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Speaker 1:
[00:23] This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2:
[00:26] Insensitivity training.

Speaker 3:
[00:28] For a politically correct world.

Speaker 4:
[00:37] Class is now in session.

Speaker 3:
[00:44] Hey, good morning, everybody.

Speaker 5:
[00:47] Good morning.

Speaker 3:
[00:49] Today is Wednesday. It is April the 22nd, 2026. We are The Woody Show. My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory.

Speaker 5:
[00:58] Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 3:
[00:59] We got Menace.

Speaker 6:
[01:00] Hi.

Speaker 3:
[01:01] Gina Grad is here.

Speaker 6:
[01:03] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[01:04] We got Sebas. We've got Sammi.

Speaker 6:
[01:05] Hello.

Speaker 3:
[01:06] We've got the phones open, 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 229-87-SEVON, our video producer. We got Dumbass Tyler. Bort is here. Menji is here. We weren't here yesterday because Monday night was The Woody Show After Hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:
[01:28] It ruled. What?

Speaker 3:
[01:30] Yeah. It was always, it's always fun.

Speaker 2:
[01:34] So much fun.

Speaker 3:
[01:36] When we get to this point, man, it's like, cause it's like a two month promotion.

Speaker 2:
[01:40] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[01:40] You know what I mean? So it's like planning a wedding, totally the wedding.

Speaker 6:
[01:44] Yep. The whole buildup.

Speaker 3:
[01:45] Yeah. And cause you, it's just like nonstop being like bride and groom when you're at these things, you know, and you're seeing listeners and taking pictures. So everybody who won and who was there, congratulations on the win. Also hope you had a great time. Thanks again to Disney for everything, you know, their hospitality and even allowing us.

Speaker 6:
[02:04] Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:
[02:05] Yeah. Even allowing us to do this in the first place is pretty incredible.

Speaker 4:
[02:10] Absolutely.

Speaker 3:
[02:11] Onto the next one. Already talking about and planning for next year.

Speaker 4:
[02:15] Awesome.

Speaker 3:
[02:16] About like, oh, well, what do we want to do different next year? How do we want to make it bigger and better? All right. So a couple of Woody Show fun facts before we get into birthdays and porno birthday and stuff. The differences between men and women even include our dreams. I know we've talked about dreams before. Yeah. Women and I think this is true as I'm reading this, women are more likely to dream about friends and family members. And us dudes, we are more likely to dream of strangers and more likely to dream about physical aggression, such as an attack.

Speaker 7:
[02:48] Oh, all right.

Speaker 3:
[02:49] So some of those like mega violent dreams that I've had.

Speaker 5:
[02:51] Yeah, you have violent dreams. My dreams are always stress related, like I'm running late to something or I'm trying to catch a flight or I'm.

Speaker 3:
[02:58] That tracks for Greg.

Speaker 5:
[02:59] Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 3:
[03:01] Women are more likely to dream about verbal aggression, just like an argument.

Speaker 8:
[03:05] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[03:06] I'd love to argue.

Speaker 1:
[03:07] Yeah, I love talking, right?

Speaker 8:
[03:09] Yeah, but then when you go to like punch someone in the argument, it's like slow motion. You can't do anything.

Speaker 5:
[03:13] Yeah, you're all that.

Speaker 3:
[03:15] Fourteen to 16 months is the typical length of an engagement. Oh, which seems about right.

Speaker 1:
[03:21] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[03:23] About a year.

Speaker 3:
[03:23] I guess you need time. It depends on what kind of wedding you're planning. But a lot of planning to plan.

Speaker 5:
[03:29] How much money do you want to flush on the toilet? Stuff like that. All that planning.

Speaker 8:
[03:33] All of it. It's worth it.

Speaker 3:
[03:35] Greg, here's one. Speaking of stress, if you're feeling stressed, you lose the noise in your life. Science shows that the noisier your home is, which I don't I don't really think that Greg's house would be noisy.

Speaker 8:
[03:45] No.

Speaker 3:
[03:46] But the noisier your home is, the more anxious and stressed you feel. I know that's the case when I go to my in-laws.

Speaker 4:
[03:52] I know they're really loud.

Speaker 6:
[03:54] And you think about like prisons or even like dog kennels and it's like everyone's stressed because the noise never stops.

Speaker 3:
[03:59] Like when I'm at my in-law's house, man, like I'll go out on the front porch. It could be the middle of winter, freezing as cold outside. Where is he? Oh, he's outside. I'm just sitting out there or I'll go down to their basement or I'll go run an errand that does not need run. I have to I find myself getting the only way I can describe it is like it's almost like a feeling of claustrophobia. The way people describe claustrophobia.

Speaker 6:
[04:21] Like everything's closing in on you because the noise.

Speaker 3:
[04:23] Yeah. Where it's like you're going to explode out of your skin.

Speaker 5:
[04:26] Yeah. It makes me angry, especially at a hotel when people think the hallways are meant for socializing and yelling and slamming doors. Like, shut the f up.

Speaker 1:
[04:34] This is where we hang out.

Speaker 5:
[04:35] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[04:36] Go to your room. The noisier your home is, the more anxious and stressed you feel. So to reduce your stress, just cut the noise out, especially turn off the television. You know, just chill.

Speaker 1:
[04:45] I love finding with the TV on.

Speaker 5:
[04:47] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[04:48] I can't do it.

Speaker 5:
[04:48] It's kind of like a life support machine.

Speaker 1:
[04:50] The lights on everything does not matter to me.

Speaker 8:
[04:53] Yeah. And like I grew up in a really big family, so there was chaos all the time. So I find it normal. I don't get stressed at all by a loud house. I wish I could be as good.

Speaker 3:
[05:00] Oh, you come from a family of talkers, you say?

Speaker 8:
[05:03] Well, a big family, yeah, at least.

Speaker 3:
[05:05] You're kidding. Yeah, like, and then also the other thing they say is about, this is not part of the fun fact list that I have, but where they talk about like, look at somebody's space, how they live, look at their car, look at their home, look how they keep their professional space or the office or whatever. And it says a lot about them as a person and how organized or chilled their life is.

Speaker 6:
[05:28] Shut up, Greg, don't look at my space.

Speaker 5:
[05:31] I know, Gina's workspace, a little cluttery.

Speaker 3:
[05:33] Which, okay, so my son was getting off focus with schoolwork and things like that and there was some other chaos going on, so made a big point to make sure that he, let's talk about keeping your room clean. So how do you keep up with that? Like once you have like a, a full load, I should say a decent load.

Speaker 6:
[05:50] Yeah, yep, yep.

Speaker 3:
[05:51] Once you have a decent load, throw it in there. And that way you're staying on top of it as opposed to just letting it spiral out of control. And that is, that has like had such an impact and he's done so much better and it has translated into other, in other areas.

Speaker 6:
[06:03] And something else that I didn't know you could do, my husband runs the dishwasher every night, no matter if it's very full or not. If you can do that, I'm like, yeah, you make your own rules. It's your house.

Speaker 1:
[06:13] Of course you can do that.

Speaker 5:
[06:14] It's so fun. You can, but if you need to. Why would you run like a very empty dishwasher?

Speaker 1:
[06:18] I know, I love running a dishwasher and so many people are just anti it. I don't get it.

Speaker 5:
[06:23] I just wait till it's full.

Speaker 6:
[06:25] This is the nightly routine. You just run the dishwasher.

Speaker 3:
[06:28] Yeah, I did read something about like you're supposed to almost every other day, run the dishwasher.

Speaker 1:
[06:35] Oh really?

Speaker 5:
[06:36] It takes way less water to use a dishwasher.

Speaker 9:
[06:38] And you know what my favorite thing?

Speaker 3:
[06:39] Correct. That's what it was tied to, Greg. Yes, that's exactly what it was tied to. It was something involving that or around that.

Speaker 1:
[06:45] Yeah, and my favorite thing to do is I open the dishwasher and the dish doesn't look totally clean, just run it again.

Speaker 4:
[06:52] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[06:53] Problem solved.

Speaker 4:
[06:54] Or throw out the dish.

Speaker 1:
[06:55] Or if it's too far gone.

Speaker 3:
[06:57] That's why you get all the stuff off of it, right? Like you rinse the plate off before you put it in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1:
[07:02] Then why even do that?

Speaker 5:
[07:03] Basically wash it and then put it in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1:
[07:05] That's dumb.

Speaker 3:
[07:06] We do too. Well, look, if you could put it in, as long as you, I think, Menace, if you put like your big caked on stuff directly after dinner, after you're done eating, and then start the dishwasher right away, that's one thing. But if you're going to keep it in there for a day or two before you run it, rinse it off.

Speaker 5:
[07:21] Yeah, I refuse to believe that the dishwasher can do all that.

Speaker 1:
[07:24] But if you run it for like the third time, it's good.

Speaker 3:
[07:32] All right, welcome back, everybody. All right. So we'll get to the birthdays and the born-of-birthday here in a second. Remember Menace was talking about getting earplugs for going to concerts and stuff?

Speaker 7:
[07:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[07:44] And he wanted to know if that was like smart or just like being old? Yes.

Speaker 5:
[07:49] I vote smart.

Speaker 7:
[07:50] Old.

Speaker 3:
[07:50] All right. Yeah, it was kind of a mixed reaction on that one. So anyway, somebody sent us this. They said, first of all, I think it makes you old, but Menace is kind of old at this point, as are all of you. True. And then they sent a link to this thing that they saw. And I guess it was like one of those like mega survey things. So what's an opinion that instantly says you're over 30, which Menace is certainly over 30. Menace is over 40. We're all getting older now. Of course. So maybe these things are all true to us. Probably. Yeah, and we'll see. So serious purchases, and I believe this one, I am definitely in the, yes, I do agree with that. Serious purchases must be made on a laptop, not on your phone.

Speaker 6:
[08:38] 100%.

Speaker 1:
[08:39] Serious purchases.

Speaker 4:
[08:40] Serious purchases on a laptop?

Speaker 1:
[08:42] I'm trying to go with-

Speaker 6:
[08:43] I think Menace is gonna disagree, but I think if it's really serious, you can't do it on your phone.

Speaker 3:
[08:48] Yeah, like if you're buying something big.

Speaker 1:
[08:50] I'm trying to think-

Speaker 3:
[08:51] Making a big purchase.

Speaker 1:
[08:53] Something big that I bought on a phone.

Speaker 6:
[08:56] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[08:56] Like I won't even book airline tickets over the, like using my phone. I gotta be on my laptop.

Speaker 6:
[09:02] On a laptop.

Speaker 3:
[09:04] And I think mostly, but the reason is because it's easier.

Speaker 6:
[09:06] It is easier.

Speaker 5:
[09:07] Definitely easier.

Speaker 3:
[09:08] Yeah, trying to get to the different windows, and some of the things aren't necessarily ideal for mobile application.

Speaker 5:
[09:15] Right.

Speaker 6:
[09:16] But it also just feels more official.

Speaker 5:
[09:18] It kind of does.

Speaker 3:
[09:20] Yeah. I don't know. It's not that I don't trust the phone. I just find it's easier. It's faster. And so any kind of big purchase, I will use a laptop instead of the phone.

Speaker 1:
[09:29] I don't disagree with you 100 percent, but I believe that I might have purchased a car on a phone.

Speaker 3:
[09:34] What?

Speaker 6:
[09:35] Yeah. A car?

Speaker 1:
[09:37] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[09:37] And when I think a serious purchase, I think of in-person.

Speaker 8:
[09:40] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[09:42] If it's a serious like a car, you got to do that in person.

Speaker 6:
[09:44] Definitely coming with his checkbook.

Speaker 3:
[09:46] Yeah. Obviously, like Amazon type of stuff. Yes. Yeah. But any kind of like a bigger thing. All right. Having no weekend plans is my favorite weekend plan. Agree.

Speaker 5:
[09:56] Uh, erection. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[09:57] I mean, you guys have been preaching that for a decade.

Speaker 3:
[10:01] What's an opinion that instantly says you're over 30? Okay. Good one. How about this one? E-bikes are out of control and a menace to society.

Speaker 5:
[10:11] I disagree. I'm not jealous of the people with them.

Speaker 8:
[10:14] I agree. I saw somebody driving by on a side or going by on a sidewalk in one of those and I'm thinking like there's kids around. You're going so fast. That was an old thought.

Speaker 1:
[10:25] I mean, kids on bikes without e-bikes with the giant wheels, they're the ones that are out of control.

Speaker 3:
[10:32] Uh, there's this one guy on, I want to say it's Instagram and he posts these videos all the time and it's one of the most popular videos I've ever seen. I watched that and I go, I don't know how anybody believes this is a real thing. Did you see the guy? He stands on the side of the road with different random things and he throws them at speeding cars. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[10:48] Like grapes and stuff or lasagna.

Speaker 3:
[10:54] Random stuff. And the people aren't even going that fast. So it's obviously stage. People go, I love this man. And you're really giving it to people are so dumb.

Speaker 5:
[11:04] So dumb.

Speaker 3:
[11:05] So, meanwhile, and I brought this example up before, like people like will cry fake on everything, but then they see that that's what they say. Yep. That's legit.

Speaker 6:
[11:15] Good point.

Speaker 5:
[11:16] Fake.

Speaker 3:
[11:17] So dumb.

Speaker 6:
[11:18] All right.

Speaker 3:
[11:18] An opinion that makes you over 30. I want the paper receipt instead of the emailed one. True.

Speaker 6:
[11:25] Oh, definitely not. Because I'm going to lose the paper receipt.

Speaker 3:
[11:28] See, I feel like I lose the emailed one because then I can't find... Menace, what were we talking about the other day? It's like you go to look for an email that you know is in there.

Speaker 1:
[11:35] Oh, because...

Speaker 3:
[11:35] For whatever reason, like you type in the search and it won't show up.

Speaker 7:
[11:38] Yeah, every word.

Speaker 1:
[11:39] On mobile, like it never works on mobile. When you have all the keywords, the subject line, everything, it will pop up every single email except for the one that you're looking for.

Speaker 5:
[11:49] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[11:50] Why? Ridiculous.

Speaker 5:
[11:51] I'm kind of in the camp of I want no receipt anymore. I'm not going to return this thing.

Speaker 3:
[11:59] For credit card purchases, most of the time, I'm not getting the receipt.

Speaker 6:
[12:02] You don't need it.

Speaker 3:
[12:03] Yeah, because it's going to be right there on the credit card. Although, what if they keyed in the wrong amount, Greg?

Speaker 5:
[12:08] Oh, that's right.

Speaker 3:
[12:10] Some kind of discrepancy.

Speaker 6:
[12:11] You're going to have nightmares.

Speaker 3:
[12:12] What's an opinion that instantly says you're over 30, but you can hit us up on the text if you agree or disagree with any of these. 22987. Speaking of physical copies, I want to own a physical copy of the media that I like.

Speaker 1:
[12:27] I don't care.

Speaker 5:
[12:28] I've almost evolved from that. I don't really care anymore.

Speaker 3:
[12:31] Yeah. Here's the argument that I do agree with, is that, let's say you have a song that you purchased or the movie that you purchased on like an iTunes, not iTunes, whatever, Apple, whatever. And then all of a sudden, they've lost the distribution rights. All of a sudden, it's gone. You've bought it. You bought it.

Speaker 6:
[12:50] That's true.

Speaker 3:
[12:51] But you no longer have access to it. Whereas before, when you would buy the DVD, the Blu-ray, whatever, it's yours forever. You owned the physical copy and you still had it.

Speaker 6:
[12:58] Yeah, but can you imagine like in this day and age, being like, check out my CD tower?

Speaker 1:
[13:04] Yeah, but there's so many different ways to get the song that you want that, honestly, I have eight songs that are actually downloaded on my phone that I, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[13:15] Oh, I would have thought 8,000.

Speaker 1:
[13:16] No.

Speaker 3:
[13:17] Yeah, I've got a ton. Well, cause I subscribe to all the, you know, Apple music and all those different things. And then when, because I'm on plane so much that like I don't always have access to, you know, fast enough, so I'll, anything is in a playlist is downloaded to my phone.

Speaker 5:
[13:35] I've got zero.

Speaker 6:
[13:36] I have, yeah, I think, I don't think I have any.

Speaker 5:
[13:38] Yeah, none.

Speaker 3:
[13:39] Yeah, I don't have any. That way I have, I'm saying that way I have access to it even when I don't have an internet connection. All right, here we go, Greg.

Speaker 5:
[13:46] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[13:47] Agree or disagree, dinner parties that begin at 7 p.m. are kind of late.

Speaker 5:
[13:52] Uh, no, I, you know, in my head, 7 p.m. for dinner is the ultimate time. It's fancy enough, it's late enough, it's early enough, it's the perfect time. If I'm making a reservation, seven. I'm having people over, seven. That's the magic number.

Speaker 3:
[14:07] I will agree with Greg on that one. The only, the only caveat to that is during the week, like when we have our weekday schedule, oh yeah, seven o'clock's kind of late.

Speaker 5:
[14:15] That's way too late.

Speaker 3:
[14:17] I love, it's just based on our goofy-ass schedule. I think for the average, like a nine to five type of schedule person, that'd be totally fine.

Speaker 1:
[14:22] Oh my god, I love events that start early. Like, you know, Morgan and I, we go to those power slap events all the time, and they start at seven and they end at nine.

Speaker 4:
[14:32] Oh wow.

Speaker 1:
[14:33] This is awesome.

Speaker 4:
[14:34] That's how you do it.

Speaker 5:
[14:36] You had a sensible night out.

Speaker 3:
[14:38] Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6:
[14:39] The rules.

Speaker 3:
[14:40] And one more, this is an opinion that instantly says you're over 30. Punctuation is good, actually. Punctuation and appropriately capitalizing letters that should be capitalized in a sentence, not writing an entire sentence with no punctuation and no capital letters.

Speaker 6:
[14:59] Not only do I agree, but I will go back through a text and edit it just so it has some period.

Speaker 3:
[15:06] I know.

Speaker 6:
[15:06] I don't want to look like a psycho.

