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Speaker 1:
[00:02] This is a Headgum Podcast.

Speaker 2:
[00:05] Hacks is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks Podcast. Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs and Jen Statsky, as they unpack the Emmy-winning comedy series. On each episode, hear stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, and how these beloved characters close out their final season.

Speaker 3:
[00:27] Watch Hacks streaming exclusively on HBO Max and listen to the Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 4:
[00:57] Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything, the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. On today's episode, we are drafting old man phrases. Our guest today.

Speaker 5:
[01:09] Is it just man?

Speaker 4:
[01:10] Old people phrases.

Speaker 5:
[01:12] Old people phrases.

Speaker 4:
[01:13] My apologies. Old people phrases. Our guest today, stand up comedian, writer. I'm gonna say it, All Fantasy Everything Hall of Famer.

Speaker 6:
[01:22] Oh nice, oh shit.

Speaker 4:
[01:24] It's the second one I've handed out in this iteration.

Speaker 7:
[01:26] Buddy, that ain't tough.

Speaker 1:
[01:27] For Buddy, that ain't tough.

Speaker 5:
[01:28] That is canon.

Speaker 4:
[01:29] For Buddy, that ain't tough alone.

Speaker 6:
[01:31] That was fun. That was fun.

Speaker 4:
[01:32] That's canon. Will Miles is here.

Speaker 6:
[01:35] Hey, how's everyone doing? You should know that. That's the most I get recognized now.

Speaker 4:
[01:40] For Buddy, that ain't tough?

Speaker 6:
[01:41] For Buddy, that ain't tough. I really think every time I'm out, I was out with somebody, I think in Boston with my wife's friends.

Speaker 4:
[01:49] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[01:49] And they were like, oh, we're with Will. And they texted her like, tell him, Buddy, that ain't tough. And I was like, what? That's hilarious.

Speaker 7:
[01:56] That's so sick. Yeah, that is tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[01:59] I was like, oh shit, all right, hell yeah.

Speaker 4:
[02:01] I'm your host, Ian Karmel. With me, as always, are my friends and comedians, Sean Jordan and David Gborie. Couple of tough guys themselves.

Speaker 7:
[02:07] I was a little, I'm a little nervous about this one. I don't know if I did well. I'm interested.

Speaker 5:
[02:12] I don't think I did great.

Speaker 7:
[02:13] I mean, really.

Speaker 4:
[02:14] Is it because I'm having a fig bar, which is an old person maneuver?

Speaker 7:
[02:17] I had a fig bar earlier.

Speaker 4:
[02:19] It's great.

Speaker 7:
[02:19] Those are delicious. Max has those for days.

Speaker 4:
[02:21] I don't care. I'm having one on air, dude. Old guy.

Speaker 5:
[02:24] Have you guys ever had a fig for real?

Speaker 4:
[02:26] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[02:27] I don't like it at all.

Speaker 5:
[02:28] Just like bust down a fig?

Speaker 4:
[02:29] It's a lot.

Speaker 6:
[02:30] It's a lot.

Speaker 5:
[02:31] I don't even know.

Speaker 4:
[02:32] Have you not had a fig?

Speaker 5:
[02:33] No. I don't even know what it looks like.

Speaker 6:
[02:35] It's just the inside of the Fig Newton, but hard.

Speaker 5:
[02:38] That's the part I don't really.

Speaker 6:
[02:40] Exactly. The outside of the Fig Newton is the shit.

Speaker 4:
[02:42] You need the cake.

Speaker 6:
[02:42] I liked it.

Speaker 5:
[02:43] I liked it. Do you remember when they were doing other Newtons?

Speaker 6:
[02:46] Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 5:
[02:47] Like strawberry, blueberry Newtons? I like those better.

Speaker 4:
[02:49] Juice Newton?

Speaker 6:
[02:51] Juice Newton?

Speaker 4:
[02:51] That's a band.

Speaker 6:
[02:53] I was like, how do you keep the juice in?

Speaker 4:
[02:55] They have Huey Newton.

Speaker 6:
[02:57] Huey Newton. They put him inside of some cake.

Speaker 7:
[03:01] They got fig flavor to these, and I don't like those.

Speaker 4:
[03:04] Huey Newton is...

Speaker 5:
[03:05] Oh, Huey P. Newton.

Speaker 6:
[03:06] Oh, that's way different.

Speaker 5:
[03:08] Yeah, that is.

Speaker 6:
[03:09] That's the one with peanut butter. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:11] You were both thinking of Huey Lewis.

Speaker 5:
[03:15] Huey Newton is not peanut butter. Huey Newton is a black panther.

Speaker 4:
[03:17] No, the P stands for peanut butter. Huey peanut butter.

Speaker 1:
[03:19] Oh, okay.

Speaker 4:
[03:20] I got too deep. I got too deep in the joke.

Speaker 7:
[03:23] We did this bit before.

Speaker 4:
[03:24] We were like two falcons that grabbed it.

Speaker 7:
[03:26] This bit's happened before.

Speaker 4:
[03:27] We've done Huey Peanut Butter Newton Lewis?

Speaker 7:
[03:29] Basically. There's a clip about it. We did a Huey P. Newton bit when we were talking about Fig Newton.

Speaker 4:
[03:34] Was it the four of us?

Speaker 7:
[03:35] I think so. That's crazy. Yes, I am drunk. That has nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 4:
[03:40] Are you drunk?

Speaker 7:
[03:40] No, I'm not.

Speaker 6:
[03:41] I was going to say, all right, let's do it.

Speaker 4:
[03:43] We'll come out about this, dude. You're like, you exist on an infinite timeline.

Speaker 7:
[03:47] I'm not even on the show.

Speaker 4:
[03:48] No, you're not even alive. You died in 1881.

Speaker 7:
[03:52] Damn. Why am I flying home tonight?

Speaker 4:
[03:54] Because you exist, though.

Speaker 6:
[03:56] What is home, man?

Speaker 1:
[03:57] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[03:58] It's a mindset.

Speaker 5:
[03:58] Sean Jordan died on the Oregon Trail.

Speaker 1:
[04:00] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[04:01] Good guy.

Speaker 6:
[04:01] This is like Sixth Sense.

Speaker 4:
[04:03] Dysentery. Right outside of Independence, Missouri.

Speaker 7:
[04:05] I was dysentery. I was dysentery, I was dysentery, Steve. Everybody on the trail was dysentery.

Speaker 4:
[04:11] You were dysentery?

Speaker 5:
[04:12] That's the worst way to die.

Speaker 6:
[04:14] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[04:15] Dysentery?

Speaker 6:
[04:15] Pooping yourself to death? Oh, you know what? I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 4:
[04:20] It's deadly diarrhea.

Speaker 5:
[04:21] You were still right, though.

Speaker 6:
[04:22] Right? Exactly.

Speaker 4:
[04:23] Up until, I want to say, like, World War I, diarrhea was the leading cause of death on Earth.

Speaker 6:
[04:29] Understood.

Speaker 4:
[04:30] On Earth. Like, people just routinely shit themselves to death. Damn. All the time. And now?

Speaker 6:
[04:37] Every day.

Speaker 4:
[04:37] We're lucky if...

Speaker 7:
[04:39] Lucky if we lose one person a day with diarrhea.

Speaker 6:
[04:41] Exactly. If that.

Speaker 4:
[04:43] Now it's like an excuse to get out of stuff, and it used to just be like, oh, I'm gonna die. I can't stop pooping.

Speaker 5:
[04:48] That's why they call it that.

Speaker 4:
[04:50] Yeah. Diarrhea.

Speaker 6:
[04:51] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[04:52] That's right. And now we call it liveria.

Speaker 6:
[04:56] For some reason, that sounds so much grosser. Liveria, yeah. I don't want to.

Speaker 7:
[05:00] My liver's got diarrhea.

Speaker 4:
[05:01] Oh, God. Liver-based diarrhea.

Speaker 6:
[05:03] Oh, you must be not alive.

Speaker 7:
[05:06] Oh, harsh. Well, hey.

Speaker 4:
[05:09] Did you feel good about, so last episode, you wore the poet's blue. It's kind of a Michigan Wolverine color scheme. You were nervous about it. I didn't want to ask you while you were wearing it, because I thought it looked great. I think we all thought it looked great.

Speaker 7:
[05:22] Yeah, I thought you looked good about it.

Speaker 4:
[05:23] Was he wearing it when you walked in, Will?

Speaker 6:
[05:24] He was, I saw it, I loved it.

Speaker 4:
[05:25] Yeah, it looked good. How do you feel about its performance?

Speaker 7:
[05:27] I feel well. I didn't realize it was Wolverine's colors as I'm married to a Spartan.

Speaker 4:
[05:30] You are indeed married to a Spartan. But those are hardcore Michigan Wolverine colors.

Speaker 7:
[05:34] They are. That looks like it could be a Michigan Wolverine's color.

Speaker 6:
[05:37] Oh man, there's no poet's set, actually, like some Kermit the Poet who went to Michigan University. I'll take it.

Speaker 7:
[05:46] No, no. Give it to me. No way.

Speaker 4:
[05:49] I'll wear it, give it to me.

Speaker 7:
[05:50] No way. I'm gonna wear it.

Speaker 4:
[05:51] I wear XL. Give it to me.

Speaker 7:
[05:52] I'm back into the baggy clothes too.

Speaker 6:
[05:53] Yeah, you are.

Speaker 4:
[05:54] I'm digging it.

Speaker 6:
[05:55] Let's go back to the 90s. That's what I say.

Speaker 7:
[05:57] When they came back, I was like, I never wanted to go anywhere.

Speaker 6:
[05:59] Me either, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[05:59] I'm dressed pretty 90s right now.

Speaker 6:
[06:01] I think this is 90s. This is like maybe a little whiter 90s.

Speaker 4:
[06:04] But I gotta tell you, the last time I saw you, you were wearing these boat shoes. I was, yeah, yeah. And I have since, like I saw you in those boat shoes and I have since heard several people, after I saw you wearing them, be like boat shoes are back.

Speaker 1:
[06:17] Really? I saw you wear them first.

Speaker 5:
[06:22] I love a sockless shoe, dog.

Speaker 6:
[06:24] Right, right. Oh my God. I chose to wear socks with this. That's a choice.

Speaker 5:
[06:27] Those are Vans.

Speaker 6:
[06:28] These are Vans. These are new, yeah. Oh.

Speaker 4:
[06:30] I've had three conversations about how boat shoes are back since I saw you in them.

Speaker 6:
[06:34] Boat shoes are, I mean, like we live in Cali too.

Speaker 4:
[06:37] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[06:38] Like Vans boat shoes is the epitome of what Cali is.

Speaker 4:
[06:41] It is kind of like a-

Speaker 5:
[06:42] Would you not do like a Sperry top cider?

Speaker 6:
[06:44] Oh, I have Sperrys.

Speaker 5:
[06:45] Okay.

Speaker 6:
[06:46] I love, and Timberland has a three-eyed lug.

Speaker 5:
[06:50] Yo, I just pulled it up. Is this what you're talking about?

Speaker 6:
[06:54] Yes, I am. Absolutely. I have the green and the, what is it? Construction coat, whatever.

Speaker 5:
[07:01] I've been thinking about getting new shoes recently.

Speaker 7:
[07:03] Just talking about not spending money here. I know.

Speaker 6:
[07:05] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[07:05] What's it like about just spending money?

Speaker 6:
[07:06] Pull the trigger, bro.

Speaker 5:
[07:07] Yeah. That's too many words that you get me in on. Timberland three-eyed lug.

Speaker 7:
[07:13] That's exact.

Speaker 5:
[07:13] We're gonna spend that money.

Speaker 4:
[07:14] I have two Timberland questions. First is, Sean, have you ever worn a pair of Timberland?

Speaker 7:
[07:21] Never had any.

Speaker 4:
[07:21] You can't really.

Speaker 7:
[07:22] One of my big regrets.

Speaker 4:
[07:23] It does seem like that would have been a movie busted.

Speaker 7:
[07:26] We didn't. I just couldn't get them. I had Carl Canis shoes, but I never had Timberland's.

Speaker 4:
[07:30] Follow-up question. Was that originally conceived as like a black shoe? Or was that like?

Speaker 5:
[07:36] No, I think black people took it. I think it's like similar in the vein.

Speaker 6:
[07:39] Timberland?

Speaker 7:
[07:39] It's like a work boot, right?

Speaker 6:
[07:41] At first I thought you were talking about Carl Canis shirt and I'm like, absolutely a black shoe.

Speaker 4:
[07:44] That is a black shoe. That's a black shoe.

Speaker 7:
[07:48] Everything I had, the current Carl Canis shirt I have, same thing.

Speaker 4:
[07:51] Is it like a Ralph Lauren situation where it was like, oh, this is cool, we're going to start wearing this?

Speaker 5:
[07:56] Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4:
[07:57] Actually, we think this looks cool and then it became cool through cool people.

Speaker 6:
[08:01] I know it through New York rap.

Speaker 5:
[08:03] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[08:03] They were always wearing.

Speaker 5:
[08:05] But workwear was just big at the time anyways.

Speaker 4:
[08:07] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[08:08] Workwear is back. That's the crazy.

Speaker 5:
[08:09] Can I ask you guys a weird question?

Speaker 4:
[08:10] Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5:
[08:11] Burgundy or what's this other one? Brown. There's brown.

Speaker 4:
[08:16] Right, burgundy.

Speaker 6:
[08:17] I was going to go burgundy initially too.

Speaker 4:
[08:19] Is it leather? Is it a leather body?

Speaker 5:
[08:20] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[08:20] It's like an ox blood.

Speaker 5:
[08:22] You pass it over.

Speaker 7:
[08:22] Yeah, burgundy.

Speaker 6:
[08:23] I'm going to go burgundy all day. Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[08:25] That's the burgundy.

Speaker 5:
[08:26] I don't want the same color you have.

Speaker 6:
[08:28] Yeah, I've got green.

Speaker 5:
[08:29] Because we also have another pair of shoes.

Speaker 1:
[08:32] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[08:35] And we've worn those at the same time.

Speaker 5:
[08:36] Yeah, we wore them at the same time.

Speaker 4:
[08:38] You know, they're both pretty tough, but I'm going to say burgundy.

Speaker 5:
[08:42] I think I could do more with burgundy.

Speaker 1:
[08:43] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[08:44] Burgundy.

Speaker 7:
[08:44] I don't even need to look burgundy.

Speaker 6:
[08:45] You already know burgundy.

Speaker 7:
[08:47] I'm going to look at the other colors for fun.

Speaker 5:
[08:48] Because I'm doing this at work. I'm buying this on the business. That's right.

Speaker 4:
[08:51] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[08:51] Oh, good.

Speaker 5:
[08:52] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[08:53] Let's talk about more shoes.

Speaker 4:
[08:54] What's the other thing?

Speaker 6:
[08:56] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[08:59] Yeah, right?

Speaker 6:
[09:00] I need a bracelet. And I got a lease of cars.

Speaker 4:
[09:03] Yeah. It's a sportage. It is a sportage. It is a sportage.

Speaker 5:
[09:08] Also, do I go size up or size down? I think I go size down.

Speaker 6:
[09:12] I think it's size down for the sportage.

Speaker 4:
[09:14] I've never owned a Timberland.

Speaker 6:
[09:16] I believe it's half size down, maybe.

Speaker 5:
[09:18] Whoa. Should I get wide? I think I should get wide.

Speaker 6:
[09:20] I always go wide. Skate shoes. That's how I know all those skaters.

Speaker 7:
[09:23] That's why I like Boosh and it's the best because they're wide.

Speaker 4:
[09:25] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[09:26] Steven.

Speaker 4:
[09:26] Those Nike ones are narrow.

Speaker 7:
[09:28] I don't like a lot of the old Adidas were narrow too. The Sambas and stuff, those were narrow and I hated them. And then the Booshnitz, they're like wrestling shoes. Big flat and like a big toe part.

Speaker 6:
[09:38] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[09:38] I have 20 pairs.

Speaker 4:
[09:40] Of the Booshnitz?

Speaker 6:
[09:41] The Dunks were the most wide Nikes I had growing up. So every kid had Dunks if you look like you.

Speaker 7:
[09:48] I like a thin sole because I don't want to feel taller. So at the Dunks, there's too much sole on them and I feel up there too much.

Speaker 4:
[09:57] They're hard to skate in?

Speaker 7:
[09:58] Yeah. This isn't even about skating. This is about chilling. I just want a little sole on the Booshnitz.

Speaker 4:
[10:03] You don't want more height? I guess it's not a thing you lack. Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[10:06] It's not something that's on my mind.

Speaker 6:
[10:08] Or no?

Speaker 7:
[10:09] No, you're fighting less.

Speaker 6:
[10:11] I wanted to be able to feel like your feet are on the board.

Speaker 4:
[10:13] The Jordan 4 is the most heartbreaking width of all shoes.

Speaker 6:
[10:17] Yeah, because it's the best shoe.

Speaker 5:
[10:18] It's the best shoe.

Speaker 6:
[10:19] It's clearly the best shoe.

Speaker 7:
[10:21] It's always funny that it's up.

Speaker 6:
[10:22] No, it ain't tough.

Speaker 4:
[10:25] It ain't tough how it is. Because you're always like, what if I just cut off my pinky toe?

Speaker 6:
[10:30] I know.

Speaker 4:
[10:30] What if I just did that? And then I could wear Jordan 4s anytime I wanted.

Speaker 5:
[10:33] Also, Jordan 4 is like the beginning of the night. You feel so good, you always regret it by the end of the night.

Speaker 7:
[10:41] They hurt or what?

Speaker 6:
[10:42] They hurt. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[10:44] It's like putting your foot in the shoe box.

Speaker 7:
[10:47] How does that get past the goalie? How do they make those?

Speaker 5:
[10:49] I think they were number 4. No, they didn't.

Speaker 4:
[10:51] They didn't?

Speaker 6:
[10:52] Well, because Jordan on this documentary, whatever.

Speaker 5:
[10:57] The Last Dance.

Speaker 7:
[10:57] The Last Dance.

Speaker 5:
[10:58] I like that that guy who was not Michael Jordan.

Speaker 4:
[11:02] He's the breakout song.

Speaker 6:
[11:02] He's the breakout, the security guard, you know?

Speaker 7:
[11:04] It's like he's a cool guy.

Speaker 6:
[11:05] I like that guy a lot. But he even says, because he's playing one of his last games, the first retirement, I think, and he puts on Jordan 1s and he's like, I'm bleeding. These are horrible basketball shoes. And kind of all of his basketball shoes, up until the ones that started to not look great, are horrible for playing basketball.

Speaker 4:
[11:25] And he was just so good, and he styled it that way.

Speaker 5:
[11:27] So you were talking like 12s, 13s?

Speaker 6:
[11:29] Like the 11s probably were the...

Speaker 5:
[11:32] The patent leather?

Speaker 6:
[11:33] The leather, the one that had the little patch right here.

Speaker 5:
[11:36] Yeah, that's what it started to be.

Speaker 6:
[11:37] Yeah, I think that's when it started to be good.

Speaker 5:
[11:39] Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 6:
[11:40] Because those are kind of comfy, but they don't look as great. Right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[11:44] Remember the ones that were in the briefcase?

Speaker 6:
[11:46] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[11:47] He wore the 1s again at MSG, right? He threw them back on, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[11:51] And his feet were bleeding, and he had to take them off immediately.

Speaker 4:
[11:54] I played him.

Speaker 5:
[11:54] Didn't he hate the 1s? He needed the colorway.

Speaker 6:
[11:57] I think he didn't have much to say in that.

Speaker 5:
[11:59] He wanted them to be Carolina Blue.

Speaker 6:
[12:01] Right, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[12:01] Because then when they made them, they didn't have white on them, and that's why they banned them.

Speaker 1:
[12:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[12:07] That's right.

Speaker 4:
[12:08] I played a rec league basketball game in 10th or 11th grade in Chucks. I weighed 350 pounds.

Speaker 1:
[12:13] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[12:15] It was like a football team, rec league basketball team. We were good, but I played a game just because I thought it would be funny, and I couldn't walk right for three days. I was 17.

Speaker 5:
[12:24] Chucks are ass. Chucks, it's barely shoes.

Speaker 7:
[12:28] It's canvas around your ankle. There's no ankle support. It's a rag around your ankle.

Speaker 4:
[12:32] I've never rocked a Chuck. I can't also like, they look like clown shoes.

Speaker 6:
[12:36] It's not a fat guy shoe.

Speaker 5:
[12:37] It's not.

Speaker 6:
[12:37] I've always wanted to.

Speaker 5:
[12:39] Your ankle just like blends into it.

Speaker 4:
[12:42] Matty Matheson has tried. God bless him. It's even on him. Yeah, he's trying to rock it.

Speaker 5:
[12:46] Some fat guys got thin ankles.

Speaker 4:
[12:49] Shane Torres. Yes. Not necessarily a fat guy, but he's got like thin, I mean, he's a fag. He'd say thin ankle.

Speaker 1:
[12:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[12:56] I think he's fat.

Speaker 8:
[12:58] No, I think he'd say it.

Speaker 7:
[13:01] I don't know if he'd say it, but that's right who we think is fat.

Speaker 6:
[13:06] Top five fat guys. I mean, I did think I would love to draft fat guys.

Speaker 5:
[13:12] We drafted hot guys. I don't think we have drafted fat guys.

Speaker 4:
[13:15] We were talking about drafting fat guys.

Speaker 6:
[13:16] I think it's probably inappropriate. Is it? I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[13:19] I'm not drafting any guys who wouldn't call themselves fat guys.

Speaker 6:
[13:21] Me either. That's true. We're not breaking any news on the fat guys.

Speaker 5:
[13:23] Yeah, there's no cusp.

Speaker 4:
[13:26] Sean, you can't do it.

Speaker 6:
[13:27] That's true. You're the only one out. Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[13:30] Shut up, Tubby.

Speaker 6:
[13:32] What is this? Seventh grade?

Speaker 7:
[13:36] You're not. I hated that.

Speaker 5:
[13:37] I don't like how naturally you were burning back to that.

Speaker 4:
[13:39] That's Brooks.

Speaker 7:
[13:40] That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever said on this show ever.

Speaker 6:
[13:43] Shut up, Tubby.

Speaker 7:
[13:44] I didn't mean to do that.

Speaker 4:
[13:44] Isaac, isolate shut up, Tubby and play at the top of every episode.

Speaker 5:
[13:47] Tubby is crazy because that's 90s coded for sure. People don't even call people that anymore.

Speaker 6:
[13:52] If you think about it, what does it even mean?

Speaker 4:
[13:55] Like a tub?

Speaker 1:
[13:55] Like a tub?

Speaker 6:
[13:56] You're Tubby.

Speaker 4:
[13:58] It's almost onomatopoeic.

Speaker 1:
[14:00] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[14:01] It feels right. Even though it doesn't make much sense.

Speaker 5:
[14:05] I haven't heard Tubby in forever.

Speaker 7:
[14:06] Let me say Lunchbox too.

Speaker 5:
[14:09] Lunchbox sounds cooler than Tubby.

Speaker 4:
[14:10] You've been such a wonderful friend for so long. And I blew it.

Speaker 6:
[14:15] One slip.

Speaker 4:
[14:16] And now it's over.

