title WEDS PT 1:  Did Lunchbox CHEAT In The Testosterone Competition?  + Drama In Bobby Bones Show DMs

description Who will have more testosterone, Eddie or Lunchbox? We want to know as we patiently await the results. Eddie accuses Lunchbox of cheating and we investigate. There is drama in all of our DMs. Bobby had a celebrity like his story and that same celeb sent a message to the Bobby Bones Show Instagram. We address the drama which may lead to an even more uncomfortable situation for someone in the studio.
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pubDate Wed, 22 Apr 2026 16:00:00 GMT

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Speaker 1:
[00:11] What's up, everybody? Welcome to Wednesday's show. Morning, studio.

Speaker 2:
[00:14] Morning.

Speaker 1:
[00:16] This woman heard voices inside of her head. Not just her thoughts, but she said that she was having an episode. She heard voices. The voices said, you have a brain tumor. She wanted to get checked, she had a brain tumor.

Speaker 3:
[00:26] Oh my gosh. Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[00:28] A woman in her 40s heard a calm, unfamiliar voice while reading one day. The voice introduced itself. The voice then offered to help and provided three verifiable facts that she could check to prove that it was legit. So obviously, if you go in to your therapist, your psychiatrist and you go, I'm hearing voices, it gave me these three things. It sounds nuts, right?

Speaker 4:
[00:54] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[00:55] It doesn't mean it is, but it sounds nuts. Her psychiatrist ordered a CT scan, even though people were like, I don't know, this feels crazy, and it confirmed the voices were right. She had a tumor growing between the two hemispheres of her brain. Surgeons removed it, and as she came out of anesthesia, the voices said, hey, thanks, thought we could help, goodbye, and she's not heard from them since.

Speaker 4:
[01:21] They signed out?

Speaker 1:
[01:23] They left the room.

Speaker 4:
[01:24] What on earth?

Speaker 3:
[01:25] So now it's, okay, voices, voice, and you said that-

Speaker 1:
[01:30] It said a calm, unfamiliar voice.

Speaker 3:
[01:31] Okay, and it introduced, it's like, how did, what did-

Speaker 4:
[01:34] Yeah, like, hi, I am-

Speaker 3:
[01:35] We need details.

Speaker 1:
[01:36] I don't know, I didn't hear the voice.

Speaker 5:
[01:37] Bobby wasn't there.

Speaker 3:
[01:38] I know, but I think she would be like, I'm-

Speaker 1:
[01:40] Her story is, the voice, when it came, it was super sincere, it introduced itself, it said, here's the thing, it gave her some data, it was super nice, and then she was like, I gotta go get it checked, so she did, and then once she came out of anesthesia, the voice said, God, we could do this together. Sounds like the voice sold her a car or something. Hey, good to see you.

Speaker 4:
[02:00] I'm out.

Speaker 3:
[02:00] We'll see you next time. So, if I came in and told y'all that, would you believe me?

Speaker 1:
[02:05] No, but I wouldn't have believed her either, but it still worked, and so you look and you go, but no, on the surface, no, I don't believe anybody saying this.

Speaker 4:
[02:14] I wonder if the brain actually just created a voice.

Speaker 1:
[02:17] Protecting itself.

Speaker 4:
[02:18] Yeah, it was all in her head, right? So, I wonder if the brain did all that.

Speaker 1:
[02:22] I don't know, but I don't have an answer for it. The fact that it was a different voice than the one you normally think in, like your inner monologue. Do you have one of those?

Speaker 3:
[02:30] I have one, and I don't really know how it sounds, though.

Speaker 1:
[02:33] It doesn't sound like your own voice? When I think it sounds like my own voice talking to me.

Speaker 3:
[02:38] It sort of does.

Speaker 4:
[02:39] Yeah, mine sounds like me.

Speaker 3:
[02:40] It's going right now.

Speaker 1:
[02:41] What's it saying?

Speaker 4:
[02:42] Stop talking, stop talking.

Speaker 3:
[02:46] It kind of talks all the time.

Speaker 1:
[02:49] Pretty crazy story, huh?

Speaker 3:
[02:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:51] Her life is saved now because of that.

Speaker 3:
[02:52] I know. I'm trying to tell myself right now to tell me if anything's wrong.

Speaker 1:
[02:56] But it has to come from a different voice. This wasn't her inner monologue. Different voice altogether.

Speaker 3:
[03:01] Right now.

Speaker 4:
[03:03] Oh, gosh. She just changed it.

Speaker 1:
[03:04] Amy's inner monologue is not doing impressions. It's Adam Sandler. There is crawfish ice cream.

Speaker 4:
[03:13] Oh. No way.

Speaker 5:
[03:14] Oh, no.

Speaker 1:
[03:15] No, thank you.

Speaker 5:
[03:16] No chance.

Speaker 1:
[03:17] This from CBC. Every January, as crawfish season begins in Texas, South Texas, Houston, customers flood to Red Circle ice cream, asking for its signature flavor, crawfish ice cream. So many people like it. And what's funny is when they sell it, it's in the pint and they put a big crawfish on top of it as well. That's cool. So it's flavored and they put a crawfish on it. So first it was just kind of playful, but people love it. I haven't tried it. Hard for me to hate it if I haven't tried it. It looks weird. Those two things don't seemingly match. The flavor palette.

Speaker 3:
[03:50] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:50] Do you like crawfish in general?

Speaker 3:
[03:52] I can't tell you the last time I had it. Maybe college, crawfish boil.

Speaker 1:
[03:56] It's been a while for me too.

Speaker 4:
[03:58] Those were fun.

Speaker 1:
[03:59] It's just a lot of work. I don't like the work.

Speaker 3:
[04:01] I didn't do the work.

Speaker 4:
[04:02] No, no, no. To take the tail off and all that.

Speaker 1:
[04:04] Not to go catch them or fight them.

Speaker 4:
[04:06] To eat them.

Speaker 3:
[04:08] I thought you meant to like put out the paper on the table and then dump the potatoes and corn and crawfish.

Speaker 1:
[04:14] No, to eat them. It's way messy and it's a lot of work. So it's novel, but not enough meat for me. So delivery drones. Anybody live where Amazon is doing them yet? No. They have random parts of random cities. So not even full cities, but random parts of random towns. And so the service is going viral. So people are ordering stuff from Amazon. The drones are flying them, but they can't fly them and lay them on the ground. They have to drop everything from 10 feet up. So anything you order has to be dropped from basically the rim of a basketball hoop. Wow.

Speaker 5:
[04:47] Oh, that seems breaking things.

Speaker 1:
[04:50] So reports and video show the drones dropping packages from around 10 feet in the air, because they're not gently placing them on the ground. And there's a lot of damaged items. Obviously people who are frustrated. So what they're going to have to do now is kind of reverse engineer this and make the packages now a little more bubbly and safe.

Speaker 4:
[05:06] Why can't the drone go all the way down? I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[05:08] I don't know the reason.

Speaker 4:
[05:11] Like set it down gently and then take off.

Speaker 1:
[05:13] Maybe because people could grab them.

Speaker 3:
[05:15] Or it can only drop off clothes or books.

Speaker 4:
[05:20] No glasses. No silverware.

Speaker 1:
[05:23] I would think if I'm guessing, it's because people are idiots. And any drone on the ground is probably going to be grabbed by somebody. You buy a $3.99 box of breakfast bars and you keep a $200 drone because you grab it.

Speaker 4:
[05:38] Probably right.

Speaker 3:
[05:39] But just be respectful.

Speaker 4:
[05:41] No, but you can't.

Speaker 1:
[05:41] Say that to the world. Just be respectful.

Speaker 3:
[05:43] Say that to America.

Speaker 1:
[05:44] Be respectful.

Speaker 3:
[05:44] Well, I'm trying. Be respectful.

Speaker 4:
[05:47] Like if my kid saw a drone on the front yard, they would probably try to get it too, honestly.

Speaker 1:
[05:51] Of course. People would be going viral, like baseball batting them on their way back up.

Speaker 3:
[05:57] What's that called? Like, that's vandalism.

Speaker 2:
[06:01] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[06:03] Those people don't want to be charged with vandalism.

Speaker 1:
[06:07] Yeah, but there's still enough of it, though, that it affects stuff. Especially at business. Anyway, if you guys are able to order that, let us know. Okay. Hello Bobby Bones. I want a year of free concert tickets. Or the cash buyout option around $8,000. I do have some credit card debt. Nothing overwhelming, but enough that that money would pretty much wipe out the debt. What do I do? Have an unforgettable year of concerts and experiences, or take the money, be responsible and get out of debt. What would you do? Sign front road problem. I'll go to you first.

