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Speaker 1:
[00:00] I'm calling to wish Ira a happy Earth Day. Is this Mrs. Einhorn? It's Drew and Mike.

Speaker 2:
[00:07] Uh, okay.

Speaker 1:
[00:09] And of course, he is... When's he coming back to the States? Because I know there's a murder deal, the woman in the trunk and stuff.

Speaker 3:
[00:17] Would you like to talk to Ira?

Speaker 1:
[00:19] Yeah, could you put him on? Sure, that'd be great. I mean, he started Earth Day, basically.

Speaker 4:
[00:23] Yeah, hang on a second.

Speaker 2:
[00:27] Bonjour. Hello? Hello, Ira.

Speaker 5:
[00:29] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[00:29] Yes, Happy Earth Day.

Speaker 2:
[00:31] Happy Earth Day. Who am I talking to?

Speaker 1:
[00:33] It's Drew and Mike calling in Michigan.

Speaker 5:
[00:35] Hi.

Speaker 1:
[00:37] And of course, you started Earth Day.

Speaker 2:
[00:41] No, I didn't really start Earth Day. I was one of the people who helped create it. I think Senator Nelson really started Earth Day.

Speaker 1:
[00:47] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[00:48] When are you coming back?

Speaker 1:
[00:49] Because I know you have some things to deal with over here, and you've been over there for a long time. I know it's not long before you're going to be forced to. No, no, no.

Speaker 2:
[00:58] I will not be coming back. That's a rumor that has absolutely no substance.

Speaker 1:
[01:02] Oh, I know, but you're going to be forced to come back.

Speaker 2:
[01:04] No, I'm not going to be forced to come back. And I don't really want to talk about it, because I don't think you know very much about it.

Speaker 1:
[01:09] Well, I know a lot about it.

Speaker 2:
[01:13] Well, I don't think you know very much about it. Can we talk about Earth Day? I'm much more interested in that.

Speaker 1:
[01:17] I think the other subject is certainly a worthy subject.

Speaker 2:
[01:20] No, I'm not particularly interested in talking about the other subject, because most people over there don't know very much about it. I would much rather talk about Earth Day, because we all live on the planet, and we're all in the dead.

Speaker 1:
[01:31] Well, yeah, but some people have been taken off the planet unfairly, and they have to be spoken for, too.

Speaker 2:
[01:37] Well, you can speak all you want about something that you know very little about. The only thing I'm interested in is speaking about Earth Day. And if you don't want to speak about Earth Day, I will say goodbye to you.

Speaker 1:
[01:47] Well, it's too bad you won't speak more about what you know about the other subject, because you could answer all the questions and then it could be put to rest.

Speaker 2:
[01:54] I'll answer all the questions when I have an opportunity. I cannot have an opportunity as a result of what Philadelphia has done. And when you do a little bit more research into that, maybe we can talk.

Speaker 1:
[02:06] Well, I know what bail is, and I know you're not supposed to leave the country when you're on bail and never return to face trial.

Speaker 2:
[02:12] You're not supposed to have trials in absentia, particularly for murder.

Speaker 1:
[02:15] Well, what do you do when people murder people and they're bailed and they leave the country?

Speaker 2:
[02:19] I didn't do it.

Speaker 6:
[02:20] They leave their trucks in their rooms?

Speaker 2:
[02:21] That's your problem. Do you want to talk about Earth Day?

Speaker 1:
[02:24] No, I think it's your problem.

Speaker 2:
[02:25] No, I think it's your problem. Bye.

Speaker 7:
[02:27] Uh, the earth sucks.

Speaker 8:
[02:30] You're listening to The Drew Lane Show.

Speaker 9:
[02:33] Look at this panel of losers.

Speaker 1:
[02:35] I think my car is going to go over whose problem a murder is.

Speaker 10:
[02:40] I think that's your problem. Bye.

Speaker 11:
[02:42] That's so funny.

Speaker 1:
[02:44] Wow. Einhorn from Earth Day. I didn't even know it was Earth Day. I don't know why.

Speaker 12:
[02:49] Happy Earth Day.

Speaker 1:
[02:51] Mark's here. Jim's here. Dave Landau's in.

Speaker 12:
[02:53] Happy Earth Day.

Speaker 1:
[02:55] Thank you very much, Dave. Roberto's in the house. And we're brought to you by Hall Financial. Mortgage rates are the lowest. They've been in three years. A five-star service from Hall, as always, and they've got options that can help you skip true mortgage payments and qualify for a free appraisal. These men of us can even tie in with the Hall Financial no-cost loan. Call them now. They're the experts. They make it easy. Actual rates are low. Go to callhallfirst.com/drew. That's callhallfirst.com/drew. Jim, were you for the bobblehead?

Speaker 10:
[03:24] I think I'm still in the third. I stopped looking. I just need to focus on what matters, and that's making people's dreams come true.

Speaker 13:
[03:33] Sounds like you stopped working.

Speaker 10:
[03:36] I did it about 2.30 today.

Speaker 1:
[03:39] Yeah, that week off really cost you this month, huh?

Speaker 10:
[03:43] It did. It's all the week off's fault. I still have a chance this month.

Speaker 1:
[03:48] Alright, we'll see. Check in next week. In Rochester today, we were so excited. We thought maybe this thing would come to a head between Stuttering John and Carl and Schooley, and it's just basically been... Let's see, what was the term? The judge decided he will mark the motions as fully submitted on May the 14th, so I guess there's another meeting on May the 14th, and at that point, there maybe will be a settlement, or it will be dropped, or it will go to trial.

Speaker 12:
[04:20] And that's where... And Carl's there, too.

Speaker 1:
[04:23] Yeah, Carl was there. Carl was there today. John was not there.

Speaker 12:
[04:26] Oh, John didn't show up?

Speaker 1:
[04:26] But the attorneys were there. Carl didn't need to be there, actually. His attorney had to be there.

Speaker 12:
[04:30] I gotcha. But Carl went.

Speaker 1:
[04:32] Yeah, Carl went.

Speaker 13:
[04:33] He wanted to be there.

Speaker 12:
[04:33] Oh, I figured he documented it for a reason.

Speaker 1:
[04:36] There was some coverage. Trucker Andy was outside doing some interviews, tried to interview John's attorney, who was not very friendly, and he did talk to Carl's attorney. And John, I think, is already online bragging that he won today. I don't know what that means. I don't really understand that.

Speaker 12:
[04:53] They have to submit. That's a win?

Speaker 1:
[04:55] Yeah. I guess the fact that he's not been told that this case is over would be a win, although it seems like the GoFundMe getting $900 versus $40,000 would be a pretty bad position to be in. It's cool. Yeah. So there's that. So it was Stut Joe, L-Day. I thought it was gonna be L-Day in Rochester. It turned out to be Continuation Day. But the Hulk Hogan docuseries came out on Netflix, and I know a lot of people in this room were excited.

Speaker 12:
[05:22] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[05:23] Yeah, it was good. It's really good. Really worth watching.

Speaker 12:
[05:26] I have not, but I'm going to tonight.

Speaker 1:
[05:28] Are you a wrestling fan?

Speaker 12:
[05:29] I am.

Speaker 1:
[05:29] How did I know that?

Speaker 12:
[05:30] Yeah, I just started growing up with it. In the 80s, yeah, you couldn't help it.

Speaker 1:
[05:35] Are you guys all, because I'm not a huge wrestling fan. I have picked up a lot about wrestling, but are all you guys like super Hulkster fans? I was. Were you?

Speaker 12:
[05:42] Yeah, I brought my son to WrestleMania in Dallas, too. Did you?

Speaker 14:
[05:46] A couple years ago, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:47] How'd you like it?

Speaker 12:
[05:48] He loved it. It was great. The Jackass crew was there. It was really fun.

Speaker 1:
[05:52] Yeah, kids, you know what's funny? Wrestling was not that big when I was a kid, but it got big shortly after that. When I was a kid in Chicago, rollerblading was on TV all the time.

Speaker 13:
[06:04] ESPN in the early days, tons of rollerblading.

Speaker 1:
[06:07] It was like, it was super fake.

Speaker 13:
[06:08] Roller Derby.

Speaker 1:
[06:09] Roller Derby, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 12:
[06:10] Yeah, rollerblading is just more meh.

Speaker 13:
[06:12] Yeah, it's just meh. Rollerblading, what am I talking about?

Speaker 1:
[06:15] Roller Derby.

Speaker 10:
[06:17] That became bigger for you when you turned gay in your 40s.

Speaker 1:
[06:20] That's right.

Speaker 13:
[06:20] I bought a bunch of neon.

Speaker 1:
[06:22] If I could find my rollerblades, I'd blade right now. I really like them.

Speaker 10:
[06:25] I wouldn't too.

Speaker 12:
[06:25] If you could find them, I can see them from here.

Speaker 13:
[06:28] You just got to find your buddies to go with. Well, we aren't Ferndale.

Speaker 1:
[06:32] Have you guys ever?

Speaker 12:
[06:34] Yeah. I walked out to my car and six people rollerbladed by.

Speaker 10:
[06:40] I called you fag.

Speaker 12:
[06:41] Yeah. Fag.

Speaker 1:
[06:45] Have you ever seen Roller Derby though? Yes.

Speaker 12:
[06:47] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[06:48] It was really fake, but because we were young, like me and a couple other guys used to watch it all the time, nine or ten, and we loved it. We thought, oh, my God, it's crazy. These adults are fighting all the time. And it was just really exciting.

Speaker 10:
[06:59] Did you guys put your roller skates on and emulate that?

Speaker 1:
[07:02] We did not.

Speaker 10:
[07:03] Fight each other in roller skates?

Speaker 1:
[07:05] I still remember the big instigator was Ronnie Rains. That name probably means nothing to anyone.

Speaker 10:
[07:10] Tim Rains' brother, right?

Speaker 1:
[07:12] No, I don't think he was related to Tim, but then they would mix up. They'd have co-ed.

Speaker 13:
[07:17] Yeah, I was going to say when I watched it, it was all women.

Speaker 1:
[07:19] Well, women would go, the men would go, and then they had combined teams, too.

Speaker 12:
[07:23] There was a real problem with transgender ethics.

Speaker 1:
[07:27] It started as all women, but the men just came in, just kept winning, just beating women on rollerblades. But the chicks would get each other in headlocks and be pulling hair and it was like, God, I guess that's just natural for a 10-year-old to love that shit.

Speaker 13:
[07:42] Well, that's what happened with wrestling, right?

Speaker 1:
[07:43] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 13:
[07:44] It blew up in the early 80s, so if you're my age or Dave's age, it was the thing. It was on Saturday morning as well.

Speaker 12:
[07:50] It was, too. Well, and Hulk was in everything. They put him in every movie, like Mr. Nanny and Suburban Commando. Oh, Mr. Nanny.

Speaker 1:
[07:57] Were those mostly cameo-type things?

Speaker 12:
[07:59] No. His were... They were really trying to push him as the star. That's why so many people had their brains completely destroyed while he was sort of pushed along to succeed.

Speaker 13:
[08:09] Well, in the documentary, it was really when wrestling fans were sick of him, and he's like, I want to try making a Hollywood brother, and that's when the Mr. Nanny roles, and everybody was like, oh, God, what are you doing? I mean, it's a really good guy. I mean, the whole rollercoaster of his life, he's a nice guy, but kind of a total asshole too.

Speaker 12:
[08:27] Oh yeah, he was both.

Speaker 1:
[08:28] Yeah, he was crazy. I saw the car, I was watching it, and I got distracted by a couple things. I was watching to the part where he tried to become a rock star.

Speaker 13:
[08:36] That's how he started before he wrestled.

Speaker 1:
[08:38] I forgot about that.

Speaker 13:
[08:39] He played bass in a band and left. You know, his dad kicked him out, because his dad was one of those old dads. He's like, no, that's not a real job. Get out of here, brother. He kicked him out, so he joined a band, and all the local wrestlers came by, and he thought it was real, and he realized that, oh, these guys are really nice. Maybe I can learn how to do it.

Speaker 1:
[08:56] Well, he's like 20 years old, and he thought wrestling was real?

Speaker 12:
[08:59] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[08:59] Wow.

Speaker 12:
[08:59] Yeah, pretty much. Did they cover the porn tape?

Speaker 13:
[09:03] They do. I did not pull clips of that.

Speaker 1:
[09:05] Oh, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 12:
[09:06] That is one of those funniest.

Speaker 2:
[09:07] Is Bubba the Love Sponge in this thing?

Speaker 13:
[09:08] He is not. No.

Speaker 12:
[09:09] What?

Speaker 13:
[09:10] Nor is his wife.

Speaker 12:
[09:11] It's so funny. He's just, I'm full, brother.

Speaker 13:
[09:13] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[09:14] He imagined his sex with it just like, play with my balls.

Speaker 13:
[09:17] Well, in the post-coitus, just going, how about all those N words, brother? Yeah, did you like that? Isn't that where he said it?

Speaker 1:
[09:24] He's calling her the N word while they're having sex?

Speaker 13:
[09:27] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[09:27] Was he? I don't know if it was while they were having sex, but yeah.

Speaker 13:
[09:30] On the sex tapes when he used the N word.

Speaker 12:
[09:32] Yeah, is when he uses it. But he's sitting there, it's like an episode of Louis starring Hulk. Like he's too full to finish. It's honestly like, it's amazing.

Speaker 1:
[09:45] Wait, too full of semen or food?

Speaker 12:
[09:47] No, no food. A semen sandwich was both. Yeah, he's just sitting there, he's like, I'm just so full I can't get it up.

Speaker 15:
[09:56] It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 12:
[09:59] I'm sorry I blamed a whole race of people on my soft dick.

Speaker 13:
[10:03] You know, it's one of the good ones, Mr. T and Booker T, brother. All the black tees are good, brother.

Speaker 10:
[10:08] Yeah, except you didn't say black tees.

Speaker 12:
[10:10] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[10:11] Was Bubba Love Sponge, this is a really stupid question, was his wife black?

Speaker 13:
[10:16] No, no, no.

Speaker 10:
[10:17] Mr. Sponge was not black.

Speaker 1:
[10:18] Why was he calling the woman the N-word?

Speaker 12:
[10:21] She was just yelling, call me like the movie Palindrome.

Speaker 16:
[10:26] I just wanted to see if Marc got that.

Speaker 1:
[10:29] It just seems so dumb.

Speaker 12:
[10:31] Yeah, I have no idea why he did it.

Speaker 1:
[10:33] Did she get off on that?

Speaker 12:
[10:35] No, no one really gets off on that whole day.

Speaker 13:
[10:40] It is the second worst sex date behind only Gene Simmons.

Speaker 12:
[10:43] Gene Simmons, okay.

Speaker 1:
[10:43] Yeah, that was bad.

Speaker 12:
[10:44] Yeah, nobody is honking a boat horn with their dick like Tommy.

Speaker 1:
[10:49] I'm trying to imagine if I was having sex with someone and they called me the N-word, I think I would lose my heart on.

Speaker 13:
[10:54] I think you'd pause and be like, no, you wouldn't lose your heart on, but you'd be like, what?

Speaker 14:
[10:58] I'd maybe be complimented.

Speaker 12:
[11:00] I'd be like, is it the length? Did you just call me a stupid bigger?

Speaker 13:
[11:09] Well, that's funny. I mean, since we're talking about Hulk's dick, the first cut that I pulled involves his dick. This is the night he meets Linda, his very-

Speaker 12:
[11:19] Oh, I know what this is.

Speaker 17:
[11:21] He told me he was a wrestler and I said, what is that? He's like, well, you have to experience to comprehend it. That was what his answer was to me. I was like, all right, well, we'll see where that goes. After that, he goes, let's go back to the apartment where I'm staying. So we go up and it's this rickety-ass old apartment. He brings me a beer. He's like, I'll be right back. He goes in the bathroom. I'm waiting the longest time. All of a sudden, he comes out. He's completely naked. I'm like, all right, well, say what you want without saying what you want. It was like when you go to the zoo and you see a memiwoola or whatever they're called, a wooly mammoth.

Speaker 1:
[11:59] There's no bulge in that underwear.

Speaker 15:
[12:01] He drank a couple bottles of wine and just hit it off great.

Speaker 17:
[12:05] How many people can say they got by a giant?

Speaker 5:
[12:09] The nude move.

Speaker 13:
[12:11] He pulled the nude move.

Speaker 5:
[12:12] That's awesome.

Speaker 13:
[12:13] He was hung like a wooly mammoth.

Speaker 12:
[12:14] Did you notice the blender in the background just next to a bunch of prescriptions? No, I did not.

Speaker 13:
[12:21] Let me back it up here.

Speaker 12:
[12:23] I think I saw that right. I want one of those smoothies. Yeah, she's just stepping on needles the whole time.

Speaker 1:
[12:29] Did you see when he was leaning back with that little underwear? It looked like he had a vagina.

Speaker 11:
[12:34] That's no vagina, brother.

Speaker 1:
[12:36] Look at that. There's nothing.

Speaker 8:
[12:37] There's no bulge there.

Speaker 12:
[12:38] It looks like a woman.

Speaker 15:
[12:39] I was tucking it as a joke, brother. You don't get it.

Speaker 12:
[12:42] It was taped to my asshole, brother.

Speaker 1:
[12:47] Okay, where's the blender?

Speaker 12:
[12:48] Okay, it was when he was standing in his very... This one. What is that?

Speaker 13:
[12:53] Oh, those are supplements or something.

Speaker 12:
[12:56] There's something in the corner there.

Speaker 18:
[12:58] There's just bottles of God knows what mixed in that old blender.

Speaker 12:
[13:03] Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 8:
[13:04] Yeah, that's oil.

Speaker 1:
[13:09] Well, well, well. She's very pretty back then.

Speaker 13:
[13:12] Oh, I always thought she was pretty in her younger days, even as an older lady.

Speaker 1:
[13:17] She's attractive older way. Got a great rack. Yeah. I mean, if it still stands up at all.

Speaker 12:
[13:22] I don't know where she is now.

Speaker 13:
[13:25] Well, we'll get into her proclivities later. But because the whole documentary goes in chronological order. So he's starting to get big. I think this is before WrestleMania starts and they just have him doing a bunch of promotional type events and he's just sick of doing them. So he's kind of in a shitty mood when I think one of the most infamous promotional events happens.

Speaker 15:
[13:45] Five days before WrestleMania, Vince goes, hey, you got one more thing you got to do tonight. Somebody in the office booked you on a show called Hot Properties with Richard Belzer. And there's like six or seven kids waiting there in wheelchairs.

Speaker 10:
[14:01] No, it's not gonna go on.

Speaker 1:
[14:02] It's Harry and Meghan.

Speaker 12:
[14:04] I had to body slam them.

Speaker 19:
[14:06] Or show me one of the moves that you use.

Speaker 15:
[14:08] There are no kids in wheelchairs.

Speaker 10:
[14:11] Just this n-word, Mr. T.

Speaker 15:
[14:12] I don't know what Mr. T or me.

Speaker 13:
[14:13] Vince McMahon Lydum.

Speaker 15:
[14:15] Well, I'm gonna have to stick to the basics with you. The floor is a little hard here. I don't want you getting hurt.

Speaker 19:
[14:19] Well, I don't want you getting hurt either, so, you know, be careful.

Speaker 15:
[14:21] Belzer was very condescending. It's nice and easy if you bend over.

Speaker 19:
[14:25] No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 15:
[14:26] Oh, now look at this asshole. You just tell me, brother, when you want to quit squealing, okay?

Speaker 17:
[14:30] All right. So I'm sitting in the audience, and Terry's like, oh, this guy's a wise guy. He's popping off about how fake this shit is, you know?

Speaker 15:
[14:38] Hey, fun and games, fake wrestling. Oh, really? How about it, T?

Speaker 20:
[14:42] Keep it like that for a little while.

Speaker 13:
[14:44] Mr. T's complicit.

Speaker 15:
[14:45] I remember this.

Speaker 10:
[14:46] Oh, there goes his arms.

Speaker 13:
[14:48] Bells are falling like a rag, though.

Speaker 20:
[14:51] He's sleeping. Really, I was asleep.

Speaker 13:
[14:53] Thank you, Dr. T.

Speaker 4:
[14:55] To actually make him pass out to that point, but he did.

Speaker 13:
[14:59] He let go. Yeah.

Speaker 9:
[15:02] Yeah, I know I went too far.

Speaker 4:
[15:03] He's waking up now.

Speaker 21:
[15:04] That was a serious amount of people.

Speaker 10:
[15:09] This looks fake, but it was not fake.

Speaker 13:
[15:12] And now we'll be right back after this word from You Know Who. Look at all the blood in his coat.

Speaker 19:
[15:17] I went backstage and I collapsed, and the ambulance took me to Cedar Sinai, where I had eight stitches in the back of my head.

Speaker 15:
[15:23] And Bells are in real pain in the ass.

Speaker 19:
[15:25] You know, I'm in show business. I don't have a show to get almost killed.

Speaker 3:
[15:29] I assume he didn't apologize.

Speaker 17:
[15:31] He didn't feel bad at all. If somebody wants to make fun of the business that he's in, that he's worked so hard to be in, kind of spit on it in a way.

Speaker 19:
[15:39] There's very little remorse, unfortunately.

Speaker 15:
[15:42] Sure enough, a couple days later, here comes the half a million dollar lawsuit.

Speaker 20:
[15:46] Oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:48] You know, I don't know why, I'm not giving myself any great credit for this, but I had wrestlers to interview. I never really looked forward to it, because I wasn't a big fan. But every time I felt like, okay, the sales department's gonna be really unhappy if I don't interview this person. I always thought it was much more fun to play along than to go, ah, this is fake! Like, why did Belzer do that? That's just fucking stupid.

Speaker 12:
[16:11] Especially at that time, because wasn't, was that the WrestleMania he was promoting in Pontiac?

Speaker 13:
[16:15] No, so that was three. This is before the very first WrestleMania. It was before the first one. They act like McMahon put everything on the line, everything he owned, he kind of mortgaged it all, because they were doing it in Madison Square Garden, this is gonna be huge.

Speaker 1:
[16:28] Was that Vince on the phone, by the way?

Speaker 14:
[16:30] That didn't look like him, did it?

Speaker 1:
[16:32] No, no, no. He's much thinner.

Speaker 13:
[16:33] That's before his roids.

Speaker 1:
[16:34] He was tiny.

Speaker 12:
[16:35] It's before he became the devil.

Speaker 1:
[16:39] Is Vince McMahon, I feel really naive, was he a roided out dude too?

Speaker 12:
[16:42] Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:43] Because he doesn't look fat, he looks kind of built.

Speaker 13:
[16:45] But he definitely got it aroids everybody.

Speaker 12:
[16:47] Well, because he started going in the ring and wanted to look like the wrestlers.

Speaker 1:
[16:50] He wrestled.

Speaker 13:
[16:51] Yeah, him and Hulk wrestled.

Speaker 12:
[16:53] He had shitting on women on his desk.

Speaker 1:
[16:56] That's right. I think I want to reconsider Royds because I'm at an age where how much can I lose?

Speaker 12:
[17:02] I mean, it works for him.

Speaker 13:
[17:04] I said the same thing. I said to Roberto and Jim, I go, I'm kind of mad that I was in high school in the 90s when they acted like Royds were really bad. Four years earlier, I totally would have done them and I think I would do them now.

Speaker 1:
[17:16] Just a huge brother. Wouldn't it be kind of cool to have a couple years like that? I mean, even I'm 66 years old, who cares? I remember being buff as.

Speaker 13:
[17:23] But I remember being younger and we were always like, just for a couple of years.

Speaker 1:
[17:27] So I'll lose five years. So what? My parents lived in 98, 97. I don't want to live that long.

Speaker 12:
[17:31] There's just holes punched in every wall here.

Speaker 11:
[17:35] Your car's destroyed.

Speaker 1:
[17:39] The windows are all punched out.

Speaker 13:
[17:41] Every day he's just ripping shirts up.

