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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Look, Matt.
Speaker 2:
[00:02] Oh, I see.
Speaker 1:
[00:03] Wow.
Speaker 3:
[00:03] Oh my.
Speaker 2:
[00:04] Bowen, look over there.
Speaker 1:
[00:05] Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:
[00:07] Wow. Las Culturistas.
Speaker 4:
[00:10] Ding dong.
Speaker 2:
[00:11] Las Culturistas calling. It's going to be a rollicking day.
Speaker 1:
[00:16] I think it's going to be rocking and rolling, and taking the best over the horizon. What can it be?
Speaker 4:
[00:22] What the hell is that?
Speaker 1:
[00:23] It's a schoolhouse rock song.
Speaker 2:
[00:24] Wow.
Speaker 1:
[00:24] It's a schoolhouse rock song about Plymouth Rock. Because they had the history unit.
Speaker 2:
[00:29] Yeah, of course. Do you remember everything you need to know about this rock because of the song?
Speaker 1:
[00:34] No. I don't think there's much to know about it. Why are we worshiping at the feet of a rock, babe?
Speaker 2:
[00:43] Can I tell you something? Everything from this country that we're worshiping, it's a big old stop. And don't think that I'm talking about all kinds of national treasures. And I'm going to bring one up today that was our guest eight and a half years ago. Kate walked her ass into her unpermed ass at the time. Today she's got a perm.
Speaker 1:
[01:01] She's got a perm and it looks good to me.
Speaker 2:
[01:03] It looks good. Well, she's not happy.
Speaker 1:
[01:04] She's not happy.
Speaker 2:
[01:05] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[01:06] She has nothing to be unhappy about. Look at her. She waltzes in. This is her grand return to New York City.
Speaker 2:
[01:12] Big time.
Speaker 1:
[01:12] After several years of being sort of excommunicated from this town, she was kicked out. She was waiting for a socialist mayor before she came back.
Speaker 2:
[01:22] Well, I got news for you.
Speaker 1:
[01:24] I got news for her. But no, look at her. She is bridging the gap between New York and Cali. She's got her surfer hat on.
Speaker 2:
[01:31] She wants to qualify her red hat.
Speaker 1:
[01:33] Which we're not concerned about. It's corduroy. If it's red and corduroy, you don't have to qualify. Not the rule of culture.
Speaker 2:
[01:40] What rule of culture is that again?
Speaker 1:
[01:42] Number 57.
Speaker 2:
[01:43] If it's red and corduroy, you don't have to qualify. Otherwise, we could have a conversation. But she walked her ass unpermed up the time in here eight and a half years ago and said her culture that said culture was for me was Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 1:
[01:56] We didn't know everything back. This is before things happened.
Speaker 2:
[01:58] This is before, like, you know. It was a different time. It was a different time. Can I tell you? We'll bring the guest in. But you know what? Let's just bring the guest in. I like to say this to her face.
Speaker 1:
[02:08] She hosts Space Dow, the wonderful podcast. She is doing a show in New York. By the time this comes out, it will have happened. Everyone will have been crying tears over how amazing it was. She's at Netflix as a joke on May 5th.
Speaker 2:
[02:23] Yeah. And there was one other thing, too.
Speaker 3:
[02:25] Hollywood improv.
Speaker 1:
[02:26] Hollywood improv.
Speaker 2:
[02:28] We forgot to say where it was.
Speaker 1:
[02:29] She's touring. She's a touring girl.
Speaker 2:
[02:30] You got to follow Blair Socci on Instagram for all sorts of perm high drinks as well as tour dates. And we're so excited to have our friend back. I miss her so much. There was like a solid period in LA when we were going on hikes regularly. Bring back the hikes.
Speaker 1:
[02:48] They never went away.
Speaker 2:
[02:49] I know. We just stopped scheduling them.
Speaker 1:
[02:51] Yes, yes.
Speaker 2:
[02:51] But we're so back as of today. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1:
[02:54] Everyone, welcome Blair Socci.
Speaker 3:
[02:58] Oh, it is so great to be back here.
Speaker 2:
[03:01] So back to be great.
Speaker 3:
[03:03] Back to be great. I am violently hungover.
Speaker 1:
[03:05] What did you do? Oh, you went out with Rosebud. You went out with Rosebud.
Speaker 3:
[03:08] You know, I have a famous voice, so sort of the whole town stops if I like to sing a song.
Speaker 2:
[03:13] Can I ask you a question? Did you give them just a girl just for old time's sake?
Speaker 3:
[03:17] No, I didn't because things have changed as you made a little preview.
Speaker 2:
[03:22] You can no longer support.
Speaker 3:
[03:24] Preface. No, I mean, my girl, my girl out there who I grew up with, she was doing the femme tomboy that my whole life was sort of modeled off of.
Speaker 2:
[03:35] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[03:35] Anaheim, an Orange County girl.
Speaker 2:
[03:37] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[03:37] You know, she was everything, the red plaid with the cut off tank tops, you know, everything, blue hair, and now she's peddling some goddamn prayer app or some shit.
Speaker 2:
[03:49] Well, the thing about Orange County girls is they become Orange County women.
Speaker 3:
[03:53] Sure.
Speaker 2:
[03:53] And that's Real Culture number 88.
Speaker 1:
[03:55] The thing about Orange County girls is they become Orange County women.
Speaker 2:
[03:59] And that's not always on the right side of the political spectrum.
Speaker 3:
[04:03] I know. And then some of us, we get saved by moving to a big city.
Speaker 2:
[04:08] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[04:09] And then you meet other people of, you know, sort of different races and religions, creeds. And you understand sort of the rest of the world.
Speaker 2:
[04:16] You think that she's been in so many more cities than just Orange.
Speaker 3:
[04:20] Even more than me somehow. And then she made it back to a prayer app. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[04:24] When do you blame Blake? Or was that always in her?
Speaker 3:
[04:27] I think it was in her.
Speaker 2:
[04:28] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[04:30] When she went to that ranch with that disgraced politician who ended up quitting Paul Ryan, can't believe I resurrected his name. Everyone forgot about his ass.
Speaker 2:
[04:38] You know, I played him in like an improv everywhere thing.
Speaker 3:
[04:41] What?
Speaker 2:
[04:41] One time. Yeah, I played Paul Ryan.
Speaker 3:
[04:43] Wow.
Speaker 2:
[04:44] It was like, I barely remember what this was.
Speaker 3:
[04:47] That was the most chic he's ever been.
Speaker 2:
[04:49] I went to Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, I went to, I was doing like Man on the Street as Paul Ryan right outside his office. I'm Paul Ryan. Do you think trickle down works? It doesn't. I was like sort of like-
Speaker 1:
[05:04] And people believed that you were Paul Ryan?
Speaker 5:
[05:05] Is this still on the Internet?
Speaker 2:
[05:07] I don't think so. I don't think it ever really took off, but that's my Paul Ryan.
Speaker 1:
[05:14] What a time. I did an Improv Everywhere thing once.
Speaker 3:
[05:18] What is Improv Everywhere by the way?
Speaker 1:
[05:19] You don't remember this?
Speaker 2:
[05:20] Oh, you would be great.
Speaker 3:
[05:21] Sorry. I don't know. I'm a jock. You know that.
Speaker 2:
[05:23] I would love to see you just pop up anywhere. This is real theater gay shit.
Speaker 1:
[05:28] Improv Everywhere was basically like comedy flash mob.
Speaker 3:
[05:32] Oh, I love that. That sounds really fun.
Speaker 1:
[05:34] It was like spontaneous things happening in public spaces. So Matt's kind of describing a version of this. And it was like, gosh, it's such a bygone era of internet and comedy.
Speaker 3:
[05:45] Yeah, that sounds really fun.
Speaker 1:
[05:46] I know.
Speaker 3:
[05:47] Well, I just think it's so great like that you guys are having me back on the podcast. You know, I saw Jennifer Lawrence on and I said, OK, I'll come on again. Yes.
Speaker 2:
[05:56] You know, well, you texted and I was like, yeah, come on. All we want is for a pal of ours to sit in the chair.
Speaker 3:
[06:01] Yeah, you and Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 1:
[06:05] As Kidman, Nicole S.
Speaker 3:
[06:06] Kidman.
Speaker 2:
[06:07] What was her middle name?
Speaker 3:
[06:07] I have no idea, but I feel like Samantha. It's definitely Samantha. Nicole Samantha. And I saw that she came and I was like, OK, I'll come back on and I'll come back on. I love what's happening for Nicole right now. I sort of feel the Renaissance. She's happening and it's fun to watch. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1:
[06:22] It's been happening. Wait, what did you sing at karaoke last night?
Speaker 3:
[06:25] Well, Rosebud made me sing Fallout Boy, which I do feel was a little stereotypical.
Speaker 2:
[06:32] Okay. As a tomboy?
Speaker 3:
[06:34] Yeah, she said, like a little Orange County girl comes to the big city, we'll have her sing Fallout Boy.
Speaker 2:
[06:40] Which song? Which classic?
Speaker 3:
[06:43] Going Down. Yeah. Sugar, Sugar, Sugar.
Speaker 4:
[06:46] Sugar who, going down.
Speaker 3:
[06:48] Swing it. I am famous for having a beautiful, beautiful voice. A lot of men on the Internet compliment me daily about it. And everyone was like begging me to sing. I was like, please, please, please. That's why we all came here, you know? And then Russell was like, I swear, like this one is in your pitch, in your voice.
Speaker 2:
[07:08] In your pitch.
Speaker 3:
[07:09] And I was like, what is that? She's like skater.
Speaker 4:
[07:12] Skater pitch.
Speaker 2:
[07:14] Skater pitch might be the title of that.
Speaker 3:
[07:15] Yeah, skater.
Speaker 1:
[07:16] Skater pitch. Skater with an eight.
Speaker 3:
[07:18] Yeah, so I sang.
Speaker 2:
[07:19] Did you feel good about the performance after?
Speaker 3:
[07:21] Yeah, but see, I have every bit of performance in me. I just don't have the pipes. I have the melody. I just do not have the instrument.
Speaker 1:
[07:32] Yeah. But you have an indelible instrument.
Speaker 3:
[07:38] Thank you.
Speaker 1:
[07:38] Where it's like it's just you have like Jennifer Tilly voice.
Speaker 2:
[07:43] Dress your ass.
Speaker 3:
[07:44] Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2:
[07:47] Do you love J.Till?
Speaker 3:
[07:48] Of course. How could you not?
Speaker 2:
[07:50] Are you up to date on All the Housewives in Bravo?
Speaker 3:
[07:52] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[07:54] Are you up Summer House Culture?
Speaker 3:
[07:54] Are you kidding me? I don't think so, honey. Amanda! Just kidding. Kyle said to lay off.
Speaker 2:
[08:01] Kyle did say to lay off. So are you taking the cues from Kyle Cook in this era?
Speaker 3:
[08:05] Well, that is perhaps, aside from crossing God's gift, Sierra, that is secondly the most tragic thing to even feel even one ounce of sympathy towards Mr. Kyle Cook. And now somehow we're all invested in saving the business. I mean, you know, it goes on and on.
Speaker 1:
[08:24] He kind of really, it kind of all worked out for him. Not all of it, obviously. He's going through divorce.
Speaker 3:
[08:29] I do have a hunch that he'll get back together, but, you know.
Speaker 2:
[08:31] Amanda and Kyle. What do you see happening from here on out?
Speaker 3:
[08:35] Well, when he gave that interview, spoke very kindly about her. And, you know, she's receiving. And look, as much as this is all of our television, I do want to be sympathetic. I don't actually wish harm on anyone. This is, you know.
Speaker 1:
[08:53] We're doing comedy here.
Speaker 3:
[08:54] Our entertainment, yes. Preface, some people out there.
Speaker 2:
[08:58] Yeah, they have their pitchfork. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're, they have their guns blazing.
Speaker 3:
[09:03] Yes, but Kyle made a beautifully gracious, beautifully gracious plea. And, you know, I don't think that'll fall on deaf ears with Amanda.
Speaker 2:
[09:13] No, I think that, I think. Well, here's the thing. I, and this is how I genuinely feel about it. I blame West, period.
Speaker 1:
[09:22] 100%.
Speaker 2:
[09:23] And you know what? Like, I feel like this is the thing that I can't unsee. And I said this to Bow the other day.
Speaker 1:
[09:30] Oh, this is dark.
Speaker 2:
[09:31] This is what I can't unsee.
Speaker 1:
[09:32] Are you ready to hear this?
