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Speaker 1:
[00:00] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[00:01] You know how I spent a couple of hours at the courthouse last week? Remember that discussion?
Speaker 3:
[00:06] Yeah, you saw pay phones.
Speaker 2:
[00:08] I did, I did see pay phones, so that did make it all worthwhile. Thank you, Chelsea.
Speaker 4:
[00:12] I'm tired of you bragging about your life.
Speaker 2:
[00:14] Right, well then, it led to me spending over two hours at the DMV earlier this week.
Speaker 4:
[00:19] You know what I'm talking about? All the dude does is, oh, check out what I did.
Speaker 2:
[00:22] And by the way, I hate to rub this in your face, but all of this is so that I can inherit the 17-year-old Toyota Camry. That's why we're going through all this process, because my mom's car is out there, and so, look at me, big baller. I'll be rolling in the 17-year-old Camry, 2009, by the way.
Speaker 4:
[00:42] Are you gonna give it to one of the kids? Is there a plan?
Speaker 2:
[00:44] Stand by. So yesterday as part three, had to get it inspected, because I can't actually get the tags until you get it inspected. So it's almost a vicious cycle, because I have expired tags, so if I drive it around, that ain't exactly cool. So I get over to the inspection place, they take the information, so I kind of thought I might get pushback immediately, but I didn't. So they took it in, and maybe 10, 15 minutes, the guy's like, 2009, Camry? I'm like, yep. He goes, okay, come on in. And brings me up to the counter, and insinuating that it has been completed. And then when I get to the counter, he's like, it's not ready. And I was like, you called me up to the counter and said it's ready. And he goes, oh, no, no, it's not ready to be read. And he goes, have you done something to this? There's something different with the electrical system. And I was like, oh, I replaced the battery because it had sat for four months and it was old. And so I put a new battery in. He goes, oh, when you put a new battery in, you have to drive it a certain amount so that the computer system can scan itself. Then we read that when we do the inspection. And it's telling us it can't be read.
Speaker 3:
[01:59] I knew that in the back of my mind somewhere.
Speaker 2:
[02:00] He goes, so you just got to drive around more and then come back. How long? Like 10 minutes? He goes, and that's the troubling thing is there's no thing on the dash or anywhere that will tell you, hey, you've driven enough now, we can come back in and read it. So you just got to drive it and hope.
Speaker 3:
[02:21] For some reason, I have 30 miles in my head because this has triggered something.
Speaker 2:
[02:25] I think it depends, so obviously since then, I've looked it up. You know, they're different, 50 to 100, some say, I mean, it's in terms of mileage.
Speaker 3:
[02:34] Somebody's going to know.
Speaker 4:
[02:36] You can put on the car that says, I know the tags out, but I have to drive it.
Speaker 2:
[02:40] I told the guy, I'm like, well, so I'm going to go drive it around with expired tags. He's like, no, no, take this that says you didn't pass the test, but you're waiting until blah, blah, blah. He goes, if they pull you over, they're not going to give you a ticket for that. And he may be right. I mean, I don't know, because I've got the temporary title, and I could explain what's happening. You never know, but probably wouldn't get a ticket for that.
Speaker 3:
[03:00] But one thing after another.
Speaker 2:
[03:02] Right, exactly. I mean, it was like, sweet, because when I went to the DMV on Monday, they're like, no, no, you got to get an inspected, and then you need proof of insurance, so you're going to have to come back. And then when I went to get it inspected, this happened, so now I'm going to have to go back for that. Listen, I'm not looking for sympathy, if that's misunderstood. I'm trying to make you feel better about your own life.
Speaker 4:
[03:22] That's what we're here for.
Speaker 3:
[03:24] This is why I've been telling you for years that I don't do escape rooms, because one thing after another, one battle after another, you're trying to figure something out, now it's like, when's my car going to be able to be inspected? So I have some empathy for you.
Speaker 2:
[03:35] So it's just ridiculous, so I drove it back home, which from the inspection place, I don't know, I didn't measure it, but it might be eight miles or something. So then I'm just driving through neighborhoods, just like driving, driving. I'm like, now I'm circling and I'm like, people are probably calling the cops on me because I'm going by bus stops.
Speaker 4:
[03:53] Didn't you hear the head of the Department of Transportation that said, don't just drive around?
Speaker 2:
[03:59] Right, exactly. So I'm doing everything wrong, is exactly what's happening. So I may go back today.
Speaker 4:
[04:06] Did you drive it into work today?
Speaker 2:
[04:08] I did not, so I'll have to go home and then get it. And then, I mean, this is how I spend my days, every day. So, it's fun.
Speaker 3:
[04:15] I mean, I think if this happens again, you should just sit there and be like, could you please drive this car around until you can read whatever you need to read? And I'll just be right here with my, you know, Home and Garden magazine.
Speaker 2:
[04:26] And like Woody said yesterday, just sell it. I'm like, you can't, because you don't have a title. So it's, I mean, yes, could I set it on fire? Maybe, but I'm sure somehow that would go wrong as well. So, but I will be rolling deep when I get that, you know, in your face, everybody, if you're 2008 Camrys, I got one year newer. So, hey, you know what? We live, we learn. I've learned a lot of lessons. Matter of fact, why don't we celebrate? Today's a big day. I don't know if you know this. Charlotte Rae would have been 100 years old today. Charlotte Rae, Woody.
Speaker 4:
[05:02] Facts of life, Mrs. Garrett. Chelsea?
Speaker 3:
[05:04] Is she anyone else?
Speaker 2:
[05:06] Is she anyone else? Not that I knew of, but probably was.
Speaker 4:
[05:10] Different strokes, Mrs. Garrett.
Speaker 2:
[05:11] She was in the TV show. Kids, look that up. It's one character. Same role, though, yes, in both shows. So we celebrate. And now Woody and Wilcox's tribute to Charlotte Rae, aka Mrs. Garrett, from the Facts of Life and Different Strokes.
Speaker 5:
[05:29] Are they punk, right?
Speaker 2:
[05:31] That was Woody and Wilcox's tribute to Charlotte Rae, Mrs. Garrett, from Facts of Life and Different Strokes. And if you're somebody saying, I still don't know who that is, guys, Google it. That was a dead on impression in your face. Lots to get to today. I can't believe Woody's even here. I'll explain that. Obviously, some Woody Game Wednesday coming up a little later, so it only gets better.
Speaker 6:
[05:56] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[05:59] Maybe my trials and tribulations will help somebody else out. I know that Chelsea's already learned a little bit of something this morning from me having to get my car inspected yesterday. This is the one that I'm inheriting from my mom who passed away last year. It's a 17-year-old Toyota Camry. I had to go to the court, then I had to go to the DMV. I still have to go back for that, and then I had to go get it inspected yesterday. And they told me I had to drive it around more because it wasn't ready to be inspected. The ECU, the little computer unit in there, I believe that's what it is, has to reset by driving it around after you've replaced a battery, which I had done recently. Appreciate those of you that are truly confused, as you should be listening to our show.
Speaker 7:
[06:43] Okay, I'm confused. I'm not from North Carolina, nor have I really ever been to North Carolina. So this inspection, like, is this a state thing or what? I'd like a little more information on that because I don't understand. Serious question.
Speaker 2:
[06:59] Serious question, yes, some states, most you have to get your car inspected before you can get your registration.
Speaker 3:
[07:06] For safety and emissions, for those of you who don't know.
Speaker 2:
[07:08] Correct. Although it's different in every state, how they do it, which I've learned in living in five or six states that I've lived in over my lifetime, some of them, it's an actual, official sort of state run entity that you go to. Like when we lived in California, you had to go to the place to do it, almost like the DMV, except there were more of them. However, in North Carolina, almost anybody can do it, like a garage can do it, your dealership can do it.
Speaker 3:
[07:39] Maybe your neighbor, it does seem really loose.
Speaker 2:
[07:41] There are places your neighbor can't do it, but they do have to be sanctioned somehow by the state because they file the report with the state somehow electronically, and that's how they know then, okay, we can register your car.
Speaker 4:
[07:54] I just looked up Louisiana, and it looks like Louisiana does have periodic vehicle safety inspections. They're called brake tags, but you can get it for two years rather than one by paying double the fee, which is similar to the way that they give out high school diplomas in Louisiana.
Speaker 3:
[08:14] I don't even know what you're saying.
Speaker 2:
[08:16] Stand by, I do have a Louisiana answer.
Speaker 5:
[08:18] Wilcox, it just sounds like you need to come on down to Louisiana to get that car inspected. We have inspection places that will hand you the sticker and a razor and just say, here, just bring it back when you're done and you just go change it out yourself. It is, no, nobody gets in the car. They just look at it and they're like, lights work? Yep. All right.
Speaker 2:
[08:41] Which by the way, and that may be true, but there are 13 or 14 states that don't do any inspection. Literally, you never have to take it anywhere to get your car registered. You hear me talk in South Carolina?
Speaker 5:
[08:53] Right.
Speaker 2:
[08:54] And that's just one of many. I mean, you can Google the rest, but so it's widely variable as to how states do it. And it's all state regulated.
Speaker 3:
[09:04] I didn't realize it was so variable. In my mind, it was just like just South Carolina for sure. And then maybe Maine.
