Like what is it? What... This guy has another question. Are they runners? Does someone that likes pegging like butt plugs? Maybe they're wearing them? Would those cause a smell?

Speaker 3:
[21:17] Yeah, but just like one guy's sexual adventures isn't going to change the whole group.

Speaker 1:
[21:24] The poop group. Unless they all got into the same sexual adventures.

Speaker 3:
[21:28] But then they all got loose be-holes. They all got ladies and all their ladies were down to peg. I think it's a special lady who's in a peg you.

Speaker 1:
[21:35] I agree. Is it a... Is it... Okay. Are they farting? Are they just openly farting? Are they an open fart group? The fart group?

Speaker 8:
[21:47] Misidentified as poop?

Speaker 1:
[21:49] Yes. I just thought about that. Because I don't run in the circles of an open fart group. But some people do. Some people do. Some guys don't mind and their friends don't mind.

Speaker 8:
[21:59] Well, you did have someone.

Speaker 1:
[22:00] Well, that's what I mean. But that's like when someone is all of a sudden around you, that is they... I could see that they might belong to a whole crew of farters and they all think it's funny and no big deal, better out than in. Fart crew!

Speaker 8:
[22:15] Yeah!

Speaker 3:
[22:16] Life is too short, man, to be spending your time with a poop group.

Speaker 8:
[22:20] It is.

Speaker 3:
[22:21] Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1:
[22:22] Yeah, to the listener that emailed us, get... Like, sorry, you gotta cut them loose.

Speaker 14:
[22:26] You gotta cut the poop group loose.

Speaker 1:
[22:28] Well, also, too, they... It's like a group that they used to hang out with and then didn't for a really long time. And now all of a sudden, it's kind of back on. Let's just... We're just gonna wrap it up, right?

Speaker 3:
[22:39] Yeah, smell like ass. We're not going bowling tonight.

Speaker 1:
[22:43] Someone said maybe they're making each other's butts.

Speaker 3:
[22:45] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[22:47] I'm not... I don't wanna... I don't know how you wanna go near anyone's butt when it is like that. Even his lady. Why would his lady wanna peg him? No, no lady should go near him. I bet she's... I bet...

Speaker 5:
[23:02] Listen. I bet she's seen some things, man.

Speaker 1:
[23:06] I bet she's seen some things. Turds?

Speaker 19:
[23:08] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[23:12] I just... Accidents happen in that realm. You wanna live in that realm? Accidents happen. And you can't tell me that you're gonna peg some dude and stuff isn't gonna go down.

Speaker 5:
[23:27] It's gonna go down.

Speaker 1:
[23:30] I just don't understand why they all smell like poop. Yeah, none of it makes sense, man. We don't know. But cut the poop group loose. Yeah, you kidding? I mean, you can't be around a group of poop-smelling men because people that walk up on the scene, they're gonna assume you smell like poop too. Well, that's just the thing. If I'm in a room full of dudes that smell like poop and some random person comes in, I'm in the poop group.

Speaker 2:
[23:52] No.

Speaker 1:
[23:53] Uh-uh. Someone said call them out and ask them why they smell like poop.

Speaker 8:
[23:57] There you go.

Speaker 2:
[23:58] Why do y'all smell like poop?

Speaker 1:
[24:00] I mean, it's not the worst idea. Like, if you want to, I do think that that would be like, okay, it's the last time. Like, if I was feeling any pressure from a partner who was like, no, I want to hang out with these people, I would be like, well, here's the deal then. I'm gonna ask them about it tonight. And then I know what happens next. I never have to see them again. So there you go. Two birds, one stone. Ask them why they smell like poop and you'll never have to see them. What smells like crap in here? Someone pooped themselves? Oh wait, it's you guys.

Speaker 19:
[24:32] Did you poop yourself?

Speaker 1:
[24:34] Especially as you get older. I mean, you expect that maybe at seniors' homes or stuff. Oh, I'm sure everybody smells like crap. They got real loose finctures, but these are younger men. They should not. Right. Absolutely. Breakfast could use more bourbon? Oscar Meyer is giving bacon a bold upgrade. Moran has just launched maple bourbon bacon, its first new bacon flavor in five years. It's a thick cut bacon, cured with real Evan Williams bourbon, then slow smoked for 12 hours. They say the result is a sweet savory combo with maple up front and subtle caramel notes from the bourbon. I'm sure it's fine. It's rolling out to grocery stores by the end of this month, just in time for grilling season. They say it's a part of a bigger push toward trend driven bacon flavors. They now plan to introduce a new bacon flavor every year. You know what I love? Regular bacon. Plain old bacon.

Speaker 8:
[25:36] Yeah, it's funny that they have to do that. You wouldn't think it's just bacon is so delicious on its own.

Speaker 1:
[25:40] I actually don't like a lot of the different stuff they jazz up bacon with. I really don't. You don't have to. I'll try stuff. But I just I love regular bacon. I like sometimes when the bacon has a nice like a crust of something like a peppery like some kind of crust. I don't mind that. But I don't need it dipped in. I don't like it sweet.

Speaker 8:
[26:02] Yeah. Too sweet.

Speaker 1:
[26:02] I don't like it too sweet. I get that.

Speaker 14:
[26:04] A tiny hint of something is fine.

Speaker 1:
[26:06] So I saw this recipe I made. You know me. I made Amber make it a while ago. It was like you put like brown sugar on it. Oh, yeah. And you make it and it was, you know what, like as an appetizer or something. Like a candied bacon type of thing. But not to have with my breakfast.

Speaker 5:
[26:22] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:23] I mean, I'm not mad at them.

Speaker 5:
[26:25] I mean, hey, give it a whirl.

Speaker 1:
[26:28] There could be a delicious bacon sensation we haven't even thought of. I think this is kind of for guys that like I get bacon so few times in my life that normal bacon does it for me. If I had someone that was making me bacon all the time, like they loved me, you know, made me bacon every day. Yes. I could see when someone loves you like that and they make you bacon every day, there is a chance you might need to change it up. Or they could be trying to kill you.

Speaker 8:
[27:00] Yeah, it's hard to eat bacon every day. You should eat it every day.

Speaker 1:
[27:03] You should not.

Speaker 8:
[27:04] Just to be a treat.

Speaker 1:
[27:04] I know if someone loves you and they make it for you. I'm sure a lot of women would make bacon every day for their guys. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[27:12] They shouldn't.

Speaker 18:
[27:12] No, no. We'll die from that.

Speaker 5:
[27:14] Yes, they should not.

Speaker 1:
[27:15] But I agree with you. Like Amber and I go to some restaurants, maybe once or twice a year. I'm not trying something new when I go there because I know what I order I love and I only go there once or twice a year, so I'm getting what I love. Yeah, don't take a chance on the once or twice.

Speaker 5:
[27:33] I get it.

Speaker 1:
[27:35] Bacon's the same. There's Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bacon, too.

Speaker 5:
[27:38] See, I don't eat any of that stuff.

Speaker 1:
[27:41] And I like spice, but I tried Jalapeno Bacon.

Speaker 14:
[27:44] And again, it was good.

Speaker 1:
[27:46] Maybe good like on a sandwich or something, but for breakfast?

Speaker 5:
[27:51] Yeah, so thanks.

Speaker 1:
[27:52] Coming up, how did an old broad almost choke to death? Where have some massive wildfires exploded and how did a Lyft driver have a harrowing ride? Let's get to that.

Speaker 20:
[28:01] Sir, news from the underground.

Speaker 1:
[28:04] I'm Dave Hunter. Time now for a check of the news.

Speaker 5:
[28:10] It sucks to be old.

Speaker 1:
[28:13] You know, I think you reach an age where you just can't swallow anymore.

Speaker 15:
[28:17] I'm almost there.

Speaker 5:
[28:19] I'm almost there. I gotta take it slow.

Speaker 1:
[28:23] You seem to choke on everything.

Speaker 4:
[28:26] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[28:28] There's a 72-year-old woman from Metro Detroit, Shelby Township. She was just out at a restaurant in Madison Heights.

Speaker 4:
[28:36] Oh, jeez.

Speaker 1:
[28:37] And it was almost good night.

Speaker 4:
[28:38] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[28:39] Thankfully, some police officers got there in time to save this choking woman. I mean, it took... People had to wait for the cops to show up?

Speaker 14:
[28:48] I assume.

Speaker 4:
[28:49] I think they're all old.

Speaker 1:
[28:51] Three minutes.

Speaker 10:
[28:52] No, they weren't there.

Speaker 1:
[28:53] Imagine three minutes of choking. I mean, I'm going to try. You know what I mean? I'm not just going to panic and run around. We're going to try something. Three minutes it took the cops to get there. I mean, that's incredible. Sure. But she had three minutes of... I'm barely breathing. Yeah. Yeah. Here's what happened in some video of what happened from WXYZ TV.

Speaker 21:
[29:15] You can feel your adrenaline rising as you watch that video, that poor woman clinging on to dear life. But it was everyone's quick thinking actions that day that saved her life. You can hear the commotion at Charlie's Restaurant last Thursday evening from their surveillance video when a 72-year-old woman from Southern Township, a regular at the diner, began choking on her dinner, her lips and face turning blue. You can see in this video, staff attempting to perform the Heimlich maneuver themselves, while others raced to call 911.

Speaker 22:
[29:47] The police came choked by like three minutes with us, like withing us, hauling them.

Speaker 21:
[29:58] Four young officers, all less than three years on the force, racing into a situation none of them had experienced on the job before. Madison Heights Police Chief Brent Lemery saying, while all officers are trained on the Heimlich, it's rarely needed.

Speaker 15:
[30:12] I've been here for 23 years and I've never given the Heimlich maneuver, and I've only given CPR a couple of times.

Speaker 21:
[30:18] Police officers took turns trying to save the woman's life. The customer goer stood shocked and terrified. Then, about five minutes from when she began choking, She's breathing?

Speaker 15:
[30:28] Okay, she's breathing. She's breathing, I can hear her breathing. Ultimately, the food was dislodged. They broke all of her ribs. She began breathing. They placed her in what we call a recovery position on the floor. Thanks to the police officers and their quick actions, they were able to save a life.

Speaker 21:
[30:42] The woman has now fully recovered. And the staff at Charlie's, while shaken up, are just happy everything turned out okay.

Speaker 22:
[30:49] Nothing crazy really ever happens in this little diner.

Speaker 14:
[30:53] And that was crazy.

Speaker 21:
[30:55] And the staff here at Charlie's tells me that woman is due for a free meal, just hoping their favorite regular comes back. In Madison Heights, I'm Ruth Olsenita, Southern News Detroit. Oh, horrible.

Speaker 8:
[31:05] You can go through life, you can eat and swallow, everything's good, and that happens. And what a response.

Speaker 1:
[31:11] Everyone in the restaurant's looking at you.

Speaker 8:
[31:12] What was it? They didn't say.

Speaker 3:
[31:14] Oh, but what did she, what could you have swallowed? Well, it was breakfast, right?

Speaker 1:
[31:18] So this is the thing. Remember how I told you that my dad had that thing where food would sort of just get, he was, food would get stuck in between going from his esophagus to his stomach. It's like his stomach wouldn't accept food and he would be eating and not realizing he was filling that up. And then it would get to where your lungs are. And then all of a sudden your body starts to panic. And because to me if you're really choking, choking, you are not conscious five minutes later.

Speaker 8:
[31:56] Yeah, there must have been a little bit of air coming through.

Speaker 1:
[31:58] Air was still kind of getting through, which would happen to my dad. He was never really in like some kind of like, oh, he's going to pass out and die from this.

Speaker 8:
[32:09] Is that what happened to that woman?

Speaker 1:
[32:11] I mean, I don't know if it ever, my dad would just always cough it all over my food and save himself. You know, this is one of these places that has like a 72-page menu. They have all-day breakfast, they got wingdings, they got jalapeno poppers, they got clams, they got salads, they have crepes, steaks, chops.

Speaker 8:
[32:34] So who knows?

Speaker 1:
[32:35] Burgers, pitas, wraps, gyros, conies. I almost think a place like that, they can have a menu like this and it looks really impressive to an old person and then they probably make the same five things just over and over again. They have so much sandwiches, hoagies, ciabattas, burritos, You saw those old people, they're not eating that stuff. Oh my god, it continues meatloaf, fish and chips, seafood, steaks, chops.

Speaker 8:
[33:03] It would take a half hour to read the menu.

Speaker 1:
[33:05] It's insane.

Speaker 8:
[33:06] It's one of those, like you can't decide, there's too many choices.

Speaker 1:
[33:09] Come on, stir fries, Italian dishes.

Speaker 8:
[33:12] Keep.

Speaker 14:
[33:12] They got it, everything.

Speaker 2:
[33:13] How do they do all that?

Speaker 8:
[33:14] Keep looking.

Speaker 14:
[33:16] Chicken, bar, shrimp, Alfredo.

Speaker 20:
[33:18] Keep on looking.

Speaker 1:
[33:19] Holy hell.

Speaker 18:
[33:20] You're not done yet.

Speaker 2:
[33:21] Saganaki. What?

Speaker 1:
[33:24] Garden salad. That's wild. A 72 page menu. I'll get a garden salad.

Speaker 5:
[33:31] That's just wild.

Speaker 1:
[33:32] I'm just saying, like, old people all order the same crap. She could have choked on 72 different things on that menu. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[33:39] We have no idea.

Speaker 1:
[33:40] Luckily, she's okay, though. What would be inside of you that the Heimlich maneuver really wouldn't work on? I could see almost like a salad, like a piece of lettuce not really coming up. Like something with mass, like a piece of chicken. You think the Heimlich maneuver is like, boom, gets it out.

Speaker 3:
[33:59] Could have swallowed like a whole jumbo shrimp.

Speaker 9:
[34:02] They had that as an appetizer.

Speaker 1:
[34:03] Wow, yeah. Listen, okay, so everyone in the restaurant pretty much has stopped eating except this man. I've watched him three times and he's just now he's onto his toast. Well, then there's also the guy in the button down who doesn't give an F.

Speaker 8:
[34:16] Hungry.

Speaker 1:
[34:17] And somebody in the cowboy hat. Where is the, I mean this place isn't made.

Speaker 8:
[34:21] Cowboy hat, yeah. Cool.

Speaker 1:
[34:25] It's a wild, looks like a wild place.

Speaker 3:
[34:27] I'm still eating in that scenario. You're not.

Speaker 1:
[34:29] Someone's possibly dying in the aisle next to you. I'm probably back there. Four booths back, but still they could be dying. You're like, it's not.

Speaker 3:
[34:37] There's a commotion. I got eggs, man. Eggs go cold.

Speaker 1:
[34:40] I think I'm probably one of these people that fails. You know, I'm probably back there like, all right, let me try.

Speaker 5:
[34:48] Give me this old lady over.

Speaker 1:
[34:51] Everyone's raving about this place though. Raving about it. Sunday mornings, they have lines out the door.

Speaker 8:
[34:56] I don't like waiting lines in weekend morning.

Speaker 1:
[35:00] I mean, I feel like you could tell it's like got a good breakfast. You know, what about the 80 million other things on the menu? I don't I would stick to just can you make me some good French toast with some bacon? That's it. That's why I'm saying your Shishimi. I'll never know. How's your beef carpaccio? I'll never know. I got a lot. I feel like you look at every single plate. It all looks like it's just the same thing. That man who didn't give an F. There's a plate in front of him. He's got like eggs and hash browns.

Speaker 15:
[35:32] This guy's got pancakes.

Speaker 1:
[35:34] All the same. It's 7 p.m. It was 7 p.m. but they do all day breakfast. That's what they're going for.

Speaker 3:
[35:39] I know but they got so much other good stuff. Everybody just sticks to the breakfast.

Speaker 1:
[35:43] It's tough to know how to cook all that stuff. That's the thing that's wild to me. I just got out of prison and I'm just started to cook. What are you talking about?

Speaker 8:
[35:54] It's probably just like a heat.

Speaker 1:
[35:55] Well, that's every cook, isn't it?

Speaker 8:
[35:57] It's already made, pre-made stuff.

Speaker 1:
[36:00] Oh, maybe. I guess so.

Speaker 8:
[36:02] You can't have from scratch all those things on the menu.

Speaker 1:
[36:05] Yeah, you're probably right. You'd have to start prep as soon as they closed for the night for the next day.

Speaker 13:
[36:12] All right.

Speaker 1:
[36:13] Now, on to some other news of the day. A massive wildfire rages across the southeastern US. Let's get the details here from NBC News.

Speaker 13:
[36:22] Firefighters on the front lines urgently racing to put out several blazes across the southeast. From the ground to the air. In Georgia, the fast moving Brantley County fire forcing evacuations. School buses rushing to leave an elementary school with blackened smoky skies nearby. Residents capturing devastating images of what's left of their homes. Cars completely charred to ash. Officials say more than 50 houses have been destroyed, an estimated 1,000 now at risk. Now we know that you've issued at least two mandatory evacuation orders. What's your message to people who may be hesitant to get out?

Speaker 12:
[37:00] That's a great question and I'll be honest with you. We cannot force these folks to leave even though we give a mandatory evacuation. It's a very serious situation where we have citizens that are in harm.

Speaker 17:
[37:10] So thick you can't even see.

Speaker 13:
[37:12] The smoke causing dangerous conditions on the roads. Drivers turning around trying to escape the black police. Officials here in Neihana have closed off several roads to keep people miles away from the fire zone. But you look up at the sky and you can see it's filled with that smoky haze. The firefighters taking to the skies dropping gallons of water to fight multiple fires in Florida and out west in Montana. Communities already fighting an uphill battle as the 2026 fire season gets underway.

Speaker 12:
[37:44] All right, Aaron joins us live from southeast Georgia right by what's being called the Brantley Fire. Aaron, what challenges are crews facing when it comes to getting this fire under control?

Speaker 13:
[37:55] Well, Tom, this fire exploded from about 700 acres to nearly 5,000 acres in less than a day. Officials tell me they think it's about 10% contained right now. But the wind is a major challenge here that could make that number go down if these fires continue to jump some of the fire lines that have been established already, Tom.

Speaker 1:
[38:14] It looks like those planes that drop water, how does that even make a difference? I don't know. It's like putting... It just seems like you got to try to do something, I guess. Yeah, I think they probably are smart enough to be like, okay, we want all we need to do. We know we can't stop this thing, but we need it to go that way. So then they put a bunch of water on an area and try to get it to move where there isn't a lot of trees or something. Folks listening in Columbia, South Carolina say they got smoke moving in there. You know what I'm not messing around with? The smoke moving in. Well, I mean, you can be hundreds and hundreds of miles away, right? But remember, we watched one where they could see fire, it was way far away on the hilltop or whatever, and then it was a couple hours later and it was already almost at them.

Speaker 9:
[39:06] And it's like, you just don't. That's how, it's not how you want to go.

Speaker 1:
[39:11] A very harrowing Lyft ride for one driver. He says he believes he was kidnapped, they held him at gunpoint. What really went down here? Let's get the story out of Miami from WPLG TV.

Speaker 14:
[39:27] Two males approached him at gunpoint and forced him to transport them to Miami Beach. So that's the allegation.

Speaker 16:
[39:33] An allegation that paints a terrifying experience for this South Florida Lyft driver.

Speaker 20:
[39:39] One laid down and the other laid in the back and they were yelling at me to hurry up.

Speaker 16:
[39:43] He says he was held at gunpoint by these two men, Ashton Montanez and Jefferson Meselador, after they booked a ride with him to South Beach, picking the pair up near 98th Street and Bay Harbor Terrace, explaining he saw police already in the area and the two guys running towards his van.

Speaker 20:
[40:03] I believe they had just done something wrong because they were running, had tattoos, no shirts, watched the police and hid in my van. They certainly weren't up to anything good. He kept touching my face and I told him to stop doing that. And he was screaming and screaming like a crazy person.

Speaker 1:
[40:17] It's odd that a Miami TV station has a Spanish interpreter with a British accent. Sometimes you find whatever you can.

Speaker 14:
[40:26] Yeah, it is. It just kind of got me off guard a bit.

Speaker 16:
[40:29] Montanez and Mezalder got out of the Lyft near the 1400 block of Ocean Drive. Swat members later seen converging at this Ocean Drive short-term rental.

Speaker 21:
[40:39] That was pretty intense.

Speaker 16:
[40:41] The driver snapping this picture of Mezalder later seen in Cuffs. As for Montanez, he allegedly barricaded himself inside a unit, later surrendering. Both men charged with kidnapping.

Speaker 14:
[40:53] So how's that a kidnapping if they're putting for the run?

Speaker 16:
[40:55] And bond court questions as to if there was probable cause for the felony.

Speaker 2:
[41:01] As of yet, I do not believe any gun has been recovered. I'm not sure if there's probable cause on the kidnapping.

Speaker 16:
[41:11] Mezalder telling the judge he's on disability.

Speaker 7:
[41:14] I live with my mom, my girlfriend, my brothers and sisters and my three dogs and my daughter.

Speaker 16:
[41:21] He left in tears as his mother spoke in court.

Speaker 13:
[41:24] Buzz, I know, I know my son, he will never do that. I know.

Speaker 5:
[41:29] Something happened there.

Speaker 16:
[41:31] Both men are facing a singular charge of resisting arrest without violence. Now if a weapon is found, additional charges could be filed. Their bonds set at $500.

Speaker 1:
[41:43] Now you wondered why he'd talk like this. I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[41:47] It sounded like he was pooping while he was doing it.

Speaker 7:
[41:51] You just try. Double doors in trouble.

Speaker 1:
[41:58] Probably learned that at an amazing vocational school.

Speaker 7:
[42:01] Yeah, something. Yeah. You got to do something a little wild to set yourself apart. I got a bush on my jaw.

Speaker 1:
[42:14] We're a hard crew here.

Speaker 7:
[42:15] We are.

Speaker 5:
[42:16] We don't mess around.

Speaker 3:
[42:17] They'll listen to me.

Speaker 1:
[42:18] It's like, oh man, if we open a school, everyone fails. Like everybody's failing. Oh God, you're annoying.

Speaker 3:
[42:24] Speak with a deep voice and no inflection.

Speaker 1:
[42:26] You cannot do this. You're annoying. Everyone would annoy us.

Speaker 5:
[42:31] We could never open our own school. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[42:33] Amazing. And the business. Well, that's the thing, right? The real thing is to be like, Hi, how are you? And you're like, wow, you sound great. You got a real future. Just keep that money coming.

Speaker 9:
[42:44] That's what they do.

Speaker 1:
[42:45] That's what they do. They'll never make it.

Speaker 13:
[42:47] But oh my God.

Speaker 20:
[42:48] Oh, look at this news story.

Speaker 13:
[42:50] It's not like you're taking a boom.

Speaker 1:
[42:52] Mind you, these days, they're all higher. As long as you're cheap. Yep. This had to be some scary moments for a hiker. Black Bear charged at them. Here's that.

Speaker 21:
[43:04] Fine moments for a hiker when a bear charges towards him. The man came face to face with the Black Bear on the Mount Wilson Trail in Sierra Madre last week. Video taken by another hiker shows the man jumping up and down, jingling bells in hopes of getting the wild animal to turn around. But instead, it runs right towards him. The man recording the frightening encounter tells KTLA the bear also followed him and a few other hikers.

Speaker 9:
[43:33] So we kind of hiked vertically up the mountain and hid behind some bushes and trees. The bear proceeded to pass us on the trail. I mean, I think for a few seconds when he charged, I was like, well, this could lead to a dangerous situation. But I did feel as though if it really came down to it, I felt like I would run the bear.

Speaker 1:
[43:59] Oh, what a fool.

Speaker 21:
[44:00] And Mark True says he returned to the trail a couple of days later, but remained on high alert and didn't see the bear again.

Speaker 1:
[44:08] No, you can't outrun a bear. Your little jingle bells are not good enough. No, I mean, what, bells? Bells. No, guys, you need some fireworks or something. Yeah, you need deadly spray.

Speaker 4:
[44:18] That's a grizzly, right?

Speaker 1:
[44:20] I mean, it's not, it's probably a brown, to me, it's like a hybrid. It's like...

Speaker 3:
[44:26] Because where's Mount Wilson?

Speaker 1:
[44:29] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[44:29] I don't know either.

Speaker 1:
[44:30] Somewhere outside of Los Angeles? I mean, if they have brown, those big brown bears that they, they're, you know, they're always living underneath someone's... It's California's San Gabriel Mountains.

Speaker 3:
[44:42] Oh, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[44:45] Yeah. I mean, I don't know, like a black bear is a black bear. They say American black bears inhabit Mount Wilson.

Speaker 3:
[44:54] Oh, they can vary in color.

Speaker 1:
[44:55] I guess so. From black to brown or cinnamon. I don't like... Attacked by a cinnamon bear.

Speaker 3:
[45:01] Don't attack. I love your cinnamon coat.

Speaker 20:
[45:03] Sounds so nice. Cinnamon bear.

Speaker 3:
[45:07] Trying to talk nice to him.

Speaker 1:
[45:09] Yeah. It's like, look, your coat is so lovely. It's the color of cinnamon. Please don't take my hat out of your mouth, please. And now an attack that didn't go as well.