Speaker 3:
[06:54] Oh, I'm take the money and get out of debt. Because I mean, you also, I don't know how you're going to go to all these concerts.

Speaker 1:
[07:04] What do you mean?

Speaker 3:
[07:04] You got debt to get out of. You got to go to work. They're free.

Speaker 1:
[07:08] They're not during work though. Concerts aren't during the day.

Speaker 3:
[07:10] I don't know what their job is. I don't know when they work, how they work. And then are they all in your town? Or some of them you have to travel? I don't know how...

Speaker 1:
[07:19] I would assume it's any... I don't know either, but I assume it's any concert in your area.

Speaker 3:
[07:24] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[07:25] So you say take the money.

Speaker 3:
[07:27] Yeah, but I'm not that, I mean, don't get me wrong. I enjoy some live music, but I just feel like you'll feel better when you get out of debt and then you can go enjoy music. I put some music on at home, dance around in the kitchen. You'll be fine.

Speaker 1:
[07:39] Does anybody recommend her to YOLO and go to the shows?

Speaker 5:
[07:42] I do.

Speaker 1:
[07:42] You do?

Speaker 5:
[07:43] I say YOLO, go to the shows, live your life, worry about debt later. You're always going to have debt. And really, I mean, if you want to think about it, you're not always going to have debt. Most people are.

Speaker 4:
[07:54] And isn't that what debt is? Worrying about it later?

Speaker 5:
[07:56] Yes, worry about it later. Like live your life now.

Speaker 1:
[07:58] That's the definition of debt.

Speaker 5:
[07:58] Like live in the now, worry about the later later. But also, if you want to be a business person, you accept the tickets and a couple concerts you don't want to go to. Sell them to your friends.

Speaker 3:
[08:08] Who knows if you can do that?

Speaker 4:
[08:10] Yeah, we don't know if you can do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1:
[08:11] Yeah, I don't know if they're all paper tickets. I don't know. Fair.

Speaker 5:
[08:14] Right, but I'm saying YOLO, go to the show, worry about the debt later.

Speaker 1:
[08:18] So I don't think everything in life has to be black or white. I do believe more than anything in nuance. I think what I would do if I were you, I would take the cash buyout and then I would pay off whatever. And then I would just go to a couple of the concerts that I really wanted to go to. So I would give myself the treat of going to two or three concerts that I really wanted to go to and pay for it with a credit card or money or whatever. But you've already paid off your credit card and so you've gone from having let's say $8,000 in debt to having like $800 in debt at the end of the year because you went to a couple of shows. So reward yourself. You get to go to a few shows. You don't want to go to all the concerts anyway. Like you get to go to every show in town. Michael Buble may come through. You don't even like Michael Buble. I do but you don't. So and if you won you're going to force yourself to go to all these shows.

Speaker 3:
[09:03] Right.

Speaker 4:
[09:03] You're going to be at an Olivia Rodrigo show.

Speaker 1:
[09:05] You're going to be exhausted. I like Olivia Rodrigo though too. She's good. I say take the money, pay off the credit card, but allow yourself to go to a few concerts and really do it up this year. That's my advice. Alright, thank you for the email. That's it. And close it up. Okay, you guys ready? It's now time to reveal who has more testosterone.

Speaker 5:
[09:25] Oh, let's go.

Speaker 4:
[09:27] You weren't ready, Lunchbox?

Speaker 5:
[09:28] I mean, I already knew I've won so I wasn't worried about it.

Speaker 1:
[09:31] Yesterday you guys had your blood drawn.

Speaker 4:
[09:33] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[09:34] We had a paramedic come in. Name's Chad. Chad took it back to the lab. It's not ready yet.

Speaker 4:
[09:41] It's not ready yet?

Speaker 6:
[09:42] Oh, man.

Speaker 4:
[09:44] What's the holdup?

Speaker 1:
[09:46] Too much tea.

Speaker 5:
[09:47] We broke the machine. Can't even compute.

Speaker 4:
[09:49] The machine's like, too much tea.

Speaker 1:
[09:52] Hey, question, is there any way during the show, in the next hour and a half or so, it's done? Or is it just completely out till tomorrow?

Speaker 3:
[09:59] Maybe.

Speaker 1:
[10:00] So can we just say TBD?

Speaker 3:
[10:02] TBD, on the T.

Speaker 1:
[10:05] Right now, we had it scheduled.

Speaker 3:
[10:06] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[10:06] Oh, man. But there's no problem, though, right?

Speaker 1:
[10:09] Like, all I know is they don't have, well, they've said that they do not have the results. It could be they only have one of you guys' results. It could be they don't have either. It could be some...

Speaker 5:
[10:18] Oh, I heard Eddie's wasn't registering. It was so low.

Speaker 1:
[10:21] They can't find the testosterone.

Speaker 5:
[10:22] They're like, oh my God, this has to be a problem.

Speaker 3:
[10:26] The FBI needs to get involved.

Speaker 1:
[10:28] So, as of right now, we do not have your testosterone results. If at any time over the next hour and a half or so, it comes in my ear that they're going to deliver the results, we will go live to the results.

Speaker 5:
[10:43] Live to Chad?

Speaker 1:
[10:45] Yeah, Chad will be in here.

Speaker 3:
[10:46] Are y'all feeling like...

Speaker 5:
[10:49] My libido is high today.

Speaker 1:
[10:51] You woke up libido high.

Speaker 5:
[10:52] I was like, too bad I got to go to work.

Speaker 3:
[10:54] That's weird to say.

Speaker 4:
[10:56] And you're still getting to work? Don't do that.

Speaker 5:
[10:57] I have to, man.

Speaker 3:
[10:59] Let's not.

Speaker 1:
[11:00] Did you guys think about it when you woke up this morning? Yes. The test?

Speaker 4:
[11:02] Yes, but weirdly I woke up with so much energy today.

Speaker 3:
[11:06] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[11:06] And I didn't yesterday when I actually took the test, so I don't know, dude. I'm just worried, before all this, I'm worried more about them coming back and being like, hey, you need to go to the doctor. Like there's something serious wrong with you.

Speaker 1:
[11:17] I agree that that is something to consider. However, if that happened, the fact that they came in would be a positive thing because it would lead you to whatever needs to get fixed faster.

Speaker 4:
[11:29] I understand.

Speaker 1:
[11:29] I agree it wouldn't be a positive thing that's happening to you, but that means it's happening already and you wouldn't have known about it, though, unless we did this segment.

Speaker 4:
[11:35] Right, I think even if I did it off air and I went to the doctor's office, I'd be nervous anyway, you know?

Speaker 1:
[11:40] But you didn't do it off air because you weren't going to do it. You weren't going to get your blood taken.

Speaker 4:
[11:43] Right, never. I didn't even think about doing that.

Speaker 5:
[11:46] Man, when I woke up this morning, I was picking things up and they were a lot lighter. I was like, man, that testosterone. I was like, dang, this is pumping.

Speaker 4:
[11:53] You're overplaying it, Lunchbox. Like, you're good, dude.

Speaker 5:
[11:55] I know.

Speaker 1:
[11:56] Did you take Cialis yesterday when you gave blood?

Speaker 5:
[11:59] No.

Speaker 1:
[11:59] Didn't need to?

Speaker 5:
[12:00] Don't need to, man.

Speaker 4:
[12:01] Do you promise? Are you telling the truth? Are you telling the truth?

Speaker 5:
[12:05] Hey, do you promise?

Speaker 3:
[12:07] That's not how you act when you're telling the truth. You just say, yeah, I'm telling the truth.

Speaker 4:
[12:11] Say he's not telling the truth.

Speaker 5:
[12:12] No, I didn't.

Speaker 4:
[12:12] Don't be cheating, dude.

Speaker 1:
[12:13] Have you just taken Cialis affect the results of a testosterone test?

Speaker 3:
[12:16] Yes, I asked.

Speaker 5:
[12:17] And then, no, no.

Speaker 3:
[12:18] He didn't take it.

Speaker 5:
[12:20] Did you do a check? Cup check? I literally said I didn't take it. When on this show did we go, do you promise? Like, what was that? I'm not your child.

Speaker 3:
[12:29] No, I had to check with Lunchbox because they said, here's the thing, they said it can skew the results up or down. So.

Speaker 4:
[12:37] Oh, you're backfiring on him.

Speaker 1:
[12:39] So you didn't take Cialis.

Speaker 5:
[12:40] I told you no.

Speaker 1:
[12:41] Do you promise?

Speaker 5:
[12:42] See, we're not doing that.

