transcript

Speaker 1:
[00:01] Hi guys, it's Daisy. Nothing major to announce this week. It's absolutely freezing to my extreme chagrin, so I'm just going to stay curled up under this blanket and work on podcasts if that's okay with you. That's fine, right? Thanks. Anyway, if you like our show and just can't wait for more SCP content, why not check us out on Patreon? You'll get early and ad-free access, as well as exclusive bonus episodes every month. Not only that, but starting soon, we'll be doing two bonus episodes per month. There's already 45 exclusive episodes available only to our patrons over there, with more, again, every single month. So if you want to check it out, find us at patreon.com/scpunderscorepod. That's all for now. Enjoy the episode.

Speaker 2:
[00:46] This week's episode is brought to you by Well Go USA's new creature feature horror, The Yeti, only in AMC theaters April 4th and 8th and on digital April 10th. When an oil tycoon and a famous adventurer disappear into the frozen wilderness of northern Alaska, a hand-picked rescue team ventures in to bring them home. But they're not alone. They've crossed into the Yeti's territory and the brutal elements are the least of their worries. Packed with blood-splattered suspense, a towering beast and gruesome practical effects, The Yeti is a throwback to the glory days of monster movies. Starring Brittany Allen, Eric Nelson, Jim Cummings, William Sadler and Corbin Bernstein, don't miss it. The Yeti, only in AMC Theaters April 4th and 8th and on digital April 10th.

Speaker 3:
[01:34] Look at him, eating whatever he wants, never gaining a pound. While I'm stuck with the boring special and can't lose an ounce.

Speaker 4:
[01:40] How's your lunch, man?

Speaker 3:
[01:41] Amazing. Yours?

Speaker 5:
[01:43] So good. Oh, I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 1:
[01:46] Cool, buddy. Weight loss isn't fair, but Mochi Health is. The affordable GLP-1 source that can fix your frustration with food.

Speaker 6:
[01:54] So, same time next week?

Speaker 1:
[01:55] No!

Speaker 7:
[01:56] Definitely. And your friends.

Speaker 1:
[01:58] Learn more at joinmochi.com. Mochi members have access to licensed physicians and nutritionists. Results may vary.

Speaker 8:
[02:45] Dr. Hope, I mean Stephanie. I got it, I got the plan back. You did? How? It was crazy. We were running around and had to steal it. And I've never done anything so exciting.

Speaker 7:
[02:58] Let me see. It's just as I thought. You have decidedly exceeded my expectations, Janice.

Speaker 9:
[03:11] I have?

Speaker 7:
[03:12] Oh, Janice, with this plant, I'm... We're going to blow those upper level bozos out of the water. It will be glorious.

Speaker 9:
[03:21] Really?

Speaker 7:
[03:22] Oh, my dear, this is going to go down in the Foundation record books, no doubt.

Speaker 8:
[03:28] Wow. So, what's next?

Speaker 7:
[03:31] Retrieval was just the first step, which you carried out beautifully. Now, give me a few days to do what I do so well. For now, would you be a good girl and fetch D-12604? I've got a fascinating concept for today's experiment.

Speaker 9:
[03:53] Okay. I'm so excited.

Speaker 7:
[03:55] As am I. Very bad.

Speaker 9:
[03:58] I will.

Speaker 10:
[04:04] D-12604, you should sit down.

Speaker 7:
[04:08] Mom?

Speaker 10:
[04:08] Oh, brother.

Speaker 3:
[04:09] Just stay out of trouble, okay?

Speaker 4:
[04:13] Okay, mom.

Speaker 9:
[04:16] Right, D-12604.

Speaker 8:
[04:19] I did it! I did it!

Speaker 9:
[04:22] Steph, Dr. Holmwood, gave me a special retrieval assignment, and I did it!

Speaker 8:
[04:27] I got the plant!

Speaker 2:
[04:28] Awesome!

Speaker 8:
[04:29] I know, right? I can't believe it.

Speaker 9:
[04:32] Anyway, she sent me to get you for another experiment, so come on!

Speaker 2:
[04:35] Experiment?

Speaker 8:
[04:36] Uh, yeah?

Speaker 9:
[04:38] You know, the ones we've been doing, like, every day? Um, hello? Earth to Rod- Earth to D-12604.

Speaker 8:
[04:50] Hi!

Speaker 9:
[04:51] Um, hi? Uh, are you okay? You're being weird.

