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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Guys, Adam Silver says he wants the Grizzlies to play a few games in Nashville each season. I love for them to play a few games a year and sort of be Tennessee's team. Joe?

Speaker 2:
[00:12] Yeah, hey, that's just a little push in the back he giving right now. Like, you know, we gon test out these waters in Nashville, see what type of crowds we get, see what type of people show up, hey, see what type of response we get, and hey, hey, if it's over the top, bye. Nashville, here we come.

Speaker 1:
[00:30] Y'all realize how did Memphis get the Grizzlies? They came from Vancouver.

Speaker 2:
[00:38] Yeah, yeah, I'm right, they used to be in Vancouver, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[00:43] Hey, so this, oh, so we think he slick. So now the players complaining so much about Memphis, so now Adam Silver step up, and he's putting little jumper cables, he's putting the jumper cables on right now.

Speaker 1:
[00:56] Nashville got a little money now, a little bit.

Speaker 2:
[00:59] Yeah. Hey, Nashville nice, man.

Speaker 1:
[01:01] But see, the thing is, I'm old enough to remember, they used to take NBA team. You know the Hawks used to play games in New Orleans. Yeah, yeah. Cause I got to get, I got to drum up interest.

Speaker 2:
[01:16] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:16] The Lakers would come out here to Vegas and play in Thomas and Mack. That's what's to read from the record.

Speaker 2:
[01:22] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:23] Balls do it play in Connecticut. Hey, Chad, I ain't Google that. You know, cause anytime we say something over here, Ocho, y'all Google it, research. I'm old enough to remember.

Speaker 3:
[01:41] Adam Silver know what he's doing, huh? Follow the money. Follow the money.

Speaker 1:
[01:44] I'm going to the high, look here. You see what the NFL try to do with the game? They're like, look here, see the things supposed to go to 2033. They can opt out in 29. They see these streaming services. What is it? Oh, boy, y'all see all that money Netflix got? Oh, y'all see all that money Paramount got? Oh, you can't go by that. Now, don't be surprised if Sunday Night Football isn't on a streaming platform in the very near future. But ain't none of my business. I don't even know why I brought that up, guys.

Speaker 3:
[02:13] Well, that's gonna be here to try to watch.

Speaker 1:
[02:15] Guess what?

Speaker 2:
[02:16] It's already here trying to watch.

Speaker 1:
[02:17] Hey, man, my cable bill's like $2,000 on these damn streaming platforms I got. Hey, 2B, you got myself, you got about three, four billion. They'll be having it up there on 2B.

Speaker 2:
[02:28] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[02:28] But, Joe, I got by damn every app you can have.

Speaker 2:
[02:32] Me too. Me too, Ocho.

Speaker 1:
[02:35] Ash got every app you could think of.

Speaker 2:
[02:38] This thing got ridiculous, man. Come on, now.

Speaker 1:
[02:41] Hey, that please come up there. Ashley, the first one. Nah, this ain't Ash, this me. Ash got every app. Amazon, Fribe, Netflix. Hey, I have to call Ash, man. Hey, what you do to my account? I mean, your account. But hey, yeah, I'm not going to be surprised. I don't think anybody's going to be surprised. I think that's why everybody, I think that's why so many people got upset, because I think they kind of see the writing on the wall, you know, that.

Speaker 2:
[03:20] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:21] And like, man, what Nashville already got, they already got the Titans and they got a hockey team. Yeah, they're about to get a basketball team too.

Speaker 2:
[03:29] Yeah, yeah, for real.

Speaker 3:
[03:33] That's funny how that's set up.

Speaker 1:
[03:34] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[03:36] You see the play from far away. That's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[03:38] Man, I don't know why y'all think there's loyalty in sports. They've never been. The Dodgers was in Brooklyn. Teams move.

Speaker 2:
[03:48] It's about money.

Speaker 1:
[03:52] Who got the most of it? What city is going to pay to build a new arena or give us 75 to 80% on a new arena, Ocho? Who's going to do that? Why you think Kansas City left? How many times have the Rams moved?

Speaker 3:
[04:09] Well, I've got a question.

Speaker 1:
[04:11] Hopefully, I've got an answer.

Speaker 3:
[04:13] Hey, Joe, why everybody say money ain't everything, but for some reason, it seemed to be everything.

Speaker 1:
[04:18] No, that's for people that ain't got it. Because people ain't got it. What they're trying to do, Ocho, get more of it, right?

Speaker 2:
[04:25] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[04:26] Or tell you it ain't everything.

Speaker 1:
[04:28] When was the last? How many times have you ever heard in your life, you've heard people say, I got too many cars. I got too many pairs of shoes. I got too many clothes. I got too many homes. Tell me the time you heard a person say, man, I got too much money.

Speaker 2:
[04:42] Never.

Speaker 1:
[04:43] Elon Musk, what, 700 billion. Has he ever said, I got too much money? They said he got more money than Mansa Musa. Mansa Musa was the great king of Africa. Had so much, had wrecked economies, he had so much gold. I'm trying to figure out when somebody gonna say they got too much money. Clothes, homes, yachts, shoes. Ain't nobody ever said, a word would ever say it, I've got too much money. And they got more money than anybody could have. If somebody would have told you 30 years ago, somebody's gonna have 200 billion. Somebody's gonna have half a trillion. And within three years, he gonna have a trillion dollars and he ain't gonna ever utter the words, I got too much money.

Speaker 2:
[05:28] You don't know. And?

Speaker 1:
[05:34] They're not. You gotta just be real with this thing. That's what it's about. People that don't have it, Ocho, what does it say? People that don't have it, what they try to do? Get it. People that got it, what they try to do? Get more of it. So what are we talking about here? Everybody, oh, it ain't everything because you ain't got it. Let's be all the way real with this fact. Let's be real with it.

Speaker 3:
[06:01] Yeah, they all get down about that.

Speaker 1:
[06:04] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[06:05] They all get down. I got peace. I got, you know, I got all this other stuff.

Speaker 1:
[06:12] It sound good.

Speaker 3:
[06:13] Yo, oh, yeah, exactly. Exactly, it sound good.

Speaker 1:
[06:17] You had peace?

Speaker 4:
[06:18] You can't?

Speaker 1:
[06:20] You can't?

Speaker 3:
[06:22] Man, please.

Speaker 1:
[06:25] Yeah, that sound good. Real good too. That might be a hallmark movie or something. I'm at peace. No, but to each his own, whatever, whatever makes you happy. I'm not here to upset whatever you say. If that's what you are, my peace comes from being able to take care of my family. My happiness, knowing I'm in a situation that is something where the unforeseen happened, I can take care of the people that I love the most. Medical bills can ruin, can ruin, turn things upside down. I mean, you're talking about these, I mean, these treatments that, two, three, $400,000, half a million dollars, everybody ain't got that kind of money. And then if you need, and your family member needs that, I know what medical costs. When you have employees, you know what medical costs. But I'm gonna let y'all have it. Y'all say it, okay. Money and everything, guys. I believe you. The NFL changed the rules this year to have limited teams to eight minutes between first round picks. It used to be 10. At one point, it was 15, if I'm not mistaken, right? It went from 15 to 10, nines down to eight. What y'all on the clock for? Y'all done had down to five, y'all done had a whole year to evaluate these players. You had the senior bowl, you had the pre, you had the combine, you have all this stuff. You don't need all that time. You're wasting time.

Speaker 3:
[08:08] And you know what? The first three teams, they don't even need it.

Speaker 1:
[08:11] You're right.

Speaker 3:
[08:11] They don't need the eight minutes because they already know who you're picking, especially the first team. The Raiders know they're picking Mendoza. There's no need to waste a whole eight minutes. But what? For theatrics?

Speaker 1:
[08:21] For theater? As a matter of fact, get the first pick, the first pick of the draft, you get five. Because you already know, if you want to trade, you already done talked it out. Ain't nobody gets all of a sudden just jumped on the damn clock and said, you want to trade?

Speaker 2:
[08:32] Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, they need time in between, man. They need time in between.

Speaker 3:
[08:38] Hey, Joe, they want to be suspenseful like a goddamn horror movie.

Speaker 2:
[08:43] You know what it is. You know what it is.

Speaker 1:
[08:46] Some general managers are not happy about that. The Steelers' GM, Omar Khan, said he preferred the old rule 10 minutes between first round picks. I love to have 10 minutes, but it's the same for everybody else. Eight minutes is what it is. But those two minutes feel like an eternity sometimes. They do. Y'all wasted time stalling. They say, look here, man. Because they want to keep the interest in there. They, hey, you want to trade? Come on, wait it there. Y'all wasting, just sitting there. Pretend like y'all talking, who we going to take? We already done selected, but let's make the people at home think we still thinking about it.

Speaker 3:
[09:22] Do do do do do do.

Speaker 1:
[09:25] Man, pick that damn man. You know damn well who you taking. So if that's the case, what, I think the other picks, what, five minutes, Ocho? Yeah, I think the second round, I think the rest of them were like five minutes.

Speaker 2:
[09:43] Y'all ever been in a draft room?

Speaker 1:
[09:44] No.

Speaker 2:
[09:45] On draft day?

Speaker 3:
[09:47] No.

Speaker 2:
[09:47] Y'all never done that? I done it when I was playing here in Atlanta, bro. I went in there one time and sat down with them and just see how things operate. It's chaotic in there, man.

Speaker 3:
[09:56] Oh, yeah. I got to imagine.

Speaker 2:
[09:58] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[09:58] Man, I'm working out. I ain't think about no draft. All I do is they probably trying to get somebody to come take my position. So no. I don't care nothing about that draft. Nothing, Nate.

Speaker 2:
[10:10] Nothing.

Speaker 1:
[10:12] Good luck finding somebody to get in my position.

Speaker 2:
[10:16] Yeah. I'm going to go sit in the draft room this year too, man. I think I was going to have my top five pick.

Speaker 1:
[10:22] Oh, you want to be a GM Joe?

Speaker 2:
[10:23] Yeah, I got a couple. Yeah, I could be a GM, Unc.

Speaker 5:
[10:27] Hold on, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[10:28] I ain't trying to be a GM.

Speaker 3:
[10:30] Joe, I like that you just said that, Joe, because you know what they say, the tongue is powerful. Speaking into existence.

Speaker 1:
[10:36] We know your tongue powerful.

Speaker 2:
[10:40] Come on. Come on.

Speaker 1:
[10:41] Tongue full mouth.

Speaker 3:
[10:43] Hey, Unc, hey, Joe, think about you being the coach of the Hawks, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[10:48] You said coach?

Speaker 3:
[10:49] Yeah. Listen, you coach of the Hawks, and then you work your way up upstairs at the GM, in general manager position.

Speaker 2:
[10:57] I can see me doing a little something like that, Ocho. I love the game so much, bro. I enjoy being around it. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[11:03] Right.

Speaker 2:
[11:04] I think when you really think about it, when you get a chance to pave the way a little bit to some of these young cats who may be in the league or coming into the league, not really knowing what to expect or what they're going to be encountering, man, to have veteran guys who've been around the block kind of know the ropes and can kind of subside some of the mistakes they may or may not make.

Speaker 3:
[11:26] Yes, sir.

Speaker 2:
[11:27] From that standpoint, yeah, I mean, I would love to.

Speaker 3:
[11:31] I like that. What's Dominique Wilkins? What's his role?

Speaker 2:
[11:35] Dominique, man, Dominique can do whatever the hell he want around there. Right now, I think he do the radio. He do the television, my bad. He do the TV.

Speaker 3:
[11:45] Okay, I need to know where whoever is in charge at Atlanta Hawks right now, this Ocho talking. And I need y'all to give Joe, you know, a position. Now, if things don't go well and you're looking for a new head coach, boom, there he is right there.

