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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Stream on YouTube, search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 2:
[00:03] We're on right now on YouTube, Dave Ryan TV. If you feel like you must watch us. That's kind of cool. What do those DJs look like in... Oh. Do you know how many people have said, oh, Dave, you got a face for radio. Like, I haven't heard that joke before.
Speaker 3:
[00:23] What's that?
Speaker 4:
[00:24] Don't say I haven't heard that one before.
Speaker 2:
[00:25] Yeah, we've heard that a million times, like, oh, yeah, well, you got a personality for a...
Speaker 3:
[00:29] A butt.
Speaker 2:
[00:30] For a butt. It's Dave and Jenny and Bailey and Vaughn and you. Thanks for being here. We've got Demi Lovato tickets for you coming up. It's another beautiful day today, somewhere around 80 for a high. It's not going to last, so make sure you get outside and enjoy it.
Speaker 1:
[00:47] You were talking to us about concert tickets yesterday. Did you have some update with that?
Speaker 2:
[00:52] So, I'm embarrassed, but I'm going to tell you, it all worked out. So, here's what happened. I ordered tickets for the band America, which is coming to state theater tomorrow night. So, they did this song, and you probably know this song or you know this song. Hold on, here it is. I know it's totally music that your parents probably love, but I love it. So, I bought tickets last November and spent $600. I go on Ticketmaster yesterday or the day before, and they're not there, and I'm like, what? So, I call Ticketmaster. I'm making this story really short. They're like, no, you did not buy tickets from us. We don't see them. I'm like, I got ripped off. So, with a couple of phone calls, I found my tickets. They were from another app, TicketSmarter. And I thought that was just a con scam kind of a website, because it looks like Ticketmaster. And I looked it up, and you guys looked it up too, and they said there's a lot of complaints about TicketSmarter, that they had bad customer service, and they deliberately confuse you by thinking you're ordering from Ticketmaster. Got on the phone with some guy, very kind, but somewhat impatient fella from TicketSmarter. And he said, yeah, I'll mail you your tickets. So I looked in my mailbox, and sure enough, there they were.
Speaker 5:
[02:07] Wow. Now, I hope when you show up though that they work.
Speaker 2:
[02:11] Well, the same. I'm convinced they will, because when you open tickets, they are not stationary. They have that little scanny back and forth thing that's swinging back and forth like a pendulum. And you can't screenshot it. So you're right. I hope when we show up, they don't go, well, I'm sorry. There's somebody in your seats. These are fake. But I'm convinced that they're real. So that was the update.
Speaker 1:
[02:34] I was at the chiropractor yesterday, and he had just gone to Vegas. So we were kind of chatting about Vegas and reminiscing over some stories. And I realized that I have no desire to go there anymore. But the last time I went there, it was so crazy, because I mean, I was young. And, you know, like the last 24, 36 hours I was there, I went from getting up after a night out at the club, going to a pool party, meeting a group of like guys at a bastard party, going back to their hotel and partying literally the entire rest of the night until the early morning hours, and didn't get to the airport till like 30 minutes before our flight was taken off.
Speaker 2:
[03:14] 30 minutes, what a great time though.
Speaker 1:
[03:16] We didn't go to bed, we just gambled, we partied, we drank, we went to a strip club, like all the things.
Speaker 2:
[03:21] Can I ask you a question? Because, I mean, you hear people go, yeah, I was partying in Las Vegas with a bunch of guys that I met. What does that mean? Because I've never been to a party. I mean, it's like, oh, yeah, I mean, to me, a party is like you're drinking out of a red solo cup and you got a keg of beer in the background. And that's a party.
Speaker 1:
[03:39] That's what I would assume.
Speaker 2:
[03:40] But that's not what's going on in the the guys hotel room. What is a party?
Speaker 1:
[03:46] I mean, this got a little out of hand because we were very young at the time, but I mean, yeah, we were the 25. So I would say, you know, like it was just a lot of alcohol, a lot of booze in, a lot of dancing, a lot of music. Some people hooked up with some of the guys.
Speaker 2:
[04:03] So you sneak into the bathroom and hook up, or you go back to the, yeah, really?
Speaker 1:
[04:06] Yeah, no, there was like two people who hooked up in the bathroom, which it was like a giant bathroom that had a big jacuzzi and like plenty of space for plenty of activities.
Speaker 2:
[04:13] And no shame, just jealousy. Yeah. So you meet again, not you, but you're like one of your friends would meet a guy and be like, you know, making out or whatever in a couple of shots or whatever, and you sneak off into the bathroom to hook up.
Speaker 1:
[04:25] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[04:25] That's what, I mean, I've never been to that kind of a party.
Speaker 1:
[04:29] I would say partying just all depends. It depends because it's like, I have friends who are way too old, and they go to quote unquote afters all the time. And it's basically like a warehouse rave after a concert they already went to that went until 2 a.m. And then they go and they party more at like a rave and a warehouse that's open and drink. And so that's probably a little bit more of the vibe of like a red solo cup having cocktails or whatever.
Speaker 5:
[04:52] What? A rave is more the vibe of a red solo cup having cocktails?
Speaker 1:
[04:57] Well, amongst other things that they're consuming.
Speaker 5:
[04:58] Like, gosh, I've never been invited to any of those things.
Speaker 1:
[05:01] Well, that one is our like word of mouth.
Speaker 5:
[05:04] So it's hard to get into those wording to me.
Speaker 2:
[05:07] Well, the same with me. I mean, I've been to parties and a birthday party and whatever. But it's usually like, okay, you stand in somebody's living room and you drink out of a red solo cup and you chat and then you eat and you get a little bit hammered or whatever. But when you say partying in Las Vegas, to me, that's a mystery. I've never been to Las Vegas and met people that have like, yeah, hey, come up to our room later.
