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Speaker 1:
[00:02] Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.

Speaker 2:
[00:13] Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Ts In A Pod with myself, Teddi Mellencamp and...

Speaker 3:
[00:19] Dolores Catania. These are some good stuff.

Speaker 2:
[00:22] I know, we're doing a headlines episode. I know.

Speaker 3:
[00:25] That's so cool. You know, I just read the first headline because, you know, I've been tied up this morning getting an endoscopy and I loved my anesthesia. It was amazing. And I didn't get a chance to read anything until just this second.

Speaker 2:
[00:39] Wow. So the first one is Ciara Miller is Glamour's cover girl.

Speaker 3:
[00:44] Do you see that?

Speaker 2:
[00:46] Yeah. I mean, she looks so stunning. And then on the cover, it says Ciara Miller versus The Mess.

Speaker 3:
[00:55] Wait, can you explain to me? I keep hearing Carl's a mess, Carl's a mess. What's that all about? Because I didn't quite get to that. I'm so.

Speaker 2:
[01:04] And I may not actually have this accurate. So this may be a lie, but this is what I've gotten. So David Spade was walking down the streets of New York and paparazzi was trace chasing him and like trying to talk to him about something, anything like, like, do you have anything? And he just said, Carl's a mess because he obviously got the wrong. But that might not be the reason why. But I saw that as well, so which made me laugh because I think he meant to say Kyle's a mess, but he said Carl's a mess.

Speaker 4:
[01:39] Oh, oh, I love it. That's so good.

Speaker 3:
[01:44] I hope that's it, because that's really good.

Speaker 2:
[01:46] Oh, shit. No, I was just told Kyle's the one that said it originally.

Speaker 3:
[01:50] Oh, okay.

Speaker 4:
[01:51] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[01:51] Okay. We love to hear when we're reporting the wrong information as per usual.

Speaker 5:
[01:58] I just made up why.

Speaker 3:
[02:01] Sometimes the wrong information is funnier, so I'll take it.

Speaker 2:
[02:04] It was funnier thinking David Spade got it wrong.

Speaker 3:
[02:07] I know you just started a rumor.

Speaker 5:
[02:10] This is what I do.

Speaker 2:
[02:11] But in the cover of Glamour, she tells Glamour that she and West had made a boundary to not sleep with people on Bravo.

Speaker 5:
[02:20] What?

Speaker 3:
[02:22] Well, she should have specified Bravo and the same house. Well, that's her fault. Sorry. Why?

Speaker 2:
[02:30] Just in case it was on Peacock?

Speaker 3:
[02:35] Yeah. What if it's on, you know, men? You didn't say... I've had men stand in front of me when they're outright getting caught so bad, and they're saying, I told you, because they'll answer the question, but they'll leave something out because you weren't specific. Yeah. It's like a word salad, whatever. Yeah, but Ciara, at what point did you not think that things that you promised each other and boundaries and promises were still going to work? At this point, Ciara, I have to shake you. I can't even blame them on this one.

Speaker 2:
[03:18] The fact that we trust him at all, the Amanda and Wes statement, they can't even say each other's names. Why is that? Don't you find that weird?

Speaker 3:
[03:29] I think they were ill-advised. I think that they probably should have got Edwin's PR people at that point. Because they certainly didn't get his PR people.

Speaker 2:
[03:42] Yeah, they certainly didn't get Edwin's.

Speaker 3:
[03:45] They should have called Edwin for his PR people because I don't know what company they hired to help him with that statement, but it was certainly not the ones this guy had.

Speaker 2:
[03:54] Well, clearly it wasn't, they didn't have that kind of money to be spinning around on joint statements. Well, they weren't going to get it from Kyle.

Speaker 3:
[04:04] No, because he's a mess. He's a mess too. I think he's doing okay.

Speaker 2:
[04:12] We also find out in other Summer House alumnus, Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner will be making their big screen debut with cameos in The Devil Wears Prada 2.

Speaker 4:
[04:21] Oh, I love that.

Speaker 3:
[04:23] And they're so perfect for that movie.

