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Speaker 4:
[00:54] You talking to me?
Speaker 2:
[00:55] Kayak, got that right.
Speaker 5:
[00:59] Can you turn me up a little bit? Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 2:
[01:03] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[01:05] Yeah. You is not real. You is not feel. You is not chill. Yeah. I didn't have to get it all. a friend, even had to go hard at the bends. Had to kill the boss, man, that's boss then.
Speaker 6:
[01:32] Yo, yo, that's not what we doing, Sam.
Speaker 5:
[01:34] Hello.
Speaker 7:
[01:34] Hey, the radio is for people who are driving. Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. You guys see us, we are currently on the road, actually.
Speaker 5:
[01:57] No, no, no, no, this is my third bedroom. This is what it looks like, yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 7:
[02:04] Yeah, we're on the road and we have to, you know, still shoot the pod and shit.
Speaker 5:
[02:08] We in Boston, you fucking knocks.
Speaker 7:
[02:10] Boston, Boston, in a random studio.
Speaker 8:
[02:12] You fucking knock.
Speaker 5:
[02:13] I went to-
Speaker 7:
[02:15] I heard the accent.
Speaker 5:
[02:16] Oh, you did?
Speaker 7:
[02:16] Yeah, I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 5:
[02:17] We heard the accent amplify it. Me and Gene went to Fenway Park to see the Red Sox play the Tigers. And man, they're very passionate about their baseball around here. I definitely see how the N-word could be spewed around here. Because there's no- when I say this, there's nobody to stop it. Like there was 32,000 people at that baseball game. I don't know if I could have rounded up 500 black people there. Without taking some employees with me.
Speaker 9:
[02:50] It's like a revolution in there. No, not there.
Speaker 5:
[02:53] Shit, we're not winning there. That was like a soft clan meeting in there. Good people though. Maybe that was the pre-meeting. Like maybe some people only go to that party and did like a section off to a clan meeting. But there are clan members there.
Speaker 7:
[03:07] Anyway, welcome to Crash Dummies episode 255. I'm Mike and this is Pat right here, my partner in crime. And then we got Gene off camera over here.
Speaker 5:
[03:16] Partner is crazy.
Speaker 7:
[03:17] You can't be my partner in crime.
Speaker 5:
[03:20] It's crazy. Anywho.
Speaker 7:
[03:22] Partner in crime? Oh, just quick housekeeping thingies. Merch is sold out. But we still have the Women's History Century t-shirts available. Go to Crash Dummies Live for the rest of the tour dates. What's the cities we got left? We got, by the time they hear this.
Speaker 5:
[03:39] New York.
Speaker 7:
[03:40] Oh, yeah, New York sold out. Brooklyn.
Speaker 5:
[03:42] Still got time to get tickets. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know. We can't tell the future.
Speaker 7:
[03:46] Brooklyn, Raleigh, Raleigh, pick it up.
Speaker 5:
[03:49] Pick it up. Well, Raleigh, you won't see us. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 7:
[03:52] Charlotte, you guys are doing great. Portland, Seattle, all coming up. And then Toronto and Detroit.
Speaker 5:
[03:59] So, yeah, Cleveland, pick it up. So you sent me a clip of somebody that we both know, and they were at a concert.
Speaker 7:
[04:07] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[04:08] A comedian's concert at that. And you know, when the comedians do that, I'm going to stand still and let the crowd just rock. You know what I mean? Y'all love me so much. And the person that we know was screaming like, I'll give the person a fake name.
Speaker 7:
[04:25] Let's call it a Brandon. It was like, Brandon.
Speaker 5:
[04:29] Oh my God. I guess we can say.
Speaker 7:
[04:33] No, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 5:
[04:34] No, no, no, we can't. He was like, He know he can't be doing that shit. But anywho, that it took me back like, cause I was like on both sides of the fence, like if your friend want to have fun, let them have fun. You know what I'm saying? If this is how you interact at a concert, who am I to tell you you can't do that? But then on the other side of the fence is, nigga, why are you reacting to everything the DJ says? The DJ say make some noise seven times a night and you seven for seven? You perfect attendance.
Speaker 7:
[05:07] Well, you just said you can't dictate how people have fun.
Speaker 5:
[05:09] But it's just like sometimes like yes, I can't dictate how you have fun, but you're not about to be consistent through the whole show. You make some noise, ah, clap it up.
Speaker 7:
[05:18] Are you saying if you're there with them or in general?
Speaker 5:
[05:20] Yes, if we're there together. You can do whatever you want when you solo-dolo. I'm not trying to do all that shit. I had a person next to me fucking up all night. You ever been with somebody at a comic show and they talking out loud?
Speaker 7:
[05:35] Yeah, it's always different because obviously people talk at our shows because we're very like crowd interactive, but there'd be like comedians that don't have anything. And then the person would say their opinion on something. Right. And then the person, the crowd would then give a full soliloquy of like their opinion, like, bro, why are you? Why are you keep talking like no pauses, no punch lines.
Speaker 5:
[05:56] Yeah. Next thing you know, the comedian asking you, where are you from? Yeah. Off proximity. Yeah. Like, hey, where are you from? You know what I'm saying? I'm just like, bro, like I wasn't doing shit.
Speaker 7:
[06:05] Now, there was a dude at the show where he kept saying he was from.
Speaker 5:
[06:08] Liberia.
Speaker 7:
[06:08] Yeah, Liberia. But he said he was from Jersey as well.
Speaker 5:
[06:10] From Jersey or he was from Philly. He was dissing Jersey. I'm not sure. But he did talk out loud and he was cool going back and forth. But at some point, I said something that he didn't like. Yeah. And he was like, and he caught an attitude. It's like, you've been talking out loud at my show the whole fucking time. Like, how am I not supposed to say something?
Speaker 7:
[06:32] Oh, my gosh. I got a question for you. We asked this during the live show, but I don't even know if we ever got a response from the audience. But can you call some of your friend if you'd never been to their house?
Speaker 5:
[06:46] I think so, especially in this day and age after COVID.
Speaker 7:
[06:51] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[06:51] I've never been in Gene's house, but I would consider him a friend.
Speaker 7:
[06:54] I guess I've never been in your new place.
Speaker 9:
[06:57] I've only been there not too long though.
Speaker 7:
[06:59] Yeah, I said it's still time.
Speaker 9:
[07:01] I've been to the other crib.
Speaker 7:
[07:02] Yeah, we've been to the other crib.
Speaker 5:
[07:03] Got it. But you know what I'm saying? But I've never been to a house, I would still consider him a friend. I just feel like, I think COVID changed everything with that. You just don't step inside people's houses no more as much.
Speaker 7:
[07:15] I think as you get older too, I feel like there's no reason for you to pop up unannounced in my house. I was just in the neighborhood and decided to knock on your door. Like, why are you at my front door?
Speaker 5:
[07:26] You do that sometimes and you'd be throwing me into a shop. You'd be like, I'm pulling up, I'm already downstairs. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 7:
[07:34] You know what I did to you that I feel like I don't think you noticed yet, or you maybe just forgot? As I put, you know the little wipers things that give you at the car washes, the dash wipes? So I put a dash wipe to make it like it was a ticket on your car.
Speaker 5:
[07:49] Oh, that was you. I thought like, so what I thought, I thought I was walking, cause I had walked in front of a group of people. I thought it fell out my pocket and somebody was like, oh damn, he left already. Let me go put it on his windshield, cause he wanted. I didn't know you did that whole ass shit. I just don't-
Speaker 7:
[08:04] That was so long ago too. You didn't say nothing about it, then I started to forget too.
Speaker 5:
[08:09] I was just like, I took it as that. I didn't think it was no ticket. But the other thing is, I just don't like inviting people over my house because I have ADHD and sometimes I'll leave something alone because it's bothering me. I'm over here making videos or thinking of something for a podcast or something. I don't need you judging me and ask me why my vacuum is on my kitchen counter. It's just like, it's there, my. Like I was working on something. Hey, don't worry about that.
Speaker 7:
[08:38] Speaking of car wash, you made a TikTok about this, about when you add a car wash and the person giving the instructions at the car wash, their instructions are never really clear. Like they'll be like, they'll give you a little nudge to the left and it's like, is my tire straight or not? Or the nonchalant ones. That's what I hate. There's a nonchalant, what are they car wash attendants?
Speaker 5:
[09:01] Car wash.