Speaker 6:
[14:17] One slip. That's all it takes.

Speaker 7:
[14:18] We'd like you to go out the door. We have a replacement waiting.

Speaker 1:
[14:20] Now it's over.

Speaker 4:
[14:22] If you wouldn't mind leaving and sending Falcone back in.

Speaker 6:
[14:25] Then we've got a guy named Jordan Sean outside.

Speaker 7:
[14:28] We told Alex to wait.

Speaker 5:
[14:29] We actually skateboarded to Sean Jordan.

Speaker 1:
[14:32] Exactly.

Speaker 7:
[14:33] I'd have to step back.

Speaker 4:
[14:35] No, I could never. You wouldn't have to worry about that. I know. Of course.

Speaker 7:
[14:40] What an interesting thing to say. I don't know why.

Speaker 4:
[14:42] It was funny. And you never have to worry about it.

Speaker 7:
[14:44] It wasn't funny enough, though.

Speaker 4:
[14:45] No.

Speaker 6:
[14:46] Tummy is a throwback word, and we're talking old people words.

Speaker 7:
[14:49] We are.

Speaker 6:
[14:49] That's what I was doing.

Speaker 1:
[14:52] Shut up, Tummy.

Speaker 5:
[14:53] Old people are good at calling you fat. Yeah. That's one of their better skills.

Speaker 7:
[14:58] With a look, even. I just did a show. I was in Omaha, and my aunt came to the show, and I haven't seen her in a long time. First thing, I walk up, I'm like, hey, what's up? And she like, chip dips my tummy. She's like, whoa, you do have a kid. And I'm like, what? Why is that the first thing you got to say?

Speaker 4:
[15:16] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[15:16] You know?

Speaker 4:
[15:16] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[15:17] Because she's intimidated by your success.

Speaker 7:
[15:20] Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 6:
[15:21] And it's funny. It was funny.

Speaker 7:
[15:22] It was funny.

Speaker 5:
[15:23] Is that a Midwest thing, letting people know they're getting fat?

Speaker 7:
[15:26] I think letting people know.

Speaker 6:
[15:26] But everyone's fat in the Midwest. How could you possibly? How could that work?

Speaker 7:
[15:31] Whatever negative things going on, they'll put a light on real quick.

Speaker 6:
[15:33] That is true. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5:
[15:35] I do like that the Midwest sits thicker than the West Coast. Like, whenever I walked around Chicago, I'm like, yeah, this is a pace.

Speaker 6:
[15:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[15:44] This is a pace I can keep.

Speaker 4:
[15:45] Well, you know those Madison weekends.

Speaker 5:
[15:47] Come on, baby.

Speaker 4:
[15:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[15:49] I love a Madison weekend. That is indulgent.

Speaker 4:
[15:53] Well, well, well. Look at me.

Speaker 7:
[15:55] It's 98 degrees out. Everyone's got a sweat suit on.

Speaker 6:
[15:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4:
[15:59] Seem to have found my people.

Speaker 5:
[16:01] I'll take all the types of cheese in that curry.

Speaker 6:
[16:03] Yeah. I'm the hottest, funniest person ever. It's like I just left state, and I'm fucking the best comic I've ever been.

Speaker 5:
[16:11] You know what's funny? Now I'm wondering, is that why I like Madison or Wisconsin in general, just comparatively? I'm great.

Speaker 4:
[16:17] Definitely think that's part of the experience. I've no longer the fattest.

Speaker 5:
[16:20] I've always had a great time.

Speaker 6:
[16:21] I've had a fantastic time.

Speaker 4:
[16:23] It's the greatest. I love Madison.

Speaker 5:
[16:25] Not just Madison, just Wisconsin in general. I did buy fake drugs in Milwaukee once, but besides that.

Speaker 4:
[16:33] How so?

Speaker 5:
[16:34] Dude, it sucks. I was in a taxi, and this guy...

Speaker 6:
[16:40] Interesting start.

Speaker 5:
[16:42] This guy gave me some weed to smell, and I gave it back, and he gave me the price. And I was going to meet some other comics, so I was like, oh yeah, I'll grab some weed.

Speaker 4:
[16:50] Yeah, like grabbing a bottle of wine on the way to a dinner.

Speaker 5:
[16:52] So I gave him some money, he gave it to me as I was getting out, and then I get to the bathroom to look at it, and it's like paper towels wrapped up in a bag.

Speaker 4:
[17:00] You had been running amok.

Speaker 5:
[17:01] And that's like...

Speaker 7:
[17:02] It wasn't even oregano or anything, it was just paper towels.

Speaker 5:
[17:05] And I've been buying weed since I'm a kid.

Speaker 7:
[17:07] I love that.

Speaker 5:
[17:08] Like that's the only time that's ever happened to me was fucking Milwaukee.

Speaker 4:
[17:11] Well, you had that cheese curd in you. You weren't thinking straight.

Speaker 5:
[17:14] No, I wasn't. This is a different trip.

Speaker 4:
[17:16] Oh, okay.

Speaker 5:
[17:16] That's a different trip. That was with you.

Speaker 4:
[17:19] Oh, okay, well yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[17:21] When I was, I was with you.

Speaker 6:
[17:22] Oh, because of cheese curds. Yeah, those are meant to shit your pants.

Speaker 7:
[17:25] Cheese curds and a milkshake, by the way.

Speaker 5:
[17:27] What?

Speaker 1:
[17:27] What's wrong with you?

Speaker 5:
[17:29] I was in Wisconsin. I thought I was the funniest, hottest guy alive.

Speaker 1:
[17:33] I could do anything.

Speaker 4:
[17:34] He was raised on the dairy.

Speaker 5:
[17:36] And then I started, I ate it. And then I started walking around. And then I was like, oh no, now I'm far as fuck from the hotel. And it's about to happen.

Speaker 4:
[17:46] That's when I sort of knew, like that's when I was like, I think you might marry this woman. Cause you told her, I remember we were getting dinner after, we got cheese curds again, by the way.

Speaker 5:
[17:56] We don't have to tell the whole.

Speaker 7:
[17:57] David's like, I cleaned the pipes, so I'm good now. I might as well.

Speaker 6:
[18:02] It's fresh, now I'm used to it.

Speaker 7:
[18:04] I'm building up a tolerance.

Speaker 4:
[18:05] I got Alvin on cheese curd out of my body.

Speaker 6:
[18:08] That was like a flu shot.

Speaker 4:
[18:09] But you were telling me, like you were on the phone with her and you let her know, you were like, I might not make it.

Speaker 5:
[18:14] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[18:14] That level of vulnerability.

Speaker 4:
[18:15] You're like, oh, this is someone who's gonna be around for a long time.

Speaker 5:
[18:18] And that's not what I would have told any other girl I've ever had sex with.

Speaker 4:
[18:21] No.

Speaker 5:
[18:21] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[18:21] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[18:22] It's beautiful in the way.

Speaker 6:
[18:23] It is beautiful.

Speaker 4:
[18:23] Not in the way.

Speaker 5:
[18:24] And now we're married.

Speaker 4:
[18:25] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[18:25] Yeah. That's how it works.

Speaker 5:
[18:27] And I didn't shit my pants.

Speaker 4:
[18:28] No, you didn't the second time. Oh, really? Or the first time.

Speaker 5:
[18:30] Or the first time.

Speaker 1:
[18:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, good.

Speaker 5:
[18:31] It was close though.

Speaker 4:
[18:32] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[18:33] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[18:33] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[18:34] And I called her cause I didn't know what to do. Cause my phone was on one and I ordered an Uber, but it was fucking Madison. Oh, yeah. So it's like, it's 17 minutes away.

Speaker 4:
[18:44] And you were walking in the lake.

Speaker 5:
[18:45] Yeah. And I was by a lake and I was just like, I don't know. I don't know. This is bad for me.

Speaker 4:
[18:49] I, my brain would have proposed the idea to the council. Do I walk in the lake and shit?

Speaker 5:
[18:53] I know.

Speaker 6:
[18:54] That's exactly what I was gonna do.

Speaker 7:
[18:55] You ever, you ever had, you ever shit outside?

Speaker 4:
[18:57] You know what? No. I've shit my pants.

Speaker 6:
[18:59] You've done it?

Speaker 7:
[18:59] Twice.

Speaker 6:
[19:00] I've shit my pants. I've never shit outside.

Speaker 4:
[19:01] Yeah, same.

Speaker 7:
[19:02] Shit my pants twice. I would have shit outside both those times, but it wasn't possible. I was on a bus once and at a house party the other time.

Speaker 6:
[19:08] House party.

Speaker 4:
[19:08] He kept partying.

Speaker 5:
[19:09] You could get off the bus though.

Speaker 7:
[19:11] I couldn't. It was, it was in a place where there was no where. It was downtown Portland. I'm like, I can't shit outside. So I just shit a little bit in my pants on the bus. I tell you that I get to work and I had already done it. And I go in and I threw my boxers away. I sat down to work and this woman, she goes, it smells like poop in here. And I was like, oh no. It's going to smell like poop till I'm done.

Speaker 5:
[19:32] You're a better employee than I. I shit my pants. I'm damn sure not coming.

Speaker 6:
[19:35] No, God, no, no. I'm never leaving the house.

Speaker 7:
[19:37] I should not have.

Speaker 4:
[19:38] You have an excuse. I shit myself.

Speaker 6:
[19:40] I'm sick, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[19:41] That's how much you don't want to.

Speaker 5:
[19:42] Because I shit myself.

Speaker 4:
[19:43] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[19:44] That's how much you hang sick days for, you hang on to them for hangover days. You're like, I'll do anything when I go in to work.

Speaker 4:
[19:49] I'm not hung over.

Speaker 7:
[19:51] Probably.

Speaker 4:
[19:52] Who knows?

Speaker 7:
[19:52] I was younger. I didn't, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[19:56] I was telling a lot of the other day, I was like, there's a while in my life where I was never more than 20 days on either side of diarrhea. Oh, for sure.

Speaker 6:
[20:07] For so many years.

Speaker 5:
[20:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[20:10] 20 days?

Speaker 6:
[20:12] 20 days is a long time, right?

Speaker 5:
[20:13] I was bragging to my wife.

Speaker 1:
[20:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[20:16] His 10 is probably more realistic.

Speaker 4:
[20:18] Yeah, yeah, 10 is more accurate. I can't remember my last diarrhea.

Speaker 6:
[20:22] That's good.

Speaker 4:
[20:22] Yeah, that's great. It feels good.

Speaker 6:
[20:24] Did you stop eating something? I'm like, I know there's probably stuff I should stop eating.

Speaker 4:
[20:29] I eat a little healthier. I eat a lot of fiber now.

Speaker 6:
[20:31] Okay, that's smart.

Speaker 4:
[20:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Metamucil. I take metamucil.

Speaker 6:
[20:35] Okay, that's smart.

Speaker 5:
[20:36] That's good, that's good.

Speaker 7:
[20:38] I'm gonna have to get in there and start taking something, I think.

Speaker 6:
[20:40] That's what I'm thinking, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[20:41] My doctor has said, cause I'll bring it up, I'm like, I don't really, it's not a thing, but it happens sometimes. I'm like, can we just do a test and see if there's something I should be avoiding?

Speaker 6:
[20:50] Right, right.

Speaker 7:
[20:50] He said that really there's not a, I don't know why he said there's not a way to determine.

Speaker 4:
[20:55] I think if you visited the doctor in the mirror, Wow. I think you might come away with answers of what you shouldn't do.

Speaker 7:
[21:01] Wow. You're telling me to do a bunch of cocaine.

Speaker 6:
[21:03] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[21:04] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[21:04] Go visit the doctor in the mirror.

Speaker 4:
[21:06] I think you know what dietary activities maybe are triggering your diarrhea more than others.

Speaker 7:
[21:11] He's right, Isaac. That whole pizza and then the quesadilla I had last night.

Speaker 1:
[21:15] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[21:15] I mean like.

Speaker 7:
[21:16] That whole frozen pizza and a quesadilla last night.

Speaker 4:
[21:18] You know.

Speaker 7:
[21:19] I don't have it right now though.

Speaker 4:
[21:19] What if that were a salad from Sweet Green instead?

Speaker 6:
[21:22] Can you get that at 11 p.m.?

Speaker 5:
[21:24] That's true. That's true.

Speaker 6:
[21:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[21:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[21:28] That food is not eaten prior to like 10.

Speaker 7:
[21:30] You're right.

Speaker 4:
[21:31] Like, you know, the answer is within you.

Speaker 7:
[21:33] I am aware.

Speaker 4:
[21:33] The answer is within you. You don't need to do a test yet.

Speaker 7:
[21:36] Yeah, it's the road stuff. It's hard to, this is poor meat shit, but it's hard to.

Speaker 4:
[21:40] Not here.

Speaker 7:
[21:41] Find a decent routine on the road. If you're out like a lot a lot, it's hard to, you know, you go to get like find a Whole Foods in Omaha, by the club. It's just not possible. There wasn't, it was like 50 bucks to get into the grocery store.

Speaker 4:
[21:55] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[21:56] Wait, what?

Speaker 7:
[21:57] Like to get an Uber to a grocery store. The club is way out there.

Speaker 5:
[22:00] Oh yeah, because the club is way out in the middle. You're in that weird, you're in that weird strip mall.

Speaker 4:
[22:03] Do they have Instacart or something like that?

Speaker 7:
[22:05] Maybe, but they also just had some like Mexican spot across the street. Sure, sure. Didn't help.

Speaker 8:
[22:12] I'm sympathetic.

Speaker 4:
[22:13] I know what that lifestyle is like, although not, yeah. Like, well, you know, here.

Speaker 6:
[22:18] Here is so easy.

Speaker 8:
[22:19] Yeah, I got a bag of chicken.

Speaker 7:
[22:20] I know, I'm still complaining about it. I'm in Hollywood.

Speaker 4:
[22:22] Have diarrhea if you want, you know? It's none of my business. I don't want it. I'm just telling you if you like it. I don't want it.

Speaker 7:
[22:27] I'm like, hell yeah, this is going to be a good time.

Speaker 4:
[22:29] I'm just telling you, you know what we should and shouldn't be doing.

Speaker 7:
[22:32] I do.

Speaker 4:
[22:33] WRT diarrhea.

Speaker 7:
[22:34] Some of that tough love that I need.

Speaker 4:
[22:35] That's right.

Speaker 8:
[22:36] I had diarrhea about four hours ago.

Speaker 6:
[22:38] Four hours ago?

Speaker 8:
[22:39] Yeah, that's why I was late.

Speaker 6:
[22:40] He did.

Speaker 7:
[22:44] David was squeezing him out. Trust me. As it goes, David, 20 bucks. He's squeezing his stomach.

Speaker 4:
[22:52] Does this sound like Hank Hill saying diarrhea?

Speaker 7:
[22:54] Hold on.

Speaker 1:
[22:54] Diarrhea?

Speaker 6:
[22:55] Yep. Yeah, that's a little bit, right?

Speaker 1:
[22:57] Diarrhea.

Speaker 6:
[22:57] Diarrhea.

Speaker 1:
[22:58] Diarrhea.

Speaker 5:
[22:59] Diarrhea.

Speaker 1:
[22:59] Diarrhea.

Speaker 4:
[23:03] Bobby, you have diarrhea?

Speaker 7:
[23:07] I bought a bunch of weed at middle school one time and told him I had diarrhea to get out of it.

Speaker 1:
[23:12] What if that was the end?

Speaker 5:
[23:14] Wait, you brought weed to middle school?

Speaker 7:
[23:16] Bought it at school.

Speaker 6:
[23:17] You bought it at middle school?

Speaker 7:
[23:18] Yep, a grip of it and I had it in my sock. And it was one of those days where everyone's like drug dogs are coming, bro. And so they always say that. They always say that.

Speaker 5:
[23:26] They do always say that.

Speaker 6:
[23:27] You ever got caught though?

Speaker 7:
[23:28] No. I'm second period. I'm like, I'm getting out of here. So I went down there and I'm like, I got diarrhea. And she goes, just chill out. And I go, it's explosive and I need to go home. They let me go.

Speaker 6:
[23:35] Wow.

Speaker 5:
[23:36] You know what's also funny? I don't think kids put weed in their sock anymore.

Speaker 6:
[23:39] I know, right? They just have it out.

Speaker 7:
[23:41] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[23:41] I feel like kids, everybody used to have weed in their sock.

Speaker 7:
[23:44] I thought I was awesome when I had it in my sock.

Speaker 6:
[23:45] I was awesome when I had it in my sock. Well, older people told us to put it in our sock because it was illegal.

Speaker 5:
[23:50] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[23:51] And so then we just all did it.

Speaker 7:
[23:52] I bet you cops were checking socks first.

Speaker 5:
[23:53] I used to buy weed out of ****'s sock.

Speaker 6:
[23:57] You shouldn't say his name. He's now got a family.

Speaker 5:
[24:01] You might still have it.

Speaker 7:
[24:02] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[24:03] There are certain people where you're like, if you're still in this life, I'm sorry. If you now have a, whatever, a business job.

Speaker 5:
[24:10] Yeah. Isaac, cut out.

Speaker 4:
[24:13] But not the second time.

Speaker 5:
[24:15] Well, now I'm talking about an upstanding member of the community.

Speaker 6:
[24:18] Exactly.

Speaker 4:
[24:19] A man who has nothing but feet in his socks.

Speaker 5:
[24:20] I'm pretty sure he's a member of the Thornton Chamber of Commerce.

Speaker 6:
[24:23] Is he, really?

Speaker 5:
[24:23] No, no.

Speaker 7:
[24:24] No, no, no.

Speaker 4:
[24:25] He was involved in commerce from an early age.

Speaker 6:
[24:28] Allegedly.

Speaker 4:
[24:28] The man who would weed in his sock is Sean Kugermel and Jordan on Instagram. This comes out in damn near May.

Speaker 7:
[24:34] Yeah. I had nothing. Go to the website and sign up for the Patreon. Thank you for listening to the show. Everyone's amazing.

Speaker 4:
[24:39] Watch Girl Dad.

Speaker 7:
[24:41] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[24:41] Still out there. If you haven't seen it, rewatch it.

Speaker 7:
[24:43] Yeah. Watch that Don't Tell set. That Don't Tell set is like 20 racks away from 100,000.

Speaker 4:
[24:47] Watch that Don't Tell set. Tell. And then tell.

Speaker 7:
[24:50] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[24:50] It might be at 100,000 when this comes out.

Speaker 7:
[24:52] It might, dude.

Speaker 4:
[24:53] Or it might go down. Oh, no.

Speaker 7:
[24:55] Do they take views away if they find out you bought weed in middle school?

Speaker 6:
[24:58] If you get canceled, you get less.

Speaker 7:
[25:00] That would be an interesting way if YouTube started. They're like, we'll just start taking views away if you're on the wrong side of things.

Speaker 4:
[25:05] They took views away from YouTube.

Speaker 6:
[25:06] Can you imagine?

Speaker 7:
[25:07] That would be amazing.

Speaker 6:
[25:08] There would be no popular videos.

Speaker 5:
[25:10] You're also assuming that our side is the side that thinks YouTube would be.

Speaker 7:
[25:14] Well, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 6:
[25:15] That's true. And I don't think it. No chance.

Speaker 5:
[25:17] No chance.

Speaker 4:
[25:19] So what I'm saying is don't let Sean's numbers dip, folks. We can't afford it.

Speaker 7:
[25:23] Get him in there.

Speaker 4:
[25:23] Poor guy.

Speaker 7:
[25:24] Get him up there.

Speaker 4:
[25:24] Look at those puppy dog eyes, if you're watching. Or hear them. Hear those puppy dog eyes. Make a puppy dog eye noise. Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[25:34] Nah, I don't know if that did it.

Speaker 6:
[25:36] I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[25:37] Is that a puppy dog or?

Speaker 7:
[25:39] It just sounds perverted.

Speaker 6:
[25:40] Yeah. Angry, angry old cuckolds.

Speaker 7:
[25:46] That's what my eyes sound like.

Speaker 4:
[25:48] David Gborie's here, Cool Guy Jokes 37 on Instagram. Is that a Miami hat? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[25:54] Big fan of Miami?

Speaker 4:
[25:55] He's a Carson Beck guy.

Speaker 7:
[25:57] You're a fan of Miami as a whole.

Speaker 5:
[25:59] Black guys can just wear hats.

Speaker 4:
[26:00] That's true.

Speaker 6:
[26:00] That's true.

Speaker 4:
[26:02] That's right.

Speaker 6:
[26:03] None of us were fans of the Pirates, and we all had to be.

Speaker 5:
[26:05] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[26:07] You know you only have black clothing. The man who had Carl Canai shoes, obviously.

Speaker 7:
[26:15] See, Pauls didn't know what hit him. To this day, I'm the only person I've seen with Carl Canai shoes in real life.

Speaker 6:
[26:20] Same.

Speaker 5:
[26:20] He didn't probably mistake.

Speaker 6:
[26:26] I was like, oh, you bought those? You had lugs, I'm sure.

Speaker 7:
[26:29] Oh, never lugs? Okay, no lugs. No. Yeah, it was just Carl Canai's. Then I started skating. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[26:33] Lugs were a bummer.

Speaker 6:
[26:34] Lugs were a bummer.

Speaker 4:
[26:35] They looked heavy.

Speaker 6:
[26:36] Maybe it was just more of a lug, right?

Speaker 5:
[26:38] And they just were not Tim's.

Speaker 6:
[26:39] They were not Tim's, right? Exactly. It's like, you know, you're getting roasted, but you still wear it. You're like, I got lugs.

Speaker 5:
[26:45] I felt like the move with lugs was to get the ones that didn't look exactly like Tim's.

Speaker 6:
[26:50] Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 5:
[26:50] You had to get the lugs that were like their own lugs.

Speaker 4:
[26:53] You're talking about like a sequined black.

Speaker 5:
[26:56] Well, they had like a lot. Lugs had like a wallaby.

Speaker 1:
[26:59] Do you remember?

Speaker 6:
[27:02] Which was not Clark's, but yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:03] Once you get in, they're not.

Speaker 6:
[27:05] Yeah, once you get in, not Clark's. It's like, damn it.

Speaker 5:
[27:08] Man, I fuck around and get some Clark's this spring.

Speaker 4:
[27:10] The kids are wearing Clark's.

Speaker 6:
[27:11] I rock Clark's all the time. I'm about to go nudge this thing.

Speaker 4:
[27:14] I might get a wallaby.

Speaker 6:
[27:14] Loaf for wallabies, by the way. Slip on wallabies.

Speaker 4:
[27:17] That sounds really nice.

Speaker 6:
[27:18] Look it up. Slip on loaf for wallabies.

Speaker 4:
[27:20] I got these French shoes that like kind of look like a wallaby, but it's like a black leather. Like a heart, like this kind of leather. Not that, not shiny, but like really nice. Matt, yeah. But they're apparently like shoes modeled after what French postal workers wore.

Speaker 6:
[27:37] That sounds amazing.

Speaker 4:
[27:38] And then they kind of like church it up a little bit. They're really nice.

Speaker 5:
[27:40] I kind of forgot that France had mail.

Speaker 4:
[27:42] Yeah, France has mail.

