04-23-2026 Edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show

title 04-23-2026 Edition of the Woody and Wilcox Show

description Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Heinz is sponsoring the 57th pick in the NFL draft;

Woody finally has a doctor’s appointment;

Obscure brushes with greatness;

Protein in products;

Wilcox puts peanut butter on everything;

Entertainment: the Michael Jackson movie, Stranger Things animated show;

Nee Doh Squishys are the big thing now;

Microwave safety;

And more!

pubDate Thu, 23 Apr 2026 14:05:50 GMT

author Woody and Wilcox (WEND)

duration 4202000

transcript

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Speaker 4:
[02:31] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[02:33] Chelsea's bee hole video is up on our Instagram. That's something I didn't think I would say ever, maybe.

Speaker 6:
[02:39] The blobs, sorry, you're not gonna say it again.

Speaker 5:
[02:41] Just have to follow along. I'm not gonna get into all the details. Let's just say it has something to do with protecting you against stings. And I'm just the one who shares the info with you. Don't shoot the messenger. Chelsea, do you remember talking about your bee hole?

Speaker 7:
[02:58] I remember talking about encountering a bee hole and what happened.

Speaker 5:
[03:02] Okay. Yeah, I'm going to take that as a yes. So if you don't follow us on social media, at Woody and Wilcox is the way that you can do that. TV tonight, huh? If you're not going to be there, that is. NFL draft? Who's fired up?

Speaker 6:
[03:15] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[03:16] Wants to see a man get booed for hours on end. That is really fun if you're not familiar with how the draft works.

Speaker 6:
[03:23] Did you see that the NFL sold something? The 57th pick in the draft, which I don't think happens today, it's going to happen tomorrow, right? Because it's only the first round today.

Speaker 5:
[03:35] I think that's right, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[03:36] They sold it to the catch up people.

Speaker 7:
[03:38] You can sponsor draft picks now?

Speaker 6:
[03:41] This is a new one to me. Heinz, the catch up people, will give a lifetime supply of catch up to whoever is picked 57th in the draft this year. And I think it's a tie-in, because isn't Heinz Pittsburgh related in some way?

Speaker 5:
[03:57] Yeah, the draft is in Pittsburgh, and yes, I believe Heinz is headquartered there. The football stadium is Heinz Field, I think.

Speaker 6:
[04:04] Yes, so now we've sold everything. Even the number of picks.

Speaker 5:
[04:11] I didn't even know that was happening. No, I haven't heard of that before. If it has happened, I'm certainly not familiar with it.

Speaker 6:
[04:17] And what is a lifetime supply of ketchup?

Speaker 5:
[04:20] Like all those things, it's probably a bottle a month for life. Something like that.

Speaker 7:
[04:27] But when they come out and they give you like your new hat and everything, is it just going to be like a Heinz hat instead of a team hat?

Speaker 6:
[04:33] They're just going to come out and just cover him with ketchup?

Speaker 7:
[04:36] Yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 5:
[04:36] This is how they build excitement for the draft.

Speaker 7:
[04:39] I wasn't going to watch it now.

Speaker 5:
[04:40] You'll have to tune in and find out.

Speaker 7:
[04:41] It's day two.

Speaker 5:
[04:43] How? I guess they do televise it on day two, but I don't understand. It's maybe just so idiots will talk about it. And mission accomplished. Idiots are now talking about it. Speaking of TV.

Speaker 8:
[04:56] Good morning, listener Jay here. Hey, have y'all discussed Will Smith's new TV series, Pole to Pole, where he travels the world slapping people? Or, I don't know, that's not quite right. But in the commercials, they say he milks tarantulas. How'd you like a tall glass of tarantula milk? Just think of that milk mustache.

Speaker 5:
[05:16] I remember when they announced this Will Smith show where he travels. I've seen none of it. Has anybody seen any of that? No.

Speaker 7:
[05:23] I mean, I've no I haven't watched it. But I mean, he's done this not his first travel show. Remember, he did one with Eric Weinmayer.

Speaker 6:
[05:30] That's right.

Speaker 7:
[05:32] And that was fascinating. I can't remember the name of that.

Speaker 6:
[05:35] He's got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes from the professionals and 66% from the public.

Speaker 7:
[05:42] Some people still mad about the slapping incident. I feel like you can let him move on now. No? I want to see him milk a tarantula, okay?

Speaker 6:
[05:53] It's so hard to get to the tarantula nipples.

Speaker 5:
[05:57] By the way, pretty big holiday today. I mean, we had Earth Day. Was that yesterday? But nothing really compares to Herve Villaches' birthday. So I'm sure it's on your calendar. I'm sure you're out working today. And kids, if you don't know who I'm talking about, I want you to go ahead and Google that. It would have been 83 today and is also the focus of one of the greatest Woody and Wilcox obscure brushes with greatness of all time.

Speaker 9:
[06:23] Hey, back in the 80s, I got drunk with the dude who's sister lived with Herve Villaches. Wow.

Speaker 5:
[06:31] Tattoo from Fantasy Island, kids look that up. Then he was also in one of the James Bond movies as a character called Nicknack. He was a very small man and that's his claim to fame, honestly. Happy birthday, Herve, and I hope that everybody was aware of that.

Speaker 10:
[06:52] My name is Leslie and my mom and dad ate crab legs on a boat with Burt Reynolds.

Speaker 5:
[07:02] Speaking of obscure brushes with greatness, right? Yes, I get what you're doing there. It's not Burt Reynolds' birthday. That has nothing to do with Burt. Just obscure brushes with greatness is all that is.

Speaker 10:
[07:12] Hi, my name is Kat and my mom called Roscoe P. Coltrane, a walk-in bathtub.

Speaker 5:
[07:20] Also not Roscoe's birthday today as well, but great brushes with greatness. So 704-FEZ-3200, there's also the talkback button if you're listening via the iHeartRadio app. Multiple ways to reach us.

Speaker 11:
[07:32] So Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[07:35] I appreciate that everybody's curious. We have talked off and on obviously about Woody's health and standby, we believe there may be an update. So hang on for that. But through this whole process where Woody initially came in one day and said he had horrible food poisoning and then we determined, hey, maybe something else is going on. Then he spent weeks and weeks just trying to get doctor's appointments. Then we had a listener named Denny from a place called Kraft Body Scan who reached out and was like, hey man, come in and get a body scan. This will tell you a lot of the stuff you need to know. Then we now have been able to apparently offer you an amazing deal at Kraft Body Scan, which is great and I appreciate your questions.

Speaker 12:
[08:15] About that Kraft Body Scan, is that in Houston or is that in Austin? Because I'm looking it up and I don't see anything in Houston.

Speaker 5:
[08:24] So here's the thing, they're not everywhere and in this case, if you are in Texas, they are in Austin, they're not in Houston.

Speaker 6:
[08:31] Well, you know, worth a road trip.

Speaker 5:
[08:33] I mean, honestly, it probably is. And then there's other locations. If you go to kraftbodyscan.com, you'll see, but they're in Raleigh and Charlotte and Nashville and Tulsa. Columbus. Maybe drive to Tulsa. I haven't been to Tulsa in a long time. Scottsdale. Doesn't matter where. Yeah, Scottsdale is beautiful. So, if you use the promo code WOODY50, you get two heart and lung scans. So that's for you and a friend, and it's not for yourself. Or I guess you could do two yourself, but that seems silly.

Speaker 6:
[09:02] Front and back?

Speaker 5:
[09:03] No, you can see all the way through with the scan. So go to KraftBodyScan, use promo code WOODY50 to get that deal. What's the update, Woody?

Speaker 6:
[09:12] So yesterday was a big day for me. I spent 32 minutes on hold to get a doctor's appointment for today.

Speaker 5:
[09:23] Oh, wow.

Speaker 6:
[09:24] Today. Shocking. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[09:25] Were they confused and thought today was next year?

Speaker 6:
[09:28] Believe me, she heard the shock in my voice after 32 minutes on hold. I'm like, hey, I was referred to you on March 30th. Go ahead and look at your calendar. It's no longer March. It's been April for 23 days. And they're like, yeah, we just got this yesterday.

Speaker 7:
[09:43] How's that even possible?

Speaker 6:
[09:44] That's what I said.

Speaker 5:
[09:45] And I'm like, fax machines.

Speaker 6:
[09:46] Here we go. I'm going to get the old, we'll see you in 2029. And she goes, I have an appointment for tomorrow at two, if you're available. And I was like, yes. Like I literally screamed. My wife was like, are you all right? I was like, I got an appointment for tomorrow at two. She's like, that's incredible. So hopefully, this is the, do I expect anything to be found today? Probably not, but I've got my scan from Craft Body Scan, and I'm going to take it in with me. So as opposed to just being a new patient who then gets the, hey, you need to go get scanned, I'll be like, I already did, here it is.

Speaker 5:
[10:26] I'm such a believer after getting mine that Denise went in yesterday. So my wife now has gotten, obviously we don't have results yet, but probably any day now.

Speaker 6:
[10:36] Chelsea?

Speaker 7:
[10:38] Frank and I are going next week. I told you this and Wilcox admonished me.

Speaker 5:
[10:41] Well, you and Frank are going together.

Speaker 7:
[10:42] We're going together.

Speaker 5:
[10:43] You guys are adorable.

Speaker 7:
[10:44] Aren't we?