Speaker 11:
[05:02] I'm great!

Speaker 4:
[05:03] How are you?

Speaker 9:
[05:05] Okay. Um, this way, Rodney.

Speaker 4:
[05:08] You said my name! Say it again. You take such big steps.

Speaker 9:
[05:18] Well, I don't know if I'd call them big, but...

Speaker 4:
[05:20] And you have such nice, wet skin.

Speaker 9:
[05:23] Oh, gosh.

Speaker 8:
[05:24] Am I sweating?

Speaker 12:
[05:26] And such a tangy, sour scent.

Speaker 8:
[05:29] Oh, God.

Speaker 9:
[05:30] Um, I'll put some deodorant on. I'm sorry.

Speaker 13:
[05:32] And I love watching you eat.

Speaker 9:
[05:35] Uh, okay, Rodney, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.

Speaker 11:
[05:38] You gotta be ready, kid.

Speaker 9:
[05:41] Oh, God. Hee hee hee.

Speaker 1:
[05:54] Rough day.

Speaker 8:
[05:55] Um, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:58] Yeah, tell me about it. No rest for a scientist, am I right? Am I right? I'm right.

Speaker 8:
[06:02] So true.

Speaker 1:
[06:04] Well, you know what they say. Science is magic that works.

Speaker 8:
[06:09] Yeah, yeah, I know it totally.

Speaker 10:
[06:12] We have fun. Take it easy, all right?

Speaker 8:
[06:15] Yep, you too.

Speaker 3:
[06:25] This is Theodore.

Speaker 8:
[06:26] Teddy!

Speaker 9:
[06:27] Oh gosh, SOS, SOS, SOS, SOS, right now, I'm freaking out!

Speaker 11:
[06:31] Oh dear, well, deep breaths, Janice.

Speaker 12:
[06:33] The rescue team is here, that's it.

Speaker 5:
[06:35] In, out, in.

Speaker 8:
[06:40] Oh gosh, I just don't know what to do, Teddy.

Speaker 12:
[06:42] What's happened? Did your expedition fail? What? Ah, yes, I see. Oh, there's no need to fret, Janice, my dear. Not every expedition reaches its destination. It's all a part of the process.

Speaker 8:
[06:59] Oh, no, actually, Teddy, it's-

Speaker 12:
[07:02] It reminds me of the time I set out to discover a new species of cocoa bean. After meticulously pouring over the maps and journals of previous explorers, I set out deep into the heart of the great Peruvian jungles.

Speaker 8:
[07:18] That's nice, Teddy, but this actually is more of a meme.

Speaker 12:
[07:21] Nuts went by, but no dice. My assistants begged me, Theodore, they said, cease this foolish search for the fabled cocoa bean.

Speaker 8:
[07:32] Teddy.

Speaker 12:
[07:32] But I, I said, no, I will find this cocoa bean if it kills me. And so, for seven long months, I trudged through the cacao trees, searching for- Teddy! Uh, yes?

Speaker 8:
[07:52] Uh, uh, um, actually, the expedition went off without a hitch.

Speaker 12:
[07:59] Oh, oh, that's marvelous, Janice, absolutely marvelous. Uh, then what seems to be the issue?

Speaker 8:
[08:07] Well, it's, um, what's that?

Speaker 10:
[08:17] Rodney.

Speaker 12:
[08:18] Rodney. The strange fellow who cannot cook to save his life?

Speaker 8:
[08:26] Yeah, except not being able to cook kind of did save his life, I think.

Speaker 10:
[08:30] Hmm.

Speaker 12:
[08:31] Yes, you've spoken of him. What is it with this Rodney, then?

Speaker 8:
[08:38] He's been acting weird, and, uh...

Speaker 6:
[08:43] I think he...

Speaker 10:
[08:47] likes...

Speaker 8:
[08:48] me.

Speaker 5:
[08:49] Well, of course he does!

Speaker 12:
[08:51] What's not to like, my dear? You should be coveted.

Speaker 5:
[08:55] Coveted, I say!

Speaker 8:
[08:57] Well, thank you, Teddy, but it's just... We were just starting to possibly become friends? I thought...

Speaker 12:
[09:06] Ah, yes. It can be difficult to remain friends when one person pines for the other.

Speaker 8:
[09:12] Right.

Speaker 12:
[09:13] It reminds me of the time when Queen Elizabeth II, God rest her soul, was fielding myriad tutors. Yet, she had expressed interest in me!