Speaker 5:
[15:08] Yeah. And if you end a text with a period, that means you're a dork. I don't care. Like, I'm ending it properly.

Speaker 3:
[15:15] Oh, you're such a boomer.

Speaker 5:
[15:16] Yeah, you're like periods and exclamation points. Loser.

Speaker 3:
[15:20] Well, there you go. Yeah, if you agree or disagree with any of those things, you can hit us up on the text over to 22987. It is time for your birthdays and your porno birthday. And we'll start with the celebrities having birthday to Jack Nicholson. Oh, wow. You don't really see him anywhere. I mean, he's not in public at all.

Speaker 4:
[15:47] Very reclusive.

Speaker 1:
[15:48] He's not going to any later streams.

Speaker 3:
[15:50] Yeah, and that's a guy who's been old my entire life. Yeah, I'm 50 this year. He's been old my entire life.

Speaker 6:
[15:58] That big widow's peak.

Speaker 3:
[16:00] Yeah. How old do you think Jack Nicholson is?

Speaker 5:
[16:02] Eighty four.

Speaker 3:
[16:04] Yeah, I would have put him in his 90s. He's 89 today.

Speaker 1:
[16:07] Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:
[16:08] Yeah, I would have put him definitely like in mid to late 90s.

Speaker 5:
[16:11] Really?

Speaker 3:
[16:12] Marshawn Lynch is 40 today. You got Amber Heard, who's 40. Machine Gun Kelly is 36. Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the Negan on The Walking Dead. Oh, yeah. He's been in a bunch of different stuff. He's 60 years old. Sherry Shepherd is 59. Ryan Stiles, remember from whose line is it anyway? The big tall one?

Speaker 4:
[16:31] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[16:31] Yeah, I love him.

Speaker 4:
[16:32] Oh, okay.

Speaker 6:
[16:33] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[16:34] He's 67. Rock legend Peter Frampton is 76. And then here's the throwback birthday, Daniel Johns, who is the lead singer of the band Silver Chair. Remember the 90s guys?

Speaker 5:
[16:45] Yeah. When he was like 17.

Speaker 3:
[16:47] Yeah, he was like 17 when that big song, there's their biggest song, Tomorrow, was a hit. Yeah, he was like 17 years old. Daniel Johns today is 47. And today's part of birthday is Breanne Benson. And today's birthday girl, she is mouth more wieners than Joey Chestnut, the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion. 482 fine films, including Breanne's Flute Talent. She was in Eager Beavers, volume seven. Group Sex with the Other Easter Bunnings, volume one. She was in Another One Bites the Pillow. Also, Bras, Panties and Scissors. For Greg, she was in Giggly Lesbian Group Sex. Also, Masturbating on the Dining Table.

Speaker 5:
[17:33] That's not good manners.

Speaker 3:
[17:35] And then, Sammi, this is for you. Former cheerleader, Sammi. She was in I've Got the Spirit, Yes, I Do, I've Got the Spirit, Now Give Me Your Goo. Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 6:
[17:47] That's what you say all the time. That's a classic.

Speaker 3:
[17:50] Give me a G.

Speaker 4:
[17:51] Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[17:54] Oh my God. That's Avery Ann Benson. She's 42 years old today. And that's your born-a-birthday, your celebrity birthdays. You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 6:
[18:03] Oh my God. That's the one to be.

Speaker 3:
[18:07] I've got spirit. Yes, I do. I've got spirit. Now give me your goo. Very strong. You. All right. Welcome back, everybody. Yeah. It is Wednesday. It is the Woody Show. Woody, Greg. Yeah. We got Menace. Hi. And Brad is here. We got Sebas. We got Sammi. Hello. Morgan is here. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. Text us 229-87. People were hitting us up about the if you're over 30, you probably agree with these opinions kind of thing. What's your over 30 opinion? Now, here's a little follow up to that. What was cool if you were 20, but weird if you're 30?

Speaker 4:
[18:51] Oh, I like that.

Speaker 3:
[18:53] Just just just a quick follow up before we move on to other things. I don't have a lot of time right now, but we'll get to these real quick. So people were asked this question. What's cool if you're 20, but weird if you're 30? Hanging out at college parties.

Speaker 10:
[19:05] Oh, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2:
[19:07] So weird if you're more than 24.

Speaker 3:
[19:09] I know. Dude, I see people and I just saw one of these guys, the youth fighters. We talk about these guys once in a while. Women are. It's really odd to me when you see a dude who is such a hardcore age fighter, meaning like this guy, he looks exactly the same. He tries to look everything, hair, down to what kind of shoes he's wearing, his skater shorts with like tall socks. What's up, fellow students? And the guys, no, because you still look, I'm talking about a guy who's clearly pushing almost 70.

Speaker 11:
[19:46] Oh, okay.

Speaker 3:
[19:47] Wait till I'm 70. The hair is so thin and it's barely there. You know what I mean? But he's trying really hard. His face is mega wrinkled, but everything else looks.

Speaker 5:
[19:59] Well, the most guilty of that is rock stars.

Speaker 4:
[20:02] It's almost depressing.

Speaker 1:
[20:04] They look like old ladies.

Speaker 5:
[20:05] Like an old man, he has really long hair, and therefore he's cool.

Speaker 1:
[20:08] Woody, don't we know somebody whose kid was like at a college party and the golden bachelor was there?

Speaker 5:
[20:13] Oh yeah.

Speaker 3:
[20:15] You know who's a good example of this in a more fabulous way? What was the name of the guy? We had a nickname for him outside of Joe Coy.

Speaker 5:
[20:23] Lloyd Crystal.

Speaker 3:
[20:25] Yeah, we call it this guy. Yeah. So I'm hoping everybody else understands already the kind of person I'm talking about because I just solidified it for Greg and Gina.

Speaker 5:
[20:33] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[20:34] Lloyd Crystal and for Sammy, who was standing there too.

Speaker 5:
[20:37] Yeah, fake hair, tons of makeup.

Speaker 3:
[20:44] KYSR Los Angeles.

Speaker 6:
[20:49] This is Alt 98 7.

Speaker 3:
[20:57] We are into another new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world, Woody, Greg, Menace.

Speaker 6:
[21:04] What is up?

Speaker 12:
[21:05] Hi.

Speaker 3:
[21:05] Gina Grad.

Speaker 12:
[21:05] Hi.

Speaker 3:
[21:06] We got Seba. Sammi's here. Phone's open 877-44, Woody. Send us a text check in over to 229-87. And we'll start by going to Gina Grad with the trending news headlines.

Speaker 6:
[21:20] Well, cops say the guy who started shooting at that tourist site in Mexico late Monday morning may have been influenced by other violent attacks. It happened at the pyramids not far from Mexico City, left one person dead, seven others injured. And officials say this A-hole was at the top of the pyramid when he started shooting. He managed to reload twice before eventually shooting himself as cops tried to get him.

Speaker 3:
[21:41] You know what's pretty great is that we've been so busy for the last couple of days. I have been completely out of the news loop. Oblivious. I had not heard about this until we walked in today.

Speaker 1:
[21:50] Oh, really?

Speaker 3:
[21:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[21:51] Oh, wow. I saw a lot of it. Video. Yeah, they have a lot of video of the guy shooting.

Speaker 3:
[21:55] That's what I mean. I've not been on any of the platforms. I have, of course, not been watching any news. It's been too busy. It's been kind of nice.

Speaker 6:
[22:03] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[22:03] Yeah. It's blackout. It's truly bliss.

Speaker 5:
[22:05] It is.

Speaker 6:
[22:06] That's right.

Speaker 5:
[22:06] But yeah, there are people basically trying to not only go down the stairs, but jump down levels of this pyramid.

Speaker 6:
[22:12] Just to save themselves. Well, they also found he had 52 rounds of ammunition, some kind of knife and handwritten notes linked to the Columbine high school shooting. So Mexico is increasing security at all the tourist spots, and they're investigating. And the war with Iran is still going on, but now there's a little bit of hope for a new peace deal thanks to a ceasefire with Iran being extended indefinitely while they try to come up with this peace deal. At the same time, the US military is still keeping up the blockade in the Strait of Hormuz, but it's not just gas prices that are affected by this war. It's now condom prices that are going up. Oh, damn it. Why is that? Well, here's the deal.

Speaker 1:
[22:51] I mean, who needs those anyways? You got my right, guys?

Speaker 3:
[22:53] Punks.

Speaker 6:
[22:54] Some materials used in making condoms are stuck overseas since they can't get through the Strait of Hormuz, and because of the very fragile situation, prices are more expensive and those costs are being passed on to customers. So on top of that, the war is causing a big delay in shipping. One manufacturer says that they have enough supply for a few months, but when that runs out, these condom prices, they are going high.

Speaker 3:
[23:17] So this is just the excuse that companies are using because wherever something is happening, like this particular case, I ran. Okay, so there's that. But let's say something was happening in the Southeast.

Speaker 5:
[23:30] Yeah, Menace prices go up.

Speaker 3:
[23:31] All of a sudden, everything that we use would have been somehow manufactured or tied into that region. They just use whatever it is to...

Speaker 5:
[23:39] Yeah, glom on.

Speaker 3:
[23:41] To use as an excuse.

Speaker 6:
[23:43] And don't we have rubber?

Speaker 3:
[23:45] It's latex. Does the world's latex come from Iran or the Middle East?

Speaker 6:
[23:51] First time hearing of it.

Speaker 1:
[23:53] They spin a wheel and they go, okay, which company is going to get a benefit this month? And they're like, okay, it lands on eggs. So egg prices are out of control.

Speaker 3:
[24:01] Right. But I'm saying like, all right, oil, fine. That's a big oil producing region, but it's not the only place on earth.

Speaker 6:
[24:08] Far from it. Right?

Speaker 3:
[24:09] So there's a lot of other places on the globe that could maybe step up their oil production to make up for... Like if everybody's in such dire straits because this one area is compromised, couldn't everybody else, couldn't all the other oil producing areas step up?

Speaker 6:
[24:25] No, that's a good point.

Speaker 3:
[24:26] Or no, they don't because they can use that as an excuse, because they're going to jack up a price, but we're going to leave the production exactly the same.

Speaker 6:
[24:33] Yeah, I do have a theory now that we're talking about this. Is this backed by Big Baby? So they're going to hold back condoms so everybody has more kids? I don't know. Is it? I don't know. We'll find out.

Speaker 3:
[24:46] I don't think anybody really...

Speaker 5:
[24:48] Or if there's fewer condom sales than the IOD industry, they're going to jack their prices.

Speaker 3:
[24:53] Yeah, because are people using... Do you think for avoiding pregnancy, people use more...

Speaker 5:
[24:59] Just condoms?

Speaker 3:
[25:00] More like the birth control pill? Condoms seem to be for avoiding sexually transmitted disease. Well, it's both. No, it's both. It is both. But I'm saying if you're only really concerned about pregnancy, I think people lean more on the birth control pill than they do rubbers.

Speaker 6:
[25:16] Well, because the person getting pregnant can control that, so I'm agreeing with you.

Speaker 3:
[25:22] Yeah, but I think you're right.

Speaker 5:
[25:24] Monogamous couples aren't just using condoms to prevent pregnancy. Correct. I agree with that.

Speaker 1:
[25:30] Yeah. Now, do you snort your Plan B or do you just think?

Speaker 6:
[25:35] I mainline it right into the vein.

Speaker 1:
[25:36] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[25:37] This one time I was house sitting, I was, I don't know, 20 years old and the people had non-lubricated condoms in the bathroom. I'm like, who would buy that?

Speaker 1:
[25:45] Bro, I told you.

Speaker 3:
[25:46] Well, not gay dudes. Who? Even if I was like, let's just say you're a straight couple and she gets like just really turned on by you. You know what I mean? So her basement's flooded.

Speaker 6:
[25:56] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[25:56] So maybe it doesn't even matter.

Speaker 1:
[25:57] Need me help, please.

Speaker 3:
[25:59] She's got just a bunch of natural lubricant going on.

Speaker 6:
[26:01] She's doing great.

Speaker 3:
[26:01] She's fine.

Speaker 6:
[26:03] Well, with the NFL draft going down finally, they're hoping to clamp down on some of these prank calls, remember, like the ones in the past that put a damper on the whole thing?

Speaker 3:
[26:11] Shadour Sanders.

Speaker 6:
[26:11] That's right. So now the NFL is being more careful, saying that only one person from each team is allowed to have access to the player's phone numbers, and hopefully that will reduce the chances of those prank calls. So yeah, let's remind ourselves about what happened to poor Shadour Sanders. I don't think you think he's pretty poor. Yeah, right. He got a fake call from someone pretending to be Mickey Loomis from the New Orleans Saints. He was eventually picked up by the Cleveland Browns, and the prank ended up leading to fines against someone connected to the Atlanta Falcons. It was a whole thing. And other players got pranked too. And while the NFL hopes the new rule will help, I mean, who's going to stop pranking? There's always a way.

Speaker 1:
[26:48] I'm surprised that they love selling every single piece of the NFL, that they haven't even just got a phone sponsor. Yeah. And like, okay, we're mailing everybody phones.

Speaker 6:
[26:59] Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. Well, speaking of football, Mike Vrabel, you know Mike Vrabel, the head coach of the New England Patriots. We all know him now. He says he's had some tough, but productive conversations with his family, his team and staff after those photos surfaced of him holding hands with reporter Diana Rossini. He actually did a press conference about it. He didn't go into any details, but he said he wanted to address it after first talking with the players. He said that everyone in the organization, including himself, needs to make good decisions and avoid being a distraction. And also it should be noted that Vrabel didn't directly respond to the rumors, but he did say he does want to keep things focused on the NFL Draft and added that he's committed to moving forward and giving his best.

Speaker 3:
[27:42] Man, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation with his wife.

Speaker 6:
[27:45] Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3:
[27:46] Just say, like, what did you say, dude?

Speaker 5:
[27:47] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[27:47] You know, like, how do you explain holding hands and all that stuff?

Speaker 6:
[27:52] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[27:53] It's caught on video, like, what possible explanation?

Speaker 5:
[27:56] What say you, Mike?

Speaker 3:
[27:57] Yeah, could you have?

Speaker 6:
[27:58] Is she moving out?

Speaker 3:
[28:00] I don't think so. No. They'll work it out.

Speaker 6:
[28:02] Yeah. Somehow, magically.

Speaker 3:
[28:04] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[28:04] I would put moving forward on the same list as it is what it is.

Speaker 6:
[28:08] Totally.

Speaker 5:
[28:09] We're always moving forward.

Speaker 6:
[28:12] As opposed to what?

Speaker 5:
[28:13] That's a generic way of saying, okay, I'm done talking about it. We're going to move forward.

Speaker 6:
[28:16] The clock is always moving forward.

Speaker 5:
[28:18] Everything is moving forward.

Speaker 6:
[28:20] Well, finally, this is the news that Woody has been waiting for. So listen up. Red Lobster's infamous endless shrimp promotion, it's back, baby.

Speaker 3:
[28:29] They're bringing it back. It almost killed the company.

Speaker 6:
[28:31] Yeah, that's right. It was a disaster for them.

Speaker 3:
[28:33] It's coming back?

Speaker 6:
[28:35] Yeah. They ended up.

Speaker 11:
[28:37] They ended the promo.

Speaker 3:
[28:38] Oh, dude.

Speaker 6:
[28:40] Let's give it its time.

Speaker 4:
[28:41] This is an annual event.

Speaker 3:
[28:42] The only time I would ever go to Red Lobster is during Endless Shrimp.

Speaker 6:
[28:46] And there's one near us.

Speaker 3:
[28:47] There is.

Speaker 6:
[28:47] Let's do it.

Speaker 3:
[28:48] There is. Wow, that's great. I thought it was, man, I thought that was dead and gone.

Speaker 6:
[28:53] It did almost kill them.

Speaker 3:
[28:54] Yeah, they almost put the company under.

Speaker 6:
[28:56] Yeah, in 2024, they've clawed their way back since. So it has a little twist now, a couple of updates. Instead of being 20 bucks, it's gonna be $29.99, okay? And it will include five different types of shrimp. Customers can go and do select red lobster locations and order unlimited coconut shrimp, garlic shrimp, Walt's favorite, which is fried with cocktail sauce, Mary Me shrimp, which is creamy tomato sauce with garlic and herb, and shrimp linguini alfredo.

Speaker 3:
[29:24] See, what they did is they screwed up because they made it an all-the-time thing.

Speaker 6:
[29:28] Right.

Speaker 5:
[29:28] Yeah, they tried to have that a week a year.

Speaker 6:
[29:30] Yeah, this is now limited.

Speaker 1:
[29:32] Where are they getting the shrimp from?

Speaker 3:
[29:33] Well, that was Greg's big concern.

Speaker 5:
[29:34] All right, we're going to run out.

Speaker 3:
[29:35] Greg was very concerned at one point. He worries about random things like, oh, we're going to run out of shrimp. He had another, he was telling us he had another really weird bout of this, staying at a hotel, because in the hotel, all of the rooms have like Keurig machines, the coffee machines.

Speaker 5:
[29:55] These were what I assume were the new versions of the Keurig. Like better, they worked pretty well. I thought, oh my God, okay, we're in a huge hotel, tons of rooms, thousands of rooms. That means thousands of Keurigs. How many hotels are there in the world? Hundreds of thousands, if not millions. How are we going to have enough Keurig?

Speaker 1:
[30:14] How are you not smoking weed on a daily basis? Because that is such a high thought.

Speaker 5:
[30:19] I know, I'm a stoner who doesn't smoke pot.

Speaker 6:
[30:22] If people want their coffee, Keurig will supply.

Speaker 5:
[30:25] They will, but how is it sustainable? Much like the shrimp thing.

Speaker 1:
[30:30] I have a shrimp story that goes with this. It was so weird. Spicy Nacho, my wife, she's at Costco, and one of the Costco workers comes up to her because she had a bag of frozen shrimp. She goes, oh, do you like shrimp from India? She goes, what? He's like, do you like shrimp from India? She's like, he goes, that's from India. She looks at the bag and it's from a shrimp farm.