Speaker 1:
[05:29] Yeah, you just go with the flow. I mean, we hung out at the room for a while and then I went to the strip club with some of the guys. The other girls went back and took a nap, I think, but I was Jenny and party girl back then. I was like, let's go, let's go to the strip club. And then we came back and then we hung out and the guys did some gambling, had more drinks, obviously, because they feed you free booze when you're gambling. Just to, it was a full like 36 hours of drinking that I'll never ever do again. That was my last time in Vegas and I don't ever need to go back.
Speaker 2:
[06:00] I wonder if there's like 42 year old, like, you know, women who go out for a girls weekend and party with a bunch of like 30 year old guys in their hotel room. I'll bet there are so many stories about that.
Speaker 1:
[06:13] Yeah, I bet you everything happens in Vegas.
Speaker 5:
[06:16] I just think there's different meanings to the word party for different people. Because if somebody came up to me and they're like, hey, do you want to go party this weekend? I would literally think we were going to, I don't know, rent a cabin and then maybe there would be wine there and we would have coloring books.
Speaker 1:
[06:32] Oh, my definition would be like we'd go out into the North Loop, have like some nice fancy cocktails. By the end of the night, we're at Cussie's shooting fireball. That would be my definition now of like, do you want to go party?
Speaker 6:
[06:44] Interesting.
Speaker 2:
[06:45] Okay, just a life we've never been privy to.
Speaker 6:
[06:48] If anyone wants to invite me to party, no one ever has.
Speaker 2:
[06:52] I'll bring Dungeons and Dragons. Oh, fine. All right. We are coming back in a second on KDWB. We're going to play a little game for Demi Lovato tickets. Actually, it's coming up in about another 30 minutes or so. We'll play Name That Tune coming up next on KDWB. It is one hour commercial free. I will tell you this, during that hour, we're going to talk to a woman at about 7.35, who I think is going to say something that will, like, you'll either completely agree or you'll be angry the rest of the day. I don't know. We'll talk to her coming up at about 7.35. All here on KDWB, and we're on live right now on DRTV on the YouTube, and you can check that out. We are giving away Demi Lovato tickets coming up in a while. We are just enjoying this time of the year, where it's gorgeous and it's going to be warm today. Get outside and go for a walk or do something outside. Your dog would love to go for a walk. Yeah. Bernie's so cute. He understands so many words. I'll be like, you want to go for a walk? And he's one of those dogs that he knows what you're talking about, and he'll turn his head to the side like, huh?
Speaker 7:
[07:58] Huh? Huh?
Speaker 6:
[07:59] What's that?
Speaker 2:
[07:59] You want to go outside?
Speaker 6:
[08:00] Huh?
Speaker 2:
[08:01] And you wonder whether it's the tone of your voice. He knows you're talking to him, because I never say to Susan, do you want to go for a walk?
Speaker 6:
[08:07] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[08:07] I'll say, hey, you want to go for a walk?
Speaker 5:
[08:08] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[08:09] But with Bernie, he'll recognize the tone.
Speaker 5:
[08:10] You want to go for a walk?
Speaker 6:
[08:11] Huh?
Speaker 2:
[08:13] Who wants a treat?
Speaker 4:
[08:14] Who's a good boy? Huh?
Speaker 5:
[08:16] My sister had a dog where you could ask him one question. You could say anything.
Speaker 6:
[08:19] You'd be like, are you a stupid idiot?
Speaker 5:
[08:21] And if you said it in that way, he'd tilt his head to one side, and then you would ask him another question in the same cadence, and he would tilt it to the other side, and then you could just go on and on forever, and he'd tilt his head to one.
Speaker 2:
[08:31] Tilt his head to the other side.
Speaker 1:
[08:32] I've done that before, because I know, yes, they react to the tone of your voice, but then I feel bad when I say something like, are you a stupid idiot?
Speaker 8:
[08:39] Are you just stupid idiot?
Speaker 2:
[08:41] I'm not going to insult Bernie by doing that. So, all right, we're going to play a little game here. This is a round featuring these artists' first, first hit songs. Oh, wow, okay. This is the first song that this well-known artist had way back in the day. And as a little clue, I'll give you the year on each one. All right. But we're going to change it up. You're going to go first today. Wow.
Speaker 4:
[09:14] Is it my birthday?
Speaker 2:
[09:16] Let's try it. Here we go. Vaunt, you're going first on the round of firsts.
Speaker 4:
[09:21] Good luck, Bailey.
Speaker 5:
[09:22] Good luck, Vaunt.
Speaker 2:
[09:23] In 2009, this song title met something completely different than what it means now. So hurry and name this song. The Clock is Ticking.
Speaker 4:
[09:35] I think I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 5:
[09:38] Oh, I was going to say Wyandett. Vaunt, name that tune.
Speaker 4:
[09:48] That is Kesha TikTok. Yep.
Speaker 2:
[09:52] Hey, Bailey, to you. It is the first hit by this artist that everybody knows who they are and they're big now. Back in 2010, this artist reassured you that you don't have to change for him. Back in 2010, this artist reassured you that you don't have to change for him. How many seconds do you need, Bailey?
Speaker 5:
[10:15] I'm going to say I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 4:
[10:19] I was going to say two seconds. Bailey, name that tune.
Speaker 5:
[10:29] I know it's Bruno Mars, and it's a...
Speaker 4:
[10:32] You have so many options.
Speaker 5:
[10:35] Because this is not what I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 2:
[10:37] You have three seconds.
Speaker 5:
[10:40] I just got to come up with a...
Speaker 2:
[10:42] Oh, sorry, Vaunt for the Steel.
Speaker 5:
[10:48] Perfect.
Speaker 9:
[10:49] Perfect by Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 5:
[10:51] Fumbled!