Speaker 2:
[04:25] I think they're so perfect. And I went back. I couldn't just stick with season four of Summer House. I went back and started with season one.

Speaker 4:
[04:35] You're obsessed.

Speaker 2:
[04:37] And I'm here to tell you, Carl was hot. OK, Carl was hot season one. OK, Carl was hot season one. There was these two twins where one twin was married to the other twin. I mean, they they never shut up these twins. Then there was some girl that was 32. There was a PR person. I the cast is hilarious to me.

Speaker 3:
[05:03] But what I wanted to say was you're you're like sick in your head over this.

Speaker 2:
[05:08] I'm sick. I need to know. Well, what I wanted to tell you is Kyle is very likable then. And Amanda, I watched Kyle and Amanda have sex on camera.

Speaker 5:
[05:20] Oh, you did?

Speaker 2:
[05:22] Yes. She he would drunk dial her all the time, even though he promised her he was going to stop doing it because he didn't want anything serious. And but she kept coming over, which I kept wondering why she was in Montauk, because that's where I guess it used to be in Montauk.

Speaker 3:
[05:38] OK.

Speaker 2:
[05:39] And he calls her over. He's drunk, calls over five times and he's like, I've got a cab waiting out in front of the house, the apartment for you.

Speaker 3:
[05:49] You know what? Oh, that's a turn on.

Speaker 2:
[05:51] She gets so she gets there and then they show her skinny dipping or like swimming in the pool. They're skinny dipping.

Speaker 3:
[05:57] And then she's a big skinny dipper. She skinny dipped in Italy, too.

Speaker 2:
[06:01] Yeah, she loves a skinny dip. But then they show them go into the room, pull the covers over her head and then we hear, no, you did not. Yes.

Speaker 3:
[06:14] What?

Speaker 2:
[06:15] Yes. When did people stop having sex on TV? Because that doesn't happen anymore.

Speaker 3:
[06:20] They just stop having sex. I hear more and more even young people just don't have sex.

Speaker 2:
[06:27] But either way, they were really into each other sexually. So if they're not having sex now, season one, they're still young. They were. But I see what happened. Right from the beginning, she wanted to be on that show because she was fine to come over as like the other girl that he was like booty calling at 3.30 in the morning, hammered. Yeah. She was on the first season, but she wasn't a housemate in the first season.

Speaker 3:
[06:59] She was just like a booty call for a season booty call.

Speaker 2:
[07:03] For a season booty call and like one day had to borrow clothes from another girl that lived in the house because she didn't have any to wear it and she only had her low cut outfit from the night before.

Speaker 3:
[07:14] So the walk of shame too.

Speaker 2:
[07:16] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[07:19] Okay. She got him.

Speaker 2:
[07:21] She got him.

Speaker 3:
[07:22] You got what you wanted.

Speaker 2:
[07:24] Do you think she really enjoyed it? So if they were, so that was what 11 years ago. And if they haven't had sex in five years, that means there's no way you could be what man or what couple.

Speaker 3:
[07:40] It's not sustainable. Like I get it, but it's not sustainable to never have sex. Like in a relationship, then you become roommates.

Speaker 2:
[07:52] Yeah. Which is what they became.

Speaker 3:
[07:54] Right.

Speaker 2:
[07:54] I wonder if they even stay in the same room, if they have a two bedroom.

Speaker 3:
[07:59] I don't know. My grandparents didn't sleep together for years. But like back in the day, back in the day, we slept in separate beds.

Speaker 2:
[08:06] But that was back when everybody stayed married. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[08:10] They stayed. Maybe there's something to be said about that.

Speaker 2:
[08:12] But that's when we'd like, I feel like we died young.

Speaker 3:
[08:15] We did. So you're saying having sex keeps you alive longer than people are going to be dying. No, I'm serious. There's been a shift. When I was in high school, my friends were bad. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[08:31] So was I. Well, this is one of my favorite quotes from one of the guys I was dating back. Remember when you used to ask people how many people they had sex with?