Speaker 4:
[30:55] So they have a shrimp farm.

Speaker 5:
[30:56] Yeah, I would assume a lot of it is shrimp farms.

Speaker 1:
[30:59] So I started talking about this, of course, with Tyler, and Tyler says, oh, yeah, there's a shrimp farm right by the radio station. So apparently-

Speaker 5:
[31:07] Well, they have salmon farms and shrimp farms.

Speaker 1:
[31:09] Yeah, apparently shrimp farms are like all over the place. Yeah. Who knew?

Speaker 6:
[31:14] So it isn't high right now.

Speaker 5:
[31:16] But do we have a Keurig farm, though? That's the question.

Speaker 1:
[31:19] That's the factory. I'm just saying because you're saying that we're-

Speaker 3:
[31:22] They manufacture gadgets all the time.

Speaker 1:
[31:23] No, going to Greg's argument, he was always worried that we were over-shrimping, but we have these farms that are just making them crazy.

Speaker 3:
[31:31] Right. You make more.

Speaker 5:
[31:32] But I still worry about in the wild, are we over-shrimping as well? Because you've got the farms and you've got the out in the wild.

Speaker 6:
[31:39] Yeah. We're going to have like what's it? Franken-shrimp.

Speaker 5:
[31:43] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[31:44] Yeah, that's what Greg's worried about.

Speaker 1:
[31:45] As long as they're still good, who cares? You just dip them in the butter.

Speaker 6:
[31:48] Well, all these are going to come with a side order, but this is the important thing, like what he said, to avoid bankruptcy again, the promotion is only for a limited time, only limited locations.

Speaker 3:
[31:57] We were always fine with that.

Speaker 6:
[31:58] Yeah. It's like the McRib. It doesn't need to just be there.

Speaker 3:
[32:01] See, it was an event. I would see the thing, the banner, they would hang on the side of the red lobster. Oh, endless shrimp time. And I would tell Jen, it's time to go back to red lobster. Endless shrimps back, babe.

Speaker 5:
[32:14] Let's do it. Let's go make our money back.

Speaker 3:
[32:17] Yeah, try to beat the house, that's how it's fun.

Speaker 6:
[32:19] Exactly. Well, that's what's going on, Woody.

Speaker 3:
[32:21] All right, we got a quick break and then we'll come back more Woody Show next. And a little follow-up, we were talking about Mike Vrabel and finally came out and addressed the whole thing with Diana Rourke.

Speaker 4:
[32:44] They were saying he had very difficult conversations.

Speaker 13:
[32:46] Let's move forward.

Speaker 3:
[32:48] Again, I feel bad for his wife. Oh, for sure. That's how you find out, because there's pictures online.

Speaker 4:
[32:55] Hold my hand.

Speaker 3:
[32:56] Oh, there's your husband.

Speaker 5:
[32:58] With some chicks.

Speaker 1:
[32:59] But you're not allowed to dance with somebody?

Speaker 6:
[33:01] In a hot tub?

Speaker 4:
[33:02] Or shaking?

Speaker 3:
[33:03] But she's the one decided for whatever reason, her prerogative, to stick it out. I wouldn't stick it out. I can't imagine a situation where I would stick it out.

Speaker 6:
[33:13] Okay, here's a question. Is it because of the betrayal or just the public humiliation?

Speaker 1:
[33:17] They know about it.

Speaker 6:
[33:18] The public. That's the thing.

Speaker 5:
[33:20] Well, what if nobody knew about it?

Speaker 6:
[33:22] That's my question.

Speaker 3:
[33:23] If nobody knew about it, I would still not want to be with that person. I don't care what anybody... It changes everything... .anybody else's view or opinion of whatever, that she cheated on me, right? So that's between her and I, and I don't think that's fixable.

Speaker 5:
[33:39] Because you never forget it. You would always think about it.

Speaker 3:
[33:41] Yeah. And could you ever trust them? No.

Speaker 5:
[33:44] Probably not.

Speaker 3:
[33:44] Who wants to live like that? I've never understood the people who, oh, we're going to make this work. We're going to work through it. Maybe because they've cheated. Maybe because they've done something. They got some dirty little secret. They know that they have wronged them, and the other person just doesn't know about it yet. So yeah, they just did something to me, but...

Speaker 6:
[34:01] I'm going to hook you up.

Speaker 3:
[34:02] In the grand scheme of things, we're going to just call this even.

Speaker 5:
[34:05] Maybe it's almost like you view it as, this is my chance to do it to them, so I'm keeping my options open. And I won't feel guilty about it.

Speaker 1:
[34:14] Or this is kind of hot.

Speaker 4:
[34:16] Maybe some people think that.

Speaker 6:
[34:17] Like Nikki Glaser and her boyfriend. She likes when he tells her all about it.

Speaker 3:
[34:22] If you've got an open relationship and that's just how it works, then it's not cheating.

Speaker 5:
[34:25] Not at all.

Speaker 3:
[34:26] But we're talking about cheating.

Speaker 6:
[34:27] And I never understood, well, we're gonna go to therapy together. I'm like, why do I have to go? I didn't do anything.

Speaker 5:
[34:31] Don't drag me into this.

Speaker 3:
[34:33] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6:
[34:34] You go.

Speaker 3:
[34:35] Yeah, exactly. I don't know. She's maybe sticking it out because she likes the lifestyle. That's, she's whoring herself out now.

Speaker 5:
[34:42] You don't think you could do better, maybe?

Speaker 3:
[34:43] For the lifestyle. Like, all right, well, I mean, talk about having no respect for yourself.

Speaker 6:
[34:49] Oh boy. Well, people do stay with cheaters.

Speaker 3:
[34:53] If you're doing it simply because of the lifestyle.

Speaker 6:
[34:56] Yeah. But I'm saying in general, like poor cheaters stay. People just do it.

Speaker 8:
[35:02] And like if you have kids and stuff and your whole life is wrapped up in it, I mean, it's not necessarily easy to walk away either.

Speaker 3:
[35:08] No, but I just don't know how you stick around.

Speaker 6:
[35:10] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[35:10] Like I think it's, okay, it may take a minute to unravel everything and to figure things out, but how can you continue to be with that person?

Speaker 6:
[35:18] Think about it more personally. The love of your life, the person that you would literally die for, your dog, maybe stepped out on you. How would you feel?

Speaker 3:
[35:27] Because, well, apparently everything I have felt that we were was not real. It's a lie. And not real. So all the things that I have-

Speaker 6:
[35:35] So it no longer applies.

Speaker 3:
[35:37] Yeah, it just null and voids that because everything I thought this person was is not. It was just all, you know, it was all nonsense.

Speaker 6:
[35:46] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[35:46] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[35:47] I mean, yeah, don't you get kind of jealous when your dog is like super friendly with the person they just met?

Speaker 3:
[35:53] Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're like, wait a minute.

Speaker 6:
[35:56] Yeah. Excuse you.

Speaker 3:
[35:57] Yeah. Don't be nice to them.

Speaker 6:
[35:59] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3:
[36:00] Yeah. I went back through some of the after hours voicemails, because I know we've had, you know, people hit us up, you know, when they found out that they had been cheated on. This guy called in.

Speaker 13:
[36:08] Hey, Woody and the rest of the gang, I need some advice. My fiance in the three years is cheating on me. I found out, I've seen her phone. She didn't physically do it, but very intimate, emotional stuff. She said, sorry, but she still wants to be friends with the dude. But it's like, damn, bro. What do you think we should do, man? I need some advice.

Speaker 3:
[36:30] Break up.

Speaker 6:
[36:31] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[36:32] Don't marry her.

Speaker 6:
[36:32] That was interesting though. He said only an emotional cheating.

Speaker 3:
[36:35] Yeah. Because it's going down that road. She wants to maintain the connection with this guy. That's going nowhere good.

Speaker 1:
[36:41] I mean, you also have been engaged for three years.

Speaker 5:
[36:44] That's strange.

Speaker 1:
[36:46] What's going on?

Speaker 3:
[36:48] Yeah. Long engagements are also another red flag.

Speaker 1:
[36:51] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[36:52] This is not going the right way.

Speaker 3:
[36:54] Don't marry her. Oh, we're engaged. Oh, congratulations. Someone, you guys think you're going to get married. Oh, we're going to figure that out.

Speaker 6:
[37:00] Yeah. Never you mind.

Speaker 3:
[37:02] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[37:03] None of your business.

Speaker 3:
[37:03] Not like next year. Oh, we're aiming for next year. No, it's like, oh, yeah, we're just going to be engaged for a while. Well, what?

Speaker 6:
[37:09] What are we doing?

Speaker 3:
[37:11] So you're like extradating? The quote experts will tell you that's a mega red flag.

Speaker 5:
[37:15] Really?

Speaker 6:
[37:15] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[37:15] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6:
[37:16] So what would an average, what is the average amount of...

Speaker 3:
[37:20] 18 months.

Speaker 5:
[37:21] Clearly a year.

Speaker 3:
[37:22] Yeah, we just had something about that recently. I think it was somewhere around 18 months. 12 to 18 months.

Speaker 8:
[37:26] Yeah, to get a date for the wedding and to plan the whole wedding, that's basically how long it takes. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[37:31] Well, then this guy, he dodged a bullet because they're not even married yet.

Speaker 5:
[37:33] Right. So don't do it.

Speaker 3:
[37:35] Right.

Speaker 6:
[37:36] He sounds mega sad.

Speaker 8:
[37:37] Well, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[37:38] You can be bummed out about it, obviously.

Speaker 1:
[37:40] Dude, just get another dog, you're good.

Speaker 8:
[37:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[37:44] What about this chick here?

Speaker 7:
[37:45] Hi, Woody Show podcast listener here. You guys were talking about a man suing because his wife found out he was cheating over tux. Well, my boyfriend butt-dialed me the other day and he was with another woman. And I listened on the call for 15 minutes before it hung up. He and she were talking about maybe moving in together, dog, her neighbor, and everything like that. He listens to the show, he listens and hopefully he hears this. He hasn't responded to any calls or texts that I've sent him because he got caught because he butt-diled me with another woman.

Speaker 13:
[38:38] Oh no.

Speaker 7:
[38:40] I'm just trying now to move forward and not be with somebody that does that to me. I don't know. I think I'm worth it, but I guess he doesn't think I am. I just wanted to share that story with you guys. Bye. Well, babe.

Speaker 3:
[38:59] That sucks.

Speaker 5:
[39:00] That does suck. So if that happens to you, let's say, let's use Woody as the example again, you find out that Jen was with another guy because she butt-diled you. She comes home from that rendezvous. Do you confront her right away or do you see...

Speaker 3:
[39:14] Oh, yeah, of course.

Speaker 5:
[39:14] How is she going to act? Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I do. See if she continues with it.

Speaker 6:
[39:17] You don't just try and sniff it out.

Speaker 3:
[39:18] It'll be that day. I'm not going to let you... There's not going to be any kind of long play to that. Like, I'll see how she is.

Speaker 5:
[39:22] She walks in the door. You confront her right then and there.

Speaker 3:
[39:24] Yeah, hey, what's going on?

Speaker 6:
[39:25] No, you have to sit in a dark room, in a chair in the corner, and then turn the lamp on when they're walking.

Speaker 3:
[39:30] Oh, hello. Because I'll be hinting around pretty directly.

Speaker 6:
[39:36] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[39:36] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[39:37] Direct hints of waiting, like, hey, what's up? Anything going on today? How was your day?

Speaker 6:
[39:41] Anything interesting?

Speaker 5:
[39:42] Yeah, anything new?

Speaker 3:
[39:43] Drop a little tidbit from the conversation. I have done that before where somebody has butt-dialed, and I'll sit there and listen.

Speaker 6:
[39:49] Oh, I'll work there. How do you not?

Speaker 3:
[39:51] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[39:51] Usually it's a jumbled mess. You can't really make anything out.

Speaker 6:
[39:53] Yeah, but it can be so good.

Speaker 3:
[39:55] Yeah, because I go, hello? Because somebody has butt-dialed me. Hello? Hello? And then I just put the phone on mute.

Speaker 6:
[40:03] Yeah, that's your invitation.

Speaker 3:
[40:04] Yeah.

Speaker 8:
[40:05] Yeah, I actually, I got a butt-dial recently from Gina that I listened to. Yeah, I listened to you feed the entire neighborhood burgers and chicken nuggets.

Speaker 6:
[40:14] What?

Speaker 8:
[40:14] Of a ton of kids. You were like, the burgers are in this bag, the chicken nuggets are over here. And I just listened until I was like, I don't think I need to be here anymore. I didn't know. Yeah, I know, I never said anything. But a lot.

Speaker 6:
[40:27] Yeah, they were hungry kids.

Speaker 8:
[40:29] Along the lines of a butt-dial.

Speaker 6:
[40:30] My life is so titillating.

Speaker 8:
[40:32] In a relationship, my ex butt-dialed me.

Speaker 6:
[40:36] What?

Speaker 8:
[40:37] And I was sleeping because I wake up for work super early in the morning, and he was out late that night, and I woke up for work with a butt-dial voicemail from him.

Speaker 3:
[40:48] Oh no.

Speaker 8:
[40:49] Oh no is right. And it was him getting into a cab or an Uber or something with a girl.

Speaker 3:
[40:58] Is this the ex-husband or is this just, oh okay.

Speaker 8:
[41:00] Yeah. Yeah, we were married.

Speaker 3:
[41:03] Oh wait, is this how you found out that he was cheating?

Speaker 8:
[41:08] Yeah. Oh my God. I mean, this is why I'm convinced that he was. I guess if that makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[41:13] It was not full confirmation.

Speaker 8:
[41:15] Right. So he was like getting into the car or cab or whatever with a girl. He was very drunk and you could hear him, like he was tickling her or something. And the whole time she was like, oh stop, stop. And then I hear his friend and I know exactly who it was talking to the driver because my ex and the girl he was with were both wasted. And he was going, make sure you drop her off first. Oh my God. And with who I think the girl was, it makes sense she would have lived a little bit past us. So it was like drop her off first in the backtrack. So I woke up and I heard that and I just went to work and I didn't say anything. And then because we were already in marriage counseling, so I didn't say anything. He didn't know I got a voicemail. He didn't know that I called. I know. And then we had marriage counseling that day and as soon as we sat down and the therapist is like, so how's everything going? I pulled out my phone and I played the voice.

Speaker 3:
[42:19] Yes, I love that. I love that.

Speaker 8:
[42:22] So sometimes you do sit on it and wait for the phone because that is so sweet.

Speaker 5:
[42:26] Don't confront them right away.

Speaker 3:
[42:27] That's great.

Speaker 1:
[42:28] Let's not gloss over this. What was his excuse?

Speaker 8:
[42:31] What did he say? OK, so I'm like, who is this? I mean, I would say to this day, but it's not like I talk to him, he just, I don't know, was his answer. And how do you fight with I don't know? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what that was.

Speaker 6:
[42:44] I don't know what was tickling.

Speaker 8:
[42:45] I don't know. I don't know. He just only ever said, I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[42:47] This is a call from your phone. That is your voice.

Speaker 1:
[42:50] You mean you don't know.

Speaker 8:
[42:51] Exactly. How weak is that?

Speaker 3:
[42:53] Dumbass. And how much longer was this, like after the fact?

Speaker 8:
[42:56] How much longer was I still with him?

Speaker 3:
[42:58] No, no, no, like the voicemail happened, like say on Monday, when was the counseling thing that you-

Speaker 8:
[43:02] The voicemail happened essentially like Thursday night, so I woke up like Friday morning, went to work on a full day, and then Friday night, probably five or six o'clock is-

Speaker 3:
[43:11] Oh, so was that two weeks?

Speaker 8:
[43:11] Yeah, that's what he came to say.

Speaker 3:
[43:13] Why did you bring up this voicemail from three weeks ago? I don't remember who that was.

Speaker 8:
[43:16] No, it was the night before. It was from the night before.

Speaker 5:
[43:19] And he says, I don't know.

Speaker 8:
[43:20] I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[43:21] That is something a seven-year-old would say.

Speaker 3:
[43:23] I know.

Speaker 1:
[43:25] Oh, it was my friend's friend.

Speaker 8:
[43:28] Right, but that's why they say denial works, because you can't even fight with someone who's like not even giving you an answer.

Speaker 6:
[43:33] Please tell me the therapist was like, you don't know, come on.

Speaker 3:
[43:38] How did you find out you were being cheated on? If you got something good for us, you can hit us up on the text over to 229-87 or give us a call 877-44-WOODY. Bottom line, I'd rather know.

Speaker 6:
[43:49] Yeah, of course.

Speaker 3:
[43:50] There are people that talk about like, I lost a friend because I knew that my friend's husband was cheating, or my friend's wife was cheating and I told them, and then they dropped the friend. That's weak. That's not your business.

Speaker 5:
[44:04] Before telling them, you mean?

Speaker 3:
[44:06] Yes. I've never understood that.

Speaker 5:
[44:08] That's the worst situation to be in, when you know and the person doesn't know.

Speaker 3:
[44:11] Like, should I say something because I know that, you know, this person who I'm, like, if I knew that Mario was cheating on Greg, I would hope you told me. I would tell you whether I thought you would want, and if it cost the friendship between you and I, I guess so be it. But I couldn't, I couldn't in good conscience know that that was going on, figuring that maybe you didn't know about it, and then not say something to it.

Speaker 5:
[44:31] How could somebody in good conscience drop the friend who told them?

Speaker 6:
[44:33] Because they're in denial.

Speaker 8:
[44:34] Let's flip that though, Woody. What if Greg was cheating on Mario? Are you calling Mario to let him know?

Speaker 3:
[44:41] No, because Greg is my friend first. Like Mario is a friend, but he's a friend because of my relationship or my friendship with Greg.

Speaker 5:
[44:50] So you would not tell her that.

Speaker 3:
[44:51] So Greg's the primary, and then the secondary. That's the way it works.

