title 4/22/26 The Love of Jeremy Game Show 💕 | Brown Bag Mornings

description The "studious fools" stage a high-stakes intervention for Jeremy, a 26-year-old energy mogul trying to choose between his "ride or die" ex, his baby mama, and a hot Denver psychologist while secretly adding a fourth girl in Dallas to his roster. Between the relationship drama, the squad investigates why Rihanna’s legendary weed is making people poop their pants and roasts Drake for a frozen album stunt that almost burned down Toronto.

[Edited by @iamdyre 😻]

Chapters

(00:00) Don't You Know I'm Local: A report on the 203 hooligans arrested for public intox and fake handicap placards.

(3:10) Chisme: Jonah Hill’s favorite memory of Rihanna making his friend poop her pants.

(6:18) Rap Sheet: Canadian authorities shut down Drake’s frozen album promo for being a "threat to life".

(8:52) Petty Police: The WNBA star celebrates her current man dunking on her ex.

(12:28) Scrolling: The Ashley Furniture employee who got fired for his viral freestyle marketing.

(16:30) Homie Helpline: An energy mogul needs help choosing between three women while working a "money glitch" in the oil fields.

(45:10) Hoarding: Greg's Straws

(46:52) Usher/Chris Brown Tix!

(56:47) Don't You Know I'm Local: LAUSD votes to ban screens to build "character" and save money.

(1:00:38) Chisme: A former housekeeper sues Kylie Jenner for a toxic environment and "hanger-throwing" supervisors.

(1:05:27) Money Moves: Roasting the NBA’s most frugal owner for banning free t-shirts and early checkouts.

(1:09:16) Studious Foo: Learning about the official "Earth Anthem" and why the Earth flag was made on Canva.

(1:12:46) Play Ball: The new head coach makes players earn the Raiders logo on their helmets.

 

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pubDate Wed, 22 Apr 2026 20:38:38 GMT

author Power 106

duration 4520000

transcript

Speaker 1:
[00:00] Before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review and yeah, subscribe so you don't miss any Brown Bag Mornings. What's up?

Speaker 2:
[00:09] This is B-Real from Cypress Hill.

Speaker 3:
[00:10] Cypress Hill.

Speaker 2:
[00:11] Where are you from, ese?

Speaker 4:
[00:13] Don't you know I'm loco?

Speaker 1:
[00:15] Oh my goodness gracious. So we went to Coachella about two weekends ago. Little did we know we were amongst so many criminals.

Speaker 5:
[00:24] What?

Speaker 1:
[00:24] Yes, Coachella just recently let out a report of how many people were arrested between the two weekends of Coachella, weekend one and weekend two and what they were arrested for. A total of 203 people were arrested over these two weekends. Hooligans charges included public intoxication, illegal drug possession.

Speaker 6:
[00:47] Hold on.

Speaker 5:
[00:48] Wait.

Speaker 1:
[00:48] The use of fake IDs.

Speaker 3:
[00:50] What?

Speaker 1:
[00:51] I'm wondering about that one because the kids are allowed.

Speaker 6:
[00:55] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[00:55] So what do you need a fake ID for?

Speaker 5:
[00:56] To buy alcohol?

Speaker 6:
[00:57] Maybe for the band, the Heinenken band that they would give you.

Speaker 1:
[01:01] That's wild. Trying to go to the Heinenken house? Yeah, that's a 21 and over spot for sure, for sure. Okay. And get this, people were also arrested for unlawfully using a disability placard.

Speaker 5:
[01:14] Oh, wow.

Speaker 1:
[01:15] They were using the little disabled person blue placard. They probably got a permanent, like a Kinko's or whatever they have nowadays for Kinko's.

Speaker 5:
[01:24] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[01:24] Okay. That's wrong. If you just take your grandma's car for a spin to Coachella.

Speaker 1:
[01:29] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[01:31] It's a real one. Throw them in jail. It's just like grandma's not here right now.

Speaker 1:
[01:34] Okay. But it's not part of the law. So yeah, it's wrong.

Speaker 6:
[01:37] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:37] According to the law, it's wrong.

Speaker 6:
[01:40] So you got to limp when you get off the car.

Speaker 1:
[01:41] I know you're a short king, but you're not short enough to get the handicapped placard. My friend over there.

Speaker 6:
[01:46] Oh, man.

Speaker 1:
[01:47] Yeah. So a lot of people got arrested, publicly intoxicated. That's weird. Me and I just saw people like run in, trying to get in, and then like they were chasing them. So I'm like, oh, those people probably got caught up. Those are cool. For trespassing and all of that. Get this though. This was down from other years of Coachella, the 203 people. Oh really? So it seems like we've been doing a lot of better job.

Speaker 6:
[02:09] Probably because it was more expensive.

Speaker 1:
[02:11] It's been expensive, brother.

Speaker 6:
[02:12] Yeah, it was more expensive this year.

Speaker 1:
[02:13] It has been expensive, brother, man. While Stage Coach, that is this weekend, it's the festival for a lot of country acts and randomly, Nelly Diplo, no, Karin Leon this weekend. No, it's Diplo, Nelly. I want to say Pitbull. Yeah, Pitbull. Yeah, that one might see a rise because last year Stage Coach saw a 20% increase from the year before. And coincidentally, Vic was there.

Speaker 6:
[02:42] I was there.

Speaker 3:
[02:42] Oh, you criminal.

Speaker 2:
[02:44] You short, short criminal.

Speaker 6:
[02:46] It's okay. They give me a short sentence. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:48] And.

Speaker 5:
[02:50] Oh, God, that was terrible. That was terrible.

Speaker 1:
[02:53] Yeah. Hey, do not make fun of him.

Speaker 5:
[02:57] He's short, though.

Speaker 1:
[02:58] He is.

Speaker 6:
[02:58] I'm not even that short.

Speaker 1:
[03:00] OK, 5'4.

Speaker 6:
[03:01] Somebody said they're 5'4, just like me. I'm like, bro, I'm not just like you.

Speaker 1:
[03:06] Biggie go. OK, Yakaete Vic. Yakaete. All right, let's get into some shizmash.

Speaker 6:
[03:10] Zula, come here.

Speaker 7:
[03:11] Now what's going on?

Speaker 8:
[03:14] Shizmashin with Angie.

Speaker 3:
[03:16] OK, this is going to be a little TMI, but you guys be honest. When was the last time you guys yourselves?

Speaker 5:
[03:24] Oh, probably two weeks ago, I would say.

Speaker 1:
[03:28] Your lady never tells. Sorry, Angie. You're not getting that out of me.

Speaker 3:
[03:31] That's fine. That's fine. What about you, Vic?

Speaker 6:
[03:33] Sixth grade on my trip to Mexico with my family. I sharded down my leg. It got all over my white, high top Air Force ones. I'll never forget it.

Speaker 1:
[03:42] Who was high top Air Force?

Speaker 6:
[03:44] Sixth grade! That's problem number one.

Speaker 5:
[03:45] You deserve to poop on yourself after all.

Speaker 6:
[03:49] That was the time!

Speaker 1:
[03:50] Did you even want the Zuma's revenge? You Spaniard?

Speaker 6:
[03:52] Yes, 100%. Don't trust the fart.

Speaker 1:
[03:56] But why, Angie?

Speaker 3:
[03:57] Okay, so I thought this only happened to guys because obviously right here, the two guys here are saying they did it, right? But apparently girls do it too.

Speaker 1:
[04:04] Angie, come on.

Speaker 3:
[04:05] No, I really thought like it was only a guy thing, like they just shart themselves.

Speaker 1:
[04:09] Only guys talk about it.

Speaker 9:
[04:11] You know what happened?

Speaker 5:
[04:14] You ever sharted yourself?

Speaker 3:
[04:15] No, that's why I really thought-

Speaker 5:
[04:16] Do you want to say something?

Speaker 3:
[04:17] No, I haven't.

Speaker 6:
[04:19] She has the opposite problem.

Speaker 3:
[04:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jonah Hill says that Rihanna actually made his friend herself, you guys. I'm not kidding. So you know how Rihanna just graced the cover of W Magazine with her baby Rocky, right? And so part of that article is like they're talking to celebrity friends, things like that, saying like, oh, what's your favorite memory of Rihanna? And so Jonah Hill was saying, you know what, this is my favorite memory when Rihanna made my friend poop herself, right? So apparently he said that he ran into her at a bar during his birthday ride. And he said, quote unquote, she had a joint on her and was generous enough to share with my friends. And one of my friends got so stoned that she pooped her pants.

Speaker 10:
[05:05] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[05:06] Rihanna has that make your friends their pants weed.

Speaker 1:
[05:11] I heard she got that good stuff.

Speaker 10:
[05:13] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:13] I heard Rihanna is one really cool to party with, like super down to earth, very low key, very vibes. But also that she got that.

Speaker 10:
[05:20] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[05:21] There's some good stuff out there that I'm making.

Speaker 1:
[05:22] If she were to do like Rihanna Kush or something, I guess she would have a straight.

Speaker 3:
[05:28] Yeah. But I didn't even know again that we can make you do that. But Ramona, our producer, was telling me, she's like, oh yeah, like if it relaxes you, it's going to relax you. And you're going to...

Speaker 1:
[05:37] In other places?

Speaker 3:
[05:38] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[05:39] It's a pop problem all of a sudden?

Speaker 3:
[05:41] That's what she was sharing.

Speaker 6:
[05:43] I thought I ish myself one time. I'm not good at like smoking, so I've hardly ever done it. But one time I did, I was like 19 and I was at like the studio and I thought I ish myself and I didn't know what to do, whether to get up and acknowledge it or just act like it didn't happen.

Speaker 5:
[05:58] Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 6:
[05:59] But it didn't happen.

Speaker 5:
[06:00] One time I took too many edibles and I thought that too and I had my girlfriend check with my pants.

Speaker 3:
[06:05] No, you didn't.

Speaker 6:
[06:06] Daisy, I miss you in his life.

Speaker 1:
[06:08] You were such a good girlfriend to him.

Speaker 5:
[06:10] I was so high out of my mind.

Speaker 1:
[06:11] You were such a good girlfriend.

Speaker 5:
[06:14] I was so high, I was like, you gotta check my pants right now.

Speaker 3:
[06:16] Well, you're not alone, okay?

Speaker 1:
[06:25] Drake Hive is really happy, but a faction of it is not, all right? I'm talking about the Canadians over there in Canada. I know we saw the stunt that Drake did, which low key you gotta give props to, putting up big, big, big blocks of ice in the middle of the city and having people, like, I don't know, try to get under it, inside it, try to get the actual release date for his upcoming album, which did happen yesterday. Someone grabbed it. It comes out May 15th. And later on, we're gonna tell you something he admitted with this album rollout. That's coming up at 8.30. But we gotta tell you now that the fire department and the city of Canada was pissed. Yes, Prodi. Yes. And usually they back up Drake, infamously throughout all his beefs, like the, I don't know, is it the mayor, the freaking president of Canada, is always on his side, or of Toronto, is always on his side. However, they thought that this stunt posed a public safety risk. Officials say people were using flammable liquids, open flames, which created what they called an immediate threat to life. All right? Firefighters showed up, you can check out the video, Brown Bag Mornings 106 on Instagram, and they started hosing the whole thing down. They broke it apart. They broke apart all of the ice stuff because of the complaints that they got for this 25-foot structure. Excuse me. Structure chunks of ice were falling. Tools were getting thrown. It was basically like a really bad time. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[07:51] Yeah, it was weird. I saw like, how do you even get that? It's like little flame throwers and stuff like that. I'm like, what the hell is going on over there? Is it that serious? Like it looked like a like a Fortnite match.

Speaker 1:
[08:01] For sure.

Speaker 5:
[08:03] The funniest part is that we already got the release date and people are still going back and trying to like break ice.

Speaker 1:
[08:07] You know what though? I saw people taking pictures in front of it and I was like, that's a really cool backdrop and that's a moment that you could say you were there. Yeah. For his fans and for people in Toronto or Canada, I thought that was a really cool thing because let something pop up like that around here. Like you'd want to go just have a photo for the moment. Yeah. For sure. Because for sure they're not going to let that happen again. So yeah. Well, Drake fans are very happy. You're very happy.