Speaker 2:
[11:59] No, no, no, no, no, I love Quinn. I love Quinn. We good at the head coach spot. Hey, Ocho, I got some stuff that I do for the Hawks, bro. I ain't pressed by none of that. You feel me? But I do. But listen, but listen, I do love to be around, you know, come to the game, talk to the players from time to time. You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't no pressure on none of that.

Speaker 3:
[12:18] Okay, I know it ain't no pressure, Joe, but let me, come on, let me be, let me say you, let me say you, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[12:23] Go ahead, do you want to, bro?

Speaker 3:
[12:25] Yeah, yeah, let me say you. I know you like, you respect Mr. Quinn, you know, and all that good stuff, but I hear you. But Atlanta Hawks organization, we got you a good one, and Joe, you hear me? You love being around the game, and think about what he can do for the players coming in. Not only ones coming into the draft, for the ones that are there.

Speaker 1:
[12:40] But then how we, so now we just about to add Joe to the graphics, the big three, then what we do.

Speaker 2:
[12:47] That ain't gonna happen, don't worry about it. Hey, look, I'm going to shoot around tomorrow. I'm going to shoot around tomorrow, you know, the game, the game I'm going to shoot around tomorrow, sit and, you know, get some shots up with the guys. Me and CJ go get some free throws up, you know, holla at JJ.

Speaker 3:
[13:05] Hey, matter of fact, hey, tell CJ, hey, tell CJ stop running from you, boy.

Speaker 2:
[13:09] Where you running from?

Speaker 3:
[13:10] Yeah, a little one on one, little one on one.

Speaker 2:
[13:12] Man, you don't want nothing, you don't want nothing.

Speaker 3:
[13:14] No, I done beat CJ already. Ask him about it when you go to shoot around tomorrow, boy.

Speaker 2:
[13:18] When you beat him?

Speaker 3:
[13:19] It's about three years ago.

Speaker 2:
[13:20] Where y'all was at?

Speaker 3:
[13:22] At the YMCA.

Speaker 2:
[13:23] Where?

Speaker 3:
[13:24] In LA. Yeah. Hey, Joe, I tell you don't let ask him about it.

Speaker 1:
[13:30] I mean, Joe, I can't let Joe be by himself.

Speaker 2:
[13:34] There you go, there you go. Okay, there you go.

Speaker 3:
[13:37] Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on. Let me get me some drink too, hold on.

Speaker 2:
[13:42] How the hell Ochocinco sit here all night and be drinking Red Bull and then go to sleep? How he do that?

Speaker 1:
[13:47] I have no earthly. But it right here, right here, what I got the look of coxer. Yeah. Mine was ginger ale Joe.

Speaker 2:
[13:57] I know you told me about it. I ain't went and got none yet and tried it with no ginger. See, I like to go and get straight to the point. I don't do it. I just sit by the, I poke me a little bit in and I just sip on it. You know what I mean? Look at him. What you got in there, Ocho? Huh? What you got in there?

Speaker 3:
[14:16] Shoot, a little Covassier. A little Covassier and the Red Bull, that's my chaser. Hey, we gonna be drunk tonight, boy.

Speaker 1:
[14:26] Man, he want to be a wide awake drunk.

Speaker 2:
[14:30] Hey, Ocho, how you be going to sleep, bro? You be sitting drinking the Red Bull all night.

Speaker 3:
[14:36] Hey, boy, that Red Bull don't do nothing for me, boy. Really? Hey, Joe, I drink coffee all day. You know, I get my Starbucks or I get me a latte, you know, when I have my cigars?

Speaker 2:
[14:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[14:45] Because I don't drink alcohol. I always pair my cigars with coffee, but that don't do nothing. But Joe, when we get out of the show, I promise you, when I hit that bed up there and that's 60 degrees in that bedroom, I'm out.

Speaker 2:
[14:57] 60? You have it at 60? Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[14:59] Well, that's right.

Speaker 3:
[15:00] What you got? What you got your bedroom at?

Speaker 2:
[15:02] Mine's at like 70.

Speaker 1:
[15:05] Oh, hell no. You sweating up a storm. Hell no. Oh, Joe, you're kidding. No, mine's like 70.

Speaker 3:
[15:11] No, mine's on 60, Joe. And I got the big, I got the big far blankets, the heavy weighted ones.

Speaker 2:
[15:17] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[15:18] Yeah, heavy one.

Speaker 1:
[15:19] And I got a real car and I got three fans going.

Speaker 3:
[15:23] God damn, huh?

Speaker 1:
[15:25] And my bed, my bed is cooled down, so if my body temperature raise too hot, the bed will start cooling down.

Speaker 2:
[15:31] Yeah, I got that problem. I got that problem with my body temperature too, but 70 is plenty, plenty. What you talking about? Yeah, true.

Speaker 3:
[15:40] Hold on. Joe, what you mean your bed cool down? What kind of bed you got?

Speaker 1:
[15:43] I got a mattress that, you know, it kicks all the vitals, so you know, it'll tell you if you snored, snored, snored more than normal, you know, how many, how much REM sleep you got. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[15:56] Ocho, you don't know that man, that man paid about 15 big ones for that man.

Speaker 1:
[16:00] Ocho, Ocho, I mean Joe, come on, Joe, start it out now.

Speaker 2:
[16:04] Okay, I ain't gon play 15,000 for a bed? I ain't mean to tell you, my bad, my bad. Hey, but he ballin over there now, he ballin.

Speaker 3:
[16:12] God, for a bed? Oh man, you boy, man, listen, I got me a nice little, I got me a nice little pasta pita.

Speaker 1:
[16:21] A what?

Speaker 3:
[16:23] A pasta pita.

Speaker 1:
[16:23] A pasta, no, hell nah, a pasta pita.

Speaker 3:
[16:27] A pasta pita.

Speaker 2:
[16:29] Pasta pita.

Speaker 3:
[16:32] How you say it? I said pasta pita.

Speaker 1:
[16:36] Man, tell me, he got a, he got a pasta pita.

Speaker 3:
[16:38] I got one of them. That's it, what, 15,000?

Speaker 1:
[16:44] No, I like it. I gotta have it cold, because I got, my body temperature is crazy. I'm talking about super duper. You ain't. Right. Because you know, I can't wait to snuggle with you all night, but you're too hot.

Speaker 2:
[16:59] Yeah. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:01] My body temperature is hell.

Speaker 2:
[17:04] Hey, hey, hey, you ain't got but about two, three minutes of snuggling before I go to Elbow and you're about to hit me. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Ocho. I was saying, wait, I get hot fast? So she, hey, I ain't got but a couple of minutes of this here.

Speaker 3:
[17:23] Hey, Joe. Hey, you ain't got, hey, hey, hey, Joe, I call. Hey, I call Unc today too, boy.

Speaker 2:
[17:31] The man FaceTimed me yesterday.

Speaker 3:
[17:33] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[17:34] While the game.

Speaker 1:
[17:34] He did that to me too.

Speaker 2:
[17:36] Talk about some day that I go pick up my stuff. What's wrong with it, man?

Speaker 3:
[17:41] I'm just, hey, listen, hey, hey, hey, you want to see my swing? Or are we not on the back half of the show yet? Unc can't hear us. Are we talking to the dog? Hey, you want to see my swing?

Speaker 1:
[17:57] Hey, Joe, we sent this out to you today, so you'll be getting it. Ocho, we on the budget.

Speaker 3:
[18:03] What's that?

Speaker 1:
[18:04] Let me see. Yours will go out next month.

Speaker 2:
[18:07] Who? I'm going to put, I'm going to give me a little shelf.

Speaker 1:
[18:09] You got three of them, Joe. Two of them, two.

Speaker 3:
[18:12] How many, how many I got?

Speaker 2:
[18:15] And we balling out of control.

Speaker 3:
[18:18] What award is that, Unc?

Speaker 1:
[18:19] It's a signal from last year, 2025 winner.

Speaker 2:
[18:22] Whoo, whoo.

Speaker 3:
[18:23] Hey, we be winning stuff, what? Hey, we be winning stuff.

Speaker 1:
[18:29] So yours went out in the mail today, Joe. Yours will go out next month.

Speaker 2:
[18:35] Hey, I appreciate that, Unc.

Speaker 1:
[18:38] Yours will go out next month, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[18:41] Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:
[18:43] Hey, you put them jerseys with it?

Speaker 1:
[18:46] They came to Ash. So I got to get a jersey to Ash. Ash will get them to you.

Speaker 2:
[18:52] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[18:52] What jerseys are you talking about?

Speaker 1:
[18:53] Beach high jerseys.

Speaker 2:
[18:54] Nah, something mean, Unc.

Speaker 3:
[18:56] Huh?

Speaker 1:
[18:56] Beach high jerseys.

Speaker 3:
[18:59] Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1:
[19:02] Hello, hello. How this man going to get bad that I bought a jersey and I won't give him to him?

Speaker 2:
[19:11] Yeah, what that sound like?

Speaker 6:
[19:14] Hey, hey, hey, Unc.

Speaker 3:
[19:17] You see the swing?

Speaker 1:
[19:18] Oh, Lord.

Speaker 2:
[19:19] Oh, my God.

Speaker 1:
[19:23] This man determined to get a shadow ban.

Speaker 3:
[19:25] Hey, no, we ain't going to get a shadow ban because I'm not doing nothing bad. It's just a swing. Hey, Joe, you got to get one of these, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[19:34] How it work? Huh? How it work?

Speaker 3:
[19:37] I mean, I got to hang it. I got to hang it. You want me to hang it on the door?

Speaker 2:
[19:40] Yes. I mean, you got somebody who wants, you want some people to get some product for you. Hey, we got to see how it work.

Speaker 1:
[19:46] I don't.

Speaker 3:
[19:47] I mean, listen, we got, hey, pop you one of them Roast Fawkes. You hear me?

Speaker 2:
[19:52] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[19:54] You be going through the Roast Fawkes too quick, the Ocho. You be going out before the thing. You be going through all the fast things. God dang.

Speaker 3:
[20:03] I know. I know. My bad. You know, sometimes I take two at a time.

Speaker 1:
[20:07] Jesus.

Speaker 2:
[20:08] Hey, hey, hey, I told you, man. I told you, Unc, that man popping them things like they skittles.

Speaker 1:
[20:14] Oh, my goodness. Hey.

Speaker 3:
[20:20] Hey, Joe. See that thing sit, Joe? And you gotta hang from the bottom, Joe.

Speaker 1:
[20:29] Chad, I did not approve this. Lord have mercy.

Speaker 2:
[20:38] Hey. Hey. Hey, when you pull that swing out, you finna put down a mean demonstration, ain't you, man?

Speaker 3:
[20:44] Hey, Joe, I tell you, Joe, when I hang this swing up, when I hang this swing up and I pop them two roast balls, Joe, boy, ain't nothing but hell happening here. You hear me?

Speaker 1:
[20:54] I mean, what's up, hey? When I was younger, now, if you'd have caught me when I was 25, yeah, man, hey, I could pee in a swinging boot from 25 feet away. I ain't got that kind of meat on me no more, guys. Hey, hey, I can swear, back then, if I had had that, what you had on Cho, I could push out and just stand there, she come right back. Push out, stand there, she come right back. You can't do it no more.

Speaker 3:
[21:33] Hey, Unc, it ain't nothing wrong with trying to relive your old days, man. Ain't nothing wrong with trying to relive your old days.

Speaker 1:
[21:38] Ain't no sense in both of us getting hurt.

Speaker 3:
[21:42] I feel you. Hey, with Joe, Joe, you still a young snapper, a young whipper snapper, Joe. Get you one of them swings, man. Hey, Joe, listen. Next time, you and your lady, y'all partake in horizontal activity, put some salt and pepper on the bed.

Speaker 2:
[21:58] Man, what's that? Come on, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[22:00] But listen to me. Joe, just listen to me.

Speaker 2:
[22:03] See the problem, Ocho, I ain't freaky like you. Like, you a real dead freak, man.

