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Speaker 1:
[00:21] Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. Joining me today is the very sweet and humble Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you?

Speaker 2:
[00:35] Hello, how are you?

Speaker 1:
[00:38] Can we just be best friends again?

Speaker 2:
[00:40] Hi!

Speaker 1:
[00:44] We are here to talk about the most talked about show on Q2 on Bravo, Summer House. It's a big season. We're at episode 12. We are slowly marching towards the Carl and Kyle fight whenever that may happen. Before we get in to that, you know, the West and Ciara stuff continues to burn up headlines. You should really join us on Crappy Hour because we've been talking about it every time we do. And we just did a Crappy Hour a few days ago. So keep an eye and an ear out for that episode, which may already be out on our feed. I never know. I never know what time or what anything is. But I know you guys are all going to want to chime in about it. So the next Crappy Hour is in a week and a half from today, 10 days from today. So that'll be not this Monday, but the following Monday. And every Monday we do Amazon Live, which is great. So join us for that every Monday at 1 30 on the West Coast. And of course, we have our Patreon, beautiful, shiny new newsletter out on there. We have ad free listening there. We have crappens on demand at patreon.com/watch what crappens and a personal plug for me, a personal shilling. It's been a very exciting year, honestly. We were lucky enough to win a big award down at South by Southwest, the I heart award for best TV and film podcasts. Now I also moonlight over on the game brain podcast, which is a board game podcast. And we've been nominated for best podcast the year over in the World of Board Game of Golden Geek Award for the Board Game Geek Award. So if you want to patronize my nerdiness, because I do have a whole nerdy side, I host this podcast, Game Brain, and I also have a YouTube show called Table Scraps. I'm like, I'm a disaster. I'm a total nerd disaster over there on the Internet. But if you would like to vote for Game Brain as best Board Game Podcast of the Year over at boardgamegeek.com, I would love it, but obviously no obligation. But I'm like, I...

Speaker 2:
[02:45] Yes, there is an obligation. Go do it right now.

Speaker 1:
[02:49] Honestly, like I just had this fantasy of like, wow, if we win this like award for Crappens and then Game Brain can win too, like that will be the coolest thing ever to have two big awards in the same calendar year. So this is like my EGOT. This is the closest I'm getting to an EGOT. So yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:06] And then when you come to work, and then when you come to work, you'll have won more awards than the other people at work. Cause it's just-

Speaker 1:
[03:14] Hey Ronnie, how's your Golden Geek Award? Oh, I forgot. Sorry.

Speaker 2:
[03:19] Hey Ronnie.

Speaker 3:
[03:20] Sorry, Gail.

Speaker 2:
[03:22] Some of us were having a one award year over here. Awkward. He won't let me sit with you at lunch. I'm like, sorry.

Speaker 1:
[03:29] So Ronnie, how's your board game podcast going? Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you're not on one.

Speaker 2:
[03:37] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:38] Well, that's very exciting.

Speaker 2:
[03:39] Congratulations. Yeah, go get that. Go get that award.

Speaker 1:
[03:42] It's just a little hobby podcast. It's a hobby podcast, but it's cool that it's nominous. That's boardgamegeek.com.

Speaker 2:
[03:49] And I think aren't all podcasts hobby podcasts.

Speaker 1:
[03:52] That's true. That's true. But I'm always sort of like bashful about talking about it. I don't know why. Like I'm always like I'm always happy to talk about my food shit with my newsletter. But board gaming is so nerdy and I'm proud of it. I love doing it. I love it. I'm like obsessed. But there's something about it, like telling encouraging people to go to like my YouTube channel and watch me sit there on a chair and like holding up a board game and be like, and I love this mechanic. What I loved is that I was like the deck building in this was really strong. I love the player interaction. I don't know why I just get really sheepish about it.

Speaker 2:
[04:27] Really? I could never know. That's for sure. And you shouldn't be anyway, because listen, there's nothing dirtier than sitting around talking for hours at a time about housewives and we were nerds on this. So be nerds on that. And even if you're not into board games, go listen to it so you can listen to people that maybe you want to beat up later.

Speaker 1:
[04:45] Yeah, especially me with a bunch of straight bros, which is hilarious.

Speaker 2:
[04:48] They're all sweethearts, everybody on that show. Like everybody's really a good personality. All the guys on that show are great. Yeah, I love all those guys. So yeah, go check it out and go vote for Benoons. Get that.

Speaker 1:
[04:59] Thank you.

Speaker 2:
[04:59] Get that award, baby. Go get it.

Speaker 1:
[05:02] Speaking of straight people.

Speaker 2:
[05:03] Don't show your face here again.

Speaker 1:
[05:07] You go out and you win that award. You win this for us.

Speaker 2:
[05:11] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:12] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[05:12] We'll be partner with that. Loser. Just kidding. Yeah, go get that one.

Speaker 1:
[05:16] The number of times I've dragged Ronnie into a board game shop is hilarious. That's my favorite thing to do. And we're on tour is bringing Ronnie to a board game shop. That's the best.

Speaker 2:
[05:26] Well, it's not often where I get to go somewhere and feel like the classiest, like dressed, you know? Like, I'm an old Navy gay, so I don't ever get to feel like classy when I walk in somewhere. But I walk in, I'm like, what am I going to the Oscars? Like...

Speaker 1:
[05:43] I will say that fashion is not a strong point in the board game hobby, that's for sure.

Speaker 2:
[05:49] Nor in my life, you know? So that's why I love it. No, but in all seriousness, I'm teasing you, but it's great. You've worked on that for many years, so go get that.

Speaker 1:
[05:59] Thank you.

Speaker 2:
[05:59] Get that money, baby, because it's like a huge cash prize. So here we go, Summer House S10E12, the boys of summer, the boys of summer, something I've been acting wild. I was in this musical when I was a teenager called Diamonds, and it was a musical about baseball. And there were just different songs about people affected, like how they were affected by baseball. And there was this girl who was basically like, I guess like a loose girl who just slept with all the baseball. It's like she was determined to get a baseball player. And she's like, yeah, like always chasing baseball guys, but she would always get her feelings heard at the end of the day. And she just sat on a bar stool and she sang, the boys of summer. And cause it was like all sad about her being used, like trash by baseball boys. So I like that this is called that, cause I can imagine that girl singing at the end about West. Like the lyrics were probably something like, they smell and they don't groom, but they're the boys of summer.