Speaker 12:
[17:43] You're no longer allowed in Comerica Park. Oh, no.

Speaker 10:
[17:48] Yeah, the buffet's just tipped over.

Speaker 1:
[17:50] You know, at the time.

Speaker 12:
[17:51] Because he didn't like the fats.

Speaker 1:
[17:54] I don't know about you guys, but I never considered steroids. And I was playing baseball at a high level. I could have used a little more steroids. I don't know if that would be good for baseball, really.

Speaker 13:
[18:03] Not those roids, not the...

Speaker 12:
[18:05] It works for Maguire and can say...

Speaker 1:
[18:07] That's how you're right.

Speaker 13:
[18:08] Those roids would have worked, but not the anabolic ones. No, no, not the...

Speaker 12:
[18:11] Those are more for like that puffy look to like look as if you're making...

Speaker 13:
[18:14] Those are the ones that shrink your testes.

Speaker 12:
[18:16] Yeah, like they fill with your... They fill your muscles with water, essentially, and make them look big.

Speaker 1:
[18:20] Okay, but I never... It never crossed my mind.

Speaker 13:
[18:22] How do you know so much about... Oh, trust me.

Speaker 12:
[18:24] Look at me.

Speaker 14:
[18:25] It's not because I used them.

Speaker 12:
[18:28] I was never involved in any sports where I was like, I wonder if steroids are the problem. Not that I'm 5'6.

Speaker 1:
[18:35] I just thought that it just seemed really crazy to me. I just felt like there's got to be... I'm kind of this way about a zempig now. I feel like there's got to be a downside to it.

Speaker 12:
[18:45] I think it is. I think there's like soft bones and stuff. I think there is something that can eat your bones.

Speaker 1:
[18:49] A lot of muscle loss.

Speaker 12:
[18:50] Yeah, but don't get me wrong. If my doctor gives me a zempig, I've got to be fine with it.

Speaker 1:
[18:55] There's just not a free lunch. I just don't think...

Speaker 12:
[18:59] No.

Speaker 1:
[18:59] Steroids... Has anybody lived to be like 90? Can we Google who's the longest person?

Speaker 13:
[19:05] Lyle Elzado?

Speaker 1:
[19:06] Yeah. He only lived to be like 42.

Speaker 13:
[19:07] Oh, that's right.

Speaker 12:
[19:09] I'll tell you who it wasn't.

Speaker 13:
[19:10] It wasn't Eddie Guerrero. Or Ken Caminetti.

Speaker 11:
[19:13] Ken Caminetti, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[19:14] Ken Caminetti went fast.

Speaker 12:
[19:16] It wasn't Chris Benoit and his family.

Speaker 1:
[19:19] No.

Speaker 11:
[19:19] His family.

Speaker 13:
[19:22] They paid the price of Roy's without any benefits.

Speaker 1:
[19:23] That wasn't my natural causes. Wasn't my natural causes.

Speaker 11:
[19:26] That's different.

Speaker 10:
[19:27] Well, Hulk made it to 71.

Speaker 1:
[19:30] That's like the oldest steroid guy I can think of.

Speaker 13:
[19:32] Hulk? Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[19:33] Jack Lillane.

Speaker 13:
[19:34] I mean, the body's still alive. Justin Monshur is still alive.

Speaker 12:
[19:38] Oh, yes.

Speaker 13:
[19:39] He did Roy's. He did a lot of Roy's.

Speaker 12:
[19:40] Also, Jake the Snake.

Speaker 13:
[19:42] Yes. Yeah. They're both in the doc.

Speaker 12:
[19:44] I feel that the crack may have offset the Roy's a little bit. But his story, I saw him live and it really was amazing. But he can barely move because of the damage done to his body.

Speaker 13:
[19:55] Well, since we're talking about Roy's, here's where they talk about Roy's in the doc.

Speaker 22:
[19:59] You know what Hulkamania is all about?

Speaker 9:
[20:07] You know how we used to tell the kids to take their vitamins and all that? What are we talking about, orals or injectables?

Speaker 13:
[20:14] There's Jesse the Bunny. By the way, look how different he looks now that he's not all roided up anymore. Oh yeah.

Speaker 9:
[20:20] The kind of vitamins we talk in here.

Speaker 3:
[20:22] He's taken steroids for the whole decade of the 80s.

Speaker 15:
[20:25] Back then, the mindset was steroids were safer than sugar. They were illegal.

Speaker 1:
[20:32] I never heard that.

Speaker 15:
[20:33] Two or three years after high school.

Speaker 13:
[20:35] That's it. So he says he started using two or three years after high school because he was a chubby kid. He was tall, but he was very doughy, and then he got ripped.

Speaker 12:
[20:42] Well, he kind of grew up poor too, didn't he?

Speaker 13:
[20:44] Very poor. Yeah.

Speaker 15:
[20:47] Just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

Speaker 14:
[20:50] A doctor will go on trial, charged with prescribing anabolic steroids to several professional wrestlers, including the biggest name in the ring, Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 15:
[21:00] So I knew I had to do something.

Speaker 10:
[21:02] Go on, Arsenio.

Speaker 15:
[21:04] I like Arsenio Hall, because he was a friend of mine. I actually got Arsenio Hall his job.

Speaker 13:
[21:08] You got Arsenio Hall his job? That's easy.

Speaker 1:
[21:11] What are you talking about?

Speaker 13:
[21:12] I was like, quite the whopper.

Speaker 15:
[21:13] So I said, friendly fire, let's give it a shot.

Speaker 22:
[21:16] I mentioned that you had been in the news.

Speaker 15:
[21:18] Well, that's the problem. See, people read the paper to be informed. Sometimes you read the paper and you get misinformed. Steroids, I never took a shot. So basically what I'd like to do is, with all due respect, inform you, and everybody else that's misinformed by the new papers. Of course I lied to him. I'm not a steroid abuser. Misinformed by you. And I do not use steroids.

Speaker 9:
[21:41] All of us in the wrestling business, we sat and we went, Jesus.

Speaker 21:
[21:46] And I read the paper all the way straight to the hell.

Speaker 20:
[21:49] And in a situation where it was really unnecessary, he just completely lied. Everybody watching, with even like the most passing concept of what steroids were, knew he was lying.

Speaker 12:
[21:59] Well, I think it did matter. He was a professional wrestler. He's not going to go tell Arsenio, like, yeah, I've been shooting at my leg the whole time.

Speaker 13:
[22:07] He didn't need to go on Arsenio. No one was asking him to answer.

Speaker 1:
[22:10] But he got him his job, Marc.

Speaker 12:
[22:12] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:
[22:13] How could he get Arsenio his job? He didn't. What poll does he have at the net? Because of Vince McMahon and because of his wrestling numbers?

Speaker 12:
[22:21] Hulk Hogan's on the phone. Yeah, that's kind of like the Chuck Berry, Michael J. Fox thing.

Speaker 22:
[22:27] What's the Chuck Berry?

Speaker 12:
[22:29] Inventing rock and roll.

Speaker 4:
[22:31] Listen to this.

Speaker 12:
[22:33] We got a white guy on the phone who says, there's a hot young black comedian.

Speaker 4:
[22:36] He's a wrestler.

Speaker 12:
[22:39] We should give him a Tonight Show.

Speaker 13:
[22:41] So they go through his whole career starts winning. People start hating him. He turns heel. I mean, wrestling was pretty much done, so he turns to reality TV, which that was a great show. Hogan, is it Hogan Knows Best? That was a really fun show.

Speaker 1:
[22:54] I hate the daughter, by the way. I can't stand the daughter.

Speaker 13:
[22:56] Yeah, she's terrible.

Speaker 1:
[22:57] She thinks she's hot. She thinks she can sing. She sucks, and she's not that hot.

Speaker 12:
[23:02] I believe the money that went into thinking she can sing was a big problem for the family, and then also the stills of him oiling up her ass.

Speaker 4:
[23:11] Oh, what?

Speaker 12:
[23:12] Yeah, he's putting sunscreen on her ass in a way that you just don't do as a father, pretty much. Yeah, I think he was, too. Was he in his dress thong, like in the movie No Holds Barred?

Speaker 13:
[23:26] Team references.

Speaker 12:
[23:27] Do you remember that scene? He's got to be at this nice dinner, so he's wearing a white leather jacket with tassels and a white thong, because that's his classy dinnerware.

Speaker 1:
[23:40] Oh, my god.

Speaker 12:
[23:41] It's so good.

Speaker 1:
[23:42] That is weird.

Speaker 12:
[23:43] The movie's written by an eight-year-old. If you watch it, it's staggering how bad it is.

Speaker 1:
[23:48] Is it worth watching?

Speaker 12:
[23:49] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[23:49] Good.

Speaker 13:
[23:50] The other thing about Brooks' music career is it led to the divorce between him and Linda.

Speaker 17:
[23:57] He's hiding something. He just wasn't acting like himself. I knew something was up. Then my housekeeper came to me and she said, is this yours? It was a little gold hoop. I was like, no. I go, where was it? In my bathroom? Where was it? She goes, in your bed. Oh, nice housekeeper.

Speaker 16:
[24:12] Hulk Hogan's daughter might want to run her father over with a tank after he reportedly slept. She did this with one of her close friends.

Speaker 15:
[24:20] She was the person I was dating who was part of the record company, almost like a chaperone for Brooke.

Speaker 16:
[24:26] Brooke Hogan says her friends started having Whoopi with the Huckster in 2006, while he was still married to her mother.

Speaker 1:
[24:32] I'm out of here. It's kind of weird when somebody who's married says, yeah, I was dating this girl. Somebody who's not your wife. That's not really dating. Right.

Speaker 12:
[24:41] You were having an affair with your child's friend.

Speaker 13:
[24:44] Do you remember how Linda responded to this besides leaving him?

Speaker 12:
[24:47] She had sex with a young man.

Speaker 15:
[24:49] She was bouncing around, flying all over with her boyfriend. He actually went to school with Nick and Brooke.

Speaker 17:
[24:59] And we were talking. I asked him how old he was. He said he was 25. I was like, oh, okay. Fine. Great. He's young, but what the heck? You know, let's go have a margarita. We dated for a couple of weeks and then we went somewhere and I was like, do you want beer or something like that? And he's like, I'm not really 21 and I'm not 25. I'm like, oh my god, well, how old are you? He goes, I'm 19. Are you not lying about that? Because if you're lying about that, we got problems, you know?

Speaker 10:
[25:28] No, you got problems.

Speaker 17:
[25:30] Yeah, he's fine.

Speaker 15:
[25:30] The judge wouldn't let me live in my big house or my little house. So I had nowhere to go. I rented an apartment. It was like in the top of this building where I could see down the beach, where I could see my beach house. It was tough because I could hear my cigarette boat start up in the morning. And Linda's 18-year-old boyfriend would back it out.

Speaker 17:
[25:56] I thought, you know, he's not going to know how it feels until he sees it happen to me.

Speaker 15:
[25:59] He'd come by me and he'd stop where my apartment was. He'd sit in my boat and smoke a joint.

Speaker 17:
[26:03] And I go, that's Terry. Drive by. Go in close, go in close. You know, I was making all over Charlie and I'm like, I'm just driving in circles. I was like, see, how do you feel about that? It hurts, right? Ouch.

Speaker 13:
[26:15] How mature. Such a mature response.

Speaker 12:
[26:18] How Nicole Simpson of you.

Speaker 13:
[26:20] That's funny. Dave, that's funny you say that because he gave an interview to Rolling Stone and he basically said, I know why OJ could do it, brother. Because he was like, if I had the chance I'd murder her too.

Speaker 12:
[26:32] If you're rubbing up my wife on a cigarette boat, I might stab you.

Speaker 1:
[26:37] It is your boat too.

Speaker 13:
[26:38] I didn't realize that became such a big issue that he said, look, I understand why OJ got mad, you know? I mean, you're not going to step to murder, but yeah, I can understand if you're as crazy as a juice, why you would do it.

Speaker 12:
[26:48] Well, especially if you have the CTE of both of them.

Speaker 1:
[26:51] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[26:52] In the right range.

Speaker 1:
[26:53] I was thinking he's probably sick of his wife, so he doesn't give a shit.

Speaker 12:
[26:56] Yeah, that's probably true.

Speaker 1:
[26:57] But didn't sound like it.

Speaker 12:
[26:58] No, it sounds like he was still in love with her.

Speaker 1:
[27:00] I mean, that's pretty fucking brutal. An 18 year old dude on your boat, in front of your place. I mean, at least he was banging his chick, well, in his own wife's bed, actually.

Speaker 13:
[27:12] While they were married.

Speaker 1:
[27:13] Yeah, that was pretty bad.

Speaker 13:
[27:14] No, they were dating.

Speaker 12:
[27:15] That's right.

Speaker 13:
[27:17] So the last cut, they start going through all his back surgery. Remember, he had back surgery after back surgery after back. They showed an x-ray of his spine. Remember that, Jim?

Speaker 10:
[27:24] Oh yeah, it did not look good.

Speaker 13:
[27:25] No, the curvature was terrible. But oh my God, the amount of drugs that Hulk could take is insane.

Speaker 15:
[27:32] I was taking 80mg fentanyl, two in the morning, stuffing them under my gums here. I had two 300mg patches of fentanyl on my legs, and they gave me six 1500mg fentanyl lollipops to eat. Jesus Christ. I went to the pharmacy, goes, you should be dead. We have never seen a human being take this much fentanyl.

Speaker 10:
[27:54] We've never seen the Hulkster brother.

Speaker 9:
[27:56] He was in so much freaking pain.

Speaker 13:
[27:59] Was he in pain because he looks pretty great right there.

Speaker 10:
[28:01] I didn't think he was in pain.

Speaker 1:
[28:02] It seemed like he'd feel great.

Speaker 13:
[28:03] It looks like he's flying high right there.

Speaker 12:
[28:05] There's no way he wasn't feeling wonderful.

Speaker 1:
[28:08] He looks pretty good.

Speaker 13:
[28:09] It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 1:
[28:11] He's standing pretty straight too.

Speaker 12:
[28:13] He's just addicted to fentanyl.

Speaker 13:
[28:14] Exactly, because he feels great on it.

Speaker 12:
[28:18] Fentanyl lollipops.

Speaker 10:
[28:20] 1500mg?

Speaker 13:
[28:21] Is he a pay your fentanyl patches?

Speaker 12:
[28:23] He has like a street worth of 200 grand in fentanyl every morning when he wakes up.

Speaker 10:
[28:29] In his mouth, on his legs, in his pockets.

Speaker 13:
[28:32] He's just dipped in fentanyl.

Speaker 1:
[28:33] Wow, what a buzz.

Speaker 13:
[28:36] It's insane.

Speaker 4:
[28:37] How can he be awake?

Speaker 1:
[28:39] Yeah, you'd think he'd be nodding out a lot.

Speaker 12:
[28:42] Yeah, I wonder if he was mixing something else with that, because how would you stay awake?

Speaker 1:
[28:47] I think the doctor would be irresponsible not to prescribe you some cocaine or some Adderall.

Speaker 13:
[28:53] Well, he used cocaine. He apparently was a big cokehead in the 80s when he started getting big.

Speaker 15:
[29:00] He was?

Speaker 13:
[29:00] Yeah, and it's the 80s, he's huge, so he starts doing a bunch of coke and booze and a lot of it, and then he's working out one day and Linda's with him and she goes outside to his car and there's this giant man standing there, like, sitting on his car, and so she goes back in. She's like, Hulk, there's a guy on your car, like, just hanging out, and it's kind of freaking me out. He goes outside. It's his brother, who he hasn't seen in years.

Speaker 15:
[29:22] It's my brother, brother.

Speaker 8:
[29:23] Oh, no.

Speaker 13:
[29:24] Hey, brother, what are you doing, brother?

Speaker 8:
[29:26] Oh, really, it's my brother.

Speaker 13:
[29:28] But his brother left home, like, at 17 and joined biker gang, so he never really saw him unless he was in Oakland. And his brother goes, I just got out of rehab. I have no place to go. I knew you were in town. So Hulk gives him money, and his brother overdoses. He just goes and spends it on drugs and dies. And so Hulk basically, at that point, went cold turkey and stopped doing everything.

Speaker 1:
[29:53] What, cold turkey with all that, all the cocaine and booze? This is the 80s, cocaine and booze, and he's just like, no, is he going cold turkey on all that fentanyl? Yeah, there's no way.

Speaker 12:
[30:01] No, your heart would stop.

Speaker 10:
[30:03] So basically, being addicted to fentanyl was his brother's fault for dying.

Speaker 12:
[30:07] He killed his brother brother? I forgot that.

Speaker 13:
[30:12] I couldn't go to my brother's funeral, brother.

Speaker 1:
[30:14] What did his brother take to OOD?

Speaker 13:
[30:17] They didn't say.

Speaker 12:
[30:18] I was gonna say, at the time, that cocaine would have to be an awful lot of it.

Speaker 1:
[30:21] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[30:21] Well, who knows how much money Hulk gave him?

Speaker 12:
[30:23] Yeah, that's true. He could have just, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[30:25] He could invite him in and maybe have him stay over for a couple nights.

Speaker 13:
[30:29] That's his big regret.

Speaker 15:
[30:29] Here, just take this money, brother.

Speaker 12:
[30:31] Did he look like Hulk?

Speaker 13:
[30:33] He kind of did. But a doughy version of him. I like if Hulk didn't take roids.

Speaker 12:
[30:37] It'd be funny if you're a drug dealer and you're like, I think Hulk Hogan's here in a viper's vest. Just give him whatever he wants.

Speaker 13:
[30:45] It's a really good documentary. Trump participated in it too.

Speaker 10:
[30:49] Oh, that's right.

Speaker 1:
[30:49] He was present day Trump?

Speaker 10:
[30:51] Correct.

Speaker 13:
[30:51] Present day Trump.

Speaker 12:
[30:52] Because they started the Wrestling Hall of Fame.

Speaker 13:
[30:54] Yeah, yeah. Because he put on WrestleMania 4 and 5, I think, at his location. So that's when he got to know the Hulk. And so yeah, when they started filming this in 2025, Hulk called him up and asked him to participate. So he did. Yeah. I didn't pull any of that. But I mean, it's pretty interesting. And then they go to when he finally endorsed him in 2024 in the election and all that. They think that hurt him because he got booed really bad when he did in LA. He's in California. He just thought all wrestling fans would embrace him and they they booed the shit out of him because he had gone full on MAGA.

Speaker 12:
[31:28] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[31:28] Wait, wrestling fans like Kamala Harris?

Speaker 13:
[31:31] Los Angeles.

Speaker 12:
[31:32] It's pretty.

Speaker 1:
[31:32] Oh, LA.

Speaker 12:
[31:33] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[31:34] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[31:34] OK.

Speaker 13:
[31:35] A lot of Hispanics were in the crowd, too. So they booed the shit out of him, man.

Speaker 12:
[31:39] Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 13:
[31:40] I think he was kind of surprised by it.

Speaker 12:
[31:42] I'm not surprised he put on four and five, though, because Pontiac was what made wrestling.

Speaker 13:
[31:45] Three, yeah.

Speaker 12:
[31:46] Yeah, that's what made it huge.

Speaker 13:
[31:47] That part's really good, too.

Speaker 1:
[31:49] Wait, was Liberace at that one in Pontiac?

Speaker 13:
[31:51] Liberace was at the first one.

Speaker 1:
[31:54] I thought that was one of the coolest things when Liberace got into the wrestling thing.

Speaker 13:
[31:57] Did you know Liberace rang the opening bell and it was like, all diamond? It's time to start wrestling.

Speaker 1:
[32:06] He was a perfect element to introduce to wrestling.

Speaker 12:
[32:09] I don't get it.

Speaker 22:
[32:10] I love Liberace being to wrestling.

Speaker 13:
[32:11] I don't get it.

Speaker 9:
[32:12] What am I missing?

Speaker 12:
[32:13] He was ironically also on the most lethal drug, the AZT cocktail.

Speaker 13:
[32:21] Lee Liberace.

Speaker 12:
[32:23] That is hilarious because he is sitting there just blinging in those old cameras. Yes. Shining.

Speaker 13:
[32:29] It's really funny.

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Speaker 13:
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Speaker 10:
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 13:
[33:58] There were two reasons we never took Roy's. One was the Lyle Alzado in the cover of Sports Illustrated freaked everybody out because he had brain cancer.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 13:
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Speaker 12:
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Speaker 4:
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[36:41] 209-66, Boner.

Speaker 6:
[36:43] My God, all you talk about is how Dave Landau is going to be there any hour is. Come on, Drew.

Speaker 21:
[36:49] Dave's not here.

Speaker 6:
[36:50] Hey, listen.

Speaker 9:
[36:50] Hey, listen.

Speaker 2:
[36:51] Maybe NBC stands for Nothing But Chicks now.

Speaker 6:
[36:54] That's why the morning show has Nothing But Chicks on, Nothing But Chick basketball.

Speaker 23:
[36:58] I don't know.

Speaker 17:
[36:58] We work tirelessly in the WNBA.

Speaker 23:
[37:01] It's the most competitive league in the world.

Speaker 8:
[37:03] Man, that Bonerline caller last week was right.

Speaker 7:
[37:06] HBO is the dick network. Just got done watching DTF St. Louis. And that is a lot of fucking penis, man.

Speaker 13:
[37:15] My wife was kind of excited to see it.

Speaker 6:
[37:17] She wondered why the penises were so small.

Speaker 14:
[37:18] Yeah, right.

Speaker 12:
[37:20] You got a tiny penis.

Speaker 7:
[37:21] Hey, you know, you guys were talking about baby Jessica that fell down the well.

Speaker 14:
[37:25] Yeah, I heard she uses that trustful money to buy a house.

Speaker 1:
[37:29] And she made sure she was on city water.

Speaker 6:
[37:33] Stop it. Now, normally I wouldn't do this, but I have to defend Marc.

Speaker 14:
[37:37] Oh, hi, Marc.

Speaker 8:
[37:38] The guy does kind of look like Barack Obama. There's a little bit, not a ton, but enough.

Speaker 5:
[37:42] I can see how a senile old guy would think so.

Speaker 8:
[37:45] I mean, I'm just saying.

Speaker 14:
[37:46] A man named Obama, Barack Hussein Obama, right?

Speaker 7:
[37:48] I sure would like to see the hell that Trump would catch if he posted himself as Muhammad, trying to be a pedophile to a bunch of people. That'd be interesting.

Speaker 1:
[38:00] Religion is so important.

Speaker 6:
[38:02] Okay, Drew, you got to lay off the little Bieber boy. Come on. I mean, his childhood was scarred with Diddy Dick in his ass.

Speaker 7:
[38:10] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[38:11] Then when he got older, he married into the Baldwin family. I mean, seriously, Drew, that's trauma, real trauma.

Speaker 21:
[38:19] Someone is responsible for what happened, and I can't say who that is, but I know it's not me.

Speaker 6:
[38:24] You guys are talking about Sabrina Carpenter at Coachella and her whole thing, trying to be hot.

Speaker 2:
[38:30] For me, the whole vibe, she's always given off of when you're in high school and you're hanging out with your buddies, and one of their little sisters comes in and start trying to act hot to get your attention.

Speaker 6:
[38:42] It's not hot.

Speaker 2:
[38:43] It's fucking weird. It's weird. Also, she looks like Hillary Clinton.

Speaker 6:
[38:47] That's a factor too.

Speaker 24:
[38:48] Would all this be happening if I had been elected president?

Speaker 6:
[38:52] Those fucking influencer broads remind me of my idiot niece, 23 years old, living with my parents, her grandparents.

Speaker 23:
[39:02] She sounds hot.

Speaker 6:
[39:03] Been out of college fucking 15 times. She's a fucking moron.

Speaker 3:
[39:08] I'm Instagram famous, you fucking bum.

Speaker 23:
[39:10] I have to laugh because I'm listening to you guys listening to the Alien Ant-Man's Food Criminal song. You didn't recognize it. You ignorant fool. And then you ask him, what are his favorite Michael Jackson songs? And he says, I really have to think about it. This to me sounds like Tom Manzoway can't think of the top five. And suddenly Drew has become top.