Speaker 8:
[09:24] Queen Elizabeth?

Speaker 12:
[09:24] I said, Lizzie, please, at a time like this, me traveling the world, you ruling one, we are destined for heartbreak! That's not the point of the story, Janice. Neither Lizzie nor I could bring ourselves to sacrifice our individual ambitions for love.

Speaker 8:
[10:02] Exactly!

Speaker 12:
[10:03] Your career prospects should not be tempered for simple matters of the heart?

Speaker 5:
[10:08] Yes!

Speaker 12:
[10:09] Whether this strange fellow who cannot cook likes you or not, whether the inimitable Dr. Hotwood likes you or not, is of no consequence, Janice. Excuse my language, darling, but you must seize opportunity by the stones.

Speaker 8:
[10:30] You're right! I can still be friends with Rodney, pine for Dr. Hotwood, and get that promotion!

Speaker 5:
[10:38] Now get up there and kick some ass, Janice!

Speaker 8:
[10:42] Okay! You can do this, Janice! Here I come! I'm sorry! Yikes! Um...

Speaker 9:
[10:57] D-D-D class down!

Speaker 8:
[10:59] D class down!

Speaker 1:
[11:00] Wow!

Speaker 13:
[11:01] Your capacity for violence is incredible.

Speaker 8:
[11:05] Um... Now let's go.

Speaker 1:
[11:13] Hi guys, Daisy here with your ad break.

Speaker 13:
[11:17] Resolutions come and go. But real, lasting growth takes time and discipline. That's why I appreciate that NutriFull isn't selling some 30-day miracle. They're here to help men unlock more good hair days from the inside out, one day at a time. NutriFull is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand, trusted by over one and a half million people. You see, NutriFull targets the key root causes of thinning in men, like stress and hormonal changes, because it's not just about genetics. And NutriFull men's supplements are peer-reviewed, 100% drug-free, NSF-content-certified, and clinically proven to improve hair growth, all without impacting sexual performance. So skip the shortcuts and see thicker and stronger hair in three to six months with NutriFull. For a limited time, NutriFull is offering our listeners $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping when you go to nutriful.com and enter promo code SCP. So find out why NutriFull is the best-selling hair growth supplement brand at nutriful.com. That's spelled nutrafol.com promo code SCP. Once more, that's nutriful.com and use promo code SCP.

Speaker 1:
[12:45] All right, back to the show.

Speaker 12:
[12:50] Oh, that was epic.

Speaker 4:
[12:52] So epic.

Speaker 2:
[13:05] So, these two records and information specialist employees, largely relegated to the basement, infiltrated a sensitive testing area, tampered with foundation equipment without prior clearance, essentially killed someone, and returned to their workspace without further question?

Speaker 14:
[13:25] More or less, their behavior did catch the eye of site management.

Speaker 2:
[13:30] I... unfortunately see. And this plaque?

Speaker 14:
[13:36] SCP-254. I've got the tape right here.

Speaker 6:
[13:41] SCP-254 is a small rectangular wooden plaque with an empty brass picture holder, as well as the words Employee of the Month in gold letters.

Speaker 11:
[13:52] Wow.

Speaker 6:
[13:52] What I wouldn't give to be Employee of the Month. And you're certainly not alone in that. SCP-254 is reserved for rewarding departments within the Foundation who have worked hard and could use some extra help.

Speaker 11:
[14:06] Help? How?

Speaker 6:
[14:08] When SCP-254 is hung on a wall in a work area, SCP-254-1 will arrive soon afterward. SCP-254-1 is a helpful humanoid of varying age, race, size and gender that will resemble a model employee.

Speaker 11:
[14:26] No way!

Speaker 6:
[14:29] Once SCP-254-1 has picked a visage, a photograph of that visage is displayed within the plaque. Regardless of appearance, SCP-254-1 will remain cheerful and ready to work, performing menial tasks quickly and efficiently.

Speaker 12:
[14:46] Wow, a being made just to help me.

Speaker 11:
[14:50] Maybe I could finally get my room clean?

Speaker 6:
[14:53] Wouldn't that be nice? But be warned, the Foundation recommends cycling SCP-254 through different departments once every 26 days, as at the end of that time period, SCP-254-1 can often become disgruntled, unhelpful, and unwilling to work.

Speaker 4:
[15:13] I guess I would too if my only existence was to serve others.

