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Speaker 1:
[00:00] I am a trans woman. My voice is actually a little messed up because of a little surgery I had recently, so it's just recovering because I just had my Adam's apple removed. Oh, shit. But...

Speaker 2:
[00:11] Damn, they chopped that whole fucker off?

Speaker 1:
[00:14] They took it off, they shaved it off, yes. They did the thing. So, you know, science is magic, I guess.

Speaker 2:
[00:22] How quick... Oh, I'm sorry. We just... Our fucking set just fucking dropped on... Our set, AKA the backdrop that we just fucking sloppily...

Speaker 1:
[00:33] Centering increase?

Speaker 2:
[00:33] Yes, exactly. Anyway, I'll move over for a sec. It's fine.

Speaker 1:
[00:38] Oh my God, I can't wait to watch this.

Speaker 2:
[00:39] We'll get through... We'll get through your question, and then we will fix it up.

Speaker 1:
[00:44] Tell me when you're ready for me to continue.

Speaker 2:
[00:46] No, no, we're ready, we're ready.

Speaker 1:
[00:48] Okay, okay, perfect. So, I had a few surgeries this year, like face stuff, things like that. And because of the way insurance works, and because I'm like two years on estrogen through the transition, it makes sense now to consider the breast augmentation. And I have...

Speaker 2:
[01:06] You came to the right place. You came to the right podcast.

Speaker 1:
[01:11] Yes, that's what everyone on the Discord was saying, is that you're the right guy to ask. I don't know. Triple G. 50 Triple G.

Speaker 3:
[01:22] Go gigantic.

Speaker 1:
[01:24] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[01:25] As big as medically possible, without putting your life at danger.

Speaker 1:
[01:33] Okay, so my surgeon told me that because of my frame, I can actually go pretty big. Like I have, my bra band size is 38. So it's actually pretty big, and my shoulders and whatnot could hold a lot. I'm 5'11. I don't know if that matters, but I'm pretty tall.

Speaker 2:
[01:53] We got a big one.

Speaker 3:
[01:54] Real big. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:56] You gotta go. Okay, cool. So my options are between like, so there's the CCs and stuff, but what it will come out to is either 38, like C, 38 sort of like C plus, I guess. And then, or like a solid 38 D to double D.

Speaker 2:
[02:12] We're getting warmer. We're getting warmer.

Speaker 3:
[02:15] What other options?

Speaker 2:
[02:18] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[02:18] So double, like that 38 double D would be the max. And is that what you would like?

Speaker 3:
[02:23] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[02:24] Let me, let me Google 38 double D real fast.

Speaker 3:
[02:28] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:28] Cause it might be huge. It is huge. I Googled that.

Speaker 2:
[02:31] Okay. Let me.

Speaker 3:
[02:32] 5'11.

Speaker 2:
[02:33] Yeah. 5'11.

Speaker 1:
[02:35] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[02:36] It's pretty tall.

Speaker 2:
[02:37] If you're a tall gal, ain't nothing wrong with some big fat titties.

Speaker 1:
[02:42] Right?

Speaker 3:
[02:42] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[02:43] You know, I look, I'll be honest with you here. Obviously, what we're going to say is get the biggest tits possible. Look, philosophically, what we're going to say is get the biggest tits possible. But, you know, what, how have you, in your mind's eye, how did you see your titties? How big did you see your titties looking? What do you, you know?

Speaker 1:
[03:00] Oh, yeah. So one thing that actually really bothers me is that, like, if I have to really wear a push-up bra to, like, see them and notice that they're there in a lot of shirts. And I want to have, like, visible cleavage if I wear, like, a tube top type thing or, like, spaghetti straps, anything like that, like a smaller top. I really want to see visible cleavage because, to me, that just presents as female, right?

Speaker 2:
[03:24] Sure.

Speaker 1:
[03:25] Yeah. So that's sort of my thought there. But I was wondering, like, is big girl always better? Like, I don't know much about boobs. It was like double D better than D is better than C.

Speaker 2:
[03:37] I actually, okay, actually, I don't believe that's true. I think, in fact, I feel like I've seen, I think it's all, I don't really, I should, for as much as I love titties, I should have, I should look into this. But the band size matters so much that I don't even think that I don't even think what you're talking about is going that crazy. I think it's more just sort of like matching your frame as opposed to like, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1:
[04:02] Yeah. You're so right. Because the issue I have right now as a 38B, I actually really struggle to find bras that fit.

Speaker 2:
[04:10] Right.