Speaker 5:
[08:29] Yes. May 15th.

Speaker 1:
[08:30] Super happy.

Speaker 5:
[08:31] Come on now. To my words, fam. What? To my words, Crote.

Speaker 3:
[08:36] Can you say that in English?

Speaker 5:
[08:37] You're being a Gerbert right now, Crote.

Speaker 1:
[08:39] Oh, he's doing all the slang terms that he heard over here. Like all in favor of deporting Greg to Canada.

Speaker 5:
[08:44] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[08:45] Please. Let's do it. We should.

Speaker 11:
[08:46] Right?

Speaker 1:
[08:47] All right.

Speaker 5:
[08:47] You make me sick to my stomach, fam. All right?

Speaker 11:
[08:54] The Petty Police.

Speaker 1:
[08:56] You're just petty.

Speaker 2:
[08:57] I'm being petty.

Speaker 3:
[09:02] Alright, you're gonna let me know.

Speaker 1:
[09:04] I was saying, yeah, like, yeah, like, ooh.

Speaker 5:
[09:07] From your anniversary last night?

Speaker 8:
[09:09] Oh.

Speaker 3:
[09:11] You're thinking of her?

Speaker 5:
[09:12] Pause. Hold on.

Speaker 1:
[09:15] Having a shower. Just soaking in it.

Speaker 5:
[09:16] Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:
[09:17] Oh, yeah. You want to get gross?

Speaker 1:
[09:18] I'll get you grossed.

Speaker 3:
[09:21] Face.

Speaker 1:
[09:24] Oh, we want to get pervy? I am very perv. What is like?

Speaker 3:
[09:30] We didn't even do anything.

Speaker 1:
[09:31] We just ate and then I got too drunk.

Speaker 3:
[09:34] And then I just wanted to go to sleep.

Speaker 1:
[09:37] I love you, babe.

Speaker 3:
[09:39] That's a great night.

Speaker 1:
[09:40] Babe, when we get home, all the things are going to do to you.

Speaker 5:
[09:43] And you're just in bed like...

Speaker 6:
[09:44] No, the worst part was when they fall asleep in the car. Yes!

Speaker 3:
[09:47] You did that!

Speaker 1:
[09:48] You did that! He's playing Casey and JoJo to get me there. And I'm like, no, third dream, bro.

Speaker 12:
[09:55] Stop that jack in the box.

Speaker 1:
[09:58] All right.

Speaker 3:
[09:59] You have the weekend.

Speaker 1:
[10:01] Okay. WNBA superstar Angel Reese right now. She's trending right now, but not for her hoop skills, which she has plenty of, but for her relationships. What? So she's currently dating Wendell Carter Jr. He's from the Orlando Magic. But during the playoffs, Wendell Carter Jr. had a big game against the Detroit Pistons.

Speaker 11:
[10:26] Angel Reese's ex is on the Detroit Pistons.

Speaker 1:
[10:31] You saw this too, Vic, huh?

Speaker 11:
[10:33] You were tripping up.

Speaker 6:
[10:33] Yeah, it was like, because the craziest part is that she posted it. Yes, she posted the actual dunk of...

Speaker 1:
[10:40] Let me tell you what she posted. So they're playing each other, not only on opposite sides, that you know who your person's ex is. For sure.

Speaker 6:
[10:48] It was public, too.

Speaker 1:
[10:49] Her man ends up dunking on her ex, which is crazy. That feels like a win in itself.

Speaker 3:
[10:56] Like, yeah, I moved on, whatever happened between us.

Speaker 1:
[10:58] Not just that, but my man dunked on you. And yes, she went onto her Instagram and she posted the clips.

Speaker 13:
[11:04] Paolo Bencaro with the no look alley oop. Beautiful pass.

Speaker 12:
[11:09] Great start to the third.

Speaker 9:
[11:10] 8-1 start for the Magic here in Detroit.

Speaker 3:
[11:14] Oh, it just looks so good.

Speaker 5:
[11:16] He did the dunk. That's all the announcement. I thought it was dramatic or something like that. I was like, damn, because they know the rival.

Speaker 1:
[11:21] They don't know. Everyone's a rival right now.

Speaker 3:
[11:23] It's the NBA, finally.

Speaker 5:
[11:24] Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3:
[11:25] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[11:25] But they don't know the T.

Speaker 1:
[11:26] Yeah, the game had just started. The commentators are just commentating.

Speaker 5:
[11:30] Yeah, part of the drama.

Speaker 6:
[11:31] No, they're like 60-year-old white dudes. They don't know the T.

Speaker 5:
[11:34] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1:
[11:35] He has great hoop skills.

Speaker 6:
[11:36] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[11:37] Very energetic past.

Speaker 6:
[11:38] Yeah, I wonder why he made a face after he did that.

Speaker 1:
[11:40] He did that.

Speaker 6:
[11:41] And said, she's mine.

Speaker 1:
[11:44] Is posting it going too far, though? Is it like, oh, you're so thinking of your ex, or why is he still on your mind? You know what I'm saying? Or is it, nah, take this W. Take this W, your man dumped on your ex.

Speaker 6:
[11:55] I think it's take the dub. I thought about it, too. I'm like, I wouldn't want my girl even involved if she's still thinking, but at the same time, if they're on the same page about it, that means they're both laughing and be like, dude, babe, you dumped on him sick. Yeah, he's gonna cry. I know he cries, because he used to cry around me.

Speaker 13:
[12:11] Close. Hilarious.

Speaker 1:
[12:13] Now, Jalen Durin is a rumored ex. No one ever confirmed that they had been together, but there was like, oh yeah, they had a thing. They had a situation shit going on. All right, yes, that was Petty Police. I'm Letty for Brown Bag Mornings. I'm Power 106. Let's get into some.

Speaker 13:
[12:28] Tune in to Young Joc and the Streets Morning Takeover. You left the man hanging because he has a full-size bed.

Speaker 10:
[12:33] Yes, sir, I sure did.

Speaker 11:
[12:34] How tall is he?

Speaker 14:
[12:36] He is tall.

Speaker 10:
[12:37] Oh, hell no.

Speaker 6:
[12:38] And y'all wasn't in the kids room.

Speaker 4:
[12:40] He ain't take you in the kids room.

Speaker 9:
[12:41] So he gotta curl up to be in his bed.

Speaker 1:
[12:43] I'm not trying to be curled up.

Speaker 7:
[12:45] Sometimes you need space. You know, sometimes you just need a little bit of space.

Speaker 10:
[12:49] Hold on, so all this is over my bed?

Speaker 4:
[12:51] Who gave you that bed, Trav, it's real.

Speaker 2:
[12:52] It's real, you feel me?

Speaker 4:
[12:53] Who passed the bed down to you?

Speaker 12:
[12:56] Somebody brought that bed over there on the back door, Trav.

Speaker 2:
[12:59] I sleep how I want to sleep, man.

Speaker 10:
[13:01] I like to cuddle, so I got a bed.

Speaker 2:
[13:03] You ain't going nowhere.

Speaker 10:
[13:04] You right there for me.

Speaker 2:
[13:05] I have no reason to sit on that bed.

Speaker 4:
[13:06] So you went to the store and purchased a full size bed.

Speaker 9:
[13:10] It's definitely getting small d energy in that full size bed.

Speaker 7:
[13:14] Okay, come on now.

Speaker 10:
[13:15] That's crazy.

Speaker 4:
[13:16] Man, go on Facebook and get you a king size bed, bro.

Speaker 13:
[13:20] Tune in to Young Joc and the Streets Morning Takeover, available now on your favorite podcast platform.

Speaker 1:
[13:29] Scrolling.

Speaker 5:
[13:32] If you're ever thinking about making a fun video at your job, think twice because it might get you fired.

Speaker 1:
[13:37] Oh, so that's why you don't do the videos, not because you're lazy. Did he stole you a video and don't want it because you're supposed to promote a Jankers round?

Speaker 5:
[13:46] I did the video.

Speaker 1:
[13:47] You and Concrete were supposed to feed each other cherries.

Speaker 12:
[13:50] Yeah, I did the video.

Speaker 1:
[13:51] You said you were going to do it in a hotel room in Salinas. You didn't do it.

Speaker 6:
[13:54] Yeah, what happened in the hotel room?

Speaker 5:
[13:56] There's no cherries, but there was a hotel room, all right? Well, anyways, Steph, the chef, is going viral on TikTok because he made freestyle videos of him working at Ashley's furniture, and they were dope. The freestyles sounded sick. Listen to this.

Speaker 8:
[14:09] Recliners and sectioners with a sofa. Come and get you one, baby, like you posta. Come and sit your love on that sofa. Come here, baby, and do what I told you. Ashley Furniture, Ashley Furniture, Ashley Furniture.

Speaker 5:
[14:23] People love it. Ty, I like it. Yeah. He made another one, too, that's also fire.

Speaker 13:
[14:30] Come get a couch, wait.

Speaker 8:
[14:32] Come get a couch for your house, wait. Come get a couch for the mouse, wait. Come get some mattresses, too, wait. Come get some mattresses, too. We got a mattress for huh? We got a mattress for you. Up here Ashley, up here Ashley, up here Ashley, up here well, up here Ashley, up here Ashley, up here Ashley, up here well. Fire!

Speaker 3:
[14:49] I like it.

Speaker 1:
[14:50] He's out there doing jiggles.

Speaker 5:
[14:52] For free, free advertisement, right?

Speaker 3:
[14:54] That's good, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[14:55] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[14:55] Fire.

Speaker 5:
[14:56] Ended up getting fired, that's what happened.

Speaker 1:
[14:58] What? Oh.

Speaker 5:
[14:59] But he also took his skills and made them.

Speaker 1:
[15:01] Hold on, why did he get fired? Did he get fired for the videos?

Speaker 5:
[15:04] For making videos, yeah. He got fired for making videos. He says it in this freestyle right here. Thank you.

Speaker 6:
[15:23] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[15:45] Aww, poor thing.

Speaker 6:
[15:47] He broke character at that. Actually just feel neglected.

Speaker 5:
[15:51] Yeah, so his videos went viral and ended up getting fired.

Speaker 1:
[15:54] I will say, the one with his fire is less fire than the one when he was at a job. The first one, right? Yeah. Well, it's just he needs to do the acapella with the table snacks.

Speaker 5:
[16:02] He'll do the whole sugar free with the pencil.

Speaker 1:
[16:04] No, like putting a beep behind it just doesn't hit the same. I didn't hear you sound like you're from county.

Speaker 5:
[16:08] Like this one, right?

Speaker 1:
[16:09] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[16:11] Come here to the couch.

Speaker 1:
[16:13] I got some lunch tables type stuff. Bruh, now is the time Bob's discount furniture.

Speaker 14:
[16:20] Do it.

Speaker 1:
[16:22] Do it.

Speaker 6:
[16:22] Or Living Spaces.

Speaker 1:
[16:24] Living Spaces.

Speaker 6:
[16:25] You're right.

Speaker 1:
[16:26] Or La Cura Sata. Bruh, get on this guy. I'm wondering why he got fired. You know the other girl on TikTok making jingles?

Speaker 6:
[16:34] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:35] Vita Coco or Vita Coco.

Speaker 6:
[16:36] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[16:37] She got popping. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[16:39] But. I think the difference is she didn't work at Vita Coco. She, or like.

Speaker 1:
[16:43] Yeah, yeah. She just showed up and used her.

Speaker 6:
[16:44] And I think it's like unauthorized marketing, I guess. It's like they don't want their furniture pushed in that way. I get it.

Speaker 1:
[16:50] I get it. Watch, he was doing that while there was customers waiting to buy my mattress.

Speaker 5:
[16:54] Oh, maybe.

Speaker 1:
[16:54] Like, maybe. Like, yeah, bro, you were doing that literally while someone's asking for help.

Speaker 5:
[16:59] He's like, hold on. I got this bar in my head.

Speaker 1:
[17:00] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[17:01] Yeah, let me make this video really quick.

Speaker 1:
[17:03] Oh, you want a mattress? Say you want a mattress.