Speaker 4:
[39:31] I'm your twin brother.

Speaker 23:
[39:33] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[39:33] Hey, Marc.

Speaker 16:
[39:34] What?

Speaker 5:
[39:34] Just want to let you know, I think I'm two years older than you because I was a senior. I went to Lollapalooza.

Speaker 15:
[39:41] It was a jam, dude.

Speaker 5:
[39:43] That thing was a bomb.

Speaker 16:
[39:44] I missed out, man.

Speaker 5:
[39:46] I was all fucked up, though. Died of shrooms. We smoked. We each brought an ounce of weed. I was hammered.

Speaker 8:
[39:53] Doesn't that stuff cause brain damage?

Speaker 7:
[39:55] Hey, got an idea for Jim's picks. Songs with an orchestra. No fucking way.

Speaker 5:
[40:02] Jim, just want to say great list with the songs with singers that aren't lead singers of the band. And keep going strong, Jim.

Speaker 7:
[40:11] We know you're going to come out soon.

Speaker 9:
[40:12] Thank you, whoever you are.

Speaker 6:
[40:14] I know I'm not going to be the only one barbecuing Jim over this, but Al Jardine on Help Me Rhonda is the definition of the lead singer didn't sing this list. Jim, you're going to be mad at yourself about this one.

Speaker 5:
[40:31] You missed bass's Ooh La La.

Speaker 10:
[40:34] No, I was on my outside look at it. Ooh La La.

Speaker 6:
[40:36] You left out Tyce Arcana by Ariella, which is to this day played every single day by every radio station, quote, alternative rock in every major city in the United States.

Speaker 10:
[40:52] When does that play here?

Speaker 5:
[40:56] Oh, I'd love to have a voice like that. What a voice. Yeah, I'm very disappointed in Jim's picks this week. Come on, Jim, what about back on the road again?

Speaker 7:
[41:05] Are you a speed wagon?

Speaker 5:
[41:07] Or Peter Tort from The Monkees?

Speaker 7:
[41:09] Antiqua Zelda? Do better, you doucher. Gay!

Speaker 6:
[41:14] I'm really disappointed in you this week that you left off Roger Taylor from Queen. Nope. I'm in love with my car. Maybe you could do a new list and redeem yourself about cars and driving.

Speaker 4:
[41:29] The only guys that are going to be looking at you with this car are hobos.

Speaker 5:
[41:33] It's not called Drew's List. It's not called Trudi's List.

Speaker 6:
[41:36] It's not called Brandon's or Marc's List.

Speaker 5:
[41:39] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[41:39] It's not even called mine or anybody else's called in over the borderline in the last several years.

Speaker 8:
[41:46] It's called Jim's List. What a fucking stupid name. I can't wait for the Katy Perry banger. I rubbed my disgusting vagina on a girl and I liked it.

Speaker 11:
[41:58] It sounds like a number one hit tune already.

Speaker 7:
[42:01] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[42:01] The story about Drew throwing up in the car on the way to the birthday party because he's too excited. He's curious and Ruby Rose is just really excited to party with Katy Perry and that's why she threw up.

Speaker 7:
[42:13] Vagina. Yeah, Drew, I had a similar Johnson Shaft experience. My parents were super healthy so we had no sugar in our house.

Speaker 24:
[42:24] Yikes, you're strict.

Speaker 7:
[42:25] I went to a birthday party and ate so much cake and ice cream and candy that I got sick, threw up and my parents had to come get me.

Speaker 16:
[42:35] I came here for two things, to suck some hard candy and suck some dicks.

Speaker 7:
[42:40] Yeah, to add to Drew's baseball dung on the shoulder story, we used to go to a buddy's bike store and when he'd get apart from the glass display counter, we'd press our dungs against the glass.

Speaker 16:
[42:52] Smash, smash, smash.

Speaker 6:
[42:56] Drew, I know you claim that you never had a penis on your shoulder, but is it true that you did have a penis in your butt?

Speaker 1:
[43:12] No, that's not true. By the way, Andrew Griselda, a terrible song. I can't even suggest that just because Peter Tork sang it. Come on.

Speaker 10:
[43:20] No, it's not a good one.

Speaker 1:
[43:23] So we're talking about Bob Kavoian of Bob and Tom Who Passed Away. I meant to ask you, Dave, did you go to Bob and Tom?

Speaker 12:
[43:29] Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 1:
[43:31] When Bob was still there?

Speaker 12:
[43:32] Yeah, when Bob was still there. Yeah, and they had their TV show and everything, too.

Speaker 1:
[43:35] Yeah, I mean, those guys, they did about as much comedy as probably opening Anthony did, I would think.

Speaker 12:
[43:39] Oh, for sure. Yeah, they were around forever. And Tom still does it, and I think it's still called Bob and Tom.

Speaker 1:
[43:45] Yeah, have you been on with just Tom?

Speaker 12:
[43:47] Yes. Yeah, I have, yeah. Bob was always great, though. He was always really nice to me. But, yeah, he retired, gosh, it had to be a decade ago now.

Speaker 1:
[43:54] It was. They seem like, the way I remember, they were very, I mean, they were as cutting edge as almost anyone in the 80s, 90s, et cetera. And, you know, they're older guys now, it's not the same show, but it's not like a Howard Stern 180. I know a lot of people rag on them now, just for being on, probably like people rag on me. But, I don't know, I just thought they were really good.

Speaker 12:
[44:16] They were great to comics. They would really help you sell tickets, especially in the Midwest once it got syndicated.

Speaker 1:
[44:23] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[44:23] And they did a lot. I think, yeah, just the fact that he's been around for a long time is probably why he gets crapped on, which is, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[44:30] It's inevitable.

Speaker 12:
[44:31] Yeah, it's just that, I don't know, that Gen Z sort of thing.

Speaker 1:
[44:35] Yeah, I cannot believe that they didn't sell out every Indianapolis show they ever promoted. I mean, that show is so big in Indianapolis. I meant to check the ratings yesterday. I'm going to check them while we're doing something in a minute. But, I noticed this morning, I caught a clip of Jimmy Kimmel, and I'm like, oh, wow, he's talking about just sort of like why he's doing what he's doing. And so, I was a little intrigued, and I'm like, oh, he was on Michelle Obama's podcast. Okay. So, I went to listen to it, and right away, I lost the mission because I immediately got angry because I realized that Michelle Obama doesn't have to do any prep whatsoever for her guest. In cut one, this is some of Michelle's live prep, I would call it.

Speaker 11:
[45:17] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[45:18] How many of you siblings do you have?

Speaker 11:
[45:20] I have a sister and a brother. I'm the oldest. My sister's three years younger, my brother's nine years younger.

Speaker 13:
[45:27] Fascinating.

Speaker 12:
[45:28] Is he talking into a microphone or is that her penis?

Speaker 10:
[45:32] Same color.

Speaker 1:
[45:33] That's the kind of thing that generally you find out before you interview somebody.

Speaker 12:
[45:37] Usually anything about their family. That's basically going, what's your name again?

Speaker 13:
[45:41] How did we meet?

Speaker 10:
[45:43] Who cares if he has brothers or sisters?

Speaker 1:
[45:46] No, it really is insignificant.

Speaker 13:
[45:47] Although her brother is her co-host, right? Isn't her brother?

Speaker 1:
[45:50] Her brother is her co-host, yeah. Her brother. Also, Jimmy revealed, I did not know this. Did you know Jimmy's brother writes for South Park?

Speaker 12:
[45:57] I did not know that.

Speaker 1:
[45:58] Yeah, that's what he said. His sister became a stand-up comedian 13 years ago.

Speaker 12:
[46:02] That I knew because I think she, yeah, she's a booker of some kind.

Speaker 1:
[46:06] Is she funny?

Speaker 12:
[46:06] I've never seen her live.

Speaker 1:
[46:08] Okay. Jimmy, by the way, he's a great interview. Jimmy knows how to make things interesting. He has a lot of great stories. Whether you like him or you're angry at him or whatever it is, he's a really good interview. Even with Michelle Obama doing her zero prep, and cut to a little more live prep as I call it from Michelle.

Speaker 3:
[46:24] Did you finish college?

Speaker 11:
[46:26] I didn't. No, I was at UNLV for a year and then my whole family moved. My dad lost his job. Where is she going with this? We moved to Phoenix. I went to Arizona State and got a job in Seattle doing morning radio before I graduated, which by the way, never would have happened.

Speaker 1:
[46:43] He was 20 years old and got a morning show at KZOK, which is where Bob Rivers was for a while and Danny Bonaduce. It's pretty amazing actually.

Speaker 12:
[46:51] Why is he leaning into that mic like he's never been in front of one?

Speaker 1:
[46:54] I don't know what's going on there. But one of the things that happened during her live prep was that she talked about Jimmy's father in the past tense, and Jimmy's father, he pointed out, is alive. Oh boy.

Speaker 13:
[47:07] Well, maybe she did some prep or asked him, is your father still alive?

Speaker 1:
[47:11] She checked on Wikipedia.

Speaker 12:
[47:13] Prep is also a sponsor of her show, I'm willing to bet.

Speaker 1:
[47:17] I was a little envious, though, that you can do zero prep and get 295,000 views on YouTube. I mean, oh well.

Speaker 13:
[47:24] Imagine how many more viewers she would have if she actually put some effort into it.

Speaker 1:
[47:28] Possibly.

Speaker 12:
[47:30] Yeah, she's a huge name.

Speaker 1:
[47:32] Yeah, she's very big.

Speaker 13:
[47:33] So is Jimmy. I mean, that's a big guess.

Speaker 1:
[47:35] So she salutes Jimmy's bravery for taking on Trump in Cut 3. We knew this was happening.

Speaker 3:
[47:40] You're a prankster. You know, you're a morning show, radio guy, you know? But here we are in these times. And you have so bravely and boldly used your platform to speak truth to power, as they would say.

Speaker 11:
[47:58] Well, thank you. I don't think of it as bravely, boldly, maybe would be a good description. But to me, it just seems obvious and unavoidable. And I don't see that. I just can't imagine on those nights talking about anything other than what we are talking about. And I give a lot of credit to my colleagues for doing the same thing. I think it would be embarrassing if we didn't talk about this stuff. It would be shameful.

Speaker 13:
[48:35] What does your brother do on the show?

Speaker 10:
[48:36] He looked like Deebo from Friday. Oh, Craig?

Speaker 13:
[48:38] Oh, I guess they all look the same.

Speaker 10:
[48:40] No, if you look back at him, he did.

Speaker 4:
[48:42] His eye looked a little crooked.

Speaker 12:
[48:44] She looks like an Olsen twin playing El Jolson. Doesn't she look... She's like emaciated now.

Speaker 1:
[48:52] She's pretty weird looking.

Speaker 12:
[48:53] Yeah. And the Olsen twins have that weird emaciated look.

Speaker 13:
[48:57] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[48:58] It's kind of interesting to me that, you know, I know Jimmy's been doing the Trump thing for 10 years now.

Speaker 12:
[49:02] Which I get. I mean, if he's the president, that's who you're going to go after.

Speaker 1:
[49:06] He wasn't the president for four years, though. No. And he still went after him every night.

Speaker 12:
[49:10] And also a lot of jokes you don't have to, I don't know, cry during.

Speaker 1:
[49:14] No. That's odd.

Speaker 13:
[49:16] He did say. Well, there's nothing else. I mean, it's 100 percent that. Right. Same with Colbert.

Speaker 12:
[49:21] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[49:21] I mean, at least, because I'll watch Seth Meyers every once in a while.

Speaker 12:
[49:24] That's being replaced by comics on Leash.

Speaker 13:
[49:28] That you were on.

Speaker 12:
[49:29] I've been on it since.

Speaker 20:
[49:31] Oh, did you see Dave on there?

Speaker 13:
[49:32] No, I just knew last time he was in, he was talking about it.

Speaker 12:
[49:35] Yeah, but still, if you told me that was going to replace a late night show, I'd be like, come on.

Speaker 1:
[49:42] Well, we were looking, Dave was kind of acting a little, not embarrassed that he was on it. I mean, you acknowledged, you went on again the next night when they asked you if you'd come back.

Speaker 12:
[49:50] Yeah, I'll admit I was on it.

Speaker 13:
[49:55] How brave of you.

Speaker 1:
[49:56] It's a network TV show.

Speaker 12:
[49:58] That's why you say yes.

Speaker 1:
[49:59] Exactly.

Speaker 12:
[50:00] No, the first time I did it, I was like, oh, that felt weird, and then they called and said if you liked me and wanted me to do another one, I'm like, yeah, I'll come back tomorrow.

Speaker 13:
[50:07] Better than not wanting you back. Exactly.

Speaker 12:
[50:09] I'll sell out in three seconds.

Speaker 1:
[50:12] Who wouldn't? So, cut for Jimmy says what he thinks he's doing is his job.

Speaker 11:
[50:18] My job, I've always said since the very beginning, even when I was on the radio, is to talk about what is going on in people's lives and what is going on in, you know, if you're doing local radio in your town and if you're doing a national television show in your country and these are things that I take very seriously and of course, you know, I like to, I love telling jokes, I love being funny, I love when the audience laughs, there's nothing that's more exciting to me than that, but well-rounded human beings don't behave that way and to say that, well, your job is this, it makes me, I bristle at that because first of all, don't tell me what my job is.

Speaker 1:
[51:04] Well, we do have an idea what a late night host, I mean, we've watched, if you've watched late night TV as long as most people have, you kind of have an idea what they do.

Speaker 12:
[51:12] Yes, and not to say that you have to always be who you once were, but I remember fraternities gathering to watch Jimmy Kimmel live and Snoop Dogg being his potential co-host and everybody drunk and throwing up, but he was definitely a party guy who spoke to a certain generation.

Speaker 13:
[51:29] I also take exception to him saying that you can't just be joking and laughing 100% of the time. It's like, well, but when we tune in to your show, that's the point of tuning in. It's supposed to be an escapism for an hour.

Speaker 10:
[51:39] Whatever happened to, exactly, Marc, not what's going on in your life, but kind of escaping it for an hour.

Speaker 13:
[51:45] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[51:45] Well, that's what annoys me about this interview is that he's implying that, hey, look, this is what I have to do. I know this is what I have to do. This is my job. And it's like, could you at least acknowledge this is a little unusual. You were not expecting to do this. I mean, this is really the last. If you asked him in 2010, would this ever happen? I'm sure he'd say, hell no. Are you kidding?

Speaker 12:
[52:02] No. And really with him, I don't, like, I don't know if you have the clip where you're getting, go to the Carson thing where he compares himself.

Speaker 1:
[52:09] Yeah, that's a great clip.

Speaker 12:
[52:12] Yeah, that's my issue with him is, it's not a valid point.

Speaker 1:
[52:17] We're actually, I think this is the clip. He says, comedians have always done what he's doing now.

Speaker 11:
[52:24] Comedians have been doing this for a long time. And from my generation, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, it just shows a great deal of ignorance when it comes to comedy to say, well, Johnny Carson didn't do this. Well, first of all, we're living in a different time. And secondly, how do you know Johnny Carson wouldn't do it? I bet Johnny Carson would talk about it. I bet Johnny Carson would be absolutely mortified by what's going on.

Speaker 1:
[52:54] I don't think Johnny Carson would be doing this. I really don't.

Speaker 12:
[52:56] No, Johnny Carson would be playing it on the middle. He was even asked at the time when he was on why he didn't go hard into politics. And he was aware of the fact that he could be too persuasive to the American public.

Speaker 1:
[53:08] Yeah, well, his audience was a lot bigger, too.

Speaker 12:
[53:10] That's what I mean.

Speaker 1:
[53:11] That's true.

Speaker 12:
[53:12] And that's what I mean is his audience was bigger, which means he would, he set it up so Jimmy Kimmel has a small audience and can say whatever the hell he wants. And Jimmy Kimmel chooses to do this, where he just goes after one side. And that's what I, I think the problem is he just comes off like such a pussy to me because he just goes after one person over and over again and he has the ability to not. And Johnny Carson didn't have that luxury.

Speaker 13:
[53:39] And also, that's all he seems to do. Like there's never anything outside of Trump.

Speaker 12:
[53:45] And there's plenty of Trump to make fun of.

Speaker 13:
[53:47] Sure, yeah, but 100% of your monologue is just a little too much.

Speaker 12:
[53:50] You're not going to go at either and you're terrified, too. And I mean, really, Colbert is going off the air, if we're being honest, because of the vaccine dance.

Speaker 1:
[53:59] Oh, God, that was so bad.

Speaker 12:
[54:01] That was like the worst.

Speaker 13:
[54:02] He's just not funny, though, too.

Speaker 12:
[54:04] But that was like the JFK assassination.

Speaker 1:
[54:07] That was terrible.

Speaker 12:
[54:09] You watch him die. You know what I mean? And I feel like he was forced to do that.

Speaker 13:
[54:14] But try watching his monologue now. It's really cringey because the jokes just aren't funny. There's no punch. There's no edge.

Speaker 1:
[54:22] Well, he's having politicians on his guests. What are you doing?

Speaker 12:
[54:26] He was so good at the Colbert Report because he's Catholic. He had some right-wing ideology. So he was able to lampoon it from a knowing place. And now he's just... it's a fraud. And America sees that.

Speaker 1:
[54:39] I object to him saying, George Carlin, who you say Richard Pryor, they would never spend 10 years on the same subject. They couldn't... they're not that... I don't think they're built that way.

Speaker 13:
[54:51] They're also not hosting a late night show.

Speaker 1:
[54:53] No.

Speaker 12:
[54:54] Carlin would rip on Earth Day and then in the next minute rip on rich people at golf courses.

Speaker 1:
[54:59] Sure.

Speaker 12:
[54:59] He would go back and forth because he decided, and he said in interviews, that he was kind of looking at an aerial shot of the world as if he was not a part of it. And he's criticizing every bit of it.

Speaker 13:
[55:09] And everyone's full of shit.

Speaker 12:
[55:10] Yeah, that was it. And he was right. And the other part is Richard Pryor was the first comedian to really be so vulnerable and do storytelling in a way that was so personal to him that he was the punchline that had never been done before.

Speaker 1:
[55:23] Oh, yeah. He was one of a kind. I mean, so unique. But if Jimmy had gone in after Joe Biden and Hunter Biden for four years, I would find this much more acceptable. The fact that he stayed on Trump the whole time, Biden was in office, and I never saw him tell a joke about Hunter Biden or Joe Biden. Not once.

Speaker 12:
[55:42] Well, it was like uncomfortable when Jim Carrey would go on SNL and do Biden as like a rock star. But then when Dana Carvey went on and did Biden as like a buffoon, it was brilliant.

Speaker 1:
[55:52] Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 12:
[55:53] Because you were lampooning the correct part of it.

Speaker 1:
[55:56] Yeah, SNL, they never had Sacred Cows 20 years ago. God, it was great, too. Everyone loved the show. I just don't remember. I mean, now, for the last 10 years especially, oh, SNL's, I'm watching. Back then you'd hear some people say that, but I didn't think many people said that they had a great cast in the late 90s.

Speaker 13:
[56:14] I think it's actually gotten better in the last two years.

Speaker 12:
[56:16] It has gotten better now, yeah. Well, and I think that's Nate Bargatze, Shane, certain people that have come on, that have shined and shown, like, look, you still have a show. And they've definitely had way more skits that I thought were hilarious.

Speaker 13:
[56:30] It's so dependent on the host, though.

Speaker 12:
[56:32] But that whole Biden term that he was in office, that was rough until they brought in Carvey.

Speaker 1:
[56:37] Yeah, when you don't make one joke about the president, Weekend Update did not joke about Joe Biden or Hunter Biden, which is bizarre to me.

Speaker 12:
[56:45] And Tina Fey, I think, doesn't get a lot of the credit even she deserves when she was a Weekend Update anchor, because she went hard at everybody. I remember her even telling a joke about it was L. Sharpton boycotting KFC, but the punchline was it was just because he prefers Popeyes. I mean, like, it was... She was, I mean, and her show was pretty edgy, 30 Rock. But when you look at that, even then, when people say it started to fall off, I don't think it did. I think it was really during just that administration that it got exceptionally bad.

Speaker 1:
[57:19] Well, when I feel like a show is almost an arm of a political party, because if you're only making jokes about one side, then in essence, you are.

Speaker 13:
[57:28] I think it started with Trump's first administration, too, though.

Speaker 12:
[57:31] Oh, I think you're right.

Speaker 13:
[57:33] That administration kicked off with Kate McKinnon singing Hallelujah, which it's like, what is this?

Speaker 1:
[57:39] Someone is...

Speaker 12:
[57:40] Sorry, this is the second cringiest thing since the Vax. Sorry.

Speaker 1:
[57:45] Someone is impersonating Donald Trump, who openly hates him. Everyone knows Alec Baldwin hated Donald Trump. He hated him, I mean, really, had quite a case for him, and he's playing him? That's insane. And they had women play all the men they hated in his administration just to kind of give them an extra shot. I just thought that was shitty.

Speaker 12:
[58:03] It was. It wasn't. It's odd because you have to kind of like the person, like you said, in order to do a good impression. And the reason why Shane does the impression well is because obviously he's mad. He's been accused of God knows what else involved. But there's a reverence there where he at least knows how to play the character in the overtop way that he is.

Speaker 1:
[58:23] Who's the guy doing Trump right now?

Speaker 12:
[58:25] That I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[58:26] He's funny. He does him so much better than Alec Baldwin. Much better. He has the idiosyncrasies down. The way his conversation can just wing off and come back. I think he does a much better job anyway. I'm sure some people loved Alec Baldwin, but I didn't.

Speaker 10:
[58:41] But everything feels like a message versus comedy.

Speaker 12:
[58:44] It feels like the CIA wrote it. And they're just trying to feed you something at this point. A lot of it does, at least, especially with late night.

Speaker 10:
[58:51] I'm going to spit it out when I feel that way.

Speaker 12:
[58:54] I don't want to be force fed this agenda.

Speaker 1:
[58:57] Just a couple more cuts. It upsets Jimmy that some comedians, I'm not sure who he's talking about. Maybe you guys can help me, have gone MAGA and he says it's fake.

Speaker 11:
[59:06] But I do think that there are people who are pretending to be something other than what they are in search of an audience. And it's especially sad to me. It's especially sad to me because you look at some of these comics and maybe they're not doing so great. And they, you know, I'm going to pick up this MAGA torch and maybe people will support me just because of that.

Speaker 14:
[59:38] Who's he talking about?

Speaker 10:
[59:40] Can't be talking about Joe Rogan.

Speaker 13:
[59:41] No.

Speaker 1:
[59:42] No, no. I think Joe Rogan has left the comedian world.

Speaker 12:
[59:46] I mean, he's not wrong. There are really crappy comics that will pick a side and then go after the other side.

Speaker 13:
[59:51] I mean, if you can lean into it and make money on it, I'm not surprised people do that.

Speaker 1:
[59:55] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[59:56] The problem I have-

Speaker 1:
[59:56] Is there a good comedian? I mean, a big comedian though, who was a MAGA comedian? I just was lost.

Speaker 13:
[60:03] Rob Schneider.

Speaker 12:
[60:03] I think he's speaking about, I was going to say Schneider and probably Hinchcliffe and probably Theo Vaughan.

Speaker 13:
[60:10] Yeah, but even Theo's kind of-

Speaker 12:
[60:12] Theo's in the middle.

Speaker 10:
[60:12] Rob Schneider.

Speaker 12:
[60:14] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[60:14] I think Rob Schneider believes what he's saying though. I don't think he just said, oh, I can make money being a MAGA guy. I think he really- I'm based on his Twitter.

Speaker 13:
[60:20] I think he's leaned into it hard though.

Speaker 12:
[60:22] See, I know Rob and honestly, I thought at the first he was semi. I'm like, is this real? I think it's real.

Speaker 13:
[60:28] You do?

