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Speaker 1:
[00:00] La La Land, Los Angeles, California. The boys are coming. We're going to be there May 7th at the Balesco Theater as a part of the, Netflix is a joke fest.

Speaker 2:
[00:10] Yes, and then we're going to be in Portland, Maine at the Empire Comedy Club, Pittsburgh Improv and Hilarity's out there in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets. These shows are going to sell out. These are great markets. We love the homies and bozos in these cities. We'll see you there.

Speaker 1:
[00:23] We'll see you there. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find enough to group to be classy.

Speaker 2:
[00:34] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[00:34] But they're just a big old piece of trash.

Speaker 2:
[00:36] Basura.

Speaker 1:
[00:37] I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She has two tickets. Okay. For the Phillies Cubs game tonight.

Speaker 2:
[00:45] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[00:46] At tootiestickets.com.

Speaker 2:
[00:47] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[00:48] You want to pick them up.

Speaker 2:
[00:49] I assume you bought that domain name.

Speaker 1:
[00:50] No, she did. She's making her run at StubHub. Okay. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.

Speaker 2:
[01:04] Oh, Shocks. Hey, everybody. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you read my fucking yes. Ended it.

Speaker 1:
[01:11] You said all the material right there.

Speaker 2:
[01:13] I said, oh, yeah, you know, what's up, everybody? Shout out to you. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing a frigging charts. Oh, baby got video over there. And then obviously the greatest website of all time. I want to tell anybody in this room, www.patreon.com/are you garbage? You go over there, get all that bonus content gang.

Speaker 1:
[01:32] Yes, sir. Kippy, we could be more excited. They are incredibly and I mean, incredible. We cracked that right on spot. That was beautiful. Like we're at a cookout. Incredibly special guest back with us again today. I was thinking about this this morning in the shower.

Speaker 3:
[01:48] Now I got to think about you in the shower.

Speaker 1:
[01:52] If there was ever anybody to challenge the king of the burbs, it would be this gentleman, Yanni Papita. And I would say he squeaks by you just on looks alone because he walked in here like he managed a beastie boy. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[02:09] Yanky, chain hanging, looking past you a little bit.

Speaker 1:
[02:13] Shades on. He wears a pair of shorts better than anybody you've ever seen.

Speaker 3:
[02:18] All you got to do is find the right crew. It's all relative.

Speaker 2:
[02:22] Sure.

Speaker 1:
[02:23] Yannis Pappas, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3:
[02:24] You don't got to be the fastest on the Serengeti.

Speaker 2:
[02:27] No.

Speaker 3:
[02:27] Just a little faster than the rest. And when I walked into this room, baby, I felt like Brad Pitt.

Speaker 1:
[02:32] Holy shit. And you were a vibe when you walked in. Yeah. It was like a Mountain Dew commercial. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[02:38] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:38] Unbelievable.

Speaker 2:
[02:39] I call them Mr. Pappas.

Speaker 1:
[02:42] Summertime, Yanni. I tell you, nothing better.

Speaker 3:
[02:44] Oh, it's nice.

Speaker 2:
[02:45] You got the grill going up there? I don't picture you as grillin.

Speaker 3:
[02:48] Got the grill going on. And right now, what we're thinking about doing is doing the permanent, the permanent.

Speaker 2:
[02:54] The building.

Speaker 1:
[02:55] The fire pit?

Speaker 3:
[02:55] No, the fire pit's already out. Fire pit's already out and done.

Speaker 2:
[02:59] Yanni likes getting shit in.

Speaker 3:
[03:01] Yeah, we got the fire pit. The pool's gone in the ground.

Speaker 1:
[03:04] What?

Speaker 3:
[03:05] So yeah, I put pool in the ground.

Speaker 1:
[03:07] Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Speaker 3:
[03:08] I'm building a resort back there.

Speaker 2:
[03:12] How big is this pool? How deep?

Speaker 3:
[03:14] We got a nice, we got the shell pool.

Speaker 2:
[03:16] That's a good shell. You drop it right in there.

Speaker 3:
[03:19] We dropped it right in.

Speaker 2:
[03:20] Which I feel like would be trashy, but you see those a lot now. Probably just makes so much more. It's probably so much cheaper.

Speaker 1:
[03:25] Fiberglass shell.

Speaker 3:
[03:25] Fiberglass shell, yeah. That's the way to go. I did all the research. You do all the research. Push comes to shove when it comes to the maintenance and all the stuff you got to think about. You got to go with the shell.

Speaker 1:
[03:35] And the number.

Speaker 3:
[03:36] You don't want to go, what is it? The granite. The granite. The granite.

Speaker 1:
[03:39] The granite. The granite.

Speaker 3:
[03:41] No, the good night. Good night. I know a lot of people say go good night. What? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:45] What's that like the white?

Speaker 3:
[03:46] Good night is when you want to when you really want to custom your pool, make it look a certain way. But the upkeep, the maintenance is just not worth it.

Speaker 2:
[03:52] Throw and go.

Speaker 3:
[03:53] Yeah. Just not worth it.

Speaker 1:
[03:54] So it's fiber.

Speaker 3:
[03:56] Yeah. Got nights for the crypto guys.

Speaker 1:
[03:58] I like you. I like you. And he's dancing around. Now, you know what? The maintenance is like that. It's about $30,000 more.

Speaker 3:
[04:05] Listen, the guy sold me. What can I do? All I can do is nod and pretend like I know what he's talking about.

Speaker 1:
[04:10] They show up with it on a trailer.

Speaker 3:
[04:11] They show up with a trailer and they dropped it.

Speaker 1:
[04:14] That's awesome. So the sideways pool coming down the street.

Speaker 3:
[04:18] It's a yes. So it's going to get it. So they they they they place it on the front lawn. First thing they did.

Speaker 1:
[04:25] Right.

Speaker 3:
[04:25] Then they got to remove all my gates to get it in. They pick it up and they drop it. I mean, boom, and it cracks. And then I got a broken pool. They left it on my lawn.

Speaker 2:
[04:35] Talk about your neighbors not liking you.

Speaker 3:
[04:36] Three months, I had a massive pool on my front lawn.

Speaker 1:
[04:39] You're lying.

Speaker 3:
[04:40] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:40] Are you fucking with me?

Speaker 1:
[04:41] Three months it took them to come get it?

Speaker 3:
[04:42] Yeah, it took them because the weather, whatever they had to order the new one.

Speaker 1:
[04:46] Why didn't they take it back?

Speaker 2:
[04:47] Right then.

Speaker 1:
[04:48] They should.

Speaker 3:
[04:48] I don't I don't know. They just said they got to order the new one and they left it there and then the snow. And it was there for like three months. And it was just sitting on my lawn, a big, massive pool. Nah, he'd sit on my front lawn. That's bozo shit right there. Not in the ground. No, above ground. No, no, just right out there. And it was broken, too. I mean, it was just a mess. My house was, this winter was a mess. We were jammed up with the snow this winter. It was a mess.

Speaker 1:
[05:12] Dude, that's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[05:13] That's insane, dude. You don't belong in the summer. You are a city guy.

Speaker 3:
[05:17] I didn't drop it. I didn't drop it.

Speaker 1:
[05:19] I just said you were a contender for King of the Birds.

Speaker 2:
[05:21] This guy's got a broken pool in the front yard. You're saying he's coming for the crown? What are you nuts?

Speaker 1:
[05:24] He's got a pool getting delivered like it's a UFO coming down the street. And the government got their hands on it. Everyone's surprised it wasn't a tarp over there.

Speaker 2:
[05:32] All the neighbors looking out the window. What the fuck are they up to out there?

Speaker 3:
[05:35] It was definitely an eyesore for a little while.

Speaker 2:
[05:37] What did you say to the neighbors?

Speaker 3:
[05:39] Nobody asked me anything.

Speaker 2:
[05:40] That's not good because they're talking shit behind your back.

Speaker 3:
[05:42] Yeah, nobody said anything. It didn't come up.

Speaker 1:
[05:44] They talked to you after?

Speaker 2:
[05:45] How did that doesn't come up?

Speaker 3:
[05:46] Yeah, nobody approached me about it. I think everyone, you know, it's funny when you're getting work done, everyone slows down past your house. Yeah, there's talk going on.

Speaker 2:
[05:55] I got hit with that. They go, I got my hair cut. Where do you live? I live right over there. And he goes, I got a guy got a lot of work done. I said, you had guy got a lot of work done. Guy got a lot of work done.

Speaker 1:
[06:04] He said, you get a lot of work done?

Speaker 2:
[06:05] He said, yeah, you're the guy that got a lot of work done.

Speaker 1:
[06:08] Really?

Speaker 3:
[06:09] Yeah, they know.

Speaker 2:
[06:10] They know.

Speaker 3:
[06:10] The town knows.

Speaker 2:
[06:11] They know. You drop a dumpster. They know.

Speaker 1:
[06:14] I would have stopped and been like, what the fuck does that mean?

Speaker 2:
[06:16] Yeah, let them know. I got a little bit of cash I'm throwing around. I'm talking open floor plan. We opened her up. Knock down some walls. We started knocking down walls.

Speaker 3:
[06:25] You got to open it up.

Speaker 1:
[06:26] You got to open it up.

Speaker 3:
[06:27] Open concept. You got to go open concept.

Speaker 2:
[06:29] You got to open it up.

Speaker 3:
[06:30] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[06:31] What do you mean?

Speaker 3:
[06:31] I want my house to...

Speaker 2:
[06:32] You know nothing.

Speaker 3:
[06:33] I want it to look like a artist studio. Open. Just open. I want to see the kids. I want to see everybody all the time. No walls.

Speaker 1:
[06:39] Yeah, you got a pool in your front yard.

Speaker 3:
[06:41] No, the pool. Yeah, the pool is now in the back.

Speaker 2:
[06:44] So is it open yet or no? It will be open this season.

Speaker 3:
[06:46] It will be open this season.

Speaker 2:
[06:47] What's the date they're looking at?

Speaker 3:
[06:49] They're looking at May 2nd. But if they say May 2nd, could be, you know, could be mid. Could be mid-July, August. You never know.

Speaker 1:
[06:56] So they dug the hole.

Speaker 3:
[06:57] Dug the hole, put it in, did the plumbing, did the electrical. You know, right now, it looks like it could be... My backyard looks like it could be...

Speaker 2:
[07:07] Is there any standing water in that pool?

Speaker 3:
[07:09] It looks a little Tehran-ish right now. It looks like it's Tehran a little bit.

Speaker 1:
[07:13] Really?

Speaker 3:
[07:13] It's just like a bomb went off.

Speaker 1:
[07:15] Like a North Korean resort?

Speaker 3:
[07:16] It looks like a North Korean resort. It looks like Israel has taken a peek at where my house is. Because it's just dirt, the grass is gone, they dug up, there's rocks everywhere.

Speaker 1:
[07:30] Do you think that when they put the old one in the front yard, did that do anything to the lawn out front?

Speaker 3:
[07:34] Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 2:
[07:35] That's a tense spot.

Speaker 1:
[07:36] What are you going to do about that?

Speaker 3:
[07:38] I'm going to have the place looking like...

Speaker 2:
[07:40] Spray paint it green.

Speaker 3:
[07:40] What am I going to do? I'm going to have the place looking like the Rio Grande for a month. The Mexicans run it all over that joint. What do you think of it?

Speaker 1:
[07:51] I'd hit up the pool people and make them straighten that out.

Speaker 2:
[07:53] They can't even pick up the pool. What are they going to do?

Speaker 1:
[07:55] Three months.

Speaker 3:
[07:56] That's a good point, though. But I'm not a nitpicky guy like that. My wife always says...

Speaker 1:
[08:00] You had a pool in your front yard for three months. They should have took that immediately. Oh, fuck. There's a crack. Put it back in the truck. We'll take it back to the warehouse.

Speaker 3:
[08:08] My wife thinks I'm too soft on them. I become friends with the guys.

Speaker 2:
[08:14] Who's running point on that? She is or you are?

Speaker 3:
[08:17] We switch off. It's like we got two players that could play both positions. We're both shooting guards. And that's the backcourt. It's what it is.

Speaker 1:
[08:26] Are you good cops? She's bad cops? You'll come out late on the lawn?

Speaker 3:
[08:29] I'm good cops. She's bad cops for sure. My wife, she's fired, I think, about five or six cleaning people at this point.