Speaker 2:
[09:11] North Carolina, I want to say is of all the states I've lived is maybe the most rigorous because it's not just checking emissions. I mean, they are looking for does your lights work?
Speaker 3:
[09:23] I mean, it's the tinting on the windows.
Speaker 2:
[09:25] The tinting on the windows is a big deal. That's right. You can get flagged for that. The horn Chelsea, they test the horn oddly.
Speaker 3:
[09:34] That's warmed up for him when I get there.
Speaker 2:
[09:35] Chelsea's is all lubed up. They're like, wow, have you been using this horn recently, ma'am? It's hot to the touch. But yeah, so it's fascinating. Each state and I don't know where you're listening right now, but you know, they're all different. I remember in California, it was every two years. In North Carolina, it's every single year to get your registration done. And it costs, and that's the other thing, is the cost varies depending on where you do it. It's usually...
Speaker 3:
[10:03] 30, 30, 40, 30.
Speaker 2:
[10:04] It can be less though, because Denise took one of our other cars to the dealer recently and they're like, oh, we can do your inspection as well. And it was like $12. So, you know, it's just... What?
Speaker 3:
[10:17] What? I need that.
Speaker 2:
[10:18] Maybe because they were doing something else to it. I don't know why.
Speaker 3:
[10:21] I mean, I need a blog about this. I mean, it's good information too, especially if you're moving, you're buying a vehicle, if you like what's allowed and what's not.
Speaker 4:
[10:28] Just go ahead and print out your fake tags and put it on the back of your car and drive around like a normal person.
Speaker 3:
[10:34] This is all for a 2009 Camry.
Speaker 2:
[10:37] Amen, which by the way, somehow they said it was worth like $4,200, which I thought was insanity.
Speaker 4:
[10:45] Who said that?
Speaker 2:
[10:46] That's what the state thinks because they send you a thing every year when you get your registration due. And it said it was worth in the $4,000 range.
Speaker 3:
[10:54] Camrys, they hold their value.
Speaker 2:
[10:55] But 17 years old.
Speaker 3:
[10:57] How many miles?
Speaker 2:
[11:00] Not even 70.
Speaker 3:
[11:01] Really? Yeah. I would trust it.
Speaker 2:
[11:03] I mean, it was literally for years. Like they say, it was the old lady drove it to church. That's what my mom, I mean, she rarely drove it. So it doesn't have a ton of miles on it. Who wants it? 704-Fest3200. I'm kidding. I'm going to keep it for now. So, yeah, kind of, exactly.
Speaker 8:
[11:21] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[11:24] This will sound crazy to some of you, but this show that you're hearing right now is on in, I don't even know the total number of states around the country, but it's fascinating to hear different people ringing in who don't know other states' laws. And in this case, we're talking about getting your car inspected. And this is something that really could come in handy because in some states, everybody has to do it, but what we're finding out is it's not only state by state, it can be county by county. And this is for you to get your car registered. And I know there's some of you, Mississippi, other states where you're like, we don't ever have to get our cars inspected ever. And kudos to you. That's not the norm around the country, just FYI.
Speaker 6:
[12:07] So I used to be a state inspector from North Carolina. They have emissions and safety. If you got a car that's a diesel, it's only a safety. And that's like 12 bucks. But if you have a car that's not a diesel, it's like 30 bucks and it's regulated by the state. They shouldn't be charging you more unless you have a window to it. But it's only by counties. At Clumber County, they have to do safety, and emissions. Barrett County has to do safety, and emissions. But then you get into like Stanley County and they only have safety. It just depends on if you're living around a big city or not. Depends on whether you're going to have an emissions inspection or emissions and safety. Plus, if your vehicle is over 20 years old, you don't have to get inspected at all. Go to the DMV and go get your registration. What do you suck?
Speaker 3:
[12:52] This is a lot.
Speaker 2:
[12:53] I don't know that how much, we're not going to go through every state and spend four hours on this. I know it is a lot. We should do that.
Speaker 3:
[12:58] No, but I'm just saying I had no idea there were so many variations. I had no idea. How would I? I haven't taken cars to many different states across the country like you have.
Speaker 4:
[13:07] Such a bragger. Oh, one job.
Speaker 2:
[13:12] I know what you were trying to do there, Woody. I'm not sure you nailed it.
Speaker 4:
[13:15] No, I pretty much did not.
Speaker 2:
[13:17] Okay, all right. Yeah, I'm glad. You admitting it is your first sign that you're on the right path.
Speaker 4:
[13:21] I started down the path and I tripped and fell and hit my own head.
Speaker 2:
[13:27] All right. So anyway, well, thank you for everybody ringing in. That's probably enough. The rest of it we can handle other ways. But it is very cool that everybody has so much knowledge. And I mean, obviously, we're taking you at your word. So maybe we're all wrong. 704-FEZ-3200, one of the ways that you can get through. There's also in the iHeartRadio app, there's the TalkBack button. So if you're streaming us live, which you can, by the way, when you're not near a radio, you can also use that for the podcast. And then there's a little TalkBack button, that little microphone that comes right through to us. So there's something happening. First of all, a little later, we're going to hit the Woody Game Wednesday. So sorry about that. Yeah, it's not...
Speaker 4:
[14:04] Well, I mean, it's... It's going to be better than my joke.
Speaker 2:
[14:08] Well, that's...
Speaker 3:
[14:09] That's not saying much.
Speaker 2:
[14:11] A couple of things I want to alert you to. Anybody see the new Bear Grylls yesterday, by the way?
Speaker 3:
[14:15] No, Running Wild with Matthew McConaughey, right?
Speaker 2:
[14:17] Right. Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[14:18] You saw it?
Speaker 2:
[14:19] Yeah, I did not. I was just hoping that maybe one of you did. Curious how much urine was consumed. All of it. All of it? That seems wrong. Standby though, that's not really what I wanted to get to. We'll get in next.
Speaker 1:
[14:31] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 8:
[14:33] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[14:35] Things that blew your mind when you moved between states. This is always interesting. And not everybody has had that experience, but I think it'll be fascinating even if you haven't. 704 Fez 3200.
Speaker 9:
[14:48] So, I'm originally from Michigan. Michigan does not have any type of inspection, none. So moving down here blew my mind that I had to go to one spot to get my driver's license and then a completely other building to get my plate and my tag. I already knew about the inspection because my in-laws lived down here and they tell me about it all the time. We had kiosks just to get tags for probably 10, 12 years in the state of Michigan. Y'all need to fix the system down here for that part because that just a three hour wait just to get my driver placement and then another hour and a half to two hour wait to get my tag. That just absolutely blew my mind. Y'all have a good day, Woody. You don't suck today.
Speaker 3:
[15:36] It's how they make sure that you really want to be here.
Speaker 2:
[15:39] Is that it? Yep, it is a big hoop that you have to jump through if you're going to move to the state of North Carolina. I've never seen it. I've lived in a bunch of states, I'm trying to think. So I've gone through that process in Maryland, Arizona, California, Alaska and North Carolina. And of all of those states, I've never seen a state that had a separate building for license plate stuff and registration and title. And then a different building for driver's license.
Speaker 4:
[16:11] But it blew my mind when you and I moved to Alaska, because growing up in California, you can go to CVS and get a handle of whiskey and your prescription medication in the same building. Go to Alaska and it's like, oh, you're in a grocery store, you can't do that. You have to go next door. Or sometimes there's even a liquor store inside the grocery store, but it's like a separate walled building inside the building.
Speaker 2:
[16:34] It's like a rule that it has to be separate and you have to have two different doors, which I've never seen before either, although in South Carolina, if you go to a liquor store, all the liquor is in one different building and all the beer is in a different building. So it's separated and legally has to be by two different entrances. So it's kind of the same as what you described in Alaska.
Speaker 3:
[16:59] But a separate building, like no connection, not even close by the grocery store necessarily.
Speaker 2:
[17:05] No, it's usually next door. So that's what's even sillier about it. It's just one of those dumb alcohol rules where they're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, it would be crazy if you could just walk through one singular door. This way you have to walk through two doors and that's really going to cut down on problem drinking or whatever they think it is. It's insanity, but it's the same.
Speaker 3:
[17:25] They want you to have to work to find it. Again, make sure that's what you really want.
Speaker 4:
[17:29] It's there. There are all kinds of like, hey, we sell liquor and here are the deals on booze on the windows.
Speaker 2:
[17:36] So it's not like, oh, it's not like a speakeasy. You don't have to have a secret handshake.
Speaker 3:
[17:40] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[17:40] No, that's what makes it even more ridiculous.
Speaker 3:
[17:42] This is ridiculous. I'm failing to understand.
Speaker 2:
[17:44] Well, but it's I mean, there's so many you really your head will spin if you go through alcohol. You think registration and inspection is weird. Alcohol rules from county to county even.
Speaker 3:
[17:55] I remember being in a convenience store in Louisiana when I was young and seeing liquor there like right next to the counter. And I had never seen that before in Georgia.
Speaker 2:
[18:05] No, because in the South, they don't have that typically. But in the West, I mean, you drive over the state line in Arizona and California. They're like, here's your vodka. I mean, it's so wide open. Like you said, it's at every convenience store. It's everywhere. Whereas in other states, you have to go to a specific state store to get liquor.
Speaker 3:
[18:24] Some states or some counties are still dry.