Speaker 5:
[45:20] I see.

Speaker 1:
[45:21] Just a heads up. Trigger alert.

Speaker 22:
[45:24] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[45:25] She's not fully recovered.

Speaker 5:
[45:27] Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:
[45:28] Especially in the i-reach.

Speaker 22:
[45:29] Okay.

Speaker 9:
[45:30] Oh boy.

Speaker 1:
[45:32] Just a heads up. Here we go. You always say I don't give you a heads up? Here we go. Giving you a heads up. Not everything is perfect yet.

Speaker 9:
[45:38] I like not getting the heads up.

Speaker 1:
[45:40] Oh my. What did we have here? A bear attack.

Speaker 9:
[45:44] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[45:45] Here's the story.

Speaker 9:
[45:45] Makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[45:46] It's an inspiring video diary of a woman who survived a vicious bear attack.

Speaker 22:
[45:51] I feel like I'm getting there. I'm getting back to what I used to be.

Speaker 1:
[45:55] Arian Colton had just left her home in Alaska to go jogging when the bee struck.

Speaker 4:
[46:00] The mother of three was dragged a hundred yards by the bear.

Speaker 16:
[46:04] She was powerless in the grip of the animal.

Speaker 1:
[46:07] Arian lost most of the vision in her left eye.

Speaker 7:
[46:10] Feel good to be moving?

Speaker 1:
[46:12] Over the next eight months, she documented her determination to deal with the physical and emotional toll of the bear attack.

Speaker 22:
[46:19] I just have some reconstructive facial surgeries coming up.

Speaker 1:
[46:25] I spoke to Arian today. I think it's very brave of you to sort of share your story in this video diary.

Speaker 18:
[46:32] Why did you make that decision?

Speaker 22:
[46:33] I do want to be able to help people. We all go through hard days and hard times and it's just about getting up after. I just want people to know that it's not about our looks, it's about our kindness and generosity.

Speaker 13:
[46:48] Do you have fears of going outdoors again?

Speaker 22:
[46:52] We love being in the outdoors and I want to be able to go out there again. I know spring is quite a challenge just because I know the bears are coming out.

Speaker 1:
[47:04] Nope, nope, nope. Nope.

Speaker 8:
[47:06] She lost her vision.

Speaker 5:
[47:08] It does and I don't know what's going on with it.

Speaker 8:
[47:10] Hopefully they'll be able to fix the face.

Speaker 1:
[47:11] I think they'll make it look better. Either just they were letting everything heal I think first. I don't even know if that's her real eye anymore or if it's just a glass.

Speaker 5:
[47:22] If you put a fake one in you're not pointing it to the sky.

Speaker 1:
[47:25] I know but maybe just because of how messed up it all is it's just there's nothing you can do because it's looking straight up, dude.

Speaker 20:
[47:31] Can you fix my glass eye?

Speaker 5:
[47:33] It's looking straight up. No, that's her eye.

Speaker 1:
[47:35] That's her eye.

Speaker 8:
[47:36] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:36] It's a mess. It's a mess. I mean this bear obviously crunched that whole area to oblivion.

Speaker 8:
[47:44] But I mean, other than that, I mean, yeah, other than that, I got to know how she had other things going on with the walking and all that.

Speaker 1:
[47:52] Oh yeah. Yeah. I wonder what he dragged. Like if he grabbed her by the head and dragged her or it is that is how you're dragged. You're not just they don't pick you up. You know, they carry you in your arms like a cartoon.

Speaker 23:
[48:07] That'd be nice.

Speaker 1:
[48:09] It would be nice.

Speaker 23:
[48:09] She looks good.

Speaker 9:
[48:12] She does.

Speaker 3:
[48:13] Given the circumstances.

Speaker 1:
[48:14] Given the circumstances.

Speaker 9:
[48:17] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:17] If a bear had my head there in its mouth, I would think I'd look worse. Well, and she did. She did.

Speaker 9:
[48:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:27] Off the top there.

Speaker 9:
[48:28] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:29] Man. No, it's not great.

Speaker 9:
[48:31] That's tough.

Speaker 1:
[48:32] Just out for that's what happens when you go for a walk in Alaska.

Speaker 7:
[48:35] I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1:
[48:36] I'm really not like I'm not. I swear if there's like, oh, there's polar bears around. There are grizzly bears around.

Speaker 8:
[48:46] These are nature people that live in Alaska. Nature people.

Speaker 1:
[48:49] I just don't get it. Lots of things. I like nature. You know, I love is safe nature.

Speaker 8:
[48:55] Safe nature. Me too.

Speaker 1:
[48:56] Like, we should be like, Chuck the Freak, safe nature. That's the way to do it. I don't understand. Why safe nature? Well, like, to me, Michigan is pretty safe nature.

Speaker 20:
[49:04] There's bears in Michigan.

Speaker 1:
[49:05] I know, but not these kind of killer bears.

Speaker 8:
[49:07] You just gotta know where you're going. That's it. You can't, you know?

Speaker 3:
[49:11] Right, nature centers are safe. Nature preserves, totally different story. Yeah. Right? I mean, the safe nature is like the... Yeah. Around here.

Speaker 8:
[49:22] Right.

Speaker 1:
[49:23] Exactly.

Speaker 3:
[49:23] But when I hear preserved, it's like, oh.

Speaker 1:
[49:26] Yeah, because they're just preserving your life after you...

Speaker 8:
[49:29] I might head to a nature preserve this summer. Oh, wow. I have to be careful. I'm going to research it first.

Speaker 3:
[49:34] Depending on where you are. Because it's all about the natural life.

Speaker 8:
[49:40] Yeah. I mean, I'm not going to stay out there.

Speaker 1:
[49:42] Yeah, that's smart.

Speaker 8:
[49:42] I'm going to just walk through a little bit for a little while.

Speaker 3:
[49:44] And just chill on your spine, talking about it. Just nature preserve.

Speaker 1:
[49:51] Yeah. I have 72.

Speaker 15:
[49:52] Go Rambo. Go for Rambo with grenades.

Speaker 1:
[49:54] If I knew I had to go take a grizzly hike, I mean, I am armed to the teeth. The last time we went to Tennessee, I did have bear spray with me. The first time I didn't.

Speaker 8:
[50:04] After this show, you have to get the bear spray.

Speaker 1:
[50:06] Bear spray is smart. I mean, some of the grizzlies just sort of smile at you. I have misplaced it in the move, so I hope.

Speaker 5:
[50:12] Oh, wow.

Speaker 8:
[50:14] I'm sure you can find.

Speaker 1:
[50:15] I love when you get a window with it or something.

Speaker 20:
[50:22] I don't know what I did with it.

Speaker 5:
[50:23] No, but nonetheless, yikes.

Speaker 1:
[50:26] Seems like it's a risky time to own a jewelry store. People are just busted in, cracking everything, taking everything. Another one happened in Texas this week. Here's that story from KVUE TV.

Speaker 23:
[50:40] Display cases shattered. Boxes left behind. But the jewelry? Gone. This was the aftermath Tuesday afternoon at Mark Robinson Jewelers inside the Round Rock Premium Outlets after a group of thieves robbed the store.

Speaker 24:
[50:55] We've been here over 12 years. This has never happened to us in 12 years. It was heartbreaking that something like this could happen and young youngsters could actually come in, try to rob us.

Speaker 23:
[51:05] Owners, sure said, of Lackawalla, also known as Sunny, says it was just before 1 p.m. No customers were in the store. And that's when about eight people entered wearing masks and gloves.

Speaker 5:
[51:26] Oh wow, those things are hard to smash.

Speaker 23:
[51:30] While another employee comes out from the back room with a handgun.

Speaker 5:
[51:36] Get up!

Speaker 23:
[51:39] The suspects ran away, fleeing in a stolen vehicle that police later found abandoned at an apartment complex nearby.

Speaker 24:
[51:46] I'm sure they had scouted before. They already knew exactly what cases to go hit. They took in a lot of merchandise. We are the only store in Austin, Texas, that carry up to about 110 Fionn Rolexes in stock. I would say about 50 or 60 of them was gone.

Speaker 23:
[52:02] Sonny says millions in merchandise was stolen, but his only worry was the health and safety of his employee.

Speaker 24:
[52:08] His eyes was all blurry and red and stuff, but paramedics came and took care of it. He's okay now, but everybody else is safe, and they're actually trained to walk away at any situation like that, because our cops and the security system will do the rest.

Speaker 23:
[52:20] But as the investigation continues, and he says he's confident, police will track down the suspects.

Speaker 24:
[52:26] This is day in, day out. We know people who are hungry will try to come snatch, and they will get caught. You don't see a security guard in the front of the store. That's not me. The store is not secure. So please save yourself a trouble of going through something like that.

Speaker 1:
[52:40] But you were just robbed blind. What are you talking about? Well, the guy did come out and had a gun, and I think he showed. Because they got away with the tens of thousands. If it was a different person, there's probably three of them that are dead. That guy showed incredible restraint in not killing some of these kids.

Speaker 11:
[52:59] Hey, Chubby Security Guard, get a move on.

Speaker 8:
[53:01] Was the front door unlocked?

Speaker 1:
[53:03] I think so.

Speaker 8:
[53:03] Because they just walked in.

Speaker 5:
[53:04] They just walked in.

Speaker 8:
[53:04] If I had a store like that, I would be like appointment.

Speaker 5:
[53:08] It would be buzzing in.

Speaker 8:
[53:08] I'm going to do a background check on you.

Speaker 1:
[53:10] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[53:10] It's an outlet mall though.

Speaker 1:
[53:12] Yeah, I know. It's just not.

Speaker 8:
[53:13] You've got all that expensive merchandise. You have to take...

Speaker 1:
[53:18] Yeah, I'm surprised every jewelry store is like...

Speaker 8:
[53:20] I know.

Speaker 1:
[53:21] And I don't know where this is exactly, but I think a lot of people... But they just... They open a place up and they feel like they're in, oh, well, we're in a safe town. We're in a safe part of the city. And trouble will get in a car and they will come and find you. So... Why does every jewelry store owner have like a different name?

Speaker 9:
[53:51] What was yesterday's? It was like...

Speaker 1:
[53:53] Oh, Diamond, Jimmy Diamond. Frankie Diamond. Frankie Diamond. Frankie Diamond. Frankie Diamond.

Speaker 24:
[53:58] And social media.

Speaker 1:
[53:59] Because this guy had a nickname.

Speaker 24:
[54:02] Youngsters could actually come in, try to rob us.

Speaker 23:
[54:04] Owner, Surezade Lackawanna, also known as Sonny.

Speaker 8:
[54:07] That's because of his name. It's very hard to pronounce.

Speaker 10:
[54:09] You know?

Speaker 8:
[54:11] You just go with Sonny.

Speaker 10:
[54:12] Keep it simple.

Speaker 1:
[54:13] Is Surezade Lackawanna around?

Speaker 10:
[54:15] Is Surezade Chikwaka here? Who?

Speaker 1:
[54:18] Surezade Chikwana.

Speaker 10:
[54:19] He's a...

Speaker 8:
[54:20] Oh, you mean Sonny.

Speaker 10:
[54:21] Oh, Sonny. I was looking for a Surezade Lackawanna.

Speaker 1:
[54:26] Yeah. Said he had some Rolexes for me to look at.

Speaker 8:
[54:30] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10:
[54:30] Sonny's in the back.

Speaker 5:
[54:31] Let me get them for you. Yeah, at least look at the...

Speaker 1:
[54:33] I mean, maybe is it double doors?

Speaker 5:
[54:35] Possibly?

Speaker 1:
[54:36] I don't know. It doesn't look from the shot they took from outside. It just looks like a regular store at the LM Mall.

Speaker 5:
[54:41] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[54:42] Which probably they need to reconsider that.

Speaker 5:
[54:44] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[54:45] And then finally, we always, when we hear stories like this, think how selfless it is when you decide to donate something from your body to someone else's body, especially if you're not related to them. A long time diner donated a kidney to the manager of a Long Island restaurant. Here's that story now. I thought you were going to say Long John Silver. No. Oh my God. Well, they do make some good fish. Here's the story from NBC New York.

Speaker 10:
[55:16] David Geliashvili reuniting with Suzanne Deegan for the first time since she gave him a second chance at life.

Speaker 6:
[55:23] There are angels amongst us. Here's my angel.

Speaker 10:
[55:27] 51-year-old David has polycystic kidney disease. He had been on dialysis for 14 months.

Speaker 18:
[55:33] You are left feeling tired. Many patients feel nauseous, and they spend the rest of their day in bed.

Speaker 10:
[55:40] David is a manager at La Boussela restaurant in Glen Cove and has known Suzanne and her family for decades. One night in October, they were in the restaurant and he told them he was waiting for a kidney transplant.

Speaker 8:
[55:52] When he said, I'm sick and I need a kidney, I said, I'll get tested.

Speaker 10:
[55:55] Deegan was a match and after many tests, months later in March, they performed the surgery. It's been six weeks since the surgery and Suzanne and David say they are both feeling great. Suzanne says nothing has changed since the surgery.

Speaker 8:
[56:10] Back to the gym, back working, back socializing.

Speaker 15:
[56:15] You want her kidney.

Speaker 8:
[56:16] You know, it was pretty quick.

Speaker 10:
[56:19] Suzanne's selfless act likely saved David years of discomfort and anguish, as only 20% of all kidney transplants involve living donors.

Speaker 18:
[56:28] Our average patient is waiting for a kidney for sometimes six, even seven years, feeling awful on that dialysis machine.

Speaker 10:
[56:36] Something David acknowledges and is grateful for, the single dad to a son feels as if he's a new person.

Speaker 12:
[56:42] Definitely I'm grateful to get off the dialysis.

Speaker 6:
[56:44] This is like a day and night.

Speaker 10:
[56:45] Life changing for David, but also for Suzanne, who is often asked why she did this.

Speaker 8:
[56:52] Every person, a stranger, they have their own loved ones. They have their own family. And so you're not donating to a stranger, you're donating to somebody's mother or son or brother or wife or husband. We'll always be, we're always family now. Connected for life and it's the greatest gift.

Speaker 1:
[57:10] Free food for life, right?

Speaker 8:
[57:11] Oh yeah.

Speaker 14:
[57:12] I mean, it better be.

Speaker 7:
[57:14] I better get free food for life.

Speaker 1:
[57:16] Can't imagine you love a place so much and then the guy's like, yeah, it's not looking good. No, we're going to get, take my kidney. Take my kidney.

Speaker 2:
[57:26] This is my favorite restaurant.

Speaker 1:
[57:28] Yeah, take my kidney. How do we save you? The food is incredible.

Speaker 5:
[57:31] Can we make good food?

Speaker 9:
[57:33] Well, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[57:35] I mean, it's a lot. There are just selfless people out there.

Speaker 7:
[57:39] I'm not one of them.

Speaker 1:
[57:40] I just know I'm not. And I think the reason is, I'm like, man, I can't because like what if someone that I actually loved needed it?

Speaker 8:
[57:53] Yeah, I'd only give a couple people my kidney.

Speaker 1:
[57:55] You know what I mean? Like, I hate to say it, but it'd be like a real tragedy if someone that you loved, it's like, they're like, oh my god, dad, I know you're a match for me, but you gave your kidney to that restaurant guy? I'm like, I know, I don't know why the food was so good, I just...

Speaker 8:
[58:15] It happened to be a match.

Speaker 3:
[58:17] It's Labu Sola, if you're looking for the...

Speaker 1:
[58:19] Labu Sola, what is, how do you spell that?

Speaker 9:
[58:22] B-U-S-S-O-L-A in Long Island.

Speaker 1:
[58:26] D-E- B-U-

Speaker 7:
[58:29] D-E- D-E-

Speaker 9:
[58:31] What's happening?

Speaker 20:
[58:31] Spell it again.

Speaker 1:
[58:32] B-U-S-S-O-L-A.

Speaker 7:
[58:36] D-E-

Speaker 3:
[58:38] D-E-N- I'm speaking clearly for you. Z-X.

Speaker 18:
[58:42] D-E-N-N-Y?

Speaker 7:
[58:43] Is it Italian?

Speaker 1:
[58:44] I just want to see like how good is this place that I'm getting.

Speaker 2:
[58:47] That's Italian.

Speaker 5:
[58:48] Oh yeah. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 3:
[58:51] She saved the restaurant.

Speaker 1:
[58:51] You can have my kidney.

Speaker 2:
[58:53] You gotta keep him alive.

Speaker 3:
[58:55] I bet it didn't mean as strong as good.

Speaker 7:
[58:58] It's a lot of the foodie tomorrow.

Speaker 1:
[59:00] Oh yeah.

Speaker 7:
[59:00] Excuse me?

Speaker 1:
[59:01] No. B-U-S-S-D-E-N-N-Y-S, keep it up, keep it going. Love that place.

Speaker 22:
[59:16] O-L-I-V-E.

Speaker 1:
[59:17] It looks like an incredible Italian place. So you, that's your favorite restaurant?

Speaker 7:
[59:22] G-A-R-D.

Speaker 15:
[59:25] Just do what you can.

Speaker 8:
[59:26] Ooh, fried zucchini. Save him.

Speaker 1:
[59:30] Yeah, that's it, huh? That's it. Yep. You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes, too. Man, you're looking good. Man, you're looking good. We'll take a break. When we come back here on Dave & Chuck the Freak, Celebrity Dirt and Sports News, do some Hollywood Neppo Babies actually deserve their success? Is streamflation causing customers to change subscription habits? And which NHL team is celebrating their playoff run with dick bread? Oh, wow. We'll get to that and more right after this.

Speaker 3:
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Speaker 1:
[61:20] It is Dave and Chuck the Freak on a Thursday, the 23rd day of April. Appreciate you being with us.

Speaker 9:
[61:27] Appreciate it.

Speaker 1:
[61:29] Apparently, I don't say the A. I just say appreciate. You just say appreciate.

Speaker 15:
[61:34] Appreciate, appreciate, appreciate.

Speaker 1:
[61:36] You just figure this out?

Speaker 9:
[61:37] Someone let you know?

Speaker 15:
[61:39] I just noticed it in my head.

Speaker 5:
[61:41] Appreciate, appreciate.

Speaker 1:
[61:42] I think you could, like this break, not say it, and the next break, say it. Because I don't know where you're from, from break to break. Like you started this whole thing.

Speaker 2:
[61:53] You're like, hello. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1:
[62:02] So there's no real telling.

Speaker 3:
[62:04] And it'll be like, howdy, y'all. Yeah, it's like, howdy, y'all.

Speaker 2:
[62:07] Welcome, welcome.

Speaker 3:
[62:08] Sitting around a table.

Speaker 1:
[62:09] I just like to change it up. I'm just saying, you never know. And I think that it's just wherever your brain is gone, wherever it's visiting at that time, you just might pick up on some like, you know, stuff. Because I feel like I've heard you say, I appreciate it.

Speaker 3:
[62:26] I've heard you say, assalamu alaikum to start the day.

Speaker 5:
[62:28] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:
[62:29] That's true. It's assalamu alaikum.

Speaker 24:
[62:33] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[62:34] Appreciate it.

Speaker 24:
[62:35] Yeah.

Speaker 20:
[62:38] Inshallah.

Speaker 5:
[62:39] I am not those men.

Speaker 1:
[62:41] Moving on.

Speaker 3:
[62:43] Yeah, I do.

Speaker 1:
[62:43] I'm like a weird, you know, we've talked about it many times, the Irish, Canadian, American, all these different accents and words and pronunciations all in my brain. And also just your love of trying to be a Southern lady. I don't think I try to be a Southern lady. I think so. A Southerner. Like a Southern woman, like a cooking, Southern cooking woman. A Southern cooking woman, like Paula Deed.

Speaker 15:
[63:08] Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[63:09] That's a deed.

Speaker 15:
[63:10] Maybe not the one I should.

Speaker 3:
[63:11] You are our Paula Deed.

Speaker 8:
[63:14] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[63:14] Oh my God, I wish he was.

Speaker 5:
[63:16] I wish he was.

Speaker 1:
[63:18] I mean, he brings in snacks, but he doesn't cook us fresh food.

Speaker 5:
[63:24] That's not a compliment.

Speaker 1:
[63:26] It's like saying, you're our Hitler.

Speaker 5:
[63:29] Well, that's a bit of a joke.

Speaker 1:
[63:33] Well, she did say some stuff.

Speaker 5:
[63:35] She said some stuff.

Speaker 11:
[63:36] She did say some stuff, didn't she?

Speaker 5:
[63:37] You know, still a bit of a joke. Yeah, it's a joke.

Speaker 1:
[63:39] I think he was trying to make Jason feel the sting there.

Speaker 3:
[63:44] I'll get Hitler on you if you want.

Speaker 1:
[63:46] Oh God, let's not. You know what we're going to do? Coming up, Celebrity Dirt and Sports News. We can all quit. What was Bill's quarterback Josh Allen's bizarre request after surgery? Do some Hollywood NAPO babies actually deserve their success? And is one hockey team celebrating their playoff run with dick bread? Wow. We're going to find out as we get down to it here. First though, I'm not going to go through the whole playoff schedule. You watch what you want to watch.

Speaker 19:
[64:18] Figure it out yourself.

Speaker 1:
[64:19] There's so many games and so many and you care about probably hardly any of them unless you're gambling. So follow your team.

Speaker 8:
[64:27] It tells you right on your app if you're gambling when the games are.

Speaker 1:
[64:30] So you do you when it comes to playoff action.

Speaker 3:
[64:33] There you go. Nicks, Hawks, Nuggas, T-Wolves. Easy.

Speaker 1:
[64:37] All the NFL stuff is about to start. Tonight it is round one of the NFL Draft and for gamblers there, there seems to be no mystery over who the first pick will be. Mendoza. Yeah, I haven't paid any attention to it at all. The Draft has come up and bit me right in the butt. Raiders seem to be a sure thing to take him first. But things get interesting from there. Second pick is the Jets. It's either Reese or Bailey. Then third pick is the Cardinals, which will be either Reese, Bailey or Love. Then the Titans go and then the Giants go. Yeah, man. I mean, it used to be as Alliance fan. This is our Super Bowl. And I just not even care.

Speaker 5:
[65:22] It's kind of wild.

Speaker 1:
[65:23] But I think Bret Michaels is going to be performing.

Speaker 5:
[65:26] Are you serious?

Speaker 4:
[65:28] I didn't read.

Speaker 5:
[65:29] Are you serious?

Speaker 1:
[65:32] Well, now you tune in.

Speaker 17:
[65:34] Yeah, I thought now you.

Speaker 1:
[65:35] Miss Khalifa, Bret Michaels and Kane Brown.

Speaker 17:
[65:38] There you go.

Speaker 8:
[65:38] That's a reason to watch.

Speaker 1:
[65:39] Wow. Yes. More reasons to I don't know if they'll be. I assume they'll be televising that. That's part of a free concert. Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3:
[65:53] Yeah, I mean, I bet the cover just started now.

Speaker 8:
[65:56] Oh, definitely has it. Countdown clock's been going on.

Speaker 1:
[65:58] Oh, yeah. They're getting definitely getting ready for it. In Italy, cops have made four arrests in what they say was a prostitution ring created to high profile sports clients. Very cool. Like professional soccer players and a driver in the Formula One circuit. They say famous, but they're not naming. I got my ideas. I do too. The escort service allegedly advertised on Instagram account that was followed by multiple big name sports players. They have not revealed the names of the players in the arrest warrant. I can't even imagine how amazingly beautiful these women were. But included names from some big European soccer teams. There was also a wiretap conversation in which an unnamed F1 driver was seeking out a paid girlfriend. How do you get invited to the Italian Escort Super Escorts? Can I just see your bank account balance there for a second?

Speaker 2:
[66:59] It's not.

Speaker 1:
[67:01] The app's down. No, I just need to see it. No, no, the app is down. Yeah, that's fine. Whatever, I'll still take a quick look. Denied. Denied. I'm just saying, I mean, I can't, I have to imagine it as all like... The hottest of women. Like the, like your dreams. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, it's, you're an F1 driver. I don't think that they have sex with someone who isn't. Incredible. It's weird over there. They really care about that stuff.

Speaker 4:
[67:34] Yeah, they do.

Speaker 5:
[67:36] There's one guy, he's like dating somebody.

Speaker 4:
[67:42] Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1:
[67:42] I'm just going to see if anyone has any suggestions here. I just keep seeing F1 driver.

Speaker 5:
[67:55] Look at them all.

Speaker 1:
[67:57] I just got done banging about 17 hot chicks.

Speaker 3:
[68:01] They don't even need escorts.

Speaker 8:
[68:03] I know, that's what I keep thinking.

Speaker 1:
[68:05] You know what it is? I think it's just I'm going to be in town for a certain night. I just want no questions asked. I want to keep it quiet.

Speaker 9:
[68:14] I don't want...

Speaker 1:
[68:16] They pay for the silence. Right, the anonymity of it all. They don't want someone that they met at a bar running around and saying, I banged Chuck the Freak Formula One driver. These are some of the women that were busted. Well, should I marca or registrarte?

Speaker 5:
[68:35] Oh my God. No, I don't. Oh God.