Speaker 7:
[09:03] So the nonchalant car wash attendants is like, they don't really give like the full motion of where they want, what they want you to do. It's like, if it's like move left, it's like a little bit like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, or like boom, boom, boom, boom, it's like, I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[09:16] Yeah, I just don't like the nonchalantness. I feel like it's a very important job. Like this is a 30, $40,000 vehicle coming through something that could literally tear it into pieces and you just doing this, you know, you got the sign, you're trying to be too smooth. Bro, I'm looking at this like it's 1920 year old kid. It's like, what did you do in this company to get this position? It doesn't seem like you're good at it because air traffic control, they get paid a lot, right? Obviously, this is not as important as planes, but I feel like it's pretty important. Yeah. You know what I mean? I feel like they underpaid or something. We got to investigate or see how hard it is. We could be actually just like, because a lot of America reads at a fourth grade level.
Speaker 7:
[09:57] That is like a stat of your life.
Speaker 5:
[09:59] Because people don't believe it and people like go through life.
Speaker 7:
[10:03] I haven't even Googled this, so I'm just going.
Speaker 9:
[10:05] That's why they made, Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
Speaker 5:
[10:08] Mmm, some cooking, that.
Speaker 7:
[10:12] So we say we're, what did somebody say there in the last show?
Speaker 5:
[10:15] Industry plans.
Speaker 7:
[10:17] I feel like we haven't made it big enough to be considered industry plans.
Speaker 5:
[10:21] I think he's saying like industry plans. He says something about like our dads and shit like that. Like hell no.
Speaker 7:
[10:27] Oh yeah, he was mad that our dads were in our life.
Speaker 5:
[10:29] Yeah, it's like bro, it's people more successful than us with one parent household. It's foster children more successful than us, you know what I'm saying? Look at Eli Musk's money, man. Look how dumb he looks.
Speaker 7:
[10:43] Oh my God.
Speaker 5:
[10:45] He got hella money. I shouldn't even be talking shit about somebody with that much money. Oh, I wanted to talk about relationship independence.
Speaker 7:
[10:52] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[10:53] I feel like men, like good men that are in a relationship got to fight back a little bit.
Speaker 7:
[10:58] And good men that are in good relationships, good men that are in a relationship.
Speaker 5:
[11:03] You know you're a good dude, you're doing the right thing. Yeah. You got a right to fight back a little bit like with your independence, especially like when we go out.
Speaker 7:
[11:12] Right?
Speaker 5:
[11:13] Like I've been in relationships when I went out and I'm on my phone more than I'm having fun because I'm like updating the girl like, okay, I'm about to go to this club. Damn, such and such just left. And it's partially our fault because we're very bad with details.
Speaker 7:
[11:30] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[11:31] We tell her one more time.
Speaker 7:
[11:32] Yeah, we're just going to the club down the street. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[11:35] But they over plan too. Like how the fuck did you know you were going to be drinking at 920 exactly? How the fuck do you know that?
Speaker 7:
[11:42] I think also as dudes, we don't care about the plans. There's been times we've gone out and like we don't know where we're going to end up. It's just like, we're just going to go wherever the wind takes us, I guess.
Speaker 5:
[11:50] Yeah, because that's a fun night. Sometimes I feel like in prior relationships, the woman I dated would come back frustrated about the night because it didn't go exactly as planned. You know what I'm saying? And we have a low expectations. I literally like to go to places and be like, damn, this shit is ass. I get enjoyment out of that. I found out this place was ass, and now I never have to have FOMO about it.
Speaker 7:
[12:14] I think anything can make the night too. The night could have been ass, and then you see two smaller people get into a brawl, and that's going to be the highlight of your night. It's like, bro, that night was ass, but what the two o'clock when bars are closing? Big ass brawl. Whoa, I guess little brawl.
Speaker 10:
[12:32] No, a little scuffle.
Speaker 7:
[12:34] Yeah, a little scuffle.
Speaker 5:
[12:35] The best night I had on with both of y'all before is almost not. I had both of y'all.
Speaker 9:
[12:44] That's so crazy.
Speaker 5:
[12:45] Individually, though.
Speaker 8:
[12:47] Oh my hell, no.
Speaker 5:
[12:50] No, but I almost had to slap the shit out of a nigga tonight. Night.
Speaker 7:
[12:55] Okay, got you.
Speaker 5:
[12:56] It's so engraved in your memory because it rarely happens as a grown man because especially if you're trying to keep peace and trying to stay away from places that you can even get into it.
Speaker 7:
[13:05] I wasn't there when Gene was bucking up on.
Speaker 5:
[13:07] Oh, man. That was a good night. Was that not a good night? That was a great night.
Speaker 9:
[13:13] That was one of my best nights, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[13:14] Especially not to brag and be like, oh, Macho Man, I can beat the shit out of anybody. The last three people that I've almost beat the shit out of, the reason why it didn't happen because I was like, I'm going to feel so bad if I beat the shit out of this dude. It's not even close. It wasn't no dude that's built like me and-
Speaker 7:
[13:36] Very small individual.
Speaker 5:
[13:37] Yes. It's like this dude is small. This dude obviously don't have it all up top and it's like, I'm going to just gracefully help him bow out of this because he don't know what he about to get into. Those are the best nights. Man, I almost beat the shit out of this dude. I didn't go to jail, nothing happened, but in my mind, I knew I would have beat the shit out of this dude, and that's enough for me.
Speaker 7:
[13:59] He thought so too though.
Speaker 5:
[14:00] I hope so.
Speaker 9:
[14:01] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[14:01] I think you have to think that. Somebody that little has either got a weapon that's like an equalizer on them or it's just like that drunk and faded.
Speaker 5:
[14:09] Yeah, bro.
Speaker 9:
[14:10] It's always like somebody gets into an altercation and the homie comes and intervenes, and then the other homie comes and is like, no, my bad.
Speaker 5:
[14:18] Yeah. No, but that's how it's supposed to be. You're not supposed to be mad at the same time as your friends. That's like, you don't do that, bro. You're supposed to make peace so you know if you got a fight or not.
Speaker 7:
[14:29] So obviously, I'll bring this up a different way. Barbers need to start being more verbal. I hate non-verbal barbers in terms of what they want you to do. If they want you to puff your cheek a little bit, some barbers would just poke your cheek and expect you your shit to inflate. It's like, what?
Speaker 5:
[14:48] pause.
Speaker 7:
[14:49] What? Poke your cheek?
Speaker 5:
[14:53] Audio listeners going crazy right now. What the fuck is he talking about? YouTube got your back though.
Speaker 7:
[14:59] But you know what I mean?
Speaker 5:
[15:00] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[15:01] Or it's like, I'd rather the barber tell me exactly what to do than to touch the part where they want me to move.
Speaker 5:
[15:09] Mike wanted aggressive.
Speaker 7:
[15:11] No, I don't want to be touched.
Speaker 9:
[15:12] He said, walk me through it.
Speaker 7:
[15:14] No, actually talk me through it. Yes. Don't touch me. Don't touch the top of my lip telling me to do this with my lip or some shit.
Speaker 5:
[15:26] Yeah, I think it's just like, I think barbers pride theirself on chemistry with their client.
Speaker 7:
[15:31] There is, okay, chemistry does get built when you go to your regular barber.
Speaker 5:
[15:34] Yes.
Speaker 7:
[15:34] But if I'm a new client, talk me through it then.
Speaker 5:
[15:38] No, stop saying that.
Speaker 7:
[15:39] All right, talk to me. Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[15:40] No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 7:
[15:42] Say words, verbal, be verbal. There you go, there you go. That's better.
Speaker 5:
[15:46] But yeah, but they definitely brag off chemistry. I hate when my biggest pet peeve is when I'm sitting in a chair and somebody else walks in, like it's probably the person that's next, and my barber tries to show off how well we know each other.
Speaker 7:
[16:00] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[16:01] Like, hey Pat, I was telling them about the time we was cutting up in here. Remember that one thing happened? It's like, no, nigga. I've been here over a hundred times. A lot of things have happened in there.
Speaker 7:
[16:12] I haven't had a new barber in a while, but the times I do go to a new barber, that's the time that you kind of open up your camera a lot more. Just to kind of like to get like the mid cut check and shit like that. I always pretend, like back then when I had Snapchat, I would always just like open Snapchat and take like a, pretend I'm taking a video or some shit just so he don't feel like I'm putting pressure on him that the cut's good or not.
Speaker 5:
[16:35] No, they need pressure. I want to let y'all know that if you have a barber and you've been with them for a while and he goes a hundred cuts without fucking up and then you'd be like, damn, the last two cuts this dude's been cutting me like I'm somebody else. That's probably the reason. Your barber cut so many people that sometimes they're like, oh yeah, no, this is not my haircut. Sometimes you just got to go. Every once in a while, you got to go to a different barber. Just once. The other barber might fuck you up. But that's what you need to get your other barber back in order. Because now you're going to drop down, first thing your barber going to say, I know you went somewhere else. What the? I'm telling you, at least for the next year, he cutting you back right. Because he know like-
Speaker 7:
[17:18] When you go to a new barber, do you first get a full cut or do you just start off with a lining, like a little taper or some shit?