Speaker 2:
[09:33] Have you noticed that Amanda's Instagram, she started kind of dressing a little bit like him, and her content has sort of become a little West-coded?
Speaker 3:
[09:41] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[09:41] Like, it'll be like a picture of a sandwich on a plate. It'll be like her with like that Elwood hat and kind of like a big jacket.
Speaker 3:
[09:49] She's dressing like him, yes.
Speaker 2:
[09:51] She's like two seconds away from giving like, you know what I mean? And I feel like that is a sign, a telltale sign of dikmatization.
Speaker 3:
[10:01] Thank you, sister. And look, look, look, I'll say this. We've all been there.
Speaker 1:
[10:05] Oh, honey, I haven't.
Speaker 2:
[10:07] Yes, you have. I was there. What? I was there when you were dikmatized.
Speaker 3:
[10:12] You were there.
Speaker 1:
[10:12] I don't, I never dressed like the guy.
Speaker 3:
[10:15] Right.
Speaker 2:
[10:15] That's because it didn't last long enough.
Speaker 1:
[10:17] Right.
Speaker 2:
[10:17] Because I think your community pulled around you and said, honey.
Speaker 1:
[10:21] My community really did come.
Speaker 2:
[10:22] We see you being dikmatized.
Speaker 1:
[10:24] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[10:24] You're about two weeks away from dressing like this man, which also wouldn't have been good.
Speaker 3:
[10:28] Right. Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:
[10:30] But you have to yank your friend out of that. And I feel like, unfortunately, the thing about Amanda is, which I hadn't really realized is she does kind of like isolate, you know?
Speaker 3:
[10:40] She had such an arc of going over her, though. Like, she was having such a quick rise. It was just brand deal, brand deal, brand deal. She was, like, reclaiming all the things.
Speaker 2:
[10:49] The way she tore through that Chili's copy.
Speaker 3:
[10:52] Yeah, I mean, all of it.
Speaker 2:
[10:53] I said this. I said A Star Was Born. When she tore through that Chili's copy, like a hurricane.
Speaker 1:
[10:57] Like a hurricane.
Speaker 3:
[10:59] And we were like, oh, my God, bad bitch, she's reclaiming her life, like all this stuff. And then it was just swift as she came in.
Speaker 1:
[11:07] Swift as she came in. What do you make of, I don't know how to feel about this. I, there's so much girls girl discourse.
Speaker 2:
[11:15] Lots.
Speaker 1:
[11:16] And I don't know, I think there's so many sides to it. We're like, is that even a helpful framework to talk about, like how women should exist, like independent of who they're dealing with in her personally? Like, I don't think there's anything wrong either way or anything referred to. I don't know. Well, obviously Amanda did something truly bad, but there is something about like current reality TV culture where it's like, we all expect a consequence, which is like, that's not up to us.
Speaker 3:
[11:42] I don't know. It's like, I don't know that we should be ever choosing a consequence. It should be with the people that are like, actually involved, you know? But I, like all my girlfriends, we've all talked about this. Like everyone's like, this is worse. It's more upsetting that you cross Sierra than your husband. That's how much we cherish our girlfriends, you know? And it's just so crazy.
Speaker 2:
[12:07] We've literally seen, we've been a fly on the wall to the Kyle and Amanda dynamic for a long time. And I feel like the thing that's so evident is that whatever you assess about their relationship, it was not working. They were not in it for a long time, both of them. So then it's like, for me, the crime that's being committed, because it's not cheating. There's no cheating that's happening here. It is a violation of girl code. For me, what's so egregious about it is the lying around it.
Speaker 3:
[12:34] It's Amanda cheating on Ciara. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[12:37] Yes. So that is, I think, the violation. And one thing I don't love is everyone being like, poor Ciara, poor Ciara, poor Ciara. I feel like she's so sensitive to feeling embarrassed.
Speaker 3:
[12:51] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[12:51] And she doesn't want this from people. I feel like I just want to support Ciara and she should take the time, but I just don't want it to get to the point where it's like, we're infantilizing these people because something bad happened to them. She's a very strong, smart person who, by the way, has become the best thing about that show. Her, KJ and Mia have created so much dimension in that show. She's going to be fine and amazing and everyone's being like, we need to give her the Aria Automatics Club. It's like, no, if she wants that, she'll make that happen for herself.
Speaker 3:
[13:25] Well, she is one of the most lauded, overqualified reality TV figures that we have. She could be, today, a literal supermodel. She has a nursing degree. I mean, she has everything. And she brings a lot of depth. And that's the hardest part is that she's so die hard for her friends. Yeah, I know. Well, Rosebud calls me pathologically naïve because when I saw the rumors for a while, I was like, no, you guys are reaching. They would never do that. I was like, I do not believe these rumors at all. And then I heard word from inside sources, like a few days before the statement that it was all real. And all of a sudden, I was just devastated. I was just like, there's no way.
Speaker 2:
[14:11] I couldn't believe it. Honestly, it's like, first of all, can we just talk about the West of it all? Were you guys into it? Because I was.
Speaker 1:
[14:20] I, to West.
Speaker 3:
[14:23] I've never been into it.
Speaker 2:
[14:24] I fell for the whole West thing.
Speaker 3:
[14:26] I have not. I think like me is seven years ago, definitely. Or me, 12 years ago, who knows? But no, I didn't feel anything for him.
Speaker 1:
[14:35] West is like a starter pack for people. Oh, that's all I have to say. Everyone's laughing. West is a starter pack for a kind of guy that you learn a lesson. You learn so many fundamental lessons about manhood or maleness or whatever through him.
Speaker 3:
[14:57] That's Sierra's season where he... I have never been more fooled by anyone, and I have been dating straight men my entire life. I mean, it looked like a little puppy dog chasing someone so far out of their league, they were in a different galaxy.
Speaker 2:
[15:16] Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3:
[15:16] And then he somehow manages to get close to her in her orbit, and it seems like he's just pleading but living on a prayer the whole season, and then at the end, she's like, okay, I guess, and then he's like, psych. And I was like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2:
[15:36] You know what it is?
Speaker 3:
[15:36] They get too close to the sun and they get confidence.
Speaker 2:
[15:39] You know what else I think is going on here is, we see the way he really intentionally dresses himself, and we see the way he is sort of like on the show anyway, sort of a good friend, and he comes out with his good politics. You know what I mean? He kind of plays the role of, I couldn't, once you get to know me, you get me, and you're gonna accept certain things. And then all of a sudden, you're blindsided when he's done something incredibly self-serving, and you think, oh, that's all part of the dikmatization package. You know what I mean? It's like-
Speaker 3:
[16:16] Well, it's non-threatening, wacky, silly dude that you don't have your guard up around.
Speaker 2:
[16:20] And there's no way you're gonna look like the worst behaved man there, because you're on a reality show with Kyle Cook, not for nothing but Jessie.
Speaker 3:
[16:29] Sure.
Speaker 2:
[16:29] And I love Kyle Cook, and I embrace a lot of what- No, because we hung out with them. This is what's so shitty is we hung out with Kyle and Amanda, and Sierra was around too, and I just-
Speaker 3:
[16:41] Was it at 4 a.m.?
Speaker 2:
[16:43] It was late.
Speaker 3:
[16:44] It was late. You just want to go to sleep, you know? And I was like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know I had to stay up at 4 a.m. No, Amanda was out.
Speaker 2:
[16:50] Amanda was out.
Speaker 3:
[16:50] What's the point of getting married? Why do you have to stay up at 4 a.m. if you're married? That's what, you know?
Speaker 1:
[16:55] Amanda, can I say something? Can I reveal something about Amanda?
Speaker 3:
[16:58] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[16:59] What locked me in with her was she was like, I loved Dix the Musical.
Speaker 3:
[17:06] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[17:06] I was like, fuck, I have to like you now.
Speaker 2:
[17:10] Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5:
[17:11] Who doesn't like Dix the Musical?
Speaker 2:
[17:13] That is true.
Speaker 3:
[17:15] That's sort of not correct.
Speaker 2:
[17:17] But she's a stoner who likes Dix the Musical.
Speaker 1:
[17:19] She's a stoner who likes comedy. It's like, oh, you're like our people. You know, like you're.
Speaker 3:
[17:23] Well, like I thought this past two seasons when she's become a girls girl because she became so removed from her marriage. And I was like, well, you don't know what she's like. Like single, not revolved around a man. I was like, no, I think she's reformed. Like, I always, I always fall into it. I always believe that. And I'm like, she's so pretty. I love the way she does her makeup. I love the way she dressed. Like, she just looks great. The girls are so cute, like how they've all had this long years friendship.
Speaker 1:
[17:52] Well, the other, the other West thing is like, I can't believe, like he was living with them. Yeah. Wasn't he? Like that's like, that's what's dark. That's another dimension of darkness in this whole situation to me. It's like, Oh God, like Kyle leaves the house. And then what happens?
Speaker 3:
[18:07] I know. And you know, these like Bravo FBI girls that are going through like retracing every step, like every footage. And they're posting clips and you're just like, Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[18:18] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[18:18] We were all so blind. We were all so young back then when we believed.
Speaker 2:
[18:23] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[18:24] The sock over the microphone. Oh.
Speaker 5:
[18:27] Jesse just keeps posting his song.
Speaker 2:
[18:31] He does keep posting his songs.
Speaker 5:
[18:33] Like as the...
Speaker 1:
[18:35] Blair.
Speaker 3:
[18:38] As the scandal is breaking.
Speaker 2:
[18:40] He's like singing on the beach.
Speaker 3:
[18:41] He's singing his song in front of every body of water that there is and they're like breaking...
Speaker 1:
[18:47] Everyone was being crazy.
Speaker 5:
[18:49] And he's singing his song about falling in love.
Speaker 3:
[18:55] And every comment's like, not now, Jesse.
Speaker 5:
[18:59] What the are you talking about, Jesse? I know.
Speaker 3:
[19:03] We love like a earth-shattering scandal breaking.
Speaker 5:
[19:06] What are you doing, Jesse?
Speaker 3:
[19:09] Not now.
Speaker 2:
[19:10] No, not now.
Speaker 3:
[19:11] No.
Speaker 2:
[19:12] Not now. Maybe, I think, wait like a week.
Speaker 3:
[19:14] Every time.
Speaker 2:
[19:15] Although, honestly, no, you know what, Grind King, I say post the singing. I think now he should not stop posting singing.
Speaker 3:
[19:22] He's like, no, I'm a... This is the moment for crooning.
Speaker 2:
[19:26] Somebody...
Speaker 1:
[19:26] You and Jesse really are alike.
Speaker 2:
[19:28] You're about to say, someone told me that we look the same. I wasn't going to say that.
Speaker 3:
[19:33] Oh my god, Jesse, you just made me laugh so hard I had to take off my coat. Oh my god, Jesse, you and your song in front of all the bodies of water just made me laugh so fucking hard I had to take off my overcoat.
Speaker 1:
[19:43] That's so sweet.
Speaker 2:
[19:46] Okay, so here's what I think, because I do think that Sierra is now...
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Speaker 1:
[21:19] I thought you said it was proven by science.
Speaker 2:
[21:21] Never said that. I just said it was good. So just to close the loop on the Summer House for now, if you're Amanda at the Reunion and I'm Andy Cohen, and I turn to you and I say, this is the first thing I'm saying to you, and Bowen is Ciara, and this is the way it's going to be. Ciara is going to be here and you're Amanda.
Speaker 1:
[21:39] I think the seating chart is that Amanda is here. Yeah, you're not in Raquel's trailer.
Speaker 3:
[21:43] Because there's no restraining order, false restraining order.
Speaker 1:
[21:45] Right. Because that ended up being false?
Speaker 3:
[21:47] Unless something gets cooked up. Remember Raquel couldn't come in because of the-
Speaker 1:
[21:52] Because she filed one? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[21:53] Against Sheena.
Speaker 2:
[21:55] Yeah, Sheena had to wait because she and Sheena couldn't be on stage.
Speaker 3:
[21:58] That's right.
Speaker 2:
[21:59] So, okay, Amanda, I'm Andy Cohen. Is there anything that you want to say to Ciara?
Speaker 3:
[22:07] Oh my God. You know I'm way too sincere for this. I'm the most earnest person alive.
Speaker 2:
[22:11] Do it. I think she needs to be earnest.
Speaker 3:
[22:13] Okay. Ciara, there's nothing that I can say to make this better. I have made one of the maybe most all-time worst decisions ever that anyone's ever made ever in the universe, and that includes the inception of AI and-
Speaker 2:
[22:34] The inception.
Speaker 3:
[22:35] Inception or conception, I think both are interchangeable.