Speaker 2:
[08:36] Really?

Speaker 3:
[08:37] At this point, we're on the last one.

Speaker 2:
[08:38] It's gotta work.

Speaker 3:
[08:39] It's the one that's gotta work. And she wants to get rid of these ones. But I'm saying, they've all spoke with each other and they know that our house is top.

Speaker 1:
[08:47] How many people can be out there?

Speaker 3:
[08:48] Yeah. At one point, we had a whole crew that came in, they were Brazilian.

Speaker 1:
[08:52] The Papitos? No bueno.

Speaker 3:
[08:53] Yeah. We had a Brazilian crew that came in and they wore yoga pants. And I thought they did just fine. That's a good crew. Yeah, that was a crew. That's a good crew. I don't even know what you're talking about. It's a good crew. Whoa. Yeah, young Brazilians in the yoga pants.

Speaker 2:
[09:07] Now, are you at the house? Are you at the house when all that happens?

Speaker 3:
[09:11] Yeah, usually we're at the house. Yeah, so we got to go to one room and then, you know.

Speaker 1:
[09:15] My mom leaves the house for two hours. She gets a clean lady come like once every two months, and she cleans and then leaves the house for like three hours.

Speaker 3:
[09:24] Your mom cleans for them?

Speaker 1:
[09:26] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[09:26] Yeah, my wife does the same thing and she gets stressed out about it. I never understood what the point of, why are you cleaning for the cleaning people? Is that a big thing?

Speaker 2:
[09:33] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[09:34] Do you guys, does your wife give the cleaning people problem?

Speaker 2:
[09:38] No, my wife doesn't give the cleaning. She's friends with them.

Speaker 3:
[09:40] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:41] She like gives them stuff, we have this, gives them baby stuff. Take this, take this.

Speaker 3:
[09:45] Yeah, because I've been, Chris said his wife gives the cleaning people problems too. I wonder what that is, women who give the cleaning people problems. It's like other women coming into their house, maybe it's the territory.

Speaker 2:
[09:57] I got this. I met a Greek guy, it was like two weeks ago, two, three weeks ago. You got a handyman out there in the burbs, right? My wife, I was on a road, my wife met him, Greek guy. I don't trust this guy as far as I could tell from being honest with you, right?

Speaker 3:
[10:13] Like Greek from Greece. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:16] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[10:16] Not the movie.

Speaker 3:
[10:17] He's got the cigarette hanging out.

Speaker 2:
[10:19] He's Mr. Pano's, essentially.

Speaker 3:
[10:22] He's Georgie. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[10:24] Your husband is kind of a bitch, right?

Speaker 3:
[10:26] Yeah. Who has the money here? Who has the pants on?

Speaker 2:
[10:32] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[10:34] Not him, huh?

Speaker 2:
[10:34] He's a general contract handyman type guy. He gets introduced through a friend down there, a neighbor. He comes over. I'm traveling. He's going to quote how much it is to paint the living room or something like that. So he does that. He paints the living room while we're gone. I come home and he had left, I guess he makes his own olive oil and he left a jar of olive oil for my wife.

Speaker 3:
[11:02] That's a huge thing in my culture. Huge.

Speaker 2:
[11:05] Means he's trying to fuck this broad or not?

Speaker 3:
[11:07] No.

Speaker 1:
[11:07] Olive oil in Greece? Huge. Yeah, we're aware of that.

Speaker 3:
[11:10] Did it come?

Speaker 1:
[11:11] What do we need it?

Speaker 3:
[11:12] No, given. Given the olive oil. I bet you came from, did he say it came from his village or something?

Speaker 2:
[11:17] He's like, these are my olives.

Speaker 3:
[11:18] Yeah, these are exactly from his village.

Speaker 2:
[11:20] I was about to slap him around in the front yard, make an example.

Speaker 1:
[11:22] Very good for massage.

Speaker 3:
[11:23] You get, you get.

Speaker 1:
[11:26] See?

Speaker 3:
[11:26] Very nice, right?

Speaker 2:
[11:28] He's got it on me. I guess you are a pretty good massage therapist. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[11:33] That's huge. That's a huge thing. That's a huge thing in Greek culture. You know, back home, everyone's got their own little vineyards.

Speaker 2:
[11:40] Good. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[11:41] Yeah, you got some fresh olive oil in there.

Speaker 1:
[11:45] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[11:45] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[11:46] What does that mean though?

Speaker 2:
[11:47] I don't know if I'm giving somebody oil.

Speaker 3:
[11:49] I'm trying to like homemade.

Speaker 1:
[11:50] No, I mean, is it really like when somebody comes in, like, does everybody over there have a fucking olive oil vineyard?

Speaker 3:
[11:56] Pretty much every every Greek part.

Speaker 1:
[11:58] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[11:58] From from from from my family or their where they wherever they draw it back.

Speaker 3:
[12:02] Does every township have a Wawa? Yeah. Is that what you're just going to do one vineyard?

Speaker 1:
[12:07] Wait, wait, wait. So if I brought if I brought a Wawa Sizzley over to somebody in Greece, but I say it's from my place back home.

Speaker 2:
[12:17] It's from my Wawa.

Speaker 1:
[12:18] I would say it like that.

Speaker 3:
[12:19] But yeah, but the difference is, you know, that's a store. This is coming from this coming directly from the heart. OK, like giving me it's like if I gave you a pair of my underwear. It's coming from it's coming to you. It's there's it's couldn't be closer to OK to him.

Speaker 2:
[12:34] All right.

Speaker 3:
[12:34] Village or his house, his own vineyard.

Speaker 1:
[12:37] And that olive oil is good.

Speaker 3:
[12:38] Right. It also means he wants, you know, he's going to hit you over the head on the price.

Speaker 2:
[12:44] We use this as lube when I ram it up your ass.

Speaker 3:
[12:46] It's not exactly to put on your burn when you get to build. Yeah, he didn't he didn't make you pay for the olive oil, but it'll be part of the check.

Speaker 2:
[12:53] I figured I figured he's getting he's getting whole one. He's getting made whole one way or the other. OK, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3:
[12:58] You got to you know, you got to be made whole.

Speaker 2:
[13:01] Sure.

Speaker 3:
[13:01] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[13:02] But yet.

Speaker 1:
[13:03] I got a question, Yanni, what's that difference in quality of olive oil? I'm sure you have the good stuff at the house.

Speaker 3:
[13:07] It's just amazing. I do have the good stuff at the house. Yeah, we get it from Greece. It's just amazing. It's like when you have tomatoes in Greece or Italy or Israel, that area or the Middle East, it's just they taste like fruit, the olive oil, it's the climate. It's like a Cuban cigar that you can eat. It's just the soil.

Speaker 1:
[13:27] You rub all over Kevin's wife.

Speaker 3:
[13:28] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[13:29] What the fuck? Was he Bill Clinton all of a sudden?

Speaker 3:
[13:33] It's the environment.

Speaker 2:
[13:34] Well, yeah. Back to the... I have a bit of a lack of understanding. My wife's... They're European. So when she talked... When the Europeans start going, I'm like, I don't know if they're just being friendly or they're stepping out on me.

Speaker 1:
[13:46] You're just sitting there. Burger King, Simpson, F14 Tomcats.

Speaker 2:
[13:51] Oh, say can you see?

Speaker 3:
[13:54] She's Northern, right?

Speaker 2:
[13:56] German, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[13:57] Yeah, it's different. Totally different. Totally different.

Speaker 2:
[14:01] You're all dirtbags.

Speaker 3:
[14:02] No, but that's a different. Well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:
[14:04] I don't trust any of you.

Speaker 3:
[14:06] Where do you come from? You come from the Horde.

Speaker 2:
[14:08] Northeast Philadelphia, reporting for duty, right off the boulevard. Shout out to the Yannis.

Speaker 1:
[14:13] The ancestors from the caves of Ireland.

Speaker 3:
[14:15] Yeah, you guys are from there as well.

Speaker 2:
[14:17] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[14:18] Yeah, but that's different. You guys are different. It's different. There's a Mason. There should be a Mason-Dixon line in Europe.

Speaker 1:
[14:24] Sure.

Speaker 3:
[14:24] It's different, right?

Speaker 1:
[14:26] Yeah, the Mediterranean, the Mediterranean Europeans.

Speaker 3:
[14:28] Exactly. It's like those are like the Southerners. So it's a little more hospitality, a little more about family, you know, making don't hate minorities, hate minorities, the same, you know, same kind of thing.

Speaker 1:
[14:38] Making love, sweet, sexy love with uncircumcised members. I don't know. Huh? You cut?

Speaker 3:
[14:46] I'm cut. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[14:47] That's American boy.

Speaker 3:
[14:48] Yeah. New York's cut.

Speaker 1:
[14:49] Fresh off the lot.

Speaker 3:
[14:50] They do it. It's a medic. I got a medical cut, though.

Speaker 1:
[14:52] Why?

Speaker 3:
[14:52] Most of us got medical cuts. Meaning, you know, it wasn't a rabbi or like, oh, no.

Speaker 2:
[14:57] Yeah, I think they took a little too much off the top.

Speaker 3:
[15:00] Me too. I think they took a little too much.

Speaker 1:
[15:03] God damn high and tight. I'd like to join in the army.

Speaker 3:
[15:06] I'd like a little skin over the bottom of the head. What?

Speaker 1:
[15:11] Why?

Speaker 3:
[15:11] Just so because, you know, it protected nerves there. I'm chafed down right now. I got to bang myself in the head to get a woody.

Speaker 2:
[15:18] Dude, you can hit my head with a blowtorch. I got nothing.

Speaker 3:
[15:20] Oh, man. I mean, I've... It's chafed down.

Speaker 1:
[15:23] What do you mean chafed down?

Speaker 3:
[15:24] The more you jerk off and rub it, it kills the nerves. You'd know if you could see it.

Speaker 1:
[15:29] I can't see it. I can see it right over the horizon now. I can see the little tip of it, like a rising sun.

Speaker 3:
[15:36] I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm the heaviest. I'm 220 right now. So I can't... That's how I know I can't see my piece.

Speaker 1:
[15:42] 220 hits my gold.

Speaker 2:
[15:44] Yeah, if you're on Mars.

Speaker 1:
[15:47] 220 looks good.

Speaker 2:
[15:49] Oh, by the way, I forgot. I was fucking sleeping on a plane listening to pods, and I fucking fell. I subscribed to History Hyenas, you know, good guys. I don't listen to that many pods, but I fucking tune in and they're talking about beating us up.

Speaker 1:
[16:03] What?

Speaker 3:
[16:03] Yeah, when was that?

Speaker 2:
[16:04] I forget, but he's like, yeah, well, you know, if we have to, I was like, if we have to fight a podcast, I'm not gonna beat Are You Garbage. He goes, yeah, those guys love, those guys are still smoking cigarettes.

Speaker 3:
[16:14] I don't remember that one, but I support it.

Speaker 2:
[16:16] He goes, those guys are still smoking cigarettes. He goes, you know, you really like, you still be smoking now.

Speaker 3:
[16:26] You guys would be the easiest to take. You two would be the easiest to take, just because all I'd have to do is dodge punches until you gave out.

Speaker 1:
[16:33] Which I think would be, for me, would be about five seconds. I think I have about five seconds of pure chaos in me, unless it's like a family member.

Speaker 2:
[16:46] Controlled chaos.

Speaker 1:
[16:47] Then like that superhuman thing would maybe kick in a little bit, but then I'd still need to take a little break.

Speaker 3:
[16:51] You'd be the more dangerous of the two, for sure. Because if you got a few blows that connect it, you know, it's heavy. For five seconds. Kippy's going to be. He's going to be.

Speaker 2:
[17:02] I'm off the heaters.

Speaker 1:
[17:03] We were talking about that last weekend in the car for some reason. I proposed the Senator Colin Chamberlain was with us in the NDS if I could beat up Morgan Wallen, if I thought I could beat up Morgan Wallen. Right. Am I saying his name right?

Speaker 2:
[17:17] I think so.

Speaker 1:
[17:17] Who's Morgan Wallen?

Speaker 2:
[17:18] He's a country.

Speaker 1:
[17:20] He's like a rock star. And I was like, no, I got nothing. He's like, do you think you could fight an adult? And I don't think I could. I think just for pure cardiovascular.