Speaker 5:
[10:44] Look at you getting scanned together. Do you do all your doctor's appointments together? I wouldn't be surprised, would you?

Speaker 6:
[10:51] No.

Speaker 7:
[10:52] Just the bad one.

Speaker 5:
[10:53] Just the really bad one.

Speaker 6:
[10:54] You're like Meghan Trainor, so you're going to have like the dual toilets?

Speaker 7:
[10:57] Craft Body Scan is not, I consider that like a checkup, you know, but like he would go with me to the very serious ones and no, we don't have dual toilets with Meghan Trainor, Woody.

Speaker 6:
[11:07] What did Woody say something about dual toilets? I could picture Chelsea and Frank being like Meghan Trainor and getting the side by side toilets so that they're never that far apart.

Speaker 5:
[11:18] But when Frank goes in to get his prostate checked, Chelsea's like, can we hold hands together with the doctor and we'll both put our finger in there? Yeah, you've always wanted to, haven't you? It's a little...

Speaker 7:
[11:31] Anybody can do whatever they want to do behind closed doors, okay? You don't need to go to the doctor for a witness, right?

Speaker 5:
[11:37] Okay, so that's happening in your life.

Speaker 7:
[11:39] No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 13:
[11:39] Okay, wow.

Speaker 7:
[11:41] All I said was we're getting scans next week. We're going together because it's quick for both of us. There's no disrobing and it's non-invasive. It's not like a cancer checkup, thank God.

Speaker 5:
[11:51] No, it's very, very simple and very quick, as a matter of fact, and no fingers involved. That's correct. So it's a win-win. That's actually been Craft Body Scans tagline for years. No fingers involved. It means whatever you want it to mean. So yeah, so all of it is great, even Chelsea stuff. craftbodyscan.com and Woody 50. Woody 50 is the code you need to get those deals.

Speaker 4:
[12:16] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[12:18] Lots going on today, so I don't want to overlook it. Yes, the NFL Draft is happening tonight. So if you want to watch a crowd of people in Pittsburgh, boo a middle-aged man, tonight is your night of entertainment. But it's funny, at the outset of the show, sort of jokingly as an aside, I didn't expect a lot of reaction. I mentioned that you probably shouldn't be working today. It's a national holiday. It would have been Herve Villaches' 83rd birthday. It's a real obscure reference. I understand that. But some people remember Tattoo from Fantasy Island. Kids, that was a TV show. It led to what we always think of as one of our favorite odd obscure brushes with greatness.

Speaker 9:
[12:59] Hey, back in the 80s, I got drunk with the dude whose sister lived with Herve Villaches.

Speaker 5:
[13:05] Wow. So, always a great reference. And then, a lot of you started calling in with your own this morning.

Speaker 14:
[13:11] Hey, everyone. My brother used to date Tammy Faye Baker's granddaughter.

Speaker 5:
[13:22] His brother used to date Tammy Faye Baker's granddaughter from Jim and Tammy Faye.

Speaker 7:
[13:28] I mean, I like it. Maybe too direct of a connection.

Speaker 5:
[13:31] Oh, that's not obscure enough?

Speaker 7:
[13:32] If your doctor's cousin used to date Tammy Faye Baker's granddaughter.

Speaker 5:
[13:37] Well, but so maybe you don't think brother is far enough away. But again, it's Tammy Faye Baker's granddaughter. I mean, that's a few removed as well.

Speaker 7:
[13:45] I mean, I like it. We'll allow.

Speaker 5:
[13:47] Okay. I feel like that was pretty harsh judgment over there. But maybe we're just warming up.

Speaker 4:
[13:50] Talking about obscure brushes with greatness, the radio DJ I listened to once rubbed a lotion all over Cooter from Dukes of Hazards.

Speaker 5:
[14:02] You got a lot wrong in that one.

Speaker 6:
[14:04] I was going to say, no.

Speaker 5:
[14:05] That's a reference to Woody who, if you're new to the show, once had his buddy rub suntan lotion on, I believe, Bo from Bo and Luke.

Speaker 6:
[14:15] You've got it backwards.

Speaker 5:
[14:16] But I'm close.

Speaker 6:
[14:17] Tom Wopat.

Speaker 5:
[14:18] Right, who played Luke.

Speaker 6:
[14:21] Sure.

Speaker 5:
[14:21] Or Bo. One of the Dukes of Hazards.

Speaker 6:
[14:24] Smeared lotion on my college roommate's neck.

Speaker 5:
[14:28] That's right. You were the receiver. Yeah, you were the one receiving this.

Speaker 6:
[14:31] I was not the receiver.

Speaker 5:
[14:32] Well, I mean, your roommate was the catcher, not the pitcher in this game.

Speaker 7:
[14:36] Okay, so my college roommate once had Tom Wopat rub suntan lotion on him at a golf course.

Speaker 6:
[14:43] He played Luke Duke.

Speaker 5:
[14:45] Played Luke Duke in the Dukes of Hazard. Got it. Okay, so, all right. So nailed that down. And then...

Speaker 4:
[14:51] Hey, my aunt once dated Gallagher.

Speaker 5:
[14:56] All right. I mean, how do you feel about that one, Chelsea? His aunt and Gallagher obscure. We've already now heard Gallagher, Tom Wopat, Coutur, and Hervé Villaches.

Speaker 7:
[15:09] Tammy Faye Baker.

Speaker 5:
[15:10] That's him. So, I mean, she's the most well-known, maybe, of all of them? Well, Coutur's pretty well-known.

Speaker 7:
[15:16] Excuse me.

Speaker 5:
[15:17] You know what I'm saying. Coutur. All right. That's... Bush. No, no. Coutur was a character on Dukes of Hazard. I'm not.

Speaker 6:
[15:23] He was a United States congressman as well.

Speaker 5:
[15:25] Oh, wow.

Speaker 2:
[15:25] Okay.

Speaker 7:
[15:27] I love it, though. We've all had weird things happen. I'd like to hear about yours.

Speaker 5:
[15:30] Listen, Thursdays are odd, right? I mean, we're a day away from what feels like the weekend, but we're not quite there, so we're trying. We're pushing through, and you're a big part of that. You're always welcome. 704-FEZ-3200. This is how you get ready, by the way, for the NFL Draft, or NHL Playoffs, whatever you prefer, or NBA Playoffs for crying out. It's all happening. The talk back button is there for you as well in the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4:
[15:55] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[15:59] We all go through our trials and tribulations, so I don't want to rub our victories in your face, but we did just get re-tweeted by the official Twitter handle of Super Troopers 3, the movie. That's it.

Speaker 6:
[16:10] Let's call it a career.

Speaker 5:
[16:12] This is what we've been working for almost our entire lives. So pretty big day. And that movie, by the way, August the 7th, I believe, is when it officially debuts in what we lovingly call Theaters. 704 Fez 3200. There's also the talk back button on the iHeartRadio app. I am fascinated by how much people are now wanting to share their obscure brushes with greatness. This is something that we used to do, I feel like more than we do lately. So maybe we were just so overdue. Everybody had been backed up, if you will, with their obscure brushes and we're just waiting to share it with us. But we got this.

Speaker 15:
[16:53] Hey, my cousin used to date Phyllis Dillard's son as that from Scare. Love you guys.

Speaker 12:
[16:59] Bye.

Speaker 5:
[17:01] I think that's a little friend, 74-year-old woman, Phyllis, who did it?

Speaker 15:
[17:04] Hey, my cousin used to date Phyllis Dillard's son.

Speaker 5:
[17:08] Cousin. Cousin used to date Phyllis Dillard's son. That absolutely qualifies. Then there's this.

Speaker 16:
[17:17] Hi, my name is Sarah and I was rear-ended by David Soul's son. We ended up looking up and he did attend my daughter's graduation party.

Speaker 5:
[17:28] Kids, David Soul. Somebody looked that one up.

Speaker 6:
[17:31] Starsky and Hutch.

Speaker 5:
[17:32] I mean, among other things, yes, a 70s TV star.

Speaker 7:
[17:37] But I'm curious too, like you get rear-ended by this guy, next thing you know, you're on a date and maybe more and he's at your child's graduation party.

Speaker 5:
[17:45] Was the rear-ending part of the date, if I may? So, all right, I mean, one leads to the other. I don't know how that works, but man, David Soul, I believe, no longer with us for quite some time. Am I making that up? It's, maybe we're going too obscure. I didn't realize we were going to get this in the weeds.

Speaker 6:
[18:03] He passed away in 2024.

Speaker 5:
[18:06] Okay, not that long ago.

Speaker 6:
[18:08] Phyllis Diller passed away in 2012.

Speaker 5:
[18:10] Yeah, well, what about her son, though? Was it her son or her brother? I don't even remember what she...

Speaker 15:
[18:16] Hey, my cousin used to date Phyllis Diller's son.

Speaker 5:
[18:20] Son, so, don't care. Thank you.

Speaker 10:
[18:23] Hey, this is Lisa, and both of my parents went to high school with Sinbad.

Speaker 5:
[18:29] Both parents went to high school with Sinbad. That is a classic.

Speaker 7:
[18:33] Are your kids telling people that you went to high school with Gwen Stefani, who is not your girlfriend?

Speaker 6:
[18:38] Oh, we dated. She just didn't know about it.

Speaker 5:
[18:42] I mean, that is. If your kids said that my dad went to high school, well, it's still a little bit. It's maybe not obscure enough, and it's too close.