Speaker 2:
[18:26] And there's still some dry, right? I've been certainly in Alaska. Remember, don't get me started on damp. Right. That's right. I said damp, where it's not dry, but they don't have it. You can't buy it there.
Speaker 3:
[18:40] You can import it.
Speaker 2:
[18:41] Like BYOB? You have to have it bought by the state in a different city. But you can then have it in that city. Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[18:53] We're going to need some.
Speaker 4:
[18:54] Don't get me started on Utah.
Speaker 3:
[18:56] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[18:59] So glad we can all be here for that. It's prepared to have your mind blown. And by the way, also when Woody and I physically got to Alaska, we both failed our driver's test together. Not that you could take it together, but we both individually failed the written portion, so couldn't get our Alaska driver's license.
Speaker 3:
[19:18] Maybe they're more similar now, but I've recalled how when I took my test, it was in the parking lot of the DMV. That's it, no roads, no roads. Pull forward, back up, parallel park, are you breathing, seatbelt, blinkers, there you go, Georgia.
Speaker 2:
[19:33] Right, well, and if you move, you don't even usually have to do any driving. It's usually just a written, and that's a weird thing too, right? You go to a new state and they're like, oh no, you gotta take a new test. And they're like, do I have to drive? And they're like, nah. I mean, it's like, if you really don't trust whatever I brought from my other state, why aren't you making me drive too?
Speaker 3:
[19:55] Asking you questions about if two trains are traveling at 70 miles an hour.
Speaker 2:
[19:59] Right, you come up towards a stop sign, do you turn your blinker on at 400 feet or 378 or 374, or it's one of those things. And if you didn't study it, then you're just...
Speaker 3:
[20:11] Then you fail, right.
Speaker 2:
[20:12] There's like about two thirds of them, you're like, boom, got it. But then there's that last third that are so intricate, that's stupid.
Speaker 4:
[20:19] How many feet does it take a car to stop if it's traveling at 50 miles an hour was the one that I failed on. I'm like, how am I supposed to...
Speaker 3:
[20:26] I think that's a math question.
Speaker 2:
[20:28] Yes. Well, you'll never, you'll never pass that.
Speaker 4:
[20:30] I still don't have a license.
Speaker 2:
[20:33] There's a warrant out for Woody's arrest currently. So in three states, 704 Fez, 3200, the talk back button is also available to you.
Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[20:45] Appreciate your calls.
Speaker 10:
[20:47] Good morning, guys. On yesterday's topic of returns and hacks, I worked in a clothing store and we had a girl that came in every Saturday and bought two or three really pretty outfits. The whole work spent a lot of money. She clearly would wear them to church on Sunday and return them. Sometimes Sunday afternoon, she did it three or four times and finally, I had to put a stop to it. But yeah.
Speaker 2:
[21:13] Sounds like the church is really working out well for her. I feel like she's not learning some of the most basic lessons potentially from church.
Speaker 3:
[21:20] Mix it up, try different stores if you're doing that. People are going to recognize you and what you're doing. How did that conversation go? I'm curious.
Speaker 2:
[21:28] I would be interested too. Hey, we see you coming in here every Saturday and buying new clothes and then returning them the next day.
Speaker 4:
[21:34] After church. Well, church is what it is. That's what it's there for, Chelsea. It's a fashion show, right?
Speaker 3:
[21:40] The Lord wants you to do that.
Speaker 2:
[21:41] One other one that I thought was interesting, because remember I talked about what I feel like is more and more a common phenomenon where you order something and you ordered the wrong thing. It wasn't their fault and then you try to get the right thing and they say, ah, just keep it. Which is one of those phenomenons that I'm on board with. We got this email from Shan who said a couple years ago, my daughter wanted a keyboard for her computer. So, I found one on Amazon and I ordered it. When the box showed up, I laughed out loud because it was like typical Amazon. One keyboard was in this huge oversized box. I opened up the box. It was not one keyboard. It was six keyboards. Six of them. Just like the one she wanted, but six of them. So I'm like, okay, well, I better get in touch with them quickly. I don't want that charge keeping on my account. So like she said, he said 500 bucks. So I went to their chat and they were like, hmm, nah, keep them. So I couldn't believe they wanted me to keep $500 worth of extra keyboards. So I just went to work and started handing them out to my friends. The keyboard fairy is here. That's like when you make your muffins at home and bring them in and set them on the counter at work. Hey, everybody take one.
Speaker 3:
[22:53] Yeah, except my muffins aren't worth $100. Excuse that phrase.
Speaker 2:
[22:57] Cool B's.
Speaker 4:
[22:59] I want that on a T-shirt.
Speaker 2:
[23:00] My muffins are priceless, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:
[23:03] $100 for a keyboard, a lot.
Speaker 2:
[23:05] That does seem like a lot to me as well, but I don't know, maybe there was something special about it. Either way, that's just crazy that that's where we, and you think about what's going on that they can just.
Speaker 4:
[23:16] They're making that much money.
Speaker 3:
[23:17] Yes, that much money.
Speaker 2:
[23:18] Damn it.
Speaker 4:
[23:20] Look at Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 3:
[23:21] Right.
Speaker 4:
[23:21] Needs another yacht.
Speaker 3:
[23:22] The support yacht for his big yacht costs $100 million. I saw that.
Speaker 2:
[23:26] Throwing away $500 of equipment.
Speaker 3:
[23:28] Yeah, that's nothing. All right.
Speaker 2:
[23:31] Well, good luck punching the clock today. Here's what we are going to do. It's Woody Game Wednesday coming up here in a bit. Appreciate everybody's guesses. We want to get into a couple of those, some fun ones there. So stand by, that's next. Coming up in the next segment, we're going to do Woody Game Wednesday. And the national pastime of people trying to guess what it is and how it's going to go, has become pretty fun. And I wanted to share a couple of those. Usually Woody chooses this day in history or a birthday or whatever it may be, and then creates something stupid around it. Listener Jay has tweeted at us, at Woody and Wilcox, I think Woody's going to celebrate National Narwhal Day, which apparently is today.
Speaker 4:
[24:12] National Narwhal Day.
Speaker 2:
[24:14] Narwhal the animal, not Narwhal the dentist. And the game Jay thinks will be called, fun fact, a narwhal's horn is actually a tooth. Name these people who might hurt you at a kissing booth. And you'll play celebrities, audio, sorry, let me try that again. And you'll play audio of celebrities who have sharp teeth.
Speaker 4:
[24:36] Sharp teeth.
Speaker 2:
[24:38] He goes on to highlight a bunch, including Kirsten Dunst, Tom Holland, Jewel, and Avril Lavigne. All celebrities who apparently have sharp teeth.
Speaker 4:
[24:52] Sharp teeth.
Speaker 2:
[24:53] I've tweeted all these back out, so you can take a look. There's a little description of each celebrity and what about their teeth makes them noteworthy. So that's pretty solid. Let's see, this one's pretty good too, I thought. Listener Rob says you're gonna celebrate Earth Day today, which is today with a game called Welcome to Earth. We have just the one. Name these celebrities who promote Fun in the Sun. And you will play audio of celebrities who have done sunscreen commercials. That's very niche. Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman apparently have all done sunscreen commercials. I'll do two more. Your fan club believes you're gonna celebrate Jack Nicholson's birthday today. A game called Every Jack Flick is a classic. Must see. Is this an adult film title or a Nicholson credit on IMDb? Going South, Mr. Lucky, Back Door to Hell. Apparently those are all Jack Nicholson movies. I couldn't prove it necessarily. One final one, Hooters Eric believes you're going to celebrate Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day. Call it if you know the answer, shout, who is this Girl Scout? And you're going to play audio of celebrities who are former Girl Scouts.
Speaker 4:
[26:16] He's nailed it.
Speaker 3:
[26:17] Is that the game?
Speaker 4:
[26:17] Outside of the name, yes.
Speaker 3:
[26:19] That's the game?
Speaker 2:
[26:19] So not only is the day right, but how the game goes is also correct.
Speaker 4:
[26:24] Outside of the game of the game, he has nailed it.
Speaker 3:
[26:28] That is the opposite of Old Dead White Men.
Speaker 4:
[26:31] That's part of the reason I did it. Chelsea has given me flack for the last couple of weeks of having nothing but Old Dead White Men. So I thought, how about a game that has nothing but women in it?
Speaker 2:
[26:43] Both you and Hooters Eric need to check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, because the fact that you linked up in every possible way on that.
Speaker 4:
[26:53] Hooters Eric, me and you should get an apartment together.
Speaker 2:
[26:56] Concerning on both sides.
Speaker 3:
[26:58] He could be your son, right?
Speaker 2:
[27:00] Gross for everybody. All right, well, we'll find out. Now we know what the game entails, essentially, and why. So we'll dig in next.
Speaker 1:
[27:11] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 4:
[27:14] As we discussed today is Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day. Started in 1982 when a flag was flown over our nation's capital to honor those volunteers who make the Girl Scout program such a huge success. By the way, it's also Jelly Bean Day.
Speaker 2:
[27:33] It's also Earth Day.