Speaker 4:
[12:43] No, no, just answer the question.

Speaker 5:
[12:44] We're not doing that. We're not playing this. Did you answer the question? Did you? You asked your children that. Do you promise you didn't do that?

Speaker 4:
[12:51] Did you?

Speaker 5:
[12:52] Did you take Cialis? Hold on.

Speaker 4:
[12:53] He's not answering.

Speaker 5:
[12:54] Eddie, is that how you ask your children something?

Speaker 4:
[12:56] I was asking you.

Speaker 5:
[12:57] I'm asking you.

Speaker 3:
[12:58] No, I say to my children, I know you like to tell the truth.

Speaker 1:
[13:01] I never ask my kids they take Cialis.

Speaker 3:
[13:05] That is very true.

Speaker 1:
[13:06] Not once.

Speaker 4:
[13:07] Why won't you answer, Lunchbox?

Speaker 5:
[13:09] I want you to answer me. Is that how you talk to your children?

Speaker 2:
[13:12] You're not going to...

Speaker 3:
[13:14] He couldn't even take a T-test without cheating. It could go either way, so he shouldn't take it because it could also go down.

Speaker 4:
[13:21] You told him this, so you guys talked about this?

Speaker 3:
[13:23] I had to check with him to make sure. No, we talked about it on air.

Speaker 1:
[13:25] We do not have the results of the testosterone test right now. Hopefully, we will have them later in the show. If we do not have them later in the show, we will have them tomorrow.

Speaker 3:
[13:33] Golly.

Speaker 1:
[13:33] We had scheduled it for right now.

Speaker 4:
[13:35] Cheaters.

Speaker 1:
[13:36] Yes, and I did have a whole segment planned out. I can hit a couple voicemails.

Speaker 3:
[13:40] Let's do it.

Speaker 1:
[13:41] Because we have a little time. Give me this voicemail, please.

Speaker 7:
[13:44] Hey, hello, everybody. I just wanted to make a comment on Lunchbox's perpetual longing to win the lottery. I'm from Philadelphia, and my dad used to be the same exact way. When he stopped trying, he won the lottery twice. They were both $1 each quick fix. The first one was for $86,000, and the second one was for $60,000, and they were within a six month period of time. It's meant to be, it'll happen.

Speaker 5:
[14:17] I don't even understand her logic. Her saying once he stopped trying, he won. No, no, no, he was still trying because he was still buying tickets. I mean-

Speaker 1:
[14:27] I think she means to the same level, meaning he was probably buying actual lottery tickets, but then he just decided I'm not going to do that, I'm just going to do $1 cheap tickets.

Speaker 5:
[14:34] Oh, quick fix, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[14:35] That would be my assumption on what she meant.

Speaker 5:
[14:37] Okay, I was very confused. I was like, well, no, maybe he didn't buy them regularly, he was starting to do it once a week, maybe once every two weeks, I don't know. But my strategy has not worked, so maybe I need to switch it up and do once a week.

Speaker 1:
[14:49] All right, let's do another voicemail. Hit me with this one.

Speaker 2:
[14:53] Eddie, you are such a good dad, like, seriously. You know, I raise two kids without a dad around. Everybody should have a good dad like Eddie.

Speaker 4:
[15:03] I love that. What are you laughing at? Why was she saying that?

Speaker 1:
[15:09] Probably off the bit where Eddie has an 18-year-old son that he would not leave at the house for two nights when they had to go on a trip for their other kids. He's like, I can't leave them at home, they're 18.

Speaker 3:
[15:18] Okay, she was affirming you because we were kind of saying...

Speaker 4:
[15:20] Yeah, you guys are parents shaming me, so she's reaffirming that I'm a good parent.

Speaker 3:
[15:24] You are a good dad.

Speaker 4:
[15:26] Thank you, Amy. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[15:27] I just think that some things you do are a little weird, but...

Speaker 1:
[15:29] That's probably every parent.

Speaker 3:
[15:30] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:30] You know?

Speaker 3:
[15:31] Same here. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1:
[15:33] There you go. Okay. There you go. No testosterone results yet, but we got a couple of voicemails out there. I saw Jeremy Piven liked one of my stories on Instagram. Let's go! So, for those listening, I feel like I should do a little background. Amy had mentioned that Jeremy Piven, who was an actor on Entourage, he played the agent, very successful show, successful actor. She mentioned that Jeremy Piven had reached out through her DMs and asked her out. And so we talked about it.

Speaker 3:
[16:03] Just for coffee.

Speaker 1:
[16:05] Okay, but ask her out, ask her out.

Speaker 3:
[16:06] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[16:07] And the road trip.

Speaker 3:
[16:08] To one of his shows.

Speaker 1:
[16:10] So we talked about it on the show. And then I was just looking and I saw that Jeremy Piven had liked an Instagram story that I had posted, or an Instagram reel or whatever popped up in my notifications. And I was like, for sure, this is a message. He doesn't follow me.

Speaker 3:
[16:24] So did you click on it and does he follow you?

Speaker 1:
[16:26] No, I didn't click on it. So I don't think so. But then he DM'd the show as well. Do you know that?

Speaker 3:
[16:32] Nope.

Speaker 4:
[16:32] He DM'd the show?

Speaker 8:
[16:34] Oh, my God.

Speaker 5:
[16:35] Let's go. He wants to come in studio.

Speaker 1:
[16:37] Morgan runs the show account. I don't know what he said yet. All I know is I was coming today to go to Jeremy Piven and like something I posted on Instagram. And I'm sure it was just because a blue check mark. I get a notification of another blue check mark post on a blue check mark. Right? Yes. And then Morgan's like, yeah, he sent a DM to the show.

Speaker 3:
[16:54] Okay. Well, this is where I was like, remember when I was asking, I knew if it went on Instagram, he might see it.

Speaker 4:
[17:02] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:02] But his name was never on Instagram, was it? Or social media? Well, I'm sure our listeners DM'd him.

Speaker 4:
[17:07] They had to. You didn't edit that one, did you?

Speaker 1:
[17:11] Remember that drama where Amy won in final cut? She was like, no video can go up until I see it.

Speaker 3:
[17:16] Back it up. There wasn't drama, but Bobby said, I only had one a year. And I remember, remember after I did that, you're like, one a year, you remember, you remember. And so then I said, I guess my one a year is up. So there's nothing I could do about it, even though I was like, gosh, they knew they, being Morgan and Eddie, that I was uncomfortable with it the first time. But I was like, well, I ran out. Bobby said, I have one a year.

Speaker 1:
[17:39] Did you guys ever post his name?

Speaker 8:
[17:41] I never tagged him.

Speaker 3:
[17:42] Like when I posted the video, Jeremy Piven said like 500 times and also they pulled photos of him on the red carpet.

Speaker 4:
[17:51] And it's like, Jeremy Piven.

Speaker 1:
[17:52] Fair enough. Fair enough. I didn't know that. So are you a little nervous?

Speaker 3:
[17:56] Well, I don't know what he dm'd. I mean, listen, I feel I already felt awkward that I hadn't replied. But then I'm like, OK, he's famous. He probably dm's a lot of people. Who cares? It's not a big deal.

Speaker 1:
[18:05] I don't know what he sent the show, Morgan. What did the message say?

Speaker 8:
[18:09] He said, Love you guys. Show's coming up soon if you're up for a visit.

Speaker 5:
[18:14] Yeah, we are. We are up.

Speaker 9:
[18:15] We are up for a visit. Let's go.

Speaker 4:
[18:17] I think we should.

Speaker 5:
[18:17] That couch is calling his name. Put him on the couch.

Speaker 9:
[18:21] Put him on the couch.

Speaker 2:
[18:22] Put him on the couch.

Speaker 3:
[18:23] Wait, he responded to that video where we bring up. Is that what the DM was?

Speaker 1:
[18:28] I don't know.

Speaker 8:
[18:28] No, he didn't. He just straight up messaged us. I'm sure he saw the video. And I do think I had been getting other messages that listeners said they were reaching out, which is I think how he found out about it. Cause I did not tag him or anything in the video to draw attention to it. But yes, he did not respond directly to that video, he just messaged us that.

Speaker 1:
[18:48] When is this show in town?

Speaker 5:
[18:50] I think May 15th and 16th.

Speaker 4:
[18:53] It's perfect timing.

Speaker 5:
[18:54] Yeah, it's right in the middle of the month. Perfect, we need guests middle of the month.

Speaker 3:
[18:57] Okay. Cool.

Speaker 1:
[18:59] We need guests middle of the month.

Speaker 4:
[19:01] Lucky knows that.

Speaker 3:
[19:03] Lunchbox does the booking. This is great.