Speaker 3:
[17:32] Yeah, I think you got the first winded couple of seconds. You're a dangerous man. Yeah. Seconds, you're a dangerous man. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:40] Straight for the headbutt.

Speaker 2:
[17:41] Yeah. And we sit down and have dessert.

Speaker 1:
[17:45] So if anything ever happened, if there was like, you know, Godzilla hit the city.

Speaker 2:
[17:50] Also, it's wild to think we would fight you guys fair. I'd get you that.

Speaker 3:
[17:53] That's what I'd worry about. That's what I'd worry about with you guys.

Speaker 1:
[17:56] What if he's not coming out of the driveway?

Speaker 3:
[17:58] Yeah. You guys, it wouldn't be fair. That's when you'd have the advantage. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[18:03] You're just talking about how you love being at the house. You love parking the car. You don't think we know where to get you? Yeah. The car will be rolling slowly down the hill with the door open and your head on the air.

Speaker 3:
[18:12] Yeah. Yeah. You guys definitely. Kippy bites. I know he bites. Yeah, he's a biter.

Speaker 1:
[18:18] Like a spider monkey. Straight for the asshole.

Speaker 2:
[18:23] I'll re-circumcise you if I have.

Speaker 1:
[18:26] Kevin, let's talk about Cash App, baby.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[19:53] Do it. Yeah. Mother's Day, baby. Mother's Day, Mother's Day, Mother's Day goes hand in hand with what?

Speaker 2:
[19:58] Aura Frames, Aura Frames, Aura Frames, Kippy.

Speaker 1:
[20:01] Gang, you want to strike gold with your mother-in-law this year? I don't know. Maybe you're trying to take this broad to bed. Whatever you want to do, hit her with an Aura Frames, baby.

Speaker 2:
[20:10] You're trying to bang your mother-in-law, Aura Frames will do that for you. They're not going to like this.

Speaker 1:
[20:15] Listen, your grandparents, your wife, your mother, all that kind of stuff. Mother's Day is here. You want to knock out your mother-in-law.

Speaker 2:
[20:23] Now listen, all jokes aside. Hey, listen, let me take this back. All jokes aside, the big man's joking. So am I for comedic effect. We've said it once, we've said it a thousand times. I'm singing from the rafters. Aura Frames is a no-brainer gift giving for bozos like us. He's like a hero. Hey, listen, this is my wife's first month.

Speaker 1:
[20:42] I got you a bag of salt for the bathtub so you can soak your old bones. I got you an Aura Frame.

Speaker 2:
[20:48] Boom, preloaded, boom. Pictures of the kids, boom. Pictures of my B-hole, boom.

Speaker 1:
[20:53] Kimmy playing baseball. Uncle Hank Duncan.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[21:20] Got Yannis Pappas in the goddamn pool.

Speaker 2:
[21:22] Yannis Pappas. Prince of the Burbs. Well, this is one, you know, the Burbs, this is one we've been doing.

Speaker 3:
[21:27] I got downgraded.

Speaker 2:
[21:28] What?

Speaker 3:
[21:29] The Prince of the Burbs.

Speaker 1:
[21:30] You had a pool, you know what I'm giving you that.

Speaker 3:
[21:32] Right, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:
[21:33] A goddamn pool in your front yard.

Speaker 2:
[21:34] I can't believe.

Speaker 3:
[21:35] I had the crown for a second, though, it felt nice.

Speaker 1:
[21:38] I can't believe your wife let that fly.

Speaker 3:
[21:40] Yeah. Well, she didn't. But yeah. All right. You are still King of the Burbs.

Speaker 2:
[21:43] That's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[21:44] What does that look like, though? Is it like really coming at you? Is it like, oh, God.

Speaker 3:
[21:49] No, she comes at me.

Speaker 1:
[21:50] Really?

Speaker 3:
[21:50] Yeah, she comes at me. You know, they come at you.

Speaker 1:
[21:53] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[21:53] Yeah, they come at you. They do.

Speaker 2:
[21:56] It's a thing.

Speaker 3:
[21:57] When you put the ring on, they just it's another level of confidence that they just know the amount of paperwork you got to do to get out of it. Then they know if you're a good father and you care about your kids, they use that against you. Yeah, they know you're thinking this is going to be a whole thing. You know, it's not going to pay probably pay the bills on paperwork.

Speaker 1:
[22:16] Yeah, I mean, I got a pen.

Speaker 3:
[22:18] I got no prenup. I'm fucked.

Speaker 2:
[22:22] You get safe to pool.

Speaker 3:
[22:24] How do you ask about a post up? I think you just have to bring that one up.

Speaker 2:
[22:28] I think you just have to.

Speaker 3:
[22:29] But what's the way do you go like, yeah, you know, it'll just be easier in case I die. Like, how do you?

Speaker 2:
[22:34] That's a will.

Speaker 3:
[22:34] How do you sneak it in?

Speaker 2:
[22:36] I don't think you sneak it in. I think you got to go. I don't like the way you've been talking to me. I got to get some fucking upper hand in this situation.

Speaker 3:
[22:42] You got a prenup or no?

Speaker 2:
[22:44] What?

Speaker 3:
[22:44] Are you naked?

Speaker 2:
[22:45] I'm fucking wide open, dude.

Speaker 3:
[22:47] Yeah, you wide open.

Speaker 2:
[22:48] Well, I met her.

Speaker 1:
[22:49] She was worth 10 times more than him.

Speaker 3:
[22:51] Oh, you're good. You're right.

Speaker 2:
[22:53] Dude, when I met her, I think in... Well, when we had to do the green card thing, I had to put in how much... Because you have to... If you... To marry her and keep her here, I had to make a certain amount of money.

Speaker 3:
[23:07] Oh, that's why you were pushing the Patreon so hard.

Speaker 2:
[23:10] That counts.

Speaker 3:
[23:11] Numbers are through the roof. You see this sweat bead is dropping down in front of you.

Speaker 1:
[23:17] I love her, man. I can't let her go.

Speaker 2:
[23:19] Let me hold three. No, but it's like you have to make like $24,000 and I made like $24,200 that year. That's like I had nothing.

Speaker 3:
[23:30] That's pretty good before Are You Garbage. I had you pegged at much less.

Speaker 2:
[23:34] I mean, I did have a full-time job. I was delivering Thor Dash.

Speaker 1:
[23:38] I was hosting. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[23:40] We were jammed up. We were jammed up guys.

Speaker 1:
[23:43] I was hosting at New York Comedy Club on weekends, Friday, Saturday.

Speaker 2:
[23:46] I was opening for Verzi. Me and Verzi go on a ride. Do bananas.

Speaker 3:
[23:50] That's what I remember.

Speaker 1:
[23:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have a cigar, have a stick.

Speaker 3:
[23:53] Have a stick.

Speaker 2:
[23:54] Kid comes out with a stick.

Speaker 1:
[23:56] Verzi took him to a nice steakhouse when he was on tour with him one time and he came home.

Speaker 2:
[24:01] I was the richest I've ever been.

Speaker 1:
[24:02] Yeah. Like he saw fucking Jesus walk out of the gate.

Speaker 3:
[24:06] Feels good, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[24:07] Yeah, and they comped the bill. I go, this guy's big shot.

Speaker 1:
[24:11] Yeah, did you know they serve crab cakes on seashells? They serve them on seashells over there. You're just dumping salt on the table.

Speaker 2:
[24:19] We went for lunch. We have the guy gave us white wine. I was like, oh my fucking Rockefeller. We'll just close a land deal, drink a white wine and lunch.

Speaker 1:
[24:27] Oh, don't for me, buddy. I got drive later. This water has bubbles in it.

Speaker 2:
[24:34] Speaking of that, one of the things we've been asking, what do you do? It doesn't even have to be expensive or anything could be in the house. Just a feature of the house. What do you do that makes you feel fancy? Is it like you pull in the garage? You said when you pull in the garage, you park the car. Does that make you go, I feel, this makes me feel nice and famous?

Speaker 1:
[24:51] Which is the funniest thing ever.

Speaker 3:
[24:52] Absolutely.

Speaker 2:
[24:53] Is that it?

Speaker 3:
[24:53] I'm still not over driving into the house. Yeah, and just going, that's it. It's still amazing to me that cars live in the house with us, that we're all tucked in at night. You close those garage doors, everyone's in the house.

Speaker 2:
[25:06] Never thought about it.

Speaker 1:
[25:07] Wait, is your garage attached to the house?

Speaker 3:
[25:09] It's underneath. Yeah, it's in there. It's right in there. We drive right in there. I'm like 10 steps away from 72 inches of TV. It blows my mind every time that I could just close my car door. Because in my mind, closing your car door, you're still outside.

Speaker 2:
[25:23] You're still outside.

Speaker 1:
[25:24] You got to get to the building, you got to get buzzed up in the elevator. If the elevator's not working, I think you're scared. You got to see Mr. Sarah Goose on the third floor, who's smoking cigarettes in the hallway when he's not supposed to be.

Speaker 3:
[25:34] Yeah, exactly. So it blows my mind. It hasn't worn off.

Speaker 2:
[25:38] It's not lost on you.

Speaker 3:
[25:39] It's not lost.

Speaker 2:
[25:40] Oh, look at me. Look at this.

Speaker 3:
[25:41] As soon as I drive in, it just feels cozy. We're all together.

Speaker 1:
[25:45] You open the door to families.

Speaker 3:
[25:46] Cars are part of the family. They're in their room. The cars are in their room. The cars are in their room.

Speaker 2:
[25:53] You got the Tesla?

Speaker 3:
[25:54] We got two. We got two Teslas. I go for safety. I don't go for fancy. I'm just not a fan. So we got two white Teslas because white is the safest color. And then I got the auto drive on mine because the commute, it just makes the commute feel like you're sitting on the train. It's beautiful.

Speaker 2:
[26:09] It's just on the phone. No hands on the phone.

Speaker 3:
[26:10] Yeah. Well, you got to trick it a little bit. So you keep, you know, I don't want to hurt anyone. But what you do is you put you have to because the AI is all for comedy purposes. Yeah, it's all for comedy purposes. So we got to do is you got to prop the phone on the wheel. So your so your vision is still there. Right.

Speaker 2:
[26:27] So it tracks where your eyes are.

Speaker 3:
[26:29] I know. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[26:30] Well, I don't like that.

Speaker 1:
[26:31] I didn't know that.

Speaker 3:
[26:32] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:32] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[26:32] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:32] What the fuck you watching me for? Keep your eyes in the road. What's that all about? What's my pain for?

Speaker 2:
[26:38] That's a good point.

Speaker 1:
[26:39] I got fucking big brother watching me. Yeah. I'm jerking off. That's why I bought the car so you could drive.

Speaker 3:
[26:46] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[26:47] What's that all about?

Speaker 3:
[26:48] That's your safety feature to make sure you're not falling asleep.

Speaker 2:
[26:51] You got to be checked in.

Speaker 1:
[26:52] Why can't you fall asleep?

Speaker 3:
[26:53] Because they, you know, I don't think.

Speaker 1:
[26:55] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[26:55] I mean, we're still in a gray zone.

Speaker 3:
[26:57] But legally, but the upgrade that he made now, the FSD, the full the full driving is crazy. I could in the streets of Manhattan and knows it's these people, it's these construction. I've blown people's minds. Like I remember I took up the people I hit.

Speaker 1:
[27:14] You didn't see that coming, did you?

Speaker 3:
[27:17] The Mets suck. It's crazy. I mean, you can drive anywhere. City streets, blocks.

Speaker 1:
[27:21] Are you just sitting there?

Speaker 3:
[27:22] Just sitting there. I barely drive. I don't even know if I remember how to drive. Whenever I have to drive, it's like a little freaky. I don't remember how to do it.

Speaker 1:
[27:31] Wait, so when you came here, did you put in the 100 percent?

Speaker 3:
[27:34] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:35] So when you texted me and said, I'm just looking for parking.

Speaker 3:
[27:38] I was. Yeah. The car was a car was parking.

Speaker 2:
[27:40] Look, do you say look for parking? Find parking?

Speaker 3:
[27:42] No. But if you see the spot, it parks itself.

Speaker 1:
[27:44] Shut the up.

Speaker 3:
[27:45] Sometimes I'll do that.