Speaker 2:
[22:38] I'm Andy Cohen. That's not important right now, Amanda.
Speaker 3:
[22:40] I have ADD.
Speaker 2:
[22:41] You have to tell Ciara.
Speaker 3:
[22:42] I smoke a lot of weed, Andy. You know that. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 2:
[22:45] I know it too. Kyle, not now.
Speaker 3:
[22:49] Oh my God. Ciara's look right now is just burning a hole through me.
Speaker 2:
[22:54] Well, this is your opportunity to make things better, Andy Cohen.
Speaker 3:
[22:57] Right. And Ciara, what you don't know about this whole situation that I was waiting to reveal on this reunion is that I was drugged with a syringe.
Speaker 1:
[23:12] Amanda.
Speaker 4:
[23:15] What?
Speaker 2:
[23:16] This is crazy, man.
Speaker 4:
[23:19] Kyle.
Speaker 3:
[23:20] Kyle, shut the fuck up, Kyle.
Speaker 1:
[23:23] I can't tell if you're doing Andy or Kyle. Kyle, shut the up.
Speaker 5:
[23:25] I never did that.
Speaker 2:
[23:26] This is my Andy Cohen.
Speaker 5:
[23:27] I didn't marry a DJ, Kyle. This is Kyle. I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 1:
[23:32] Can I speak?
Speaker 2:
[23:33] I guess this house will pay for itself.
Speaker 1:
[23:35] Oh, god. Can I speak as Ciara?
Speaker 2:
[23:37] Ciara, what do you have to say to Amanda? And do you accept her apology?
Speaker 1:
[23:42] All I have to say to you is that the Loverboy logo fucking sucks.
Speaker 2:
[23:50] You don't think that? I think it's a great logo. And we have to give credit words to.
Speaker 1:
[23:56] I don't understand the Flowerboy graphic.
Speaker 2:
[24:00] I think it has to speak to Loverboy graphic, right?
Speaker 1:
[24:02] Which it doesn't.
Speaker 3:
[24:04] I think we're getting off track here. I just want to tell you that I know the clothes that I wore of Wes are really ass ugly to hell. And I thought I was being like...
Speaker 2:
[24:15] Hey, man.
Speaker 4:
[24:16] Wes, stop it.
Speaker 3:
[24:18] Wes, you are so fucking sweaty. I can't even look at you.
Speaker 4:
[24:22] Falling in love, Falling in love by the water side.
Speaker 2:
[24:29] Jesse, we heard your shows. We actually heard your shows, quote unquote, go off. Something someone really told me, but not now. Yeah, man, not now.
Speaker 3:
[24:39] Jesse, you hosted that one dinner and it was so nice. You sang those goddamn songs, but we were all just being polite. We didn't mean start a goddamn career about it. Anyways, Wes, stop sweating. You look like you just were in a swimming pool. Can someone get this man a towel?
Speaker 2:
[24:55] Actually, you know what? I shouldn't say anything as Wes because you know that's what he's going to do with the reunion. He's going to totally shut down and he's going to do that pathetic boy thing.
Speaker 1:
[25:03] Yeah, he was, wasn't he silent that one reunion?
Speaker 2:
[25:05] Yes.
Speaker 3:
[25:05] When he, when I was, it was like watching Buffering in real time. And I was like, is he joking? Is he like doing that thing that they do in court where they, you know, it's like plead insanity, but plead like not there?
Speaker 1:
[25:16] Dissociation, oh.
Speaker 2:
[25:18] Yeah, I think he said it in his, like, didn't he write something in the New York fucking Times?
Speaker 3:
[25:23] Oh, when he made an op-ed when he was like, yeah, I just like wasn't that in there or whatever. And I was like, are you talking about, are you talking about, you shouldn't have even been in this, on the same show.
Speaker 2:
[25:31] God, when you put it in full context, it's so much worse.
Speaker 1:
[25:34] It's so much worse. And I'm just gonna say, if you ever go to the New York Times op-ed, you're fucking crazy for any reason at all.
Speaker 3:
[25:46] Wes, how'd you even know that the New York Times existed?
Speaker 2:
[25:49] Because he's a liberal and he'll let you know.
Speaker 3:
[25:51] Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[25:53] He's a sports journalist.
Speaker 3:
[25:55] Oh yeah. Whoever at Bravo, by the way.
Speaker 4:
[25:59] Oh, here we go again.
Speaker 2:
[26:01] By the way, I love that we were doing vocal impressions and Blair was just Blair as Amanda the whole time.
Speaker 1:
[26:07] I wasn't really doing Sierra. No.
Speaker 3:
[26:09] No, at first I was Amanda because I was really quiet, stoned, you know, ashamed.
Speaker 2:
[26:14] You were quiet, stoned and ashamed. Title of that.
Speaker 4:
[26:19] Quiet, stoned and ashamed.
Speaker 3:
[26:23] And then I forgot.
Speaker 2:
[26:24] We haven't even qualified your red hat yet. And weren't you going to talk about the red hat?
Speaker 3:
[26:29] You guys said I didn't need a qualification.
Speaker 2:
[26:31] You don't.
Speaker 3:
[26:31] You don't.
Speaker 2:
[26:31] But I meant to qualify first word.
Speaker 4:
[26:33] Wait.
Speaker 2:
[26:33] First, say the last thing you were saying about this.
Speaker 3:
[26:36] Oh, I was in Amanda. I was quiet, still, and ashamed. And then you morphed into Jesse Solman, and I forgot everything.
Speaker 4:
[26:43] Love can be an amazing thing by the water.
Speaker 3:
[26:49] And then the whole summer house is burning down behind him. And he's just singing.
Speaker 2:
[26:54] Did you see? They're selling it. They're selling the summer house.
Speaker 3:
[26:56] They're up for sale. It's like, look what you did, Wes.
Speaker 2:
[26:59] Is that a bad sign?
Speaker 3:
[27:00] Yeah, that's an omen. They're selling the goddamn house because of you, Wes.
Speaker 2:
[27:04] That might be nominated for the Black Spot Award for Worst Omen.
Speaker 1:
[27:07] They're selling the summer house.
Speaker 3:
[27:08] That is a really bad omen.
Speaker 1:
[27:10] It was a new one after COVID? No, they went back to the old one after the COVID season.
Speaker 3:
[27:14] Yeah, they did.
Speaker 1:
[27:16] The people who have been...
Speaker 2:
[27:17] A property once attended by Erica Kirk.
Speaker 5:
[27:20] Oh my god, I forgot about the Erica Kirk.
Speaker 3:
[27:23] Okay, Erica.
Speaker 1:
[27:24] The show is dark.
Speaker 3:
[27:25] Erica, you were there, so do not fucking send us a cease and desist. Okay, you were there.
Speaker 2:
[27:29] My impression of Erica Kirk seeing this episode, stop.
Speaker 1:
[27:34] Stop.
Speaker 2:
[27:35] Stop. Just stop. That's all. That's the rule of culture number eight. Erica Kirk.
Speaker 3:
[27:50] My children are going to think I was on Summer House one minute before I married podcaster Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 2:
[27:57] Podcaster Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 3:
[28:00] Child debater Charlie Kirk. Pro-education child debater, college dropout Charlie Kirk. If you do come see me live, I like to give my audience a fun break from the rest of the world. But this hat, look, red is my favorite color and it has been since kindergarten. This man has stolen it off. I just started getting comfortable wearing my red hats again in the last year of Biden Presidency, then things, a lot of people made a lot of bad decisions. And then I thought, you know, I'm going to take it back.
Speaker 2:
[28:33] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[28:34] You have to. It's not like Gwen. It's like there's something to be saved there.
Speaker 2:
[28:39] How heartbroken are you? Because you arm yourself with jokes and humor.
Speaker 3:
[28:43] Sure.
Speaker 2:
[28:43] But behind the mask is a very hurt girl about Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 3:
[28:47] Oh my God. You said it Matt. And thank you for really getting down to the truth because- You said it Matt. You can read me like a goddamn book. Something Erika's never done. But I-
Speaker 2:
[29:00] I think she's read a lot of books.
Speaker 1:
[29:01] Erika's read a lot.
Speaker 2:
[29:02] I think she's read Sun Tzu's Art of War. As have I. As have I, Erika. Okay. Just know that.
Speaker 3:
[29:16] I just too-
Speaker 2:
[29:17] I've read Art of War too, bitch. Me, you and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3:
[29:22] What about- is Art of War by that man Robert Greene?
Speaker 2:
[29:26] No, it's by Sun Tzu.
Speaker 3:
[29:28] Wait, Robert Greene has the sinister book as well that's like banned with the rules of-
Speaker 2:
[29:33] I don't know about Robert Greene.
Speaker 1:
[29:34] We don't know who this man is.
Speaker 2:
[29:35] You're lucky. I only trust my girl, Sun.
Speaker 3:
[29:38] It's really sinister.
Speaker 5:
[29:42] The 48 Laws of Power.
Speaker 2:
[29:43] Do you know them?
Speaker 3:
[29:44] No, I don't know that shit. Once in a while, they'll come across my For You, because I don't know, I probably follow someone else unsavory that I'm not aware of. And then I'm like, get off my screen, Erika.
Speaker 1:
[29:57] Oh, I see. I thought you were implying that you followed Erika.
Speaker 3:
[30:01] No, I don't follow her.
Speaker 2:
[30:03] No, but what happens? Bowen, please.
Speaker 1:
[30:08] No, you don't.
Speaker 2:
[30:09] But once you engage with even watching one second of that content, it's all TikTok will give you.
Speaker 3:
[30:15] I know.
Speaker 2:
[30:16] Do you know how many times Candice Owens has popped up on my TikTok?
Speaker 3:
[30:18] Yeah. Hmm.
Speaker 2:
[30:21] You let anyone question this.
Speaker 3:
[30:22] Yeah. No, I don't want to ever think about that. Honey, how do you think I ended up here on the Las Culturistas set with a goddamn perm?
Speaker 1:
[30:32] Talk about the perm. What is going on?
Speaker 2:
[30:34] You went on TikTok and were influenced?
Speaker 3:
[30:36] No, I liked one post.
Speaker 2:
[30:39] You're on Perm Talk.
Speaker 3:
[30:40] I liked one post with a woman who I later made the synaptic connections has the most opposite type of hair than I do. That didn't dawn on me until post-perm. See, I'm such an idealist. Amanda, I believed in you. And so I thought this woman, because they had these non-toxic, healthy, loose curl perms, so this woman had this most gorgeous, it looked like she had done big rollers. Beautiful. And that was just her every day. And she's like, I air dry my hair like this. And as you can imagine, I'm an air dry bitch too.
Speaker 2:
[31:18] Cali girl.
Speaker 3:
[31:19] And so I was like, oh yeah, that's definitely for me. I've been trying a lot of beauty treatments. And I can't get too into a perm because a later segment. But I will say, that algorithm, it can get you in deep trouble. That's how the young men got radicalized but me for a perm.
Speaker 1:
[31:38] So the young man got radicalized.
Speaker 2:
[31:41] That's how the young man got radicalized but me for a perm.
Speaker 1:
[31:45] That's what happened. Now connect the dots between you liking perm talk posts with this woman.
Speaker 2:
[31:52] So you are arriving here today?
Speaker 3:
[31:55] Well, it was last week and it was sort of-
Speaker 1:
[31:58] You got it in LA?
Speaker 2:
[32:00] I told my mom Blair was coming in and she goes, oh, she got a perm.
Speaker 3:
[32:04] Matt's mom knew I got a perm, which I was really thrilled about.
Speaker 1:
[32:07] She's a hair professional.
Speaker 3:
[32:08] Yeah. Also, I must say that my father, who calls you Agent 436, who might have been the first gay man he'd ever met.
Speaker 2:
[32:20] Really? I kind of got that sense because I kind of got the sense that I was enchanting him.
Speaker 3:
[32:26] Oh, he loves. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[32:28] I think I also got him with the mild time.
Speaker 1:
[32:30] Well, you told him.
Speaker 2:
[32:31] Agent 436.
Speaker 3:
[32:32] And I was like, wow, you really connected with him on the straight male fact.
Speaker 2:
[32:39] Well, I'm good at that. I can code switch like a motherfucker.
Speaker 5:
[32:43] I know, I saw you.
Speaker 2:
[32:44] Oh, trust me, we get a straight guy in here. I'm like, yo, Christopher Nolan, right? I'm like, ten hut, et cetera. I'm like, yo, dude. I call straight guys brother.