Speaker 4:
[19:07] So Amy, you would have told us to not put that video up if you had another chance.

Speaker 3:
[19:11] I just thought y'all would be like, oh yeah, this made Amy uncomfortable last time.

Speaker 8:
[19:15] Oh no, we don't think about that. But it's okay.

Speaker 3:
[19:17] I don't, I'm not, I don't, it's all good. It's all good.

Speaker 1:
[19:20] By your stutters, I'd feel that that was not all good.

Speaker 3:
[19:23] It's fine. I sound fine.

Speaker 5:
[19:25] You don't sound fine.

Speaker 3:
[19:26] I'm breezy.

Speaker 4:
[19:27] But that's cool that he wants to come on. I like that.

Speaker 3:
[19:29] I mean, he's got a show to promote, so it's fine.

Speaker 1:
[19:33] That's also accurate.

Speaker 3:
[19:34] He probably doesn't, what if he's not even putting two and two together, that I am me?

Speaker 4:
[19:38] Have you seen the video?

Speaker 1:
[19:40] I've not seen the video. I never saw it. I would love to see the video. Is it obvious?

Speaker 4:
[19:43] Yeah. It's the whole storyline.

Speaker 3:
[19:46] Yeah. Lunchbox even says, Jeremy DM'd Amy. He said one, two. Amy said three, four. And then he asked her for coffee and Amy didn't reply.

Speaker 1:
[19:54] That was all in the video?

Speaker 4:
[19:55] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[19:56] Oh, man.

Speaker 5:
[19:57] I should have reposted that.

Speaker 1:
[19:58] I need to do some thinking about this.

Speaker 3:
[20:00] And since all of that is already up in a video, this doesn't need to be a new video.

Speaker 4:
[20:04] Oh, when I was already working on it.

Speaker 3:
[20:07] No, no, no.

Speaker 9:
[20:09] You only get one a year, girl.

Speaker 4:
[20:10] Amy, you can't say that.

Speaker 7:
[20:12] He just called you girl.

Speaker 1:
[20:13] That's the weirdest thing. Lunchbox is like, you only get one a year, girl.

Speaker 3:
[20:19] We already made it a video.

Speaker 1:
[20:22] I'll do some thinking. I appreciate him offering.

Speaker 3:
[20:25] We'll talk.

Speaker 1:
[20:26] Yeah, Amy and I will talk. We'll talk. I could tell, though, when he liked something I posted, that was a message.

Speaker 3:
[20:33] Like he's sending you a little nudge?

Speaker 1:
[20:36] Yeah. Why would he be on my page?

Speaker 3:
[20:39] Should I check my DMs?

Speaker 1:
[20:40] Oh, yes, you should. If he DM'd you, you'd have got an alert.

Speaker 3:
[20:44] I don't always check.

Speaker 9:
[20:45] What do you mean an alert?

Speaker 1:
[20:47] Read number one or two or three.

Speaker 3:
[20:48] I have lots of reds. Oh, my gosh. I treat my DMs just like my text messages.

Speaker 1:
[20:53] Oh, no.

Speaker 3:
[20:54] And my emails.

Speaker 1:
[20:55] Oh, no.

Speaker 3:
[20:56] Yeah, would it? And drum roll. It's loading. No, nothing.

Speaker 1:
[21:00] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[21:00] All right.

Speaker 1:
[21:01] I'll get to the bottom of this. All right. Thank you for bringing that to my attention. We've been waiting for the testosterone results. And today was the day we're doing the big reveal. Who has higher testosterone? Lunchbox or Eddie? Because they both gave blood. There's been a problem at the lab. What? So I was hoping we'd get them by now. We're not. So it's going to have to be tomorrow. News to me, too. But I get it. Can't rush science.

Speaker 4:
[21:24] Everyone's going to have to wait.

Speaker 1:
[21:25] So you have to wait another day.

Speaker 3:
[21:26] Right.

Speaker 1:
[21:27] And what's the latest from you? Just that?

Speaker 3:
[21:28] Yeah. And we don't want to rush science.

Speaker 1:
[21:31] So it could be that you guys have so much testosterone. It could be you have none and they can't find any, so it's taking longer.

Speaker 4:
[21:37] They haven't lost our blood or anything, have they?

Speaker 5:
[21:39] Oh, yeah. Mix up.

Speaker 1:
[21:40] That could be they sold your blood to somebody.

Speaker 4:
[21:42] Right. Put it at a crime scene.

Speaker 1:
[21:44] Oh, no.

Speaker 3:
[21:44] Someone was like, Oh, my gosh, we have Daniel's blood.

Speaker 5:
[21:47] Oh, there he is.

Speaker 1:
[21:50] So there will be no, I'm sad to, no revealing of the testosterone results today. It will be tomorrow. So as a backup plan, Amy would like to present us with a moral question. Go ahead.

Speaker 3:
[22:02] If you were on a full bus or train, who would you give your seat to and why?

Speaker 1:
[22:07] We have four options. Yes. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[22:09] An old man with a cane, a very pregnant woman, a man with a broken leg on crutches, a woman carrying a one-year-old baby.

Speaker 1:
[22:20] Okay. So crowded, you only give the seat up. It could be anywhere. Do you give it? Write your answer down so no one changes their mind. Who would you give it to? The old man with a cane, the pregnant woman, the man with the broken leg on crutches, or the woman carrying a one-year-old baby?

Speaker 5:
[22:33] It's easy.

Speaker 1:
[22:35] Well, there's not a right answer.

Speaker 4:
[22:37] I'm in.

Speaker 1:
[22:38] I have my answer as well. Eddie, what do you have?

Speaker 4:
[22:42] I'm going to go with the woman carrying the one-year-old baby.

Speaker 1:
[22:45] Your reasoning?

Speaker 4:
[22:46] Because she's actually carrying the baby. Everyone else has a stick or a crutch. The lady has the baby in her belly pregnant. She's used to that. I think one carrying it, that's just hard, man. It's hard on your shoulders, so I'm going to let her sit.

Speaker 1:
[23:00] If it would have been carrying a three-month-old baby or less, that would have been my pick because I know what goes on now and what the recovery is like. I think with a one-year-old baby, your body's fully recovered and you're pretty young probably holding the baby, so that's why I didn't pick that one. If you just had a three-month-old or less because of the recovery process, which my wife has gone through, still going through, I think I would have given them the seat. One-year-old, you're still young probably as a mom, a young person, and your body's recovered. So all these, none of these are wrong, by the way. That was my reasoning for the, not that one. I went with the old man with the cane. A very pregnant woman, definitely difficult. Been there.

Speaker 4:
[23:45] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[23:45] Probably being pregnant is difficult for sure, but you're still able and you're still pretty young and it's uncomfortable, yes, and awful, all the things. But I still go with old man over a cane with a young woman. A man with broken leg and crutches, you got crutches, lean on them.

Speaker 4:
[24:02] Exactly. Crutch it up, you're good.

Speaker 1:
[24:04] Who knows how old you are? If you're an old man and you're on a cane, you're old, you're about to die.

Speaker 4:
[24:10] But he's got a cane though.

Speaker 1:
[24:11] Dude, you're still old, it probably hurts leaning on it. I went with old man with a cane. Lunchbox?

Speaker 5:
[24:17] It's an easy answer. Bobby is right. It's old man with a cane. Dude has paid his dues, he's paid his time. Give the respect the elder needs. Give him a seat. The guy with a broken leg, if you let him sit down, that broken leg is just sticking out, blocking all the way. People can't walk by, they're tripping over it. Probably harder to get up from a seat with a broken leg. Pregnant lady, you walk around all day with that belly, you made the decision to have a baby.

Speaker 1:
[24:42] I don't go that hard. I don't go that hard.

Speaker 5:
[24:44] You're fine. And the one year old, you don't have to hold it the whole time. You can set the one year old down to their feet. They usually know how to stand up and you can just hold their hands. Give it to the old man.

Speaker 1:
[24:53] What did you pick before you heard us?

Speaker 3:
[24:55] Oh, I already wrote mine down.

Speaker 1:
[24:56] What was it?

Speaker 3:
[24:57] Yeah, and you said there's no wrong answer? Because I feel like you're an Amy.

Speaker 1:
[25:01] No, no, I just did my reasoning for it. If I'm sitting there and they're all four ahead of me, I'm like, well, this is a weird fivesome. Me and all four of you. But okay, let's see what happens. I go with the old man with the cane.

Speaker 3:
[25:12] I wrote down whoever's closest to me.

Speaker 4:
[25:15] No, no, no, you got to pick one.