Speaker 5:
[17:05] Yeah, like.

Speaker 6:
[17:06] He's doing that to the customers.

Speaker 1:
[17:08] Ashley Furniture, you gotta say your piece cause now you're looking like the bad guy.

Speaker 5:
[17:13] Yeah, he's gonna go to Curacao and make a freestyle now.

Speaker 1:
[17:15] What is, it's La Curacao Bro.

Speaker 5:
[17:17] Oh, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 1:
[17:18] Get your femenims and your mesculims. What is Instagram or TikTok?

Speaker 5:
[17:22] It's TikTok, Steph the Chef. Steph the Chef.

Speaker 1:
[17:25] No food?

Speaker 5:
[17:26] No food, just all the bars. He's a salesman.

Speaker 1:
[17:28] He's bars.

Speaker 5:
[17:30] All right, thanks. All right, check this out, homie.

Speaker 13:
[17:32] You need a homie or need some help?

Speaker 8:
[17:34] We need your help.

Speaker 14:
[17:36] We'll need a line. I mean phone line.

Speaker 2:
[17:38] We got your phone.

Speaker 12:
[17:40] The homie helpline.

Speaker 6:
[17:42] Jeremy needs our help. Jeremy. Jeremy hit us up and said, Good morning, fools. My name is Jeremy. I need some help. I pretty much got three girlfriends and I don't want to do this anymore. I'm getting older. I'm 26 now. Oh, God. And I have a kid with one of them and I want to settle down already. All of my friends I went to high school with are married and have kids and a family. I'm the only one who is living like this and I feel like I'm falling behind. He said, so let me tell you about the first one. My favorite ex, Brandy. She broke up with me before my birthday back in February. We've been together since we were 18. She was with me while I was partying, doing, getting my house raided and messing with her friend. What the hell?

Speaker 1:
[18:28] He had allergies or what?

Speaker 6:
[18:29] Yeah, a whole lot. We broke up for the first time in 2022.

Speaker 1:
[18:34] Doing congestion.

Speaker 6:
[18:37] Brandy. I ended up getting this other girl pregnant. We have been on and off ever since. She knows me the most. The second girl is my baby mama, Jackie. I've never officially been with her. I just got her pregnant and we've been co-parenting ever since. My daughter is three now. We're cool, but in December, Jackie confessed her love to me and said she wants us to be a family. But she stresses me out. The third one is this new girl I met in Denver, Crystal. She's cool, funny, badder than all of them. There's nothing bad to say about her, but I just don't know her too well yet and we don't have any history. We've only known each other for a few months. He said, in 2025, I started working with my dad who put me on a crazy money glitch. So now I travel for work and make really good money. To be honest, I've been walling out and I haven't been home since Christmas. On my days off, I've just been traveling spending time with these different women. I spend the most time with my baby mama Jackie, but I spend time with each one of them in their cities. I want to settle down, but I'm having a hard time deciding which one to give a ring to. Mind you, I'm going to stop my bad ways when I choose her and I just feel like I'm getting paper. Time to settle down. You feel me? Brown Bag, I need help deciding who should I settle down with? Brandy, my favorite ex, Jackie, my baby mama, or Crystal, the new girl. Let me know.

Speaker 5:
[20:03] This fool is on a whole tour or something?

Speaker 6:
[20:06] He's on a tour. He hasn't been home since Christmas.

Speaker 5:
[20:08] He's Jeremy.

Speaker 6:
[20:09] He's crazy. Then he's making a lot of money right now too, so he's like, okay, well, I think it's time to just settle down.

Speaker 5:
[20:18] But he's only 26.

Speaker 6:
[20:20] Right? Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[20:21] 26.

Speaker 1:
[20:21] He's a dad. He's different.

Speaker 6:
[20:23] He's 26.

Speaker 1:
[20:24] He's a father.

Speaker 6:
[20:25] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[20:27] What does that make a difference?

Speaker 1:
[20:28] It's different. You just have more responsibilities. You can't be the, oh, yeah, I'm 26 while young, while free. Like, it's different. You got responsibilities.

Speaker 5:
[20:35] But he doesn't want to go back to his baby.

Speaker 1:
[20:37] Yeah, but him saying, I'm getting older and I have a kid, totally makes sense. And I want to settle down because I'm getting older and I have a kid. Totally makes sense. You got to see that kid and be like, oh my God, my dad's so young. He should live his life. He's like, hey dad, I need structure. It's very different.

Speaker 6:
[20:53] Yeah, the kid's going to start school soon. But I was like, dude, 26. I mean, like you said right now, Greg, it's really young.

Speaker 11:
[21:00] It is really young.

Speaker 6:
[21:01] But I mean, he's a little different.

Speaker 1:
[21:04] Yeah, let me go wild out when I'm 21.

Speaker 5:
[21:07] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[21:07] But I had a kid.

Speaker 5:
[21:08] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[21:09] No one would be like, yeah, wild out. They'd be like, girl, you have a kid, be responsible.

Speaker 5:
[21:13] You have a kid.

Speaker 1:
[21:13] Like you kind of not for nothing. And for the young parents, that's part of the sacrifice. That's part of the sacrifice that we can't do the things that just a single person with no children can do. And granted, it comes with a beautiful blessing, but there is a sacrifice that a lot of the things that y'all can do. Go out, like do a bunch of the things. Be free, play the game, be a be a garden hoe. Like all of that, right? You just gotta think straight.

Speaker 5:
[21:41] People can still. People could still be, I'll be outside doing this.

Speaker 1:
[21:44] Of course they can, but people will judge them. People will be like, what are you doing, Louis Dye, and you have a kid at home.

Speaker 6:
[21:49] It's also a little different, because I was talking to Jeremy, and I was just like, bro, 26 is young. But he's like not where I'm from. Because he's from a town of, he said, 7,000 people.

Speaker 3:
[21:59] Oh, a small place.

Speaker 6:
[22:01] So it's different. LA is like, yeah, 26, woo! My life is just getting started. Over there, it's a little different. It's like people are 7,000 young.

Speaker 1:
[22:09] Like in their life. They've already got the job held down. They've already got the house held down. Yeah. What city is he from?

Speaker 6:
[22:18] He's Colorado.

Speaker 1:
[22:19] Colorado.

Speaker 2:
[22:20] Somewhere in Colorado.

Speaker 1:
[22:21] Colorado Rocky. But it seems like he has a game show going on for the love of him.

Speaker 3:
[22:26] He does.

Speaker 12:
[22:27] He's a bachelor over here.

Speaker 1:
[22:28] He's on the line. Jeremy, do these three girls know that they're candidates in the Love of Jeremy show?

Speaker 2:
[22:35] Two of them know.

Speaker 1:
[22:36] Two of them know. What do those two know, Homie?

Speaker 2:
[22:41] They know I'm kind of just going back and forth and kind of not made a decision. And I mean, as of right now, they're like kind of not okay with it, but they haven't really said anything.

Speaker 5:
[22:53] But they know for sure.

Speaker 1:
[22:54] Well, then how do you know they're not okay with it?

Speaker 2:
[22:56] Because they tell me all the time.

Speaker 1:
[22:58] Okay, I thought they didn't say anything.

Speaker 2:
[23:00] No, they don't say like, they don't tell me like, oh, you need to make a decision. They just like kind of throw it in my face. Oh, go with your little girlfriend, go, you know?

Speaker 1:
[23:11] I bet you I can guess the two that know. It's the ex and the baby mama.

Speaker 2:
[23:16] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[23:17] And then the new girl.

Speaker 3:
[23:17] And the new girl don't know it.

Speaker 6:
[23:18] Oblivious. It's all your baggage.

Speaker 1:
[23:20] It's just her.

Speaker 3:
[23:22] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[23:23] Well, she knows I have a baby mama, of course. She knows I have a kid.

Speaker 1:
[23:26] No, but she don't know you're-

Speaker 6:
[23:27] She don't know you spent the night. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[23:30] Yeah, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1:
[23:33] Okay, so you were with your original girlfriend and you guys had your on-and-offs and I'm assuming that you stepped outside of that relationship and you got another girl pregnant or was it during one of your offs?

Speaker 2:
[23:45] Well, I was doing some bad things in my life and she wasn't okay with me doing those things so then we broke up and I was still doing the bad things and then I ended up meeting my baby mama and then I got her pregnant and then I was still doing crazy things and then I was like, oh, I'm a dad. Like, I can't be doing these crazy things and then.

Speaker 1:
[24:07] It's too much congestion, brother. Too much congestion. Too many allergies.

Speaker 2:
[24:11] Yeah, something like that. Crazy.

Speaker 1:
[24:14] OK, was the girl that you had the baby with, it was she on that type of time, too?

Speaker 2:
[24:20] No, actually, she she just didn't know. Like, I had always I've always been like traveling around for work before this. And like before all this, before I had a kid, before basically since I was 17, I've been traveling for work and she never really knew who I was. So when I came back after I broke up with my ex, they were like, oh, who's this guy? Like, I ain't even been around, you know, like, you're like, you're new in town.

Speaker 6:
[24:52] But you're really small town girl.

Speaker 1:
[24:54] Yeah, April. Yeah, I get it. What do you do for work that you've been doing it for 17 since you were 17 and now you're like, pubbing it?

Speaker 2:
[25:02] I work in the energy field, like solar, gas and oil, wind.

Speaker 6:
[25:08] Nice.

Speaker 1:
[25:08] Money.

Speaker 6:
[25:09] Works in wind.

Speaker 1:
[25:09] And it pays well.

Speaker 6:
[25:10] Yeah, I'm wind.

Speaker 2:
[25:12] Yeah. Well, just recently, last July, my dad had been doing it. But me and my dad had been going like in not good terms because of my other life choices.

Speaker 1:
[25:23] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[25:23] But after I had my daughter and he kind of like, you know, like, hey, man, look at what I'm doing. You should come try this too. Like he got me into the energy field for sure when I was 17, but just we went different ways.

Speaker 1:
[25:37] Got it.

Speaker 2:
[25:39] He bring me back now and like showed me what he was doing. Like, look, started on business doing this and it's been working crazy.

Speaker 1:
[25:45] Like doing the energy stuff.

Speaker 2:
[25:46] Can't even believe it. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[25:48] All right. Let us know out here cause we pour out here in Los Angeles. We need to know where the money is at.

Speaker 6:
[25:52] The money glitch.

Speaker 5:
[25:53] Put it on. If you get a four, three girls, bro, that's impressive.

Speaker 1:
[25:56] Yeah, facts on facts.

Speaker 6:
[25:57] That's why they don't say nothing.

Speaker 1:
[25:58] And it's crazy. I have a homie, my homie Dre. He would tell me, I want to get so rich. I can have three wives. I'm like, we're not cars, dog. Like, we're not cars. And then you want the other hand, like, I'm so rich now. I just want to dwindle it down to one girl.

Speaker 5:
[26:12] You never win.

Speaker 2:
[26:12] I just, I want the little house on the prairie, you know, the dog, the family, the little house.

Speaker 5:
[26:17] I go in my truck, you know, my dog.

Speaker 1:
[26:20] And how's your daughter? How is she? Talk to me about her.

Speaker 2:
[26:24] Great. Like, the son to my life. I can't live without her.

Speaker 1:
[26:30] Imagine a guy cheating on her, then getting someone else pregnant. Oh, then seeing someone in Denver and being like, oh, I like that.

Speaker 14:
[26:42] Imagine she is one of the contestants on the For the Love of Aiden.

Speaker 3:
[26:47] Would you want that for her?

Speaker 2:
[26:50] Well, all I can say is I'm going to raise her right. These girls weren't raised right.

Speaker 5:
[26:56] Oh, man.

Speaker 6:
[26:57] That's why they like me.

Speaker 5:
[27:00] I like this guy.

Speaker 1:
[27:02] But you want to make one your number one.

Speaker 3:
[27:05] The one.

Speaker 6:
[27:06] He wants to settle down before she remembers that her dad is a...

Speaker 13:
[27:09] Worse.

Speaker 3:
[27:10] Says the dad that was pericando all over the Rocky Mountains.

Speaker 14:
[27:14] These girls were not raised right.