Speaker 1:
[27:46] You just know it doesn't.

Speaker 3:
[27:47] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:48] If it sees a spot.

Speaker 3:
[27:49] Yeah, we're talking fucking.

Speaker 1:
[27:50] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[27:51] We're talking night rider, baby.

Speaker 1:
[27:53] We're living in a place where it replaces the nagging wife of you just missed a spot over there.

Speaker 2:
[27:56] Yeah, that's always a fire hydrant. I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[27:59] I don't know how to do that. Shut up.

Speaker 2:
[28:01] Been living in the same neighborhood for fucking 10 years. My wife will go, oh, right there. It's been a fire hydrant every day for the last 10 years. The car parks itself, car parks itself, old technology.

Speaker 1:
[28:11] No, but not recognizing a spot and pulling over.

Speaker 3:
[28:15] That's no, it won't do that.

Speaker 2:
[28:18] You got to find the spot and then press park and then press park.

Speaker 1:
[28:21] I thought it recognized the spot. If you said if it drives by a spot, it'll park itself.

Speaker 3:
[28:25] That's the thing that's jamming you up.

Speaker 1:
[28:27] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[28:27] I drove here completely without my hands on the wheel.

Speaker 1:
[28:31] Being sharp enough to recognize that's the spot.

Speaker 2:
[28:34] Now, that's a smart car.

Speaker 1:
[28:35] New York City, that's a smart car. That's a smart car. That's what I want.

Speaker 3:
[28:40] How about this? If I'm in like, let's say I'm at a Target.

Speaker 2:
[28:43] I'm a big Target guy when I'm in the Verbs. Huge Target.

Speaker 3:
[28:46] Little fancy day at a Target. Little family errand day. Love Target.

Speaker 2:
[28:49] What do you do? What do you get at Target?

Speaker 3:
[28:50] Sometimes I like-

Speaker 2:
[28:51] Do you ever search the clothes at Target?

Speaker 3:
[28:53] I don't like Target clothes.

Speaker 2:
[28:55] Either do I.

Speaker 3:
[28:55] I'm not big on Target clothes.

Speaker 1:
[28:57] Is there a Starbucks in your Target?

Speaker 3:
[28:58] There's always a Starbucks in the Target.

Speaker 2:
[29:00] Love a Starbucks in the Target.

Speaker 1:
[29:00] Do you get a little coffee before you go walking around?

Speaker 3:
[29:02] Always. You get a nice little coffee while walking around at Target. I like the home section. Sometimes you get-

Speaker 2:
[29:08] I'm the other way. I'd rather a couple of the clothes. I do the undies. Essential undies.

Speaker 3:
[29:13] What kind of undies you do?

Speaker 2:
[29:14] What are they? What's their brand?

Speaker 3:
[29:15] I'll fix you right now. I'll fix you and I'm going to fix you.

Speaker 2:
[29:18] I'm a sheath man, obviously.

Speaker 3:
[29:20] You don't wear underwear?

Speaker 1:
[29:21] Not with jeans, no. I seldom wear underwear.

Speaker 3:
[29:24] You're going straight skin to fucking jeans?

Speaker 2:
[29:26] A thin layer of gabardine between us.

Speaker 3:
[29:28] Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:
[29:29] I hope we can use that close up on you.

Speaker 2:
[29:31] I was wild.

Speaker 1:
[29:32] You don't know that.

Speaker 2:
[29:33] His eyes got closer.

Speaker 1:
[29:34] I saw that look in your eyes.

Speaker 3:
[29:35] You need a barrier between the jeans and your asshole.

Speaker 2:
[29:38] There's bigger problems we got.

Speaker 1:
[29:41] I like it. I don't like underwear.

Speaker 2:
[29:43] That's like going to car. Don't find parking spots itself.

Speaker 3:
[29:48] Holy shit. That means you can't like so every jeans got to be washed like underwear.

Speaker 2:
[29:52] You would.

Speaker 3:
[29:52] Your jeans are your underwear.

Speaker 2:
[29:54] Oh, no.

Speaker 3:
[29:55] No, but they don't. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[29:57] Yeah. We got we got we got bigger fish than the underwear. What he does in his underwear, his jeans is his own.

Speaker 3:
[30:04] How's that possible?

Speaker 1:
[30:05] Huh? How's that possible? How's what possible?

Speaker 3:
[30:08] Do you have a bidet?

Speaker 1:
[30:09] No.

Speaker 3:
[30:09] So then there's streaks.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] He's got a few days streak.

Speaker 3:
[30:12] Oh, there's streaks. I'm telling you, how's that possible is what I'm asking. You're telling me like the sun doesn't exist. I've never.

Speaker 2:
[30:20] Oh, it's because he's a liar. That's why.

Speaker 3:
[30:21] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[30:23] Every once in a while, there'll be a little lightning bolt. Little.

Speaker 3:
[30:28] Yeah. Little light brown lightning bolt. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[30:31] But other than that, heavy metal thunder.

Speaker 3:
[30:34] Jesus Christ, the crotch of your jeans. I mean, the smell. The smell's got to be bad.

Speaker 1:
[30:40] You smell it. Luke, come over here and smell it. I'm good. They make you feel sexy.

Speaker 3:
[30:47] Well, I that's an opinion.

Speaker 2:
[30:49] What underwear? Back to Target. What do you do?

Speaker 3:
[30:52] Tommy John's boys.

Speaker 2:
[30:54] Tommy John.

Speaker 3:
[30:54] Yeah. It's a life changer.

Speaker 2:
[30:56] Tommy John's are good.

Speaker 3:
[30:57] Tommy John's are.

Speaker 2:
[30:58] I got a lot on these. I like 50 pair on these.

Speaker 3:
[31:01] Me too.

Speaker 2:
[31:01] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[31:02] All Tommy James? All time. Every single one.

Speaker 2:
[31:04] I like the ones from. I do like the ones from Target.

Speaker 3:
[31:07] The Tommy John's? Or just the Target ones?

Speaker 2:
[31:09] What do they call? What's their brain?

Speaker 1:
[31:11] Goodfellas.

Speaker 3:
[31:12] Oh, Goodfellas. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:
[31:14] You're crazy.

Speaker 3:
[31:15] I mean, what's the point of all this?

Speaker 2:
[31:17] Goodfellas is fantastic.

Speaker 3:
[31:20] You can take them out, but you can't take them out.

Speaker 2:
[31:23] Goodfellas is fantastic. It used to be Mossimo.

Speaker 1:
[31:26] Like that.

Speaker 2:
[31:29] That used to be Echo.

Speaker 1:
[31:30] That's good stuff.

Speaker 3:
[31:32] What are you talking about?

Speaker 1:
[31:34] You don't like Goodfellas stuff?

Speaker 3:
[31:35] No.

Speaker 1:
[31:35] What's the point of it?

Speaker 2:
[31:36] It's all right in a pinch. It's all right in a pinch. Yanni.

Speaker 1:
[31:39] Don't get all foo fooey.

Speaker 3:
[31:40] Come on.

Speaker 1:
[31:41] Goodfellas is fantastic. They do good on it.

Speaker 3:
[31:43] No, you guys, you're Tommy John.

Speaker 2:
[31:46] I'm a sheath man, too.

Speaker 3:
[31:46] I got to talk to your accountant and let him know to stop this right now.

Speaker 2:
[31:50] You have an accountant?

Speaker 1:
[31:51] You don't have an accountant?

Speaker 2:
[31:52] No, I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 3:
[31:54] Yeah, it's actually better that way.

Speaker 1:
[31:56] No, we keep it all in cash in the big bucket. Don't go looking there.

Speaker 3:
[32:00] Accountants, they're on a fucking short leash. Next year, they're gone.

Speaker 2:
[32:05] We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. It's a we got to go.

Speaker 1:
[32:08] Wait, why are your accounts on a short leash?

Speaker 3:
[32:09] AI is coming. Yeah, unfortunately, AI is taking everybody's jobs.

Speaker 2:
[32:14] Yeah, I can't even find a parking spot. What are you talking about? I can't do my taxes.

Speaker 1:
[32:18] Can you fucking grease an AI to play ball?

Speaker 3:
[32:22] We need that. Yeah, but it's crazy. They're, you know, 30,000 Oracle one day. Boom.

Speaker 2:
[32:27] Is that what they laid off?

Speaker 3:
[32:28] Laid off 30,000 one day.

Speaker 1:
[32:30] Oracle.

Speaker 2:
[32:30] Oracle.

Speaker 1:
[32:31] We're just talking about.

Speaker 3:
[32:31] Yeah. Boom.

Speaker 1:
[32:33] 30,000 in a day.

Speaker 3:
[32:34] Yeah, that's just one of the many waves of layoffs that have already started. And those people, I mean, what are you going to do? These are people with camper shoes who drink like cappuccinos.

Speaker 2:
[32:46] What are camper shoes?

Speaker 3:
[32:47] You know, it's those shoes, camper shoes.

Speaker 1:
[32:49] Luke's wearing a pair of them.

Speaker 3:
[32:50] You know the campers.

Speaker 2:
[32:51] I didn't ever know they were shoes.

Speaker 3:
[32:53] I know the I know the shoe sneakers.

Speaker 1:
[32:54] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[32:55] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[32:55] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[32:56] Yeah. What are they going to do? They were they were the ones who were like educated and did the right thing.

Speaker 2:
[33:04] And Wayne got John Wayne got career degrees, careers.

Speaker 3:
[33:08] What a twist of fate, right? Remember that whole learn to code thing? And now you're like, oh, fuck. Well, you're the first you're the first casualty.

Speaker 1:
[33:15] Dude, I remember 010 binary code.

Speaker 3:
[33:18] No, you never would like they were like everyone like a website.

Speaker 2:
[33:21] Yeah. Become like a computer program. That's what that's going to be the new plumbers. I remember a plumber used to work for my family's company. I was he's like, I don't have email. And he goes, when I go, you're going to need it. At some point, he goes, he goes, when a computer can put pipe in the ground, call me. And I went, OK, he's right. He's not wrong.

Speaker 3:
[33:37] He's not wrong.

Speaker 2:
[33:38] He's been making over 100 grand for fucking years.

Speaker 3:
[33:40] And now, like, that's a valuable job. If you're a plumber, if you're a computer programmer, you are done. You're just done.

Speaker 2:
[33:48] Is that all AI now?

Speaker 3:
[33:49] All AI. That's the first thing they do and the easiest thing they do. They're all about 35. They're just done. Look, it's just over.

Speaker 2:
[33:56] So get rid of him.

Speaker 1:
[33:56] It's going to be funny because like San Francisco, did something go online or something like that?

Speaker 3:
[34:00] No, the AI knows how to code. AI is coding.

Speaker 2:
[34:03] So if I say make me a website or make me a website.

Speaker 3:
[34:06] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[34:08] Can't park the car, though.

Speaker 3:
[34:09] Can't park the car yet. Not impressed yet.

Speaker 1:
[34:11] Park the car by a dollar slice, please.

Speaker 3:
[34:13] There's going to be a whole new populist movement. Like you remember, it was like populist.

Speaker 1:
[34:18] Are you guys stupid? Yeah. Welcome back to Are You Garbage? Populist populist populist.

Speaker 2:
[34:25] You know, you know what a populist is?

Speaker 3:
[34:27] No, popular people, workers, you know, populist.

Speaker 1:
[34:31] That sounds like common East.

Speaker 2:
[34:35] That's commie bullshit we're talking about. Goddamn free marketer.

Speaker 1:
[34:38] You take that shit back up to Westchester.

Speaker 3:
[34:40] But you know, the tea party was like the Rust Belt and people who kind of left behind because the economy went digital. So they had an anger.

Speaker 1:
[34:51] The Boston Tea Party?

Speaker 3:
[34:52] The Tea Party. You don't remember the Tea Party?

Speaker 2:
[34:54] Were they good or bad?

Speaker 3:
[34:55] It depended.

Speaker 1:
[34:56] What are you talking about?

Speaker 3:
[34:59] I mean, did you guys get stupider? You don't remember the Tea Party?

Speaker 2:
[35:03] I just never knew what side it was.

Speaker 3:
[35:05] The Tea Party?

Speaker 2:
[35:05] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[35:06] You don't remember the Tea Party?

Speaker 2:
[35:07] That was probably like 15 years ago.