Speaker 6:
[18:50] What about Big Mike tweeting, my nephew has had many brushes with greatness, but my favorite is when Tony Danza came down in a bathrobe and asked my nephew for tea bags for his bath.

Speaker 5:
[19:01] What? Your nephew worked at a hotel, I guess.

Speaker 6:
[19:06] That's what I'm guessing. And Tony Danza came down in a bathrobe asking for tea bags for the bath.

Speaker 5:
[19:12] I've had a nickel for every time I've heard that. If you're just tuning in, we're walking down obscure brushes with greatness lane. You're always welcome. Feel free to identify yourself if you want. You may live in infamy. Some of these clips that I played a second ago, like the David Soul, that came in a while ago. I just hadn't even found that clip in a long time. I mean, there's a ton of them.

Speaker 15:
[19:32] Hey, my hairdresser used to be the hairdresser for Heather Locklear. You're listening to Woody and Wilcox and Chelsea.

Speaker 5:
[19:46] What's that noise?

Speaker 7:
[19:48] I mean, that's a pretty good direct connection, though.

Speaker 5:
[19:50] Thanks to Vic. My mom's friend once went on a date with Steven Seagal before he became the bad MFer that we know of him as today.

Speaker 6:
[19:58] Is he bad?

Speaker 5:
[19:59] Well, I mean...

Speaker 6:
[19:59] I mean, he's horrible, but is he bad?

Speaker 5:
[20:01] I'm not sure. 704-Fest-3200, at Woody and Wilcox on social as well.

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[22:40] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[22:42] I feel like I'm concerned and maybe I shouldn't feel concerned. So I guess I bring this up as a question more than anything. But when I opened the fridge last night at the house, we have these apparently pre-made pancakes that are protein laden. Is this a thing that I just didn't know about? Because I know there are a lot of things that I just don't know about. I feel like this moment we're having right now with protein is unprecedented. Where everything has protein in it, all foods, all drinks, probably things, lotions. I don't know everything.

Speaker 6:
[23:17] I think my laundry detergent has protein in it.

Speaker 5:
[23:20] I wouldn't be surprised if it did so that your clothes got protein covered and then you rubbed them on your body just so you could get more protein.

Speaker 7:
[23:27] Yeah. But you're not wrong. There is a protein movement afoot. It has never been like this before. Now with your pancakes, I feel like the pancakes were at the forefront of the protein movement.

Speaker 6:
[23:36] Is that right?

Speaker 7:
[23:37] Yes. Pancakes were at the forefront of the protein movement?

Speaker 6:
[23:41] Yeah, because I can remember my kids would eat, I think it's Kodiak.

Speaker 7:
[23:44] Kodiak cakes. Not an ad, but like them. And yeah, that was a boxed mix, not a pre-made that years ago we started using.

Speaker 5:
[23:53] Well, you know, now that I have a Trader Joe's employee in the house, everything is Trader Joe's. So these are, I think this is a Trader Joe's item, but it's the pancakes just come in a package. They're already made. I guess you just, I don't know, you heat them up or something.

Speaker 7:
[24:05] Yeah, I think the Kodiak people, they got on that pretty quickly. But yeah, that's been going on for a while. But what hasn't been going on for a while is protein in drinks.

Speaker 6:
[24:12] Yeah, I saw a mug root beer. Who remembers that? I didn't even think it was a thing anymore.

Speaker 7:
[24:18] Love root beer.

Speaker 5:
[24:19] You know, I hate root beer. So that I don't ever follow root beer trends.

Speaker 7:
[24:23] Are you kidding me? I love root beer so much.

Speaker 6:
[24:25] I love root beer.

Speaker 5:
[24:26] I can't stand root beer.

Speaker 7:
[24:28] No protein for you.

Speaker 6:
[24:29] They now have a protein mug root beer.

Speaker 12:
[24:34] A protein?

Speaker 6:
[24:35] What does that mean?

Speaker 7:
[24:35] My bro.

Speaker 6:
[24:36] I don't know. I guess it's a protein infused root beer.

Speaker 5:
[24:41] But just for dudes? Is that why bro? I mean, that's usually what we're talking about, right?

Speaker 7:
[24:46] Yeah. Years ago, probably like 10 years ago, women started being told we weren't getting enough protein. And I feel like that was really the beginning of the movement and why I found these Kodiak cakes. And now it's just expanded to everything.

Speaker 6:
[24:57] I thought it was iron, you guys weren't kidding enough.

Speaker 7:
[24:59] We don't get enough of a lot of things. Iron will be next. Next we'll have drinks with iron and vitamin D.

Speaker 5:
[25:05] Oh, iron-infused beverages does not sound great. But granted, protein-infused beverages doesn't sound great either. You know me and I struggle with the word protein. I always feel like it's a euphemism for something else.

Speaker 7:
[25:17] Is your boy.

Speaker 5:
[25:19] Some dude who told you, you need more protein in your diet was just trying to-

Speaker 7:
[25:23] Right. He'll say the same thing when you're like, I need some iron and some vitamin D.

Speaker 6:
[25:26] I said you needed vitamin D. I wasn't talking about sunshine.

Speaker 7:
[25:29] I know, because I've actually had to take vitamin D supplements recently and I feel like you guys made the same joke.

Speaker 5:
[25:36] Don't say you guys, that was Woody. You can tell us apart, right?

Speaker 13:
[25:39] No, not always.

Speaker 5:
[25:41] For everyone who can't tell Woody and I apart, we are two different people. So I want to make that clear right off the bat.

Speaker 13:
[25:47] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[25:48] 704 Fez 3200, talk back button. I think all drinks have protein now. Do they not all have an option? Is there not Mountain Dew protein now? If there's not, there will be soon, right?

Speaker 6:
[26:00] Right.

Speaker 5:
[26:01] Coke, Pepsi, do they all have a protein beverage?

Speaker 7:
[26:03] You can get cold foam on top of your coffee drinks that has protein in it.

Speaker 5:
[26:08] Can you somehow funnel protein into your bidet, Woody, so that you just bring it right to the source?

Speaker 6:
[26:14] I would like that.

Speaker 5:
[26:15] I think absorption is actually better in that region, if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 7:
[26:19] Some kind of water product. It's possible.

Speaker 5:
[26:21] Somebody look that up. That's a free idea for you with no patent pending. So you're welcome to your riches. We sort of have been having some fun with folks' obscure brushes with greatness this morning off and on. By the way, I don't want to skip over the fact that tonight is the NFL Draft. So if you like watching people boo a grown man in Pittsburgh, tonight is for you on television. But in the effort of talking about some obscure brushes with greatness, we just got this call.

Speaker 18:
[26:54] I had a dealership try to tell me Morgan Freeman's son's car. I thought that was weird and I did not buy it.

Speaker 5:
[27:02] Well, that's kind of an obscure brush with greatness. I'm more interested from the used car angle that someone would tell you that the car you were thinking of buying, I guess was previously owned theoretically by Morgan Freeman's son.

Speaker 6:
[27:16] How would you verify that?

Speaker 7:
[27:18] You'd be like, prove it.

Speaker 5:
[27:19] I don't know how you'd ever verify it, but why would you even say it?

Speaker 7:
[27:24] It sounds like something that started off as a joke, like maybe on the lot, the car comes in, somebody else who works there is like, this tells his buddy, oh, this is Morgan Freeman's son's car, just like making it up. And then it gets passed along as some kind of selling point.

Speaker 5:
[27:37] So not a lie you believe just a mistake. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 7:
[27:41] You were told a lie by somebody else and you believed it.

Speaker 5:
[27:44] Or you see a guy bring a car in to sell it, and you're like, man, that guy looks like Morgan Freeman. Maybe it's his son, and then boom, telephone game starts. Exactly.

Speaker 6:
[27:51] You know, one of my many jobs was selling cars. And that's the first thing they teach you when you become a used car salesman is tell everyone that every car is Morgan Freeman's son.

Speaker 7:
[28:04] People do like him, but you could come up with somebody else. And what would that be? How does that meeting go? Tell them it's Coolio's cousin's car and see if you can get a sale on that. Somebody wants that.

Speaker 5:
[28:14] Yeah, I think you could make those up on your own if you're the buyer. So just have that in your back pocket as there's an ice breaker generally. When someone gets in your car, you're like, hey, this was Coolio's third cousin's car. It's fun for everybody and really no harm. It's a no harm foul. There's this.

Speaker 18:
[28:33] My dad met Michael Keaton in an airport and Michael Keaton stole a whole package of highlighters from him. And now anytime my dad sees Beetlejuice or Batman on TV, he goes, son of a bitch stole my highlighter.

Speaker 5:
[28:51] Is that real? Is that from a movie or something?

Speaker 7:
[28:53] From Friends, Seinfeld, something like that. Okay, wait, you're in an airport.

Speaker 6:
[28:57] Your dad has a package of highlighters.

Speaker 5:
[28:59] That's what he said.

Speaker 7:
[29:00] Who takes the whole thing?

Speaker 5:
[29:01] I don't know what your gig is. Maybe you need a package of highlighters. I don't understand it.

Speaker 7:
[29:06] A lifetime supply.

Speaker 5:
[29:07] Why would Michael Keaton steal your highlighters or need them or ask? Or did he just reach into his bag? There are a lot of other questions. But I do love that he's pissed about it still to this day. And I mean, Michael Keaton is in a lot of stuff. So that's got to come up fairly often. Not easy.

