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Speaker 1:
[00:22] Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens! This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye, enjoy the show.

Speaker 2:
[00:39] So now it's New York, and it's Monday, and Dara and KJ are walking with Dara's dog, which is nice. And then Wednesday, Sabrina and Ben are squishing his, she's squishing his cheeks together, and they're filming it for some reason, because this is what they do. When you're a model, every moment must be captured. And then finally on Thursday, we have Ciara and she's sitting on a stoop, and Mia and her brother, Nick, go and meet up with her.

Speaker 1:
[01:06] Yeah, so they all meet up because they are going to see a psychic, a medium specifically. And Mia loves her brother, and he's her everything, and they live like four blocks from each other, and they're really cute. So they go to this medium, and Mia tells us about her mom passing from pneumonia, but she had an autoimmune disease that affected her lungs and her heart, and she never got to say a proper goodbye, so she wants closure. So they go see this lady, Tiffany. He's like, okay, so before we begin, I just want you to know I'm a spirit medium, and that means like I'm basically one of the less expensive mediums, but my seats are smaller, and you don't get snacks, and then you pay for your luggage as an add-on.

Speaker 2:
[01:54] I communicate with people that have passed, and past loved ones, friends and family. Pets come through too, and I once had an old Dorito bag come through me. Yeah, really anything that's been long gone.

Speaker 1:
[02:06] You think it's hard to talk to an alive dog? Try to talk to a dead dog. I mean, that's a challenge.

Speaker 2:
[02:11] Hold on, I'm getting something. There's a dog that says, woof, do you know of any dogs? Well, Dara has a dog, must be her dog. Is the dog dead? It's alive. Okay, well, sometimes alive dogs just call me up in the brain and just tell me woof. So that's a free one for you.

Speaker 1:
[02:30] I have no control of who comes through or for how long. Fred Astaire, he's come through. You just never know. I'm Caesar, he came, little Caesar, the pizza one, pizza guy.

Speaker 2:
[02:41] Wait a second.

Speaker 1:
[02:41] I didn't even know he was dead. Heart attack, too much pizza.

Speaker 2:
[02:45] Did I say Caesar? I meant Sid Caesar, very funny man. He says, hey yo. Oh, sorry, that was Ed McMahon. That's really difficult. A lot of these celebrities.

Speaker 1:
[02:55] I just ask that you keep an open mind because I'll probably be wrong a lot, but who knows, who knows? If I'm wrong, we'll just say it's another dead person that happens to be in the neighborhood. Okay. So she says, okay. So I'm getting a really strong female energy coming through anybody, any female, any female takers. Okay. She's saying, hi, I'm here. I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Okay. Anybody who knows, really annoying females who are constantly waving their arms saying, I'm here. Anybody. Anybody.

Speaker 2:
[03:23] Did, was anyone planning to meet a ghost for dinner and they arrived early? The ghost arrived early. They are at the restaurant. She's saying, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. Did any of you guys have plans with the ghosts? Okay.

Speaker 1:
[03:36] Okay. Whoever she is, she's sitting right in the middle of you guys. Okay. But there's no space between them. They're sitting like touching each other. And I was like, well, is she on their lap? Like make some room.

Speaker 2:
[03:46] Okay. This lady says, move over, please. Excuse me. Please move over. It's called personal space. I don't know. Does this sound familiar to you guys?

Speaker 1:
[03:55] Okay. I'm going to really go out on a limb here. She's calling, she's saying, baby boy. Okay. Baby boy, you've been on my mind. Fancy.

Speaker 2:
[04:05] Okay. Now she just said, in a New York minute, woo woo.

Speaker 1:
[04:10] Wow. The Don Henley is really sticking. Okay. She's acknowledging a necklace. Anybody have a necklace? Okay. It has an emblem on it and something like that. Okay. Do you understand necklace? Lady with the necklace who's sitting on your lap.

Speaker 2:
[04:24] Okay. I'm seeing a card and it has little holes in it. It's a subway punch card. Does anyone have a subway punch card loyalty program? She says, don't forget, you need to punch the 10th one for the free sandwich. So that was a nice tip from whoever was coming through there.

Speaker 1:
[04:43] There is a ghost sitting on your lap making out with you while Ciara is right next to you. So wait a minute. Just ghost trying to get on your show. Sorry. Yeah. Anybody get it? Necklace, middle. And he's like, that's her grandmother. She goes, oh, okay. Your grandma. Finally. Good. We got something. Also she's there with another female. I have two. There's two. Did you have two grandmas, two females? How many necklaces did you have in your family? A lot of necklaces.

Speaker 2:
[05:11] Okay. She just says, okay, you may not have heard this from any other psychic, but let me be the first medium to tell you that, that she says, you need to know that I'm okay. Which by the way, this is what every single psychic starts their session with. It makes people cry immediately. Like, okay, I am hearing, okay, I've just heard from President Polk and he says, he's okay. He's okay.

Speaker 1:
[05:36] President Polk.

Speaker 2:
[05:37] He's okay.