Speaker 6:
[27:43] I did too. I've never gotten any mail from France or sent any, so I never think about it.

Speaker 4:
[27:49] I get some of these shoes. Starts rolling in.

Speaker 6:
[27:52] All right.

Speaker 4:
[27:55] David, do you have anything to promote?

Speaker 5:
[27:56] Oh, watch my Don't Tell. It's probably out by now. Watch me on Comics Unleashed.

Speaker 4:
[27:59] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[27:59] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[28:00] He's off the leash.

Speaker 5:
[28:01] Did you do it?

Speaker 6:
[28:02] Julie just did it last week.

Speaker 5:
[28:03] How'd it go for her?

Speaker 6:
[28:04] Or not last. It was just on last night.

Speaker 5:
[28:07] We'll talk about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[28:08] It was great, though.

Speaker 5:
[28:09] I have some stuff to say.

Speaker 6:
[28:09] Yeah, of course.

Speaker 4:
[28:11] Will Miles is here. Will, this comes out April 23rd. April 23rd.

Speaker 6:
[28:16] Oh, come to the Monday show. At Senior Fish, if you're in LA. We're in the Netflix Fest now.

Speaker 1:
[28:24] Hell yeah.

Speaker 6:
[28:25] On like May 4th or something.

Speaker 5:
[28:26] Nice. I'm in the Netflix Fest too.

Speaker 1:
[28:28] Hell yeah.

Speaker 4:
[28:30] Well, we did it for him. I don't think we'll ever do it again.

Speaker 1:
[28:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we doing for David? Fuck David? It did hurt.

Speaker 6:
[28:39] I know, I know. I felt bad too. I was processing it, but then I was like, wait, I didn't say hey.

Speaker 1:
[28:44] I did it.

Speaker 7:
[28:47] I think I'm doing a show on it too.

Speaker 4:
[28:49] Yay. You think? What show are you doing?

Speaker 7:
[28:53] I haven't confirmed it yet. Harris was talking to me about it.

Speaker 4:
[28:55] Very nice.

Speaker 7:
[28:55] Are you doing it?

Speaker 6:
[28:57] Yeah, well, Harris is who I talk to, yeah, obviously.

Speaker 4:
[28:59] No, I have not inquired into it.

Speaker 1:
[29:03] Hey.

Speaker 6:
[29:05] By the time this comes out, he'll be in it.

Speaker 4:
[29:09] I have not asked, nor am I really an active stand up comedian.

Speaker 6:
[29:13] That's where I'm at with it, too.

Speaker 1:
[29:15] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[29:15] The show I'm on, I should say, is in...

Speaker 4:
[29:18] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[29:19] I've done, it's been the longest amount of time that I've done stand up comedy in...

Speaker 6:
[29:24] Your life?

Speaker 5:
[29:26] No, but it's been about like 11, 12 days now, and that's about as long as...

Speaker 7:
[29:31] Oh, since you've done stand up?

Speaker 4:
[29:32] Since you've done stand up?

Speaker 5:
[29:33] Yeah, and it's like...

Speaker 6:
[29:33] How's that feel?

Speaker 5:
[29:35] Fucked. It's like anxiety now. Like I'm doing Alex's new material show tonight, and I feel like I don't even know what I'm going to do. And I have only written like two jokes since I recorded my Don't Twail, so I'm like...

Speaker 4:
[29:50] I think that's going to be a good feeling because you're so good.

Speaker 7:
[29:52] Yeah, you're great at it.

Speaker 4:
[29:53] So the adrenaline is going to be good.

Speaker 5:
[29:56] Yeah, maybe adrenaline is fun.

Speaker 4:
[29:56] Because you're really funny and you're a really good stand up.

Speaker 7:
[29:58] I saw you do it for like 45 minutes at Helium after Birth of a Nation came out. Do you remember that? We came out and you're like, wild, wild time in the year 1939.

Speaker 1:
[30:08] Like after the original Birth of a Nation came out.

Speaker 6:
[30:10] That's crazy.

Speaker 4:
[30:11] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[30:12] You should have not been in Portland.

Speaker 7:
[30:13] That should not have been a stand up special Birth of a Nation came out. I don't know why you thought it was so funny.

Speaker 4:
[30:22] All those packs paying gentlemen in the crowd didn't seem to think of Helium.

Speaker 5:
[30:27] Oh man, I did forget about that. I didn't have any material up on either.

Speaker 6:
[30:31] I don't do material anymore also. I just get up and scream and say wild shit.

Speaker 7:
[30:37] Yeah. There we go.

Speaker 5:
[30:37] Your show is fun.

Speaker 6:
[30:38] It's fun.

Speaker 5:
[30:38] I had fun at your show.

Speaker 6:
[30:39] It's a blast. It's like mostly these Occidental kids. You start to realize you're old and you're like, I don't have to try to appeal to them anymore.

Speaker 5:
[30:50] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[30:51] Because a lot of times people will come in and try to appeal to them. I'm like, they just want to know how crazy you are.

Speaker 7:
[30:57] They can smell it all. If you try to be fake about it, they can smell it all over.

Speaker 5:
[31:01] Your 20s doing stand up is the time that you want the audience to like you the most.

Speaker 6:
[31:06] Yes, exactly.

Speaker 5:
[31:06] And then I feel like as you get older, it's like you care less and less.

Speaker 6:
[31:11] You can't care.

Speaker 5:
[31:11] I'm not changing.

Speaker 6:
[31:12] Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 5:
[31:14] I'm gonna be this tomorrow.

Speaker 7:
[31:15] There's a power in that though.

Speaker 4:
[31:17] There is. I fucking ripped up last night. I did Jonah Ray's show.

Speaker 6:
[31:20] Oh, at the Scribble?

Speaker 4:
[31:21] At the Scribble, yeah. It was so much fun. That's awesome.

Speaker 6:
[31:25] I did that Mermaid riff.

Speaker 4:
[31:27] I turned it into this longer thing that we did on the podcast together. I turned it into a longer thing. It felt fucking great.

Speaker 5:
[31:35] That's good, because do you ever try to do something you said on a podcast that doesn't work at all?

Speaker 6:
[31:39] And sometimes it bombs miserably.

Speaker 5:
[31:43] And then you just feel like an asshole because you're like, I just fucking said it.

Speaker 4:
[31:46] It retroactively ruins the stand-up.

Speaker 6:
[31:48] Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5:
[31:49] Sean loved it. Who the fuck are you guys?

Speaker 6:
[31:51] Or like dead writers room stuff that didn't go and you're like, maybe I'll try it as a stand-up thing. And then it's like, it's the worst. You need context. There's no characters in my stand-up.

Speaker 4:
[32:03] Imagine an uncle who still thinks he's quantic.

Speaker 6:
[32:09] It's like, why did I try that? So that's why I just don't do anything now. Well, you know what? At Bridgetown, I did that setlist show. This was 2014, obviously.

Speaker 5:
[32:18] 12 years ago.

Speaker 6:
[32:19] 12 years ago, sure.

Speaker 7:
[32:20] I'll tell you what, I bet you that was the night we smoked weed together.

Speaker 6:
[32:23] We did, 100% it is. And I might have been on Mushrooms. But I remember thinking going up there with No Net was so much fun, but I was too scared to make that my whole thing. But since last year, that's my whole thing. And it's like, yeah, this is great.

Speaker 5:
[32:36] I did it for a summer once, where I just all summer, I didn't really write any material. I just, it did start out as a lot of yelling at people, but then I kinda got better at it.

Speaker 6:
[32:47] That's kinda where I'm at now, where it's like I was yelling crazy shit, now I'm just calmly saying crazy shit.

Speaker 5:
[32:51] Yeah, and then you start learning how to incorporate your day. Because I feel like, we're talking about comedy. It's all right. I was just saying, I feel like when you first start as a writer, you just wanna write really interesting, cool premises, but then you're not relating your life at all. You're just like, what's the most interesting way I can think about this thing? And then you get to a point though where you're like, yeah, but they did say that to me on the bus, that's funny, that's what I want. That's what I would like this to all be.

Speaker 4:
[33:21] Yeah, and then if you could weave that into the insane premises.

Speaker 5:
[33:24] Yeah, well, that's when, then you'll see me at Kill Tony.

Speaker 4:
[33:29] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[33:29] Oh, no.

Speaker 5:
[33:30] That's when you'll see my rending.

Speaker 6:
[33:31] Oh, no, no, that was a real, that was a real shame. Oh, no, I have to go.

Speaker 4:
[33:37] I don't wanna lose him.

Speaker 1:
[33:39] I don't wanna lose him.

Speaker 6:
[33:41] We lost another.

Speaker 5:
[33:42] No, I'm not going over there.

Speaker 6:
[33:44] No, I don't wanna lose him.

Speaker 5:
[33:45] It's too late. I would have gone over there.

Speaker 1:
[33:46] Yeah, I was gonna say that.

Speaker 6:
[33:48] Can you imagine doing it now and being like, I don't even like you guys. Why would I care what you think about me?

Speaker 1:
[33:53] Yeah, and they'll respect it.

Speaker 4:
[33:55] They will like you.

Speaker 5:
[33:56] They know why you're coming over here now.

Speaker 6:
[33:57] Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4:
[33:58] Right.

Speaker 6:
[33:58] You need the money. I am flat broke if I ever do that show.

Speaker 1:
[34:04] That is, that is a tell-tale style.

Speaker 4:
[34:06] Not really selling in St. Louis.

Speaker 1:
[34:08] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5:
[34:09] I just feel, though, if I was flat broke, I would just go back to... I can get it out the mud doing shit road jigs.

Speaker 1:
[34:15] That's true.

Speaker 5:
[34:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have a driver's license now. Like, I can get money doing that with no way to drive.

Speaker 4:
[34:23] When you saw the Comedy Central sort of collapsing, you were like, I better get this driver's license.

Speaker 6:
[34:26] Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 5:
[34:27] Did that happen to line up? Yes. I'm not gonna joke with you yet.

Speaker 1:
[34:34] Yeah, not yet.

Speaker 6:
[34:35] Not until it's fully done yet.

Speaker 5:
[34:37] I now have a driver's permit.

Speaker 6:
[34:39] Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[34:41] My friend, I was telling my buddy the other day, and he was like, so how many hours do you have to get? And it really hurt my feelings.

Speaker 6:
[34:48] Because there's no hours?

Speaker 5:
[34:49] Yeah, because I'm a man.

Speaker 6:
[34:52] We all assume that's how you get licenses.

Speaker 5:
[34:54] I told him, and he was like, so you just got to drive with Alana? And I was like, listen, bro.

Speaker 6:
[34:59] Hey, do you have to sign it?

Speaker 5:
[35:00] Don't talk to me like that.

Speaker 7:
[35:02] I get to drive with Alana.

Speaker 4:
[35:03] The hour thing is it who vouches for you. My wife.

Speaker 1:
[35:07] Yeah, she's like, yeah, you got 500.

Speaker 4:
[35:11] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[35:12] He signed the documents in my house.

Speaker 5:
[35:13] No, I had to get a copy of my driver's official record from Colorado, and I can take it in, and then they'll just let me get a license. But for now, I just have a permit. I'm a permitted driver. Congrats.

Speaker 3:
[35:26] Thank you.

Speaker 4:
[35:26] Congratulations.

Speaker 7:
[35:26] I'll tell you, I've been an ID card guy quite a few times, so it feels nice to get out of that ID card phase.

Speaker 3:
[35:31] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[35:32] I've been a no.

Speaker 7:
[35:32] Or passport.

Speaker 6:
[35:33] Yeah, I got my passport at the bar.

Speaker 7:
[35:35] Passport guy is so sad. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[35:36] Oh, Doug.

Speaker 6:
[35:36] Passport at the bar, I remember whenever I worked at the bars, and that guy is like, not a fun guy. He would bring in a fun, but he's not gonna tip you up.

Speaker 4:
[35:43] Two kinds of guys.

Speaker 6:
[35:44] No, he's not going to tip you up.

Speaker 7:
[35:44] This guy brought a photocopy of his passport, and he just walked up, and I was like, whoosh.

Speaker 4:
[35:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[35:50] Absolutely not.

Speaker 5:
[35:51] And then what you also find out is that the passport is, it's still legal ID for a year after it's expired. That's a guy who needs to get it together.

Speaker 6:
[36:00] Yeah, you don't need to go to the bar, my friend.

Speaker 4:
[36:02] He's got the passport and then the piece of paper explaining it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[36:06] Actually, there's the legal precedent that allows this.

Speaker 5:
[36:09] That's a guy who's like, I have to get on this plane. I'm one of Comedy Central's top comics watchers. 2015, it's my first trip to New York.

Speaker 4:
[36:18] It has to happen.

Speaker 7:
[36:19] You're wearing all your clothes.

Speaker 5:
[36:21] Was that you?

Speaker 4:
[36:22] This is more the kind of other life thing.

Speaker 5:
[36:24] That was the first time I went to New York.

Speaker 4:
[36:26] My name is Ian Karmel.

Speaker 5:
[36:27] No, you were the year before us. No, I was with Kenny and like, yeah. I think you guys were the year before. You were at the thing at Caroline.

Speaker 6:
[36:36] I was, yeah, yeah, I was there with you.

Speaker 5:
[36:38] Because me and Sam were the only people from California.

Speaker 6:
[36:42] Yes, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[36:45] My name is Ian Karmel. Ian Karmel across platform on social media. You can buy my book, T-Shirt Swim Club, a national best seller.

Speaker 6:
[36:53] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[36:54] Hell yeah, congrats.

Speaker 6:
[36:58] Some fucking fest and we're gonna raise this guy wrote a book. Yeah, not some fucking fest, good fest.

Speaker 7:
[37:04] Where is it a national best seller? In Croatia, right?

Speaker 4:
[37:07] Croatia, Moldova.

Speaker 6:
[37:10] Finland.

Speaker 4:
[37:10] Finland, parts of Finland.

Speaker 6:
[37:12] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[37:14] The Marshall Islands.

Speaker 7:
[37:16] True, true.

Speaker 5:
[37:17] St. Kitts and St. Nevis.

Speaker 6:
[37:19] You know those?

Speaker 4:
[37:20] St. Nevis.

Speaker 6:
[37:21] That's good.

Speaker 4:
[37:21] St. Nevis. Tabago.

Speaker 6:
[37:24] Not Trinidad.

Speaker 1:
[37:25] No, not Trinidad.

Speaker 5:
[37:27] Oh, I found out recently they don't call them Tabagans.

Speaker 4:
[37:29] They don't?

Speaker 6:
[37:30] The people?

Speaker 5:
[37:31] Yeah, it's just people from Tabago, they call themselves Trinidad. Oh, okay. Garret told me, because Garret's from Trinidad.

Speaker 6:
[37:38] Oh, man, I did not know that.

Speaker 5:
[37:40] Yeah, I wanted them to be Tabagans, bad.

Speaker 6:
[37:42] Really bad.

Speaker 5:
[37:43] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[37:43] So where the fuck does Tabaggan come from in terms of sleddery?

Speaker 6:
[37:46] Sleddery.

Speaker 5:
[37:47] Oh, I don't know about that.

Speaker 6:
[37:47] There's probably no sleds in Tabago.

Speaker 5:
[37:50] I don't think so. It's very close to mainland South America, right?

Speaker 4:
[37:53] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[37:55] Those are like the last islands before, like, Venezuela, Argentinian.

Speaker 4:
[38:01] Venezuela.

Speaker 5:
[38:02] I'm starting to realize that.

Speaker 6:
[38:04] I think I only paid attention in English class. I'm starting to realize that. Like, writing I got.

Speaker 1:
[38:09] Yeah, science gots me up.

Speaker 6:
[38:11] Science I'm interested in, I'm not good at it. And then mathem, but it's not mathem.

Speaker 7:
[38:15] This says Tabagin originates from the Algonquin languages.

Speaker 1:
[38:18] Oh, from the Goodland? From the Goodland. Okay.

Speaker 7:
[38:21] Referring to long flat bottom sled used for transporting goods over snow.

Speaker 4:
[38:26] We're drafting old guy shit.

Speaker 6:
[38:28] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[38:29] Which is looking up Tabagin's.

Speaker 4:
[38:31] Old people phrases. Old people phrases is the thing we're drafting. Now, the way we determine the order of the draft is a rollicking game of rock paper scissors played between the three of you, and we throw a shoot.

Speaker 6:
[38:39] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[38:40] All right, here we go.

Speaker 4:
[38:41] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Oh, cats, rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Speaker 6:
[38:45] Wait.

Speaker 4:
[38:46] Oh, Sean wins!

Speaker 1:
[38:47] I gave him a thumbs up.

Speaker 7:
[38:48] Got a grenade.

Speaker 1:
[38:49] Is that a grenade?

Speaker 7:
[38:50] Yeah, I was like, what is that?

Speaker 4:
[38:51] Will wins.

Speaker 1:
[38:52] Everybody dies. You did it so confidently.

Speaker 6:
[38:58] Didn't even look at my hand like, wait, what am I doing?

Speaker 4:
[39:00] Isaac has to do all 20 picks. There are no survivors. Sean, as the winner isn't coming up on you to determine the order of today's draft, but before you do that, I will remind you of the serpentine draft.

Speaker 6:
[39:10] So it goes this way and then that way.

Speaker 4:
[39:12] You blew it twice in a row, you didn't ask.

Speaker 5:
[39:13] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4:
[39:14] And what is that?

Speaker 7:
[39:15] It's like a zong.

Speaker 5:
[39:17] Oh, the last one.

Speaker 4:
[39:20] Like a bong that goes this way and that way.

Speaker 7:
[39:21] Like a zong that kind of goes like that. Like a Z-shaped bong.

Speaker 5:
[39:25] What?

Speaker 4:
[39:25] I didn't know about it either.

Speaker 6:
[39:26] A zong? I've never heard that.

Speaker 5:
[39:28] This might be like a...

Speaker 7:
[39:29] Really?

Speaker 5:
[39:30] Colorado's so heavy.

Speaker 6:
[39:32] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[39:33] There were zongs for days in South Dakota.

Speaker 5:
[39:34] Yeah, a lot of zongs.

Speaker 6:
[39:35] Really?

Speaker 7:
[39:35] You were like a big deal if you had a zong.

Speaker 6:
[39:37] Yeah, I imagine. Sounds incredible, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[39:39] You couldn't get a plastic zong.

Speaker 4:
[39:40] The mayor had a zong? Adam Benetary's dad had a zong.

Speaker 7:
[39:45] January Jones lived in a zong-shaped house.

Speaker 4:
[39:47] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[39:48] Are you serious?

Speaker 7:
[39:48] Nope.

Speaker 6:
[39:49] Well, I like the name January Jones.

Speaker 5:
[39:50] He was January's zong.

Speaker 6:
[39:51] Is January Jones from where you're from?

Speaker 7:
[39:53] She's from Sioux Falls.

Speaker 6:
[39:54] Did she go to your high school?

Speaker 7:
[39:55] Nope, she went to Roosevelt. I went to Lincoln.

Speaker 4:
[39:57] Point of contention.

Speaker 6:
[39:58] And I'm sure you guys don't think Roosevelt's very good.

Speaker 7:
[40:01] Yeah, right? You know, the Rough Riders, the Patriots.

Speaker 4:
[40:05] What were you guys?

Speaker 7:
[40:05] We were the Patriots.

Speaker 2:
[40:07] Oh.

Speaker 7:
[40:07] They were the Roosevelt Rough Riders and Lincoln Patriots.

Speaker 8:
[40:09] Were all your schools named after presidents?

Speaker 7:
[40:11] Washington.

Speaker 5:
[40:12] Oh, they're all named after presidents.

Speaker 6:
[40:14] No, not mine. Mine was named after a civil rights activist.

Speaker 5:
[40:16] But like, 90% of high schools, right?

Speaker 6:
[40:18] Well, yeah, mine was like an outlier.

Speaker 4:
[40:19] Yeah. Mine was named after like sort of a real estate feature.

Speaker 6:
[40:23] Yeah, you're Westview, right?

Speaker 4:
[40:24] Westview.

Speaker 5:
[40:25] Oh, mine's the town, but I went to a Grandview.

Speaker 4:
[40:28] Oh, Grandview.

Speaker 6:
[40:29] See, I went to Whitney Moore Young Magnet High School in Chicago.

Speaker 5:
[40:32] Oh, that's a famous high school. Yeah, it's like very... You guys have a lot of notable alumni.

Speaker 6:
[40:37] Michelle Obama's one of them. Wow.

Speaker 4:
[40:40] Will Miles.

Speaker 6:
[40:41] Will Miles. Clark Jones.

Speaker 4:
[40:43] Clark Jones.

Speaker 6:
[40:44] Quentin Richardson went there when I was there. The big three. And Open Mike Eagle. Quentin Richardson and Open Mike Eagle. Same class, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[40:50] Man, nobody went to my high school.

Speaker 6:
[40:52] Oh, no.

Speaker 1:
[40:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[40:53] Me neither. I went to my high school.

Speaker 1:
[40:56] I'm like the little girl that went to Harvard.

Speaker 4:
[40:58] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[40:59] Same talent.

Speaker 5:
[40:59] But we were in the same grade.

Speaker 6:
[41:00] Same grade class.

Speaker 1:
[41:01] Yeah, everything.

Speaker 4:
[41:02] Our first graduating class was 97. So that like...

Speaker 1:
[41:05] Oh, wow.

Speaker 4:
[41:06] Yeah, but even still since then, it's not a lot of... The guy was now the quarterback at LSU.

Speaker 5:
[41:10] That's pretty good.

Speaker 8:
[41:11] We talked about this with Rob, on actually the episode coming out tomorrow. Recording time.

Speaker 5:
[41:16] Oh!

Speaker 6:
[41:17] Rob Hayes. That makes sense. We talk about high school all the time. He has a lot of notable alumni. We always compare. Sean thought he was 52.

Speaker 5:
[41:28] Did he go to Dwight Howard went to his high school?

Speaker 6:
[41:29] I think so. Like a lot of the rappers went there too, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[41:34] Sean, what's the order of the draft?

Speaker 7:
[41:37] We'll go Will David, myself, and then Ian.

Speaker 4:
[41:40] Will David.

Speaker 7:
[41:42] Sean, Ian.

Speaker 6:
[41:43] I want a legal pen.

Speaker 5:
[41:44] Oh, that's good.

Speaker 7:
[41:45] I like this. I just saw you guys just trying to be written down, which I like.

Speaker 5:
[41:47] I like that pen.

Speaker 6:
[41:48] Yeah, right? This is like a, I brought the old man shit.

Speaker 5:
[41:51] No, I don't need the pen. I just want the pen.

Speaker 6:
[41:52] The pen, yeah, yeah. The pen's fantastic.

Speaker 5:
[41:55] Oh, yeah. Look at that.

Speaker 6:
[41:56] That is old man shit. You get into pens. I've gotten into some weird shit. Like I get into pens or like this pad.

Speaker 7:
[42:02] I have a decent hand.

Speaker 4:
[42:03] I like that it's got a clipboard on it.

Speaker 5:
[42:05] I like that it's a brand, a Zebra Sarasa.

Speaker 6:
[42:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[42:08] Well, we're gonna get to Will's first pick.