Speaker 3:
[22:10] No, no, no, no. Joe, listen to me.

Speaker 2:
[22:11] No, no, no, no. You a real dead freak, man.

Speaker 3:
[22:13] No, Joe, listen to me. Put some salt and pepper on the bed. Not that much. Just put some salt and pepper on the bed and watch, it intensifies your orgasm.

Speaker 2:
[22:21] What, is she gonna burn? What the hell is she gonna burn?

Speaker 3:
[22:23] Now, it ain't gonna burn because you gonna sneeze. But the thing is, is you wanna sneeze right when you climax.

Speaker 1:
[22:32] Oh Lord Jesus, what is this man talking about Lord?

Speaker 3:
[22:34] Now, I'm telling you, hey Unc, y'all gotta listen to me. I'm telling you, I'm not telling you that it's nothing I heard. I'm telling you what I know.

Speaker 2:
[22:41] Hey man, I wonder about you sometime bro.

Speaker 3:
[22:44] I'm just, I'm telling you man, hey, it's a whole nother world.

Speaker 1:
[22:48] What you got, you got chicken in the bed, you got salt and pepper in the bed, you see? I mean, what you doing man?

Speaker 3:
[22:53] No, no, no, no, no, the salt and pepper, the salt and pepper, once it gets in the system, and I'm telling you, I can't explain it, you just got to experience it.

Speaker 1:
[23:10] If prescribed, new sexual health patients get $15 off their first order of rose sparks on a reoccurring plan, connect with a provider at ro.co.nightcap to find out if prescription rose sparks are right for you. They right, they right. I mean, hey, if you try to three-peat, cause hey, 36 hours, a full 36. I ain't talking about 35 hours and 30 minutes, I'm talking about a full 36.

Speaker 2:
[23:43] So you saying, once that baby gravy come out once, it come back and you make up.

Speaker 3:
[23:49] Right there.

Speaker 1:
[23:50] You'd be like, Shaggy, call it repeat, repeat.

Speaker 3:
[23:54] Yes, sir. Tell you Joe, get you them toys now.

Speaker 1:
[24:04] Oh, what you took? Took you to pound town, that's what I took.

Speaker 2:
[24:11] And between getting toys from Ocho, and give me a few of them rose spars, boy.

Speaker 1:
[24:17] Joe, the toys must be for her, cause if you get these sparks, you're gonna get them all. Yo, hey, I don't see nothing.

Speaker 2:
[24:27] Hey, listen, I always figure the toys are for the girl, but Ocho act like they for the dudes.

Speaker 3:
[24:33] Hey, Joe, you gotta diversify your portfolio, boy.

Speaker 2:
[24:38] No, no, no, no, not that one. Not that one, I don't.

Speaker 3:
[24:40] That shit me?

Speaker 2:
[24:41] Not that one, I don't.

Speaker 3:
[24:43] Joe, listen to me, Joe, I'm telling you. Matter of fact, since y'all don't wanna listen, I'm gonna send you visual references.

Speaker 1:
[24:48] No way, I don't wanna see that. He called me with that boogie eye, too, Joe.

Speaker 3:
[24:52] Hey, so you can get a better idea on what to do.

Speaker 2:
[24:55] You know them visual references, they carry viruses, bro.

Speaker 1:
[24:57] Yeah, that's what I told you. I'm gonna block it.

Speaker 3:
[24:59] No, no, no, not mine, not mine.

Speaker 2:
[25:01] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[25:01] Nah, why would you block it?

Speaker 1:
[25:02] Cause, you trying to send a virus to my phone.

Speaker 3:
[25:08] I'm trying to help you better your life in that area, that's all.

Speaker 1:
[25:11] Hey, Joe, I'm telling you, it ain't gonna be the same. But, but, but, you have to stay with it. You know what I'm saying, Joe? Cause it ain't gonna be the same. I'm just telling you.

Speaker 3:
[25:26] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[25:27] All right. All right. I ain't gonna pass up no good time now.

Speaker 3:
[25:37] Hey, there you go, Joe. That's what I'm talking about. There you go.

Speaker 2:
[25:40] Nah, I ain't talking about what I'll let you get going on, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[25:43] Hey, Joe, y'all got a Spencer's out there in Atlanta?

Speaker 2:
[25:47] Got what?

Speaker 3:
[25:48] A Spencer's.

Speaker 1:
[25:48] What you know about Spencer's? A novelty shop, Joe.

Speaker 3:
[25:52] Novelty? Oh, oh, oh. That's where you get the toys from, Joe.

Speaker 1:
[25:56] It's called a novelty shop.

Speaker 3:
[26:00] Novelty is a book, Unc.

Speaker 1:
[26:01] That's a novel.

Speaker 3:
[26:05] Oh, so it changed when you put the T Y on the end?

Speaker 2:
[26:09] So they got everything. And they got everything I'm looking for in that novelty shop.

Speaker 3:
[26:12] Hey, Joe, I'm gonna go with you.

Speaker 2:
[26:14] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't think you gonna look right. Two dudes doing that.

Speaker 1:
[26:18] Yeah, that ain't gonna look. Oh no, no, no, no.

Speaker 7:
[26:20] Yo, yo.

Speaker 2:
[26:21] I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go in there. I'm gonna go in there by myself, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[26:25] Matter of fact, you know what? You in Atlanta, you right. You going there by yourself. Yeah, Joe, you live in Atlanta, you right.

Speaker 2:
[26:35] Go ahead and go by yourself, Joe. I don't want nobody to see my stuff. I'm gonna pick it up.

Speaker 3:
[26:40] Hey, Joe, you right.

Speaker 1:
[26:42] Before you get home, boy, that thing be all over the place.

Speaker 3:
[26:46] Hey, Joe, hey, listen, Joe. Hey, just FaceTime me while you in there, Joe, so I tell you what to get.

Speaker 2:
[26:53] I know what to get.

Speaker 3:
[26:59] Hey, that's a good one, Joe.

Speaker 7:
[27:00] Hey, that was a good one.

Speaker 2:
[27:05] Hey, Joe, they gonna drag us in these things.

Speaker 1:
[27:09] Joe said they ain't gonna move right.

Speaker 7:
[27:13] They gonna drag us, Ojo.

Speaker 6:
[27:15] Oh, they gonna drag us, boys.

Speaker 3:
[27:17] Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe, you can't, don't worry about the people, Joe. Hey, I've been getting, I've been getting dragged, Joe sitting in the back, put it here, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[27:29] I can't let them take us down through that like that, Ochocinco.

Speaker 1:
[27:37] They used to have one over there on Piedmont.

Speaker 3:
[27:44] How you know?

Speaker 1:
[27:45] I go past it.

Speaker 2:
[27:45] He's been in there. He grown, the man grown, he's been in there.

Speaker 3:
[27:50] Okay, I'm just saying. Okay, my bad.

Speaker 2:
[27:54] Man, 58 years old, I know he's been in there.

Speaker 3:
[27:59] All right.

Speaker 2:
[28:01] Ochocinco, like he, Ochocinco, I got some information, Joe, so we get those out to you. All right, man, I appreciate that, appreciate that.

Speaker 3:
[28:08] Yeah, all right, appreciate that, Unc.

Speaker 1:
[28:11] You already got yours.

Speaker 2:
[28:14] My what?

Speaker 1:
[28:14] The Sparks.

Speaker 3:
[28:17] Oh, I thought you were talking about my awards.

Speaker 1:
[28:18] No, no, no, you got the Sparks. Hey, those Sparks have you winning some other awards, too.

Speaker 3:
[28:26] Hey, who you telling? Six-man Rio.

Speaker 1:
[28:33] What is it? The ABT Awards or the ATV Awards? It's the adult entertainment award. They have them out here every year.

Speaker 2:
[28:44] The awards?

Speaker 1:
[28:44] Yeah, they have awards, something like best scene, the best this, best that, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[28:49] Oh, wow.

Speaker 3:
[28:50] Hey, I'm trying to win that award.

Speaker 1:
[28:53] I think it's out here.

Speaker 2:
[28:55] Hold on, what do you mean? You're trying to get into porn?

Speaker 3:
[28:59] Well, hell, I did. Amateur porn in 97, 98, Joe.

Speaker 1:
[29:04] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[29:04] What's amateur porn? Like...

Speaker 3:
[29:07] I mean, like when you film it yourself.

Speaker 2:
[29:10] Dry rubbing, nothing really.

Speaker 3:
[29:12] No, no, no, no, no. Like amateur, Joe, like you know, like the NBA, you got G-League.

Speaker 2:
[29:16] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[29:17] Yeah, you know, you don't make as much, but you still doing the same sport. That's all. Hey, Joe, I had to pay for tuition, Joe. I had to pay for books.

Speaker 1:
[29:29] I ain't never heard of them, but I heard of the other one. I've been invited several times when they were out here.

Speaker 2:
[29:34] I don't know back then, but it's a billion dollar industry.

Speaker 1:
[29:36] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[29:37] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[29:37] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[29:38] Yeah. Yeah. Always has been, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[29:41] Yeah. They say two in every three men is addicted. So that means out of us three, two of us got a problem.

Speaker 1:
[29:50] Well, I know who one of us, the other one is trying to figure out who the other is between Joe and I. We already know one. That's for no reason.

Speaker 3:
[29:59] But I'm not addicted. You know, anything with an addiction, you know, you got to go to rehab.

Speaker 2:
[30:07] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[30:09] I don't need no rehab.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[30:12] Like I said, we know who one of us.

Speaker 2:
[30:15] Yeah. Oh, he for sure. No, top rank.

Speaker 3:
[30:20] No, I just, I just, I'm just, I'm here to help, man. You know, I mean, I think, you know what? What is the, is the, is the, is the right message, but it's coming from the wrong messenger. That's why y'all not taking, taking kind to it.

Speaker 2:
[30:32] No, you just seem very free-spirited. You know what I mean? Is that, is that, am I right on that?

Speaker 3:
[30:38] Hold on, hold on. Time out, Joe. You calling me a hoe?

Speaker 2:
[30:41] No, I ain't calling you a hoe.

Speaker 3:
[30:42] It didn't sound like you called me promiscuous.

Speaker 2:
[30:44] Yeah, I say you seem free-spirited.

Speaker 3:
[30:46] Well, free-spirited is the same thing.

Speaker 1:
[30:48] They got, anything. There has to be boundaries. There has to be a limit. There has to be a place that you just say, you know what, this is far as we can go. This is far as I can go. And it doesn't seem like you have those type of restraints where you can say, where you say, yeah, I probably shouldn't do this.

Speaker 2:
[31:11] I know he's willing to try everything once, he can say it that already.

Speaker 3:
[31:14] Yeah, but I don't think there should be boundaries in that area, in that aspect of things, especially when it comes to you and your partner.

Speaker 1:
[31:21] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[31:21] So y'all, for some reason, y'all are limiting yourselves to some of the things that you could be experiencing. I'm just trying to open Pandora's box for you. So y'all damn near rookies and y'all are almost 60.

Speaker 1:
[31:32] The only Pandora I'm open is the music. That's it. Pandora, play silently by Maxwell.

Speaker 3:
[31:42] Hey, that's a good one.

Speaker 1:
[31:43] That's it. That's it, Ocho. You need help, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[31:49] I got a question too. Like on a serious note, on a serious note. Hey, Chad, y'all stop the laughing emojis in the chat, please. I want y'all to think about this.

Speaker 1:
[31:59] Go ahead.

Speaker 3:
[32:00] I could be wrong, but Joe and Unc, if a deaf person goes to court, right? Is it still considered a hearing?

Speaker 1:
[32:20] Yes, it is. Give me a help, Ocho. I don't know, I don't know, if you and I can provide the proper intervention.

Speaker 3:
[32:34] Intervention food!

Speaker 2:
[32:37] We can't, we ain't nothing we can do.