Speaker 6:
[27:16] He's like, you know how much snow there is in Colorado?

Speaker 5:
[27:19] You should be ashamed of yourself the way that you are.

Speaker 1:
[27:21] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[27:24] There hasn't been snow in Colorado since.

Speaker 1:
[27:30] Good. So you're in between these three women. Can you tell me the best thing about each of them? Yes.

Speaker 2:
[27:37] Probably with my ex, we've been through a lot. Like every downfall I ever had in my life, she was there with me.

Speaker 1:
[27:43] She's been your ride or die.

Speaker 2:
[27:45] Yeah, like for sure.

Speaker 1:
[27:46] She even took you back after you had a baby.

Speaker 2:
[27:50] Basically, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:52] Okay. Now baby mama.

Speaker 2:
[27:55] My daughter.

Speaker 1:
[27:57] That's it?

Speaker 3:
[27:58] I'm counting her out.

Speaker 1:
[28:00] You said she confessed her love to you. What did she say or what happened? Was it during a night that you went to visit or how did that go down?

Speaker 2:
[28:08] No. Well, we're going through a little court thing for the custody and it's not been very good.

Speaker 1:
[28:16] Yeah, it's horrible. It's a horrible matter.

Speaker 2:
[28:19] And we were just talking and like I was fed up with it. Like just like, tell me what I'm doing wrong. Like, so I could fix it. And she just like basically saying, I never gave our family a chance. Wow.

Speaker 1:
[28:30] Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[28:32] Which to me was crazy because I had asked her when she was pregnant, like, hey, do you want to try to be a family or you just want to like co-parent like, and she's like, no, I don't want to be with you.

Speaker 1:
[28:42] Yeah, because when you say it like that, when you say it like, hey, so what are we going to do? You're trying to build something or you want me to go? Or not.

Speaker 6:
[28:49] I'll just go back to where I was.

Speaker 2:
[28:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[28:51] Because also I'm assuming it was an accident. You guys didn't mean to get pregnant. This was someone you were talking to or hooking up with. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[29:00] Yeah. For sure.

Speaker 1:
[29:00] So you probably made her like it probably it probably made her not you specifically, but the situation. So she was probably feeling itky for you. But now she wants a family. OK. Good thing about the Denver girl, besides she don't know you for real. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[29:15] Honeymoon stage.

Speaker 2:
[29:19] She's she's actually like fun. You know, she knows like a lot of baggage about me because she's like.

Speaker 1:
[29:27] She's fine.

Speaker 2:
[29:27] She's from that circle, like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[29:31] Like congestion of allergy symptoms.

Speaker 5:
[29:33] That's why you like her.

Speaker 2:
[29:35] No, no, no. She just knows about me. Like, she knows I'm not perfect. She's ready to like, except like, oh, he does have a kid. And he does do these things.

Speaker 5:
[29:44] Where are you finding these women at?

Speaker 1:
[29:45] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[29:45] But don't the other two girls know also that you're not perfect? And you have a kid?

Speaker 1:
[29:50] Yeah. But she's more fine. You said she's finer than all of them.

Speaker 3:
[29:56] Crazy.

Speaker 2:
[29:57] As a little kid, I would have never believed I could have pulled it.

Speaker 6:
[30:02] You guys don't understand.

Speaker 3:
[30:03] You don't understand. When you pull that great white, you're like, wow, I did that.

Speaker 6:
[30:09] Wow. Wait, Jeremy, where are you at right now?

Speaker 2:
[30:12] Right now, I'm north of Dallas. I'm somewhere in the oil fields.

Speaker 6:
[30:17] Which one are you with?

Speaker 2:
[30:18] Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 5:
[30:23] Answer the question.

Speaker 2:
[30:26] We're experimenting.

Speaker 10:
[30:29] What is that? What?

Speaker 5:
[30:31] You have a Dallas one?

Speaker 6:
[30:31] You're with another one?

Speaker 1:
[30:32] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[30:33] I'm keeping my options open.

Speaker 1:
[30:35] You just said you want to settle down. Stop adding people to your roster, you crazy man. Jeremy.

Speaker 5:
[30:42] Not in Dallas, brother.

Speaker 1:
[30:45] Did you text all of them good morning this morning?

Speaker 2:
[30:48] Actually, they were calling me. I had to do some work stuff this morning. I just hit them with I was busy with work.

Speaker 1:
[30:54] All of them?

Speaker 2:
[30:55] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[30:56] Just copy and paste. Auto-reply. Busy with work, man. Auto-reply.

Speaker 1:
[31:01] Which one makes you light up when you receive the text?

Speaker 2:
[31:07] None of them really.

Speaker 3:
[31:09] Not even Crystal?

Speaker 5:
[31:10] Bro.

Speaker 6:
[31:10] He said the direct deposit does.

Speaker 5:
[31:12] Not even the hot one?

Speaker 3:
[31:13] Yeah, Crystal.

Speaker 2:
[31:15] I'm dealing with a lot of work, so I just don't even like, I'm tired. I love it. I work 18 hours a day. I think I was texting Vic last night.

Speaker 4:
[31:23] I love it.

Speaker 3:
[31:24] He's got time for you Vic.

Speaker 1:
[31:26] It happens.

Speaker 6:
[31:26] Not like that.

Speaker 1:
[31:27] Brother.

Speaker 5:
[31:28] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[31:29] So you want to choose one for you to ignore?

Speaker 2:
[31:34] I want to choose just one and ignore the rest. I want to like put my all into one and like build something like.

Speaker 6:
[31:40] Respect.

Speaker 5:
[31:40] They're just so busy for her though.

Speaker 1:
[31:41] Let's help him choose, all right? I like this. I already have who I think you should, but I want to see if everybody else thinks the same. From these three options, we welcome to The Love of Jeremy. Who gets this lucky, which one of these three lucky ladies will end up with him their whole life? Will it be Rocky Like the Mountains? I don't know, but one of them will win. Is it the ex that's been with him through everything, has taken him back even though he had a kid on her on the side? She is the one that probably, she grew up with him, is familiar, that's quote unquote his safe space, right? Is it the baby mama that yes, there's been contention, court battles, but she's saying, why don't we just give our family a shot? And so he's wondering like, dang, like maybe I never did. I love my daughter, she's the sun of my life, right? She's the sunshine. Could I try to make it work with baby mama and also skip past all the court fees and the... Oh true, true. Like there comes that, right? True, save yourself some money. Or is it Denver Girl, the hottest thing he's, he couldn't even dream that he could pull a girl like this. How'd you pull her by the way? Was it your looks, your charm, your jokes, your money? Money. Jeremy?

Speaker 2:
[32:58] I'm just funny. I think that's what it is. I know I'm not William Levy out here. I'm just funny.

Speaker 1:
[33:05] But did you, like, how'd you meet her? Like, how did you like, oh, she, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[33:10] Yeah, like.

Speaker 2:
[33:11] Mutuals.

Speaker 1:
[33:12] Mutuals, mutuals, okay.

Speaker 2:
[33:14] I got a home girl out there in Denver and she just had worked with this girl. And hey, do you want to go out to the Nuggets game? I was like, yeah, I'll go with you.

Speaker 5:
[33:22] Not to the Nuggets game.

Speaker 1:
[33:23] Nice.

Speaker 2:
[33:24] You get anywhere in the Nuggets game. The Nuggets going crazy.

Speaker 1:
[33:27] They're going crazy right now.

Speaker 6:
[33:28] What does the new girl do?

Speaker 2:
[33:30] She's a psychologist.

Speaker 5:
[33:33] Oh, she got a good job too then.

Speaker 1:
[33:36] And just the hottest psychologist he's ever seen in his life, okay? So which one should he choose to spend a life with? White picket fence, a family for his daughter, all of that good stuff, okay? So let's go to Edgar in New Jersey. Edgar, what's up, Edgar? Hey, Edgar, Edgar, talk to us. What would you tell the homie Jeremy? Who should he choose?

Speaker 10:
[34:02] Not going to lie, I think he should probably pick the new girl he met.

Speaker 1:
[34:06] The new girl?

Speaker 10:
[34:07] The new girl. You don't really know her. He's so fast, I feel like he should probably start something new.

Speaker 1:
[34:13] Oh, wow.

Speaker 10:
[34:14] I feel like with the ex, they broke up for a reason, you know?

Speaker 1:
[34:19] Yup.

Speaker 10:
[34:19] Big Mom, you know, also, you know, he ain't really try to make it work for a reason, so I feel like he's only right to go with the new girl.

Speaker 1:
[34:28] Yeah. Build with the one that don't know about you.

Speaker 10:
[34:31] Fresh start.

Speaker 6:
[34:31] Because you can make a new you.

Speaker 4:
[34:33] Yeah.

Speaker 10:
[34:35] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[34:36] Edgar, Edgar, you're a New Jersey. Have you been through something similar, bro?

Speaker 10:
[34:41] I ain't going to lie, I was, but I ain't going to lie, I met my girl, so we kind of like, I just locked it in from like the beginning. It was like, I've been doing good.

Speaker 1:
[34:48] Yeah.

Speaker 10:
[34:48] We moved out. I'm kind of like his date, I'm 25. I was also all around the place doing the same thing, but you know, it's like when you meet the one, it's the one, you know?

Speaker 1:
[34:57] Yeah. When you know, you know. And if you hadn't done it already, then you know, like that should be your sign that it's not those people. But it might have been like, I don't know, it was really snowy around his face. So that might have been that.

Speaker 6:
[35:08] Clouded his judgment.

Speaker 1:
[35:09] All of that.

Speaker 6:
[35:10] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[35:11] So sometimes you know she's the, and I think he knows each of them is deserving of it. Yeah. You know, it's a him thing though. Like which one should I give my all to? Right?

Speaker 5:
[35:20] He's just sitting there like, you're the one right now, I swear. I love you.

Speaker 3:
[35:24] Crystal, Crystal in South LA.

Speaker 1:
[35:26] What's up, mamacita?

Speaker 7:
[35:30] Hi, good morning. How are you guys?

Speaker 6:
[35:32] Hi, what's up, Crystal?

Speaker 1:
[35:33] Crystal, talk to us. What would you tell this guy Jeremy? He's in between three women.

Speaker 7:
[35:39] To be honest, I would say none. None? A man needs to know what they want before they commit.

Speaker 13:
[35:46] Ah, yes.

Speaker 6:
[35:48] He wants to commit.

Speaker 5:
[35:49] He knows what he wants. He wants the hot one.

Speaker 7:
[35:52] No. As far as if you have...

Speaker 1:
[35:54] He wants the...

Speaker 7:
[35:55] If you have three females and you can decide...

Speaker 1:
[35:57] He wants, excuse me, girl, he wants the family.

Speaker 5:
[36:00] Start a new life with the hot girl.

Speaker 1:
[36:01] No, but he wants the family and he wants to know which one of the three that could fit in that family should he go for.

Speaker 5:
[36:08] He wants the family.

Speaker 1:
[36:08] And you say none, Crystal.

Speaker 7:
[36:13] I personally would say none because I could argue about with the females. If you are messing around with three and you just can't decide on one, then it goes to show you it's probably none of those. Maybe he needs to work on his daughter, you know, be with his daughter, support his daughter. And then, you know, if something comes along and things happen and you say, he says, you know what, I'm happy with this girl, you know, he don't go find other females. And you know, that's the one.

Speaker 6:
[36:40] Wait, Crystal, so you're suggesting a fourth or fifth girl possibly? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 14:
[36:44] Oh no, I say he cuts off all three.

Speaker 6:
[36:46] Oh, okay.

Speaker 7:
[36:47] Works on himself.

Speaker 6:
[36:48] Resets the roster.

Speaker 1:
[36:49] And remember how we said this won't happen to his daughter because he's going to raise her right? Even though he hasn't been really present since December, you said?

Speaker 6:
[36:58] He spends time at his baby mama's house.

Speaker 1:
[37:00] At baby mama's, at baby mama's, okay.

Speaker 5:
[37:02] Baby mama's house.

Speaker 6:
[37:03] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[37:04] Plain house.