Speaker 3:
[08:47] It was always three. Whether it was 30, it was always three. Was your three in California, wherever you grew up?

Speaker 2:
[08:52] Yeah, so-

Speaker 3:
[08:52] In Patterson, it was three.

Speaker 2:
[08:54] Yeah, it was three. It was always three. But the guy I asked, he responded with, would you ask your dad the same question? I'm like, you're comparing yourself to an 80s rock star?

Speaker 3:
[09:05] Yeah, no. You should- Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:08] Like, put a condom on.

Speaker 3:
[09:10] Let's get back to, you actually asked somebody that?

Speaker 2:
[09:13] Yeah, it used to be a big thing. Well, you know what my other favorite thing to ask people is if they have Innie or Outie vaginas.

Speaker 3:
[09:20] What's an Innie or Outie?

Speaker 2:
[09:22] That means you have an Innie.

Speaker 3:
[09:25] Well, what's an Outie?

Speaker 2:
[09:27] Okay, so are you 100 percent closed clamshell?

Speaker 3:
[09:30] What's a closed clamshell?

Speaker 2:
[09:32] Your vagina.

Speaker 3:
[09:35] What do you mean? What's it supposed to? I'm confused.

Speaker 2:
[09:39] Okay. So when you look at your vagina like this, is it completely closed or is there any opening?

Speaker 3:
[09:45] Who would even look at it? In my age, whose is closed? For a long time. I've had some work, but for a long time, who's talking about closed? I haven't looked at probably ever.

Speaker 2:
[10:03] Well, my guess is you're an outing now and join the club. But there's a lot of people that are complete innies.

Speaker 3:
[10:10] Mortified. I want an innie. How do I get one?

Speaker 2:
[10:16] There's surgeries.

Speaker 5:
[10:17] You can get them. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:20] But did you like realize it's all the same guy that told me that? Would you ask your dad?

Speaker 3:
[10:27] I think I'm not going to look because I just can't stand myself. I wouldn't do a look. Next thing you know, I'll be like off for a hundred percent any. What do you mean out like it hangs out like I don't, I cut everything off so nothing's hanging.

Speaker 2:
[10:45] Oh, well, you then you cut it off. You don't count. You've already had the surgery. But before you were an out like Molly before.

Speaker 4:
[10:56] Oh, good for her.

Speaker 5:
[10:58] Nobody wants it out.

Speaker 2:
[10:59] That's why this is a common question for me. One day I was at the Soho house and I was with five girls and before I was like thinking about getting a surgery and I made everybody show me their vaginas to see if mine was the most out.

Speaker 3:
[11:13] How'd they show you?

Speaker 2:
[11:14] We went one by one into the bathroom.

Speaker 5:
[11:18] So they just showed them to me.

Speaker 3:
[11:23] I'm going to save you from showing you mine.

Speaker 5:
[11:27] But I was hoping you could do it on the pod.

Speaker 2:
[11:33] Listen. If Amanda's willing to have sex, you could show a little lip.

Speaker 3:
[11:38] That's like prehistoric times at this time because I haven't seen Amanda up past 8 o'clock in years until last season when she got a little pep in her step.

Speaker 2:
[11:46] Yeah. When we know why.

Speaker 3:
[11:48] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[11:50] And then we had Watch What Happens Live last night with Jesse Solomon was on. I was so happy he was on with Kristin Cavallari because you know that that's got to be his type.

Speaker 3:
[12:01] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[12:01] Clearly. So he's going to give more than I think he normally would have given because he wanted to show off for her.

Speaker 3:
[12:07] Oh, he was smiling. He was sitting up straight. Yeah, he was he was like going to town on his buddy, West.

Speaker 2:
[12:18] Yeah, he's like, I mean, I haven't even really talked to West. But I mean, Amanda apologized to me after lying for two hours.

Speaker 3:
[12:25] Yeah. And you know, and this and then there was this and then there was that. Yeah, he was showing. He was being a show off.

Speaker 2:
[12:32] He was going for it. And you know what?

Speaker 3:
[12:34] Show me your wallet.