Speaker 12:
[60:29] I do. I genuinely do.

Speaker 13:
[60:32] Can you ask him about the time he tried to get us fired?

Speaker 12:
[60:34] I can.

Speaker 13:
[60:36] Do you know this story? Yeah.

Speaker 10:
[60:38] Was his mom really in the hospital?

Speaker 12:
[60:39] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[60:41] I don't think so. But being a MAGA comedian, that sounds like a loser to me.

Speaker 12:
[60:47] No, it's so-

Speaker 1:
[60:47] That would make you money?

Speaker 12:
[60:48] Well, they canceled everybody. That was the problem is like there was this cancel culture. I was on the Artie Lang and Anthony Cumia show, and then people got mad at me, and somehow I became a MAGA comedian. The reason why I even went on right-wing networks is because I could fucking be on them. I didn't have much of a choice at that point, because it was the same as when they canceled Shane, because he made a joke about an Asian guy. But the joke was actually at white people, but they took it completely out of context, and a guy who makes bird calls went after him. So they were canceling people, so where else were you supposed to go? And then you get labeled as this thing that you never really were. And now there are people who have in the last year or two who have become this anti-lib. That's great.

Speaker 1:
[61:34] Okay, you own the libs.

Speaker 12:
[61:35] Own the libs crap, which is like you're doing that now? Like when we were accidentally doing it seven, eight years ago?

Speaker 1:
[61:40] It seems kind of hack.

Speaker 12:
[61:42] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[61:42] I asked Gemini who MAGA comedians are, and they mentioned Tony Hinchcliffe and Rob Schneider, Roseanne Barr, and then they mentioned this guy named Steven Crowder.

Speaker 12:
[61:50] I've not heard of him.

Speaker 13:
[61:52] I thought I said comedian.

Speaker 1:
[61:53] I don't even think he's a comedian myself.

Speaker 12:
[61:55] Yeah, really, I'm more offended by that.

Speaker 1:
[62:00] I've watched and I never thought he was funny.

Speaker 12:
[62:02] Yeah, no, I've met him once or twice.

Speaker 10:
[62:06] Steven Crowder, Anthony Cummings, Drew Lane.

Speaker 2:
[62:08] Once or twice.

Speaker 12:
[62:10] Well, and Roseanne, again, that's to my point. You canceled her show.

Speaker 10:
[62:15] No, the show continued without her.

Speaker 12:
[62:17] Yeah, they called it The Conners, and it's like, you... Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 13:
[62:20] Well, is there anyone surprised she would lean into that? Of course not.

Speaker 12:
[62:23] And she's an Uber driver that they killed with opioids during an opioid epidemic, but that's not offensive.

Speaker 13:
[62:31] But the Uber driver part?

Speaker 12:
[62:35] Yeah, she's not Indian and screaming into an earpiece.

Speaker 1:
[62:41] Oh my God, I cannot go to 7-Eleven without the guy at the register speaking in a foreign language, like into his phone, but of course he just has the earpiece in. I'm like, huh?

Speaker 12:
[62:52] Yeah, I always think they're talking to me, and I'm like, do you think I know this? I don't know, Swahili.

Speaker 1:
[63:00] All right, last cut is, I think this is a good cut. Jimmy's talking about how his fans, his quote unquote fans, some of them, many of them, feel betrayed, but he says, I've always been this way.

Speaker 11:
[63:12] Hosting The Man Show, you know, which people were like, what, you've betrayed us? I'm like, no, I've always been like this. My parents are, and of course, you know, that's how it starts. Whatever your parents are, usually that's what you are. You know, and my parents are very liberal people, you know, very, very, very liberal people. And I always have been, you know, I've never voted for a Republican in my life. Just always been of this mindset. And I think people were like, just shocked to hear it because you assume somebody you like thinks like you. And I don't mind if people think differently. I have some very close friends who think very differently. And I'm okay with that.

Speaker 13:
[63:56] Oh, Adam Carolla, right?

Speaker 1:
[63:58] Well, that's one I can think of, but does he really?

Speaker 12:
[64:01] I've been on Carolla's show too. Like he, I think Carolla makes apologies for him on purpose, you know, every now and then, but he likes him. And it's like, I think it's, I don't think that's an authentic answer.

Speaker 10:
[64:14] Well, being liberal had changed. Being liberal 20 years ago is different than being liberal today.

Speaker 12:
[64:20] Yeah, I'm liberal, and somehow in 2026, I'm a non-Soviet. Which, by the way, it has socialist in the name somehow as well.

Speaker 13:
[64:30] Jimmy might not have felt like he's changed, but the comedy has. I mean, what we know and what's out there is what's changed.

Speaker 10:
[64:36] Well, he wasn't afraid to do that comedy. That comedy was okay whether you're liberal or not.

Speaker 13:
[64:42] People mature and grow up, and they don't want to do it.

Speaker 12:
[64:45] Sure.

Speaker 1:
[64:45] But this is a 100% Trump, every night guy saying, I've always been this way?

Speaker 12:
[64:53] No. You don't have Jim Florentine on calling people as a mentally challenged puppet because you're so worried about the optics of being a liberal and being inclusive.

Speaker 1:
[65:03] Yeah. Well, Hollywood does really move some people from one place to another.

Speaker 12:
[65:09] That's why it's like you can just admit you're kind of in the middle, Jimmy, and that's probably the reality. I think he feels pressured by somebody.

Speaker 13:
[65:17] Well, once again, now he's kind of the opposite of what I was saying. He's directly been attacked by the president, so he's going to lean in harder that way. I just think that's human nature.

Speaker 1:
[65:25] I would be fine with him saying though that, yeah, this is a weird spot I'm in. I never expected to be here, but you know what? I'm really having fun. I love coming up with the jokes every night. I mean, this is not, no one expected him to be doing this.

Speaker 13:
[65:38] Remember the platform he's on? He's on Michelle Obama's podcast.

Speaker 10:
[65:41] Yeah, but I think he would say that on most...

Speaker 1:
[65:43] He doesn't have to apologize to her.

Speaker 13:
[65:44] No, but he's talking to her audience.

Speaker 12:
[65:45] Hey, there's also Rock the Garbage Man sitting there.

Speaker 16:
[65:50] Charles Stunton?

Speaker 12:
[65:51] Charles Stunton. It's Rudy's friend.

Speaker 10:
[65:52] Didn't he work at Notre Dame, too?

Speaker 16:
[65:55] I always played a janitor.

Speaker 3:
[65:57] He's always playing a garbage man.

Speaker 15:
[65:58] I'm casted.

Speaker 12:
[65:59] Only in Menace the Society did he play a teacher. Oh, wow.

Speaker 15:
[66:03] Oh, good.

Speaker 12:
[66:04] But his best friend was a janitor. Probably.

Speaker 10:
[66:06] I think it's on the Cutting Room floor.

Speaker 12:
[66:07] He may have been the janitor. It was after hours he was talking to him. He could have been cleaning the room.

Speaker 13:
[66:14] It was never actually explained.

Speaker 1:
[66:18] Oh, my God. Hey, since you guys weren't here yesterday, Jim and Dave, I'll ask you, has your feeling about Ryan Reynolds changed since this whole Blake Lively business? I was just saying yesterday, I used to really like him. I thought he was a funny guy, he seemed like a good guy, and now I think he seems like a complete asshole.

Speaker 12:
[66:37] I've heard too many stories about him to like him, and it sucks because I really like some of his earlier work. Even going back, you've heard stories about him being a complete asshole, and I like Just Friends, I think is a great movie.

Speaker 13:
[66:50] Oh, it's awesome. Oh, I love that. Because of Anna Faris, mainly.

Speaker 1:
[66:54] The closing credits where he's lip-syncing.

Speaker 3:
[66:57] Yeah, in the fat costume.

Speaker 13:
[66:59] Is that funny?

Speaker 10:
[67:00] Is that I Swear he was singing, I think?

Speaker 1:
[67:01] Yeah, I swear.

Speaker 12:
[67:02] Just the ultimate Christmas friend zone movie somehow.

Speaker 1:
[67:05] That's so good. Did you like him, Jim?

Speaker 10:
[67:08] I did. But I always had a feeling like he was always the same character. True. Well, he plays a prick. He seems like he may be. Yeah, cocky.

Speaker 12:
[67:18] That's true.

Speaker 10:
[67:18] I still liked him.

Speaker 1:
[67:20] I still always liked him.

Speaker 12:
[67:21] And then Deadpool, same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[67:24] Yeah. Since I read, it was specifically the messages that he wrote that all came out. I was like, he is such a cocksucker. She's horrible. I thought he divorced her. I thought he can't be this guy. He has to must be. He's under her influence.

Speaker 12:
[67:39] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[67:40] She's done this to him. And no, I think they're a team. I think they love what they're doing.

Speaker 12:
[67:47] I think you're right. I mean, TJ Miller said he was an ass.

Speaker 1:
[67:50] Yeah, and then he took it back.

Speaker 12:
[67:51] He took it back because he had to work again.

Speaker 1:
[67:54] Sure.

Speaker 12:
[67:55] But because he has that kind of power. Well, I mean, I know he fired Will Ferrell's, okay, I'll say allegedly, but Will Ferrell's stuntman or stand-in had a heart condition so he couldn't take the COVID Vax. So Ryan Reynolds gathered everybody around in this thing they were doing and said, it was like that Christmas movie, and said, look, anybody who's not taking the COVID Vax, you're the reason why this is taking so long and the reason I'm going to be off this movie and the reason it won't get produced. So I would suggest that you do that. And Will was like, look, we'll take care of it. And the next day, the guy was fired. He had been Will's stand-in for like 10 or 12 years. Like Ryan Reynolds from every account that I've heard is an awful human being.

Speaker 1:
[68:36] Well, he sounds, I mean, based on we're learning so much about the two of them, him and his wife in this case, they're such know-it-alls, especially him. The way they turned on this guy is incredible because I believe his wife is a manipulative, horrible human being.

Speaker 12:
[68:52] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[68:53] I mean, everything indicates that. The fact she's going ahead with this case is insane. But anyway, he got busted lying today. He was on The Today Show Sunday with Willy Geist. It was a sponsored paid appearance for Acadia Pharmaceutical Company, which was not revealed by anyone until they got community notes and then they had to reveal it. Just not good.

Speaker 10:
[69:13] I think that happens a lot more than we realize.

Speaker 1:
[69:15] I do too.

Speaker 10:
[69:16] It just goes in and out. We think it's an interview and it's-

Speaker 1:
[69:19] So, it turns out, he made, well, let's play the clip. He's talking about his three-year-old who she was pregnant with right before the movie.

Speaker 22:
[69:31] That innocent three-year-old is Reynolds' fourth child and first boy with wife Blake Lively. You finally got the little boy energy in the house with your son, which is nice.

Speaker 4:
[69:41] That was a mistake. We did not mean to do that. I swear to God. We never found out until they come out the old chute.

Speaker 21:
[69:49] I'd never call it that.

Speaker 1:
[69:54] So he didn't know it was a boy until it came out the chute.

Speaker 12:
[69:58] Well, he gendered it.

Speaker 1:
[70:01] In the court case, there's a specific item which proves that that is absolutely not true. They're nice. Maybe he's just trying to be funny there.

Speaker 12:
[70:10] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[70:11] It doesn't really matter. But the fact that it brought this forth was interesting to me. Blake Lively brought up in the case that she was pregnant and she wasn't sure whether to circumcise the baby. She's having this conversation with four or five people. Justin Baldoni is one of them. Justin is relating, oh yeah, it's a really tough decision. My parents did circumcise me.

Speaker 12:
[70:31] Not really. I don't think it's that hard either. It is, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:35] I would find it easy, but...

Speaker 12:
[70:37] I don't recall we sat down and even discussed it.

Speaker 22:
[70:39] No, just did it, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:42] So anyway, Blake...

Speaker 13:
[70:45] You're like, oh, what's wrong with this thing?

Speaker 12:
[70:47] Oh, we haven't done that yet.

Speaker 22:
[70:48] Oh, okay.

Speaker 13:
[70:49] What are you doing?

Speaker 12:
[70:50] Oh my God.

Speaker 13:
[70:50] I'm not Jewish.

Speaker 12:
[70:52] Yeah, a Jew walks in and you're like, never mind.

Speaker 1:
[70:58] So get this, Blake was angry because she didn't ask Justin if he was circumcised. He offered up that information and she considered that harassment, sexual harassment.

Speaker 10:
[71:09] She's talking about her son's, soon to be son's dick.

Speaker 1:
[71:12] Of course.

Speaker 13:
[71:13] Well, is there anything more sexual than a circumcision?

Speaker 1:
[71:16] No, I know.

Speaker 12:
[71:17] Yeah, she wants to make sure it's only talking about children's penises in her breast.

Speaker 10:
[71:23] Not a grown man's penis.

Speaker 12:
[71:24] Yeah, that's absurd. This is Hollywood. What are you doing?

Speaker 1:
[71:28] So anyway, she's trying to keep this in the case, too, in addition to the fat shaming, which to me is like bald shaming Dave. Dave's bald. It's like, no, he's not. He has a perfect head of hair. What are you kidding me? He's wearing a hat. Yeah, that too. But how could you fat shame Blake Lively? She's not fat. She's in phenomenal shape. Justin Baldoni was talking to her trainer because he had a back injury and had to lift her. She calls that fat shaming. By the way, who is the asshole trainer that went to her and said, Oh my God, Justin fat shamed you. What an asshole. She wasn't even part of the conversation. Isn't that brutal?

Speaker 12:
[72:03] Also, you have a back injury. Go pick her up. What noise is he supposed to make?

Speaker 1:
[72:10] She's not fat though.

Speaker 12:
[72:11] No.

Speaker 1:
[72:12] I mean, the whole thing is so stupid.

Speaker 12:
[72:13] If you have a back injury though, anything's heavy.

Speaker 13:
[72:16] I mean, it was her trainer, so I understand why his allegiance was going to be to her.

Speaker 1:
[72:20] Yeah, of course, but he's shit stirring though.

Speaker 13:
[72:24] He's totally shit stirring.

Speaker 12:
[72:25] Oh, absolutely is.

Speaker 1:
[72:26] So anyway, in this interview, I didn't pay attention to this yesterday. I watched the whole thing today. I was just curious. And it came up that Ryan has a soccer team, you know?

Speaker 13:
[72:34] Yeah, Wrexham.

Speaker 1:
[72:35] With Hugh Jackman?

Speaker 13:
[72:36] No, Rob Mack.

Speaker 1:
[72:38] Rob Mack. Rob Mack now.

Speaker 13:
[72:40] Sorry, I changed his name.

Speaker 1:
[72:42] He's buying a sailing team with Hugh Jackman.

Speaker 13:
[72:44] A sailing team? That's relatable.

Speaker 12:
[72:46] I think he likes that.

Speaker 13:
[72:48] Is he going to win the America's Cup?

Speaker 12:
[72:51] They're going to dress as old-timey sailors.

Speaker 10:
[72:55] This sailor needs a Cosmo.

Speaker 12:
[72:57] Yeah, it's really just a yacht.

Speaker 1:
[73:00] Did you know Ryan has a phone company?

Speaker 12:
[73:02] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[73:02] Mint Mobile?

Speaker 13:
[73:03] Mint. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1:
[73:04] Is it big?

Speaker 12:
[73:05] Is that his?

Speaker 8:
[73:06] Yeah, it's his.

Speaker 13:
[73:09] That's why he does all the commercials. I don't know if he owns it outright, but he owns a large portion of it.

Speaker 1:
[73:16] He also owns Aviation American Gin.

Speaker 13:
[73:18] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[73:18] And he owns a marketing company. I was like, Jesus Christ, I cannot believe that being a star in a field like that isn't enough for people anymore. I mean, I understand people in the WNBA who have sponsorship deals, because they weren't making that much money in the WNBA. But Ryan Reynolds, I mean, it's like, nobody has a lane anymore.

Speaker 12:
[73:37] No, also, is recovering alcoholic gin? It just sounds like something hobos drink. I don't, it doesn't. Do people really go for gin? I don't know, do they?

Speaker 10:
[73:46] Gin and tonic?

Speaker 12:
[73:47] Gin and tonic? Yeah, I guess I do hear that.

Speaker 10:
[73:49] Tom Collins?

Speaker 12:
[73:50] A Tom Collins.

Speaker 8:
[73:51] Hey, Ryan Reynolds has a gin.

Speaker 12:
[73:53] All my drinks were named after men when I drank.

Speaker 9:
[73:56] Johnny Walker, Shirley Temple.

Speaker 12:
[74:00] Yeah, that's what I have to drink now.

Speaker 10:
[74:01] By the way, you feel so cool doing it.

Speaker 12:
[74:05] Hey guys, me too.

Speaker 10:
[74:07] By the way, he sold Mint Mobile.

Speaker 13:
[74:10] Oh, he did, okay.

Speaker 10:
[74:12] He owned 25 percent, sold it to T-Mobile for 1.3 billion, which netted him about 300.

Speaker 13:
[74:18] Now, did he sell the gin company? Because someone said that he told me that he sold that.

Speaker 10:
[74:24] That's what he does. He starts shit up and sells it for a shit ton of money.

Speaker 13:
[74:28] They were the sponsor for Rexam too.

Speaker 12:
[74:30] Yeah, I mean, it is smart to go out and be the spokesperson for a company.

Speaker 13:
[74:34] I mean, I'm not going to hate him for starting this company. That's pretty brilliant of him to do all this stuff. And what he's done with the Rexam is ridiculous.

Speaker 10:
[74:42] He sold it in 2020, the gin company.

Speaker 13:
[74:44] He did, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[74:46] Did you guys watch Dawson's Creek?

Speaker 13:
[74:48] Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, I did. I love that show.

Speaker 1:
[74:52] Did you see the Katie Holmes story about her and Joshua Jackson?

Speaker 13:
[74:57] No.

Speaker 1:
[74:58] It sounds like they're together.

Speaker 13:
[75:00] Well, she had a crush. She denied it, but yeah.

Speaker 1:
[75:02] Was that now? Well, somebody posted, oh God, you make such a nice couple, and she liked it. This is some person who's not a big famous person or anything. She liked the post, and so people were like, oh, was that a mistake or something? She's like, no, I like that. So people are saying, she's hard launching the relationship because they were seen together. So it didn't come out of nowhere.

Speaker 13:
[75:23] He likes black women.

Speaker 1:
[75:25] That's someone. She likes Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 13:
[75:27] His ex-wife is black. She likes gay guys.

Speaker 1:
[75:28] She's coming off black dick. And a gay guy.

Speaker 13:
[75:33] Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 9:
[75:34] And a gay guy. What's next?

Speaker 13:
[75:38] Well, did you see the picture of her, the one you sent?

Speaker 1:
[75:40] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[75:40] Yeah, she does look a little different.

Speaker 1:
[75:42] Because, yeah, I thought she looked, something looks different about Katie Holmes.

Speaker 13:
[75:45] You want to put the picture up, Roberto?

Speaker 12:
[75:47] I guess she's got to be, what, 50 now?

Speaker 13:
[75:49] Yeah, she still looks great.

Speaker 10:
[75:50] I bet she's 45.

Speaker 1:
[75:51] I think she's in her late 40s.

Speaker 13:
[75:53] Some people are saying he's aging better, but yeah.

Speaker 12:
[75:55] I think she's good. Salt and pepper.

Speaker 1:
[75:57] Is she kind of a come down, though, from Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx?

Speaker 12:
[76:00] Oh yeah, that's a huge step down.

Speaker 1:
[76:02] Seems like it.

Speaker 12:
[76:03] I mean, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1:
[76:05] Well, I mean, in terms of being a star, yeah.

Speaker 12:
[76:09] You have a 30 room mansion or his apartment.

Speaker 1:
[76:13] What does that guy do? I don't even know.

Speaker 10:
[76:14] He was on Mighty Ducks, Charlie Conway.

Speaker 12:
[76:17] Oh yeah.

Speaker 10:
[76:18] He was in a show called Fringe. Do you remember that on Foxx?

Speaker 13:
[76:20] Fringe was great. He was just on a show, another network show, where he played a doctor on a boat.

Speaker 12:
[76:26] There's one where he played somebody's dad I saw recently.

Speaker 1:
[76:29] So he's not hurting?

Speaker 13:
[76:30] No, he's been actively working, but he doesn't have Jamie Foxx or Tom Cruise money.

Speaker 12:
[76:34] No, he doesn't do his own stunts still and talk about it endlessly.

Speaker 14:
[76:37] We care.

Speaker 1:
[76:39] But she's probably loaded anyway, I would imagine.

Speaker 13:
[76:41] I would think so.

Speaker 12:
[76:42] I think the Church of Scientology probably gave her a nice severance.

Speaker 10:
[76:45] Yeah, it's a nice streak.

Speaker 13:
[76:47] Did you see Cruise came out and said they're making Top Gun 3? And all I could think of was, what role is he going to play in this?

Speaker 1:
[76:52] They just made-

Speaker 13:
[76:53] You can't get him a 70-year-old fighter pilot.

Speaker 1:
[76:56] They just made Top Gun 2.

Speaker 13:
[76:58] I know, and it was awesome.

Speaker 1:
[76:59] It was good.

Speaker 12:
[77:00] I agree. He's just watching volleyball.

Speaker 13:
[77:04] It's him trying to masturbate for an hour and a half.

Speaker 12:
[77:09] Sitting in Indian style with Sam, trying to get high, trying to get hard.

Speaker 1:
[77:17] That sounds like a winner.

Speaker 12:
[77:18] Danger Zone plays anytime a cop walks by.

Speaker 13:
[77:23] Flashback scenes have been beaten up to the first volleyball scene with Goose.

Speaker 12:
[77:27] He's just missing. They are AIing Val Kilmer. Did you see that?

Speaker 13:
[77:30] Yes.

Speaker 12:
[77:30] The whole movie is AI Val Kilmer.

Speaker 13:
[77:33] It's every age of Val Kilmer.

Speaker 10:
[77:35] Is it MacGruber 2, I hope?

Speaker 12:
[77:37] I wish.

Speaker 10:
[77:37] That would be awesome.

Speaker 1:
[77:38] Does no one has a problem with that?

Speaker 13:
[77:41] Hollywood has a huge problem with it.

Speaker 12:
[77:43] Who made the movie?

Speaker 1:
[77:44] I mean, who decided to do this? I would think they'd be getting shit.

Speaker 12:
[77:46] He signed off on it.

Speaker 13:
[77:48] He did.

Speaker 12:
[77:48] Of Alvin? Yeah, he did.

Speaker 1:
[77:49] But somebody put up the money for the movie.

Speaker 13:
[77:52] I don't think it's a big distribution company like Universal or anything.

Speaker 12:
[77:55] No.

Speaker 13:
[77:56] I think it's an AI company that made the movie.

Speaker 12:
[77:59] Right. I think it is, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[78:00] Ah, interesting.

Speaker 12:
[78:02] It looks, I mean, I'll watch it out of curiosity, I think, but I wouldn't want to make that a regular thing.

Speaker 1:
[78:08] I just have to see how entertained I am.

Speaker 13:
[78:10] I mean, the movie kind of looks like it sucks anyway, but I'm not a big Western.

Speaker 1:
[78:15] All right.

Speaker 12:
[78:16] What about Tombstone, though? Oh, I love Tombstone.

Speaker 1:
[78:18] Oh, people love Tombstone.

Speaker 13:
[78:19] I know they do.

Speaker 1:
[78:20] When he died, that was coming up as his second best movie. Some call it his best movie.

Speaker 12:
[78:24] I liked it.

Speaker 1:
[78:25] I had to watch it. I hadn't seen it before.

Speaker 12:
[78:26] I love that movie.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 13:
[78:46] I know. We were setting up your phone yesterday and one of the questions is what size do you want everything? You're like, I don't know. I guess regular. So yeah, Drew doesn't need the big font on his phone.

Speaker 1:
[78:55] Yeah, that's pretty hot. Damn. Look at you go.

