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Speaker 1:
[00:00] What's up, Stoney Maloney?

Speaker 2:
[00:01] Hi. I'm not stoned.

Speaker 1:
[00:03] How are you feeling?

Speaker 2:
[00:04] I feel good.

Speaker 1:
[00:05] Good? Yeah. Well, I mean, you're drinking a THC drink.

Speaker 2:
[00:08] Yeah, because it's 420. Right. Gotta celebrate.

Speaker 1:
[00:11] Are you gonna celebrate big later?

Speaker 2:
[00:13] I'll celebrate all day.

Speaker 1:
[00:14] Yeah?

Speaker 2:
[00:15] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[00:15] Okay, good.

Speaker 2:
[00:16] To keep the party going.

Speaker 1:
[00:16] Yeah, why not?

Speaker 2:
[00:17] I'm going to a show later, so it makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[00:20] You're going to a concert?

Speaker 2:
[00:21] Yeah, we're going to see Biffy Claro.

Speaker 1:
[00:23] What word did you just say? It sounded like you just said a spell.

Speaker 2:
[00:25] It's a band.

Speaker 1:
[00:25] Oh, what is it?

Speaker 2:
[00:26] A Scottish band called Biffy Claro. Biffy Clyro?

Speaker 1:
[00:30] I think if you say that three times, things will start levitating.

Speaker 2:
[00:32] Biffy Clyro or Biffy Clearo? I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[00:35] Where is it?

Speaker 2:
[00:36] It's at the Belasco where we saw Goldie. Love. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[00:40] We know her.

Speaker 2:
[00:41] Anyone yelling at me for mispronouncing that? I'm sorry. It's not a name I often say out loud. I've never seen them live. I do like their music. Nick is really excited. Yeah, it'll be a good time. Incredible.

Speaker 1:
[00:51] Welcome to Disrespectfully with Katie Maloney and Dayna Kathan. Unapologetically, we're here to do what we want to do.

Speaker 2:
[00:59] Spilling the tea.

Speaker 1:
[01:01] Babe, you're going to see the power of women like disrespectfully.

Speaker 2:
[01:06] Can you tell you about the movie I saw yesterday?

Speaker 1:
[01:08] Yeah, I'm waiting.

Speaker 2:
[01:08] Because it was so cute. We saw you, me, and Tuscany.

Speaker 1:
[01:11] You were, when we saw the trailer for that, you were excited. Okay, how was it?

Speaker 2:
[01:15] It was so cute. It wasn't trying to be anything that it wasn't. It was just your quintessential rom-com, you know, you feel good, like, yeah, like of course none of that would happen. She, the cutie, pitutie, Halle Bailey's in it.

Speaker 1:
[01:30] Formerly known as Ariel?

Speaker 2:
[01:32] Yes. And she's a professional house sitter, but she got fired from her job because she was wearing the person who wants to home with her clothes and taking their dog for a walk, and they came home early. So then she goes to a hotel that her friend works at and tries to get a room, but her friend's like, I can't do that, so she goes to the bar to hang out. She meets this really handsome Italian man named Matteo, and she's just talking about how she always wanted to visit Italy because she went to culinary school. Her mom was a Michelin chef, but then her mom died, so she quit school, the whole thing. He's explained to her, they end up having a whole night, there's a montage, they're having drinks. He's telling her all about his small hometown in Tuscany and showing her pictures, and he goes, yeah, well, I have this villa that I bought, but I left, so it just sits there empty. And he's just like, but you gotta go, you gotta go. And all she has, she gives $5, sorry, she has $500 to her name and a round trip ticket to Italy, of course. So she decides to go on a whim the next night, and there happens to be this festival happening, so she doesn't have a place to stay, but then she remembers that Matteo's villa is sitting empty, so she goes to stay there. His mom and his grandma come by, they're like, what are you doing here? Oh, she found an engagement ring in the home, put it on, has been wearing it. So then she starts this whole bar that she's engaged to Matteo, and his family is so excited, and starts planning the wedding. I mean, it is absolutely that story where she's like, oh my God, and his family owns a really cute restaurant that they all work at together, and she's like, this is everything I wanted.

Speaker 1:
[03:09] She finds her love for cooking again, does she?

Speaker 2:
[03:11] Yes, because also she meets Michael, who is the brother cousin of Matteo, who is that guy from Bridgerton.

Speaker 1:
[03:20] Renee something.

Speaker 2:
[03:21] Renee Jean Page or something.

Speaker 1:
[03:23] Who left Bridgerton for?

Speaker 2:
[03:25] Nothing.

Speaker 1:
[03:25] Greener Pastures. He claimed to have a big career, and this is the first time I think I've seen him since then. He's super hot, so I'm like, why did you ever leave such, and Bridgerton, okay, I'm always confused when actors make those choices, because that's a huge show. So it's not like you're leaving because it was like this small indie flick. Everyone and their mom was watching that, so we were super horny that season that that came out. I think it was like 2020.