Speaker 2:
[10:52] Okay. Vaunt, back to you.
Speaker 4:
[10:55] All right.
Speaker 2:
[10:55] Here we go. This is a round of first hits from all of these artists. Let's go in the direction of 2011 and name this tune. Let's go in the direction of 2011 and name this tune, Vaunt.
Speaker 4:
[11:12] That doesn't feel like much of a clue at all, except the year. I think I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 5:
[11:24] I think I can name it in one. How? Because I know the clue.
Speaker 4:
[11:27] Bailey, name that tune.
Speaker 5:
[11:32] That is, What Makes You Beautiful.
Speaker 2:
[11:37] Okay. Next one, Vaunt. This goes to, I'm sorry, Bailey, this goes to you. This first song from this artist. Oh, wait, I'll start over again. This is the best song from this artist, according to me, came out in 2016 when her record company made her dye her hair green. This best song from this artist, according to me, came out in 2016 when her record company made her dye her hair green.
Speaker 5:
[12:14] It's funny, because Vought and I were actually talking about this song the other day. I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 4:
[12:21] Little confused, so I can name that tune in two seconds. Bailey, name that tune.
Speaker 5:
[12:27] Well, that's like a half a second, but I know it. That, my friend, is Ocean Eyes.
Speaker 2:
[12:39] I love that song. It's the best song she ever did. Oh, it's so beautiful.
Speaker 5:
[12:42] I love that whole album that that song is on. It's so good.
Speaker 4:
[12:45] Wait, that's the first Billie Eilish song?
Speaker 2:
[12:46] First hit song. Yes.
Speaker 4:
[12:47] Wow.
Speaker 2:
[12:48] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[12:48] I've never heard that song until you.
Speaker 2:
[12:51] Seriously.
Speaker 4:
[12:51] Oh, I'm also not Billie Eilish's demo, so.
Speaker 2:
[12:54] OK, I'm not either.
Speaker 4:
[12:57] All right.
Speaker 1:
[12:57] Dave loves that song.
Speaker 2:
[12:59] Vought, here we go. These are first hit songs from these big artists. From back in 2005, this song loosely translates into Play It Again.
Speaker 4:
[13:17] I can name that tune in three seconds.
Speaker 5:
[13:19] Oh, I said two seconds.
Speaker 4:
[13:21] Bailey, name that tune. OK.
Speaker 5:
[13:29] From Mr. DJ Grump, it's Ponday Replay.
Speaker 2:
[13:37] Mr. DJ Grump, here we go with the next round of first songs by Big Artists. Bailey, this 2008 song encourages you to rumba, polka, or even do the worm. Oh, I'll read it to you again. This 2008 song encourages you to rumba, polka, or even do the worm.
Speaker 5:
[14:03] I can name that tune in one second.
Speaker 4:
[14:06] Well, dang, Bailey. Give somebody a chance.
Speaker 1:
[14:08] I'm sorry. You guys are on the one second train today.
Speaker 5:
[14:11] These are all of the songs that I know.
Speaker 4:
[14:13] I was going to say five seconds. Bailey, name that tune.
Speaker 2:
[14:16] Okay, one second.
Speaker 1:
[14:17] Yeah. That is...
Speaker 2:
[14:30] That was her first song. I didn't really know that was her first song.
Speaker 4:
[14:33] I know, it's a great song.
Speaker 5:
[14:34] All these came out when I was in high school. This is great.
Speaker 2:
[14:37] Pretty much, yeah, 2009, 10, 11.
Speaker 4:
[14:40] I was in elementary.
Speaker 2:
[14:41] 16, 05, right. All right, Vaughn's back to you. Here's your clue for a first song from a big artist. You don't have to be 16 years old to name this 2021 song, but it helps.
Speaker 4:
[14:56] 2021.
Speaker 2:
[14:57] You don't have to be 16 years old to name this 2021 song, but it helps.
Speaker 4:
[15:05] I think confidently I can name that soon in. I must say two seconds.
Speaker 5:
[15:10] I said three, so Vaughn, Name That Tune.
Speaker 4:
[15:19] What did she get? Driver's license.
Speaker 2:
[15:25] Okay, final round on the first hit songs from legendary artists. Well, some are legendary. Some are probably going to be one day. Well, hop in the way back machine, Bailey, and travel with me to 1985. And you can sit and wonder whether you're correct. I'll read it to you again. Hop in the way back machine, Bailey, travel with me to 1985, and you can sit and wonder whether you're correct.
Speaker 5:
[16:07] Okay, I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4:
[16:10] I also said to Bailey, go ahead, name that tune.
Speaker 2:
[16:16] Let me start over. User error, here we go.
Speaker 5:
[16:25] That's a hard one.
Speaker 2:
[16:26] You know it, though, I promise you know it.
Speaker 5:
[16:28] I probably do know it, but do I know it from the first two seconds?
Speaker 4:
[16:30] Oh, I think I know it. Not confidently, but I think I do.
Speaker 5:
[16:37] Yeah, I don't, it's not what I thought it was based on the clue.
Speaker 2:
[16:41] Three seconds, Bailey.
Speaker 5:
[16:42] Yeah, I don't know it. Vaughn, do you know it?
Speaker 4:
[16:45] Is that I want to dance with somebody?
Speaker 2:
[16:46] No, I'm sorry, you're close, though. It is Whitney Houston.
Speaker 5:
[16:49] Is it How Will I Know?
Speaker 2:
[16:50] I'm going to give you yes, it is How Will I Know. Okay, here's the decision point. You got to decide whether you want to hear the entire song, TikTok, Just the Way You Are, What Makes You Beautiful, Ocean Eyes, Pond to Replay, Just Dance, Driver's License, or How Will I Know? Guys, discuss, confer, figure it out, decide what you want to do.