Speaker 15:
[68:39] Estoy registrado.

Speaker 1:
[68:40] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20:
[68:42] Wrong choice.

Speaker 1:
[68:44] Wrong choice.

Speaker 5:
[68:45] Oh, come on.

Speaker 1:
[68:47] Show me them bitches.

Speaker 5:
[68:49] Dave.

Speaker 1:
[68:50] There's some of them. Pretty gross.

Speaker 5:
[68:53] Oh, look.

Speaker 13:
[68:54] Scandalado Escorto.

Speaker 4:
[68:56] Wow.

Speaker 5:
[68:56] Yeah, they're not an ugly bunch.

Speaker 8:
[68:59] That's for sure. No, they're not ugly.

Speaker 1:
[69:01] Oh, they're not. They're fine.

Speaker 3:
[69:03] There's just women like that walking around in the world.

Speaker 1:
[69:06] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[69:06] What the hell?

Speaker 1:
[69:07] Yeah. I mean, you got to pay them about it. Yes, you're married to one.

Speaker 4:
[69:10] Right. Right.

Speaker 1:
[69:13] Yes, right.

Speaker 4:
[69:15] Good job, Dave.

Speaker 1:
[69:17] Yes, there are, as you know. Of course, you know that.

Speaker 3:
[69:21] You know, she doesn't look like that.

Speaker 1:
[69:23] Oh, stop. Cut his mic. Cut his mic.

Speaker 17:
[69:26] She's beautiful.

Speaker 9:
[69:28] Oh, stop.

Speaker 6:
[69:29] She doesn't look like this.

Speaker 9:
[69:31] What?

Speaker 1:
[69:32] We can't hear you. We got your mic on. Look, look at this lady in that lacy dress. Get out of Tidstown with that. No, no, I mean, it's just.

Speaker 5:
[69:40] Look at the douchebag.

Speaker 18:
[69:43] You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[69:44] That's Jason in a dream life. My God.

Speaker 18:
[69:47] Today, I guess.

Speaker 1:
[69:49] Yeah, there's beautiful, beautiful women.

Speaker 3:
[69:50] I'm in trouble.

Speaker 1:
[69:51] Yeah, you are. But yeah, no, a lot of speculation, no real confirmation of who the I'm just saying, like there's a difference between like, you know, rapper comes to town, decides to go to the Pistons game, rents out some local strippers. And they're at the game, you know. But these are guys with more money and looking for more. There's a big difference between that level of talent and what is going on here. Yeah, it's like what I'm saying. It's not even nothing. It bears. Is this bakery passing off an x-rated dick bread? Or does the Internet just have a dirty mind? A bakery in Niagara Falls called DeCamillo decided to pay tribute to the Buffalo Sabres, who are in the NHL playoffs. They made a saber. Oh, no, they were going to do something in the shape of a hockey stick or a puck, but they decided to reference the Sabres logo by making a sword shaped baguette. Okay, featuring a sesame seed handle.

Speaker 5:
[70:55] Let me see it.

Speaker 1:
[70:56] But everyone says it looks just like a big old dick bread.

Speaker 5:
[70:59] No, that's a sword. That's a sword.

Speaker 1:
[71:04] If you look at it a certain way, everyone sees dick, they say. The internet was quick to notice. Someone said, how did the guy making this keep a straight face?

Speaker 5:
[71:14] I mean, I could understand like, you know, that could be the balls and then there's the thing.

Speaker 1:
[71:20] It's just really, it's pointy. They pulled the pointy thing off at the end. I think they did too. You know, like if it was round, it's crooked. Then it's Peronis or whatever. Here's a local TV station covering the story of this saber dick bread.

Speaker 25:
[71:37] I'm a Niagara County reporter, Derek Hyde, and a bakery in the falls is...

Speaker 1:
[71:41] I think he might have them on his mind...

Speaker 3:
[71:43] .introducing its newest creation, a saber made entirely out of bread.

Speaker 20:
[71:48] Let's see if we can catch them all.

Speaker 10:
[71:51] We wanted to do something hockey related.

Speaker 1:
[71:53] Hockey fever is sweeping western New York, and the latest case, DeCamillo Bakery in Niagara Falls, coming out with the perfect snack for your Sunday Stanley Cup watch party.

Speaker 10:
[72:04] So we talked about hockey sticks, and we talked about hockey pucks, and then somebody came up with swords, and then it took really well. They looked great, so we thought, hey, this is perfect.

Speaker 1:
[72:13] A poppy seeded handle leading up to a full baguette blade.

Speaker 11:
[72:18] Finally, the perfect snack to pair with whatever you're drinking out of your beer saber.

Speaker 10:
[72:23] A bit less calories, no alcohol.

Speaker 11:
[72:25] I think we were trying to be creative, and I think it's worked well.

Speaker 18:
[72:28] How long do you plan on keeping these around for the whole playoffs?

Speaker 15:
[72:31] Absolutely, yes.

Speaker 10:
[72:32] So this is our good luck charm for the Sabres playoff week. So we hope that we can make a lot of these.

Speaker 18:
[72:39] Each Sabre is $21.99. Damn, fool!

Speaker 3:
[72:41] It's just bread.

Speaker 10:
[72:42] It's very popular.

Speaker 1:
[72:43] Everything is expensive now.

Speaker 3:
[72:44] I put the number to the bakery on your screen now.

Speaker 19:
[72:47] It's a baguette, bitch!

Speaker 1:
[72:49] Yep.

Speaker 14:
[72:49] $22 for a baguette?

Speaker 1:
[72:51] Suck it! No, that's it.

Speaker 8:
[72:57] Yeah, that's way overpriced.

Speaker 1:
[72:58] Get out of town with your sesame seed dick bread. How much is bread actually going for right now? Like, can you get a baguette for like $2.99, $3.99? I didn't know. That's pretty big. Maybe.

Speaker 8:
[73:12] Six bucks? That's a big baguette. Yeah, it'd be like half that normally, right?

Speaker 1:
[73:17] This isn't how much prices have jumped.

Speaker 21:
[73:19] That's insane.

Speaker 8:
[73:21] That is insane.

Speaker 18:
[73:22] Get out of here. I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1:
[73:24] You're trying to capitalize, right?

Speaker 15:
[73:28] So you...

Speaker 8:
[73:28] Yeah, you do all that.

Speaker 15:
[73:29] You do it all. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[73:31] If you want to see what this dick bread looks like for yourself, you can go check it out at daveandchuckthefreak.com. We put a link to it there.

Speaker 5:
[73:37] It's the overpriced wiener bread.

Speaker 1:
[73:40] Their series, by the way, the Sabre series with the Boston Bruins is tied at one. Game three goes tonight.

Speaker 18:
[73:46] Yeah.

Speaker 15:
[73:48] Get your dick Sabres. Head on down there.

Speaker 18:
[73:50] It's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[73:51] That Sabre beer funnel...

Speaker 18:
[73:55] Yeah...

Speaker 1:
[73:55] .looks quite messy. Well, I think that's just a maniac. That's just a Sabre maniac. I mean, it's Buffalo, dude. It's Buffalo, man.

Speaker 2:
[74:07] What do you think?

Speaker 1:
[74:08] Of course they're gonna pour it all over themselves.

Speaker 3:
[74:10] Terrible screenshot.

Speaker 2:
[74:12] Right after that, he's gonna eat his dick bread.

Speaker 1:
[74:17] First, I'll get my beer facial and then I'll eat my dick bread. That's it. Sabres!

Speaker 13:
[74:21] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[74:23] Perfect. Just waiting for the Bills season to start.

Speaker 1:
[74:25] Yeah. Well, speaking of the Bills, Josh Allen, quarterback, underwent the knife in January to remove a piece of bone from his right foot, having suffered the injury following a hit from Brown star Miles Garrett in December. And while he told reporters this week that he's feeling good, he said he was a little disappointed that he did not leave the surgery with a keepsake. He said that piece of bone was just floating there, so they went in, took it out, kind of like a small rock. They wrapped it up and threw it away, but I told them I wanted to keep it. He said, maybe it's still floating out there on the black market or something, but I'd like it.

Speaker 5:
[75:04] No, it's gone.

Speaker 1:
[75:06] I put it in medical waste. Yeah, no, then you don't want to fish through that. Oh God.

Speaker 5:
[75:13] Yeah, no.

Speaker 1:
[75:14] Allen did not miss any games following his foot injury in week 16, but Buffalo season ended in the divisional round against Denver, as the star passer committed four turn- turnovers in the heartbreaking overtime loss. Yeah, so I guess they don't give you stuff from your search.

Speaker 5:
[75:34] I don't think they do.

Speaker 1:
[75:35] Even if it, I mean, it's yours. I know. I think it all depends.

Speaker 5:
[75:39] Like maybe there's some willy nilly places that you could go to and maybe get some stuff.

Speaker 1:
[75:44] Like haven't we heard of? I thought people had stuff in jars and stuff. Yeah, I mean, I definitely got my stuff. But it just depends what it is. Maybe like maybe bones. They don't have they ever given anyone like their leg that they amputated or anything?

Speaker 21:
[76:00] Why would you want a leg?

Speaker 1:
[76:01] I don't know. You don't want to let it go. What are you going to let it dry out like jerky? I don't know that or freeze it.

Speaker 19:
[76:07] I want my life, Homer.

Speaker 3:
[76:09] I was disappointed. He wanted it in a jar.

Speaker 1:
[76:12] I mean, you would have had a big Mason jar.

Speaker 19:
[76:14] I know.

Speaker 3:
[76:15] But how cool. It was a part of me. It was mine. He grew it.

Speaker 1:
[76:20] You did grow it like a baby, your child. You miss that?

Speaker 3:
[76:23] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[76:24] Yeah, you do?

Speaker 3:
[76:24] I touch my side constantly and I'm like, where is it? Where's my boy? The lump is gone.

Speaker 1:
[76:31] Where's my boy?

Speaker 3:
[76:32] It's gone. I'm just like a normal guy now. Well, let's not go crazy. I can't show people my tennis ball side.

Speaker 7:
[76:39] I've lost my son.

Speaker 5:
[76:41] I think I was thinking Daniel Day Lewis too. He'll be blood.

Speaker 7:
[76:45] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[76:45] I'm a man of my child.

Speaker 7:
[76:46] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[76:49] Can you ask her body parts after surgery? If Josh Allen can't get it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Mind you, it might be so high profile that they're like. Yes, patients can legally request to keep body parts such as limbs, tissues, or organs removed during surgery, often for cultural, religious, or personal reasons.

Speaker 7:
[77:07] Well, right.

Speaker 3:
[77:08] It's mine.

Speaker 1:
[77:08] Well, yeah, like if you believed for some reason, like that when you died, you needed all your parts.

Speaker 3:
[77:17] I mean, the whole leg that was amputated seemed wild.

Speaker 1:
[77:20] I don't know where you put it.

Speaker 7:
[77:21] You got to get one of those.

Speaker 1:
[77:22] Ryan suggested to make a cool leg lamp out of it. Oh, geez. I don't know why Ryan's mic was off here, but it is.

Speaker 5:
[77:28] Ryan, if you need to talk, you can now.

Speaker 1:
[77:30] A leg lamp. That was great. I'm glad we got you on there for that.

Speaker 5:
[77:36] I feel more fulfilled.

Speaker 1:
[77:37] Yeah, I do too. Thank you.

Speaker 8:
[77:39] I get to hear him say it himself.

Speaker 1:
[77:40] I like it. Human leg lamp.

Speaker 5:
[77:42] I think I can go home now. Yeah, I've got it all.

Speaker 1:
[77:46] They say they can often accommodate requests if the item is not infectious and if the patient signs a liability waiver. Maybe you had an infectious ball.

Speaker 3:
[77:53] Well, they're sending it off for testing, so that's why they can't give me a piece because what if it was a cancer piece?

Speaker 1:
[77:59] But they don't send the whole thing, right? They just give it a little scoop and send it.

Speaker 3:
[78:03] I don't know. I think they send the whole thing.

Speaker 1:
[78:05] Someone said, I got the section of eye lens that they took out when I had my vision corrected.

Speaker 8:
[78:13] I think it depends. It depends on the hospital.

Speaker 1:
[78:15] I also think maybe Josh Allen just said something to try and be funny.

Speaker 8:
[78:18] He didn't really want the bone.

Speaker 9:
[78:20] He didn't really want the bone.

Speaker 1:
[78:22] If he really wanted the bone, he could have signed something and got the bone. Moving on to Celebrity Dirt. A New York judge has dismissed Sean Diddy Combs' $100 million defamation lawsuit against NBC and Peacock over their 2025 documentary, The Making of a Bad Boy. The judge ruled the documentary showed carefully curated and nuanced approaches rather than grossly irresponsible journalism that Sean Combs was accusing them of. Combs sued saying that the film falsely suggested he caused the deaths of notorious BIG., Heavy D and others. The judge called Combs somewhat libel proof due to his federal prosecution conviction and civil cases, stating that there is really little way he could do additional damage to his reputation. I'm glad these lawsuits are getting out of hand. You can't say anything about anyone. Well I think a lot of times you just say you're going to sue someone for $100 million and hope that like whatever they're talking about, they just decide it's not worth them to have it out there. There are celebrities that have done this for a long time, Tom Cruise. Right. That will just threaten to sue you and then at the last second pull it back. Well Blake Lively, how much do you think she's claiming this whole lawsuit craziness with Justin Baldoni has cost her? 1.8 billion dollars.

Speaker 8:
[80:00] 100 million.

Speaker 1:
[80:02] She says, she believes, the whole attack on her has cost her 3 million dollars.

Speaker 15:
[80:10] Okay, well, oh sorry, no, not three.

Speaker 1:
[80:12] 300 million. Oh, okay.

Speaker 8:
[80:14] 100 million was my guess.

Speaker 1:
[80:17] 300 million dollars. She claims their alleged mean girl smear campaign has cost her 300 million and lost profits and potential income. Well, I will say that. I mean, I think that jobs will be harder to find.

Speaker 8:
[80:33] How much was she getting paid?

Speaker 9:
[80:35] I don't know.

Speaker 8:
[80:36] Without her husband.

Speaker 9:
[80:37] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[80:38] She claims she suffered a significant financial toll in the amount of approximately 36 to 40 million due to his alleged use of the retaliatory phrases, tone deaf, bully and mean girl in his efforts to damage her reputation. Citing her expert, a professor of marketing, she claims that it cost her an amount calculated at over 24 million just in relation to that movie. But in total loss income for future projects, they estimate it to be over 300 million. So what does that person do? That person extrapolates that the next movie that you're going to be in, you were like an Oscar winner, and you then make this much per... You know what I mean? And she claims that her companies, Betty Booze and Blake Brown suffered losses ranging from 40 million to 143 million in profits due to the legal battle. I've never heard of them.

Speaker 17:
[81:35] No.

Speaker 1:
[81:36] I've never heard of Betty Booze. I got all my booze from Betty Booze.

Speaker 17:
[81:42] Oh, wow.

Speaker 1:
[81:42] From Blake Lively, Betty Booze is a refreshing line of ready to drink cocktails. So obviously her and her husband, he's like, I got a gin, we might as well get you a booze. Yes, of course. Oh man, start a booze, get a booze. I mean, the problem with a booze is no one... There is a chance no one will buy it. Blake Brown by Blake Lively is where you'll discover shampoo's hair mass and hair styling solutions.

Speaker 8:
[82:06] She only makes like up to 3 million a picture, 1.75 to 3.

Speaker 1:
[82:12] Oh yeah. So that's what I'm saying though, but like you hire an expert, the expert comes in and says, well, what if she got really good? And it was all of a sudden she was making 20 million.

Speaker 8:
[82:24] She's reaching.

Speaker 1:
[82:25] You know? Yeah. Just trying to get as much, cause the original lawsuit was for 161 million. Now she's upped it looking for over 300 million. Right. While a judge presiding over their case threw out 10 of Lively's 13 claims, the pair are set to go to trial over the three remaining claims, breach of contract, retaliation and aiding and abetting in retaliation. That trial starts May 18th and we can't wait. So crazy. The next big Hollywood trial should be interesting. Pete Davidson has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and endured a lot of pain getting rid of unwanted tattoos. Like look at his arm now. It was fully covered before. But yet he just got a new one. He got his daughter's name tattooed on the side of his ear. Well, you know, I mean, that's the kind of thing I could see.

Speaker 8:
[83:18] You understand it.

Speaker 17:
[83:19] Right.

Speaker 1:
[83:20] You know. Pete and his girlfriend welcomed Scotty last December. He started getting his tattoos removed in 2021. So far he's already had 200 of them burned off.

Speaker 17:
[83:30] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[83:31] He said, I don't think there's anything wrong with tattoos, obviously. But mine, when I look at them, I remember a different person, a sad person that was very unsure of himself. It was time for that to go, he said. Yeah, man. I mean, it's just wild. It's, you know, it hurt a lot. Oh, yeah. I'm sure it hurt a lot. He just looks like ass with those tattoos. They look so ridiculous. I just they all meant a comical like something, you know, like, I guess. The problem with that is like, I feel like they meant something for about 10 minutes and you put it on yourself drug problem. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[84:10] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[84:12] Don't do drugs and tattoos. No, it's, it's a wild choice. It's a, it's a bad combination.

Speaker 8:
[84:18] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[84:19] Someone online posted pictures of 16 children of famous people wondering, do these Nepo babies deserve their success or not? Okay. They are Lily Rose Depp, the daughter of Johnny Depp.

Speaker 8:
[84:41] Is she just, is she acting?

Speaker 1:
[84:43] What is she doing?

Speaker 2:
[84:45] I don't know.

Speaker 8:
[84:46] I know her mom's a model.

Speaker 1:
[84:47] Yeah, that's the way I'm not going to know any of these kids. Yeah, she's acting. She was in Nosferatu.

Speaker 5:
[84:55] I never watched that.

Speaker 9:
[84:56] She was in Tusk.

Speaker 3:
[84:59] Oh, yeah, that was the one where they turned a person into a walrus. Yes.

Speaker 8:
[85:04] No, I don't know much about her. She's not doing a lot.

Speaker 1:
[85:07] She must have been like a little child. When she was in Tusk? Yeah, she's only 26 now.

Speaker 8:
[85:17] I don't know. Maybe the younger generation knows who she is more than we do.

Speaker 1:
[85:21] Ray Nicholson, son of Jack Nicholson. Does he deserve his success? I've never heard of him.

Speaker 8:
[85:26] Well, he was in something recently.

Speaker 1:
[85:30] Borderline, Nova King. He looks kind of wild, though.

Speaker 8:
[85:33] Smile 2. That's what it was.

Speaker 1:
[85:35] Oh, well, he does have that smile.

Speaker 8:
[85:37] Yeah. I didn't see him in that. I don't have seen him in anything, so I don't know. It's got some big shoes to fill, though, with his dad's, all of his dad's projects.

Speaker 1:
[85:49] I think we can agree three and four, Bill and Alexander Skarsgard, the sons of Stellan Skarsgard.

Speaker 15:
[85:56] Sure.

Speaker 1:
[85:57] They're pretty decent actors.

Speaker 15:
[86:00] Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[86:01] Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1:
[86:04] Jack Quaid is the son of Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan.

Speaker 3:
[86:10] And the boys is Hugh and the boys.

Speaker 5:
[86:13] Yeah, I think he's all he sees.

Speaker 1:
[86:15] Okay. Yeah, he's all right. He's okay.

Speaker 5:
[86:20] He also voices one of the that Star Trek cartoon. Does a great job on that. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:
[86:24] Here we go. Yeah, maybe he's not okay. He's John David Washington is Denzel's son.

Speaker 5:
[86:35] Oh, man, this is crazy.

Speaker 6:
[86:37] We got to look at every single thing.

Speaker 1:
[86:39] No idea.

Speaker 5:
[86:40] Nope.

Speaker 1:
[86:41] Okay. Do you know the guy from Tenet? Yeah, I don't know. He's the main guy. Oh, I don't know either. I never watched. Looks like he is. Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[86:49] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[86:52] Dakota Johnson. We know her.

Speaker 7:
[86:55] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[86:55] Daughter of Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

Speaker 7:
[86:58] Sure.

Speaker 15:
[86:58] Does she deserve her success?

Speaker 1:
[87:00] I think so. Do you think she's a good actress?

Speaker 5:
[87:03] I don't know about that.

Speaker 1:
[87:04] I mean, she's done. I think it's okay. That movie I watched, The Materialist, was such hot steaming poop.

Speaker 3:
[87:13] I don't think I've ever watched that.

Speaker 5:
[87:14] The 50 Shades.

Speaker 3:
[87:14] I never watched that.

Speaker 1:
[87:15] Madam Web, too, right? That was terrible, right?

Speaker 5:
[87:18] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[87:19] As I like to call it, Madam Web. So I don't know. Like to me, I just, you're obviously doing a lot of your own things. She was in, the only movie I think that I've liked her in was that one with, is it Peanut Butter?

Speaker 3:
[87:39] Peanut Butter Falcon, Peanut Butter Falcon style LeButh.

Speaker 15:
[87:41] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[87:42] I thought she was good at that. Zoe Kravitz is the daughter of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz. She was in the recent Batman movie. Thought she was pretty good. Louis Pullman is the son of Bill Pullman. And I think he's starring with his dad in the new Spaceballs movie playing his son. Oh. But he's been in Top Gun Maverick. He's been in Thunderbolts. Who was he in Top Gun Maverick? Who was he in Top Gun Maverick?

Speaker 13:
[88:13] Oh, he was Bob.

Speaker 1:
[88:14] He's Bob. All right. He's Bob. Now I know. Bob was kind of funny. You may know him as Bob. Bob was funny. Bob was funny. There.

Speaker 15:
[88:27] So does he deserve his success? Sure.

Speaker 1:
[88:31] He's Bob.

Speaker 24:
[88:32] He's Bob.

Speaker 15:
[88:34] And one more here.

Speaker 1:
[88:34] Wyatt Russell, who's the son of Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. Even though they have famous names, I don't know. I guess I just you just don't assume they're Nepo babies.

Speaker 24:
[88:46] Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[88:46] Some of these actresses or actors, they go by different names like Meryl Streep's daughter. She's been in quite a few things and she'll use different names. You don't even realize it's her daughter.

Speaker 1:
[88:57] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[88:57] Angelina Jolie and John Wayne.

Speaker 8:
[88:59] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[89:02] The only thing I'll say is everyone in Hollywood, they know. They know. So they end up getting roles because of who their parents are. And we all know that.

Speaker 5:
[89:16] Like Nicolas Cage, the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

Speaker 1:
[89:19] Right. And I think that helped. And, you know, I mean, that's the thing. We don't know, maybe. But Hollywood knows. Hollywood knows. Well, we talked briefly about this yesterday. There was one horrible review of the new Michael Jackson movie. Will more critics have seen it now? And they're all on board. Okay, it sucks balls. Yeah. Rotten Tomatoes, the film currently holding a 36% fresh rating among critics. A couple other reviews here goes down easily as the soft drink Jackson was pushing. It's smooth, bubbly, but nothing to it. So that's it. It is basically the story of the Pepsi. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[90:04] Pepsi Fire.

Speaker 1:
[90:05] Swayed in glitter and flash, it does what it sets out to do. Do not expect to learn anything new or really enjoy it.

Speaker 5:
[90:14] No.

Speaker 1:
[90:14] It'll be like the story of the moonwalk. That's it. They say the only entertaining moments really are when Jafar Jackson replicates some of his uncle's most iconic performances.

Speaker 5:
[90:24] The moonwalk. Yep.

Speaker 1:
[90:27] The thriller music video.

Speaker 5:
[90:31] Beat it.

Speaker 1:
[90:32] And then the movie's done. It gets burned and then the movie's done.

Speaker 5:
[90:37] Right?

Speaker 1:
[90:39] Sounds like it. Yeah. I mean, I don't need to see it. None of us do. We've been talking about this for a while. The streaming situation is out of control and a lot of people are on the same page. The streamflation is causing a lot more people now to cut the cord with streaming and change their subscription habits. Here's the story from NBC 10.

Speaker 16:
[91:02] Prices for streaming services are rising, sometimes multiple times a year. NBC 10 Responds found the cost of subscriptions jumped by more than 13% in the last 12 months. That's according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Another report from accounting firm Deloitte shows the average household spends $69 a month on streaming.

Speaker 25:
[91:25] Consumers are now taking a more active role in terms of how they're managing their streaming costs.

Speaker 16:
[91:30] Stephanie Dolan is with Deloitte. She says as costs rise, viewers are getting strategic.

Speaker 25:
[91:37] When it comes to ad-supported tiers, so our data shows us that 68% of consumers are subscribed to at least one ad-supported tier, which is typically lower cost than the ad-free tiers and that helps to manage some of those costs.

Speaker 16:
[91:52] Other ways to save could include rotating subscriptions rather than having multiple plans at the same time. Bundling plans can also save money, but if a streaming service increases its price even slightly, it may push consumers away.

Speaker 25:
[92:07] What our research tells us is that 61% of consumers would actually cancel the service over just a $5 increase.