Speaker 7:
[29:27] Can't go to office stores anymore because you see those highlighters that remind you.

Speaker 5:
[29:33] Tough times. 704-FES-3200 Talkback button available to you on the iHeartRadio app. I mean, your option.

Speaker 14:
[29:41] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[29:43] I'd like to say I appreciate all your calls. I don't know that I can say that in good conscience.

Speaker 19:
[29:48] I was just calling to welcome Wilcox to the 1980s. You're going to really stroke out when you learn about frozen waffles.

Speaker 5:
[29:58] I guess he's referencing me bringing up the pre-made pancakes discussion from a couple of segments ago. I hadn't seen this before and what also stood out the most was that they were protein pancakes. There's this huge protein craze that I'm sure we've all seen now where everything has to have extra protein added in. But to be honest, no, I'd never seen pre-made pancakes that you buy. These aren't frozen. They're, you know, keep them in the fridge, whatever you call that. I'm familiar with frozen waffles. Thank you for throwing that out there. But I'm going to call BS on the 1980s being a time when you could get pre-made protein pancakes. That's not a thing.

Speaker 7:
[30:42] That was just the rise of ego, I believe. Is that what the reference is?

Speaker 5:
[30:46] Frozen waffles, yes. Obviously, everybody knows the egos. Classic.

Speaker 6:
[30:49] 80s, it was oat bran, right? Everything had to have oat bran in it because your cholesterol was too high and it was like oat bran pancakes.

Speaker 5:
[30:59] Yeah, sounds familiar.

Speaker 7:
[31:00] I was a kid. I just figured everything was about Bartles and James and you all put cocaine in everything, right?

Speaker 5:
[31:05] That doesn't sound accurate to me.

Speaker 6:
[31:07] Pretty close.

Speaker 5:
[31:09] You mentioned Bartles and James and we put cocaine in things?

Speaker 6:
[31:12] Is that what you said? It's an 80s reference.

Speaker 7:
[31:14] It's my knowledge of the 80s.

Speaker 5:
[31:15] I don't think any of that. Well, some of that may be right. But no, the current besides everybody just with this phantom protein that they're putting in products, for me, it's peanut butter and we should market it. I thought about you last night, Chelsea, as I put peanut butter on pulled pork, which by the way, if you've never tried that with some hot sauce.

Speaker 7:
[31:35] No.

Speaker 5:
[31:36] Think about if you've ever had like peanut Thai type food.

Speaker 7:
[31:40] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[31:40] And now put that on pulled pork, it's incredible.

Speaker 7:
[31:45] No.

Speaker 5:
[31:46] It doesn't sound like it would be, but it is.

Speaker 7:
[31:48] I love Thai food, I like the peanut sauce, I like peanut butter on its own, but you and your homemade peanut sauce or whatever is going on with that pulled pork.

Speaker 5:
[31:55] Pulled pork is hot, so the peanut butter sort of becomes like more of a liquid. Or if you're doing it right, you've got the peanut butter that's just peanuts and it's got the oil on top, the cool beans loves, and you just drizzle that on top of the pulled pork.

Speaker 7:
[32:08] Also, you said the pulled pork already has some kind of seasoning on it, and then also your hot sauce? No.

Speaker 5:
[32:15] Yes. Don't knock until you try it.

Speaker 6:
[32:17] Chelsea, what are you afraid of?

Speaker 7:
[32:19] Flavor? No, it's just Wilcox losing his mind because of his weird food combinations. I'm concerned about it.

Speaker 5:
[32:25] Peanut butter is good on everything and you think it wouldn't be. Remember, we had this discussion with hot dogs. Some people put peanut butter on hot dogs.

Speaker 7:
[32:32] I tried that.

Speaker 5:
[32:33] It sounds bad initially, but it's not.

Speaker 7:
[32:35] It wasn't as bad, but not something that I recommend.

Speaker 5:
[32:38] Well, you're allowed to not love it, but you're wrong.

Speaker 7:
[32:43] Some people put ketchup on everything. Wilcox puts peanut butter on everything.

Speaker 5:
[32:47] I put ketchup on nothing, by the way. Fun fact, don't even use it. We typically don't even have a bottle in the house. In your face, everybody who loves ketchup.

Speaker 6:
[32:55] Such a humble brag. It's like somebody who's like, I don't own a TV.

Speaker 5:
[32:59] How is that a brag?

Speaker 7:
[33:01] Because it's too run of the mill. Ketchup is. You're like, I don't do ketchup, but I'll put peanut butter on my pork.

Speaker 6:
[33:06] You're like the guy who's like the book is so much better.

Speaker 17:
[33:09] No, that's not it at all.

Speaker 5:
[33:10] I'm not looking down on you if you use ketchup. I just don't like it.

Speaker 6:
[33:13] By the way, did I tell you that I crossfit?

Speaker 5:
[33:16] I guess I am looking down on you if you use ketchup on certain things. I don't agree with it on many things. I'll allow you to put it on fries. That's about where it ends.

Speaker 7:
[33:24] You have strong opinions about ketchup on things, but don't allow our opinions on your peanut butter on things.

Speaker 5:
[33:29] You've nailed it.

Speaker 7:
[33:32] Okay. At least we all know.

Speaker 5:
[33:34] I don't like ketchup on a burger. It takes away from the burger taste.

Speaker 6:
[33:37] 704 Fez 3200. What condiment do you look down on?

Speaker 5:
[33:41] It's not looking, well, a little bit, but not a lot.

Speaker 7:
[33:44] I'm glad you're thinking of me.

Speaker 5:
[33:45] I'm trying to help you. Take the ketchup thing out of it. Try peanut butter on more stuff. I'm not getting paid by the peanut butter people to say this.

Speaker 7:
[33:52] You're trying, though.

Speaker 5:
[33:52] Big Nut or whatever their lobby is called. I'm not a part of that. I'm just telling you this from my own personal life. Because I think a lot of people don't know about it.

Speaker 6:
[34:00] Something tells me you are getting paid by Big Nut.

Speaker 5:
[34:02] There's a secret out there that's not intended to be one, and that is you should put peanut butter on more stuff.

Speaker 7:
[34:08] I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[34:09] I think that might solve this protein thing that everybody's all up in arms about. That's true.

Speaker 7:
[34:12] You've got to be careful, though. It's one of those healthy fats, right? That's what they tell you.

Speaker 5:
[34:15] Exactly.

Speaker 7:
[34:16] Maybe it'll be okay, but I don't feel like it's going to change my life in the way that you're really saying it will.

Speaker 5:
[34:22] Okay. Well, I guess you'll find out or you won't. 704-FEZ-3200. There's also the talkback button on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4:
[34:30] The Woody and Wilcox show.

Speaker 5:
[34:33] I kind of appreciate some of your calls.

Speaker 17:
[34:36] I'm pretty sure the North Carolina State Police are on the way to the studio to remove Wilcox from the state of North Carolina after he said he puts peanut butter on pulled pork.

Speaker 5:
[34:48] I mean, you've got to make sure you got the hot sauce as well though, because that's the way they play off one another with the sweet and the creamy and then the zing of the hot sauce. It's fantastic.

Speaker 7:
[34:59] You're besmirching state food. People have their own recipes and you're just like, nah.

Speaker 5:
[35:03] I'm all for it. I like it in all kinds of ways. I'm not saying I only will eat it with peanut butter. I'm saying this is a discovery that I made that I feel like a lot of people would like and they think they wouldn't maybe, but it's out there and it's good. And there's such this discussion of peanut butter or protein more particularly in everything right now. Sean says, my wife just talked about pop tarts with protein. So apparently that's a thing already.

Speaker 7:
[35:31] Everything. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[35:33] I didn't know that prop tarts officially had protein in them. But there's a way to handle that without buying them.

Speaker 20:
[35:38] Hey, I was just checking in with the peanut butter on anything goes great. I have to agree with that. You should try a pop tart with peanut butter on it. Put your pop tart in the toaster oven and then once it pops out, spread some peanut butter all over it, it is great. You'll have to try it.

Speaker 5:
[35:56] Amen.

Speaker 7:
[35:57] I mean, I could see that.

Speaker 5:
[35:58] Right.

Speaker 7:
[35:59] That'll work.

Speaker 5:
[35:59] It's a little different than pulled pork. It feels like it goes together more so.

Speaker 7:
[36:03] Yes. It depends on what flavor pop tart we're talking about too.

Speaker 6:
[36:07] I agree. Like the cinnamon brown sugar, I bet is not as good as a fruit base where you're basically having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Speaker 7:
[36:14] I didn't think about it that way. I'll try it all.

Speaker 5:
[36:16] Right. The acidity of the fruit, like if it's a strawberry or something like that, it really goes well with the peanut butter.

Speaker 6:
[36:21] God, I feel like we're on the food network right now.

Speaker 5:
[36:23] That's fantastic.

Speaker 7:
[36:24] We're amazing. We're changing lives.

Speaker 5:
[36:25] We all got to eat, right? So I'm trying to help you out.

Speaker 14:
[36:28] Peanut butter, ham, honey mustard, sandwich, you said.

Speaker 5:
[36:35] Peanut butter, ham, honey mustard sandwich. Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[36:40] Again. I know you and Wilcox will be very happy together.

Speaker 6:
[36:43] Living in a van, eating ham and peanut butter sandwiches.