Speaker 1:
[07:02] I was in a musical called, I have a Dawn Henley cassette tape and it was actually about me having a Dawn Henley cassette tape and singing along to it. Singing, I can see you, your brown skin sitting shining in the sun.

Speaker 3:
[07:18] You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on.

Speaker 1:
[07:21] You know, classic boys of summer. That's my reference point.

Speaker 3:
[07:25] In a New York minute.

Speaker 1:
[07:29] Which is also actually appropriate for this show. That's a different Dawn Henley song. By the way, for you young people, for all the KJs in the world, all our Gen Z listeners.

Speaker 2:
[07:39] We lost your minutes ago. Okay. So we're in Mia's room with Ciara, me and Amanda. Ciara is crying, which still makes me crazy. I'm watching Ciara cry over this fucking loser, but we get it like another three more times this episode. So you know what? I'm just gonna buckle in and I'm gonna take it because it's not all about me and my feelings. And Amanda is sitting there and she's like, but you're seen, I see you, I see you. Yeah, you also see that that guy, she's crying over that you're about to go bang and not tell her about it, Amanda.

Speaker 1:
[08:11] Yeah, yeah, this was a cringy moment. Amanda saying, I see you. And then Ciara feeling seen and then sort of crumples over and is like crying in Amanda's lap. And you're like, oh, the betrayal that's on the horizon. It's it is hard to watch. And Amanda's like, you're so loved, you're so important, and you deserve so much more respect than what you get. You truly do. I'm like, oh, this is not aging well, Amanda.

Speaker 2:
[08:41] I'm not going to be the one to give it to you, but you do deserve it. So good luck with finding respect. Maybe you can get it on Postmates. I don't know. So West is asleep in his bed. I don't know why we had to see that, but we did. And then we go back to the girls and they're like, I'm sorry, Ciara, I hope you feel better. It's like, it's okay. I got to get in the shower. And I just thought, God, I wish West was the same way when he got sad. I wish West was like, you know what? I'm sad. I'm going to take a shower. Like I'm sad. I'm going to get a haircut that makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[09:12] Yeah, that it's more like I'm sad. I'm going to wear an oversized shirt that makes me look like a little kid. I want to look like the boy at the end of big after he turns back into a boy. You know, I'll just be wearing an adult suit and my little hands are going to poke out at the end.

Speaker 2:
[09:28] My tiny hands.

Speaker 1:
[09:28] That's his instinct.

Speaker 2:
[09:32] So she goes to take a shower and then Amanda twerks for Mia on the bed. So then we go to Ben's room and Sabrina is kissing him and they're going to go out and he's like, if you're going to go out, you better put some clothes on then. And then Jesse, everyone's getting ready to go out.

Speaker 1:
[09:51] By the way, Ben spends a lot of time this episode ordering Sabrina around, not like in a mean way, but he definitely is like, well, you got to get cleaned. You got to do this. You got to put your shirt on. Enough chit chat. You got to get to this. I'm like, he just seems, this is like, I'm just picking up on a pattern with Ben that he just talks to women like they're children, like the real Ben.

Speaker 2:
[10:16] Yeah. That didn't register with me. There was one point later where he said something like, oh, so wait a minute, you had a nightmare that someone in the Summer House was giving me a hand job? And I was like, okay, she's crazy. This lady's just nuts. I don't care what anybody says. She doesn't seem mean. Like I don't hate her or anything, but she seems psycho. I wouldn't be messing, but she seems thirsty and cray cray. I wouldn't.

Speaker 3:
[10:43] You had a nightmare and like someone gave you a hand job.

Speaker 2:
[10:45] Sabrina, stop, okay?

Speaker 1:
[10:47] She is thirsty and cray cray. And partners are allowed to tell their partners, okay, it's time to get ready. Like you're allowed to do that. But there's something in the way he says it. I'm telling you, I've got an eye on him. I'm telling you something is not right. I don't like it.

Speaker 2:
[11:04] So then we go to Dara, whose upper lip is sweating. And she's like, like, I don't deserve this.

Speaker 1:
[11:13] Fully sweat.

Speaker 2:
[11:15] Bailey goes to Jesse and West's room and she's in this like little dress. And she's like, do I look like a stripper? And West says, well, a hot stripper at least. She's like, about a stripper. Okay, thanks, I'm not changing. Is my dress flirting?

Speaker 1:
[11:29] That's, God, my dress is flirting better than I can. Hey, Sabrina Bale. Sabrina Bale, please do me a favor and get ready. God forbid we ever fucking have children and we're trying to get them to school. She's like, ha! And then Ciara is now putting on this deep V-neck dress. They're all just getting ready. I mean, there's nothing more to it. They're getting ready. There is an issue. Apparently, there's only one full-length mirror in the house, so they all have to go into a certain room to do it. So that is something that we learned. I mean, there's a lot of layers to this show, honestly. And we peel away another one every single week.

Speaker 2:
[12:03] Yeah. So then we go to Common Ground, and everyone's dancing to Kyle DJing. And then it's over. We're all back. So it's another episode where we watch them get ready for 10 minutes, and then they immediately come back, which is our favorite thing. Oh my God. Are you going out? I'm going out.

Speaker 3:
[12:20] What are you wearing?

Speaker 2:
[12:21] What are you wearing?

Speaker 3:
[12:21] Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[12:21] Do I look good? You look good.

Speaker 3:
[12:22] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[12:23] Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[12:23] Let's go out.

Speaker 2:
[12:23] Let's go out. Are you too nervous? I don't know if I want to go out. I'm tired. Do you want to go out? Sabrina's not even ready yet. Okay, let's go out. Let's go out. Let's go out. Where's Uber? We're not rolling. It's over. We're home.

Speaker 1:
[12:33] I know.

Speaker 2:
[12:33] It was so fun.

Speaker 3:
[12:34] We're back. It was so good.

Speaker 1:
[12:35] Comic grounds are so great.

Speaker 2:
[12:36] It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial.