Speaker 4:
[17:18] Oh, hey, Dave, we're here.
Speaker 2:
[17:20] I heard that.
Speaker 4:
[17:21] We're here, Dave. Yeah. I think you'll be very pleased by our choice. We're choosing Bailey Island's Ocean Eyes.
Speaker 2:
[17:25] Are you choosing Ocean Eyes? I love it. Great choice, guys. Play it again, oh god, that song gives me chills.
Speaker 1:
[17:39] It's so good.
Speaker 2:
[17:40] That song was never that big of a radio hit, but that's the best song Billie Eilish ever did.
Speaker 1:
[17:45] It really is so good, we don't even have it in the system.
Speaker 4:
[17:47] Yeah, we have to load it manually. I thought Billie Eilish's first song that popped off was Bad Guy.
Speaker 5:
[17:52] It's on the same album.
Speaker 2:
[17:54] Yeah, but this was her first release, but never really took off.
Speaker 4:
[17:58] Can I tell you, yesterday I was watching this video of Sabrina Carpenter has been making music for like 10 years before Espresso popped off, right? And it was a video of one of her old songs, it was like Disney Channel type of lyrics like, I love my mama and mama loves father. It was something stupid like that. And it was somebody saying, no wonder it took Sabrina Carpenter 10 years to pop off. And it's funny because now she never sings any of those songs pre-Espresso era. It's true.
Speaker 2:
[18:19] Oh no, it's not her image and she performs in her underpants. I mean, seriously, it's like, wow, all right, let's get into Dave's dirt on 101.3 KDWB. I want to see it, but now people are saying it's kind of lame. Michael Jackson biopic opens up this weekend. It'll probably make about 60 million. That is despite the opinion of the professional movie critics, only a third of them gave him a positive review. They say that his nephew is the reason to see it. He dazzles, they say, in a role that has him lip syncing to remastered versions. So they are the real Michael Jackson singing. They're just remastered. For example, IGN, a critic site, says it makes Michael Jackson the king of pop and one of the most controversial electric groundbreaking figures of the century utterly boring. Another one says it's glossy, sanitized, and surprisingly dull. The BBC gave it one star for being a bland and barely competent daytime TV movie. Another said it's ghoulish, soulless cash grab by the Jackson family in a frustratingly shallow film. That's the problem. When the family or the artist makes their own biopic, they wash it up and clean it up and polish it. So they leave out all the parts that would make it interesting.
Speaker 4:
[19:42] Yeah, I heard a big part of the reason it's not doing good is because, you know, a lot of the drama Michael Jackson was in isn't included in the movie, but it stops before that all happens. And I think they confirmed the Michael Jackson too. So it should be addressed in the two, but people are like, no, I want it in this one. Yeah, of course. George Jackson, I don't even think is mentioned in this one, which, weren't they close?
Speaker 5:
[20:02] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[20:03] I truly don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[20:04] I mean, they performed together throughout their adult lives.
Speaker 2:
[20:07] Did they, though? Where do you find that?
Speaker 6:
[20:11] They did Scream together.
Speaker 5:
[20:12] I know that.
Speaker 2:
[20:12] Oh, OK, all right.
Speaker 5:
[20:13] Yeah, and probably one other. My sister would know.
Speaker 2:
[20:15] I don't know. OK, sure.
Speaker 1:
[20:17] Alex Cooper is the host of Caller Daddy, but she also has a pretty big podcast empire that she's built called Unwell. However, there are all kinds of reports coming out from Bloomberg that employees at the Caller Daddy Unwell Network have some harsh words for her husband, who is, I don't know exactly what his role is, but he's high up there. So they said that Matt Kaplan has repeatedly yelled at staff and created a tense work environment, and he oversees the company. It's day-to-day operations. That's what he does. And one former employee said that he berated workers on set of the Unwell Winter Games, and then he threatened they'd never work in Hollywood again if they made mistakes. The report says a veteran crew member broke down in tears, and others threatened to quit on the spot. And there's just so much drama going on with Alex Cooper versus Alex Earl right now, and all these other like fake celebrities have gotten involved from Barstool as well. And so like this is not painting Alex Cooper to be a good person, because Alex Earl has basically been saying for the last year that Alex Cooper's not great. So now add this into it. And it's like, exactly.
Speaker 4:
[21:26] Yo, I cut to Dave on the live stream as soon as he did that. I need to clip that video.
Speaker 5:
[21:33] So Jamie Ding is the guy who's playing Jeopardy right now, and he's setting a bunch of records that are, he's slowly like inching his way towards Ken Jennings status. So right now, Jamie Ding just won his 28th game. His total winnings so far are $775,000. He's already bested Ken Jennings with the most correct responses in a single game, 45. And he has earned top $42,000 in one game, which surpassed Ken Jennings' 22-year record of $39,000 won in a single game. So Ken Jennings, he won 74 straight games. So there's still like a gap of time of wins to make it to that record. But Ken Jennings says he would be very excited if Jamie Ding breaks his record and he is hoping it happens while he is hosting Jeopardy.
Speaker 4:
[22:26] Dave and I have been watching The Pit. And so Taylor Dearden, who plays Dr. Mel King on the show, was on Jimmy Fallon. They did a scene in the season two finale where her and Dr. Santos sang Alanis Morissette. And Dr. Mel King got a very, very special shout out from Alanis. Here's her on Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2:
[22:43] I got it. Give me a second. I got it right here.
Speaker 10:
[22:46] Do you do karaoke in real life?
Speaker 11:
[22:47] No, I'm afraid to sing.
Speaker 10:
[22:49] You're afraid to sing?
Speaker 11:
[22:50] I'm afraid to sing, yes. There's something that is different when it's like a character. And it's not really me. I don't know why, but I've been told I was a terrible singer for a lot of my life.