Speaker 3:
[32:57] Yeah, no, oh my god. My parents were very charmed, but anytime you pop up on something, agent, I saw Agent 436. If he names someone, it's their nickname for life.
Speaker 2:
[33:07] That's a cool thing.
Speaker 1:
[33:09] Because that is a great thing. The 436 because that's the mile time?
Speaker 3:
[33:12] Yeah, the mile time. So he called him Agent 436.
Speaker 2:
[33:14] I know how to impress heterosexual guys.
Speaker 1:
[33:17] Of different generations.
Speaker 2:
[33:19] Just not enough that they sleep with me.
Speaker 3:
[33:21] Well, I was about to say, Why would you want that?
Speaker 2:
[33:22] Because who doesn't want that once?
Speaker 3:
[33:24] I was about to say, look, it's not hard. You know, it's actually so easy.
Speaker 2:
[33:28] You think?
Speaker 3:
[33:29] Yeah. Men will fuck a door. Every time I think, should I have this one bite of croissant and be even a little tight? And then I was like, no, men will fuck a door. Oh, men will eat the croissant.
Speaker 1:
[33:41] Where are they fucking the door?
Speaker 3:
[33:42] I don't know. I don't know how one a door.
Speaker 2:
[33:44] Just saying, they would fuck a door if there was nothing else.
Speaker 3:
[33:47] Yeah, no, they still fuck doors. They still fuck doors. They still fuck doors.
Speaker 1:
[33:55] Women would fuck a door too.
Speaker 2:
[33:57] No, they wouldn't. It would be way harder.
Speaker 3:
[34:00] Bowen, I don't even know how you'd get a door in there. Let's be real.
Speaker 1:
[34:03] No, they just get real for a while. They find a way.
Speaker 5:
[34:06] Bowen, can we be real? How would you even get a door shoved up there?
Speaker 2:
[34:12] First of all, you're really centering sex around the insertive experience.
Speaker 3:
[34:17] Yeah, that's why I prefer it.
Speaker 1:
[34:21] Period.
Speaker 2:
[34:21] I'm just saying, your sex is your sex out there.
Speaker 3:
[34:24] No, your sex is, as Matt said, your sex is your sex out there.
Speaker 2:
[34:32] Okay, so what's going on with you sexually right now? You're happy?
Speaker 1:
[34:41] Oh, no.
Speaker 3:
[34:45] Look, I've had a rough year. It hasn't made me feel the most. I am dealing with acute grief, which is an odd, peculiar, out of body experience that doesn't make you, if you can believe it, feel super horny.
Speaker 2:
[34:59] I would imagine. And we love you, by the way.
Speaker 3:
[35:02] Oh, thank you. I love you guys. And I'm of a certain age now that I'm not out here really tossing it around.
Speaker 2:
[35:11] You're not hopping on dicks.
Speaker 3:
[35:12] In the streets now.
Speaker 1:
[35:14] You're not looking at doors different.
Speaker 3:
[35:15] I'm not looking at doors different because how would it get in such a tiny little tiny, little pinhole?
Speaker 1:
[35:20] I just have a memory. Sorry, we'll get back to your grief. But we, there's a girl who sat behind me in the sixth grade and she was up pressing herself against the corner of the desk every single day.
Speaker 3:
[35:33] The corner? Dude, I wonder where she ended up.
Speaker 1:
[35:35] Did you know what she was doing?
Speaker 5:
[35:36] We all knew what she was doing!
Speaker 2:
[35:38] We were like, Amanda?
Speaker 3:
[35:40] She was self soothing Amanda. Of course her name was Amanda.
Speaker 1:
[35:43] Stop.
Speaker 2:
[35:46] So anyway, do you think she knew what she was doing?
Speaker 3:
[35:48] Amanda was wearing an Elwood hat acting cagey as fuck, but nothing.
Speaker 1:
[35:51] What'd you say?
Speaker 2:
[35:52] Elwood hat. Only Elwood hat. Wait, do you think she knew what she was doing?
Speaker 1:
[35:56] Yeah, I think she was exploring her body and that way I celebrate. But I'm just saying, in the insertive penetrative way of sex, like sex is whatever you want.
Speaker 2:
[36:06] Did you talk with the other kids about it?
Speaker 1:
[36:09] We were all like, hey, are we all noticing this? It's okay, no one was hurt.
Speaker 3:
[36:14] Really? You guys were all chill about it? You're like, yeah, Amanda gets a little fricking frisky in the afternoon post-snap time. She needs that little corner desk.
Speaker 1:
[36:23] It was...
Speaker 3:
[36:25] She needs that little desk corner to take a little me time, you know?
Speaker 1:
[36:30] Lip gloss is so crazy. So perfect.
Speaker 3:
[36:33] I don't want to be parched.
Speaker 2:
[36:34] You bullied that girl.
Speaker 1:
[36:35] No, we didn't.
Speaker 2:
[36:36] You're acting way crazier.
Speaker 1:
[36:39] No, she did it all here, which tells you no one spoke to her. It was classic case of who's going to tell her you first.
Speaker 2:
[36:46] That's bullying. You all talking about it without mentioning something to her.
Speaker 1:
[36:49] That's not bullying.
Speaker 2:
[36:50] That's classic textbook Housewives.
Speaker 1:
[36:54] No.
Speaker 2:
[36:55] It's a very Joellen Tiberi code.
Speaker 1:
[36:57] No.
Speaker 2:
[36:58] Have you been watching Rhode Island?
Speaker 3:
[37:00] I started watching it, but then Rosebud said we need to watch it together.
Speaker 1:
[37:03] You do, you do, you do.
Speaker 3:
[37:04] Yes, we're watching. All I saw was a preview of, I ran over a woman and they're like, what do you mean you ran over a woman?
Speaker 1:
[37:09] Yes, I ran over a woman.
Speaker 2:
[37:11] I can't believe, I can't believe the casual, I ran over a woman.
Speaker 1:
[37:14] But then it was revealed.
Speaker 3:
[37:15] She's like, why are you even questioning?
Speaker 1:
[37:18] Right, totally.
Speaker 3:
[37:19] She's like, with a car.
Speaker 2:
[37:19] Alicia is the star.
Speaker 1:
[37:20] Alicia is the star, she went 15 miles per hour, she rounded a corner, a woman dove across her windshield. That's what, that's her story.
Speaker 2:
[37:28] She clarified it. She was like, a woman, I ran over a woman with my car, it's awful, I'm done with driving. Wait, you ran over a woman with your car? Yeah, I ran over a woman.
Speaker 1:
[37:39] But then now, now she's impressed, she's been like, no, I was going 15 miles per hour and this woman dove.
Speaker 2:
[37:44] 15, so she was coming out of her red light and a woman she, Alicia claims, dove in front of her car, just appeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 3:
[37:53] I love how like in the clip that she acts annoyed that there's a follow-up question.
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Speaker 3:
[39:07] I mean, I'm just so busy. I do need to get back going because I have been seeing mediums this year.
Speaker 2:
[39:15] Uh-huh, what are they saying?
Speaker 3:
[39:18] You won't like it. I know I didn't. This last one said that RJ, my brother, really wants me to meet the love of my life and get married and all this stuff. And I was like, excuse me, like, you know, that's not really my focus.
Speaker 2:
[39:33] Right, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[39:34] And the medium kept hitting that.
Speaker 5:
[39:36] And I was like, okay, I got it.
Speaker 3:
[39:39] Yeah, so I think that I'm gonna-
Speaker 2:
[39:42] Did you cross-reference mediums on this?
Speaker 3:
[39:44] I did.
Speaker 2:
[39:45] And they said the same thing?
Speaker 3:
[39:46] No, only about, this was just this last one. So I cross-referenced on a lot of other stuff. I really hadn't been seeing mediums until my brother died. And I will say this about it, it does make you feel better.
Speaker 1:
[39:59] Okay, good.
Speaker 3:
[40:00] Like whether or not it's fully true, it's soothing.
Speaker 1:
[40:05] Yes, except this one kept pushing this thing that RJ was saying.
Speaker 3:
[40:08] I know.
Speaker 1:
[40:09] Which leads me to believe that it wasn't RJ.
Speaker 3:
[40:12] I know, except for that he did say that when he was alive.
Speaker 2:
[40:16] So he was always writing hard for-
Speaker 3:
[40:18] I told my mom that and she's like, yeah, well, he always used to say that. So, and I was like, all right, you guys are on my ass.
Speaker 2:
[40:27] So how many mediums?
Speaker 3:
[40:29] Four. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't looking for any predictions. I just wanted to talk to him. I mean, I still talk to him all the time, but yeah, it's just so, it's such an odd experience.
Speaker 2:
[40:40] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[40:40] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[40:41] And then to even wrap your mind around horniness.
Speaker 3:
[40:43] Yeah, it's like when my friends are like talking to me about it, I'm like, yeah, totally, you know. Yeah, it kind of zaps it out of you, but I'm hoping to, you know, have a resurrection.
Speaker 2:
[40:54] Now, do you find that New York is a baseline hornier place? And so you come here and it's kind of like a little, cause I find that I do jack up a little bit once I'm here.
Speaker 3:
[41:03] I think that you're just more out here, but like I love the, and look, I mean, I know I am a pure California girl. Like I love the sun. I love a pool party.
Speaker 2:
[41:13] And don't even speak about the sand.
Speaker 5:
[41:17] I love the sand.
Speaker 3:
[41:19] My favorite thing, like if I were to really have like a choice of a party day, is a day party and then go to about seven.
Speaker 5:
[41:26] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[41:27] Like I love like a pool party. I love a beach day about it, like all that stuff. I like the California stuff.
Speaker 1:
[41:33] You want the sun to suck you dry.
Speaker 3:
[41:34] I think that's like a very sexy.
Speaker 1:
[41:36] Of course.
Speaker 2:
[41:37] And she's the best conversational hike.
Speaker 1:
[41:40] I'm sure.
Speaker 2:
[41:40] Ever in life.
Speaker 5:
[41:41] You're giving me a hike.
Speaker 2:
[41:43] No, because I, can I say, us, me, you and Greta going on our hikes, sometimes featuring Abe, if we were lucky. Yeah, those are one of some of my favorite memories of me first moving to LA. Like just being like, oh my God, we hike here.
Speaker 3:
[41:57] Now Greta doesn't like hiking anymore.
Speaker 2:
[41:59] Because she's ripping it in the gym.
Speaker 5:
[42:01] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[42:01] She doesn't need the hike.
Speaker 2:
[42:02] She's so shredded.
Speaker 5:
[42:03] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[42:04] She's like, she's like, you can do various with me. And if it's too much, you can just do a floor.
Speaker 1:
[42:09] If it's too much.
Speaker 3:
[42:11] Yeah, because I'm always like, I'm doing low cortisol shit, bitch. Okay.
Speaker 1:
[42:14] Right.
Speaker 3:
[42:14] I already did my like, NCAA athlete life. Like, the life's behind me.
Speaker 1:
[42:20] Totally. You've disciplined yourself already.
Speaker 3:
[42:22] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[42:23] But she was telling me about going to some like, chakra healer type of person. I'm sure she's like, she's pushed this on you. Oh, wait, not that she's pushing. But I am like, I'm like, okay, yes, Greta, I will go.
Speaker 2:
[42:35] It borders on pushing.
Speaker 1:
[42:39] It's working on me, is all I'm saying.
Speaker 2:
[42:40] She wants me to go to hot yoga more than anything.
Speaker 1:
[42:42] That sounds horrible. No, not for me, not for me.
Speaker 2:
[42:44] But I will go.
Speaker 3:
[42:45] Yeah, I mean, the amount that she pursues, like, she did say, she's like, that was her New Year's resolution, and then she just went for it. And she is a workout girl. I was like, you should do a workout video. It would be so fun.
Speaker 2:
[42:58] Well, I said she needs to bring Macha back.
Speaker 1:
[42:59] She needs to bring Macha back.
Speaker 3:
[43:00] That was so fun.
Speaker 1:
[43:02] Always.
Speaker 3:
[43:03] Pandemic, no.
Speaker 1:
[43:06] You weren't a fan of the pandemic?
Speaker 3:
[43:07] Not a fan. I just feel like it irrevocably changed everyone's brains. We're all real freaky now.
Speaker 2:
[43:15] You know what I'm now realizing? Blair on Summer House.
Speaker 1:
[43:19] Blair on Summer House.
Speaker 2:
[43:21] You would take off.
Speaker 1:
[43:23] You love the sand, you love the beach? Please, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2:
[43:25] I wanna see you give it to Wes on a beach.
Speaker 3:
[43:29] Oh my God.