Speaker 1:
[12:44] So they're back. They'll go to the different rooms, et cetera. Ben and Sabrina are like on their bed, but it's like creaky. And he's like, could this bed be any more shit?

Speaker 3:
[12:53] She's like, yeah, I mean, we really can't have sex. Although maybe we should because it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if everyone heard us having sex. And then we'd have a storyline, right? Because the next, tomorrow we could go downstairs and have breakfast and then Ciara could be like, I heard you guys having sex last night. And I'd be like, we did. It'd be hilarious. She's my best friend.

Speaker 2:
[13:09] So some other people are in the kitchen and Kyle's doing his drunken scarfing down food, which is my favorite thing Kyle does, I think, when he gets wasted and just pigs out at the end of the night.

Speaker 3:
[13:19] Very reliable.

Speaker 2:
[13:20] Yes. And Bailey's like, wow, this is like two animals eating. This should be on the Discovery Channel. And Jesse's like, woo, National Geographic.

Speaker 1:
[13:29] Yeah. Yeah. No, no. Like CNN, what are you talking about? Jesse has yet another new song that he, his latest thing from like yesterday or two days ago is him sitting on like a rooftop of an apartment building, singing the song, another like mid tempo song that feels like it could be played at like, in like a Long Island nail salon. Just like, I'm just trying to do the things I like. I'm like, oh my god, please.

Speaker 2:
[14:00] Stop it. I just came out with a song on a rooftop, and it's called Push Him. All I want to do is push him. I recorded it standing right behind Jesse on the rooftop.

Speaker 1:
[14:13] Oh, that is so convenient.

Speaker 2:
[14:15] Oh, the synergy.

Speaker 1:
[14:17] Here, you know what? Should we hear just like a little snippet of the... Let me try to bring up the snippet. Okay, let me see. I'm gonna bring it up on Chrome. You know what? I'll even share the screen. Why not? Let's make it a full like, a full multi-media affair. So if you're watching, you can watch along with us and hear this beautiful music of Jesse Solomon singing the hits for his brand new song. Actually, I'm not gonna bring it up on the screen. That's gonna take too long, but I'm gonna play it. Okay, okay, that's...

Speaker 2:
[15:15] When I'd give my last name for ya, what is he, like, signing up for something at the DMV? What's he talking about?

Speaker 1:
[15:20] Give my last name? Is he signing up for a wait list at a restaurant?

Speaker 3:
[15:25] Give my last name for ya!

Speaker 2:
[15:29] I mean, it sounds like stuff on the radio, like super positive AI, probably AI written stuff.

Speaker 1:
[15:35] This one was actually better than I think his initial one of, I'm used to me. It's just all this kind of like, toothless, slow music. And I love a lot of toothless, slow music, but this is, there's just something about this that, I don't know, just so sad. So sad for me, I don't know. And it's part of a larger, yeah, if like all of his music was like not like this, and this was his ballad kind of vibe. It's like his tribute to the fray. I'd be like, okay. But like all his music sounds like this, which makes this just another sad John Mayer-esque play.

Speaker 2:
[16:14] Well, as people that we, as people that have listened to every Bravo song that's ever come out, I will say he can sing, and his song sounds like a normal like radio song. So good for him. You know, I say live your dreams, just do it over there. You know what I mean? I like, don't put it on my Spotify. Like, just avoid my algorithm if you can, which probably he will, I would imagine. Although Megan Frater still shows her ass on there every once in a while.

Speaker 1:
[16:41] So that's the thing. It's like, I mean, he sings nicely. I don't think he sounds great. I think he sounds a little flat sometimes. And I don't know, it's just, it's just like a very sad music.

Speaker 2:
[16:55] We lower our judgment for everybody else. We just don't do it for Jesse because he's not like a fun housewife. Like, Luanne's made a great career of not being able to sing, you know, cause she's fun. So I need more of that. Like, if you're not gonna be a great singer, that's okay. But like, I need to know that maybe you'll, you know, I don't know, wear a fun dress. Or like if you're Sonya, Sonya doesn't have any talent, but you know Sonya's gonna go up there and show everyone her vagina and be wasted and like fall over a drunk and probably be dragged off the stage. I mean, there's like some kind of risk that needs to be happening.

Speaker 1:
[17:26] Yeah, like I would rather have some missed notes, but a song full of personality and that makes you feel something as opposed to some clean notes and songs that are just lifeless. Like, can you imagine going to his concert? Could you imagine standing there swaying?

Speaker 2:
[17:45] No, but I can't imagine waxing my butthole and people do it, you know what I mean? So it's just something I choose not to think about. So thanks for bringing that into my life, Ben. But, you know, whatever, go let me know. You go back, just do it over there. Yeah, I do have to listen to the song now because I want to know what, give my last name for you. Like, is he going to a restaurant and like putting his name down to get a table? I'll give my last name. I think two for dinner, two for dinner. We don't want to sit at the bar.

Speaker 1:
[18:16] And, you know, I think also part of it is again, I am also watching the visuals. And I said I was going to share the visuals and I didn't. And what the visuals are that he is like sitting on a, he's sitting on a rooftop in like a sweater thing. And then he's just, I think if you see the visuals, it just makes you also just dislike it a little bit more. I think if you just hear it, you're like, okay, I can imagine being in like an, in a waiting room, you know, about at the, at the, you know, chiropratists and the song's playing.

Speaker 2:
[18:48] It's a chiropratist.

Speaker 1:
[18:50] It's the sort of, it's a medical professional who would play this sort of music in the waiting room, I believe.

Speaker 2:
[18:55] But what do they do, that medical professional, a chiropratist?

Speaker 1:
[19:00] A chiropratist, they basically, they're like, I, they're like, I feel like they do like foot stuff.

Speaker 2:
[19:10] No, but only for people named Ciara.

Speaker 1:
[19:19] And let's be honest, people named Ciara are Jesse's target demographic for his music. Okay, a chiropratist is a foot health specialist, equivalent to a podiatrist in many regions, focused on assessing, diagnosing, and treating lower limb conditions, including routine nails, skin care, corns, calluses, and ingrown toenails.

Speaker 2:
[19:35] Wow, that's a deep cut, Ben. It's like you'd hear that at the chiropratist's office. I can imagine hearing this song while I'm getting my corns assessed.