Speaker 1:
[25:16] Really wasn't an option? Kind of a cheat? We say, what's the best gift you ever got? And Amy goes, well, the good Lord gave me life. I'm like, no, we're looking for real, tangible.

Speaker 3:
[25:25] Well, the thing is with all those people, it would be really hard for me to decide. So I'd either have to eeny, meeny, miny, moe or pick whoever is closest to me. Because then that's the one I'm going to say. Because you want me to look past three of them to the person that's far away and be like, hey, would you like my seat?

Speaker 4:
[25:41] Amy, this is fake. It's a scenario.

Speaker 3:
[25:43] So let me pick what I want, which is the person closest to me.

Speaker 1:
[25:46] If I'm rating them, old man with a cane gets the first, or old woman, it doesn't have to be a man.

Speaker 3:
[25:51] Old person.

Speaker 1:
[25:52] Old person, I feel, would be for me. Old person with a cane at one. Yeah. I'm gonna go pregnant woman at two.

Speaker 3:
[26:01] Yeah, because this is very pregnant.

Speaker 1:
[26:03] Yeah, and it's pretty close, it's two. The other two could be young people. The woman carrying the one-year-old baby, she's probably at most in her 40s.

Speaker 4:
[26:15] Yeah, but one-year-old baby's heavy. Like, it's not a light baby.

Speaker 1:
[26:18] It's still a young person. And the man with the broken leg and crutches, like, dude, you got crutches and also, what did you do that was so stupid? What did you do? Was it brighten your skateboard? Like, grow up, dude. Grow up. So, okay, that's fine. We didn't have the testosterone results, so we did that game. Thank you. All right, this is not my cup of tea. Ray's gonna play a clip from an 80s movie. We gotta name the movie. Me, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, everybody in? Okay, Ray, hit that example.

Speaker 9:
[26:45] No, I am your father.

Speaker 4:
[26:49] Star Wars.

Speaker 1:
[26:51] Fun fact, he doesn't say Luke, I'm your father.

Speaker 4:
[26:52] He says no.

Speaker 1:
[26:53] He says no, I'm your father. Okay, how many you got, Ray?

Speaker 9:
[26:57] You want seven?

Speaker 1:
[26:59] Let's do five and we'll tie break with two.

Speaker 9:
[27:01] All right.

Speaker 1:
[27:02] Is that what you have, seven total?

Speaker 9:
[27:03] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:04] Okay. All right, here we go. I mean, what's funny about 80s movies, the audio sounds like it's from the 80s. Like it's not that crisp. One more time. All right. That feels pretty on the nose. Everybody want to go?

Speaker 9:
[27:26] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:26] One, two, three, Top Gun. Next up.

Speaker 9:
[27:32] Shirley, you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Speaker 4:
[27:38] I'm in.

Speaker 5:
[27:42] I'll give that a guess.

Speaker 9:
[27:43] Shirley, you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Speaker 1:
[27:52] Amy in?

Speaker 3:
[27:53] Yep.

Speaker 1:
[27:53] What do you have?

Speaker 3:
[27:53] Charlie's Angels.

Speaker 5:
[27:55] Oh, good guess.

Speaker 1:
[27:56] Lunchbox.

Speaker 5:
[27:57] Airplane?

Speaker 1:
[27:58] That's what I have. That's Leslie Nielsen.

Speaker 5:
[28:00] I've never seen it.

Speaker 1:
[28:01] That's the same guy from Naked Guns, right?

Speaker 4:
[28:03] It is.

Speaker 1:
[28:03] I have airplane.

Speaker 4:
[28:04] That's airplane.

Speaker 1:
[28:06] I think I've seen that.

Speaker 5:
[28:07] Sound like they're in the cockpit.

Speaker 4:
[28:08] They are in the cockpit.

Speaker 5:
[28:09] That's one reason I guess.

Speaker 1:
[28:10] And the guy with the good looking guy with the dark brown hair. Looks like they got from Wings.

Speaker 5:
[28:14] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[28:15] You know who else is in that?

Speaker 1:
[28:17] OJ. Simpson.

Speaker 4:
[28:17] No, no. It's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. He's one of the pilots.

Speaker 1:
[28:22] Which one of the Leslie Nielsen movies is OJ. Simpson?

Speaker 4:
[28:24] Naked Gun. Oh, it is?

Speaker 1:
[28:25] Yeah. All right. Sorry, Amy. That's okay. Next up.

Speaker 9:
[28:30] I said it before and I'll say it again.

Speaker 1:
[28:32] Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while.

Speaker 5:
[28:36] You could miss it.

Speaker 3:
[28:38] I'm in.

Speaker 4:
[28:40] I'm in.

Speaker 5:
[28:41] I'm in for the win.

Speaker 9:
[28:43] I said it before and I'll say it again.

Speaker 1:
[28:45] Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while.

Speaker 9:
[28:50] You could miss it.

Speaker 1:
[28:51] I'll go first. I haven't seen it, but when we were in Chicago, the guys were making references to it. It's Sir Jessica Parker's husband, Matthew Broderick. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Is all that correct what I just said?

Speaker 9:
[29:04] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[29:04] Was it Chicago?

Speaker 9:
[29:05] Yes, all that.

Speaker 1:
[29:05] Amy, what do you have?

Speaker 3:
[29:07] Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Speaker 1:
[29:08] Lunchbox.

Speaker 5:
[29:08] Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Speaker 1:
[29:10] Eddie.

Speaker 4:
[29:10] Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Speaker 1:
[29:12] Good. Next.

Speaker 9:
[29:21] Only I didn't say fudge.

Speaker 4:
[29:24] I'm in.

Speaker 3:
[29:29] Wait, this is a movie?

Speaker 1:
[29:35] I don't know what to start.

Speaker 4:
[29:36] You got nothing?

Speaker 1:
[29:40] Again?

Speaker 9:
[29:48] Only I didn't say fudge.

Speaker 5:
[29:52] I'm in for the win.

Speaker 3:
[29:54] I'm in.

Speaker 1:
[29:55] Okay, I have no idea, goonies. Amy?

Speaker 3:
[29:59] Wonder Year's the movie.

Speaker 4:
[30:01] Interesting.

Speaker 1:
[30:02] Eddie?

Speaker 4:
[30:03] That's A Christmas Story.

Speaker 3:
[30:04] Oh yeah, duh.

Speaker 1:
[30:06] I've never seen it.

Speaker 4:
[30:07] You've never seen A Christmas Story?

Speaker 1:
[30:09] No, not a big Christmas guy. Like, I haven't been. Getting a little better, but I haven't been. Lunchbox?

Speaker 5:
[30:13] A Christmas Story.

Speaker 1:
[30:15] Okay, good. I think Eddie may win this one.

Speaker 4:
[30:18] I mean, so far...

Speaker 3:
[30:19] Not shocked.

Speaker 1:
[30:20] Going five for five. All right, hit it.

Speaker 2:
[30:23] Being excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!

Speaker 4:
[30:31] Oh, man. Amy, you don't know?

Speaker 1:
[30:34] Eddie, you have it.

Speaker 4:
[30:35] Yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 1:
[30:36] Eddie won. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4:
[30:37] Whoa, whoa, let's keep playing.

Speaker 1:
[30:38] Well, if you get it, it's over.

Speaker 4:
[30:40] I'm in.

Speaker 1:
[30:41] That's five.

Speaker 4:
[30:42] Don't give up.

Speaker 1:
[30:45] Lunchbox, do you have it?

Speaker 5:
[30:46] Play it again.

Speaker 1:
[30:49] Oh, Lunchbox, did you miss one?

Speaker 4:
[30:56] Man, you just gave up.

Speaker 1:
[30:56] That's on me.

Speaker 4:
[30:58] You're good.

Speaker 1:
[30:58] I didn't know he was in. He's still in.

Speaker 4:
[31:01] Excellent. Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 5:
[31:05] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Gosh.

Speaker 1:
[31:09] Three seconds.

Speaker 5:
[31:10] Oh, I got it.

Speaker 4:
[31:10] Why is he acting?

Speaker 5:
[31:11] No.

Speaker 1:
[31:12] Lunchbox answer?

Speaker 5:
[31:12] Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Speaker 1:
[31:14] That's correct.

Speaker 5:
[31:14] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[31:15] Eddie?

Speaker 4:
[31:15] Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Speaker 1:
[31:17] Amy?

Speaker 3:
[31:18] Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Speaker 1:
[31:19] Amy and I are out. So tiebreaker between you two.

Speaker 4:
[31:22] All right.

Speaker 5:
[31:22] I really wasn't talking because I was trying to get it. I wasn't trying to say I got them all right because I had no idea that when I was trying to concentrate. Let's go. Overtime.