Speaker 2:
[03:50] The thing is, if he were to return for other seasons, it would be minimal because each season focuses on one of the Bridgerton kids, and they're all still there whether they have a big story or not. So it's just like, why not just get the paycheck, bro?

Speaker 1:
[04:04] I mean, absolutely. It wasn't in 2020, so it was a weird time, but I remember everyone was just fucking constantly erect. Like we were all just like, the absolutely graphic sex scenes gave me a new found appreciation for like Adam and Eve style sex. Just like classic, like man and woman, but like really going for it. She's just getting eaten out all over the place.

Speaker 2:
[04:26] Yeah, because he wouldn't-

Speaker 1:
[04:27] Under her 8,000 male foilayas and like-

Speaker 2:
[04:29] He didn't want to see you women her because he didn't want to get her pregnant because he didn't want kids to be a dad.

Speaker 1:
[04:35] Okay. I know this is kind of a quick left in terms of like under the Tuscan sun, the 2026 story.

Speaker 2:
[04:41] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:41] But you know when I remember specifically, they're like showing that scene and she's like, did that hurt after he came? And it's all- And she's like, no, it was brilliant and lovely or whatever it is that he said. Don't you think, like innately, I know that we are raised in the age of information that we would know. Like it isn't hurt, like it's fun goo, wouldn't you assume that there's like, you would know? Like, do you think you'd really be that, like, oh, it's the 1500s, there's no plumbing, I don't know what's going on, don't you think you'd assume?

Speaker 2:
[05:12] Probably.

Speaker 1:
[05:13] I feel like I would assume.

Speaker 2:
[05:13] Yeah, I don't know, I don't think, I think there's just some things that innately, you just know, you don't need to be told or given like a lesson on.

Speaker 1:
[05:21] Right, and the thing is, I hate men's asses so much, like truly, is there like, there's not just, they're like, ugh, they're like gross. And I remember there was like a scene in a field where he's like throwing her around and it's just like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream and it's not hairy and it's lovely and I'm like, wow, I could really get involved here.

Speaker 2:
[05:39] Like, I could sink my teeth into this.

Speaker 1:
[05:41] Really fucking into it.

Speaker 2:
[05:42] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[05:42] And I'm like, god, good for them. So anyway, he left, he left that stardom for what?

Speaker 2:
[05:46] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[05:47] But then do-

Speaker 2:
[05:48] Now I'm just thinking about cake.

Speaker 1:
[05:50] Caked up, I mean-

Speaker 2:
[05:51] Caked up.

Speaker 1:
[05:52] Wait, we need to talk about something really quick, speaking of this-

Speaker 2:
[05:55] Wait, wait, I wasn't done.

Speaker 1:
[05:55] I know, I know, okay, sorry, getting back to it.

Speaker 2:
[05:57] Okay, we'll get back to this.

Speaker 1:
[05:58] Get back to, remind me.

Speaker 2:
[05:59] Anyways, so of course she falls for the brother cousin, Matteo comes back, the whole thing. But it just was one of those like, wow, I really needed that. I needed just an easy, you can turn your brain off, be entertained by it, it's cute. There was a cameo of that Mario song. You should let me love you. Let it be the one to give you everything you hope and need. Yeah, which was a great throwback.

Speaker 1:
[06:29] Should we start a band?

Speaker 2:
[06:30] Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1:
[06:32] Incredible throwback.

Speaker 2:
[06:33] Go see it. It's so cute. It's fun. They have the best, the funny side characters that are just like the little comedians on the side. Her bestie in Italy becomes some taxi driver who drives a little teeny tiny Fiat car and he calls it Gucci. Gucci? Does it mean cute? Oh, okay. She's like, get this Gucci moving anyways.

Speaker 1:
[06:53] Well, I love a B-plot in a movie of the fun side quest character. I will say when we saw it in theaters, I knew it wasn't going to be for me. I love that about you. You love a corny, fun rom-com, and for me, I just reposted something last night. It's like watching movies with me is a blast, and it cuts between these two people being like, oh yeah, she just got a full set of lashes between this and the tornado. It's like, no, no, no. That's not how that goes. I would just, the plot holes, I definitely encourage people not to commit felonies abroad. So that would be my biggest thing here in terms of breaking and entering. Grand larceny, if you're putting that engagement ring on, and also it's 2026, no one has an iPhone. You don't call your son, your brother, cousin, you're like, hey, your fiance's here, you didn't tell us about her.

Speaker 2:
[07:35] Well, suppose he was on the outs with his family. They weren't on speaking terms.

Speaker 1:
[07:39] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[07:40] But yeah, if something like that happened, I would be sending at least a DM.

Speaker 1:
[07:44] I mean, I'm at least hyper aware of the annoying parts of my personality, and I definitely know that's one of them, but I have a hard time. It's like I feel like I will explode if I don't nudge someone's elbow in our fancy recliners during our AMC A-listers to whisper to them that something is wrong. It's also a fucking movie, I'm aware, but like.

Speaker 2:
[08:04] That's my response, I'm like, it's not a movie.