Speaker 6:
[42:10] This is like when, you know, old, like back in the day, like high fidelity, like in Boogie Nights. I feel like a lot of dads were like that, where they're like, my stereo's like perfect.

Speaker 5:
[42:18] Yeah, that's your stereo.

Speaker 6:
[42:19] And now it's like a bunch of weird shit, like this. Like everybody's got a great stereo now.

Speaker 4:
[42:23] I'm gonna get there on stereo.

Speaker 5:
[42:24] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[42:25] Stereo's gonna be great.

Speaker 7:
[42:26] I stepped out, had woofers.

Speaker 4:
[42:27] I've got good speakers. I've got a good turntable. My receiver, that's the one.

Speaker 7:
[42:32] What about your headphones, bro? Your headphones are great. You're scratching, right?

Speaker 4:
[42:35] I have great headphones. I have great, don't fucking joke about my headphones.

Speaker 7:
[42:40] You're gonna bring Squirtle Jam back?

Speaker 6:
[42:42] Oh, I wish.

Speaker 4:
[42:43] It never left. I've been having it in my backyard every year. The invisible scratch pickles live in my ADU.

Speaker 6:
[42:49] Hell yeah.

Speaker 4:
[42:49] Right?

Speaker 6:
[42:50] That'd be so cool.

Speaker 7:
[42:51] I watched Juice last night, so it's on my mind.

Speaker 6:
[42:53] Did you? Hell yeah.

Speaker 7:
[42:54] How was it? It's always good.

Speaker 6:
[42:56] Holds up all the time, right?

Speaker 7:
[42:57] Always good.

Speaker 6:
[42:58] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[42:59] Tupac would have given it so much.

Speaker 6:
[43:01] I know. I can't believe how good of an actor he was. It's like crazy.

Speaker 7:
[43:03] That's phenomenal.

Speaker 5:
[43:04] I really can, the most, believe how good of an actor he was. You know what I mean?

Speaker 4:
[43:08] Well, you can, because you believe his whole shtick was an actor.

Speaker 8:
[43:10] I do too. Oh no.

Speaker 5:
[43:12] Listen.

Speaker 6:
[43:12] Oh man.

Speaker 7:
[43:13] It was.

Speaker 6:
[43:13] We could have a long conversation about that because...

Speaker 5:
[43:16] There's interviews in high school that seemed like the demeanor of a different man.

Speaker 6:
[43:20] I saw those interviews.

Speaker 7:
[43:22] I didn't think there was any debating. It was an act, the whole thing.

Speaker 4:
[43:24] Well, this is an evolved opinion from me.

Speaker 7:
[43:27] Well, yeah, I've evolved since middle school.

Speaker 6:
[43:30] He's from New York. He lived in Baltimore in high school. It's the opposite of what was happening. Yeah, his first album was all East Coast beats and everything.

Speaker 4:
[43:37] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[43:38] I'm all, yeah, I totally agree. But I feel you, I live in LA, I'm very LA now. But it also gives us a pass to be like, super West Coast now, right? It's like, I didn't move here until I was an adult, but I'm super West Coast.

Speaker 5:
[43:50] I'm from the West, so I count it. I've always lived in the West. But Colorado's the furthest east of everything.

Speaker 4:
[43:55] And the sun in February does something to you. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[43:58] Oh, yeah. Oh, there's like, springtime in LA, you're like, everybody hates California. They hate us because they ain't us.

Speaker 1:
[44:05] Exactly.

Speaker 5:
[44:06] Like when it's nice here, you're like, no, this is paradise.

Speaker 4:
[44:09] It softens the edges.

Speaker 5:
[44:10] Yeah, I mean, I'm eating tacos, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[44:13] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[44:13] Like, I think about people back, even like in Colorado where it's like, yeah, because you live in Kiowa.

Speaker 1:
[44:19] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[44:19] That's why you fucking hate California.

Speaker 4:
[44:21] I walked to the gym this morning. It was so beautiful. I turned the music off.

Speaker 5:
[44:24] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[44:25] You know what I mean? Like just on the walk there and just like, let me just take in the world.

Speaker 6:
[44:28] It's funny when you get family like texting about how 15 inches of snow and shit and you're like, I wish I could like send a picture right now, but it'd be so hurtful to you. I'm in a t-shirt and I'm outside in my backyard.

Speaker 1:
[44:38] Like, I don't know what your life is like.

Speaker 5:
[44:39] I'm eating tacos with my standard poodle.

Speaker 1:
[44:41] Right, right, right.

Speaker 6:
[44:43] My life is, I'm feeling good.

Speaker 1:
[44:45] Yeah, right.

Speaker 4:
[44:47] Will, it's time for your first break. First, we're gonna take a short break.

Speaker 1:
[44:50] Okay.

Speaker 4:
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Speaker 5:
[51:32] And we're back.

Speaker 4:
[51:33] Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything. Already in progress. Yeah, we're back. He's just going to get beverages.

Speaker 5:
[51:38] Hey, give me Diet Coke. Thank you.

Speaker 4:
[51:40] We are not sponsored. Isaac, bleep out what he wants to drink. And then if you want to sponsor us, we'll put it in.

Speaker 5:
[51:46] Do they sponsor anybody, DC?

Speaker 7:
[51:48] I don't think they're going like that.

Speaker 5:
[51:50] That's what I'm saying. I don't think they need it.

Speaker 4:
[51:52] They're like, you don't need it. Diet Coke doesn't need you.

Speaker 5:
[51:55] Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 6:
[51:56] They got white women.

Speaker 4:
[51:57] Yeah, every single one.

Speaker 6:
[51:59] Every single white woman has a taste for Diet Coke.

Speaker 4:
[52:02] Weirdly, my wife is not a Diet Coke person, but every other white woman I know is.

Speaker 6:
[52:05] Yeah, that's good. My wife is not really a Diet. I mean, she doesn't drink pop or soda at all.

Speaker 7:
[52:10] Good pop.

Speaker 1:
[52:10] I grew up in pop world, too.

Speaker 5:
[52:12] Oh, this is Midwest.

Speaker 7:
[52:14] My mom, when I started calling it soda, my mom thought I was pretentious. That's when I got, I'm like, soda, she goes, it's pop.

Speaker 6:
[52:18] It sounds like, oh, you're a coastal lead. I mean, it is pop. We call it pop. It was soda pop.

Speaker 7:
[52:24] Soda's from a soda machine. It is pop.

Speaker 4:
[52:26] The pop soda thing changed in Oregon in my lifetime.

Speaker 5:
[52:30] I was gonna say, Washington is pop, too.

Speaker 4:
[52:33] Yeah, and then it turned to soda in my lifetime.

Speaker 7:
[52:36] Yeah, but soda, technically soda is different, right? Like coke and stuff, that's pop.

Speaker 6:
[52:41] That is pop. Soda is like that. I don't understand what you guys are saying.

Speaker 7:
[52:44] Soda's the stuff you get out of a soda fountain, and it's more syrupy and...

Speaker 4:
[52:49] Is this because I'm not doing the Netflix festival?

Speaker 5:
[52:51] Wow, it is.

Speaker 6:
[52:52] Hey!

Speaker 5:
[52:59] That hurt.

Speaker 6:
[53:00] That sucked.

Speaker 5:
[53:01] I'm sorry.

Speaker 4:
[53:01] No.

Speaker 5:
[53:02] Do you want some of my chicken?

Speaker 4:
[53:04] I don't want to. I could do the Netflix festival if I wanted to.

Speaker 6:
[53:07] Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

Speaker 7:
[53:09] Yeah, I didn't get it. I didn't get the vibe that it was a point of contention.

Speaker 4:
[53:13] I'm trying to do as little stand up where I have to try as possible.

Speaker 5:
[53:17] Are you trying to phase out completely at some point?

Speaker 4:
[53:19] Not completely. Not completely.

Speaker 6:
[53:21] Go my route, cause I was trying to phase it out, and then I'm like, I still have Fun Monday, and it's like a set social setting for me.

Speaker 4:
[53:27] Yeah. It's like...

Speaker 5:
[53:28] Some of you have to go do...

Speaker 6:
[53:29] Some of you have to go do.

Speaker 5:
[53:31] I do need some of that. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[53:32] And I've also...

Speaker 5:
[53:33] Cause I'm not good at actually making friends. Me either.

Speaker 6:
[53:36] Me either. And I've also realized I've had a show for the last 20 years.

Speaker 8:
[53:41] That's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[53:42] Wow.

Speaker 6:
[53:42] Cause when I started, I had a show, and that was like 07 or something, so it's not 20 years technically, 08 maybe.

Speaker 1:
[53:48] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[53:49] And I had a show. And then I had a show in New York. When I moved here, it was the first time I didn't have a show. And I was like, writer's room is how I made friends, I guess.

Speaker 1:
[53:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[53:57] Doing Faded, honestly. And then going around. But then I had to be like, pandemic, I was like, what do I do?

Speaker 4:
[54:04] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[54:05] What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 5:
[54:06] I, outside of standup, it's really hard to remember who you are as a person.

Speaker 4:
[54:10] 100%.

Speaker 5:
[54:11] Because sometimes it'll be like, I'm not doing standup and my wife doesn't want to hang out. And then I'm like, right. I don't really.

Speaker 7:
[54:18] Guys gotta start skateboarding.

Speaker 5:
[54:20] She'll be like, oh, I'm going to the gym after work so she doesn't get home till later. And then I'm like, oh. I guess I'll take the dog for a really long time.

Speaker 6:
[54:29] Yeah, I smoked some weed and watched a movie or something.

Speaker 5:
[54:33] Yeah, I don't really.

Speaker 4:
[54:34] I can't even really play 2K anymore. I started a season the other day and I was like.

Speaker 5:
[54:38] Brother.

Speaker 4:
[54:39] I don't think I like this anymore.

Speaker 5:
[54:40] What you don't like watching TV as much as you do, that's when you really start getting up. That's what's happened to me where it's like, I don't, there's not like. Like it used to be like, oh, especially if we're not hanging out, like, oh, there's a bunch of shit I want to watch. Now they're not really able to share what I watch.

Speaker 6:
[54:56] I know, they're not even making a new TV really, so it's like, how would I?

Speaker 5:
[54:59] Yeah, and I don't want to really watch the old shit again.

Speaker 4:
[55:03] Books and jazz, my friend.

Speaker 6:
[55:04] Books and jazz, I totally agree.

Speaker 5:
[55:07] Books has filled that up. I see how I'm gonna start shooting a lot.

Speaker 6:
[55:11] What? Wait a second. Books, guns, jazz. Yeah, yeah, books and jazz and guns.

Speaker 5:
[55:22] Just think of a hobby.

Speaker 6:
[55:24] Yeah, a hobby is good.

Speaker 5:
[55:26] Your reaction to that scared me.

Speaker 4:
[55:30] I went hook, line and sinker on that.

Speaker 6:
[55:31] Yeah, me too. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1:
[55:33] Hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 5:
[55:35] Or like fishing or something, man.

Speaker 6:
[55:37] I have been drawing more. Like I used to draw as a kid.

Speaker 4:
[55:39] I saw the, it stays on his phone.

Speaker 1:
[55:42] Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[55:43] You're good about, your internet content doesn't suck in an age. And this isn't just because I made Husky Fitz. Although that did feel really good. I was really happy. It felt really, especially because I was in Japan in that picture. So I was like, okay. Yeah, that was the little hat. Which I've worn in America. It's little.

Speaker 4:
[56:08] It's good though.

Speaker 6:
[56:09] It's Japanese.

Speaker 5:
[56:10] The bill is little.

Speaker 4:
[56:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[56:12] Sometimes a little bill can be good.

Speaker 1:
[56:15] In America?

Speaker 5:
[56:17] It's Century City Mall. It was too small.

Speaker 6:
[56:20] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[56:21] You wear that hat on the East side, my friend.

Speaker 5:
[56:22] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[56:23] Oh, for sure.

Speaker 5:
[56:24] I learned that.

Speaker 6:
[56:25] You got to go to Squirrel in that hat. give you a thumbs up.

Speaker 5:
[56:29] Yeah, yeah. Anywhere something is spelled wrong is where you got to wear that.

Speaker 1:
[56:31] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[56:33] Or where there's an ampersand.

Speaker 1:
[56:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[56:35] What's the line over the vowel?

Speaker 4:
[56:38] Umlaut. Or the dot till day, if there's any number of...

Speaker 5:
[56:42] Till day.

Speaker 6:
[56:42] I love a till day. There's a restaurant called Till Day.

Speaker 4:
[56:45] That's that one. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[56:47] No, but yeah, that's deep.

Speaker 5:
[56:49] But I was gonna say, your internet content, it's always been like, it doesn't feel like it sucks in an era where people's shit sucks.

Speaker 6:
[56:56] Well, that's good because I don't know...

Speaker 4:
[56:57] That's a cool guy that says, one of my favorite accounts.

Speaker 6:
[56:58] Nice that you... Because I also don't know what I'm doing. And I'm like, not good at the internet, I think.

Speaker 4:
[57:05] It's great.

Speaker 6:
[57:05] I think you're doing it perfectly.

Speaker 5:
[57:08] And nobody likes people who are great at the internet, right? I don't. Maybe that's us being old, but when somebody's great at the internet, especially at content, you're always like, this fucking sucks.

Speaker 1:
[57:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[57:21] It's too much.

Speaker 4:
[57:22] Too glossy.

Speaker 5:
[57:23] Yeah, I want you to be bad at it.

Speaker 6:
[57:25] Bad at is more fun.

Speaker 5:
[57:26] Yeah, I believe you when you're bad at it.

Speaker 6:
[57:28] It's why I mute people who are good and I'm friends with.

Speaker 5:
[57:31] Oh yeah.

Speaker 6:
[57:32] Because it's like, I can't be looking at you, be good at the internet, and then have a perception of you when I go to talk to you in real life.

Speaker 5:
[57:37] Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 6:
[57:38] That's like your internet thing is not for me.

Speaker 4:
[57:39] I have a lot of positive mutes.

Speaker 6:
[57:41] Yeah, positive mutes.

Speaker 5:
[57:42] Yeah, I love you and that's why I muted you.

Speaker 4:
[57:45] I don't know what this guy's up to on the internet.

Speaker 7:
[57:46] I've never muted anyone.

Speaker 4:
[57:47] Have you really not?

Speaker 7:
[57:48] I gotta get into the mute game, I think.

Speaker 4:
[57:49] I was joking about muting you. I love you.

Speaker 6:
[57:51] Well, mute and then like really look at the shit you want to see, like cartoons or skateboarding. I'm following a bunch of skateboarding too.

Speaker 4:
[57:58] Jazz dispensary jokes.

Speaker 6:
[58:00] Yeah, you see the jazz dispensary account?

Speaker 4:
[58:02] Charlie XCX unfollowed Charles Mingus. That was their joke. That's hilarious. They put out great records too.

Speaker 6:
[58:10] Jazz dispensary and they have nice merch.

Speaker 4:
[58:12] Really nice merch. Great curatorial. And this is the second episode in a row. I've gotten to talk about jazz.

Speaker 6:
[58:18] Yeah, Jazz Is Dead has a concert series, by the way.

Speaker 4:
[58:20] That's a great one too, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[58:21] Ali Sheed Muhammad and Adrian Youngie.

Speaker 4:
[58:24] Youngie, however that's pronounced.

Speaker 6:
[58:26] I don't know how to say it, but Youngie.

Speaker 7:
[58:28] You sent me the Dr. Pepper Brotwer's link, the fizzy glizzies.

Speaker 4:
[58:31] I did indeed.

Speaker 7:
[58:32] That's some good internet stuff.

Speaker 6:
[58:33] That sounds good.

Speaker 7:
[58:34] I'll have a fizzy glizzy.

Speaker 6:
[58:35] Fizzy glizzy sounds good.

Speaker 4:
[58:37] Will, time for your first pick in old people phrases.

Speaker 6:
[58:40] Old people phrases. Now, this is going to relate to us being old again, I think, but an old people phrase is actually, you know what I'm saying. Do you remember we would watch rappers on MTV, and just people in real life who are uncles or friends of my brother, and they're talking, they'd be like, you know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying? And then older people would always be mad, like, we know what you're saying, stop saying you know what I'm saying. It's like, those people are now 65. Right, they're old. And they're still saying, you know what I'm saying. Like, if you watch a Rock Him interview, he's still like, you know what I'm saying? And he's like a genius. So it's like, I'm not, it's not like I'm less intelligent at all if I say that, which is, I think, what older people used to always say. But I'm like, but the people who said it when I was a kid, like, are just smart people.

Speaker 4:
[59:25] They're really smart people.

Speaker 6:
[59:26] And it's like, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[59:27] It's interesting because it's a way to activate, it's a way to, it's like an inclusive conversation tool.

Speaker 6:
[59:32] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[59:33] Where it's like, even like, obviously they know what you're saying, but it's a way to like keep you, like, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 8:
[59:37] Yeah, it's an affirmation.

Speaker 7:
[59:39] People say right now instead of, you know what I'm saying? They say right. So I was driving down the street, right? Oh, that's right. And then somebody walked right in front of the car, right? It's a bit, if you watch OutKast, they got like a VMA or something. Yeah. I mean, 15, 20 times. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Man, thank you. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6:
[59:53] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[59:54] It was like a joke.

Speaker 5:
[59:55] No hip rappers said that.

Speaker 6:
[59:56] Yeah. And now it's like, I don't hear one kid say, or like even any of those like teens or 20 something year olds, they all look the same to me. But none of them say it.

Speaker 1:
[60:05] Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 6:
[60:07] I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[60:09] A day younger than Isaac and below.

Speaker 6:
[60:10] Yeah, exactly. That's right.

Speaker 7:
[60:13] I never latched on to it. I never was a, you know what I'm saying, guy?

Speaker 5:
[60:17] That's crazy because you say crazy shit.

Speaker 4:
[60:18] Well, he was saying, nah, I mean. Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6:
[60:21] That makes sense. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[60:24] No, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[60:25] It was like a, I never felt right saying it. I'm not gonna lie. No, no, no. I couldn't say it as a kid because it would be inauthentic, but I remember being like, you see it in the wild and somebody's really like, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh yeah, cool.

Speaker 7:
[60:38] Seemed real East Coast to me.

Speaker 6:
[60:40] Yeah, it was.

Speaker 7:
[60:40] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[60:41] Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 7:
[60:43] Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4:
[60:44] Let me try to naturally use it. Let me try to see if I can, if this is how this feels. It's tough. It's like every time I go to Trader Joe's, I forget which almond butter it is that I like. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5:
[60:58] That was actually flawless. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 7:
[61:00] That was pretty good. I wouldn't notice. If you said that I wouldn't, I might have hit me hours from now. I'd be like, wait a minute. I do know what you're saying.

Speaker 6:
[61:08] It's also updated to like modern times because I feel like those same rappers who used to say it are all vegan now.

Speaker 8:
[61:13] They're like very health conscious.

Speaker 6:
[61:15] They're all so health conscious.

Speaker 5:
[61:16] It's crazy how healthy rappers go. But then it makes sense because you're like, they're rich guys and they've been rich guys forever. And every rich guy gets buff.

Speaker 6:
[61:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[61:28] At least for a second.

Speaker 4:
[61:28] That's right. They all get buff.

Speaker 5:
[61:30] Or sometimes it's way late. I'm planning mine for 41.

Speaker 4:
[61:35] Yeah, that's where I'm at right now. Getting buff.

Speaker 6:
[61:37] Pass that, man. I might do 50 or something.

Speaker 5:
[61:41] I don't know.

Speaker 6:
[61:43] Buff 50-year-old, huh?

Speaker 5:
[61:45] I always forget that you're older than me.

Speaker 6:
[61:47] But the thing is, I think if I were any skinny...

Speaker 5:
[61:50] How old are you right now? Am I allowed to ask? 42? 83.

Speaker 4:
[61:55] So not that much different.

Speaker 6:
[61:56] 83, so I'll be 43. Yeah, it's only one year.

Speaker 4:
[61:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[61:59] Well, I'm 35.

Speaker 6:
[62:00] Yeah, of course, of course.

Speaker 5:
[62:02] But I am 38.

Speaker 7:
[62:03] I like that that's the age of me.

Speaker 4:
[62:05] Boy, we can't lie even that.

Speaker 6:
[62:09] Nobody lies it, right?

Speaker 5:
[62:10] Although we bust this shit out, I might be going 26 by the end of the day.

Speaker 1:
[62:14] We're talking about pleasant David's beard.

Speaker 5:
[62:15] Maybe the first time since 2011, I think.

Speaker 6:
[62:20] Wow, you know what? That's interesting because A$AP Rocky, I feel like I don't know his age and he never has facial hair.

Speaker 7:
[62:27] He looks like he's 22.

Speaker 6:
[62:28] That's part of it, right? Pharrell. Pharrell's never had facial hair.

Speaker 7:
[62:31] Pharrell's like 60.

Speaker 5:
[62:33] A$AP Rocky has, they both have incredible skin, though.

Speaker 6:
[62:36] That's true.

Speaker 4:
[62:36] A$AP Rocky's teeth are one of the...

Speaker 6:
[62:39] He's like a very well put together man.

Speaker 4:
[62:42] He's gorgeous in general, but the smile is like, holy fuck.

Speaker 5:
[62:45] It's electric.

Speaker 4:
[62:46] It's electric.

Speaker 6:
[62:47] But he's got to be pushing 40 close to it, right?

Speaker 4:
[62:49] Has to be, right?

Speaker 1:
[62:50] Oh, for sure.

Speaker 5:
[62:51] I think he's older than, he might be 40.

Speaker 6:
[62:54] He's 37 years old. 37? That's old for a rapper.

Speaker 1:
[62:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[62:58] It's young for me.

Speaker 6:
[62:59] It's young for me, too, but I'm like 37 as a rapper?

Speaker 4:
[63:02] You're getting into Tim Burton, too, right now. So, yes, he's keeping it young. That's like a 20-year-old pic.

Speaker 1:
[63:07] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[63:08] Shit. But all this shit is good now. I like, creatively, he's in his quote unquote bag. But yeah.

Speaker 4:
[63:16] I know what you're saying.

Speaker 6:
[63:16] Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4:
[63:18] I know what you're saying.

Speaker 6:
[63:18] You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4:
[63:19] Yeah, yeah. David, time for your first pic.

Speaker 5:
[63:22] Yeah, these ones, first I started with like very old, and then it gets younger.

Speaker 4:
[63:29] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[63:29] But so I'm starting with, I'm trying to get like you. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[63:34] I'm trying to get like you. God, that's good.

Speaker 5:
[63:38] That's so old, I've never been involved in one. I've just seen it take place between two people.

Speaker 6:
[63:42] Oh, man.

Speaker 5:
[63:43] You know what I mean? Like, it's like never, I'm never trying to get like you. We're not that old yet.

Speaker 6:
[63:48] Well, I have a memorable, you know?

Speaker 4:
[63:50] Please.

Speaker 6:
[63:50] Oh, I have a memorable moment where somebody said that to me, and I think I was in Chicago, maybe on like the west side.

Speaker 5:
[63:55] Yes, you have to have that.

Speaker 7:
[63:58] It makes sense. That checks out.

Speaker 6:
[64:00] And I forget, like, maybe it was on the west side.

Speaker 5:
[64:04] I don't know. You were in front of a Portillo's or something.