Speaker 5:
[17:25] Honestly, I feel like there's a talent in like, I've been fucked up by a barber, but the haircut still looks good, if that makes sense.
Speaker 7:
[17:32] Yeah, it was just not you.
Speaker 5:
[17:33] Yes, it's not me. Obviously, I got to give you more direction next time, but you are a great barber. But I've also been fucked up by barbers where I'm just like, you will never cut me up again. Like you don't need to be cutting nobody else up.
Speaker 9:
[17:45] Matter of fact, barbers try to be diverse. They be trying to cut everybody's hair, but that's how they forget how to cut certain hair.
Speaker 11:
[17:51] I think Gene said, no, the diversity is like.
Speaker 9:
[17:57] Get your fade down.
Speaker 7:
[17:58] No, but that doesn't matter though.
Speaker 5:
[18:00] Gene went to one Red Sox game and the talked to him.
Speaker 7:
[18:03] It doesn't matter though, because if you do have a barber and it's all white dudes you see getting tapers, it's like, am I going to be more inclined to go to this guy or go to the barber where I see obviously more black people?
Speaker 5:
[18:14] I'm not going to lie, that's probably the most racist thing that I do. I'm willing to admit it. If it's a white guy getting a cut in front of me and he's getting a fade.
Speaker 7:
[18:24] You see scissors get pulled out?
Speaker 9:
[18:25] No, it's in the comb.
Speaker 5:
[18:27] No, but it's like the black flay. You know why he's trying to get that haircut and he got the stud earrings. We shaking hands regularly when you get out this shit. You're not getting a little snap. Nah, you got to earn a little more, you got to put in some work.
Speaker 7:
[18:41] You shake up with people that were in the chair before you.
Speaker 5:
[18:43] A lot of people know the podcast at the barber shop I go to. I sent you a link though to a video about real friendship.
Speaker 10:
[18:50] Last week, my homeboy got exposed on Instagram. They called him a fuck up with a trans. And so I ain't talked to the nigga since then, but trying to call the, the ain't answer. The ain't been on the game, the ain't replying to my texts. So I finally FaceTimed the this morning, he answered. pick up the phone all sad and shit, it's all dark. I'm like, what's up with your fan? Where you been at, bitch? ain't talk to him about a week. The like, trying to sound all sad and shit. He like, man, I've been in the crib, bro. I know you probably seen all that shit on the internet and whatnot. I say, hell yeah, I seen that shit, You freaky as hell. But hey, you still trying to get up with them hoes? We met at Port Royal tomorrow because they got that little art exhibit shit they want us to go to and it's like after set. And shit, they was asking about you. The like, the like, man, bro, I ain't showering in like four days. I really ain't feel it. Man, I ain't trying to hear that shit. get a little bussy. They act like bussy ain't good no more. Man, get the out of here, dog. you got me up. The, the saw the damn laugh. He's getting dressing on the way over there right now, man. Moral of the story. You my freaky ass hoe. Ain't nobody, ain't nothing ever gonna change that. you my friend. You my freaky ass friend, I love y'all. Just don't get freaky with me. That's it.
Speaker 8:
[20:11] That's it, I love you.
Speaker 10:
[20:13] That's it, that's all.
Speaker 7:
[20:15] That was funny. What's his name on IG? I don't know. Buck, Buck or Fried? Okay. Oh man, that's true. I like that. That's like very, I think people judge their friends off different things. Obviously, there's things that your friends can't come back from. I would say more criminal activity.
Speaker 5:
[20:37] No, there are.
Speaker 7:
[20:39] Yeah, I'm just saying just more criminal activities.
Speaker 5:
[20:41] Sexuality and what they prefer shouldn't be one of the things.
Speaker 7:
[20:46] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[20:46] Now, we get to even put political views, there's a hard line of like, okay, you voted for this person. Can we still be friends? I don't know, maybe. But it's like, do you really believe some of this shit?
Speaker 7:
[20:59] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[20:59] Then it's like, all right, bro.
Speaker 7:
[21:01] It's a lot different. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people should approach it that way a lot more.
Speaker 5:
[21:04] No, definitely should, bro. Okay. The difference between me and a lot of people that want to get rich, is they get rich for different reasons, I'd say. They get rich for the Lambos, the Porsches, the big houses, and all that's cool, right? All that's probably going to come with it. But I'm getting rich to get access to stuff. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 7:
[21:25] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[21:26] It's like, I want to do stuff that I'm in places, you know what I'm saying, why am I in a Detroit Pistons locker room? You know what I'm saying? Asking Isaiah Stewart, what's going through your mind, bro?
Speaker 7:
[21:38] Would that be the first person you talk to?
Speaker 5:
[21:39] That'd be the only I want to talk to. That's the you want to be cool with.
Speaker 7:
[21:43] You do want to know what goes into their mind. There's some people you probably meet and then you'll be like, oh, I see why this person asked this way. After having a full conversation, it's like, okay.
Speaker 5:
[21:54] Or you talk to them and it's a whole science behind what they do. You'll get around, there's so many people that-
Speaker 7:
[22:00] I believe that for Dylan Brooks.
Speaker 5:
[22:02] I believe that for Isaiah Stewart. That's why I brought it up. It's just like, I believe there's a science behind what he does. I believe, obviously, sometimes it's just like, damn, you got to take at it like a weird spot. It might have affected the game, but it's just like the things that he do and the science behind someone's craziness is always funny when you talk to them at a calm time. We talked to Pat Bev and stuff like that. You just see like, okay, there's science behind a lot of his antics.
Speaker 7:
[22:28] Do you think there's science behind Draymond Green's antics?
Speaker 5:
[22:32] A thousand percent. I think Draymond is like smart enough to know we aren't winning a championship. So it's just like, if for someone that has four championships and wins all the time, he knows exactly what it takes to get a championship. When he look at his team and he passing the ball to Pods and other players, he know like this is not a championship squad. So now, the winning part is like, eh, OK, it's up there. I like to win, but it's not as important. Now, this referee is hoeing me. You know damn well I didn't foul him. Fuck you. I'm about to give you, I'm about to make, because you know, regardless to me, referees are like, these are guys that didn't hoop, and these are guys that don't like being yelled at. Can you say that?
Speaker 7:
[23:17] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[23:18] So if a dude, he was a referee.
Speaker 7:
[23:19] Some referees might have hooped a little bit, but not a high level maybe.
Speaker 5:
[23:22] Do you think it's a real get back to eject somebody after they cuss you out, knowing you really can't cuss them out? Let's say you're a ref, and I'm like you a bitch ass, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you stupid as fuck, you missed that call, you missed that call, you missed that call.
Speaker 7:
[23:34] I'm throwing you out the game.
Speaker 5:
[23:35] You're throwing me out the game, but it's just like you can't say anything because you're going to get in trouble. The only thing you can do is emphatically throw me out the game. It's like that's not real revenge. I think the players be winning.
Speaker 7:
[23:45] I would try to say more witty stuff, like little shit under my breath.
Speaker 5:
[23:48] Like what?
Speaker 7:
[23:48] What would you say?
Speaker 5:
[23:51] What would you say?
Speaker 7:
[23:52] I don't know if he's missing all those broke ass shots. Something like very sly and just like they be like, what you say? They have to say what you say? For the third time, they're like, no.
Speaker 5:
[24:03] I think my thing-
Speaker 7:
[24:04] Or start flinching at niggas.
Speaker 5:
[24:05] No, that's crazy. That's what they want you to do. Mind you, you're a ref, so you're probably 5'6, 180.
Speaker 7:
[24:11] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[24:12] This Draymond Green, 6'8.
Speaker 7:
[24:14] Got it.
Speaker 5:
[24:14] He wants you to flinch at him. That's what they want. But I think you're on the right track though.
Speaker 7:
[24:18] Or like bump them on purpose.
Speaker 5:
[24:20] No, that's still too much context.
Speaker 7:
[24:21] No, I'm bumping them on purpose. I mean, but it makes it seem like it's an accident.
Speaker 5:
[24:25] Okay. You know them slow mo replays? They catch every little wince of what you do, every little evilness. You got to be a really good actor.
Speaker 7:
[24:33] I'll have to.
Speaker 5:
[24:34] But no, I like where you was going though. I think me, I would just tell them, I don't give texts to people like you. I only give texts when I just don't believe you, bro. I don't believe that you're getting this high with me, bro. I'm not giving you a text.
Speaker 7:
[24:50] All the rest. He good.
Speaker 5:
[24:52] I don't believe nothing that he's talking about, you know what I mean? What would that be like?
Speaker 7:
[24:57] I know where he grew up. I know his dad. We went to school with his dad.