Speaker 1:
[19:48] Eddie Lysold. I mean, he is corny.

Speaker 2:
[19:53] Give my last name for you.

Speaker 1:
[19:55] Give my last name.

Speaker 2:
[19:55] So, Dara and KJ are going back upstairs and Dara's like, Oh my God, you could be drunk and you will never not brush your teeth. That's right. That was snark.

Speaker 3:
[20:03] That is bully Dara.

Speaker 1:
[20:04] Suck it.

Speaker 3:
[20:06] Suck it.

Speaker 1:
[20:06] Yeah. Make him feel bad about his excessive tooth brushing habits. And then he'll love me. So then downstairs, Kyle kisses the Amanda cutout, which is great. That's actually a great metaphor because that's really all that's left in this relationship is just like a thin paper facade of two personalities. But there's nothing there. There's nothing left anymore. And you just throw some water on it and it'll be destroyed.

Speaker 2:
[20:39] So he crawls into bed all drunk and he's like, thank you for coming tonight. Of course, Kyle. I love you. Cricket. Cricket. I love you too, Kyle.

Speaker 1:
[20:53] It's basically the next morning.

Speaker 2:
[20:55] The next season of Love Story on FX.

Speaker 1:
[20:57] Yeah, seriously. Now it's the next morning. Mia wakes up and she is like sort of cradling her head in her hands and she's saying that she's been dreaming about her parents a lot more and it's been really hard because her mom died suddenly. And just the last episode, she had another dream about her mom. And she said that like, you know, she's like, you know what? The last thing that my mom would want me to be doing would be just, she would be sitting here crying about this. Like she wants me to live. She wants me to have fun. She wants me to experience life. She doesn't want me just to cry on TV. Like that's not my vibe. Amanda's like, it isn't. We're not supposed to be doing that.

Speaker 2:
[21:38] So, Carl goes down to the kitchen. He's like, oh, good morning. How are you, Bailey? I'll have breakfast coming. I'm cleaning the kitchen. That's what I do. I just think that, you know, I'm going to get the countertops cleaned off and wiped down. Oh, it's more or less what I'm hoping for. That's what I'm doing this morning.

Speaker 1:
[21:52] Wow, Carl.

Speaker 2:
[21:53] People say I don't have a storyline. I don't think they're really paying attention to my girlfriend, the countertops. Okay, I'm going to get these done.

Speaker 1:
[22:02] I love Carl saying that his plan is to wipe down the countertops. That's more or less what he's hoping for. He never knows, a high risk operation, because sometimes you pull the paper towel and you spritz the countertop and then just can't take that next step. So we're just going to hope for the best today.

Speaker 2:
[22:18] I really need to make these countertops feel good.

Speaker 1:
[22:21] Give my last name for you.

Speaker 2:
[22:24] Yeah, nailed it.

Speaker 1:
[22:25] Good song.

Speaker 2:
[22:26] They're clean.

Speaker 1:
[22:26] Good song. I wrote Routy in the Method spray on the counter.

Speaker 2:
[22:32] Hall. KJ and Derek getting ready and we come back to Carl and he's swinging a towel around the kitchen. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, this fly has to go. This fly has to go. I'm gonna get this fly. I'm actually a really good fly killer.

Speaker 1:
[22:45] Yeah, this is Carl channeling all his frustration with everything in life on this fly. He's like, ho, ho, I'm not soft, I'm hard. I can go after this fly. I can do this, I can do this. Ho, ho, ho. Billy's like, wow, wow. I mean, like, that's a big fly. He looks like he can join us for breakfast. Ho, I'm like a really good fly killer. Did you even hear my joke that I made about the fly? I can't concentrate on this right now, Billy. Everything depends on me, cause I like this fly right now. I can do this, I can do this. Ho, harder, harder, harder. Put your weight on me, fly. Put your weight on me, fly. Oh my god, I love the fly. I love the fly.

Speaker 2:
[23:19] I'm having a conundrum because what if I kill the fly and it falls on the countertop? Just clean that countertop. It's really not what I'm hoping for.

Speaker 1:
[23:27] Do you guys think the fly can hug? Do you think it can hug me hard? Wait a second, guys, does that fly have 10 lines? Ho.

Speaker 2:
[23:37] That fly just gave me a boner. Oh, really? Wow. Killing flies, that's a great quality in a man. Wow. So then we go to Jesse and West's room and Jesse's singing. Another day, another breakfast. I just wanna be me at breakfast. Something I'm working on.

Speaker 1:
[23:57] And he does, he hugs West in bed and he's like, it's gonna be okay, which I did think was sweet. I do think that the affection that they show each other is very sweet even though they do have a weird, they do have a competition and a rivalry and they do undermine each other. They do show a lot of affection for each other too, which I think despite West, them both being two huge douche bags, I do find their male affection to be sweet.

Speaker 2:
[24:27] So downstairs, you're like, hi.

Speaker 1:
[24:30] Can we talk about the fly instead?

Speaker 2:
[24:35] I respect your opinion and I'm just gonna let that lie.

Speaker 1:
[24:38] I have to respect, listen, I'm just vocalizing, verbalizing everything I feel at any moment that I'm gonna watch the show. And I generally dislike these two people.

Speaker 2:
[24:50] I just, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[24:51] And in this moment, though, I do think it's sweet.

Speaker 2:
[24:53] But I don't wanna ruin it for you. I just don't really buy it with them. I think that they're faking it. They're like, oh, yeah, we're like bros on TV, but they're really constantly working behind each other's backs. And Jesse's really only happy because he was the one getting shit during the first half of the season for being a douche bag, and West was the one causing it by being like, oh my God, can you believe that Jesse's fruiting with Ciara?

Speaker 3:
[25:13] It really hurts my feelings.

Speaker 2:
[25:15] So he was making Jesse look like a villain, and now West is looking like a villain, so Jesse's just happy.

Speaker 3:
[25:21] So he's like, oh, it's going to be okay.

Speaker 2:
[25:23] So yeah, I don't really buy it. I think that I enjoy it for that reason, though, that he's being like passive aggressive, like, haha, sucker, who's the villain now, bitch?