Speaker 4:
[64:14] It was in Highland Park. I was attending a shul.

Speaker 6:
[64:20] When there was an old black dude, and I just said, how's it going? He said, trying to get like you. And I remember being like, oh, man, I must be dressed impeccably.

Speaker 7:
[64:29] You're like, you're doing all right.

Speaker 5:
[64:30] He's like the best sentiment to see two friends.

Speaker 7:
[64:34] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[64:34] Like, that's the best. Oh, man. It's just like, what a sweet way to, like, tell your friend you love them.

Speaker 4:
[64:40] To acknowledge them. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[64:41] I see you.

Speaker 4:
[64:42] Oh, man.

Speaker 5:
[64:42] I see you. I'm trying to be like you.

Speaker 4:
[64:43] Yeah. I will, not this exact phrasing, but this is one I will try to say to old people.

Speaker 5:
[64:48] I like that.

Speaker 4:
[64:49] Every now and then. Like, how are you doing? I'm just trying to get where you're at, man. Like, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[64:53] And that's true a lot of times. Absolutely. When I'm your age, I want to be like you.

Speaker 5:
[64:57] I'm trying to incorporate more old people.

Speaker 6:
[64:59] Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 5:
[65:00] I just don't, like, talk to a lot of old, old people.

Speaker 4:
[65:04] My next door neighbor is, like, in her 70s. She comes over every now and then. We have her over at the house. My neighbor down the street is, like, probably pushing 60. I spend, like, probably an hour talking to him every week.

Speaker 5:
[65:16] I got a couple of old guys at the gym now. Well, Eric, I start with him.

Speaker 4:
[65:20] Yeah, well, he's eating 1,200 calories a day.

Speaker 5:
[65:22] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[65:22] He's going to live forever.

Speaker 5:
[65:24] He's sending to me Instagram recipes. And then also the old Jamaican guy at the gym. Of course. He looks amazing, though. A little more naked than I would like him to be.

Speaker 4:
[65:34] Well, that's old guy stuff.

Speaker 5:
[65:36] People don't mind.

Speaker 1:
[65:36] They don't give a.

Speaker 6:
[65:38] They've been around too long to hide their dicks.

Speaker 1:
[65:40] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[65:41] In the locker room, they're like, nope.

Speaker 5:
[65:44] He's squatting. America's kind of going through a little bit of that with some of these guys, right?

Speaker 4:
[65:50] I went to preschool at the Middleman Jewish Community Center in Portland, Oregon. And that was also a Jewish community center. So there was a gym, there was an Olympic-sized pool, and then also a therapy pool with like the warm water in it.

Speaker 6:
[66:03] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[66:03] And all these alter-cockers, these old guys. What did you say? Alter-cockers? Alter-cockers.

Speaker 6:
[66:07] Is that about the penises?

Speaker 4:
[66:08] Spell it. A-L-T-E-R-K-O-K-K-E-R-S.

Speaker 5:
[66:13] Double K.

Speaker 6:
[66:13] So three Ks are in there, by the way.

Speaker 2:
[66:15] Alter-cockers.

Speaker 5:
[66:18] I clocked it.

Speaker 6:
[66:21] Black people instantly count how many Ks are in every word.

Speaker 4:
[66:23] It's spelled K.

Speaker 6:
[66:28] That's our ears right now.

Speaker 1:
[66:29] Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 6:
[66:30] Okay. So you went to KKK for preschool.

Speaker 8:
[66:33] Go on.

Speaker 4:
[66:33] It's spelled T-L-H-E-W-H-I-T-E. M-A-N will rise again.

Speaker 8:
[66:49] I just looked it up. It literally means old shitter.

Speaker 4:
[66:51] Old shitter?

Speaker 8:
[66:52] Old shitter.

Speaker 4:
[66:53] Alter-cockers. It's like Yiddish slang. Yiddish is pretty good slang, I will say. It's like American Jew slang for old fogies. And there will all be these old fogies there who, in the locker room, just had the oldest, Jewish-est balls out. And we would be there, we would be like five, getting ready for our swimming lessons, and there would just be some dude drying his balls like they were a bowling ball. And you're a kid, and you're like, oh my God, what the fuck is this situation?

Speaker 5:
[67:22] I'm treading lightly.

Speaker 4:
[67:23] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[67:24] I think you do need some of that.

Speaker 4:
[67:26] Yes, you do.

Speaker 5:
[67:29] You need to not hide old people from young people.

Speaker 4:
[67:32] That's true.

Speaker 6:
[67:33] You gotta see, their balls can be hidden, but yeah.

Speaker 5:
[67:34] Yeah, the balls can be, but like in general, you don't need to see the balls, but you need to see that their bodies look old and different.

Speaker 6:
[67:41] Yeah, absolutely. Things are different.

Speaker 5:
[67:42] Yeah, it gets different. It's not always, you know.

Speaker 4:
[67:45] Non-sexualized nudity, I think, I'm not against that too. I'm like, that's not like the worst thing for like to not have it so laden with like all this like.

Speaker 5:
[67:53] It's one of those things that makes you feel like we're like as puritanical as maybe the stereo. You know what I mean? Where it's like, yeah, why are we so crazy against something that is, everybody has naked stuff?

Speaker 6:
[68:05] I'm curious, when you say Jewish-est balls, what does that entail?

Speaker 4:
[68:09] Really long, learned, rabbinical.

Speaker 6:
[68:13] The pubes are like girls like that.

Speaker 4:
[68:15] They're spiraling down. His neck has a yarmulke. Just like old, I don't know, like the way Larry David looks but balls.

Speaker 1:
[68:25] Okay, I get it.

Speaker 6:
[68:26] Full visual now.

Speaker 4:
[68:28] You took me there.

Speaker 6:
[68:29] No, but I agree. When I'm around, my grandma, it was her 90th birthday this past weekend. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, right? 90 is a big year.

Speaker 4:
[68:36] Amazing.

Speaker 6:
[68:37] But it is like you do as-

Speaker 5:
[68:38] I wish I had asked you why you were there when you texted me. I know.

Speaker 6:
[68:41] Trust me, condolences got me a little scared at first.

Speaker 5:
[68:43] He said, oh shit, he said, I'm in Columbus, Ohio and I was like, my condolences.

Speaker 6:
[68:48] I was like, no, she's alive, she's 90.

Speaker 4:
[68:52] In fact, I'm trying to get like her.

Speaker 6:
[68:53] Yeah, I'm trying to get like her. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, yeah. When you're like, oh, I could get so much, like when you're older, you realize how much game you can get from somebody older than you. You're like, oh man, I should have been listening this whole time.

Speaker 7:
[69:09] Oh yeah. I would have been so mad.

Speaker 5:
[69:12] I feel like you also realize how much more time there is the older you get. Yeah. Like when I was 20, I was like, this is, I gotta live it up. Like I didn't, I really didn't think there could be, there might be 70 more years of this.

Speaker 4:
[69:23] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[69:23] You know what I mean?

Speaker 5:
[69:25] I'm like not far in at all. I don't mean like I'm 24. I gotta, oh.

Speaker 4:
[69:29] Well, we were living very intentionally like there wouldn't be, you know, like there was, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[69:32] It was a unique part of stand up comedy, I will say.

Speaker 4:
[69:34] Yeah. That's what's nice about the getting washed part is, like the, is the, you know, it's like the rappers like getting buff and getting vegan. Yeah. It's like with comedians, you know, lesser tax bracket, obviously, but like there is a, like either you like burnout young or you have to figure out like, oh, I'm going to be around for a while. Ideally, how do I make this work?

Speaker 6:
[69:52] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[69:52] Sean?

Speaker 7:
[69:54] Nowadays.

Speaker 4:
[69:55] The word nowadays?

Speaker 7:
[69:56] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[69:56] Nowadays is good.

Speaker 7:
[69:57] Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Just doesn't, I don't think any young people are saying nowadays.

Speaker 4:
[70:03] Not nowadays.

Speaker 6:
[70:03] It'd be weird.

Speaker 7:
[70:06] Is it one word?

Speaker 4:
[70:06] Nowadays a days for them.

Speaker 7:
[70:08] Is it one word?

Speaker 6:
[70:09] Nowadays one word.

Speaker 4:
[70:09] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[70:10] I didn't know that.

Speaker 4:
[70:11] Nowadays.

Speaker 7:
[70:12] I thought it was just now a days. I thought it was more of a phrase.

Speaker 4:
[70:15] That's your name at Scribble Jam.

Speaker 6:
[70:18] Nowadays.

Speaker 1:
[70:19] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[70:21] D-A-Y-Z-E.

Speaker 6:
[70:22] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[70:22] D-A dollar sign Z.

Speaker 1:
[70:24] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[70:26] Like how Fredigan is one name?

Speaker 4:
[70:27] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[70:27] That could be also your cash app.

Speaker 4:
[70:29] One word. Fredigan is a name with an ellipsis in it, isn't it?

Speaker 5:
[70:32] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[70:32] I think at the end, right? Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[70:34] He's good. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[70:35] He is good. He gets to party garden. Party going.

Speaker 7:
[70:37] Everyone knew that was one word. You knew that was one word?

Speaker 6:
[70:39] Wow.

Speaker 7:
[70:40] Of course you did.

Speaker 6:
[70:40] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[70:41] I was going to. I had no clue. That's nuts to me. Nowadays.

Speaker 4:
[70:45] Don't look at my screen.

Speaker 7:
[70:46] Well, get Xtube off and I'll stop looking at it.

Speaker 6:
[70:48] No. Xtube is unk also. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:53] I don't know the new ones.

Speaker 6:
[70:56] Xtube's never done me wrong.

Speaker 7:
[70:58] That's an old-timey phrase.

Speaker 1:
[70:59] I'm like, any tube.

Speaker 5:
[71:01] Any tube.

Speaker 8:
[71:03] No Xvideos.

Speaker 7:
[71:04] Oh, Xhamster. Is that supposed to be an X?

Speaker 6:
[71:06] Xhamster. Wow. That was like, wow.

Speaker 4:
[71:08] Do the kids not go to that anymore? I don't know what the they do.

Speaker 6:
[71:11] Man, I don't know what they got. I don't know. You watch Reddit porn?

Speaker 5:
[71:18] They got something we don't know about.

Speaker 6:
[71:19] I'm sure of it. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[71:22] Nowadays? You think they pay?

Speaker 1:
[71:24] Nowadays, they pay.

Speaker 6:
[71:25] Nowadays, they pay for porn. They're more ethical than we were.

Speaker 5:
[71:28] Man, back in my day, I did know and I wasn't going to. Well, I had a debit card.

Speaker 1:
[71:33] Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:
[71:34] Three days trial.

Speaker 7:
[71:35] Oh, yeah. Having to call and be like, hey, I'd like to cancel my Bang Bros membership.

Speaker 1:
[71:39] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[71:40] You sure you want to cancel your Bang Bros membership?

Speaker 5:
[71:43] That included Come Fiesta, the brothers' bang.

Speaker 7:
[71:47] Yeah. Go ahead and cancel Milk Hunter and Eight Street Latinas while we're at it.

Speaker 6:
[71:50] Eight Street Latinas. We all went there. I think every race went to Eight Street Latinas.

Speaker 7:
[71:55] Nowadays, they're not doing any of that.

Speaker 4:
[71:56] It's a main thoroughfare.

Speaker 6:
[71:57] It is a main thoroughfare.

Speaker 7:
[71:58] Nowadays, they're going to Oculus for their porn, these kids.

Speaker 6:
[72:01] Now, I've heard that's crazy.

Speaker 7:
[72:03] I don't know if I could handle that.

Speaker 6:
[72:04] I refuse. It's too much.

Speaker 7:
[72:06] I don't know if I could look down and see my virtual body getting sucked off.

Speaker 4:
[72:10] My virtual body.

Speaker 6:
[72:11] Well, it's like to me, it's the same.

Speaker 8:
[72:13] Come on, just do it to yourself.

Speaker 7:
[72:14] Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[72:15] You said it and then you hated it immediately.

Speaker 7:
[72:17] He hated what I said, I think.

Speaker 6:
[72:18] It's like the weed though. Like, weed now has all that shit in it.

Speaker 7:
[72:21] Right.

Speaker 6:
[72:21] And it's like, this is obviously too much. When you're smoking, you're like, I remember buying it illegally, I'd get the same, not the same, but I get the high that I expect.

Speaker 4:
[72:31] A consistent level of high.

Speaker 6:
[72:32] Now there's all that shit on it and you're like, that's obviously like you took it too far.

Speaker 7:
[72:35] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[72:36] You know what it is? Weed never didn't feel like a plant.

Speaker 6:
[72:40] Right. Now it feels like a drug.

Speaker 5:
[72:42] Yeah. It always felt like some shit somebody grew.

Speaker 4:
[72:44] In a way.

Speaker 5:
[72:45] We're so fucking old.

Speaker 6:
[72:46] I know. I know. This is what I'm saying, but we're in a safe space.

Speaker 4:
[72:51] Weed was shielded from late stage capitalism by being illegal. You know the way there's like 60 Oreos or the breakfast cereal where they just keep getting spun out of control? Weed was just shielded from that because they couldn't develop it. And now it's been exposed to it in this way where it's like, flash or bigger, more stuff in it. They could do even higher, yeah. Better than the other one. And it got its fucking claws into it. And now it's gone too far.

Speaker 6:
[73:21] Corporate growers. It's like, yeah, you can't really grow it. Like, you need somebody with love who's like very strange.

Speaker 5:
[73:26] Do you still grow your own weed?

Speaker 6:
[73:27] I don't anymore. I mean, well.

Speaker 5:
[73:29] That's what I'm talking about. You're always on some cool shit. Like growing your own weed. That's amazing.

Speaker 6:
[73:35] That is cool. It's just fun shit. I'm like, well, you know what it is? It's like, I did a show where I interviewed Zach Fox. And I was like, how do you do all this shit? He does all the shit. And he's like the best at shit.

Speaker 5:
[73:47] It's like, how did you know so much about Black Techno?

Speaker 1:
[73:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[73:52] You're an incredible DJ. Selling out stages and shit. Yeah, and he's funny as fuck. And he's an actor. It's like, hey, how do you do all this? And some of the rap songs are like fantastic. And you're like, shit, I'm listening to you. You're great at all this shit. How do you do it? And he was just like, I just kind of do whatever I like a lot. And it's like, that's like kind of what I've been focusing on where it's like, all right, if in this mode, I'm about to draw a lot. So I'm just gonna draw for like, I drew for like the last three days. Yeah. And then I finally came to that conclusion of that thing I posted at midnight last night. Cause I was just like, all right, I wanna do that. And then let me get it out. So I have it out there and I've done it. And then like, I might go back to writing today if I feel like it, but it's like assessing where your vibe is that day and then going like, I'm gonna do this for a while.

Speaker 5:
[74:39] Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 6:
[74:40] It's like kind of a fun way to be.

Speaker 5:
[74:43] That was really great advice.

Speaker 4:
[74:44] Yeah, truly.

Speaker 6:
[74:45] It was Zach's advice because I'm like, yo man, I don't know how to keep pushing the boundaries of what I'm good at.

Speaker 4:
[74:52] And we should all get bright yellow windbreakers too, right?

Speaker 1:
[74:55] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[74:57] I just got my first non-sneaker pair of shoes in a long time. Let me sit in that.

Speaker 6:
[75:01] Did you cop those?

Speaker 5:
[75:02] Yeah, I bought them. And now the Clarks website is also open.

Speaker 4:
[75:06] Well, nowadays you gotta get a pair of Clarks. Thank you.

Speaker 6:
[75:08] Clarks are great.

Speaker 5:
[75:09] I just...

Speaker 4:
[75:09] And these are Clarks where I'm from.

Speaker 5:
[75:10] I'm trying to...

Speaker 4:
[75:12] No, that's not the line from that.

Speaker 5:
[75:13] I can buy pants at Target. I'm about to go crazy this spring.

Speaker 7:
[75:16] We went in the other day.

Speaker 5:
[75:18] Oh, you were with me when I bought pants at Target. I had to cut the tag off.

Speaker 4:
[75:23] This is a lesson I can't have learned for you. You need to learn it on your own. You need to be careful with pants in the space you're about to hit. I got some stuff in my closet that I paid too much for to get rid of, but I can't think of even one scenario where I can wear.

Speaker 5:
[75:38] I understand that.

Speaker 4:
[75:40] That makes sense. Just when you're holding the pants up, think, what are two other times I can wear this?

Speaker 5:
[75:45] Well, okay.

Speaker 6:
[75:46] That's so good.

Speaker 4:
[75:46] Just tell yourself.

Speaker 5:
[75:47] Well, here's another thing, though. I take cues from a lot of other people. Like, I'm in this room right now, right? And I'm like, I would wear Will's pants. Ooh, I would wear Isaac's jacket. I can wear Sean's sweatshirt. I like you. Like, Isaac. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 7:
[76:04] I was gonna say something.

Speaker 5:
[76:04] Oh, sorry, sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 8:
[76:07] Something very specific.

Speaker 7:
[76:08] I like Ian's whatever, you know.

Speaker 8:
[76:10] But everybody else.

Speaker 5:
[76:13] But then I'm like, okay, but Ian's shirt could go with Isaac's pants. Like, I do, it's always off of what I see. I'm not very daring.

Speaker 4:
[76:23] You sprite remix it.

Speaker 5:
[76:24] Exactly, I'm not very daring, especially with pants. And I was just talking with Langston about this. I'm not in for tricky pants technology.

Speaker 4:
[76:33] Just be careful.

Speaker 5:
[76:34] You're right. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is I'm not going to get like flares or some shit.

Speaker 6:
[76:39] No, that's crazy.

Speaker 4:
[76:40] You might get some crazy fabrics.

Speaker 6:
[76:41] Yes. That don't sit well. Yeah, don't even sit right. Like these are even risky sometimes.

Speaker 5:
[76:46] Where did you get those?

Speaker 6:
[76:48] These are Dickies.

Speaker 5:
[76:49] I'm also mostly going old Navy.

Speaker 6:
[76:51] Yeah. Old Navy's got some good stuff.

Speaker 5:
[76:53] And now your boy can get into the Gap.

Speaker 1:
[76:55] Yeah, that's huge.

Speaker 6:
[76:57] Gap's huge. I've got some great pants at the Gap.

Speaker 4:
[77:00] Me too, recently. Big pants.

Speaker 6:
[77:01] Big pants. They got a lot of like carpenter jeans and like...

Speaker 7:
[77:05] I got my big pants. I just got into big pants again the other day.

Speaker 4:
[77:07] You got your pants again.

Speaker 7:
[77:08] My big boy pants. It's different. So did David. He just got his permit.

Speaker 5:
[77:12] Yeah, big boy pants. Come on.

Speaker 6:
[77:14] Sign that waiver, baby.

Speaker 5:
[77:15] Fifteen more hours.

Speaker 7:
[77:17] A lot of pleasers lie about it.

Speaker 6:
[77:19] Tell them I did it.

Speaker 7:
[77:21] A lot of it's like, David, I will not do it unless we're in the car.

Speaker 6:
[77:23] You'll get that McDonald's breakfast.

Speaker 4:
[77:26] All right, I got to do my first and second picks.

Speaker 6:
[77:28] Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[77:29] With my first pick, I'm going to take Weather's Coming.

Speaker 7:
[77:32] Oh, man.

Speaker 5:
[77:34] That's good.

Speaker 6:
[77:34] Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 5:
[77:35] I didn't care about...

Speaker 7:
[77:36] I didn't care about...

Speaker 5:
[77:37] I didn't... I don't think I cared about weather for the first 17 years of my life. No way. For real.

Speaker 6:
[77:43] No, not at all.

Speaker 5:
[77:45] Didn't factor into my thoughts.

Speaker 7:
[77:46] I would get bummed. People are like, hey, weather's coming. I'm like, I don't care yet. I'll care when the weather's here.

Speaker 5:
[77:51] I can't myself. That last one, it rained for about a week. Yeah. I had a four-day ramp to that. And I was like, oh, it's about to rain.

Speaker 4:
[77:58] Yeah, me too. I was walking around the house telling my wife, weather's coming. Not like trying to be funny. I said the words, weather's coming.

Speaker 6:
[78:06] You plot what you're going to cook or what you might do around the house.

Speaker 7:
[78:09] We go to the store, we get provisions.

Speaker 5:
[78:12] I got to have some hoodies dry. Yes.

Speaker 6:
[78:15] Yeah. What do I have that's like a wicking type of material?

Speaker 7:
[78:20] I'm like, make sure your phone's charged. Yeah, I'll be like, there's a storm coming. Make sure that phone's charged.

Speaker 6:
[78:25] Yeah, you never know.

Speaker 4:
[78:26] Houses in LA leak because we're not used to the rain. Like the window of my son's room, I had to duct tape up this last storm.

Speaker 5:
[78:34] How'd that feel though?

Speaker 4:
[78:35] Felt good.

Speaker 6:
[78:36] Manly, right?

Speaker 5:
[78:36] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[78:37] Extremely manly.

Speaker 6:
[78:38] Fixing in the house, I never felt more manly than texting something in the house.

Speaker 7:
[78:41] You're the great protector.

Speaker 4:
[78:43] Then I had to call a handyman to hang a bookshelf, but I did duct tape the window.

Speaker 6:
[78:47] They won't remember that.

Speaker 4:
[78:48] That's right.

Speaker 5:
[78:48] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4:
[78:50] Doesn't remember Hector.

Speaker 5:
[78:51] Yeah, all the memories of this point, you're giving them.

Speaker 4:
[78:54] That's right. In fact, I hung that bookshelf.

Speaker 5:
[78:56] Yeah, that's what you tell them.

Speaker 6:
[78:57] The Rs are now, they know what the fuck's going on and they're gonna remember this for life. So it's like now I'm very serious about when I fix something. I'm like, all right, you're never gonna forget this because you're in real school now.

Speaker 4:
[79:08] You see me doing that?

Speaker 1:
[79:09] How are your friends? Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 6:
[79:12] Look, I know Destiny's dad does a lot around the house, all right? I see it, he's fantastic at woodworking and all sorts of stuff.

Speaker 4:
[79:21] Destiny's dad is an out of work crew guy, all right?

Speaker 6:
[79:25] No, there's a lot of those Destiny's dad works.

Speaker 1:
[79:26] Oh, damn it.

Speaker 6:
[79:28] We've got a lot of out of work crew guys in there. Yeah, for sure, but yeah.

Speaker 4:
[79:31] We do have those handy dads.

Speaker 6:
[79:32] I know, I know.

Speaker 4:
[79:33] Where I want to be like, I hung that shelf too, through my writing.

Speaker 3:
[79:35] Yep, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4:
[79:36] I'd hang a guy with it.

Speaker 7:
[79:37] We got to have Max's uncle come over and do a lot of stuff because I'm like, I can't do it.

Speaker 5:
[79:41] Yeah, you're like me to your apartment kids.

Speaker 3:
[79:43] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[79:43] We didn't even get those skills.

Speaker 7:
[79:45] We were at the crib yesterday, we were at Andy's, and we heard someone using a hammer upstairs, and I'm like, what are you doing? You're in an apartment. What are you doing? We're fixing up there. What are you hanging?

Speaker 4:
[79:52] They're probably hanging up pictures.