Speaker 4:
[27:34] Yeah, it's Earth Day as well. But Jelly Bean Day, who was president in 1982? Ronald Reagan. You know how many bags of jelly beans per month Ronald Reagan ordered to the White House? 721 pound bags to the White House every month. Notorious jelly bean lover. I got down a rabbit hole of jelly bean lovers yesterday thinking of a different game. And I thought that's a fact that needs to be shared.
Speaker 3:
[28:00] Hold that fact so I can follow up later.
Speaker 4:
[28:03] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[28:03] That's a lot of jelly beans.
Speaker 4:
[28:04] It is a lot of jelly beans. Let's meet our contestants before we get into the game about Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day. Everybody say good morning to Maggie. Maggie, what's up?
Speaker 11:
[28:15] Hello. Hello.
Speaker 4:
[28:16] Taking you on is going to be John. John, what is happening?
Speaker 3:
[28:22] Not much. How are you?
Speaker 4:
[28:23] We are doing well. Celebrating National Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day with a brand new game that I'm calling, We're Not Talking About a Flounder or Rainbow Trout. Who are these famous ladies that used to be a Girl Scout?
Speaker 3:
[28:37] There's a Woody title for you. We're not talking about a trout.
Speaker 4:
[28:42] I'm going to be playing you guys clips of famous women who used to be Girl Scouts.
Speaker 3:
[28:47] And I think Wilcox is going to be actually shockingly good at this because the Girl Scouts have been around for a while. So you could have some of your peeps in there.
Speaker 2:
[28:55] Thank you and how dare you all at once.
Speaker 4:
[28:58] Maggie this is going to be a team game. Who would you like as your teammate? Would you like Wilcox or Chelsea?
Speaker 2:
[29:05] Chelsea please.
Speaker 4:
[29:06] All right. Boys vs.
Speaker 2:
[29:07] Maggie didn't bite on that one, did she? Boom. Immediately to Chelsea.
Speaker 4:
[29:11] When you think you know the famous former Girl Scout, you shout out your own name. If you get it right, you get a point. If you get it wrong, your opponent gets a point. Are you ready for your first Girl Scout?
Speaker 3:
[29:21] It's anybody's game. Let's do it.
Speaker 4:
[29:22] All right. Who is this?
Speaker 8:
[29:24] I know there are five women on my stage, but between them, they have 10 vaginas.
Speaker 3:
[29:31] That is Tyra Banks, but the weirdest clip of that you could have possibly picked.
Speaker 4:
[29:36] It is it.
Speaker 3:
[29:37] What happened? That's not the one we play.
Speaker 4:
[29:39] It is a different show where she had multiple women with multiple.
Speaker 2:
[29:44] She said, I have five women on stage with 10 vaginas.
Speaker 4:
[29:47] That's correct. You know how Maury Povich sort of got into that. Are you the father? You're not the father when he hit upon that. I think Tyra hit the multiple. Never mind.
Speaker 3:
[29:58] All right.
Speaker 4:
[29:58] That's one for Becky and Chelsea.
Speaker 3:
[30:00] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[30:01] Next offering. Who is this famous former Girl Scouts?
Speaker 3:
[30:04] Yeah, Dax. I think. Kristen Bell.
Speaker 4:
[30:10] That's impressive.
Speaker 3:
[30:12] She said Dax and I heard the voice.
Speaker 2:
[30:15] You're right. I am going to do well at this.
Speaker 3:
[30:18] Your older ladies are coming. Hold on.
Speaker 4:
[30:20] Who is this former famous Girl Scout?
Speaker 9:
[30:23] Joe, when you're through changing, you're through.
Speaker 2:
[30:25] That's one of my mottos.
Speaker 4:
[30:26] You know that. Wilcox and John.
Speaker 2:
[30:29] It's Martha Stewart.
Speaker 3:
[30:30] I told you. I told you your ladies would be there.
Speaker 2:
[30:33] John and Wilcox like the old ladies.
Speaker 4:
[30:37] All right. I got into two to one. Next offering. She used to be a Girl Scout. Who is this?
Speaker 11:
[30:42] But it ended up being far better than I could have imagined because we all got along. Arnold was incredible to work with.
Speaker 3:
[30:49] Chelsea, that's Fortune Feimster.
Speaker 4:
[30:52] That is Fortune Feimster, the stand up comic. Nice job.
Speaker 3:
[30:55] She never told us about that, did she?
Speaker 4:
[30:57] Used to be a Girl Scout in Belmont, North Carolina. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[31:00] Do we ask every guest we have if they used to be a Girl Scout? Why would she tell us about that?
Speaker 3:
[31:05] Because it seems like it would come up. I mean, we met her more than once.
Speaker 2:
[31:08] All right. I got it for next time.
Speaker 4:
[31:10] I got it at three to one. John and Wilcox, you guys are going to have to sweep out if you're going to win this game. Playing women who are famous now, who used to be Girl Scouts for Girl Scout Appreciation Day. Who's this one?
Speaker 7:
[31:22] One time I didn't realize I was in Spider-Man.
Speaker 3:
[31:24] I was like doing a scene with Robert and John Favreau.
Speaker 7:
[31:28] So I thought it was.
Speaker 3:
[31:29] You think?
Speaker 2:
[31:30] She played Piper. He's there. I know he's got it. I don't know her name.
Speaker 4:
[31:37] Three seconds. I know you're going to kick yourself. That's Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 3:
[31:46] Hell yeah, it is.
Speaker 4:
[31:48] Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 3:
[31:48] I struggle with her voice all the time.
Speaker 4:
[31:50] Forgot that she was in Spider-Man. You did have it, John. You had her character, you had everything, but her actual name.
Speaker 3:
[31:57] I didn't even know she was in that. I have a block when it comes to Gwyneth.
Speaker 4:
[32:01] Is that personal? Yes. Professional?
Speaker 2:
[32:05] Both.
Speaker 4:
[32:06] Agricultural? Anyway, it is Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day. Get out there and highlight somebody who volunteered in your life today.
Speaker 2:
[32:14] Good job, Maggie. Sorry, John.
Speaker 1:
[32:17] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 8:
[32:19] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[32:21] Today was one of those somewhat rare days when a listener is able to actually predict not only what day Woody is going to use on Woody Game Wednesday, but what the game is going to be essentially. And Hooters Eric was the one who nailed it. Woody was celebrating national something about a Girl Scout Day and Woody was playing audio of celebrities who used to be Girl Scouts. Congrats to Chelsea and Maggie who won. So still am I leading for the year, Cool Beans? I think that's right.
Speaker 3:
[32:54] I think we're tied.
Speaker 2:
[32:55] That doesn't sound right. Anyway, as part of that, we found out that, why did with the Jelly Bean Day?
Speaker 4:
[33:01] It's also Jelly Bean Day. And in researching a day to celebrate for Woody Game Wednesday, I went into a Jelly Bean rabbit hole.
Speaker 2:
[33:10] Yeah, Tim said, did I hear Woody say that Ronald Reagan ordered 721 pound bags per month to the White House?
Speaker 3:
[33:20] It doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 4:
[33:21] He had a standing order for 720 bags of jelly beans to be delivered to the White House every month.
Speaker 3:
[33:29] That's some kind of deal.
Speaker 4:
[33:30] One pound bags.
Speaker 2:
[33:31] But obviously, he's not eating all of them. I mean, the White House is enjoyed by many, many people, I guess.
Speaker 4:
[33:37] But had them on Air Force One cabinet meetings, various jars around the White House, the Oval Office, gave it to dignitaries and...
Speaker 3:
[33:47] I mean, how many times are you going to give jelly beans to a dignitary before they're like, I still have the bag you gave me last time. Chelsea, because it's kind of like, especially 80s jelly beans, not really that great.
Speaker 2:
[33:59] 80s jelly beans, as in the 1980s? Yes. In what sense?
Speaker 4:
[34:02] They were only flavored on the outside.
Speaker 3:
[34:05] They were just very manufactured in my mind. And now these days, we have the Starburst ones. We have the Jelly Bellies.
Speaker 2:
[34:12] Okay, I didn't know you were an expert. They were only flavored on the outside, said Woody.
Speaker 4:
[34:16] That's correct.
Speaker 3:
[34:17] What does that mean?
Speaker 4:
[34:18] They were larger and just the shell of the jelly beans was the flavor and there was like a goo inside.
Speaker 3:
[34:24] I don't know about your goo, but I'll give you like that weird flavor on the outside.
Speaker 7:
[34:28] They weren't good.
Speaker 2:
[34:30] I don't know about your goo, but I'll go with weird flavor on the outside. That's going to be on a t-shirt.
Speaker 4:
[34:36] That he had 720 bags on a standing order delivered every month to the White House or that for his inauguration, President Reagan ordered three and a half tons of red, white and blue jelly beans to commemorate the event.
Speaker 3:
[34:49] Three and a half tons. What are you doing with those? I don't know. I mean, it's like the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese, the jelly beans.
Speaker 4:
[34:58] Three, yep.
Speaker 3:
[34:59] I feel like no one, there's no oversight committee questioning this because I feel like he, somebody had some dirt on him. Somebody in Big Jelly Bean knew something about Ronald Reagan and they were like, look, you can just keep me in business for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4:
[35:11] He was a fan before he became president as he was running for governor in 1966. He was trying to quit smoking and took up eating jelly beans to sort of that oral fixation.
Speaker 3:
[35:21] Sure. I'll give you that, but you don't need 720 pounds a month or to push them on everyone you know.