Speaker 13:
[78:59] Must be all that roids, all those roids.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 12:
[80:33] A long time ago.

Speaker 1:
[80:35] Did you start looking at everyone's roof when you got your roof?

Speaker 12:
[80:37] I did. I was jealous. I was like, it's a fine roof you got.

Speaker 1:
[80:42] That's funny. I never looked at gutters. My gutters were off the house for a day, and I didn't even notice. Because they got them off, they didn't have time to put the new ones on, and it didn't rain. But they only put the new ones up. I'm like, what are those things that go up like the gutter guards? I'd never seen them before. And so I started looking at other houses, and I finally located a couple with gutter guards, and I was like, oh, okay.

Speaker 12:
[81:04] Mine got backed up, and when I had to take leaves out of them, I was like, oh, there's something that can go over this, like a screen?

Speaker 1:
[81:10] Yeah, I got those too.

Speaker 12:
[81:12] Yeah, those are awesome.

Speaker 1:
[81:13] They are pretty cool.

Speaker 12:
[81:14] They are way better than cleaning your gutters ever.

Speaker 1:
[81:17] A lot of things to be impressed about with my life these days, including those screens on the gutters. I was kind of pumped when I ordered them. I know.

Speaker 12:
[81:26] It is sad what I get excited about now. Those are the screens I can afford now. I am going to go inside and pen my suicide note.

Speaker 1:
[81:35] Sober 27. That is Dave Landau.

Speaker 12:
[81:38] Yeah, sober 27. It has been quite a ride. I have not had fun in 16 years.

Speaker 1:
[81:45] Is that why you work so hard?

Speaker 12:
[81:47] I have to be addicted to something.

Speaker 1:
[81:49] Yep, I know. Like my phone. I was telling the show the other day that the bolt on my charge, the bolt disappeared. It turned out the phone wasn't charging. Then it started charging, but there was no bolt. And I could not live without the bolt. Because every time I plugged it in, it was like, is it charging or not? I just didn't know. And I had to watch it until it went to the next percentile.

Speaker 10:
[82:16] Well, then you can forget about it.

Speaker 1:
[82:18] I couldn't forget, Jim, I could not let it go. I couldn't live without the bolt. So now I got my new phone, the bolt is back. Thank God.

Speaker 12:
[82:25] I'm glad you got it.

Speaker 1:
[82:26] I know.

Speaker 12:
[82:28] Bolt on. No, I think I'd be like you, to be honest, it would probably frustrate the hell out of me.

Speaker 1:
[82:34] Yeah, it was really annoying. And actually, there was a period where it wasn't charging at all and I only had 7% left.

Speaker 12:
[82:39] All the time.

Speaker 1:
[82:40] I really felt like I could not live without my phone. I can't. No, I couldn't go two hours without my phone. I think it would be very hard. Has anyone gone a day without a phone? Like your phone went out and you had to go a day? You couldn't get one for something?

Speaker 13:
[82:53] I felt like when I was in Puerto Rico for a week, I didn't have it because the internet sucked.

Speaker 10:
[82:57] Yeah, but you were still trying to connect to it. It was still an active part of your day.

Speaker 2:
[83:02] You know what you end up doing? I think I've gone out the other day, you end up taking your laptop into the bathroom.

Speaker 5:
[83:07] You take your laptop for an hour.

Speaker 1:
[83:10] Makes total sense.

Speaker 12:
[83:11] Yeah, that's a good point. I think on vacations, I've turned it off for like eight hours straight.

Speaker 1:
[83:16] Really?

Speaker 10:
[83:17] Or during a murder.

Speaker 4:
[83:18] Yeah, and whenever I've murdered.

Speaker 13:
[83:20] I just put it into airplane mode.

Speaker 12:
[83:21] I've broken the SIM card many times.

Speaker 1:
[83:28] It's funny, Brian Koberger, I was just reading about the investigation, more and more keeps coming out anyway, when he turned his phone off during the murder, they knew it was him. It's like, it's him, he never turns his phone off. His phone has run out of charge, but he's never actively turned it off himself, and that's what he did. They can tell the difference. So it's like, there's no way if this guy didn't lose his charge, he'd turn his phone off. He did it, and they started following him immediately.

Speaker 12:
[83:55] It's hilarious, they died at 10.15, and they're like, and your phone was off from 10.10 to 10.20.

Speaker 1:
[84:01] It was actually two hours on each side of the murder.

Speaker 4:
[84:04] Was it really?

Speaker 20:
[84:05] What a moron, I know.

Speaker 12:
[84:07] Wouldn't you just leave it at home, so you could say you were there?

Speaker 1:
[84:10] Exactly.

Speaker 13:
[84:10] That's what you're supposed to do, so I've heard.

Speaker 1:
[84:12] He turned his phone off at 2.30 in the morning, the murder was at 4.30, I think, and they turned it on at 6.30. Then he went back to the apartment at 9.30, where he killed him with his phone. Pretty stupid.

Speaker 10:
[84:27] No, he thought he was so smart too. I love that when those people think they're so smart.

Speaker 1:
[84:31] That's really cool.

Speaker 13:
[84:32] There's another interesting case, the guy that shot up Florida State. I don't know if you remember that. He was going around shooting.

Speaker 12:
[84:38] There's been so many shootings.

Speaker 1:
[84:40] I know.

Speaker 12:
[84:40] I'd remember one.

Speaker 13:
[84:41] One of the Florida State ones. But they're also charging ChatGPT because he used ChatGPT to ask things like, where are the most students gathered? How would the country react to a mass shooting at Florida State University?

Speaker 12:
[84:55] Yeah, ChatGPT has assisted in suicides.

Speaker 13:
[84:58] Yeah, totally.

Speaker 12:
[84:58] How would you tie a knot to fit around a neck? It's like, well, here's what you do.

Speaker 13:
[85:03] I gotta tell you, though, their response was pretty good. They're like, this is information you could have just Googled. They're basically just saying the suicide is a little different. It's a little more do it, do it, do it, you should do it. This was kind of like, well, all the students are gathered here. I mean, that's not necessarily...

Speaker 10:
[85:18] You could have gone there for two days and...

Speaker 12:
[85:20] I get what you're saying, but I feel like that's some insider information of like, well, the most cell phones currently are in the cafeteria.

Speaker 13:
[85:26] Yeah, well, I'd like to see the whole conversation you would have. Yeah, I would agree. You just don't ask those things independently of each other. If it's in a conversation, then yeah, maybe. Maybe that's the best idea.

Speaker 1:
[85:35] I did ask Grock.

Speaker 12:
[85:36] Where are the slowest kids?

Speaker 13:
[85:39] Where are the fattest kids? The easiest ones to hit.

Speaker 1:
[85:42] Yeah, fat farm.

Speaker 13:
[85:44] I mean, you know.

Speaker 1:
[85:46] I did ask Chet GPT what steroid abuser lived the longest life, and it really wouldn't answer me, but it did at the bottom say that Hulk Hogan abused steroids.

Speaker 13:
[85:58] Here are the 71.

Speaker 12:
[85:59] That's pretty good.

Speaker 1:
[86:00] So that might be the longest one.

Speaker 15:
[86:02] I'm the steroid hall of fame brother.

Speaker 2:
[86:04] How old is Mark McGuire?

Speaker 1:
[86:06] He's, I think he's in his 60s.

Speaker 12:
[86:08] Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[86:09] Yeah, and Barry Bonds too.

Speaker 12:
[86:10] He's just one of the guys that I remember because he went from like that farm boy look to looking like he was animated by, on the Looney Tunes cartoon.

Speaker 13:
[86:18] Well, Sammy Sosa too. And then Sosa became white.

Speaker 1:
[86:21] McGuire hit 49.

Speaker 13:
[86:23] That's the weirdest.

Speaker 1:
[86:24] That is the weirdest thing about Sammy Sosa by far.

Speaker 13:
[86:26] Yeah, that he became white and a white cowboy.

Speaker 1:
[86:29] Yeah, I know. Sammy Sosa, the year that whole steroid thing happened, was the end of his 40 homerun runs. I think he hit 40 homeruns five or six years in a row. He hit 14 the next year. I think it was the Baltimore. And then he retired, like, oh, if I can't take steroids, I'm done. Then he came back to Texas. And I think he hit 26 or something like that.

Speaker 13:
[86:52] Yeah, he hit 21. He went from 14 to 21.

Speaker 12:
[86:54] And he was clean that whole time, allegedly.

Speaker 1:
[86:57] Allegedly.

Speaker 13:
[86:58] 66, 63, 50, 64, 49, 40, 35, 14, 21.

Speaker 1:
[87:03] Gee, what happened?

Speaker 12:
[87:04] I gotta say, that's a great ad for steroid abuse.

Speaker 1:
[87:07] Isn't it?

Speaker 12:
[87:07] Yeah, if you want to be a good ball player.

Speaker 1:
[87:10] Look at these numbers.

Speaker 12:
[87:11] And honestly, do you care as a fan? I mean, if I'm going to sit there and watch these guys.

Speaker 13:
[87:15] Home run chase is great.

Speaker 1:
[87:17] Baseball, statistically, is one of the things I love about baseball, are the numbers. There's so many numbers. They're so consistent, relatively speaking. There's always that freak that has a big year late in his career, hits 300 and he's a 260 hitter.

Speaker 13:
[87:31] There's a Brady Anderson year in there.

Speaker 1:
[87:33] Well, that's the year that doesn't make sense. Bill James studied baseball statistics. A lot of people know who Bill James is. He's really the nerd of baseball stats. And he said, if I see the first five years of a man's career, I can predict pretty closely what his biggest home run year will be, what his career average will be, something to that effect. And he could come very, very close, based on hundreds and hundreds, thousands and thousands of players and their histories. And then all of a sudden, his program no longer worked. Brady Anderson, who'd never hit more than 18 home runs, hit 51.

Speaker 20:
[88:06] 51.

Speaker 13:
[88:07] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[88:08] Then he never hit more than 21 after that.

Speaker 13:
[88:13] That was the year the ball was juiced, right?

Speaker 1:
[88:15] Yeah.

Speaker 20:
[88:15] Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[88:15] Because did Wade Boggs have like 25 home runs that year?

Speaker 1:
[88:18] He hit 26 one year, but Marc McGuire hit 49 his rookie year. He led the league.

Speaker 13:
[88:23] First one was at Tiger Stadium.

Speaker 1:
[88:25] But then he never hit, I don't think he ever hit that many. He hit like 39, 36, something like that. Then all of a sudden he hit 70. He's older. He's at a point in his career where you could be on the downslide.

Speaker 13:
[88:36] Brady Anderson was not the juicer. That was 96. He had 50 home runs. His next high was 24.

Speaker 1:
[88:42] People weren't juicing in 96?

Speaker 13:
[88:43] No, he was probably juicing, but why would you just do it for one year?

Speaker 12:
[88:46] 96 was like the year, wasn't it? I remember it was like, it's this thing called creatine.

Speaker 13:
[88:51] Post-strike.

Speaker 1:
[88:51] Post-strike, yeah. 94 was a strike year.

Speaker 13:
[88:54] What I don't understand is why didn't help the pitchers more? I mean, besides Andy Pettit or Clemens? I don't know. Were not enough pitchers taking roids?

Speaker 1:
[89:03] I don't know if you really want to have a muscular throwing arm. Legs? Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I mean, you would think that the miles per hour would have gone up to 120 or something.

Speaker 12:
[89:16] Yeah, that would have been pretty amazing.

Speaker 8:
[89:17] Were you just throwing like a wild thing?

Speaker 2:
[89:19] It would be crazy.

Speaker 12:
[89:24] You're breaking the catcher's hands.

Speaker 1:
[89:28] All right, Meghan Markle. I took the day off from Markle yesterday, but my god, she won't give us any time. She won't give us any rest. Her sick game plan to hijack the Queen's 100th birthday. I was watching Dan Wooten, of course, and Dan Wooten was so angry. Meghan Markle's sick game plan to hijack the Queen's 100th birthday. She sent out, as ever, gift boxes to influencers on her 100th birthday. These are the $64 candles inspired by her stunt children. They're not her children, they're stunt children. One who has the Queen's name without permission, by the way, and also using the children's titles, which was a no-no based on the Sandringham agreement. They would never use the children's titles for profit, but she's doing it. I think she's trolling the royal family. I don't think she's just out of control.

Speaker 13:
[90:16] No, she has been.

Speaker 1:
[90:17] Yeah, you're right. And then also, there was a lot of outrage. I mean, this is such a dick move. I'm not making fun of the people who are outraged, but I mean, it's just funny watching people get so mad. Harry called Town & Country, Town & Country, does anyone read that magazine?

Speaker 13:
[90:33] Oh, it's a magazine.

Speaker 12:
[90:34] I didn't even know that. I thought it was a minivan.

Speaker 10:
[90:35] I thought it was a van, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[90:37] I think it's a magazine. Who carry the mail for them, always kiss their ass.

Speaker 12:
[90:41] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[90:42] To tell them he sent flowers to the late queen's grave on her 100th birthday. Of course he did skip the get-together to family, but.

Speaker 13:
[90:49] I was gonna say, why not go to the grave and do it yourself?

Speaker 1:
[90:52] How about sending flowers and then just sending flowers and not calling Town & Country?

Speaker 13:
[90:55] Well, then it doesn't count.

Speaker 14:
[90:57] Yeah, I guess not.

Speaker 13:
[90:58] We all know that game.

Speaker 12:
[90:59] Whenever you do something nice, you wanna make sure it's published.

Speaker 1:
[91:01] Exactly.

Speaker 13:
[91:02] They tweeted it out. When you leave a tip for someone, you gotta make sure they see it.

Speaker 12:
[91:06] Yeah, you have to announce the amount.

Speaker 1:
[91:10] So, town and country tweeted it right out. Oh, Harry made a huge gesture on the Queen's 100th. He skipped the fucking celebration. It's the least he could do. He probably called town and country before he actually ordered the flowers. Can we get the president counted?

Speaker 13:
[91:23] And then cancel it once the tweet went out?

Speaker 12:
[91:26] I wanna see the flowers.

Speaker 13:
[91:27] Do we even know he'd set the flowers? He could have just told them that he did.

Speaker 12:
[91:30] It's three Gerber daisies.

Speaker 13:
[91:32] I don't think town and country is big on following up on things.

Speaker 1:
[91:36] No, the queen, by the way, the queen, he basically tried to murder by doing the Oprah interview, trashing her entire family when she was not well and when her husband was not well. He was actually in the hospital when she did the Oprah interview, wasn't he? So, I mean, called the crew.

Speaker 12:
[91:50] And Andrew was balls deep in children.

Speaker 1:
[91:52] Exactly, no.

Speaker 11:
[91:55] What an insensitive time.

Speaker 1:
[92:01] I've never heard her called quite that. But yes, he was definitely, I don't think I've ever seen. He's not acting appropriately. I have a different picture in my head now. I think that's what Dave meant. The Queen's entire family were racist assholes. I mean, the whole thing. In town and country, of course, carries the male.

Speaker 10:
[92:20] Well, she's black, she can say that.

Speaker 1:
[92:22] Yeah, she is. By the way, there's a great story about-

Speaker 12:
[92:25] Well, they're racist to every bloodline but theirs. That's the problem.

Speaker 1:
[92:28] Exactly. Speaking of Meghan being a sister or a queen, as of course she is, she's a black woman. She's a BAP. A black American princess? Is that what that is? Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[92:43] From a bet you a 90s joke and a movie no one saw.

Speaker 1:
[92:49] I'm surprised they figured it out. I was afraid to figure it out.

Speaker 12:
[92:51] No, you got it.

Speaker 1:
[92:52] She's talking to Emma Greed. I've never heard of her. She has the Aspire podcast. This is from Think Beautiful.

Speaker 13:
[92:57] Oh, we've watched that. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[92:58] Yeah, we did. We took clips of that.

Speaker 13:
[92:59] Do you want to do that one first?

Speaker 1:
[93:00] Yeah, let's do that one first. She's talking to Emma Greed, who's, I don't know if Meghan mentioned Oprah or something, and Emma's like, oh my God, I want to meet Oprah more than anything. And this is a woman who kisses her ass. So anyway, Meghan Markle, of course, has to act like Miss Big Stuff and tell her this.

Speaker 18:
[93:19] So listen to what Meghan Markle said to Emma in this interview when Emma described how much she really wanted to meet Oprah again.

Speaker 16:
[93:28] If you come up to Montesito for lunch, we can plan a lunch.

Speaker 18:
[93:30] So Meghan offered to help out. She was going to be the bridge between Emma and her dreams. Now keeping in mind, Emma does so much for Meghan. She drags her around constantly. She doesn't have to do any of this. She's such a lovely girl, this Emma. So Meghan Markle said, I'll organize a lunch. It will be in Montesito. And Emma was beside herself. Basically said, let's just stop the podcast now. Let's go and do it. Now let me tell you something about that promise. Meghan Markle is a complete liar. Just know that. But that never happened. And how do I know that? Because I just saw this on Emma's Instagram page. Emma has finally met Oprah properly. And she's done it on her own merits. So Emma Greed has just written this book. It's called Start With Yourself. And I'll talk a bit more about that later. But Oprah is absolutely loving it. And this is how I know that this was Emma's first proper meeting. Have a look at her Instagram post. It is gushing.

Speaker 1:
[94:39] Yeah, she's literally gushing.

Speaker 18:
[94:41] Wow.

Speaker 10:
[94:43] No, I bet Meghan did that for her and just didn't say anything. Didn't tell anyone that she set them up.

Speaker 1:
[94:48] Oh yeah, because Harry never brags about doing things. He just does them. He doesn't want credit.

Speaker 12:
[94:52] Not according to Town & Country.

Speaker 10:
[94:56] Town & Country.

Speaker 1:
[94:57] Who is that?

Speaker 10:
[94:58] Did you know, I looked it up. Formerly the Home Journal and the National Press, a monthly American Lifestyle magazine, oldest continually published general interest magazine in the United States.

Speaker 2:
[95:09] We know it as a van, shows out a white trash wheel.

Speaker 1:
[95:13] Yeah.

Speaker 12:
[95:13] We're all like, ain't that thing the one I got molested in?

Speaker 10:
[95:18] That's where that guy gave me that candy and a hand job.

Speaker 12:
[95:20] Yeah, how does a magazine get you drunk and fuck you?

Speaker 10:
[95:26] I don't know, but I want to find out.

Speaker 1:
[95:28] You're going to get kicked out of the Markle version of this behavior. Damn it.

Speaker 13:
[95:34] You're welcome.

Speaker 1:
[95:36] Think Beautiful was talking about Meghan's, the fact she has no invite to the Met Gala, which is apparently just eating her alive.

Speaker 13:
[95:44] Which is because she forced herself on, isn't Anna Wintour the one that's in charge of the Met Gala?

Speaker 1:
[95:49] Yes.

Speaker 13:
[95:49] She forced herself on Anna.

Speaker 1:
[95:52] The French thing.

Speaker 13:
[95:53] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[95:54] She just showed up and like, surprise, I'm here. And I was like, oh, god.

Speaker 13:
[95:57] So they had to be nice to her. And now there's no invite.

Speaker 1:
[96:00] So Meghan thought she has some friend, quote unquote, who's high up at the Met Gala. And apparently this person stiffed her too. So Meghan is just losing her shit. And I thought, you know, I think instead of having a bucket list for myself, it'd be much more fun to have a bucket list of Meghan's fails.

Speaker 10:
[96:14] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[96:15] God, I hope she never gets to cover Vogue. And I'm just going to check them off every time they come.

Speaker 10:
[96:20] That's awesome. You want no check marks on that list, right?

Speaker 1:
[96:25] No, check them off when they don't happen. When they can't happen.

Speaker 12:
[96:29] Any hope she has, just check them off. At one point it will be a cure for cancer.

Speaker 10:
[96:38] Yes.

Speaker 12:
[96:38] The doctor is like, sorry, I can't help you.

Speaker 1:
[96:41] And then...

Speaker 13:
[96:42] We have a Make-A-Wish man in Detroit. We can't cure your cancer because his wish is that you don't.

Speaker 1:
[96:49] I love all the people watching her every move too. She had an outfit on at the tragedy site, that Bondi Beach event for the 15 people that were murdered. And of course, the outfit immediately is put up on her one-off site. So, hey, you want to buy the outfit Meghan was wearing at the site where 15 people were murdered when she got all these first responders together so she could show us her outfit? Here it is.

Speaker 4:
[97:10] Guess what?

Speaker 13:
[97:11] They took it down.

Speaker 1:
[97:13] But they put up another picture of her getting out of the car. The picture on the beach is gone. But it's like, okay, I'm only like 90% asshole, not 100%. I've got a picture getting out of the car instead of standing with the first responders.

Speaker 10:
[97:25] When I look at that as a fail, she knows she's up. idiot.

Speaker 13:
[97:30] Check that off the list.

Speaker 12:
[97:31] How do you do that, though? Like, you're a sociopath at that point.

Speaker 1:
[97:34] I agree.

Speaker 12:
[97:35] I totally agree.

Speaker 1:
[97:36] I thought their titles would be pulled. I feel like this weekend where she's wearing outfits and putting them up for sale after she goes to Children's Hospital and demands bald sick children lined up so she can quickly go through them and get her outfit out there.

Speaker 10:
[97:51] Right. Next to other sick children with no immune systems.

Speaker 1:
[97:54] Exactly.

Speaker 10:
[97:55] Get them all together.

Speaker 1:
[97:56] She just got off a plane.

Speaker 12:
[97:57] Yeah, no kidding.

Speaker 1:
[97:58] No immune system. These kids have to take their masks off. I've never been concerned about immunity before.

Speaker 10:
[98:04] There was some guy with the flu that farted right next to her, clearly.

Speaker 12:
[98:09] Yeah, Andrew's violently ill or whatever his name is.

Speaker 1:
[98:13] I'm picking up on every horrific thing being pointed out, whether I've ever thought of it before.

Speaker 12:
[98:17] You're like, I've never been bothered on a plane, but I still want to blame her. But didn't she go to like Uvalde the day after?

Speaker 10:
[98:24] Yes, with the camera crew.

Speaker 12:
[98:25] Yeah, with the camera crew.

Speaker 1:
[98:26] With cameras, of course.

Speaker 13:
[98:28] It doesn't count.

Speaker 12:
[98:29] Yeah, well, yeah, you can't just go.

Speaker 1:
[98:31] Oh, remember during COVID when they went around knocking on doors with a camera crew?

Speaker 13:
[98:36] No.

Speaker 1:
[98:36] Yes, they did. I forgot what they were doing, though. Like, it's probably, this COVID is a terrible thing, get vaccinated. I don't remember what it was, but they were going door to door.

Speaker 13:
[98:44] I remember she went to a women's shelter with a camera crew to just talk to them, I guess. Which, I mean, if you're a battered woman in a women's shelter, do you really want a camera crew broadcasting your location?

Speaker 12:
[98:57] Yeah, also from a princess telling you how bad her life is all the time.

Speaker 1:
[99:01] Yeah, wearing like a million dollar outfit that you're gonna put up on a website so she can sell it.

Speaker 12:
[99:05] And they're wearing Irish sunglasses?

Speaker 1:
[99:08] Irish sunglasses? I've never heard that term before. I know what it means.

Speaker 13:
[99:13] Oh no, we figured it out.

Speaker 1:
[99:16] No, that's really shitty. People generally don't get really dressed up at a women's, a battered women's shelter.

Speaker 12:
[99:22] Yeah, they're not really ready to put on their best, they're still holding peas on their face.

Speaker 1:
[99:26] They're not putting outfits up on one of the homeless shelters or battered wives shelters, whatever.

Speaker 12:
[99:32] This woman's always had a hot meal and this woman's hospitalized because she didn't make one. One time?

Speaker 8:
[99:42] Whole room of lessons.