Speaker 16:
[92:17] So once you have identified the plans you want to cut from your budget, find out what the cancellation process is. It is not the same for every service. You can also audit what you actually watch. Most people pay for at least one service they barely use. You can also share plans within the rules. Some services still allow household sharing even as they crack down on password sharing.

Speaker 1:
[92:41] Yeah, I don't know. I think they're going to find out the exact number. You know, like they're good. That's every single place is and it's different for all of them. But like Apple TV will figure out what is the exact price before we're not really gaining any new subs. Like Netflix has got to be here, right?

Speaker 8:
[93:04] They just raised it again.

Speaker 1:
[93:06] 27 bucks now for the non for the premium plan. Yeah, like 27 bucks. And when you had cable and you wanted a whole bunch, you could get a slew of extra channels for something like that.

Speaker 8:
[93:18] And when did it? What did it start out at? Wasn't $9.99? It was so cheap.

Speaker 5:
[93:22] It was like $8.99, I think. Yeah.

Speaker 18:
[93:23] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[93:24] Now we're all the way here.

Speaker 18:
[93:26] Yeah, I don't know, man.

Speaker 1:
[93:28] And it just sucks sometimes. Right. Netflix is the one I would get rid of, I think, for me. I think people in my family watch it more. So that's why we keep it. But I find I hardly ever find anything I want to watch on Netflix.

Speaker 5:
[93:41] Right. Right. I am at the point where I canceled most of them. And then if there's something I want to watch, I'll sign up for a month, watch it. And I'm like, I'm done with this and I'll cancel it.

Speaker 1:
[93:51] Yeah, that's like discipline. Like, I feel like the problem is like I know myself, I don't want to be like canceling and signing up.

Speaker 5:
[93:59] And I just don't have the money. Like there's some show on Peacock that my wife watches that's going to start again. So we'll sign up for it when the show is done. Gone.

Speaker 1:
[94:07] Right.

Speaker 5:
[94:08] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[94:08] You got to wait. And the smart thing is if they don't release it every, you know, all at once.

Speaker 5:
[94:12] Right.

Speaker 1:
[94:13] Just wait until it's all released. Wait until it's fully released. Yeah. I feel like that's why Netflix is doing things like trying to get wrestling and you know what I mean? Because they want, they want you to have to watch every single week. They know there's a lot of us that have Netflix fatigue. They can't find anything. Yeah. But they'll they want you to have football games or wrestling matches. That is the big thing because it's like they don't want you to be able to do what Al is. What do you consider your streaming services though? Like, do you consider Amazon Prime streaming service? I mean, it comes with delivery. To me, it's a delivery service that I get some kind of weird Prime thing.

Speaker 8:
[94:55] As a bonus.

Speaker 5:
[94:57] Same here. My Apple TV is bundled in with my family, you know, like cloud storage and all that music and all that stuff. It's just bundled in.

Speaker 8:
[95:05] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[95:05] Oh yeah. I mean, God, I should probably look into that. I don't ever use Apple TV.

Speaker 5:
[95:12] They got some great shows, but if it wasn't bundled, I wouldn't pay for it.

Speaker 1:
[95:16] Right, right. Yeah. YouTube premium. You consider that a streamer? I think it is. I mean, I pay for it. I mean, that's the only one to me that's really worth it. Because you watch a lot.

Speaker 8:
[95:27] Yeah. Oh, like the ad-free? To not see an ad. Like YouTube TV or whatever.

Speaker 1:
[95:32] To not see an ad.

Speaker 3:
[95:34] I just live with ads.

Speaker 1:
[95:36] Oh my God. I can't like, people will show, try to show me something. They're like, dude, did you see this? I'm like, what? Let me see. And then it's like, I'm like, oh my God, how many are we sitting through here?

Speaker 3:
[95:50] I'm cheapskating.

Speaker 1:
[95:51] I get it.

Speaker 3:
[95:52] I just can't do it. I refuse to pay you more money.

Speaker 1:
[95:55] We appreciate ads that keep us all going.

Speaker 13:
[95:58] You get the money.

Speaker 1:
[95:59] You get the money. You still get money from me that I pay. You get a percentage. There is a, you do not lose money by people signing up for that. But when you don't have, when you other devices don't have ads or other streamers and then like say I turn on Prime and I'm not paying for the non ad version of Prime because I barely use it and then I got to sit through two minutes of commercials or two and a half minutes or one time it was four minutes off the top before you could even watch it.

Speaker 8:
[96:27] No, I'd rather have though.

Speaker 1:
[96:28] Give me four minutes off the top. I think that I'll go take a deuce a couple of times through it too.

Speaker 3:
[96:33] But at least you can skip, you know, you can't skip.

Speaker 8:
[96:36] You can't skip.

Speaker 3:
[96:37] YouTube you can skip.

Speaker 1:
[96:38] I know not on Prime. You have to watch it. Yeah, you have to watch. The pop-ups tell you to click here for toilet paper, click here for Disney.

Speaker 3:
[96:45] I haven't watched Prime this whole time. I've never seen the ads that show up in it.

Speaker 1:
[96:50] It's just crazy because we called this, we called this so, so long ago. Yes, of course. You knew that's how it was gonna go down. But at the same time, you know, like I had an incredible package, you know what I mean? That's the only time that's been said. And then, you know, I was like, the price of everything went up to the point where I broke, you know, I do stuff different ways. Yeah, different, different ways. We'll take a break when we come back. What trouble did a naked Florida man get up to? What did a woman find in her orange juice? What nasty things did three women do to a guy at his dirty 30 birthday party? And what's the Cinderella rule that perverts of the day and much more coming up when we come right back on Dave & Chuck the Freak?

Speaker 5:
[97:41] Previously on Dave & Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 1:
[97:44] So what's the worst sex advice someone has given you? Anonymous.

Speaker 19:
[97:47] Sex advice that my son gave me was that if you get pregnant women pee and spray it on the guy, it will cause them to have more sensations to like get excited.

Speaker 1:
[97:56] Oh my God. Where are you supposed to spray it? On his dung or just like all over his alone?

Speaker 19:
[98:01] He just like told me she just misted it around her bedroom. Misty pee.

Speaker 1:
[98:05] We call it a mother's mist.

Speaker 5:
[98:09] Oh, not a mother's mist.

Speaker 1:
[98:10] That's the commercial for that.

Speaker 5:
[98:23] Mother's mist.

Speaker 15:
[98:36] I love the whisper!

Speaker 9:
[98:37] It's Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 7:
[98:46] Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 1:
[98:48] At Dave and Chuck on X. Coming up on Dave & Chuck the Freak, what did a woman find in her orange juice? What hooker surprise did a guy find at a motel in Detroit? Oh, no. Guy celebrating his dirty 30, but three women got dirty with him, not in a good way. And perverts of the day, all coming up. We'll start with this.

Speaker 7:
[99:26] Man, Florida's effed up.

Speaker 1:
[99:30] Just another night in Florida. Nude man steals a car and steals from a gas station. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 17:
[99:37] Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1:
[99:39] Typical Florida night. Yeah. Ah, there's the nude man. Got another nude man here. Countless times.

Speaker 5:
[99:47] The night is over.

Speaker 1:
[99:48] He didn't start nude, but it definitely ended nude.

Speaker 7:
[99:51] Oh, wow.

Speaker 1:
[99:52] What went down? Let's get the story from Gulf Coast News. Come on, bud.

Speaker 7:
[99:56] Keep coming back.

Speaker 1:
[99:56] Hands on your head, partner. Keep him up there.

Speaker 15:
[99:58] Stop right there. Stop right there.

Speaker 20:
[100:00] Oh, wow. They put a little peach on his butt.

Speaker 2:
[100:02] Deputies found Carlos Santana naked.

Speaker 15:
[100:04] Carlos Santana?

Speaker 5:
[100:09] He's really falling from grace.

Speaker 11:
[100:11] Just like the ocean into the moon.

Speaker 15:
[100:13] Oh, no. Isn't that Carlos Santana? Yeah, I believe so.

Speaker 3:
[100:15] You're singing the Rob Town this part.

Speaker 1:
[100:16] Yes, the Rob Town. Does Carlos Santana sing in that song?

Speaker 3:
[100:19] He's a guitarist.

Speaker 5:
[100:20] He's a guitarist.

Speaker 13:
[100:21] So, how am I supposed to?

Speaker 20:
[100:23] Ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Speaker 2:
[100:26] You do the guitar?

Speaker 5:
[100:32] No, none of us know the words at all, because how could you?

Speaker 1:
[100:36] If you're not Spanish. Oh no, Carlos Santana. Gone wrong.

Speaker 7:
[100:41] Yeah, this is a different one.

Speaker 15:
[100:42] This is not that Carlos Santana.

Speaker 1:
[100:45] He's still alive, right? Oh, you're asking a risky yes. I'm going to go out and say yes.

Speaker 5:
[100:53] What could I be wrong? Yes.

Speaker 1:
[100:57] Yes, 78. Please don't let him die anytime soon, please.

Speaker 5:
[101:00] Oh, wow.

Speaker 1:
[101:01] Please, because then it's on me.

Speaker 8:
[101:03] Well, it's just a story with the same name.

Speaker 9:
[101:06] That's it.

Speaker 8:
[101:06] There's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 9:
[101:08] No.

Speaker 5:
[101:09] But then he was like, is he dead?

Speaker 1:
[101:12] Is he dead? Well, it's like question if he's dead.

Speaker 15:
[101:14] So he better not.

Speaker 1:
[101:15] Carlos Santana, you stay with us. Live on. Maria, Maria, something like that.

Speaker 3:
[101:21] I don't know.

Speaker 15:
[101:21] Whatever his songs are.

Speaker 1:
[101:22] Oya Como Va.

Speaker 3:
[101:24] Yeah, I know that. It's a jam. Yep.

Speaker 1:
[101:26] A little black magic woman, whatever you want. Anyway, back to this fake Carlos Santana. Here's the story.

Speaker 11:
[101:32] Go into the breaking news. He looked into this story and found out that something happened before both of those videos that really has Santana in trouble.

Speaker 19:
[101:42] I'm taking all this stuff.

Speaker 15:
[101:43] I had time for it.

Speaker 19:
[101:45] It's what?

Speaker 15:
[101:45] I had time for it.

Speaker 19:
[101:46] I did it all.

Speaker 11:
[101:47] Calm, casual and openly admitting he's about to steal.

Speaker 15:
[101:51] You're joking, Harry.

Speaker 11:
[101:53] Seconds later, you see the man wearing a blue and white hoodie and tan pants walking out of the Circle K near San Carlos Boulevard and Whitewater Court early Tuesday morning.

Speaker 10:
[102:04] I can't believe he even walked out without me.

Speaker 11:
[102:06] Deputies say he stole a can of four loco and four packs of cigarettes like these all worth under $50. But what they found out next turned a simple theft to a felony case. Investigators say the suspect, Carlos Javier Santana, broke into an apartment earlier at the Cascades at Clear Lake Community. While a mother and her children were inside sleeping, he stole her keys and took off in her SUV.

Speaker 19:
[102:34] He grabbed the stuff and then just starts walking out.

Speaker 16:
[102:35] He's like, I'm not paying for this.

Speaker 11:
[102:37] Santana was caught getting away in this black Chevy Traverse he stole. Hours later, deputies tracked Santana to this abandoned home on Church Street in Fort Myers. A K9 unit moves in and finds Santana naked.

Speaker 15:
[102:56] Stop right there. Do not move.

Speaker 11:
[102:59] While deputies say the victim locked her doors and Santana forced his way in, neighbors say cases like this are a reminder to stay alert.

Speaker 17:
[103:08] Hide your keys. That would definitely be a good idea. Lock your doors for sure. If you got strong people around the house, maybe have their bedroom closest to the door.

Speaker 11:
[103:18] Santana now faces charges including burglary and grand theft auto for his 18th arrest, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office. Reporting in Fort Myers, I'm Edward Franco, Gulf Coast News.

Speaker 1:
[103:30] Mosberg, that's what you have and...

Speaker 8:
[103:33] He just steals everything.

Speaker 11:
[103:34] Yep.

Speaker 8:
[103:35] Cars, homes, gas station goods.

Speaker 3:
[103:40] He's going to wait to get naked, drink some Four Locals, smoke some cigs.

Speaker 1:
[103:44] I think he's stolen some Ozempic too. Look at his old mug shots.

Speaker 11:
[103:47] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[103:48] Well, you're living on the street. I think you will lose some weight on the street.

Speaker 3:
[103:51] Not as much food. Does he have hair or is it tattoos now? I thought it was tattoos, but I think he lost his head. A nice, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[104:00] If you go from like a full head of hair like that to losing it, he must just shave it now.

Speaker 3:
[104:07] Right.

Speaker 1:
[104:07] I mean, you can't have hair like that.

Speaker 5:
[104:12] It's thick.

Speaker 1:
[104:14] I'd love that luxurious hair. You would.

Speaker 5:
[104:17] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[104:17] A Latino man's luxurious hair.

Speaker 22:
[104:19] I would take it right now.

Speaker 1:
[104:21] Chuck's going to get a Latino hair transplant.

Speaker 19:
[104:23] Carlos Santana's hair.

Speaker 8:
[104:24] The hair of Carlos Santana.

Speaker 1:
[104:28] I don't know. It's hard to tell if he. Yeah, I think he has some tattoos that are mixed in with his actual. So like if you let your hair grow and the parts that didn't fill in, you filled it in with tattoos.

Speaker 3:
[104:39] Not a bad idea.

Speaker 1:
[104:40] Have you seen the guys that do that or they tattoo what looks like hair?

Speaker 3:
[104:45] They tattoo hair.

Speaker 1:
[104:46] They tattoo what looks like you have shaved your head and it has like, you know, it's just starting to grow in. Unfortunately, it isn't.

Speaker 3:
[105:02] It'd be crazy for the only part of my body to be tattooed. To be tattooed in the head.

Speaker 1:
[105:07] I mean, I do think that it could look better, but then you still could go Bozo the Clown. So, here's a guy who's concealing his bald spot with a tattoo. Yeah.

Speaker 15:
[105:17] Alright, so I just want to take a second here to show you we made some great progress with...

Speaker 1:
[105:21] Is he... So, they're not done yet. Oh, so like you shave your head, right? Yes, and then they just... And then they make it look like you have hairs there. Yeah, they just put in like what looks like... They put in little fake hair dots. Yes.

Speaker 3:
[105:32] I need a lot.

Speaker 1:
[105:35] Just about everyone who's getting this done needs a lot. But that's what it is.

Speaker 3:
[105:39] This guy's not bad. I got nothing. I have an island and then it's nothing.

Speaker 1:
[105:44] Look, he's got all this stuff in here.

Speaker 11:
[105:46] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[105:47] You can see where it's red, right? Now look at it.

Speaker 11:
[105:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[105:51] No, I mean, it's an idea. It's just the whole thing to me is... I've seen some where the guys really screw the hairline up and it's like, oh, no, no, that's not a good hairline.

Speaker 3:
[106:08] I almost hennaed my head. Hennaed? Yeah. I was at a wedding, a Bangladeshi wedding and this other... Jesse's friend is bald and he got a full head henna tattoo. And I was like, no, I can't do it. It's going to be there for so long.

Speaker 1:
[106:23] Oh my God. Days and days to go away.

Speaker 3:
[106:26] His head was all henna.

Speaker 8:
[106:28] You're going to come in to work like that?

Speaker 19:
[106:29] Like, bam, bam, bang, bang, bang.

Speaker 8:
[106:33] Right?

Speaker 3:
[106:33] I need an elephant to ride.

Speaker 9:
[106:35] Oh my God.

Speaker 8:
[106:37] What a weekend you had.

Speaker 1:
[106:39] Amber's cousin could have done it for you. Stella loves that stuff.

Speaker 5:
[106:42] She's always done up. She's always got stuff going on.

Speaker 1:
[106:45] That's how I know she's going to be covered in tattoos. Still has hair. And he just did some tattoos in the front. If you want to see more of this dude, this crazy Florida man, go check him out at daveandchuckthefreak.com. Also, while you're there, check out our mugshot of the day. This, amazingly, is an Emmy-winning journalist working at an Oklahoma City TV station. And when I saw his mugshot, I'm like, who in the F would have hired that guy? He's incredible. He must be incredible. You will not believe it. Is he possibly just the cameraman? He is a journalist. Right. 40-year-old Daryl Lee Venostran, a photojournalist at KWTV, also known as News 9, photojournalist, was taken into custody. Yeah. Can you guess what the photojournalist did? He photojournalist some naked chicks or guys. He used photo or video equipment in a private manner in a private place. He's not been formally charged with any wrongdoing, but court documents detail how he hid two work cameras inside the dressing rooms of the TV station. Oh, yeah. Those cameras were later found to be recording, and they found images from the videos on his personal cell phone. That's wild because he could have like their famous quotes, famous news, news, news, news, famous news, news. Yeah, I got a couple of famous news, nudes I'd like to see.

Speaker 2:
[108:25] Oh, wow. Holy cow.

Speaker 1:
[108:28] Oh, my God. Bill Bonds, Bill Bonds, 100 percent.

Speaker 7:
[108:34] Good old Bill Bonds.

Speaker 1:
[108:36] OK, but I'm just saying, if this guy walked in, so he does appear on camera, he's like records his stuff, but he does. He's on camera, too. If he walked in for a job as a TV reporter, what do you hire this guy?

Speaker 19:
[108:47] He's not on TV.

Speaker 1:
[108:48] Oh, he's not.

Speaker 3:
[108:49] No, he's the cameraman.

Speaker 8:
[108:50] He's the cameraman.

Speaker 1:
[108:51] He's the cameraman. But he look even still.

Speaker 8:
[108:54] But even still. You can't hire him.

Speaker 1:
[108:56] No, he looks like he's in a militia group. He looks terrifying. Yeah, he's planning for the end of Dave. He's terrifying. Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[109:06] He hasn't showered in days, weeks.

Speaker 5:
[109:09] No, he doesn't need a shower, at least.

Speaker 1:
[109:11] Not when you're planning for the end. You know, I bet he can quote a lot of different things from books. Oh yeah, he's nuts. He is nuts. Please go check out his mugshot of the day at daveandchuckthefreak.com. The images depict the same dressing rooms from the same viewing angle with various male and female subjects in various states of undress. Am I?

Speaker 5:
[109:40] Am I getting nude?

Speaker 1:
[109:41] I'm not getting nude at the TV dressing room. Am I? Maybe down to my underwear or something? This all began last month. Hewlett-Perkins, I'd pay top dollar. Police got a call from Griffin Media saying that their janitorial staff found two hidden cameras in the dressing room at the news station. The 40 year old journalist appeared disheveled and bug-eyed as he was taken into custody this week. They believe he installed the hidden cameras in those dressing rooms. The cameras and the battery packs were mounted to Velcro strips underneath clothing racks in the room. The cameras had been active and had recorded multiple subjects who used the dressing rooms in the private areas. Police were ultimately able to identify a suspect by comparing the station's door scan logs with the time the cameras were accessed and repositioned. They found that he had been in the building even when he wasn't scheduled to work. Entered the building, stayed less than 45 minutes, the cameras were repositioned and then he left. Yeah, it's cool. I got some of that Velcro stuff and you can really stick it anywhere you want it. You can just put it right underneath somebody's work area, anywhere you want it, Dave. Trust me. Chuck. They made contact to him. Take a look under your desk right now. Contact my crotch cam?

Speaker 7:
[111:10] Dave's crotch cam.

Speaker 1:
[111:11] What?

Speaker 2:
[111:12] Streaming live at davescrotchcam.com.

Speaker 1:
[111:15] Okay, do not send anyone there.

Speaker 2:
[111:17] Amazing.

Speaker 1:
[111:17] That's insane. Oh God, Dave's crotch cam.

Speaker 5:
[111:21] I hope that doesn't exist in the world.

Speaker 1:
[111:22] I do do, but I kind of want it to. They made contact with the guy at the news station. He acknowledged he was aware of the hidden cameras and he had access to the devices. Yeah, I mean, you don't want the camera guy to go nuts. No, it looks like the camera guy has always been nuts.

Speaker 8:
[111:41] Yeah, I wonder how he has. Does he look like that all the time? His eyes like that?

Speaker 1:
[111:46] I don't know. I doubt it.

Speaker 3:
[111:48] I saw a story that he's known for his creepy look.

Speaker 20:
[111:50] Oh, what?

Speaker 1:
[111:53] Are you kidding me? No. So he's just always been creepy. Well, what town? Okay, let's see. Let's meet the news team to see who you want to see. Wow, he's not going to be there now.

Speaker 8:
[112:03] He won't be on the...

Speaker 1:
[112:04] Oh, no. He wants to see. Who do we want to see nude?

Speaker 15:
[112:07] Lacey, Alice in the Lace.

Speaker 3:
[112:09] Shelby Love. Shelby Love.

Speaker 1:
[112:11] Hands down.

Speaker 5:
[112:12] Lisa.

Speaker 1:
[112:14] Lisa, are you going Carl Torp or Colby Thelen?

Speaker 5:
[112:17] I want to see Carl and I want to see Colby.

Speaker 8:
[112:19] They can keep their clothes on.

Speaker 5:
[112:20] I also want to see David. Megan.

Speaker 1:
[112:22] And I want to see Andrew. What about Mason? Oh, Mason.

Speaker 5:
[112:26] Huge.

Speaker 1:
[112:27] Oh, Jed. Jed is packing heat. Jed. Jed Castles with the Weather Team. Oh, some Emery. Emery there.

Speaker 18:
[112:38] Oh, look at Cal.

Speaker 2:
[112:40] Oh, Cal, yeah.

Speaker 8:
[112:43] Yeah, okay. Sure.

Speaker 5:
[112:44] We'll take that one. We'll take the other one there.

Speaker 8:
[112:47] Oh, you want to see Mike Glover for sure.

Speaker 5:
[112:49] Oh, my God.

Speaker 13:
[112:50] He's probably back into me.

Speaker 1:
[112:51] Oh, my God.

Speaker 5:
[112:52] Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[112:53] That's right.

Speaker 6:
[112:55] That's right.

Speaker 1:
[112:56] Oh, I'll take some Ethan Wright. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:
[113:00] Oh, here we are.

Speaker 1:
[113:03] What about the sports team? What about a little Chris Williams?

Speaker 15:
[113:05] Lise, you want a little Chris Williams in you?

Speaker 1:
[113:07] Oh, boy, he looks like Chris Williams.

Speaker 3:
[113:08] I mean, he has just started.

Speaker 1:
[113:11] Justin Woodard. They got some. No, they're fine. I mean, just like any.

Speaker 19:
[113:15] They got, they're fine.

Speaker 15:
[113:17] Attractive people there. Right.

Speaker 1:
[113:19] He must have been fascinated with some of them. What I wonder if what happens is that he runs around. You know, a lot of times they're, they're teamed up with people. So like he's like driving the van and then he has the camera and gets it set up. Does he have to work for people that were not the best to him? Oh, we're like rude to him. And then you snap in some kind of way, you know, kind of like how we treat Al, you know, where we're like, shut up, Al, get it, move on, Al.

Speaker 5:
[113:52] But what?

Speaker 1:
[113:53] So Al, Al put the crotch cam in there. Yeah, exactly. Eventually he'll snap and he'll record us.

Speaker 5:
[113:59] Oh, eventually he's coming close. Yeah, very soon.

Speaker 1:
[114:02] That's what I'm saying. We know it. Crotch cam. Crotch cam. No, I think he's aroused by some of these people. Oh, it's very possible. You know, wanted to see them in states of undress.

Speaker 15:
[114:15] Like Carl Torp.

Speaker 3:
[114:16] We'd make so much money on Dave's crotch cam.

Speaker 12:
[114:19] No, we would not.

Speaker 5:
[114:19] Yes, we would.

Speaker 12:
[114:20] It would be ridiculous.

Speaker 3:
[114:21] You know how much money people would pay to see Dave's crotch cam.

Speaker 5:
[114:23] Oh my God, yeah. There really is. Yep. That's enough.

Speaker 1:
[114:27] I will say this. So like, if you've ever talked about, to people about news, people that they've seen in real life, they always say like, oh, you think that person looks good on TV in real life, even even more incredible, you know, I've heard that several times. I've got my eye on mostly about Huel Perkins.

Speaker 7:
[114:51] Oh, I know.

Speaker 5:
[114:52] You got your eye on. This guy is a pervert.

Speaker 7:
[114:55] Yeah, he is.

Speaker 3:
[114:57] I've kept it under wraps.

Speaker 2:
[114:58] Hey, you know, how do you know?

Speaker 1:
[115:03] Information.

Speaker 17:
[115:04] It's been going for a long time.

Speaker 3:
[115:07] I'll tell you after I won't blow up his spot.

Speaker 1:
[115:10] Oh, wow.

Speaker 8:
[115:12] But how did you find out?

Speaker 17:
[115:14] You're dead to me.

Speaker 11:
[115:14] We've talked about it.

Speaker 1:
[115:16] Oh, I see.

Speaker 3:
[115:18] It was never explicitly stated, but just based on comments.

Speaker 17:
[115:21] Uh-huh.