Speaker 1:
[37:05] Okay. Tres mujeres un camino.

Speaker 3:
[37:06] Which one should he have?

Speaker 1:
[37:08] Which one should he take? So far we got the new girl because she don't know. Bro, she don't know about you.

Speaker 6:
[37:14] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:14] Let her find out once you already locked it down. Then she can't leave.

Speaker 6:
[37:18] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[37:18] Very in manipulation. And then there's someone, Crystal, very level headed. None, bro. Like work on you. But we don't want level headed answers. No. Brandy. Excuse me. Peter and Garden Grove. You're choosing Brandy the X.

Speaker 10:
[37:35] Peter. Peter.

Speaker 2:
[37:39] Yeah, because from what I heard and what you've been, you guys been saying she's a ride or die.

Speaker 1:
[37:44] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[37:45] Ride or die is a keeper.

Speaker 2:
[37:46] Don't let ride or die go.

Speaker 1:
[37:47] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[37:48] And then personally, don't go with baddies neither because they let you down. There's always something wrong with baddies.

Speaker 4:
[37:55] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Speaker 1:
[37:56] Baddies let you down? Has that happened in your life, my friend?

Speaker 2:
[38:00] Yeah, she was a baddie, but she was not a mommy.

Speaker 6:
[38:04] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[38:04] So she let you down?

Speaker 2:
[38:05] She was not good with kids.

Speaker 1:
[38:07] Oh, did you have kids, bro?

Speaker 2:
[38:10] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[38:13] I feel her.

Speaker 6:
[38:13] I get you. She was like, so do they want cereal? How do you feed these things?

Speaker 1:
[38:21] Can we go to Disneyland like just us? Like not them?

Speaker 6:
[38:24] Do they have to come everywhere we go? Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[38:27] Exactly. Exactly. You have to be careful with baddies. They be like that.

Speaker 1:
[38:31] They do. They do. Hold on one second, brother. Hold on one second. Power 106. Number one for hip hop in Reseda.

Speaker 13:
[38:37] Shout outs to all my perritos in Reseda.

Speaker 1:
[38:40] All right. Let's go back to bro. I don't remember what phone he is. Peter.

Speaker 6:
[38:45] Peter.

Speaker 1:
[38:46] All right. Hey, brother. Yes. Hello. All right. Sorry. I had to just interrupt you just for the fun of interrupting. I love doing it.

Speaker 10:
[38:55] Is this Letty? Are we selling tamales?

Speaker 8:
[38:57] Sure, not yet. What?

Speaker 3:
[38:58] Selling tamales? What?

Speaker 2:
[39:00] What are you? What, brother?

Speaker 3:
[39:02] Peter.

Speaker 2:
[39:02] Are we selling tamales? You know, during Christmas, we sell tamales. Outside the studio, right here.

Speaker 1:
[39:08] Oh, is this the same person I was talking to just a second?

Speaker 3:
[39:12] Is this Peter?

Speaker 1:
[39:13] Peter, you said Baddies Let You Down. You had a girl that was bomb. You probably were like, dude, how did I bag her? But then she just didn't want to be around your kids.

Speaker 2:
[39:27] It's not that she didn't want to be around the kids. She just didn't know how to be around kids. And I didn't have time to show her as well.

Speaker 5:
[39:33] And you have her number?

Speaker 1:
[39:33] Yeah. Stop it.

Speaker 14:
[39:37] Thank you, bro. Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[39:38] So he says the ex, the ride or die.

Speaker 6:
[39:40] The ride or die. He said, that's a keeper. You don't let her go.

Speaker 1:
[39:42] She's already seen you're ugly and she's stayed with you.

Speaker 6:
[39:46] Stayed with you through a kid.

Speaker 1:
[39:47] But I feel like maybe she deserves a little bit better. You should want better for her than him.

Speaker 5:
[39:51] Nobody has empathy for the baby mama. That's his whole ass family.

Speaker 1:
[39:54] I do. But I don't know that it will end well. Personally. Jessie says go for the baby mama. What's up, Jessie?

Speaker 14:
[40:05] Hello?

Speaker 10:
[40:05] Hi.

Speaker 14:
[40:07] Hello.

Speaker 1:
[40:08] Hi.

Speaker 10:
[40:08] Good morning, Brown Bag.

Speaker 1:
[40:11] Jessie, was that your kid?

Speaker 14:
[40:14] No, that's my son, Jessie. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[40:16] Oh, your son is Jessie.

Speaker 14:
[40:19] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[40:19] Hi, Jessie. So, Jessie, what is your take? I would love a child's take on who this guy, which never be like him, by the way, has three girls and wants to know who he should settle down with. Is it the ex? Is it the baby mama? Or is it the new girl?

Speaker 14:
[40:35] I think it would be the baby mama.

Speaker 1:
[40:39] The baby mama.

Speaker 5:
[40:40] Why is that? Jesse?

Speaker 14:
[40:47] She's the ride or die.

Speaker 1:
[40:49] Yeah, love it, love it.

Speaker 3:
[40:51] Well, okay.

Speaker 1:
[40:52] Yep, Peter's girlfriend would be like, What do kids know about baby mamas? They have their mom.

Speaker 3:
[41:00] They are sad babies of sad mommies. That's your mommy.

Speaker 1:
[41:05] Sad babies of sad mommies. Hey, brother man, Jeremy. Jeremy, head at me.

Speaker 2:
[41:15] Jeremy.

Speaker 1:
[41:15] Jerr. Remy.

Speaker 10:
[41:17] Hello. Hey.

Speaker 2:
[41:20] Hey.

Speaker 1:
[41:23] I feel like you need to leave the ex alone. The ex been through enough. You are her trauma. True. You are who she's getting over, God. That's me personally. The ex does deserve, deserves the white picket fence, all of that house, all of that stuff. But I don't know that you deserve her because of the things that you've done to her. You currently had a baby on her and you're still talking to another girl from Denver. Let's be real.

Speaker 3:
[41:44] A new one from Texas too.

Speaker 1:
[41:46] The baby mama does deserve some stability, but don't do it just for the sake of like, yeah, let me just do it. Cause then you're going to mess up on her and then that's going to be the breaking point that your daughter sees. Oh, yeah. She sees that she, you're the example of a man to her, all of that.

Speaker 5:
[42:02] She dates someone exactly like you.

Speaker 1:
[42:05] Damn.

Speaker 3:
[42:07] Oh, you're making valid points.

Speaker 1:
[42:08] The baddie is your best bet, brother. Yeah. Because she doesn't know you. But you shouldn't like it down either. Get to know her, dog.

Speaker 6:
[42:15] You can start a new life, whole new life.

Speaker 2:
[42:19] So what you guys are telling me, keep doing what I'm already doing. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[42:26] We're saying leave the other two behind.

Speaker 1:
[42:30] Save them. Love them more than you love your ding-ling. Love them more than that. Let them try at life.

Speaker 6:
[42:38] You got to cut them off.

Speaker 3:
[42:39] I mean, you can't cut off your baby mom.

Speaker 6:
[42:41] I mean, not technically.

Speaker 5:
[42:41] If it's not broken, it doesn't need to be fixed.

Speaker 7:
[42:44] He's the one that hit us up for it.

Speaker 6:
[42:45] He feels broken inside.

Speaker 3:
[42:47] He wants the stability.

Speaker 6:
[42:48] He's lonely with him and his four women and all his money. Bro, he's miserable.

Speaker 1:
[42:51] It's three women, but I do agree. I think he's getting another one in the oil fields.

Speaker 3:
[42:55] Yeah, he is in Texas.

Speaker 6:
[42:57] He's choosing Texas, I could tell. See?

Speaker 3:
[43:01] I hate Jeremy. So, it's the first round pick.

Speaker 6:
[43:04] Jeremy chooses.

Speaker 1:
[43:06] Jeremy, why you hate us over if you know that you're not going to go with our advice? Jeremy, why?

Speaker 2:
[43:11] I just need it because I'm around men who are married and it's like, dang, I want that. On the weekends, they have someone to go home to. They have a home. Me, I'm like, where am I going to fly this weekend?

Speaker 6:
[43:24] That's great.

Speaker 5:
[43:25] That's amazing.

Speaker 6:
[43:26] What a terrible lie.

Speaker 1:
[43:28] It looks great. It looks great.

Speaker 6:
[43:29] Inside is horrible.

Speaker 9:
[43:30] No.

Speaker 1:
[43:31] Bro, you've been crying in the back room every morning. Stop it.

Speaker 5:
[43:35] I could fly to whatever woman I want to right now.

Speaker 9:
[43:37] That sounds amazing.

Speaker 1:
[43:38] No, you can't.

Speaker 5:
[43:39] I'm not even in the oil fields and I could do that. This guy has money. Come on.

Speaker 1:
[43:43] It's not. And I get it. You have what seems to be like the life, but you in the life, you're like, no, I want something more, right? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[43:51] You're like, you know, I want to have on the weekend, go home to my house and just chill and be with my, my family that I don't have.

Speaker 5:
[43:58] And then it's like, but then Monday through Friday, how are you feeling?

Speaker 1:
[44:01] You're ignoring them.

Speaker 9:
[44:03] They all said that's understandable.

Speaker 2:
[44:04] I got to focus on this.

Speaker 6:
[44:06] You know, I got to work hard.

Speaker 2:
[44:07] He's making that if a female decides to fly out here and come spend a week with me, that's fine too.

Speaker 5:
[44:13] You know, fly out a female.

Speaker 6:
[44:15] Wait, three.

Speaker 1:
[44:16] The only one that wouldn't fly would probably be the baby mama.

Speaker 5:
[44:19] This guy's an NBA player.

Speaker 1:
[44:21] He probably flies out the new girl or the ex. Yeah. Why does the ex keep staying with you?

Speaker 2:
[44:29] I ask her that all the time.

Speaker 5:
[44:31] It's her fault that she doesn't do it.

Speaker 1:
[44:33] Leave her alone.

Speaker 2:
[44:34] Right now, I have her blocked and she's no caller ID.

Speaker 1:
[44:38] Leave her alone.

Speaker 6:
[44:39] You get the no caller ID calls.

Speaker 1:
[44:40] Let her and she's going to go through withdrawals. You're her drug. You're her addict, you're her snob. Yeah. She let her be let. Let her go. And baby mama, bruh, she deserves the family too. Your daughter deserves it. But I don't want, I'm very fearful that you're not going to really change and you're still going to mess up. And then now that's something your daughter is experiencing. And remember, we want to raise her right, right? We're not going to raise her like the other girls.

Speaker 2:
[45:06] Yeah. You're right.

Speaker 6:
[45:08] If he stays with the baby mama, he's going to cheat on her.

Speaker 1:
[45:10] For sure. For sure. Denver girl is your best bet. Not because she's a baddie and probably because she don't know you really well, but you have to really see if you, if you, if you have it in your system or not, to be a player or to be like devoted to one person.

Speaker 2:
[45:25] Well, when I was with my ex before she broke up with me in February, like I had like a two year run of not messing with nobody else and just her, but then she got mad and broke up with me. So I was like, you know what? I know where to go.

Speaker 5:
[45:42] Back to my baby mom.

Speaker 6:
[45:43] The streets.

Speaker 1:
[45:44] Yeah, the streets. Your baby is three years old. You're saying that for her one and two year old, when she was one and two, you didn't get with the baby mama.

Speaker 2:
[45:53] No, I didn't.

Speaker 1:
[45:54] Okay. I'm just going to take your word for it.

Speaker 5:
[45:56] When you come to LA, bro, I want to party with you.

Speaker 1:
[45:59] He's not.

Speaker 5:
[46:00] Come on now.

Speaker 2:
[46:00] I can make that happen.

Speaker 5:
[46:03] You need an LA girl in your life.

Speaker 3:
[46:05] No, he doesn't.

Speaker 5:
[46:06] Yes, he does.

Speaker 1:
[46:06] So he has you?

Speaker 3:
[46:08] No.

Speaker 4:
[46:08] We're going to go hunting together.

Speaker 3:
[46:09] We're going to go hunting.

Speaker 12:
[46:10] It's the Essential Ebro Laura Rosenberg podcast. Why are moms excited when they see their toddler drop it like it's hot? Why is that joyous? Because it's funny.