Speaker 1:
[05:38] You know, if you really want me to believe this, I need to hear like, it's President Polk. He just wanted to say, I've always hated that last fucking name. And if you don't like your name, you should change it because you only live once.

Speaker 2:
[05:52] Angela Lansbury says, she's okay. She's okay. She's just been cast in the Heavens version of Sweeney Todd again. She's revamping her old role and she's okay.

Speaker 1:
[06:05] Angela Lansbury just came through and said, my neighbor did it. Okay. Well, good. Good job. Give me something specific. I don't want, I'm okay. If my relative comes through, I want them to be like, this is where I hid the money. Or, I don't know, that guy has an STD or something. Give me something I can use, not just I'm okay. Who asked you? But that wasn't my question. Where's the inheritance? You know, what is your word code for the crypto wallet? I need something here.

Speaker 2:
[06:39] Okay, I'm getting something else. This woman says, I'm okay. Everything is okay. I'm just gonna go to Whole Foods. Holy shit, where'd my body go? Oh my God, I'm dead. Oh my God, oh my God, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. I didn't realize. Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Does that sound familiar to you?

Speaker 1:
[06:54] I'm not okay, I'm not okay.

Speaker 2:
[06:55] Get me out of here.

Speaker 1:
[06:57] This one, it would be nice if a dead person was like, get me out of this house. I'm stuck in this house, please. Get some sage or something for Christ's sake. How many times do I have to switch the lights on and off before you fucking sage me out of here? God.

Speaker 2:
[07:12] Sage, I never said I like sage.

Speaker 1:
[07:14] Okay, but this is where I turned from thinking this psychic was totally full of shit to then where I was like, oh my God, she's real and I love her. So she says, okay, now she's saying, I want you to know that I can breathe okay. And so then Mia just starts crying because her mom had a disease where she couldn't breathe and she was always having a hard time breathing. And then she went into respiratory attacks. So then I was like, oh my God, this is a real one. Oh shit. And she goes, okay, and she's calling you her beautiful girl and she says she's proud of you. And she says, I don't know why you took a picture of my hands. And she goes, oh my God, I did take a picture of her hands because crazy. And then I started crying. I'm such a sucker. I know it actually was a really good scene. The whole first half of the scene, I was like, oh, whatever, dead people say something better, dead person. And I was like, oh my God, it was really the mom. And I was sitting here dissing the mom and she was really coming through.

Speaker 2:
[08:09] Yeah, the hands, that was really crazy. And I also was very moved by the scene, mainly because whether or not I believed it, I was like, this is, Mia is someone who is like going through it. And like, I feel like Mia is very young to have lost both of her parents. And I just was like, I knew that she needed this, you know? And I just, it was very emotional and...

Speaker 1:
[08:30] I totally believed it. And she did take a picture of her hands and wow, this is real. So like, I want to go see her. And so Mia was saying, do I think I'm on the right track in my life? And am I doing what I'm supposed to be doing? And the mom says, I want you to have a little bit more confidence in yourself. And I know you've been feeling stagnant and never trust a chef. And I was like, oh my God. Wow. She's here.

Speaker 2:
[08:59] Wow. She's very specific. So now we go to like a dog adoption thing.

Speaker 1:
[09:07] Oh, and the mom also tells her she's gonna have a baby girl. I'm so sorry. The mom also says, don't worry, you're gonna have a baby girl. Yeah. Okay, so go ahead.

Speaker 2:
[09:15] So West shows up at this, every last one for fostering and adopting animals, which is how West got on this show. And so there's, you know, he's basically saying that he wants to have a dog, but he can't, he doesn't have enough space. So he's gonna help out. That's what he's gonna do. And so Amanda and Kyle show up, and Amanda and West share a very long hug, which I'm sure all the detectives were eyeing and reviewing. And they all are gonna do this.

Speaker 1:
[09:44] And this line, I mean, look at this line. Kyle goes, all right, you know what I was just saying? We're not getting a third today, okay? We're not getting a third. I was like, ooh, don't worry, you weren't included.

Speaker 2:
[09:55] I was about to say.

Speaker 1:
[09:56] They were never planning on having a third, Kyle.

Speaker 2:
[09:59] Three's company, okay? So they're volunteering and everything, and Kyle goes to get a drink, leaving just West and Amanda alone. And so she's like, how's your week been? He's like, fine. Have you had time to reflect? LOL, it's a fun concept with West. It's like, nobody had plenty of time to deflect.

Speaker 1:
[10:23] Sounds close. It's close. It's like, I had the scarries. I mean, that's what you're asking. I mean, pretty horribly. It's been pretty bad for me. Well, what upset me most is that you've been such a good friend of me all summer. Like, it bothers me when you see Kyle disrespect me, and then, you know, you've been so supportive. And then to watch you disrespect Ciara in that way, it just like puts a weird dynamic in place. You know what I mean? Like, it's really hard for us to have a relationship when you're still upsetting Ciara and making her think that you're in a relationship with her. Who are you in a relationship with? Me or Ciara, buddy? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. Now, West came out in an interview this week. We talked about it on Crappy Hour, but just for anyone who wasn't listening. And by the way, the interview was his own podcast, we found out. I was like, who's that girl? He's doing an interview. Yeah, he has his own podcast. I didn't even know, did you?