Speaker 5:
[12:36] Show me your wallet. Send me a signed CD.

Speaker 3:
[12:40] Dogging your friends, not being a bro isn't going to turn me on.

Speaker 2:
[12:45] This is even. But do you think now? Let's start another rumor.

Speaker 5:
[12:49] Let's see.

Speaker 2:
[12:50] Did Kristen Cavallari fall for it? Kristen Cavallari always talks about her sexcapades. So I hope.

Speaker 3:
[12:56] Really?

Speaker 2:
[12:56] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[12:56] So she put her in Summer House.

Speaker 3:
[12:58] I'd be interested to see.

Speaker 2:
[13:00] People Magazine reports that Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is resuming production without Taylor, Frankie, Paul and Dakota. And then Taylor, Frankie, Paul comments, this is like, that's not the call I got. And I'm like, oh, you don't know how you get fired in this. I was just going to say, you just never hear from them again.

Speaker 3:
[13:19] Getting fired. That's how you don't get it. You don't get a call saying thanks for your time. It's been great. You get a little ring and a little trophy. Everybody has a party for you, like a retirement party. You don't get that here, Taylor.

Speaker 2:
[13:35] Yeah. I mean, I got mine on. I thought I was being punked by the Daily Mail. I was like, I am not getting fired.

Speaker 1:
[13:48] I was like, I already have a laugh.

Speaker 3:
[13:52] One day, that's my life. Everybody's got an expiration date on here.

Speaker 2:
[13:58] I already had my preseason meeting.

Speaker 4:
[14:00] I was just whatever.

Speaker 2:
[14:03] I called my agent laughing. I'm like, Daily Mail said I'm fired. And they were like, we wanted to wait through the weekend to call you.

Speaker 4:
[14:12] Tell her, tell her you're fired, call Darryl.

Speaker 2:
[14:19] Just tell, like, why can't they just tell you you're fired?

Speaker 4:
[14:22] It would be nice.

Speaker 3:
[14:23] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[14:24] Or a text. You're fired.

Speaker 4:
[14:26] That's something. But no, not the Daily Mail putting it out and that's how we find out.

Speaker 3:
[14:35] Or you know, it's like that perfunctory phone call. It comes out on the Daily Mail and all of a sudden your phone rings. We just wanted to let you know.

Speaker 2:
[14:43] And I want to be like, good thing it's not now because I never would have found out because you have to pay for the Daily Mail now.

Speaker 3:
[14:52] Maybe ignorance is bliss.

Speaker 5:
[14:54] I would have just shown up first day of filming with brand new extensions.

Speaker 3:
[15:01] You spent more than you made on your extensions and your outfit for the first day of filming.

Speaker 5:
[15:07] We fired you three weeks ago.

Speaker 3:
[15:09] It's like when you're not involved anymore, when you go to jail, nobody wants to know you.

Speaker 4:
[15:13] The next day, you're obsolete.

Speaker 2:
[15:16] Oh my gosh. There is a show that I was watching last night and it had Danielle in it. Danielle Staub.

Speaker 3:
[15:23] Staub?

Speaker 2:
[15:24] Yes. When she had her original name.

Speaker 3:
[15:28] Oh, I call it to her. I call it to her to set her off sometimes. What is it again?

Speaker 2:
[15:33] Her name is Beverly Ann Merrill and she-

Speaker 3:
[15:36] Don't call it Beverly, it's a trigger.

Speaker 2:
[15:38] Oh, it is? I think she could take me.

Speaker 3:
[15:41] What do you mean take you?

Speaker 2:
[15:42] Like we're going to fight.

Speaker 3:
[15:45] She's very wiry. She pulled Margaret's hair. Margaret went down. She is that long straight. She's always worked out. She eats super clean. Danielle knows her micros and her macros and she knows her stuff. She takes care of herself still. Actually, she texted me and congratulations on getting back on the show. She sent me a beautiful picture of her grandson and I responded because I like to not have problems with people.

Speaker 2:
[16:16] Well, now I have another question for you because in this documentary, they said that in the scene where Teresa flips the table, when Danielle brings the book out.