Speaker 2:
[43:29] Oh my God, just you, sunglasses on, laying out at the beach, just nailing him.
Speaker 1:
[43:37] Perm out.
Speaker 2:
[43:38] In any condition.
Speaker 3:
[43:39] Skateboard?
Speaker 2:
[43:40] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[43:41] Skateboard. Oh.
Speaker 4:
[43:42] He wouldn't know what to do with you.
Speaker 3:
[43:43] A real skateboarder's here now, bitch. yeah. Yeah. Oh, you wanna do a food review?
Speaker 5:
[43:48] I'll show you a fucking food review. Claire. Legend.
Speaker 3:
[43:55] I like toss him in the pool without even like, with just like the flick of a wrist.
Speaker 2:
[43:59] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[44:00] Hey, you little boy.
Speaker 2:
[44:01] Obviously up over your shoulder.
Speaker 3:
[44:02] Up over my shoulder, yeah. I like, I destroy him in like flip cup, and then just like bark in his face.
Speaker 2:
[44:10] You know who would never sing again? Jesse.
Speaker 4:
[44:13] He sung, If I could meet a growl by the beach.
Speaker 1:
[44:20] Growl by the beach.
Speaker 4:
[44:21] If I could meet a growl by the beach side, I would.
Speaker 1:
[44:27] You're nailing it because he has such a big mouth.
Speaker 3:
[44:29] What is his real song?
Speaker 2:
[44:30] It's like, I don't know his real song. But I, but.
Speaker 3:
[44:36] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[44:38] Our producers are like summer house super fans.
Speaker 3:
[44:41] Right.
Speaker 2:
[44:42] And we had guest requests for several of them, but I was like, I just don't want to take a side. That's how parasocial I am about it.
Speaker 5:
[44:50] I know.
Speaker 3:
[44:50] Well, I do go on podcasts all the time and forget that like a lot of people listen. I just feel like I'm, I know you feel.
Speaker 1:
[44:57] We forget that all the time.
Speaker 5:
[44:57] Yeah, no, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 3:
[45:00] It's much worse for you guys than me. But I mean, like you just feel like you're chatting with your friends and then all of a sudden, excuse me, I heard what you, you know.
Speaker 2:
[45:08] Yeah, of course, of course. Well, we've never really been like confronted.
Speaker 3:
[45:11] Oh, you haven't?
Speaker 2:
[45:12] Have we been confronted?
Speaker 1:
[45:13] No, I've never been confronted.
Speaker 2:
[45:14] Not been confronted.
Speaker 3:
[45:15] Right.
Speaker 1:
[45:15] Step to this.
Speaker 3:
[45:16] Wes walks through the door.
Speaker 2:
[45:18] Oh, I dare him to come here.
Speaker 3:
[45:21] Yeah, I'll eat you and your trunk, your sad little short trunk for breakfast.
Speaker 2:
[45:26] Can I say though, it obviously gives incredible, and I'm not complimenting him, I'm just saying this is part of the indictment. It obviously is bomb dick. I think so. Otherwise, I don't think both of these girls would be, you know, wrapped up in it. So, and Ciara was out here like a few weeks ago on Watch What Happens Live being like, yeah, I love Wes, but.
Speaker 3:
[45:50] Yeah, she said his ass. But that's because she hasn't seen the football players ass. She's going to be like, that ass. She's like, this is going to be the seventh great ass to the fucking tight end. Kidding me. Anyways, once we get that, once we roll in that NFL players, she's like, what's who? You know?
Speaker 2:
[46:06] Yeah. It's going to be like more like East, North, South.
Speaker 1:
[46:09] You think? East, North.
Speaker 2:
[46:23] And what's the real song?
Speaker 1:
[46:25] We don't know.
Speaker 2:
[46:27] Oh, you're a fan.
Speaker 4:
[46:30] She got a clap going.
Speaker 2:
[46:31] She goes, I guess I'll stop.
Speaker 1:
[46:39] This has, I will say, this has like scarily polluted all of our feeds in a way.
Speaker 2:
[46:45] It's crazy.
Speaker 1:
[46:45] I'm like, wait, this is sticking, this is a little too sticky.
Speaker 3:
[46:47] I just don't think, I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on the dick being bomb. Here's the thing, I can't go past this. I do feel like it's just a classic thing of intermittent reinforcement, like as Dara said, he's the best boyfriend until he's your boyfriend. And so, when they never know what's gonna happen, it's the uncertainty that keeps them kind of going back for more. But I think if there's any certainty, nobody's staying there, baby. I think that Kyle and Amanda will be back together by the reunion.
Speaker 1:
[47:15] Wow.
Speaker 4:
[47:15] By the reunion?
Speaker 1:
[47:16] You're fucking out of your mind.
Speaker 3:
[47:19] Maybe not publicly.
Speaker 2:
[47:20] Maybe not publicly.
Speaker 3:
[47:21] Maybe not publicly.
Speaker 2:
[47:22] Well, if you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1:
[47:23] Like, who's to say?
Speaker 3:
[47:24] No, because, and then it comes out, like, also every clip, I can't believe we're still talking about Summer House.
Speaker 2:
[47:29] He was there for her right away.
Speaker 3:
[47:31] Yeah, and it was immediately. And then, and then West, it comes out, has had like, there's a girl, the horsehair tie girl, like, yeah, he was my full boyfriend. Like, wow, this is going on. Like, multiple girls.
Speaker 2:
[47:43] Wait, the girl that he got the horsehair tie from?
Speaker 3:
[47:45] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[47:46] Said that that was my boyfriend?
Speaker 3:
[47:47] She's doing TikToks. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[47:48] That's atrocious. Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[47:51] So, and then all these other girls were like, yeah, I just hooked up with him, like, you know, a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2:
[47:55] And she and Sierra had allegedly hooked up with him, like, three weeks before they found out.
Speaker 3:
[47:58] I pray that's not true.
Speaker 5:
[47:59] I hope not either.
Speaker 3:
[48:00] I pray that's not true, because that is one of the most diabolical, I mean, like, aside from what's actually already happening. I mean, I don't know how he could do that. I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 2:
[48:09] What are the things in culture besides Summer House you want to talk about? Because I know you're just burning up with topics.
Speaker 1:
[48:15] I know.
Speaker 3:
[48:16] What am I burning up on topics? Yeah, I'm burning up. I recently, Zara Larsen has come into my awareness.
Speaker 1:
[48:22] Yes, great.
Speaker 2:
[48:22] Never Ending Midnight Sun. You're kind of her coded.
Speaker 3:
[48:24] Thank you. I really appreciate that. The way that she shakes her fucking ass is incredible, because we've been needing more of that.
Speaker 2:
[48:34] Shaking.
Speaker 3:
[48:35] We haven't had it for a while.
Speaker 1:
[48:37] She's the daughter. She is the daughter of Shakira and Beyoncé.
Speaker 3:
[48:40] Absolutely. And Megan, the science has been really keeping the ass shaking going for us. And she's needed a few more to come into the ether. And so I'm really liking what I'm seeing on the TikTok. When I'm scrolling after I take my nightgummi, and then I'm on there and I'm locked in, and I'm saying, and then I like, and then a hundred more is our Larson's.
Speaker 1:
[49:04] Does it inspire you to shake ass?
Speaker 3:
[49:05] Yes. I actually went to a dance class recently. That was really fun. And it was like a girls drinking one as well.
Speaker 2:
[49:12] So girls get crunk and throw ass?
Speaker 3:
[49:15] Yes. And I had the time of my life.
Speaker 2:
[49:19] Where and when?
Speaker 3:
[49:21] Well, a girl put it on a private one, but I have been-
Speaker 2:
[49:24] You clutching the I Heart thing with both hands, saying this.
Speaker 4:
[49:28] It's just-
Speaker 3:
[49:30] This girl, I got invited by a friend of a friend because that was one of my things, is that this year I want to pursue fun more. With things that don't have a means to an end, since I'm always touring and all that stuff. And I want to do dance class that I did as a kid. So fun. The drinking was even more fun with it.
Speaker 1:
[49:51] Love.
Speaker 3:
[49:52] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[49:53] Not dangerous. There wasn't an element.
Speaker 3:
[49:55] Some girls were wearing heels and I decided I brought the heels. And I was like, no, I want to get too nasty.
Speaker 1:
[50:02] Right.
Speaker 2:
[50:02] What were you drinking?
Speaker 3:
[50:04] Voov.
Speaker 1:
[50:05] Wow.
Speaker 3:
[50:05] It was provided.
Speaker 2:
[50:07] Okay. So it was like bubbles and-
Speaker 1:
[50:09] Bubbles and ash shaking?
Speaker 3:
[50:10] Yes. I do think there was some pregame drinks as well. Last night, I had five to six Aperol Spritzes, but they were real light.
Speaker 1:
[50:18] Yes, delicious.
Speaker 2:
[50:18] That feels like karaoke night with Rosebud.
Speaker 3:
[50:20] Yeah. And you know a thing that I find shocking about the New York is everyone was sober.
Speaker 1:
[50:28] A lot of sobriety.
Speaker 3:
[50:29] And I am not a big drinker. I don't even drink very often. I was just like, oh, I'm exhausted. I got to pick it up to go out with all these singers. And they're all sober doing that.
Speaker 2:
[50:40] You know, I will say the thing about karaoke is sometimes it benefits to not be totally fucked up, because when you're totally fucked up, you pick songs that are more ambitious and then you're screaming. Because you also don't have an awareness of your volume when you're a little bit drunk. So when you get wasted into a karaoke, that's when you wake up in the morning with a voice from hell.
Speaker 3:
[51:05] I think that a lot of listeners will take that little snippet of wisdom and hold it with them for a long time.
Speaker 2:
[51:14] That's public domain.
Speaker 3:
[51:15] It is, but that was a reminder that they didn't know they need to be refreshed on. If you can believe it, you're not finding me karaoke, maybe ever. I'm like, I'm in front of the microphone enough, I don't need to. But a lot of other people.
Speaker 2:
[51:31] Have you ever done I Try by Macy Gray?
Speaker 3:
[51:33] No. You know, one person did suggest Bondi Heart of Glass and It Strangely Worked Perfectly.
Speaker 1:
[51:40] Yeah, because you're the falsetto.
Speaker 2:
[51:41] I love that.
Speaker 1:
[51:42] Or the head voice.
Speaker 3:
[51:43] But what I really would like to sing is like Gin Blossoms, Hey Jarlousy. But I don't have that.
Speaker 2:
[51:50] I don't know that.
Speaker 1:
[51:50] I don't know that one.
Speaker 3:
[51:51] Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:
[51:52] Can you sing it?
Speaker 3:
[51:53] No, I can't. That was a trick. You just tried to trick me. You guys are actual vocalists.
Speaker 1:
[51:58] No, not me.
Speaker 3:
[52:01] No, I don't do karaoke ever, and I never have, because, you know.
Speaker 1:
[52:04] I felt like last night was such a rarity. I would have loved to have been there.
Speaker 2:
[52:06] I've done I don't think so many karaoke.
Speaker 3:
[52:08] I wish you guys would have. I just assume you guys are at, like, I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[52:12] Where do you assume we are?
Speaker 3:
[52:13] Stephanie Germanotta's house.
Speaker 2:
[52:16] That's why we don't get invited anywhere. It's because they think we're at Lady Gaga's house. Meanwhile, she don't text us.
Speaker 3:
[52:21] I...
Speaker 2:
[52:22] You are our Gaga.
Speaker 3:
[52:24] I just went and saw her.
Speaker 1:
[52:26] Oh my God, what did you think?
Speaker 3:
[52:26] Third row with my mom, lost my mind.
Speaker 2:
[52:29] Oh my God, how fun is that?
Speaker 3:
[52:30] It was incredible. It was unbelievable. I mean, what a performer. She's just my all-time number one. I die for her.
Speaker 4:
[52:39] See you later, Gwen.
Speaker 3:
[52:40] I really...
Speaker 1:
[52:42] Well, there was a time when...
Speaker 3:
[52:43] Gwen's too busy freaking praying to do anything cool. And look, I love to pray, but not on money-sanctioned apps involved in weird shit. Go back to... Don't speak.
Speaker 1:
[52:54] Go back to don't speak.
Speaker 2:
[52:57] Go back to don't speak.
Speaker 1:
[53:00] You know another reason why you don't have to qualify red? Because Gaga has done it for us.
Speaker 3:
[53:05] Oh, really?
Speaker 1:
[53:05] Mayhem.
Speaker 3:
[53:06] Oh, yes.
Speaker 1:
[53:07] Mother Mayhem.