Speaker 10:
[23:02] Wow. Well, dude, you did pretty great in this scene in Alanis Morissette. Thank you. I will tell you that. Alanis Morissette herself posted, occasion Dr. Santos, Dr. King. You got the thumbs up. You got the thumbs up for the one and only, Alanis Morissette. Come on.
Speaker 2:
[23:19] I must have missed that episode. I don't remember that episode.
Speaker 4:
[23:21] It's a season two finale.
Speaker 2:
[23:22] Season two finale?
Speaker 4:
[23:24] I haven't seen it yet.
Speaker 1:
[23:25] How far are you right now, Dave?
Speaker 2:
[23:26] I'm about three episodes into season where but the season two.
Speaker 1:
[23:31] Yeah, I just watched the first episode. I did start it yesterday. However, I started at like five p.m. And there was already a lot of like real kind of gross scenes with blood and legs twisted one way that they shouldn't be. And I couldn't really handle it at that point. It is good. So I took a break. And then I finished it like later in the evening. And I like it so far. It was a little bit too much of like the medical stuff. I can't wait for like maybe some drama to start.
Speaker 2:
[23:56] It does. It's yeah. It goes from room to room to room. There's different sorts of drama. Each room has got its own story.
Speaker 4:
[24:03] But it's a little less drama than like a Grey's Anatomy.
Speaker 1:
[24:05] Okay, which I assumed, which I do like. I don't need a Grey's Anatomy. However, I already felt anxiety like being there, just from like being in an ER room myself and stuff. And to see that, and that's how ER rooms are run. It's just crazy. But I do have one question. Is it called The Pit because that's just what the main doctor names it? Or is that that's a hospital name?
Speaker 4:
[24:29] No, that's not what the hospital's name. One, they're in Pittsburgh, but also because I guess they're very understaffed. It's a very understaffed ER, and that's what Dr. Robbie, the main doctor, calls it.
Speaker 1:
[24:38] Got it.
Speaker 4:
[24:39] But not to beat the dead horse. The reason I think you feel anxiety from it is because it's literally in real time, every episode is one hour. It's essentially not one hour in our time, or I guess it is, but one hour in their day, and the season is one shift. So it literally takes you through every detail of their day.
Speaker 1:
[24:54] That's what I was wondering because I saw the titles of all the episodes, like 7 a.m., 8 a.m., and I was like, oh my gosh, is this one season only gonna be over the course of a day?
Speaker 4:
[25:02] Yes, that's exactly how it works. So that's why it feels so real and practical.
Speaker 1:
[25:06] Interesting, okay.
Speaker 2:
[25:07] Yeah, it's genius, it really is. Elizabeth Smart is in the dirt today for a very positive reason. Remember, she was the one who was kidnapped at age 14 and suffered daily abuse for nine months, and everybody thought she was dead because she disappeared. She was the young Mormon girl kidnapped by a crazy person who thought he was the messiah, and then all of a sudden she turned up and she's fine, and she's married, and now she's become a bodybuilder. She has entered four competitions, she posted on the gram, I'm so proud of my body, I want to celebrate it, my body has carried me through every worst day, every hellish grueling experience, it created and nurtured three beautiful children, my body has risen to every single challenge and carried me through, so I refuse to be ashamed of it. And you can go look at pictures, I mean, I don't know much about bodybuilding or fitness modeling, but she looks amazing.
Speaker 1:
[26:04] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[26:04] I mean, she's like got the ultra ridiculous tan and the ultra ridiculous oil, and she's doing the poses, but wow, good for her. I really had no idea.
Speaker 1:
[26:12] Yeah, that is awesome.
Speaker 2:
[26:13] And that is it for The Dirt on KDWB. We'll have Demi Lovato tickets for you coming up in a little bit. Stay here to win on KDWB. Erica, I was told that I have to talk to you about something, and it's urgent, so. Erica, what is going on right now? What do you want to tell us?
Speaker 12:
[26:32] Okay, guys, you won't believe this. I'm going to make a bold statement, and you probably won't agree, but I'm going to tell you it's 100% true.
Speaker 2:
[26:39] Okay.
Speaker 12:
[26:39] Women cheat more than men, is my opinion. Women cheat.
Speaker 2:
[26:45] Okay, women cheat more than men. Give me your experience to back it up.
Speaker 12:
[26:50] Sure, I think they're better at it. Guys are just super clueless. I'd say two thirds of the people I know, are friends or family are cheating. And one of my girlfriends has been married since she was 25. And now that she's 32, she's been cheating on her husband for the last year. She met a guy at the gym and they started hooking up. And for instance, my sister, my sister has a boyfriend and she's on him. Not consistently, but she likes to travel and she has vacation romances. She's really social, so she likes to meet new people a lot. And if she has a spark with someone and she cheats.
Speaker 2:
[27:28] Even though, does she feel guilty about it? I mean, does she like, I mean, obviously not.
Speaker 12:
[27:35] I don't think so.
Speaker 2:
[27:36] Okay. What about you, Judgy Judgerson? What about you?
Speaker 12:
[27:44] Yeah, so I cheated on my last husband, but I'm not with my current husband. I've been married to him for five years. So yeah, I just, I think women cheat more than men, but they just don't know it.
Speaker 2:
[27:59] So guys are clueless because we're thinking like, you know, nobody would cheat on me because I'm the world's best husband, boyfriend, lover, fiance.
Speaker 5:
[28:07] I wonder if they're not actually better at, or they cheat more, but they're just better at it.
Speaker 2:
[28:12] What do you mean?
Speaker 5:
[28:12] Like men and women cheat the same amount, but women get away with it because they can be sneaky about it versus men who, I don't know, botch it somehow.