Speaker 8:
[44:54] Rose before hoes. It is, so it's still uncomfortable though to know that like Greg's cheating on Mario and like you just can't say anything and then you go hang out with him and I'm like, hey.

Speaker 1:
[45:02] Don't tell me about it.

Speaker 8:
[45:03] Yeah, exactly. Leave us out.

Speaker 6:
[45:05] Yeah, exactly. Greg, if you told me, I probably wouldn't say anything, but I'd be pissed that you put me in that position. Now I gotta act like it was normal.

Speaker 1:
[45:13] Going back to what Woody said, and I know Woody, this is not your world, but there's a lot of drama in the reality space with the thing, that summer house thing. But no, I'm just gonna align to what you're saying. There's a lot of drama with the summer house because this girl was dating this guy and then her friend starts dating this guy and they all broke up and there's a lot of drama. And then this other girl named Bree is involved, but the Bree chick says, actually, this is a good thing because now you know, oh, this person's not my friend and I don't wanna be with this guy. You know, so if you have that outlook on it, you get a quick answer on everything.

Speaker 5:
[45:53] You dodge two bullets.

Speaker 1:
[45:54] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[45:55] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[45:55] So.

Speaker 3:
[45:56] Yeah, I wanna know.

Speaker 6:
[45:57] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[45:58] And I'm not gonna just forgive.

Speaker 5:
[45:59] So when it happens, I will tell you.

Speaker 3:
[46:01] I mean, I may end up like, not forgiving, but like, I'm not gonna stick around.

Speaker 6:
[46:05] Will you, would you give, would you give Mario a chance to tell Greg himself or would you just come out with it? Because that happened to me in college. When my boyfriend was cheating on me, my friend pulled him aside and said, look, I know what's going on. You tell her tonight or I'm telling her tomorrow.

Speaker 1:
[46:22] Does he wanna get with that chick or something?

Speaker 5:
[46:24] That's too parental, you know?

Speaker 6:
[46:25] Oh, no, that's, I mean, so he told me, but he told me under duress.

Speaker 3:
[46:28] No, again, because my loyalty is to Greg directly.

Speaker 5:
[46:32] So just deal.

Speaker 3:
[46:32] I'm not looking out for him, especially if I know that he's doing this.

Speaker 6:
[46:35] But don't you think he'd rather hear from Mario?

Speaker 3:
[46:36] Sorry, Mario, we're just using you as an example.

Speaker 6:
[46:38] Yeah, for Mario, taking all kinds of friendly players.

Speaker 5:
[46:40] Let's drag Andy into this.

Speaker 6:
[46:42] No, thank you.

Speaker 3:
[46:44] But again, my loyalty is to Greg, right? So I have no real loyalty to Mario other than he's with Greg. Right. But outside of that, no. So I would tell Greg directly.

Speaker 1:
[46:56] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[46:57] Especially if Mario is the one doing something wrong, I'm not going to protect him in any way, or give him any benefit of the doubt, or give him any opportunity for...

Speaker 1:
[47:06] Yeah. One time I did get a random call from a friend's girlfriend asking if I pulled a prank on him, and by putting a condom in his head, I was like, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.

Speaker 5:
[47:18] That was his excuse?

Speaker 3:
[47:20] No, you say, I don't know.

Speaker 8:
[47:22] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[47:23] I end up just saying yes.

Speaker 6:
[47:25] Bad connection, my pies are burning.

Speaker 1:
[47:27] I'm a good-ass friend.

Speaker 5:
[47:29] Yeah, that was me. I put a condom in his pocket.

Speaker 3:
[47:31] Look, I've had plenty of friends who were cheating on whoever they were with, and they know how I feel about it, and I didn't like it, and I said, man, that sucks, just break up. I don't know why you're doing that.

Speaker 6:
[47:43] Do you end up, have you ever ended a friendship because you thought less of the person for doing that?

Speaker 3:
[47:49] No, because it's not my relationship.

Speaker 6:
[47:50] Right, but what else are they gonna lie about?

Speaker 3:
[47:53] That's their problem, not my problem, but am I more aware of the type of person that they, when they're telling me something or whatever, am I a little bit more on the-

Speaker 6:
[48:06] Take with a grain of salt.

Speaker 3:
[48:08] On the alert? Yeah, yeah, I am. But that's in their personal relationship.

Speaker 6:
[48:13] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[48:14] Yeah, I know somebody who, I witnessed the morning after of cheating, this is after this person's mom died, and he said to me just, oh, come on, man, it was sympathy sex, don't say anything. My wife will be in town tonight.

Speaker 6:
[48:27] Oh, his mom died?

Speaker 5:
[48:28] His mom died. Oh, lord, so he thinks he gets a free pass? So then he banged some nerves.

Speaker 6:
[48:33] Nice. That'll help.

Speaker 5:
[48:34] And then I was there in the morning having coffee, and then out walks this woman I've never seen before, and then he looked at me as if to say, don't say anything, because she didn't know he was married. And he said, please don't say anything. It's a sympathy sex thing, come on.

Speaker 6:
[48:47] So what did you do?

Speaker 5:
[48:48] I said nothing. But I was like, you Woody, I said, dude, just get a divorce. You're already twice divorced, what's three?

Speaker 3:
[48:55] Oh, now that you're saying that, I'm thinking of a very specific example of a friend, but what I stopped doing is I stopped hanging out with them as a couple.

Speaker 6:
[49:04] Of course.

Speaker 3:
[49:05] If it was like, you and I were going to a hockey game, okay, fine, but not getting wives together, not doing like, oh, because I can't sit there.

Speaker 6:
[49:14] I know, and I'd be afraid I'd say.

Speaker 1:
[49:16] I mean, it would probably cause drama in your own life because then your wife would be like, oh, how come you didn't tell me about it, things like that.

Speaker 3:
[49:25] No, I probably would tell her about it.

Speaker 6:
[49:27] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[49:28] I would tell her for sure. Yeah. If I knew, again, sorry, Mario. If I knew Mario was cheating on Greg, before I said anything to Greg, I'd say something to Jen. I'd be like, hey, so. What should I do?

Speaker 6:
[49:40] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[49:40] I'm going to tell Greg.

Speaker 6:
[49:42] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[49:43] She would know about it.

Speaker 6:
[49:44] Yeah, for sure. You got to just have to assume the spouse knows.

Speaker 3:
[49:47] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[49:49] And I saw that glimmer in your eye, and I knew you were banging.

Speaker 13:
[49:52] Okay, okay, okay. We'll do it.

Speaker 1:
[49:54] We'll do it. At The Woody Show on Instagram.

Speaker 6:
[49:57] The Woody Show.

Speaker 3:
[49:58] So how did you find out that you were being cheated on? All this kind of jumped off from a little update that Gina had in the news about Mike Raible. And he had dressed at the press conference, you know. In his way. With Diana Rossini and, you know, I had some difficult conversations with my family.

Speaker 5:
[50:15] Not bad.

Speaker 3:
[50:17] Well, yeah. How'd you find out? Let's say hi to Bailey. Hey, Bailey.

Speaker 5:
[50:23] Bailey.

Speaker 14:
[50:25] Hey, Woody. Hey, guys.

Speaker 3:
[50:26] So, yeah, how'd you find out?

Speaker 14:
[50:29] So I was married. My ex, things were already shady and, you know, I was already suspicious. But at one point, my ex is going out of town for a work thing. And we had already lived in the city. So I'm like, oh, you know, with friends, blah, blah, blah. He's saying, no, no, no. Then I go and ask this one girl that I was kind of suspicious of if she wanted to hang out that week. So we were friends and she's like, no, I'm also going out of town. And I'm like, oh. Spidey sense. So then I check his email, my ex's email the night before he leaves town. And I find this reservation at the state spot we used to go to. And so I call one of my friends in my old city and I asked her, like, hey, would you go to this thing? Like, I'm pretty sure, I think something's gonna happen. So she goes, 20 minutes later he shows up with the exact girl I thought it was going to be. And then, so that sealed the deal.

Speaker 3:
[51:33] That's a good friend. And so you weren't hanging around, though. I mean, you called it off after that, I'm assuming, right?

Speaker 14:
[51:39] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[51:40] That was it? Because you said it was already kind of shaky.

Speaker 14:
[51:42] I wrapped the divorce papers and had everything. And then the bonus part is I called the restaurant, ordered drinks, sent it to their table.

Speaker 13:
[51:50] Oh, nice.

Speaker 3:
[51:52] Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 14:
[51:53] Oh, yeah, girl. That's funny. Put it on his card. Yeah, put it on his card and left a note like, hey, congratulations, you guys. Me and then her, the girl's boyfriend, I was also friends with them. Like we were double dating. I was like, hey, me and so and so, can't wait to see you guys when you get home.

Speaker 13:
[52:12] Oh, damn.

Speaker 14:
[52:14] Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[52:15] That's not good. All right, Bailey, thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening to The Woody Show. Anonymous on line three here. Hey, Anonymous, hey. So how'd you find out?

Speaker 14:
[52:27] So I was a regular at this bar. Basically, I was there every weekend. And that's where I actually met said X. And he went missing for like two days. No one could get a hold of him. Everyone just thought like he went to go visit his dad. No big deal. So one of my girlfriends took me out to a different bar, just like one city over. And I got a phone call from the bouncer at that bar saying, hey, your ex just showed up with another girl.

Speaker 12:
[53:03] Oh, wow.

Speaker 3:
[53:05] How did the bouncer have your number?

Speaker 13:
[53:06] Yeah, right.

Speaker 3:
[53:07] That's a good question. That would have been my first question if I was the guy. Like, all right, fine, you busted me. But can I ask you a question?

Speaker 1:
[53:13] Why does he have your number?

Speaker 3:
[53:14] Why does this bouncer have your number? Yeah.

Speaker 14:
[53:18] Just because I became friends with him, like I said.

Speaker 1:
[53:20] Oh, just became friends.

Speaker 10:
[53:21] I would be like every weekend.

Speaker 14:
[53:23] Yeah, and like we all hang out.

Speaker 1:
[53:25] And you just wanted to be a nice guy.

Speaker 3:
[53:27] Yeah. They never made out with this guy, the bouncer guy?

Speaker 14:
[53:31] No, God, no.

Speaker 3:
[53:32] You never even saw like a nipple or anything?

Speaker 14:
[53:35] No, no, not even the case.

Speaker 3:
[53:36] All right. Okay. All right, I would have a question.

Speaker 1:
[53:40] Poor bouncer.

Speaker 3:
[53:40] Anonymous. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for the call. Fidel, what's going on?

Speaker 12:
[53:46] Hey.

Speaker 3:
[53:46] Hey, so how did you find out?

Speaker 12:
[53:49] So my friend, my frat had this tradition where people would roast each other, like the new members would roast the older members. So the roasting member after member after member after member, I'm like, hey, when am I going to come up? I'm the last person to be mentioned. They stop the music and they're like, hey, Fidel, just so you know, one, two, three guys are cheating me with your outro. I'm like, what?

Speaker 1:
[54:13] Oh no. That's a pretty hard roasting.

Speaker 6:
[54:15] I was just like, was the whole day set up just to tell you?

Speaker 3:
[54:20] Well, that's why I left him for last.

Speaker 1:
[54:22] Was there a lot of laughing?

Speaker 3:
[54:23] Oh yeah, right. Sounds hilarious.

Speaker 10:
[54:25] Oh no, it was dead silent.

Speaker 6:
[54:27] Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[54:29] So obviously you were a young man at this point. Well, more young than you are now, but yeah.

Speaker 1:
[54:36] So how many days did you cry about it?

Speaker 3:
[54:38] Look, if you're going to get cheated on, that's the time in your life to get cheated on. When you're nice and young, it sucks the older you are and the more established in your life.

Speaker 1:
[54:46] A lot more to lose.

Speaker 5:
[54:47] More complicated.

Speaker 3:
[54:48] You own a house together, you got kids, and all that kind of stuff. If you're going to get cheated on, make it when you're 21 and got nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[54:55] Time for your roast. You're being cheated on.

Speaker 3:
[54:57] Yeah. Thank you for the call. Someone said, I was in the hospital, and when I got home, the neighbor's kid asked if we had got a new car, because there was one parked outside of our house for three nights in a row. Oh no. Our daughter told me mommy's new boyfriend slept in bed with her last night. Kids will, kids will.

Speaker 6:
[55:17] I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

Speaker 3:
[55:19] She said she was at her friend's house, but her friend was at our house. Like, oh really? Because she's here.

Speaker 6:
[55:25] How can she be in two places at once?

Speaker 3:
[55:27] This person said, the waitress at our favorite restaurant told me that he had bought another woman there, brought another woman there on a date while I was on a work trip.

Speaker 6:
[55:35] Oh damn. That's not very Sopranos of them. They're supposed to be like, where have you been? You haven't been here in so long.

Speaker 3:
[55:41] They didn't log out of the dating website on our shared computer and then tried to gaslight me saying that I made the account.

Speaker 5:
[55:47] Of course.

Speaker 6:
[55:48] That's good.

Speaker 5:
[55:48] It was you.

Speaker 3:
[55:50] Like look, how would you convince somebody who didn't sign up for an account?

Speaker 5:
[55:55] That they did.

Speaker 3:
[55:55] That they did.

Speaker 5:
[55:57] Oh, I forgot.

Speaker 3:
[55:58] Because you know that yes, that is your account. How would you even think that you could convince somebody of that?

Speaker 6:
[56:04] I mean, if they're so beaten down. That did happen. My ex-boyfriend, he was married and he found out she was cheating because the family computer in the kitchen was open to a cheating website. So that's somebody who clearly wants to be caught, right?

Speaker 3:
[56:20] When I found out through a calendar reminder that wasn't meant for me.

Speaker 4:
[56:24] No, Gia.

Speaker 3:
[56:25] I was playing a game on their iPad and accidentally found a notes app entry that said, I cheated on him today. It was fun.

Speaker 4:
[56:32] Wow.

Speaker 6:
[56:33] What?

Speaker 1:
[56:33] You got to write it down.

Speaker 3:
[56:34] Did they have a digital diary going on?

Speaker 6:
[56:36] You forget?

Speaker 1:
[56:36] I'll just say, I'll answer Gia's question real quick. Guys are dumb. I don't think he wants to get cheated. The guys are morons.

Speaker 6:
[56:43] But do you think she thought he'll never notice because he's dumb? I mean, it's open on the computer.

Speaker 3:
[56:49] So I left for work at 5 a.m., came back 15 minutes later because I forgot something. My girlfriend that I was living with at the time already had a guy there, and told me that he was a friend and that he was at a party that just got raided at four o'clock in the middle of the week.

Speaker 6:
[57:02] Oh yeah, I love those parties.

Speaker 3:
[57:03] It was awkward. I caught them. She wanted me to shake his hand like we were friends. No, sir. Glad I left that ho. Lost not one, but two friends when I told each of them that their boyfriend was cheating. Both stories are crazy. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Like, you know, if you know... If the one who reveals it.

Speaker 6:
[57:21] Why am I getting blamed?

Speaker 3:
[57:22] Yeah, and you tell the friend, your friend. You're looking out for them. You tell them and they're mad at you? Dumb. Anyway, 877-44-WOODY. Text, of course, you can always send those over. A lot of people doing that. Over to 229-87. All right, yeah, so what you watch in, what's something you're really into these days? What's got your attention on one of the many streaming services or whatever you're watching on? My daughter, I walked in on her the other day and she was watching a YouTube video. I forget what they're called. You might know what they're called, Gina. You've got a child in your house. These little squishy block looking things. Yeah. That's it.

Speaker 6:
[58:12] They're neatoes.

Speaker 3:
[58:13] Neatoes. And she was watching a video where somebody had four or five of them lined up right in a row. There's no talking. There's no other sound. They're just taking their finger and it's a close up of each one and they're just pushing it to show that it's soft. And then going to the next one and pushing on that one. I said, what are you watching?

Speaker 1:
[58:31] It's the next La Boo Boo.

Speaker 11:
[58:32] But it's not a character at all, it's just a colored.

Speaker 6:
[58:34] They've been around forever, they're just these dumb squishies.

Speaker 3:
[58:37] The point here is that she was captivated by a video of just watching somebody push on something soft.

Speaker 6:
[58:44] Nope, hate it.

Speaker 1:
[58:44] Well, there's already videos of suburban moms lining up at stores trying to get these things.

Speaker 3:
[58:52] Oh yeah, I understand that they're hard to get. My wife said that they were on eBay for like $40.

Speaker 6:
[58:59] Yep, and they retail their 20, and they're on back order.

Speaker 3:
[59:03] It's just basically like a stress ball.

Speaker 6:
[59:05] Yeah, it's a stupid little cube.

Speaker 5:
[59:07] Buy a marshmallow.

Speaker 6:
[59:08] And the kids are trading them at schools, of course we all get an email about that.

Speaker 1:
[59:12] But it seems to be like a certain group that are really into them, like the Stanley Mug kind of people like looking for these things.

Speaker 6:
[59:22] I mean, it's all kids, it's boys, girls. I don't know any adults.

Speaker 3:
[59:27] If it's childish, I'm sure there are adults who are-

Speaker 11:
[59:29] Well, didn't you say there's moms lining up? To go for their kids.

Speaker 3:
[59:32] Because it's a big thing with the kids.

Speaker 11:
[59:34] I think that's what Menace is saying, is that that mentality trickles down from the adult to the kid.

Speaker 3:
[59:39] Yeah, but somebody made the point, and I can see it, of parents going out and getting these things for their kids and lining up. It's Cabbage Patch Kids, right? It's the Tickle Me Elmo. It's whatever it is at that moment.

Speaker 6:
[59:53] That's exactly right, because I finally verbally backed my kid into a corner and said, why do you want this so bad? Why are you obsessed with it? And I finally got the answer, because everybody else has one.

Speaker 3:
[60:02] And the Labooboo thing, what was so pathetic about that, is there was a lot of adults.

Speaker 6:
[60:06] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[60:07] You see a lot of adults.