Speaker 12:
[25:02] He ain't here from here.
Speaker 7:
[25:05] We used to stuff his dad in a locker.
Speaker 5:
[25:08] No, every time. Come on now. I'm not throwing you out and I'm ignoring you one. And then please, God don't commit a violation. I'm about to do the Dante Culpepper roll on if you travel. I swear to God.
Speaker 7:
[25:22] Try, try, try, try, try, traveling, I have a video for her. Carry, I have a video that says exposing my son's basketball coach.
Speaker 13:
[25:34] I'm thinking about exposing my son's seventh grade basketball coach, Coach Cleveland. Hey, how you doing? Yep, it's me.
Speaker 5:
[25:41] She says she thinks about it.
Speaker 13:
[25:43] My fucking phone calls, you block me. I call you from text now, no answer. I'm finna expose you. I'm thinking about exposing you, all right? So if you don't return my call, the whole world finna know, even your wife, Michelle Cleveland, that that's a fucking library lady downtown. She finna know, too. That damn library ain't be quiet no more. All right. So Michelle, I'm finna give you proof to let you know that I done sucked and ate your husband's ass out.
Speaker 7:
[26:10] Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:
[26:11] I thought she was thinking about it.
Speaker 13:
[26:13] You promised me that if I sucked and ate your ass, my son would make the basketball team. Now you're gonna block me. I'm calling from text now. No response.
Speaker 7:
[26:24] Sucked and ate your ass to make the basketball team. Freaky as. That's a crazy request.
Speaker 5:
[26:31] Wait, wait, wait. You know how trash your fucking son gotta be? You know how ass your son gotta be for you to eat ass. Come on now, like that's crazy.
Speaker 7:
[26:41] You know what I did for you to get on this team?
Speaker 5:
[26:44] No, that's crazy.
Speaker 7:
[26:46] Do you think there's still coaches out there doing that?
Speaker 5:
[26:49] Yes, bro. It's evil all around the world. This shit never go away. That's why we gotta be one of the good ones, bro. Come on, bro. There's out here.
Speaker 7:
[26:55] It's just a crazy request.
Speaker 5:
[26:57] It's just a crazy request. You want this game when it's shut. Oh, hell no. No, that's so crazy to say I'm about to think about it.
Speaker 9:
[27:07] And then I imagine she said, Cleveland. Right after practice.
Speaker 7:
[27:11] It sounds like a nigga Cleveland would do. Cleveland.
Speaker 5:
[27:14] Oh, that's also crazy. Into doxel other woman like she's at fault.
Speaker 7:
[27:20] The library lady.
Speaker 5:
[27:21] You mad at her for not eating her husband ass?
Speaker 7:
[27:24] She said, this is how you know that I'm not lying. So that just might be his thing.
Speaker 5:
[27:30] Oh, God.
Speaker 7:
[27:31] So his wife is probably doing that too.
Speaker 5:
[27:33] No, she probably retired.
Speaker 9:
[27:35] She ain't got to do it no more.
Speaker 5:
[27:37] No, she probably did it like the first 10 years.
Speaker 7:
[27:38] I just feel like that's very like a very kind of like a unique thing in a sense. Right.
Speaker 9:
[27:44] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[27:44] So it's like, if you already have that at home, the search to find that outside of your house is like, I feel like it's a difficult search.
Speaker 9:
[27:53] That would probably be the ultimate backfire as if like, if they say they got an open relationship.
Speaker 7:
[27:58] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[27:59] I don't know the rest of the story.
Speaker 5:
[28:00] Open is something.
Speaker 7:
[28:03] I think it's Cleveland sound old school, so I don't think.
Speaker 9:
[28:05] Open triumphs.
Speaker 5:
[28:06] I just know that nigger did whatever she say he did. But what was like her? Why is she mad though?
Speaker 7:
[28:12] I guess the son didn't get no planes.
Speaker 5:
[28:15] Probably wasn't good enough.
Speaker 7:
[28:19] There's something have to give. He must have been that bad. Where it's like, okay, I got pleasured the way I want to get pleasured, but your son is still that bad. Not good enough to outweigh your son's assness.
Speaker 5:
[28:30] That's what I'm saying. He probably benched him during crunch time. She started wiping her mouth. She said, what the fuck?
Speaker 8:
[28:37] Why my son not in the game?
Speaker 5:
[28:40] I had to. Come on, dog. You ain't eat it that good. Yo, yo, what's the wordy birdy?
Speaker 14:
[28:47] Brothers.
Speaker 7:
[28:49] What up? What up?
Speaker 14:
[28:50] Good. Good. Good.
Speaker 7:
[28:51] I got a question for you. What's something that's funny that shouldn't be?
Speaker 14:
[28:54] My answer, Pat.
Speaker 7:
[28:58] Pat is funny but shouldn't be. Okay.
Speaker 14:
[29:01] No. I'm just I'm just re-baiting him, but I feel like I feel like Pat, Pat, you and Pat are very good balance of funny and serious.
Speaker 7:
[29:12] Are you think I'm serious? I appreciate that.
Speaker 14:
[29:14] Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[29:16] You think I'm too serious?
Speaker 14:
[29:17] Mike. No, not too serious. Like Mike is a Mike is a very good example. You know, a big brother who's going to direct you. Then Pat will just make fun of every single situation.
Speaker 5:
[29:29] What's that noise in the background?
Speaker 7:
[29:31] It's not like hella plates.
Speaker 14:
[29:33] No, we're making lunch.
Speaker 5:
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Speaker 14:
[31:50] Me and my dear friend JD.
Speaker 5:
[31:52] Your dear friend? Can we talk to JD?
Speaker 7:
[31:54] Where you from?
Speaker 14:
[31:55] Uganda. JD's from Ghana.
Speaker 5:
[32:01] Can we talk to him?
Speaker 14:
[32:02] No, no, no, it's a she.
Speaker 7:
[32:03] Oh JD.
Speaker 5:
[32:04] Oh JD. Oh dear friend. It's like friend like.
Speaker 14:
[32:09] She's like a mother figure, man.
Speaker 5:
[32:11] A mother figure.
Speaker 9:
[32:12] Sound like you got her doing out of work.
Speaker 14:
[32:15] Well, we'll work together.
Speaker 5:
[32:18] Oh, you at work preparing dinner. So this is what you do?
Speaker 14:
[32:22] We're in break. We're in break.
Speaker 5:
[32:24] Just together though?
Speaker 14:
[32:25] Oh, well, there's a bunch of other people coming. We're making lunch for the house.
Speaker 5:
[32:31] Okay.
Speaker 7:
[32:32] For the house?
Speaker 14:
[32:34] Yeah. We work at a nursing facility.
Speaker 5:
[32:38] So yeah, damn. Took you forever to release that information.
Speaker 7:
[32:42] You live in Uganda?
Speaker 3:
[32:43] Yeah.
Speaker 14:
[32:45] No, chill with that, Pat. No, I don't live in Uganda. I live in Jersey.
Speaker 7:
[32:48] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[32:49] Wait, would you watch the show?
Speaker 14:
[32:51] I was at the show. Denim shirt.
Speaker 5:
[32:53] Oh, this is dude from the show. From the live show last night.
Speaker 7:
[32:58] Oh, last night.
Speaker 9:
[32:59] I with the denim shirt. I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 5:
[33:00] Yeah.
Speaker 14:
[33:01] No, it was Old Navy. It was Old Navy, man.
Speaker 5:
[33:04] Old Navy?
Speaker 7:
[33:05] No.
Speaker 5:
[33:06] I mean, you was dressed. You was dressed how you want to dress, bro. I don't know who ever make funny how you dress.
Speaker 14:
[33:12] No, the one who's not funny, Pat.
Speaker 7:
[33:16] Are you in a relationship?
Speaker 14:
[33:17] No, man.
Speaker 7:
[33:18] Oh, I'm about to say.
Speaker 5:
[33:19] He want that old lady.
Speaker 15:
[33:20] He want that JD. JD.
Speaker 5:
[33:23] That's why he helping her in the kitchen. He's like, I'd do anything for you. He's trying to do it before the other people that get there, that like her too. That's the people at the job like her too, don't they? He tried to get ahead of them. We get to the kitchen first.
Speaker 7:
[33:37] All right, bro. You have a good one.
Speaker 5:
[33:38] We know you freaky did them, boy.
Speaker 14:
[33:40] All right. Chill, Pat.
Speaker 5:
[33:43] Mr. Word, welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast, bro.
Speaker 6:
[33:45] What's up, what's up?
Speaker 5:
[33:46] I got a question for you. What's something that people overhype?
Speaker 6:
[33:51] VIP sections at the club, okay?
Speaker 7:
[33:56] Explain.