Speaker 1:
[08:06] I know better than to whisper it to you, but I'm like, so I need to be sitting next to someone else when there's a big plot hole movie we're going to see, so I'm glad you got to do that.

Speaker 2:
[08:13] I mean, there's some stuff that they really should just be better about, but whatever.

Speaker 1:
[08:17] Well, like you said, I'm glad that they didn't try and make it something it wasn't.

Speaker 2:
[08:22] It's just, you know what, it did make me want pasta, so I went and got pasta afterwards.

Speaker 1:
[08:26] Where'd you go?

Speaker 2:
[08:27] Uvo? Yeah, Uvo.

Speaker 1:
[08:29] Did you?

Speaker 2:
[08:30] Uvo.

Speaker 1:
[08:30] Was it busy? Long wait?

Speaker 2:
[08:32] It's always busy. No, but we went early.

Speaker 1:
[08:34] Speaking of things that are pissing me off, I have a big list today, but people were saying that the Coachella weekends, you can go to all the places, there aren't the influencers. Coachella weekend one, by the way, I don't even think I talked about my kind of religious dance class that I did, that you gyrate in weird ways, you let your soul free. I did this fun dance class, definitely want to do it again. It's gonna bring you at some point, it felt like if you've ever seen Center Stage, then you're a person of taste, if you haven't, pause this, go watch it and come back.

Speaker 2:
[09:04] Go get some taste.

Speaker 1:
[09:05] But Cooper Nielsen, she goes to take his fun class, that's how it felt. But it was not too far from Courage Bagels, which I live in Los Angeles, I've never been to, and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna test the theory. I drove by, there was a goddamn line, like three blocks, and I'm like, I'm sorry, there's just no bagel special enough in the world. Have you ever had a Thomas Bagel? They're available in no line at Ralph's. I can go grab you some Philadelphia cream cheese, which is the best cream cheese that is available to you in the market.

Speaker 2:
[09:36] Well, we can talk about the big lie. The big lie is that LA is not empty during Coachella weekend. Either the weekends, there's still the same traffic, still the same weirdos everywhere. It's, yeah, it's just not a thing. I don't know what anyone is on about, but.

Speaker 1:
[09:49] Yeah, I just think that people are really passionate about saying, my actually shout out to Emma and Allison, because Emma loves you mentioned on this podcast, but they went to Max and Helen's. Guess how long that they waited?

Speaker 2:
[10:01] Five hours.

Speaker 1:
[10:02] Close.

Speaker 2:
[10:03] Four.

Speaker 1:
[10:04] Four goddamn hours. That's two meals. And by the way, I don't know about how your constitutions work, but was no one hungry? Was no one angry? Because imagine it's time to go for a meal with me and you and you have to wait four hours. That's not happening. Would you wait four hours for a meal?

Speaker 2:
[10:21] No, I won't wait four hours for anything.

Speaker 1:
[10:23] Is there anything I would wait four hours for?

Speaker 2:
[10:28] Like just waiting, straight up waiting.

Speaker 1:
[10:31] I would need some coloring books. I know that much. But I don't think there's anything I would wait four hours for either.

Speaker 2:
[10:37] Like straight up waiting, not just like passing time somewhere. Like on an airplane, like yeah, you're kind of just waiting to get somewhere. You know, you're just sitting there.

Speaker 1:
[10:46] You got to wait there to go break into a Tuscan fortress. You got to wait.

Speaker 2:
[10:51] I don't know. I wouldn't wait for it, especially food. I'm sure it's great. I've heard wonderful things about the waffles, but just no.

Speaker 1:
[10:57] Also, eggos are available to you in the freezers.

Speaker 2:
[11:00] Yeah, but you know, that's not the same thing. The best pancakes I've ever had in my life are at the Great White. Really?

Speaker 1:
[11:08] I've never had the pancakes there.

Speaker 2:
[11:09] They're so good. It's a criminal how good they are. Wow.

Speaker 1:
[11:13] Okay. I'm going to check that out next time I go.

Speaker 2:
[11:15] They're like thick and fluffy and amazing.

Speaker 1:
[11:17] I don't know. I mean, I'm sure there are things that we would probably wait for, but yeah, I do think that I like that you just summed it up really well. It's the big lie. And I don't know what everyone's fucking problem is, but I was getting real horny for that bagel because I was like, they're really good. I just danced it all out. I almost cried in this dance class, which also speaks to the emotional state that I was in, but it also just was really freeing. There was this punching segment he was playing. What's the Gaga song, Perfect Illusion, was playing? And I'm obviously going through it emotionally in my dating life. And so I was just punching it out and feeling good.

Speaker 2:
[11:48] And I was like, I don't play Mandy Moore, Candy.

Speaker 1:
[11:51] What the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 2:
[11:53] Well, in Center Stage, that's the song that's playing in the dance class.

Speaker 1:
[11:55] Oh, I'm saying the real life dance class that I went to.

Speaker 2:
[11:57] I know, but I'm just saying it's a missed opportunity. They could really do something with that.