Speaker 7:
[79:55] You don't do that in apartments What are you talking about?

Speaker 6:
[79:59] Mine is all learned as an adult, I will say. And YouTube is such a great thing.

Speaker 5:
[80:04] All my adult skills are from YouTube in one way or another. Even my emotional availability.

Speaker 6:
[80:09] Yeah, me too.

Speaker 7:
[80:09] It'll get you through a taillight real nice. Something like that where you feel, okay, I did do it.

Speaker 4:
[80:13] Now, why did you have to change the taillight recently? Wow.

Speaker 7:
[80:17] I backed into a tree with my wife's car, and I broke the taillight, and I changed it first thing in the morning. Unremarkable for most. Now she was in the whip when I did it.

Speaker 4:
[80:25] Unremarkable for most, but not someone who declares themselves to be top 1% of unpaid drivers.

Speaker 7:
[80:30] I think I'm one of the best drivers on the planet, no joke.

Speaker 4:
[80:31] Top 1%.

Speaker 7:
[80:32] I think I'm top 1% of drivers. Of drivers? Of drivers.

Speaker 5:
[80:34] Unpaid, he says.

Speaker 7:
[80:35] Unpaid. Oh, so not like Richard Petty, they don't count.

Speaker 5:
[80:38] Or even guys with like a CDL.

Speaker 6:
[80:40] I only thought of Jason Statham in a movie.

Speaker 7:
[80:42] So it's like, he's the transporter.

Speaker 6:
[80:43] He's the transporter, yeah. I'm like, I don't know anything about real drivers.

Speaker 4:
[80:46] I have to pee really bad again before my next pic. Should we take a break?

Speaker 8:
[80:48] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[80:49] We're gonna be right back with more All Fantasy Everything. Hey, we're back. Welcome back to All Fantasy Everything. Sean is really good at stand up.

Speaker 7:
[80:58] I was just gonna say that when people call me old person names, I'm fine with it because I'm finally good at the thing I've been wanting to be good at forever.

Speaker 4:
[81:04] You're a man of the people of your powers.

Speaker 7:
[81:06] Thank you. I did. I sound like an asshole. They're not gonna hear it, but I sound like such a loser. I said it so emphatically too.

Speaker 4:
[81:17] I only cut you off on account of the timing. That was all a lie.

Speaker 7:
[81:20] And you were right, by the way. We're supposed to be done in 10 minutes.

Speaker 6:
[81:22] Yeah. You think we'll be done in 10 minutes, right?

Speaker 1:
[81:24] No. We're good, right?

Speaker 7:
[81:27] You see the guests sometimes be like, uh, what?

Speaker 4:
[81:32] Tell me for this next pic that you got 10 hours of sleep last night.

Speaker 7:
[81:37] Oh, okay. So I'm in?

Speaker 1:
[81:38] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[81:39] All right. Yeah, man. I'm feeling...

Speaker 4:
[81:41] Like, you just woke up, you walked out.

Speaker 7:
[81:44] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[81:45] Oh, I can't believe I slept for 10 hours.

Speaker 7:
[81:46] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[81:46] Give me that.

Speaker 7:
[81:47] Hey, man. I can't believe I slept for 10 hours. It's crazy.

Speaker 4:
[81:50] You needed it.

Speaker 7:
[81:55] You think the younger folks are nicer now?

Speaker 4:
[81:58] I think the old folks. I think the old folks say you needed it.

Speaker 7:
[82:02] But that's why the kids aren't saying you needed it because they don't want someone to feel self-conscious about the fact that they needed.

Speaker 4:
[82:08] I don't think kids say, oh man, I really slept. I slept a long time. I don't think they're like, well, you needed it. I can't picture a 22-year-old saying that. But everyone 40 and above is saying you needed it. Oh yeah.

Speaker 7:
[82:19] You definitely needed it. Boy, did I. I needed it the other night. I desperately needed it. I slept till about 11 in Omaha. I needed it.

Speaker 1:
[82:26] You needed it. I haven't had a needed sleep yet.

Speaker 6:
[82:28] Man.

Speaker 7:
[82:29] You haven't needed sleep?

Speaker 6:
[82:30] No, I haven't had the sleep I needed yet.

Speaker 1:
[82:32] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[82:36] I wish I had that sleep and somebody could say you needed it, but I have not had that yet.

Speaker 4:
[82:40] Every time I go home and visit my mom and I sleep a little bit late and she's watching Arthur and I come up, I'm like, oh, I'm sorry I slept so late. She's like, well, you needed it.

Speaker 6:
[82:47] See, that's great because you're in the same time zone.

Speaker 4:
[82:50] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[82:51] But see, I went to Ohio where my mom and grandma are, and they're in the East Coast time zone. And so I was up till three and I slept till like 10.

Speaker 4:
[83:01] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[83:01] So it's seven hours.

Speaker 5:
[83:02] Right.

Speaker 6:
[83:03] But I need more than that.

Speaker 4:
[83:04] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[83:04] You also can't sleep much past 10 at your mom's house. Exactly.

Speaker 7:
[83:07] You don't want to sleep till noon anymore.

Speaker 6:
[83:09] Yeah, I want to.

Speaker 5:
[83:11] My mom weirdly always has some shit for me to do. Even though she lives by herself, is fully capable.

Speaker 1:
[83:16] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[83:17] I'm there, and then all of a sudden, there's some like...

Speaker 4:
[83:19] We're doing this thing at nine.

Speaker 5:
[83:20] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[83:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[83:21] I didn't know how to drywall at eight in the morning. I'm not going to know how to do what I do.

Speaker 1:
[83:24] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[83:26] I'll be of no help either time.

Speaker 7:
[83:28] That's some of those times. Max is doing this thing where she'll kick, she like leans up against the wall with her heels now, on her back, and like kicks them into the wall. I'm like, Max, if you put a hole in the wall, I can't fix it.

Speaker 4:
[83:38] I don't even know what to do.

Speaker 7:
[83:40] It's not possible. We're going to have to have someone come do it.

Speaker 4:
[83:43] You have to put one of those patches over it that then comes with that like thing that you dry, and then you sand that out, and it never looks as boring.

Speaker 6:
[83:51] You hang something over that hole.

Speaker 7:
[83:53] We did that.

Speaker 4:
[83:53] Which is why maybe I was hammering in the apartment.

Speaker 7:
[83:56] I put a hole in my buddy's wall. We just put a piece of like a magazine page over it or something, and it was in such a weird spot. His mom comes down and immediately she's like, what's that magazine? What's that doing two feet off the ground? Yep, yep, yep, yep. Well, Whitney Houston looks dope.

Speaker 6:
[84:12] What do you think? Hey, you don't like that picture?

Speaker 4:
[84:13] But it's the start of a collage.

Speaker 6:
[84:14] Yeah, the whole wall's gonna be covered soon, but just...

Speaker 7:
[84:17] It's aspirational.

Speaker 6:
[84:18] This is the starting point.

Speaker 4:
[84:20] You needed it. Sean, time for your second pick.

Speaker 7:
[84:23] All right, this is the second pick. All right, I'm just gonna do a voice to text real quick. Hilarious.

Speaker 5:
[84:29] You really fucked that up a lot, too.

Speaker 7:
[84:30] It's what I just was gonna say.

Speaker 5:
[84:32] Not a lot, but like you send it, you've said a few where it's like, I send some that say smiley face.

Speaker 7:
[84:39] I sent it to this girl today. It said smiley face and I go, sorry about that. I was doing voice to text.

Speaker 4:
[84:43] Which girl?

Speaker 7:
[84:44] The cruise ship. Don't ask, don't ask me that. Just some girl I'm texting. I'm trying to catch you up.

Speaker 4:
[84:51] You send smiley faces to professional context?

Speaker 7:
[84:54] I am too into the emoji game and the old school emoji game. I have to fight to not send in our emails and text messages, I fight to not send emojis because I know you guys don't like it.

Speaker 4:
[85:05] They slip through every now and then.

Speaker 7:
[85:06] You know what I'm saying? I know they do.

Speaker 5:
[85:08] I don't like it. I know every exclamation point I send kills me a little bit. It takes minutes off my life. It's like smoking cigarettes. They're like little upside down cigarettes.

Speaker 1:
[85:18] Cool.

Speaker 6:
[85:19] When you get exclamation, when you get exclamation, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[85:22] There's a blower to it.

Speaker 5:
[85:24] You do like the double, oh man.

Speaker 7:
[85:27] Here's another to couple with it. I don't understand why I can't just voice to text. It saves me time. I don't get why that's such a old person thing to do.

Speaker 5:
[85:35] Because it doesn't work well.

Speaker 7:
[85:36] It gets the point across though. My mom doesn't. Who cares?

Speaker 4:
[85:38] My mom's the only one who doesn't.

Speaker 8:
[85:39] Every mom does.

Speaker 4:
[85:40] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[85:42] Read through the fucking misspellings and stuff. Get the gist, you know?

Speaker 8:
[85:47] But now you're putting that on the reader. You're now offloading your responsibility.

Speaker 7:
[85:51] I don't know if the reader qualifies for the text you're getting. It's not like you're, yes, technically you're reading it. Figure it out.

Speaker 6:
[85:57] This is like an episode of The Pit where Santos has to do her charts. So you're gonna watch The Pit?

Speaker 7:
[86:01] Oh yeah. Oh yeah. She's really where the dictation is two percent off. And then someone got a blood draw they didn't need. Yep. Yep.

Speaker 5:
[86:09] That is scary.

Speaker 7:
[86:10] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[86:10] That is scary.

Speaker 7:
[86:11] I wouldn't use it if I was a doctor.

Speaker 4:
[86:13] You took it. You drafted it.

Speaker 7:
[86:15] I know that.

Speaker 4:
[86:15] We're not the one who said it's an old guy thing.

Speaker 6:
[86:17] You did this. You fucked up.

Speaker 7:
[86:20] Yeah, I just don't understand why it's gotta be so frowned on, but it is. Nobody likes doing it.

Speaker 4:
[86:24] Let me tell you, let me give you some, let me give you your flowers. Wait, I'm a young guy.

Speaker 5:
[86:30] That's not a young guy.

Speaker 6:
[86:31] That's not a young guy thing at all. Everybody on the internet who says that is 40 plus. You gotta be old enough to have lost people. Like a ton of people.

Speaker 4:
[86:43] Hold on, let me give you your propers.

Speaker 6:
[86:45] Yeah, yeah, that's super old.

Speaker 2:
[86:47] That's even older.

Speaker 6:
[86:49] Wait, do you remember when you found out-

Speaker 5:
[86:50] Aretha Franklin says that in a song?

Speaker 6:
[86:52] You wanna hit the skins after this?

Speaker 1:
[86:55] You guys are dope!

Speaker 6:
[86:56] Dope is old, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[86:58] You guys are making me feel like shit about myself. All I do is say stuff-

Speaker 6:
[87:01] I found out proper's, like, props was what Hammer said and all those other people said props.

Speaker 4:
[87:05] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[87:06] And then I found out it was proper's so late in the game that I was like, that's proper's?

Speaker 7:
[87:11] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[87:12] Proper's when he gets home.

Speaker 7:
[87:13] But proper's kind of went retro for a second, where you could say, after props, you could say, all right, I'm gonna give you proper's and people looked at it like it was new for a brief window there.

Speaker 6:
[87:22] Because of sampling, I think that happened. When you sample like old Aretha Franklin and proper's, and they loosen your butt up a little bit.

Speaker 4:
[87:27] Let me glaze you for a second.

Speaker 5:
[87:28] There you go. Glaze his ass.

Speaker 6:
[87:31] Glaze his ass? I don't know if that's gonna work.

Speaker 1:
[87:34] At least you don't.

Speaker 4:
[87:35] Let me glaze your ass.

Speaker 7:
[87:37] Yeah, Sean's a real glazed-ass.

Speaker 4:
[87:39] At least you don't do the voice memos.

Speaker 7:
[87:42] The voice, well, but the kids are doing the voice memos a little bit.

Speaker 5:
[87:46] Stop it.

Speaker 4:
[87:46] It drives me crazy.

Speaker 5:
[87:48] Me too.

Speaker 4:
[87:48] I gotta stop everything I'm doing and listen.

Speaker 7:
[87:50] You know who gave me a voice memo? Jay Larson hit me with a voice memo the other day.

Speaker 4:
[87:54] That guy plays by his own set of words.

Speaker 5:
[87:56] Let's just talk on the phone, which is what I'm trying to bring back.

Speaker 4:
[87:59] Absolutely.

Speaker 7:
[88:00] I've been a phone guy since day one.

Speaker 5:
[88:02] If it's like something where I just need, we need to, like, it's just so much easier.

Speaker 6:
[88:07] It is so much easier. I mean, with family stuff, yeah, I always call them. I'm not about to text you all this shit.

Speaker 5:
[88:14] I don't want this to go on. We can get it done in five minutes or we can get it done over 90 minutes.

Speaker 6:
[88:19] Yeah, exactly, while we're trying to do other shit.

Speaker 4:
[88:22] Yeah, I don't want to, and then you got to send them back a voicemail, and then it's like, so that's all I'm doing, or I'm playing it out loud while I'm watching TV with my wife? Like, what is this?

Speaker 5:
[88:31] Yeah, I've gotten it. I've gotten it to shout out to Casim Bentley. Now we're in a conversation, and I'm like, wait, this is Chris.

Speaker 6:
[88:39] Yeah, he sent those. Yeah, I've had it.

Speaker 5:
[88:41] He sent you a long ass one.

Speaker 6:
[88:42] He sends long ones.

Speaker 5:
[88:43] A whole fucking theory about some, hey, I was talking to this lady the other day, man, and it made me think about you. And then, but now we're just having a talk.

Speaker 6:
[88:49] Right. It's like, this could be a phone call.

Speaker 5:
[88:51] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[88:52] Jermaine Fowlerson's like, long ones too, sometimes.

Speaker 5:
[88:55] People sometimes have them.

Speaker 6:
[88:56] When it's like, oh man, what are you doing?

Speaker 4:
[88:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, call me.

Speaker 6:
[88:59] You seem busy, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[89:01] Yeah, I can hear there's like, you seem busy.

Speaker 6:
[89:05] Do they find this weird?

Speaker 1:
[89:06] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[89:07] Do you have time for your second pick?

Speaker 1:
[89:08] Oh.

Speaker 5:
[89:11] Go ahead and just Venmo me, I want to get the points.

Speaker 6:
[89:14] That's good, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 1:
[89:16] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[89:17] I got to start getting points though, man.

Speaker 4:
[89:19] I can't believe you're not on points yet.

Speaker 8:
[89:20] What do you mean?

Speaker 6:
[89:21] You're an idiot.

Speaker 8:
[89:22] You got to get-

Speaker 5:
[89:22] Are you serious? Or Miles, excuse me. Miles.

Speaker 7:
[89:25] No, no, no, no. I get Miles. I get Miles. I get Miles. I get Miles.

Speaker 6:
[89:27] Okay, that's points. That's points.

Speaker 7:
[89:29] I got points for a credit card point. I don't have a Miles credit card.

Speaker 6:
[89:32] I have a Miles credit card.

Speaker 7:
[89:33] Miles threw the ticket.

Speaker 4:
[89:34] No, no, no.

Speaker 5:
[89:35] You got to get-

Speaker 4:
[89:36] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[89:36] Because if you get the credit card, some places-

Speaker 4:
[89:38] Flowers from Revoke.

Speaker 6:
[89:39] Are we talking about Southwest particularly?

Speaker 5:
[89:41] I got the Delta Amics.

Speaker 6:
[89:42] I got the Delta Amics too.

Speaker 4:
[89:43] I got the Delta Amics.

Speaker 5:
[89:44] I got two of them. I got one for the business, one for the- That's so smart. I got it on the same Miles account.

Speaker 6:
[89:51] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[89:52] I got the pamphlet for the Alaska card on the flight here.

Speaker 5:
[89:55] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[89:55] I'm going to get the Alaska card.

Speaker 4:
[89:57] If you don't, I'm going to hit you so hard with a hockey stick.

Speaker 5:
[89:59] Dude, some vendors-

Speaker 6:
[89:59] Whenever you fly them, it's really going to be fun.

Speaker 5:
[90:01] Some vendors give you two to one now too.

Speaker 7:
[90:03] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[90:03] Or two to one, two dollars.

Speaker 7:
[90:05] Southwest gives you like two, three to one. Three points per dollar spent.

Speaker 5:
[90:07] Well, I think with MX, it's like Lyft gives you two to one or three to one. So you can use all kinds of shit.

Speaker 7:
[90:14] I plan on doing it tomorrow. It's on my list.

Speaker 5:
[90:16] Yeah. Why not? I'm not trying to spend my money one to one ever.

Speaker 6:
[90:20] Ever.

Speaker 5:
[90:21] You know what I mean?

Speaker 6:
[90:22] No, that's so true.

Speaker 7:
[90:22] That used to be the only option.

Speaker 6:
[90:24] I know. And that was stupid. That was before inflation and like weird shit.

Speaker 5:
[90:29] I knew that Wells Fargo thing was going to hit.

Speaker 6:
[90:31] Yep.

Speaker 5:
[90:31] That thirty five fucking dollars.

Speaker 6:
[90:33] I know. Every time. Every time.

Speaker 5:
[90:36] But yeah, no, every but like the idea of paying the whole bill and not immediately needing everyone to give me cat, that was never on the table.

Speaker 4:
[90:46] I was an early adopter of I'll do it, let me get the points. You were an early adopter. Now you gotta sometimes fight people.

Speaker 5:
[90:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[90:52] Then everybody else got it.

Speaker 5:
[90:53] Everybody caught up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody caught up.

Speaker 4:
[90:57] Now we're splitting tabs.

Speaker 8:
[90:58] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[90:59] That Delta Sky Miles Reserve card, so many times with comedians, it's like, it's a purple story. Oh, another fellow of the purple.

Speaker 6:
[91:08] It's all just different airline cards.

Speaker 1:
[91:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[91:12] The fact that I have two, because I share the Delta one with my wife, and then I have the Southwest one myself, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 4:
[91:18] My wife has a good Chase Infinity one that like cracks. You can use it in hotels a lot too. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[91:24] Capital One's got some good stuff.

Speaker 4:
[91:25] I think Uncle Peru's the credit card game after this.

Speaker 6:
[91:27] I know.

Speaker 7:
[91:27] Do you guys ever go so far as to get the seating at the points for a room that's booked for you? The venue books through room or whatever, and you ask them, hey, here's my reward number.

Speaker 6:
[91:37] That's such a smart move though.

Speaker 5:
[91:38] That is a good idea.

Speaker 7:
[91:39] I don't do it, but I've heard people be like, you can give your manager whatever that number, and they'll give it to the venues, and they'll put that number in. Same thing with plane tickets.

Speaker 5:
[91:48] I always take the buyout though and buy the ticket myself.

Speaker 7:
[91:50] Absolutely. I always do that too.

Speaker 5:
[91:52] Because you get three times the points if you use the credit card to buy it from that airline.

Speaker 6:
[91:58] Also, I love buyouts because you can do whatever you want. You can get a cheaper ticket and then be like, I'm gonna fucking rollerblade there.

Speaker 1:
[92:03] Exactly, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[92:05] I'll just get internet on the flight and do it on the plane.

Speaker 4:
[92:07] What am I scared of?

Speaker 7:
[92:08] What am I scared of?

Speaker 6:
[92:11] So many things.

Speaker 7:
[92:11] Tornadoes.

Speaker 4:
[92:12] Tornadoes, dude.

Speaker 7:
[92:13] Scared the bejesus out of me.

Speaker 4:
[92:14] Tornado full, it went over a chainsaw factory. And now it's full of chainsaws.

Speaker 7:
[92:20] Probably slow it down a little bit actually.

Speaker 4:
[92:22] That's what you think.

Speaker 6:
[92:23] Will, second pick.

Speaker 4:
[92:24] And third.

Speaker 6:
[92:26] And third. OK, great. Well, my second pick is...

Speaker 4:
[92:28] Like a song.

Speaker 6:
[92:29] The... My second pick is......the word Jack.

Speaker 1:
[92:38] Oh, that's good.

Speaker 5:
[92:39] Yeah, that's old.

Speaker 6:
[92:41] That was my grand... My grandfather used to always say Jack. Yeah. And I remember being alarmed at first, but then you're like, oh, just everybody's Jack. Like in Chicago, everybody says Joe for everybody.

Speaker 5:
[92:49] I was going to say Chicago's a Joe town.

Speaker 6:
[92:51] Joe town.

Speaker 5:
[92:52] There's no other place I've ever been.

Speaker 6:
[92:53] I think Baltimore claims Joe as well. Really? And they talk crazy there. Yeah, there's a lot of fights, and nobody's willing to fight Baltimore, so they can have it.

Speaker 5:
[93:00] It's like...

Speaker 6:
[93:01] Because they got a lot going on. Yeah. I saw the way. I mean, you're good.

Speaker 7:
[93:06] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[93:06] Keep saying Joe if you want, but Joe is like Jack.

Speaker 8:
[93:09] What do you mean? I've never heard this before.

Speaker 7:
[93:11] See?

Speaker 6:
[93:11] That's what we mean. Like Jack or Joe?

Speaker 4:
[93:12] You don't know what he means, Joe?

Speaker 5:
[93:13] Either one. It's like dude.

Speaker 6:
[93:15] It's like dude, yeah. Or bro. It's like bro. Bro now, everybody says bro now, right?

Speaker 5:
[93:20] When I was a kid, it was mostly Mexican guys saying bro.

Speaker 6:
[93:22] Same. Same. Only almost. Only Mexican guys saying bro.

Speaker 1:
[93:25] Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4:
[93:27] Why do you think we're saying bro heavy in Beaverton?

Speaker 6:
[93:30] Oh, really?

Speaker 4:
[93:30] None of us.

Speaker 5:
[93:31] Maybe it was the Colorado thing, but yeah.

Speaker 6:
[93:32] It was Chicago. The Mexicans only saying bro.

Speaker 4:
[93:35] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[93:36] Or Latinos, I should say. But it was mostly Mexican.

Speaker 7:
[93:39] Yeah, Jack. Like, hey, Jack, get over here.

Speaker 6:
[93:40] Hey, Jack. Yeah. Or Joker. Like, I should have said Joker, I guess. But I'm just saying things my grandfather said, but he would always be like, man, Jack, I can't believe this happened.

Speaker 4:
[93:49] All right, Jack. Jack also has a little bit of like, it can have a little bit of edge to it.

Speaker 6:
[93:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[93:54] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[93:55] It probably was like, I mean, like somebody 90 would never say nigga, I think, so it's like.

Speaker 1:
[94:01] Right.

Speaker 5:
[94:02] Well, because it goes back to being a pejorative.

Speaker 6:
[94:04] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7:
[94:06] We have a couple of 90 year olds.

Speaker 1:
[94:18] No, no, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 7:
[94:19] Yeah, totally, totally.

Speaker 4:
[94:22] David, will you do this next bit for me?

Speaker 6:
[94:30] But I think that was their back in the day, like probably the 50s and 60s.

Speaker 7:
[94:35] I never heard like a real Jack get thrown out.

Speaker 6:
[94:37] I've heard so many Jacks thrown out, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[94:40] It's fun.