Speaker 1:
[25:33] I don't think they have to be mutually exclusive concepts. I think everything you say is 100% accurate. And I think that, yes, there is that element. But I also think, like, for me, I just, I guess what I'm saying is, I think it's, I'm always delighted when I see straight men actually not being afraid to be, like, affectionate with each other. And so that's what I, that's what I would-

Speaker 2:
[25:55] Straight men aren't, though. I mean, that's like a huge, that's a huge misconception with straight guys. And I think that gay guys often think straight guys are gay, because straight guys are so affectionate, especially with other guys. They're like, I think that if straight guys could be as affectionate with women as they are with other guys, there would be no relationship troubles. Guys love each other. Straight guys love each other. I wish gay guys could love each other that much. Yeah, that's true. Straight guys really have it. I mean, they just love each other. They'll cry over a fucking football game and hug each other, probably give each other hand jobs. I don't know, I don't stay long enough to see the end of the game, but like they really go crazy for each other.

Speaker 3:
[26:33] They're like, I love you, man.

Speaker 2:
[26:35] I love you.

Speaker 3:
[26:35] I love you.

Speaker 2:
[26:36] It's like there was a touchdown, you know?

Speaker 1:
[26:38] But like, that's one of the things I like about Love Island is that you just, but you see the true extent of how affectionate they are with each other. I mean, they like kiss each other on the cheek and everything, and they like, they really, they do love each other so much. And so I think that like, it's just fun when I, I feel like it's fun to see it in action, you know? Even if, and what makes it even better is knowing that there's simmering rivalry beneath it. That's like, that's great. I love that.

Speaker 2:
[27:07] Rivalry, if you will. Kyle finally gets the fly. So there's a dead fly. So sorry to any new flies watching this, cause it's not fun for them. It's fun for everybody else, but not fun for the fly. And Carl's like, oh, got him, got him. Oh, okay, got him.

Speaker 1:
[27:29] That's what you get for not investing in softball or fly.

Speaker 2:
[27:33] Am I on the city yet? Am I on the city yet?

Speaker 1:
[27:36] Cause I just skipped a pretty good storyline. Do we talk about this on the podcast or a crappy hour that like the, if we did, I'll just say it very quickly. Like a theory is one of the reasons why Carl has some tension with Kyle is also that Carl is not cast on the city. I think we did talk about this, right? That this was happening all around. Like the casting was sort of all announced or figured out around this time when the show was filming, when Summer House was filming. Did we talk about this? Or was this something like I talked about with like one of our other fellow?

Speaker 2:
[28:10] Yeah, we talked about it.

Speaker 1:
[28:11] Well then, it's a great theory that I'd like to remind people of.

Speaker 2:
[28:16] Yeah. I mean, this unit to add insult to injury, Danielle's on the city, you know what I mean? And not Carl. Although Danielle adds more, I think. Like she's willing to come in to fight with Lindsay and stuff, although Carl is too, kind of. But Carl uses his bomb as a human shield, you know. We haven't seen this, so what do we know? I think Danielle will be good.

Speaker 1:
[28:35] I think she'll be good on the city, because she doesn't have to take the LIRR, you know, so she could be her true self. We don't have to watch her train to train.

Speaker 2:
[28:45] Yeah. So, KJ is talking to Dara about yesterday's, did you have fun? She's like, yeah, it was like the best party. Like, the girls have been great. Like, they were like, oh my god, shout out to KJ and Dara for like, forming a relationship and not making it everyone else's problem.

Speaker 1:
[28:59] Imagine that.

Speaker 3:
[29:00] And he's like, yeah, because we're not like that.

Speaker 2:
[29:03] We're like, not trying to just like, make people feel uncomfortable. We're just like, doing our thing.

Speaker 1:
[29:10] Yeah, it's a great way to get fired from Bravo, by the way.

Speaker 2:
[29:14] So I know, enjoy your life in obscurity.

Speaker 1:
[29:17] Actually I don't think they'll be fired. I think everyone seems to really adore KJ, both, I think people in the audience and also people on the show. So I think it's the rare case where someone just by being nice and sweet is going to get invited back to the show. Doesn't happen a lot on Bravo.

Speaker 2:
[29:36] Yeah, he's also coming for West pretty hard online, which is fun. So yeah, he's really staying on the audience's good side. So then we go to West and West is still trying to get up. He's like, I'm Toast Johnson. What the does that mean? What does he ever even say?

Speaker 1:
[29:54] I don't know what that means, but I'm throwing it out. Is this Toast Johnson? Okay, I'm gonna throw it out. KJ's like, I wasn't searching for anything, Darrah, and all of a sudden, you popped up into my life. Yeah, so, KJ, why are you, did you bring the refrigerator up to our bedroom, and why are you sticking yourself in it? I just get nervous sometimes, so. So then he says, I've never liked a girl this much, so this is different, and I'm someone who needs to protect himself because I've been hurt very bad in the past.

Speaker 2:
[30:27] Oh, for sake.

Speaker 1:
[30:27] I've been relationship-

Speaker 2:
[30:28] Every episode, every episode, every episode has been KJ talking about. Like, and I think, you know, I think on this show, the producers do it more than even on other shows where they're like, okay, this is your thing. Like they do it with Bailey. Your thing is you just want to flirt and you have to say it 10 times in an episode. So she's like, well, I just want to flirt. And KJ's thing is like, you're really hurt because you're a lover boy. So every single time he's like, well, like it's really hard for me because I'm just a lover boy and I put my heart into every- We are on episode 12. You've said this in every episode. It's not that I don't believe you or that I don't feel for you, but move it along. Although this time he did move it along because I didn't even see him in the scene because he's wearing camo and he's wearing like that desert storm camo. It's like that brown camo. And then he's wearing like a head thing, like a scarf or something that's all camo and then a grill. So all I really see is the grill. So I'm like, okay, well, I get more. It's like invisible. Find KJ. Where's KJ? Find him in this scene. He's like, I'm just a lover boy. But then when someone comes along and you have to, you have to put your walls down because if you put your walls up, then you ruin it. So I don't want to do that with Dara, walls down.