Speaker 1:
[115:24] I see. Inappropriate, Jason.

Speaker 3:
[115:26] Is it?

Speaker 1:
[115:26] You broke my trust. Oh, he hasn't said anything. He said, I'll tell you later. No. Well, yes, he is going to tell us later. And I am going to bring... He never asked for my trust. I am going to post it on all of my social media. But man, I hope you get penetrated today. Oh, wow. Oh, I do it willingly.

Speaker 7:
[115:43] I'll send you a video. Hey, now that's too much.

Speaker 1:
[115:46] Now that's right.

Speaker 3:
[115:47] I gotcha.

Speaker 7:
[115:49] All right.

Speaker 1:
[115:50] Anyway, go check out this guy's mug shot.

Speaker 3:
[115:52] Don't get flustered. Yeah, it's fine. Starting to blush.

Speaker 1:
[115:55] Dave and Chuck. Yeah, very attractive dudes on these TV.

Speaker 3:
[116:00] He loves you too.

Speaker 1:
[116:03] All right. So another hooker gone wrong.

Speaker 5:
[116:06] No, don't put that out there in the world.

Speaker 1:
[116:09] Don't put that out there.

Speaker 16:
[116:10] Ding, ding, ding.

Speaker 1:
[116:11] I knew that.

Speaker 5:
[116:12] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[116:13] I did leave him a voicemail once by this time.

Speaker 5:
[116:15] That's true. My God, you did.

Speaker 11:
[116:16] Very weird voicemail.

Speaker 1:
[116:18] Very embarrassing.

Speaker 5:
[116:18] The guy knew it.

Speaker 1:
[116:21] The guy's a nutcase.

Speaker 5:
[116:22] Yeah, it's so true. We'll be taking pictures of Dave with his eyes wide open. We just can't leave him alone. No.

Speaker 1:
[116:30] All right, we haven't done this in a while, but a quick question for you. What's your hooker gone wrong story? Have you had a bad encounter with a lady or person of the night?

Speaker 7:
[116:41] Person of the night.

Speaker 1:
[116:43] If you have and want to chime in quickly, the Dave and Chuck lines are open. Speak to Stinky Ryan at 1-855-954-6969.

Speaker 5:
[116:50] That's really sticking, huh?

Speaker 1:
[116:55] 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 4-6969. Hooker gone wrong. How did it go wrong? Because this is a really hooker gone wrong story that happened down the street here. A meetup at a motel on 8 Mile turned chaotic when the victim realized the suspects were actually men dressed as women. Oh wow, they went all the way? Usually they don't go all the way.

Speaker 15:
[117:25] Hooker gone wrong.

Speaker 1:
[117:26] Oh no, they don't go all the way. They just let you open the door and they're like, Surprise! And then you're robbed.

Speaker 2:
[117:34] They don't...

Speaker 25:
[117:35] Hi, how are you?

Speaker 2:
[117:36] Oh, hi. Come on in.

Speaker 1:
[117:38] A meetup at this motel ended with a gun pulled, a jump from a second floor window, and a man seriously injured on 8 Mile in Detroit. It's actually right on the border of Oak Park and Detroit. Officers called about 10.30 at night. Not to this one. Down the street to the Embassy Motel, room 130. Victim told police he met two individuals earlier while working at a car wash and agreed to meet later for 200 bucks a pop in exchange for several sexual acts they had discussed. I'll need a BJ. Do you think that he knew? So I know that.

Speaker 24:
[118:24] I think that.

Speaker 1:
[118:26] Oh, you think that he...

Speaker 6:
[118:28] Oh, lady boy, lady boy.

Speaker 1:
[118:30] Everything is changing.

Speaker 8:
[118:31] Because how do you not know?

Speaker 1:
[118:32] Yeah, I think you know. The suspects picked him up about 8 p.m. and brought him to the motel. Inside the room, that's when the victim said he realized both were men dressed as women. Not who he believed. They demanded his money and blocked the door. I feel like it's probably endless and I don't know. But maybe you knew. But then they tried to rob you. So then you have to like come up with a reason why you're in the room with two guys. And it was about sex, right? One suspect pulled a silver handgun out of his purse and pointed it at him. Oh, told him not to move when he refused. The suspect jumped from a second floor window. The victim followed, trying to get his stuff back and broke his legs and feet. Oh, so one of the bad guys broke himself all up. Yes. No, no, no, no. Bad guy jumped out.

Speaker 13:
[119:34] The victim followed him.

Speaker 1:
[119:35] They both jumped, but the victim suffered broken legs and feet. No, I'm not jumping out of a window. The suspects ran, but one went back into the room to grab the victim's wallet, phone and about 110 bucks before fleeing. A silver jeep picked one up. The other ran. One suspect was later found near Eight Mile in Detroit. The second suspect was eventually arrested. They now both face charges. It's at this beautiful, gorgeous embassy motel.

Speaker 2:
[120:05] Oh, look at that.

Speaker 3:
[120:06] Where is this one?

Speaker 1:
[120:08] It's near. It's on near telegraph, I think.

Speaker 3:
[120:12] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[120:14] Beautiful.

Speaker 4:
[120:15] First run movies.

Speaker 1:
[120:16] They got HBO and TNT.

Speaker 5:
[120:18] Where's this car wash?

Speaker 20:
[120:20] There's gotta be a nearby car wash.

Speaker 3:
[120:23] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[120:24] It's gotta be a nearby car wash.

Speaker 9:
[120:26] Car wash, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[120:29] Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5:
[120:30] Hey, what are you fellas doing later? You want to meet up for some sexual activity?

Speaker 1:
[120:35] Do hookers go through a lot of car washes?

Speaker 3:
[120:37] I think they were just...

Speaker 5:
[120:42] I'm assuming that they were the ones that were working at the car wash. He's not the car wash guy, is he?

Speaker 1:
[120:49] Yeah, he worked at the car wash.

Speaker 5:
[120:51] Oh, he worked at the car wash.

Speaker 1:
[120:52] He's the car wash worker.

Speaker 5:
[120:53] Oh, okay. I thought you could go to the car wash.

Speaker 1:
[120:56] No, he met them.

Speaker 3:
[120:57] Have some fellas come back to your room.

Speaker 6:
[121:01] What up, boys?

Speaker 1:
[121:04] Oh, yeah, this is right.

Speaker 4:
[121:05] This is the way I come to work every day.

Speaker 3:
[121:07] Yeah. Just down the street from there. That's good to know.

Speaker 1:
[121:09] You can get some stuff.

Speaker 3:
[121:11] Get some stuff.

Speaker 4:
[121:11] Get some lady boys. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[121:13] Head in to work. Yeah, no, it's not. It's like five minutes away from her. I don't know if it's your car wash nearby. I'm sure there is. Maybe it's just not showing you.

Speaker 24:
[121:23] Yeah. You just let the lady men run with your stuff, right? Yeah. Now you got broken legs and feet.

Speaker 5:
[121:29] I'm not going to the cops if I'm... If I am not... If you guys don't know that I go see lady men.

Speaker 1:
[121:36] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What? What is Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash?

Speaker 8:
[121:44] I don't know.

Speaker 7:
[121:45] I put in a search for car wash and Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash came up.

Speaker 3:
[121:50] I think we just found it.

Speaker 20:
[121:52] I think we just found it.

Speaker 1:
[121:53] It's right down the street from that hotel.

Speaker 8:
[121:56] What's a hetero twink wash?

Speaker 19:
[121:58] Click on it.

Speaker 6:
[121:59] Click on it, Dave.

Speaker 5:
[122:00] Don't just... What?

Speaker 1:
[122:03] What is Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash?

Speaker 19:
[122:05] What?

Speaker 1:
[122:08] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[122:08] What's this guy's name? It just says the victim?

Speaker 1:
[122:12] Yeah. It doesn't list any names in the story.

Speaker 5:
[122:14] It doesn't say that it's Chris Sammy?

Speaker 9:
[122:19] What is a hetero twink wash?

Speaker 2:
[122:20] I think you know what it is.

Speaker 24:
[122:23] Don't go to images if you search that name. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[122:26] Okay.

Speaker 24:
[122:26] Just a warning.

Speaker 5:
[122:27] What does it say if you don't want your car?

Speaker 1:
[122:31] I think this is the place to go. The owner did an excellent job. These guys did a great job.

Speaker 19:
[122:36] They actually just wash cars.

Speaker 1:
[122:37] But why is it called hetero twink wash?

Speaker 19:
[122:39] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[122:40] What in the world is this?

Speaker 1:
[122:43] Great thing to see them employ young men to keep them off the streets.

Speaker 3:
[122:46] Oh.

Speaker 19:
[122:47] What?

Speaker 1:
[122:49] Is it male hookers washing cars dressed as lady boys?

Speaker 19:
[122:53] That wouldn't be...

Speaker 1:
[122:54] What?

Speaker 20:
[122:55] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[122:56] You gotta take your Subaru there right now. We gotta get a report.

Speaker 20:
[123:00] We...

Speaker 19:
[123:01] Get the Subaru, please.

Speaker 20:
[123:03] Give him, give him 12 bucks, Dave. No, we gotta call Ken. We gotta call Ken. He should go on the way. Ken has to go.

Speaker 19:
[123:16] Call him, please, right now. Call him right now. Get him on the phone and just ask him to do that.

Speaker 5:
[123:22] Call him right now.

Speaker 19:
[123:23] He won't do it, but I want to hear his reaction.

Speaker 1:
[123:26] Ken, we're gonna need you to stop at the hetero twink wash.

Speaker 5:
[123:29] No, I want to, too. I really want to confront him with this.

Speaker 20:
[123:34] I really do.

Speaker 5:
[123:35] I think that he should do it.

Speaker 1:
[123:37] What is that doing? How is that operating?

Speaker 20:
[123:39] I have no idea.

Speaker 5:
[123:40] I don't know, but you can start a business. You can call it whatever you want. I have never seen...

Speaker 1:
[123:47] Hetero twink wash?

Speaker 5:
[123:49] Hetero twink wash is a real place.

Speaker 1:
[123:53] Okay, Nick is with us. Nick, you've delivered to this place, this motel?

Speaker 7:
[124:00] I'm pretty certain that I have, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[124:02] And what, was it filled with hookers?

Speaker 7:
[124:06] It definitely wasn't the cleanest place I've ever been to. You know, it was one of those orders where it was like 1 a.m. I live nearby in Ferndale and it was like, all right, I'll grab this last minute order with a little Caesar's pizza and lemonade for that part. And I go up there and I can tell you, it's bricks of cigarettes in there. There was a guy sleeping on the couch in the lobby. And so I go up and you can hear people fighting and whatnot in the rooms, but I find the room, it was on the second floor, get down to the end and Kimonty is there, the guy that ordered it. He looked like Terry Crews. I mean, he was a big guy, athletically built, wearing a blonde wig and women's lingerie. And then there was just a little guy in the room there with him and yeah, I delivered.

Speaker 9:
[124:52] Terry Crews, the male hooker?

Speaker 7:
[124:55] Got out of there as fast as I could.

Speaker 6:
[124:57] Holy crap.

Speaker 1:
[124:58] You could have been taken, man.

Speaker 5:
[124:59] Oh my God, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[125:01] Terry Crews could have had your ass.

Speaker 20:
[125:03] Oh my God.

Speaker 7:
[125:05] And I don't know, getting pimped out there, wearing a wig and women's lingerie. Definitely now I would have planned my night.

Speaker 20:
[125:11] Holy crap. That could have been a setup, man.

Speaker 1:
[125:13] I mean. That could have been like, hey, because why did he go to the door like that? Send the little man.

Speaker 7:
[125:18] Yeah, I definitely had some questions out of that one, but it was funny when we started hearing this come up on the radio, a buddy of mine that I also door dashes that told him about this. And he messages me, he goes, Oh my God, I think they're talking about that motel that you deliver to up a mile.

Speaker 2:
[125:35] That is wild. That's wild.

Speaker 1:
[125:37] That's what they're known for. Like ladyboy hookers. I don't know. I guess.

Speaker 7:
[125:41] I don't know. I don't know. Thanks.

Speaker 5:
[125:43] I mean, it is wild to be in the full getup, but at the same time, so like even if we're going to rob people and you get hungry, you want that hot and ready. So it does make sense.

Speaker 1:
[125:55] Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash is right here.

Speaker 3:
[125:58] Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 5:
[126:00] Get.

Speaker 3:
[126:01] Let's go.

Speaker 19:
[126:01] Is that what it's really called?

Speaker 5:
[126:03] I mean, it says it.

Speaker 19:
[126:05] Is it just Chris and Sammy's car wash?

Speaker 5:
[126:08] It is. But why does it have? I don't know.

Speaker 19:
[126:10] Why is it called that?

Speaker 5:
[126:12] Can you just go in and change it?

Speaker 19:
[126:14] As a joke.

Speaker 5:
[126:17] Heterotwink wash. Do they know it's called that?

Speaker 1:
[126:22] I don't probably not.

Speaker 20:
[126:24] Call them.

Speaker 5:
[126:25] Call them, Dave.

Speaker 1:
[126:26] Closed, it says.

Speaker 5:
[126:28] What?

Speaker 1:
[126:28] And they don't have a phone number listed.

Speaker 5:
[126:30] Well, I don't know how you'd call a car wash.

Speaker 19:
[126:33] But I love that sweet van painted on the side.

Speaker 5:
[126:36] Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.

Speaker 3:
[126:38] That's where you go to get that clean.

Speaker 5:
[126:39] Oh, my God. I need some hetero twinks to really take care of my van if my van looks like that.

Speaker 1:
[126:46] But that means they're straight twinks, right?

Speaker 3:
[126:49] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[126:50] Hetero?

Speaker 3:
[126:51] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[126:52] But twink in itself.

Speaker 1:
[126:55] What's going on over there?

Speaker 24:
[126:56] Nothing.

Speaker 3:
[126:57] Oh, okay.

Speaker 4:
[126:57] I thought you'd found some stuff.

Speaker 24:
[126:58] No.

Speaker 1:
[126:58] You made your hand movements like that.

Speaker 24:
[127:00] No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:
[127:01] Okay. I don't know.

Speaker 24:
[127:04] I'm flabbergasted by hetero twinks.

Speaker 5:
[127:06] He's getting penetrated today.

Speaker 1:
[127:08] Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 4:
[127:09] I think they might do food too.

Speaker 1:
[127:11] I'm not. Sorry. I'm not buying food from hetero twink car wash.

Speaker 4:
[127:16] Mixed into the Google reviews. It says I ordered two 10 piece mixed nuggets and got nothing. I was very angry.

Speaker 5:
[127:24] Oh, yeah, right there.

Speaker 1:
[127:26] Oh, that's got to be in the wrong place.

Speaker 5:
[127:29] Oh, geez. But someone gave him a thumbs up.

Speaker 1:
[127:34] People like it there, though. A lot of good reviews.

Speaker 5:
[127:37] How in the world is it called Heterotwink Wash?

Speaker 24:
[127:42] Amphiru Thomas says, OK, do you want me to go to the Heterotwink Wash?

Speaker 2:
[127:47] I'll go right now.

Speaker 1:
[127:48] They're not open.

Speaker 24:
[127:49] I'll be right back.

Speaker 5:
[127:49] They're not open.

Speaker 1:
[127:51] I know you're dying to go. Oh, wait, maybe they just opened.

Speaker 19:
[127:56] What's the phone number?

Speaker 5:
[127:57] I want Ken to go so bad. Ken has got to go to the Heterotwink Wash. Send Ken to the car wash.

Speaker 1:
[128:05] Send him to Heterotwink Wash. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[128:07] I mean, it's literally, it's called that on many different. I wanna names, I wanna change everyone's name, if you can change people's names. Yes! I mean, like, you usually have to go through a big process.

Speaker 19:
[128:28] I bet they don't even know.

Speaker 9:
[128:30] How do they not know?

Speaker 24:
[128:33] What is, like, they can't know. What is a hetero twink?

Speaker 19:
[128:38] I don't know.

Speaker 9:
[128:39] It's a straight twink, twink meaning like a-

Speaker 24:
[128:43] Little skinny gay man.

Speaker 20:
[128:45] It's like an otter.

Speaker 5:
[128:46] We might have to take this to-

Speaker 24:
[128:48] Like an otter.

Speaker 2:
[128:49] GPT, right?

Speaker 24:
[128:50] An otter's hairy, a twink is not.

Speaker 4:
[128:52] What is a hetero-

Speaker 24:
[128:55] It's not going to tell you.

Speaker 1:
[128:57] Twink. Heterosexual man who fits a physical description of a twink, young looking, slender, slim build, lacking body or facial hair.

Speaker 5:
[129:06] So this is literally like it's sort of advertising that they have these straight men there.

Speaker 4:
[129:16] That skinny man here.

Speaker 24:
[129:17] That wash your car?

Speaker 5:
[129:18] That wash your car. And listen, listen, hold on. And then I get out of the car and there's two twinks wiping down my car, making sure it's dry. And I say, Hey boys, why don't we meet up a little later down the street? Down the street. And they say, yeah, baby.

Speaker 1:
[129:42] But you, and then they're dressed as women.

Speaker 5:
[129:46] I don't know what's going on until we get Ken down there.

Speaker 19:
[129:50] The guys at the car wash.

Speaker 5:
[129:52] They are?

Speaker 19:
[129:53] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[129:53] And when they showed up at the hotel, is, do they have a Facebook or an Instagram page? Who worked at the car wash?

Speaker 1:
[130:02] The victim worked at the car wash. The guy who arranged to meet up with the two women, okay, worked at the car wash.

Speaker 19:
[130:08] That theory's blonde.

Speaker 5:
[130:09] So it's different.

Speaker 19:
[130:10] We got it mixed up.

Speaker 24:
[130:11] So they came through the hetero 20 car wash and seduced him?

Speaker 19:
[130:16] They seduced him.

Speaker 4:
[130:19] I guess, yes.

Speaker 24:
[130:20] Meet us at the embassy?

Speaker 5:
[130:22] I believe that's, yes.

Speaker 24:
[130:25] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[130:26] Gets four and a half stars out of five.

Speaker 24:
[130:27] People like it. This is crazy, I don't understand. I've driven down that street so many times.

Speaker 1:
[130:33] Dude, I drive past it every day.

Speaker 9:
[130:36] I ain't seen no twinks washing cars.

Speaker 24:
[130:38] I know you would have got 100 car wash.

Speaker 2:
[130:40] Yeah, I got it so clean.

Speaker 3:
[130:43] I do need a car wash.

Speaker 19:
[130:45] Yeah, it's right there.

Speaker 1:
[130:46] You guys, what is going on? That's right across the street from the Deaf Church.

Speaker 3:
[130:53] What?

Speaker 19:
[130:53] Deaf Church TV?

Speaker 3:
[130:55] Yep. Yep.

Speaker 20:
[131:00] What in the world is going on?

Speaker 3:
[131:03] Everybody, welcome.

Speaker 4:
[131:07] I'm naming a father and a son and a holy spirit.

Speaker 2:
[131:09] You know what saved him, right? Nothing but the man upstairs, bro.

Speaker 3:
[131:13] What?

Speaker 4:
[131:14] They didn't hear that.

Speaker 24:
[131:15] No, how do you sign that?

Speaker 3:
[131:18] Yeah.

Speaker 19:
[131:21] I don't know. That street's wild.

Speaker 3:
[131:22] It is a wild street.

Speaker 19:
[131:24] So many things.

Speaker 1:
[131:25] Deaf Church and Hetero Twink Wash.

Speaker 5:
[131:28] Hetero Twink Wash is the craziest discovery that you've ever made.

Speaker 10:
[131:33] And we've worked here for a long time and have never known that this existed.

Speaker 19:
[131:38] It's just labeled as whatever Chris and Sammy's car wash.

Speaker 6:
[131:42] Right.

Speaker 1:
[131:44] I'm gonna say Jason is the closest thing you guys have to a Hetero Twink.

Speaker 20:
[131:47] He is.

Speaker 19:
[131:48] That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4:
[131:48] But I'm hairy.

Speaker 20:
[131:49] I'm an otter.

Speaker 4:
[131:50] I'm an otter, not a twink.

Speaker 5:
[131:51] Thank you very much.

Speaker 3:
[131:53] I'm an otter.

Speaker 24:
[131:56] I once was a twink.

Speaker 20:
[131:57] Yeah, he was a twink.

Speaker 3:
[131:59] Now he's an otter.

Speaker 24:
[132:01] I'm an otter. The hetero otter wash. Okay, all right.

Speaker 5:
[132:05] You could probably get a job there though.

Speaker 3:
[132:08] If you want to.

Speaker 24:
[132:09] If I wax my chest?

Speaker 5:
[132:11] Even maybe they would take, maybe they would take.

Speaker 3:
[132:14] You know, Dave is furious.

Speaker 24:
[132:16] No, he's like, shut up and do what I told you.

Speaker 5:
[132:18] No, that's not what I said. Never mind Chuck's questions.

Speaker 20:
[132:20] Call this twink wash.

Speaker 24:
[132:21] And you literally read a text about me.

Speaker 4:
[132:24] I thought I was commenting about.

Speaker 5:
[132:25] That's fine.

Speaker 1:
[132:26] You don't need to chime in.

Speaker 5:
[132:29] Make a phone call and call this hetero twink wash now. Hi. And you have to, you better sound a little bit.

Speaker 1:
[132:40] A little bit what?

Speaker 3:
[132:41] You know, be like, hey, so what's up? Um, listen, we're in a wondering about this hetero twink wash. No, he's not going to. He says.

Speaker 19:
[132:48] There is a phone number.

Speaker 5:
[132:51] Ken. Oh, you're calling Ken.

Speaker 1:
[132:52] Yeah, we're getting Ken.

Speaker 3:
[132:53] Oh, perfect. I thought he was calling the hetero twink wash.

Speaker 1:
[132:57] No, you do have you did find a phone number?

Speaker 5:
[132:59] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[132:59] Okay. As soon as we get Ken here, we'll don't tell him what we're just telling to hold.

Speaker 20:
[133:06] Yeah, don't tell him.

Speaker 1:
[133:08] He's probably still in his bath. He's probably still in his morning bath.

Speaker 3:
[133:12] Maybe.

Speaker 19:
[133:14] What's that?

Speaker 1:
[133:14] Oh, what was that?

Speaker 19:
[133:17] I'm just wondering if that's making sure this is the right one. Let me map it.

Speaker 3:
[133:21] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[133:21] MapQuest.

Speaker 3:
[133:21] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[133:22] Got to make sure we're calling the right map.

Speaker 19:
[133:23] Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 5:
[133:24] mapquest.com.

Speaker 1:
[133:25] Make sure we're calling the right hetero twink car wash.

Speaker 20:
[133:28] Yeah, you have to have the right one.

Speaker 19:
[133:30] That would be weird if it wasn't.

Speaker 20:
[133:35] Are we good?

Speaker 24:
[133:35] He's like, Oh, for God's sakes.

Speaker 1:
[133:37] He didn't even hear what it's about. Overly straight guy Ken is joining us. Hey, Ken.

Speaker 6:
[133:43] Good morning.

Speaker 1:
[133:43] How are you?

Speaker 6:
[133:45] Oh, great. Just driving.

Speaker 1:
[133:47] Oh, I thought we could have caught you in your morning bath, but you're on your way.

Speaker 6:
[133:52] Oh, I'm on my way. What's happening?

Speaker 1:
[133:54] Okay, we discovered something that's literally down the street from the radio station. As we were looking into this story about a motel meetup gone wrong, it's Chris Sammy's hetero twink car wash. And we'd like you to stop in and get a car wash on your way to work today.

Speaker 20:
[134:12] Oh my god.

Speaker 5:
[134:19] It's Chris Sammy's hetero twink wash.

Speaker 20:
[134:26] It is a legitimate place. It's a real place. It's on 8 Mile.

Speaker 1:
[134:34] It's literally two minutes from the station.

Speaker 6:
[134:39] I saw that story. I know where that motel is at. I mean, I've seen it.

Speaker 5:
[134:42] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[134:43] But I've never noticed. I've never noticed the twink car wash.

Speaker 3:
[134:46] Yes.

Speaker 19:
[134:47] No one has.

Speaker 5:
[134:48] No one has.

Speaker 1:
[134:51] If you're looking for it, it's right across from the Deaf Church.

Speaker 3:
[134:55] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[134:56] Oh, the Deaf Church.

Speaker 5:
[134:58] Yes. There's a Deaf Church there.

Speaker 1:
[135:01] They do.

Speaker 20:
[135:01] It's a pretty quiet.

Speaker 5:
[135:04] It's a pretty quiet one.

Speaker 6:
[135:06] A lot of hand motions, but not a lot of noise.

Speaker 5:
[135:09] No.

Speaker 20:
[135:09] Right.

Speaker 1:
[135:10] No. Whereas the car wash is also a lot of hand motions, but in a different way.

Speaker 5:
[135:14] But noisy.

Speaker 1:
[135:14] Lots of noise.

Speaker 6:
[135:16] So is Jason the one over there drying the car as well?

Speaker 24:
[135:20] I promise this isn't just the parking lot and me with a soapy bucket.

Speaker 6:
[135:24] No.