Speaker 6:
[28:21] And they're like, oh, I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 2:
[28:23] I will tell you this one, usually it's guys on War of the Roses who are cheating, and not as many women. We get maybe ratio of like one to five. Yeah. Five cheating guys to one cheating woman.
Speaker 5:
[28:34] But they're only telling us the story from their point of view. So like, what if one of these women is calling in, she's like, hey, my boyfriend's cheating on me, can you catch him? But in her life, she's also cheated.
Speaker 6:
[28:44] You don't know. We don't know.
Speaker 2:
[28:45] I'll never forget we were on the very first Booty Cruise, and there was a reality TV star that was a big name back in the day, like 20 years ago. And she was talking to our psychic, Gary Spivey, and I was eavesdropping, kind of, I overheard. When is my boyfriend still cheating on me? And Gary said, yeah, but you're still cheating on him too. And the look on her face.
Speaker 12:
[29:09] Exactly.
Speaker 2:
[29:11] So you might be on to something there. So you think, what percentage of women do you think are cheating?
Speaker 12:
[29:18] Like, 80%? 80%?!
Speaker 1:
[29:20] Erica, surround yourself with some better people, my God.
Speaker 2:
[29:25] Well, I think a lot of people, they don't, I've known women who have cheated.
Speaker 1:
[29:29] I'm not saying that people don't cheat, but I just like, I don't believe that that many people cheat. And I know you'll say that I'm naive and that I just don't know, but I feel like I do know the people that I'm surrounded with.
Speaker 2:
[29:39] Maybe they're very quiet. Maybe they don't tell you about it.
Speaker 5:
[29:41] Because, well, it would be 100% taboo to talk about it, so you're not going to, because you're going to get judged. So you just don't, right?
Speaker 2:
[29:48] What do you think, Bailey? What is it off the top of your head? What do you think the percentage is of women who cheat?
Speaker 6:
[29:52] Heck, if I know, because none of my friends ever tell me if they are.
Speaker 2:
[29:54] Because they wouldn't tell you.
Speaker 5:
[29:56] No one would say anything, unless like you're dumb and then you're like, guess what?
Speaker 2:
[30:01] Unless you're really close to that person and they tell you everything. Okay. All right. Erica, thanks for bringing that up. I'm going to see what people say who listen to the show, okay?
Speaker 12:
[30:15] Yeah, okay. Sounds good.
Speaker 2:
[30:17] All right. Keep your radio on. We'll see if you're right. Thank you, Erica. According to her, 80% of women cheat. I don't know why she felt she needed to call this. Just an observation. And she was talking about her sister and how she cheated in her previous marriage. And I've never really thought that much about it. I think cheating is much more common than people think. And a lot of people go, I would never cheat until one day you find yourself checking in to the Holiday Inn Express wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap.
Speaker 1:
[30:52] I don't know. I still would say no. I don't know. Most of the texts coming in are-
Speaker 2:
[30:58] Oh, sure, you say that now, Jennie.
Speaker 1:
[30:59] You think that I say that now, but I have morals. So yeah, I do say that now, and I believe that I will buy it.
Speaker 2:
[31:03] Well, I think a lot of people have morals that- See, that's the thing-
Speaker 1:
[31:06] If you have morals, you don't cheat.
Speaker 2:
[31:07] Well, I think that people go, well, you know, people who cheat are disgusting. They have herpagonoclamitoria. You can see it in their face. And it's like, no, it's the PTA mom and the band mom that does sit next to you at the meeting.
Speaker 1:
[31:22] Yeah. So if you're unhappy with the person that you're with, why don't you leave them?
Speaker 2:
[31:26] Too easy to do. It's too hard.
Speaker 5:
[31:27] Yeah. People say, hey, Erica-
Speaker 1:
[31:29] Okay. So you're selfish then. You're selfish.
Speaker 2:
[31:31] Oh, judgy.
Speaker 1:
[31:32] Judgy. Judgy. I'm just- I'm grossed out by this phone call. And a lot of people are saying the same, like, who does this lady surround herself with?
Speaker 2:
[31:39] I mean, they won't admit it, because the people who are cheating won't call. They won't admit it.
Speaker 1:
[31:42] I just don't agree with that. I don't agree with that. I think I have really good people in my life, and I would be- truly, I would be shocked if I found out if, like, if some of them were cheating, sure, I would understand that some of them could potentially. But if two-thirds of them were, that's crazy.
Speaker 8:
[31:58] 80%.
Speaker 2:
[31:59] Brittany is also- You disagree. What did you want to say about the call that says 80% of girls are- women are cheating?
Speaker 8:
[32:07] Yes. First of all, Jenny, clock that, clock it, period.
Speaker 7:
[32:12] No, that's definitely not true. Maybe in her world and her group that she surrounds herself with, but men definitely cheat more. But women, I can't say this word, statistically are better at it.
Speaker 2:
[32:27] Are better at it? What do you mean better at it?
Speaker 8:
[32:29] They're just better at it.
Speaker 7:
[32:31] Men can kind of be, no offense, but dumb about it.
Speaker 8:
[32:35] They don't know how to hide it well.
Speaker 7:
[32:37] Where women, they're a little bit more smarter with it.
Speaker 2:
[32:40] That's exactly what I worry about. While I'm here at work, Susan knows I can't come home. Who knows what's going on with the UPS guy or the FedEx girl or...
Speaker 6:
[32:53] She's cheating on you at 7.50 in the morning.
Speaker 2:
[32:56] That sounds exhausting, doesn't it?
Speaker 5:
[32:57] That sounds awful. You have to wake up early.
Speaker 2:
[32:59] I need to brush my teeth. You gotta get morning breath. Exactly. Sarah's on the phone. What did you want to add to the discussion, Sarah?