Speaker 3:
[35:09] Right-wing populist movement.

Speaker 2:
[35:10] That was right-wing.

Speaker 3:
[35:11] Yeah, they were kind of right-wing.

Speaker 2:
[35:12] I didn't know.

Speaker 3:
[35:13] Because the Democrats were like, you know, more coastal cities, San Francisco, New York, more educated party of educated suburbs.

Speaker 1:
[35:21] How do you spell populist?

Speaker 3:
[35:23] P-O-P-U-L-I-S-T.

Speaker 2:
[35:26] Now he's a smart guy.

Speaker 1:
[35:27] Smart guy.

Speaker 3:
[35:28] But now I'm saying like this.

Speaker 1:
[35:29] What's sixteen times four?

Speaker 3:
[35:31] Fuck, you got me on that one. Not good with math. Not good with numbers.

Speaker 1:
[35:34] Can't park the car.

Speaker 3:
[35:34] Sixteen. Can you do sixteen times four?

Speaker 2:
[35:37] I would do fifteen times four, which would be sixty and then add for more sixty-four.

Speaker 1:
[35:43] I'd use my phone.

Speaker 2:
[35:45] There you go.

Speaker 1:
[35:46] So populist, you're saying...

Speaker 3:
[35:48] I'm saying this. They're the new populist movement. They'll be like a new populist movement.

Speaker 1:
[35:52] To what? Get rid of AI?

Speaker 3:
[35:53] No, they'll just be disgruntled.

Speaker 2:
[35:56] Right, like these people, they're like, now what do we do?

Speaker 3:
[35:58] They got their factory jobs gone, so they were disgruntled. It was a populist movement of people in the rust belt that were left behind when the economy changed. Now the economy is changing again. And so you got like a populist movement, but these people aren't like populist people.

Speaker 1:
[36:11] I thought there was going to be...

Speaker 3:
[36:11] That's the funny part about it.

Speaker 1:
[36:12] I thought there was going to be some...

Speaker 3:
[36:13] Sad and funny.

Speaker 1:
[36:14] I thought there was going to be some rule where they can only do the layoffs in increments.

Speaker 2:
[36:18] That would be comedy as shit.

Speaker 3:
[36:20] Well, they did it. I mean, 30,000, I mean... That's a lot of people. And it's only one wave. There's been many waves of... That was just the most recent one that hit the news big, was 30,000.

Speaker 1:
[36:29] What are you buying a car for with the smart drive? What am I supposed to do?

Speaker 3:
[36:34] What are we all supposed to do?

Speaker 1:
[36:35] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[36:36] I don't know nothing.

Speaker 3:
[36:38] Everyone will be fine. There'll be new jobs. Like when you think about when the internet came along...

Speaker 2:
[36:42] Yeah, those jobs migrate. It's value migration.

Speaker 3:
[36:46] They change. Like new jobs are created. Like Casey's job.

Speaker 1:
[36:50] Luke?

Speaker 3:
[36:51] Luke. Sorry, I forgot.

Speaker 1:
[36:53] Hey, Casey's your new name. Casey. New guy Casey.

Speaker 3:
[36:57] Luke, this job didn't exist.

Speaker 2:
[36:59] This is new guy Luke.

Speaker 3:
[36:59] Yeah, Luke. Luke's got it.

Speaker 2:
[37:01] We also got Mark the Shark out there.

Speaker 3:
[37:02] Yeah. The internet created a job.

Speaker 1:
[37:05] And isn't it just like Luke to pop into something as it's jumping off at 27 years old? And Penn State educated.

Speaker 2:
[37:15] Luke grew up rich kid, rich guy Luke, Connecticut.

Speaker 3:
[37:17] I know all about Luke. I just I forgot his name.

Speaker 1:
[37:19] Just an avenue.

Speaker 2:
[37:20] And Foley don't like it. Foley don't like it.

Speaker 3:
[37:23] You don't like that one bit, right?

Speaker 1:
[37:24] An avenue of green lights. Sharp kid.

Speaker 3:
[37:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:28] Parents taught him well.

Speaker 2:
[37:29] He's hanging out at the cool restaurants. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[37:32] You just don't like that he had every advantage handed to him.

Speaker 1:
[37:35] Well, his parents were very intelligent people. Yeah. And they're very centered.

Speaker 2:
[37:41] Someone say populist.

Speaker 1:
[37:42] Very centered people. Yeah. They're not. Irish Catholic dirt bag with dysfunctional guilt ridden.

Speaker 2:
[37:52] With trigger happy anxiety.

Speaker 1:
[37:54] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[37:55] Anger problem.

Speaker 1:
[37:56] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[37:57] Which drinking problem.

Speaker 1:
[38:00] He's Arnold Schwarzenegger raised on the island. I'm Danny DeVito.

Speaker 3:
[38:03] Yeah. If Luke does Coke, he's going to enjoy it and have no problems. That's what it is.

Speaker 1:
[38:12] And save a little of the bag for the next.

Speaker 3:
[38:13] Yeah. He's from the class of people where they do do Coke, but they completely fucking control.

Speaker 1:
[38:18] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[38:18] And they test it beforehand.

Speaker 3:
[38:19] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[38:20] We're going to test.

Speaker 3:
[38:21] Yeah. Yeah. You ever noticed that?

Speaker 1:
[38:22] I'm saving the rest for the Kentucky Derby next week.

Speaker 2:
[38:24] Next week?

Speaker 3:
[38:26] What?

Speaker 2:
[38:26] I might not make it till Tuesday.

Speaker 1:
[38:29] I used to fucking hate that. I'm hanging on to it. You're hanging on to it. Listen, we're in the fucking foxhole right now. So make with the goods.

Speaker 3:
[38:38] Saving it.

Speaker 1:
[38:40] Yeah. Crazy.

Speaker 3:
[38:41] Some people got good parents, and that's the way it should be. You're not wrong with it, Luke. Don't let these guys...

Speaker 2:
[38:48] No, I'm...

Speaker 1:
[38:49] I celebrate it.

Speaker 2:
[38:50] I say...

Speaker 1:
[38:50] No, he doesn't. Yes, I do. Do I not celebrate it? I've been asking to move in with your parents for a year. You get fucking straightened out of there.

Speaker 2:
[38:58] Meanwhile, they're the same fucking age.

Speaker 1:
[39:00] No, they're not. They're 10 years older than me.

Speaker 3:
[39:03] That's enough.

Speaker 2:
[39:03] Well, when you're 50 and 60, you're about the same age. It's not like you're five and they're 15.

Speaker 1:
[39:08] Dickhead, didn't you just say in there, you never stop learning? Do you not just fucking say that?

Speaker 2:
[39:13] You never started, but yeah.

Speaker 1:
[39:15] I just heard Populous and I fucking wrote it down. What do I have for these motherfuckers? That's what I know. They say I crack salt. I know where to start throwing stones at.

Speaker 3:
[39:27] I was going to make a joke, but it wouldn't hit here.

Speaker 2:
[39:30] I was leading up to a joke.

Speaker 3:
[39:33] You guys don't even remember the tea party, so it doesn't even work.

Speaker 2:
[39:36] Luke's going to like it.

Speaker 3:
[39:38] I'm going to say there's about to be another Populous movement because now they understand the Populous rage that they used to probably snark at. But this time it'll be a organically infused matcha tea party. Luke liked it.

Speaker 2:
[39:56] You get it, right?

Speaker 3:
[39:57] It's a good one, but I realized quickly, wrong audience.

Speaker 2:
[40:02] That would kill a Trader Joe's.

Speaker 1:
[40:06] In the produce section.

Speaker 3:
[40:09] You guys don't remember during the Obama administration, the tea party rallies. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[40:14] Yeah. Buddy, I sometimes have to, when I hear liberal. When I hear liberal and what's the other conservative, I have to remember what one's what. You know what I mean? I have to go all Democrat. I'm a bozo.

Speaker 3:
[40:27] Well, you know.

Speaker 2:
[40:28] I don't know nothing about nothing.

Speaker 3:
[40:29] A lot of progressives would say they feel the same way.

Speaker 2:
[40:32] I do.

Speaker 3:
[40:35] When it comes to Jew hate, dead on as well.

Speaker 2:
[40:38] I love Ari Shaffir.

Speaker 3:
[40:40] Nothing brings people together like a little Jew hate.

Speaker 1:
[40:44] It's a goddamn family show, Yannis.

Speaker 3:
[40:47] Well, if you go online, you're like-

Speaker 1:
[40:48] I got an audition with Disney next week. You're talking about Disney.

Speaker 3:
[40:51] You see the right and the left, they have, I mean, that's the one thing that brings everybody together, unfortunately.

Speaker 2:
[40:56] Over time, it has.

Speaker 3:
[40:56] Yeah, unfortunately, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[40:58] Over the years.

Speaker 1:
[40:59] So what do you like to get in the household section at Target?

Speaker 3:
[41:04] I like to look around at the pillows, throw pillows. I think Target, you get some nice- I like how we just went from that to throw pillows. Yeah, you get some nice throw pillows. Yeah, if you look around, you dig around.

Speaker 2:
[41:14] You buy food there?

Speaker 3:
[41:16] You're not a throw pillow guy? Decorative pillows? You can change the whole thing.

Speaker 2:
[41:21] No, I don't like it.

Speaker 3:
[41:22] You can change the whole thing.

Speaker 1:
[41:23] I use them, though.

Speaker 3:
[41:23] You move them. When you live in your family, you move them. But when company comes over, you got to go out of the cabinet, get a couple of throw pillows, dress up the couch a little bit.

Speaker 1:
[41:32] But I like using them. And I get yelled at for using them.

Speaker 3:
[41:36] You're not supposed to use the throw pillows. That's something you would have learned in Luke's house.

Speaker 1:
[41:40] They're really nice, though, because she got them from work, and they're really expensive ones, and they're so comfortable. I like using that. Why the fuck would I get something and not use it?

Speaker 3:
[41:52] I don't think it's necessarily a problem. Put them in the cabinet? You should have guests throw pillows as well. Like, if you like, you should get another pair just in case you have a little soiree at your house, which doesn't sound like you're going to be having it anytime soon.

Speaker 2:
[42:09] There's no tea parties happening there.

Speaker 1:
[42:13] Her family has stayed there in the past. My family has stayed there in the past. Other than that, I don't think I've ever been in my apartment.

Speaker 3:
[42:18] I think there's nothing fancier than this.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[45:43] My mom used to have this like when we had Christmas parties every year at the house. She had an old cretin from the island of Crete, which is where she's from. Every Christmas party that she would throw on her bed because the coats went on the bed, but it was fancy. You couldn't sleep, but it was heavy and uncomfortable.

Speaker 2:
[46:03] Now, she did that so people saw it?

Speaker 3:
[46:05] Yeah, she thought it was fancier.

Speaker 1:
[46:08] As they're throwing the coats on the bed.

Speaker 3:
[46:10] And then the coats go on the bed.

Speaker 2:
[46:11] That's old school shit.

Speaker 1:
[46:12] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[46:13] What do people do now when they have a house party or whatever? You got to put the coats in the bed. Where else do you put them?

Speaker 1:
[46:17] I think they do. I guess. Yeah. I don't know. I think rich people have like closets and shit.

Speaker 2:
[46:21] If people were coming over, where would you put the coats?

Speaker 3:
[46:23] You got to go with the bed.

Speaker 2:
[46:24] You go with the bed.

Speaker 3:
[46:24] Got to go with the bed. Got to go with the guest room bed I'd go with.

Speaker 1:
[46:27] Now, when's the last time you entertained?

Speaker 3:
[46:29] But my master bedroom is so nice. I like to leave the door open. Go take a look at it. When we have people over, and my wife gets, she's like, that's her bedroom. But I'm like, it's so not, because it's part of the addition, so it's big. We got a big master bedroom with a walk-in closet now and a nice master bathroom. So I like to leave it open. And people, I encourage people to use the bathroom in our bedroom, so I want them to walk through and see it. I want to show it off.

Speaker 2:
[46:52] Hold on, run it by him. Run the scenario by him, I'll stay out of this. He's already opened the door for you.

Speaker 1:
[46:58] Yeah, I mean, I'm in.

Speaker 3:
[46:59] No, no, no. If I invite you to the party, I'm getting an outhouse, I don't want you shit in my house.

Speaker 2:
[47:03] That's the question.