Speaker 5:
[36:47] I don't know if any of that has to go that way. 704 Fez 3200. There's also the talkback button on the iHeartRadio app. I did want to mention this because earlier on the show, we went down the rabbit hole with the obscure brushes with greatness. That's only because today is Hervé Villeges' birthday.

Speaker 6:
[37:06] Kids, look it up.

Speaker 5:
[37:07] Got this from Sean. I'm friends with a guy that worked on a party boat that hosted a birthday party for Fantasia's brother.

Speaker 6:
[37:17] Wait.

Speaker 7:
[37:19] You know a guy who worked on a party boat that hosted a birthday party for Fantasia, American Idol fame's brother.

Speaker 6:
[37:26] Thank you, because I didn't know who Fantasia was.

Speaker 5:
[37:28] Yes. I believe you've nailed it. That is that when you look up obscure brush with greatness in the dictionary, Sean, you have 100% nailed it. That's good stuff right there. So that's at Woody and Wilcox. In this case, that was on Twitter, but you're more than welcome to get those in any way you'd like. 704 Fez, 3200. Talk back button available for you.

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Speaker 5:
[39:55] I appreciate your calls.

Speaker 11:
[39:56] Wilcox, man, I'm a stoner, I'll admit it, I'm a fan of peanut butter, and I make pulled pork quite often. Something is wrong with you, man, why would you put peanut butter on pulled pork? I've never been that high.

Speaker 5:
[40:16] Well you're not trying hard enough, you can get higher, come on man. If you're just joining us, I apologize. The back story is, I mentioned that last night I was thought I should have done some video, and next time I will, I actually said out loud to Denise, Chelsea would love this, as I put pulled pork and peanut butter and hot sauce together, and actually ended up just sort of putting it in a bowl and mixing it around so that it became one sort of thing. Don't imagine like spreading peanut butter on a piece of pork and then eating it, put it all together and when it's hot, that peanut butter melts down, it becomes like a sauce and with like a Texas Pete or something that's got that zing to it. Man, it's fantastic.

Speaker 17:
[40:57] It really is good.

Speaker 15:
[40:59] Good morning. I don't use condiments on anything, so I have to agree with Woody. The only condiment I do use is barbecue sauce, and I will put that on ribs and French fries. Everything else can go away. Have a great day.

Speaker 6:
[41:14] Don't blame me.

Speaker 5:
[41:17] So that's a reference if you're just joining us. I said I don't put ketchup on anything, so that wasn't Woody, but I love that for some reason you assumed it was Woody.

Speaker 6:
[41:25] That's how douchey it was. Everybody's like, oh my God, Wilcox would never be that douchey. It had to be Woody. My ears are lying to me.

Speaker 5:
[41:34] I love that you said that. Thank you, Woody, for nailing it. You may be right in this case. I realized that that one wasn't going to be up. I know the pulled pork and peanut butter is just like, you look at the radio and you go, what? And then when I say I don't put ketchup on anything, you're just like, oh, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 7:
[41:51] But it's true. It's interesting to me that so many people are using no condiments at all, and we can talk about what that means. But I put some kind of spread on almost everything sandwich-wise that I'm going to eat. I don't think I've ever had a dry burger in my life. But these days, you can put in, there's garlic sauces, and it doesn't just have to be mayonnaise and mustard.

Speaker 5:
[42:12] I know you take them out to a beautiful park and spread them.

Speaker 7:
[42:14] I take them out, I guess, out to some beautiful park or something and spread them.

Speaker 6:
[42:19] Some sort of spread.

Speaker 5:
[42:20] I just heard you say spread, and my mind just turned off and I went right to that clip.

Speaker 7:
[42:23] I apologize.

Speaker 6:
[42:24] That was Wilcox, not Woody at 704 Fest.

Speaker 5:
[42:28] It was too douchey. It had to be Woody. I think you were right with your first assessment. I just, with the burger thing, and I realize there's already a lot of pushback on this, but if you have a good quality burger, it doesn't need a lot of anything on it. The flavor of it itself is fantastic.

Speaker 7:
[42:48] But in my mind, it's the whole taste experience that I'm going for, all of the different ingredients together. I'll give you that not being able to taste flavor because my husband puts hot sauce on everything, and it's so hot. I'm like, you can't taste anything about the actual food. Everything's just hot. So I'll give you it in that case.

Speaker 5:
[43:07] Well, there's a lot of people who get up in arms if you told them you were going to put ketchup on a steak.

Speaker 7:
[43:11] I've seen it.

Speaker 5:
[43:12] Right. But you're reacting like, oh, that's negative. But I'm saying it's a burger. It's the same food. It's just in a different form. It's slightly less expensive.

Speaker 6:
[43:25] But it's different.

Speaker 7:
[43:25] If I'm just eating the hamburger patty, then I want the flavor of that, like a steak. But a whole burger is about all of the things together.

Speaker 6:
[43:33] If somebody was having a taco, Wilcox, and they put ketchup on it, would you be like, well, you know what? It's just like a hamburger.

Speaker 5:
[43:39] It's funny you say that. Somebody just called in within the last 10 minutes with something like that. I thought I had that queued up, but I may not have it. It's a dude who said that he discovered his wife was putting ketchup on tacos.

Speaker 6:
[43:55] Divorce.

Speaker 5:
[43:56] It's funny that you just said, did you see that?

Speaker 6:
[43:57] No.

Speaker 5:
[43:58] Because that was literally...

Speaker 18:
[44:00] Here we go.

Speaker 19:
[44:01] Hey, good morning.

Speaker 18:
[44:02] Caller is Jason Collin from Samvel.

Speaker 19:
[44:04] Look at me. I got radio money. I can afford not to be allergic to peanut butter.

Speaker 9:
[44:08] Good for you.

Speaker 19:
[44:09] And speaking of ketchup, my wife and I were first dating.

Speaker 18:
[44:12] We went over to her house.

Speaker 9:
[44:13] We were going to have tacos and she put ketchup on her taco.

Speaker 11:
[44:17] I almost called it off right there.

Speaker 18:
[44:19] I almost quit dating her.

Speaker 11:
[44:20] But they're like, it's like tomatoes.

Speaker 10:
[44:22] I'm like, it's ketchup.

Speaker 18:
[44:24] So to this day, I give her a hard time about putting ketchup on tacos. Y'all have a great day.

Speaker 7:
[44:29] She couldn't have had any other things in that taco, right? Excuse the phrase. I mean, because part of it is, is you know, your other toppings. Otherwise, you're just eating a sloppy Joe inside of a tortilla.

Speaker 5:
[44:40] Yes.

Speaker 7:
[44:41] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[44:42] White people.

Speaker 7:
[44:45] I don't call that a taco.

Speaker 5:
[44:48] I agree. I mean, I'm sure it has qualities that you may enjoy. If you're a big ketchup person, it's not really a taco. It is something else akin maybe to a sloppy Joe.

Speaker 19:
[44:58] I dip Oreos in nacho cheese. My wife now still refuses to do it, but I'm with Wilcox on this one. Wilcox, try Oreos and nacho cheese. Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Speaker 5:
[45:10] I'm not sure how you say you're with me. I didn't say anything about an Oreo or nacho cheese. However, I mean, nacho cheese on almost anything. Kids, put nacho cheese on pulled pork. Come on.

Speaker 6:
[45:19] This is your brain on drugs.

Speaker 7:
[45:21] Right, exactly. Let's check in with our stoner guy. Ever done the nacho cheese on the Oreos?

Speaker 5:
[45:25] Let's not forget forever that everybody always loves it when I talk about my dad putting butter on Oreos. He would sit at the table as a dessert and just pull out the Oreos, get out the butter and just spread butter on the Oreo. And that's not a euphemism, although it probably should be.

Speaker 7:
[45:40] That makes more sense to me than nacho cheese though. There's a hierarchy of what you can put on an Oreo.

Speaker 5:
[45:46] Butter sounds like it shouldn't go on in a lot of things, but it really should go on everything.

Speaker 7:
[45:50] Especially if you've ever had really good butter. I was late in life to experience really good butter.

Speaker 5:
[45:55] Really good butter?

Speaker 7:
[45:55] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[45:56] I'm not even sure what you mean by that.

Speaker 6:
[45:57] Irish butter.

Speaker 7:
[45:59] Even that like stuff that you can't even get in the grocery store, artisanal butter.

Speaker 5:
[46:03] You're talking about it's got other flavors in it, or it's just a higher quality.

Speaker 7:
[46:07] It's a higher quality, and sometimes you can make it fancy with other flavors, but some was recommended to me by a person at a bakery, and it changed my life.

Speaker 5:
[46:16] I've never had a problem with good old regular butter. It's amazing.

Speaker 6:
[46:21] Chelsea's 100% correct. When you have really good butter, you're like, what is this? Try it.

Speaker 5:
[46:28] I don't know what you guys are saying. I'll give you some. See, I get yelled at for can't hide radio money. That's a real can't hide radio money moment.

Speaker 6:
[46:34] Churn your own, bro.

Speaker 5:
[46:36] Churn your own?

Speaker 7:
[46:37] And we made it. We're doing a lot of those things these days.

Speaker 5:
[46:39] Is this one of, is this because of your relatives being Amish?

Speaker 7:
[46:43] Butter churners?

Speaker 6:
[46:45] They do make their own butter and it's life changing.