Speaker 19:
[135:26] You pull up and it's Jason.

Speaker 6:
[135:27] It's just Jason with a bucket.

Speaker 5:
[135:34] But wait, but wait, like, do we know if this is like you actually drive into a building type of car wash?

Speaker 19:
[135:41] I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[135:42] We didn't see. I think you just pull your car in and they wash it.

Speaker 5:
[135:46] So that's it. I mean, it's not it is not like an automated system.

Speaker 1:
[135:51] That's kind of what they allude to that they hand wash. If you don't want your car slapped around by heavy cloth or those blowers, you want a fast and friendly service.

Speaker 5:
[135:59] I love this. So if you got a car that can't be scratched, you take it to the hetero twink wash.

Speaker 1:
[136:06] Unless these are all like code words for sex. And I don't know that. The owner did an excellent job detailing my vehicle.

Speaker 20:
[136:12] But maybe they did.

Speaker 5:
[136:14] Maybe they do.

Speaker 2:
[136:14] This is the place to go.

Speaker 1:
[136:16] Trust me. Maybe this is all I cover up for.

Speaker 5:
[136:19] This is why we need Ken.

Speaker 1:
[136:21] That's why we need Ken.

Speaker 2:
[136:22] To go there.

Speaker 19:
[136:24] That's it.

Speaker 1:
[136:25] Good thing to see them employ young men. Drive by it.

Speaker 19:
[136:28] Drive by it. See what you can tell us what you see at least.

Speaker 6:
[136:30] I'm going to be driving by it. I'm going to be on 80 mile in about 10 minutes.

Speaker 5:
[136:33] So I will take a look at one there. Yeah, it's on the right hand side if you're like Right before Myers. Right before Myers. Like it's literally right here.

Speaker 6:
[136:42] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's between Coolidge and Myers, isn't it?

Speaker 5:
[136:45] Yes, it is.

Speaker 1:
[136:46] Yeah. No, it's not. It's between Myers and Schaeffer. Oh, OK.

Speaker 6:
[136:55] Oh, OK. I know.

Speaker 5:
[136:55] So it's on the other side. We're somehow upside down.

Speaker 6:
[136:59] Oh, a cruise by and see what I can see. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[137:03] There's a lot of cruising going on there.

Speaker 6:
[137:05] Yeah. I'm sure there is. You know, I got to tell you, when you guys call me, I never know what I'm going to get here. This one is a new one.

Speaker 19:
[137:12] It's a new one.

Speaker 6:
[137:13] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[137:13] It's unbelievable. Sammy's hetero twink wash coming soon. Ken's going to have the most sparkling vehicle in the parking lot.

Speaker 6:
[137:20] Are we? Are we positive for Westtown?

Speaker 1:
[137:24] Maybe he just started his own car wash.

Speaker 6:
[137:26] Who knows?

Speaker 1:
[137:27] Him and Jason.

Speaker 5:
[137:29] Oh my God. Best friends.

Speaker 1:
[137:30] All right. Let us know. Let us know how it goes.

Speaker 6:
[137:34] Give me a little bit here and I'll let you know what I find.

Speaker 1:
[137:36] Okay. It's overly straight guy Ken. On his way to the hetero twink wash.

Speaker 5:
[137:40] Lisa sent the phone number.

Speaker 19:
[137:42] Yeah. I don't know if it's.

Speaker 5:
[137:43] We don't know if anyone will answer. Hetero twink wash.

Speaker 24:
[137:47] I thought you might want to do.

Speaker 1:
[137:49] No, I don't even have my phone here. Just give him a ring. Just call him.

Speaker 5:
[137:54] I thought you would just do the classic Dave.

Speaker 1:
[137:56] I don't have a number in front of me.

Speaker 24:
[137:57] I didn't want to chime in. I thought you'd do it.

Speaker 5:
[137:59] Oh, you don't have your phone. What in the hell? You dude.

Speaker 4:
[138:03] Hold on. Am I new?

Speaker 19:
[138:05] What are you talking about?

Speaker 5:
[138:06] I mean, if I don't have my phone, I feel like.

Speaker 3:
[138:08] You're calling?

Speaker 19:
[138:09] Yeah, I'm calling.

Speaker 4:
[138:10] Yeah, he's calling.

Speaker 24:
[138:12] Man, if my phone rings right now, this is going to be.

Speaker 19:
[138:27] That's all I could find.

Speaker 3:
[138:28] I found another number. Let me see if I can get it to do this.

Speaker 19:
[138:33] You found another number?

Speaker 1:
[138:35] How many numbers does the Twink Wash need?

Speaker 3:
[138:38] Um, I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't know.

Speaker 19:
[138:42] You're not sure.

Speaker 3:
[138:44] I don't know about it.

Speaker 20:
[138:45] I don't think it sounds reliable.

Speaker 19:
[138:48] Oh, well, the Twink Wash doesn't have a phone number.

Speaker 1:
[138:50] No, they're just doing business on the fly.

Speaker 19:
[138:53] Yeah. Let's see what Ken. Ken's our best chance of getting a report on this.

Speaker 1:
[138:59] It's the wildest find I've ever seen on Google Maps. Just looking for the name of the car wash, this guy.

Speaker 3:
[139:06] Oh, it's ringing.

Speaker 4:
[139:09] Chuck, book a car wash.

Speaker 2:
[139:10] Ask for full detail.

Speaker 5:
[139:12] Do you do full detail?

Speaker 3:
[139:13] Oh, who's?

Speaker 9:
[139:15] Jason, is that your phone ringing?

Speaker 24:
[139:18] Jason.

Speaker 2:
[139:22] Hello.

Speaker 5:
[139:25] Jason.

Speaker 3:
[139:27] Chuck.

Speaker 5:
[139:28] Hey, I want my car wash a little later.

Speaker 24:
[139:31] Swing and die.

Speaker 2:
[139:32] We'll soap you up.

Speaker 5:
[139:34] Thank you.

Speaker 20:
[139:35] Yeah, that's the number I got for it.

Speaker 8:
[139:37] That's what they call the full detail.

Speaker 7:
[139:39] That's uncomfortable.

Speaker 24:
[139:43] I heard my real voice there.

Speaker 15:
[139:44] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[139:47] Someone said, is this the car wash? I think it is. The door's never open. People got to be getting blown in there.

Speaker 5:
[139:51] Wow.

Speaker 20:
[139:52] Oh my God.

Speaker 5:
[139:53] My God.

Speaker 20:
[139:54] I can't even imagine if Ken pulled in.

Speaker 24:
[139:57] He cox his horn.

Speaker 15:
[139:58] Oh my God.

Speaker 6:
[140:00] Ken was like, I had the time of my life in there.

Speaker 20:
[140:04] It was unbelievable.

Speaker 6:
[140:05] I've never been more relaxed after a car wash.

Speaker 24:
[140:09] Oh my God.

Speaker 4:
[140:10] Beautiful ladies, I think.

Speaker 20:
[140:13] These women, these women were gorgeous.

Speaker 4:
[140:18] Yum. Ken, surprise, surprise.

Speaker 20:
[140:22] Not a lot of large breasts, but.

Speaker 5:
[140:29] Oh man.

Speaker 1:
[140:30] Let's hope he's not taken advantage of.

Speaker 5:
[140:32] Oh, Ken.

Speaker 20:
[140:34] I would love it to get close. Is that bad to say?

Speaker 2:
[140:38] Yes, it is bad to say.

Speaker 20:
[140:40] I don't want it to.

Speaker 1:
[140:41] I don't want it to be accepted by lady boys in a car wash.

Speaker 19:
[140:44] The sweet wash is making me laugh so hard.

Speaker 17:
[140:46] He's imagining it with his cigarette.

Speaker 6:
[140:48] I'm eating. Hey fellas.

Speaker 17:
[140:53] I'm actually wanting a car wash.

Speaker 20:
[140:56] Like he gets out of his car and is waiting. Let me know when you gays are done. These gay guys are incredible at washing cars.

Speaker 1:
[141:15] What if he says he can't find it?

Speaker 4:
[141:19] I haven't seen your car that clean.

Speaker 5:
[141:20] He drives down, it's like blinding from how shiny it is.

Speaker 1:
[141:25] Didn't find a thing.

Speaker 12:
[141:26] Every day it's clean.

Speaker 20:
[141:27] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[141:28] He's got a big smile on his face. He's always happy now.

Speaker 20:
[141:31] Oh wow.

Speaker 1:
[141:31] Hi boys.

Speaker 5:
[141:32] Something's happened with Ken.

Speaker 1:
[141:36] It's daily car wash.

Speaker 5:
[141:37] He's dropping off strawberry shortcake to them and.

Speaker 1:
[141:44] Ken goes to the twink wash. What's going to happen? We'll find out when we come back.

Speaker 5:
[141:50] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[141:51] Don't go anywhere.

Speaker 5:
[141:52] It's Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 2:
[141:54] Previously on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 1:
[141:57] We said TLC is going to totally capitalize on the cake boss's accident. In September, the cake boss are an owner of New Jersey's-based Carlos' Bakery. But he's got like a chain, right? Like he has places in New York.

Speaker 19:
[142:10] When we went to Vegas?

Speaker 1:
[142:11] In Vegas.

Speaker 19:
[142:11] Is that what we?

Speaker 1:
[142:12] Yeah.

Speaker 19:
[142:12] Whatever I got, I got powdered sugar or something all over my purse. Ruined it.

Speaker 20:
[142:17] Cue up the sad music.

Speaker 19:
[142:19] It was never the same. I couldn't get the stains off.

Speaker 4:
[142:21] I just didn't picture Lisa with powdered sugar on her purse. Then she's just out of her mind about it.

Speaker 9:
[142:30] Lisa, what happened to your purse?

Speaker 4:
[142:31] You're going to be okay?

Speaker 3:
[142:36] Oh no, Lisa.

Speaker 8:
[142:38] It's just powdered sugar.

Speaker 20:
[142:40] I'm sure it'll come off.

Speaker 5:
[142:42] It's not going to happen.

Speaker 20:
[142:43] Lisa, I tried to get it off.

Speaker 5:
[142:45] It won't come off.

Speaker 20:
[142:47] No.

Speaker 5:
[142:49] No, Lisa.

Speaker 13:
[142:51] It's real sad.

Speaker 8:
[142:52] Let's go back to the hotel.

Speaker 20:
[142:53] Tell her we just have to get a normal taxi.

Speaker 13:
[142:55] Just a normal taxi.

Speaker 20:
[142:58] You guys got to stop breaking bad news to us.

Speaker 2:
[143:01] It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Email at daveandchuckthefreak.com.

Speaker 20:
[143:26] How you doing?

Speaker 1:
[143:29] You've got Dave and Chuck the Freak streaming live at youtube.com/dave and Chuck. Check out some of the stories we've been talking about on the show at daveandchuckthefreak.com as well. If you're just joining us, it's the ongoing saga of the hetero twink wash.

Speaker 2:
[143:47] That's unbelievable.

Speaker 1:
[143:48] Very weird story. It started as a story about a guy who says he went to meet up with some hookers at a hotel on 8 Mile in Detroit. The hookers turned out to be men dressed as women. They tried to rob him. One of the hookers jumped out of the window. Second story fell to the ground. The guy jumped out after that hooker. Yep. He got injured. He broke his legs and feet.

Speaker 5:
[144:18] Which is crazy. In the fall.

Speaker 1:
[144:20] And the other man lady took off. They got both of the suspects. The guy though who arranged the meet up with the hookers claims he did. At the car wash he works at down the street. And when we put in closest car wash, the most surprising Google search we've ever seen came up. There's only one nearby. It's called Chris Sammy's Heterotwink Wash.

Speaker 5:
[144:47] Which seemingly lined up with everything.

Speaker 1:
[144:50] With the story. Lady boys, hookers, car wash, worker.

Speaker 5:
[144:56] Heterotwinks.

Speaker 1:
[144:57] So we've decided to send overly straight guy Ken there. To get a little hetero twink wash on his way in today. And Ken.

Speaker 5:
[145:08] Hi Ken.

Speaker 1:
[145:08] Ken, are you?

Speaker 6:
[145:09] Hey, hey, hey. Well, yes, I found it. And then I was trying to get back to the other side where the entrance was at. And I just took a nice cruise to the neighborhood back here.

Speaker 20:
[145:19] Oh, careful, careful.

Speaker 6:
[145:23] Hey, here's a heads up. A lot of these streets are no outlet.

Speaker 20:
[145:28] Oh, well, can we track?

Speaker 5:
[145:30] Can we tell him which way to go to some matrix?

Speaker 4:
[145:33] Activate K-Tracker.

Speaker 6:
[145:36] I'm turning back on the 8-mile, but now that I know right where it's at, I know where to turn. So I'm going to be back over there in a second. I had asked Jason to send me an address, but that got complicated for him.

Speaker 5:
[145:46] Yeah, you want to turn right by Fantastic Fruits. You want to turn right by Fantastic Fruits.

Speaker 1:
[145:51] That's on the opposite side of the street.

Speaker 6:
[145:53] Yeah, yeah, you're right. Your direction is one of the best. It's super helpful.

Speaker 1:
[145:57] Yeah, if you hit the death church, you've gone too far.

Speaker 6:
[146:01] Yeah, I didn't see the death church. But if I saw the sign right now, but I know we're not familiar with that, ironically. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[146:09] And that's a strip club.

Speaker 6:
[146:11] Yeah, that's a strip club. I'm turning on the Cheyenne now.

Speaker 19:
[146:15] Okay, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[146:16] I don't see an interest to it, all the Cheyenne. You said that's the address, eh? Yeah. Yeah, there's no interest here. All right, I'm going to hang on.

Speaker 20:
[146:25] Do you have to wait a second?

Speaker 5:
[146:28] Do you have to go into the neighborhood and then take that little road right there?

Speaker 19:
[146:32] It looks like a ward. It's on ward.

Speaker 4:
[146:34] It's on ward.

Speaker 19:
[146:36] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[146:37] Okay, I don't think this place is open, to be honest with you, but hang on.

Speaker 4:
[146:42] That's what he says.

Speaker 3:
[146:43] Meanwhile, the car is sparkling.

Speaker 6:
[146:46] Yeah, finally, I'm sitting on a lawn chair. They're washing my car right now.

Speaker 3:
[146:50] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 20:
[146:52] Nice job, boys.

Speaker 1:
[146:54] More sons.

Speaker 20:
[146:56] Oh my.

Speaker 6:
[146:58] Never been more relaxed.

Speaker 1:
[147:03] Every car wash with a happy ending.

Speaker 6:
[147:10] I'm trying to find a Twink wash.

Speaker 7:
[147:14] My God!

Speaker 6:
[147:15] Give me a break, Dave! Sorry, sorry. Well, I almost got hit by a semi-truck.

Speaker 4:
[147:25] He's in the side streets.

Speaker 1:
[147:32] He was trying to find out the hetero twink wash. Gay, hetero. Try explaining that.

Speaker 20:
[147:37] Twink wash with... Chuck and I give the eulogy. Oh my God. He died doing what he loved.

Speaker 6:
[147:47] So, the actual name of it, at least it's the one time the building is 84 Elite Car Wash.

Speaker 5:
[147:54] What? Oh, so it's not even Chris and Sammy's anymore, it doesn't have the van?

Speaker 1:
[147:58] Cause the picture we're looking at, it says Chris and Sammy Car Wash right at the...

Speaker 6:
[148:04] It's a green and blue garage door. I don't think this place is in service anymore.

Speaker 3:
[148:10] Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:
[148:13] Yeah, because this is blue and gray.

Speaker 6:
[148:17] Oh, yeah, blue and greenish gray.

Speaker 5:
[148:19] Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 6:
[148:20] It is gray and green, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 19:
[148:22] Oh, they have a Facebook page.

Speaker 6:
[148:25] Oh, they do. Yeah, it's still open. Should I sit and wait and see if I can get a car wash? No, I don't know.

Speaker 19:
[148:31] I don't think they've been open since 21.

Speaker 4:
[148:33] Oh, they closed down years ago.

Speaker 6:
[148:35] Why is it still on the map? Well, Dave, things live on Google longer than they're open sometimes. That's true, that's true. Yeah, no, his place definitely does not look open. That guy in the story, there's that car wash down. I saw it actually when I was coming over a green field on eight miles. There's a big car wash down there. So that's probably where he found his twinks.

Speaker 5:
[149:00] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[149:01] Oh yeah, so the strip club is literally right next door. Oh yeah, that's how it looks now.

Speaker 5:
[149:05] Yeah, that's how it looks now. Yeah, it's the vans gone, the cool vans gone, the Chris and Sammy's thing is gone. Someone bought it, someone bought this. What about the Deaf Church?

Speaker 6:
[149:16] Well, they're not doing anything with it.

Speaker 5:
[149:19] No, well, no, I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 6:
[149:22] Do you guys want me to pop in the radio a couple of tonalities for breakfast?

Speaker 1:
[149:25] He does.

Speaker 4:
[149:26] AKA strippers?

Speaker 1:
[149:27] Yeah, we're okay, man. I can't imagine.

Speaker 24:
[149:30] I'd go driving by right now. And it's just kind of on the Google Maps forever.

Speaker 19:
[149:37] So funny.

Speaker 5:
[149:38] The best. I can't believe it was called that though at one time. It had to be called that. It had to be.

Speaker 4:
[149:45] Yeah, we all know.

Speaker 5:
[149:46] Yeah, it was some point. So the Deaf Church is the old radio place.

Speaker 4:
[149:50] That is like. That is.

Speaker 5:
[149:53] So, so you see that rectangular building that's down in the green below the Deaf Church. I think that's like a old famous radio building. That's like Art Deco style.

Speaker 6:
[150:06] Very cool.

Speaker 5:
[150:07] It's very cool looking.

Speaker 6:
[150:10] I think that's one of the old AM stations.

Speaker 5:
[150:12] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[150:12] Well, we're sorry we couldn't get heterosexual twink men to wash their cars today Ken.

Speaker 24:
[150:18] You'll have to settle for me in the parking lot.

Speaker 1:
[150:20] Jason will be in the parking lot with a bucket.

Speaker 6:
[150:21] I'll use it as a car wash.

Speaker 5:
[150:22] I know.

Speaker 6:
[150:23] Yeah, use it as a car wash.

Speaker 1:
[150:24] Jason's got you. He'll be out there.

Speaker 7:
[150:26] I got my booty shorts on right now.

Speaker 6:
[150:30] If you guys need to know how to navigate the neighborhoods behind this place, I'm getting pretty good at it.

Speaker 4:
[150:34] That's good.

Speaker 1:
[150:35] Be safe. Straight Guy Ken live from the twink streets.

Speaker 4:
[150:38] Thank you.

Speaker 5:
[150:38] Oh, wow.

Speaker 4:
[150:39] Thank you, Ken.

Speaker 5:
[150:41] Oh, man. So they sold it.

Speaker 19:
[150:43] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[150:44] They sold it.

Speaker 1:
[150:45] It's still listed like that on forever.

Speaker 19:
[150:47] I hope it stays like that forever.

Speaker 5:
[150:48] I never want it to change.

Speaker 24:
[150:51] Because I had the number for 84 Elite. But if you said it closed years ago.

Speaker 19:
[150:55] I don't know.

Speaker 24:
[150:56] Just be like, want to let you know you're listed as the twink wall.

Speaker 19:
[150:59] You want to let them know?

Speaker 5:
[151:01] That might have hurt business, you know? That might have hurt business a bit. When you're like, yeah, just it's this address. And then you type that in and it says that it is a twink wash.

Speaker 1:
[151:12] Or led to some weird interactions.

Speaker 5:
[151:15] Oh boy. You're right.

Speaker 1:
[151:16] I'm here for the twink wash.

Speaker 5:
[151:17] What?

Speaker 3:
[151:18] Come on in.

Speaker 1:
[151:20] Eventually you're just like, well, this is what we got to do.

Speaker 3:
[151:22] You know, jerk dudes off.

Speaker 20:
[151:24] We want to we want to make it.

Speaker 3:
[151:28] Business is business.

Speaker 1:
[151:29] Luckily, Ken did not get killed searching for the twink wash. That would have been hard to explain to his family.

Speaker 19:
[151:35] It would have been pretty bad.

Speaker 20:
[151:37] Why was he at the twink wash?

Speaker 4:
[151:39] Well, he had a whole side you didn't know about.

Speaker 19:
[151:41] Yeah.

Speaker 20:
[151:44] Oh my God. Loved a good twink.

Speaker 5:
[151:46] That'd be diabolical to not really tell the truth about it, but to just let it.

Speaker 1:
[151:51] He went there for gay sex.

Speaker 20:
[151:52] We're sorry to tell you.

Speaker 1:
[151:54] All the time.

Speaker 9:
[151:55] It's right till the end.

Speaker 5:
[151:58] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[151:59] All right. This guy in Boston, he works at Speedway, the convenience stores of Speedway. He's being credited for his quick action to help put out a gas pump fire. Lady lost control and slammed into a gas pump, but he's also great at sound effects.

Speaker 3:
[152:19] Oh, perfect.

Speaker 1:
[152:20] Here's what he said to WCVB when he talked about, look, he's also got 15 gold necklaces.

Speaker 3:
[152:27] Yes, he does.

Speaker 1:
[152:28] He's incredible.

Speaker 5:
[152:29] I feel like you don't mess with that guy.

Speaker 10:
[152:30] Really sound like she was on the brakes like skrrrrrrr.

Speaker 1:
[152:34] Boom!

Speaker 10:
[152:34] For a while when I heard that, I'm like, it's kind of close. So when I looked outside, I just seen flames in golf and got right up out of there. We noticed the kaboom sound. I looked out and the gas pump was already over here engulfed in flames. I know just because this is my industry to hit the emergency shutoff valve, hit the emergency shutoff valve.

Speaker 3:
[152:54] He's amazing. Damn.

Speaker 24:
[152:55] It's a real Jesus piece. He's got Jesus' face right on his chest.

Speaker 5:
[153:00] It's tough to get his whole face on you in gold. But also, I just feel like if you are wearing that much gold and you're just wandering around in gas stations and stuff, people know they can't mess with you.

Speaker 1:
[153:14] He works there.

Speaker 19:
[153:15] Yeah, he works there.

Speaker 5:
[153:16] Even still, I feel like...

Speaker 1:
[153:18] So if that guy behind the counter has 15 chains on, you're like, oh, I can't touch him.

Speaker 5:
[153:23] If you have not had those ripped off of you yet, I think people know that you are not to be trifled with, you know? Like me, I could have those on and then two minutes later, they're all ripped off because they know. I was just looking for the twink wash.

Speaker 20:
[153:44] I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[153:46] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[153:47] That's literally thousands of dollars worth of stuff.

Speaker 5:
[153:49] How do you get like a fake Jesus, a gold Jesus face?

Speaker 3:
[153:54] There you go.

Speaker 19:
[153:55] Dave will find you one if you really want it.

Speaker 4:
[153:57] Jesus face jewelry.

Speaker 5:
[154:01] It's a jewelry. It's a chain.

Speaker 3:
[154:05] Jesus chain.

Speaker 1:
[154:06] I'm sure you could just quickly. Yeah. There's one. Oh, 63 bucks.

Speaker 5:
[154:11] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[154:12] All right. There's close. 23 bucks.

Speaker 5:
[154:14] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[154:15] Well, we might have it here.

Speaker 4:
[154:17] We might have the answers here. $38.

Speaker 3:
[154:19] Oh my God. There's so many.

Speaker 1:
[154:20] Walmart has one for 22 bucks.

Speaker 3:
[154:21] Okay. All right.

Speaker 5:
[154:22] I take, I rescind.

Speaker 1:
[154:24] This one's only five bucks.

Speaker 3:
[154:25] Okay.

Speaker 19:
[154:26] You robbed that guy of his Jesus jewelry and he thought it was real.

Speaker 3:
[154:31] Oh man, that sucks.

Speaker 24:
[154:33] If you buy me one, I'll wear it.

Speaker 19:
[154:35] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[154:36] Six bucks. You put it on.

Speaker 20:
[154:38] It's already six bucks.

Speaker 1:
[154:39] Done.

Speaker 24:
[154:40] I mean, I will wear that. I'll cherish it.

Speaker 3:
[154:43] Perfect.

Speaker 19:
[154:43] That one's smaller though.

Speaker 20:
[154:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[154:46] We got to find a big Jesus.

Speaker 1:
[154:48] That's two and three-quarter inches.

Speaker 3:
[154:49] I like the one that's, what is that, diamonds?

Speaker 4:
[154:51] This one here, the Jesus head pendant with diamonds.

Speaker 1:
[154:54] Oh, damn. He's fancy.

Speaker 3:
[154:57] He is fancy. Yes, Jason, it's time.

Speaker 24:
[155:01] I'm ready.

Speaker 1:
[155:02] Golden Diamond Jesus incoming.

Speaker 5:
[155:05] You got to wear it to a family event.

Speaker 24:
[155:07] I'll wear it everywhere.

Speaker 1:
[155:09] Someone said you've got to go to a Lions game wearing this necklace and your blue fur coat.