Speaker 3:
[53:08] Thank god.
Speaker 1:
[53:09] Lady in red.
Speaker 3:
[53:10] Yeah, you know what? We had red before you, bitch. Okay?
Speaker 2:
[53:14] She's saying that to Trump, not you, Steph.
Speaker 1:
[53:16] Not you, Steph.
Speaker 2:
[53:16] We'll text you later.
Speaker 1:
[53:18] Have you always been a winker?
Speaker 3:
[53:20] Oh yeah, I love to wink.
Speaker 1:
[53:21] You're very good.
Speaker 3:
[53:21] To me, it's the best. I love when anyone winks at me. I used to think about it as a kid when I'm an adult, and you're just like, oh, they have a special little twinkle secret. There's just no better feeling than someone winking at you, or like an old man who says, they're like, oh, you're so beautiful, like an 80-year-old man, and then they wink it, and you're just like, oh, or they give you something for free at the coffee shop or something and they wink at you. It's so cute. I love it. I love a wink.
Speaker 2:
[53:49] I love a wink too.
Speaker 1:
[53:50] I love that you guys have not been, just have not been like, Icked over a wink in real life.
Speaker 3:
[53:58] Well, it all does matter who the person is. Of course, of course, of course. Once in a while, you get a disgusting.
Speaker 2:
[54:05] Well, it's crazy the way men look at women on the street.
Speaker 1:
[54:08] Of course. I have wink envy, and I think it's just not anything that Asian people do.
Speaker 2:
[54:15] Show us.
Speaker 3:
[54:17] I loved it.
Speaker 2:
[54:17] Well, you did it with the wrong eye.
Speaker 1:
[54:19] With the wrong eye?
Speaker 2:
[54:20] Because I couldn't see that one. I couldn't see it.
Speaker 3:
[54:23] No horniness is over, okay?
Speaker 5:
[54:26] Okay, I just had to come here.
Speaker 3:
[54:28] I got that subtle, subtle, subtle Bowen wink, and I felt a stir in my pinstriped trousers.
Speaker 1:
[54:35] Oh, they're gorgeous, by the way.
Speaker 2:
[54:36] They really are cute.
Speaker 3:
[54:38] The wink is.
Speaker 2:
[54:39] Was this online shopping?
Speaker 3:
[54:40] It all is.
Speaker 1:
[54:42] It all is.
Speaker 3:
[54:42] Like, here's my thing, and I've always been like this. I do love clothes, but I don't love to shop. I think my mother raised me that way. We were like, oh, go one and done. When I first came upon Girlhood, where they wanted to go shopping for four hours and ask each other's opinion, I never need anyone else's opinion. I know what I like immediately. I don't like to stand in the store, but yeah, I love online shopping. I got all the apps. It's such a problem.
Speaker 5:
[55:06] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[55:06] Do you want the RealReal?
Speaker 3:
[55:08] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[55:08] Love the RealReal.
Speaker 3:
[55:09] Oh no, it's just the best thing in the world.
Speaker 2:
[55:12] You get some iconic pieces on there.
Speaker 3:
[55:14] Yeah, because you can get shit no one else has.
Speaker 1:
[55:16] Right.
Speaker 3:
[55:16] Yeah, it's incredible.
Speaker 1:
[55:17] Would you do RealReal, Brick and Mortar? No.
Speaker 3:
[55:21] No, I like, no. No, no.
Speaker 2:
[55:22] Because then she'd have to be out in the shop. She wants to be home.
Speaker 3:
[55:25] Yeah, no, I want to be home. I want to be at the pool party. I want to be at Zara Larsen's. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not trying to be at the shop. I like to have the items that were procured from the shop just from my phone.
Speaker 2:
[55:36] Did you do the rite of passage that is California Girl at Coachella?
Speaker 3:
[55:40] Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:
[55:40] Years ago.
Speaker 3:
[55:41] Yeah. Years ago. And you know, it happens much earlier when you're a native California.
Speaker 2:
[55:44] Right. So what are we talking?
Speaker 3:
[55:46] Uh, like I did it for like my early 20s.
Speaker 2:
[55:49] And so what was that like Arcade Fire?
Speaker 3:
[55:53] What? Look, if you are trying to get me to disclose my age on Matt Bowen and Stephanie German on his podcast, you are really something because that's just who were the headliners.
Speaker 2:
[56:05] Because back then it was like Arcade Fire.
Speaker 3:
[56:08] Yeah, no, no, no. One of the times, and look, someone's going to look this up immediately, whatever. But it was like, I saw Robin for the first time, like she was the headliner, but I lost my mind. It was so much fun. The Sahara time was really big. It was like Crystal Castles, what's it called? What else? TV on the radio. Wizz Khalifa was headlining, the Paul McCartney headlining.
Speaker 2:
[56:35] Oh, cool.
Speaker 3:
[56:36] But it was like, we were all, it was poor at the, it was like 22, 23, staying in these condos with 20 people that are all just out of their minds, not sleeping.
Speaker 2:
[56:47] Our house has 15 people.
Speaker 3:
[56:48] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[56:49] Wow, Robin. And Robin at the Sahara.
Speaker 3:
[56:52] Seeing Robin, there's nothing like it. It's just incredible. Have you seen her live?
Speaker 2:
[56:59] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[57:00] I mean, I don't know who I think I'm asking.
Speaker 2:
[57:02] She sat in that chair.
Speaker 3:
[57:07] Again, I agreed to come back after I saw some of my colleagues here. And I said, sure, boys, I'll swing by. Swing by.
Speaker 2:
[57:19] We need you in our life.
Speaker 1:
[57:20] Thank God for you. Thank God you're here.
Speaker 3:
[57:23] Thank God for you, guys. Like, just absolutely taking over media. I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 2:
[57:28] Wait, hold on. I'm getting breaking news. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:
[57:30] Oh no.
Speaker 2:
[57:31] Jassie Solomon at the Sahara tab.
Speaker 1:
[57:35] You're coming.
Speaker 4:
[57:35] I met a girl by Sahara.
Speaker 3:
[57:42] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[57:42] DJ Cook.
Speaker 4:
[57:43] DJ Kyle Cook.
Speaker 3:
[57:45] Kyle Cook probably will actually be in the Sahara tab.
Speaker 1:
[57:48] No, I'm sure he's doing like an active, a Red Bull activation.
Speaker 2:
[57:55] A couple years ago, we were there and it was DJ set by DJ James Kennedy at what's it called?
Speaker 5:
[58:01] Blast from the past, that name is, huh?
Speaker 1:
[58:04] It does have so many Scandival contours to it. Is the DJ involved? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[58:08] Haven't heard that name in a blue moon, huh?
Speaker 2:
[58:10] Well, he's healing. He claims to be healing now.
Speaker 3:
[58:13] Yeah. Couldn't really hear his name over the plane flying over his house.
Speaker 1:
[58:18] What's that about?
Speaker 2:
[58:18] That is such a pull from like three years ago, Vanderpump. You go girl. Can I say, I've never meant it more.
Speaker 4:
[58:25] You go girl.
Speaker 3:
[58:26] Look, real estate is expensive in Los Angeles. Even for a DJ, sometimes you land under an airstrip. What are you going to do?
Speaker 4:
[58:34] I know.
Speaker 2:
[58:35] He had a house that was right under LAX.
Speaker 1:
[58:37] That's right. That's right.
Speaker 2:
[58:38] Like the flight plans were not kind to.
Speaker 3:
[58:41] Yeah, and Schwartz somehow inched his way back on the valley, huh?
Speaker 5:
[58:46] Some people, some things they just step along forward.
Speaker 2:
[58:53] Where are you standing on Walla Kent? Miss Kent.
Speaker 3:
[58:55] Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1:
[58:56] You love her?
Speaker 3:
[58:57] No.
Speaker 1:
[58:57] Oh.
Speaker 3:
[58:58] No, she turned on all us girls. How are you going to ride so hard as the face of the Ariana defender movement, take $100,000 on merch, send it to Darrell Bitch, and then you turn on her ass at the end? I will never forgive you.
Speaker 1:
[59:12] She turned on Ari, Anna?
Speaker 2:
[59:13] It wasn't great.
Speaker 3:
[59:14] Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2:
[59:15] It wasn't great.
Speaker 3:
[59:15] Bowen.
Speaker 1:
[59:16] See, I fully disengaged from the valley, the Vanderpump girls.
Speaker 3:
[59:19] Well, no, you have mental health. You have mental health and a good spiritual, probably aura for you, the rest of us.
Speaker 1:
[59:26] It was bad for my chi. I was like, I'm watching the darkest behavior.
Speaker 3:
[59:29] No, we all went straight to hell with them.
Speaker 2:
[59:31] Oh, our favorite was when one of the darkest episodes of the valley was the lead in for the cultural awards last year.
Speaker 5:
[59:37] We were like, oh, great.
Speaker 2:
[59:39] We have liftoff, kinda. It was just the worst vibes on the valley, just like Jackson and Brittany in the gutter. And then it was like, now, the cultural awards. I know. So I asked her that, I'm like, what's our lead in this year?
Speaker 3:
[59:53] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[59:54] I'm just curious. Good question. So that it's not the equivalent of a funeral on the valley.
Speaker 3:
[59:59] Yeah, well, hopefully it won't be.
Speaker 2:
[60:01] It's on a Wednesday, so we'll find out.
Speaker 3:
[60:03] Save from any new summer house breaking news, which could happen to any goddamn second.
Speaker 2:
[60:08] We might have to re-record before this comes out.
Speaker 3:
[60:10] No, the valley is like, I had to stop. I was like, no, I feel like I'm being privy. I feel like I'm in a child locked in a home of domestic violence. You know, sorry, Andy, if you're watching this.
Speaker 2:
[60:23] I mean, he doesn't have much to do with the valley. He's the housewives.
Speaker 3:
[60:27] Okay, good.
Speaker 2:
[60:28] He takes the housewives personally. He doesn't...
Speaker 3:
[60:30] Yeah, I'll just say this, and look, not everyone's for everyone, and I think that is part of culture. And I think that is part of culture. And the valley, not for me.
Speaker 2:
[60:43] Yeah, it's not being for me as well.
Speaker 3:
[60:45] And they have let some people on that, you know...
Speaker 2:
[60:49] Yeah, that you weren't forgiving.
Speaker 3:
[60:52] How many times do I have to forgive? Okay, you only get a certain number of passes, which is something I don't think you girls are really keeping up with.
Speaker 1:
[61:00] I need to sit down with the valley, is it called Persian Style?
Speaker 3:
[61:04] I haven't gotten on it.
Speaker 2:
[61:06] The Valley Persian Style.
Speaker 3:
[61:07] I haven't watched it. I have seen it come across my peacock.
Speaker 2:
[61:10] It's got Reza, right?
Speaker 1:
[61:11] It's got Reza.
Speaker 2:
[61:12] It's like why it exists. So they can sort of keep Reza's name afloat.
Speaker 1:
[61:18] Which I'm grateful for.
Speaker 2:
[61:20] I mean, absolutely.
Speaker 3:
[61:21] Is he still slinging listings?
Speaker 1:
[61:24] Is he still slinging what?
Speaker 3:
[61:26] Listings. Listings?
Speaker 1:
[61:27] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[61:28] Not like Ryan Serhant.
Speaker 3:
[61:29] Wow, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[61:30] My number one crush. I am obsessed with Ryan Serhant.
Speaker 3:
[61:33] Look, I want-
Speaker 2:
[61:34] Why do you chafe?
Speaker 3:
[61:36] Look, okay, I can't say that I understand this.
Speaker 1:
[61:38] This is a straight guy that he wants to fuck.
Speaker 3:
[61:40] I know. And look, I can't say I understand this specific man, Ryan, and your sexual attraction to him, but I can say that I don't know if you guys remember that I famously, I was a misguided woman. I had just experienced a pandemic and I had a moment and I'll be very vulnerable with you.
Speaker 2:
[61:57] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[61:58] As all those who have come before me in this chair, that I did have a moment, a season or two where I was attracted to the Oppenheim twins.
Speaker 1:
[62:11] Oh, the Winklevoss. The Oppenheim twins?
Speaker 2:
[62:14] Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:
[62:15] I'm sorry. You meant the Selling Sunset twins. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:
[62:19] I said the, I said the sort of the exact opposite of the Oppenheim.
Speaker 2:
[62:23] That's how much smarter he is than us.
Speaker 1:
[62:25] No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:
[62:25] He's like, oh, you must be talking about Tech Giants, the Winklevoss.