Speaker 6:
[15:17] So just remember, treat all employees with respect, especially SCP-254-1. Enjoy responsibly.

Speaker 14:
[15:28] So that's SCP-254, and at this point, Burt and Kurt have it. And they're the only ones in their department?

Speaker 5:
[15:41] My god. We got the plaque!

Speaker 11:
[15:44] We got the plaque!

Speaker 3:
[15:47] Burt, Kurt.

Speaker 11:
[15:48] Hey, Dr. Man!

Speaker 7:
[15:51] Manny!

Speaker 3:
[15:52] It's Dr. Manfred.

Speaker 7:
[15:54] Okay, Fred.

Speaker 11:
[15:55] No problemo, Freddy.

Speaker 3:
[15:58] I just got word from the second floor. I hope you're happy.

Speaker 11:
[16:02] We are. Thanks, man.

Speaker 12:
[16:04] So happy.

Speaker 3:
[16:06] What? No, I mean... I mean it in the I don't actually hope you're happy kind of way.

Speaker 1:
[16:11] Ouch, Fred.

Speaker 3:
[16:12] Yeah. Look, whether you're happy or not, your little heist was not only highly unethical, it set back months of research.

Speaker 14:
[16:21] But... but...

Speaker 3:
[16:22] However, today was the last day my department was allotted the plaque. So you can keep it if you take these.

Speaker 11:
[16:31] Whoa, you guys get mints too?

Speaker 14:
[16:33] Score!

Speaker 3:
[16:34] Mints?

Speaker 11:
[16:35] Help! Help! Hey, Dr. Mann!

Speaker 3:
[16:41] Oh, brother. Goodbye, Burt. Goodbye, Kurt. I hope I never have to see you again.

Speaker 11:
[16:49] Huh.

Speaker 4:
[16:50] Wonder what had him in a hurry.

Speaker 11:
[16:51] Who? Huh?

Speaker 12:
[16:54] I don't know. Sam.

Speaker 14:
[16:58] Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom.

Speaker 11:
[17:00] Oh, me too. Whoa. Let's go together. Oh, hey, Fren.

Speaker 1:
[17:13] Hi, Fren.

Speaker 6:
[17:14] Boys. I guess that depends on what you consider a friend.

Speaker 11:
[17:27] Uh, did you say something, Fren?

Speaker 1:
[17:29] Huh?

Speaker 6:
[17:30] No.

Speaker 14:
[17:31] Uh, okay.

Speaker 10:
[17:35] Oh, then I guess you're my friend, huh?

Speaker 11:
[17:39] Of course we're your friends, Fren.

Speaker 1:
[17:41] Huh?

Speaker 14:
[17:42] Yeah, that's what you're trying to say.

Speaker 11:
[17:44] Buds!

Speaker 10:
[17:45] I didn't say anything to you.

Speaker 4:
[17:47] Oh, I could have sworn.

Speaker 10:
[17:54] Sorry about that. What were you saying?

Speaker 11:
[17:57] Okay, you're really freaking me out here, Fren.

Speaker 14:
[17:59] Yeah, you okay, Bud?

Speaker 2:
[18:01] Jesus, guys, can I clean in peace?

Speaker 6:
[18:05] What did I say about interrupting my work?

Speaker 1:
[18:08] Sorry, Fren.

Speaker 11:
[18:10] Uh, yeah, sorry.

Speaker 10:
[18:21] Stop laughing at me!

Speaker 4:
[18:24] That was weird.

Speaker 14:
[18:26] Yeah, I hope they're okay.

Speaker 11:
[18:28] Who?

Speaker 14:
[18:29] Huh?

Speaker 11:
[18:31] Huh.

Speaker 5:
[18:32] Race into the chairs!

Speaker 9:
[18:41] Anniversary dinner, where, uh, how, how'd you get that idea?

Speaker 7:
[18:44] Oh, well, I was watching the academic attraction finale last night.

Speaker 8:
[18:49] Oh, you, you watched it without me?

Speaker 7:
[18:52] Oh, Janice, I, I'm sorry, dear. I was just so lonely, I needed something entertaining.

Speaker 8:
[19:00] Lonely?

Speaker 7:
[19:00] Yes, dreadfully. But we can watch it again together. Gosh, I'd watch it over and over.

Speaker 8:
[19:07] Okay, sounds, sounds good.