Speaker 1:
[99:44] More from Think Beautiful. Remember when Markle went to that bookstore and said she loves to read, she loves books so much, and then she does a stupid interview, just horrible, but oh, I'm a founder, I'm an executive, I'm all this. And then they just covered the place with her crap. Her jams, her sprinkles, all those boxes are all over. You can't even see the books once she left.

Speaker 13:
[100:07] Her booze?

Speaker 1:
[100:08] Her books.

Speaker 13:
[100:09] No, but they had her wine there, too.

Speaker 1:
[100:11] Her wine was there.

Speaker 13:
[100:11] Which they got in trouble because they don't have a liquor license.

Speaker 12:
[100:14] I forgot about the jams, too. Wasn't it like $80 or something?

Speaker 1:
[100:17] It was ridiculous. It was like this little tiny thing for $16 or something. And it was watery. It was runny. It sucked.

Speaker 12:
[100:23] Yeah, it looked like watered-down smuckers that she was like, I made it.

Speaker 1:
[100:26] So she has this bookstore just covered with her crap everywhere. You can't see the books. You can't see anything. And apparently it wasn't selling because people kept taking pictures going, it looks like her inventory is still there. And then either they removed everything or someone bought it all in five minutes because someone went in there and took a picture and it's all gone. So, another fail. I should have had that on my Meghan Fail bucket list, but I didn't.

Speaker 12:
[100:56] It's success at a bookstore.

Speaker 9:
[100:58] The book is full of lies.

Speaker 13:
[101:00] Oh, Thomas.

Speaker 1:
[101:01] And then Marc, what was my other clip? I can't even remember what my other clip was.

Speaker 13:
[101:04] It was from the Australian TV channel.

Speaker 1:
[101:07] Oh, let's see.

Speaker 13:
[101:10] Oh, the crowd comparison versus the Diana visit. There you go.

Speaker 1:
[101:13] This is important. I should have had this in my bucket list. This is very important. It's the crowd of Meghan and Harry in Australia versus Diana, which is a fair comparison.

Speaker 13:
[101:22] Oh, of course.

Speaker 1:
[101:23] Meghan and Harry. Let's see how they did.

Speaker 18:
[101:25] They probably did pretty well. The footage is going viral where people are comparing the dismal crowds that the couple attracted on this most recent trip and juxtaposing that with Princess Diana's trip back in 1983.

Speaker 10:
[101:42] Holy shit. Looks like Coachella for Diana.

Speaker 13:
[101:48] They look like they're in the parking lot, two cities over. Fire Festival versus Coachella.

Speaker 10:
[101:54] And that lady just sitting and laying on the beach not moving for them like Diana. That was like the Dead Sea partying.

Speaker 12:
[102:03] You have Boneroo and then the other one's a drinking fountain.

Speaker 1:
[102:07] Can I have a cable system with just these Meghan shows on? I would watch them all day.

Speaker 4:
[102:12] There's no comparison.

Speaker 1:
[102:15] It's so bad. What a fail. That could have been on my bucket list too.

Speaker 12:
[102:19] Honestly, if you had Jared from Subway there, it would have drawn more people than that.

Speaker 1:
[102:26] Yeah, more people just to throw rocks at him.

Speaker 10:
[102:29] How can they not just be so fucking angry behind the scenes at how they're being treated?

Speaker 1:
[102:35] She's got to be steaming. I mean, she put up that big welcome home thing, claimed her kids did it. It was like 10 feet high. Oh, the kids welcomed us back.

Speaker 13:
[102:43] Nobody's been more trolled than her according to her. So I think she likes being the victim sometimes.

Speaker 10:
[102:48] Well, she brings it on herself completely.

Speaker 12:
[102:51] Yeah, she sets herself up quite a bit.

Speaker 1:
[102:54] She does.

Speaker 12:
[102:55] It's really her.

Speaker 1:
[102:56] She's quite a loser.

Speaker 10:
[102:57] But she doesn't learn, she just keeps doing the same stupid things over and over again.

Speaker 13:
[103:01] Because she's a failure at everything, so she keeps trying something else and it fails and she gives up on it right away.

Speaker 12:
[103:06] Just the lack of self-awareness, though, is next.

Speaker 1:
[103:09] It's stunning.

Speaker 12:
[103:11] She's gotta be number one, I would say.

Speaker 1:
[103:14] I can't, Stuttering John is close.

Speaker 12:
[103:16] Oh, you're right, number two.

Speaker 10:
[103:18] Blake Lively's up there.

Speaker 1:
[103:19] Yeah, she is up there, you're right. No, I think about her. Who are you gonna say, Roberto? Corey Feldman. Corey Feldman.

Speaker 13:
[103:26] Poor Corey Feldman.

Speaker 12:
[103:27] I think he's better off than her, though. But you're not wrong.

Speaker 13:
[103:31] Well, he can actually sing and dance.

Speaker 10:
[103:33] Yeah, he's...

Speaker 13:
[103:34] He can actually act. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 10:
[103:36] He can play guitar. Have you ever seen that guitar solo? He's really good.

Speaker 12:
[103:39] He's actually done stuff I've enjoyed.

Speaker 13:
[103:42] True.

Speaker 10:
[103:42] Actually, he has.

Speaker 1:
[103:43] No, he's entertained me.

Speaker 10:
[103:43] He has, a couple things.

Speaker 1:
[103:45] These people are the Markle person.

Speaker 13:
[103:46] You know, like the way Meghan held the briefcase in Deal or No Deal?

Speaker 12:
[103:49] Oh, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 13:
[103:50] Great.

Speaker 12:
[103:51] That's the best thing she's ever done.

Speaker 1:
[103:53] And she had to shit on it, too, like, oh, God, that was terrible.

Speaker 12:
[103:56] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[103:56] Oh, yeah. You were so upset. You begged for the job.

Speaker 13:
[103:59] She was pretty good as Blowjob Girl No. 3.

Speaker 1:
[104:02] Oh, on 90210? Yeah, she was good.

Speaker 13:
[104:04] Her credit is like Blowjob Girl No.

Speaker 10:
[104:06] Her head popped up from the front seat of the car. There was a guy sitting there and then she popped up.

Speaker 1:
[104:11] Do we have that clip?

Speaker 13:
[104:13] I do not know.

Speaker 1:
[104:14] Okay, we'll have to find that. God, I wish I had that on my bucket list.

Speaker 13:
[104:17] Let me see if I can find it.

Speaker 1:
[104:18] Meghan plays Blowjob Girl No. 3. I could have just checked it off.

Speaker 13:
[104:23] You'll never be Blowjob Girl No.

Speaker 12:
[104:26] The head you gave me for this audition put you at No. 3.

Speaker 1:
[104:31] I didn't even finish. All right, Cathy Ireland has never spoken to Luke Nowacki.

Speaker 13:
[104:35] Oh wait, I found it. I think I found it.

Speaker 1:
[104:37] Oh, you did?

Speaker 13:
[104:37] I think. I don't mean it. Allegedly.

Speaker 3:
[104:39] You go have your reunion. See you on the hall.

Speaker 12:
[104:42] Oh, this is the remake.

Speaker 13:
[104:43] Yeah. Oh, he's zipping up.

Speaker 10:
[105:00] There she is!

Speaker 4:
[105:01] Oh, Meghan! Slut.

Speaker 10:
[105:06] What a whore.

Speaker 1:
[105:09] Well, she did the job well.

Speaker 10:
[105:11] That was very good acting.

Speaker 12:
[105:12] Her mouth is just leaking everywhere.

Speaker 10:
[105:15] She was doing this.

Speaker 1:
[105:17] She looks like she's done that before.

Speaker 12:
[105:19] Yeah, she's been there. She picked her head up with no problem.

Speaker 1:
[105:22] That's unfortunate.

Speaker 12:
[105:23] They didn't even know they were filming.

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Speaker 12:
[108:02] Yeah, the wife, right?

Speaker 1:
[108:03] Yeah, they were virgins when they married. Akaash ballyhooed this. Oh, my wife is a virgin, I was a virgin. Nobody's ever had sex with my wife, only me, aren't I special? And he kind of implied that these other comedians were sluts.

Speaker 10:
[108:20] Right.

Speaker 1:
[108:20] I mean, he really was like, I'm better than you because I have a wife who's never had any dick except for my tiny dick.

Speaker 10:
[108:26] Stinky one, too. Oh, she said that and I'm me. Yes.

Speaker 1:
[108:31] No, she said his dick stunk, his balls. She said so many shitty things. She said she had a roster of guys in college.

Speaker 12:
[108:39] That's what it was, the college thing, I remember.

Speaker 13:
[108:41] She's popping her pussy.

Speaker 12:
[108:43] That was the term.

Speaker 1:
[108:44] Two dates where her ass hurt afterwards. That's pretty weird.

Speaker 13:
[108:48] She also wanted to nail her friend's husband.

Speaker 1:
[108:50] Oh, yeah, that was brutal.

Speaker 13:
[108:51] Because her dick is bigger than Akaash's.

Speaker 1:
[108:53] Yeah, 10 inches.

Speaker 12:
[108:54] Two dates where your ass hurt after, though.

Speaker 13:
[108:56] Who hasn't had that?

Speaker 12:
[108:57] Yeah, come on. We've never been date raped twice.

Speaker 1:
[109:00] That was a pretty odd thing to do.

Speaker 13:
[109:01] Fool me once.

Speaker 12:
[109:02] Yeah, right?

Speaker 13:
[109:03] Fool me twice.

Speaker 12:
[109:05] Anyway, let's go on a third.

Speaker 13:
[109:06] We'll fool him again.

Speaker 1:
[109:08] She pretty much turned him into the Internet's number one cuck. I mean, he was humiliated. He has not been on the flagrant podcast. He hasn't? No, in I'd say about two months at least. And what happened was, they did the one podcast with Jasleen. They didn't really ask her any tough questions.

Speaker 13:
[109:24] They made it look like Springer or whatever.

Speaker 1:
[109:26] And since the show before that, that show and pretty much every show after all the comments are about Akaash and Jasleen. So I think Schultz has decided, look, you've completely distracted the show, the audience. I don't know if he's kicked him off the show. His picture's not on it anymore.

Speaker 13:
[109:43] Oh, it's not?

Speaker 1:
[109:44] No, it's just Schultz's picture.

Speaker 13:
[109:47] I mean, it's kind of a smart move.

Speaker 12:
[109:49] I mean, it looks really bad. It looked really bad for him, which I'm sure Andrew wasn't thrilled with.

Speaker 1:
[109:54] No, of course not. And no one could seem to stop her. She kept going and going and even after, it first became apparent that this guy was being humiliated and all these people were doing clips like we were, she kept doing it. She was on a podcast and the podcast got pulled and then the podcast got put out there. Then she started talking about herself like, oh, these racist white men and all this and that.

Speaker 13:
[110:20] They don't like to see a brown girl be successful.

Speaker 1:
[110:23] Exactly, yeah.

Speaker 12:
[110:24] Well, it's like they're all in her dick, Rolodex.

Speaker 13:
[110:29] What is a Grodex? She had all those TikToks too where they were in, was it Dubai? Somewhere in the Middle East and she's spending his money because his money is theirs, but her money is hers.

Speaker 1:
[110:39] Buying bags.

Speaker 12:
[110:40] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[110:41] Yeah, and she said that she doesn't clean, cook or do laundry, she just sits home and he spoils her and it was just humiliating. It was like, who would like this person?

Speaker 12:
[110:51] Anyway, didn't they do a show where they had Andrew on as kind of, okay, where he was sort of the therapist.

Speaker 1:
[110:58] She was on Andrew's show with Akaash.

Speaker 12:
[111:00] That's what it was.

Speaker 1:
[111:01] And they start talking about her and then she comes charging out like she's going to kick their ass. It wasn't bad actually.

Speaker 12:
[111:06] No, no, I just thought, I knew it was something.

Speaker 1:
[111:09] But the crowd never got over it.

Speaker 12:
[111:10] Right.

Speaker 1:
[111:11] So Akaash gives his first interview since this happened. Now he's been doing stand up and it sounds like a lot of people are thinking it's kind of weird because he talks about this. A lot of the audience doesn't know what he's talking about. A lot of the Internet does, but a lot of his audience doesn't. So anyway, he gives his first interview. Since he became the Internet's number one cuck, and he found a friendly softballer from Hot 97 Radio, I'm sure this will fix it. And in Cut 1, he, well, I'll just put it this way, it always helps to bring God into a battle about your whore wife.

Speaker 24:
[111:44] The first week this has happened, she goes, you know what, baby, God knows what's true. We know what's true. That's right. What else matters? Who cares what anybody thinks? And I was like, I care. What are you talking about? What are you crazy?

Speaker 12:
[111:55] But do you feel like, What God, an elephant with eight arms?

Speaker 25:
[111:58] How do I say this? I don't wanna say it's like, is it on site, or are you evolved at this point?

Speaker 24:
[112:02] There's certain people that it's like, I don't know if it's on site or what, but it's like, I think God will give you yours, and that's kind of what it is. I kind of try to remember that, but there's a side of me that's like, maybe it's a short guy thing, but I really identify with like Kendrick Lamar, where it's like, if we want beef, I'll destroy everything, I'll burn everything down. There's a little part of me that's pre-herapy.

Speaker 25:
[112:22] No, we don't want that.

Speaker 24:
[112:23] That's like, I don't care about the money, I don't care about whatever you came up with my wife, let's just burn it all down.

Speaker 1:
[112:28] Oh, but she cares.

Speaker 13:
[112:29] Bullshit.

Speaker 1:
[112:30] Yeah, no money, no jazz lean, buddy.

Speaker 19:
[112:32] You should be the first out of the door.

Speaker 12:
[112:33] Yeah, I'm short.

Speaker 13:
[112:36] You don't identify with Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 12:
[112:38] I don't identify with Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 13:
[112:40] What an arrogant thing to say.

Speaker 1:
[112:42] I know, he'll burn it all down. No, you won't. I don't think so.

Speaker 10:
[112:46] Why would you do that?

Speaker 12:
[112:46] Because I'm an addict. That's different.

Speaker 10:
[112:50] Flaming hot pipe that you drop on the carpet.

Speaker 1:
[112:54] So, in cut two, the host shows that she has a great feel for how the internet feels about jazz lean. Check this out.

Speaker 25:
[113:02] I love her. I think she is so kind and genuine, and I love that she talks whatever she wants to talk about. She pops that at whoever. But there's something special about that, and you're really lucky.

Speaker 24:
[113:16] I agree. You're really lucky. Yeah, no, it got me some hot water, but I don't, it's fine. It was good for me to go through that and be like, oh, that's all noise. None of that matters.

Speaker 25:
[113:26] Yeah. And you know, for people who are listening, they might know, but like, you know, it's like a different audience. Like I didn't realize in the space that you function in podcast world, cause you guys are very, very famous. I didn't realize like people were giving your wife a hard time for standing up for you, or having an opinion.

Speaker 24:
[113:42] No, she just said, she said shit that if I said it, everybody would say it was a joke. And she and I have a, because we've only had sex with each other, she and I have a relationship where it's like, I don't give a f*** what you say, she can give a f*** what I say. I have her location, she has my location. Every time I, if you look at 90% of her TikToks, they're on our couch. Like she don't go nowhere without me.

Speaker 1:
[113:59] That's a great relationship when you have each other's locations. You always know where they are.

Speaker 12:
[114:03] Yeah, it's absolutely. And it's good when she had his back saying that he had a smelly cock and balls.

Speaker 13:
[114:11] I mean, who cares that she's on his couch? She's still embarrassing the shit out of them. And contradicting everything that they've said about each other.

Speaker 1:
[114:18] And the host, oh, I love Jasleen for standing up for herself. No, she's putting him down. She come from the Michelle Obama School of Prep.

Speaker 12:
[114:27] Yeah.

Speaker 10:
[114:28] She has no clue.

Speaker 12:
[114:30] I love her. That's why I put a tracker on her car.

Speaker 13:
[114:34] Nothing screams trust like tracking somebody.

Speaker 1:
[114:37] No, this interview is a total disaster. And of course, the comments are horrible. Like everything else he does and she does.

Speaker 12:
[114:43] The host is like an MTV VJ now. You know what I mean? It's just very softball. There's nothing to her. It's just, oh, your wife was standing up for herself. No, no, he was cucked and ruined by her.

Speaker 1:
[114:56] Exactly. And she mentions, by the way, in the podcast space or whatever she says like, he's not in the podcast space anymore because of that bitch.

Speaker 12:
[115:04] Right. It's her fault.

Speaker 1:
[115:05] He probably just gave up. I would imagine he must, don't you think he makes a lot of money for that show?

Speaker 13:
[115:09] Yeah, I would assume.

Speaker 1:
[115:11] I would assume Schultz makes at least a million bucks.

Speaker 12:
[115:13] So I'd say more.

Speaker 1:
[115:14] Yeah, I would agree. So in cut three, Akaash here, in my opinion, is just lying.

Speaker 24:
[115:21] People were messaging my mom and her mom saying she's a whore, she's dish, she's dead. It was like, yo, this is crazy how far this has gone. And everything she gets said, y'all are chopping up. And I, dude, I've probably done this with a thousand famous people. I don't knock the people who did it. But it did let me, I think God does everything for a reason. And I think for me, this was God's way. Cause this is how I found out I was, I had some level of fame.

Speaker 1:
[115:44] Oh, that's, that was a great way to find out.

Speaker 12:
[115:45] Yeah, that's fine. Also his mom hates her.

Speaker 1:
[115:48] She does, I know.

Speaker 12:
[115:49] You know that, there's no way.

Speaker 1:
[115:50] Yeah, so if his mom was messaging, oh my God, Jazleen sent your whore mom going, mm-hmm.

Speaker 20:
[115:55] Absolutely, I agree.

Speaker 13:
[115:56] She screen-shotted it and sent it to her friends. I was right.

Speaker 12:
[116:00] Who did you reply I know to? Oh, my aunt who sent you, she's a whore.

Speaker 13:
[116:06] Why? The turn to God too is just, I don't know.

Speaker 10:
[116:08] Why does he keep mentioning it?

Speaker 13:
[116:10] I can't figure out. Well, because people do that when they have no other way to go a lot of times.

Speaker 12:
[116:14] You don't think Russell Brand was authentic when he got baptized by Bear Grylls and started selling crosses?

Speaker 13:
[116:20] Did he do that? He just wrote a book, like How to Be a Christian in Seven Days.

Speaker 12:
[116:25] Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

Speaker 1:
[116:26] In seven days? If you're in a scandal or something.

Speaker 12:
[116:29] Yeah, is it one page, just rape accusations?

Speaker 13:
[116:32] Well, today, I think he did an interview with Meghan Kelly and he told her that when he was 30, he nailed a 16-year-old. I'm like, is that the kind of thing you want to talk about when you're promoting how to be a Christian?

Speaker 12:
[116:41] He's homebredish.

Speaker 13:
[116:43] I thought that was stuff. He's a weirdo man.

Speaker 1:
[116:45] Wow. No, that interview is not going to do him any good.

Speaker 12:
[116:49] No. I did a show with him and it was with Schneider too, and Jeff Dye, and yeah, and Trey Stewart.

Speaker 4:
[116:56] Wow, that's quite a crew.

Speaker 12:
[116:57] Yeah, it was a fun show except for Russell Brandt. Oh. He was just a knob. He didn't want to talk to anybody.

Speaker 13:
[117:03] He strikes me as a British Robin Williams, where he talks a lot, says a lot of things.

Speaker 1:
[117:08] He talks really fast, too.

Speaker 13:
[117:09] Throws a lot of stuff out there, but very little of it's funny.

Speaker 12:
[117:12] Yeah, except I wasn't happy that Robin Williams hung himself.

Speaker 1:
[117:16] Right?

Speaker 13:
[117:17] I didn't mean like he was going to hang himself.

Speaker 12:
[117:20] Oh, no, I'm just saying if Russell Brandt did, I don't imagine I would go, that's a shame. I hope he gets a question.

Speaker 13:
[117:26] You might give him a hand, you might buy the rope.

Speaker 12:
[117:28] I'd nail him to a cross.

Speaker 1:
[117:31] Was Akaash?

Speaker 13:
[117:31] There's no way to be Christian faster.

Speaker 1:
[117:34] How funny is Akaash? Is he funny?

Speaker 12:
[117:36] I've never seen a stand up, to be honest with you.

Speaker 1:
[117:38] Okay.

Speaker 12:
[117:39] I mean, he must be, if he was on the show for a while. He's got an audience.

Speaker 1:
[117:42] Yeah, he does. I mean, he does reasonably large venues. I don't know how his ticket sales are now.

Speaker 12:
[117:47] Genium and I feel bad for him. He looks stressed out as hell. It's got to really be eating at him.

Speaker 13:
[117:53] Well, he's going to have to answer these questions anytime he promotes a show, too.

Speaker 12:
[117:56] And they're not going to all be that nice.

Speaker 1:
[117:58] No, but I think his shows just sell because he's on flagrant, but he's not on flagrant anymore. So maybe a slow process.

Speaker 12:
[118:07] That will die out, though.

Speaker 1:
[118:09] I would think so. I just don't know how funny it is. If he's super duper funny, I mean, maybe it'll just blow over.

Speaker 12:
[118:15] I don't know his audience. Is he Indian? I would assume.

Speaker 1:
[118:18] Yes. He's a brown person.

Speaker 12:
[118:20] Is he a brown person? That's what you call them. I don't want to upset the audience.

Speaker 1:
[118:24] Jasleen says it frequently.

Speaker 4:
[118:27] You just hate brown people.

Speaker 1:
[118:28] You just can't stand to see brown people have success. I never even thought about that.

Speaker 12:
[118:33] My first girlfriend was Indian. I didn't even realize that was interracial until just now.

Speaker 13:
[118:40] How woke of you.

Speaker 12:
[118:41] I know, right?

Speaker 13:
[118:41] You're so inclusive.

Speaker 12:
[118:42] Yeah, that's right. In 97, I was fingering an Indian gash.

Speaker 10:
[118:47] It's been 30 seconds. Eight elephant hands.

Speaker 12:
[118:50] Yeah, that's why I knew they had a statue.

Speaker 10:
[118:55] Ganesha.

Speaker 12:
[118:56] Yeah, I mean, their house smelled like the same meal every day, sure.

Speaker 10:
[119:01] But it was good.

Speaker 13:
[119:02] It was delicious meal.

Speaker 12:
[119:03] It was good. I'm not calling it bad. I'm just saying how it smelled.

Speaker 13:
[119:06] I'm looking at Akaash's tickets. He's performing at the...

Speaker 12:
[119:08] I'm glad I smoked around there.

Speaker 13:
[119:10] He's performing at the Chicago Theatre, Drew. Yeah. Two tickets available. Wow. He sold out the Chicago Theatre.

Speaker 12:
[119:17] Yeah, that's a big venue too.

Speaker 1:
[119:18] It's weird when there's someone that you just feel like, no, this person is not funny. And because I see Marc do this all the time, whenever we're talking about somebody who we think sucks, Marc starts looking at the ticket sales. And it's a great way to find out. So I find myself repeatedly, every time I see Trevor Noah's name, I'll go, where is he playing? And I'll go, and I'll look it up and it's like, he's always playing in a venue three times as big as I could ever believe he's playing in. And the tickets are always almost sold out.

Speaker 12:
[119:44] I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 1:
[119:45] People must think he's funny.

Speaker 12:
[119:46] I who?

Speaker 10:
[119:47] I don't know.

Speaker 12:
[119:48] It's the same, I don't get it, I don't.

Speaker 1:
[119:51] I'm serious, I just can't, it's not that I have anything against him. I didn't know anything about him. And I saw him and I'm like, oh, that's just not funny. No, that's not funny. Then he hosted the Grammys or something.

Speaker 2:
[120:02] Yeah, two years in a row, right?

Speaker 1:
[120:04] I thought it was really awkward and just like people were people were being nice and laughing, but I thought they were just being nice. But I guess they're really laughing.

Speaker 3:
[120:11] No, I felt the same way. Every time I see him, I don't get it.