Speaker 1:
[31:56] And then in the kitchen, Carl has put out all these bagels and a lot of food. And Bailey's like, oh my god, this bagel is so good. Hey, Carl, have you noticed that I've been here for about 25 minutes and I've been trying to engage you in conversation and you still won't talk back to me. You've just been focused on a fly and now putting bagels in a line. But I'm here if you want to flirt back with me.

Speaker 2:
[32:16] There is no chemistry coming from either one of these people. And it's so funny that she just keeps trying. And she does it in that bored way. Like, all right, I'm gonna try with Carl again.

Speaker 3:
[32:25] Wow, you're great at flies.

Speaker 2:
[32:27] Wow, the spagel is so good. So then Sabrina's there too.

Speaker 3:
[32:30] And she's like, oh my God, Carl, you're gonna be like such a good father and a good husband.

Speaker 2:
[32:34] I mean, not to anyone here. Any girl would be lucky to have you. I mean, no girl who's been on this show in the past three years wants you.

Speaker 3:
[32:42] But still, we support you. We support you finding someone, just not one of us, please.

Speaker 1:
[32:47] Thanks, I really hope so. I just wish there was a girl. I could ask out that was in this house. I'm literally right here, Carl. I've been trying to make conversation with you. Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. You know, I take pride in taking care of my family. That's like my thing. Oh my God, that just makes my heart fuller. Did someone say something? Anyway, here are bagels. Bagels, everyone, bagels. Ironically, I'm talking about making my family fuller, or your heart being fuller. Well, I'm gonna serve you something with a hole in it. I'm tortured. So then, Dara is checking in on Ciara, and she's like, how's the rest of the night? And Ciara's saying that she just went home, like came to bed early or whatever. And Dara says that West got obliterated at the club last night. And she's like, he actually couldn't stop. He couldn't talk about anything else. Like you were the only thing on his mind. And she's like, I don't know. She's like, I think my true self just wants to dive headfirst into the pool and say, let's be friends again. Let's just like pick up where we left off. Let's get going till 2 a.m. and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. But I'm just like scared because I know how much I put myself out there beforehand. I just don't want to feel like I've been bamboozled again. You know, like, don't you worry. It will happen very soon and then you can move on with your life. You don't have to worry about it possibly happening because it's going to happen. And you won't have to wait five years for it to happen.

Speaker 2:
[34:09] Just be just. Well, they need to have. I mean, first of all, I just started booing the TV when she was like, her reaction was like, I just want to be friends again. Oh my God. How did we get here? You were just crying. This is the problem. I just want to be friends again. But I think that if they're going to do this, they need to have the conversation like, okay, we're just going to be friends, but we're just going to be friends. And we both have to move on and be okay with each other moving on. And if I make out with someone in public, it's not going to affect you. Or maybe like if I go out of my way to try and affect you by making out with someone right in front of your face, we have to know that it's not going to affect you because I'm still going to be trying to manipulate you on the side or whatever it is because the conversation is like, okay, well, we're best friends again, but then there's not really like a boundary set, like what is going to hurt your feelings and what is not going to hurt your feelings. And there's a lot more that needs to be happening in that conversation.

Speaker 1:
[35:12] Yeah, they need to just be like, okay, we really have fun as friends, we have a good banter, we connect with each other really well, and we just have to take the romantic thing out of it. Like, I'm not going to try to get back with you, you're not going to try to get back with me, and that's okay, we're going to go pursue other people, sometimes right in front of each other's faces, and we have to know that when we do it, it's nothing personal towards the other person. And I want to be your cheerleader when you find a guy, and I want you to be my cheerleader when you find a girl, and we're going to build from there. And I think that's actually would be great. And honestly, I really do get Ciara when she's like, I just want to dive back into being friends because it really is exhausting when you really have resentment towards someone. I have a friend who is the fakest person I know. He is so, he's like crazy fake, out of control fake. And I used to get so mad because he would, for eight years, literally, he would never showed up to a, he would be like, oh, he would never show up to a birthday, never show up to anything I'd buy him to invite. Like he once asked for tickets for the crappies. I gave him tickets, didn't even show up to that. Like literally just the fake, I'm like, fuck this guy. Like what a, I'm getting rid of the fake people in my life. Oh my God, so fake, so fake, so fake. And you whip yourself into a frenzy. And then, you know, one time recently, we had like a group dinner and it was like really fun. And he was really fun. And I was like, you know what? I'm tired of just like resenting this fake ass person. I just know that they're fake and it's okay. Like I know that they're fake and I can just, it's more fun to have fun with someone. I'm just gonna have fun with this person and I will have zero expectations of them and I'll just have fun. And it's like so much better. And I'm like, I know he's a fake ass and it's fine. I don't invite him to shit and I don't go to his shit anymore, but when I see him, I have fun. And I kind of feel like Ciara is at that place, which is like, you know what?

Speaker 2:
[36:57] Let me just have to listen to this. Well, this is different because they could just be friends, but the thing is, is that they keep doing this like flirting and at the end of the night, staring at each other from each other's doors and like, is, are they or aren't they? So it's not like they're just being friends. They're, you know, it's like friends with more that could lead to more, but is it more and is it not more? So there's all this other stuff that's going into it. Cause I think if it was just being friends, they could just be friends, you know? But it's the flirting and I think he is trying to work his way back in there by flirting, even though he has no intention.

Speaker 1:
[37:32] Yes, that's what he should not be doing. And that's why I said that their conversation should be just like, we'll be best friends. Let's take the romance out of it. But he, and the reason why this is also egregious, why everything has been egregious, is because he has been so flirtatious with her and he's sort of been like a sad puppy when Jessie was interested in Ciara and all this stuff. So like he is pretending like he is romantically interested, but like clearly he's not, has no interest. I think he just wants a conquest, you know? Cause ultimately the person that he is truly in love with is Amanda.