Speaker 7:
[19:10] Well, without spoiling anything, there's a challenge that gave me the idea for D12604's experiment today.

Speaker 8:
[19:18] Sounds great. Oh, I wanted to warn you, he's, he's been acting strangely today. I worry it might skew test results.

Speaker 7:
[19:31] Make a note of it Janice. If he's back to normal tomorrow, we could always have him try again and compare data.

Speaker 8:
[19:37] Yeah, that sounds good.

Speaker 7:
[19:39] Do you want to introduce the experiment today or should I?

Speaker 9:
[19:43] Oh, I'd love to.

Speaker 8:
[19:44] Thanks, Stephanie.

Speaker 7:
[19:47] Go ahead then.

Speaker 8:
[19:50] D12604.

Speaker 7:
[19:53] Rodney.

Speaker 8:
[19:54] I get it, dude. D12604, for today's challenge, we're going to do something a little different.

Speaker 11:
[20:04] Different?

Speaker 8:
[20:05] For starters, the chef will be observing your cooking prior to tasting.

Speaker 1:
[20:11] Oh, gosh.

Speaker 8:
[20:13] We would like you to prepare the kind of dinner you would make for an anniversary.

Speaker 11:
[20:18] An anniversary?

Speaker 8:
[20:20] Yes, an anniversary. If you were in love and wanted to celebrate that.

Speaker 11:
[20:29] In love?

Speaker 8:
[20:31] Um, yep, hypothetically, if you loved someone, whatever you would make to show them how much you, hypothetically, loved them.

Speaker 13:
[20:42] Love.

Speaker 9:
[20:44] Okay, Red, MD-12604, begin.

Speaker 11:
[20:48] Okay.

Speaker 7:
[20:53] Oh, I see what you mean. Someone was hit by Cupid's arrow.

Speaker 9:
[21:01] You think?

Speaker 7:
[21:01] Oh, yes. I've seen it before. The red cheeks, the giggles, the glassy eyes. Textbook crush.

Speaker 8:
[21:15] You can tell just like that?

Speaker 7:
[21:16] Oh, absolutely, my dear. I have a very keen eye for such things. Now, how about we crack open the bottle of Rosé in the mini fridge and watch this finale?

Speaker 8:
[21:30] Rosé? During the experiment?

Speaker 7:
[21:33] Oh, please, Janice. You're not going to be the one cooking, are you?

Speaker 8:
[21:39] No, I guess not.

Speaker 7:
[21:41] That a girl.

Speaker 8:
[21:43] I mean, I guess we also still need to celebrate our win from this morning.

Speaker 7:
[21:48] Oh, that's right. Cheers to new beginnings.

Speaker 8:
[21:54] Cheers.

Speaker 7:
[21:57] Now, let's leave the D class to his romantic endeavors and focus on our own.

Speaker 8:
[22:05] Our, our, our own.

Speaker 7:
[22:07] Well, yes. Academic attraction isn't going to watch itself now, is it?

Speaker 9:
[22:13] Oh, right.

Speaker 8:
[22:14] Right, right, right. Yes.

Speaker 10:
[22:17] It's time for our paramours to take their final exam and see who will pass. Or fail? Or fail?

Speaker 11:
[22:29] I won!

Speaker 12:
[22:30] No, I won!

Speaker 11:
[22:32] But we touched it at the same time.

Speaker 12:
[22:34] Damn.

Speaker 11:
[22:36] So we both won.

Speaker 12:
[22:38] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[22:39] Good job, Kurt.

Speaker 12:
[22:41] Thanks, Burt.

Speaker 11:
[22:44] I feel like we came here to do something.

Speaker 12:
[22:47] Yeah. Same.

Speaker 11:
[22:48] Hmm. Oh my god, Burt!

Speaker 5:
[22:51] Yeah, Kurt? Look it!

Speaker 12:
[22:55] Whoa. Nice plaque, bro. Do you know what this means, Burt?

Speaker 11:
[23:03] Uh, no. Me neither. Whoa, Kurt! Yeah, Burt? Read the words there.

Speaker 12:
[23:13] Oh my god, Burt!

Speaker 11:
[23:16] Employee of the Month! There's a spot to write a name here. Hmm.

Speaker 12:
[23:22] There's just one spot.

Speaker 5:
[23:25] Nazgaz!

Speaker 11:
[23:26] Damn.

Speaker 12:
[23:28] Shoot.