Speaker 6:
[33:56] Like you came to the same place, like you're listening to the same music, same crowd, you just behind a bum ass like sign that says VIP, and it's bunched up. So I feel like that's manly.
Speaker 7:
[34:07] Sounds like an outside of the VIP section though.
Speaker 6:
[34:10] No, I just think it's overhype, bro. You pay way more money, but ours is the same. I don't know, I'm not hating.
Speaker 5:
[34:19] No, I don't think you. It's only hating if you're talking about specific times or a specific thing. The concept was supposed to be for privacy, but it is definitely turned into people not dancing or shit anymore. You like to dance at clubs or something?
Speaker 6:
[34:36] No, I just got a lot of homies like that that go to the club and go VIP sections. I just think you're paying more for no reason.
Speaker 7:
[34:44] How many times you think you've been in a VIP section?
Speaker 5:
[34:46] Not high, yeah.
Speaker 6:
[34:47] Like once.
Speaker 8:
[34:49] You've only been in one?
Speaker 6:
[34:52] It's basically the same thing as just going to the club and like, you're just behind a sign.
Speaker 7:
[34:57] I'm just saying you only went one time.
Speaker 5:
[34:58] You went, what was in the VIP section? How many people?
Speaker 6:
[35:02] Me and my friends.
Speaker 5:
[35:03] It was all guys in the VIP section?
Speaker 6:
[35:05] No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5:
[35:07] You just said me and my friends.
Speaker 16:
[35:09] And some shorties, I said that.
Speaker 7:
[35:10] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[35:10] And some shorties, how many? Like, you're not giving me the numbers.
Speaker 7:
[35:13] What was like the ratio?
Speaker 5:
[35:13] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[35:14] It was, it's five of us including me, so that's six and then five of the shorties.
Speaker 7:
[35:19] Okay.
Speaker 6:
[35:20] So one of my friends didn't have one.
Speaker 5:
[35:22] So one of your friends didn't have one. So it was five girls and six guys.
Speaker 7:
[35:27] Is this like a club that you frequent to?
Speaker 6:
[35:30] No, no, I just went just to go. Because I don't normally, I don't go to the club like that.
Speaker 5:
[35:36] So you don't go to the club and then you got an opinion on clubs. Like, this shit don't make no sense.
Speaker 6:
[35:42] I can't get my opinion to the place that I went to?
Speaker 5:
[35:44] No, especially not a one time thing.
Speaker 7:
[35:48] Yeah, just because I feel like going to, I'm not advocating for going to a club or anything, but I just think those things are things that change every weekend. Like, I've gone to clubs in one week, I'm like, all this shit was ass, and the next week you go there, it's like you had the time of your life.
Speaker 5:
[36:05] Yeah, at the same exact place. I've literally got a section in the same spot five times in over two months span and had the time of my life one time, and other times I was like, damn, I don't know if I want to do this again. So it was like, you only went once, and then you went to a sausage fest.
Speaker 7:
[36:22] So it was just like, I think the things you can say overhyped are like, these are like one time experiences. Like, I feel like food places are kind of like that sometimes, especially like the more franchisey places.
Speaker 5:
[36:32] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7:
[36:33] I'm not obviously some, depends what waiter you get at, like a mom and pop.
Speaker 5:
[36:36] You go to a Popeyes in Pine Egg, Michigan, you can't say all Popeyes is bad. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 7:
[36:41] Or as you can say is overhyped. You're right. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 9:
[36:44] Yeah, so the overhypes that people pay too much and it's like, it's like you could pay less, dog. You went to the section.
Speaker 5:
[36:50] Did you chip in on the bottle at least?
Speaker 6:
[36:53] No, I don't drink. I was just there to-
Speaker 7:
[36:55] So you didn't even pay nothing.
Speaker 5:
[36:57] I'm not drunk. He went into the club.
Speaker 7:
[37:00] No wonder you had a terrible time. It was overhyped.
Speaker 5:
[37:02] went into the club with a notebook. I don't really like the essence of everything.
Speaker 7:
[37:08] I'm going to take notes today.
Speaker 5:
[37:10] Why are the bottle girls half naked? I just don't get it.
Speaker 7:
[37:13] Too many stares.
Speaker 5:
[37:18] Why do we have ropes and they don't? I don't get it. Are we both paying for a section? This.
Speaker 6:
[37:25] Yo, by the way, I caught the last ticket to the New York show on Tuesday.
Speaker 7:
[37:32] Oh, fire.
Speaker 5:
[37:33] Oh damn, fire.
Speaker 6:
[37:34] The reason why you had to make another show for Brooklyn, so shout out to me.
Speaker 5:
[37:41] No, shout out to you for real, though. We appreciate it.
Speaker 7:
[37:43] We'll see you then, bro.
Speaker 5:
[37:44] See you soon, lil.
Speaker 6:
[37:45] Yeah, for sure. Y'all stay safe.
Speaker 7:
[37:46] All right, slight pause in the podcast. The next listener call y'all are gonna hear is actually from our live show in Boston. Shout out to people that heard that. Get your tickets to the live show, crashdummieslive.com. Now here's the clip.
Speaker 17:
[37:56] Yo, what's up?
Speaker 7:
[37:57] What it do?
Speaker 17:
[37:58] What's up? Nothing much. How about you guys?
Speaker 5:
[38:01] Nothing much with you.
Speaker 17:
[38:03] Uh, first of all, Pat, you're very cutesy, wutsy on Baltimore.
Speaker 9:
[38:12] Oh my God.
Speaker 6:
[38:13] What does that mean?
Speaker 17:
[38:15] I don't know. He's like, every time he laughed, he was covering his smile like, very cutesy. Is he covering his smile right now? Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[38:32] No, you're literally banned from the pie, brother. I promise you that. This is your last time on the pie.
Speaker 7:
[38:38] I got a question for you. What's your biggest regret?
Speaker 17:
[38:42] Losing my virginity, bruh. Biggest regret?
Speaker 7:
[38:50] I guess explain.
Speaker 17:
[38:52] No, I remember that it happened so quick, and when it happened, I couldn't get it out. So I was like, something wrong with me? Do I have erectile dysfunction? They got to the point where I had to go to CVS and get like answers, because I was just, I guess I was very nervous.
Speaker 5:
[39:20] Wait, you went to CVS to get answers? Like, what the?
Speaker 17:
[39:24] Enhancers.
Speaker 7:
[39:26] Enhancers.
Speaker 5:
[39:26] Oh, okay.
Speaker 17:
[39:28] Then I started looking up Bluechew to see if I can get on to that. But I guess I was just nervous and I tried it again and it worked, but it was like, it was so boring.
Speaker 7:
[39:40] You say it was so boring?
Speaker 17:
[39:42] It was boring.
Speaker 5:
[39:43] Like the sex was boring?
Speaker 17:
[39:44] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[39:45] Like how old were you?
Speaker 17:
[39:47] 21.
Speaker 5:
[39:49] How old are you now?
Speaker 17:
[39:51] 24.
Speaker 5:
[39:52] Is the sex still boring?
Speaker 17:
[39:54] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[40:00] Wait, wait, are we allowed to ask him like who he's having sex with?
Speaker 7:
[40:05] Yeah, sure.
Speaker 5:
[40:06] Like, are you having sex with, who you having sex with?
Speaker 17:
[40:10] A girlfriend, of course.
Speaker 5:
[40:12] And it's like, okay, so is-
Speaker 7:
[40:13] Your girlfriend?
Speaker 17:
[40:14] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[40:15] So it's boring, right? Yeah. Like, you don't enjoy it?
Speaker 17:
[40:20] Like, I guess what I enjoy the most is seeing her enjoy it. But it's like me, she's like, nah.
Speaker 5:
[40:29] You think like, maybe, like, if you don't like that, like, okay, I used this earlier, right? If Mike doesn't like ice cream- Well, go ahead. If Mike doesn't like ice cream, that means, like, if he finds it boring, he probably wouldn't eat ice cream anymore. Like, maybe he, like, switched to, like, popsicles or something.
Speaker 17:
[40:55] What are you trying to say?
Speaker 5:
[40:56] No, I'm just saying, like, this ice cream and popsicles, nothing else. Just like, maybe you want to try something else.
Speaker 17:
[41:05] Yeah, maybe, but I try to bring it up. She gets mad.
Speaker 7:
[41:09] What's boring about it?
Speaker 17:
[41:13] It's like, just goes in.
Speaker 4:
[41:16] Oh, OK, OK.
Speaker 7:
[41:18] There's some people eating right now.
Speaker 17:
[41:20] Oh, my God. Yeah, it's just boring.
Speaker 7:
[41:22] And OK, you brought this up to her. And what did she say?