Speaker 1:
[32:40] Too far gone?

Speaker 2:
[32:40] He needs to hear that. Too far gone. The man say he like to be pegged and all that. We can't do nothing for him.

Speaker 3:
[32:47] Hey, Joe, just try to ice one time, Joe.

Speaker 1:
[32:51] I put ice in my drink. That's the only time I ice go in there.

Speaker 2:
[32:54] Damn.

Speaker 1:
[32:55] That's the only thing ice go in, this.

Speaker 3:
[33:00] Hey, listen, if y'all don't want to live, all right, don't worry about it, man. I'm trying to help y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all chastising me. Like, is something wrong with me?

Speaker 6:
[33:08] What is something wrong with y'all?

Speaker 1:
[33:09] How about I write a book and tell the stories? About what? About who? It all started.

Speaker 2:
[33:21] Oh, man, you're gonna take us back?

Speaker 1:
[33:24] Take it back, take it back, take it back. But see, the problem is, they're gonna want names. And I can't give up names because these women married, they got kids and grandkids now. I ain't been a man for a long time.

Speaker 6:
[33:35] I'm sure they husband know. I'm sure they husband know they had a time before they got on.

Speaker 2:
[33:40] No, they don't. No, they don't, no, they don't.

Speaker 1:
[33:44] And they better not tell.

Speaker 2:
[33:47] I'm with you, I'm with you on that. Yeah, you can't call no name, man.

Speaker 1:
[33:51] You know what? These folks got something you just take to your grave.

Speaker 2:
[33:56] That's it. There you go.

Speaker 3:
[33:57] Yo, ain't nobody down there to tell. Go ahead and tell it now.

Speaker 1:
[34:01] They gonna have to have a crane, the Lord be down. All the secrets I'm carrying with me, that cat is going to be heavy in the mud. Yeah, and they bring my phones with me. I would have told my sister, bro, hey, put the phones down there with me. Don't let nobody go through the phone. You bring them. You bring them with you. Hey, that's what I want. Hey, what you, that. Put me one of those nice suits, man.

Speaker 2:
[34:41] They're going to try to uncover some of your dirt.

Speaker 1:
[34:43] That's okay. They will get it at them phones.

Speaker 2:
[34:53] You see, OKC went on and put it on Phoenix.

Speaker 1:
[34:55] I saw that. I guess Phoenix tried to make a game of it, but they was up by 26.

Speaker 2:
[35:02] Yeah, yeah. What much they could do. They fought hard, man.

Speaker 1:
[35:10] Nothing is just too good, man.

Speaker 2:
[35:15] Hey, but they big three played decent.

Speaker 1:
[35:17] Dylan Brooks had a bounce back game. Dylan Brooks was unbelievable tonight. He was like, he's going here at 30.

Speaker 2:
[35:24] Yeah, just need probably green to be a little more efficient, but for the most part, they big three showed up.

Speaker 1:
[35:32] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[35:35] They can't compete with OKC. They too much, man. Way too much.

Speaker 1:
[35:39] You got 19 from Jalen Williams. You got 37 for Shay on 50 plus percent shooting. You got Chad gave you 19.

Speaker 2:
[35:49] Yeah. Everybody efficient. You can't beat them boy. They guard. They sit down.

Speaker 1:
[35:57] You got three guys with 20 plus points for Phoenix. You got Royce O'Neal gave you 16, and you still lost by 13. It really wasn't that close because at one point it was 26.

Speaker 2:
[36:09] Yeah. Yeah. I expect the sons to get swept in this. I ain't going to lie to you.

Speaker 1:
[36:17] I do too.

Speaker 2:
[36:19] They fought hard to get that ace spot, but damn.

Speaker 1:
[36:26] They had 22 turnovers in game one. They had 21 in game two. Who you going to be turning the ball over 20 plus times, Joe? On the road.

Speaker 2:
[36:35] Nobody. That's what OKC do, though. You know that's what they do. They defense fuel their offense. That's how they get out and get a lot of easy buckets. Transition threes and next thing you know, you don't open up the flood gate. You look up, you down 22.

Speaker 3:
[36:53] Hey, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[36:54] What's happening?

Speaker 3:
[36:55] Hey, your kids got to take your kid to work day tomorrow? Or is that only him?

Speaker 1:
[37:01] Nah, that's Joe.

Speaker 2:
[37:02] That must be. That's who?

Speaker 1:
[37:06] I mean, Joe. Yo.

Speaker 2:
[37:07] That's here in Atlanta?

Speaker 3:
[37:08] Yeah, y'all got that down there too?

Speaker 2:
[37:11] I don't know. I ain't never heard of it.

Speaker 3:
[37:13] Man, man, kids are about to think, yes, take your kids to work day tomorrow. Like, we don't want to go to school because ain't nobody going to be there. Shit me.

Speaker 1:
[37:24] You gonna be there.

Speaker 3:
[37:25] You get up out of this house in the morning.

Speaker 2:
[37:27] I was a kid. Man, you know what? They got so many damn breaks now. Power break, summer break, winter break. Yeah, I mean, we ain't never had none of these breaks.

Speaker 3:
[37:38] Hey, Chad, anybody in Miami in the chat?

Speaker 1:
[37:42] Man, they talk about, hey, Joe, they talk about Unc definitely the second one. Because you say two out of three men, it's definitely Ocho the one. They talk about, man, Unc definitely the second one. Nah, it's Joe. It's the quiet one. Y'all know what it is, Chad?

Speaker 3:
[37:56] Yeah, yeah, the quiet one's the one you always got to yell. It's always them.

Speaker 2:
[38:00] Man, listen, Chad, no. Chad, no. Chad, no. Chad got a good eye for this kind of thing here. I do too. They kind of like me. I know, I know. Unc just more like a, he like in the closet freak. You know what I mean? But Ocho, Ocho out the closet, he outside, he all over the place freak.

Speaker 3:
[38:20] Man, listen, I don't even care about no closet. I don't even, hey, ain't no closet. I'm just, I'm outside.

Speaker 2:
[38:27] I already know that.

Speaker 3:
[38:28] I'm outside.

Speaker 2:
[38:29] See that, and that's why, that's why God dropped me right here on this podcast. He know, he know, he need me to watch over YouTube, man. Somebody got to watch out, so you know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[38:40] Hey Joe, I don't, Joe, I don't do nothing wrong where I need to be, I need to be watched, Joe. You know?

Speaker 1:
[38:47] I don't need to be chaperoned. Hey Joe, they say me and you are tied. Say we don't know, say they don't know who it is. Say it might be, say it might be Unc, it might be Iso.

Speaker 2:
[38:59] Nah, Ocho, you don't think so, you don't think so, but that ain't what God think, partner. That ain't what God think, I'm tellin ya.

Speaker 1:
[39:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ocho, you definitely, I don't know what's goin on with you, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[39:14] Yeah, I'm just livin, huh, that's it.

Speaker 1:
[39:16] I mean, I live a little bit too, you know, but I haven't got to the point of all the stuff that I want to do. I'm glad I got it out the way, so that way I don't have to take any unnecessary risk, you know, being in public and, you know, been, did that, you know, you know, the only thing I wish I could have got in, I wish I could have got an elevator in, but once I found out they had cameras on elevator, I said, no, that's a no-no for me.

Speaker 5:
[39:39] Right, right, right, right.

Speaker 3:
[39:41] It ain't never too late, huh?

Speaker 1:
[39:41] Yes, it is. It's absolutely too late. Boy, can you imagine that? Can you absolutely imagine that? Come on, Ocho. Yeah, it would be. It would be if they didn't have cameras.

Speaker 3:
[39:55] Ain't nothing wrong with a little camera, man. As long as you're doing what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 1:
[40:00] You know, you know, you know, hey, you see my shirt? You see that old Scooby? Yeah, yeah. I'll put that Scooby on him. I'll put that Scooby on him. Man, please. Cowboys will not hold contract talks regarding a long-term deal with their franchise tag wide receiver, George Pickens, according to executive vice president, Steven Jones. The Cowboys informed Pickens agent, David Muligeta, of their decision last week, hoping to put the rest of questions of an extension that would need to be completed by July 15th. So basically, they're saying he's going to play under the franchise tag.

Speaker 3:
[40:42] What did I tell you, Joe? What did I tell you? Hey, Chad, what did I tell you they was going to do? Did I not say they was going to play a game with that young bull? I told you they were going to do this.

Speaker 2:
[40:51] Hey, listen, listen. Is this the same agent that Michael Parson has?

Speaker 3:
[40:54] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[40:55] So y'all know we got some bad blood here already, okay? All right, now, I know we ain't trying to take it out on Pickens. I want Pickens to get paid. Okay, Ocho, I want him to get his money too. Yeah, I mean, but due to some unforeseen circumstances, we just need to see it one more time, man. One more time, we're back to bring Struck Up. I know he can get hurt. This, that, and the third. We just need one more, one more.

Speaker 1:
[41:18] You do realize, Joe, it's only getting more expensive the longer you go. Cause you know, he comes back and he had, if he walks off that field healthy, he's going to get a JSN deal.

Speaker 2:
[41:33] Yeah. That why I wouldn't even be tripping. I'd just be working my ass off.

Speaker 3:
[41:37] Hey, listen, these teams continue to tell these players, you know what, we don't really value, value you the way you value yourself. And we want, we finna bet against you. And it's going to backfire again.

Speaker 2:
[41:51] Nah.

Speaker 3:
[41:52] It's going to backfire.

Speaker 2:
[41:52] In a good way. In a good way.

Speaker 3:
[41:55] Yeah, in a good way for George. But again, but again, I don't think he steps foot on that goddamn field without a new deal.

Speaker 2:
[42:02] Oh really?

Speaker 3:
[42:03] Absolutely. Man, his agent ain't finna send him out there and he get hurt. And then everything goes down the drain and all his other counterparts have already got gotten their deals. Hell no. Absolutely not.

Speaker 2:
[42:18] I don't know, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[42:21] Listen, I said this during the season. I said it after the season ended. They're going to tag him and they're going to play with him.

Speaker 2:
[42:27] And I don't like-

Speaker 3:
[42:29] And what are they doing? Playing with him.

Speaker 2:
[42:31] Hey look, and I don't like when cats sit out the whole entire season then try to come back a week before the first regular season game. Because y'all know that's a disaster waiting to happen.

Speaker 1:
[42:45] And the mere fact that they said, look, we ain't even talk about a long-term deal. So you play it on the franchise tag or you're not playing. Now he could hold out the first 10 games, come back the last seven and get a credit this season.

Speaker 2:
[42:57] No, come on man.

Speaker 1:
[42:59] I'm just telling you the possibility, Joe. I got to just put it out there for the chat. Let y'all know, theoretically, in order for him to get a credit for the credit this season, he could miss the first 10, play the last seven and he'd get an accredit this season. But they got two franchise tags. So theoretically, they could franchise them again. That's what they did that. It was when Dak signed, when he was going into the second franchise tag, it was the same time that D-Law, when he signed, he was going into the second franchise tag. So, just put that out there. That's it. I don't know if it's true or not, but I'm just saying. All right. It's time for our final segment of the evening. It's time for Q and A. Say, hey, the boss done told you, he said, you ain't getting no raise, so don't even come in here askin. Before we get to our super chat, guys, we got six video voice mails from our Discord. Let's take a listen to the first one.

Speaker 5:
[44:04] Unc, Ocho, Iso and still, hey Unc, someone said, er, I love the NFL, what the hell? That's my Michelle, Lakers in five.

Speaker 1:
[44:23] Let's take a listen to the second one.