Speaker 6:
[60:09] On their purses, on their keychains.

Speaker 3:
[60:11] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5:
[60:12] So depressing.

Speaker 3:
[60:13] It's very depressing.

Speaker 6:
[60:14] Now they're all in the incinerary.

Speaker 3:
[60:16] What are you doing?

Speaker 11:
[60:17] It doesn't suck to be Amish sometimes, you guys.

Speaker 5:
[60:19] Oh yeah, or a total hermit.

Speaker 3:
[60:21] So that's what my daughter was watching. And they talk about how kids, they're watching stuff just on the iPad or the phone and not even necessarily on a television.

Speaker 6:
[60:31] No, that's old school.

Speaker 3:
[60:32] And what effect that has had as these kids now start to get older and start moving into their own places and they don't necessarily even have a television.

Speaker 6:
[60:40] And remember how they used to blame-

Speaker 3:
[60:42] The effect on the TV industry.

Speaker 6:
[60:43] Right, and they used to blame MTV, like it's moving too fast, like people are getting short attention span. Now it's YouTube shorts. They're not more than 16 seconds. And they just scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. It's crazy.

Speaker 3:
[60:56] So what you watchin, if there's something that you've gotten really into. I'm trying to tell my wife that, you know, you've gotta watch Arrested Development.

Speaker 6:
[61:06] She's never seen Arrested Development?

Speaker 3:
[61:07] Because she likes Schitt's Creek.

Speaker 6:
[61:09] Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3:
[61:09] And I think if you like that, because people have made, well, you like Arrested Development, so you would like this show.

Speaker 6:
[61:14] Right.

Speaker 3:
[61:15] And I go, well, if you love that show, because I've watched Arrested Development, I told her, I'm like, you love that show, you would like this one.

Speaker 1:
[61:21] Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 6:
[61:22] It's packed with jokes, very smart, super funny.

Speaker 3:
[61:26] What's the banana line again?

Speaker 6:
[61:27] Like, how much could a banana cost Michael? $10.

Speaker 3:
[61:31] That's so funny.

Speaker 6:
[61:32] Yeah, the characters are all fantastic. It's so funny.

Speaker 3:
[61:35] Jeannie can quote Arrested Development lines, the way that most people can recite Seinfeld or stuff like that.

Speaker 6:
[61:40] I do love Arrested Development. I do love a lot of them.

Speaker 3:
[61:43] Or Step Brothers.

Speaker 5:
[61:43] It's pretty old though, right?

Speaker 6:
[61:45] Yeah, now it's, I mean, it ended like 20 years ago. Yeah. And that last season wasn't such a winner, but that's okay. It's still great.

Speaker 3:
[61:53] Yeah. It's just tough to keep up because there are so many platforms. There are so many places to watch shows and to find things. You go, what is that?

Speaker 6:
[62:02] Yeah. I didn't even know that was on.

Speaker 3:
[62:03] Didn't even hear about that. So that's the thing. We are just kind of discussing, you know, hey, what you watching so that maybe you can find, if you're looking for something new to watch or something to get into. I mean, I will tell you, we talked about it here recently, Peaky Blinders is still my go-to recommendation as I'm talking to people. We were just having a conversation about it the other day with somebody and I mentioned how Gina's watched the movie like four or five times already.

Speaker 6:
[62:29] Three times and then I just did another one.

Speaker 3:
[62:30] But it's one of those, don't watch the movie before you watch the show.

Speaker 6:
[62:35] I'm hardening my stance against that.

Speaker 3:
[62:37] In fact, I just had another conversation with somebody else yesterday, they go, absolutely agree with you in what you said about watching the show before you watch the movie.

Speaker 6:
[62:44] In a perfect world, sure.

Speaker 3:
[62:45] The movie is gonna be fine.

Speaker 6:
[62:47] It'll be great.

Speaker 3:
[62:48] If you watch it standalone, it'll be fine. It won't be great.

Speaker 6:
[62:51] It will be great, it won't be excellent. It will be great.

Speaker 3:
[62:54] It'll be good, it won't be great.

Speaker 6:
[62:55] It'll be great.

Speaker 3:
[62:56] Disagree.

Speaker 6:
[62:56] I have three plot points that I think everyone needs to know before they watch it, and they'll be fine.

Speaker 3:
[63:02] Okay, well, let's not mention those.

Speaker 5:
[63:04] How many seasons of Peaky Blinders were there?

Speaker 6:
[63:05] How many were there? I binge watched, so I can't tell you.

Speaker 13:
[63:09] Four? Three.

Speaker 6:
[63:10] Like I didn't watch them year by year.

Speaker 5:
[63:12] You gotta do all that work before watching the movie.

Speaker 6:
[63:13] I don't think you do.

Speaker 13:
[63:15] All right.

Speaker 3:
[63:16] Don't watch it, Greg. I'm telling you, the movie's so much better when you understand all the stuff.

Speaker 6:
[63:23] Obviously, but I'm saying...

Speaker 3:
[63:25] Breaking Bad, great. You gotta watch that. I think to fully appreciate Better Call Saul. Could you watch Better Call Saul and still get it? Yeah, you could. Does it make it even better when you have, when the people make their appearances?

Speaker 6:
[63:38] Absolutely, but if people say, well, then I'm never going to see Peaky Blinders, the movie because I'll never watch the whole series. I'm like, just watch the movie. It's so good.

Speaker 3:
[63:46] I think if you start watching Peaky Blinders, you will finish the series because it's amazing. I hope so.

Speaker 11:
[63:50] It's a great show.

Speaker 8:
[63:52] The series, by the way, has six seasons.

Speaker 3:
[63:53] Six seasons.

Speaker 5:
[63:55] So what's better, Peaky Blinders or Breaking Bad?

Speaker 6:
[63:58] Oh, come on.

Speaker 5:
[63:58] You have to pick a favorite child.

Speaker 6:
[64:00] I'm not killing a child.

Speaker 3:
[64:02] Breaking Bad.

Speaker 5:
[64:03] Yeah, that's the best show ever made.

Speaker 3:
[64:04] Yeah, but I mean, Peaky Blinders, it's close.

Speaker 5:
[64:07] For me, it's just rewatching Breaking Bad.

Speaker 3:
[64:10] For me, it's close. It's really close. I think if you like Breaking Bad, you will also like Peaky Blinders.

Speaker 5:
[64:18] Violent.

Speaker 3:
[64:19] Oh, yeah, I mean, the story is great. The characters are great.

Speaker 6:
[64:22] Tommy Shelby is un... You can't beat him.

Speaker 3:
[64:24] Yeah, it's on Netflix, if you want to watch that. But what you watch in 877-44-WOODY, text us over to 229-87. And then later on in the hour, Sebas is gonna do a Does It Suck review of something that just came out here recently.

Speaker 11:
[64:39] Something I had to watch.

Speaker 3:
[64:41] Oh, the way he said that.

Speaker 11:
[64:43] But I got to watch.

Speaker 3:
[64:44] I'm guessing the way he said that, it's gonna suck.

Speaker 11:
[64:46] The new Trevor Noah stand-up special.

Speaker 13:
[64:48] Oh, wow.

Speaker 3:
[64:50] Now, that's funny.

Speaker 11:
[64:51] You know that international mega-superstar, Trevor Noah, who is very funny?

Speaker 3:
[64:55] See, that's an argument you can make for industry plant.

Speaker 13:
[64:59] Right.

Speaker 3:
[65:00] Right, like they talk about Kevin Hart, but Kevin Hart's legitimately funny.

Speaker 11:
[65:03] And he was in the clubs for like 10, 15 years before he even had his first chance.

Speaker 3:
[65:08] And when you see him, even if you didn't know his history, you could see him. Let's just say you've never seen or heard about Kevin Hart before and you watch him, you go, all right, I get it.

Speaker 6:
[65:16] He has the it factor.

Speaker 3:
[65:17] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[65:17] I would argue his standup's not great, but he's just a funny person.

Speaker 3:
[65:21] But when it comes to Trevor Noah, you go, what? Yeah. How? He's got this accent.

Speaker 7:
[65:26] How?

Speaker 11:
[65:26] Who's taking over The Daily Show?

Speaker 1:
[65:27] He's huge overseas.

Speaker 11:
[65:29] Oh, okay.

Speaker 7:
[65:29] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[65:30] All right, anyway, so that's coming up. What you watching 877-44-Woody. Text over to 229-87. All right, so what you're watching, what show are you really into right now, or, you know, just content in general.

Speaker 1:
[66:01] Maybe that's the thing now.

Speaker 3:
[66:03] It doesn't even have to be a show.

Speaker 1:
[66:04] I was about to say, I'm like, there's not a lot of shows that I'm watching these days. And I used to be obsessed with television constantly. I usually just watch the news, and then I watch a lot of podcasts, and podcast clips on TikTok and YouTube.

Speaker 3:
[66:21] That's the big thing, watching podcasts.

Speaker 1:
[66:23] Yeah, right. Yeah. But actual television shows, I find myself watching SNL UK, because they have a UK version now that they launched. It's good. I like it a lot. It's available on Peacock.

Speaker 3:
[66:36] Watching the podcast, I wonder, what are we watching?

Speaker 1:
[66:40] A talk show. You're just watching discussions.

Speaker 3:
[66:42] I guess.

Speaker 1:
[66:42] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[66:43] Yeah, that makes sense. But yeah, where it's day after day, unless there's some kind of visual element to it, where it's like, all right, well, I can't just listen to this. I have to watch whatever it is.

Speaker 6:
[66:54] There's usually not.

Speaker 5:
[66:55] No, I would say most of the time, there's not.

Speaker 1:
[66:57] To be honest, though, I'll listen to a podcast, but it never makes me like, oh, I gotta go watch it.

Speaker 3:
[67:04] Yeah, unless there's something that happens during the podcast.

Speaker 1:
[67:07] Yeah, that never happens, but if it's in my feed, then I'll watch the clip.

Speaker 3:
[67:14] Gina Grav, what you watching?

Speaker 6:
[67:15] Well, watching a couple things. I've always been anti-BBC programming because I just don't care about it, but I am obsessed currently with Broadchurch. I know it's kind of old, but I just got into this detective show from 2013. It's on Netflix. I can't stop watching it. And I just finished DTF St. Louis.

Speaker 5:
[67:35] Oh, that's so good.

Speaker 6:
[67:36] It's crazy.

Speaker 3:
[67:38] Okay, so I've heard the title, but again, can you explain what that show is about?

Speaker 6:
[67:42] Yeah, I mean, you kind of... Yeah, Greg might need to help me because you don't want to reveal too much.

Speaker 5:
[67:47] So, yeah, well, Jason Bateman plays a weatherman, and he becomes best friends with his sign language interpreter.

Speaker 6:
[67:54] Yeah, he like stands on the side and interprets the weather.

Speaker 11:
[67:56] Which is not a real position in local news.

Speaker 6:
[67:58] Correct.

Speaker 11:
[67:58] Not that I've ever heard of.

Speaker 5:
[68:00] And this won't spoil it by saying why they become best friends. They basically both decide to join this dating site because they're essentially unhappy with their lives. And then the entire show centers around detectives trying to solve a murder.

Speaker 11:
[68:16] A lot of flashbacks.

Speaker 5:
[68:17] It's mostly flashbacks.

Speaker 6:
[68:18] It's very character-driven, I would say. Story-driven.

Speaker 11:
[68:22] I will say this, it's one of those shows that the first episode, of course, because it's very surprisey.

Speaker 5:
[68:27] Yes.

Speaker 11:
[68:28] I was like, oh, interesting. And then I got less and less interest as it went on. Just because especially the...

Speaker 5:
[68:32] It did slow down.

Speaker 11:
[68:34] Yeah, it slowed down a lot. David Harbour just had putts. I didn't care about him at all.

Speaker 6:
[68:38] Well, that's why I say it becomes incredibly character-driven, because then it's just about the strangeness of these people as opposed to the plot.

Speaker 11:
[68:45] And her character, she has a lot of quirks, which I get there.

Speaker 12:
[68:48] No way, Jose.

Speaker 11:
[68:50] I get why she has those quirks, but they're just not interesting to me.

Speaker 5:
[68:52] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[68:53] But I think overall, I think it's going to win a lot of things. I think it's going to win a lot of awards.

Speaker 5:
[68:59] Jason Bateman is flawless as always.

Speaker 11:
[69:02] I mean, he's a rule man, of course.

Speaker 5:
[69:03] Right.

Speaker 6:
[69:03] As always.

Speaker 5:
[69:04] He's looking a lot like a lesbian these days. But it's a great show, but it does slow down.

Speaker 6:
[69:09] Yeah, I would watch it, though.

Speaker 3:
[69:10] Yeah, I have that on my list, along with The Pit, which I know Greg...

Speaker 5:
[69:13] Yeah, you would love it.

Speaker 3:
[69:14] Someone was just going off about The Pit the other day in a conversation that I was having over some tequila. And man, there was going on and on about it. And man, Greg's been obsessed with that show. Yeah, I hear a lot from people who work in the medical industry, the hospitals and nurses and doctors and stuff about just how realistic that is. The other one that I overheard, I don't know anything about, anybody in the room, have you watched Friends and Neighbors?

Speaker 1:
[69:42] No.

Speaker 3:
[69:43] With Jon Hamm on HBO.

Speaker 1:
[69:44] Yeah, I watched the first season. I started watching the second season, but it's really, really good. Yeah. What's it about? This guy, who is a big financial guy, and he's living in this luxurious neighborhood, and then he loses his job because he's hooking up with chicks and stuff. Nice. But he wants to maintain his lifestyle, so he's around his dopey neighbors that are mega rich, and he sneaks into their houses and steals $250,000 watches.

Speaker 3:
[70:17] Yeah, because they'll never notice. Yeah. Taking a $250,000 watch from this guy, he'll never notice it's even gone.

Speaker 1:
[70:23] It's in the trailer for the TV show, so I'm not really giving away too much. But yeah, it's pretty cool. I like it.

Speaker 3:
[70:29] It's called Friends and Neighbors. What platform?

Speaker 1:
[70:32] It's on HBO. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3:
[70:35] Is that Apple TV?

Speaker 1:
[70:36] I believe it's Apple TV.

Speaker 3:
[70:38] On the text, it said it's on HBO. Maybe you're confused, Texter.

Speaker 11:
[70:42] Your Friends and Neighbors.

Speaker 3:
[70:43] Yeah. Your Friends and Neighbors? And that's on Apple TV?

Speaker 11:
[70:48] Two seasons.

Speaker 3:
[70:49] Greg Gory, what you watching?

Speaker 5:
[70:50] There is a new show starring Dan Levy from Schitt's Creek fame that he created called Big Mistakes. It's on Netflix. He plays a closeted gay pastor, and his mother, who's played by Lori Metcalf from Roseanne, she's Aunt Jackie and Roseanne. She's running for mayor. So he already has some drama in his life. And meanwhile, his sister does something that gets them entangled in to organized crime. So they're forced to be in this organized crime world. They describe it as a comedy, but a lot of it is actually pretty scary and funny, but subtly funny. So the dynamic between Dan Levy and his sister, they bicker, they don't get along. And now here they are basically dealing with the mafia. It's surprisingly good. Critics loved it. Audiences mega love it. So there's one season out, I believe it's six episodes. Big mistakes. It's really great.

Speaker 8:
[71:47] I started watching that too, Greg. And it's pretty good. Did you finish it?

Speaker 5:
[71:50] I did.

Speaker 8:
[71:51] Okay, because I haven't finished it yet, so don't tell me how it ends. But I thought it was cute, but sometimes I feel like there's like kind of whole like plots of being like couldn't they have gotten away there? You never felt that way?

Speaker 5:
[72:01] No, I did. I did. And they're way too agreeable with the criminals. Meet me outside, okay, here I come.

Speaker 8:
[72:08] Right, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[72:08] Just don't go out there.

Speaker 5:
[72:10] Easy. But you know, it's the way they got into it.

Speaker 8:
[72:14] I agree, yes.

Speaker 5:
[72:15] Was so good.

Speaker 8:
[72:15] It's good, it's still worth watching, but there's a lot of times where you're like, yeah, just don't do that.

Speaker 5:
[72:19] Right. Just don't.

Speaker 3:
[72:21] On the text, people following up says, don't believe the hype on the pit. Just because it's realistic doesn't make it amazing.

Speaker 5:
[72:27] Oh, jeez. But I love-

Speaker 3:
[72:29] Is the story good or is it just kind of like graphic?

Speaker 5:
[72:32] That's the thing, the more I think about it, the first season, A plus. This season, it's kind of getting to the point of, okay, we get it.

Speaker 6:
[72:40] Do you think they were writing on, like, I do like the idea of, like, 24. It's all in a day. It is. I do like that idea.

Speaker 5:
[72:45] Each episode is one hour in real life. But it does get a little repetitive because there's not a whole lot of story there. It's just medical case after medical case.

Speaker 3:
[72:55] Then somebody said, I just finished the pit and it's such a great show. It's not like the BS Grey's Anatomy stuff.

Speaker 6:
[73:01] It's like soap opera, basically.

Speaker 5:
[73:03] If you get tired of the same set because it never really ventures out of the ER, you might get bored of it.

Speaker 3:
[73:10] I tried to watch St. Dennis Medical.

Speaker 6:
[73:13] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5:
[73:14] Never heard of it.

Speaker 6:
[73:14] It's like a...

Speaker 3:
[73:15] What's her name from?

Speaker 6:
[73:16] Wendy McClendon Covey.

Speaker 5:
[73:18] She's got a new show.

Speaker 6:
[73:19] Isn't it like Reno 911 but for hospitals?

Speaker 5:
[73:23] I've never even heard of it.

Speaker 11:
[73:24] Or the Office for Hospitals.

Speaker 6:
[73:25] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[73:25] Exactly. It's like everybody's trying to recreate the office.

Speaker 1:
[73:28] I stumbled on that a little bit.

Speaker 3:
[73:31] And I went in wanting to love it. No.