Speaker 1:
[31:30] Buzz in with your answer as soon as you know it.

Speaker 9:
[31:32] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[31:33] Here we go.

Speaker 5:
[31:34] Here's Johnny.

Speaker 4:
[31:35] Eddie.

Speaker 9:
[31:36] Eddie.

Speaker 4:
[31:36] The Shining.

Speaker 1:
[31:37] Correct. I don't know. Is that right? I don't know that right? Yeah. That's the one with Jack Nicholson, right?

Speaker 2:
[31:43] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[31:44] Yeah. Do another one.

Speaker 2:
[31:46] I'm too old for this s***.

Speaker 4:
[31:49] Oh, I don't know that.

Speaker 1:
[31:50] What did he say? I'm too old for this blank.

Speaker 4:
[31:52] Eddie, I'll guess.

Speaker 1:
[31:53] Go.

Speaker 4:
[31:54] Die hard.

Speaker 1:
[31:55] Correct.

Speaker 9:
[31:56] Is it?

Speaker 1:
[31:56] I don't know.

Speaker 9:
[31:57] Lethal weapon. Oh, hold on. Hold on.

Speaker 1:
[32:00] He already won with The Shining. It's over. I already got it, dude. He already got it. We had seven. We had a tiebreaker.

Speaker 5:
[32:05] Oh, I thought we were doing two tiebreak. I thought.

Speaker 4:
[32:08] Sorry, man.

Speaker 1:
[32:09] Do another one.

Speaker 6:
[32:10] Inconceivable.

Speaker 9:
[32:12] Amy.

Speaker 1:
[32:12] Amy.

Speaker 3:
[32:12] Princess Bride.

Speaker 1:
[32:13] Correct.

Speaker 9:
[32:14] Good job.

Speaker 1:
[32:15] I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[32:17] That was right.

Speaker 1:
[32:18] Do another one.

Speaker 6:
[32:19] 106 miles to Chicago.

Speaker 1:
[32:21] We got a full tank of gas.

Speaker 9:
[32:25] Blue Brothers.

Speaker 1:
[32:25] Hey, say correct.

Speaker 9:
[32:28] Thank you.

Speaker 6:
[32:28] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[32:29] Eddie's our winner.

Speaker 6:
[32:29] Hit that song.

Speaker 1:
[33:01] Now, time for the morning corny.

Speaker 9:
[33:06] The morning corny.

Speaker 3:
[33:07] What do you call a UFO with a leak?

Speaker 1:
[33:10] I can't get there, I love UFOs too. What do you call a UFO with a leak?

Speaker 3:
[33:14] A crying saucer.

Speaker 9:
[33:20] That was the morning corny.

Speaker 3:
[33:22] You know, instead of flying.

Speaker 9:
[33:23] No, I got it. Yeah, we got it.

Speaker 1:
[33:27] All right, voicemail.

Speaker 9:
[33:28] I just wanted to call and talk to you guys about the amazing positive staffing changes you guys have made. The old guy who used to be part of the show was really negative, really angry, really upset. Didn't particularly care for me. Maybe want to turn off the radio, but I love this new guy. Daniel is amazing. He's a man of the people. He talks the way, you know, normal people talk. He does get a little bit grumpy here and there, but I think it's an amazing upgrade. Just wanted to share that with you. Thanks for making the positive staff change.

Speaker 1:
[33:58] Thank you for sharing that with us. For those that don't know, a lot of times Lunchbox isn't here and Daniel's here.

Speaker 5:
[34:04] No, he's not. Like guys, we gotta stop. Like this is getting stupid and old and dumb.

Speaker 1:
[34:09] Who is this?

Speaker 3:
[34:09] Daniel's getting angry.

Speaker 1:
[34:10] That's Lunchbox. No, no, that's Lunchbox talking.

Speaker 3:
[34:12] Well, who's angry Daniel?

Speaker 1:
[34:13] Well, that's, no.

Speaker 5:
[34:14] We gotta stop this. We gotta stop this.

Speaker 1:
[34:16] Lunchbox is angry. Daniel's one of us. Nice guy.

Speaker 5:
[34:20] Like who's ever?

Speaker 1:
[34:22] He's a changeout that he's talking about.

Speaker 5:
[34:23] Whoever's in charge of the voicemail, stop. Stop putting those in. Stop putting them in.

Speaker 1:
[34:28] Lunchbox doesn't want any Daniel mentions. What does Daniel want?

Speaker 5:
[34:34] He's moved on. He doesn't want to come to work every day.

Speaker 1:
[34:36] He was on Price is Right with a big name. He went national. Daniel went national with a big name tag that said Daniel on it. That's your doing.

Speaker 3:
[34:45] So if Daniel disappears, so does you ever going on Price is Right?

Speaker 1:
[34:49] Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3:
[34:50] We will never bring it up.

Speaker 1:
[34:51] Well, who we know is going on Price is Right is Daniel.

Speaker 4:
[34:55] Amy, that's a great point. We will never talk about it.

Speaker 3:
[34:57] Never. I mean, I don't even know.

Speaker 1:
[34:59] It will never be addressed. And if you're like, remember when I went on Price is Right? We're like, we don't, Lunchbox. Remember when Daniel went on Price is Right?

Speaker 5:
[35:05] No, guys, when you're talking about Price is Right, fine. But all other times, it's off limits. That's the compromise.

Speaker 4:
[35:12] So you never went on Price is Right?

Speaker 5:
[35:13] What did I just say, Eddie?

Speaker 4:
[35:15] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[35:16] Wow, he didn't.

Speaker 5:
[35:17] That's crazy. Did you listen to the words that came out of my... What did I say?

Speaker 4:
[35:22] As long as it's not Price is Right, you want to be called Lunchbox. That's what you said.

Speaker 5:
[35:26] Yes, but if we're talking about Price is Right... We can't have both.

Speaker 2:
[35:29] Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4:
[35:30] Do you not understand what we're saying?

Speaker 5:
[35:32] No, you're the idiot. You're like, so you never went on Price is Right? I'm like, no, when we're talking about Price is Right, fine.

Speaker 3:
[35:38] But right now, you're Lunchbox, so you didn't go. Unless you would have just admitted.

Speaker 1:
[35:42] We also are talking about Price is Right, Daniel, at the same time, because he's talking about, not talking about Price is Right. So he wore his name tag to Daniel on Price is Right.

Speaker 5:
[35:52] There was no other option. They would not let me wear in Lunchbox. That was it. They wouldn't let me go by that. So I can't tell the TV station, hey, man, guys, sorry, I don't want to be on it.

Speaker 1:
[36:02] That's great, man. I mean, that's great, Daniel.

Speaker 3:
[36:04] Daniel, if Lunchbox is what you want everywhere, then should he do like what that Meadow World piece did?

Speaker 1:
[36:10] Change your name legally. We'll call it to you. Or call it.

Speaker 4:
[36:14] Yes, do that.

Speaker 1:
[36:15] Change your name, Meadow. Oh, my God. Thank you for the voicemail. 877-77-BOBBY. Leave a voicemail anytime. 877-77-BOBBY. How many One Hit Wonders can you name? Can you give me five just right at the top of your head?

Speaker 3:
[36:33] Chombo Wamba.

Speaker 1:
[36:34] It's funny. That's the first one you go to. We talk about that in an episode of The Bobby Cast. What else you got?

Speaker 3:
[36:43] One Hit Wonder. Oh, blame it on the rain.

Speaker 1:
[36:46] They did multiple hits.

Speaker 3:
[36:46] They did?

Speaker 1:
[36:47] Melody Vanilli had that one. They had Blame It On. I think they had three. They also had Girl You Know. Oh, I'm singing your melody.

Speaker 2:
[36:53] Ooh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[36:53] I love you.

Speaker 4:
[36:54] Girl, you know it's true.

Speaker 2:
[36:55] Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Speaker 1:
[36:57] I love you.

Speaker 3:
[36:57] Oh, Oh, Achey Breaky Heart.

Speaker 1:
[36:59] So in the pop world, yes, but that's weird because they consider country a sub genre and he had hits in country music. I know. But in the pop world, yes, in the Billboard Hot 100, Achey Breaky Heart would be considered that in our world, not so much.

Speaker 3:
[37:12] Ice Ice Baby.

Speaker 4:
[37:13] Good one.

Speaker 1:
[37:13] That's a good one.

Speaker 3:
[37:14] Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:15] What you got? That's three. Give me two more.

Speaker 3:
[37:19] One Hit Wonder.

Speaker 1:
[37:20] You got it, Amy.