Speaker 4:
[35:27] This was the 80s, Chelsea. You weren't there. A lot of cocaine.
Speaker 3:
[35:30] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[35:30] A lot of cocaine.
Speaker 3:
[35:31] Don't do cocaine. Just have these jelly beans. That was Nancy's war on drugs.
Speaker 4:
[35:35] Just say no. Have this jelly bean.
Speaker 2:
[35:38] I don't think that's right, but the 80s were a long time ago.
Speaker 4:
[35:41] His favorite flavor?
Speaker 3:
[35:43] Pink.
Speaker 2:
[35:43] Black.
Speaker 4:
[35:44] The black ones. That's correct. Licorice flavor. You know why?
Speaker 2:
[35:47] Because once you go black, you never go back.
Speaker 4:
[35:50] It's a superior flavor above all else.
Speaker 2:
[35:53] Black don't crack.
Speaker 4:
[35:54] That's correct.
Speaker 3:
[35:55] Cold bean is about to walk out.
Speaker 2:
[35:56] By the way, black is not a flavor.
Speaker 4:
[35:58] I'll just throw that out there. I said licorice.
Speaker 2:
[36:00] The black ones.
Speaker 3:
[36:03] That's a lot of information about Ronald Reagan. I'm not really sure I need it, but I'll keep it in my back pocket.
Speaker 4:
[36:10] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[36:11] Maybe it will come in handy someday.
Speaker 4:
[36:12] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[36:13] Did you want to throw another famous Girl Scout at us?
Speaker 4:
[36:16] How about this person right here?
Speaker 12:
[36:17] 30% of all adults who should be getting screened are not screened. And the American Cancer Society lowered the screening age to 45.
Speaker 3:
[36:26] Chelsea, is that Katie Couric?
Speaker 4:
[36:28] That is Katie Couric, who famously was on television getting a colonoscopy. Show how easy it is and effective. Girl Scout, how about this one?
Speaker 11:
[36:38] 20 years ago when we were trying to-
Speaker 4:
[36:40] Wilcox.
Speaker 3:
[36:40] Ellen DeGeneres.
Speaker 4:
[36:41] Ellen DeGeneres is correct. Nice job. And this one is just for Wilcox.
Speaker 12:
[36:46] You are a college graduate, right?
Speaker 10:
[36:50] Well-educated, actress.
Speaker 3:
[36:52] I know it.
Speaker 2:
[36:53] Wilcox. This is... I think. Is it Barbara Walters?
Speaker 3:
[36:56] That's my guess.
Speaker 4:
[36:57] Barbara Walters.
Speaker 3:
[36:59] Everybody knows Barbara Walters.
Speaker 4:
[37:00] That's right.
Speaker 2:
[37:01] Well, I don't know if that's accurate.
Speaker 4:
[37:02] How about this last one?
Speaker 3:
[37:03] Boomers are all about money. Gen X is like, is it all about money?
Speaker 12:
[37:07] Millennials are like, where is the money? And Gen Z is like, what is money?
Speaker 3:
[37:14] I need more context.
Speaker 4:
[37:17] That is Amy Poehler. Amy Poehler.
Speaker 3:
[37:20] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[37:21] Former Girl Scouts.
Speaker 3:
[37:22] All right. Not terrible.
Speaker 2:
[37:24] Learned a lot about Girl Scouts and Jelly Beans today. Didn't know that was going to be a thing today on the Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 6:
[37:31] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[37:34] Cool Beans, I'm sure you're excited. The new show Hulk Hogan, Real American dropped on Netflix today. I guess this is the documentary about Hulk Hogan and features his very last interview. So he died a year ago. Is that last summer?
Speaker 3:
[37:56] I don't know time.
Speaker 2:
[37:57] No. What are you saying? No, you don't want to watch it. You're not a fan.
Speaker 4:
[38:00] He died on July 24th of last year.
Speaker 2:
[38:02] Okay. So I was right about the death. She's giving thumbs down. I guess doesn't care about that. Cool Beans, the resident wrestling expert on the show. Speaking of shows, Woody, did you see that they've announced ESPN Jeopardy as a new show? It's just like Jeopardy, but it will be all sports related and hosted by?
Speaker 3:
[38:23] Kevin Hart?
Speaker 4:
[38:24] Everything is hosted by Kevin Hart.
Speaker 3:
[38:26] Joel McHale?
Speaker 2:
[38:27] Joe Buck.
Speaker 4:
[38:28] Oh, cool.
Speaker 3:
[38:29] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[38:30] What do you mean, oh, cool?
Speaker 3:
[38:31] He's turned on, he's had a turn on.
Speaker 4:
[38:32] You remember I had a 180 when I heard Joe Buck on a podcast really make fun of himself and be very self-deprecating and understanding that they, who he is and how he's perceived in the world. I've done a flip-flop on Joe Buck.
Speaker 3:
[38:48] I get it. I feel similarly.
Speaker 2:
[38:50] Billed as Jeopardy for sports fanatics and will cover the full spectrum of the sports world. It'll be done just like Jeopardy. I believe then it airs on ABC and then streams on Hulu the next day, something like that. This is part of a new phenomenon where they're doing all different types of Jeopardy. Obviously the current regular one. Remember I've talked about pop culture Jeopardy. Is anybody watching that? It's hosted by Colin Jost. He's great as always with everything from SNL of course. If you want to feel old, if you're over 35, watch that with a 20 year old. Is that just you? It is not just me. You come over to the house sometime when the kids are back from school, you'll get hammered.
Speaker 3:
[39:39] I feel like they should know that more than us. They're more ingrained in it. Come over to the traditional Jeopardy and we'll whoop up on you.
Speaker 2:
[39:47] Pop culture doesn't have to mean only for 20-year-olds, though.
Speaker 3:
[39:51] I know. There was popular culture of other times. Do they incorporate that at all?
Speaker 2:
[39:55] They do not. Like, I'm serious. I get in a full episode, I might get two answers right.
Speaker 3:
[40:02] Well, you're not great at that anyway.
Speaker 2:
[40:03] Yeah, that's you. It's not me. I swear to you. I truly want you to come over. I'll have Joe and Sydney stomp a mud hole in you.
Speaker 3:
[40:13] Cool being saying it to you.
Speaker 2:
[40:14] It is 100% not me.
Speaker 4:
[40:16] But I like the fact that they're sort of expanding it. Remember a while back they had Rock and Roll Jeopardy by, hosted by what's his name from Sugar Ray?
Speaker 3:
[40:24] Mark McGrath.
Speaker 2:
[40:25] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[40:26] And that was really cool because to your point Wilcox, people who think they know music, I would tune into that. And Mark McGrath is like the Ken Jennings of music. That dude knows a ton of stuff. Oh my God. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[40:39] Well yeah, I feel like expanding to different Jeopardy's is not bad relative to how other shows just play off the same damn thing all the time.
Speaker 4:
[40:47] Because I don't watch Jeopardy for one main reason. When I tune in, it makes me feel stupid. And I don't like TV shows that make me, like there's so much where like, I don't even know what they're asking. And so there I am, Wheel of Fortune, baby, come on.
Speaker 2:
[41:05] How dare you.
Speaker 3:
[41:06] Are you saying this for not smart people?
Speaker 2:
[41:08] I think that's what I took out of it. Although he did throw himself into that same category. So there is that piece of it.
Speaker 3:
[41:14] Like we've seen plenty of people struggle with Wheel of Fortune. Come on. I mean, think about some of those.
Speaker 4:
[41:21] Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3:
[41:22] Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:
[41:23] It ain't limited to that. There's some great terrible answers on that. So no debut date for the ESPN Jeopardy. So that's TBD, but Joe Buck officially in.
Speaker 8:
[41:36] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[41:38] Appreciate your calls.
Speaker 13:
[41:40] Good morning, guys. Wilcox, I haven't heard about the ESPN Jeopardy, but I love the idea. Usually if I do watch regular Jeopardy, that's the only questions I get right, are the sports questions. But I feel like ESPN missed an opportunity here. They should have went with Peyton Manning. Way funnier. Just way like Joe Buck will be too serious. I feel like Peyton Manning would have had fun with it. And I think it would have been better with Peyton Manning. What do you think? Have a good day.
Speaker 2:
[42:04] I agree that Peyton Manning would have been a great host for what they're calling ESPN Jeopardy. If you're just tuning in, this was just announced it is official. It'll be like a Hulu thing, et cetera. And another in the long line of different types of Jeopardy that they do now, including pop culture Jeopardy. And they announced that it will be hosted by Joe Buck. But yeah, I think Peyton Manning would be great. I think Joe Buck is gonna be funnier than you think he will. You're right. He does have that air of sort of, I'm very straight laced. But I think that's also part of the way his comedy will be delivered to really dry that sort of thing. So, but you're right. Peyton Manning is fantastic. He's been great on SNL.
Speaker 4:
[42:45] Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2:
[42:46] I'm sorry?
Speaker 4:
[42:47] Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 2:
[42:47] You think Snoop Dogg would be a good hoax?
Speaker 3:
[42:49] He has been, you know.
Speaker 4:
[42:49] He's been a football coach. He has his own football league.
Speaker 3:
[42:52] He's been at the Olympics every time. Yep, true.