Speaker 2:
[11:25] I must have missed it.

Speaker 1:
[11:27] This was some blonde girl, they call her Magga Barbie. So if that tells you anything. And he's finally opening up, not looking at the camera, just like he never looks in anyone's face, he just like looks at the floor and whines. And he did that a lot in this interview and was saying, I just want everyone to know the timeline, like it did not overlap, things didn't really get serious till February and that's when we told everybody. Which again leads to the question, like if it didn't get serious until February, then it was still going on before February.

Speaker 2:
[11:57] It was a casual.

Speaker 1:
[11:58] It was serious, so yeah.

Speaker 2:
[12:00] Like what caused it? Like how did it happen? How did it start? What was the spark?

Speaker 1:
[12:05] He's not telling.

Speaker 2:
[12:06] Was it this dog adoption ceremony?

Speaker 1:
[12:09] I don't know, but he's insisting that it was not happening during this time. I still don't believe you. I think it was happening during this time.

Speaker 2:
[12:17] But well, Amanda is, I don't know. I know people are like, Ben, you're being so naïve. Of course, they were fucking during this time, but I don't know. Like, I'm not picking up on that. To me, what I'm seeing are like the initial foundations, because I feel like Amanda and West haven't had like a huge amount of interaction. I feel like they've mainly been in group scenes. And then like when he consoled her, that was the first time we saw them having like a moment. And then, I don't know, I feel like what I am seeing is like them having more personal conversations, it's starting to build. But I don't know, I am frequently wrong, because I guess I am naive.

Speaker 1:
[13:01] Well, cheating doesn't necessarily only mean fucking either, you know? So who knows what was going on? But yeah, I think they were already together in this. But who knows? There's no way to know who's right or wrong, you know? So who knows? So she's like, yeah, you know, he says, well, I've been trying to protect every, and another piece of evidence is she doesn't show up the next weekend. She's like, oh god, here we go with another West and Ciara weekend, I'm just staying home. So to me, that was another piece of evidence that she's like, fuck this, you just fucking break up with her properly so we can just have our relationship.

Speaker 2:
[13:36] Yeah, or maybe she was developing feelings and was like, I can't go back out there because I can't. But West is saying that like, I still think that regardless of everything, Amanda brings up a good point, which is like you went out of your way to clock Kyle for being disrespectful to me, but then you're being disrespectful to Ciara. So that's like weird. He's like, no, I mean, that's why I'm trying to like fucking protect everything for the last month. Like I'm just trying to protect. You're not trying to protect anything. You are not. You just had that girl sit on your lap. There's nothing about that that says you're trying to protect anything. That all that said was these were your true intentions for the entire time and everything else is fakeery. So, there's some dog stuff.

Speaker 1:
[14:16] This is kind of his real, he can be a little more real around Amanda because he says, yeah, like, I mean, I'm not a fucking idiot, Amanda. Like I understand why I was disrespectful and hurtful, but like at the same time, like what did I jeopardize? Like, was it friendship? Was it rekindling? Was it just her tolerating me for eight weeks during the summer? Which is basically him saying like, she doesn't even like me. So like, what are we supposed to be back together? It's like, why am I supposed to feel bad when she doesn't even like me? It's what it sounds like he's saying to me.

Speaker 2:
[14:49] If you know that she doesn't even like you, then why are you trying to like earn sympathy points from us by being like, I've been trying so hard not to upset her.

Speaker 1:
[14:55] Yeah, because of the audience.

Speaker 2:
[14:57] Why are you, so why, if you know that she doesn't like you and all this stuff, like you're sitting here doing this like puppy dog thing, like maybe she'll like me, maybe she'll like me. But then you're sitting here acting like, well, she doesn't even like me. So like, why the fuck do I have to like, be so upset about this? It's like, so you know the answer. And so now you've exposed your fakery about all this.

Speaker 1:
[15:16] Yeah, exactly. So she's like, well, there's a lot of moving pieces and a lot of layers. And like, I get what you're saying, but like if you hated each other, like go ahead, do what you want. But you know, like you rumor has it, you're getting super flirty when you go out at night. And she like gives him that wide-eyed look, like you fuck her. And he's like, well, I mean, that's true. I guess now our friendship's. So do you have any advice? I mean, what should I just stay in my room forever? She's like, just don't go silent. Take accountability, apologize. No ifs, ands or buts. Apologize to me for making out in front of that, in front of me with that girl.

Speaker 2:
[15:55] Truly. So now it's Friday, August 22nd.

Speaker 1:
[15:58] I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if they were together during this time, yikes, this makes it 500 times as bad. I mean, it makes it 500 times worse.

Speaker 2:
[16:06] That makes it terrible.

Speaker 1:
[16:07] Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[16:08] Yeah. That's, that's be really, really terrible. So now it's August 22nd, three days before your birthday. And yeah, everyone's driving out to the Hamptons. And this time, Scott, who is me, his boyfriend, he is joining for a night. So they're like, welcome to the Hamptons, Scott. Yeah. And there was like Scott's first big weekend and my first one last weekend. So I've kind of been around the block. And then Scott's like, yeah, cool. Great.