Speaker 11:
[73:33] Not too much. Well, that formula has really just been beaten to the ground with that. The mockumentary style.

Speaker 1:
[73:38] I mean, we also have scrubs that came back, too.

Speaker 11:
[73:41] Thanks for reminding me.

Speaker 3:
[73:42] Menace, what are you watching?

Speaker 1:
[73:44] Well, I was pretty much telling you, it's just usually podcasts and...

Speaker 3:
[73:49] Yeah, but you don't have like one, like everything?

Speaker 1:
[73:52] Probably the only actual television I tell you, like my whole day, I'm an old man. I watch news all day. And then I've intentionally steered away from news these days. I just want to know what's going on.

Speaker 11:
[74:04] What about the new Rhode Island Housewives, Menace?

Speaker 1:
[74:06] No. What? I haven't, no. I mean, I've been watching clips. You want to watch the reality world. I've been watching like all the drama that's been happening between the Summer House stuff and then Alex on Alex with Alex Earl.

Speaker 3:
[74:19] Oh, Menace, did you see that Dr. Pimple Popper, she had a stroke.

Speaker 1:
[74:23] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[74:24] Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, God.

Speaker 1:
[74:25] Unfortunate.

Speaker 3:
[74:26] Yeah, I guess while she was filming, like one of the episodes is when it happened.

Speaker 6:
[74:32] That's horrible.

Speaker 1:
[74:33] Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 3:
[74:34] But yeah, it's affected her speech a bit.

Speaker 6:
[74:36] Oh, no.

Speaker 3:
[74:37] Yeah. What's her name? Sandra something?

Speaker 1:
[74:39] Oh.

Speaker 3:
[74:40] Dr. Pimple Popper.

Speaker 1:
[74:41] I just call her Dr. Pimple Popper.

Speaker 4:
[74:43] Dr. Pimple Popper.

Speaker 3:
[74:45] Sammi, what you watching?

Speaker 8:
[74:46] Well, Sebas, I have been watching the new Scrubs and I love it. It's so good. It's on Disney and it's really cute and the way that they're... I mean, it's good. The way that they're showing basically how it used to be on the original Scrubs and the head of internal medicine who was always like screaming at him with everything they did and now they have to approach it differently and they're not allowed to yell at people or like hurt the younger group's feelings and they have like an HR now that's like, you can't talk to people like that. And I don't know, I just think it's really cute and like adapting.

Speaker 5:
[75:16] And the woman who plays the HR lady is so funny.

Speaker 8:
[75:19] So funny. It's done in a really good way. It's not done in an obnoxious way.

Speaker 11:
[75:23] Well, I think you just revealed my problem with scrubs there because everything she said, it was really cute. That was my problem when it was originally on was like, Oh God, you're trying to be cute.

Speaker 6:
[75:31] Oh, it's too cute for you Seba.

Speaker 11:
[75:33] Well, it's cute, not funny. That's the problem.

Speaker 8:
[75:35] I think it's both, but okay. Anyway, I also watched the new reboot of Malcolm in the Middle that was like four episodes long. Oh my God, it is so good. I loved it. I think they nailed it. Bryan Cranston, which I know we were kind of like, wow, I can't believe they got him to go back and do that. I think he was allowed to have such a range with his acting ability in this four episode thing that it was so worth it for him to do. He was brilliant and amazing and did so many things in it that I loved it.

Speaker 1:
[76:03] Working to watch that, is that Hulu or something?

Speaker 8:
[76:05] That's Disney, yeah, Hulu, Disney.

Speaker 1:
[76:06] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[76:07] On the Texas, I'm watching Shrinking on Apple TV. I started, that was one that I started and I liked, but I just, I don't know, I got distracted.

Speaker 5:
[76:14] Likewise.

Speaker 3:
[76:15] I'll go back to that. I think you'd like it too. I'm also watching a docu-series called Trust Me. It's a follow up to another series and it's about the fundamentalist church of Latter-day Saints in Utah and Arizona and how their leaders are all polygamists and sex offenders.

Speaker 6:
[76:29] I watched it. I watched it after Keep Sweet and Pray and Obey.

Speaker 3:
[76:33] It's crazy.

Speaker 6:
[76:34] That actually, when I was talking about, yeah, it's, I love like cult stuff and this is about as culty as it gets because everybody claims they're a prophet and you don't know who to follow.

Speaker 1:
[76:45] That one is the guy that has like 15 wives.

Speaker 6:
[76:46] Yeah, that's the guy that's, well, you're talking about Warren Jeffs?

Speaker 1:
[76:49] No, which documentary is it? The one that has the 15 wives.

Speaker 6:
[76:53] The Samuels, the Samulites. That's the new one, trust me.

Speaker 3:
[76:59] This text says, looking forward to Silo season three on Apple TV. I saw the trailer for that right before it came out. That looked kind of cool. Silo was like basically the world was coming to an end as they built this kind of underground silo where society or civilization could survive.

Speaker 6:
[77:15] That sounds good.

Speaker 3:
[77:16] Oh, wait.

Speaker 11:
[77:17] Like a fallout bunker?

Speaker 1:
[77:18] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[77:18] Kind of. Yeah. It looked pretty cool.

Speaker 1:
[77:21] It's really good.

Speaker 3:
[77:21] Someone says, great series. Animal Kingdom, it's the surfing version of Sons of Anarchy.

Speaker 5:
[77:26] Oh, yeah. I've seen the trailer for that.

Speaker 3:
[77:28] Hey Woody Show, James here. I'm watching Marshals on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 6:
[77:32] Haven't heard of it.

Speaker 3:
[77:33] I was watching The Night Manager on Amazon Prime and then saw Hugh Laurie in the show and now I'm binge watching House.

Speaker 6:
[77:41] House is my favorite.

Speaker 3:
[77:42] That was a great show back in the day.

Speaker 6:
[77:44] Oh my God, I love it. I was in love with him.

Speaker 3:
[77:46] Yeah, he was great. I like that character. Paradise on Hulu.

Speaker 1:
[77:50] Yes.

Speaker 6:
[77:51] I've heard good things about that. Haven't started yet.

Speaker 1:
[77:52] Yeah, I watched the whole season.

Speaker 3:
[77:54] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[77:54] It's good.

Speaker 3:
[77:55] Now we know Seba's besides the Trevor Noah special. What you watching?

Speaker 11:
[77:59] Well, because I had Netflix up, I saw that they had the new Anaconda movie. Oh, yeah. People in this room ripped out or pre-ripped out when it was announced with Paul Rudd and Jack Blackey.

Speaker 3:
[78:10] I can't get enough.

Speaker 11:
[78:11] I've got about halfway through and it's not great.

Speaker 1:
[78:13] Oh, no.

Speaker 5:
[78:14] Just turned it off.

Speaker 1:
[78:15] Honestly, I thought that was going to be in theaters.

Speaker 3:
[78:18] But what's a show that you actually like that you've been to?

Speaker 11:
[78:21] I'm on the superhero shows on Amazon Prime. I think they're last season of The Boys and Invincible.

Speaker 5:
[78:27] Dork.

Speaker 3:
[78:28] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[78:28] I'm just on because I'm used to them, but there's nothing new or interesting there.

Speaker 3:
[78:34] Anybody watch Rooster on HBO?

Speaker 5:
[78:36] Yes. I like it. It's hard to define. It's quirky and weird, but it's very, very funny. And it reminds me how-

Speaker 3:
[78:44] It's about what?

Speaker 5:
[78:46] Steve Carell is a best-selling author, but he's not like a total academic nerd because he's selling like romance novels. And his daughter is an academic nerd, and she works at a university where he eventually gets a job and he's working alongside his daughter. And then it follows her family drama and him trying to adjust to being in academia. No, no, but it's so well done.

Speaker 3:
[79:12] And it's on HBO.

Speaker 5:
[79:15] Max. And the dude that was in Scrubs, the mean head doctor who's now no longer on the show, he's the dean of this college.

Speaker 8:
[79:22] Oh, Dr. Cox?

Speaker 5:
[79:24] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[79:25] Is this smart funny or is it like goofy?

Speaker 3:
[79:28] Yeah, for Menace and I, can you be like, do we need?

Speaker 1:
[79:31] Yeah, do you need to be smart? Do you need to be smart to get the jokes?

Speaker 3:
[79:34] Well, we gotta.

Speaker 1:
[79:35] Or is it just.

Speaker 5:
[79:36] Let's say Woody would like it.

Speaker 1:
[79:38] What are you trying to say?

Speaker 3:
[79:40] Thanks, Greg.

Speaker 6:
[79:41] Oh, babe.

Speaker 5:
[79:41] You would like it.

Speaker 3:
[79:42] Yeah, you know what I need? I need more time.

Speaker 6:
[79:44] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[79:45] There's so many things that you have, like, oh, I wanna check that out, or I wanna watch this, or I wanna go do that. Where do, I wanna know sometime, where do people have all this time? I know. The person that you talk to is like, you've watched every show and every episode.

Speaker 5:
[79:59] They have their nights, that's why.

Speaker 3:
[80:01] Now, that's one thing if they don't have kids or they're not married, man, because all their time is their own. But when you see people who have kids, how are you doing this? Well, that's the question. Please share the secret.

Speaker 6:
[80:11] Yeah, because my husband watches sports, so they can all watch that together. But the stuff I wanna watch, kids can't watch. You know, like, why am I supposed to, I have the crime documentaries about, like, underage brides.

Speaker 3:
[80:24] You set something up, like, in your room, like in your bedroom or whatever. You got to have a space that you can go. I got a space that I can go. I go, not watching a kid's show. Like, when I'm watching Pinky Blinders, nope.

Speaker 7:
[80:33] Yeah, bye.

Speaker 3:
[80:34] But also, I gotta sit there and watch that with my daughter.

Speaker 1:
[80:37] Speaking of time, there's the people that they watch everything. Also, they play a ton of video games.

Speaker 3:
[80:43] Yeah, where's all this time coming from? That's great, it's Envy. Green with Envy. When he dies, he's gonna find his time.

Speaker 1:
[80:49] I think it's like, not having any motivation. You're like, you just do your job and then you go home. And then all you do is consume content.

Speaker 3:
[80:56] Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1:
[80:57] And then you do it again the next day.

Speaker 3:
[80:58] I know, apparently, we're already getting little hints from Sebas over here, not so subtle, that we can save some time by not watching Trevor Noah's new special.

Speaker 11:
[81:08] But maybe I'm wrong. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[81:09] Or maybe he's throwing us off.

Speaker 11:
[81:10] Yeah, maybe I'm being sneaky.

Speaker 3:
[81:11] Maybe he wants us to think, because he's been an outspoken hater of Trevor Noah for many, many years. As has everyone in this room.

Speaker 11:
[81:18] That is true.

Speaker 3:
[81:19] Agreed. But I'm not the one doing the review. So maybe you're throwing us off.

Speaker 11:
[81:23] Maybe I got turned around. Right.

Speaker 3:
[81:25] But I guess, does it suck? Trevor Noah's new special with examples. Coming up next with Seba here on The Woody Show. Hang on.

Speaker 9:
[81:44] Good morning, Woody Show. To quote the great Ice Cube, today was a good day. Lakers won game number two last night against the Rockets.

Speaker 2:
[81:51] Lakers trying to close out game two.

Speaker 9:
[81:54] James with the goal. LeBron 28, Marcus Smart 25 points and five huge steals. And Luke Canard was at it again, 23 points. And he even got some MVP chance. Game number three is Friday. No Luka this first round series according to the Lakers, but there is still hope that Austin Reeves can come back in this series. On to baseball, Dodgers lost to the hated Giants 3-1. Same two teams tonight at 6.45 from the Bay Area. Otani on the mound for the Dodgers. Catch all the action on AM570LA Sports or on the free iHeartRadio app. And by the way, congrats to Freddie Freeman. He and his wife welcomed another baby into their family. Moving on to the Angels, they lost 4-2 to the Blue Jays. Same two teams today at noon at the Big A. Hockey, Kings lost to Heartbreaker in overtime to the Avs. They're down 0-2 in that series. And the Ducks skate tonight in game number two versus the Oilers at 7 p.m. And finally, this morning, Woody Show Patriots coach, Mike Raebles spoke to the media for the first time since being accused of having an affair with reporter, Diana Rusini. Listen to this.

Speaker 2:
[83:00] I've had some difficult conversations with people that I care about, with my family, the organization, the coaches, the players. Those have been positive and productive.

Speaker 9:
[83:08] Now listen, if you're innocent and you did nothing wrong, you don't have to have quote difficult conversations, right? It sounds like that difficult conversation is probably telling his wife that he cheated on her. I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal Sports. By Jeff G.

Speaker 4:
[83:27] Show me a pickled penis.

Speaker 3:
[83:33] Well, does it suck? That is the question at hand. There's a new Trevor Noah comedy special. Comedy, I guess. Open to interpretation.

Speaker 11:
[83:48] We'll find out.

Speaker 1:
[83:49] All the cool kids are talking about it.

Speaker 5:
[83:50] That's right.

Speaker 3:
[83:51] Come on, tell the truth, Seabass, that Martin Luther King bit was funny AF.

Speaker 11:
[83:56] All right, so that's in the trailer, so I didn't include it here, but the joke is, and again, it's not a spoiler because it's in the trailer. The joke is that MLK finally does all these sit-ins so he can eat with white people, only to find out that their food is unflavored and unseasoned. He goes, oh, that sucks. I don't know what I was doing. You know, I put you all my followers for all this terrible food, which is, again, a very happy part. At this point, the white people's food isn't flavored, it's been old for 10 years. It's the whole mayonnaise people argument, which he cites as well.

Speaker 1:
[84:24] Maybe you just didn't say it right.

Speaker 11:
[84:26] I'll say this, he does have a funny MLK impression. Trevor Noah does. But yeah, his new show, a new stand-up special on Netflix, it's shot in DC, and I'll go ahead and surprise nobody by saying it's mostly political. It's very highly political. Yes, it is very highly political. So a lot of it is not going to, it's not one of those things that's going to like, in 10 years, you'll be able to, oh, and you have to explain all the jokes and what he's talking about.

Speaker 1:
[84:48] He's very passionate about our politics.

Speaker 11:
[84:50] It is, yes.

Speaker 1:
[84:51] Is he a resident of the United States?

Speaker 11:
[84:53] You know what? I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[84:54] Okay.

Speaker 11:
[84:54] But so the first 12 or 15 minutes of the new Trevor Noah special is him talking about his beef with the president and how after he hosted the Grammys, Trevor Noah did, the president wrote a very nasty thing about him and maybe even threatened to possibly sue Trevor Noah. And so you're going to hear from this first bit is that what his style is. It's he talks for about two, one, two to three minutes in like a very slow and somber, like he's, he's being very like pseudo intellectually profound about things.

Speaker 1:
[85:22] Right.

Speaker 11:
[85:23] And he'll throw a joke on at the end. So here he is talking about what would happen if the president sued him over his Grammys jokes.

Speaker 3:
[85:29] All right. Does it suck? The new Trevor Noah comedy special.

Speaker 15:
[85:31] I don't know how to feel because I don't know how this will play out. If it was a normal time, I'd be pretty confident Donald Trump would sue me. A judge would throw it out for a multitude of reasons. Well, you know, First Amendment protections, free expression, jokes, satire, all of these things are covered in a regular time. And it would be Donald Trump suing me. Whatever. But now it's not Donald Trump. Now I'm being sued by the president of the United States. Donald Trump. And I don't know what that means. Do I appeal? Do I appeal? We get to the Supreme Court. I walk in, he's waiting there for me. He's like, say hello to my little friends.

Speaker 9:
[86:22] I don't know.

Speaker 15:
[86:24] Nobody knows.

Speaker 5:
[86:27] Wow, that's awful. Wait, that can't be it. Was that just half of it?

Speaker 9:
[86:32] That's a good energy, man.

Speaker 3:
[86:33] That's some really good energy.

Speaker 5:
[86:35] It's what you guys said about Sebastian Maniscalco that got me to change my waves of liking. There's no punchline.

Speaker 11:
[86:42] The punchline is that he is Scarface, I guess, and his Supreme Court justices are all the people he's been appointing.

Speaker 3:
[86:47] That was a really long way to go to get to this. He might be doing a really short little Scarface reference.

Speaker 4:
[86:52] Right, 50-year-old reference.

Speaker 11:
[86:54] By the way, I'm cutting a lot of these down. That was a full minute. That's his style. He's trying to be like, because he's international and he's talking about these big concepts. He's being very serious and he throws in that very mild joke at the end. Here he has more from Trevor Noah. He did a whole 10 minutes on Martin Luther King, like we just talked about. This is him setting up how, this is fact, that the FBI was spying on MLK and found out that he was cheating on his wife at the time.

Speaker 3:
[87:22] All right, C Mass's Does It Suck, the new Trevor Noah comedy special.

Speaker 15:
[87:25] The federal government came after him. J. Edgar Hoover himself, the head of the FBI, designated Martin Luther King as the most dangerous man in America. And then the FBI ran a concerted campaign to destroy him. They tried to break up his friendships and his working relationships. And the most sinister thing they did was they tapped his phones and they found out that he was having an affair. And they phoned his wife, Coretta Scott King, and they snitched on him because they thought that they would destroy his marriage and destroy the movement. Yeah, the FBI tried to dish gossip on Martin Luther King. Totally changes how you see the organization. The FBI seems so serious, and now you get the real picture. They're in that J. Edgar Hoover building in the morning. What are you working on, Kowalski? Drug enforcement, sir.

Speaker 10:
[88:18] What about you?

Speaker 15:
[88:20] Sir, criminal crimes, specifically financial. And you? Drama!

Speaker 5:
[88:27] Wow, that's, that's, oh, that's what it is.

Speaker 11:
[88:32] David Letterman.

Speaker 2:
[88:33] Oh, my God.

Speaker 5:
[88:34] It took an hour to get to the word drama.

Speaker 11:
[88:37] I'm cutting a lot of these down. So it's like, hey, the FBI's got a gay division. Okay, there's something there. But it's two minutes.