Speaker 7:
[46:49] You've never brought us any of that Amish butter.

Speaker 6:
[46:52] Because I ain't sharing it with you.

Speaker 7:
[46:54] She doesn't share any of the good stuff with us.

Speaker 5:
[46:56] And it's not Amish. I forget what it is. Mennonite. Mennonite butter.

Speaker 7:
[46:59] Can they still churn butter?

Speaker 5:
[47:00] Somebody look up Mennonite butter on Urban Dictionary.

Speaker 7:
[47:02] No zippers, but they can drive cars and churn butter.

Speaker 6:
[47:06] Anybody can churn butter. You can do it at home. Grab some milk and start churning.

Speaker 5:
[47:12] Anybody can churn butter. I want to see that on a t-shirt as well, Cool Beans. Talking about being high. 704 Fez 3200, talk back button available as well. Some of the food talk is really starting to touch some nerves.

Speaker 21:
[47:29] Good morning, guys. My buddy always jokes with me that he wants to have real tacos. He is a white male from North Carolina, so he'll joke with me that the real tacos are sour cream and cheese and stuff, you know, when we all know that cilantro and onion and lime and salsa are it. Get the hell out of here with your ketchup and your taco.

Speaker 5:
[47:56] Amen. I don't know that you're going to get a whole lot of pushback on that one. That's pretty straightforward. If you're putting ketchup on tacos, there are going to be questions to be answered.

Speaker 6:
[48:06] It's going to be hatred coming here.

Speaker 5:
[48:07] There's going to be, there is going to be some anger. You have to know that going in.

Speaker 7:
[48:11] Do it, live your life, enjoy it, just don't call it a taco.

Speaker 5:
[48:14] Yes, and understand that you're still going to have to answer a lot of questions. Speaking of answering questions, that new movie that's coming out about Michael Jackson.

Speaker 6:
[48:24] It's called Michael.

Speaker 5:
[48:26] Lots of questions about that too. Anybody following along with that?

Speaker 7:
[48:29] Just that the family was not happy in some way, or some people were and weren't, his kids.

Speaker 6:
[48:36] Yeah, I think everybody was happy because they're in it except for Janet.

Speaker 7:
[48:41] Janet's the one that was mad.

Speaker 6:
[48:42] Janet saw the script and was like, I don't want to be a part of this. Apparently, I think Janet is right. If you take a look at Rotten Tomatoes, this movie hits theaters tomorrow. It's currently got 37 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, where they're like, this is a horrible movie. Although, they're also saying that it's expected to make between $60 and $75 million in its opening weekend.

Speaker 7:
[49:06] Now, is this a documentary or are we dramatizing his life? Did I miss that?

Speaker 6:
[49:10] Not a documentary, definitely a dramatization because it covers basically the last 20 years of Michael Jackson's life. And as we know, nothing controversial happened in the last 20 years because they don't describe or talk about any of it in the movie at all, nothing. And I don't know how you can have a biopic about somebody as famous as Michael Jackson and not discuss that major part of his life.

Speaker 7:
[49:40] It's like his whole life had some kind of drama in it.

Speaker 6:
[49:43] They say it's going to probably beat out things like Straight Outta Compton, Bohemian Rhapsody and other sort of music-based movies that have come out in recent years.

Speaker 5:
[49:54] I do have a clip of LaToya's part in it.

Speaker 22:
[49:58] Bubbles. Bubbles.

Speaker 5:
[50:01] It's been a long time since we've heard that.

Speaker 7:
[50:04] Bubbles.

Speaker 5:
[50:05] Bubbles.

Speaker 7:
[50:06] Every time a Jackson family member is mentioned, do you automatically think about Bubbles the Chimp?

Speaker 5:
[50:11] Kids look up the documentary on Bubbles the Chimp that Michael owned. I assume they cover that in the movie. I hope they do because that's one of the more interesting pieces I feel like as well. And the fact that LaToya cries in a one-hour special about him as well, but they probably don't cover that.

Speaker 6:
[50:29] It was just an hour of her crying.

Speaker 5:
[50:31] Speaking of things that are coming out soon and that sort of thing, what about the Stranger Things animated thing?

Speaker 7:
[50:38] I know about it.

Speaker 5:
[50:39] What do you know? Because that apparently hits today on Netflix. It's an animated version of Stranger Things.

Speaker 7:
[50:47] I know almost nothing about it. I apologize. Just that one of the kids wants to see it. So that's why I even know it's happening. Because this is not to be confused with Stranger Things, the geriatric version that is also coming out. We talked about recently.

Speaker 5:
[51:01] No, this is the regular. I don't know if it's a replay and they're just animated or if it's something completely new content. I don't understand really what it is.

Speaker 7:
[51:10] I'll have to preview it for you this weekend and get back. I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[51:16] That'd be a new form of Hollywood has hit a new low if they just take a really popular show and then they do the same show and they just animate it.

Speaker 6:
[51:24] That sounds exactly like Hollywood.

Speaker 5:
[51:27] That's what I'm saying. It feels like one of those things where they're like, hey, we don't know how to make money any other way, but we found one thing that was successful. What if we just do the same thing and then make it animated?

Speaker 7:
[51:38] Yeah, I mean, it kind of looks like it is essentially the same thing. I'll have to check the plot lines, but it says that it's set between seasons two and three of the actual Stranger Things.

Speaker 5:
[51:48] So maybe there is something that's not covered theoretically that they're covering.

Speaker 7:
[51:52] It's a series spinoff, new adventures, but set in the time frame between seasons two and three. So it sounds like you need some kind of back information on what was going on at that time.

Speaker 5:
[52:03] Like a prequel, like a Rogue One, but for Stranger Things and it's animated. So nothing like Rogue One.

Speaker 7:
[52:08] It's the same producers, so.

Speaker 5:
[52:10] 704 Fez 32i, well, Stranger Things fans, you got to let us know how this goes. Also, talk back button on the iHeartRadio app available.

Speaker 12:
[52:18] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 6:
[52:22] I'm gonna bring up a sensitive subject that I think Chelsea knows more about than you or I do, Wilcox. And I apologize if this is gonna set you off, but I'm gonna say some words that I don't fully understand, so forgive me. Do you know what a Nee Doh squishy is? Because apparently, Wilcox, these are like $5 toys that you can't find anywhere that are now selling for $500 or more on eBay.

Speaker 7:
[52:49] $500?

Speaker 6:
[52:50] And we're talking, this is a gelatinous square that is like a fidget toy for kids, and apparently...

Speaker 7:
[52:59] It's like a stress reliever. Yeah. That's how it started with.

Speaker 6:
[53:01] But like you can't find them anymore.

Speaker 5:
[53:05] So to answer your first question, no, I've never heard of it.

Speaker 7:
[53:07] Okay, I'm in the thick of this and it is problematic. So this product has existed, I remember seeing them last fall, almost got them for the kids, because it is a good kind of thing for fidgeting, you got ADHD. But I was afraid that those were going to break, like all those squishy things do, spew out gelatinous stuff. So cut to this spring, and they have blown up in popularity, I blame TikTok and Reels and all that stuff, and they cannot keep them in stock. So I've had to go on field trips with the kids, take a place like Target. They're putting limits on how many you can buy because of the same reason of the resale. They cannot keep them in stock. You can only buy four at a time. There's chat groups like, where have you found them? And this goes across probably 15 years in age.

Speaker 6:
[54:00] By the way, she's not wrong. In the story that I saw about this, Target specifically has had people fighting in their aisles because I got the last one, no, you didn't, and people are throwing punches over a $5 gelatinous square.

Speaker 7:
[54:15] And I had a conversation with another parent about how crazy this is because you're asking, okay, when do your trucks come in? Because these new shipments, and you have people lining up outside of stores to wait on the deliveries of these things. And we were like, our parents would have never, I'm not doing that. That's where I draw the line. I'm not waiting in a line for your Nee Doh delivery.

Speaker 5:
[54:38] Everything comes full circle. This is sort of reaction to things has been going on for a long time. I mean, 80s and maybe before, I don't know. I think back to like the cabbage patch kids craze. And people fought in the aisles and you know, all that stuff. They got sold out, all that crap. By the way, you said last couple of years or something, they've been making this since 2017.

Speaker 7:
[55:04] Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[55:05] It's a company based out of like Massachusetts and they make retro toys. So all kinds of other stuff, including like Viewmasters and things that were, you know, they go back.

Speaker 7:
[55:17] I do. I mean, I don't know what exactly caused it to become so popular, but it's the Neato's and it's also something called dumplings, which is a similar item, but looks like a jelly thing. So just know that. And then there's some that are apparently super rare, because we stumbled upon this kiosk at the mall that had them. And make sure you're buying the brand name ones with the actual name on it, because that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 6:
[55:41] They're knockoff Neato's.

Speaker 7:
[55:42] They are knockoff Neato's left and right. But these dumplings, like Riv got a glitter one and cried actual tears, like was so excited about it. And hopefully I can share that. Like he was, it was just like these kids are, they want these and they can't find them. And I, there's a fine line between traveling all over to deal with this and spending money and to having it be a learning experience about you're not always going to get what you want.

Speaker 5:
[56:08] Well, the good thing is this is a great opportunity for Woody to step in and talk about you being a bad parent. So I don't know where you want to start that conversation, Woody, but it's always fun, at least for me, when we go down that path.