Speaker 1:
[16:35] Because yeah, this is going to be fun because I'm like a guy's guy. They're like, ew, all the girls go, ew. He's like, well, I'm a girl's guy as well, guys. Not gross. He goes, yeah, I just want to throw the pigskin around and have some cocktails. What pigskin? That's a football, guys. It's a football.

Speaker 2:
[16:54] Okay. Oh, whatever. And the other car is West and Jesse and Ben and KJ and Carl. The brothers, the brothers are back together. And Jesse is like, he's like, guys, I have a bit of a boo-boo last weekend, right, West? What? Right, Westifer? He's like, oh, fuck. Oh, man. There's only like two things you can control now. Like, it's like your own actions are, it's not West who says this. I think it was KJ who says the only two things you can control right now are your attitude and your effort. So regardless of the fuck up.

Speaker 1:
[17:28] No, that is West who's saying that. He's saying, yeah, you can only control your attitude and your effort. And we're like, regardless of the fuck up, we're going to have fun. Amanda told me to apologize again today. And KJ is like, I mean, you can only apologize so much. Jesus. You have to apologize. I'm going to apologize again. Every episode is West apologizing.

Speaker 2:
[17:50] Yeah. So KJ goes, just let your actions speak louder than your words. I'm like, that's the problem, actually. And by the way, inherently everything speaks louder than his words because he's just sitting there doing mumblecore in his bed. So Jesse is like, what do you mean? Like get her sandwiches and shit or just like not make out with any girls in front of her? Yes. That's actually exactly the answer.

Speaker 1:
[18:15] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[18:16] That's it. That's the key.

Speaker 1:
[18:17] So Ciara is talking about more. She's like, how are we going to work out the mornings? Mia usually comes to get to my bed. So how are we going to deal with that? And he was like, well, Scott's only here for a night because he does have to go back to the city. He's like, yeah, I got to do some work tomorrow. I'm going back to Miami. You know, it's been great. I'm looking forward to going back to Miami though. I mean, Mia is not too excited about it, but I am. I don't like you, Scott. I have to say it. I don't like Scott. I don't like Scott for Mia. I think Mia can do way better and I hope she dumps him. I find someone who's not like, can't wait to go back to Miami.

Speaker 2:
[18:55] Yeah, no, she does. This is not gonna last and she needs someone, like she's already declared what she wants out of a partner and this guy is not gonna be able to give it to her. He may be very nice or they may have a nice rapport, but like he's jet setting around the country. He's a restaurateur. It's just, it doesn't work.

Speaker 1:
[19:09] Sorry.

Speaker 2:
[19:11] So yeah, he's only gonna stay for one night. And then Dara's like, by the way, everyone, as someone who's experienced in living in the Summer House, I would like to announce our good friend, KJ did ask me to be his girlfriend. Like really? It's like, when did that happen? This past Sunday. Yeah. Like, so you guys are exclusive? Yes, we are exclusive. I am exclusively only bully flirting him. So you can send all gifts to this address. I've registered at Macy's. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[19:45] Mia says, bitch, I have a clarifying question. Put your hands on the wheel. Ciara's like, please don't raise your hands in the car. Do you think you're moving too fast? And she says, well, I mean, at this point, we're like, I mean, we kind of know what we want. So I think it feels right to full send it. Full send, send it, Saturday's are for the boys. Also, I don't think that they're moving too fast. I mean, I can understand. I don't think saying boyfriend and girlfriend is moving too fast because they're already sleeping together every day and like at each other's houses every day. I mean, if you're getting married or having a baby or something, that's too fast, but boyfriend and girlfriend is just a word. It's okay.

Speaker 2:
[20:22] They do seem quite functional. Like they are all up in each other, you know, and they are spending a lot of time together, but not in a love-bomby codependent way like Jesse and Lexi. They just really, really like each other, but then they spend time with other people as well. Like they don't, they like talk to other people and it's not all some weird fantasy that they're building. So it does feel really good. It does feel really fast too. It maybe doesn't feel as fast for us because this is playing out over many, many weeks for us, but I think it's really only like three weeks old. So that's pretty quick. I would have to say, I think like six or seven weeks is around when you maybe start having that conversation. But you know what? Everyone works in a different way and a different speed. So God bless. And they're still together, by the way.

Speaker 1:
[21:08] I would say you like him, he likes you, nail it down, the end, boom, we're done, you know? And then because if you don't like each other in two weeks, you're like, oh my God, we moved too fast. Then that's it. You just break up. Who cares?

Speaker 2:
[21:21] Yeah, exactly. Move fast. So the other car arrives and they start, they all pile out, they all tumble out of the car, but then they forget about Ben and they all close the door. And Ben's like, excuse me, hello, I'm still in here.