Speaker 1:
[62:28] I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2:
[62:29] We're like, right here about Jason and the other one.
Speaker 1:
[62:32] Oh, no, no, no, no. I totally, totally, totally.
Speaker 3:
[62:35] You know what I like? You know what I do love?
Speaker 1:
[62:37] I don't mean to chafe at Matt.
Speaker 3:
[62:37] Is a confident bald man.
Speaker 1:
[62:39] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[62:40] Like a self shaved bald ass confident man.
Speaker 1:
[62:44] I love a bald guy.
Speaker 3:
[62:44] It reads powerful to me.
Speaker 1:
[62:46] I love a bald guy.
Speaker 3:
[62:47] And a lot of people were concerned for me.
Speaker 2:
[62:50] Also short. Short king can be very powerful.
Speaker 3:
[62:53] I don't mind the short guy, which shocks a lot of people coming from the athlete world.
Speaker 2:
[62:57] Well, all I'm going to say is one time I had a short king, Barry's trainer, hopped on Grindr afterwards, found the shortest guy I could find.
Speaker 1:
[63:05] Oh, he inspired you.
Speaker 2:
[63:06] Fucked him.
Speaker 3:
[63:06] And it went well?
Speaker 1:
[63:07] Was it him?
Speaker 2:
[63:08] It was great.
Speaker 1:
[63:09] It wasn't the trainer.
Speaker 2:
[63:10] No, it wasn't him.
Speaker 3:
[63:11] Well, a lot of the hottest guys are short because you can't have everything.
Speaker 2:
[63:15] Yeah. Well, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:
[63:17] I was Nikki Glaser's stylist a lot.
Speaker 1:
[63:18] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[63:19] She Short Kings?
Speaker 3:
[63:20] No, she has a shorter boyfriend. And her last special, she talks about it a lot. She was like, basically, the way to get a really hot guy is to date a short man.
Speaker 1:
[63:30] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[63:30] Yeah. Because they are beautiful men, those shorts.
Speaker 3:
[63:34] Yeah. I like the shorts sometimes.
Speaker 2:
[63:36] YouTube shorts.
Speaker 3:
[63:37] Shorts. If they're not so angry.
Speaker 2:
[63:40] About being short?
Speaker 3:
[63:41] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[63:43] They really are. And I want to tell them, it's okay.
Speaker 2:
[63:46] I was like, you're hot.
Speaker 3:
[63:47] No, we support you. Like the tides have changed. Like that was back in yesteryear.
Speaker 1:
[63:52] But how much of their identity is so gripped around this chip on their shoulder about their height? I'm like, bro, it's fine.
Speaker 2:
[64:01] Well, this reminds me of the twist in The Materialist, which I haven't been able to sleep since I watched it.
Speaker 1:
[64:07] I don't think we should talk about it.
Speaker 2:
[64:08] I haven't been able to, you don't think we should talk about it?
Speaker 1:
[64:10] Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2:
[64:11] I couldn't believe they went there in The Materialist. The reveal that, spoiler alert for The Materialist.
Speaker 1:
[64:17] Haven't seen it.
Speaker 2:
[64:18] Five, four, three, two, one, spoiler town.
Speaker 3:
[64:23] Earmuffs.
Speaker 2:
[64:23] Okay, the reveal that Pedro Pascal had the surgery that makes you six inches taller, and that's why he has big swang and dick and can fuck Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 3:
[64:35] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[64:36] Is this just a surgery that people are having?
Speaker 1:
[64:38] Oh yeah, you haven't read, there's a whole, I first heard about it through, and now it's being sucked into looks maxing culture, but it's like you go to, not Turkey, but there are just places where they basically break your femur in half and install a metal rod.
Speaker 2:
[64:52] I just don't think we need to go there.
Speaker 3:
[64:56] No, that's insane. And to make Pedro Pascal have to have some sort of sensational fake ass twist like that to make it really go low.
Speaker 2:
[65:06] And the way it was in the movie too was just like she sort of like pulls over to cover and like sees his legs and knows immediately he's had the surgery and he sort of like soaks away to the kitchen and they have like a quiet conversation about it. I'm like, what?
Speaker 3:
[65:19] It was so funny having Chris, Chris, which is the Chris? Chris Evans. Chris Evans, which of the Chris's? Evans be like, I'm poor and you know.
Speaker 2:
[65:30] He was comically like, he was like, I can barely open my drawers. He was so poor. His window was, every window in his house was cracked.
Speaker 3:
[65:39] I will say I have such like a, I'm very drawn to Dakota Johnson. Like I am entranced by her. Like I think she has a fabulous personality. She has some je ne sais quoi to her.
Speaker 1:
[65:51] She has that.
Speaker 3:
[65:53] I am entranced by Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 1:
[65:55] Absolutely. I think you two should not throw stones at people who are born with short legs, fictional or real. I wasn't throwing stones. As two gorgeous long legged people.
Speaker 2:
[66:06] I wasn't throwing stones. I just said, fuck you anyway, King.
Speaker 1:
[66:10] You're throwing stones.
Speaker 3:
[66:11] I'm saying I've dated some shorties and not for a short amount of time.
Speaker 2:
[66:18] Was that a joke?
Speaker 3:
[66:18] It was not. It was accidental. I wouldn't choose that on purpose.
Speaker 2:
[66:22] We got to move on.
Speaker 4:
[66:23] I don't think we got to move on after that.
Speaker 3:
[66:25] Anyway, short people, you're fine.
Speaker 2:
[66:32] It's time for I Don't Think So Honey if you can believe.
Speaker 1:
[66:33] This is where we take one minute to really rant.
Speaker 3:
[66:38] I was on the very first one.
Speaker 2:
[66:40] You were on the very first I Don't Think So Honey Live.
Speaker 1:
[66:42] What a time.
Speaker 3:
[66:43] What's that play, Little Fields?
Speaker 1:
[66:44] It was Little Fields.
Speaker 2:
[66:45] Little Fields, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[66:46] Well, I really pulled that from my asshole.
Speaker 2:
[66:48] We did two Little Fields and then we did a whole bunch of bell houses.
Speaker 1:
[66:51] Bell houses.
Speaker 2:
[66:52] Who knows, maybe one day we'll return.
Speaker 1:
[66:54] Maybe.
Speaker 2:
[66:55] I am gonna go back to the house for this one. For the Settling Things of Honey.
Speaker 1:
[67:00] The house.
Speaker 2:
[67:00] The House of Summer.
Speaker 1:
[67:01] Oh, I see. This is Matt Rogers, I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now.
Speaker 2:
[67:04] I don't think so honey that Carl and Lindsay are done. I think get back in the saddle, get back in the sack. See what happens. See what's developed with a little bit of tension. You're in support of this. I gotta say, all the most charming interactions this season have been between Carl and Lindsay. I love Carl's house warming gift to her. He walked over and awkwardly was like, hello Lindsay, you have a really nice home and I got you this for your house warming. And she was like, okay, cool, thanks. Like, I kinda think like they're operating on a level that we need to explore again.
Speaker 1:
[67:34] 30 seconds.
Speaker 2:
[67:34] I think we needed to get through like Lindsay, now she has, you know, her darling child. Like, we don't have to saddle Carl with that. He's gotten through what he's gotten through. He has his baby, the sober bar. You know what I mean? We're up and running. We now know what's really important after the West and Amanda and Sierra and Kyle of it all. We can like now see the forest for the trees. I'm just saying we did a T-Mobile thing with Lindsay. We loved her, we're charmed by her. And Carl seems like a gentle guy. And I think let's revisit it.
Speaker 1:
[68:03] And that's one minute.
Speaker 2:
[68:03] Maybe.
Speaker 1:
[68:04] We love Carl.
Speaker 2:
[68:05] We love him, but. I don't know how behind that I am, but it's definitely my I don't think so, honey. And you fist pumped like a like a brother, like a brother. So you agree?
Speaker 3:
[68:19] I just think it's so fun how he's like approaching her now.
Speaker 5:
[68:24] Like they're sort of using this as a bridge.
Speaker 3:
[68:27] And then every single time she's like, well, I guess you're like, not that poor anymore. Like she said like slightly like less mean things than she did before. Like each one is just like a slightly less mean insult. Like she's it's getting nicer and nicer and nicer.
Speaker 2:
[68:40] Are you pro Lindsay culture?
Speaker 3:
[68:42] Lindsay is a necessary fixture in reality TV.
Speaker 1:
[68:45] I think so. I think she's so important.
Speaker 3:
[68:46] She is a reality TV god.
Speaker 2:
[68:48] Yeah, 100 percent.
Speaker 3:
[68:49] Yeah, she's a she's a reality TV legend and we need her on our screens.
Speaker 2:
[68:52] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[68:53] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[68:53] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[68:53] So I think he he's I like a mama's boy. I think he's he's he's quite winning to me. And a lot of people.
Speaker 2:
[69:03] Well, I don't think you should date him.
Speaker 1:
[69:05] Yeah. No, I think you and Carl would be good. I Carl is so sweet. No, I have no interest in him romantically or sexually.
Speaker 2:
[69:12] Well, you've not met him yet. In the words of Jesse's, I've been doing a cover. You just haven't met him yet. That's from my biggest inspiration, Michael Bublé. I don't mean to pick on him. I'm picking on everyone.
Speaker 3:
[69:29] I do. If there's anyone that I'm comfortable picking on, it is Jesse Solomon.
Speaker 2:
[69:34] I do want to say this. If this season ends with Jesse and Sierra fucking, I'm going to be really upset.
Speaker 3:
[69:39] No. Not to bring this up, but sorry, I just did get brought up. The fact that Wes had the nuts to have an entire episode about Jesse moving weird for bringing up possibly making out with Sierra. He's like, yeah, I just think that would be weird since she and I dated, and he's full on dating a man. That was a full episode this season.
Speaker 2:
[70:02] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[70:03] It wasn't very long ago.
Speaker 2:
[70:05] Moving weird. Give me a break.
Speaker 3:
[70:07] No, I just think people would say that you're moving weird. You know? No, I'm not saying that. I just think other people would say that since she and I dated.
Speaker 2:
[70:15] You're categorically moving weird.
Speaker 1:
[70:18] You're moving weird.
Speaker 2:
[70:19] Okay, Bowen Yang, are you ready for I Don't Think So Honey? Yeah. I knew it.
Speaker 1:
[70:24] I don't really have one.
Speaker 2:
[70:25] Yeah, but these are always your best.
Speaker 1:
[70:27] No, it's not true.
Speaker 2:
[70:31] This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey as time starts now.
Speaker 1:
[70:34] I Don't Think So Honey, any vibe Celsius. I don't think we're being honest about what they're even trying to give. I don't understand Arctic. I don't understand tropical. We're just naming parts of the world. There are no flavors associated with these parts of the world, maybe with tropical, but Arctic, what's the flavor profile? It is what? Name it. Name it.
Speaker 2:
[70:55] Sparkling frozen berry.
Speaker 1:
[70:57] No. What is frozen berry? What is frozen berry? I want my fruits. I think, Celsius, let's not fly too close to the sun. Stick to the fruits. I think Celsius is worried that it's too much for chicks, but I think that is the beauty and power of Celsius, is that it's all fruit-based flavors.
Speaker 2:
[71:18] 15 seconds.
Speaker 1:
[71:19] I think anytime they veer off and go to cola, if they go to vibes, I think that's when we start to manipulate science a little too much.
Speaker 2:
[71:29] Five seconds.
Speaker 1:
[71:29] And we start to disturb the natural order of things and what flavors we are used to imbibing.
Speaker 2:
[71:34] And that's one minute. What did I say? Those are always your best.
Speaker 3:
[71:39] I am 100% with you, Bowen. I do not understand the vibe series. They're not flavors. They're EDM music.
Speaker 1:
[71:45] They're EDM music. And I'm telling my wonderful assistant, Michelle, now, I'm like, just get any. She's like, what are your Celsius flavors? Like anything except the vibes. I don't care. I'm so easy. It's not that I'm difficult. I just don't want the vibes.
Speaker 3:
[71:58] The Vibe Celsius vibes are not flavors. They're abstract concepts.
Speaker 1:
[72:02] Yes. I don't want that.
Speaker 2:
[72:04] I do want to show you something that's going to make you shake and shiver. Can I have your glass? No, I did this recently. This is actually crazy.
Speaker 1:
[72:11] So guess what color this is?
Speaker 5:
[72:12] So this is our piss yellow.
Speaker 2:
[72:14] This is Arctic Vibe. You knew that's that's what that flavor I like.
Speaker 3:
[72:17] No, this just happened.