Speaker 6:
[56:21] I mean, I think it's evident when you give your child a gift and they start crying immediately, you're doing something wrong. Either you've never given them a gift and they're like, I can't believe something positive is finally happening.

Speaker 5:
[56:32] I'm surprised you went that way. I thought you'd go the, oh, you're over catering to their every whim scenario, because as you've said, they're lazy among other things. Right, Woody?

Speaker 6:
[56:42] They are the laziest children on the planet.

Speaker 7:
[56:44] But we made like three or four trips just looking for these. I'm not going to make it my life's mission. But when we stumbled upon them, I did have to send several texts up the chain. We ran into another hockey family there at the mall, looking for the same thing. It's a phenomenon that some other businesses need to take note.

Speaker 6:
[57:02] So you're saying all hockey parents are horrible parents? Is that what I'm hearing?

Speaker 5:
[57:05] That's what I heard. You threw everybody under the bus.

Speaker 7:
[57:07] Right, we did.

Speaker 6:
[57:09] So you can always go to eBay and drop half a grand if you'd like.

Speaker 7:
[57:12] Well, that's what one of the kids was like, let's get more so we can sell them online. Wants to have a side hustle.

Speaker 5:
[57:17] This is just Stanley Cups, but something else.

Speaker 7:
[57:21] But squishier.

Speaker 5:
[57:22] Right.

Speaker 7:
[57:23] Yeah, it's the latest thing. So good luck, parents. If you need to know my inside information, just email me.

Speaker 5:
[57:28] And if you'd like Woody to start talking bad about Chelsea, it doesn't take much. Just bring this up.

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Speaker 11:
[59:38] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[59:40] Woody, what's the movie that everybody always says, man, it's coming to life. This is the, it's really happening now.

Speaker 7:
[59:48] Idiocracy.

Speaker 5:
[59:49] Yes, that's the one. Thank you, Chelsea. You sounded a lot like Chelsea there for a second.

Speaker 7:
[59:53] I was confused.

Speaker 5:
[59:54] It is the Woody and Wilcox Show and it's still happening because we talk about what he was talking about this. There's some new craze and we'll call it a toy. It's called a Nee Doh. And maybe if you've got younger kids, this is something that you're familiar with. But it's another in a long line of these toys that go rare and every kid wants them. And people are paying thousands of dollars or whatever online because you can't find it. But I feel like the toy itself is getting dumber and dumber because this one is just a squishy thing. Like imagine anything else that I've seen that you, you put it in your hand, you just squeeze your hand. It's like one of those things.

Speaker 7:
[60:36] It's relaxing. It is great for stress relief.

Speaker 5:
[60:39] But that's all it is. It's like a gel little thing. And it's now people are paying $500 online for it. It's crazy because this product has been out there since 2017, but it really went crazy over the holidays this last year because there was a viral advent calendar.

Speaker 7:
[61:01] There's advent calendars.

Speaker 5:
[61:03] With these things in it, because I guess there's more than one type. And then it just, it exploded. But that's all it is. It's just something you squeeze in your hand and it's like a gelatinous blob. 704 Feds 3200.

Speaker 23:
[61:17] I heard about these Nee Doh things because saw online news story where some kids were cutting the outer coating off of it and microwaving it. And some girl burned herself super bad. Just short of the bag of glass from the old SNL Dan Aykroyd sketch.

Speaker 9:
[61:41] Like, yeah, we get a bag of glass.

Speaker 6:
[61:44] I think I have what he's talking about right here.

Speaker 24:
[61:47] In a matter of moments, a curious child, a microwave and this squishy sensory toy marketed as harmless meant for stress relief, but what followed was anything but harmless. Within seconds, the toy overheated and exploded, sending a fourth grader to a burn center. And we want to warn you tonight, the next picture is really hard to see. This is how 9-year-old Caleb Chabola's face looked after putting a Nee Doh toy inside the microwave.

Speaker 5:
[62:13] So, I mean, I'm not laughing at the kid, but why? What's that?

Speaker 24:
[62:17] First of all, why would-

Speaker 5:
[62:18] I'm sure there's a lot of things that if you put them in the microwave, they would become dangerous.

Speaker 7:
[62:22] Right, Woody's kids.

Speaker 5:
[62:22] Including a plate or food. I mean, it all gets crazy hot. Why is it on his face?

Speaker 6:
[62:29] It exploded.

Speaker 5:
[62:31] The whole microwave exploded?

Speaker 6:
[62:32] No, he pulled the toy out and he squeezed it and inside-

Speaker 7:
[62:38] Okay, here's the deal.

Speaker 5:
[62:39] You know what would also do that?

Speaker 6:
[62:40] Hot pockets.

Speaker 7:
[62:41] Yes, I know.

Speaker 5:
[62:42] Have you ever eaten a hot pocket? It's an edible Nee Doh toy, and edibles in finger quotes.

Speaker 7:
[62:47] At some point, you've got to have the conversation about microwave safety with your kids. I think this came up. Woody's kids who were over 18 at the time destroyed a microwave with butter. They didn't get burned, but I feel like kids don't... Stop putting things in the microwave, first of all. No. Especially, why would you want to put your toy in there?

Speaker 6:
[63:06] Be responsible with putting stuff in the microwave. Yeah, apparently, the thing is to make it warm and more pliable, and it becomes more of a sensory when it's warm.

Speaker 7:
[63:16] It's not made for that. If there are some things that are supposed to be put in the microwave, then you can put on your body somehow. But that's not one of them. Isn't this why they make the box?

Speaker 5:
[63:26] I'm going to say don't put anything in the microwave, and then pull it out and squeeze it. That's just a little, I mean, I've lived by that.

Speaker 6:
[63:33] You live your own life.

Speaker 7:
[63:36] These things so valuable, why would you want to even risk it with something that is precious to you? Now you've got no Nee Doh and your face is burned. Tell all your kids about this.

Speaker 6:
[63:46] The weight of victim blame, my God, he's eight.

Speaker 7:
[63:50] It's a hard lesson learned.

Speaker 5:
[63:51] I think it was nine, huge difference there.

Speaker 7:
[63:54] So dinner table tonight, have a family discussion.

Speaker 5:
[63:58] Dinner table tonight, what?

Speaker 7:
[64:00] About safety when it comes to not doing dumb stuff with your microwave. And that can span many and many age ranges.

Speaker 5:
[64:09] Yeah, including adults, by the way. Correct. Not limited to kids. I don't know how long you're supposed to put stuff in for.

Speaker 7:
[64:15] Start small. That's the problem with Woody's kids and the butters. They went straight to a minute.

Speaker 6:
[64:21] That's true.

Speaker 7:
[64:22] Start with like 10 seconds and see what happens.

Speaker 6:
[64:24] We lost that microwave.

Speaker 7:
[64:25] You had to get a new one.

Speaker 6:
[64:26] It made the weirdest sound though.

Speaker 21:
[64:32] This thing's got to go.

Speaker 6:
[64:34] I put it out on the curb. And the good news is somebody took it.

Speaker 7:
[64:38] Okay. See, there are people out there who want secondhand microwaves that make weird noises.

Speaker 5:
[64:42] Somebody took a used microwave off your curb? Okay.

Speaker 7:
[64:46] They figured, let me see if it works.

Speaker 5:
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Speaker 11:
[64:53] Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[64:55] Couple of things that are funny that A, the wrong things get blamed when something goes wrong. I'll explain that here in a second. Second thing, weird rules that get made at the job site. These are two very different things. I understand that. We're talking about this hot new craze that's actually been around for a long time, and it's a toy called Nee Doh. It's just a squishy toy, but part of the issue was that at least a few kids had cut it and put it in a microwave, and then oddly got burned by it. Then when they pulled it out, it's not the Nee Doh, it's the microwave.

Speaker 23:
[65:32] Yeah, I was thinking Nee Doh was the problem. You're right, it's microwaves. In the break room at work, we had to put a sign, we had to amend the sign that says, don't put anything shiny in the microwave. Someone ruined the microwave and almost started a fire. They knew not to put metal in the microwave, but they didn't know that foil was made out of metal. Let that one sink in.

Speaker 7:
[65:57] I was going to say, look, I get, that's something that my oldest Dylan would do. I'd be like, mom, bro, mom, I didn't know that the aluminum foil is, but he's 13, he doesn't work somewhere where they have a break room. When you're not a fully grown adult trying to microwave something in public.

Speaker 5:
[66:15] You didn't know that aluminum foil was metal.

Speaker 6:
[66:19] Did he know that aluminum was metal?

Speaker 5:
[66:21] It's a great question.

Speaker 7:
[66:21] We went over, see, years ago, Dylan almost microwaved a fork in his spaciness, and so we went over all things you should do with a microwave at that time.

Speaker 6:
[66:32] Well, the shiny just leads to confusing, right?

Speaker 5:
[66:35] Is there anything shiny in the microwave? Because we're not sure if you know what metal is.

Speaker 6:
[66:40] Right.

Speaker 5:
[66:40] Where do you work where you have to tell people what metal is? I feel like a lot of things are shiny. You've only made it more confusing now. Have anybody tried to heat up soup in the microwave?

Speaker 7:
[66:50] How shiny is your soup?

Speaker 6:
[66:51] I feel like it's fairly shiny. There's some like porcelain bowls and stuff like that where you're like, Oh, it's a little machine.