Speaker 1:
[21:36] I'm sorry, they were speaking on behalf of the audience. I'm sorry, Ben. So Katie's like, wow, first weekend, I brought my skateboard for the first time ever. Wow, have fun. Following Carl down the street in the morning, like what do you want from us? So then everyone goes inside and Carl's on the phone outside and Wes is like, damn, he's soaking up the sun, like no Sheryl Crow.

Speaker 2:
[22:02] I was surprised he even knew who Sheryl Crow was. I was like, oh wow, she made it onto your radar. So Kyle's on the phone. He's like, all right, well, hang in there. You'll be missed by someone. Might be not me, but someone will miss you. And it turns out that Amanda will not be coming to the house this weekend. And so they're like, whoa. And they're all sort of settling in. It's like a lot of guys, like a lot of guys piling into this house.

Speaker 1:
[22:29] Yeah. And so it's a dude weekend and he calls Amanda and she's like, yeah. And then West jokes about adopting a dog last night. And they're like, oh my God, dude. That poor dog, that poor dog. Y'all, so this weekend is for the boys. Am I right? Like what if it was just all boys?

Speaker 2:
[22:53] Oh, all boys. And then Ciara's like, where's Amanda? Cause there's only three girls here right now. And kind of like, oh, she bailed. I don't really have a good answer. She just kind of was on the struggle bus, you know? So Ciara was like, hmm, okay. Well, that's unfortunate. So then she goes up to Cajun and is like, well, I heard you got a girlfriend by the way. And like, so you've got a girlfriend and you've got a girlfriend, like hello. And Cajun is like, is that the girlfriend dance? He's like, no, well, how do you feel? So she basically is like, you got to tell me about this. Why did you not tell me about you and Dara being exclusive, right? He's like, I was waiting to see you face to face. I'm never too busy for tea. Let's go. So it's really sweet because basically Ciara and Mia pull them to the side and are like, okay, tell us everything. They're like his sisters.

Speaker 1:
[23:42] And Ciara's like, look, I mean, I think it is a little fast. I want you to brace yourself and, you know, walk cautiously. He's like, yeah, but like, that's the thing though. Like, everyone has like, okay. She says, but yeah, I've done multiple share houses. And obviously mine were not great experiences, but no one's going anywhere. So you don't need to rush the process, okay? Because you will have to see this person when you break up and they will try and make you look stupid on TV. So, and Mia is like, yeah, you know, you just don't propose too soon, you know? And also you're younger than her. So just to make sure you know what you want, okay? Because she's an old lady trying to pin you down. It's like, how many years are they apart? They don't seem that many years apart to me. I don't know, everyone looks like a child to me on this show. So I'm like, ah, close enough. You're both still young.

Speaker 2:
[24:38] Is KJ like 24? He seems really young, but I don't know how old he is. KJ and Dara are like the two kids. And I think it's cute that Ciara and Mia sort of swoop in and are like, okay, your big sisters are here and we just want to let you know, slow down, slow down a little bit. So then in the meantime, all the guys are like jumping in the pool. It's like testosterone overload. They are all just being bro-y, like shooting baskets. They're just, I'm like, I'm just waiting for them to all gather around and watch Zootopia again on the big screen. Like they did that last year. They all had like a slumber party outside and watched Zootopia.

Speaker 1:
[25:16] Ciara calls Amanda on FaceTime and she's like, you better be asleep. She's like, I was napping. She goes, why are there so many boys here? There's only three girls. I'm going to kill you. So outside the guys were bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. It's boy summer.

Speaker 2:
[25:33] It's boy summer, guys. Man, it's like, I just can't do it. Ciara's like, you're not coming at all. I think the idea of going out there is just like overwhelming me so much. Because obviously this summer for Kana, it's been rough and I just feel like at this point, you know, I've just been, I've been showing up with this smile on my face every weekend. I'm like, have you? Have you, Amanda, been showing up with a smile on your face every weekend?

Speaker 1:
[26:02] I mean, there's been like two that you've done that.

Speaker 2:
[26:05] You've smiled. I've seen you smile a few times over the years.

Speaker 1:
[26:10] But she's like, I just can't. It's starting to get a job with me and I can't take it anymore. You're pissed at West, I think. So Ciara's like, I get it. And she goes, did West say anything to you when he got to the house? And she's like, fuck no. So West comes like as if he heard it and knocks on the door. And he's like, okay, this will take like three seconds. Oh my God, fuck. Are you on FaceTime? I can come back. She's like, no, you can go ahead and say it. Say it right now. He's like, well, I don't feel any better. You don't have to reply. I just wanted you to know that after a week, I still feel pretty bummed out about it. And I apologize again.