Speaker 1:
[47:05] Let's say you're having a Super Bowl party. Give me a map of where the massums are.

Speaker 2:
[47:11] Buffalo chicken dip, pizza. I'm talking bad stuff going in.

Speaker 1:
[47:15] We're talking healthy trash.

Speaker 3:
[47:17] I'm getting an outhouse for Foley. I'm putting his name on it.

Speaker 1:
[47:20] I'll go out there and shit in the pool. Show you what's up. Hold on.

Speaker 3:
[47:24] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:25] Break down the bathrooms for me. You got one on the first floor, half a bath?

Speaker 3:
[47:28] We got three on the first floor.

Speaker 1:
[47:30] What?

Speaker 3:
[47:30] Yeah. We got two and a half on the first floor.

Speaker 1:
[47:33] Is there bedrooms on the first floor?

Speaker 3:
[47:34] First floor is the first floor.

Speaker 1:
[47:35] OK.

Speaker 3:
[47:35] We're talking about a renovated ranch.

Speaker 1:
[47:38] If you were having a party, where would it be? The half a bath on the first floor?

Speaker 3:
[47:45] Half a bath is the main guest bathroom.

Speaker 1:
[47:47] Right.

Speaker 3:
[47:47] That's off the kitchen.

Speaker 1:
[47:48] OK. But you're having a party.

Speaker 3:
[47:50] OK.

Speaker 1:
[47:51] It's the winter.

Speaker 3:
[47:52] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:52] It's cold outside.

Speaker 3:
[47:53] Right.

Speaker 1:
[47:53] The doors are closed. It's Christmas. I got a sweater on. Yeah. That little fog is getting up on the window.

Speaker 3:
[47:59] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:59] It's later in the night. Sweats in the inner room. Yeah. A lot of fucking empty toothpicks, fucking dead toothpicks laying around.

Speaker 3:
[48:06] It's always toothpicks.

Speaker 1:
[48:06] Beers.

Speaker 3:
[48:07] Good call.

Speaker 1:
[48:07] You know.

Speaker 3:
[48:08] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:08] A lot of meatballs, a lot of fucking dips.

Speaker 3:
[48:11] Yeah. Sortments of that. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:13] Plus, you're mixing that with the dessert tray.

Speaker 3:
[48:15] Right.

Speaker 1:
[48:15] So I'm not the kind of guy that's not going to go shrimp cocktail brownie. Because I'll do that.

Speaker 3:
[48:20] Right.

Speaker 1:
[48:21] So I'm going back and forth all night.

Speaker 2:
[48:23] Plus, he's on a Manjaro. He's on a Manjaro.

Speaker 3:
[48:26] He fucking eat right through the Manjaro.

Speaker 2:
[48:28] All right.

Speaker 3:
[48:29] Dude, the shrimp to the brownie is that's disgusting.

Speaker 1:
[48:32] So it comes around, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[48:34] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:34] 845.

Speaker 3:
[48:35] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:37] I come in. I got it for the bathroom.

Speaker 3:
[48:41] Like like a fucking tsunami is coming.

Speaker 1:
[48:43] But I can't do it down here. I'll ruin the party.

Speaker 3:
[48:46] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:47] Is there any way I can use your bathroom in your room?

Speaker 3:
[48:49] I'm saying yes. Thank you. I'm saying yes. So you guys will talk about it on the podcast. Now, I'm saying yes.

Speaker 1:
[48:54] Sure. If I was for the story.

Speaker 3:
[48:56] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[48:56] Don't for the pot.

Speaker 1:
[48:57] I was doing that. You know, your wife intimidates me. I've never even met her.

Speaker 3:
[49:01] My wife would send you to the hallway. She'd send you to what we call the kids bathroom. That's where she would send you. She'd tell you to make a right. I'll tell you to make a left.

Speaker 1:
[49:09] I can't shit in a kid's bathroom.

Speaker 3:
[49:10] I wouldn't want you to. I wouldn't want you to.

Speaker 1:
[49:13] Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 3:
[49:14] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[49:14] You look over the little toothbrushes there. I was like, what am I doing? I'm disgusting.

Speaker 2:
[49:19] Buddy, you're bathroom, your bedroom, your domicile, your sanctuary will be forever painted with the Foley.

Speaker 1:
[49:25] It will not. This isn't the bathroom here.

Speaker 2:
[49:28] I've shared bathrooms with him.

Speaker 3:
[49:29] I might send him in the basement. You're right. I might send him down the stairs.

Speaker 1:
[49:32] Oh, that's fine.

Speaker 3:
[49:33] Beautiful, beautiful, fully renovated marble basement.

Speaker 1:
[49:37] It's not about getting in your-

Speaker 3:
[49:38] Livable, legalized basement.

Speaker 2:
[49:39] He's such a dirtbag. He's dropped marbles before legal.

Speaker 1:
[49:42] I got all my permits. It's not about getting into your master bedroom.

Speaker 3:
[49:46] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[49:46] So I can take a peek in the medicine cabinet.

Speaker 3:
[49:49] Right.

Speaker 1:
[49:49] It's about privacy.

Speaker 3:
[49:50] By the way, there are Kalanipins in there.

Speaker 1:
[49:52] Nice. Good to know.

Speaker 2:
[49:54] I don't loosen up the bowels.

Speaker 1:
[49:55] I didn't spell Kalanipin. But like I said, your wife intimidates me. I never met her. I have the ultimate respect for you. If I did go in there and conduct some messy business, let's say. Yeah. All right. I would make sure when I left the place, it was spotless.

Speaker 3:
[50:14] I know you would.

Speaker 1:
[50:15] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[50:15] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[50:16] So I wouldn't ruin the domicile.

Speaker 2:
[50:17] Well, OK, sure. But the idea, the original idea was you were at a family members home and, you know, the rubber was about to hit the road.

Speaker 1:
[50:26] Is it garbage to ask to use the master bathroom to take a boom boom? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[50:30] And I would go, I would go to me, the party's over for you. You you fucking you read you redlined it too much. You went brownie shrimp, brownie shrimp. You got you. You played your hand.

Speaker 1:
[50:41] You got to go home and give me your keys and call an Uber. He's like, but we didn't do the spinach dip.

Speaker 2:
[50:47] I go, you don't you forfeit it. They try again next year. That's where I'm at. Well, I'm not making my problem everybody else's problem.

Speaker 3:
[50:54] To ask to use the master bathroom is definitely garbage.

Speaker 1:
[50:58] Is it?

Speaker 3:
[50:59] That is definitely garbage to ask.

Speaker 1:
[51:01] Hold on. You said you said your wife usually closes the door.

Speaker 3:
[51:04] Yeah, she usually closes the bedroom door because you were all. It's one open space. So like the part of it, if we open the door, you can see into the bedroom. It's a big, big bedroom. We have a big master bedroom. So I like to get it. I want people to know.

Speaker 1:
[51:19] It's all Greek out here is everywhere.

Speaker 3:
[51:21] But I want people to see what I'm working with.

Speaker 1:
[51:23] I love it.

Speaker 3:
[51:23] I like to show it off a little bit. I'm proud of it. I got cathedral ceilings in there. Cathedral ceilings with the wood beams brought over the Middle East. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[51:32] Brick by brick.

Speaker 3:
[51:33] And then we got pretty much Florida, Florida ceiling windows.

Speaker 2:
[51:38] Pretty much.

Speaker 3:
[51:38] Very indoor, outdoor.

Speaker 2:
[51:40] Dude, every dirtbag loves an indoor, outdoor. It's outdoor. Your windows open up. I got you.

Speaker 3:
[51:45] Yeah. We got an outdoor field because of how the size.

Speaker 2:
[51:48] So it's not indoor, outdoor. It's all indoor. It's all indoor. You got windows.

Speaker 3:
[51:53] Yeah, I got windows.

Speaker 2:
[51:53] Guys up here bragging about windows.

Speaker 1:
[51:55] I could just see Yanni, one of these parties going, Yeah, we want the fiberglass pool. You know, we don't want to deal with the brick and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3:
[52:02] Also, I happen to be a 15 grand cheaper.

Speaker 2:
[52:05] You didn't want to buy us.

Speaker 1:
[52:07] What was the last soiree over at the Pappas household?

Speaker 3:
[52:10] We had a nice, nice New Year's Eve party. Really? You guys got to come up for a pool party.

Speaker 1:
[52:17] Huh?

Speaker 3:
[52:17] Yeah, this summer. I'm going to do like a comics pool party.

Speaker 2:
[52:21] Hit me up.

Speaker 3:
[52:22] Yeah. I want you guys both coming through. Hopefully, you're not jammed up. What?

Speaker 1:
[52:29] Oh, yeah. I thought you meant in the bathroom.

Speaker 3:
[52:31] I assume that will happen. There's no way you're making it a full eight hours without taking a shit, no?

Speaker 1:
[52:40] I'm like a dog. You got to walk me every three hours.

Speaker 2:
[52:42] Scratching at the door. They try to get in the house for a while back. You're trying to get in.

Speaker 3:
[52:48] But we had a great New Year's Eve party.

Speaker 2:
[52:50] Who all goes to that?

Speaker 3:
[52:51] Neighbors. It was great.

Speaker 2:
[52:52] All neighbors.

Speaker 3:
[52:53] Just neighbors.

Speaker 1:
[52:54] Really?

Speaker 3:
[52:55] Neighbors, kids.

Speaker 1:
[52:56] So you're embedded in there.

Speaker 3:
[52:57] It's all kids now. Like you're going to be you're not there yet. Your whole new social scene is going to be.

Speaker 2:
[53:02] It's starting already.

Speaker 3:
[53:03] Yeah. It's all the parents and neighbors who have kids. So they come over with the kids. Everything's about.

Speaker 1:
[53:08] Are they all cool?

Speaker 3:
[53:10] Yeah, they're great. My neighbors are great.

Speaker 1:
[53:11] Really?

Speaker 3:
[53:12] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[53:12] They know you do for a living.

Speaker 3:
[53:14] Yeah. My next door neighbor is like a military cop. He's also a cop, but also works for the military.

Speaker 1:
[53:20] Like regular dudes you can like, you know, on the side you're bullshitting with, talking freely.

Speaker 3:
[53:25] My guy next to me is a retired firefighter. That is a Yannis' people. It's great. It's really great. And then the guy two doors down from me.

Speaker 1:
[53:35] Get here, Yanni. You believe what they're doing over there?

Speaker 3:
[53:37] He works on ships. He was out there on ships.

Speaker 1:
[53:41] Made ships.

Speaker 2:
[53:42] What, he's seven years old? He's on ships, out there on ships. He does work on ships.

Speaker 3:
[53:45] He does, like, he does. He, like, goes on the ship for like a month.

Speaker 1:
[53:49] Is he in the Navy?

Speaker 2:
[53:50] No, he's like Merchant Marine.

Speaker 3:
[53:51] Merchant Marine. He went to the school for that, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[53:54] They drive cargo. Yeah, yeah. They run cargo.

Speaker 2:
[53:57] What, are you in the biz? They run cargo?

Speaker 1:
[53:59] I almost went to the Merchant Marine Academy. I did.

Speaker 2:
[54:03] OK.

Speaker 1:
[54:03] I wanted to go.

Speaker 2:
[54:05] I almost hit Yanni's bedroom. I wanted to go. You want to do a lot of things.

Speaker 1:
[54:09] We played them in a tournament in La Crosse.

Speaker 3:
[54:12] But it was nice. We got drunk. We started singing My Way. Everyone was drunk singing it. Frank Sinatra's My Way. Kids were running around. We let them stay up late. It's great.

Speaker 1:
[54:20] How many people?

Speaker 3:
[54:20] It was a fun time. Probably about 25 people.

Speaker 2:
[54:23] Now, what's that cost you? You're worried about the price? I'm in on this. I'm in on that.

Speaker 1:
[54:27] Costco, this and that.

Speaker 3:
[54:28] It's a good thing when you do kids. You always go, what are the kids eating? So it's chicken fingers beats all the time. Chicken fingers beat. Get you some chicken fingers beats.

Speaker 2:
[54:36] Buddy, I have been for the last 38 years, dog.

Speaker 3:
[54:39] Which makes it gets you really.

Speaker 1:
[54:41] Who does the cook for the adults?