Speaker 5:
[155:14] Oh, wow. I mean, I do. It does come with its own jewelry, which I did wear to the Pistons game. But this would kick up.

Speaker 1:
[155:24] It definitely would kick it up a notch.

Speaker 5:
[155:25] I think if I got on the Blink Cam with that Jesus with the diamonds, my god, the place would go insane. I would hope to not get robbed for a $5 chain.

Speaker 4:
[155:38] Yeah, I would hope so too.

Speaker 1:
[155:40] With the use of sex toys, lube, and mascara by three women on an unconscious drunk man at his dirty 30th birthday party, holy cow, is headed to court. The women, all 32, each face charges of indecently assaulting the same man who passed out on his girlfriend's bed at his 30th birthday party.

Speaker 4:
[156:06] Oh, no.

Speaker 1:
[156:08] He had way too much to drink, passed out on top of the bed fully clothed. His girlfriend and two of their friends decided to have some fun.

Speaker 4:
[156:18] Wait a second.

Speaker 5:
[156:19] So it's his girlfriend is one of the women that is charged?

Speaker 1:
[156:22] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[156:24] What did they do to him?

Speaker 1:
[156:25] They used two sex toys, inserting them between his ass cheeks while he was asleep. One then squirted lube into his butt area.

Speaker 5:
[156:34] No. Oh, I see what they were doing. They were making him think. So when he woke up, he was going to be covered in lube, his butt was going to be covered in lube, and there was going to be some like sex toys.

Speaker 1:
[156:45] And they took photos with dildos in his ass.

Speaker 20:
[156:49] Oh, in it?

Speaker 1:
[156:52] They posted those videos to a group chat the next morning, laughing and joking about what happened the night before.

Speaker 3:
[157:00] No, can't do that.

Speaker 1:
[157:03] At one point, the man's girlfriend had climbed on top of him, straddling his ass, riding him like a horse, while penetrating him, while the other defendant filmed it. They both laughed.

Speaker 5:
[157:16] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[157:18] They also drew penises on his back and ass cheeks.

Speaker 5:
[157:22] You're penetrating me. You're penetrating me on my birthday.

Speaker 3:
[157:28] That's a great birthday.

Speaker 1:
[157:30] Some people would like that, some people would not.

Speaker 3:
[157:32] Great birthday.

Speaker 1:
[157:34] All the time this was happening, he was out cold, fast asleep, and in no position to consent.

Speaker 19:
[157:41] He really passed out.

Speaker 1:
[157:43] What's insane, if you could be penetrated and not wake up, that is you're gone.

Speaker 5:
[157:51] You are gone. But the other thing that's wild about this is that you were in like a sexual foursome.

Speaker 1:
[158:01] Right, you had three women. Like if he had been awake, that could have been real sex.

Speaker 5:
[158:05] Could have been the time of his life. Instead, they just took turns videotaping and plowing him.

Speaker 1:
[158:13] 88 photos in one video were taken.

Speaker 3:
[158:16] I do almost anything to see this video.

Speaker 1:
[158:19] He woke up concerned about some pain and wet sticky substances in his ass.

Speaker 3:
[158:24] As you would.

Speaker 1:
[158:27] His girlfriend laughed and showed him some of the photos. No. The relationship ended.

Speaker 3:
[158:32] Yeah. I bet he was upset.

Speaker 1:
[158:33] He went to the police.

Speaker 5:
[158:36] That didn't, that wasn't as funny as she thought it was going to be, huh?

Speaker 1:
[158:40] They all said they thought it was just being silly.

Speaker 2:
[158:43] Oh, no, no.

Speaker 1:
[158:45] It's all silly until you breach my anus.

Speaker 5:
[158:47] The only thing that it makes me, what it makes me think of is that I am cool with that. When it's just me and you, you know? Like it's just, when it's just my girlfriend and me and she wants to do all that stuff, that's fine. But the crowd and then putting it out on social media is a little, a little wild.

Speaker 1:
[159:12] He said what, it was not a funny joke. It was a joke at his expense and turned into something more sinister. Penetration. Yeah, I just, the trial is set to resume tomorrow and may finish next week. This is in New Zealand by the way.

Speaker 20:
[159:31] You think you'd wake up?

Speaker 5:
[159:34] You're a light sleeper, but you've had, let's say you've had four drinks.

Speaker 1:
[159:38] Listen, I've had one man's finger in me. Yeah. A doctor. And I can't imagine how I'd ever sleep through that.

Speaker 24:
[159:47] I know you pass out on a railroad track, didn't you?

Speaker 1:
[159:50] Well, I was a 17 year old drunkard or something.

Speaker 24:
[159:53] All right.

Speaker 5:
[159:54] I'm assuming this guy was completely wasted out of his mind and there was nothing to understand.

Speaker 3:
[159:59] Maybe.

Speaker 5:
[160:01] Cause I gotta imagine that someone like riding you like a horse and they're probably, I have to assume it was much more ferocious than no, he was, you'd want it to be.

Speaker 24:
[160:14] Well, they didn't even wipe him off. He said he could feel the lube.

Speaker 5:
[160:17] I feel like that's what it started as. The joke was going to be, and then I think she took it way too far and she went cowboy on it.

Speaker 24:
[160:25] Your own lady.

Speaker 1:
[160:27] Your own lady led the charge.

Speaker 5:
[160:29] It'd be wild to wake up sore like back there. Oh, my God. Terrible.

Speaker 1:
[160:39] You don't want to wake up on my birthday with a soreness.

Speaker 20:
[160:44] Three ladies in bed. Oh, I don't remember the thing, but I know none of it.

Speaker 5:
[160:50] No. Oh, it's terrible and great.

Speaker 1:
[160:53] Off to Memphis where a teacher faces assault charges following a classroom incident at a junior high school. This all began when a student told the teacher, bruh, I don't have a computer. The teacher said, I'm not your bruh. Yeah, I'm your sir. That's when the students said, oh, my bad little bruh.

Speaker 5:
[161:12] Uh-oh.

Speaker 1:
[161:13] And the teacher lost his grab.

Speaker 5:
[161:14] Oh, God.

Speaker 1:
[161:15] The teacher grabbed the student's shirt, forced him against a desk. The teacher allegedly followed the student into the hallway, grabbed his neck, pushed him into a wall, and applied pressure that made breathing difficult. The student reported the incident to administrators who reviewed the footage and contacted the cops. They called it an isolated incident, but would not confirm the teacher's current employment status. That's the teacher there. I'm not your bro.

Speaker 5:
[161:44] I probably don't call him bro much, you know?

Speaker 4:
[161:46] Sorry, little bro.

Speaker 5:
[161:48] No, I think I...

Speaker 1:
[161:49] Sorry, little bro.

Speaker 5:
[161:50] Yeah. I know, that's what I'm saying. We'll talk to that guy. No. I mean, he picked me up by my neck and brought me into the hallway, so...

Speaker 1:
[162:00] That's a bold student. Okay, listen, several of us on the show love this place. It'd be devastating for any of us. You get a nice carton of orange juice from Trader Joe's. And as you're drinking it, you get a little bit of a fingertip in your mouth.

Speaker 5:
[162:19] Oh, no, not a fingertip.

Speaker 24:
[162:20] Human finger?

Speaker 1:
[162:22] Yep.

Speaker 3:
[162:23] Oh.

Speaker 1:
[162:23] No, a monkey finger.

Speaker 5:
[162:27] Wow.

Speaker 19:
[162:27] How does that happen?

Speaker 3:
[162:28] Well, I mean, I think it's valid.

Speaker 5:
[162:31] It could have been like a finger of like some kind of iguana or something.

Speaker 24:
[162:34] Right, lizards have little fingertips.

Speaker 5:
[162:40] This was a man's finger.

Speaker 1:
[162:42] Fingertip and a piece of glove.

Speaker 5:
[162:45] Oh my God. That's terrible. Something really bad happened.

Speaker 1:
[162:49] Real, real bad. Not good. Here's the story from KPTV. Take a listen.

Speaker 13:
[162:55] New at six, a woman is suing Trader Joe's because she thinks that a part of a human finger may have been in her orange juice.

Speaker 15:
[163:02] According to the lawsuit, she bought the bottle of Trader Joe's organic orange juice at the Portland store on Northeast Halsey Street last June. She says about five days later while finishing the drink, she felt something large in her mouth. And when she pulled it out, she says it was the fingertip of a rubber glove, which she thinks may have contained the end of someone's figure and that she may have swallowed it. The lawsuit claims that she felt sick, including gagging and nausea, and went to urgent care for treatment. It also claims the product was defective and not something a customer would expect. She's asking for $10,000 in damages plus legal fees.

Speaker 19:
[163:40] So really she only found the glove.

Speaker 5:
[163:41] She found a glove.

Speaker 19:
[163:42] But she thinks she swallowed it. You would know if she swallowed a finger.

Speaker 1:
[163:46] Because she says there was like a chunk, so... It probably came out of the...

Speaker 5:
[163:52] It could have been part of the glove, it could have been a finger.

Speaker 19:
[163:55] Did someone report missing a finger?

Speaker 1:
[163:58] Yeah, they gotta go wherever they got their juice from, whatever factory they get their juice made at.

Speaker 24:
[164:03] But if you get like no pulp, orange juice, any solid mass in there, you can't just swallow it. Right?

Speaker 1:
[164:13] Sometimes.

Speaker 5:
[164:13] Why would you swallow it?

Speaker 1:
[164:14] I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[164:15] Maybe out of panic.

Speaker 1:
[164:17] Oh, you don't...

Speaker 24:
[164:18] If I get pulp free, there's anything in it. Do you panic swallow, Chuck? I'm spitting it up.

Speaker 3:
[164:21] I do. Chuck's a panic swallower.

Speaker 24:
[164:24] He'll swallow anything, apparently.

Speaker 3:
[164:28] God, why did I swallow that?

Speaker 24:
[164:30] That's a good tip.

Speaker 3:
[164:31] He's panicking.

Speaker 6:
[164:32] Oh, don't panic. Oh, God. Jesus.

Speaker 1:
[164:39] Not great. You don't want a finger in your mouth. No. A stranger finger.

Speaker 5:
[164:45] No, I think one time I was riding my bike when I was young, and a bug flew right into my mouth perfectly, and got towards the back, and I think I swallowed it down. It was pure panic swallow.

Speaker 20:
[165:02] So it can happen. So you are a panic swallow. I am.

Speaker 3:
[165:05] You are. Turns out.

Speaker 1:
[165:07] Should ladies in Ohio not be allowed to wear bikinis and bras?

Speaker 3:
[165:14] No, yes.

Speaker 1:
[165:15] You're behind this bill?

Speaker 5:
[165:16] 100 percent.

Speaker 1:
[165:17] No, Ohio women should have a bikini on. No.

Speaker 3:
[165:20] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[165:21] I've got a lot of signatures.

Speaker 1:
[165:23] There is a bill that if passed, will outlaw women from wearing bikinis and sports bras in public in Ohio. In Ohio? In Ohio.

Speaker 3:
[165:32] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[165:33] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[165:34] It's called the Indecent Exposure Modernization Act. They say it strengthens laws to reinforce private spaces such as restrooms and locker rooms. One professor says, though, it's the wording of the law that could pose a problem. Women could get arrested for wearing things like sports bras and bikinis or other retire deemed insufficiently covering out in public.

Speaker 5:
[166:04] In Ohio.

Speaker 1:
[166:05] In Ohio. It's just Ohio we're talking about.

Speaker 5:
[166:08] Just Ohio.

Speaker 1:
[166:09] Just Ohio.

Speaker 5:
[166:10] Let's not get carried away here. But sometimes, maybe on a state level, yes, these type of things could be good.

Speaker 1:
[166:22] Have you been to the waterpark at Ohio's Cedar Point theme park?

Speaker 5:
[166:28] I have not been to theirs, but I've been to some Wolfie Lodge's.

Speaker 1:
[166:32] Sign in the bill.

Speaker 20:
[166:34] Yeah.

Speaker 19:
[166:34] You kind of need it at the waterpark though.

Speaker 5:
[166:37] You do, but.

Speaker 19:
[166:38] You're not allowed to wear it even at the waterpark.

Speaker 1:
[166:41] Well, no bikinis.

Speaker 20:
[166:42] You can wear a full piece.

Speaker 5:
[166:44] Let's cover up.

Speaker 1:
[166:46] Let's cover up.

Speaker 5:
[166:47] You can have it on underneath, but we're going to have to really wear a long shirt.

Speaker 1:
[166:54] Sufficiently covered is what they say. It's not great. It is not.

Speaker 8:
[167:00] There are three types of people.

Speaker 1:
[167:02] Those who schedule naughty nighttime fun, those who prefer it to be spontaneous, and those who would love to get it no matter what. But there's a new term making the rounds called the Cinderella rule. It's establishing a cutoff time for sex to start on any given night or week night so that you don't have to worry about being tired the next day. For example, you could have a Cinderella rule with your partner that the cutoff time is 10:30 p.m. because you turned into a pumpkin at 11 p.m. One stat claims that the optimal duration for messing around is about 23 minutes. So 10.30 would mean you would be finished, ready for lights out and asleep by 11.

Speaker 5:
[167:46] So what's your move then? Because you're going to have to get it to the bedroom. So you got to be around like eight o'clock.

Speaker 1:
[167:56] Well, for me, my Cinderella time would be about 6.45.

Speaker 19:
[167:58] Yeah, it's pretty early.

Speaker 1:
[167:59] 6:45 p.m. on the weeknights. Weeknight.

Speaker 5:
[168:05] I think I would just like, I don't know. It's tough because you got to somehow initiate it. And if you're like a Ben, a couple for a really long time, you're married. What are you watching TV?

Speaker 3:
[168:17] And then you're like, we gotta go bang.

Speaker 24:
[168:22] There's no chance on a weeknight for me. The kids aren't even asleep till almost nine.

Speaker 5:
[168:27] Right.

Speaker 24:
[168:27] And I got to be here. I got like six minutes.

Speaker 19:
[168:31] You got six minutes. That's it.

Speaker 5:
[168:32] Now.

Speaker 20:
[168:34] Right now.

Speaker 5:
[168:34] Yeah. That's a tough game. Tough to get someone revved up in six minutes.

Speaker 20:
[168:40] It is.

Speaker 1:
[168:41] Revved up and finished.

Speaker 5:
[168:42] Oh yeah.

Speaker 20:
[168:43] Well, I'm not worried about finished.

Speaker 3:
[168:45] I've never been worried about that.

Speaker 24:
[168:47] I'm a selfish lover.

Speaker 1:
[168:51] Selfish lover.

Speaker 24:
[168:53] Is that a song?

Speaker 1:
[168:54] No. I don't think so. Hard time lover.

Speaker 5:
[168:55] Hard time lover, yeah.

Speaker 24:
[168:57] Well, I'm that too. I'm unemployed.

Speaker 1:
[169:00] Now every couple is different. Some people have earlier wake up times like us. Some people need more sleep than others. The Cinderella rule works easily with scheduled sex, but it's possible to do it and still be spontaneous. You just have to establish that cutoff time. Some people say it's worked wonders for them because it's hard to get spicy in the moment because they're both so busy with family stuff. This establishes a window to work within like, all right, we're at our window, let's go.

Speaker 5:
[169:28] It's good. As long as everyone knows the window, you know, and you don't have like a window to yourself that you're trying to fit other people into, you know what I mean? It's just a wild thing.

Speaker 24:
[169:39] I don't work well under pressure.

Speaker 19:
[169:42] You wouldn't be able to do it, probably.

Speaker 24:
[169:45] It's the pressure, I get anxious and I'm in my head.

Speaker 4:
[169:48] I don't know if there's enough time.

Speaker 1:
[169:51] But I can't finish. Maybe see Alice Watson.

Speaker 5:
[169:55] Oh, I think that's a different man.

Speaker 24:
[169:58] I forgot to take it last night and I feel the difference.

Speaker 1:
[170:00] Oh, you're not as horny today.

Speaker 24:
[170:02] I just, I'm not, it gets my blood pumping.

Speaker 1:
[170:05] You forgot to take it last night or you didn't take it because you knew you could be penetrated today.

Speaker 20:
[170:10] Oh, wow, I forgot about that.

Speaker 3:
[170:12] I don't know.

Speaker 19:
[170:14] Yeah, his plan is smart.

Speaker 2:
[170:15] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[170:18] Stuff got busy.

Speaker 11:
[170:19] Yeah, that's really smart.

Speaker 2:
[170:21] I don't know what I did.

Speaker 3:
[170:22] Yeah, it's a really smart move.

Speaker 1:
[170:25] You do not want to get hard today.

Speaker 24:
[170:27] You betrayed my trust. Oh, really?

Speaker 2:
[170:30] You said it.

Speaker 1:
[170:31] I just made the connection.

Speaker 3:
[170:34] It's just so wild. Shepherd's Hook is coming out.

Speaker 24:
[170:38] It's not.

Speaker 3:
[170:39] I'm saying no. Oh, OK.

Speaker 1:
[170:42] Earlier this morning, he's like, Yep, she's getting in me. Now, well, she might finger.

Speaker 24:
[170:47] She might versus the shepherds using the hook every day.

Speaker 1:
[170:52] We may or may not hear what happens at Jason's pelvic floor therapy session today.

Speaker 24:
[170:57] Tomorrow, I can't imagine moving up a wand and stretching my rectum at home every day.

Speaker 1:
[171:03] I can just to get one decent piss stream.

Speaker 5:
[171:07] I think it's no, I don't think it's a big deal.

Speaker 3:
[171:10] I think you're going to like it.

Speaker 24:
[171:11] You just want me to do it so we can joke about it here.

Speaker 3:
[171:14] That's it.

Speaker 4:
[171:16] I'm worried about your health.

Speaker 1:
[171:17] That's the main thing.

Speaker 5:
[171:18] That's the main thing.

Speaker 1:
[171:20] Your health and wellness.

Speaker 20:
[171:20] We can't.

Speaker 5:
[171:21] Oh my God.

Speaker 24:
[171:22] We'll find out tomorrow if you spingered.

Speaker 1:
[171:24] Just worried about your health.

Speaker 20:
[171:25] It's Fingered Friday on Dave & Chuck the Freak. Oh no.

Speaker 3:
[171:30] That's kind of what it is. That's kind of what it is.

Speaker 1:
[171:33] I'm wanting what it could be.

Speaker 20:
[171:34] Yeah, every Friday.

Speaker 1:
[171:36] Will Jason be fingered today? Find out tomorrow on Dave & Chuck the Freak. Oh wow.

Speaker 3:
[171:41] Fingered Friday. Fingered Friday.

Speaker 5:
[171:44] You better talk to some people about that.

Speaker 24:
[171:45] That's inappropriate.

Speaker 5:
[171:47] Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3:
[171:48] You're right.

Speaker 1:
[171:48] Ridiculous. We're going to take a break here.

Speaker 3:
[171:51] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[171:53] May have thrown out what I need.

Speaker 3:
[171:54] What are we doing?

Speaker 1:
[171:55] You know, got lots to get to coming up next.

Speaker 3:
[171:59] Big pile of garbage. Big pile of garbage over there. Through it. Coming on.

Speaker 20:
[172:04] There it is.

Speaker 1:
[172:06] Why are our douchebags of the day making a man demolish his guest house? What went wrong for seven tourists in Australia that resulted in a horrifying rescue? And why did some folks in China decide to clone a family member?

Speaker 20:
[172:21] Oh, no.

Speaker 1:
[172:22] We're going to get to that and much more right after this.

Speaker 2:
[172:24] Previously on Dave & Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 1:
[172:27] Jade Chips met her husband Chris through a prison pen pal service. He has to serve a minimum of 10 years behind bars, but he also has a sizable income from his stake in a casino, and he owns the house where Jade now lives.

Speaker 19:
[172:41] Sounds perfect.

Speaker 15:
[172:42] She owns a house?

Speaker 5:
[172:43] I mean, I would date a guy who owns half of a casino.

Speaker 19:
[172:46] Chuck, is that your husband?

Speaker 20:
[172:48] That's my husband. I should clear some things up.

Speaker 5:
[172:51] What's that? He owns half of a casino.

Speaker 19:
[172:53] Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:
[172:54] So I just, yeah, he's in prison too.

Speaker 4:
[172:57] Goodness, when's he out?

Speaker 5:
[172:58] Ten years.

Speaker 20:
[172:59] And after that, I'm really going to have to figure some stuff out, because I don't want to do any of that other stuff. He's going to want to try and get me pregnant. Yes, he's going to keep trying. Yeah, like, I can't have it.

Speaker 5:
[173:09] Surprise, I'm home!

Speaker 20:
[173:11] He got out early.

Speaker 5:
[173:12] Because he's prison strong.

Speaker 20:
[173:14] That would be a big shocker. I'm home! I got out early. Time to make a baby. I can't make a baby!

Speaker 2:
[173:25] It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Youtube.com slash Dave and Chuck.

Speaker 1:
[173:44] Coming up on Dave and Chuck the Freak, who do you pick as our douche bag of the day in our first story? What went wrong for seven tourists in Australia that resulted in a horrifying rescue and times of India? Coming up, checking in with the morning report. I'm Dave Hunter, time now for a check of the news.

Speaker 24:
[174:08] Let's start with this, all right?

Speaker 19:
[174:15] You're a douche.

Speaker 24:
[174:16] I'm not a douche.

Speaker 19:
[174:17] And you're a stupid douche.

Speaker 8:
[174:18] You are so a douche.

Speaker 9:
[174:19] I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award, you douche.

Speaker 2:
[174:22] Dave and Chuck the Freak salute the Douchebag of the Day.

Speaker 1:
[174:27] All right, so up for grabs the title of Douchebag of the Day in this story out of Tampa where a homeowner has been arrested for not demolishing his guest house like his neighbors wanted him to.

Speaker 19:
[174:41] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[174:42] So is he the douchebag because he's got a beachfront property with a guest house?

Speaker 3:
[174:47] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[174:49] Are the neighbors the douchebags because they didn't like their view?

Speaker 4:
[174:52] Oh my God, I can't see a thing.

Speaker 3:
[174:54] I can't see the entire ocean.

Speaker 1:
[174:56] Or is the judge who put him in jail for not demolishing his guest house, the douchebag? Let's find out. We'll get your answers after the story here from all of the above.

Speaker 3:
[175:08] Peels.

Speaker 19:
[175:10] Good afternoon, Mr. Martin.

Speaker 8:
[175:12] Wearing an orange jumpsuit, Michael Martin says he's fighting for his rights and his beach park home.

Speaker 24:
[175:17] It's like you can have an attempted murder or a rapist can bond out or bail out.

Speaker 9:
[175:21] No, you want me to be held?

Speaker 11:
[175:22] It's like, it's insane.

Speaker 8:
[175:23] This was Martin Friday after a warrant was issued for his arrest for contempt of court.

Speaker 9:
[175:28] I'm in this no man's land with an unfinished product.

Speaker 8:
[175:31] Since 2021, he's been building his dream home and his house, pool, pickleball court and guest house were all permitted by the city.

Speaker 9:
[175:39] Yeah, I'm in the 20 yard line to get finished.

Speaker 8:
[175:41] But his neighbors, Barbara and Gordon Babbitt, say construction wasn't properly approved and sued Martin and the city. For years, they battled in court with Judge Christopher Nash eventually taking the Babbitt's side, first ordering Martin to tear down the guest house, then later adding the pool and pickleball court. Martin has appeals pending right now, but the Babbitts filed a motion to have Martin arrested and Judge Nash ordered it last week.

Speaker 11:
[176:06] He is going to either comply with this order in the face of an appeal, pay $800,000 to demolish this guest house, and give up his rights to appeal or sit in jail.

Speaker 8:
[176:22] The Babbitts didn't come to the door tonight to give their side, but in a transcript of a court hearing earlier today, their attorney said the Babbitts don't want Mr. Martin to sit in jail. They want the judgment to be complied with.

Speaker 11:
[176:34] At the end of the day, though, he is in jail, and it's been because of the multiple requests by the neighbors for him to go to jail or absent completing this demolition.

Speaker 8:
[176:46] The judge rejected an offer to put demolition money into a court account while the appeal is pending. In Tampa, Chris Hurst, 10 Tampa Bay News.

Speaker 19:
[176:54] So he never got a permit to build any of these things?

Speaker 8:
[176:58] He did.

Speaker 19:
[176:58] He never went through?

Speaker 15:
[176:59] They say he did.

Speaker 8:
[177:00] They say he did. He got a permit for everything.

Speaker 19:
[177:02] Then the case closed if he got a permit.

Speaker 1:
[177:04] But they said the neighbors claimed it wasn't correct and then a judge eventually sided with them.

Speaker 19:
[177:10] What's not correct about it?

Speaker 1:
[177:12] Either it wasn't done correctly or it wasn't as specified.

Speaker 5:
[177:15] He went through the wrong thing.

Speaker 1:
[177:17] He's claiming he got it proved and he did it by the book.

Speaker 5:
[177:20] Something's messed up.

Speaker 19:
[177:21] If he's in jail, he didn't go by the book. And I think people like him like to cut corners and they don't like to go by the book. Because they don't think they have to.