Speaker 3:
[37:23] Everybody I'm thinking of right now has another hit.

Speaker 1:
[37:25] Go for it.

Speaker 3:
[37:27] I can't because they're not going to come out of my mouth because I know they have more hits. Give me a hint.

Speaker 1:
[37:33] One we talked about was one, two, three, four, Mambo number five. Mambo number five. We did a whole episode. But it's up on the.

Speaker 3:
[37:41] Oh, Hey Macarena.

Speaker 1:
[37:43] Good. Now she's on a roll.

Speaker 4:
[37:45] She's on a roll now. Come on, Amy.

Speaker 1:
[37:48] We did a whole episode on Where Are They Now? One Hit Wonders. Just to kind of, because there's a million One Hit Wonders, but I just wanted to know what happened to everybody. Did you know in, I don't know which clip we're about to play, but Chumbawamba was never meant to be like a real group. They were an anarchy group. And so they made a song that fit and they had a hit and they were like, we can get inside then we can take over.

Speaker 3:
[38:08] I did not know that.

Speaker 1:
[38:08] I know. That's pretty crazy. So there's a Bobby cast. Where are they now? One Hit Wonders. Just play a clip of this. And if you like this, go pursue the episode. One Hit Wonder, Chumbawamba.

Speaker 4:
[38:19] Oh, Chumbawamba, the greatest One Hit Wonder. Tub thumping.

Speaker 1:
[38:23] Yeah. I get knocked down. Massive song. The reason that that was a crazy song. The video was crazy. All of the, it's absurd in my head, looking back at the video and that song. And the reason they didn't last is because they weren't supposed to last. They were like a bizarre anarchy punk band.

Speaker 4:
[38:42] Really?

Speaker 1:
[38:43] Yes. And they continued to make like anarchist music. They're anarchists.

Speaker 4:
[38:49] So was there message behind Tub Thumping that we didn't catch? Or was it simply, I get knocked down and I get up again.

Speaker 1:
[38:56] You ain't never gonna keep me down. Then they pissed the night away.

Speaker 4:
[39:01] They did. And then Danny Boy. Oh, Danny Boy. And then they go down, whiskey drink, vodka drink, cider drink.

Speaker 1:
[39:08] Not sure what the anarchist message in that was. They didn't really fail at being a pop band. They were never trying to be one to begin with. So the mainstream knew them and still knows them as the, I get knocked down band from that one song. But that song was basically a prank on the music system. Because they were like, how do I get inside the system? So they created like a song that the system would embrace. They felt like if they could get inside the system, they could then bring their anarchist views in music as one of the group being welcomed in. So it was basically a science experiment by Chumbawamba.

Speaker 4:
[39:46] That didn't work for me. Because I never went out to discover more Chumbawamba music. Like I was happy with tub thumping. You were good? I never went and did a Google search. I'm like, well, let me hear some more Chumbawamba.

Speaker 1:
[39:59] Interesting.

Speaker 4:
[40:01] Did you?

Speaker 1:
[40:01] I maybe not Chumbawamba, but I did chase Rites at Fred.

Speaker 4:
[40:05] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[40:05] And I don't have them on my list here.

Speaker 4:
[40:07] It's a good one.

Speaker 1:
[40:08] I'm too sexy. I did go buy that CD and it sucked.

Speaker 4:
[40:13] They got you, man.

Speaker 1:
[40:14] Back in the day, you had to buy a whole CD to get one song, basically. And I bought it and I was like, I got to explore more of this band.

Speaker 9:
[40:20] It sucked.

Speaker 4:
[40:21] You regret it.

Speaker 1:
[40:22] I was so disappointed in that. So they stayed active for years. They formally announced in 2012, they were ending the band. They were together 30 years.

Speaker 4:
[40:32] Dang.

Speaker 1:
[40:33] Billboard and other outlets covered the breakup. Former members moved into films, activism and other musical projects.

Speaker 4:
[40:40] Good.

Speaker 1:
[40:41] So they kept doing what they set out to do. But their whole story was we're a movement and their movement wasn't to have a hit. It was, we've created all this crazy music and I've heard some pre-tub thumping. It's all nuts.

Speaker 4:
[40:55] Really?

Speaker 1:
[40:55] Yeah. It's exactly what you think. Anarchist's message music would be.

Speaker 4:
[40:59] Punk music.

Speaker 1:
[41:00] And they kept making it after, but they wanted to create a hit that would get them in the system so they could then pollute the system. Wow.

Speaker 4:
[41:05] See, like I'd like to go back and see because I'm sure when that hit, it was like, let's tour, let's tour. And then I'm sure people went to these shows thinking like, all right, let's hear more of this man like and then hear tub thumping. That's cool. And then the rest be like, what is this?

Speaker 1:
[41:21] It was like me listening to Right Side Fred at CD.

Speaker 2:
[41:24] What is this?

Speaker 1:
[41:26] So the nugget in this one that I found is one of the biggest like bar drunk sing alongs of the 90s came from a band that were just trying to be provocative. That was the whole point of it. Their whole career makes sense whenever you look at them, whenever you zoom back out and go, they were just up to no, not up to no good. They were just up to trouble anyway for their message.

Speaker 4:
[41:49] Man, they were probably like, dude, it's working.

Speaker 1:
[41:51] Can you believe this is working? Next up, can you sing me the song from Blind Melon?

Speaker 4:
[41:57] Ooh, No Rain.

Speaker 1:
[42:04] I would say that was my favorite song for about five to seven years of my life.

Speaker 4:
[42:08] Wow, for that long?

Speaker 1:
[42:09] Like it was in the horse race of favorite songs through my life for about five to seven years, that was number one. So it's probably fallen down to like six or seven at this point.

Speaker 4:
[42:17] Yeah, it's been a bit.

Speaker 1:
[42:19] But I loved that song. I loved Blind Melon. I was somebody who chased more music from them. So it would be unfair for me. I'd be the person that would be in the comments going, they had more than one song.

Speaker 4:
[42:27] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[42:28] But really the bee girl video is what people remember from them.

Speaker 4:
[42:31] Of course the bee girl. They did have another song though, that I really liked. Cause I bought that album for sure.

Speaker 1:
[42:37] Do you know his name by the way? Oh, he died by the way.

Speaker 4:
[42:39] Yes. He's dead. His name is, hold on something coon. Is it Coons?

Speaker 1:
[42:44] Shannon Hoon.

Speaker 4:
[42:45] Shannon Hoons.

Speaker 1:
[42:47] He was the lead singer. He also did backing vocals in a bunch of Guns N Roses stuff.

Speaker 4:
[42:52] Really? I mean, that's similar voices. So that makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[42:55] One of the more tragic stories of the 10 that I looked up here, died from cocaine overdose in 1995 at the age of 28.

Speaker 4:
[43:05] Wow.

Speaker 1:
[43:06] That song is so positive, but that story from him and with him is very tragic. Their story is more never got the chance because of addiction more than fell off.

Speaker 4:
[43:18] He died after the success of No Rain. So it's not like No Rain came out and he was already dead.

Speaker 1:
[43:22] Correct. But that did happen to a Janice Joplin Janice freaking Joplin sad story never got to me and Bobby McGee was out after she knew who else had happened to Selena. Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 4:
[43:32] Well, you know, when she was about to crossover in English, they hadn't released her English stuff until she died. And then once her English stuff came out, it was huge.

Speaker 1:
[43:40] I'm going to need to be fact checked on this, you know, who else that happened to?

Speaker 4:
[43:43] Who else?

Speaker 1:
[43:44] Otis Redding.

Speaker 4:
[43:46] Otis Redding.

Speaker 1:
[43:46] I do not think sitting on the dock of the Bay hit until after he died.

Speaker 4:
[43:50] No way. And he's the one that died in a plane crash, plane crash in Wisconsin. Because I believe when we were on tour in Wisconsin, we saw the lake where his plane crashed.

Speaker 1:
[44:02] Great memory.

Speaker 4:
[44:03] Yeah, I mean, I just remember someone telling me that story.

Speaker 1:
[44:07] Well, we're just saying it, so we're hoping it's true. Fact checkers, he died before it was released. And did he die in a plane crash in Wisconsin? Nice work. He did.

Speaker 4:
[44:16] Thank you.

Speaker 1:
[44:17] Oh, but he did die in a plane crash.

Speaker 4:
[44:21] Good memory.

Speaker 1:
[44:22] That's crazy that all those people died before they, not Shannon Hoon, but Janis Joplin, Selena and Otis Redding died before their massive songs. I wonder, and I'd have to look back, but Janis Joplin, Oh, won't you buy me Mercedes-Benz? I wonder if that was like a mid hit for her before she died or if that also was released after she died.