Speaker 17:
[41:25] No, she started yelling at me. Like she says, it's something that she can live with now. Like, obviously, that's a lie.
Speaker 5:
[41:35] So you don't want you actually don't want to have sex?
Speaker 17:
[41:38] No.
Speaker 5:
[41:40] So you'd be OK with not having sex at all?
Speaker 17:
[41:42] Yeah. Like, I feel nasty.
Speaker 5:
[41:47] Listen, what is that?
Speaker 7:
[41:48] Isn't that called something like asexual or something?
Speaker 5:
[41:50] No, it's called something else. We just not allowed to say it, but you need to like do some like self-evaluation instead of like ruining other people's life. You need to figure out what you really want.
Speaker 7:
[42:02] Why don't you leave?
Speaker 17:
[42:04] Well, I'm happy. I'm happy in this relationship.
Speaker 7:
[42:07] Just to like the 30 seconds at night that you get a little?
Speaker 17:
[42:11] Yeah, a little time.
Speaker 5:
[42:12] I think he just want like, maybe he wants his girlfriend to be his best friend. He just don't want to lose her. That's your best friend, huh?
Speaker 17:
[42:19] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[42:19] Yeah. You know, you could just be friends with her and like...
Speaker 7:
[42:23] And like you can cut the sex out.
Speaker 5:
[42:26] With her.
Speaker 17:
[42:26] Maybe I should break it up with her right now.
Speaker 7:
[42:28] Yeah, go ahead and do it right now, bro. You want us to do it right now?
Speaker 5:
[42:31] Yeah, call it.
Speaker 7:
[42:33] We'll do it with you. Fuck it. We got you, bro. We'll end this shit tonight. Yo, what's up? What'd he do? What'd he do? Shit, man.
Speaker 16:
[42:41] Y'all just gonna ask me a question or what?
Speaker 6:
[42:43] Damn. God damn. What the?
Speaker 5:
[42:46] Why you talking to us like that?
Speaker 7:
[42:47] All right. What's your biggest regret?
Speaker 6:
[42:50] Boy, it's getting my baby mama pregnant, boy.
Speaker 17:
[42:54] Oh my God.
Speaker 16:
[42:55] That shit fucked me up.
Speaker 7:
[42:57] He saw her.
Speaker 6:
[42:58] He saw her.
Speaker 7:
[42:59] All right. Go ahead. What happened?
Speaker 16:
[43:00] I ain't go a lot, because I love my son. He amazing. That's my dog. But that whole shit.
Speaker 6:
[43:06] All right.
Speaker 9:
[43:06] Look. So she got pregnant.
Speaker 6:
[43:08] All right.
Speaker 16:
[43:09] Cool beans, boy.
Speaker 7:
[43:10] I found out she was cheating on me the whole relationship. Let's start over.
Speaker 5:
[43:14] say cool beans to her pregnancy.
Speaker 13:
[43:15] Oh my God.
Speaker 5:
[43:17] We lost as a community.
Speaker 13:
[43:19] No, no, no.
Speaker 16:
[43:19] Listen, listen, listen. It was cool till I found out she was cheating for two years though.
Speaker 5:
[43:24] Two years?
Speaker 16:
[43:25] Like, nah, she cheated at the beginning of the relationship, like I would have been out of there if I knew.
Speaker 5:
[43:31] Well, like, how did you even find that out?
Speaker 16:
[43:33] Bro, on Jesus Christ, I'm sitting there one day, right? And I open her Insta, like I go and I log in on her IG. I'm sitting there, I'm like, you know, let me scroll back. You know, there's some names here. I scroll, I see a user not found, you know, that shit that say like, you know, when a block you or some shit? Yeah. I tap on that bitch, my heart thumpin. It's wicked, boy. My leg tapping. I feel like a crack head. Boy, I'm losing it. All I see is you look so sexy. Oh my God, girl. I started crying. I'm sitting there, I'm rocking back and forth in this bitch.
Speaker 8:
[44:09] I'm rocking. I call her, I said, bitch, I know you did it. I know you did it. I'm screaming, boy.
Speaker 13:
[44:15] I'm screaming.
Speaker 8:
[44:18] She like, oh my God. No, no, no.
Speaker 16:
[44:20] It's not what it looks like.
Speaker 10:
[44:20] I said, what is it?
Speaker 16:
[44:25] What is it? What is it? I'm like, what photo did you send for him to be saying this? I go, I scroll up a little more. She was texting this, I was working 12-hour days at that point in time, bro. Oh, man.
Speaker 5:
[44:41] That's a lot of time to fuck, bro. I ain't gonna lie to you.
Speaker 8:
[44:44] I'm saying, I was putting her in, oh my God.
Speaker 5:
[44:48] I'm just thinking about the shit I would do in 12 hours. That's enough time to have sex, leave, get lunch, come back and have sex.
Speaker 16:
[44:56] I ain't gonna lie, cuz.
Speaker 5:
[44:57] Borrow your shoes, go home.
Speaker 16:
[44:59] You know that wrestling move where you pin the motherfucker and you have they neck bent underneath you? Yeah, had her in one of the walls of Jericho. Oh, When she was pregnant, I ain't gonna lie. Jesus Christ, bro, I was tweaking. I was tweaking. I was tweaking. My son amazing though, so we good.
Speaker 7:
[45:18] That's a good, cool, get into the story. You sure it's your son?
Speaker 16:
[45:23] Oh yeah, I had to take one of them tests, boy.
Speaker 5:
[45:28] Oh, that's dope.
Speaker 16:
[45:29] He look just like me though, so it's okay. Big as fuck.
Speaker 5:
[45:32] No, that's dope.
Speaker 7:
[45:34] When did this happen?
Speaker 16:
[45:36] This shit happened a couple of years ago. He too now.
Speaker 7:
[45:39] You used to hurt over it?
Speaker 10:
[45:41] No, no, no. I moved on.
Speaker 16:
[45:42] I'm engaged.
Speaker 10:
[45:43] I'm happy.
Speaker 7:
[45:43] Oh, congrats.
Speaker 5:
[45:44] So yo, yo, yo, fiancee know you're talking about this shit with such passion?
Speaker 17:
[45:49] No, boy.
Speaker 16:
[45:50] I just remember I was angry. I'm in love with my girl now.
Speaker 5:
[45:53] I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 16:
[45:54] She do that shit.
Speaker 17:
[45:55] I'm doing it 50 years.
Speaker 5:
[46:02] They got that Nicki Minaj personality.
Speaker 7:
[46:04] Oh, yo, yo.
Speaker 5:
[46:08] What's the wordy birdy?
Speaker 7:
[46:09] What's good, bro?
Speaker 5:
[46:11] Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast. Sorry, we didn't call to some other callers just in case you asked. So we got to make sure we got more people.
Speaker 7:
[46:18] Go ahead, bro.
Speaker 5:
[46:19] We're just being transparent with you. I got a question for you, bro.
Speaker 18:
[46:22] What's up?
Speaker 5:
[46:23] What's something that people overhype?
Speaker 18:
[46:25] I think sex.
Speaker 5:
[46:27] Okay.
Speaker 18:
[46:29] All right. So here's my take on it, right? First off, a lot of people look out for sex like it's a need, like they need to have it, right? But first off, maybe it's just me personally, but don't last that long. It doesn't last that long whether it's because of the guy, because of the girl. It feels great for a little bit. And then after, well, how do you know?
Speaker 5:
[46:48] How do you know guys don't last that long?
Speaker 7:
[46:50] No, wait, so it could be a very simple answer to this. I'm just we're not trying to dig anything.
Speaker 18:
[46:57] I don't know that guys last that long.
Speaker 5:
[46:59] Okay, I kind of debunked the first part of your sentence, but go ahead. You go off.
Speaker 18:
[47:04] Yeah. But yeah, I just feel like after I feel like I don't want to be near the girl at all and she usually just pisses me off. So I feel like it's a bit overrated.
Speaker 7:
[47:15] Are you having sex with a woman that you're in a relationship with?
Speaker 18:
[47:20] No.
Speaker 7:
[47:23] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[47:23] I don't like, okay, so you're saying you don't last that long. You're saying sex is overrated because you don't last that long and you don't want to be by the woman after the sex is over.
Speaker 18:
[47:36] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[47:36] But why are you trying to generalize it to everybody? This is specifically you. Why don't you want to be with the woman after you did it, that you want to be cuddled up with or be around or laugh with? Is it like something else going on?
Speaker 18:
[47:51] I mean, I'd hope not. I don't think so. But maybe it's just a personal thing. I've talked to people here and there. So I've gotten around the same opinions and whatnot.
Speaker 7:
[48:02] Okay. So now that you come to the conclusion that sex is overrated or overhyped, are you like not having sex then anymore?