Speaker 1:
[94:40] It's very cool.

Speaker 5:
[94:41] It's in the same vein, so I'm gonna take it. I was thinking Youngblood was one.

Speaker 1:
[94:45] Oh, that's good.

Speaker 5:
[94:47] Cause it was like, I wrote a bit about it one time where it's like, I never felt like I earned it.

Speaker 1:
[94:51] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[94:52] Like when you say Youngblood to me, I think you assume I'm up to things I'm not.

Speaker 6:
[94:55] Yep.

Speaker 5:
[94:57] I'm not doing what you think I'm doing.

Speaker 1:
[94:58] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[95:00] Youngblood means I'm fucking getting money and like maybe doing some dangerous shit. None of the three.

Speaker 5:
[95:05] I got like, I use toothpicks.

Speaker 6:
[95:06] Yeah, yeah, toothpicks. Oh my God. I love toothpicks still.

Speaker 5:
[95:10] Man, is there any more? When can we be toothpick guys?

Speaker 6:
[95:14] I got toothpicks.

Speaker 4:
[95:15] I'm a toothpick guy.

Speaker 6:
[95:16] I'm a toothpick guy.

Speaker 7:
[95:16] Yeah, he is. Really?

Speaker 5:
[95:17] Do you use the ones with the little...

Speaker 6:
[95:20] The shit on this? On like the brush?

Speaker 5:
[95:21] Yeah, the hilt?

Speaker 4:
[95:22] The pom pom?

Speaker 6:
[95:23] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[95:23] Wait, the brush?

Speaker 6:
[95:24] The pom pom, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[95:25] Yeah, this little one you get a little like shit in.

Speaker 6:
[95:27] Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5:
[95:27] I'm talking about the ones that are like the top is carved.

Speaker 6:
[95:30] Yeah, with the little lines.

Speaker 5:
[95:32] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[95:32] Those are the ones my grandfather had, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[95:34] Oh, those are.

Speaker 7:
[95:34] Don't they make toothpicks that you can bring around with you, like reusable toothpicks?

Speaker 6:
[95:38] That seems disgusting.

Speaker 1:
[95:39] It does, doesn't it? Like a handkerchief.

Speaker 4:
[95:41] It's a little wooden one. I used to grab them at a restaurant, but my father is a toothpick man.

Speaker 6:
[95:46] Yeah, my grandfather was a toothpick man.

Speaker 4:
[95:48] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[95:48] That is cool. That's really cool.

Speaker 4:
[95:50] Yeah. Good to do. It's free. You got them free at every restaurant.

Speaker 6:
[95:55] Oh, and third pick is, huh, well, let's go with... I feel like I've said this. Colder than a witch's tinny and a brass bra.

Speaker 4:
[96:04] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[96:05] That's what my dad used to say to describe the weather all the time.

Speaker 5:
[96:07] Do you feel like slang is shortening in a way where like they used to say longer things to describe what they meant, and now it feels like everything is shortened, even like in the way of talking, people shorten words and stuff like that. But it used to be like exclamations like that. You know what I mean? Colder than a witch's tinny and a brass bra. I'm this, that, that. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[96:32] Because I got that.

Speaker 5:
[96:33] It was like so much longer, and now it feels like maybe it's the Internet or something or maybe it's monoculture getting flattened or whatever. But like everything seems a lot shorter than it ever is.

Speaker 6:
[96:42] I think it's both of those. I mean, even when we went lowercase as a culture, I don't know when that happened, but lowercase changed the game.

Speaker 4:
[96:48] That was wild.

Speaker 1:
[96:48] That was wild.

Speaker 6:
[96:49] It was like we used to be grammatically and like we used to do it correctly.

Speaker 4:
[96:53] It's like a way of showing your blase.

Speaker 1:
[96:55] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[96:56] I don't care. I'll do lowercase. I don't need capital letters.

Speaker 5:
[96:58] Lowercase, especially early in the texting, that it still looks really shitty to me.

Speaker 4:
[97:04] Me too.

Speaker 5:
[97:05] It looks really, really bad.

Speaker 4:
[97:07] You know what's so obnoxious about it now, is that it's actually harder to tap in lowercase. It's more, it's less blase.

Speaker 6:
[97:13] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[97:14] Yeah, because you got to make sure.

Speaker 6:
[97:15] You had to press the arrow.

Speaker 4:
[97:16] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[97:16] And it's like, it just looks like, we all know how to read. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, let's not pretend like we don't know the, we all know capitalizing and shit is not, it's not like highfalutin.

Speaker 4:
[97:30] You're not putting on air.

Speaker 5:
[97:31] Everybody went to kindergarten.

Speaker 7:
[97:32] So what happens when you capitalize letters in a text? I didn't know this.

Speaker 6:
[97:35] People, younger people don't really use capital letters.

Speaker 7:
[97:37] Didn't know that.

Speaker 5:
[97:37] It just is all run on sentences.

Speaker 6:
[97:39] It is.

Speaker 5:
[97:40] My little brother, it sounds like a fucking idiot.

Speaker 6:
[97:42] I forget, what's her name who wrote this shit where they fuck each other a lot? I forget. She writes great stuff.

Speaker 5:
[97:48] That is too vague.

Speaker 6:
[97:49] I know. The guy from Saltburn was in it, I think.

Speaker 4:
[97:51] Oh, Emerald Fennell?

Speaker 6:
[97:53] No. What is it?

Speaker 4:
[97:54] Barry Keegan? Oh, Normal People.

Speaker 6:
[97:56] Normal People. Whoever wrote that? Sally Rooney. Sally Rooney. Her writing, I loved the first book because it is like that. I was like, I've just never seen anything like this. But it was hard to read the ones after because I'm like, okay, I'm a little lost now. I need those periods and those. It's like, I caught on first because I'm always willing to like, watch like Memento when it came out. You're like, okay, I've just never seen that before.

Speaker 7:
[98:19] Yeah. This is good. It's a good move.

Speaker 6:
[98:21] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[98:21] Does she write like that?

Speaker 6:
[98:22] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[98:23] Her books are like that.

Speaker 5:
[98:25] Have you ever read Erasure?

Speaker 6:
[98:27] I haven't.

Speaker 5:
[98:27] It's the book that the movie-

Speaker 6:
[98:31] Erasure? There's a movie named Erasure too.

Speaker 5:
[98:33] No, but it was a movie that came out recently.

Speaker 6:
[98:36] American Fiction.

Speaker 5:
[98:37] American Fiction is the book that that's based on. Within that, he writes the... Writes, like, you read the entire book that he wrote, and it's written like that, and it's, like, so upsetting.

Speaker 6:
[98:48] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[98:49] I'm sure.

Speaker 5:
[98:50] For, like, 15 pages, you're just like... Like, I just couldn't wait for it to end.

Speaker 6:
[98:53] Damn.

Speaker 5:
[98:54] I hate it when people type stupid on purpose.

Speaker 1:
[98:57] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[98:58] I know. I can't deal with it. It's tough.

Speaker 5:
[99:00] That being said, I do, like, halting... Like, halting punctuation. I think it's funny. Like, too many periods or something. I do think that is...

Speaker 6:
[99:09] I remember in text speaking to Rob Hayes. I was texting him one day, like, maybe a decade ago now. And he was like, you're the only person I know who puts periods at the end of all of his sentences.

Speaker 5:
[99:17] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[99:17] Like, even the last sentence in a text.

Speaker 4:
[99:19] I do it, too.

Speaker 7:
[99:20] I tried to.

Speaker 1:
[99:21] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[99:21] Yeah. But I guess some people don't put periods.

Speaker 4:
[99:23] Well, you put it as well as a little smile.

Speaker 7:
[99:24] Smiley face.

Speaker 1:
[99:25] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[99:25] It says smiley face.

Speaker 6:
[99:27] Do you leave, like, the dash dash dad at the end of every statement?

Speaker 7:
[99:31] My mom, bro, my mom used to have one that said Team Edward on it. So then I had a joke about this, she texted me, my grandpa had a stroke, and then underneath it said Team Edward. And I go, you gotta be changing that. That cannot, that cannot. It had a squiggle, Team Edward, squiggle.

Speaker 4:
[99:50] Thick and thin?

Speaker 1:
[99:51] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[99:51] Text it, man, text signature, I used to work with this guy when I did construction. His text signature was, fight till my heart's black and blue.

Speaker 1:
[100:00] Good God, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[100:01] Somebody would be like, hey, is Don the painter there? Fight till my heart's black and blue. All or nothing, dude. Hey, should I get some McDonald's on the way back from the hardware store?

Speaker 1:
[100:10] Fight till my heart's black and blue.

Speaker 5:
[100:11] And it was like, Casey, you gotta. Yeah. I know, I know you'll find.

Speaker 4:
[100:15] Well, if you stop taking those situations seriously, that's how you start to let it end.

Speaker 7:
[100:18] Where does it end?

Speaker 5:
[100:19] Also, what do you mean?

Speaker 1:
[100:20] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[100:21] What do you mean?

Speaker 7:
[100:22] It means he's gonna handle shit.

Speaker 5:
[100:24] No, that's not, this guy was not handling anything.

Speaker 7:
[100:28] Sounds like he's...

Speaker 5:
[100:29] He worked with me. Yeah. We called our boss Dirt McGirt. You called him Dirt McGirt? Yeah, he was. He wasn't Dirt McGirt.

Speaker 4:
[100:37] But going back to the original, I do miss when it was like, man, like, I don't even have the time to buy a watch. You know what I mean? It was like, there's more whimsy to it than what we thought.

Speaker 5:
[100:46] Yeah, it was like, it felt like it was based in being clever a lot more. Yeah, yeah. And that's, like, really fun. I think that's, like, an exc... There's, like, thought into it, where it seems like it feels now it's more based in being, like, kind of, like, understated. Like, the way people talk feels like it's, like, less. Like, they want to seem slower a little bit. Maybe there's...

Speaker 4:
[101:11] Well, we got less time than a sausage at a dog park.

Speaker 6:
[101:13] So we gotta keep going. I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to make the third pick. Can we make that a thing?

Speaker 5:
[101:20] Third pick, just let me warm up.

Speaker 6:
[101:22] Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 7:
[101:25] Kids don't warm up, I'll tell you that.

Speaker 6:
[101:28] Nobody warms up.

Speaker 7:
[101:29] Run a couple ladders real quick before we play.

Speaker 1:
[101:31] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[101:34] I've been, like, just stretching, just, like, in the morning and shit. I never used to do that.

Speaker 4:
[101:39] I stretch my hammies out every morning. Otherwise, my back kinda tightens up.

Speaker 5:
[101:43] I got a slant board.

Speaker 4:
[101:45] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[101:45] I gotta stretch more, but this year has really inspired me. A lot of it feels so amazing to just get up and, like, usually, my whole thing when I did mushrooms, I used to stretch for, like, the first 45 minutes of the mushroom trip.

Speaker 5:
[101:56] Oh, that's smart.

Speaker 6:
[101:57] But I need to, like, I wasn't on, it wasn't, like, intentional or anything. It was just, like, you could tell I was on mushrooms because I was stretching.

Speaker 7:
[102:03] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[102:04] Damn.

Speaker 7:
[102:06] Will's frying an egg on that guy.

Speaker 6:
[102:11] What does he see?

Speaker 7:
[102:11] He's doing a sumo squat. Well, he's out there doing the splits, but he thinks he's in the water.

Speaker 4:
[102:22] Yeah, just let me warm up. It's good.

Speaker 7:
[102:24] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[102:24] Sean?

Speaker 7:
[102:26] That's how they get you.

Speaker 6:
[102:27] Yeah, that's true too.

Speaker 7:
[102:30] It is how they get you.

Speaker 6:
[102:31] It is.

Speaker 7:
[102:32] A new roof is 20 grand. That's how they get you.

Speaker 6:
[102:34] That is how they get you.

Speaker 4:
[102:35] Is that how they get you? I feel like-

Speaker 7:
[102:37] I thought everything's more expensive than I thought.

Speaker 4:
[102:40] But that's how they get you would be a thing in the roof.

Speaker 7:
[102:44] Wedding venue insurance. That's how they get you.

Speaker 1:
[102:46] That's how they get you.

Speaker 4:
[102:47] That's how they get you.

Speaker 5:
[102:48] That's how they got me.

Speaker 1:
[102:49] You're finding it.

Speaker 4:
[102:49] You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5:
[102:50] That's how they got me.

Speaker 4:
[102:51] Flowers is how they get you?

Speaker 7:
[102:52] Yes. I got into it about venue insurance. And Laura had to put her hand on my shoulder. And I go, all right, all right, all right, all right. We'll get the insurance.

Speaker 5:
[103:00] Because they fucking know you're going to give it to them.

Speaker 4:
[103:03] Oh yeah.

Speaker 7:
[103:03] You have to, you have to.

Speaker 5:
[103:05] Because you try to come in with the energy of like, listen, if it was up to me, we'd be in the backyard. You're lucky I'm over here. But they know that she-

Speaker 4:
[103:14] They've seen everything before.

Speaker 5:
[103:15] They also know she's in it too.

Speaker 1:
[103:17] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[103:18] I'll tell you this, I didn't pay one dime for that wedding, and I was still, that's how they get you.

Speaker 6:
[103:22] But you know that like-

Speaker 5:
[103:24] Well, let me tell you this, you.

Speaker 6:
[103:25] You know when something's a rip-off.

Speaker 1:
[103:26] Yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[103:27] Because that's not my situation.

Speaker 6:
[103:29] Even not paying, though, you know things are a rip-off.

Speaker 1:
[103:31] Oh, I get it.

Speaker 6:
[103:32] Because that still gets me. I'm like, even if I don't pay for it, you're charging my father too much.

Speaker 7:
[103:37] Oh my God.

Speaker 6:
[103:38] And that upsets me.

Speaker 7:
[103:39] So I'm here the other night, I got put up at a hotel, one of those hotels on Hollywood and Highland, that you're like, who stays here? So I go in, room's paid for, and he goes, all right, $200 incidentals, 165 is coming back to you because of the convenience fee. And I go, what are you talking about? And then you can imagine where it goes.

Speaker 6:
[103:54] Yeah, of course.

Speaker 7:
[103:55] And I go, the room's covered. And he's like, well, this is a convenience fee.

Speaker 8:
[104:00] Can you just say it again?

Speaker 6:
[104:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't say that and expect me to understand.

Speaker 4:
[104:03] Did you end up paying it?

Speaker 7:
[104:05] I did.

Speaker 6:
[104:06] that.

Speaker 4:
[104:06] There's no getting out of it.

Speaker 6:
[104:07] That is how you get it. Hotels?

Speaker 4:
[104:10] Hotel everybody.

Speaker 7:
[104:11] It wasn't the 35 bucks. It was the principle and it was that I was getting got and there was nothing I could do about it.

Speaker 5:
[104:17] Hotels get you. Ever since the pandemic, hotels are...

Speaker 4:
[104:20] Oh, they'll get you up. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[104:21] Well, they lost that much money.

Speaker 4:
[104:24] Every which way, but loose.

Speaker 6:
[104:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

Speaker 7:
[104:27] This is an old show right here. I like what's happening.

Speaker 6:
[104:32] But see, then they go too far with it. That's how they get you because then they're like, paying taxes. That's how they get you.

Speaker 1:
[104:36] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[104:36] It's like, I think I have to do that.

Speaker 1:
[104:38] That's how we get schools.

Speaker 5:
[104:39] And the day gets very light.

Speaker 1:
[104:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[104:43] I'm packing up the car like, I like to see them come find me in the woods with my guns and my dog.

Speaker 6:
[104:47] That's how they get you.

Speaker 5:
[104:48] How do they get so many restaurants in this neighborhood?

Speaker 4:
[104:54] My third pick, I'm going to take That Dog Won't Hunt.

Speaker 5:
[104:57] Oh, man. That's a little guy.

Speaker 4:
[104:58] That dog won't hunt.

Speaker 5:
[105:00] That's a little guy for sure.

Speaker 7:
[105:01] It is such a good one.

Speaker 4:
[105:02] Southern. It's a little southern. It's really like... But it speaks to the south is everywhere that is 15 miles outside of a city.

Speaker 7:
[105:10] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[105:11] 100%.

Speaker 7:
[105:12] When you find that southern accent anywhere in the country.

Speaker 4:
[105:15] Like Oregon.

Speaker 5:
[105:16] Why guys are going to wear cowboy hats to weddings everywhere?

Speaker 4:
[105:19] Everywhere. Like outside of Beaverton, you know, even like the like people who went to my high school where that dog won't hunt, driving big trucks. Because they lived in, you know, they lived like out towards the country more.

Speaker 7:
[105:31] Yeah. You get out towards Forest Grove, you're in flat farmland.

Speaker 5:
[105:34] Also, the suburb turns into the country the older that you get. You're from a cool city, so it's maybe different.

Speaker 7:
[105:40] But like, we had a cornfield at the end of my street.

Speaker 5:
[105:42] It's like all these kids that you know in high school who had Sean John sweatsuits, now all of a sudden have never not been into country music.

Speaker 6:
[105:51] You have seen that only as an adult though, I'm from Chicago and then I went to an all black school, so nobody's in the country. But as an adult, I watched the phase of 22-year-old comedian talking about rap music leading to the country music, like the Post Malone route, the Jelly Roll route where it's like, what happened?

Speaker 5:
[106:13] It's really interesting too because you see it where you're like, as a kid, I didn't know that that was how it worked.

Speaker 6:
[106:19] I didn't either. I had no clue.

Speaker 7:
[106:21] For those of you who don't know.

Speaker 4:
[106:22] Maybe you didn't.

Speaker 7:
[106:23] We've talked about this. For those of you who don't know, look up Jelly Roll. Go look up what Jelly Roll was doing 20 years ago. 10 years ago.

Speaker 5:
[106:31] He had braids.

Speaker 7:
[106:31] It is. Yeah. It is crazy when you hear the raps.

Speaker 4:
[106:37] I think the first was like Kid Rock felt like the first generation of rap to country.

Speaker 5:
[106:41] Oh, yeah. I feel like Kid Rock was further away from rap even when he came out.

Speaker 7:
[106:45] He was at least metal rap.

Speaker 5:
[106:46] You know what I mean? Jelly Roll was a rap.

Speaker 7:
[106:49] I don't know though.

Speaker 6:
[106:51] Kid Rock in Detroit was like a hip hop DJ too. We knew that in the Midwest, I think more than a lot because he was like, Eminem and Kid Rock were the white dudes coming out of Detroit where you were like, they got hip hop in Detroit, they got Kid Rock and Eminem. You said Kid Rock first, which is crazy.

Speaker 7:
[107:09] Even says Kid Rock in that first album. Catch me at the Kid Rock concert or whatever.

Speaker 6:
[107:14] Because they were doing shit for real and they would come to Chicago sometimes too. You'd be like, Kid Rock is a dope rapper. Then Ball with the Ball came out, you're like, I don't know what this is, but it's like kind of rap, I guess.

Speaker 5:
[107:23] Yeah. It is just crazy to see that transition where you're like, okay.

Speaker 4:
[107:28] I like Ball with the Ball a lot. I have to be honest about it. When it came out, I was like, this rules.

Speaker 7:
[107:33] We talked about this.

Speaker 4:
[107:33] Speaking directly to me and my experiences.

Speaker 6:
[107:35] Yeah. My experience screams Ball with the Ball.

Speaker 7:
[107:40] I was a Ball with the Ball.

Speaker 6:
[107:43] When I used to Ball with the Ball with my paw.

Speaker 7:
[107:45] I've been trying to bang the dang diggy this whole high school career.

Speaker 6:
[107:50] Seeing new white people dance to that is funny. God. You can tell that whatever that was, I only saw clips. Insane.

Speaker 5:
[107:58] If the first time they had heard that song. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6:
[108:01] They don't know that song.

Speaker 5:
[108:01] You don't know the song either because they were old when that came out. Exactly.

Speaker 6:
[108:07] This song is, you hated it when it came out, I'm sure.

Speaker 5:
[108:10] I'm glad that you have to pretend you like Crid Rock's music forever. Me too. Besides picture, that's a good song.

Speaker 6:
[108:14] Because he said a few things that you liked, and now you're like, I guess I'm a fan. It's like, you're not still.

Speaker 5:
[108:22] Also that one about whiskey out the bottle, I like that one.

Speaker 7:
[108:24] I do too. I say it all the time. The cover of Sweet Home Alabama, Sweet Home Alabama beat. Oh, Werewolves of London. Yeah, Werewolves, yep.

Speaker 5:
[108:31] Cause I like really corny music I've found.

Speaker 6:
[108:35] Yeah, depends.

Speaker 5:
[108:37] Yeah, I mean, a lot of it, I'm like, if it's super corny, like it's clearly packaged for everybody, I'll consume some of that, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[108:47] I do now with a kid, I guess, who like has her own agency at this age.

Speaker 5:
[108:50] Right, because when I was concerned that my music made me interesting, I didn't feel that way.

Speaker 6:
[108:57] I mean, I still am kind of in that face sometimes.

Speaker 5:
[108:59] Oh, no. I was super like, no, I'm just like Lupe Fiesta.

Speaker 1:
[109:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

Speaker 6:
[109:07] I came back. I'm back to that.

Speaker 5:
[109:10] We're just similar guys, and that's why I love this music so much.

Speaker 6:
[109:15] I'm like that now, but with Boldy James. Okay, I get that. And Griselda, even though I have nothing in common.

Speaker 5:
[109:20] I'm not like Griselda in any way.

Speaker 4:
[109:23] I don't even want to go to Buffalo.

Speaker 6:
[109:24] I tell stories.

Speaker 1:
[109:25] I don't even want to go to Buffalo.

Speaker 6:
[109:28] I'll tell you a good story, and I like slow hip hop beats with samples.

Speaker 4:
[109:32] Joe Pera is as close as I'm getting to Buffalo now.

Speaker 6:
[109:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[109:36] And I like it when guys have interesting faces.

Speaker 4:
[109:38] Yeah, that is true. Yeah, yeah. My fourth pick. I'm gonna take Oh For Goodness Sake.

Speaker 5:
[109:44] Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[109:47] I say that sometimes still to Max.

Speaker 4:
[109:49] Well, you have some old-

Speaker 7:
[109:50] I do love it.

Speaker 5:
[109:51] You say old shit.

Speaker 7:
[109:52] I like hanging on to some of those, you know?

Speaker 5:
[109:53] And I don't mean cuz you're old, I mean because you just like, like when you say like cheese and rice.

Speaker 4:
[109:58] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[109:59] I don't think you like came from a time where you're like, cheese and rice.

Speaker 7:
[110:01] Yeah, you don't really want to make it a burrito.

Speaker 1:
[110:03] You put some cheese and rice on top of this.

Speaker 6:
[110:05] Is it trying not to curse?

Speaker 7:
[110:06] A lot of times around the kid, but I've also found it works in stand-up if you say shit like that, it's way better than swearing.

Speaker 4:
[110:12] Cheese and rice predates your fatherhood.

Speaker 6:
[110:14] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[110:14] You're saying that.

Speaker 6:
[110:14] Yeah, it does.

Speaker 7:
[110:15] It does. Yeah. I mean just Midwestern, Holy Buckets, all that stuff. For sure.