Speaker 9:
[46:19] You don't think about it like that.

Speaker 6:
[46:20] It's just cute to see them enjoying.

Speaker 12:
[46:23] But then they turned five and like with Issa one time, we was at the playground, some music came on. And I had to be like, yo, Issa, come in. When they drop it low, moms go, woo! Available now on your favorite streaming platform.

Speaker 1:
[46:41] Greg is a hoarder.

Speaker 12:
[46:44] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[46:44] Yeah. What do you hoard? What do you, everyone tell me what they hoard. I am Letty right now. I hoard my feelings. No, I hoard crystals.

Speaker 5:
[46:53] Crystals.

Speaker 1:
[46:53] That's my thing. What's your thing? I'm not judging you. Don't judge me.

Speaker 5:
[46:56] I hoard straws because I like drinking through straws because I don't like to stain my teeth and stuff like that. Never mind.

Speaker 1:
[47:00] I am judging you. You hoard straws because right now we ordered La La Land coffee and you have all the straws over there.

Speaker 6:
[47:08] Oh my God. Yellow straws? Those are pretty sick though.

Speaker 1:
[47:10] They have a little heart on them. Can I have one? Anywhere you go, you hoard straws.

Speaker 5:
[47:15] I'll try to take as many straws as I can. I'll try to take them home too. Just like I drink through a straw. I don't like drinking straight up. It feels nasty on my teeth.

Speaker 3:
[47:21] But you can just buy them.

Speaker 5:
[47:23] No, it doesn't feel the same.

Speaker 6:
[47:24] But you could steal them.

Speaker 5:
[47:27] If I get Postmates, I'll tell them bring straws. And I put straws so they grab multiple and not just one. So when they grab multiple, they grab like four. I'm like, yes, four.

Speaker 1:
[47:36] So if you've ever gotten your order and it's missing a straw, Greg has it in the City of Whittier.

Speaker 5:
[47:40] Yes, I have extra straws.

Speaker 1:
[47:42] Angie, what do you hoard?

Speaker 3:
[47:44] Quarters. I like collecting the quarters with the different pictures in the back.

Speaker 1:
[47:47] Cute.

Speaker 6:
[47:48] I did that when I was in second grade.

Speaker 3:
[47:51] Don't be a butt.

Speaker 1:
[47:52] She could be rich off those quarters. Like the same ones, they could get some money behind them. She's gordo.

Speaker 6:
[47:58] I hoard t-shirts.

Speaker 1:
[47:59] Oh, I didn't ask you, but that's good.

Speaker 3:
[48:01] I was asking still on Angie.

Speaker 1:
[48:03] But nice, Vic. It's good to know. I hoard t-shirts. What are you, a human?

Speaker 4:
[48:07] We just have shirts.

Speaker 6:
[48:08] Way too many shirts.

Speaker 1:
[48:10] Oh, gosh.

Speaker 5:
[48:12] Could have said hats.

Speaker 3:
[48:13] Yeah, I would have thought so. Hats?

Speaker 6:
[48:14] No, it's not hoarding. It's not a problem at all. People need 400 hats, okay?

Speaker 1:
[48:19] No, we don't. No, we don't. All right. Well, now we have your tickets to go see Chris Brown and Usher. Only thing is, we are doing the Usher Superstar Challenge. So we're going to see which caller has the best Usher Superstar. It goes like this. Hit it, Greg. Oh, that was almost good. Angie.

Speaker 3:
[49:02] Yeah, I can't, I can't.

Speaker 5:
[49:03] My tires are screaming.

Speaker 3:
[49:04] I know, Victor.

Speaker 5:
[49:13] Is that your timing belt?

Speaker 3:
[49:14] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[49:15] Oh, that was good. No. Sorry.

Speaker 3:
[49:22] We all tried.

Speaker 1:
[49:24] Do better than us. Be better than us. Every time I say be better than us, I think of Vic Stagg smoking a cigarette, looking at him a little big.

Speaker 9:
[49:31] And like, don't smoke me.

Speaker 1:
[49:33] Be better than me, Micho.

Speaker 6:
[49:34] Don't smoke cigarettes, Micho.

Speaker 1:
[49:39] That's good, that's good, that's good. All right, we got Vicky in Monterey Park.

Speaker 3:
[49:42] What's up, Vicky?

Speaker 7:
[49:44] Good morning.

Speaker 3:
[49:45] Oh, good morning, Vicky.

Speaker 1:
[49:48] Vicky, you're on air on Power 106. Are you ready to do the Superstar Challenge?

Speaker 7:
[49:52] Superstar. No, I think this is the hardest one.

Speaker 1:
[49:56] So are you bowing out or are you down with the Brown? Are you gonna do it?

Speaker 2:
[50:00] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[50:01] All right, I'm gonna play the Usher Superstar clip and then you're gonna go do your thing, okay?

Speaker 2:
[50:07] Let's go. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[50:23] Now, Vicky, now go.

Speaker 2:
[50:28] Can we do it again?

Speaker 3:
[50:30] Go, go, go.

Speaker 14:
[50:33] All right, let me try it.

Speaker 1:
[50:38] Hey, that's something, that's something. That's something, and that's contestant number one. That is contestant number one. Contestant number two, Diana Inoho, already cleaning her throat. What's up, Diana? She did.

Speaker 2:
[50:52] Sorry, I had my dogs in the car.

Speaker 1:
[50:54] Girl, no worries.

Speaker 2:
[50:55] Hi.

Speaker 9:
[50:55] Good morning, Brown Bag.

Speaker 1:
[50:56] Good morning. I have a feeling you're about to sing for us. Are you ready?

Speaker 2:
[51:01] Ready.

Speaker 1:
[51:02] All right, I'm going to play the Usher clip and then I'm going to put the volume down so that you can do your thing, okay? Okay. All right, here you go. All right, Diana, it's your turn. Go ahead. Okay, that's contestant number two, Diana, she did it.

Speaker 5:
[51:37] She said she had a dog in the car?

Speaker 1:
[51:39] Yeah, she was doing something with her buddy, though. You better stop, you better stop.

Speaker 5:
[51:43] I thought that was a dog.

Speaker 1:
[51:43] Bro, do you remember? You sounded just like that, or worse.

Speaker 5:
[51:47] I sounded pretty good, not gonna lie, I thought Usher was in the studio for a second.

Speaker 1:
[51:49] No, no. Okay, let's go to Jason in Glendale. What's up, Jason?

Speaker 4:
[51:55] Good morning, Brown Bag.

Speaker 1:
[51:56] Come on, 818er. Jason, talk to us. Are you ready to see Usher and Chris Brown?

Speaker 4:
[52:02] I am.

Speaker 1:
[52:03] All right, you heard the two contestants before. You think you could do it?

Speaker 4:
[52:06] I can.

Speaker 1:
[52:07] Okay, I'm gonna play the clip so you can hear what you should sound like and then we're gonna let you go. Okay?

Speaker 4:
[52:13] Sounds good.

Speaker 1:
[52:14] All right. Okay, Jason, your turn, brother.

Speaker 4:
[52:31] Go! All right.

Speaker 6:
[52:41] There you go.

Speaker 13:
[52:41] Oh, I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 3:
[52:43] We got a little daltoad in there, too.

Speaker 6:
[52:46] Why were you pushing the buttons?

Speaker 3:
[52:48] I didn't even know you could push buttons like that. With your voice.

Speaker 6:
[52:51] Yeah, that was incredible. Pushing all the right buttons over there.

Speaker 1:
[52:54] There you go. All right, team.

Speaker 6:
[52:56] Oh, man.

Speaker 1:
[52:57] Contestant number one, Vicky. Is it Diana Inoho, contestant number two, or is it Jason Inglendale?

Speaker 3:
[53:04] My little Glendalean over there.

Speaker 6:
[53:06] I'll say Jason, because I don't want to hear them sing again.

Speaker 3:
[53:11] You're rude.

Speaker 1:
[53:11] Yikes. You're rude.

Speaker 5:
[53:13] I wanted to hear them sing again. Back to back to back, back to back to back. Don't stop, just do it.

Speaker 6:
[53:18] All right.

Speaker 1:
[53:19] Well, who are our top two and then we'll do that.

Speaker 5:
[53:21] I think number two and number three.

Speaker 1:
[53:23] All right, Diana Inoho. Number two and number three. You went for Jason. Yeah, Jason. What about you Angie?

Speaker 3:
[53:27] I got top two, Diana and Jason.

Speaker 14:
[53:29] Okay, all right.

Speaker 1:
[53:30] Diana, Diana, you're still alive in this game, Diana. You could be at SoFi Stadium, Diana, to see Chris Brown and to see Usher, but you need to get it together with your windpipes, baby girl. Are you there? Are you there, Diana? I know it's so hard, but make it sound, make it sound so smooth, okay? You're gonna be doing this at SoFi anyway, if you win the tickets. Diana?

Speaker 14:
[53:55] Yes, but okay. I'm driving in the car.

Speaker 1:
[54:00] That's when we sing our best. That's when we sing our best. Diana, do you want to hear it again? You want to hear Usher go?

Speaker 3:
[54:08] Can he go first? Oh, can the guy go first?

Speaker 1:
[54:11] Show, show, show. Hey, Jason. She wants you to go first, okay? So, we're going to have you hit it again, brother, okay? Round two, okay. Round two, you got this. You're locked in. I feel like you're dancing while you're singing too, like you're doing something with your hands. It's always that. All right. I'm going to play Usher again and then it's your turn, all right?

Speaker 4:
[54:34] We're doing the same note?

Speaker 1:
[54:35] Same thing, bro. Same thing. You ready? Hold on. I'm going to play Usher. I'm going to play Usher. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. One second, Jason, I'm gonna give you your lead up, and then once the music drops out, it's your turn.

Speaker 12:
[55:04] All right.

Speaker 6:
[55:21] That was pretty good.

Speaker 12:
[55:22] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[55:23] They're going to send you on stage to perform with that voice. Wow. Diana, I know you want to go first, Diana. Are you ready?

Speaker 7:
[55:33] I'm ready. It's all I ever need.

Speaker 1:
[55:35] There we go. I love the spirit. I'm going to play the music and then I'm going to drop out when it's your turn, okay?

Speaker 7:
[55:42] All right. Okay.

Speaker 11:
[56:01] Oh, she's so cute.

Speaker 1:
[56:03] Don't hang up, Diana.

Speaker 11:
[56:05] Don't hang up.

Speaker 5:
[56:05] I just had to let it burn.

Speaker 1:
[56:08] Wow. Don't do that.

Speaker 5:
[56:15] I mean, after the performance, what? After the performance he put on? Try topping that. That was really good.

Speaker 1:
[56:21] Jason.

Speaker 5:
[56:21] Jason.

Speaker 6:
[56:22] Jason.

Speaker 1:
[56:23] Jason, you don't need it, cause you could perform your freaking self, but you're gonna go see Chris Brown. Ain't no shirt.

Speaker 4:
[56:30] Here we go. Thank you very much, Brown Bag.

Speaker 1:
[56:33] You're welcome. That was a great singing voice. I feel like you could sing sing, huh?

Speaker 4:
[56:39] Kinda. A little side note, by the way. I got no cap every year. I get 42,000 minutes of just listening to Chris Brown music on Apple Music.

Speaker 1:
[56:48] Oh, that's like your top artist.

Speaker 4:
[56:53] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[56:53] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[56:54] I thought it was that many minutes of listening to us.

Speaker 3:
[56:56] Are you happy too?

Speaker 1:
[56:56] It would have took you way further. It would have took you way further.

Speaker 4:
[57:01] It's a Brown Bag.

Speaker 1:
[57:02] What's your favorite Chris Brown song to sing?

Speaker 4:
[57:06] It's a mixtape song, but if I want to keep it like radio so that everybody understands, I would say Go Crazy.

Speaker 3:
[57:12] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[57:12] How does that one go?

Speaker 4:
[57:13] Or With You.

Speaker 1:
[57:14] Oh, how does With You go? How does With You go?

Speaker 3:
[57:15] I never heard of that.