Speaker 4:
[44:26] Unc, Ocho, Iso, what's up, man? I ain't mad, I had some questions, man, but as told, as told, it's cut it short, man. We got 45 seconds, so I gotta hurry up and rush my little shit in, man. I just wanted to say, man, I appreciate y'all, man. Y'all, I'm reporting live down here from Michigan, man. Y'all, y'all boys helping get through, man. Just watching y'all every day, man, no matter what a going through. At 12 o'clock, I know I could pop on that podcast and get a laugh, man. So I appreciate you boys, love you boys, man. Y'all be safe, man, and keep it up, man. Keep putting on. Ocho, quit being nasty, man.

Speaker 1:
[45:10] Yeah, thank you. I'm glad you got that one in. Yeah. Yeah, quit being nasty, Ocho. Here's our third one. Let's take a listen.

Speaker 6:
[45:19] Nightcap fam, Ocho, Iso Joe, and soon to be King Shayshay.

Speaker 3:
[45:27] I got you, Unc. How y'all guys doing tonight?

Speaker 6:
[45:30] Question for you. What is your favorite childhood memory? All right, much love.

Speaker 1:
[45:36] Favorite childhood memory. Ocho?

Speaker 3:
[45:39] Boy, that's a good one. Well, my favorite childhood memory was probably getting Bichon Frise. Did I say it right?

Speaker 1:
[45:46] Bichon Frise, yes.

Speaker 3:
[45:48] Yeah, getting him for Christmas. Probably getting him for Christmas. His name was Studley. I was a little kid, always wanted a dog. I didn't know what kind of dog I would get. Obviously my grandma didn't want to give me anything too big. So obviously something that she would have no problem cleaning up after or behind. Studley, that was my first dog.

Speaker 2:
[46:09] Mine would be my first basketball hoop. I'm talking about the one that you had to put the cement in the ground.

Speaker 1:
[46:15] Yeah, y'all pulled cement for that?

Speaker 2:
[46:18] Yeah. I got one of them big goals you were putting the ground. Yeah. Yeah. I was about eight, nine years old. I remember I came in the living room, I seen that thing, right away. You hear me? Because I used to go over to my homeboy's house to hoop because they all had goals. Yeah. Once I got mine, it was a wrap, Uncle Ocho. I had the secret sauce on them boys.

Speaker 1:
[46:41] Damn. Favorite childhood memory. I was just thinking, man, you know, my brother still got his skateboard that we got. I think I was like, I think we got them skateboards in 1975. My brother still got his. Damn, we keep talking, we keep talking about your joke. I'm trying to think, what's my favorite childhood memory? Might have been my first bicycle, but I left it behind my grandfather's car and he backed over it. I don't know, it's hard to say because I mean, when you got something, when you don't have a whole lot guys and you get stuff, you damn do, you know what I'm saying? It's hard to say. I got a, you know, a smiley face piggy bank. I got a bike. I got a skateboard. Maybe one of those handheld football games. Y'all guys remember those handheld football games that you got?

Speaker 2:
[47:55] Oh yeah, the Gameboy, the Gameboy joint.

Speaker 1:
[47:58] I'm proud to say that, proud to say that.

Speaker 6:
[48:00] I remember you.

Speaker 1:
[48:01] Somebody's talking about eating possum. That ain't no damn favorite childhood memory. And here's our fourth one. Let's take a listen.

Speaker 6:
[48:09] Hey, Joe and Iso, I appreciate y'all answering my question from last night. But, Ocho, I'm 37, not 57. So them songs, I don't know what you was doing. Joe, you got it right on the head, baby. I appreciate you. And then my other question was in there, with that special lady y'all got. What was that one thing about her that made her different from everybody else? And Joe, when the Hawks win game six, baby, trying to go do something, like, let's go to Magic City, let's go have some fun, whatever you want to do, baby. We can go get to it, baby. We can go get to it, man. Let's go have some fun, dog. Let's go have some fun, baby. I ain't gon flake like Ocho. He ain't talking about nothing. I'm on the way. We tipping, baby.

Speaker 1:
[48:50] That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2:
[48:52] Hey, I told y'all what that man wanted to hear. Hey, matter of fact, I got to send over to my Nightcap.

Speaker 1:
[49:00] You like your playlist?

Speaker 2:
[49:01] Y'all can post it. I got people in my DM. They looking for it. They looking for it, man. Hey, I got you.

Speaker 3:
[49:09] I like it. Hey, that second part of that question you asked would make that individual different from everybody else. That's a good one.

Speaker 2:
[49:22] Hey, for me, I'll be straight up. I've been doing hot yoga since 2009. I ain't dated a girl seriously who would even try it, bro. And my lady, not only did she try it, but she loved it. She's a certified instructor, Pilates instructor. She did it all, Uncle Ocho. She did it all. She did it for you. Yeah, but she make it go too, though. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she make it go. So I'm super appreciative of her, for sure.

Speaker 1:
[50:00] Oh, man. It was just talking. You know, you get a sense and you look at her and, you know, she's not like what you think. Like, oh, boy.

Speaker 2:
[50:15] Man. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[50:16] I remember the Joker. You remember the Joker? Oh, we got a live one here.

Speaker 3:
[50:19] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[50:24] But I think the thing is, she's the one that told me, like, you know, you start breathing when you like, I count your breath. And there are times that you stop breathing. And I think you're going too long. I wake you up. I like that. You do that. She said, yeah. She said, I don't go to sleep until I don't go to sleep. I watch you to make sure you're OK. OK. You heard. You heard.

Speaker 2:
[50:53] Ocho, what you got?

Speaker 3:
[50:55] Shoot, man. You know, all of us, you know, we have life. And to me, I see life is like a puzzle. And all through life, we always find that person to complete that puzzle, to be able to fit the rest of those pieces in so everything is whole at once. And when you know, you know. Yeah, I really know words that can really describe it. It's more of a feeling. It's more actions as opposed to it is words. Yeah. And so it's really based on the individual's actions and how they move. And you can tell, you can tell with something genuine. You can tell what something is not, especially at this point in life. You have so much experience. Then you can also tell when someone is acting and playing the long game. You can tell the difference with something genuine when it's not. So it's been very refreshing. It's been very refreshing. Some of the things I like, everything aligns as opposed to how it was before. Some of the things that I enjoyed, they would pretend they enjoyed it in the beginning. And as time went on, it exposed themselves like, okay, you really didn't like this. You just did it because it was something I like. So we like the same thing. So I mean, just everything is running smooth. And also my home, my home, I need peace. I need peace. It's chaotic enough around me. There's so many different moving parts to life in general. And whenever I'm home, I need my effing peace. And I got that.

Speaker 1:
[52:33] Thanks. You say, I'm on what you on. He said, I'm with the it's.

Speaker 2:
[52:42] He right with it.

Speaker 1:
[52:44] I said, you on that master beat, you body body? Cause I'm body. You body body? I'm body body.

Speaker 3:
[52:51] I'm body.

Speaker 1:
[52:51] We body. Okay. That's what type of time I'm on. Here's the fifth one. Let's take a listen. Ocho, Iso, what it do? Ocho, you got the best footwork in the NFL history.

Speaker 2:
[53:06] They won't throw that out, though. But I want all three of y'all take on this, NBA or NFL. If you was in today's game, would you still dominate?

Speaker 1:
[53:15] Or would some of the players today expose, you know, some of your game?

Speaker 2:
[53:20] Shut up. Hey, I think, I think, I think, I think, I definitely not think, but I definitely still be effective. You know, when I first came into the league, I can also guys one sidestepping and doing all these Euro and all. You probably had one dude doing a Euro and that was Janobla. Outside of that, guys weren't doing that. You know, the game has evolved. You know what I mean? It's just so many, it's so many different moves nowadays from the sidestep to everything else as far as dribbling and creating space. But the way the floor has opened up now, compared to when I first came in and you had traditional two bigs to where it probably was only one power forward shooting threes in the NBA.

Speaker 1:
[54:08] That was Dirk.

Speaker 2:
[54:10] And Antoine Walker. Outside of them, it wasn't no other big shooting threes.

Speaker 1:
[54:20] Before we go any further, Ocho, we got breaking news. Mike Brayville to seek counseling and will not be with the Patriots on NFL Draft Day.

Speaker 2:
[54:30] Damn. What do you need counseling for?

Speaker 3:
[54:33] Not a damn thing.

Speaker 1:
[54:36] Look, I just read what he said, guys. I don't know. I'm saying, if you remember, he said he had some very tough conversations with family members, very tough conversations, if I'm paraphrasing, with friends, his team, and the organization. Now, I don't know what those tough conversations was. I don't like to get into speculation, conjecture, or innuendo. Okay, but he said he needs counseling, you see? Well, it might be Ocho and Javon.

Speaker 2:
[55:09] They said Tiger needed counseling. Did he need that type of counseling?

Speaker 1:
[55:13] Uh-huh. New, I just getting word that new pictures hit the internet today. I didn't see, look, anything that come up there and they talk about Mike Grable, I'm gonna be honest, guys, I just scroll right on past it. I do. Anything to come up with the young lady, Diana Rossini, I scroll right past it. I'm not interested in it, I'm not. And I understand he's a coach, she's a reporter, she's an insider and I get the look or the mention of impropriety, but I don't really have any, I don't have anything to do with that, man.

Speaker 2:
[55:55] Gasset, be more careful.

Speaker 1:
[55:56] Hey, if you see how far those pictures were shot from, somebody pays some money for that. That's all I'm going to say. Scuba Steve, if your life depended on it, would you rather fight Prime Deontay Wilder in boxing or Francis Ngannou in MMA? Neither.

Speaker 2:
[56:19] Well, put your lights out, man. Playin.

Speaker 1:
[56:23] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[56:23] Ocho, who you rather fight?

Speaker 3:
[56:26] Sure, either one of them boys. They'll get this work, bro. You said my life depended on it? I'm just gonna have to, they gonna have to whoop my ass. They gonna have to show me.

Speaker 1:
[56:36] They ain't got to show me.

Speaker 3:
[56:38] I ain't got no choice. I ain't got no choice.

Speaker 1:
[56:43] You ain't beatin Nganu.

Speaker 3:
[56:46] I mean, shoot, I probably ain't beatin them one of them if it's in their prime, but I'm just showin for the track.

Speaker 1:
[56:51] Hey, cause at least the thing gets over to you. I'm about to run away, get it tied, cause you know what you're gonna get, we got no cardio. Nganu, at some point in time, you gonna have to lock up. It's over.

Speaker 3:
[57:04] You got to.

Speaker 1:
[57:07] I think I'm gonna take Wilder. I think I'm gonna take Wilder. Oh, we got video on voicemails? Go back? Okay. Real Sports Talk, Unc, you had no faith in the Suns tonight. See, usually the show starts after the playoff. You said, refused to cut the grass with Twizzlers tonight and wife them, huh? Bro, y'all lost, but guys, you know the game won that. So did you ever, at what point in time, did you think the Suns had a chance to win in the third quarter, fourth quarter?

Speaker 2:
[57:47] Yeah, he didn't think that. He thought that when the game first started, they stayed close.

Speaker 1:
[57:57] All right, check this out. We got here at our last video, Boardsmail.

Speaker 7:
[58:01] What's up, Nightcap Family? This is Willie Shoulders, all the way from Dallas, Texas, representing Jackson, Mississippi, sub 2, alumni of Jackson State University. Before I get started, let me do something about this here real quick. All right, I'm back. Got a question for, Unc, Iso, and Chad Ochocinco. If your life ended today, is there anything you feel that you didn't get to accomplish that you wish you had? If so, what would it be? Also, hey Joe, back in 2014, I want to thank you, hey, for taking a picture with me, bro. Hey, I appreciate that. Oh, man.

Speaker 2:
[58:48] Yes, sir.

Speaker 7:
[58:48] And Unc, got a picture with you also, here in Dallas.

Speaker 1:
[58:53] That's what's up.

Speaker 7:
[58:54] Appreciate it.

Speaker 1:
[58:58] Ocho, your life ended today.