Speaker 2:
[26:52] She's like, okay. Tell whoever that is, what's up? Uh, bye. And then he leaves and then West and Amanda, I'm sorry, Ciara and Amanda just look at each other on FaceTime like this fucking guy. By the way, I think the reason why I don't believe that Amanda and Wes are hooking up yet is because I think that like Amanda's love language a little bit is basically to nag. I hate to say nag because there's so many negative connotations of like, you know, women being put in this position of being like the nag or whatever. But I kind of feel like that is Amanda's love language. We literally just saw it on this footage of the two of them at the Yankees game where West is up and he's cheering. And Amanda like pulls him down, like sit down or she says, act like you love me. Like that's her vibe is like, I think when she's in a relationship, she does that. And I don't think we've seen her really being like that with West just yet. I think that like if she were romantically linked with West, she would be telling him, you gotta do this. You need to fix this. You know, no, no, no, no. Why are you doing this? Why are you being mean to Ciara? But instead she's sort of being like jokey or like, she has that deep, I think she has more of a detached vibe. It's not like a naggy vibe. I think it's more like a, you need to like a, like this is my advice to you vibe. And I just don't think she would give such sort of sanguine advice if she were romantically attached to him.

Speaker 1:
[28:17] Well, I guess I'd counter that by saying, I think she is doing that. And I think she's saying you need to go apologize to Ciara and that apology wasn't good enough. And you need to apologize again. And then she's calling Ciara like, did he apologize to you? Because I told him to apologize to you. And then he comes in to make sure he's getting the apology. The apology in there. And I think she's not being as, you know, relationship bothering him, because she's not technically with him. And she knows she's fucked. So she's like, you have to finish this really. I think the nag comes in with like, you need to finish this thing with Ciara now. You need to make it okay with Ciara before we can move on. We can't move on together if you're still in this thing with Ciara. So you need to go apologize and you need to make it happen. And if it didn't work last time, then you need to just keep doing it because we can't start a new job until you've quit your old job, basically. That kind of thinking. So I am seeing this as her kind of nagging West, but I know what you mean because like, yeah, she's normally like, well, West, but she can't be, yeah, cause they're not out of the closet. So I guess that's how I'm looking at it. But you know, it's like when you know the ending of a movie and you look at the whole thing totally different. So that's the ending that I think I know in my mind, but it doesn't mean that it's true. It's just how I'm reading into it.

Speaker 2:
[29:35] Right. So then Ciara is like, you know, he wouldn't even be in this fucking situation if it wasn't for his dumb, stupid face, whatever. And so she's like, here's the thing. I don't hate him, but it's just really hard to keep up the front that I do. And it's just getting exhausting at this point. And I just feel like I've built up stories in my head about who he is and the things that he's done. And I'm sure he's built up stories in his head. And we should just talk and just put it all out there. So she basically goes over to him and she's like, you want to get coffee in the morning? And he's like, oh yeah, yeah. She's like, okay, coffee in the morning. He's like, whoa, oh my God. Oh, that's crazy. We're getting coffee tomorrow, Jesse. Whoa, whoa, I did it.

Speaker 1:
[30:30] Yeah. So then Ben is on the phone with Sabrina and this is when he's like, Sabrina Bale, I'm pretty good. How are you doing? Oh, I thought this was when he was doing the hand job thing. So he's just checking in with her. So then everyone's partying and drinking and they're home, now they're home. Now they're back home after partying at 2:49 a.m. And West comes in and they're sprinting for the Chinese food.

Speaker 2:
[30:54] I would too, to be honest. And Dara's like, well, that's a little bit rude. We'll leave me behind for Panda Express. And she's just like, I want that orange chicken. I mean, am I moving too fast? Cause I literally sprinted over here. I don't know. Cause like, hey, one thing I love is being in the mix this summer. So in that spirit, see you guys in the morning, go to bed, I'm going to bed, sleeping in the mix.

Speaker 1:
[31:18] Still counting. Kyle is having fun and fucking around with everybody and picking out on Chinese food. And he's like, well, here I am for the first time in a long time, having fun, feeling a little more light hearted, feeling like myself. And it's because my wife is nowhere to be seen. So yeah, I think I'm really starting to realize how fucked we are.

Speaker 2:
[31:37] And we see he's having a great time because he's taking the nozzle from the kitchen and just like springing it up like a Bellagio fountain. And then they all fall over. So Kyle's like, yeah, I wanted to spray that kitchen nozzle all summer long on the bed, and I haven't had a chance to. And now finally I can do it because Amanda is in the air. Just made me realize, it's fucked. She always hates my kitchen nozzle fun. So yeah, whatever.

Speaker 1:
[32:03] So he sits down with Ben outside and he's like, yo, real time, I'm trying to level with you here. All right. I mean, basically I felt really bad because the first couple of weeks, like I felt like you saw me at my worst. And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think this is your worst. Or it's, I see what you're going through. I'm not judging you. Everyone goes through troubles with business and relationships. I'm not looking at that, saying, that's who you are, mate. I know exactly who you are. You're a man with an extremely hot wife that I'd love to bang at some point.

Speaker 2:
[32:36] Thank you. Great to see you. Great to see you. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[32:42] So now everyone goes to bed. And then now the next morning, Carl is talking to somebody and or he's listening to something we just hear. Gently relax your intention. Gently relax your intention.

Speaker 2:
[32:59] Oh, gotta get the bagels. Gotta get the bagels. Gotta get the bagels. So they're going to be going on a boat today. They're excited. Boat day, boat day, boat day. Excited, boat day, boat day. But Scott has to leave. I mean, it's like, I wish you were staying for the boat. He's like, I wish I were too. But you know, when you've got two families, I mean, I have to go to Miami. That's what I meant to say.