Speaker 2:
[72:18] I don't have the same problems as Bowen until.
Speaker 3:
[72:22] You never want to see it outside of the can.
Speaker 2:
[72:25] You can't. I will say, there's something really wrong.
Speaker 3:
[72:30] That's the radioactive shit that turned the turtles into teenage turtles.
Speaker 2:
[72:35] That's my only thing about you being like really in the Celsius. That's not a color that needs to be in your body.
Speaker 3:
[72:44] No, that's not a color that the human eye is meant to witness.
Speaker 1:
[72:48] This is my thing.
Speaker 2:
[72:49] It tastes less like Arctic Vibe outside of the can.
Speaker 1:
[72:53] Exactly.
Speaker 3:
[72:56] That's Alex Mack in a cup.
Speaker 1:
[72:58] It's Alex Mack. It's very, yeah, like B-movie.
Speaker 2:
[73:01] It's Alex Mack on a powerless day. It's Alex Mack turned into her superhero form on a really hot, humid day and melted like a.
Speaker 3:
[73:11] With all the viscosity left the building.
Speaker 1:
[73:14] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[73:14] Honey, viscosity down.
Speaker 4:
[73:18] Not the wink.
Speaker 1:
[73:19] You're really good at it.
Speaker 4:
[73:20] You're really good at it.
Speaker 2:
[73:22] Now my pussy soaked. Tingly. Okay. Yeah. So I guess I'm on board with you there. If I'm going to drink a Celsius though, like Arctic Vibe is my flavor.
Speaker 1:
[73:32] So what are you saying?
Speaker 3:
[73:33] He loves EDM.
Speaker 2:
[73:34] I'm just saying like it has to be cold and in the can, and then I can abide it. Once you do this, it's a bridge too far and now I have to put it down actually.
Speaker 3:
[73:44] I cannot, I just like seeing that disgusting visual just made me remember that I'm going to have vulnerability hangover for mentioning the Oppenheim twins.
Speaker 1:
[73:55] No, don't, and I'm sorry that I confused them with the Winklevosses.
Speaker 3:
[73:59] No, I'm sorry too.
Speaker 2:
[74:00] I think no one has anything to be ashamed about. You showed how smart you are. You showed that short kings have powers actually.
Speaker 3:
[74:07] I was like, where is he going with this?
Speaker 2:
[74:09] I'm just saying, we all showed our multitudes there.
Speaker 3:
[74:11] No, I've been to a lot of therapy though, and the crush went away.
Speaker 2:
[74:16] Did you bring it up in therapy?
Speaker 3:
[74:19] No, I just think it happened through osmosis. A lot of incredible healing happened, and then sort of the attraction I noticed went away on the following season. And so all's right in the world.
Speaker 2:
[74:29] So did the relationship with Kruschele change how you felt about him?
Speaker 3:
[74:34] I think so. I am a diehard for Kruschele. I love Kruschele from minute one to forever. I love her so much. And that whole thing was ridiculous.
Speaker 2:
[74:45] You would have a blast with Kruschele.
Speaker 3:
[74:47] Oh, I know. We would love each other.
Speaker 2:
[74:48] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[74:48] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[74:49] 100%. All right. Well, while we have our producers make that connection happen, it's time for Your I Don't Think So Honey. Are you ready, Blair?
Speaker 3:
[74:57] I'm ready.
Speaker 2:
[74:58] All right. Well, that's good. Because this I Don't Think So Honey is Blair Socci's I Don't Think So Honey. She's one of the originators of the form, and her time starts now.
Speaker 5:
[75:06] I Don't Think So Honey, Permgate.
Speaker 3:
[75:08] What's Permgate? It's when I got a perm last week, accidentally. And you know what? I Don't Think So Honey is about the perm, but in fact, it's actually about my 5-milligram THC nightgamy that I take every single night. That led me down and actually radicalized me on the TikTok For You page because I saw these beautiful women with this long, luscious, loose curls, and there was a loose curl, healthy, large perms. And the curls were very large, loose, luscious. And I thought, I want a uniformed, I want a uniformed, like a gracious, grown up looking curl instead of my skateboard curls. I walked into that perm place. There was a non-toxic, a very highly reputable perm place. I said, I'd like to look less skateboarder-y. And then they permed the shit out of my hair that I walked out and I said, bitch, I said, I'd like to look like Grace of Monaco, not Lords of Dogtown.
Speaker 5:
[76:00] And now I look like Heath Ledger at Lords of Dogtown.
Speaker 3:
[76:03] I threw a hat on Las Culturistas, a red one. It does not be qualified.
Speaker 4:
[76:08] That's one minute.
Speaker 1:
[76:11] You don't look Lords of Dogtown. You don't look Lords of Dogtown.
Speaker 3:
[76:15] Thank you.
Speaker 2:
[76:15] You don't look Heath Ledger in the slightest.
Speaker 1:
[76:17] Dogville or Dogtown?
Speaker 2:
[76:18] I love Heath Ledger too.
Speaker 3:
[76:20] Shout out Heath Ledger.
Speaker 2:
[76:21] Shout out. But you don't look like him at all.
Speaker 1:
[76:23] You don't look like him.
Speaker 3:
[76:24] Well, look, they said it's gonna go down in like eight weeks or something. Certain amount of washes. We're pushing.
Speaker 2:
[76:32] Permanent.
Speaker 3:
[76:32] We're pushing the K18. We're gonna look into some sort of, I don't know, deep treatments.
Speaker 1:
[76:38] That's what, it's just such a misnomer. Why do they call it a perm? It's not permanent.
Speaker 2:
[76:44] Well, it's a long time.
Speaker 3:
[76:45] I will say I really loved, I really loved, I really loved the, when they were in, I felt so 1950s, like what those ladies must have felt like when the curl things were in.
Speaker 2:
[76:57] It's almost like when this type of singing was popular.
Speaker 4:
[77:00] I met a girl by the bay tonight and I...
Speaker 3:
[77:07] Jesse time jumped like Paradise.
Speaker 1:
[77:10] Oh, we need to watch that show. That's not our culture.
Speaker 4:
[77:12] Do we need to watch that show?
Speaker 1:
[77:14] It feels like straight culture.
Speaker 3:
[77:16] I knew you were gonna say straight culture.
Speaker 1:
[77:17] Right, but isn't it?
Speaker 2:
[77:18] My parents are like, we love Paradise, and I'm like...
Speaker 3:
[77:21] Yeah, my parents too. I actually... Yeah, you're right. I should go on Stradio Lab and talk about Paradise.
Speaker 1:
[77:25] You should know that. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2:
[77:27] Yes.
Speaker 1:
[77:30] Hulu shows.
Speaker 2:
[77:32] That strikes me as like weirdly a show George has seen. Like he's... I think he's gone on like Paradise. Ask him.
Speaker 3:
[77:39] Look, it's really well executed. A lot of lofty, lofty high concept. And I'm telling you, they're landing that plane.
Speaker 1:
[77:47] They're landing that plane.
Speaker 3:
[77:48] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[77:49] OK, interesting. Yeah, this is what we need, maybe.
Speaker 3:
[77:52] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[77:53] Paradise is for straights.
Speaker 3:
[77:55] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[77:55] Industry is for buys.
Speaker 3:
[77:56] I love industry. Grant is the one that showed me industry.
Speaker 1:
[77:59] Yeah. Of course. See, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:
[78:01] It is hardcore porn on every.
Speaker 1:
[78:04] Right.
Speaker 3:
[78:04] Yeah, love it.
Speaker 1:
[78:06] And what's gay? Summerhouse? Rhode Island.
Speaker 2:
[78:08] No, I think...
Speaker 3:
[78:09] Summerhouse.
Speaker 2:
[78:09] Well, gay is... Gay is RuPaul's Drag Race. Gay is RuPaul's Drag Race. Big finale coming up.
Speaker 1:
[78:20] Who are we rooting for?
Speaker 2:
[78:22] I guess I'm rooting for...
Speaker 1:
[78:24] That's tough.
Speaker 2:
[78:25] Mikey Meeks. Right? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[78:29] She's final. Three.
Speaker 2:
[78:32] So that's our discourse on that. But listen, we had so many amazing discourses. I think this conversation flowed like a river.
Speaker 3:
[78:43] It did. I mean, I think we untangled so many hot topics.
Speaker 1:
[78:48] We did.
Speaker 3:
[78:49] The View is probably scared.
Speaker 2:
[78:51] Oh, the View is so shook about us.
Speaker 3:
[78:54] Yeah, so...
Speaker 1:
[78:56] We're taking over.
Speaker 3:
[78:57] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[78:57] You know, the View has a podcast.
Speaker 3:
[78:59] Why?
Speaker 2:
[79:00] Every day, they have a podcast hosted by executive producer, Brian Tetta. It's called Behind the Table.
Speaker 3:
[79:04] Wow.
Speaker 1:
[79:04] Brian's wonderful.
Speaker 2:
[79:06] Brian's lovely.
Speaker 1:
[79:06] We love Brian.
Speaker 3:
[79:07] I love you, Brian.
Speaker 2:
[79:09] You should go on the show. You actually would be amazing on the View.
Speaker 1:
[79:11] You would be amazing as a panelist.
Speaker 3:
[79:14] Thank you.
Speaker 2:
[79:16] Joy Behar, your days are numbered.
Speaker 3:
[79:19] Joy? I feel like I love... Yeah, Joy. I don't know if Joy would like me, but I would love...
Speaker 2:
[79:25] I think she would.
Speaker 3:
[79:25] That would be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2:
[79:27] I think Whoopi would think you were just delightful.
Speaker 3:
[79:29] Whoopi is a lot of fun. I love her philosophy on living with men. I don't want a man in my house.
Speaker 2:
[79:35] Yeah, get them out of here.
Speaker 3:
[79:36] Yeah, so...
Speaker 2:
[79:37] I don't want to have to talk to anybody.
Speaker 1:
[79:38] And then what did she say recently about, she's like, I take care of myself, my needs. She was like, I'm not with a man, but every now and then, I figure it out.
Speaker 2:
[79:48] I figure it out.
Speaker 1:
[79:50] She said something along those lines.
Speaker 2:
[79:51] She's intimating that she's got booty call list, which I love for Whoopi Goldberg.
Speaker 1:
[79:55] So happy.
Speaker 3:
[79:56] I love that. I mean, like, look, everything's changed. If you're a rich woman, you really don't need to kind of get involved anymore.
Speaker 2:
[80:05] Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:
[80:06] We have credit cards, property for now. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[80:09] And you got desks to rub on. For anything like Ms. Mama.
Speaker 1:
[80:12] Doors. Doors to.
Speaker 2:
[80:13] Did you say her name?
Speaker 1:
[80:14] I said first name.
Speaker 2:
[80:16] Amanda.
Speaker 1:
[80:16] And I don't even think that's her name.
Speaker 3:
[80:18] Right. No, it's just Amanda. Heavy episode.
Speaker 2:
[80:20] It's just Amanda. Amanda's across the country. Caught a lot of strays.
Speaker 3:
[80:23] Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2:
[80:25] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[80:25] Well, we're not generalizing. I think it's a coincidence that these two these two girls that we focused on today were named Amanda. I didn't really focus on her.
Speaker 2:
[80:33] And we're hoping the best for both of them.
Speaker 3:
[80:35] And we're hope we are hoping the best. We are hoping that little Amanda's gentles are still sort of all intact.
Speaker 1:
[80:43] Every you know, they should be called gentles.
Speaker 3:
[80:46] Gentles?
Speaker 1:
[80:46] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[80:48] Unless you like to take a beating, huh, Bow?
Speaker 1:
[80:50] Oh, God.
Speaker 2:
[80:53] You can see Blair Socci performing at May 5th at the Hollywood Improv as part of Netflix is a Joke. The podcast is spaced out. And I think your life would benefit greatly.
Speaker 3:
[81:06] I can't wait to have you guys on.
Speaker 2:
[81:07] From just getting an infusion of Blair Socci right in your veins. And we're happy to provide you just a little sampling of that today. You've been on the edge of your seat since her 2017 episode of Las Culturistas entitled Too Mischievous to get to hear.
Speaker 1:
[81:23] We end every episode with a song.
Speaker 2:
[81:40] We always pick their key.
Speaker 1:
[81:42] Tough.
Speaker 2:
[81:44] The whole thing is tough.
Speaker 3:
[81:45] I really need to be more confident about my singing voice.
Speaker 1:
[81:48] You sounded amazing.
Speaker 3:
[81:48] Thank you.
Speaker 1:
[81:49] Bye.