Speaker 1:
[88:43] Maybe we need a longer setup time.

Speaker 3:
[88:45] When comedians film their specials, too, they'll take a combination of like one or two, like at least two or three shows. And then they'll take the best parts of, you know, the one over the best in show one, this one over the best in show number two.

Speaker 5:
[88:56] So this is the best of the best.

Speaker 3:
[88:57] When you can hear a pin drop in the audience, and that's the best you can find.

Speaker 11:
[89:01] And we don't want to because he's talking about serious things, like 65-year-old historical things that everybody knows about already.

Speaker 5:
[89:07] And it's one hour long?

Speaker 11:
[89:08] An hour and five minutes.

Speaker 5:
[89:09] Because his set up is...

Speaker 3:
[89:10] No, just that joke.

Speaker 5:
[89:10] Again! Like he's deliberately just trying to kill time by repeating it, rephrasing.

Speaker 11:
[89:16] I think that's his whole thing, and why people worship him is this pseudo-intellectual nonsense. Like, I'm being very serious, very serious, very serious. I'm... blah, blah, blah. All right.

Speaker 3:
[89:26] Well, maybe it gets funnier. This doesn't suck. Seba says, does it suck? I mean, you know, he's never been very fair to Trevor Noah.

Speaker 11:
[89:33] I saw him hosting The Daily Show, and I was like, oh, this isn't funny.

Speaker 3:
[89:35] But maybe this is better. Trevor Noah's new comedy special. So far, no, but maybe it gets better. Maybe it gets funnier.

Speaker 11:
[89:42] I'm going to say this. This next joke about Nicolas Maduro, the guy we took out of industry for.

Speaker 3:
[89:46] Another funny topic.

Speaker 11:
[89:47] Right, right, right. But yeah, it's not topical.

Speaker 3:
[89:48] A lot of material there.

Speaker 11:
[89:50] So on this one...

Speaker 3:
[89:50] That's to work with.

Speaker 11:
[89:51] I'm going to say this. I saw this joke coming from across the street and down four houses down. Let's see if you guys can figure out what the joke's going to be. Again, Nicholas Maduro getting brought to the US and put in prison.

Speaker 15:
[90:02] Got Maduro, brought him in, put him in a jail. Not just any prison, by the way. They put him in a prison in Brooklyn. The same prison where they are housing Diddy. Imagine that. Oh, I got it. I thought I had problems. Nicholas Maduro, that, I mean, he's having... What a crazy twist of fate. Can you imagine? For decades, you ruled your empire with an iron fist. You terrorized people around you.

Speaker 3:
[90:32] Got it.

Speaker 10:
[90:32] Yep.

Speaker 15:
[90:33] You were violent, never held accountable.

Speaker 11:
[90:35] Even Sammi's got it.

Speaker 15:
[90:36] And now, they've taken away all your oil, and you're in the same prison as Nicholas Maduro.

Speaker 3:
[90:41] Dead.

Speaker 10:
[90:42] And the crowd goes wild.

Speaker 6:
[90:45] I see what he did there, but he flipped it.

Speaker 11:
[90:48] Right, it's like the most basic joke structure that we all saw. Menace saw in the first five seconds. I was like, okay, I know where this is going.

Speaker 3:
[90:54] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[90:56] And the crowd, oh.

Speaker 3:
[90:58] Clever.

Speaker 11:
[91:00] Again, these are all just the longest setups. Here's a short one, though. I get this next clip, which is, I wouldn't say this is as much a joke as just, he knows his audience, and he knows what they'll clap for. Again, this is, he taped this in DC.

Speaker 15:
[91:11] Like, whenever I'm in Washington, DC, I like to go and visit the National Museum of African American History and Culture.

Speaker 11:
[91:22] Hold for applause. Black Guy goes to the Museum for Black Guys.

Speaker 15:
[91:29] You're so brave!

Speaker 3:
[91:32] That's awesome!

Speaker 11:
[91:35] The actual African living in America goes to the African American Mystery.

Speaker 3:
[91:46] Hold for applause.

Speaker 10:
[91:49] All right.

Speaker 3:
[91:50] Trevor Noah's new comedy special, Does It Suck.

Speaker 10:
[91:53] All right.

Speaker 3:
[91:53] Still waiting for it to get better.

Speaker 11:
[91:54] Okay, so this is a bit... There's more? Oh, there's way more, unfortunately. So he does this long bit about alien movies and how aliens, whenever they come, like in Independence Day, they come and they blow up, you know, DC and they blow up Paris and they blow up Tokyo, but they never go and blow up Africa. So he kind of recreates what that must, would be like if in these movies aliens blew up where he's from Africa.

Speaker 15:
[92:16] I genuinely thought, I was a little kid, if you ask me, like, how come you never see them in Africa? I was like, oh, because they feel bad. I thought the aliens felt bad for Africa. You know, there'd be the ship that would fly over each continent to blow it up, and then there'd be one over the African continent, two aliens in the cockpit, like, prepare to launch photon lasers.

Speaker 13:
[92:40] You get ready on your command.

Speaker 15:
[92:42] Three, two, one, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

Speaker 10:
[92:46] I think we already did this continent.

Speaker 15:
[92:49] I think we've been here. Negative, we've never been here before.

Speaker 10:
[92:52] Blow it up.

Speaker 15:
[92:53] What am I blowing up? Look at this. Something already happened.

Speaker 12:
[92:56] What the hell's going on here, dude?

Speaker 15:
[92:58] What am I supposed to blow up? Who did this?

Speaker 10:
[92:59] I don't know. Checking now. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. It says it was the British.

Speaker 11:
[93:09] Oh, that's awful. Applause line because colonialists are bad. They ruined the continent by bringing food and medicine. Dammit.

Speaker 10:
[93:18] I'm just going to laugh in this room some more.

Speaker 3:
[93:19] I would love to see Trevor Noah go on Kill Tony.

Speaker 6:
[93:21] Oh, I don't think that would go over very well.

Speaker 3:
[93:24] I think he has to.

Speaker 11:
[93:25] Well, here's the problem. They only give you a minute to tell a joke and that's just half the setup.

Speaker 4:
[93:29] Right. That would never work, just dramatically.

Speaker 11:
[93:32] That alien joke, I was like, where have I heard that premise before? That Africa, oh, 1985, Sam Kinnison did a much better job. If you missed it, ask your grandparents, but here's a clip.

Speaker 10:
[93:42] If you want to stop world hunger, stop sending them food. Don't send these people another buying phones. You want to send them something you want to help? Send them U-Hauls. Send them U-Hauls, some luggage, and send them a guy out there that goes, hey, we've been driving out here every day with your food for like the last, I don't know, 30, 40 years, and it occurred to us there wouldn't be world hunger if you people would live where the food is!

Speaker 13:
[94:09] I understand that you live in a f***ing desert!

Speaker 10:
[94:18] You see this? This is sand! It's sand! You know it's gonna be 100 years from now, huh?

Speaker 13:
[94:23] It's gonna be sand!

Speaker 12:
[94:27] Even if he wasn't swimming, his response would still be funny.

Speaker 11:
[94:33] That was right in the middle of all the Live Aid concerts. A different angle on the Africa sucks joke.

Speaker 3:
[94:39] That was like the We Are The World.

Speaker 11:
[94:41] Right, right, right, right.

Speaker 3:
[94:42] All right, well, we'll have to open up our minds to see if Trevor Noah's new comedy special, Does It Suck? I think it does indeed suck.

Speaker 11:
[94:50] It's good to go to sleep to though because again, those setups are just really good stuff.

Speaker 3:
[94:54] Where to go? I wonder how much he made doing that. How much did they pay him for that?

Speaker 5:
[94:58] I know, but he had a house that he bought for like, I want to say 40 million.

Speaker 11:
[95:02] Wow, he was making good seven-figure sauce in The Daily Show.

Speaker 3:
[95:05] All right, more Woody Show's next time. Again, just wanted to thank everybody for the Woody Show after I was take over, if you went.

Speaker 1:
[95:23] It was awesome.

Speaker 5:
[95:23] And yeah, it was the best one.

Speaker 3:
[95:25] Yeah, we had a lot of videos and stuff that we posted on our Instagram, but we saw a lot of things that you guys posted. I checked in with a lot of people who were on my guest list for the event. It seems like everybody had a great time.

Speaker 1:
[95:38] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[95:38] Oh yeah. So thank you again, everybody.

Speaker 5:
[95:42] What a night.

Speaker 3:
[95:43] Yeah, at Disney, all the Disney folks for the opportunity to even-

Speaker 5:
[95:47] Most hospitable.

Speaker 3:
[95:48] Yeah, even the opportunity to do it in the first place.

Speaker 6:
[95:51] Seriously.

Speaker 3:
[95:52] Which is great. Hopefully, fingers crossed, they'll have us back again next year.

Speaker 6:
[95:57] That'd be awesome.

Speaker 3:
[95:58] We'd say that every year. Think so? I would hope so. I would hope so. I would hope so, but thanks to Disney and to Albertsons and Vons for getting involved this year, all the different people who helped make it happen in our marketing and promotion department, Katia, who works in ours. Everybody who won tickets, you got an email from Katia.

Speaker 1:
[96:20] Yeah, specifically.

Speaker 4:
[96:22] Thousands of emails.

Speaker 3:
[96:24] She was working and balancing so many different things, so I can't imagine that's gotta be a logistical nightmare.

Speaker 5:
[96:30] Right, she should take a week off.

Speaker 6:
[96:31] And still showed up looking like literal Minnie Mouse.

Speaker 3:
[96:33] Oh yeah, did you see that?

Speaker 10:
[96:34] She looks so good.

Speaker 6:
[96:35] Adorable.

Speaker 3:
[96:36] Yeah, I saw that. That was pretty funny.

Speaker 6:
[96:39] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[96:39] It was a flawless night.

Speaker 3:
[96:41] Yesterday was our 12th anniversary.

Speaker 6:
[96:46] Insane.

Speaker 3:
[96:46] Of our very first show here on Alt 98.7.

Speaker 5:
[96:49] Right.

Speaker 3:
[96:49] Yeah. 12 years.

Speaker 13:
[96:51] I can't believe it.

Speaker 5:
[96:53] That's so bizarre.

Speaker 3:
[96:54] I was talking to my wife, and 12 years is the longest I've lived in any one place. Even more so than my hometown.

Speaker 6:
[97:03] You're including childhood.

Speaker 3:
[97:04] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[97:04] That's insane.

Speaker 3:
[97:05] Anywhere in my entire life. This is the longest I've lived in any one place.

Speaker 6:
[97:10] Wow.

Speaker 5:
[97:10] Yeah. I didn't know that counted childhood. That's-

Speaker 3:
[97:13] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[97:13] That makes it even- Crazier. More noteworthy.

Speaker 3:
[97:15] Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty weird to think.

Speaker 5:
[97:21] It's something. It's so weird.

Speaker 3:
[97:24] 12 years we've been on here at Alt 98, 7. And just the way that that whole thing played out.

Speaker 1:
[97:30] I know.

Speaker 5:
[97:31] And maybe hadn't played out that way.

Speaker 3:
[97:33] Right.

Speaker 1:
[97:34] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[97:35] I always think of it in terms of high school. We could have gone to high school three times.

Speaker 1:
[97:38] I know.

Speaker 5:
[97:39] That was- So weird. Three high schools.

Speaker 1:
[97:42] We went three high schools already.

Speaker 5:
[97:44] Remember when high school was like your entire life?

Speaker 1:
[97:46] I know.

Speaker 11:
[97:47] And we did it three times.

Speaker 1:
[97:48] Yeah. It was nuts that that anniversary happened. Because I remember when we had that dinner together and they're talking about us coming here, they're like, oh, if you do well, you'll be here more than 10 years.

Speaker 3:
[98:00] And we're like, what?

Speaker 1:
[98:01] They told us that.

Speaker 3:
[98:02] Yeah. Because it's radio and that never happens.

Speaker 1:
[98:05] And we're like, okay, dude, whatever.

Speaker 13:
[98:07] Right. Sure.

Speaker 3:
[98:08] Yeah. That's never the way that that goes.

Speaker 1:
[98:10] I know.

Speaker 3:
[98:10] But yeah, 12 years here at Alt 98.7. It's been crazy. It's been fun. And it's still super fun. I mean, of course, we still go through those times where it's like, it's a grind and there's a lot of things that are going on. But man, what a great job. And what a great thing to walk into every day and to see when we go to these events, whether it's the Albertsons thing that we did a couple of weeks ago, or Monday night at Disney. And just how many people are so just personally invested into the show.

Speaker 6:
[98:45] Getting tattoos.

Speaker 3:
[98:46] I'm saying, but just how much it really means to people. Because it's hard to see it that way when you sit here. It's just kind of silly and we're talking about dumb stuff and we're making fun of Trevor Noah's new comedy special.

Speaker 11:
[98:58] Yeah, you know what's going on out there.

Speaker 3:
[98:59] Or whatever it is. But when you hear stories from people about how much it means to them, it's like, wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 5:
[99:06] It makes me emotional.

Speaker 3:
[99:07] Yeah, we're not doing anything super important, it feels. But then you hear about what it means, then you kind of go, oh wow, I guess.

Speaker 1:
[99:15] And the stuff that people remember.

Speaker 3:
[99:16] We have done something in the last 12 years.

Speaker 1:
[99:18] Yeah, things that we totally forget.

Speaker 5:
[99:19] Oh, they remember more than we do.

Speaker 1:
[99:21] I know. It's awesome, thank you.

Speaker 3:
[99:23] And the very first show that we had here at Alt 987, the very first song we ever played was a song called Know Your Enemy, because we kind of put everybody on notice that day, and nobody know at that point knew who we were, and everybody super underestimated for sure what we were going to be able to accomplish or how long we were going to be. Nobody gave us a chance. Everybody said that the show would be done within 12 to 18 months.

Speaker 1:
[99:52] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[99:54] Which is what you want to hear.

Speaker 1:
[99:55] I was told that I was making a wrong choice by multiple people to come here.

Speaker 3:
[100:00] Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was told it was career suicide.

Speaker 1:
[100:04] Oh, that's nice. Yep.

Speaker 3:
[100:05] And it's worked out great. And we had been fired when we were doing the show together. The last time we had done the show together, it ended because we played a clip of a new Green Day song.

Speaker 5:
[100:17] That hadn't been released yet.

Speaker 3:
[100:18] Hadn't been released yet. We were talking about, oh, it's going to be out.

Speaker 5:
[100:20] State secrets.

Speaker 3:
[100:21] It's going to be out next week. It's called Know Your Enemy. And it sounds pretty cool. They were in here the other day playing it. And I had like a little tiny clip that we had recorded from sitting at our desks.

Speaker 5:
[100:31] You would have thought you released the nuclear code.

Speaker 3:
[100:33] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[100:34] Dude, how crazy is it full circle that Trey Cool was at the event?

Speaker 3:
[100:39] Oh yeah, John Stamos was at the event on Monday. Trey Cool was at the event. Trey Cool from Green Day. I think they bonded over drumming because they're both drummers.

Speaker 1:
[100:47] Oh yeah, big time drummers. And yeah, but how crazy is that?

Speaker 3:
[100:50] Yeah, it's pretty funny. And so the very first song that we played after we got the show back together in our first day here at Alt 98.7 was Green Day's Know Your Enemy.

Speaker 7:
[101:03] I sold a pair of my dirty workout socks to a foot freak. I already got paid and I'm putting it in the mail today. Hell yeah.

Speaker 4:
[101:11] Now would you consider selling other wares, such as a bra or something like that?

Speaker 7:
[101:17] You wanna buy my panties, Sammy?

Speaker 8:
[101:18] No, I'm just curious what you're up for.

Speaker 3:
[101:20] The Woody Show. Speaking of foot freaks and stuff, you saw the thing about how the DoorDash delivery thing, they say they get better tips. The chicks who are delivering for DoorDash are getting better tips if they put a picture of their feet in the end, take a picture of the delivery on the doorstep kind of thing.

Speaker 1:
[101:39] I'm sure that works for some people.

Speaker 3:
[101:41] There was another story that our friend Jeff G had sent to me about this group of girls who they went to Coachella and they paid for the whole thing by selling pictures of their feet. Lucky. Yeah, so when they went to Coachella, feet pics paid for the whole trip. Wow. I said me and my girls attended Coachella completely barefoot this weekend. Most people assume that we were influencers, OnlyFans models or just rich LA girls trying to make a statement, but we're far from that. We literally just showed up barefoot and took a few pictures and random men online actually paid for those pictures and ended up funding our entire weekend. Whoa.

Speaker 6:
[102:18] That's crazy.

Speaker 3:
[102:19] For context, we really wanted to go to Coachella, but didn't have any money for it. Then we came across a random TikTok. A girl was saying that she uses Feet Finder to pay for her Coachella trip every year. And at first it sounded dumb, but then we looked into it, did some digging. It's basically a marketplace where people buy foot photos directly and it's huge.

Speaker 11:
[102:38] Did some digging. Hey, looked at the site.

Speaker 6:
[102:39] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[102:40] Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 6:
[102:40] Googled.

Speaker 3:
[102:41] And so they're like, we can do that. That's it. There's just no faces, there's no talking, there's no other obligation.

Speaker 6:
[102:48] And they made that much money. All right.

Speaker 11:
[102:50] Well, granted, they might get stalked and killed.

Speaker 5:
[102:52] Now, I mean, they enjoyed Coachella, but now their lives are over.

Speaker 3:
[102:55] And these guys will pay between 20 and 200 bucks per photo for it.

Speaker 6:
[103:01] That's crazy. What are they doing in these pictures?

Speaker 1:
[103:03] How do you make it?

Speaker 3:
[103:04] Simple foot photos, different angles and lighting, sometimes custom requests.

Speaker 5:
[103:09] Put your foot on what, the lawn?

Speaker 1:
[103:13] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[103:13] What could a request be at Coachella?

Speaker 11:
[103:15] You'd stick it up in the air in front of the Ferris wheel.