Speaker 2:
[38:04] Well, it's not, it's beyond conquest cause they're on the, and I agree, I'm agreeing with you, I'm just adding to it. I think it's that plus more, because I think that Jessie and West use, use Ciara as like an audience kind of like gauge. And so like whoever, because they both had major problems with the audience over Ciara issues, you know? And so I, and West talks about it at the end. He's basically like, he basically admits at the end, he's like, this is so hard because of the public, you know, and the fans and this and that. That's what makes it so hard, which, cause that's all he cares about ultimately. He's just a thirsty fucking TikTok loser. You know, all he cares about is fan reaction. And I think Jessie is the same way. And so Ciara is like the most popular person with the audience. She's the, if you mess with, you know, if you're with Ciara, they're like, oh my God, you're so cute. You're so sweet. If you're against Ciara, people are dying your sleep. And so I think they use her as this, you know, kind of audience, this gauge of the audience and how popular they are in their own competition with each other. So Ciara's really not even involved. And that's what, that's why it makes me crazy that Ciara's always crying. It's like, I don't, it's, I do understand her feelings in it. I just wish I could tell her, it has nothing to do with you. You are a representation of audience popularity. And that's all these guys are using you for. Like they don't care about you. They're never gonna care about you. And once there's someone more popular on the show, they're gonna be using her the same way. But right now, they're just fucking using you. And it just makes me crazy. So when I hear her being like, well, I just want a friendship. And I, no, no, no, no, no. Like, no, because they don't care. Stop giving them more likes.

Speaker 1:
[39:46] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[39:47] On, you know, Instagram or whatever. Just let them fade off.

Speaker 1:
[39:51] But, but what, like, Jesse Solomon would give up his last name for her. So, I mean, he's willing to take the plunge. Give my last name for you. So, so, me as well. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2:
[40:08] Does that mean, like, I'll marry you? Like, I'll give my last name to you? Or does it mean, like, if we get married, we can use your last name? Like, I'm not really attached to.

Speaker 1:
[40:17] I think the, the implication is, if you get, if we get married, you'll take on my last name. So, I'm giving you my last name. But it sort of sounds like he's saying, no, actually, I'll have the maiden name and we'll use your last name.

Speaker 2:
[40:31] I'll get a hyphen for ya. Now, both are last names.

Speaker 1:
[40:37] Yeah, man, hyphenate. So anyway, West is still in the dog house and that is that. So, at the kitchen table, everyone's eating breakfast. Kyle's like, I really appreciate everyone coming out last night to come around to watch me fade Amy Grant in the Beezer Sedera. Who knew they had a duet? I didn't even have to do any work. It was great.

Speaker 2:
[40:56] It wasn't my best time. Sabrina's like, no, you played great.

Speaker 3:
[40:59] Like, I was really happy to be there. It was like really, really fine. As your best friend, it was like an honor to see you do your art.

Speaker 1:
[41:07] And so Amanda's like, yeah, Kyle fucked up like in transitioning a few times.

Speaker 3:
[41:11] And he would just like look at me and go, oopsie.

Speaker 1:
[41:15] Then they laugh.

Speaker 2:
[41:16] Oh, it wouldn't be fun if Amanda couldn't undermine Kyle for a second. Like, Jesus, can you just pretend the man did a decent job? Kyle fucked up a lot. He still doesn't know what he's doing.

Speaker 1:
[41:29] Right. By the way, I feel like it's been Kyle's birthday for like many weeks. I feel like it's been Kyle's birthday longer than it's taken Ellie to make that cake on Below Deck. So Ciara comes downstairs and then West is telling us, I feel, yeah, of course, I feel really bad. That's why I'm wearing this shirt that you can only see the tips of my fingers coming out of the sleeves, because I feel that bad. And my objective is like every day, my main objective is like, don't upset Ciara, like don't hurt her feelings.

Speaker 2:
[41:58] Please, you're going out of your way to do it. Shut the fuck up. I'm so sick of you.

Speaker 1:
[42:02] That's what I really hate.

Speaker 2:
[42:03] You went out of your way. And then he's like, I didn't even invite this girl. Yes, you did. You invited everybody to this party. You even told the whole group, there's a girl who's coming who's really hot. And now you're pretending you didn't even know her and you had no idea who she was. She's just some rando who came to like sit on your lap and take advantage of you while you were drunk. You're such a fucking liar, Camille, I can't.

Speaker 1:
[42:25] And he even said when she sat down, oh, the girl like kind of my ex is right behind you. And then he's acting like I didn't even see you. And when Ciara says you didn't see me, I get it or whatever. He never corrects it. Like it's just it's terrible. And I and I said this last week, it really bothers me when he's like, I've just been working really hard not to upset her because it kind of like also puts a lot of it on Ciara like, oh, be careful with Ciara. You never know when she's going to blow. You never know when she's going to lose her top. Like, oh my God, she's going to like, she's just be careful powder keg over there. And I just don't like that. Like it should be that you are working hard every day to be just a better person and be chill and to like understand her and understand her boundaries.

Speaker 2:
[43:06] And it's not like about like God.

Speaker 1:
[43:08] Yeah, it's just, I feel like it's just he by him saying, I just don't want to piss her off. It's sort of taking himself out of it in a weird way. And he's almost like making himself look like a hero. It's like, no, like, I don't think Ciara wants you to tiptoe. I mean, she may joke that she enjoys the power that that has. It's like, just be a good person and be respectful. And then everything should fall into place.

Speaker 2:
[43:33] I mean, if he was just honest.

Speaker 1:
[43:34] And it's a lot. And it's a lot.

Speaker 2:
[43:37] He is honest with everybody else. I mean, he told everyone else, oh, I'm invited this hot girl. Then the hot girl sits on his lap and they make out or whatever. And he's like, oh, that girl's right behind us, but whatever. So he was honest to everybody else. And then he was honest when she got upset. And he said to everybody else, what, I've been walking on eggshells for like 18 months. Like, how long do I have to do this? Okay, well, that's an honest reaction. And I would respect it a lot more if he went to her and said, listen, you don't want me. You've made it clear you don't want me. You don't like me, whatever. We're trying to be friends, but if you don't like me and there's no chance, then I should be able to make out with some girl at a party. We need to talk about this. If they had that discussion and she was like, yeah, but it still hurt my feelings that you did it right next to me and you were performative, she would still have a point. I'm not saying that that would make him right, but at least it would be an honest conversation where she could be like, okay, well, then we're just friends and we're not going to be flirting anymore. Is that what you're saying? Because if I was getting a solid directive here, I would know what's going on, but you're acting like we're going to be together any minute and then you're making out with some hoe right next to me. So what is it? But at least it would be an honest conversation. But all of this, I didn't mean to and I was drunk and I don't remember and who even was that girl and I've just been trying so hard for 18 months. It's just bullshit. Just say you're sick of walking on eggshells and you shouldn't have to because you're fucking single. And that's it. Have an honest conversation. It's not such a fucking wuss. My God.