Speaker 4:
[57:17] Which one? Go Crazy?

Speaker 5:
[57:18] No, With You, With You, With You, With You, With You, With You, With You, With You. We never heard it.

Speaker 1:
[57:20] We never heard it, but I know it's funny.

Speaker 4:
[57:21] Oh, you guys are funny. You guys are funny.

Speaker 1:
[57:23] Wait, how does it go?

Speaker 6:
[57:24] I never heard that song. Oh my God, it's crazy.

Speaker 5:
[57:26] Is that you?

Speaker 1:
[57:27] I can't get your information until you sing it.

Speaker 4:
[57:28] Yeah. Okay, all right. All right, I'm gonna sing, I'm gonna sing...

Speaker 1:
[57:33] With You. With You.

Speaker 4:
[57:35] Yeah. All right. I need you boo. I gotta see you boo. And the hearts all over the world tonight. For the hearts all over the world tonight. Hey, little mama.

Speaker 3:
[57:47] Okay, never mind, you don't have to. You win. He was just talking.

Speaker 1:
[57:52] Yeah, you, wow!

Speaker 5:
[57:55] Just stick to listening to him, that's it, bro.

Speaker 1:
[57:58] No, you better stop. He killed it with the superstar challenge.

Speaker 3:
[58:01] He did, he did.

Speaker 1:
[58:02] You're going to Zopeye Stadium, brother. Nothing else needs to be said, congratulations.

Speaker 4:
[58:05] Sang. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much for letting me put on a show for you guys.

Speaker 1:
[58:09] There we go, yeah, you did.

Speaker 4:
[58:11] What a show.

Speaker 1:
[58:11] He did, he killed it, he killed it. It's currently dead on the floor over there.

Speaker 3:
[58:15] He killed it, he killed it.

Speaker 2:
[58:18] This is B-Real from Cypress Hill.

Speaker 3:
[58:20] Cypress Hill.

Speaker 2:
[58:20] Where are you from, ese?

Speaker 4:
[58:22] Don't you know I'm local?

Speaker 1:
[58:24] All right, my friends, I know the kiddies are in class, but no fear, they will not be having iPads to look out anymore. Lausd just unanimously voted to curb classroom screen time, directing staff to develop a policy by June ahead of the upcoming school year. This is all to help out kids that, you know, at home they might have iPads or TVs or computers. At school, there is also the computer lab and they work on iPads now, which yes, technology is up, but they're trying to figure out how do we get them away from screens, okay? What, my friend?

Speaker 6:
[59:00] I think this is just an excuse to stop buying iPads so it can be cheap.

Speaker 1:
[59:05] For the schools?

Speaker 6:
[59:06] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[59:06] I don't get it.

Speaker 6:
[59:07] Yes, yeah, like, ah, you know what, these iPads, we need to get rid of them. So they don't have to buy anymore for all the students.

Speaker 5:
[59:14] Yeah, technically, what do they need an iPad for?

Speaker 1:
[59:16] I mean, they do use it, they have, like, a lot of, the teacher has a lot of apps for the kids, they do reading on iPads, like, epic reading is what my kids have out there, it's the computer lab, all that stuff.

Speaker 5:
[59:27] Read a book, hard stuff.

Speaker 6:
[59:28] There's books on there, like, well, like, yeah, I mean, like, those kind of books.

Speaker 1:
[59:32] But honestly, like, if we really want to talk about it, because our school's ain't getting funded like that, there's not really any new books for them to read, right? Everything's all graffitied up and broken from the past, from our generation. And at least this can give them some availability of books that they wouldn't have otherwise.

Speaker 5:
[59:48] That builds character right there.

Speaker 6:
[59:49] Does, right in the ass.

Speaker 1:
[59:51] I don't need to know what happens at the end, the cat in the hat.

Speaker 6:
[59:53] I don't need to know. There's no page. You can't tag up a digital book.

Speaker 5:
[59:58] Yeah, exactly. Missing pages on books, that's what builds character.

Speaker 6:
[60:01] Oh yeah, when you're like, so what happened?

Speaker 3:
[60:04] What freaking happened at the end of that?

Speaker 1:
[60:08] Yes, and I, for one, like, the kids have a great after school program, too, when they're in school and they're at an after school and they're playing and they're running around. As soon as they get home, it's really tough to get them away from the iPads. And I would hope that at school, like I'm sure it might be the easy thing, but it's like, okay, we got to figure it out.

Speaker 3:
[60:26] Give them a break.

Speaker 5:
[60:26] Cause kids even try to take their iPads to school too and stuff like that. Oh, for sure.

Speaker 6:
[60:30] Yeah, like my son has an iPad. He takes it home. He works on things at school. They have like programs on there, like iReady, practices, math, you know, like Letty said, like there's like a book program where he can just go scroll in books and like read, I make him read every time, like 30 minutes at least or whatever. So it's pretty useful and I don't have to buy him one, you know, and let's like, so that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1:
[60:51] Yeah. Yeah. And I think too, like maybe when it comes to technology in schools, it's getting so easy. Think about it for us, right? Like Loki, they banned Myspace. I think they're also banning YouTube for these kids too. And like we had the work around, we were like, oh, if you want to get on Myspace and Facebook, this is what you do.

Speaker 6:
[61:10] The proxy.

Speaker 1:
[61:10] Exactly, right? They're probably going to find ways to like maneuver against them. But hey, now they have problem-solving skills.

Speaker 6:
[61:19] There you go.

Speaker 1:
[61:20] See, it could build.

Speaker 5:
[61:22] It builds character.

Speaker 6:
[61:23] I know, I like the iPads. My son did a whole podcast project on it and I was like, dude, that's cool. Yeah, that's part of his schoolwork, you know?

Speaker 5:
[61:30] His podcast projects?

Speaker 6:
[61:31] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[61:32] Like he did a project on podcasts.

Speaker 6:
[61:34] Yeah, like he did a podcast about like dinosaurs or something, you know?

Speaker 1:
[61:38] That's good. It's good. Hey, imagine being the parent that doesn't have screen time for your kids and then at school they do. Oh, you'd be so pissed.

Speaker 6:
[61:46] I know.

Speaker 1:
[61:47] Like you are making a bad child.

Speaker 6:
[61:48] I worked so hard to keep them away from the iPad.

Speaker 1:
[61:51] So yeah, Lausd just voted unanimously and coming this next semester, this next school year, there will be a push towards more book heavy, more written heavy type of stuff versus technology, computers, that's good.

Speaker 5:
[62:05] They're already racist at each other.

Speaker 8:
[62:06] For what?

Speaker 2:
[62:07] They can still do that.

Speaker 8:
[62:08] All right.

Speaker 7:
[62:09] Zula, come here. Now what's going on?

Speaker 8:
[62:13] She's Mason with Angie.

Speaker 3:
[62:15] Okay, you guys, guess what?

Speaker 1:
[62:17] What?

Speaker 3:
[62:18] Like Kylie Jenner is getting sued by a former housekeeper for having a toxic work environment and racist supervisors.

Speaker 1:
[62:28] So racist.

Speaker 3:
[62:29] Yes, you guys. So the lady suing her, she has the same name as me, Angelica Vasquez.

Speaker 1:
[62:33] Your last name's not Vasquez.

Speaker 3:
[62:35] I know, but first name, first name, Angelica. So she is Salvi and Catholic, and she's saying that the-

Speaker 1:
[62:40] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, being Salvi gotta do with it.

Speaker 3:
[62:42] Listen, listen, listen. So she is Salvi and Catholic, and she's saying that the supervisors will discriminate her and make derogatory comments to her because of her religion and immigration status. She says that Kylie's work environment, she experienced discrimination, harassment and retaliation based on her race, national origin, religion and disability.

Speaker 1:
[63:07] What?

Speaker 3:
[63:07] Now, apparently, this is where it gets confusing because I know the headlines were saying like, oh, Kylie's doing this to her, did this to her, but it's actually the supervisors. Now, the way that Kylie is actually involved in this case is because she's involved as the quote unquote employer. So Angelica Vasquez was employed under Kylie, but the supervisors were making things like, making derogatory claims to her. They would snap her fingers at her, tell her like, hey, come over here. They would threaten her. They would make fun of her accent. And then even to the point where she actually had to go and clean Timothy Chalamet's house. So she's saying like that was- Yeah. So she was saying like, they would not even pay me for that. Like I didn't, I never got reimbursed for my mileage. I never got reimbursed for anything like expenses, things like that, which is actually California law.

Speaker 1:
[63:55] You said, you mentioned disability. Does she have a disability?

Speaker 3:
[63:58] She, on the claim, she's saying that there was a disability, but it doesn't say exactly what it was.

Speaker 6:
[64:03] Okay. So I'm guessing it's like, from my understanding, the way these like big mega mansions work is like, there's like a house manager that's like in charge of like the housekeeper, the nanny, like they hire those people and then they supervise them. So maybe it was that person.

Speaker 3:
[64:18] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[64:19] Highly employed to manage all the things. And maybe she's like rude and, you know, racist, whatever potentially like she was saying.

Speaker 1:
[64:24] Did she mention that she went to them to tell them?

Speaker 3:
[64:27] So she said that when she would actually go and tell them like she would, it got even worse because she would get mistreated to the point that one of.

Speaker 1:
[64:33] Retaliation.

Speaker 3:
[64:34] Yeah. To the point that one of the supervisors actually threw like hangers at her on her feet.

Speaker 6:
[64:39] Damn.

Speaker 3:
[64:39] So he got a little bit violent.

Speaker 6:
[64:41] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[64:41] So that's why it's like, OK, so she's suing Kylie Jenner as the quote unquote employer.

Speaker 1:
[64:46] Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3:
[64:47] Because she pretty much allowed it or failed to stop to from all this stuff from happening. Right.

Speaker 6:
[64:53] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[64:53] So it's just not only Kylie Jenner, it's actually two other companies that she was employed by.

Speaker 1:
[64:57] Yeah, it's probably the agency that booked her, all of that.

Speaker 6:
[65:02] True. That sucks. For Kylie, it's like you hire a person to try to manage all these things, and now you get so many bad headlines and people that don't read the full story or just like, oh my God, she's racist. She doesn't like Latinos or Salvadorans or whatever the case is. It's like not really the truth. So I feel like, damn, at this point Kylie got to get rid of the house manager, whoever that person is, and then probably have to settle with the ladies to give her money so it can just kind of go away.

Speaker 3:
[65:28] Man. Yeah, so she went on to say like, the work conditions were so intolerable, hostile and unlawful that a reasonable person in her position would actually resign at the spot. She said that since day one, she's been treated like that. They would mock her for her accent, things like that. They would make fun of her immigration status. And they would even tell her like, oh, you know what, other workers have been deported. And they would snap her fingers at her.

Speaker 1:
[65:54] What are the managers? Are they white or what?

Speaker 3:
[65:56] Again, that's not put in there.

Speaker 1:
[65:59] They said that things got violent, no?

Speaker 3:
[66:01] Yeah, so the violent part was when they threw the hangers at her feet.

Speaker 5:
[66:07] Kylie Jenner has to make up with it with like a pupusa flavor cosmetic.

Speaker 3:
[66:10] You know what?

Speaker 1:
[66:11] So weird.

Speaker 3:
[66:13] I would think that she would say something, especially because her name is on the headlines. And she actually did kind of respond back by posting like a Kylie Jenner picture of herself with a very sexy picture of herself saying, can a girl have fun?

Speaker 5:
[66:28] She's not even talking about that.

Speaker 6:
[66:30] What a response. What a response.

Speaker 3:
[66:34] Innocent.

Speaker 12:
[66:36] She's innocent.

Speaker 5:
[66:38] Can a girl just have fun?

Speaker 6:
[66:40] She ain't doing nothing wrong.

Speaker 4:
[66:41] Yeah. Come on.

Speaker 3:
[66:44] That's why I said she said it in a Kylie way. But no, she hasn't really actually said anything as far as her attorney, nothing like that has said anything.

Speaker 6:
[66:51] That's hilarious. You're getting sued Kylie. How about this?

Speaker 11:
[66:54] Yeah. There's a sexy picture of me right here.