Speaker 1:
[12:01] No, absolutely was. And I will say they didn't heat the dance class up. And this is going to sound, I've been sounding like a pick me lately. I need to stop. I don't sweat a lot unless I'm in hot yoga or a sauna that's meant to do that. When I'm working out, I don't. But I got a little misty, but the fucking trainer, the dance guy was amazing. I don't want to say what it is because it's supposed to be kind of underground. I don't know if he wants. I'm not going to put it. We're going to gatekeep this. I'm sorry. You know, if you know, you know, and that's all you need to know. He was, I was admiring his perspiration. It was, it was inspiration perspiration. I was inspired by he was fucking like in the way that there was, I was worried about slipping because you're all in this big circle and you're watching him and it's a little culty. But like, and you can tell who the regulars are, the ones that go up to Cooper Nielsen and give him a kiss on the mouth in a platonic way, probably a lesbian. I'm like, absolutely. Like I saw some of those while I was there. Anyway, we'll go and then we'll discuss it more. But he was really sweaty and I want to be the, don't you want us? I mean, I know.

Speaker 2:
[12:58] You know how I feel about sweat.

Speaker 1:
[12:59] Okay. This is an OG thing. If people are newish listeners, they didn't, they weren't here during the challenges of it all. Well, we learned that Katie Marie Maloney.

Speaker 2:
[13:08] I have a thing for sweat.

Speaker 1:
[13:09] Has a thing for sweat, likes a nice sweaty body.

Speaker 2:
[13:12] What is glistening? Do you sweat? It really came out of me when I saw Challengers. The sweat was a paid actor.

Speaker 1:
[13:23] No. Every time I hear that Trent Reznor bop from that movie, all of a sudden, everyone's horny. It's like you got to be careful where you're playing that song. It could come out of nowhere. You don't want to be around. It's like when you're watching a movie with your family and there's an unexpected sex scene, you can't be having that. You'd be careful.

Speaker 2:
[13:39] Nick gets really sweaty on stage and he loves that. I don't mind that.

Speaker 1:
[13:44] Do you get sweaty ever? Are you dainty too?

Speaker 2:
[13:49] Not really. I will say I was walking around those theme parks in Orlando and the underarms were getting a little moisturized.

Speaker 1:
[13:59] You're just making me realize I have so much to tell you. No one's going to care about this. I tried to fucking one of those natural deodorants we got, it turned on me and it looked like the sun.

Speaker 2:
[14:11] Well, because they don't have antiperspirant in it and that's what you like. Yeah, they'll block order but they're not blocking perspiring.

Speaker 1:
[14:18] I think and I like chafed, it was upsetting chafing and also summer's approaching and I am acting like it's a winter for the next 10 years so I need to get back into it.

Speaker 2:
[14:27] Oh yeah. During the summer days, I don't do that natural.

Speaker 1:
[14:32] Do you know what I say? Dove with its aluminum would never do this to me. So I went and I ordered some of the classic Dove Girl. I never left 2003.

Speaker 2:
[14:42] Do you like a solid stick or do you like the chh chh?

Speaker 1:
[14:45] The solid stick. I think the spray is so creepy.

Speaker 2:
[14:47] Really?

Speaker 1:
[14:47] What do you like?

Speaker 2:
[14:48] Do you spray? You know what? I'll do both.

Speaker 1:
[14:50] You spray?

Speaker 2:
[14:51] I'll do. If that's what they got, then I'll use it. Sometimes, I don't know. I like to mix it up. I'm not so much a creature of habit when it comes to those types of things.

Speaker 1:
[14:59] You in general, I actually would say this is a huge difference in our personalities. You mix it up all the time with all different kinds of things. You're layering different fragrances. You're ordering new foods at restaurants. I find one thing I like and that is what I do until I die.

Speaker 2:
[15:12] I have my hyperfixation stuff, absolutely. But I don't know. I like variety.

Speaker 1:
[15:17] I like it about you. It's why your home is like a Sephora. It's fun in there. It's fun for me. But yeah, I just go and it's like, I'm in a broke Steve Jobs way. I'm not comparing myself to Steve Jobs in that I'm like a genius. I'm saying he wore the same outfit every day and I understand why.

Speaker 2:
[15:32] You're like Severance. You're the Inni in Severance all the time where it's just standard. Everything's standardized.

Speaker 1:
[15:38] Okay, we're just going to continue going off the rails here. I saw someone doing a think piece about Severance and this isn't going to be necessarily interesting if you don't watch it. I still have not finished the second season, but people were saying they care more about the Audis than the Innis, and there's a whole discourse around that. How do you feel? Do you feel like the Innis are as valuable as the Audis? No.

Speaker 2:
[15:58] I mean, because I think the Innis, okay, it's hard because their entire world and existence is inside of the inside. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[16:09] Right.

Speaker 2:
[16:09] But life and everything that's worth living is happening outside of there. You know what I mean? They just don't know. So it's a little hard because it's like you tell them that they don't matter and like it shatters them because their world matters. Like their lives there, that their relationships with the people in the workspace matter to them. So trying to explain to them that there's a whole world outside of this, and that's why their Audis life is more valuable, is impossible, I guess, because it's all relative.