Speaker 3:
[59:00] Hey, that's easy. That's easy for me, Unc and Joe.

Speaker 2:
[59:03] What's that?

Speaker 3:
[59:05] You know my, well, Unc probably knows. Joe, you don't know I have a very enthusiastic passion for marine biology and killer whales. My left, from my ankle all the way to my right hip, my, I have a leg sleeve of all killer whales, Joe. I love killer whales. This is my spirit animal.

Speaker 1:
[59:25] I didn't say nothing. Go ahead.

Speaker 3:
[59:26] What did you say? Hey, Joe, so, hey Joe, my dream of mine has always been, I've done everything crazy, Joe. My last dream of mine that I want to do before I pass is swim in the wild with killer whales. You could snorkel with them in Norway. You could snorkel with them in New Zealand. Obviously, I mean, because of scheduling and conflict, it's really hard for me to be able to get out there, especially during the season when they do do it, because it's during football season. But Joe, that's a dream of mine, Joe. I got to do it.

Speaker 2:
[59:56] Swimming with killer whales, bro?

Speaker 3:
[59:58] In the wild, boy. Yeah. In the wild. Yeah, there's been zero, zero reports of an attack on humans in the wild. Obviously, in captivity, yes, but hell, you would be upset, too, if you was swimming in a goddamn circle.

Speaker 2:
[60:14] Hold on, so it'll be a team of people going diving with you to take you down?

Speaker 3:
[60:18] Yeah. Yeah, they do it all the time, Joe. I just, I gotta get out there, Joe.

Speaker 2:
[60:22] But they ain't never crossed my mind to want to do nothing like that.

Speaker 3:
[60:25] Yeah, I can't wait, Joe. I can't wait. I'ma do it.

Speaker 2:
[60:29] I ain't really got, Unc, Ocho, I ain't really got no nothing at all, you know. Man, I've lived a pretty good life, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[60:37] Not yet, Joe. Not till you get that ice, Joe.

Speaker 1:
[60:40] Man, then you better come up with some damn ice. Lord help this man out, man. I'm good.

Speaker 2:
[60:50] I'm good.

Speaker 1:
[60:50] I've done everything I wanted to do. The only thing I've ever wanted to do was get my grandmother, my brother and I get my grandmother out of the situation. Take care of my family.

Speaker 2:
[60:58] Oh, man.

Speaker 1:
[60:59] Leave my kids in a good situation and hopefully they don't squander what I leave them, but I'm good. I'm good. All the bilateral hip replacement and the potential knee replacement down the road, I've done everything. God, you've been too good to me. I don't know why. I don't know why you bless me like this.

Speaker 2:
[61:26] Hey, that's because Mary Porter, she had you in church.

Speaker 1:
[61:30] Yeah, man.

Speaker 2:
[61:32] Them prayers, you ain't even know nothing about. I'm telling you, brother, when you're raised in a church, boy, it seems like you got a little favor now.

Speaker 1:
[61:40] You do. You got good and in bad. In my highest, you're God. At my lowest, you're still God. I got none. Boss man said, decided to go to pursue becoming a firefighter. Wish me luck. Boss man, wish you all the best, bro. TS. Car Wash Detail Service. My grandma was cheap, talking about, don't give a man enough money to buy a mosquito some stockings. Every new groove sweep clean. All by the James Greta used to say, I don't chew my food twice. That's what he said. He said, boy, don't make me chew this food twice. I'm like, you better chew that thing myself anytime. You chew, you talk about chew food twice. What he meant is don't make him repeat himself.

Speaker 2:
[62:27] There you go.

Speaker 7:
[62:29] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[62:33] Creek Knox, I love Iso, please make him permanent. L.Sharpe said, why Chad wearing them cool modiches? Franklin Stata, Ocho, you inspire me to become an efficient. Can you give a 42nd birthday shout out to my wife, Christine? She's finishing up nursing school and our son, Christian, turns 18th on the 29th, is committed to play D2 football at Franklin Pierce University. Ocho?

Speaker 3:
[63:04] Hey, happy birthday, Christine. To the little one, happy birthday as well. Many more blessings to come. Happy birthday to you. High sound, Joe. Happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2:
[63:22] It's a little dry, but it'll do. It'll do.

Speaker 1:
[63:24] Lee Mason said, Iso's playlist on Cognac and the ladies bring the strap. It's game time, Ocho. Don't fix. He's six for six like George. Praise God. This man ill, y'all. This man ill. Fred Stan 5. What's up, Ocho Key? What's y'all top three NFL NBA teams to never make it to the Super Bowl NBA Finals and win it all?

Speaker 3:
[63:55] Bengals.

Speaker 1:
[64:00] Buffalo Bills is one in football because Thurman, my guy, him and Patty Patty, I know you and Thurman watch it. So how y'all do it? Hey, you know, we were talking about going to the Kentucky Derby. Thurman hit me up. Buffalo. Who got to the Super Bowl and didn't win? Chargers. Feel bad for, even though that was before LT and Gates got there.

Speaker 7:
[64:35] And...

Speaker 1:
[64:44] Who else got there that didn't win? The Cardinals feel bad for since, because Fizz had a historic run. Ocho, you remember that run Fizz had? Go leading to the-

Speaker 3:
[64:58] In the playoffs? In the playoffs, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[65:01] You went crazy. So that. What's your NBA finals, Joe? Who your NBA team that got there but didn't win?

Speaker 2:
[65:09] The Orlando Magic, when Penny Hardaway was there with Shaq. Okay, Ocho. I can get down to that one. Yeah, they got swept by that Houston Rockets team. I was a huge, I'm talking about a huge Penny Hardaway fan. I'm talking about, I knew they was going to win it there. Yeah, I'm like, they got swept, bro. That's the Elijah and Gage, Shaq that worked. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[65:32] That dream shake, man.

Speaker 2:
[65:33] Yeah. Houston was tough, bro. They was tough.

Speaker 1:
[65:38] That one, yeah. I'm trying to think. Who else? Got there, but didn't win. Because it's so difficult, man. Because everybody thinks once you get there, you're going to get back like it's going to be a piece of cake to get back. Bro, ain't no damn guarantee you'll get your black ass back there.

Speaker 3:
[65:57] Very difficult.

Speaker 2:
[65:59] Damn.

Speaker 1:
[66:01] Nate Schrader gave Vinson his hot dog water. Who they?

Speaker 2:
[66:07] Chia.

Speaker 1:
[66:09] They say that man got, they say that Luke Canard got more points in one game than Vinson had in the playoff career with the Lakers.

Speaker 2:
[66:19] Man, y'all know, come on, look at the circumstances now. Y'all know they, Luke Canard getting a real, he getting more than a fair chance here right now.

Speaker 1:
[66:30] Foxy Momma said, I would love to see the bull rider John on Nightcap again. He was a cool kid. He was unbelievable. And we gonna have him on when the final, when the PBR finals come out to Vegas. We definitely have him back on. Ocho not gonna go. Joe, you wanna go?

Speaker 7:
[66:44] That's a little, yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm riding.

Speaker 1:
[66:47] Yeah, Ocho gonna ride the bull.

Speaker 2:
[66:48] That's a little, that's a little 20-year-old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, I ain't doing no bull riding though, but I'm gonna ride for you, Joe.

Speaker 3:
[66:58] Don't you worry about it.

Speaker 2:
[66:59] Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3:
[66:59] Hey, I'm gonna show you, people, hey, people in the world, they think they crazy? They ain't really crazy, Joe. I'm gonna get on that for you.

Speaker 2:
[67:06] How long can you stay on the bull, Ocho?

Speaker 3:
[67:08] Dude, hey, Joe, hey, Joe, I've been on that 1.5, Joe. I'm trying to go for three or four seconds, Joe. Yeah, I'm trying to go three or four seconds, Joe. If I don't do three or four seconds, I fail all of us.

Speaker 2:
[67:18] You ain't got enough practicing to go three, four seconds.

Speaker 3:
[67:21] Joe, it ain't no way to practice, Joe. How the hell am I practicing?

Speaker 2:
[67:24] You better go find you a bull someday, man.

Speaker 1:
[67:27] I don't know, Joe, have you ever seen a bull look close? I don't know, people don't realize how big they actually are. Give me your all effing muscle. Ain't no fat.

Speaker 3:
[67:35] Hey, at all.

Speaker 2:
[67:38] Man, I done seen some of the worst of the bull riding, so I'm straight.

Speaker 3:
[67:44] I'm gonna be straight, Joe. I got it. God got me.

Speaker 2:
[67:47] Yeah, I know, he got you. He got you.

Speaker 1:
[67:50] Shit. More tissues gonna have you before God get to you, though. Goat 2022, fellas. Have you ever seen a team shoot as bad as the Rockets, even a shooter like Reed Shepard can't hit? Iso, what adjustments would you make?

Speaker 2:
[68:09] Man, I was on that, what team was that? That Houston Rockets team, when we played the Golden State Warriors, we was up 3-1, I think, and they came back and we missed like, I think we missed 20-somethings. Yeah, yeah. And that was a go to the finals. So, I was in there, hell, I missed a couple of my damn self that game.

Speaker 1:
[68:33] Ocho, look like CJ from GTA San Andreas.

Speaker 3:
[68:39] I don't even play GTA.

Speaker 1:
[68:42] Christopher Evans.

Speaker 2:
[68:42] You ain't gonna play when they come out?

Speaker 3:
[68:44] Nah, you know, hey Joe, I'm FIFA, Call of Duty.

Speaker 1:
[68:47] Yeah, I'm gonna get on that car, Ocho, so I can get your tag and beat your ass.

Speaker 3:
[68:52] Hey, you don't know how to shoot, man.

Speaker 1:
[68:54] I know how to shoot, I just don't know how to play video games. I get Jordan to come hook it up, get me on there.

Speaker 2:
[69:00] All right. Hey, hey, hey, how about we get on there and click up and go whoop some ass? How about we do that?

Speaker 1:
[69:06] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[69:07] Well, I got to play trios.

Speaker 2:
[69:12] Yeah, we get Jordan to hook you up over there, man.

Speaker 1:
[69:14] You play video games, Joe?

Speaker 2:
[69:17] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[69:18] Joe, what you play, Joe?

Speaker 2:
[69:19] Man, I play whatever. I play a lot of sports game, Ocho, but I like a good adventure game like Assassin's Creed.

Speaker 3:
[69:27] Oh, okay.

Speaker 2:
[69:29] Hey, hold up. You seen that 007? It ain't called 007. What's his name about to come out with a game? Eagle Eye.

Speaker 1:
[69:37] Oh, Javon?

Speaker 2:
[69:40] Yeah, I think they finna come out with a new James Bond game, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[69:45] But I ain't played that since Nintendo 64.

Speaker 2:
[69:47] Wait, this thing ain't here real. Trust me.

Speaker 3:
[69:51] I ain't know, okay.

Speaker 2:
[69:52] Hey, what y'all know about that Metal Gear Solid and all that?

Speaker 3:
[69:55] I remember Metal Gear, remember Contra?

Speaker 2:
[69:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[69:58] Yeah, I ain't played no video games. I ain't never played no, I mean, I usually go to the arcade. We go to the arcade. I play Ms. Pac-Man, I play Joust, Tron a little bit, Gallagher. That's about the extent of my video game experience. I've never, used to play these bowling games where we, play tennis. We, but that's about it. I ain't know really. But to beat Ocho in a, Ujo in a card, I'm all for that.

Speaker 3:
[70:25] We gonna be on the same team. How you gonna beat us?

Speaker 1:
[70:28] I gotta beat you, then I'll get on your team.

Speaker 3:
[70:31] All right. All right.

Speaker 1:
[70:36] Grizzlies, be on Hello Nightcap. What's another position in football you think will evolve next? If you could pick one position other than to play, what would it be, offense or defense?

Speaker 3:
[70:49] Defense.