Speaker 3:
[33:06] So I had a friend who was married for 25 years, and we were really close. We saw each other every other day. And she had three kids. They were teenagers. She got pregnant. And she was, you know, like, what do I do? What do I do? I don't want to have another kid. And I said, well, you got to tell your husband about this. And she's like, well, I actually can't because it's not his.
Speaker 2:
[33:35] It's not his. And he would know it's not his. Maybe he had a vasectomy.
Speaker 3:
[33:39] Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if he did.
Speaker 2:
[33:42] I never. What percentage would you guess, Sarah, that you think women are cheating?
Speaker 3:
[33:48] Gosh, you know, before that, I would have said, you know, maybe 10%. Now I'm thinking 35, 40.
Speaker 2:
[33:56] 35, one in three women are cheating, according to Sarah. Sarah, thank you very much. I appreciate that. Jessica's on the phone. This has opened up a beehive, a can of worms. Hi, Jessica.
Speaker 7:
[34:08] Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 2:
[34:09] Good. You've known best friends, right?
Speaker 7:
[34:13] Yeah, my two best friends of many, many years, they cheated our entire life growing up on their men. And I was always the single one, and now I'm happily married. The other one's happily married, and the one is almost married. And just about four or five years ago is when they stopped cheating.
Speaker 2:
[34:30] But see, you're such good friends that they told you about it, but had they not told you, you wouldn't have known.
Speaker 7:
[34:36] Yeah, but I could see the signs, too, and I would always call them out on it, because I didn't believe in that. But at the same time, girl code, I'm not going to step in and tell your man that's your business, and you should be an adult and do that.
Speaker 2:
[34:47] Okay. Thank you very much. We had another call on this. Hold on, I gotta figure out who it is.
Speaker 4:
[34:52] Yeah, Katie on line four.
Speaker 2:
[34:54] Katie on line four. We're talking about women cheating more than men. Katie, what do you want to say?
Speaker 9:
[35:01] I just want to say, like, Jenny saying that she has morals and people who cheat don't have morals is a little bit wrong, because I think everybody does make mistakes once in a while. And out of my two friend groups, like a group of five, I know at least one in each group who has cheated, and they are wonderful people with morals. It's just sometimes mistakes do happen.
Speaker 1:
[35:26] Okay. I mean, did they write their wrongs? Did they tell the person that they were cheating on? Have they never done it again?
Speaker 9:
[35:34] Yes. In both cases, yes.
Speaker 1:
[35:36] Okay. I mean, I do think that there's different versions of cheating. That's for sure. I mean, there's a version when you're young and you don't know what you're doing with your life, and you're like 20 years old, and you have a little crush on someone, and you end up cheating on your boyfriend, your kid at that point, in my opinion. But I think if you're married and you're in a relationship with someone and you decide to go off and cheat with someone for six months, that's disgusting to me. I think that's disgusting.
Speaker 5:
[36:03] I just don't think it's as black and white. There's definitely shades of gray here. If you cheat, that doesn't mean you're a terrible person forever and ever.
Speaker 2:
[36:11] I know the people that I hang out with are pretty much wonderful people. And I don't know people why they can fight in me. Maybe they think that because we talk about stuff on the radio, that I'm like a mini therapist and that's fine. I love that. But I've known wonderful, moral, great parents that have cheated. And a lot of the time because they don't have much of a romantic life at home. Here's a guy that texts in and says, I'm a guy. My last three girlfriends cheated. Somebody else says she's from Coon Rapids. That would track. Stop it. Hey, stop it. Hey, this one, my husband's, my current husband's ex-wife was cheating. She was a therapist and sleeping with her clients. Whoa. Wow. Okay. Whoa.
Speaker 5:
[36:56] This one says, I think she's close. 50 percent of my lady friends have cheated. It's way more common than you think. I hear more about it from women rather than men, but each time it is men and women in relationships both cheating with each other.
Speaker 2:
[37:08] Okay. Let's do one more phone call. We'll wrap things up.
Speaker 4:
[37:11] This is Lacey.
Speaker 2:
[37:12] Lacey. Wrap it up. Final word. What do you think, Lacey?
Speaker 9:
[37:16] Hi. I used to be a pretty habitual cheater back in the day with a really good friend of mine. I think that for me, what made it really, really easy was she was also like my partner in crime. My partner had no idea about it because it would just be like, oh, let's go have some drinks. Then I would not come home that night, and it would just be like, oh, I was just over at Schar's house, and he never knew, and I carry that guilt every day.
Speaker 2:
[37:44] Okay. Interesting. So thanks for admitting it. I think a lot of people will not.
Speaker 9:
[37:48] It's very common. I think it's very common. If they have a really good friend, I mean, secrets and bonds can really be held tight.
Speaker 2:
[37:57] Yeah. There's a text that says, as a woman who has never cheated, has been cheated on by every person before my husband, I'm on Jenny's side. It is, the other one says, and I don't know what your source is, but it says, it's actually statistically proven that women cheat more than men today.
Speaker 5:
[38:15] I think also that there's like shades of cheating too. Like there's emotional cheating, there's physical cheating.
Speaker 2:
[38:20] What is emotional cheating? I mean, off the top of your head.
Speaker 5:
[38:22] Probably like, you know, having a, like a close relationship, like through chatting with somebody, like you get close to that person, and then they're like an outlet for you to, you know, talk to, that's not your partner.
Speaker 1:
[38:34] I feel like a lot of times, there's like some flirting involves with emotional cheating.
Speaker 2:
[38:38] Oh, very likely. Okay. What do you think? What do we miss? It is something to talk about, but something else to talk about is Demi Lovato tickets. It is time. We've been talking about these all morning, and now it's time to get you into the show. And of course, we have a game you have to play and you got to win. The game is called Talk Your Way Out Of It. So we're going to give you a scenario, and you've got to talk your way out of it. You guys have an example. This is a practice round.