Speaker 7:
[66:57] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[66:58] So I don't know that shiny actually covers it. So we're going to need more. I want to know how that played out. Plus feel free to share the dumb things you had to tell people at work. 704-FES-3200, talk back button available as well.

Speaker 4:
[67:12] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[67:14] You know, what's fun is when things go wrong at work and you have to put up signs, new rules that tell everybody how to do things. Somebody had blown up the microwave at their job site and they had to change the sign that once was a reminder not to put metal in the microwave. They realized that somebody didn't know that foil was metal. So they changed the sign to don't put shiny things in the microwave. Figuring that's a catch-all for all the bad things, I guess, maybe theoretically, that you could put in a microwave. 704-FES-3200.

Speaker 20:
[67:50] My daughter's kindergarten teacher did not know that you couldn't put gold and silver crayons in the microwave. She was melting them to do Christmas ornaments for the kids and her microwave caught on fire. A kindergarten teacher did not know that you couldn't put certain things in the microwave.

Speaker 5:
[68:08] Is that right? I don't know. I'm going to give her a pass because I think I might fall in. I don't know why I would put microwave or put crayons in a microwave.

Speaker 7:
[68:17] Like craft projects maybe, but I mean, be careful with that.

Speaker 5:
[68:20] Is there metal in a crayon?

Speaker 7:
[68:21] Let's give her a pass on that. I never would have thought about that.

Speaker 6:
[68:25] Older specialized metallic crayons, copper and gold, used bronze powder that contained the metal. So yes.

Speaker 7:
[68:35] I mean, I have a healthy respect for the power of the microwave, much like the ocean or wind. You want to be careful with it.

Speaker 5:
[68:43] It is one of the elements.

Speaker 7:
[68:44] You want to think twice.

Speaker 6:
[68:46] Microwave is one of the elements.

Speaker 5:
[68:48] Just like wind and the ocean.

Speaker 6:
[68:49] Earth, wind and fire in microwave.

Speaker 5:
[68:51] I think Chelsea initially said, no matter what your thought is about how long you're putting something in the microwave, that's usually the bigger problem. Somebody puts something in and then just hits like five minutes. And the next thing you know, it's like walk away. You might as well just throw it off a cliff at that point. Chelsea said, give it 10 seconds and see what happens as your rule of thumb. Not long enough is my issue with that. I'm a 25 second guy.

Speaker 7:
[69:16] No, what are we working with here? If it's a tortilla, too long.

Speaker 5:
[69:19] No, 10 is not enough. That's my beef with your rule of thumb.

Speaker 7:
[69:23] You have a weak microwave. If your tortilla is not heating up in 10 seconds, you're doing something wrong.

Speaker 5:
[69:28] Well, first of all, I'm not putting a tortilla in a microwave. What kind of weirdo are you? That's why you have a skillet.

Speaker 7:
[69:33] Look at me, I've got all this time.

Speaker 5:
[69:36] It takes about the same amount of time.

Speaker 6:
[69:38] Honey, where's my tortilla skillet?

Speaker 2:
[69:41] Are you crazy?

Speaker 5:
[69:42] It's a very different thing.

Speaker 7:
[69:43] I stand by my 10 seconds at a time rule.

Speaker 6:
[69:45] First of all, why are you even using a skillet? You just throw it directly onto the burner and flip it over.

Speaker 5:
[69:51] I've never done that. That feels like a fire hazard.

Speaker 6:
[69:54] Well, you've got to be quick.

Speaker 7:
[69:56] I mean, surface to surface. You don't know how clean your burner is.

Speaker 6:
[69:59] It's a tortilla.

Speaker 5:
[70:00] I'm not mad at you. I'd like to try that, although you're right. I'm going to dial 9-1 and then you see what happens. I'll give it 10 seconds.

Speaker 6:
[70:08] Don't walk away from it.

Speaker 5:
[70:09] Well, no, I'm not going to walk away from it.

Speaker 7:
[70:11] No, I've got too much going on in life. I'll need to experiment with my tortillas right now, okay? All right.

Speaker 5:
[70:16] Well, 10 seconds is just too much. It's too quick. That's my issue there. That's what she said. Well, no, she didn't say that. She was like, can you make it quicker? 704 Fez 3200. There's also the talk back button.

Speaker 4:
[70:29] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[70:33] We started talking about this viral craze for a toy. I'm using finger quotes on toy called a Nee Doh. Maybe if you're the parent, especially, I guess, of somewhat younger kids, you might be familiar with this. Then it turned into somebody was putting those toys in the microwave and actually a couple of kids ended up being badly burned. They're obviously not supposed to go in the microwave. Then this call came in.

Speaker 23:
[70:57] We had to put a sign, we had to amend the sign that says don't put anything shiny in the microwave. Someone ruined the microwave and almost started a fire. They knew not to put metal in the microwave, but they didn't know that foil was made out of metal. Let that one sink in.

Speaker 5:
[71:15] So that of course is the microwave in the break room at his job site where somebody didn't realize aluminum foil had metal in it. Now we've just devolved into dumb coworkers.

Speaker 22:
[71:26] You were talking about weird things you had to explain to people at work. I had a 40 some year old woman who worked for me and I had to explain to her that not everything south of the United States was Mexico. She thought that all of South America was Mexico and that like Argentina, Bolivia and places like that were just parts of Mexico.

Speaker 5:
[71:50] Somebody is hearing this right now and is like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 6:
[71:53] Well, you're going to tell me Alaska is not right next to California and Hawaii too? On a map usually.

Speaker 7:
[72:01] You know maps. Now we've heard plenty of things that young people don't know, like here, go mail this letter and they're like, what? How do I do that? But to be a 40 something year old woman and just learn that South America is not Mexico, that's a pretty big one.

Speaker 5:
[72:17] Look at me, I'm Chelsea. I've heard of South America. Can't hide radio money. What do you read a book in a weekend?

Speaker 6:
[72:24] Why do they all speak Spanish then?

Speaker 5:
[72:27] I'm special. Yeah, no, we did. And somebody who may work in this business, and maybe at one of the radio stations that we're on, had somebody working there who was like 30, who didn't know how to mail a letter, wasn't sure first of all where the stamp went, and then it was a regular old school mailbox and didn't understand about putting the arm up, to the flag, told your delivery person, your mail sack carrier.

Speaker 7:
[72:55] You'd have to be told about that. I get it. But yeah, people who can't address anything.

Speaker 5:
[73:00] You'd have to be told about the arm you're saying.

Speaker 7:
[73:01] About the arm, I think, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[73:03] More so than the stamp I'll give you. Still probably should know about the arm.

Speaker 7:
[73:08] Right, because you've seen a stamp, you've seen mail come into your own life and can get an idea of where the stamp is. You see that little flag up on the mailbox, you could mean something else, you don't know.

Speaker 5:
[73:19] It means you're a swinger. Everybody knows that, right? It's like the upside down pineapple.

Speaker 7:
[73:23] Is it a pineapple or is it the mail flag?

Speaker 6:
[73:25] Which way am I supposed to carry my bananas in my shopping cart?

Speaker 5:
[73:28] Why do all these mailboxes come with an alert to tell people you're a swinger? That's so weird. What was going on in the 1900s? Yeah. 704-FEZ-3200 talk back button on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4:
[73:43] The Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 5:
[73:48] Well, if nothing else on today's show, thanks to Woody, we learned that, quote, anybody can churn butter. Now that I've said that, your FOMO is through the roof. I understand. We also got this call.

Speaker 17:
[74:04] I'm pretty sure the North Carolina State Police are on the way to the studio to remove Wilcox from the state of North Carolina after he said he puts peanut butter on pulled pork.

Speaker 11:
[74:33] Wilcox, man, I'm a stoner, I'll admit it. I'm a fan of peanut butter, and I make pulled pork quite often. Something is wrong with you, man. How, why would you put peanut butter on pulled pork? I've never been that high.

Speaker 5:
[74:55] You're young, you got your whole life ahead of you. You'll get that high. Huge news today. You're gonna wanna sit down for this. Woody actually got a doctor's appointment, and it's today. This is the aftermath of, of course, him getting his body scanned, thanks to Kraft Body Scan. And supposedly, we're gonna find out what it all means today, right?

Speaker 4:
[75:29] Is that the theory?

Speaker 6:
[75:31] Let's not put any pressure on the doctor to figure anything out. It's a baby step. It's like microwaving things.

Speaker 5:
[75:39] This is going to be the first 10 seconds of 25, not 10. 10 is too quick. We've covered this. We found out that Chelsea and Frank actually are getting scanned next week. They're gonna hold hands and other body parts while doing it. Maybe more importantly than pork with peanut butter on it. No ketchup on your taco. I've said that once, I've said it a million times. So we've covered the important things. NFL Draft tonight. People in Pittsburgh know how to boo. This should be good tonight. The commissioner. Tomorrow in the show, among other things, I think we'll have some fun with golf audio for you. Intern Dave, you got anything for us?

Speaker 10:
[76:40] Another great show, guys.

Speaker 2:
[76:41] It's the Woody and Wilcox Show.

Speaker 25:
[76:43] Everyone in this room is now dumber. Not for a second have I even dwelled on the fact that the show is over. I don't think about it. I try not to think about it and therefore I, you know, don't.

Speaker 14:
[76:58] Why don't you stop talking for a while?

Speaker 25:
[76:59] Because it's a very healthy way to deal with something that is ultimately not that important in the long run. It's not not not important at all.

Speaker 2:
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