Speaker 3:
[16:28] What documentary are you watching?

Speaker 2:
[16:30] My God, this is so good. There was so many. I watched the one on the Power Rangers beforehand. This is what Insomnia and Cancer does to you.

Speaker 3:
[16:37] OK.

Speaker 2:
[16:39] I watched the one on the Power Rangers, on child actors. Like I've got issues. I have issues we need to get through.

Speaker 3:
[16:47] Maybe you should watch happier things.

Speaker 2:
[16:50] I know, but then it just reminds me how unhappy I am.

Speaker 3:
[16:54] Well, OK.

Speaker 2:
[16:56] But this is what they said about this in the documentary. They said when the reason Teresa flipped the table is because a producer went under the table to give Danielle the book that her ex wrote.

Speaker 3:
[17:13] Was the lovely Carlos King?

Speaker 2:
[17:16] Oh, it is Carlos. So it was Carlos King that went under the table with the book. Do you remember this?

Speaker 3:
[17:23] No, I remember that I wasn't there. Oh, I was not there. So that was the season I decided not to be there.

Speaker 4:
[17:32] First season? Anyway, I don't want to talk like that. I was on.

Speaker 3:
[17:38] They called me and I told them no.

Speaker 2:
[17:42] Well, that was the first season. I wanted to spend time with my family and kids.

Speaker 3:
[17:48] So I said no. It was more like, I knew I was going to be the sacrificial lamb because I was the single girl on the show. My father's like, who the f*** are these people in your house? Get them the f*** out of here. I don't even trust them. You want people to know where you live?

Speaker 2:
[18:02] Yeah, so that's pretty much all of the reports. Now we're going to go to some fan questions. This first one is saying the fans names is my favorite part because never once got one right. Sweeney Call asked Dolores, do you feel you've been cut down from Rory because they're bringing Jersey back?

Speaker 3:
[18:31] No. I was actually just sent there because I was truly friends with Liz, and they kind of just wanted me to be a cameo here and there. I wanted to be involved more. There's no reason I couldn't have been.

Speaker 2:
[18:46] Yeah. No reason.

Speaker 3:
[18:47] I feel like I could be on both. Don't you guys? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[18:51] I feel like you could be on both. I feel like you're the voice of reason, but also nobody's going to walk all over you.

Speaker 3:
[18:57] I wanted to be a part of that cheating scandal. I could talk on that all day. I was like, let me in. I sat on the bench. I felt bad. I really felt bad that I was excluded from so much, and I won't be at the reunion either.

Speaker 2:
[19:16] Oh my gosh. You're like, what's her name from Beverly Hills? What's the girl's name that's not at the reunion?

Speaker 3:
[19:23] Natalie.

Speaker 2:
[19:24] Natalie.

Speaker 3:
[19:25] Diana.

Speaker 2:
[19:27] Oh, Diana didn't come to the reunion either, but I was talking about Natalie, the friend up that's not going to be at the end of the couches.

Speaker 3:
[19:34] Yeah, so, I mean, I don't think I haven't been asked to be at the reunion. I guess I'll get a call from the Daily Mail letting me know I'm not invited. But that's okay. No hard feelings.

Speaker 2:
[19:47] No hard feelings.

Speaker 3:
[19:48] They bring me back. I'd like to be a part of them. I became very close with the girls, and they included me in everything. I just want to make that clear. The girls were very inclusive to me.

Speaker 2:
[19:58] And we love them. This next one is Teddi. Did you know about something called PhotoFinder? AI Skin Mold Mapping Service? Oh. Sounds cool. I am not an AI girl at all. Like, so I have no idea. But any way that you can get checked, get checked. But I also, I personally would go to a doctor.

Speaker 3:
[20:19] Correct. Correct. But I think that's, you know.

Speaker 2:
[20:23] Cause like I had pre-nuvo scan and nothing came back.

Speaker 3:
[20:27] Really?

Speaker 5:
[20:28] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[20:28] Good to know.