Speaker 5:
[110:19] It's Holy Buckets, Midwestern. I didn't know that.

Speaker 7:
[110:21] Holy Cow, Holy Buckets.

Speaker 6:
[110:22] Jiminy Crickets.

Speaker 7:
[110:23] I never got into Jiminy Crickets.

Speaker 6:
[110:25] I say Jiminy Cricket a lot. I want to say, what the fuck? Instead, my daughter hears Jiminy Cricket.

Speaker 7:
[110:31] Yeah. Jiminy Crickets, that guy cut me off. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[110:34] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[110:34] Oh, for goodness sake can be delivered lovingly, like, oh, for goodness sake. You can also get a guy who whips it out like, oh, for goodness sake, like that.

Speaker 7:
[110:42] I've seen you in the last few years, handful of years, that'll take the place of maybe choice phrases that would have been in there earlier, which is nice. You get cut off, you're like, oh, for goodness sake.

Speaker 4:
[110:53] Oh, god damn you to hell.

Speaker 6:
[110:56] God damn you to hell.

Speaker 5:
[110:57] Remember when people used to say, damn you?

Speaker 6:
[110:59] Yeah. Damn you.

Speaker 5:
[111:00] They'd say it on TV and stuff.

Speaker 4:
[111:01] Damn you.

Speaker 6:
[111:02] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[111:02] Damn you.

Speaker 6:
[111:03] Remember when that dude's, the preacher said, goddamn America? And then Obama was like under so much pressure. Yeah, they were like, Obama's got to get out of here.

Speaker 8:
[111:12] He's from Chicago. He's from Chicago, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[111:13] He was like, god damn America.

Speaker 4:
[111:15] And everybody was like, he's coming home to roost.

Speaker 1:
[111:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[111:17] And now it's like everybody says it.

Speaker 1:
[111:18] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[111:20] Sean, time for your fourth bet.

Speaker 7:
[111:22] I apologize. It's a little chauvinistic, but it's always, but don't get your panties in a bunch.

Speaker 1:
[111:26] Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[111:27] That is an old person one for sure.

Speaker 7:
[111:29] There's a guy version of it, isn't there?

Speaker 6:
[111:31] Don't get your boxes in a bunch.

Speaker 7:
[111:33] I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[111:33] Don't get your dick in a twist.

Speaker 7:
[111:36] Don't put your nuts in a vice.

Speaker 4:
[111:37] Nuts in a twist?

Speaker 7:
[111:38] I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 6:
[111:39] Nuts in a vice, I've heard.

Speaker 4:
[111:40] Don't stick your dick into your belly button.

Speaker 6:
[111:42] Why not? No. How else do I have the heart on in 7th grade, man?

Speaker 7:
[111:48] Six to midnight. That was one of the funniest things in Superbad where you're like, I get it. I don't think the young girls get it. If any young girl watched that movie.

Speaker 1:
[111:54] That was not four times.

Speaker 7:
[111:56] If a young girl watched that by mistake.

Speaker 6:
[111:59] I just went from six to midnight. That was, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[112:01] Yeah.

Speaker 7:
[112:01] Don't get your panties in a bunch. It's a funny one.

Speaker 4:
[112:03] That's David.

Speaker 5:
[112:04] Jesus H. Christ.

Speaker 4:
[112:05] Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 6:
[112:07] Did we ever figure out what H was?

Speaker 5:
[112:08] No, I don't think so. It just was like, you just don't. I don't hear people say even like Jesus, like younger, you know what I mean?

Speaker 6:
[112:16] They just haven't believed. They've grown up godless. That's why.

Speaker 4:
[112:19] And not enough stuff has happened to elicit that.

Speaker 1:
[112:22] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[112:23] Not enough stuff? It's happened to young people.

Speaker 4:
[112:27] Young people have been going through tough stuff, but something that would elicit a Jesus H. Christ is like you leased the wrong car.

Speaker 6:
[112:34] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4:
[112:35] And somebody backed into it, and you're like, Jesus H. Christ. A young person doesn't know that exact frustration.

Speaker 6:
[112:41] That's true.

Speaker 7:
[112:41] Even not being religious, the underlying tone of that and what that could mean if I were religious, always used to freak me out. Like I never really said Jesus Christ because I'm like, he is watching.

Speaker 5:
[112:52] Like the gravity of it.

Speaker 7:
[112:53] Yeah, he is. Cause I'm like, if I say fuck you, it's different. Cause you know, who doesn't care.

Speaker 4:
[112:58] I think to say Jesus H. Christ, you have to have lived through at least 15 flight cancellation.

Speaker 6:
[113:03] Yeah, Jesus H.

Speaker 4:
[113:04] Christ.

Speaker 6:
[113:06] Delays.

Speaker 7:
[113:07] It is kind of a throw away too like that. Like Jesus H. Christ. Yeah, as you're walking away.

Speaker 4:
[113:12] Jesus H. Christ.

Speaker 1:
[113:13] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[113:14] Where you can't say these incompetent, stupid fucks of your life.

Speaker 1:
[113:17] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[113:17] Instead you say Jesus H. Christ.

Speaker 4:
[113:20] It would be impossible for me to yell at the kind of person who's responsible for this.

Speaker 6:
[113:24] Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4:
[113:24] With so many poor people in between me and them.

Speaker 6:
[113:28] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[113:28] Not poor like...

Speaker 6:
[113:29] This guy doesn't deserve it, but yeah.

Speaker 4:
[113:30] Yeah. Like this guy deserves it. His boss probably doesn't even deserve it.

Speaker 6:
[113:33] Probably not even him.

Speaker 4:
[113:34] I can't get ahold of the guy whose fault this is.

Speaker 6:
[113:36] The guy who's on a fucking golf course right now needs this.

Speaker 7:
[113:38] I know, and I know we're in a hurry, but in Netflix, did you ever have anyone call in and say, let me get the CEO on the phone? Where people would be like, I want to talk to the boss's boss's boss's boss.

Speaker 4:
[113:47] I can't... That, yes. I don't think I knew it was like, let me get Reed Hastings or whatever, but yeah.

Speaker 6:
[113:51] Give me Sarandos right now.

Speaker 7:
[113:53] But you're like, it just can't happen. You got to talk to me. I have a boss, yes, but that's as far as you're getting. Right. They're going to say, well, I'll write a formal complaint to my boss.

Speaker 4:
[113:59] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[114:00] Yeah. There's really never a good person to complain about.

Speaker 4:
[114:03] Yeah. Then they're never going to read it.

Speaker 5:
[114:04] No, it's set up like that.

Speaker 6:
[114:05] Yeah, it is. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[114:06] They don't want it to.

Speaker 4:
[114:07] Will, time for your fourth and then your final.

Speaker 6:
[114:08] Okay, my fourth and final. All right. I want to do Watch Out There Now. Oh, yeah. That is a J. Anthony Brown. He was on the Tom Jordan morning show. He used to have a segment called Watch Out There Now, I think. Watch Out There Now. And it was his whole like stand up, when I would watch the stand up on comedy jam when I was a kid. Watch Out There Now was his whole thing. It is like, it's such a good phrase. And now that I'm older, it's like, you'll see a playground full of kids and like, maybe a bike is like coming in the lane. Watch Out There Now, you're like, a dog, for real. It's like such a phrase I use.

Speaker 4:
[114:39] Some of these kids at these playgrounds, are fucking running amuck.

Speaker 7:
[114:44] They're Mack trucks running around.

Speaker 4:
[114:46] Where are the parents?

Speaker 6:
[114:48] That's me.

Speaker 7:
[114:48] On their phone. See, now I'm gonna sound old as hell. They are on their phone.

Speaker 6:
[114:52] Man, it's true, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[114:53] I will go look it. I will go look at what they're looking at.

Speaker 8:
[114:56] I'll sneak around behind you. That's old as fuck, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[115:01] I will.

Speaker 7:
[115:02] I've gotten so close to being like, what's on Facebook right now? You know, where I'll see what they're looking at. I'm like, you're not answering an email. Bro, get me going.

Speaker 6:
[115:09] And trust me, I get the downtime you need.

Speaker 4:
[115:11] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[115:11] Get your downtime, sure.

Speaker 7:
[115:13] For days, yes.

Speaker 6:
[115:14] If you need my child.

Speaker 4:
[115:16] You know if your kid is a menace.

Speaker 1:
[115:17] Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 6:
[115:18] Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 5:
[115:19] That makes sense. I never thought about that, but of course you would know.

Speaker 6:
[115:21] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[115:22] And I know that you don't want your kid to be doing this stuff. I get it. Like no parent wants, well with the exception of a few, no parent wants their kid to be raising hell, but if you know they're doing that, keep a little eye on them. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[115:33] You know he's poking somebody.

Speaker 4:
[115:34] I'm sorry.

Speaker 6:
[115:35] That's your kid, your kid's the poker.

Speaker 4:
[115:37] Your kid's the poker.

Speaker 6:
[115:37] Your kid's the poker, go watch what he's doing for a second.

Speaker 4:
[115:40] Because I don't want to have to step in. I don't really know how to appropriately handle that situation.

Speaker 7:
[115:43] The kids get in the way of the swings, holy cow.

Speaker 4:
[115:45] Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 7:
[115:46] That's what blows me away when I'm like, they would have got smoked like a pack of coals if they got hit by a 60 pound kid coming down the swings. Anyway, or an adult, I swing.

Speaker 6:
[115:54] They around. Sometimes they fuck around and get my wife, too. They're not watching the kid and saying, hey, buddy, you want me. You want to be talking to me. You get to with my kid, you want me. You got my wife, that's over for you.

Speaker 7:
[116:10] I'll be in the car at this point.

Speaker 6:
[116:12] We got to leave probably.

Speaker 7:
[116:15] That's these dads on his way over. Trust me when I say.

Speaker 6:
[116:19] He's like me kind of too. Yeah, we're like the chill dads, you know? That's why we get along, honestly.

Speaker 4:
[116:27] And Will, your final pick.

Speaker 6:
[116:28] My final pick is, now this is very specific to me, but my dad used to always say, you my nigga if you don't get no bigger, if you do, you'll be my bigger nigga. I think it's from an old song. I think it's from an old song, but it's like maybe like a Sly and the Family Stone intro. I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[116:46] Sean scratches out another one.

Speaker 7:
[116:49] I'm thinking about how the recap is going to go.

Speaker 8:
[116:54] It's why I made it my last pick.

Speaker 6:
[116:56] I was like, if you need somebody else to step in and say the recap, me or David, David right here.

Speaker 4:
[117:04] David, your final pick.

Speaker 5:
[117:05] Fine is May Wine. Nobody ever talks about how, there's no good ways to say somebody's beautiful anymore.

Speaker 4:
[117:14] I know it's tough.

Speaker 7:
[117:15] You're right, because it feels like you're crossing a line.

Speaker 5:
[117:17] I don't even mean that. I just mean, it just doesn't feel like there's anything like that in the-

Speaker 4:
[117:22] You don't feel like calling someone gorge?

Speaker 5:
[117:25] Gorge. That's what I mean.

Speaker 4:
[117:26] Fuck that.

Speaker 5:
[117:26] Yeah, I'm not saying gorge. Not even the whole word.

Speaker 4:
[117:29] Gorge.

Speaker 5:
[117:29] Gorge. I want you to describe a thing that's fine.

Speaker 4:
[117:32] I know.

Speaker 1:
[117:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Speaker 6:
[117:35] And then you don't want to go to the other side where you just go, damn, bitch.

Speaker 1:
[117:37] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[117:38] And that's why May Wine is good.

Speaker 1:
[117:40] Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[117:44] That was actually my last one, was there.

Speaker 7:
[117:47] It used to work. My dad used to say this too, I'll dot your eyes and cross your T's.

Speaker 4:
[117:52] You say that.

Speaker 7:
[117:53] I do say that.

Speaker 5:
[117:53] That sounds like serious.

Speaker 7:
[117:55] That's a funny one, I'll dot your eyes and cross your T's. I do, if I was in the right mad situation, I could see myself saying that, followed by getting laughed at, I'm sure.

Speaker 4:
[118:04] Who was shaking up your teeth with broken fingers, my friend?

Speaker 7:
[118:07] Oh, that's good. That is, he never said that to me, thank God.

Speaker 4:
[118:09] No.

Speaker 6:
[118:10] I also think cursing is okay with kids, right? Because my dad used to say that even when I was like six. And so, I think it's like, because my daughter says I have a potty mouth now, and I'm like, you don't know what the you're talking about. I probably do have a potty mouth, but my thing is like, you can say it at home, just don't, because she listens to Lola Young, she has that song Messy, and I'm too fucking clean and all that shit, and I hate the fucking lot, and she's always saying the song. And it's like, obviously you can't say fucking, but I laugh so much that she's like, it's reinforcing that it's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's two comedians' kids, so it's like, she's gonna go for the laugh.

Speaker 4:
[118:48] I know, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[118:48] So she says it all the time, and it's hilarious, but I'm like, look, grandmas, any outside world, don't say these words around them. I don't wanna get talked to.

Speaker 7:
[118:57] Yeah, because that's coming right back to me.

Speaker 6:
[118:58] Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[118:59] Character counts, you know what I mean? Not like blank word choice and everything, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[119:03] And I'm like, my dad cursed so much, I knew when to curse still.

Speaker 5:
[119:06] Right.

Speaker 6:
[119:07] Around friends at school is when I curse.

Speaker 5:
[119:08] And it's like, you gotta let kids be like, kids are smart enough to know, they all know.

Speaker 6:
[119:12] They all know, they all know.

Speaker 5:
[119:13] If they're doing it at a bad time, it's because they were pushing the boundaries.

Speaker 1:
[119:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you knew.

Speaker 5:
[119:18] You knew.

Speaker 7:
[119:18] You knew.

Speaker 4:
[119:21] My final pick is going to be, this is just sort of, you can throw this on to any sentence where you're talking to a younger person and it's Buster Brown.

Speaker 1:
[119:29] Oh yeah.

Speaker 5:
[119:30] That is old.

Speaker 4:
[119:31] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7:
[119:32] Off my lawn, Buster Brown.

Speaker 6:
[119:33] You watch your mouth, Buster Brown.

Speaker 5:
[119:35] It was a cartoon. It was a, it was a, it was a, it was a, Have we talked about this before? It was a newspaper comic.

Speaker 4:
[119:39] Oh, okay. Who car mouth says Buster Brown?

Speaker 5:
[119:41] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[119:41] Yeah. Buster Brown.

Speaker 7:
[119:42] Oh, God. That's adorable.

Speaker 4:
[119:44] Says it to Arthur a lot.

Speaker 7:
[119:45] What are you doing, Buster Brown? That's good.

Speaker 4:
[119:47] That's pretty cute. That was cute. That was cute. Isaac, do you have one?

Speaker 8:
[119:50] Well, with the economy.

Speaker 1:
[119:52] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[119:53] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8:
[119:54] I feel like older people really love to think and talk about the economy.

Speaker 4:
[119:58] I mean, it's fair.

Speaker 8:
[119:59] I've started to.

Speaker 1:
[119:59] With the economy. I mean, with the economy the way it is.

Speaker 2:
[120:01] What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3:
[120:02] I mean, but the APR isn't where we'd like it to be.

Speaker 1:
[120:05] What with the vastness of the universe?

Speaker 2:
[120:05] The rising tariffs and the interest rates. I mean, come on. We can get Donnie Boom Boom to focus and lower the APR.

Speaker 1:
[120:10] That'd be nice. God's sake.

Speaker 2:
[120:11] Do you think Buster Brown led to Mark Buster?

Speaker 1:
[120:14] Who's Mark Buster?

Speaker 2:
[120:15] Like when LA people used to be like, Oh, Markass Buster? Markass Buster. I don't know where.

Speaker 3:
[120:20] Because LA people talk crazy compared to people other, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2:
[120:24] Normal people? Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[120:26] Yeah. LA slang.

Speaker 2:
[120:27] JK.

Speaker 1:
[120:28] LA specific slang.

Speaker 2:
[120:29] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[120:29] Isaac, how do you explain it? You're from here.

Speaker 1:
[120:32] We're better than you.

Speaker 2:
[120:33] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[120:33] Okay, cool.

Speaker 2:
[120:34] Mark Buster is probably old as fuck to you.

Speaker 1:
[120:37] Yeah, do you?

Speaker 3:
[120:38] I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2:
[120:39] Yeah, he didn't grow up with Mark Buster.

Speaker 1:
[120:41] I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2:
[120:41] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[120:42] You think it's a guy.

Speaker 1:
[120:43] You know Buster's Barbecue? Buster?

Speaker 2:
[120:45] Oh, Buster's Barbecue, the last point.

Speaker 1:
[120:46] Buster's Barbecue. Will, you went first. You took, you know what I'm saying? Jack, Colder Than Witch's Titty in a Brass Bra. Watch out there now, in the fifth one. David, you went, you went second, you took, I'm trying to get like you. Ben Moe me, I want to get the points. Just let me warm up. Jesus says, Christ, and fine as may wine. Sean, you took, nowadays, I'm just gonna do a voice to text. That's how they get you. Don't get your peonies in a bunch, and I'll dot your I's and cross your T's. I went last, and I took, weather's coming. Oh, you needed it. That dog won't hunt. Oh, for goodness sake. And Buster Brown. Oh, he's good. We have some ones on the board. Eyes on the road. Oh, man.

Speaker 2:
[121:30] Oh, yeah. That's like slow down any of those.

Speaker 1:
[121:32] Hey, good looking. What you got cooking?

Speaker 3:
[121:35] I didn't bring you in this world, but I'll take you out.

Speaker 1:
[121:36] That's a good one.

Speaker 2:
[121:37] Do I look like Boo Boo the Fool?

Speaker 4:
[121:38] Yeah. Who is Boo Boo the Fool?

Speaker 2:
[121:40] Who is Boo Boo the Fool? I don't know. Is he a clown?

Speaker 1:
[121:42] Not part of my culture, but I have wondered from afar.

Speaker 2:
[121:46] Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[121:47] Who is this Boo Boo the Fool?

Speaker 2:
[121:48] Do they have a Boo Boo the Fool show they all watch?

Speaker 1:
[121:51] I kind of thought that it was.

Speaker 2:
[121:53] I know. We kept it a secret for you.

Speaker 1:
[121:55] It was just on WGN.

Speaker 2:
[121:56] Yeah, right. Yeah. It comes on after Bozo. You got to watch Boo Boo Boo the Fool.

Speaker 3:
[122:03] Was Bozo in Chicago too?

Speaker 2:
[122:05] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[122:05] Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1:
[122:06] Bozo? I didn't know that.

Speaker 2:
[122:07] I didn't realize everyone got WGN until I went to college.

Speaker 1:
[122:09] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[122:10] I was thinking about large. I didn't know. I mean, obviously, we've gone too long, but like...

Speaker 1:
[122:14] No.

Speaker 2:
[122:16] As a Black American, the first time you hear like an African, you're like, is he joking around? You're like, I've only seen Black Americans speak, and they sound like... And then you're like, what is like... It's usually someone's dad, and you're like, yo, is your dad like being funny?

Speaker 3:
[122:31] Like, what is this? That's so funny.

Speaker 2:
[122:33] They make Black immigrants? Like, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3:
[122:36] That's so funny. Because I've never not known Africans.

Speaker 2:
[122:39] Right, I know.

Speaker 3:
[122:40] Even as... We used to have African parties at our house.

Speaker 2:
[122:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[122:44] Careful.

Speaker 2:
[122:45] I forget when the age I remember, because, like, I do... My dad's friend named Kofi was like... No, you chime in. I am.

Speaker 1:
[122:54] I got listening ears on.

Speaker 2:
[122:58] But Kofi had that accent, and you're like, oh, yeah, Kofi's like... He's like, oh, he's Nigerian. It's like, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I get that now, but, like, without explanation, this is nuts.

Speaker 3:
[123:08] It is crazy, because as a kid especially, there were a lot of kids, black kids, where they didn't know any Africans.

Speaker 2:
[123:15] Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[123:16] Like, at all. Like, at all. But then I think about how insular the Africans were.

Speaker 2:
[123:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[123:23] Where it was like, like, when I...

Speaker 2:
[123:24] It's getting better, but it was like, we were not mixed together.

Speaker 3:
[123:27] Especially when I was, like, really young. It was like, my mom was in a Sierra Leone association, so it was like, parties together, like, people go on vacations together and shit. And then I think about, like, my sisters don't have American friends like that. Right, really?

Speaker 1:
[123:40] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[123:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, my one sister, she just knows all the African people in Sacramento and San Jose. That's like, you know what I mean? Like, they don't really.

Speaker 2:
[123:50] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[123:50] So, it's like, it is very separate still. I think in bigger cities, like in New York.

Speaker 2:
[123:57] Yeah, New York is-

Speaker 3:
[123:57] In New York, you'll meet a lot of Africans who are, like, super integrated, DC, but even there. But, like, yeah, it's not, it's very separate.

Speaker 1:
[124:05] I've long admired Nelson Mandela.

Speaker 2:
[124:08] Great, great thing to say.

Speaker 1:
[124:10] Ian and I are next year both about to break. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[124:14] I do not think he died in prison.

Speaker 5:
[124:15] I was my next door.

Speaker 1:
[124:17] I was using this muscle I used to- To me, the Mandela effect is affecting positive change into a seemingly hopeless situation. In a tranquil environment, yeah. I hope to one day visit Robin Island and show proper respect. My proper is, if you will.

Speaker 2:
[124:33] But comedy-wise, I feel like the comedy that had African voices, I couldn't watch early ages. So it is like, it is alarming.

Speaker 1:
[124:40] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[124:40] That is true. That's really funny.

Speaker 1:
[124:43] We want to hear your thoughts on the African DS4 experience.

Speaker 3:
[124:45] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[124:51] The ones tuning in because they saw the thumbnail.

Speaker 1:
[124:58] Shout out to everyone on the AFE Patreon, where you can get bonus episodes, mail bags, this or that, auction drafts, all sorts of live episodes, all sorts of extra stuff on there. If you enjoy this, you're going to love that. Shout out to our wonderful producer, Isaac Lee on the Ones and Two. Yeah. Shout out to the AFE subreddit. Shout out to St. Sue Karmel. Shout out to Franky Osher. Shout out to Sid the Dude. Shout out to Haji Meets. They're more important than all of that. Tune in again next week to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything. That was a Headgum Podcast.

Speaker 4:
[125:35] Hi, I am Mandy Moore.

Speaker 5:
[125:36] Sterling K. Brown. And I'm Chris Sullivan.

Speaker 2:
[125:39] And we host the podcast That Was Us now on Headgum.

Speaker 4:
[125:42] Each episode, we're gonna go into a deep dive from our show This Is Us. We're gonna go episode by episode. We're also gonna pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors.

Speaker 2:
[125:55] Are we gonna cry? Yes.

Speaker 5:
[125:57] Little bit.

Speaker 4:
[125:58] Are we gonna laugh?

Speaker 2:
[125:58] Often.

Speaker 5:
[125:58] A lot.

Speaker 1:
[125:59] A whole lot.

Speaker 5:
[126:00] That's what I'm hoping, man. Listen to That Was Us on your favorite podcast app or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify. New episodes every Tuesday.