Speaker 3:
[54:43] You order. You don't make pizzas.

Speaker 1:
[54:45] Really? Yeah. No, no, no.

Speaker 3:
[54:47] Oh, for the adults.

Speaker 1:
[54:47] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[54:48] My wife made a spinach dip and we got, we did a meat and cheese display. You got to do that. Right with the crackers.

Speaker 2:
[54:56] Cold display like it's enemies. You got to see the exit, the prosciutto exhibit.

Speaker 3:
[55:01] You got to throw something out there.

Speaker 1:
[55:03] You're just flexing. You got the bedroom door open and meat and cheese. All right, now everybody get the fuck out.

Speaker 2:
[55:06] No, hey, guys, guys, in 10 minutes, we're going to circle up, go out and look at the cars.

Speaker 1:
[55:11] Drives itself.

Speaker 2:
[55:12] They got their own rooms.

Speaker 3:
[55:13] We had we had we did have a nice we had the the heat mats and we had we ordered some nice we had some chicken cutlets and we had a few.

Speaker 2:
[55:22] What on the table?

Speaker 3:
[55:24] On the in the kitchen right there on the on the island, on the mini island.

Speaker 1:
[55:27] You keep them warm.

Speaker 3:
[55:28] Yeah, keep warm. You put them on the heat. You got to get those heat.

Speaker 2:
[55:30] I don't think I've.

Speaker 1:
[55:31] Oh, well, Matt's living in the future.

Speaker 2:
[55:35] Heat map for countertop.

Speaker 3:
[55:36] Yeah, yeah. You got to get ready.

Speaker 1:
[55:38] See this for what?

Speaker 2:
[55:40] I guess no, like you plug it in there. How party?

Speaker 1:
[55:42] Yeah, he does.

Speaker 3:
[55:43] Heat mats. Look at those.

Speaker 1:
[55:44] I'll be living at the YMCA with a roommate named Reggie.

Speaker 3:
[55:47] Covered in warm. People come in, they take their own spoon. Dump it down. We had a little big ziti out there. Oh, I think it was Pettivac. I got Pettivac. It's always a solid choice.

Speaker 1:
[55:58] Do you order that or make a wrong?

Speaker 3:
[55:59] No, we ordered everything. The only thing that was made was my wife's spinach dip.

Speaker 1:
[56:02] Nice. Yeah. Who's serving the drinks? Who's serving the drinks? People come in, do you do the initial wave? Guys, we're gonna get you a drink.

Speaker 2:
[56:11] And what do you have? You got red wine, white wine?

Speaker 3:
[56:14] You got red wine, you got some brown liquor? We got rosé, we have a whole, I have a liquor, you know.

Speaker 2:
[56:20] Cabinet.

Speaker 3:
[56:21] Tres, like, trays, two trays, you know? So we got that in the corner, whatever you need.

Speaker 2:
[56:25] You got fresh ice?

Speaker 3:
[56:26] Fresh ice from the fridge, whenever you need.

Speaker 1:
[56:29] Fresh ice from the fridge?

Speaker 3:
[56:30] From the fridge.

Speaker 1:
[56:30] That runs out.

Speaker 2:
[56:32] Well, you got an ice maker.

Speaker 3:
[56:34] You got an ice maker.

Speaker 2:
[56:35] Nice guy.

Speaker 1:
[56:36] You mean the little ice maker.

Speaker 3:
[56:37] Summer parties, I'll go get the ice.

Speaker 1:
[56:38] OK.

Speaker 3:
[56:38] But this was a winter party. So I didn't assume there was going to be too much ice.

Speaker 2:
[56:41] It's cold out there.

Speaker 3:
[56:42] But I got the downstairs fridge stocked with seltzers and beers.

Speaker 1:
[56:46] Nice.

Speaker 3:
[56:47] With hard seltzers and beers.

Speaker 1:
[56:48] That's your garage fridge.

Speaker 3:
[56:49] And flavored seltzers. You got the bottled waters ripped open out. People can grab them if they want.

Speaker 2:
[56:55] What kind of bottle?

Speaker 3:
[56:56] What do you mean, what kind of bottle?

Speaker 2:
[56:58] Poland?

Speaker 1:
[56:58] Poland Spring. Gentlemen.

Speaker 2:
[57:00] Do you keep any sparkling water at the house?

Speaker 3:
[57:01] Absolutely. You got to have a couple of bottles of Pellegrino as an option.

Speaker 2:
[57:05] Glass or plastic? Glass.

Speaker 1:
[57:07] Can I do an Uzo if I want it?

Speaker 3:
[57:08] I like the big ones. With a little assortment of lemons and limes up there. Up to you. That way I go up to you.

Speaker 2:
[57:16] I'm not putting you down to whatever you want.

Speaker 3:
[57:17] You guys know. You want it wit? Or wit out.

Speaker 1:
[57:21] What if I want to have an Uzo? You got an Uzo up there for me?

Speaker 3:
[57:23] I do have Uzo, but nobody's going Uzo. Would you want an Uzo?

Speaker 1:
[57:27] I go Uzo.

Speaker 3:
[57:27] Are you allowed?

Speaker 1:
[57:28] No, I don't drink.

Speaker 3:
[57:29] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[57:30] I'm not drinking, but I would go. I like Uzo. I like Zambuca too. After the meal with the espresso.

Speaker 3:
[57:35] I fucking hate Uzo. I like Zambuca, but Uzo is just too licoricey for me.

Speaker 1:
[57:40] I like how it gets cloudy when you put the ice in it.

Speaker 3:
[57:42] Yeah. It's not a fan.

Speaker 1:
[57:44] I like it. I like the Zambuca and the espresso after dinner while you're waiting for the guy.

Speaker 3:
[57:51] Zambuca with an espresso after a meal is incredible. Yeah, it's incredible.

Speaker 1:
[57:55] That's all right.

Speaker 3:
[57:56] When you drop a couple of coffee beans in the in the Zambuca.

Speaker 1:
[57:59] Three beans is our good friend.

Speaker 3:
[58:01] That's when you know you're living like the rich, he says.

Speaker 2:
[58:03] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[58:04] You're living like the rich guy really came a long way.

Speaker 2:
[58:07] You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[58:07] Everybody dressed up nice at this party.

Speaker 3:
[58:09] It actually was.

Speaker 1:
[58:10] What do you got?

Speaker 3:
[58:11] I got a picture of the outfit.

Speaker 2:
[58:12] Oh, outfit of the day. OOTD.

Speaker 1:
[58:16] Stunned.

Speaker 3:
[58:17] I got a picture of the outfit.

Speaker 2:
[58:18] I guarantee he's got a picture of the bedroom.

Speaker 3:
[58:20] I think I think I might.

Speaker 1:
[58:22] I guarantee Yanni's got one foot forward in this picture.

Speaker 2:
[58:24] What is he chained like? His jaw popped.

Speaker 1:
[58:27] Three of his boys hanging on him?

Speaker 2:
[58:29] No, he got the boots. Yeah, that's real boots.

Speaker 1:
[58:34] That's real nice.

Speaker 3:
[58:35] Winter colors.

Speaker 2:
[58:36] Yeah, flannel looks like you're not a chop wood. You really don't pull in the front. I chopped the lemons in the line.

Speaker 1:
[58:42] Hold on, was the pull in the front yard during this?

Speaker 3:
[58:45] I think it was, actually. Yeah, I think, unfortunately, I think it was.

Speaker 1:
[58:48] Yanni, pull looks great.

Speaker 3:
[58:49] Yeah, I think it was.

Speaker 1:
[58:52] Wild.

Speaker 2:
[58:52] Now, when someone's coming over to work on the house, do you make it seem like you're a man? Whoa, that's very nice.

Speaker 3:
[58:58] Yeah, let's see if we can get some.

Speaker 2:
[58:59] Vaulted ceilings. That's very nice, though.

Speaker 3:
[59:02] Might be the only one we got. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[59:05] Very nice.

Speaker 1:
[59:06] Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 2:
[59:07] Hmm.

Speaker 1:
[59:08] Love to see it.

Speaker 2:
[59:09] Yeah. All right, let's do a couple of questions. Let's get to a couple of questions. Why we're on the topic of food? This is from Lauren, $10 soul sister, never had one red. Shout out to you. Is it garbage to eat your takeout slash dinner leftovers for breakfast the next morning regardless of what they are? Steak, chicken alfredo, Chinese food, is there a limit to what you'll do for breakfast?

Speaker 3:
[59:30] No, I've done it all.

Speaker 2:
[59:31] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[59:32] I've hit the leftovers for breakfast. Garbage for sure, but let's go. And I've done it like before, coffee, I've done it in my underwear, straight out of bed.

Speaker 2:
[59:40] Some so dirty, but good, you're like, I'm just doing it.

Speaker 3:
[59:43] It's just so, that feeling when you wake up and you know that it's there, that you know that there's leftovers, I think there's few better feelings. I'm trying to think, it's one of the best feelings.

Speaker 1:
[59:55] One night in the fridge, there's still that pulse in the center of it. It's still there.

Speaker 3:
[60:01] It's not bad yet. No, it's still good.

Speaker 1:
[60:02] It's so good. It's not rocked through.

Speaker 3:
[60:05] Just needs about 20, 25 seconds in the microwave.

Speaker 1:
[60:07] Little love.

Speaker 3:
[60:08] Just give it a little warmth in the microwave, let it touch, just a little. Just a little spank from the microwave, just a little spank of heat.

Speaker 1:
[60:14] I've started doing this in my later years. My old roommate used to do this all the time. He would always say, don't put the leftovers in there. If we would get Chinese food and he got them going to bed. Don't put the leftovers in the fridge, put them in the microwave, leave it in there. If you leave it in there one night, it's-

Speaker 2:
[60:35] I get it. That's a little-

Speaker 3:
[60:37] I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 1:
[60:39] I've done that with burger, with McDonald's burgers over the summer.

Speaker 2:
[60:43] Oh, God.

Speaker 1:
[60:44] I just left it-

Speaker 2:
[60:44] Wait, for the whole summer?

Speaker 1:
[60:45] No, dummy. No. In my little routine, it would always end with a McDonald's order. Jesus. Then maybe I wouldn't get to it. The daily doubles at McDonald's.

Speaker 3:
[60:55] But I get with McDonald's, you don't really want it to harden up in the fridge.

Speaker 1:
[60:59] I do like a cold Wendy's burger in the fridge. I like a cold hamburger.

Speaker 2:
[61:05] You're a bit of an interesting guy.

Speaker 3:
[61:06] Yeah, you really are.

Speaker 1:
[61:08] And I only poop in the master bedroom.

Speaker 3:
[61:10] Yeah. There's nothing about a cold fast food burger that I like.

Speaker 1:
[61:13] Really?

Speaker 3:
[61:13] Yeah, because when it's cold, you could really... The heat disguises...

Speaker 2:
[61:18] It loses all of you.

Speaker 3:
[61:19] Yeah, it disguises that you're eating absolute poison.

Speaker 1:
[61:22] I like to know what it is. I like to be in fucking... I take the red pill.

Speaker 2:
[61:25] You want to feel hurt.

Speaker 1:
[61:27] No, I don't want to feel hurt.

Speaker 3:
[61:28] You're chasing a pain.

Speaker 2:
[61:30] You're riding the lightning, as they say.

Speaker 1:
[61:33] Put the gun to my head.

Speaker 3:
[61:35] I would never keep it in the microwave. It's not a storage. I'm familiar with the bit. I know what you're talking about. Because it is cut off from the rest of the air.

Speaker 2:
[61:43] It's sealed in there.

Speaker 1:
[61:44] Or just a point of not refrigerating it. So it doesn't get that refrigeration. Just for one night.

Speaker 3:
[61:49] That's an early commitment. That means you know... That's a premeditated crime. You know when you wake up in the morning. You know you're going right at it.

Speaker 1:
[61:58] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[61:58] You're going right at it. So when you put it in there at night, you're going, in the morning, I'm going right at this thing.

Speaker 2:
[62:03] Sleep tight. Yeah. Another perfect food one.

Speaker 1:
[62:06] Don't let the bug man bite you.