Speaker 1:
[39:11] Well, we're going to use that for the one.
Speaker 2:
[39:13] Okay, that's a real one. I'm going to give you, Jenny, a practice round on Talk Your Way Out Of It. Okay? You're right. You are at a friend's house, and you are in the bathroom, and you decide that you're going to go through their medicine cabinet just to see what kind of meds they're on, and what kind of suppositories they have, and creams, and ointments, and pills, and these kind of things, and you're rooting through the medicine cabinet, and the door falls off and crashes and breaks on the floor. You can't hide that. The friend comes to the door, opens it, and there you are with a bottle of Librium in your hand. Librium in your hand. I don't even know if they make that anymore. Talk your way out of it, Jenny. What happened?
Speaker 1:
[39:49] Oh, my God, Lisa. I'm so sorry. There was an earthquake, and all of a sudden, everything started shaking in the bathroom, and I was trying to hold your bathroom together. And as soon as I realized that the door was falling off, I went to grab it, but instead of grabbing the door, I caught your... Librium?
Speaker 2:
[40:07] Librium, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[40:08] Librium in my hand, which was interesting, because I didn't know that you took that. But I do have it in my hand, and I was able to save that from the earthquake that just happened.
Speaker 2:
[40:16] Funny. I didn't feel an earthquake, Jenny.
Speaker 1:
[40:18] Well, it was only in the bathroom.
Speaker 2:
[40:19] Only in the bathroom.
Speaker 1:
[40:20] Sometimes earthquakes can be in just specific areas.
Speaker 2:
[40:23] Specific area, okay.
Speaker 5:
[40:24] You know, like I got up really fast from the potty, and I got a little woozy, and my head started to spin a little bit, and I was like, oh, God, I got to hold on to something. So I grabbed onto the medicine cabinet door and started to fall back. And I was like, as I was going down, I yanked it off of the hinges there. So I just got so woozy, but I feel better now.
Speaker 1:
[40:45] Well, how did the Librium end up in your hand?
Speaker 5:
[40:47] Well, everything came falling out. It's not a stable...
Speaker 1:
[40:50] You were able to catch that on your way down.
Speaker 5:
[40:51] Well, I was trying to grab anything as I was heading down. And I'm just glad the sink didn't fall on me.
Speaker 2:
[40:56] I would say yours is probably a better excuse because I didn't feel an earthquake. Jenny, you're a terrible liar. Okay, let's get on the phone and see how you do. We got two contestants. We're going to give them each the same scenario. One will be isolated in a soundproof booth while we're talking to one. We're going to talk to Kaylee while Megan is unable to hear the discussion. Kaylee, good morning. Welcome to The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 7:
[41:21] Morning. I'm so excited. Thank you.
Speaker 2:
[41:24] I'm excited for you. You had a chance to win Demi Lovato tickets right now. The show is coming to Target Center on May 2nd. Who's going to read the scenario to her?
Speaker 1:
[41:35] I can read it to her.
Speaker 2:
[41:36] Okay, here we go. Talk your way out of it.
Speaker 1:
[41:40] You're attending a Camp Rock concert, and you pushed a 12-year-old out of the way to get closer to the stage. A security guard approached you to ask what happened. Talk your way out of it.
Speaker 7:
[41:50] Oh my God. You know what? I'm so sorry. I thought it was my 10-year-old sister. I thought she was choking, so I thought I would give her a pat on the back. But I hit her too hard, and really, I was just trying to save her life. I saw her eat a really long hot dog, so I was kind of concerned. And so I gave her a pat on the back. But where you came in, the security guard came in, and you saw me pushing her over accidentally. I was about to pick her up and do the Heimlich next. But you just came in at a bad time.
Speaker 2:
[42:14] That's a great lie. I mean, seriously. And you didn't even think about this. You're so good at that. Kaylee, stand by. Stay right there. Okay, Vaunt, we are ready for our other contestant. This is Megan. Megan, welcome to the show. Where are you calling from, Megan?
Speaker 8:
[42:28] I'm calling from Scandia.
Speaker 2:
[42:30] Okay, from beautiful Scandia. Okay, here we go. Jenny, give her the scenario. Lai, talk your way out of it.
Speaker 1:
[42:36] All right, so you're attending the Camp Rock Concert, and you pushed a 12-year-old out of the way to get closer to the stage. The security guard approaches you and asked what happened. Talk your way out of it.
Speaker 8:
[42:49] I would say, oh my gosh, I was running to get an autograph for my daughter. I'm super sorry. I didn't realize who was around me. I really apologize.
Speaker 1:
[42:59] All right, there we go.
Speaker 5:
[43:00] She's a kind person.
Speaker 1:
[43:02] You're a very nice person. You got straight to the point.
Speaker 5:
[43:04] I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:
[43:05] Yeah. Okay. Who did a better job of talking their way out of it? It's up to you guys to decide. Was it Kaylee with the Choking on the Hot Dog, or Megan who was running to get an autograph for her daughter?
Speaker 1:
[43:20] I'm going to have to go with the first caller.
Speaker 2:
[43:22] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[43:23] Choking on a hot dog.
Speaker 2:
[43:25] I think Kaylee, you're a natural liar. I admire that in you. Megan, I'm sorry you didn't get it, but we'll do it again tomorrow. Try again, okay?
Speaker 7:
[43:33] Thank you.
Speaker 2:
[43:34] Okay, thank you. Hey, Kaylee, you're going to Demi Lovato.
Speaker 3:
[43:38] I am so excited.
Speaker 7:
[43:40] I've been calling it a few times and finally got through. This is the best game I could have played.
Speaker 2:
[43:43] Yes, you did great. We're going to play a little Demi Lovato for you right now on KDWB.