Speaker 2:
[42:54] And he is funny. And he's already had proven, I guess, success on other game shows. Remember how good he was at Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 6:
[43:05] And it's Snoop.
Speaker 14:
[43:07] Baking onions.
Speaker 1:
[43:09] No, everybody else is in it now.
Speaker 6:
[43:11] Amanda?
Speaker 8:
[43:11] Baking brownies.
Speaker 14:
[43:26] Toilet Atlas.
Speaker 1:
[43:28] I have no idea, but Mark.
Speaker 12:
[43:31] Talented artist. That's it.
Speaker 3:
[43:35] I think about Toilet Atlas all the time.
Speaker 2:
[43:38] Do you?
Speaker 3:
[43:39] I do.
Speaker 5:
[43:49] Swallowing the Knot.
Speaker 13:
[43:52] No, that's not right. Everybody else got Amanda.
Speaker 11:
[43:54] Sweetening the Pot.
Speaker 5:
[43:55] Yeah, they...
Speaker 4:
[43:56] Swallowing the Knot.
Speaker 2:
[44:00] First of all, Knot in this case would be four letters, right?
Speaker 5:
[44:04] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[44:04] Correct. Swallowing the Knot.
Speaker 3:
[44:05] It would have been N-O-T.
Speaker 2:
[44:06] So, sweetening the pot. Okay. Well, you know what? Yeah, I do think Snoop would be a great host of the ESPN Jeopardy as well. Swallowing the Knot. I mean, maybe we'll see. Maybe Joe Buck won't work out. These are all great suggestions. There is no TBD. It's TBD. We don't know when it's going to actually debut yet, but it is officially happening.
Speaker 1:
[44:28] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[44:29] I'm going to ask Woody a question, but then I'm going to open it up to everybody and share once again the good news with you. So hang on. Okay. Woody, where do we stand on your health journey? Have you contacted a doctor since all of the S hit the fan over the last what, two months?
Speaker 4:
[44:46] Yes. Yeah. Yesterday I reached out to the Spleen doctor and was on hold for a while. And then it gave me that, hey, press one for a callback. You're seventh in line.
Speaker 2:
[44:59] And I was like, okay, pressed one and forgotten that at the doctor, seventh in line at the Spleen doctor.
Speaker 4:
[45:07] I'm very popular. People want to be like me.
Speaker 2:
[45:09] I don't think it has anything to do with you being popular.
Speaker 4:
[45:12] Still waiting for that callback, by the way. So they must have been real busy with Spleen's overnight.
Speaker 3:
[45:16] Those are the people that were supposed to call him to begin with. And finally, he's like, fine, I'll just try to call you.
Speaker 4:
[45:21] Chelsea, are you referring to the doctor that I was referred to on March 31st? Yes.
Speaker 3:
[45:26] Not to minimize the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie, but she's been missing the same amount of time as Woody's been going through this health mystery.
Speaker 4:
[45:34] Coincidence?
Speaker 3:
[45:35] I'm just saying when you think about, oh my goodness, that poor woman, she's been missing a long time. Remember that Woody has had no answers also.
Speaker 2:
[45:42] Right, but you're not equating the two, correct?
Speaker 3:
[45:44] I'm not equating the two, I'm just trying to give you a measure of time.
Speaker 4:
[45:47] Although there are several websites you can bet on which one will be resolved faster.
Speaker 2:
[45:51] I don't think that's accurate. So here's the positive for everyone who's like, I don't care what Woody's spleen is doing. Because of all of this, when we first started talking about it, you may recall, maybe you don't know, that a guy named Denny who's a listener but also works with craft body scan was like, hey man, come in here and get scanned. We're not going to make you wait and be the seventh person on hold and all that. So since then, Woody has gone in and gotten scanned. And by the way, I went in and got scanned too. And my wife is going today. They've opened it up for everybody. And by the way, we've since determined, it doesn't matter where you're listening, wherever they have a craft body scan place and they have multiple locations, if you use the promo code Woody50, you get a heart and lung scan for two people for 99 bucks. We're normally into the hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for that stuff. So 99 bucks for two people, promo code Woody50. And again, remember, this is all because Woody has horrible doctors and horrible health. Through that, which you would have thought, how's any of that going to help me? This is how it's going to help you. Because we had a diligent listener named Denny who works for Kraft BodyScan who was like, let's open it up to everybody. Because this sort of information is really critical.
Speaker 3:
[47:13] It is. And Woody's ailments will help somebody discover something that they didn't know was going on.
Speaker 4:
[47:18] Let me just correct you. I don't have horrible doctors. They're just referring me to horrible doctors.
Speaker 2:
[47:24] I thought you were going to say something about your health. You weren't going to try and push back on that, right? No.
Speaker 4:
[47:29] Come on. That's just a fact.
Speaker 3:
[47:30] Frank and I are going to go in next week, so we'll get ours done. And I also told all my family in Columbus, Ohio to go get theirs. And I've also told certain people to maybe plan their vacations or travel around this. It's not a bad idea. I told my mom to come see me. I'm like, look, you want to go someplace warm this summer. Maybe you're going to Tampa. You can go there. And same thing.
Speaker 4:
[47:52] Well, it's fast, too.
Speaker 3:
[47:53] Yeah, it is. And you keep your clothes on. It's non-invasive. Woody immediately started trying to take his clothes off. They're like, no, sir.
Speaker 4:
[48:01] My favorite part is they didn't say, hey, you can't eat all day.
Speaker 2:
[48:05] Just go ahead and eat right there. Denise was like, what's the lead up? Do I have to not do anything for 12 hours or something? I was like, there's no, there's nothing. You don't have to do anything different. And by the way, this sort of scan is the one where they do it and somebody thinks they're completely healthy. And then they're like, oh, my Widowmaker thing is 85% blocked. And I had no idea. Those are the things that you might find out about your heart or whatever else is going on inside there. So again, anybody can do it. It doesn't matter where you're listening, as long as there's a craft body scan near you. I've tweeted out the link and the promo code. I'll also get it up on Instagram as well, but it's not there yet. Follow along at Woody and Wilcox and use that promo code Woody50. It's huge.
Speaker 8:
[48:49] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 1:
[48:53] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[48:55] We're talking a second ago about new shows that are hitting. First of all, the new Hulk Hogan documentary dropped today. So, if that's your thang, it's called Hulk Hogan Real American. It's a Netflix deal. They also announced, speaking to TV stuff, that there's going to be something new called ESPN Jeopardy. And it'll be just like regular Jeopardy, but all sports. And it'll be hosted by Joe Buck. And we were talking about, oh, somebody mentioned, wouldn't it have been great if Peyton Manning was the host? Does seem like it would be. Then I think, what he said, what if Snoop was the host?
Speaker 4:
[49:28] It means he does everything. Brilliant.
Speaker 2:
[49:29] Snoop is fun. He does love sports clearly. He has an odd mind. That's been proven. We were playing some clips of him on the Wheel of Fortune when he was, I don't know how much of that was legit and he was making crazy guesses, but I appreciate your calls.
Speaker 15:
[49:46] Oh my God. You guys are forgetting the most amazing Snoop Dogg moment on a game show. And that was when he was on Family Feud and his answer was pie in the horse. If you've not seen the clip, please look it up. You will get a great belly laugh for the morning. You guys have a great day. Bye.
Speaker 2:
[50:06] I believe she said pie in the horse on Family Feud. I'm not familiar with that clip. I'll be honest with you. I think I've got it here.
Speaker 14:
[50:13] 35 seconds on the clock, please. Here we go. We asked 100 women, how much does your purse weigh?
Speaker 15:
[50:21] Three pounds.
Speaker 14:
[50:22] Name a salad dressing you'd find at most salad bars. Ranch. Try again.
Speaker 15:
[50:27] French.
Speaker 14:
[50:28] Name something that happens in the month of April. April Fools. Fill in the blank. Pie in the what? Horse. Name a color in a traffic light. Red.
Speaker 2:
[50:43] All right. Pause it there. Man, the answers are amazing except for that one. What do you think the purse weight should be, Chelsea, by the way, before we get to pie in the horse. Okay. Well, he said three. We don't know the answer yet. Usually at that point, then they're like number one answer was.
Speaker 3:
[51:03] People are probably closer to 10. But most people because men and women are asked are going to name five is what they're going to say.
Speaker 4:
[51:10] Five pounds was the number one answer.
Speaker 3:
[51:13] You know, who's saying three or two? That seems weird. You got to do psychology.
Speaker 4:
[51:16] It's a man trying to answer about a woman's purse.
Speaker 2:
[51:19] By the way, pie in the blank has got to be face, right? Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 3:
[51:24] Pie in the sky? Isn't that an expression?
Speaker 4:
[51:26] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[51:27] I mean, that would have been your first answer. And probably whoever went before him would have answered that.
Speaker 4:
[51:31] Pie in the sky got 43.
Speaker 2:
[51:33] But it wasn't like he said pie in the face and they were like, try again.
Speaker 3:
[51:36] No.
Speaker 2:
[51:36] And then he was like, uh, horse?
Speaker 3:
[51:38] He went straight to horse.
Speaker 2:
[51:39] He went right to horse, which is not normal.
Speaker 4:
[51:42] Yeah. They talk about it here.