Speaker 1:
[45:05] I think that she would, I think Ciara would appreciate that. Someone who's just like standing up for himself and saying like, look, I'm sick of it. Like I just, I spent all of last season spending half the weekend nights outside of the Summer House because I was so like trying to like, you know, be respectful of your feelings and not trying to bring anyone around. And I just have to live my life at a certain point, you know? Like, and I think she would really respect that upfront sort of conversation, but it is this whimpering, like head down, like puffy bangs forward thing. And it's just like, it's enough, it's too much. So, um, uh...

Speaker 2:
[45:40] And this is when he says, Yeah, I'm like, I've worked on it so hard, and then I just ruined it by like making out with someone I never even met before. Which is another lie. So then at the kitchen table, Dara's like, well, I just want to say thank you guys for making my full weekend like so easy, breezy and fun.

Speaker 3:
[45:56] This was amazing.

Speaker 2:
[45:58] Oh my God, is that a dead fly? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1:
[46:03] So they clap for her like, congrats, Dara, you successfully replaced Levi. And then now they're packing up to go.

Speaker 2:
[46:10] I just got dumped.

Speaker 1:
[46:12] Yeah, Levi's officially done, though. And people are packing up and Ben is like, Sabrina, come and pack your stuff. Come on, Sabrina. Come on, that's a good girl. That's a good girl. Lollipop afterwards. And then people are showering. And so West knocks on Ciara's door and he's like, I just want to tell you, I think at this point Amanda, no, it's just not, Amanda's not there. This is at the later on when he does this again, the following weekend when Amanda's on the phone. But in this case, Amanda's not on the phone. It's just Ciara. And West goes, I just want to tell you, I apologize for being a shitty friend because yeah, I don't feel good at all. And I personally am bummed because I feel like on a friendship level, things were pretty okay. And then I hope that I didn't fuck up whatever was built the rest of the summer. And she's like, I mean, this is why I didn't want to be friends with you again. This doesn't make any sense. I want you to be able to live your life and be free and whatever. So I think that let's just keep it at that. And we just won't be friends. It's like, okay, it's just a lot harder for me, I guess, because I want you to like me because the audience would then forgive me. But like, if you don't like me, they're gonna be really mean to me. So can we take it from the top?

Speaker 2:
[47:28] I've just been like putting so like much effort into just like, like, you know, I just want you to like know that I care and like I've been trying so hard. And like, I mean, now it seems like none of that even mattered, you know? Like you said, you're okay with awkwardness, but I'm not like it really bugs me horribly because the audience will still hate me. So I'm not really good at pretending to like not know each other. I mean, it really takes a lot out of me. You are the aggressor here, sir, with your, even this is aggressive with your constant whining and making yourself the victim and going out with everyone in the house and making yourself this whole victim that someone is traumatizing. You're doing it.

Speaker 1:
[48:10] Well, also he just said, you're fine with this situation, but I'm not really, I'm not good with awkwardness. I'm like, so are you here to apologize to her because you hurt her feelings? Or are you there because you can't stand having someone who's sort of indefinitely mad at you and it's awkward. And this is like, is it really about Ciara right now? Or is it about you and how you're feeling? Cause I think like the punishment is that you have to sit with the awkwardness.

Speaker 2:
[48:35] Yeah, it's not as much like, I'm sorry, I would constantly hurt your feelings on purpose. It's more like, please stop calling me out so I can stop being in trouble. Cause I really don't like the being in trouble part. So now it's Sunday, everybody, it's still Sunday. Everybody's packing to leave to go home. And Dara's like, let the record show I'm packed and ready. And the room was clean and KJ had nothing to do with it. I did it all.

Speaker 3:
[48:59] That's Dara, deal with it. We'll be there.

Speaker 1:
[49:02] He spent the entire morning brushing his teeth, so. And then Jesse sees, Jesse goes, sees Bailey. Bailey walks by and he's like, Hey, what's up, Bailiff? Hey. Oh, like, okay. Well, I'm glad that someone's finally acknowledging me and giving me a pet name in this house. Bailiff was maybe not what my choice was, but not loving that nickname. Jesse, I'm not gonna lie. Please don't call me Bailiff ever again. I think I'd rather be off the show than be called Bailiff.

Speaker 2:
[49:30] Hey, how about this? What's up, big Bailiff? Hey, that's maybe that way. That works. Yeah, big. You're going to add big to it. And that's a big goal. Wow. Thanks. Thanks, Jesse.

Speaker 1:
[49:41] I got broken up in a Sweet Greens, not a Kentucky Fried Chicken, okay? So please respect. Respect my journey, okay? So Amanda is like, and then everyone says goodbye. Hey everyone, this is the end of part one of this recap. For part two, keep an eye on your podcast feed. It is coming up in just a moment. Thanks so much for listening. Catch you on the second half. Watch What Crappens would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alice in King.

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[51:38] Can I have a Cavanaugh? It's Anna Cavanaugh. Somebody get us 10 ccs of Betsy MD.

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[51:44] We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva.

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[51:47] Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil.

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[51:49] Put us on a stretcher, it's Charlotte Fletcher. Hogel your horses, it's Christine Hogel. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily Sides.

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[51:59] Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. We got our wish, it's Jen Plish. My favorite Murdo, Karen McMurdo. Let's get savage with Laura Wildman. In the study with a candlestick, it's Leslie Peacock. We're ride or die for Lisa Ryder Baron. She's a whiz, it's Liz Sarthi. Always killing it, it's Lola Alcolani. Roger that, it's Marliss Rogers.

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[52:24] The incredible, edible Matthews Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose. She's the lady of the house, it's Rachel Shirauz. There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud. She's our princess, it's Rebecca Prince.

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[52:47] Shannon out of a cannon, Anthony. Please don't stop, it's Solian Pop. Let's take off with Tamla Plain.

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[52:53] Let's strike a pose, it's Tori Rose. She ain't no shrinking Violet Coutar.

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