Speaker 1:
[70:50] Linebacker.

Speaker 2:
[70:51] What position on defense?

Speaker 3:
[70:53] That's DV, obviously.

Speaker 2:
[70:55] What did you say, Unc?

Speaker 1:
[70:55] Linebacker. Graveyard.

Speaker 2:
[70:58] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:59] For duty.

Speaker 2:
[71:03] You're going to be laying that hat.

Speaker 1:
[71:05] When I leave the field, bodies everywhere. Start with Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[71:12] I would have probably, I would have ran your ass over, Unc.

Speaker 1:
[71:16] Hey, Joe, I bet I brought his family together. I bet I brought his family together. Everybody tell the story. Everybody tell the man, you know Ocho was funny, boy. That one thing about Ocho, he was alive for the party. Everybody hyped him up, he don't know nothing about it. We eat turkey, got ham, dressing, mac and cheese, potato salad. I brought the family together, Ocho. Fresh Friday showed up, talking about who did this to my daddy. Shannon Poe, Ocho, start, bench, cut, former Miami first round, for round one wide out. Santana Moss, Dre, Reggie Wayne.

Speaker 5:
[72:10] Ooh, god damn.

Speaker 3:
[72:14] Yeah, I'm gonna start, damn, them are my boys too, man. I'm a star, I'm a star, Dre. I'm a bench, Reggie, and I'm a cut tanner, man.

Speaker 1:
[72:27] Damn, tanner.

Speaker 3:
[72:30] I hate it got to be like that. They was the truth, boy. They're my boys, man.

Speaker 1:
[72:35] Tony SG, draft tomorrow, fellas. What's the best draft class ever? My opinion, 2011. It's hard to disagree. It's hard to disagree. They're gonna have a ass load of Hall of Famers in that draft class.

Speaker 3:
[72:47] Yeah, that 2011 was special, boy.

Speaker 1:
[72:50] Von Miller, JJ Watt, Julio Shurm, I mean, Cam Hayward, Cam Jordan.

Speaker 3:
[72:59] Cam.

Speaker 2:
[73:00] Damn.

Speaker 1:
[73:00] They're gonna have a boatload of them.

Speaker 3:
[73:02] Who was number one? Cam, right? Okay.

Speaker 1:
[73:06] And then Von was number two, Marcel Darius. Then you had Pat P.

Speaker 3:
[73:13] Pat went number seven, I think.

Speaker 1:
[73:14] No, Pat went like four, five.

Speaker 3:
[73:18] Four? You went that?

Speaker 2:
[73:19] AJ. Oh, that's.

Speaker 1:
[73:20] And then Julio.

Speaker 2:
[73:22] Damn, that's a hell of a class.

Speaker 3:
[73:24] Hell of a class, boy.

Speaker 1:
[73:26] Who was 2017? Yeah, yeah, 2017, you got Miles Garrett, you got Pat Mahone, you got Cooper Cupp, McCaffrey, TJ. Watt. But you look at, think about it, Vaughn Miller, JJ. Watt, AJ. Green, Julio Jones, Pat Peterson, Richard Sherman, Cam Hayward, Cam Jordan, Tyron Smith. That's just, that was the first rounders. Sherman was like a second or third rounder. I mean, look at the first round, pull up 2011. That is crazy. They're gonna have it, they're gonna have a potential to 10 Hall of Famers in one draft class.

Speaker 5:
[74:18] Damn.

Speaker 1:
[74:21] Pat P, what Pat P went, fourth or fifth? Pat P went fifth, who went fourth? AJ Green went fourth. Pat P went fifth, Julio went what, six? Six. Tyron Smith went nine for the Cowboys. JJ Watt went 11.

Speaker 3:
[74:39] That's a big boy.

Speaker 1:
[74:41] Mike Ponson went 15. Cam Jordan, Cam Hayward. Richard Sherman was in that draft.

Speaker 2:
[74:53] Damn.

Speaker 3:
[74:54] Yeah, them boys, that's stacked, but that draft was stacked.

Speaker 1:
[75:00] The Pittsburgh Steelers had the best draft class ever. The 74th draft had five first-rounders. I mean, five Hall of Famers in one draft class. Their first round pick, second round pick, third round pick, fourth round pick, and an undrafted Fridger all made the Hall of Fame. Lance Wan, Jack Lambert, John Stallworth, Mike Webster, Donny Schell. One draft class got five Hall of Famers. You'll never see that again. You'll never gonna see that again, Ocho. Not like that. Damn. You like 2017? Ash like 2017? MC Robinson, Unc, your grandma told you not to look or touch anything at the store. When I was a kid, my grandma used to leave me at checkout. With no cash, I would wait for her to lie. There's a lie behind me. LaVar, who is your top five athletes who didn't win a championship? Ocho, I do believe in you. Iso, Devo, Fetalur, why they call them hellahands. Knock them out.

Speaker 3:
[76:17] I'm trying to think.

Speaker 1:
[76:18] Top five athletes who didn't win a championship.

Speaker 3:
[76:21] A championship, Barry.

Speaker 1:
[76:24] Oh yeah, for sure. Randy.

Speaker 3:
[76:28] T-O.

Speaker 1:
[76:28] T-O.

Speaker 3:
[76:29] Randy.

Speaker 1:
[76:31] Vic. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[76:33] Mike.

Speaker 5:
[76:36] Shoot, Ocho.

Speaker 1:
[76:39] Bo Jackson.

Speaker 3:
[76:42] I forgot about Bo. Bo, take me out, put Bo. That's fine.

Speaker 1:
[76:49] Nick, you keep telling people these black billionaires are not hitting trumpers. All that matters is that all these black millionaires are hitting trumpers. All that matters is their bank account.

Speaker 2:
[77:05] Hold on. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1:
[77:06] He was trying to say these black millionaires are hitting trumpers. All that matters is their bank account.

Speaker 3:
[77:19] I mean, hold on. All that matters is their bank account. So are they supposed to lose? Never mind.

Speaker 1:
[77:28] If that was the case, I mean, I think there's a lot of black millionaires that vote the other way. Are they some that vote for Trump? Yeah. You know, my grandparents always say, son, vote for the man that's best suited for you. But I know I can't in good conscience have this while so many other people suffer. Yeah, I have. But I think, and I try to do what I can to help those that are less fortunate. Maybe that's why I've been blessed. But to each his own. I don't tell a man how to vote because I don't know what his situation is. But you vote how you vote. Jack Buffs, big three. When did you realize the 95 wasn't for y'all? Well, I never had no 95. I had a 77. I realized at a very young age because I had that job at about five or six years of age. Who wants to work a job where you don't have medical, you don't have time off because you work a job that if you didn't work, you didn't get paid. I never had a job, guys, where if I didn't work, I still got paid.

Speaker 2:
[78:50] Right.

Speaker 1:
[78:51] Hell, I remember that first time I heard PTO. I said, what the hell is PTO? I know what a PTO was in the field, that's power transfer. But I was like, PTO, that's like paid time off. I'm like, what, if I don't come to work, I still get paid? Hell, in football, yeah, during the season. Once the season over, Ochocinco, you ain't no more checks coming in unless you had your salary spread out over the entirety of the year. But I knew hell nah, I couldn't work for that.

Speaker 2:
[79:21] Hey, working at that damn UPS, unloading, loading them big ass trucks. I told y'all I worked the graveyard shift and I could see all the men in there with them back braces on. Yeah. They told me, man, you need to get you a back brace. Man, I'm 17 years old. He told me, I ain't finna be working here long.

Speaker 1:
[79:38] I ain't finna be here long enough to do my back to her. Yeah, you see it all them old men, how they all out there, like, nah. Medical, you get something wrong with you, you can't go to the doctor, you can't, nah. Hell nah, that wasn't for me. I needed money. Working at 95 wasn't gonna change anything in Mary Porter's life. That's what I realized. It wasn't a job. I realized that the money that I was making doing what I was doing was not gonna change Mary Porter's life. As a matter of fact, I was gonna be the exact same since your damn wishin. The only thing probably gonna be different, I was gonna have indoor plumbing. No, I'm sorry guys. Trey Carter, don't listen to Ocho in Iso. That pepper, it climbed back the same, go Papa Vane, that man. Come on, Ocho.

Speaker 3:
[80:27] Yeah, see, he know Papa Vane. You see what I'm saying? See, he know. He must have tried it, okay? Tell you.

Speaker 2:
[80:34] Man, you put salt on snails.

Speaker 3:
[80:38] Hey, nah, listen to me, Joe. I'm trying to, listen. Joe, listen to me. Just try it one time. Put salt and pepper on the bed. All right?

Speaker 2:
[80:46] Unc, you know I know better.

Speaker 1:
[80:48] Almighty James, Unc, you choose him as your co-host. Yeah, but he still, yeah, I mean, hey, he still need help.

Speaker 2:
[81:02] That boy need more than some help.

Speaker 3:
[81:04] Who need help, me?

Speaker 2:
[81:05] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[81:07] Oh, nah, I'm good, I'm good. I don't need no help now.

Speaker 2:
[81:10] Hey, that's what a drunk person say when you tell them, hey, man, you're drunk.

Speaker 3:
[81:14] I don't drink, Joe. I don't drink.

Speaker 1:
[81:17] No, he said, he has an analogy. That's what a drunk person says. I don't need no help. That's what most people say. They don't need help when in actuality, they need help.

Speaker 2:
[81:28] And there you go.

Speaker 1:
[81:29] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[81:30] No, y'all need to live a little bit. I don't need no help. I'm on the right side of the track.

Speaker 1:
[81:35] Not. JSK say, hey, Gose, can you wish me and my daughter, Jaleesa, get a happy birthday? We're 24 years apart, but now my birthday is her day. And this some bull jive to Chad, bro. He was still like, I love you guys and thanks. Yes. Happy birthday, JSK to you and Jaleesa. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy 24th to her. Hope you guys celebrated. Hope you guys did something fun. What does father and daughter do on a birthday? You take them out to eat, have a good time. Maybe check out a movie. Hey, just talk. Tell her how special she is. How proud you are to have her as a daughter. Jaleesa, tell him how proud you are, how proud you are to have him as a father. You wouldn't have it any other way. Kyle Simpson, listen, money ain't everything, but it ranks up there with oxygen, and the Grizzlies, Memphis, it's about the Dr. King situation in the city. Man, Braun, that's what your Space Jam movie was trash. Y'all still got Graceland, y'all got FedEx, you got the Civil Rights Museum, the Lorraine Hotel. Had LeBron not said anything. It's just a matter of time. It's all about money, guys, it's all about money. Mickey entertains, if a blind person goes to a wake, is it still a viewing? Lady Ray says, hey guys, I got a joke for y'all. What's the difference between a black eyed pea and chickpeas? Black eyed peas can sing, that's a song. Chickpeas get only hummus one.

Speaker 2:
[83:19] Hummus one.

Speaker 1:
[83:20] I like that, I like that, lady. Samuel AKM. 18, dang, y'all couldn't even wait for the Thunder game to end. That's crazy work, thoughts on Jalen Williams' left hammy injury.

Speaker 2:
[83:37] Jalen Williams for OKC? You heard his hamstring?

Speaker 1:
[83:41] Yup, that's what they say. Do I, I'm trying to fake. Can they win a championship without him? I don't think they can. I don't think they can.

Speaker 2:
[83:57] You don't think so?

Speaker 1:
[83:58] I don't know if anybody in the West with, without Wimby and San Antonio and without Luka and AR coming back, I think they have enough even in the West. Can they beat Boston? I don't think they can beat Boston. Not without him. That's just me. I couldn't be wrong, Joe. What you think?

Speaker 2:
[84:24] It's going to be hard to beat Boston without them, without me, without Jalen. I agree with you on that. But I think to get through the Western Conference, maybe they can beat the Spurs, but I don't even know if they can beat without Jalen.