Speaker 14:
[51:43] April Fools' Day Survey Set.
Speaker 4:
[51:52] He's one point away from winning for his family at this point.
Speaker 3:
[51:56] That's so close.
Speaker 4:
[51:56] And now comes the answer that we're all waiting for. Did anybody answer Pie in the Horse?
Speaker 14:
[52:05] No. No. God, here's Pie in the... What the hell did you say?
Speaker 4:
[52:19] He can't even look at the camera. He's got his back turned to the camera.
Speaker 14:
[52:25] Pie in the what? In the heart.
Speaker 4:
[52:44] Why would that be first?
Speaker 14:
[52:50] Folks, when your brain cells have... I mean, your brain cells have suffered a little bit. You got to have moments like this. This is going to be on YouTube. Because Snoop just said, pie in the horse. The hell is he talking about?
Speaker 3:
[53:21] Was that the last one? Did he ever get the point?
Speaker 4:
[53:23] No, that was not the last one.
Speaker 2:
[53:25] Well, nobody said pie in the horse, that's for sure.
Speaker 14:
[53:27] I need one point, I need one of the person in this world who for some reason has found a pie stuck up inside a horse, cut it and served it to the people. Survey says...
Speaker 2:
[53:56] By the way, when you Google pie and the horse, it does come up on Urban Dictionary. But the answer is Snoop Dogg's answer to fill in the blank, pie in the blank.
Speaker 3:
[54:05] He had some book he loved as a child called Pie and the Horse. And that's what was in his mind. And it's gotten a little mixed up over the years.
Speaker 2:
[54:12] Now there are a lot of pie in the blanks on Urban Dictionary. So go ahead and take a look at that when you get a chance. Pie in the eye is not one that I can talk about on the radio. So lots in there. Pie in the fridge is another one. So there's a lot in there that he could have said, although Horse was not any of them. So good call. I'd never seen that clip before. I thought I'd seen all the ridiculous Snoop Dogg game show clips. So thank you for that, whoever you were calling. 704 Fez 3200, the Talkback Button is also available if you want to put a pie in the horse.
Speaker 1:
[54:48] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[54:50] We were talking a second ago about new TV shows that have either been announced or are dropping today. The new Hulk Hogan documentary hits Netflix today. Also, yesterday they announced that it is for sure that there will be a new show called ESPN Jeopardy, which in this case will be an all sports Jeopardy show hosted by Joe Buck. The participants apparently won't just be average folks though, it will be people from ESPN, so former athletes potentially and others competing for charity, but it will all be sports based. And that led to somebody calling in and saying, what about Snoop Dog hosting? Wouldn't he have been great? And then somehow we had missed a clip from Snoop on Wheel of Fortune where he had answered pie in the blank as pie in the horse. I was unfamiliar with that and Tim emailing in and saying, you guys are coming down a little hard on Snoop. I've heard your show. You guys are not flawless either.
Speaker 4:
[55:53] What's he talking about?
Speaker 2:
[55:54] That's not really accurate, Tim. There's never actually been a mistake made on the Woody and Wilcox Show, so I feel like we can throw stones all we want.
Speaker 4:
[56:03] And now, a moment with Wilcox.
Speaker 2:
[56:09] And it's going to be all over you like a pig on stank, or a fly on something, or all over you. Tell you that much.
Speaker 4:
[56:17] This has been A Moment with Wilcox.
Speaker 2:
[56:20] Fly on blank? Yes, my answer would have been fly on stank. You're damn right it would have been. I don't know if that's really a mistake.
Speaker 4:
[56:28] And now, A Moment with Wilcox.
Speaker 2:
[56:33] And those of you that also are commenting on the Woody & Wilcox, yeah, William, what's our name? Is it Woody and, what are we calling it this? Woody and Wilcox? Is that how you say it?
Speaker 4:
[56:43] This has been A Moment with Wilcox.
Speaker 2:
[56:46] That might be considered a mistake, sure. But still, fly on stank, pie and horse. I mean, there's a connection. And now, A Moment with Woody.
Speaker 4:
[57:02] And we are talking the NFL. They say on any given Sunday, any team can beat anybody other, anybody, any other team. I'm sure they say it that way.
Speaker 2:
[57:09] They say it exactly like that, as a matter of fact. That was A Moment with Woody. Still my favorite, I feel like. I may have a lot more mistakes than you do, but that one still is like the king. The king of all of them, I feel like.
Speaker 4:
[57:24] Rolling downhill, it kept getting faster and worse.
Speaker 2:
[57:27] Given Sunday. Anybody can beat any other, any team other, or whatever you said. I can't even repeat it.
Speaker 4:
[57:33] I don't, neither can I.
Speaker 2:
[57:34] It's that disjointed. 704, so Tim, all right, I guess your point is well made. 704, Fez 3200, talk back button also available to you on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1:
[57:44] The way in Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[57:47] How would you feel if your father was your fertility doctor? Chelsea.
Speaker 3:
[57:52] I mean, do we have to have exams?
Speaker 2:
[57:54] Because that'd be wasn't what your fertility doctor does, but I'm not positive.
Speaker 3:
[57:58] I don't know. Woody's wife's brother-in-law was her fertility doctor.
Speaker 4:
[58:02] No, no.
Speaker 2:
[58:03] How do you want to phrase it, Woody?
Speaker 4:
[58:05] He delivered our children. He was an OB, he wasn't our fertility doctor.
Speaker 3:
[58:09] I mean, come on, still same part.
Speaker 2:
[58:11] Tomato, tomato though, right? I mean, you still have your relative down there.
Speaker 3:
[58:15] Yeah. Why are you asking me this?
Speaker 2:
[58:16] Because Natalie Portman, by the way, is pregnant.
Speaker 3:
[58:19] I saw this yesterday and I had big feelings.
Speaker 2:
[58:22] Natalie Portman is how old?
Speaker 3:
[58:23] Forty-four years old, almost forty-five.
Speaker 2:
[58:25] Chelsea's already done the do-do with her.
Speaker 3:
[58:27] This is why it was noteworthy because she's one of the actresses. We're all kind of close in age and I feel like we grew up together because they've been famous for a long time.
Speaker 2:
[58:34] We are considered- So her father, oh, you know what? Her father is a fertility doctor, not her fertility doctor.
Speaker 3:
[58:41] Does that somehow by osmosis make you more fertile? Because the odds of getting pregnant naturally at that age are very low.
Speaker 2:
[58:49] Right. Yeah, I don't know. Well, she does not a surrogate from her quotes. It makes it sound like it just happened. It doesn't sound like she was getting treatment.
Speaker 3:
[58:56] This is a new guy. So she probably was like, oh, that ship has sailed and she told him that and then it had not sailed and here they are.
Speaker 2:
[59:03] She is with a dude who's French and I never took French in school. But his first name is Tan Guy.
Speaker 4:
[59:14] I don't think that's how you say it.
Speaker 2:
[59:15] T-A-N-G-U-Y.
Speaker 4:
[59:18] Right, but in French, I believe it would be Tongue Guy.
Speaker 2:
[59:22] Well, I don't know and I don't want you to say that. It's Tan Guy. I think it's Tan Guy, but think of this.
Speaker 14:
[59:31] It's Patricia.
Speaker 2:
[59:33] Bitch. Yeah, that's immediately what I think of when I say it.
Speaker 3:
[59:36] Natalie Portman's having a baby with Tan Mom? What's going on today?
Speaker 4:
[59:40] The world doesn't know how French works.
Speaker 2:
[59:43] Kids, go ahead and look up Tan Mom if this is the first you're hearing about it. That'll be fun for everybody. Well, I don't know. Yeah, it's her third kid. She's 44.
Speaker 3:
[59:55] She's starting over.
Speaker 2:
[59:55] She's dating a dude named Tan Guy. I don't know how it happened.
Speaker 3:
[60:01] I think the usual way.
Speaker 2:
[60:02] Well, that's not.
Speaker 3:
[60:04] Oh, you're saying, oh, was it like IVF or something like that?
Speaker 2:
[60:09] Intended or just a whoops.
Speaker 3:
[60:11] They just met like a year ago. So that's a lot of decisions to be made. And you already have older kids. Do you want to start over again with a baby? How much do you know this guy or like this guy?
Speaker 2:
[60:21] Okay, but you're not suggesting people don't have kids or get pregnant early in relationships, right?
Speaker 3:
[60:26] No, but it's a lot easier when you're younger, is what I'm saying, to accidentally.
Speaker 2:
[60:31] The odds of it working?
Speaker 3:
[60:33] Odds of that happening, yeah.
Speaker 4:
[60:34] Because you're considered a geriatric pregnancy at like 35.
Speaker 3:
[60:38] They don't call you geriatric, but yes, it starts at 35 and you have to have extra testing.
Speaker 2:
[60:44] Why would you say geriatric? Is that what they call it? Geriatric?
Speaker 3:
[60:46] Geriatric.
Speaker 4:
[60:47] I think that's what they call it.
Speaker 2:
[60:48] No. I have no clue. I mean, Woody says it with such conviction. The problem is you say everything with the same conviction.
Speaker 4:
[60:55] Thank you.
Speaker 2:
[60:56] I don't know that that's true. Well, I did just see that thanks to all the other stuff going on, that the price of condoms has gone way up. Maybe this is the problem. Maybe somehow they just, if Natalie Portman can't afford condoms.