Speaker 1:
[103:17] Yeah. I mean, there's so many cool backgrounds. All the artwork and stuff.

Speaker 3:
[103:22] Yeah, here they are. They're just in the field. But they're sandals on.

Speaker 5:
[103:26] Oh, okay. So it's not just their feet. You can see them too.

Speaker 3:
[103:28] No, that's a picture of them taking a picture of their feet.

Speaker 5:
[103:31] But you can see them though. And you can tell that they're good looking.

Speaker 3:
[103:35] Well, yeah, but I guess it doesn't really matter if you just have the foot. There's a question for the foot freaks. Do you have to know what the person looks like overall? Or is it just the foot?

Speaker 5:
[103:44] Can the foot itself be hot?

Speaker 1:
[103:45] Okay, so I'm on feetfinder.com and there's actually a celebrity section where there's celebrities on there.

Speaker 3:
[103:52] Celebrity feet?

Speaker 1:
[103:53] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[103:54] That's cool.

Speaker 6:
[103:55] Define celebrity. Like, is Madonna doing that?

Speaker 11:
[103:58] I think what Menace was kind of getting at there a second ago is this would be so easy to fake with AI.

Speaker 1:
[104:02] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[104:03] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[104:03] Let's do it.

Speaker 6:
[104:04] Wouldn't it have like eight toes?

Speaker 3:
[104:05] But then again, why, like, I don't know. Like, why do you even need that? Like, you have access to everything that's free.

Speaker 5:
[104:13] Right.

Speaker 11:
[104:14] It's the...

Speaker 3:
[104:15] Like, who pays for porn, right? It's so available.

Speaker 5:
[104:18] That's the thing. I almost wish I had a foot fetish, because what could be easier to find than a foot?

Speaker 11:
[104:24] But that's the thing is, because remember, I talked to the guys at the AVN who posted who pay for porn, and they said it's because they knew the person that it was tied to. It's a real person that I can really know, which kind of takes the whole AI thing out of it, assuming you can't, you know.

Speaker 1:
[104:39] Woody, Janelle Evans, Team Mom is on there. She only has two and a half stars, though, out of five. She has jacked up.

Speaker 8:
[104:47] Oh, she's, some nice photos in front of a fireplace.

Speaker 3:
[104:50] The way you said that, I just want to make sure it's clear to everybody listening. I don't have a thing for Janelle.

Speaker 8:
[104:54] Are you sure?

Speaker 3:
[104:55] Like the way he said it, I was like, oh, hey, like you're a girl.

Speaker 10:
[104:58] Right, thank you, like this, yeah.

Speaker 3:
[105:00] I just want to make sure it's super clear.

Speaker 1:
[105:02] Tara Reid, she got 3.6.

Speaker 11:
[105:06] Oh, and they have a Feet Finder has a live transaction, like leaderboard to kind of inspire women out there.

Speaker 1:
[105:12] All right, what about dudes? Can dudes be on there? Cause I'm about to do it.

Speaker 11:
[105:16] We've always talked about this, man.

Speaker 1:
[105:18] No, no, but let's just do it to see if we can get a couple bucks.

Speaker 6:
[105:21] Exactly, it's not for women.

Speaker 11:
[105:22] There's not that many.

Speaker 1:
[105:23] All right.

Speaker 5:
[105:23] If you have a foot fetish, just go to the beach. It's a buffet.

Speaker 6:
[105:27] But that's not like naughty. That's where it's not supposed to be.

Speaker 3:
[105:31] When Jeff had sent me a text about this thing, I said, man, I just don't get the feet thing. He goes, I appreciate nice kept feet, but I'm not paying for pictures. Like the dudes that pay for pictures and obsess over feet, they're the weirdos. Like that's where it becomes weird. But at the same time, I kinda, my wife, my wife is very disgusted by people who have like that foot fetish thing. And I go, look, it's not my thing, but the same way that some people are like boob guys or ass guys or like, oh, I like big, long, sexy legs. Like why isn't that considered, I think it's feet are just so like, I don't know, they're feet. Yeah. Exactly. And they're goofy looking with all the toes and people with the nails and like whatever. But like what's the difference between being like really into broad shoulders or like whatever else it is that you would find attractive, for whatever reason, these people just find that part, it's what you do with it. I think that makes it weird, like the guys who are like, who was the guy that got busted, he was hiding under chicks' cars or something in the parking lots, snapping pictures of chicks as they came back to their car to get a picture of their feet.

Speaker 11:
[106:40] There was a guy I was following on YouTube who would offer free foot massages, but it was like clearly for that. And he's going like, oh, okay.

Speaker 3:
[106:49] Or the people who are into like watching these feet stepping on things, chips, like potato chips and make the crunch or shrimp shells.

Speaker 5:
[106:58] But if you're into boobs, let's just say boobs, chicks at Coachella aren't walking around topless. So it would be more exciting to see the actual boobs. If you're a foot fetish person, chances are they're going to be barefoot people at Coachella. There are barefoot women at the beach. There are barefoot people at the pool. How is it? Why would you ever get excited to pay for a picture of a foot? You can go out right now and see feet everywhere.

Speaker 1:
[107:24] The person that I want to see.

Speaker 11:
[107:25] Right, and it's close up.

Speaker 3:
[107:26] Now, that said, props to the chicks who are getting better tips by delivering greets and showing off their feet, or these girls who are paying for their Coachella trip. Again, I'd go back to it if there was a market for me to show my feet, I would do that today.

Speaker 5:
[107:44] I would make a career out of it.

Speaker 3:
[107:46] Yeah, why not? Who cares?

Speaker 5:
[107:48] I would do it right now.

Speaker 3:
[107:49] Sammi's super opposed.

Speaker 8:
[107:52] Very much opposed, yes. Because you guys just said it's so creepy and weird and also why can't you just go out in public. To be paying for that is a creepy weirdo.

Speaker 1:
[108:02] So you want people in public looking on people's feet. That's weird.

Speaker 8:
[108:05] No, but the point is it's like why? And again, you're saying it's for the person because they like that person. It's like, yeah, I don't need these creepy people turning their energy onto me. No, thank you.

Speaker 3:
[108:16] But they're gonna notice you anyway. So if you are a boob guy and you had great boobs, someone's gonna notice your great boobs anyway.

Speaker 11:
[108:22] There's a difference between, to be fair to Sammi, there's a difference between noticing and having a parasocial relationship.

Speaker 8:
[108:27] Right, and opening the door to that.

Speaker 3:
[108:29] Okay, that's understood. That makes sense.

Speaker 11:
[108:32] But it's money.

Speaker 6:
[108:33] Yeah. Yeah, hello.

Speaker 5:
[108:34] You said why.

Speaker 6:
[108:35] And that's mailbox money.

Speaker 3:
[108:36] I mean, you feed.

Speaker 6:
[108:37] Yeah, you're not doing any work.

Speaker 11:
[108:39] How do you consider it money?

Speaker 5:
[108:40] And when they look at your picture, it's not like, hey, you can look at this, but I must give you my address first.

Speaker 11:
[108:45] If only we knew someone who sold her things online and could maybe tell us if she's been, Ben had her open her door to weirdos salivating over her socks.

Speaker 6:
[108:52] She would.

Speaker 3:
[108:53] Yeah, but she's been kidnapped and we don't know where she is.

Speaker 6:
[108:55] That's the problem.

Speaker 3:
[108:56] That's why she's not here right now.

Speaker 5:
[108:57] She's gone.

Speaker 3:
[108:59] She's actually gone for her fight.

Speaker 5:
[109:01] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[109:01] So exciting.

Speaker 3:
[109:02] The fight is this weekend. Morgan's fight is this weekend. She got a new opponent. If you missed that update, so she does have a person that she's fighting. The weigh-in is when, Seba?

Speaker 11:
[109:11] Is it tomorrow? Is that what she's saying?

Speaker 12:
[109:13] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[109:13] Probably the day before.

Speaker 3:
[109:14] Yeah.

Speaker 11:
[109:15] Usually it's 24 hours before, roughly, so you can rehydrate, get back in shape or whatever.

Speaker 3:
[109:19] Gotcha. All right. Well, we wish Morgan the best there. And with her panty sock business.

Speaker 11:
[109:25] Both.

Speaker 3:
[109:25] As well.

Speaker 4:
[109:26] Let's do it. Let's do it.

Speaker 12:
[109:33] The Woody Show.

Speaker 3:
[109:36] 877-44-WOODY. It's how you call in, be a part of the show, topic, contest, whatever it might be. You can send us a text over to 229-87. I was trying to find the specific text. There was something in there. This listener was hitting us up and, hey, thank you for what you guys do. Really enjoyed the show. Just kind of feeling kind of stuck at work. Something along those lines. Feel like they're not really kind of getting ahead to where maybe they want to be. And, you know, I am a collector of quotes. And I meant to, I thought like this could be something that if you're going through something similar or whatever, like, you know, kind of feeling, you know, we were talking about how when we first started the show, a lot of people underestimating or, you know, bad idea, suicide, all that kind of stuff. And so, you know, it's hard to not let some kind of self doubt or whatever creep in. But there's a there's a quote. I remember watching something. Bill Cower, who was the head coach of The Steelers for a number of years, and you see him on the NFL Today pregame show. And it is a great quote. And he said, you're never as good as you think you are, but you're never as bad as they say you are. I like that.

Speaker 6:
[110:53] That's usually true.

Speaker 3:
[110:55] And then there was another one, this guy was talking about his acting career. And he goes, even at the height of your career, it's not going to be what you think it's going to be. Because you have this idea of what things are going to be and how things are going to be once you get to a certain...

Speaker 6:
[111:12] Reach my utopia.

Speaker 3:
[111:13] Yeah, whether it's like, oh, well, by 10 years in, I'm going to be at this point.

Speaker 5:
[111:18] And you're always waiting for it?

Speaker 3:
[111:19] Yeah. Right. Exactly. I know a couple people, especially in this business, where they had this idea of they were going to be something specific. I think they were comparing themselves to other people who were doing like a radio guy who was doing a television thing, and they wanted to be that next person who did that from radio to television thing. And they did some of it, but never to the degree that this other person, like Carson Dale is a perfect example of a guy who went from radio, Ryan Seacrest went from radio to television, and they were always comparing themselves to these people who are, that's a high water mark. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:
[111:54] It's a very, very small percentage.

Speaker 3:
[111:56] And this person was very successful making really good money and had a great, and had a great thing going. And sometimes it's just a matter of keeping that perspective. And especially on that, you're never as good as you think you are, and never as bad as they say that you are. That is so true. I mean, I look at this show, if you would just go on comments on Instagram or things that you'll see online or whatever about this show, you would think we have no ratings and, you know, that we were all fired forever ago. And that's not the case. It's not the case at all. This show continues to thrive and, you know, bring in ratings and all our paychecks clear. And I think that the people that we work for, I think they're happy with us and everything else. So yeah, you can't measure by those things. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[112:42] You can't believe all the hype. You can't believe all the criticism.

Speaker 3:
[112:44] And you also can't get in your own way about, you know, if, yes, it's good to have like a goal or something that you want to accomplish or, you know, aim for something. But I thought that was a good quote. Even at the height of your career, it's not going to be what you think it's going to be, because it's true. Nothing ever goes exactly the way you think it's going to. No matter what, no matter how, and I'm a planner. No matter how much planning and how much things I'll kind of work ahead, because I'm always trying to think of what's the worst case scenario? What could go wrong here? I want to have like a plan for if this presents itself, what I was going to do. And it never goes to, you end up in a situation where like, well, I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 5:
[113:23] So you're worried for nothing.

Speaker 3:
[113:24] Yeah, you're worried for nothing. Or you plan for all these other things because it was going to go this way and something completely unforeseen comes up and now you're dealing with that. You didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1:
[113:35] I was just watching an interview with this actor and I'm sorry, I can't remember his name because he's not a household name yet. But he's like, yeah, just when you think everything is on fire and going great, he goes, I was part of four major movies this year. They all didn't do well. He goes, I thought this was going to be my launching point.

Speaker 3:
[113:55] Yeah. And so you just got to try to keep things in perspective. I guess the other one says, text came in and said, me love all in. I love you guys all, F the haters and keep being awesome. I know people have said this before, but it is true. If nobody's hating on you, it's because you're not doing anything remarkable. You're not doing anything of interest, because typically people who hate you, one of two reasons. Number one, they just think you're a jerk. The other thing that they'll hate you for is because you're doing more than they are. You're more successful. You have whatever it is.

Speaker 1:
[114:35] You're doing things that you want to do.

Speaker 3:
[114:36] Yeah, it is because you are doing something of no, you are being, you are successful.

Speaker 6:
[114:42] And you're taking risks.

Speaker 3:
[114:43] And people hate on that.

Speaker 6:
[114:45] They do.

Speaker 3:
[114:46] And a lot of times it's the people who should be the happiest for you, your friends and family, they're the ones who, not that they're rooting against you, but they're not as happy for you as they should be.

Speaker 6:
[114:58] They can be a little passive aggressive. You can see it in their eyes.

Speaker 3:
[115:01] So, look, if we sweated, every person has said that you've lost a listener or who talks smack on whatever platform it is, you just buy into that stuff. And it's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy. In the same way, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. The other quote that I love, the minute you begin feeling fine and fair is the beginning of your downfall. The minute you start buying your own hype is when it's over. It's over.

Speaker 1:
[115:33] Yeah, I see a lot of people in the industry get really comfortable, and then that's always their downfall.

Speaker 3:
[115:39] So, I got a couple of people that hit me up this morning because they made the announcement for... Where was it? They made the announcement for the Radio Hall of Fame. Oh, we got in? No. And again, people who are involved in the process are like, hey, you're getting nominated this year. They did this last year, remember? I do. There were so many people that are involved in that process that it hit me up about it that I convinced myself, like, oh, you know what, maybe... This is it. The initial reaction was that there's no way that's ever happening just because we're not like the typical industry suck up type of people, right? And that's why we don't get like awards or do things like that. But after like the third person, I'm like, huh, maybe there's something here. Maybe that is true. And then, of course, it came out and there was was not, you know, there was there was no nomination. Yeah, but they they just came out with the new ones for 2026. And what do you know after again being not on that list, which is fine. Like, dude, it's fine. I never expect I don't think we will ever this show me who none of us will ever be in this conversation. It just it's not meant for that. And it's not important.

Speaker 11:
[116:47] I mean, you're you're actually absolutely correct with all that.

Speaker 3:
[116:49] The same way all this stuff does not matter. The same way that the other things that people say on platforms doesn't matter because it's not reality. This isn't reality either.

Speaker 11:
[116:59] Don't they need the press like because it's not a big radio hall of fame.

Speaker 3:
[117:02] I have no I mean, look, it's cool. Like, I'm happy for some of these people. There are some people on this list that I'm like, oh, wow, Funkmaster Flex, for example. That's a guy who should definitely be a part of that. There's another guy, Shotgun Tom Kelly.

Speaker 4:
[117:17] He's an old school radio guy.

Speaker 8:
[117:18] He's been around for a million years.

Speaker 3:
[117:20] But he should be honored with that. It's going to, you know what, to a guy like that, it's going to mean the world. Absolutely. It's going to mean everything. So good, good. Boomer Esi said they nominated.

Speaker 1:
[117:32] He does radio?

Speaker 3:
[117:34] Yeah, he's been doing morning radio in New York on that sports talk WFAN for a long time. Yeah, so hang in there, everybody. It's all good. Yeah.

Speaker 13:
[117:44] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[117:45] Shotgun? Tom Kelly.

Speaker 6:
[117:47] I remember that guy from when I was a kid.

Speaker 3:
[117:49] But again, even at the height of your career, it's not going to be what you think it's going to be.

Speaker 13:
[117:52] Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 3:
[117:53] All right, we're going to take a quick break. More Woody Shows next.

Speaker 4:
[117:55] The Woody Show.

Speaker 3:
[117:56] More fun than gonorrhea.

Speaker 4:
[117:58] I mean, I've had gonorrhea a few times and I've seen.

Speaker 5:
[118:01] I haven't had gonorrhea.

Speaker 3:
[118:02] The Woody Show. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory.

Speaker 5:
[118:06] You got it, Woody.

Speaker 3:
[118:07] That's going to do it for Wednesday, everybody. Wrap it up, getting the hell out of here.

Speaker 5:
[118:12] Noise. All right.

Speaker 3:
[118:14] So back tomorrow, we got the tickets for Seinfeld. So Jerry Seinfeld is going to be at the Greek Theater coming up on May 5th, part of the Netflix is a Joke Fest Comedy Festival.

Speaker 5:
[118:26] Sweet.

Speaker 3:
[118:26] The tickets are on sale now at Netflix is a Joke fest.com. Also more tickets for John Mulaney, who will be at the bowl on May 8th. Tickets also available for that. Just go to Netflix is a Joke fest.com. Let's see back tomorrow. All new show. Those giveaways and it's going to be a throwback Thursday. So a bunch of your favorite throwback requests, will be in the mix tomorrow, throwback Thursday, here on The Woody Show on all 98.7. All right, Greg Gory, parting words of wisdom, please.

Speaker 5:
[119:01] Yeah, if you have any aches or pains, just rub on some olive oil and Epsom salts and immediately you'll feel oily and salty.

Speaker 3:
[119:09] Yeah, man, that's why I don't use lotions, Greg. That must stink.

Speaker 5:
[119:12] Yeah, the stink, the grease.

Speaker 3:
[119:14] Yeah, the grease.

Speaker 4:
[119:15] The slipperiness.

Speaker 3:
[119:17] Yeah, I always feel like I'm gonna ruin a shirt. If you have like any kind of ointment, because ointment's more that oil-based.

Speaker 6:
[119:23] It's true, but if I could dip myself in Crisco, I would do it. I love that feeling.

Speaker 5:
[119:29] We can make that dream come true. Yes.

Speaker 3:
[119:31] Hell no. All right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we love and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday. Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 9:
[119:45] I quit this bitch.