Speaker 2:
[120:15] Well, you should be happy. Here's the I don't know if you can put the screen up there. Here's here's the Hollywood Bowl. There's a lot of tickets available.

Speaker 3:
[120:22] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[120:22] But when is that, Marc?

Speaker 2:
[120:23] That's May 7th.

Speaker 3:
[120:24] Is it? Oh, that's for the Netflix.

Speaker 2:
[120:26] But they sell Netflix is a joke.

Speaker 3:
[120:28] Yeah, Netflix is a joke festival. So that that sells itself on the festival. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[120:32] Well, here he's doing May 1st. Playing a casino in Arizona.

Speaker 1:
[120:37] Can he still be sold out?

Speaker 2:
[120:38] Oh, that's a small, that's a pretty small venue there.

Speaker 1:
[120:40] Well, that's good. Let's just play a small venue.

Speaker 2:
[120:41] Tickets are sold out. But I mean, that's a tiny venue. Let me see if I can find a bigger one. The Hayden Holmes Amphitheater?

Speaker 1:
[120:47] No, he plays big venues, like much bigger than I ever dreamed. He must, people must think he's funny. I don't know. Do I not know what funny is anymore?

Speaker 3:
[120:55] I know. I think you do. I mean, I'll be at One Night's Dance in May in Waterford. So, you know, this is cool to watch. I'm sure there's plenty available.

Speaker 4:
[121:06] Please go buy them right away.

Speaker 1:
[121:09] Where else are you coming up, Dave?

Speaker 3:
[121:11] Oh, I just threw in a plug of sadness. No.

Speaker 4:
[121:16] Thanks for bringing it up, Drew.

Speaker 1:
[121:17] You should have a more positive plug.

Speaker 3:
[121:18] Oh, no, no. I mean, that's a great venue. I just, I don't have the hilarity of Trevor Noah, the fall down comedy.

Speaker 1:
[121:25] It's so weird. But no, I seriously didn't want to ask you where you're playing. You might as well mention it.

Speaker 3:
[121:29] Well, May 9th, I'll be in Pottstown, Pennsylvania at Soul Joules. First and second, I'll be in Boca Raton at the Soul Theater. And then, yeah, at the end of the month, I'm going to be at One Night Stands.

Speaker 2:
[121:40] May 28th.

Speaker 3:
[121:42] What is it?

Speaker 2:
[121:42] May 28th, One Night Stands.

Speaker 3:
[121:44] Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1:
[121:45] When's Mark Ridley's coming back?

Speaker 3:
[121:46] I'm going to be there in January.

Speaker 1:
[121:48] Oh, okay.

Speaker 3:
[121:48] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[121:49] Is that a twice a year kind of thing?

Speaker 3:
[121:52] Yeah, usually I do twice a year. This one we pushed out a little farther because I don't like to do the Christmas parties over in December. And we draw our own audience. I mean, thanks to this show and stuff, it sells out pretty quick.

Speaker 1:
[122:03] Sweet.

Speaker 3:
[122:04] So, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[122:04] And you're doing Lexington, Michigan?

Speaker 3:
[122:06] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[122:07] June 5th.

Speaker 3:
[122:07] June 5th at the Lexington Village Theater.

Speaker 2:
[122:09] The Birmingham Troy American Legion Post, show for veterans.

Speaker 3:
[122:12] That's a show for veterans, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[122:13] June 6th.

Speaker 3:
[122:14] I'm doing that for free.

Speaker 2:
[122:14] And then you're going to the mothership end of June.

Speaker 3:
[122:17] Yeah, end of June.

Speaker 1:
[122:17] Oh, right.

Speaker 3:
[122:18] And I'm wearing this shirt. Yeah, so there you go. I'll be there last week in June if you guys want to plan a trip to Austin, listeners. It's a fun one.

Speaker 1:
[122:25] How is the mothership?

Speaker 3:
[122:26] It's great, dude. So much fun. Yeah, it's such a good room.

Speaker 1:
[122:29] How is Austin?

Speaker 3:
[122:31] It's horrific.

Speaker 1:
[122:33] That's what I hear. No, it's like you can hardly name a major city in America now where people go, Oh God, it's awful.

Speaker 3:
[122:39] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[122:40] I mean, when people in Chicago, where a lot of my friends are going, Oh yeah, Chicago is terrible. I'm moving back to the Burbs. It's like, what? I just can't believe this is real.

Speaker 3:
[122:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[122:51] Chicago is that bad.

Speaker 3:
[122:52] It's terrible. Well, Chicago is rough.

Speaker 1:
[122:55] It didn't used to be, though. There was a huge chunk of Chicago that you never had to worry about walking around. But now there's these teen, what do they call them? Teen gang ups? Teen takeovers. And now they're like tasing people who are just walking down the street.

Speaker 2:
[123:10] We're having them here, too. Are you serious? Yeah, there's been some, because La Dove covered it.

Speaker 4:
[123:13] It's like 400 kids.

Speaker 2:
[123:15] Teen takeovers on the weekends downtown.

Speaker 1:
[123:17] They're so bad in New York.

Speaker 3:
[123:18] Oh, there was a fight? Oh yeah, I saw that one on La Dove's channel, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:
[123:21] In New York, they actually have come up with a system to fight these teen takeovers because they're becoming so, they're just happening all over the place. So they're finding out, I guess they have some social media pros that are monitoring. And they're finding them before they happen, so the police are there when they get there.

Speaker 2:
[123:37] Problem is these kids are quick though.

Speaker 1:
[123:39] They are, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[123:40] They'll figure it out.

Speaker 2:
[123:42] It's becoming a game to outrun them because they know that they're looking at social media.

Speaker 1:
[123:46] But I mean, the last thing any of these cities need is income moving out. Because those are tax dollars.

Speaker 3:
[123:53] Well, especially cities like Chicago, where it's extremely expensive to live.

Speaker 1:
[123:56] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[123:57] And then, I mean, Austin has gotten there because Austin just doesn't have the infrastructure for everybody coming in the way that it does. I mean, there's high rises and stuff. But I mean, this is, you know, this is king of the hill land. This wasn't meant to really build up. So it's a lot of people in a small area. And then the homelessness.

Speaker 1:
[124:15] A lot of homeless, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[124:16] And you know, I think there are people too, but you got to get rid of them.

Speaker 1:
[124:23] You know, when Gavin Newsom, wasn't it Gavin Newsom actually said, yeah, we do have a problem with the homeless? Or no, Obama said it about Los Angeles. Like, you got to do something about this. And it was like, what? Obama said that? But yeah, I mean, areas of downtown where people love to congregate and they no longer want to go there.

Speaker 3:
[124:40] LA is terrible. I mean, anytime you go there now and the freeways are just tents, it's really bad. And I used to, I used to love LA. Like I genuinely, that's a problem, a serious problem that we're ignoring in this country. I mean, even Austin too, the whole street is just people OD'd, there's like bodies and vomit and piss. It's terrible. There's cops surrounding mothership and those other, and the other restaurant stuff. I mean, there was a lot of security. Oh yeah. And there was, well, I mean, there was a shooting down the street from the club, I want to say a month ago at a restaurant. And I mean, it's, it's bad, but you should go. I'll be there the last week in June. You can have some yucks. For sure. And they do have a metal detector because that's the area.

Speaker 1:
[125:27] You know, speaking of our great cities, made me think of Minneapolis, where, you know, Ilhan Omar has such an influence. And Ilhan Omar, she filed her financial disclosure, and it looked like her net worth had gone from less than $100,000 to something between $6,000,000 and $30,000,000 in two years. And people are going, wow, she makes like $170,000, how's she doing that? And then they found, oh, well, her campaign did give $2,000,000 to her husband to be a consultant, which is, boy, it's a pretty high-priced consultant, but yeah, she won, so, you know.

Speaker 3:
[125:59] She opened eight hospices in a leering center?

Speaker 1:
[126:03] She does have a winery that has no liquor license.

Speaker 3:
[126:08] Correct, and the page was taken down.

Speaker 1:
[126:10] Yeah, no, yeah, that's right, the website. Yeah, it had no licensing information, though, so basically, there is no winery. There can't be a winery. It would be licensed. It would be, you could not hide that. So anyway, four months later, she said, oh my God, my account screwed up. I'm only worth $18,000 to $94,000. We thought it was over $30 million. It made a little audition error, apparently. And so this reporter-

Speaker 4:
[126:35] That's an audition error.

Speaker 1:
[126:37] Yeah, some kind of a matter.

Speaker 3:
[126:37] And she had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on genie hats. And I'm not sure if they're going to take them back.

Speaker 1:
[126:45] So the reporter went up to her a couple months ago and said, can you explain this rise in your net worth? It seems like you're in a job that pays you a limited amount. It's a good salary. But I mean, this is crazy. And Ilhan Omar told her that she was stupid. And so she- And by the way, it's very hard to talk to Ilhan Omar. She's not available. She doesn't really hold Q&As, especially right now. So this woman chased her to an elevator and stuck a microphone in her face and said, Yeah, I brought up your financial disclosure and you said I was stupid. And now it turns out that it looks like these numbers are way off. Can you explain this? And you want to play the tweet?

Speaker 7:
[127:27] Omar, the last time I spoke to you, you said that I was stupid for asking you about your financial disclosure. But there's some discrepancies on there. Would you like to explain that? I don't know how to make such a big mistake on my saluting you for asking me anything. I am? Well, what about the American people who are wondering how you need such a big mistake? Explain to the American people. What's the explanation? I have given them the explanation. Do you want to tell our viewers? I don't want to tell who jacked shit. How about that? Okay.

Speaker 5:
[127:52] Okay. Have a good day. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[127:57] That face the reporter made walking away was great.

Speaker 3:
[127:59] Yeah, it was.

Speaker 1:
[128:00] Don't you just love that reporter?

Speaker 3:
[128:02] I do. She's gone after a couple of times, and people seriously have to answer for this. The amount of fraud is absurd. Why are we paying taxes? If we're stealing this much money, seriously.

Speaker 1:
[128:14] I never thought about it until the last quarterly payment. I'm like, I wonder how much of this money is going to somewhere that's actually going to help somebody. Do these people ever give us the money back that they stole? Is that too much to ask? Apparently, it is.

Speaker 3:
[128:27] They don't even get tried or arrested. That's my problem with all of this. I know, but they all get away with it.

Speaker 1:
[128:33] For some reason, I feel like, maybe I'm crazy, but you guys have watched news for a long time. I feel like people used to have to answer for stuff like this. I mean, they would have to get in front of the assembled local media or the national media or whatever, and they would have to answer questions.

Speaker 2:
[128:48] Yeah, like Bud Dwyer. I think he did it the best.

Speaker 3:
[128:54] I think our Bud Dwyer made his point. What's also funny is I believe he was innocent.

Speaker 2:
[128:59] Bud Dwyer?

Speaker 3:
[129:00] I believe he was.

Speaker 2:
[129:01] I didn't know that part of it.

Speaker 3:
[129:02] Yeah, but his reputation had been destroyed.

Speaker 2:
[129:05] All I knew is we got a cool filter song out of it.

Speaker 3:
[129:07] Yeah, we did. I was thinking of a very funny air Bud Dwyer meme.

Speaker 1:
[129:13] Do you remember Christine Ferraro, who ran for vice president with Mondale? Yeah. She had to meet with the media because her taxes were a mess. There was some really inexplicable things going on.

Speaker 5:
[129:24] I was like, I'm here with my accountant, and he can ask any questions you have.

Speaker 2:
[129:29] Well, the difference now is that you have favorable media that you can just go to, that will throw salt like Akaash did.

Speaker 1:
[129:37] You can just post things and say, oh, I've addressed it. I posted it. Just like she said, she said, oh, it was an accounting air. It's like, that's not good enough.

Speaker 3:
[129:44] I think.

Speaker 1:
[129:45] You're trolling me when you say that.

Speaker 3:
[129:47] Yeah. It's a non-answer. It's not acceptable to any form of media. I think the problem is people are so brainwashed to hate the other side.

Speaker 1:
[129:56] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[129:56] They will not look into it any further and they'll just go, well, that's fine if they do. Like, whatever's for your team.

Speaker 1:
[130:02] Wouldn't you think, though, if, let's just say, you're on Ilhan Omar's team, I would think if you were a really hardcore Ilhan Omar fan, which, I mean, I'm stunned these people exist, but because I never liked her. She always annoyed the shit out of me.

Speaker 2:
[130:16] She is just a rep, right? I mean, that's a pretty small area.

Speaker 3:
[130:20] Yeah. True.

Speaker 1:
[130:21] But that's a lot of money.

Speaker 3:
[130:22] They pay well.

Speaker 2:
[130:23] That's why they should look into it, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[130:25] So I would just think if you did support her, you go, wait, she's stealing us blind. That's insane. I can't support that. I support, you know, okay, maybe I support Tampon Tim or, I mean, that sounds crazy, but, you know, I love Tampon Tim. I love Joe Biden. I love, you know, all these people in the left, but I don't like this woman anymore. She's driving me nuts. This is insane. I just like, who was the guy, the Republican who's, who's Mr. Set herself on fire after he dumped her. Yeah, he's this married woman on his staff or Swalwell or whoever it is. There's someone on the left or right for all these stories.

Speaker 2:
[130:59] I know who Eric Swalwell is and Tony Gonzalez and Lauren Boebert and Ilhan Omar and AOC and Marjorie Trelo Green.

Speaker 1:
[131:05] And they're all horrible.

Speaker 2:
[131:06] I have no idea who my rep is.

Speaker 3:
[131:08] And Brian knows.

Speaker 2:
[131:09] I don't, I do not know who my United States rep is.

Speaker 4:
[131:12] Yeah, but back in the day, you only knew your rep. You didn't know these other reps.

Speaker 2:
[131:15] That's my point.

Speaker 3:
[131:16] Well, most of them weren't being caught. They must be doing a good job.

Speaker 5:
[131:18] They're doing a good job and you don't know who they are.

Speaker 2:
[131:20] I think it's Haley Stevens. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3:
[131:22] Yeah, it's because their husbands, again, weren't on the internet wearing big fake tits.

Speaker 5:
[131:26] Exactly.

Speaker 2:
[131:28] Because politics is entertainment now.

Speaker 5:
[131:30] It's pop culture.

Speaker 1:
[131:31] Do we have to surround these people and stone them to death? I mean, someone has got to be. That sounds like a good idea, actually.

Speaker 4:
[131:38] Easy answer, yes.

Speaker 2:
[131:39] Well, Ilhan's probably seen it.

Speaker 1:
[131:41] Maybe the stoning thing was really not such a bad idea. We thought it was archaic, but I mean, my God, if you can just dodge something like that and go, I don't know, you jack shit, that's a reporter.

Speaker 3:
[131:51] Yeah, if you can go from, look, I'm worth about 90 grand to 30 million, there's not even, you shouldn't be in charge of anything.

Speaker 1:
[131:57] No.

Speaker 3:
[131:58] There's, you need to be held accountable for that. And the number of people, it's like even today, the Southern Poverty Law Center, they're being brought up on charges. Why? Because their money went to the Aryan, an Aryan group that went to American Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan, which had been put to rest, was all funded by the Southern Poverty Law Center to make it seem like people were more racist than they were. Because I think we can agree.

Speaker 1:
[132:22] Wait, they gave them money for what?

Speaker 3:
[132:25] Well, Charlottesville, to help start that.

Speaker 1:
[132:27] Oh, to show up at Charlottesville?

Speaker 3:
[132:28] Where somebody died.

Speaker 1:
[132:30] How much, $3 million? That's a lot of money.

Speaker 3:
[132:32] Not to just them, but it was allocated to different people. But it was like 270.

Speaker 2:
[132:35] They paid informants, right?

Speaker 3:
[132:36] Yeah, they paid informants, allegedly. But it's pretty obvious that they did to, basically, incite riots to make it look like people were racist, so their service could get more funding. To go like, look at all these racists. It's not like we gave them money to do this. I think we can agree we've gotten way better on race in this country, but for some reason we keep being told of how horrible it is.

Speaker 1:
[132:59] Yeah. Well, this is so funny. People laugh at me for saying this, but they agreed with me, was when I started watching 90 Day Fiance, which is the greatest show. I mean, it's fucking hilarious. It's American men who find much younger, hotter women in South America or in Nigeria or wherever. Then there's, well, that's the reverse when they go to live over there. But usually it's people from Nigeria who come to meet some guy over here who's much older and stupid looking but rich and they're hot. So it's always interesting to see, oh, well, jeez, is this going to work? But when the American goes over there, that's when you find out that, wait, that's how women are treated in that country? That's how blacks are treated in that country? That's incredible. That's how gays are treated? You go, we're not so fucking bad. We're pretty good. We don't stand for that.

Speaker 3:
[133:46] We're arguably the best.

Speaker 1:
[133:48] Well, yeah, if you want to talk about income for African Americans, for example, there's no better place to live in the United States than America. It doesn't mean it's perfect. Nowhere is perfect.

Speaker 2:
[133:58] But I don't know, there's a lot of rich Nigerian princes out there.

Speaker 3:
[134:01] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[134:02] Why are they asking for my money then?

Speaker 1:
[134:04] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[134:06] Well, you're going to make more. It's an investment.

Speaker 3:
[134:08] I just keep sending money to all these e-mails. No, you're right, though. I mean, anytime you talk about it in your white, you sound like an ass because there's no way to do it, I guess, with these sort of tags.

Speaker 1:
[134:19] No, you're not allowed to anyway.

Speaker 3:
[134:20] Right. But the reality is, I've never been racist. The idea that so many people are is just not a truth. So the fact that you're actually taking money and spending it on, you had to go and find a Klansman. That had to be adorable. You go down to some double-wide in the middle of North Carolina, and you're like, hey, here's 270 grand. We need you to be an informant.

Speaker 1:
[134:42] I wish someone had filmed this. I would love to see these characters that are involved.

Speaker 3:
[134:45] It would be a great reality show. Like, can you imagine all the opioids they bought?

Speaker 1:
[134:50] Wow. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3:
[134:52] But it's absurd to think that the government at this point, it's so ridiculous with all this stuff. Anybody should be brought to prison or at least be put on trial, I should say, and arrested for saying that they don't know how they lost $29.9 million.

Speaker 1:
[135:10] Well, it should at least be charged with something.

Speaker 2:
[135:11] It was an accounting error.

Speaker 3:
[135:12] It was an error. It wasn't her fault.

Speaker 2:
[135:14] No.

Speaker 3:
[135:14] I mean, she misses zero sometimes.

Speaker 1:
[135:16] Don't we have a right to know who the accountant is and maybe ask the accountant some questions?

Speaker 3:
[135:20] Agreed.

Speaker 4:
[135:20] Well, someone should be doing that. We don't all need the room, but someone should be doing that.

Speaker 3:
[135:24] But your money pays for that to be done, though. That's the thing, is it's the taxpayers who do this to have the representation and you look at stuff that Whitmer's given to people and stuff. Everybody is, it's corrupt and fraud everywhere you look.

Speaker 1:
[135:38] And Whitmer during COVID too, her husband goes up North Rake Leaves when no one else is allowed to go anywhere.

Speaker 3:
[135:43] Right.

Speaker 1:
[135:44] And then he's going to the dock to get a boat or something.

Speaker 3:
[135:46] How great was that when he was like, what if I told you I was the governor's husband? He's like, I would never let you talk here ever.

Speaker 1:
[135:54] And then she flies to Florida when you're not supposed to do that. And her father's dying. And then we found out, now her father's doing fine, actually. But nobody knew that until, I'm trying to remember who ran into her father, but they actually, you know, Chris immediately started recording. Hey, how you doing? He seemed just fine. It was months later.

Speaker 3:
[136:14] Well, it's like Nancy Pelosi going to a salon, you know? We talk about lipstick on a pig and something that's completely unnecessary. But are Gavin Newsom going to the French Laundry? It's okay for him to have an elitist dinner. That's perfectly acceptable to have, oh yeah, that was open air, Dave. Yeah, so it's fine because I think I heard that. Yeah, which I don't think it was.

Speaker 1:
[136:37] No, I don't think it was. It reminded me of Seth Rogen going, we're really doing this? It was at the Grammy and the Oscars, and they were having the Oscars indoors.

Speaker 3:
[136:46] Right.

Speaker 1:
[136:46] And he gets up and, are we really doing this? It's like, Seth Rogen, really?

Speaker 3:
[136:52] Aren't you just the stoned fat guy?

Speaker 1:
[136:54] Yeah. That's what we like you for. Yeah, you're supposed to be laid back. Are you really uptight about people being inside together?

Speaker 3:
[137:01] Right.

Speaker 1:
[137:01] Really? And they would say, my favorite was the motorcycle get together in South Dakota. It was like a million people. And they said, that caused 2,034 deaths. I forgot how they did the math. Yeah, how did they figure that out? Well, based on people getting COVID on a crowd that big, this many people get COVID, which means this many people would die. And so some people were actually saying that, we believe that 200 and some odd people died because of that motorcycle event.

Speaker 3:
[137:28] No, it was called Crystal Meth and they died the same number of the year before. Right. It's a South Dakota biker fest.

Speaker 1:
[137:36] It was an outdoor event, too.

Speaker 3:
[137:37] Yeah, what do you think, people were gonna live?

Speaker 1:
[137:39] Yeah, these- Super spreader events.

Speaker 4:
[137:42] Well, but they came up with those numbers, Drew, and they were all bullshit anyway. Someone died. These many people, they died from COVID. No, they didn't. They died because they were older, they were fat or- Well, they maybe have COVID at some point recently.

Speaker 3:
[137:55] But in New York, there actually are instances where it's like, well, you were shoved in front of a train, but when we tested your blood, you also had COVID. Yeah. So then those numbers came up. And since we've learned that Fauci was completely full of shit, that beagle murdering pile of crap.

Speaker 1:
[138:08] Oh my God, what a lying piece of shit.

Speaker 3:
[138:11] He's the guy that made AIDS worse, and they were like, who can we get on the horn to fix this COVID problem?

Speaker 1:
[138:17] He's the guy who was in charge during the campaign that was, just remember, when you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with everyone they sleep with.

Speaker 4:
[138:24] Oh, that me up.

Speaker 1:
[138:26] They tried to make straight people think they were going to get AIDS.

Speaker 3:
[138:29] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[138:30] Which is like, what? Why would you do that to us?

Speaker 4:
[138:32] That worked for me in like sixth fucking grade. I wasn't even, I haven't even fingered anyone yet. It worked for me too. I thought I was going to get AIDS.

Speaker 3:
[138:40] You were so terrified. Like, before you even learned about every sexual position or what sex was, they showed you slideshows of just destroyed genitalia from people that didn't get treatment. They were like, this is sex. And you're like, why is it purple? Why is it split in half?

Speaker 1:
[138:56] You guys were going into primo fucking years too.

Speaker 3:
[138:59] And we were terrified. All we heard was if Magic Johnson skinned his knee or if there was a big-

Speaker 4:
[139:06] I was afraid Isaiah was going to get AIDS for hugging him.

Speaker 3:
[139:09] Every time a mosquito landed on me, I thought I was going to die like Liberace.

Speaker 1:
[139:15] Remember when Magic cut his knee during an exhibition game and the whole stadium just silent?

Speaker 3:
[139:20] When Greg Louganis hit his head on the diving board?

Speaker 1:
[139:22] We didn't know that at the time.

Speaker 3:
[139:24] Oh, that's true.

Speaker 1:
[139:24] We found out later.

Speaker 3:
[139:25] We found out later and they were like, you could have killed everyone.

Speaker 1:
[139:28] Exactly. Greg Louganis, as Mike Clark used to call him. I know, it's so perfect.

Speaker 3:
[139:36] Louganis. That stuff will never not be funny to me. I'm not going to pretend I matured out of it.

Speaker 1:
[139:42] I never didn't laugh at that and he never didn't call him Greg Louganis. All right, we better go to Jim's top 10 or we could be here all night. Oh no. What's your top 10, Jim?