Speaker 4:
[44:46] Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know. Do you remember Mercedes-Benz actually using that song in their commercials?

Speaker 1:
[44:51] Have you seen the documentary on Netflix?

Speaker 4:
[44:52] Yeah, so sad.

Speaker 1:
[44:53] It's so sad, but it's so good. It's called Janis, right?

Speaker 4:
[44:57] I don't know. I don't remember the name of it.

Speaker 1:
[44:58] It's so good.

Speaker 4:
[44:59] You know what was so shocking to me about that documentary is I didn't know her and Jerry Garcia had, they loved each other. I mean, I didn't I didn't even know they were together.

Speaker 1:
[45:07] The ice cream guy?

Speaker 4:
[45:08] That's Cherry. That's Cherry Garcia.

Speaker 1:
[45:10] Oh, my God.

Speaker 4:
[45:12] Grateful Dead, man.

Speaker 1:
[45:13] Yeah, because they lived in San Francisco together, right?

Speaker 6:
[45:15] Yes.

Speaker 4:
[45:16] But they I didn't know they were a thing, but they loved each other.

Speaker 1:
[45:20] All right. Voicemail.

Speaker 6:
[45:21] I'm just curious why it is that Eddie is worried about cancer by doing a testosterone test as opposed to getting a PSA test.

Speaker 1:
[45:32] I'm not familiar with what a PSA test is.

Speaker 4:
[45:35] I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1:
[45:35] I don't know what it means. So, what's on my mind googling that? Doing it. So, if you heard the show today, our results were delayed. So, get it? Sometimes labs, you know, they're under the crunch.

Speaker 4:
[45:47] I know. But now the stress has kind of built up a little more. What kind of stress?

Speaker 5:
[45:51] A PSA test is a blood test that measures the level of protein produced by the prostate gland, and it is primarily to screen for prostate cancer.

Speaker 1:
[46:01] I would say the reason of this bit wasn't to pursue any sort of data on if the guys have cancer. It was they were arguing over who has more testosterone, and we said, hey, let's just take blood and we'll see. But I do think like an extremely elevated testosterone or even, I would say, one that's very low would mean there are other health issues.

Speaker 4:
[46:24] Yeah, you got problems.

Speaker 1:
[46:25] So, yeah, it could actually turn into a PSA test possibly. If something comes back. Well, you're so freaked out about it.

Speaker 4:
[46:33] I am. I remember seeing an interview with a football player. I don't know who he plays with, but he found out he had testicular cancer because his testosterone levels were too high.

Speaker 1:
[46:43] They thought, he failed basically what they call a drug test. They were like, you failed a drug test. He's like, I don't take any drugs, nothing. They're like, no, no, your testosterone is so high. So they went deeper into it and found out it was only high because he had cancer.

Speaker 4:
[46:57] And when I saw that, I'm like, damn, that freaked me out.

Speaker 1:
[46:59] Yeah, but that's a great thing because they found it and fixed it.

Speaker 4:
[47:02] But nobody wants cancer, so it's just kind of like, well, that's true. And what do I find out? I have it.

Speaker 1:
[47:07] But again, if you do, that sucks. But you've got to find out.

Speaker 3:
[47:11] Knowledge is power. Early detection is everything.

Speaker 1:
[47:13] Denver Broncos linebacker Alex Singleton discovered he had testicular cancer in November 2025 after a random NFL drug test flagged him for abnormally high levels of testosterone. And so those are levels associated with doping. And so he's like, I didn't dope. So they went into it deeper. It turns out they, they detected an early tumor. And so successful. Surgery was good.

Speaker 4:
[47:36] Yeah. He's still playing.

Speaker 1:
[47:38] So, but you just gave an example of that was negative, but it's actually positive.

Speaker 4:
[47:42] I know. I know. We talked about this too, a while back. It's called the fear of finding out. Fofo. Remember we talked about that a while back. Like that's kind of what I have. I've always lived with Fofo.

Speaker 3:
[47:52] Live with WTW. Wait to worry. Like you're worried about something that hasn't even happened.

Speaker 1:
[47:56] Live with STFU.

Speaker 4:
[47:58] What is that?

Speaker 1:
[47:59] Oh my goodness. Shut up. Yeah. So hopefully, tomorrow we will get the results. Are you more scared that you lose or more scared that you're sick?

Speaker 4:
[48:11] I don't care about losing.

Speaker 1:
[48:13] Okay. Now I think he's just doing this. So when he does lose, he can say, I don't care.

Speaker 4:
[48:16] No, no, no. I do think I'm gonna win.

Speaker 1:
[48:17] You've just been like, I'm gonna win. I think you've looked stuff in the mirror and now you're like, I don't think I'm gonna win.

Speaker 4:
[48:22] No, I think I'm gonna win.

Speaker 1:
[48:24] Okay. That hopefully, I feel good that it will be tomorrow.

Speaker 5:
[48:31] This story comes to us from San Antonio, Texas. A 24 year old man went out for some drinks on Friday night and he goes to pay for another one. They're like, sorry, sir, your card's been declined. He's like, oh no, no, no way. Try it again. Like, sorry, it's declined. We can't give you any more alcohol. We're gonna have to ask you to leave. And he's like, yeah, yeah, that's fine. He goes out to his car, gets in the car, starts to drive away, rolls down the window, pulls out the gun, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, just fire shots into the bar because they denied his credit card.

Speaker 1:
[49:01] Anybody get hit?

Speaker 5:
[49:02] No one got hit.

Speaker 1:
[49:03] I'm surprised he got in his car and drove off because it sounds like he's drunk anyway.

Speaker 8:
[49:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[49:08] Not a good idea.

Speaker 1:
[49:09] Yeah, there's just a lot of things here. Bad credit card and drunk and probably not a registered gun in his name. I would imagine a guy like that's not legally with a gun. All right.

Speaker 5:
[49:21] I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1:
[49:25] All right. Voicemail. Let's go.

Speaker 6:
[49:26] Oh man. So I'm sitting here listening to Friday, part one and I can't believe I just heard Eddie downplay the whole not sending me some salsa situation. That salsa was going to change my life. I was so excited. You don't even understand. I mean, I wouldn't even have minded if it did taste like brisket. At least I would have got some. I mean, I've never given up.

Speaker 1:
[49:48] All right, this is a listener who Eddie has promised salsa to. Eddie will not mail it to him. Eddie has downplayed it. A couple of things have happened though. One, Eddie made a batch of bad salsa.

Speaker 4:
[49:57] It wasn't bad. It was different. And Amy called it out. It wasn't bad, right?

Speaker 1:
[50:02] It tastes like meat. No salsa should taste like meat.

Speaker 4:
[50:05] Well, brisket is a great flavor.

Speaker 3:
[50:07] It is.

Speaker 1:
[50:07] Yeah, so is ice cream. I don't want ice cream salsa.

Speaker 3:
[50:09] Exactly. You can't dip a chip into something that looks red and it's supposed to taste saucy and then it's ice cream.

Speaker 4:
[50:16] Why did you eat like 20 chips with it?

Speaker 3:
[50:19] Okay, back up. It was like three chips. You know you're exaggerating. We have witnesses.

Speaker 4:
[50:24] She kept eating and said, wait a minute, this doesn't taste right.

Speaker 1:
[50:26] Yeah, because she's trying to figure out what it is. If there's somebody who tastes at a high level, it's Amy.

Speaker 3:
[50:31] Yeah, and you're exactly right, Bobby. I had to keep eating so that I could determine what it was. And by the time I walked out of the room, I nailed it.

Speaker 4:
[50:40] You did nail it.

Speaker 1:
[50:41] So your last batch is bad.

Speaker 4:
[50:43] It wasn't bad.

Speaker 1:
[50:44] You're only as good as your last batch, what they say in the salsa world. And also you should send this listener some. I still stand by that.

Speaker 4:
[50:49] Against what my lawyer said? Sure.

Speaker 1:
[50:52] You literally don't have a lawyer.

Speaker 4:
[50:53] My lawyer said it's not smart to send someone fresh food like that. If they get sick, they can sue you.

Speaker 1:
[51:01] What if he mails us a waiver, then you mail him back the salsa.

Speaker 4:
[51:04] We get them one in like a year.

Speaker 1:
[51:05] Hey, you guys can leave us a voicemail, 877-77-BOBBY. That's our number, 877-77-BOBBY. We are done. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, everybody. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reid Yarberry. Scuba Steve, executive producer. Ray Mundo, head of production. I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is MrBobbyBones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.