Speaker 11:
[23:29] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! My dynamite blows up your shark.

Speaker 12:
[23:36] Damn it. Best two out of three.

Speaker 4:
[23:39] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Speaker 11:
[23:41] Ha ha!

Speaker 12:
[23:42] My wormhole swallows your elephant.

Speaker 4:
[23:46] All right, tiebreaker.

Speaker 11:
[23:49] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! Could it be? My god.

Speaker 12:
[23:55] Your dynamite...

Speaker 11:
[23:56] Goes into your wormhole... Destroying us both! So... We both win?

Speaker 12:
[24:06] We both win, bro.

Speaker 11:
[24:09] You fought valiantly, brother.

Speaker 7:
[24:11] As did you.

Speaker 1:
[24:12] You were a worthy opponent.

Speaker 11:
[24:15] Our battle will be remembered for ages. Ages! The battle is won!

Speaker 5:
[24:21] The battle is won!

Speaker 11:
[24:25] So, who goes on the plaque?

Speaker 14:
[24:27] Oh.

Speaker 11:
[24:28] Hmm.

Speaker 14:
[24:30] Both of us?

Speaker 4:
[24:31] Both of us, brother.

Speaker 11:
[24:36] There we go.

Speaker 14:
[24:38] Burtkurt?

Speaker 11:
[24:39] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[24:40] Burt and Kurt together.

Speaker 14:
[24:44] That's beautiful, Burt.

Speaker 4:
[24:46] Thanks, Kurt.

Speaker 10:
[25:18] Oh, my God.

Speaker 11:
[25:20] Burt!

Speaker 4:
[25:20] What is that, Kurt?

Speaker 11:
[25:22] Who is that?

Speaker 12:
[25:23] Get behind me, Burt.

Speaker 11:
[25:24] No, Kurt. I'll fight along your side. Stay back! Yeah, back, back I say.

Speaker 4:
[25:36] It kinda sounds like he's trying to say.

Speaker 11:
[25:42] I'm Burtkurt. Burtkurt! Hello, I am Burtkurt. Epic! Epic!

Speaker 1:
[26:10] This episode, like all episodes, is made possible thanks to our patrons. Today, I'd like to thank Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas and Sovietsi. Thank you all so much. Your support means the world and helps make all of this possible. SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah and Jon Grilz. Situationally Comedic Persons was written by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera. Supervisor One was played by Derrick Valen. Supervisor Two was played by Ashley Heather Quills. Janice was played by Kayla Temshiv. Rodney was played by TJ Berry. Friend was played by Erika Sanderson. Bert, Kurt and Bert Kurt were played by Josh Rabina. Holmwood was played by Jordan Cobb. Teddy was played by David Ault. Jack was played by Brandon B. Jenkins. David was played by Chris Harris-Beechey. The Educational Video Instructor was played by Stephen Indrisano. Employee One was played by Mattie Roi Berger. Dr. Manfred was played by Hannah Schooner. Reality TV host was played by Bailey Wolfe. T-Class was played by Mick Wheaton. And Scientist One was played by Daisy McNamara. Our Dialogue Editor was Dana Creasman. Our Director was Giancarlo Herrera. Art is Pacific S. Obadiah. Music was by Mattie Roi Berger. Sound Design was by Hannah Schooner. I'm your showrunner, Daisy McNamara. Our Creative Director is Pacific S. Obadiah. And our Executive Producer is Tom Owen. A Bloody FM Show.

Speaker 4:
[27:56] Imagine a city, unlike any other, simmering 300 years in a raucous gumbo of debauchery versus devotion. Catholicism. Confession is anonymous. Versus voodoo.

Speaker 5:
[28:09] I think I done made a deal with the devil.

Speaker 4:
[28:13] What you call life.

Speaker 5:
[28:16] And what I called death.

Speaker 4:
[28:19] It's a mysterious crossroads where the denizens of this world. And others.

Speaker 15:
[28:24] He is a trickster. And I'm sure whatever he brought back from the world of the dead was a one-way trip.

Speaker 4:
[28:31] Collide Daily. And for Detective Frank Dupreeh.

Speaker 5:
[28:35] I will see you in there.

Speaker 4:
[28:37] And Nicky Goodluck. This will be a dark ride. Welcome to New Orleans, babies.

Speaker 5:
[28:46] Listen to Something Wicked on Spotify, Apple Podcasts or wherever you enjoy listening.