Speaker 1:
[33:22] I have to go to Miami, wife. I mean Miami. So, sorry.

Speaker 2:
[33:26] I'll be back.

Speaker 1:
[33:29] So she is saying that, you know, speaking to the media made her feel like it's time to move on and make decisions in her life. And so now it's time to make a decision. And I hope it is to dump this guy. So now it's later in the day, and they're getting ready to go on this boat or whatever. And Jesse is going to go out with West. Dun, dun, dun. And Carl Caesar is like, you're smoking, you look amazing.

Speaker 2:
[34:00] Ah, ha, you look so good. So Ciara comes down the stairs for her big thing. And this is where Ben is on the phone. And he's like, oh my God, Sabrina, Sabrina Bale. Then you know, it's crazy. I had a dream that someone gave me a hand job in the house. Isn't that wild? And her name was Amanda. And it turns out I wasn't really sleeping. So maybe it really happened. Who knows? Isn't that so funny? Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard, Sabrina?

Speaker 1:
[34:28] But he's saying you had it. He's like, oh, that's crazy. You had a dream that someone gave me a hand job the minute Sabrina's not there. She's like, who's giving you hand jobs?

Speaker 2:
[34:38] Oh, I thought he had said that he had a dream that he got a hand job.

Speaker 1:
[34:41] No, Sabrina called and I was like, why are you telling her this? It's so crazy. I had such a crazy dream. Somebody gave you a hand job in the Summer House. And he's like, that is crazy. So now let's see here. They're looking for West because of the big meeting with West. So let's go with West and Ciara.

Speaker 2:
[34:59] The big summit. So West is like, I woke up before my alarm went off. Because by the way, they're sitting at this outdoor area overlooking some sort of water or something like that. And she's like, why? He's like, I'm antsy, I guess. So they're sitting on up. They're sort of like, it's an L shaped bench area. And they're sitting on different parts of the L. And he can barely look at her. He's just sort of doing that thing where he's like looking at his feet. And every now and then he raises up his eyes and squints at her, but he pretty much can't look at her. And he's like all nervous. And she's like, okay, well, it's been two years of nothing really being said. And I'm almost like scared to be nice to you or scared to be myself around you because I'm afraid of being embarrassed. And last weekend was so weird. It's just the very thing that I was afraid of happening. And he sat right next to me. He didn't even see me. And he's like, and she says, I just feel like all of this is very triggering in this whole cycle of whatever the fuck our relationship is.

Speaker 1:
[35:56] And he's like, yeah, I'm subjecting you to that. And I'm really sorry for it, so I'm gonna apologize. It's like, oh God, so you're just gonna say the same shit over and over. So she says, you know, I was just trying to think things over and I don't want to rehash it, but you know, you talking to the press and the media, that was a nail in the coffin because you downplayed our whole relationship and the wording was like, we're not each other's people. And I really did consider you my best friend. And I feel like we had such a great friendship. And that's why it was so hurtful because I don't just call anybody my best friend. And it felt like you, I didn't know you because like I just would never expect you to do that. And he's like, yeah. And I think like hearing you say the words like back to me, like, yeah, it makes me really sad. And like in the moment I was just like under attack, you know, and you weren't really communicating. And so like naturally I just tried to defend myself.

Speaker 2:
[36:56] So she's like, well, I'm sorry that I didn't text you and I wasn't there for you. I can take accountability for not being there for you when you probably needed it. Like, I feel like this wouldn't be the situation if we didn't have all the cameras and fans or anything. It would just be a lot simpler. It's like, yeah. And like the other hard part is that like, I know what my phone looks like. And it's just like so many people talking about you and I and comparing us and like talking shit on me and like whatever. It's just like super nasty. And like your natural instinct is to resent the person everyone is shitting on you about. And I was like, well, this feels a little bit more honest. He basically is like, everyone took your side and everyone's dunking on me. And so then, yeah, I like really resented you because I felt like no one understood my side of the story. So I felt like this was actually good that West was finally being a little bit more honest about how he felt about her instead of just being like, I was trying not to like upset you, you know?

Speaker 1:
[37:50] Yeah. And he's saying like, yeah, and then you come after me and then now everybody's after me. And so of course, I just was like resentful and he's like, but it wasn't really you doing it. It was the audience kind of thing. And she says, well, yeah, I guess that muddies the water of how we feel about each other. Cause like, how do you know if you're on TV and you're reading all of this other shit? And then I feel pressure to act this way towards you and you feel this pressure to, you know, constantly apologize in a bullshit manner. So they say that they miss each other and she cries. And she says, you know, I don't want people talking shit or being mean to you because you're not a bad person. I never thought you were a bad person. But last year, I wasn't really in this space, but this year, I'm just tired of carrying it. And I want to let my guard down and be normal around you, but it's hard because I don't know what that even looks like at this point.