Speaker 1:
[04:10] Because my band is so big and the breasts are so small. They're not like tiny, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 2:
[04:16] Sure. Sure. Of course you're going to. So I would just say it doesn't sound to me like you're crazy, pit size wise. But you know, if you want, I think, you know, your surgeon is not going to, if you got a good surgeon, you know, they're not going to steer you the wrong way. And I would just say, look, you're not, you're doing all this shit. You don't do it, do what you want, do what you ultimately want to do to be happy.

Speaker 1:
[04:40] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:41] It's, you're not going to all this fucking surgery to kind of half ass it. Now, that's not saying, as again, as much as we love to tell you to get quadruple G tits or whatever, well, obviously don't go crazy. You know what I mean? Don't get, don't, you know, I mean, unless you really, unless that's how you've always seen yourself, if what you're trying to achieve is just like, fuck, another clip down.

Speaker 1:
[05:05] Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[05:08] Fuck, God damn it.

Speaker 1:
[05:09] No, so like, I never thought of it being like Elvira style, if you know what I mean? Like, just completely enormous. I know you think you like her, but anyway.

Speaker 2:
[05:19] Listen, I don't think, sister, I know I like Elvira. But yes, then, I was just gonna say, yeah, this to me sounds fucking reasonable. Now look, I don't really, again, I should know more about tits versus bands, but you know, go to your friends who have similar size titties, take a gander, see what they have to say about it. You know, friends who have gone through this experience. You know, I'm sure specifically people transitioning that, because I also think, I bet you what happens a lot, because like the way I order takeout, if I was trans, I would order titties the way I order takeout, where I would get way more than I needed. And I bet you like six months in, I'd be like, fuck, my back hurts. I didn't need the fucking biggest tits of all time. So listen, I think it's probably like, imagine the biggest tits you could possibly want on yourself. And then maybe like, take it down a couple notches, turn the dial down a couple notches. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[06:21] Maybe down 25 CCs or something. Yeah, that actually makes sense. And it is like, you said, I have a good surgeon. It's all within the range that she recommended. She said it won't cause any back problems. And like part of the reason I called you is because all of my male friends are gay. So they would give me advice. Yeah, yeah, they're great. But they give me advice like you want it reasonable.

Speaker 2:
[06:42] They're like, get them smaller.

Speaker 1:
[06:43] If you want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not outlandish. But there's no cost difference going bigger.

Speaker 2:
[06:49] Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 3:
[06:51] Now that's, now you're leaving money on the table if you don't go big.

Speaker 2:
[06:55] Well, then you hate a bargain if you don't get the biggest tits. Then the insurance won't cover.

Speaker 1:
[06:59] You don't have to put money on the table or leave money on the table, right?

Speaker 2:
[07:02] Kids are starving.

Speaker 1:
[07:03] I think this is actually really good advice. So I'm going to start. I'm going to be leaning towards like the 650 to 700 CCs. And probably maybe be in that middle zone. What is that? 675. So that's really great.

Speaker 2:
[07:17] I assume they give you like the actual fucking bags to hold the shit and like, you know.

Speaker 1:
[07:22] Well, yeah. So they have this like rice test at home where you basically fill up a panty hoe or a bag with the amount of rice and it shows you. But it's like a perfect ball. So it's not like a real boob. I'm going to go in in two weeks and she's going to strap like implants on or just like stick them on me so I can like walk around, bend down, see how it feels, see what looks good, what I like.

Speaker 2:
[07:44] Cool.

Speaker 1:
[07:45] Yeah, but I wanted to, I was really hoping I could get your advice, which you gave it to me. It's wonderful. Before I had that second or third consultation with the surgeon.

Speaker 2:
[07:55] Yes. I've always said when it comes to tits, I know as much as a surgeon, a breast surgeon.

Speaker 1:
[08:00] I thought you would. Yes. And also you're passionate. I don't want to ask AI like what is the right size? I want to get a passionate person's perspective, a straight man's perspective. Thank you, Stavvy.

Speaker 2:
[08:11] And from a purely passionate, from the purely passionate perspective, my advice just to boil it down one final time is the largest tits that won't cause you harm, that you want, that make you feel good about yourself, get them that big. But at the same time, be realistic and be honest with yourself about, hey, these are cool for two minutes in my doctor's office. Do I want these things? Do I want them this fucking large at all times?

Speaker 1:
[08:41] Yeah. And also it's an insurance-covered gender-affirming thing. So they're not going to let me do Dolly Parton, right? So yeah, this is actually really fun, good advice.

Speaker 2:
[08:54] Excellent.

Speaker 1:
[08:55] Yeah. And also just like talking to people on the Discord, they were like, they gave me a lot of advice too. They wanted to talk about it. And it got me thinking. I feel like I'm in a much better spot than before. And yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 2:
[09:07] Hell yeah. What a beautiful community.