Speaker 3:
[61:08] Right. French condoms are.
Speaker 2:
[61:09] We're in a tough spot.
Speaker 3:
[61:10] They're a lot more expensive.
Speaker 4:
[61:11] Geriatric pregnancy or advanced maternal age pregnancy.
Speaker 3:
[61:15] They call it advanced maternal age. No one has ever said geriatric pregnancy to me. Maybe that's an antiquated way to say it.
Speaker 4:
[61:21] I had to go tan mom, bitch. But look it up.
Speaker 3:
[61:24] I'm telling you as a woman, no one uses those words anymore. Because geriatric has a different connotation.
Speaker 2:
[61:31] Did you say not to your face?
Speaker 4:
[61:32] That's right.
Speaker 2:
[61:33] So behind Chelsea's back, people are calling her geriatric?
Speaker 4:
[61:36] Yes, if she's pregnant.
Speaker 2:
[61:38] By the way, I'm not kidding about the other thing. The Iran War has led to one of the biggest players in the condom industry. Oh my gosh. Raising the price of condoms by 30%.
Speaker 3:
[61:49] I thought the war got her pregnant for a second.
Speaker 2:
[61:51] Well, it may have because tan guy couldn't afford condoms.
Speaker 3:
[61:55] You got to go back to those old school methods that don't really work, kids.
Speaker 2:
[61:59] I want that on a t-shirt. Tan guy couldn't afford condoms. No one will know what that means, including me. I will have forgotten it by tomorrow. And I'll be like, what does that shirt mean?
Speaker 3:
[62:10] That's why Natalie Portman is pregnant. War, tan guy, condoms, pregnancy.
Speaker 2:
[62:14] If you're just tuning in, this is a lot, I get it.
Speaker 4:
[62:16] It's like a mad lens.
Speaker 2:
[62:18] But well, that's what happens when you date tan guy.
Speaker 4:
[62:21] It's tongue-y.
Speaker 3:
[62:23] I don't like it when you say tongue-y. And I'm not even sure that's right.
Speaker 2:
[62:28] You don't like it when he says geriatric pregnancy either. Maybe you just don't like it when Woody talks.
Speaker 3:
[62:32] True.
Speaker 2:
[62:33] That sounds right. That's gotta be the answer.
Speaker 4:
[62:35] Touch it on my tongue-y.
Speaker 2:
[62:36] All right, that's enough. So, I mean, I guess this gives hope to other geriatrics like you, Chelsea.
Speaker 3:
[62:44] If you want to accidentally get pregnant from a French guy named Tan Guy, then you still can.
Speaker 2:
[62:49] Is he a musician or did I see he's a DJ or is he both?
Speaker 4:
[62:53] He's a DJ, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[62:54] He's a DJ. Ladies, the DJs are the best.
Speaker 3:
[62:57] Oh, is he like 30?
Speaker 2:
[62:58] No, he's also in his 40s.
Speaker 4:
[63:00] 45.
Speaker 3:
[63:00] Oh, good for you for having an adult.
Speaker 2:
[63:02] So, Tan Guy the DJ will get it done.
Speaker 1:
[63:06] The Woody and Wilcox Show, the Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[63:11] So Steve says, I heard you guys saying something about Tan Guy. I don't know what that was. Yeah, you don't need to go back and grab the podcast though it might be educational. But he said, did you say that the price of condoms have gone up because of the war in Iran? That's what I, yes, I did say that because I was reading that. I actually didn't share the full headline, which is Iran war jacking up the price of condoms, which I thought, is that an intentional use of the phrase jacking up?
Speaker 3:
[63:41] A hundred percent. That's a choice made by a man. Sorry to say, because you could have just said rising condom prices because of the war, and that's but rising not as aggressive as jacking. Okay? To the reader or to the eye.
Speaker 2:
[63:55] Cool beans. We're going to need that on a t-shirt too. Rising, not as aggressive as jacking. Well, at least it didn't say jerking, so I guess that could have been worse. But apparently it has something to do with oil-derived chemicals, which I didn't know necessarily. I mean, I'm not, listen, I'm not a scientist or a physicist or whatever it takes to make condoms.
Speaker 4:
[64:17] Are they latex? They're not oil-based.
Speaker 2:
[64:19] Some of them maybe are. I don't know the answers. They say, quote, shortages of oil-derived chemicals and higher raw material prices through the supply chain. In his case, he says, pushing up the cost of condom wrappers and lubricants. He doesn't say jacking or forging. He just says pushing up the price. But yes.
Speaker 3:
[64:47] It's just the wrappers can we just get.
Speaker 2:
[64:49] There's a there's a company called Carex, which is like a lesser known, but they're the ones who produce some of the name brands of condoms that you've heard of. The Durex, I think also the Trojan. They're all made by one company. Isn't it ridiculous? It's like the mattress people. Like they're all like it's a hidden. It's one company that makes everything and they just put different labels on it.
Speaker 4:
[65:12] The eyeglasses and sunglasses.
Speaker 2:
[65:14] Yes, same deal. And you see that actually in a lot of businesses, but some of those are more well known.
Speaker 3:
[65:20] We should have diversified more and not gotten into this situation.
Speaker 2:
[65:23] But they're saying 30% increase. So I mean, I don't know. It's been a minute since I've purchased this product. So I don't know what they're running you normally. Way to go, bragger. Probably pretty, no, believe me, I'm not bragging. That's as much as I'm going to say on that. Okay, but yes, so more than it was is all I can answer that. But yes, Steve, to answer your question, I did say that the CEO of this company saying there could be further price adjustments down the road. If these disruptions in the supply chain continue, I assume it's a reference to all the ships being stuck over there, not being able to get through. There's just one ship that's just full of condoms. The condom boat is coming through and they got hung up. So, that's all we know.
Speaker 3:
[66:09] All right.
Speaker 4:
[66:10] What about dental dams?
Speaker 3:
[66:12] Use your...
Speaker 2:
[66:14] What?
Speaker 3:
[66:14] What about them?
Speaker 2:
[66:15] Why would you ask that question?
Speaker 4:
[66:16] Aren't they the same meat people? They're just like a... I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[66:21] Are they produced by the same company? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 4:
[66:23] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[66:23] I don't have that answer. Is there a boat with... No, I'm not even...
Speaker 3:
[66:28] I don't. Don't even...
Speaker 2:
[66:29] I'm not entertaining it.
Speaker 3:
[66:30] Yeah, thank you. Just ignore all that last part and I'll cut it out.
Speaker 2:
[66:35] You can't cut it out. It's a live show, Chelsea. I don't think that's going to work, but I appreciate you're handling the headline, ins and outs when it comes to verbiage.
Speaker 3:
[66:45] You come to me every time.
Speaker 2:
[66:46] Whether it's Push Up or Jack. 704FES3200. Hopefully that helps, Steve, with your condom question. I mean, I'm glad you come to us with all of those.
Speaker 1:
[66:56] The Woody and Wilcox Show.
Speaker 2:
[67:03] Lots learned on today on the show. And I think by statistics, a lot of people learned that it was Earth Day today. According to the last study, only 26 percent of Americans know when Earth Day happens. It's today and it's not one of those, oh, it's the fourth Wednesday of the month. It's always April 22nd, apparently. What do you do? Ah, that was actually the official answer. Ah, so, great news today. I believe I've got the quote right. Chelsea said, my muffin isn't worth $100. So we learned that today. We did have a Woody Game Wednesday today and it was one of the rare days when a listener nails exactly the day that Woody's going to celebrate and how. So kudos to listener Hooters Eric who has done it once again. Woody and Hooters Eric, so much in common. We've always said that. Lots of discussions about how you have to get your car inspected.
Speaker 4:
[68:16] Some people realize it for the first time.
Speaker 2:
[68:18] Yeah, well, it depends on where you live. So there's that. In your face, everybody. Guess who's the future owner of a 17 year old Toyota Camry. Boom. We learned that one of our former presidents once ordered three tons of jelly beans to the White House for a singular occasion. It's true. If you're old enough, you probably remember the lore around Ronald Reagan, but I didn't recall some of the statistics, because today, by the way, is National Jelly Bean Day. Google some of that or grab the podcast for it. We found out that there's going to be a new ESPN Jeopardy show, so all sports type Jeopardy. Joe Buck will be your host, although we'd all like to see Snoop. And there were a couple of suggestions for Flavor Flav. Not a bad suggestion either. The new Hulk Hogan documentary drops today. That's a thing. Anything else you missed, you'll grab it on the podcast. Search for Woody & Wilcox wherever you're downloading audio, or just make it easy on yourself. Make sure you've got the free iHeartRadio app. Intern Dave, what do you got for us?
Speaker 9:
[69:41] Another great show, guys.
Speaker 1:
[69:43] It's the Woody and Wilcox Show. Everyone in this room is now dumber. Not for a second have I even dwelled on the fact that the show is over. I don't think about it. I try not to think about it, and therefore I, you know, don't.
Speaker 5:
[70:00] Why don't you stop talking for a while?
Speaker 1:
[70:01] Because it's a very healthy way to deal with something that is very... ultimately not that important in the long run. It's not... Not, uh, not important at all. The Woody and Wilcox Show.