Speaker 1:
[16:37] Look, I understand it's a hit breakout show with our close personal friend, Adam Scott, as I like to think in my brain. But the thing is, why the fuck would you want your entire existence until you die to be work? I am curious. I understand because they're like they were so miserable on the outside or they thought that I would just I don't know. There's just other things that I would be choosing to do because I love you. I love it here. What's up, Mary? Mary's joining us today, guys.

Speaker 2:
[17:03] Yeah, but we come into here with the knowledge of the outside, with the whole.

Speaker 1:
[17:08] I know, but imagine if it was just disrespectfully all the time until you died.

Speaker 2:
[17:11] Well, it's not because I also have an outside world.

Speaker 1:
[17:13] But if you had an any is what I'm saying, if you severed.

Speaker 2:
[17:16] I can make it work.

Speaker 1:
[17:17] Okay. Because I would take this lava lamp, I would grip the hot part and I would shove it in my eyeball, I think.

Speaker 2:
[17:22] But you don't know. If this is all you know, then this is all you know. You're not missing out on it. There's no FOMO.

Speaker 1:
[17:30] But things go pretty right for some of the characters. I feel like I would be like an Ellie. I'd be like an Ellie Rising.

Speaker 2:
[17:35] Well, yeah, because they get infiltrated. So if someone came in here, all of a sudden speaking about outside stuff and people and things that you could do, you start to get a little curious.

Speaker 1:
[17:47] You know, and the guy, is it true that the guy, there's a guy in the show that's like, you're outie, blah, blah, blah, like tells them, okay. Because I don't remember that, but the TikToks are funny. I'm like, what would yours be? My would be like, you're outie got in a fight with a man at a bar this weekend. You're outie ate Taco Bell six times in three days.

Speaker 2:
[18:06] Sounds like it's none of my business.

Speaker 1:
[18:08] Like, I don't wanna, yeah, I wouldn't wanna know anything.

Speaker 2:
[18:10] You're outie is married, and you're in love with somebody on another innie, you know? Shattering information.

Speaker 1:
[18:18] But what would yours be? What would yours be telling you that you'd be shocked by? And mine would be like, you're outie can calmly drink two bottles of wine in one sitting. Like what? Your outie smokes a lot. Is there smoking in, like, what I've just been with that? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[18:33] Mine would be like, your outie watched nine hours of television last night.

Speaker 1:
[18:39] Your outie has a screen time of 16 hours.

Speaker 2:
[18:42] Your outie went to Disneyland again.

Speaker 1:
[18:46] Your outie is being allegedly called a Disney adult.

Speaker 2:
[18:50] You're like, fuck. Oh, yeah. Your outie ate Taco Bell again. I'd be like, what the fuck is Taco Bell? Imagine not knowing what Taco Bell is.

Speaker 1:
[18:59] My life and my thighs would be probably happier, but.

Speaker 2:
[19:02] Speaking of Taco Bell, I'm, Taco Bell, get your shit together. We've talked about it again once again. Now they've announced new menu items. Still not the double decker taco. Still not the naked chalupa. Literally, that's all we're asking for. Now we have a triple decker fucking Crunchwrap Supreme, which kind of sounds great. But can we knock it off with the chicken finger shit, the chicken nuggets, the chicken tenders, the canteen and chicken menu can all go.

Speaker 1:
[19:28] Stick to your ethos.

Speaker 2:
[19:30] That's right.

Speaker 1:
[19:31] It's in the same way that I would be very good at designing Halloween candy bags, like the mixed bags we've talked about this, because it's always three out of the four of them are bangers and then they like intentionally put one in. It's like a horrible Sophie's Choice or something. Like it's just like, yeah, it's like, what are the dots doing in here? And I don't want to hear anything about it. Do you like dots?

Speaker 2:
[19:50] No, thank God.

Speaker 1:
[19:51] I'm like, you guys, you guys.

Speaker 2:
[19:54] I don't have emergency dental work because of a dot. I will never touch those again. Those are an abomination.

Speaker 1:
[20:00] It's like Twix, Snickers, Rhesus, Good and Plenty. Like, what are we fucking doing here? In the same way, I would be a great executive at Taco Bell.

Speaker 2:
[20:09] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[20:09] I would bah-ha blast that place in shape. I'm like, come on, guys, what are we doing? Listen to your consumers.

Speaker 2:
[20:16] Do you know what we did get though, that we both tried and shout out to Cheetos? Thank you. They sent us the dill pickle, Flamin Hot Cheetos in puffs form and regular crunchy form.

Speaker 1:
[20:27] Did you find them to be spicier than regular Flamin Hot Cheetos?

Speaker 2:
[20:31] The flavor was incredible.

Speaker 1:
[20:36] I love a regular Flamin Hot Cheeto. I was like, these are a little spicy.

Speaker 2:
[20:40] They might have been a little spicier because I ate half a bag at once and I was like...

Speaker 1:
[20:44] Is that what it was? Because I ate half the bag of Flamin and then I was like, I don't have milk here. I drank almond milk, which is a horrible combo.