Speaker 1:
[67:03] Oh my gosh. I love this story. I love Codos. How do you say Codos in English? Cheap. Cheap people. Cheapos.

Speaker 3:
[67:12] It doesn't hit the same line as Frugal.

Speaker 1:
[67:14] My Frugal family over there. People that stay rich because they act poor. Yes. Like the new owner of the Portland Trailblazers. Now big up to the Portland Trailblazers. They're actually in the playoffs. They're doing incredible despite all of the odds. Their previous coach got fired.

Speaker 6:
[67:33] Yeah, he got fired and sent to jail.

Speaker 3:
[67:35] What the hell?

Speaker 6:
[67:36] He bailed out a couple weeks ago. But yeah, he's been in a scandal.

Speaker 1:
[67:41] NBA gambling scandal, all of that. They weren't expected to make it this far. They do have a new owner. His name is Tom Dundon. And it seems that he is the most Frugal owner that we've ever experienced. Let me tell you how Frugal he is. First of all, he's telling people, hey, when we're traveling because of the playoffs, all of that, check out early because it's cheaper if you check out early. No one checking out on time, no one checking out late. No, no, no, check out early, please.

Speaker 6:
[68:05] No late check out.

Speaker 1:
[68:06] No late check out. And you know how teams have, like, usually, we see this all the time with the Lakers or some, like, the Clippers. If you go to, like, a certain theme night or even in the playoffs, they have, like, a shirt for everyone in the seats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's yellow shirts or purple shirts and they're free.

Speaker 3:
[68:21] It's a nice little treat.

Speaker 1:
[68:22] Oh, no, he doesn't do that. He said, no, no, no, no, that's a lot. You know how much money it is to put a bunch of free shirts on every seat in the building? Yeah, he said, no, no, no, no playoff t-shirts.

Speaker 5:
[68:31] Free?

Speaker 1:
[68:31] What? Yes, yes, let them commemorate it in their memories. Damn.

Speaker 5:
[68:34] What are you sure for, huh?

Speaker 1:
[68:35] Yeah, and he also isn't taking players on the road that are part of, like, the G League team that are, like, they call them two-way players, not like that, Greg, but it's two-way because they can either be called in to play during a game. Otherwise, they're part of, like, the under league or...

Speaker 6:
[68:49] Yeah, the G League. Yeah, it's like, they're extras, like, just in case one of their players were to get injured or something, they travel with them so they can, you know, be on the team and, like, sub in.

Speaker 1:
[68:58] And we just talked about how the head coach got, like, fired and went to the jail, right?

Speaker 6:
[69:02] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[69:02] So now Dundin said, A, the next coach, I want to pay him $1.5 million a year. To us, a lot of money. Yeah. For a head coach, not a lot of money.

Speaker 6:
[69:11] No.

Speaker 1:
[69:12] Apparently, you're boy, allegedly, that's, like, assistant coach money, but he wants to give that to the head, the next head coach, which is messed up because low-key, like, they're killing it despite the odds. We just mentioned. So this coach would deserve it.

Speaker 6:
[69:24] Yeah. Now, they're probably going to search for a new head coach when the assistant coach more than deserved it.

Speaker 1:
[69:30] Yeah. He stepped in. It's like the president and vice president. The president got fired, went to jail. Oh, wonder what that's like. But the vice president took over.

Speaker 6:
[69:37] Yeah. And he's been doing a great job. His name is Tiago Splitter. He used to play for the Spurs. So now they're playing the Spurs and he knows all their system. So, like, they're playing pretty well against them and everything.

Speaker 1:
[69:47] Instead of being like, you know what, I'm going to promote you, it's like, no, you know that rate that you get? I'm actually going to hire somebody else and just pay them your rate as an assistant. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[69:58] I feel like he's mad for his team overachieving.

Speaker 1:
[70:02] He's upset that they went so far. He didn't budget that they were going to go so far. And now he's like trying it. And granted, he has bread. He got his bread in real estate. He owns a majority of Topgolf.

Speaker 11:
[70:19] He owns other teams.

Speaker 1:
[70:20] He's rich, money. But they call him el cheapo instead of el chupo.

Speaker 3:
[70:25] That's funny. El cheapo.

Speaker 6:
[70:27] El cheapo.

Speaker 3:
[70:28] That is funny.

Speaker 1:
[70:29] That's pretty crazy. So Laker fans, if you thought we had our own little drama with the Buzz family and all that's going on over there. But no, look at this owner.

Speaker 6:
[70:36] Yeah, he's way cheap.

Speaker 3:
[70:39] El cheapo.

Speaker 1:
[70:40] He's my kind of guy. You live under your means? Okay, let's get into some studios.

Speaker 6:
[70:55] What day?

Speaker 1:
[70:56] Wednesday.

Speaker 3:
[70:56] Wednesday.

Speaker 1:
[70:59] Two. Part two. Part two. No, it's Earth Day. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. What?

Speaker 5:
[71:09] I don't know. I don't watch Nickelodeon anymore.

Speaker 1:
[71:11] Oh, okay. Okay. Well, actually Earth Day was actually, I have a lot of fun facts. It was chosen with college kids in mind, not Nickelodeon.

Speaker 6:
[71:18] What?

Speaker 1:
[71:18] Yeah. They wanted to do it in between final exams and spring break. So they put April 22nd right there.

Speaker 6:
[71:24] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[71:25] I learned a lot of stuff about Earth Day. Like, did you know Earth Day has a theme song? No. What? Yeah. It's crazy. Earth Day has a theme song. Listen to this. There you go, I swear to God, I swear to God, that's the official.

Speaker 13:
[72:06] That is the official.

Speaker 9:
[72:08] Yeah, you should mix it with, I don't know, something good, like Rack City or, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[72:13] I feel like something can go in there. I feel like a little mustard beetle over there. Yes, it's called the Earth Anthem. It was penned by Indian poet, Abhi Kumar, in 2013, and has since been recorded in all the official UN languages.

Speaker 13:
[72:25] Oh, wow.

Speaker 1:
[72:27] Did you know that Earth Day also has its own flag?

Speaker 13:
[72:30] What?

Speaker 1:
[72:31] Yo, we tripping, we're not knowing about Earth Day.

Speaker 5:
[72:33] Earth Day.

Speaker 1:
[72:34] It's literally, it's so funny, it's literally the Earth on, oh wow.

Speaker 5:
[72:38] I put so much work into that. Wow, who would have thought of that?

Speaker 1:
[72:42] Oh my gosh, I think it's really cool, Rob.

Speaker 13:
[72:45] Genius, bro, genius.

Speaker 1:
[72:46] You know what we should do? We should have put the globe in the middle of a flag, boom, Earth Day flag.

Speaker 5:
[72:52] They just hopped on Canva really quick, we were like, here you go, put this together.

Speaker 1:
[72:55] It was actually made in 1968.

Speaker 3:
[72:57] Oh, way before Canva.

Speaker 1:
[72:59] Yeah, way before Canva. That's when they literally had to take a picture of the globe and figure it out.

Speaker 3:
[73:03] Cut and paste and all that.

Speaker 1:
[73:05] This is so fun. I'm learning about Earth Day. Is it cool?

Speaker 6:
[73:08] Earth Day birthday.

Speaker 1:
[73:08] Celebrate it, recycle, what I don't know what people do for Earth Day. Recycle. Say thank you Mother Earth. I don't know, go ground. Go ground.

Speaker 6:
[73:16] Put your feet on the ground.

Speaker 1:
[73:17] Go touch grass. Yeah, touch grass today, bro.

Speaker 6:
[73:20] Go for a run, fall on your knee, do something.

Speaker 1:
[73:24] Drink some water. How about that?

Speaker 5:
[73:27] Out of a plastic bottle.

Speaker 6:
[73:29] No, no, drink some salt water today.

Speaker 1:
[73:31] No, no, no, go to the river.

Speaker 6:
[73:34] You know what? Go to the Doc Wyler Beach and drink all of it.

Speaker 1:
[73:37] Go for it.

Speaker 6:
[73:38] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[73:38] Go to the LA River, just take a dive in. Do something nice. Be connected with the earth.

Speaker 1:
[73:41] If you see a spider today, do not kill it. It's Earth Day. See? There are a lot of ways you can practice Earth Day. Find a tree. Yeah. All of that.

Speaker 5:
[73:49] That tree doesn't matter.

Speaker 2:
[74:14] Hello, studious.

Speaker 11:
[74:15] Look at this studious house fool.

Speaker 5:
[74:17] Shoot the J.

Speaker 2:
[74:18] Shoot it, Brown Bag Mornings.

Speaker 6:
[74:22] All right. The Raiders' new head coach is not only making players earn their stripes, he's making them earn their Raiders logo, you guys. So Clint Kubiak, he's the new head coach of the Raiders. He came from the Seahawks, who just won the Super Bowl, and he's building a winning culture with the Raiders, because yesterday, pictures came out of the first day of Veterans Mini-Camp and none of the players were wearing Raiders' helmets. Everybody was confused, like, where are their helmets? Why aren't they wearing the Raiders' logo on them?

Speaker 1:
[74:51] What were they wearing? Just a black helmet?

Speaker 6:
[74:53] Silver with black. Silver with black but no logo on the side.

Speaker 1:
[74:57] No logo on it. Okay.

Speaker 6:
[74:58] Yes. So he said that this is like building a winning culture. He's using the term ride for the brand as a slogan for the team, and that you won't get this side patch of the Raiders' logo on your logo, until you earn it.

Speaker 1:
[75:11] I love it.

Speaker 6:
[75:12] He's making all the players restart like this is, I don't care what you did last year, I don't care about anything, this is completely new starting now.

Speaker 1:
[75:19] I love it. Gang culture.

Speaker 6:
[75:20] That's what I was about to say.

Speaker 1:
[75:21] How old are you now?

Speaker 5:
[75:22] The Raiders know who their fans are.

Speaker 6:
[75:24] Exactly.

Speaker 1:
[75:25] They know what they got to do, bro.

Speaker 5:
[75:26] All their players are prospects right now.

Speaker 1:
[75:27] Before you can get this placazo right here on your head, you got to go do something, you got to earn it.

Speaker 6:
[75:33] You got to put in some work, I say.

Speaker 1:
[75:35] That's wild.

Speaker 5:
[75:36] Watch your patch, homie, right?

Speaker 6:
[75:37] That's right.

Speaker 1:
[75:38] This is like the umpteenth coach in how many years? Like this fool, this fool.

Speaker 6:
[75:42] A lot, a lot, but none of them did this.

Speaker 1:
[75:43] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[75:44] So I got to tell you guys.

Speaker 3:
[75:45] Something different.

Speaker 6:
[75:46] The Raiders are going to the Super Bowl, you guys. Or they're going to play without logos this year. The first team ever.

Speaker 3:
[75:56] Yeah, like what if they never earn?

Speaker 6:
[75:58] It's going to be the Las Vegas Silver and Blacks.

Speaker 12:
[76:02] What if they never earn that logo?

Speaker 6:
[76:04] That's my worry because they're the Raiders and sometimes we don't play that well. And it could be an instance where they just don't have logos on their helmets.

Speaker 1:
[76:12] And brother, they didn't mention how they would earn it or winning games or like in practice.

Speaker 6:
[76:18] No, they actually haven't been able to talk to the coach. They just talk to the players. So the players are talking, like speaking for like, oh, so how are the meetings with Clint, you know, and stuff like that. So they're like, okay, well, he said this, he said that. So they're getting secondhand information just from the players. Yeah. Clint hasn't responded about it just yet. But it's like, that's good too. Like he's leaving it, he's like, bro, this is just for us.

Speaker 1:
[76:39] I'm not trying to talk to the media, like this is in between us.

Speaker 6:
[76:40] Yeah, this is just for us, this is what we're doing.

Speaker 1:
[76:42] Yeah, o merita, no speaking, all right?

Speaker 6:
[76:44] Exactly, it's a gang, you guys, it's a really a gang.

Speaker 1:
[76:47] It is, it's a mob, I'm ready for it.

Speaker 6:
[76:49] Right, all right.

Speaker 9:
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