Speaker 5:
[20:29] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[20:30] So you never know. So yeah. MS Jo at West asked Dolores, how do you really feel about Marge not returning?

Speaker 3:
[20:44] I feel, really feel, of course, we're going to miss her. She was a good housewife. She sent a funeral arrangement in the middle of a thing. Like Marge did her job. But I also feel like sometimes when it becomes toxic to a certain person, which it did to her, she felt like I think that I feel like it's, it was better for her not to be on the show moving forward.

Speaker 2:
[21:07] So what you're saying is you think she got the phone call and made the choice?

Speaker 3:
[21:13] I don't know. That I don't know. That's her personal business. What she said was it was her decision before any phone calls were made.

Speaker 2:
[21:22] Well, I know I got in trouble for saying it was my day was their decision. They like it when you say it's just not the right timing or I need to spend more time with so-and-so. I went rogue. I was the first one to go rogue.

Speaker 3:
[21:36] I actually remember that. I remember you and I spoke during that time. I got a call from a friend of yours saying she's really upset. I said, well, if she'll take my call, I'd love to speak to her.

Speaker 2:
[21:48] I know you did call me. You were so nice.

Speaker 3:
[21:51] I thank you for trusting me enough to take my call. Because you're like, you know what? I'm not taking too many calls here.

Speaker 5:
[22:01] I don't trust people. My trust issues are coming up.

Speaker 3:
[22:05] You said I've trusted. I don't really feel like talking to anybody, but I'll listen to you for five minutes.

Speaker 2:
[22:14] Then the next one's for me, Health Update, Teddi, Any Recent Scans. I haven't had any recent scans. I think I'll probably have one the next couple of weeks. I have been a little bit back to not feeling my best, and I don't know if it's because of this weird stomach ache thing. I called my doctor. I called my doctor last, I text him, because if I were to call and leave a message at the center, it would probably take months. I just send him a text. That's so nice. I'm like, I have this big stomach ache and blah, blah, blah. He's like, well, are you on this? I'm like, I don't know, am I?

Speaker 5:
[22:55] Yeah, like, bitch.

Speaker 2:
[22:58] Shouldn't you be the one to know? Yeah. But yeah, no, so I mean, I'm fine. I have, I'm not as active as I was, which is a bummer, because like a month ago, I was walking every day at least, and now that's not happening. But yeah, who knows? But I guess that's all we're asking. That's all that, that's all that we have.

Speaker 3:
[23:21] I love this. This was a nice little fun little thing.

Speaker 2:
[23:26] Yeah, you just like get to, you get to bring in your little, like any little thoughts that you have, any.

Speaker 3:
[23:32] So cute.

Speaker 2:
[23:33] I know. I know. It's good. It's fun. Headlines is fun.

Speaker 5:
[23:37] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[23:39] But you guys will read, Dolores is helping me out all week because Tam is out of town.

Speaker 5:
[23:44] We, we don't know where.

Speaker 4:
[23:47] But we don't wish we were where she is either.

Speaker 2:
[23:51] We're actually happy to be.

Speaker 3:
[23:52] No vacation, though y'all might think it is, but I promise you, she is not on a vacation.

Speaker 2:
[24:01] She is on not a vacation, no matter what country you're in, no matter what you're doing.

Speaker 3:
[24:06] No matter how good it looks, no matter how glamorous it is, it's no vacation. Would you look at the size of my arms?

Speaker 2:
[24:14] Oh, my God. I honestly, why do you think I wear long sleeve shirts? But thanks guys for tuning in to another episode of Two Ts In A Pod. We'll be back later this week because we've got The Valley coming up. We've got Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I mean, we are the gift that keeps on giving, I think.

Speaker 3:
[24:31] Yes, I think so. I enjoy it so much. So thank you and thanks for everybody reaching out to me. I really appreciate all your opinions and your criticism and no, I do because I learned from it. I like constructive criticism and I like you all telling me you enjoy us.

Speaker 2:
[24:51] Yeah, I do too. Thanks, guys.

Speaker 3:
[24:54] Thanks.