Speaker 2:
[20:57] I feel like that's going to train me to do hot ones one day.

Speaker 1:
[20:59] There you go.

Speaker 2:
[21:00] I think I could do it.

Speaker 1:
[21:02] You know what I thought about that? As I was going through my fridge like a little raccoon trying to find something to help, yeah, I don't think I'd be very good at it. You'd be good at it. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[21:11] Well, I've been on my chicken wing thing. You guys, I'm still on the chicken wings. I am still on the chicken wings. Hey, hey.

Speaker 1:
[21:19] Guess what Katie did the other day.

Speaker 2:
[21:20] You guys, okay. Okay, we were at a spot and I got the chicken wings, of course, and they were saucy and they are so good. So what do I do? I pick the thing up, take a bite, and it fucking slips out of my fingers and bounces down the front of me and lands in my lap. And what do I do? I pick it up and I finish eating it.

Speaker 1:
[21:43] Well, first she pauses and we're all in shock. It's me and her and Nick Disney and she just goes, fuck. And then we all just sit there like Nick scrambling to go get soda water. I'm like looking for napkins. I look over Katie, she just picks that thing up and just starts mowing it down. Doesn't even, I'm sure it has, she's wearing like a furry, like a cardigan.

Speaker 2:
[22:02] It was a knitted cardigan.

Speaker 1:
[22:03] Which would have fur on it. I don't know, it was crazy to watch, but I was like, okay, go piss girl. But also you would think that it was a newborn, how slippery it was, because I mean, delicious, saucy, but I'm surprised they don't have that happen more often. I'm sure they do.

Speaker 2:
[22:16] Yeah, I mean, sometimes they're just more oily than saucy, which is scary. I really like a grilled wing personally, but yeah, there's gotta be tons of sauce on a thing because there's this other place we go to. Usually when we go to the movies and they have excellent wings, but they've been a little more oily than they have been saucy, which I have a gripe about.

Speaker 1:
[22:35] I had one of the ones during your accident and it was so good, but it was really goddamn saucy. It's like they were trying to make a point.

Speaker 2:
[22:44] That's why I picked that thing up and kept eating it because, and I'm sitting there with wing sauce just down the front of me, on my jeans, on my cardigan.

Speaker 1:
[22:54] And you know what it was? Not your business, you decided. It was me and Nick's problem. We had to take that on, that emotional load bearing.

Speaker 2:
[23:00] Very much of like a don't cry over spilled milk. Like what's done is done. I can't, so I had-

Speaker 1:
[23:05] You can't put the sauce back in the container.

Speaker 2:
[23:08] No.

Speaker 1:
[23:09] You just had to eat your furry little good for you.

Speaker 2:
[23:12] That was probably one of the messiest meals ever. Also with a French dip, crazy combination. But anyway.

Speaker 1:
[23:19] We have a couple things to talk about. Really quick to this.

Speaker 2:
[23:22] Euphoria.

Speaker 1:
[23:23] So I want to talk about IP and the lawsuit I plan to bring again, Sam Levinson and Euphoria High. Okay. Was watching the second episode of Euphoria last night, and it was so goddamn funny because Ru and Maddie were talking, and she was like, I have a meeting, and she's like with who? And she does this. And if you're not watching, you know us to take our hands below our breasts and bounce them up and down when we're talking about someone's rack, okay?

Speaker 2:
[23:47] Honestly.

Speaker 1:
[23:48] But she does the bouncy sign and then goes like this, and she goes, Cassie, so it is really funny. But I'm like, I'm not saying that I invented this, but I am saying kind of like smoking. I brought it back. Like we brought it. This was like a natural-

Speaker 2:
[24:00] I don't see anyone else doing this.

Speaker 1:
[24:01] No, and we do it. It makes it in our sizzles. I'm like, so which-

Speaker 2:
[24:04] This is our brand ethos.

Speaker 1:
[24:06] Yeah, this is our brand. I'm like, who the fuck from Euphoria is listening to this pod? I want you to identify yourself just like the Cheeto person. The reason we got the Cheeto, which I guess makes more sense, but because we were talking about the collab with Nickelback and Meg Thee Stallion, that's how they found out about it. So I'm like, okay, you can use it, but I just think it'd be appropriate if we got an EP credit.

Speaker 2:
[24:27] Or come on the podcast and talk to us about it.

Speaker 1:
[24:29] Right. What did you think? Some people are like, it's fun when you talk about shows and some people are like, it's boring. I don't care. What did you think about the second episode?

Speaker 2:
[24:36] Oh, it's so dark. You know, like every time we try to unpack, I'm like, oh yeah, the one. I feel really bad for, what's her name? Angel, the stripper.

Speaker 1:
[24:46] Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[24:46] We ain't never seen her again.

Speaker 1:
[24:48] Dark.

Speaker 2:
[24:48] They just dropped her off at rehab and Ru's like, do I got to sign something? Do I? Like, no.

Speaker 1:
[24:55] It's basically the glue factory.