Speaker 18:
[48:12] No, no. I just had sex last night.
Speaker 7:
[48:15] So if it's overrated or overhyped, why are you still doing it?
Speaker 9:
[48:29] Or is it overpriced?
Speaker 18:
[48:32] No, what? No, no, no, no. I'm not paying for no sex. I don't know. I think that like it's, I'm still going to do it, but I think it's a bit overrated.
Speaker 5:
[48:41] I think like, I wouldn't say you scare me, but you're making me think something because you like keep saying it's overrated and then you don't want to be. Man, pay the saxophones on this thing. This shit getting crazy, man. Like, I don't know if you enjoy sex with women, bro.
Speaker 18:
[49:04] What? No, I do.
Speaker 5:
[49:07] It don't sound like it.
Speaker 18:
[49:08] I'm not doing no, I'm not. There's nobody else to enjoy sex with.
Speaker 5:
[49:12] No, but I'm not saying that either. Nobody's throwing that out there. I'm just talking about what you have done and it sounds like you don't enjoy. Like if Mike told me he went to go eat ice cream, right? And he said, man, the ice cream is too cold and it melts too fast. I don't even know it's so overrated. I'd be like, damn, bro, you don't like ice cream. Like maybe you should try a pop single. I don't know.
Speaker 18:
[49:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 8:
[49:44] I don't know, bro.
Speaker 5:
[49:45] It like sounds like you don't like, like you sound like you don't.
Speaker 7:
[49:49] And it's okay if you don't. It's your preference. You know, like everybody can't like the same thing. We all can't like the same thing. If everybody ate ice cream, there wouldn't be enough ice cream for everyone.
Speaker 18:
[50:01] Wait, I feel like this is turning into an intervention. That's not what I'm trying to go for. I'm not with that shit.
Speaker 5:
[50:07] Okay. Nobody's saying you're with anything. We're just saying you don't like the thing that you're talking about. You're saying sex is overhyped, and you just talked about your experience with a woman and said, hey, it's not going to last long, and I don't want her near me after it. So it sounds like you don't enjoy it.
Speaker 18:
[50:27] No, I enjoy it.
Speaker 7:
[50:30] We can backtrack it now.
Speaker 5:
[50:31] So is it overhyped still?
Speaker 18:
[50:34] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[50:34] Okay.
Speaker 18:
[50:36] I can enjoy something that's still overhyped. I'm not saying it's terrible. I'm just saying I don't think it's as great as everybody portrays it to be.
Speaker 7:
[50:46] All right, brother.
Speaker 5:
[50:56] Okay, buddy. You got it.
Speaker 18:
[50:58] All right, bro.
Speaker 7:
[50:59] You have a good one, man.
Speaker 18:
[51:01] I've been listening to y'all for years.
Speaker 5:
[51:06] No, we appreciate you, bro.
Speaker 7:
[51:07] We appreciate you, bro.
Speaker 5:
[51:08] Hey, never say we overhyped, brother.
Speaker 7:
[51:12] Because if we were overhyped to him, he would stop listening to us, right?
Speaker 5:
[51:16] No, he would still do it.
Speaker 18:
[51:18] Because I can still listen to y'all if you're overhyped.
Speaker 7:
[51:21] You said what?
Speaker 18:
[51:21] I can still listen if you're overhyped.
Speaker 7:
[51:23] Okay, brother.
Speaker 5:
[51:24] Hey, I don't know if I want to be in any scenario you got.
Speaker 7:
[51:27] All right, bro. You have a good one. Yo, can you hear us?
Speaker 11:
[51:31] Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 7:
[51:32] What up, what up?
Speaker 11:
[51:32] What's the word?
Speaker 5:
[51:33] Welcome to Crash Dummies Podcast, bro. We got a question for you.
Speaker 11:
[51:35] All right, what's up?
Speaker 7:
[51:36] What's something that's funny that shouldn't be?
Speaker 11:
[51:39] Like I said, I'm going to go with gay dudes talking, but like, no, and not in no disrespectful way. I want to say that right now. Not in no disrespectful way. Just how they go about saying things is funny.
Speaker 12:
[51:52] Mike.
Speaker 11:
[51:54] All right, for example, right? So, you know how some gay dudes be talking about, oh man, pause on this, pause on this. You know how they be saying like, oh, like they be getting wet?
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Speaker 11:
[53:16] Hello?
Speaker 7:
[53:20] No, I guess, where do you hear this at?
Speaker 15:
[53:25] All right.
Speaker 11:
[53:25] So I went to a school, public school, and I had this gay dude, I was friends with him and stuff. He was talking about how you're like wet and shit. I'm like, bro, you're not wet, bro, it's straight shit. You know, because, oh, man, damn, how do I go about saying stuff without really saying people's names? Hold up. Oh, shit. Fuck.
Speaker 5:
[53:57] We good, we good, we good on this combo, right?
Speaker 11:
[54:00] I think it ends there.
Speaker 5:
[54:02] Oh, man, that was, no, this is a good episode. Let's get some sponsors out here.
Speaker 3:
[54:10] How's it going?
Speaker 7:
[54:11] Pretty good, pretty good yourself?
Speaker 3:
[54:12] I'm doing pretty good. I'm like busy, but also at the same time, excited and nervous because to be honest, this is something I've been talking about for a good minute.
Speaker 7:
[54:24] Okay. Really?
Speaker 5:
[54:27] It's a crazy goal here.
Speaker 7:
[54:31] What's something that people over hype?
Speaker 3:
[54:33] Personal peace, you know, protecting their peace. I think, I think that's just like, that's bitch shit. Like, go ahead and have your cake, eat it too, whatever, like, be on your own shit. But like you didn't do shit on your own. So like, we all got to be stressed to be able to grow. So like, what's up with people not wanting to stress and like have their shit and be like, no, I'm good. I got me and my girl and let me straight. Like, I feel like it's overhyped to the max, like to be on your own shit, even though like we kind of need each other more than ever right now.
Speaker 5:
[55:12] It's like, you got like, as I imagine you right now, with 30 affirmations in front of you and you just read them all. We need each other right now. People running from the grind. He just say anything.
Speaker 3:
[55:31] I'm fucking jacked right now.
Speaker 5:
[55:33] No, you good, bro. I kind of get it, but obviously, there's like a middle ground to everything. There is like a such thing as like people running from stress and every time they get in a hard situation and be like, yeah, I'm out of here. And then there's also people that think that life is just supposed to be hard all the time and don't take space for themselves. So it's both ways, bro.
Speaker 7:
[55:52] I think this is a good thing to want peace, though, to want to crave like the personal speech, the personal peace.
Speaker 3:
[56:00] I mean, that and I think this goes to show also, I forgot to say hello, esteemed guests. And hello, you too. I got very caught up in it. But it's like you don't learn about survival mode, I think, personally.
Speaker 5:
[56:17] I have 20 minutes left.
Speaker 6:
[56:19] What it do, fellas?
Speaker 3:
[56:20] What's going on?
Speaker 7:
[56:21] Not much, not much. I got a question for you, though.
Speaker 6:
[56:23] Talk to me. What's going on? All right.
Speaker 7:
[56:24] What's something that's funny that shouldn't be?
Speaker 6:
[56:27] All right. Now hear me out. The funniest shit to me that shouldn't be funny is when you walk in like a store or something and somebody posts there like missing dog or missing cat. Because why the fuck are you so irresponsible that I should care about it? That's not right. I'm in Philly. You said that's not right? Go ahead, bro. Bro, I'm in Philly, for instance, right? You know how many fucking straight cats there are? Why the fuck would I be able to pick your cat out of 50 straight cats walking down this block? I don't care. I do not care.
Speaker 7:
[57:03] The one, it might have a collar on it that says like Cindy or some shit.
Speaker 6:
[57:07] So you think I'm getting that close to a straight cat or dog to look at their collar?
Speaker 5:
[57:13] So, okay, let's actually put you in position to actually save a cat or dog. Let's say you saw a sign on Wednesday and it was of like a gray cat, and it's like a very specific gray cat, and you drive around on Friday and you see that said cat on the corner. Are you contacting that number or are you doing anything?
Speaker 6:
[57:35] First of all, on Friday, I don't even remember what fucking store I was at Wednesday to see the poster. So hell no, I don't give a fuck who cat that is on Friday. Like I'm off work for the week.
Speaker 7:
[57:54] But so you don't have no pets?
Speaker 6:
[57:57] No, I don't have no pets. That's why I got a fish. But I'm not going to lose my fucking fish.
Speaker 5:
[58:03] No, but real shit, like if your fish went missing and it was like a possibility that somebody had it, would you not want somebody to report the fish?