Speaker 3:
[09:08] That's a testament.

Speaker 2:
[09:09] How's it going overall? So wait, what's the timeline on a whole, you know, I don't know. There's the ins and outs of like the how you feel. I mean, it seems like you're kind of like, you know, how long does the process take of a full, like full? I don't know if there's a full. Do you have a moment where you're like, nice, I'm done. I've graduated.

Speaker 1:
[09:27] Oh, yeah. No, I actually feel that now after like having my face, my face done this year. I had facial feminization in early January and that just totally changed the way that I like see myself and I present in the world. That's awesome. And then they removed my trachea, like I said, or the, you know, the Adam's apple, the tracheal shave really recently. But yeah, like two years of estrogen. And then they put me on this drug called progesterone, which makes me feel really wonderful. So just that combo has been, yeah, yeah. I think about like the one and a half year, two year mark, it starts to really sink in and you just, you see yourself that way. You know, you're always in women's spaces and it's, it's good. I feel comfortable there. Yeah. I mean, not fully, thank you so much. Yeah. But not fully done. I still have to get my breasts done. That's my last major surgery.

Speaker 2:
[10:17] Wow. Now that's a real, that's a nice graduation party right there, is getting some big ass titties.

Speaker 3:
[10:22] Go out with a bang, baby.

Speaker 1:
[10:25] Absolutely.

Speaker 3:
[10:26] This road has led to this.

Speaker 2:
[10:31] That's very fitting as we're upon the final leg of the Dreamboat Tour. The Dreamboat Tour is about to end. Your transition is about to end. You're going to get some huge tits. Godspeed. I'll see some big ass tits on the end of this tour.

Speaker 1:
[10:44] So I hope that for you. Absolutely.

Speaker 2:
[10:46] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[10:47] Thank you so much. And your guys' enthusiasm about this, like this was wonderful. This is what I needed to hear. You're so different from my brunch group. So thank you guys. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:55] Yeah. Tell those gay dudes to shove it. Get them as big as possible.

Speaker 1:
[11:01] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[11:02] Yes. All right.

Speaker 1:
[11:02] We'll do Stavvy. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2:
[11:04] You got it, Luce.

Speaker 3:
[11:05] Bye, Lucy.

Speaker 2:
[11:06] All right. Have a good one. Bye.

Speaker 3:
[11:07] Bye.

Speaker 2:
[11:08] Bye. Let's fix this. Let's fix this bullshit real fast. And we are leaving this in folks. This is how, this is how we podcast. We won't, we don't, we're not, if I'm just going to get up and do it myself.

Speaker 3:
[11:21] I have so many wires connected to me.

Speaker 2:
[11:24] No, fuck you. I got it. I got a clip. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Okay. Folks, this is, we get our hands dirty here on Stavvys World. I'm, I'm holding the microphone, which is making this actually pretty difficult to do. Okay. That ain't so bad. I mean, it's not perfect.

Speaker 3:
[11:46] It's fine.

Speaker 2:
[11:49] Okay. Who really gives a fuck if we're being completely honest? Well, shout out to Lucy. And honestly, I, her surgeon sounds like a fucking bitch. Sounds like she's a get even huger tits to me. That to me sounds pretty modest.

Speaker 3:
[12:04] If you're getting a sex change out there, don't listen to the quote unquote expert. Go extra, extra, extra tight on your pussy.

Speaker 2:
[12:15] Get the biggest hog of all time. Where are they by the way? Where are our trans brothers on getting big fat cocks?

Speaker 3:
[12:22] That's true.

Speaker 2:
[12:22] That's I'm waiting for you guys to figure this out so I can hop on. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[12:26] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[12:27] You guys are like the fuck it. You guys are the first wave. You're on the cutting edge of, of true growing real cock meat.

Speaker 3:
[12:34] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[12:34] You know what I mean? What if they could turn a clit into a eight inch cock? They got to be able to do some of my little last dick too. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3:
[12:42] We'll get the technology.

Speaker 2:
[12:44] So anyway, fellas keep at it. Get back in the fucking, get back in the, in the lab and figure out how to figure out. They're making lab grown fucking meat. Why can't they make lab grown, grown cock meat that I can grow on my own cock?

Speaker 3:
[12:58] I'm like, I want you to grow a beef heart in the lab and use that for my cock meat beef heart. That's a ridge.

Speaker 2:
[13:06] I want liver. I want my cock rich in iron. When you're giving me head, that's going to help. You're fucking, it's going to help with your fucking scurvy. No, that's vitamin C.