Speaker 2:
[24:56] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[24:57] If she were a thoroughbred, it was like a bummer. You knew what was coming.

Speaker 2:
[25:00] I'm happy we finally saw Jules again because she's my favorite. I was confused as to like, were Ru and Maddie friends?

Speaker 1:
[25:10] I think that this is kind of like, they all always had like little connections. So it's like as time as you grow up, if you stay in touch, it's believable to me that these relationships have developed in that way.

Speaker 2:
[25:21] For sure. I mean, listen, you're making concessions for them not filling in some plot holes, but someone happens to fall upon a Tuscan new villa, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[25:33] Well, I was just going to say, okay, I liked the second episode better than the first, but what I will say is it's not fucking euphoria.

Speaker 2:
[25:40] No, the music.

Speaker 1:
[25:40] It's not euphoria. What the fuck was with the fun makeup? Maddie's looks were incredible. She's so cunt, but why are you wearing a fur coat to, I know you want to flex on her, but to a pool. I did love that interaction. I look forward to seeing how she exacts her revenge on Cassie. I just think the whole, some of it was true to form. I ruined Jules dynamic of that unrequited love of it all. I saw a tweet that was like, obviously Zendaya is an incredible actress, it's like she gets those chucks on and then all of a sudden the lesbian just takes over her body. She plays such a good goddamn masked lesbian. I spot on, incredible. So again, I hated it, but I will be back. I will finish the series.

Speaker 2:
[26:23] I'm enjoying it for what it is. I hate that it's different, but it is what it is. We came this far, we waited this long. Okay, I'll wait for one thing, four years for our damn show to return.

Speaker 1:
[26:35] Do you know what pissed me off? Bringing up Coven, you guys. You know what, sit down, Sam Levinson. No, you're weird. You're not allowed in the studio. Point being, literally during Coven, that's why the first big lag happened and you didn't mention it in the second season. And now when I'm just sitting down with my bottle of natural wine and my need for escapism for one goddamn hour, you bring that up? I don't wanna talk about that.

Speaker 2:
[27:05] No, no.

Speaker 1:
[27:05] Didn't you think that was a weird creative choice?

Speaker 2:
[27:07] I mean, do I think it was important for the story? No. Did they need it? No. But whatever. I don't know. I mean, now that Maddie and Jules are in the way, we will get some good makeup looks and other things, which I love.

Speaker 1:
[27:22] Jules, well, Hunter Shafer is just ethereal. There is, I mean, I just like, the scream I scrammed when she came on, but then obviously the wig was cool and chic, but like I love her natural, she is so pretty. Like I just, ugh.

Speaker 2:
[27:36] It was really sad to see Eric Dane, I will say.

Speaker 1:
[27:39] Yeah, that was hard to watch. And also he played into him being an alcoholic, but I wonder if his speech was starting to be impacted by ALS. I think that's probably what some of that was.

Speaker 2:
[27:50] You could definitely tell.

Speaker 1:
[27:51] I was glad that he was included in it, but it's so sad. Just, I don't know, that whole show is kind of haunted in lots of ways.

Speaker 2:
[27:59] In lots of ways. I mean, same with Angus Cloud. I like that they haven't, in the euphoria world, he's still present, but it's still really sad.

Speaker 1:
[28:10] I brought this up if it was bothering anyone else. I brought it up to you and other people in my life that have to listen to me. But the beginning of the first episode, they showed Eric Daines and then they didn't do an in memoriam for Angus Cloud. So I wonder if that's coming or-

Speaker 2:
[28:23] Is it because Eric Daines was in the season?

Speaker 1:
[28:27] Maybe, but that still just feels weird because Fez was such a critic. Part of the show, I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[28:33] It feels weird.

Speaker 1:
[28:36] Can I talk about- Do you have something big?

Speaker 2:
[28:38] No, I was going to say-

Speaker 1:
[28:38] Because I want to talk about something that really is chapping my ass right now, that it's even bigger than the basement and then let's get into some daddy.

Speaker 2:
[28:45] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[28:46] Caitlin Jenner, you nasty twat. Let's be very clear. Caitlin Jenner is a trans woman that's basically anti-trans. She's not for the people. She's not for the trans community. She is for herself. She is first and foremost a privileged white person that is super wealthy. So her transition was easier than when you have resources objectively. A lot of what trans people experience because they are such a small, unprotected part of the population. The whole thing I cannot gets on. Was it Tommy Lahren's podcast or something? I saw her, I wasn't sure if she was being interviewed by her. Complaining about the fact that her passport came back with a male gender marker. Because of the legislation that she advocated for.

Speaker 2:
[29:33] She voted for this.