Speaker 4:
[139:54] Top 10. So I did this. Well, Dave, here, hold this pen. How do you hold this pen? Okay, this list is for Drew and Marc then.

Speaker 3:
[140:02] Okay. Did I do it wrong?

Speaker 4:
[140:04] No, you didn't do it wrong. You did it right. The top 10 coolest left-handed guitarists or bass players. Yeah, I didn't know if you were left-handed. I was going to add you in and say I did it for you.

Speaker 3:
[140:24] Amidst the X-ray, it's actually. Yeah. I do some stuff left-handed.

Speaker 4:
[140:27] Mastodonating?

Speaker 3:
[140:28] Mainly. If I sit on it until it's numb.

Speaker 4:
[140:32] I throw a frisbee left-handed too, so I can kick a soccer ball left-handed.

Speaker 3:
[140:35] I bat left-handed.

Speaker 1:
[140:36] Are there a lot of left-handed guitarists?

Speaker 2:
[140:39] Not really. I got bummed out because I thought Les Claypool from Primus was, he is left-handed, but he plays the bass right-handed.

Speaker 4:
[140:45] There are several people that are left-handed, but they play guitar or bass.

Speaker 1:
[140:51] Oh, okay.

Speaker 4:
[140:52] Right-handed.

Speaker 2:
[140:52] Hendrix.

Speaker 1:
[140:53] I know McCartney played an upside-down right-handed guitar for a long time, and he can flip a guitar and play it like it's his normal guitar, as I'm sure a lot of lefties can.

Speaker 4:
[141:03] Yep, but I changed it to Coolest, because I don't want to hear the fucking Bonerline tell me, oh, this guy from this random fucking band is the best ever. He's, you know, so, oh, fuck him. That would still make him cool, but whatever.

Speaker 1:
[141:15] Did you consider, I'm just asking, because I want to know how deep you went. Did you consider the Plimsolls left-handed guitarist?

Speaker 4:
[141:21] I did not. You know what's funny? I went through a list of Coolest.

Speaker 1:
[141:24] He's pretty good, actually. I don't think you'd make a list like this, but he's good.

Speaker 4:
[141:26] And I'm surprised I wouldn't have noticed his name or the band name, because I went through a list of hundreds of left-handed players.

Speaker 1:
[141:35] Do left-handed guitarists, does it look cooler to righties than being righty?

Speaker 4:
[141:39] Yes, I'm jealous.

Speaker 1:
[141:41] I feel like it does too, and I'm lefty.

Speaker 3:
[141:42] Yeah, I think so. I agree.

Speaker 4:
[141:44] There's something cool about it. It looks weird, but it looks cool. I want to look like that.

Speaker 3:
[141:48] Yeah, I agree. I think it looks cool. I want to be that guy.

Speaker 4:
[141:51] Yeah, I don't want to look like everyone else. All right, let's... Tim Armstrong from Rancid. I had no idea he was left-handed. I don't watch that many Rancid videos.

Speaker 3:
[142:17] I have a Fender guitar that he...

Speaker 4:
[142:19] Oh, really?

Speaker 3:
[142:20] Yeah. I suck at it.

Speaker 4:
[142:22] Well, you gotta play it left handed. Maybe you'd be better at it.

Speaker 3:
[142:24] Yeah, maybe that's why it doesn't work.

Speaker 4:
[142:26] It doesn't work.

Speaker 1:
[142:27] He's left handed, and he plays left handed?

Speaker 4:
[142:29] And he plays left handed, yeah. These are all people that play left handed, not the right left handed or beat off left handed.

Speaker 3:
[142:35] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[142:38] We'll hear the chorus one more time. You know that?

Speaker 1:
[143:05] He's number nine? I'm shocked.

Speaker 4:
[143:08] Oh, damn it. How'd that feel?

Speaker 1:
[143:10] I thought he was going to...

Speaker 3:
[143:13] I remember him playing an upside-down super... Sonic? Sonic Duo? I forget the name of the fender.

Speaker 1:
[143:19] You played a lefty one righty?

Speaker 3:
[143:22] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[143:22] Oh, really?

Speaker 3:
[143:23] Or a righty one lefty.

Speaker 4:
[143:24] Righty one lefty. A lot of them do, and some of them... But nowadays, they do make left-handed guitars, a lot of them.

Speaker 2:
[143:30] About time.

Speaker 4:
[143:32] Yeah, it took them long. But he's not the... I mean, I don't claim to know. I love music. I know a little bit about it, but I can't tell you how many times I heard about, he only plays three chords. I don't even fucking know what that means.

Speaker 1:
[143:45] All I know is it sounds good.

Speaker 4:
[143:46] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[143:47] But I do want to hear the eight guys that are better than Kurt Cobain.

Speaker 4:
[143:50] I do like his solo in this song, but...

Speaker 3:
[143:52] You know what doesn't sound good? His wife's alibi for him.

Speaker 1:
[143:56] Exactly.

Speaker 4:
[144:19] So, this is Avenged Sevenfold. Zacky Vengeance.

Speaker 2:
[144:22] Yeah, way better than Cobain.

Speaker 4:
[144:24] Oh, he is. So, he's more the rhythm guy, but I love, like, this band plays a lot of, what's the other guitarist, Sinister Gates. So they'll play solos together sometimes in harmony.

Speaker 2:
[144:41] If you say so.

Speaker 4:
[144:42] Oh, come on.

Speaker 1:
[144:44] Well, this guy beats Cobain.

Speaker 4:
[144:46] This guy's better than Cobain. Okay. And.

Speaker 2:
[144:49] Refused to play this all the time.

Speaker 4:
[144:51] All the time. I remember this video playing all the time. But it's cool to me. This is so good. But they play the other guitars is right-handed, but they'll play kind of next to each other. And you got the guitar next going opposite way. I just think it looks kind of fucking cool.

Speaker 1:
[145:06] It's a gay observation.

Speaker 4:
[145:07] But it's so gay, but I fucking love it. I just think it looks really cool. You're right.

Speaker 1:
[145:15] I still can't wait to hear seven guitars that are still better than Kurt Cobain.

Speaker 4:
[145:19] This one's better. Dick Dale.

Speaker 5:
[145:30] Oh, he plays lefty?

Speaker 4:
[145:31] He plays lefty, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[145:32] Dick Dale's awesome.

Speaker 4:
[145:33] But Dick Dale, so I agree, like I know he's fucking great. But this is the only song by him that I know. Otherwise, he probably would have been higher.

Speaker 3:
[145:43] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[145:44] Well, he played a lot of great surf music.

Speaker 3:
[145:47] Basically, he kind of created surf rock.

Speaker 1:
[145:49] Yeah. Carl could tell you a lot about him. I know that much. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4:
[145:53] Carl's going, only number seven?

Speaker 1:
[145:55] Probably. He might be on the Bonerline.

Speaker 4:
[146:00] That's in Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[146:02] That's how I found out about him.

Speaker 4:
[146:04] I believe it was on Rock Band or one of those guitar hero.

Speaker 3:
[146:09] Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:
[146:11] What are you playing upstairs, Drew?

Speaker 4:
[146:12] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[146:13] I keep hearing something. It's a booming speaker playing upstairs.

Speaker 1:
[146:15] What are you talking about?

Speaker 2:
[146:21] I think that was number six playing.

Speaker 4:
[146:23] Six.

Speaker 1:
[146:31] Oh, Elliot Easton.

Speaker 4:
[146:32] Elliot Easton's a lefty. Yeah. Again, he's not the flashiest player, but Slash actually said he was a huge influence, and he's known for being more melodic and just right on.

Speaker 1:
[146:45] Their music is so melodic. I love The Cars. Those first two albums are so good.

Speaker 4:
[146:49] And I wanted to play this song, and I fucking love this song. This is my favorite Cars song, I think. And I like his solo.

Speaker 1:
[146:55] I might agree with you on this. It's one of my favorite Cars songs.

Speaker 2:
[146:58] His solo is... That's what Jim's favorite.

Speaker 4:
[147:01] Actually, I didn't know it until Drew played it one time. I'm like, what's that fucking song? I like it.

Speaker 1:
[147:06] Who's shaking up the cars since you're gone.

Speaker 4:
[147:11] But you know what's funny? I didn't realize until recently that his solo was actually a guitar. I thought it was some fucking weird instrument.

Speaker 3:
[147:20] I didn't know that till just now.

Speaker 4:
[147:22] Really?

Speaker 3:
[147:23] I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1:
[147:24] Wait, isn't he hitting the guitar with a drumstick or something?

Speaker 4:
[147:27] That clicking sound?

Speaker 1:
[147:28] That's what that is, isn't it?

Speaker 4:
[147:30] It wasn't in the video he wasn't doing it, but he was sitting on the couch.

Speaker 3:
[147:35] I love the cars, but with 80s music, I never know for sure what instrument is making, because it's the era of the keytar.

Speaker 4:
[147:41] Right.

Speaker 1:
[147:42] True.

Speaker 2:
[147:42] He's playing with his deck.

Speaker 4:
[147:47] So, Marc, if you go after the next...

Speaker 2:
[147:48] He's playing bagpipes with his...

Speaker 4:
[147:49] It's after the next... Stop, after the next chorus.

Speaker 2:
[147:53] His anus.

Speaker 4:
[147:54] The solo. I want you to hear the solo.

Speaker 1:
[147:57] I want to see that.

Speaker 4:
[147:58] Amazing brace.

Speaker 1:
[147:59] The string will get in there.

Speaker 3:
[148:01] Oh, that'll rip. Left hand.

Speaker 4:
[148:03] That's a guitar.

Speaker 1:
[148:07] No, Shake It Up is not my favorite Cars record because those video songs that were so huge, they were never my favorite Cars songs, the first two records, but Since You're Gone is definitely a big Cars song.

Speaker 4:
[148:19] It was that... It was pretty big. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[148:22] It was the first single off the record, I think.

Speaker 4:
[148:24] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[148:24] But actually, Shake It Up was a huge video, so it might be bigger. I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[149:14] It's so simple. It's so simple. What a dick.

Speaker 1:
[149:21] Play a bass line from something.

Speaker 4:
[149:23] This bass line is awesome.

Speaker 5:
[149:26] Yeah, the bass is the lead guitar.

Speaker 4:
[149:30] I originally had them like eighth.

Speaker 1:
[149:33] Oh, come on.

Speaker 4:
[149:34] I moved them up. He's always in the top.

Speaker 2:
[149:36] Remember, it's not, it's not Drew's list. It's not Trudy's list. It's not Brandon or my list. It's your list.

Speaker 4:
[149:42] It's my list.

Speaker 2:
[149:43] You could have left him at eight.

Speaker 4:
[149:44] I mean, I love him, but I guess he's so fucking good, but just like, I can't wait to hear him the top four.

Speaker 2:
[149:52] Just like, so mad when you're number four. Oh no.

Speaker 4:
[149:55] It's just like Elliot Easton though, but he plays it so perfectly and he's so melodic, but he doesn't. I mean, does he really do anything that flashy?

Speaker 1:
[150:07] With the bass?

Speaker 4:
[150:08] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[150:10] Look at any list of top bassists, and all you have to do is go listen to some songs like Rain or something.

Speaker 4:
[150:19] He's got a couple of songs where he's flashy, I guess.

Speaker 1:
[150:22] He also plays a lot of lead.

Speaker 3:
[150:24] What's it like, a Rickenbacker viola he plays?

Speaker 1:
[150:27] He went to the Rickenbacker after that original, that little Hoffner.

Speaker 3:
[150:31] That's what it was, the Hoffner. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[150:34] But yeah, with the Wings, he plays a Rickenbacker and that thing is loud.

Speaker 4:
[150:38] Yeah. Fuck, let's see. Rolling Stone has a list, 50 greatest bass players of all time. Let's see. Number 11, Phil Lesh.

Speaker 1:
[150:49] I guarantee he's in the top 10.

Speaker 4:
[150:51] Number 9. See, I got him at fucking 5. They got him at 9.

Speaker 1:
[150:55] Well, yours is coolest. There's his best.

Speaker 2:
[150:58] He's higher on the coolest list. I want to hear it.

Speaker 3:
[151:01] Phil Lesh.

Speaker 1:
[151:02] You won't believe the people they put ahead of him.

Speaker 4:
[151:04] Jaco Pistorius.

Speaker 1:
[151:05] Yeah, Jaco Pistorius. Name one of his hits.

Speaker 4:
[151:08] I was going to try, but. Larry Graham from Sly and the Family Stone.

Speaker 1:
[151:13] He's great. Different kind of bass player.

Speaker 4:
[151:15] Jack Bruce.

Speaker 1:
[151:16] Jack Bruce is great.

Speaker 4:
[151:17] Jack Bruce.

Speaker 1:
[151:18] I want to argue with Jack Bruce.

Speaker 4:
[151:19] No.

Speaker 2:
[151:19] Is Paul Gray on there?

Speaker 4:
[151:22] Who's that?

Speaker 2:
[151:23] I don't know. What's the next one?

Speaker 4:
[151:24] For just naming friends of yours. That's who Paul Gray is.

Speaker 2:
[151:39] Who?

Speaker 4:
[151:39] From Slipknot? You don't know Paul Gray?

Speaker 2:
[151:42] Way better than McCartney.

Speaker 4:
[151:43] And Cobain. He was only...he and Joey Jordison were like, pretty much, came up with this sound for Slipknot. Listen how melodic that is. Actually, it kind of is.

Speaker 1:
[151:57] If you're Satan, it's melodic.

Speaker 5:
[151:59] No, no.

Speaker 4:
[152:02] Hey, he's a person too.

Speaker 3:
[152:03] Yeah, it's the soundtrack to Columbine.

Speaker 4:
[152:08] This song is called Psychosocial. I fucking love this song.

Speaker 3:
[152:13] No, they are good.

Speaker 4:
[152:14] He did and he did tragically die in 2010 of fentanyl morphine Xanax overdose.

Speaker 2:
[152:20] Well, then he is way cooler than McCartney.

Speaker 4:
[152:22] Yeah, McCartney didn't do it. He just smoked some weed pussy. Oh, he took acid.

Speaker 3:
[152:26] To play this hard on all those downers, that makes me think he's number one.

Speaker 4:
[152:32] What's funny, I don't remember this, the physician, they tried to, he was up for involuntary manslaughter for giving him so many drugs.

Speaker 3:
[152:42] Wow.

Speaker 4:
[152:42] And seven other people died. It was his trial for eight people, seven different people dying, including Paul Gray.

Speaker 3:
[152:48] Oh, just a pill mill.

Speaker 4:
[152:49] Yeah, but he was found not guilty. But then like eight years later, they took his license away and said, you can't prescribe pills anymore.

Speaker 1:
[152:56] Oh, Paul had that many drugs. He probably would have been better.

Speaker 4:
[153:00] No, that made him good. That made him put out this.

Speaker 2:
[153:03] It's a pretty harsh penalty for someone who didn't sell drugs to a member of Friends.

Speaker 3:
[153:07] I know.

Speaker 4:
[153:08] Right.

Speaker 3:
[153:10] Yeah, that's a bit much.

Speaker 2:
[153:13] 15 years for the Ketamine Queen?

Speaker 5:
[153:15] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[153:16] I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[153:16] I kind of like the top three.

Speaker 1:
[153:18] I can't wait to hear the three that are better than me. Whoever that guy was.

Speaker 4:
[153:25] Welcome on Paul Gray. I put him up, I put the top three up here for innovation, really.

Speaker 2:
[153:47] I thought it was supposed to be cool.

Speaker 4:
[153:50] That makes him cool.

Speaker 1:
[153:53] Wait, is this...

Speaker 4:
[153:55] You said his name... Mother's Bar, Sazari, what's his name? Casale, Gerald Casale. I was gonna say, I swear you said his name last... Oh, yeah, because he's saying Whippet, or mostly he and Mother's Bar went back and forth. But I was hoping you knew more about him than, because I don't know a ton, but I just know.

Speaker 1:
[154:15] I don't know if he's better than Paul McCartney.

Speaker 4:
[154:17] Yeah, and he's left handed. I didn't say better, I said cooler.

Speaker 3:
[154:25] It is good though. I mean, the bass is good.

Speaker 1:
[154:27] Oh no, Devo's great.

Speaker 4:
[154:30] I don't know about you guys. I feel like Marc hates this version, but I love this.

Speaker 2:
[154:34] I don't hate it. I just don't understand Devo. I don't get it. I watched the documentary. I don't get it. I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[154:41] I love this version, Jim.

Speaker 4:
[154:42] I love it.

Speaker 2:
[154:43] That's fine.

Speaker 4:
[154:44] This is like Casino soundtrack, I think.

Speaker 1:
[154:47] How about that?

Speaker 3:
[154:48] Yeah, it was. That's a good pull.

Speaker 1:
[154:50] Like Beautiful World, and they just have a lot of cool songs, but they're just in their own category.

Speaker 4:
[154:56] Well, that's why I said, innovation. I thought it was pretty cool, the shit he did, the shit they did, especially at the time, again, before my time.

Speaker 1:
[155:05] All right, only two left.

Speaker 4:
[155:07] Only two. Nice. I had to pick this song too. This wouldn't be their most well-known song, but this might be their fucking best song. I'm trying to give you a clue, Drew. I know this... Wait, is this creative? Guitar. No, no. I see what you were hearing there, though.

Speaker 2:
[155:45] These left-handed riffs created heavy metal.

Speaker 4:
[155:48] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[155:50] They're biased.

Speaker 4:
[155:51] No, they did. Who else did?

Speaker 2:
[155:53] I know.

Speaker 4:
[155:53] Wait for the singer's voice.

Speaker 1:
[155:55] Tony Omi.

Speaker 4:
[155:55] You got it. This is super-not. I wanted to play Children of the Grave, but it was a little more bass-heavy at the beginning, so... But I just think he's so fucking... His riffs are just so iconic. They're so, so fucking good.

Speaker 3:
[156:12] Dude, I haven't thought about this in a while. This is kick-ass.

Speaker 4:
[156:14] Have you heard this song? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And they all have... They have a... He's got a solo. Burt Ward has a solo at the end. Like just fucking love this song.

Speaker 1:
[156:26] Burt Ward, not Burt Ward.

Speaker 4:
[156:27] Burt Ward.

Speaker 1:
[156:28] He's Robin.

Speaker 5:
[156:29] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[156:30] I know as soon as you said, when you said Burt, I'm like, fuck, I said Bill.

Speaker 1:
[156:36] It's called Bat Polls.

Speaker 3:
[156:37] It's a great riff.

Speaker 4:
[156:39] Is he left handed?

Speaker 5:
[156:41] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[156:41] Burt Ward is alive, isn't he?

Speaker 3:
[156:43] I think so.

Speaker 2:
[156:44] You want to call him? Last time we called him. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[156:47] No, I don't want to call him.

Speaker 2:
[156:48] He sells dog food.

Speaker 1:
[156:49] That's right. I think we know who number one is.

Speaker 2:
[156:54] He's on the outside looking in.

Speaker 4:
[156:55] Oh, hang on. Hang on. I only have a couple outside looking in. I had to mention Albert King. Very influential, but I couldn't tell you one fucking song he's saying. So Andy's black, so he's on the outside. Iggy Pop, apparently, if he plays guitar, he plays left-handed. That's what I read. But I don't think I've ever seen him play one.

Speaker 1:
[157:15] I have never seen him play.

Speaker 3:
[157:16] He should wear a shirt left-handed. Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[157:19] He should just wear a shirt.

Speaker 3:
[157:20] Yes, that's what I mean.

Speaker 5:
[157:22] It needs to start.

Speaker 1:
[157:23] I know.

Speaker 5:
[157:24] That last video was horrible.

Speaker 3:
[157:27] I love him, but it's like watching a fucking lunch lady with a double mastectomy.

Speaker 1:
[157:35] He needs a shirt so badly.

Speaker 4:
[157:39] Drew, you'll appreciate this. One of my favorite left-handed guitar players, Lucas Rossi. I think he can actually play left and right-handed.

Speaker 1:
[157:47] The guy from Rockstar Supernova?

Speaker 3:
[157:49] Rockstar Supernova.

Speaker 4:
[157:50] Yep. And then another big one too. I wish he would have done it this past weekend, but Justin Bieber is a lefty too.

Speaker 1:
[157:56] He is?

Speaker 4:
[157:57] Apparently. I never fucking realized it.

Speaker 3:
[158:00] Yeah, Usher said that's the hand he would use.

Speaker 4:
[158:04] Maybe use the right one to play guitar with his left.

Speaker 1:
[158:07] Oh, I got the Hendrix on. That's your Henry's Choice, your favorite Henry song?

Speaker 4:
[158:31] This is so underplayed. And it's in my intro for number nine, so it's kind of my reason. I may have gotten a couple emails from a guy that said, will you fucking play if six was nine in your list at some point?

Speaker 2:
[158:42] Oh, you're that influenced, huh?

Speaker 4:
[158:43] Yeah, but I've already heard Purple Haze enough and Hey Joe, and I've never heard of those.

Speaker 3:
[158:49] When Christ Marries.

Speaker 2:
[158:50] All along the watchtower?

Speaker 4:
[158:51] Yeah, Red House, every now and then. All along the watchtower, Dave Matthews' version is better.

Speaker 3:
[158:55] Castle's made of sand.

Speaker 4:
[158:57] Castle's made of sand. Cross-Stone Traffic. But I just wanted to hear if 6 was 9.

Speaker 3:
[159:06] You gotta admit, for a dude who OD'd at 27.

Speaker 1:
[159:10] It's a lot of great stuff he left behind.

Speaker 3:
[159:11] It's so much good stuff.

Speaker 4:
[159:13] Wow. The restraint he has in this song.

Speaker 1:
[159:18] That is an argument very few people will take on. Is there a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix?

Speaker 3:
[159:22] Yep. And he didn't live very long and he's amazing.

Speaker 2:
[159:27] Van Halen.

Speaker 4:
[159:29] Eddie Van Halen. Clapton but not Clapton.

Speaker 1:
[159:32] I don't hear many people arguing it versus Jimi Hendrix, but Eddie Van Halen would be up there for sure.

Speaker 3:
[159:36] I've loved Clapton a couple of times and it is incredible. He's great for sure.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 3:
[160:21] Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1:
[160:22] You bet. Great show today.

Speaker 3:
[160:23] Thank you. I always loved being here, man.

Speaker 1:
[160:25] It was a lot of fun. You'll be back next week, too, right?

Speaker 3:
[160:28] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[160:30] Cool.

Speaker 2:
[160:30] Are you sure? I mean, he's plugged you a couple of times.

Speaker 3:
[160:33] I will triple check.

Speaker 2:
[160:34] Five days in a row.

Speaker 1:
[160:35] Maybe you should make the plug.

Speaker 3:
[160:37] Yes, I will make the call. I apologize. No, it's not that hard. Well, you were opening that restaurant that I went to. By the way, that food was awesome. Oh, great. That venue is killer.

Speaker 1:
[160:46] Cool.

Speaker 3:
[160:47] I loved it for real. My kid loved it, dude.

Speaker 1:
[160:49] Oh, excellent. I'm so glad everybody seems to be liking it so far. I mean, it's been all good news. It's been so cool. And people are going to see the bands, too.

Speaker 3:
[160:57] That's awesome. It's a great venue for it.

Speaker 1:
[160:58] It is. And there's construction around there right now. When that street is done with the park, it's going to be great.

Speaker 2:
[161:04] It's going to be all walkable, right? Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[161:06] No, really excited about that.

Speaker 2:
[161:08] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[161:08] In fact, this weekend, the bands Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, Wednesday night, local bands now, which is really exciting to about 100 people that know the local band. Yeah. But, I mean, local bands don't really have a place to play.

Speaker 2:
[161:19] Brings people in too.

Speaker 3:
[161:20] Yeah, it's got a great stage for it. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[161:23] It's working out great.

Speaker 3:
[161:24] That lounge upstairs was killer too.

Speaker 4:
[161:26] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[161:27] All right. Everybody have a great week and we'll see you.

Speaker 5:
[161:30] Dave's not here.