Speaker 2:
[38:42] And so he's like, well, I obviously can still feel that you do have like, clearly a lot of walls up. And I hate that because like, like when you told me about the fucking house in North Carolina, like, I know that story more than like, fucking anyone at that table. And I wanted to talk to you about it. And like, how fucking proud I am of you. And I was like, how cool that was. And then like, I knew we weren't gonna like, talk about it. And like, those moments are like, really hard. Cause like, even if we never talk again, I want you to know that like, I'm sorry for anything and like, everything that hurts, like been like a lot and have like, a lot of time to reflect. And like, I was thinking about like, the family stuff, you know, like when I had you meet my family. And like, I don't wanna have to say sorry for to you, but like, you know, for doing that. But like, I thought about it and it's like really impactful and like, I feel really bad. So like, I think I understand you like more now. Am I excused from class now? Can I go back?

Speaker 1:
[39:41] He's like, okay, I've already used walls down and everything I can already use. So I'm just gonna say this, I see you more. Because that's really like her key phrase, you know? It's I just wanna be seen, I just wanna be seen, I just wanna be seen. So he's like, I see you more. She's like, thank you, that's all I wanted. Okay, you can pass. It's like she opens the door. It's like he finally came up with the passcode. And he's like, yeah, you know, I'm just happier when we communicate, you know? And now you're smiling, that's good. So we should move forward to like, you know, whatever boundaries you have. I mean, I could be your best friend tomorrow. And she's like, can we just be best friends again? And then she starts to cry and they hug and cuddle. And I'm like, oh, god damn it. No, don't fall for it.

Speaker 2:
[40:26] I know, that's the thing.

Speaker 1:
[40:27] I will say, if this stuff all didn't happen with Amanda, he would have been officially forgiven by the audience.

Speaker 2:
[40:35] He would have been, because it actually was a nice scene and it just was painful knowing what's coming. If you didn't know, then it would be like, this was a nice moment. They were being honest. And I thought that there was something kind of heart wrenching about her saying, can we just be best friends again? And she just starts to sob and he goes over and hugs her. It was like a nice moment of release of like, I just, I'm sick of fighting with you. I wanna be best friends with you again. I just want like our friendship back. And it seems sweet and it seems nice. And it's like all the more frustrating to know that he's taken all this goodwill and he's gonna shit on it, you know? Like if he wants to have a relationship with Amanda, he can have a relationship with Amanda, but like you're not gonna give your best friend a heads up. I just think it's just so shitty. Like obviously both of them should have linked in Ciara and been like, something weird is happening, we're starting to feel something like, you know, whatever. Whatever it is, she still probably wouldn't have been happy, but like link her in, but like yet again, she's going to be left to look like, you know, the idiot. And it's just, it's so not right.

Speaker 1:
[41:40] Yeah, and it's also frustrating. I mean, I don't know that I would have forgiven him. I think the audience would have been like, okay, that sounds good to me. But to me, it's like, okay, it took you like a year and a half for you to finally just go regurgitate what the audience is saying, basically, which is like, you took her to your family's house, that makes someone feel a certain, you know, all this stuff that he just couldn't get and he could never really understand, it was acting like a huge victim about. It's just taking him all this time to read what the audience reaction is and just to repeat everything that he needed to say to get by, you know, and she's, but she's, you know, she falls for it because she does really like him. My thing is like, do you like him as a friend? Like, what is this still? Because I still don't have clarification because they still seem like beyond friends to me at this point. So I'm like, is this a rekindle or is this a friendship? But ultimately, you know, we just know West is a douchebag. So it's like, no, stop. But apparently they had a conversation before this because there were all these rumors, you know, when all those rumors were coming out online about West and Amanda a couple of weeks before this, there's a rumor, I mean, I don't know what's true or what's not, but apparently Ciara called her, Amanda, and was like, is this true? And Amanda's like, no, there's nothing going on. And then, so yeah, that just makes it.

Speaker 2:
[43:06] I wish we could communicate and then you could tell her. Yeah, the episode basically ends with West saying, by the way, I knew you weren't gonna make out with Jessie. And she goes, I'm pissed that you said you didn't care. Are you kidding me? And he's like, well, what was I gonna do? She's like, well, stop it or save me. Like, that's true. And then he sort of like looks off in the distance. And like, they sort of like-

Speaker 1:
[43:29] Isn't this exactly what we thought this whole thing was about anyway? I love that he finally, it takes him all of this bullshit to finally get to the true statement, which is, I knew you weren't gonna make out with Jessie. That's literally all you care about. Oh my God. It's like that revenge with the girl was the Jessie revenge. You know, was like getting revenge on her for the Jessie thing. He's just so fucking transparent. He makes me crazy. And it takes him all of this to finally say the one true statement.

Speaker 2:
[43:55] And I love the last shot they got of him sort of like squinting his eyes and looking out on the horizon. We know like, mm, there's bullshit ahead for this man. So anyway, that's where the episode ends. And yeah, we're coming close to the end of this season here. We are heading into the last weekend of or so of summer. So we'll see how it unfolds next week. And we still again have that Kyle and Carl fight to look forward to, which should be a real, real doozy. So thanks everyone for being here and we will catch you on the next episode of Watch What Crappens. Bye everyone.

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