Speaker 2:
[62:08] This is from Lee Ride. $10 homie never had one read. What's the classy way to eat a hoagie and chips? Do you one, pour the whole bag of chips out on the paper. Let's say, all right, so they set the table. You got the hoagie. Unwrap it. This is great. You get your paper. Open it up, right? One, you pour the whole bag of chips on the paper. Two, you go chip for chip out of the bag. Three, you pour the chips as you go a little bit there. Eat them a little bit there.

Speaker 3:
[62:31] The chips have to come out of the bag. You don't want to keep reaching in.

Speaker 2:
[62:35] I like going in.

Speaker 3:
[62:36] That's a glutton for pain.

Speaker 2:
[62:37] I like going in.

Speaker 3:
[62:38] Well, because you're lying to yourself.

Speaker 2:
[62:39] I did it yesterday.

Speaker 3:
[62:40] That's for people who are lying to themselves thinking that they're not going to eat the whole bag.

Speaker 2:
[62:44] I know I'm doing the whole bag. I like going in.

Speaker 3:
[62:46] You like going in there?

Speaker 2:
[62:47] When they're out, it's mentally not the same thing to me.

Speaker 1:
[62:51] I would have said a little bit of a conservative.

Speaker 2:
[62:53] A little free range.

Speaker 1:
[62:54] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[62:55] I like them in there.

Speaker 3:
[62:56] That's crazy to me.

Speaker 1:
[62:56] That's looking to get hurt.

Speaker 3:
[62:57] That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. That's actually crazy work to me.

Speaker 1:
[63:01] You're lying to yourself.

Speaker 3:
[63:02] That's actually crazy.

Speaker 1:
[63:03] You're lying.

Speaker 3:
[63:03] You're lying to yourself.

Speaker 2:
[63:05] I know. Dude, I literally bought the whole bag. And as I was picking, I went, I'm going to eat this whole bag.

Speaker 3:
[63:09] So why would you make a trip every time?

Speaker 2:
[63:10] I do.

Speaker 1:
[63:12] Have a nice Saturday, Kevin. Dump the bag out.

Speaker 3:
[63:14] Why would you make a trip for each chip? Don't you like to double up once in a while?

Speaker 2:
[63:17] Yeah, but I feel like I like eating the whole bag. And there's like a there's a mental thing to eating the whole bag. And once they come out of the bag, it's like they're in a bowl at a party. They're not. It's not the bag.

Speaker 3:
[63:26] But when they're out of the bag and they're sitting there, then I love it. Now you got a canvas. Now you can do things with them. You can go two or three at a time if you want.

Speaker 2:
[63:37] You can do two or three.

Speaker 3:
[63:37] You can get the game on. You can take a few, sprinkle them. You can do whatever you want with them.

Speaker 2:
[63:41] I'm not judging you, idiots. It's just what I do. I'm not saying it's classy.

Speaker 3:
[63:45] I think it's an inferior move, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:
[63:48] Fair enough. I would have said, I'm sorry, Yannick, go ahead.

Speaker 3:
[63:51] I think it's an inferior, dare I say, garbage move. Hey, don't. You know.

Speaker 1:
[63:55] Oh, you think the bag's the most garbage?

Speaker 2:
[63:56] It's classier to, you know, it's classier. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.

Speaker 3:
[64:00] You still got wrapping on your plate.

Speaker 2:
[64:03] Sure.

Speaker 3:
[64:04] You still got like packaging on your plate.

Speaker 1:
[64:06] Well, that's what I wanted to say.

Speaker 3:
[64:07] You want to remove all that.

Speaker 2:
[64:08] You put it on a plate?

Speaker 3:
[64:10] What if you want a plate or a napkin or whatever you do?

Speaker 1:
[64:12] No. We're talking.

Speaker 3:
[64:12] What are you eating out of your hands?

Speaker 2:
[64:13] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This guy's bonkers.

Speaker 1:
[64:15] Hold on. The situation was, you open the hoagie.

Speaker 2:
[64:20] You're eating out of the paper.

Speaker 1:
[64:21] You're eating out of the paper.

Speaker 3:
[64:22] Yeah. So you don't want the bag in there. Looks like you went up to go to the bathroom. If somebody came and saw that plate, they'd be like, you're eating somebody else's thing.

Speaker 2:
[64:29] Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[64:31] I would have said that the option A is the classiest, dumping the whole bag of chips, but this guy brought up a point.

Speaker 2:
[64:36] The pours you go.

Speaker 1:
[64:37] The pours you go because I have been in a situation, large gentlemen such as I am, where I couldn't finish said hoagie, and then I had to re-wrap it up in that same paper with little Cheetos chips everywhere, crumbs.

Speaker 3:
[64:49] That never happened. You guys are lying today. You have eaten only half the hoagie.

Speaker 1:
[64:55] If I had something before, or one of those Chris, Sal and Charlie's.

Speaker 3:
[64:58] Or you didn't finish the chips. Who hasn't finished the chips? What kind of psychopath does not finish the chips? I am telling you.

Speaker 1:
[65:04] As you see those sandwiches out there in the story, they are huge.

Speaker 3:
[65:06] Yeah, but I mean, the chips, you are saying there is chip residue in there. You didn't get down with the wet finger and pick it up.

Speaker 1:
[65:12] If they are honey barbecue Fritos, there is going to be some, you know, flavor dust.

Speaker 3:
[65:17] So that is going to throw you off just a little flavor dust?

Speaker 1:
[65:19] It doesn't throw me off, but if somebody opened the fridge.

Speaker 2:
[65:23] I will have like two minutes here. You are like, yeah, like leaving hamburgers out overnight. Now you are like, there is flavor crystals on my sandwich.

Speaker 1:
[65:29] No, that is not going to throw me off from eating it.

Speaker 2:
[65:31] This is the most divisive conversation we have ever had.

Speaker 1:
[65:33] It is the appearance of that would be most garbage. Because if somebody went in and was like, oh, there is half a hoagie, and they opened it up and there was like, you know, fucking stripper glitter all over it.

Speaker 3:
[65:42] If you are going for aesthetics and looks, yeah. It is a little bit more of a dirtier paper.

Speaker 2:
[65:46] Well, I feel like if you dump the whole bag of chips out, that is just like, that is a lot of chips, a lot of crumb. It just looks messy. The pours you go, pour a quarter in them.

Speaker 1:
[65:57] Would be the classiest.

Speaker 3:
[65:58] It would be the classiest move, I guess you are right.

Speaker 1:
[66:01] But out of the bag.

Speaker 3:
[66:02] But only by looks. Only by looks.

Speaker 2:
[66:05] I also think a little bit of the cover, you are regulating it, that is classy. Dumping the whole thing is impulsive. Me digging out of the bag like a raccoon is trash. I think a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 3:
[66:16] Whichever way you slice it, it is more honest. Because I am eating all the chips, I am also, now I got a canvas, I can do what I want with the chips. So I take a little here and I definitely, I sprinkle some on whatever sandwich I am having.

Speaker 2:
[66:27] You are putting chips on a sandwich.

Speaker 3:
[66:28] It is getting crunch in there. I am adding the crunch. It is getting crunch.

Speaker 1:
[66:32] 100% and the adding the chips as you go is only the post game appearance, canvas. The actual canvas, the beauty of a sandwich on a Saturday, paper, a whole bag of chips there in front of you, Saudi, game on, that is nice.

Speaker 3:
[66:50] That is nice.

Speaker 2:
[66:51] Oh, I got a lot of starts.

Speaker 3:
[66:52] Yeah, that is, it made me want to say.

Speaker 2:
[66:53] I thought it was going to be a bigger takeaway. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[66:55] No, what I am saying, I am saying the only reason, yeah. You do a little bit at a time is for when you are, if you have to wrap it back up.

Speaker 3:
[67:03] It is nice. You know, the problem is when you get oil and vinegar in there on the paper, then you got really got to finish the sandwich.

Speaker 2:
[67:09] Jammed up.

Speaker 3:
[67:10] Or you got to, you got to, you got to move the sandwich. You can't wrap it in the paper with the wet olive oil and the vinegar. That is the problem.

Speaker 1:
[67:18] How do you feel about that if that does happen? Maybe not wrap it in the same thing, but let's say there is a hoagie in the fridge that has olive oil and vinegar on it, and those little pieces on the bun get soaked.

Speaker 3:
[67:31] Yeah, that's where it's tough.

Speaker 1:
[67:33] You hit one of those, you're like, oh, it's like stepping in quicksand.

Speaker 3:
[67:36] It's tough. But you're committed to the paper because what are you going to do? Unless you have sandwich paper in your house, which if you're at your house, that's actually a good reason why you should have extra sandwich paper in your house in case you got a little oil and vinegar. It's a strong move, actually.

Speaker 2:
[67:51] Very nice.

Speaker 3:
[67:51] Because if you got oil and vinegar on the sandwich, you can move the sandwich and put it in fresh paper. You can't put it in saran wrap. You ever taste the sandwich in saran wrap? You taste the plastic.

Speaker 1:
[68:00] Suck it in glue.

Speaker 3:
[68:01] Yeah, you can taste it later.

Speaker 1:
[68:04] I wish I had fucking sandwich paper in it. I'd wrap everything up in that.

Speaker 3:
[68:08] See, this conversation, that's what happens. That's through debate, we come up with truth. Yeah, we got to a place, a good recommendation for people is to have sandwich paper in their home. If you're in Philly, in your home.

Speaker 2:
[68:21] Would it die in cake?

Speaker 1:
[68:22] Did you have sandwich paper in your house? I can see that, like in a nice roller on the thing. I'm wrapping everything up.

Speaker 2:
[68:29] I remember recently realizing how trashy my family was because we were sitting there and my wife didn't know about chips on a sandwich and I schooled her on chips on a sandwich and then it was me, my mom and my wife down ashore, North Wildwood and my mom put chips on a sandwich and she went, your mom's putting chips on a sandwich? And I was like, ah, that's generational trash. I don't think a grandmother should be putting chips on a sandwich. That's like a high 20 year old.

Speaker 1:
[68:57] Look over and just see your grandma.

Speaker 2:
[69:00] Crushing Doritos on a tuna hoagie.

Speaker 1:
[69:04] Got to break them up otherwise they caught my fillings.

Speaker 2:
[69:07] We got to wrap it up.

Speaker 1:
[69:08] Ladies and gentlemen, one of our absolute favorite. Family baby. The best. Yannis Pappas, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3:
[69:15] Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1:
[69:16] Coming up, you want the folks to know about?

Speaker 3:
[69:17] Yeah, please. My new special is still up there. Go check it out if you haven't watched it. It's called Property Owner. You can catch me on the road. West Nyack, New York.

Speaker 1:
[69:26] There you go.

Speaker 3:
[69:27] When's this coming out?

Speaker 1:
[69:28] Next week.

Speaker 3:
[69:29] Next week. So, West Nyack, New York. If you came to see me in Boston, thank you. Then Emmaus, Pennsylvania on May 2nd. Where in Pennsylvania? Emmaus. Emmaus, PA.

Speaker 1:
[69:39] I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[69:39] Emmaus.

Speaker 1:
[69:40] I know it.

Speaker 3:
[69:42] And then there's some other dates throughout the summer.

Speaker 2:
[69:46] Philadelphia?

Speaker 3:
[69:47] I'll be in Philly in August.

Speaker 1:
[69:49] Philly in August.

Speaker 2:
[69:50] Go see Yanni with a diet cake in the head. It's going to be hot.

Speaker 1:
[69:53] Get a water ice.

Speaker 2:
[69:54] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[69:55] Austin in August. Philly in August in August. And some place in July, I don't remember.

Speaker 2:
[70:00] Love it.

Speaker 3:
[70:00] In June, I don't remember. But go to my website, yannispappascomedy.com. And of course, the History Hyenas.

Speaker 1:
[70:04] Of course, the History Hyenas. Give Chrissy our love. Yeah, I will. And we love you. Kippy, what do you got for him?

Speaker 2:
[70:10] Guys, we're on the road. All tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We just announced Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Get Your Tickies. That's going to sell out. Down the shore. Down the shore this summer. Get Your Tickies. We love you.

Speaker 1:
[70:21] LA too.

Speaker 2:
[70:22] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[70:22] Come see us in LA. The Netflix is a joke fest. Yannis, we love you.

Speaker 3:
[70:26] Love you guys, man. Always one of my favorite times.

Speaker 2:
[70:29] Love you, buddy.

Speaker 1:
[70:30] Gang, we love you too. We'll see you next week. Peace.