Speaker 6:
[58:13] Yo, if somebody come in my house and take my fucking fish out of the freezer, bro. Take the head head fish, bro. That's crazy.
Speaker 7:
[58:21] I'm trying to think of like another situation to apply, but I don't want to like get anybody in your family kidnapped.
Speaker 9:
[58:26] What about some of the posters that have like rewards on them? You don't give a fuck?
Speaker 6:
[58:30] See, man, we talking.
Speaker 7:
[58:32] Hold on.
Speaker 6:
[58:32] How much is the reward?
Speaker 5:
[58:33] Let's say $100.
Speaker 6:
[58:35] Who that, Gene?
Speaker 7:
[58:36] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[58:36] Yes, sir.
Speaker 6:
[58:37] Yeah. No, that's $100. I don't need $100.
Speaker 7:
[58:40] Fuck that cap. $1,000.
Speaker 5:
[58:44] You're capping.
Speaker 6:
[58:45] It depends. No, it depends. Am I busy? So I have to go back and find us.
Speaker 7:
[58:52] There's a difference between seeing it and then, okay, I'll report it because it's $1,000, then actually go in to look for it yourself. So say they say the reward is like $100,000 and they're having a search party.
Speaker 6:
[59:04] I'm picking that fucking cat up and I'm going to get that number. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7:
[59:07] I'm just saying. We're not talking about you found the cat. Say they have a search party going on. Are you joining that 6 AM search party to search for that cat as well?
Speaker 6:
[59:17] 100K on the line.
Speaker 14:
[59:21] Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 6:
[59:23] Give me a flashlight and a vest.
Speaker 8:
[59:42] Yeah, I'll find the next day, bro.
Speaker 7:
[59:44] Oh man, all right, bro, you have a good one.
Speaker 6:
[59:46] All right, y'all too, fellas.
Speaker 5:
[59:48] All right, Tweet of the Week.
Speaker 7:
[59:49] All right, Tweet of the Week, Tweet of the Week.
Speaker 5:
[59:51] This Tweet says, I wish I could say niggas doubt in me, but everyone believes in me. And I wanna put that in, because I'm a victim to it. I'll have 100 comments to be like, damn, that was funny as hell. But then it'll be a comment of like, it'll be a woman, man, that shit's not funny, it's insensitive. And I'll be hyper focused on that comment. I'll be like, you bitch ass. And it's just to think of like, how many people, because it's hard to get positives out of people. I feel like it's easy to get negatives out of people, because people are just looking for shit. But for somebody to come to you and tell you, hey, you're doing a good job, it's just like, brother, not a lot of people had it.
Speaker 7:
[60:30] I feel like negatives is never in anybody's face though. In my person, I've never had somebody come up to me and be like, bro, this boxing shit ain't for you. Stop boxing, you're about to lose this fight, that your next fight or something like that. People might think that, right?
Speaker 9:
[60:46] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[60:46] People might think, this podcast is ass and whatever. But I feel like it's mostly online, you'll never really see the hate in person. I don't think people are brave enough to hate in person.
Speaker 9:
[60:58] No.
Speaker 5:
[60:58] To me, I don't know. The negativeness to me comes from people that supported you. Then when you try to do something else, you see it disappear because they judging you or they don't like the thing that you put out.
Speaker 7:
[61:13] But should you support everything your friends do?
Speaker 5:
[61:16] It depends on what type of friend it is. If you were to become a chef and I taste your food, I'm like, damn, this is trash. I'm still going to support you as a chef because it's like, we friends, that's for them to judge. You know what I'm saying? I'm not your target audience.
Speaker 7:
[61:33] That's the easiest way to get out of anything, is I'm not your target audience. It might not just be for me.
Speaker 5:
[61:40] Okay. This is a real, real tweet of the week. This is why Twitter is not a real space. Mike says a thousand times every day. This shit is not real. Lebron James. Is Lebron James a thousander?
Speaker 7:
[61:54] No.
Speaker 5:
[61:54] Is Lebron James a millionaire?
Speaker 7:
[61:56] No.
Speaker 5:
[61:57] Is Lebron James a billionaire?
Speaker 7:
[61:59] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[62:00] Oh shit. Okay. Lebron James tweeted, because a game lost service during a crucial moment. Lebron James tweeted, tell me that game didn't just cut off. Am I tripping? What the hell? Somebody then responded, broke ass nigger. My shit is running smooth.
Speaker 7:
[62:20] I honestly, I'm not mad at it. What other opportunity would you have a chance to call a billionaire broke? Especially just wanting up, getting the one up.
Speaker 5:
[62:29] No, that shit is hilarious. They called him a broke ass. Somebody said, I don't do two men's, I'm going to see both of these bitches by myself.
Speaker 7:
[62:44] That's rage. Sometimes that might work though. That might be more effective.
Speaker 5:
[62:52] No, definitely more.
Speaker 7:
[62:52] Because you can tell the person really likes you if that happens too. Especially they invite you when there's two girls.
Speaker 5:
[62:58] Yeah. Okay. This is one of the funniest tweet of the week I had. All right. Last one. It says, my son will definitely not be a junior. That's the highest level of dick riding a dude. It is though. I'm mad as hell at my dad now. Like, yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 7:
[63:18] It's always tough. I would not name my kid Michael, just because Michael is a very basic name. There's enough Michaels in the world.
Speaker 5:
[63:26] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[63:26] I feel like if you have a basic name, it's like, all right, bro, you can give it up now.
Speaker 5:
[63:29] Come on now, you see me. There will never be another. I will never do that to another kid. And they're like, why the fuck would I name somebody Patrick? That shit is so stupid. You know how many Patricks I met? Like the shit is not even special no more. It's like, yeah, like we both Patricks, you know what I'm saying? Now, like your name, if you met somebody with your exact name, like y'all probably didn't even got the same daddy. You know what I'm saying? Like something happened.
Speaker 2:
[63:53] Like y'all mamas know each other and they was beefing, but nah, we didn't, y'all didn't know me.
Speaker 5:
[63:59] At least you guys have room for one of us. Okay, last topic. Okay, let me know how you deal with bad days, right? Are you more about ending a bad day by wrapping it up with like positives to end the day? So you just had a shitty day, you're gonna spend your last two hours doing something you wanna do, or do you end bad days by just cutting off that day and just be like, I'm done for the day?
Speaker 7:
[64:25] I cut off the day.
Speaker 5:
[64:26] You cut off the day?
Speaker 7:
[64:27] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[64:27] You don't keep trying?
Speaker 7:
[64:28] No, I don't. I legit will cut off my day. My cutting off my day would be like laying down in my bed, headphones on, and watching some random things on YouTube. That's cutting it off, right?
Speaker 5:
[64:39] You're not trying to go out like, oh, let me try to go out to the club after having a terrible day.
Speaker 9:
[64:45] It's not gonna go smooth.
Speaker 5:
[64:46] I'm like, I'm all about, if I'm having a bad day, why end it there? You get what I'm saying? Let's see how bad this shit can get. I like resets. I can reset through sleep. When I wake up, I got a new mentality. I know what not to do, shit. But if I had a bad day, I'm going to the club and I'm shoulder bumping niggas like, let's do this shit.
Speaker 7:
[65:09] Not real Crash Child shit.
Speaker 5:
[65:11] I'm sick of this shit.
Speaker 7:
[65:13] I feel like for me to actually think that it can get worse, I would really have to hit, it had to be something really bad that happened. To a point where I say, it can't get any worse than this. Never say that shit.
Speaker 5:
[65:26] Never say that shit. It's going to be a meteor that strikes your house.
Speaker 8:
[65:29] You're like, okay.
Speaker 7:
[65:32] Oh, man. Anyway, hope you guys enjoy the podcast. A little run-and-gun type of session here we had. We're going to be back in studio. Probably not next week. We do got a special guest coming up. We were supposed to have another guest. We're supposed to have like two guests for this podcast.
Speaker 5:
[65:46] We got a lot of guests coming up.
Speaker 7:
[65:46] We're supposed to have two guests for this one you're watching, but shit happens, you know? Had a little cancellation, but we pushed through. Appreciate y'all supporting us. The live shows have been amazing. It's been a great meeting you all and I just want to support the continue. Patreon is still half off this month. Merch is available, maybe only at live shows right now, but it's going to be restocked for the Crash Route ones and any other things we got to announce?
Speaker 5:
[66:09] No, we chilling, bros. And keep popping out at the live shows. Remember, low ticket sales all over. Either they low ticket sales, or where they about to sell out, or they low ticket sales, or where we not going to come to that venue.
Speaker 7:
[66:22] So it's low ticket sales.
Speaker 5:
[66:24] Get y'all tickets.
Speaker 7:
[66:25] For sure, crashdummieslive.com. Yeah, see y'all next week. Peace.
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