Speaker 5:
[177:31] Do you think it's also to like he got a property, but he can't really, is he like he can't afford to really build even on there? Everything is going so slow.

Speaker 1:
[177:46] I don't know, it looks pretty amazing.

Speaker 19:
[177:48] I think he can afford it. I think they stopped the, you know, the guest house from continuing to be built because they are saying and a judge is saying he didn't go through the proper.

Speaker 5:
[177:59] Right.

Speaker 24:
[178:00] Does it affect their life in any way?

Speaker 1:
[178:02] Well, I think they saw they get it's blocking their view. As you can see, that's a shot they took of the neighbors. That that's what they're looking at now.

Speaker 5:
[178:10] So they had that one tiny little spot that they could, they could see what?

Speaker 1:
[178:15] Maybe see the water from.

Speaker 19:
[178:17] Yeah, and it depends on where you live. Like a lot of places, well, you have to put like greenery up so you can't see structures, especially with extra garages or a guest house or something. I don't know if it's like that there, but a lot of communities.

Speaker 5:
[178:31] I just, yeah, I wonder what's really going on. Like, because if he did get the permits, like the thing about permits is that generally you have to show the permits to a construction company.

Speaker 19:
[178:44] Unless your construction company isn't.

Speaker 5:
[178:47] Or it's your construction company and you just say do it.

Speaker 19:
[178:50] Who's the douchebag?

Speaker 5:
[178:52] Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[178:53] It's hard.

Speaker 1:
[178:54] It's the judge that took money from those people. He needs to be investigated.

Speaker 24:
[178:57] I'll never call the judge a douchebag.

Speaker 3:
[178:59] I won't either.

Speaker 20:
[179:00] I didn't even want to say that.

Speaker 3:
[179:02] I didn't even want to say the top line. I wouldn't say that out loud. People are always saying, we're a good judge.

Speaker 19:
[179:08] Rich people problems.

Speaker 1:
[179:10] That's what my question was, who is the douchebag here?

Speaker 19:
[179:13] It's hard to say.

Speaker 5:
[179:14] It's so hard to say.

Speaker 1:
[179:17] I mean, if legitimately he got the permits and he did it as specified and then they went back on that, then that's not cool.

Speaker 5:
[179:23] I think we have to dumb this down a bit. Imagine, Dave, you're going to build a shed.

Speaker 1:
[179:28] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[179:29] And you got the permit.

Speaker 1:
[179:30] Yep.

Speaker 3:
[179:31] And then I stopped you.

Speaker 19:
[179:32] It was too close. What was it? What was the problem with it?

Speaker 1:
[179:35] Not six feet away from the property line. Even though it was a temporary structure.

Speaker 3:
[179:41] Tear that thing down. There's the son of a bitch.

Speaker 1:
[179:44] The neighbor's the douchebag.

Speaker 20:
[179:45] Luckily, I know the judge.

Speaker 5:
[179:49] I can't have that trash next to me.

Speaker 4:
[179:51] The Dave Hunter trash.

Speaker 1:
[179:57] You guys, I don't know what's going on. I really don't. It's the second time.

Speaker 5:
[180:14] Did it land right on that trailer?

Speaker 1:
[180:17] No, that's it being towed away.

Speaker 9:
[180:18] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[180:18] But here's the story from Fox 10.

Speaker 9:
[180:20] Before it was towed, it was airborne with an issue.

Speaker 6:
[180:24] Rocket tower, Metro 1-01, Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

Speaker 4:
[180:26] We are having an engine failure.

Speaker 6:
[180:28] We are approximately seven nautical miles short.

Speaker 9:
[180:30] The controller.

Speaker 1:
[180:31] That is the happiest Mayday I've ever heard.

Speaker 8:
[180:33] That's crazy. We're going now.

Speaker 19:
[180:37] About to crash.

Speaker 1:
[180:38] That is not how I'd sound. That is not at all how I would sound.

Speaker 9:
[180:42] It directs them.

Speaker 7:
[180:43] It appears you're overflying Main Street.

Speaker 9:
[180:45] The city of Mesa camera captured the plane landing just past Gilbert Road and the light rail stop onto Main Street. Another pilot calls it out.

Speaker 7:
[180:53] They are safe on the ground. They did not hit anything. They did great.

Speaker 9:
[180:56] Amazing. The wings barely fitting between poles and wires. And take a look at the car in the left corner.

Speaker 11:
[181:01] Look to my left and there's a plane sitting there.

Speaker 9:
[181:03] It was Charles Cruz's car. So is that your car right there?

Speaker 11:
[181:06] Yep, that's the tail end of my car there.

Speaker 9:
[181:08] He said he heard the plane but didn't see it till it came to a stop.

Speaker 11:
[181:11] It just sounded like someone slammed their brakes on suddenly and you know, just heard like a car. I thought it was a car braking for some reason like an accident trying to avoid an accident.

Speaker 9:
[181:20] The plane belongs to Venture West Airline Pilot Academy out of Falcon Field. They didn't want to talk to us but confirmed the pilot, passengers and everyone on the ground was safe and uninjured. After flying south over the desert, the flight path shows they were headed northeast to Falcon Field when the May Day went out. The plane was taken to the Camping World parking lot down the street as a team dismantled the wings. Nick Bush was working when he heard something unusual.

Speaker 11:
[181:44] I've never heard a 30-second tire screech, you know? I mean, it was enough where we both stopped what we were doing and came right outside.

Speaker 9:
[181:51] Albert working two businesses down heard it as well.

Speaker 7:
[181:53] That was the last thing I was expecting to see.

Speaker 2:
[181:55] I was expecting to see a car, a truck, maybe even nothing.

Speaker 9:
[181:58] All the witnesses said the light on the canal crosswalk was red, which stopped the cars before the plane landed.

Speaker 11:
[182:04] There was no oncoming cars, they already stopped.

Speaker 9:
[182:07] Timing is everything.

Speaker 6:
[182:08] That guy had an angel on his shoulder and so did some other people.

Speaker 9:
[182:11] Incredibly again, I repeat this because it's hard to believe. Everyone is okay, no damage to the businesses here. Nothing was hit by this plane landing here. And everyone I've spoken to has said that is a miracle.

Speaker 5:
[182:29] I mean it's nuts.

Speaker 3:
[182:30] It is.

Speaker 5:
[182:31] You're kind of a good pilot.

Speaker 3:
[182:33] Mayday, mayday. Yeah, mayday, mayday.

Speaker 2:
[182:36] Don't worry about a thing.

Speaker 3:
[182:38] Everything's going to be fine.

Speaker 5:
[182:39] I'm going to put it down on the highway.

Speaker 2:
[182:42] Putting it down. Hitting the brakes.

Speaker 1:
[182:45] We're stopped.

Speaker 5:
[182:46] You're right though. They're falling out of the sky. They're falling out of the sky, Dave.

Speaker 1:
[182:50] Every couple of days a small plane is falling out of the sky. What is going on? We don't know how to fix anything. We don't know how to maintain things.

Speaker 5:
[182:59] We're just all so dumb.

Speaker 1:
[183:00] We can't do anything anymore.

Speaker 3:
[183:01] Nobody wants a school no more.

Speaker 1:
[183:04] Scary.

Speaker 5:
[183:05] I'm not learning.

Speaker 3:
[183:05] I'm just going to figure it out on my own.

Speaker 2:
[183:10] So a little bit terrifying.

Speaker 1:
[183:11] Speaking of terrifying, when we come back in just a moment, where did some tourists in Australia had to be rescued from? I cannot believe they survived this. Also Paraglider has a bad day as he's coming down to the ground. And why did a family clone a family member? We'll get to that and much more right after this.

Speaker 2:
[183:31] Previously on Dave & Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 1:
[183:34] There's a Japanese Olympic pole vaulter, by the way, whose penis got in the way.

Speaker 2:
[183:38] That's rare.

Speaker 1:
[183:39] Hiroki Ogita, Olympic pole vaulter from Japan didn't make it past the Olympic qualifying, partially because his dong got in the way. He goes for the vault and starts to get up and over the bar. Then his leg bumps it and finally his dong catches it and knocks the bar off completely. So you can see it there in slo mo.

Speaker 3:
[183:57] So his leg, his leg and then, Oh, did you see him?

Speaker 4:
[183:59] He totally is dong.

Speaker 5:
[184:01] Yeah, his dong sent him down.

Speaker 4:
[184:02] There's no question that was his dong.

Speaker 20:
[184:04] Watch his dong get extended. He really got it slow-mo.

Speaker 19:
[184:23] I'm sure he appreciates that.

Speaker 2:
[184:24] Oh, I know.

Speaker 5:
[184:26] Because I think his dong and balls took quite a shellacking.

Speaker 1:
[184:30] They were just pounded up against that pole.

Speaker 2:
[184:32] It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak. Facebook.com slash Dave and Chuck the Freak fans.

Speaker 1:
[184:51] Back here on Dave and Chuck the Freak, and we'll start with a terrifying cliff rescue in Australia. Seven tourists, four adults and three kids were hiking when they became trapped by the high tide.

Speaker 5:
[185:04] Where are they hiking? Where did they decide to hike?

Speaker 1:
[185:07] They're trapped at the side of the cliff. So they must have been down here, and as the tide came in, they've climbed up.

Speaker 5:
[185:12] Oh my god.

Speaker 1:
[185:13] Absolutely terrifying. Here's the story.

Speaker 12:
[185:15] This jaw-dropping footage shows the terrifying rescue. Seven tourists seen here huddling on the side of a steep cliff in Australia. Turbulent white cap waves crashing below them. First responders say the group of four adults and three children were hiking around the edge of the water on the country's southeast coast, about four hours south of Sydney, when they became trapped by the high tide. They managed to climb up the rocky cliff to that thin ledge where they spent three nerve-racking hours pressed together as rescue crews rushed to help. A helicopter arrived first, but the conditions were deemed too dangerous, forcing the hikers to instead be extracted one by one up the cliff. All seven thankfully making it out safely, but officials describing the ordeal as a dangerously close call, saying had the waves gone just a foot higher, the group likely could have been pulled into the sea. Liz Kreutz, NBC News.

Speaker 5:
[186:07] If they got pulled in, they were dead.

Speaker 1:
[186:09] Yeah, they would never survive those.

Speaker 5:
[186:10] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[186:11] Those waves were crazy.

Speaker 5:
[186:12] And the rocks there, I'm sure were.

Speaker 1:
[186:14] They were going to slam you against them. Right?

Speaker 11:
[186:16] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[186:16] Beat you to a pulp.

Speaker 11:
[186:17] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[186:18] And they were all wearing like jeans and hoodies. To me, not experienced hikers. No, not at all.

Speaker 3:
[186:23] Oh, that's just the thing.

Speaker 5:
[186:25] You know, that's why you don't hike.

Speaker 1:
[186:27] Speaking of Australia, this surfer in Australia miraculously survived an attack from the world's most venomous animal. So he was from Australia, vacationing in Fiji when he got attacked by a box jellyfish.

Speaker 5:
[186:46] Well, it's been nice knowing you.

Speaker 1:
[186:48] He said, I was in the water for 30 minutes when I felt something sting my arm really bad. It felt like someone had spilled boiling hot oil on me. It kept getting worse. I paddled over to my guide. He said straight away, Oh no, that's a box jellyfish. We need to get you to the boat ASAP. We rushed to the boat and he said, we need to get you to a hospital right now. It was getting harder to breathe. I felt like I was breathing through a straw. I was convulsing. I couldn't stop sweating. I was shaking. My heart was beating out of my chest.

Speaker 5:
[187:19] It's like me on the toilet.

Speaker 1:
[187:20] My fingers and toes were numb. Said it was absolutely brutal. As they were surfing so far out in Fiji, it would be 40 minutes before they could get to the mainland and another 20 minutes to get to the hospital.

Speaker 5:
[187:37] See, I just assumed if you're on any like island or whatever and something happened, you're just dead. You're just dead. So luckily they got him.

Speaker 1:
[187:45] He said, I Googled on my phone as we were on the boat and I saw that venom takes just two to five minutes to get into your system. And then I just said to my dad, am I going to die?

Speaker 5:
[187:55] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[187:56] He just kept saying, no, mate, you'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Speaker 3:
[187:58] That's what you say to the dying.

Speaker 1:
[188:00] Once we got to the hospital, the doctor went pale and they realized what it was. The doctor pleaded the guy's dad rather pleaded with the doctors to give him anti-venom. But they said it was too late. Too much time has passed. It wouldn't help.

Speaker 4:
[188:13] We just had to wait it out.

Speaker 5:
[188:14] Holy crap.

Speaker 1:
[188:15] They put vinegar on vinegar on my sting and just kept monitoring my heart and my breathing. And miraculously he got better.

Speaker 5:
[188:24] So they literally were just like, hey, man, like he's either going to live or he's dying.

Speaker 1:
[188:28] Yeah, there's literally nothing too late for the anti-venom.

Speaker 5:
[188:31] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[188:32] I don't know if you're out there on a boat like that. I guess you just can't. It's probably not feasible to have anti-venom with you every day, but.

Speaker 5:
[188:39] Right. Right.

Speaker 20:
[188:40] Does this guy ever wear a shirt?

Speaker 8:
[188:42] No.

Speaker 24:
[188:42] I don't usually see a shirtless photo from the hospital bed.

Speaker 8:
[188:45] Well, he's a surfer.

Speaker 1:
[188:46] He's an Australian surfer.

Speaker 3:
[188:47] He usually got a gown or...

Speaker 1:
[188:48] You're jealous of the...

Speaker 5:
[188:49] If my chest was the same size.

Speaker 4:
[188:51] I'm not jealous.

Speaker 3:
[188:52] Se us a little bit.

Speaker 24:
[188:53] I've never seen that.

Speaker 5:
[188:54] If I was in your shirt. And in shape, I'd have no shirt on right now.

Speaker 24:
[188:58] I'd say, dude, this wouldn't be a shirtless...

Speaker 1:
[189:00] He probably wasn't wearing a shirt.

Speaker 20:
[189:02] Yeah, no.

Speaker 5:
[189:03] Right when they got him. They would have cut it off anyway. Gown up.

Speaker 4:
[189:07] Jealous of the hot guy.

Speaker 20:
[189:08] He hates the hot guy.

Speaker 1:
[189:10] Jealous of the hot surfer.

Speaker 3:
[189:11] Oh my God. What a shirt.

Speaker 11:
[189:15] He's got gray hair.

Speaker 4:
[189:16] Stupid bleach blonde hair.

Speaker 3:
[189:18] Yeah.

Speaker 15:
[189:19] Tan body, perfect nipples.

Speaker 20:
[189:21] Oh my God.

Speaker 5:
[189:23] Calm down.

Speaker 1:
[189:24] See, Alice Watson.

Speaker 5:
[189:25] He's right.

Speaker 24:
[189:25] They look just like mine.

Speaker 20:
[189:28] Oh, it's what he could have been.

Speaker 3:
[189:30] That's what it is.

Speaker 5:
[189:31] What? So that could have been. If he could have had beautiful hair and tan skin and just became a surfer.

Speaker 1:
[189:37] And nipples that look just like his?

Speaker 5:
[189:39] Just like his.

Speaker 3:
[189:40] Only if.

Speaker 5:
[189:41] Only if. That's why it hurt so bad.

Speaker 19:
[189:45] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[189:47] You never think it's going to be you. And then it's you.

Speaker 2:
[189:49] And now it's this.

Speaker 24:
[189:52] I'm just a pale bearded bald man.

Speaker 19:
[189:54] Margarita Jones.

Speaker 24:
[189:56] Thank you, Margarita Jones.

Speaker 1:
[189:57] Margarita Jones.

Speaker 24:
[189:58] She's really changed my life, Margarita Jones.

Speaker 19:
[189:59] Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1:
[190:00] She has for sure. Firefighters in Northern Italy had to rescue a paraglider that got stuck in a tree.

Speaker 14:
[190:09] Firefighters in Northern Italy rescued a paraglider who was stuck in a tree. Footage of the unusual rescue was posted to social media by the Italian National Firefighters Association, the Velligi di Fuoco.

Speaker 19:
[190:21] Velligi di Fuoco? Careful.

Speaker 14:
[190:29] Firefighters used a ladder braced by ropes on each side to reach the man who was able to climb down and was uninjured. In the video, bells can be heard in the background, and suddenly we see why. A curious spectator strolled up and saw what was happening on her land.

Speaker 1:
[190:52] That's right in your feed bucket.

Speaker 14:
[190:54] The paraglider seemed to have crashed into a farm, leading one of the cows to go and inspect the situation. For Inside Edition Digital, I'm Sal Bono. Huh.

Speaker 1:
[191:08] What do they call the firefighters over there? Are they the Legion of Fuoco?

Speaker 2:
[191:12] Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 14:
[191:14] The Vigilio de Fuoco.

Speaker 20:
[191:15] The Vigilio de Fuoco.

Speaker 5:
[191:17] You gotta be really careful about that one.

Speaker 20:
[191:20] That sounds cooler than firefighter.

Speaker 1:
[191:22] It does. I'm with the Vigilio de Fuoco.

Speaker 3:
[191:25] Oh, yes.

Speaker 5:
[191:27] Careful, Dave. It's a little, just one little Dave-ism there, and we're in big, big trouble. Big, big trouble.

Speaker 1:
[191:36] It's firefighter in Italian, I was just trying to say. No parent wants to experience the loss of a child, which is why one family decided to choose the AI clone route to protect their 80-year-old mom. After the woman's son was killed in a car accident, the family commissioned the design of an AI clone of him.

Speaker 5:
[191:59] What?

Speaker 1:
[192:00] So the mom could continue talking with him through video.

Speaker 5:
[192:04] No, Dave.

Speaker 1:
[192:04] And not realize he died.

Speaker 5:
[192:07] Not realize? Oh, like they literally... Is she about to die or something?

Speaker 1:
[192:12] She's 80 and fragile, they say.

Speaker 3:
[192:14] I know, but that doesn't...

Speaker 5:
[192:15] You could live for a long time.

Speaker 1:
[192:17] The video and voice recreation is said to be so realistic that the woman has no idea her child has passed on.

Speaker 5:
[192:27] That is... Is he going to come visit me?

Speaker 1:
[192:31] He works in a different city far away.

Speaker 5:
[192:33] Oh, but I'm dying though.

Speaker 4:
[192:35] He should probably get here.

Speaker 1:
[192:37] I'll try my best.

Speaker 5:
[192:37] Does he not love me?

Speaker 20:
[192:38] He hates me.

Speaker 5:
[192:40] No, he's dead.

Speaker 19:
[192:42] Oh, my God.

Speaker 20:
[192:44] That is so crazy.

Speaker 1:
[192:47] I mean, I know you're trying to protect your fragile...

Speaker 19:
[192:50] Maybe she doesn't understand things. Maybe not. She's got some things up with her brain.

Speaker 5:
[192:54] And just let it sort of take its course.

Speaker 19:
[192:58] Oh.

Speaker 1:
[192:59] I tried to do this here, Lisa, but I'm like, Chuck, I know it's just a clone of you. You actually have to come in and do the show, man.

Speaker 5:
[193:05] No, I don't.

Speaker 1:
[193:06] No, I do not. I know it's a clone. Nice try.

Speaker 5:
[193:09] I have to poop again.

Speaker 1:
[193:11] Nice try.

Speaker 5:
[193:12] I have diarrhea.

Speaker 15:
[193:13] Please, the clone's not even going to be here untied.

Speaker 1:
[193:15] No.

Speaker 3:
[193:15] No.

Speaker 5:
[193:17] Running late, guys.

Speaker 20:
[193:18] Chuck's clone.

Speaker 1:
[193:19] How can a clone run late?

Speaker 20:
[193:20] It's a clone of me. It's a clone of me.

Speaker 5:
[193:23] Who thought that a shower took five minutes when a shower takes ten minutes?

Speaker 15:
[193:28] We're going to name it buffering.

Speaker 3:
[193:31] Chuck will be with us soon. He's buffering.

Speaker 5:
[193:33] Give me a minute.

Speaker 1:
[193:36] Dig us up. I know.

Speaker 2:
[193:37] It's a clone.

Speaker 1:
[193:38] When we come back in a moment, the Times of India, what does a Hindu temple now require people to do before they enter? And why is it giving me another reason not to go to India? We'll explain right after this.

Speaker 2:
[193:51] Previously, on Dave & Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 1:
[193:54] A Chick-fil-A manager was taking money off the top. $150,000 to fund his OnlyFans addiction. Judging from his mugshot.

Speaker 20:
[194:04] Hi. Yeah, that's what I... Only Dongs is what he was checking out.

Speaker 3:
[194:10] Oh yeah, looks like that.

Speaker 5:
[194:12] Well, well, well. I will buy that photo.

Speaker 1:
[194:18] Timothy Hill Jr. of Woodbury was convicted of one count of wire fraud for embezzling more than $144,000 over the course of a year.

Speaker 5:
[194:27] Guys are expensive all year.

Speaker 8:
[194:30] There are no deals.

Speaker 4:
[194:33] It's so much money. I am losing my ass on this.

Speaker 20:
[194:37] Woo, he looks great again.

Speaker 5:
[194:40] I gotta buy this photo shoot.

Speaker 20:
[194:42] $35.99.

Speaker 5:
[194:44] If you only knew about that one website we know about.

Speaker 2:
[194:47] It would have saved him a lot of dough. It's Dave and Chuck the Freak. Dave and Chuck the Freak, on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freak. The Times of India.

Speaker 1:
[195:16] Well, as you know, Amber's been trying to talk me into taking the kids back to her homeland for years now. Chuck this up as another reason that I can keep in my little arsenal of never wanting to go. Yup. Some beautiful temples in India. Oh, sure.

Speaker 4:
[195:32] Beautiful. Sure.

Speaker 1:
[195:33] But this one, the Gangotri Temple, now mandates all visitors to consume Panchgabha.

Speaker 5:
[195:45] What is Panchgabha?

Speaker 1:
[195:47] It sounds delicious. It is milk, curds, ghee, which is clarified butter, honey and cow piss. What?

Speaker 24:
[196:01] I think you should leave it to cow piss.

Speaker 19:
[196:04] You put that last.

Speaker 24:
[196:05] Yeah, just slip it in there.

Speaker 4:
[196:07] I have a juice for you to drink. You're going to love it.

Speaker 1:
[196:13] What is it at?

Speaker 5:
[196:14] Mostly cow piss.

Speaker 1:
[196:15] Oh my, oh my God. We love the cow, the sacred cow. That's it.

Speaker 5:
[196:19] The sacred cow.

Speaker 8:
[196:20] The cows are sacred.

Speaker 5:
[196:23] I knew it.

Speaker 1:
[196:24] And they say this will keep out non-believers from the temple.

Speaker 5:
[196:28] Piss upon us cows. Piss upon us.

Speaker 4:
[196:32] I don't think that's appropriate.

Speaker 13:
[196:34] They don't want to be pissed upon.

Speaker 1:
[196:36] I don't think they want golden cow showers.

Speaker 5:
[196:39] Why not? Have you tried one?

Speaker 1:
[196:43] They say true believers will have no problem consuming it. Entering in disguise, those that try that with no faith in the religion, they will have a problem.

Speaker 5:
[196:56] Well, then you just say, like, listen, I'm not down with all this. And then you can just stay outside, right? They're not going to, like, do anything to you, are they? Put you in the sewage outside or something?

Speaker 1:
[197:07] No, I don't think so.

Speaker 3:
[197:07] All right. They're just like, oh no, God bless.

Speaker 1:
[197:11] The policy begins as the annual Char Dam Yatra pilgrimage begins.

Speaker 5:
[197:17] Dude, that's the time to go though, you know?

Speaker 1:
[197:19] Drawing millions to four different temples, including this one. So they want to keep the non-believers out.

Speaker 5:
[197:25] Yeah, I know. But it's amazing to be in line with a million people to try and get into some place. So and every once in a while, they just start running. They just start running like mad and they trample everybody. Last year, it should be great.

Speaker 1:
[197:41] Not too much. Only 5.1 million people.

Speaker 5:
[197:43] Oh, that's all. Oh, how many people died during it? Because people always die during it, dude. You know they do.

Speaker 1:
[197:50] How many people will die drinking cow urine?

Speaker 5:
[197:52] I don't. I don't.

Speaker 20:
[197:53] I can't.

Speaker 5:
[197:55] I don't know the numbers on that.

Speaker 19:
[197:57] I'm going to write that down, Dave.

Speaker 1:
[198:00] Yes, can't go to India because I can't drink cow urine.

Speaker 20:
[198:03] There it is right there.

Speaker 5:
[198:04] Yeah, it's right there. Right on the page.

Speaker 1:
[198:06] Right there. Sorry, babe.

Speaker 3:
[198:07] Right on the page.

Speaker 17:
[198:08] Lots of love.

Speaker 3:
[198:08] Have fun.

Speaker 1:
[198:11] That's going to do it for us here on this Thursday. Stay safe and we'll talk to you next time on Dave & Chuck the Freak.

Speaker 17:
[198:18] I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word. Yeah. So everybody? Penis.

Speaker 2:
[198:36] Thank you for listening to Dave & Chuck the Freak.