Speaker 1:
[84:40] I don't think they can beat the Spurs without, if the Spurs get Wimby back. I don't think OKC, I don't think OKC can beat the Spurs without him.

Speaker 2:
[84:50] Oh yeah, well, Spurs can get them, Wimby coming back in this series. It may not be game three, but he damn sure gonna be back in game four.

Speaker 1:
[84:58] Because he had it going. I mean, he was 19 points. He had 711s, two or three. He had plus 17 in only 23 minutes. So, Tete Ocho, 20. Never ate in front or back, never will. My people tell me I'll be single forever. I don't ask for anything I don't give, thoughts.

Speaker 2:
[85:19] What?

Speaker 1:
[85:20] He said he'll, you know, he'll be asking for that. So he ain't trying to do that.

Speaker 2:
[85:24] Yeah. Right.

Speaker 1:
[85:27] I'm going to ask him.

Speaker 3:
[85:28] He's going to be asking for what?

Speaker 2:
[85:30] He'll be asking, you know, about the grocery.

Speaker 1:
[85:34] No, he said he don't do that. So if they say, you know, he don't do that, he don't get that, he cool with it.

Speaker 2:
[85:40] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[85:40] Yeah, that's on him. That's fine. I'm a, hey, I want my FedEx Amazon next day.

Speaker 2:
[85:51] Don't worry about it.

Speaker 1:
[85:54] Y'all say, why is Ocho heading on Dallas franchise tagging Pickens? But when the Bingo did the exact same thing, the tee a year ago, he was all for it. Ocho, that's a question.

Speaker 2:
[86:03] Come on, now.

Speaker 3:
[86:05] I was not for it. What are you talking about? I say the same thing. Now I'm never for it. I'm never for franchise tag period because they force you to better yourself and if you get hurt, you're not getting the money you deserve.

Speaker 2:
[86:17] What happened to T Higgins? Did he get hurt?

Speaker 3:
[86:20] Nah.

Speaker 2:
[86:20] Did he get his money?

Speaker 3:
[86:22] You don't want to take that chance.

Speaker 2:
[86:24] Did he get his money?

Speaker 3:
[86:25] You don't want to take that chance.

Speaker 2:
[86:26] Did he get his money?

Speaker 3:
[86:27] You heard what I said, Joe. Don't piss me off.

Speaker 2:
[86:30] Did the man get his money?

Speaker 1:
[86:31] The only player I can think about who got hurt and got their money was who, Ocho? Dak.

Speaker 3:
[86:36] Quarterback Dak. That's it. In skill position, they're not giving you your money.

Speaker 1:
[86:43] What's something most people miss?

Speaker 3:
[86:46] Hey, see, Joe, Joe just wanted to play on the franchise tag. He just cared about his fandom to the Cowboys. He don't care nothing about George Pickens security, long-term security. See how the fans do you? They don't care nothing about the player. They just want to make sure he play and put on that goddamn helmet with that stone.

Speaker 2:
[87:07] He gonna get his money, Ocho?

Speaker 3:
[87:09] No, no. I told you your owner was going to play with him when the season was going on. I knew they were going to pull his bulls-eye out. I'm sick of this shit. Pickens to the Raiders.

Speaker 1:
[87:24] The gentleman says, what's something most people misunderstand about you and can you make a post with different mixes and concoctions with your La Portier? Absolutely. We actually have some where we have a determination, we have discipline, we have dedication. You can do a sidecar. Yeah, there are numerous things that you can do with the La Portier. So just go to laportier.com and look up some of the ingredients. But we have a Mary Porter. We have a lot of we have probably about eight, nine, ten different concoctions you can make. What is something most people misunderstand about you, Joe?

Speaker 2:
[88:02] Misunderstand about me? It's probably that I'm quiet. I'm reserved, but I get to know you, you get to know me. I open up a little bit.

Speaker 1:
[88:12] You feel me? Talk too damn much now.

Speaker 2:
[88:15] Oh man, come on.

Speaker 1:
[88:18] You see how I'm saying, Ochocinco? I mean, he's just, I let my day up. He say, Ochocinco, I told you, I told you.

Speaker 2:
[88:26] Hey, hey, I knew I had to beat y'all at y'all own game, fellas. You know, that's all it was. If I beat y'all at y'all own game, I got y'all ass. Got y'all ass, got y'all ass.

Speaker 1:
[88:40] What's misunderstood about you, Ochocinco?

Speaker 3:
[88:43] Ain't nothing misunderstood about me, Unc.

Speaker 2:
[88:46] Yeah, open book.

Speaker 3:
[88:47] Hey, Joe, it's never misunderstanding because I'm very open. I'm very direct. So, there's really no gray area. What you see is what you get. Hey, Joe, when I was on the field, was that not crazy?

Speaker 2:
[88:57] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[88:58] When I'm on this show, am I not crazy?

Speaker 2:
[89:01] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[89:02] Ain't nothing changed. So, it's really nothing to misunderstand, you know what I mean? I mean, it's just what you see is what you get.

Speaker 2:
[89:08] Well, I think over the last, over the past couple of weeks, they probably learned a lot about you, though. You know, a lot more.

Speaker 3:
[89:13] They learned that they can't.

Speaker 2:
[89:15] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[89:15] Hey, Joe, what have they learned? That they couldn't have Google to just pull it up on YouTube.

Speaker 1:
[89:21] They couldn't Google that up.

Speaker 2:
[89:23] That you like to toot it up?

Speaker 3:
[89:26] Toot it who?

Speaker 2:
[89:27] You like to toot it up?

Speaker 3:
[89:28] Toot it from IHOP? I like that music.

Speaker 1:
[89:30] That Fresh and Fruity brother, Fruity Tootie. That Ruedy Tootie, Fresh and Fruity.

Speaker 2:
[89:36] Yeah, yeah. They know you like to toot it up. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[89:39] Hey, hey, see, you see when it comes to certain things, right? Y'all say everything I say is a lie, but all of a sudden everybody believe this.

Speaker 1:
[89:48] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[89:49] It ain't far-fetched. They can see it. They can see it.

Speaker 3:
[89:51] I mean, hey, listen, if it ain't far-fetched, y'all better make sure everything I say, y'all believe that too.

Speaker 1:
[90:00] What'd they get wrong? Y'all, they get everything wrong about me. What I like, he like is, he ain't never, he ain't never been with nobody over 140. He ain't do this. He like this. He like that. They swear they know everything about me. How do y'all know so much about me? Well, y'all never seen me. I'm just trying to figure that out. Help me understand. How y'all know so much? What I like, what I like in women?

Speaker 2:
[90:32] They paying attention.

Speaker 1:
[90:35] They did not. They think they know. They have no idea. They be talking. He ain't never did this. He ain't never did that. Good. And I agree with you, Ocho. Like when I say I ain't this or I live like that, they don't believe that. But somebody else say something about me, they believe that. So you don't believe the person that actually lived the experience, you don't believe that. But somebody that's not a said person that's Indian, you believe that.

Speaker 2:
[91:12] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[91:14] I'm just trying to figure out how does that work? But okay, it's good. Boomer, GSX, what's up, Ocho, Unc, Iso, can you wish my nephew, Jalen Davis, good luck on running for Mr. 22nd, Mr. Wilberforce University. Absolutely. Jalen, good luck.

Speaker 3:
[91:37] Good luck, bro.

Speaker 1:
[91:38] Mr. Wilberforce University. Good luck, partner. Wish you all the best. Last one, Papyrace Ochocinco. Put me on the game with a dial-up, cranberry bar soap a few months ago. That is hard to find.

Speaker 3:
[91:55] Yeah. Hey, don't buy it all up now, cause I'm gonna still be looking for it.

Speaker 2:
[91:59] What is it? A cranberry bar soap?

Speaker 3:
[92:01] Yeah, bar soap, dial cranberry soap.

Speaker 1:
[92:03] You still use bar soap?

Speaker 3:
[92:06] Yes, I always use bar soap.

Speaker 2:
[92:08] I use some from time to time. I use a little bar soap from time to time.

Speaker 1:
[92:11] I can't stand seeing your pubic hairs on there, I'm good. Even though you know, I wax, I'm straight.

Speaker 2:
[92:25] Hey, back in the day, you used to use that bar soap till it got all the way down.

Speaker 1:
[92:29] All the way down, Joe.

Speaker 3:
[92:31] Hey, well you couldn't even use a goddamn size of a quarter. You had to put it in your hand.

Speaker 1:
[92:38] That thing was the size of a quarter. Yeah, well you know, I'm like a finks. I'm hairless.

Speaker 2:
[92:48] Well, you go get, what you got going in the morning, 8.30.

Speaker 3:
[92:52] Where you going?

Speaker 2:
[92:53] The laser joiner, you just go get waxed.

Speaker 1:
[92:55] My girl Savannah gonna take care of it.

Speaker 2:
[92:58] Damn.

Speaker 3:
[92:59] Okay, and there we go, Unc. There you go.

Speaker 2:
[93:01] Hey, hold up. You get the whole, the whole shebang all the way.

Speaker 3:
[93:07] Okay, okay. I like that.

Speaker 1:
[93:08] Unc.

Speaker 3:
[93:09] Hey, they do like the little ending happy.

Speaker 1:
[93:12] Ain't no ending. No, ain't no no no. I don't fool around like that now.

Speaker 3:
[93:16] Oh, okay. I'm just, I'm just, my bad. I ain't know what kind of services they provided.

Speaker 1:
[93:23] No waxing.

Speaker 3:
[93:24] That sounds cool. I like that.

Speaker 1:
[93:25] Nose, eyebrows, ears, and then from neck down.

Speaker 3:
[93:31] Okay, okay. I'm going to try that.

Speaker 1:
[93:33] Oh, Lord have mercy. Don't you try that no more. Please make sure you, please. Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. Y'all know who I am. I'm your favorite up. There's my partner, the former pro bowler and all pro from Cincinnati Big League. That is Chad Ochocinco Johnson and the seven time NBA All-Star from the Atlanta Hawks, University of Arkansas alum. That is Iso Joe Johnson. Please make sure you hit that subscribe button. Please make sure you hit the like button and go subscribe to the Nightcap Podcast feed wherever you get your podcasts from. Thank you guys for your support and your continued support. Those looking to purchase a bottle of Shea by La Portier, head over to laportiercognac.com if it's currently unavailable in a state or city near you. Remember, it is a premium VSOP Cognac, the best tasting smoothest VSOP Cognac on the market. But it drinks like an XO. Try it. I'm sure you'll be very, very impressed. Please drink responsibly and stay safe. Tomorrow, Ocho and I will be live throughout the entire first round of the draft. We'll be joined by drafted players, current players, coaches and analysts and more. Nightcap is the place to be for all things draft. We want to thank our very special guest, Keonte Scott from the U and Clemson Cornerback Avion Terrell, who joined us tonight. Want to wish these young men the best of luck. The Pistons beat the Magic, 98-83, to even that series up at 1-1. Now the series shift back to Orlando for the next two games. We'll see if Detroit can get a game and get this in retake home court. Luka and Austin Reeves. Luka is not expected to return in the first round. Austin Reeves is closer to return than Luka. He could be back late in this series if need be. We'll see how that plays out. The Lakers beat the Suns yesterday. Excuse me. The Lakers beat the Rockets yesterday, 1-on-1 94, LeBron James 28 points, eight rebounds, seven assists. Marcus Martin had 25 points, Luke Kennard had 23 points, and the Thunder beat the Suns by the score of 1-20-1-07. But Jalen Williams left this game with a hamstring injury. We'll see how that plays out. Thank you guys for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. I'm Unc, he's Iso, he's Ocho. Ocho and I are back tomorrow to discuss the draft. Ocho, we'll see. Iso, where is Iso back? Iso is back with us on Friday. Thank you guys for joining us tonight. We'll see you tomorrow. Peace.