Speaker 1:
[29:34] Babe, enjoy what you voted for. She transitioned, she got this beautiful spread in Vanity Fair. It was like the most, got to come out in a way that a lot of people don't. Even though I understand there were certain challenges because you're attached to this really famous family and whatever, and you did it late in life. But to have all of that privilege, and I remember I saw something on a documentary. I think it was a show she was doing, she was talking to someone about government benefits, and she was like, yeah, well, trans people, they probably like to not have to work though, right? Get a free little freebie. It's this really ass backwards bullshit way of thinking that privileged white people on the right like to buy into it. When I saw that, I remember being like, oh, that's a weird take as you're a trans person. Yeah. But again, she's never had to have the same struggles. Watching her bitch about that and then say she's reaching out to Trump, babe, enjoy what you voted for. You're at the end of the day, we've been talking about this. You're still a trans woman, they don't want anything to do with you. They'll take your donor money, they'll take your platform, they'll do all that, they're using you. Yeah. You're a fucking idiot and a bad person.

Speaker 2:
[30:41] You got played.

Speaker 1:
[30:42] You got played, but you're a bad person. I want that to be super clear. To be a trans person and not stand up when you have a platform and money and power for other trans people.

Speaker 2:
[30:56] Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 1:
[30:58] Nasty work.

Speaker 2:
[30:59] Nasty.

Speaker 1:
[30:59] What did you think about all that? Sorry, that's a little thing.

Speaker 2:
[31:01] No, everything you were saying, I was like, yeah, period. I just think it's so rich. It's a whole thing of like you didn't think this had to do with you. You didn't think this affected you. You didn't think that this was anything you needed to worry about. Why? Well, because you were just going to get special treatment.

Speaker 1:
[31:18] Yeah, she needs to get it together. Yeah, it's just terrible. But it is, it just speaks to...

Speaker 2:
[31:24] When people find out the rules apply to them as well, it's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[31:27] Right, and like the walk it back. I'm just like you coming out with this tiny fucking violin after you have in not supporting the trans community, especially as a trans woman, you are perpetuating violence and all the other things that happen to the trans community. So I'm not gonna hear your tiny violin about your gender marker on your passport when you have the direct line, you could call Trump right now. You have money, you have all these things that people do not have. I'm just like, oh, you're gross.

Speaker 2:
[31:56] Also, she killed someone with her car.

Speaker 1:
[31:59] Also, she killed someone. Also, she killed, no, also, Caitlin Jenner, you killed someone with your, you dusty, crusty, rusty, musty. Also, you're so wealthy and your clothes are ugly. I also want to point that out. You killed someone with your car. The other crime is your fashion sense. I'm like, you have all the money in the world and that is what you're walking out like you're gross. I just do better, yuck. And I just don't know that she'll ever get the wake up call she needs. But even when I can't remember what the specific thing, because we have this just continual hellscape, but she was advocating for something that was really bad for the majority of California. And she was worried about reference her airplane hanger. She's like, there's poor people around my airplane hanger. Like, this is dangerous. And I'm like, in 2026, you all need to seriously wake the fuck up. People cannot afford groceries. They can't afford gas. They can't afford child care. A lot of people are, people, violence isn't just dropping bombs. Violence is also poverty. Violence is, the government is creative in the way that it doles out violence on the community and then walks it back and tells us not to be perpetuators of violence.

Speaker 2:
[33:05] And also hoarding resources. And just, it is all violence on humanity.

Speaker 1:
[33:12] So anyway, Caitlin Jenner, you're tacky and I fucking hate you. Who's on your daddy list?

Speaker 2:
[33:19] Okay, I have a few things. Great. I don't know if we ever talked about this here, but lava cakes, man.

Speaker 1:
[33:27] We've definitely talked about lava cakes here.

Speaker 2:
[33:28] Who invented those? Or if you ever watch Chef, it's not lava, it's molten. Okay. But either way, them shits are so good. There's, it's just when it's piping hot and the steam comes out of that sledding little cake and then he puts a vanilla ice cream on top. Like there's nothing better.

Speaker 1:
[33:47] I actually think it was a very famous French chef who invented it in the 80s. Perhaps it had been done before in different ways, but who did he froze the inside part, like realized it. And it was like, I know this from a chef's table episode or something, but yeah, he was really, he was on one that day.

Speaker 2:
[34:02] Mozzarella sticks and lava cakes are kind of the same. Because whoever realizes if you freeze something and then you're able to bake it, so it melts slower than the outside. Magic. Okay. We had one at SCK in Orlando and they also brought out a butter cake that was domed with cotton candy and they lit the cotton candy on fire, and then it revealed this butter cake.

Speaker 1:
[34:29] Whimsy.

Speaker 2:
[34:30] Whimsy. But butter cake too, man. Wow. Butter in general. Also, I'm going to put Justin Bieber on my daddy list because it's Justin Bieber and he's daddy, but specifically, I'm sure we've all seen it, but the one less lonely girl where you brought Billie Eilish on stage and she was losing it, it was really cute. I liked that moment a lot.

Speaker 1:
[34:56] She was, no, she deserved, so I was talking with Raleigh about this last night because I didn't know, because I wasn't a Bleeber, I think I was just a little too old, although you can Bleeb at any age. He, that was a thing when he was touring before that he would bring up a girl on stage. It was a really exciting thing to get picked. She is an OG Bleeber. I'm like, you're Billie Eilish and you're coming, you're a puddle about this. I'm like, you deserve that more than anyone and I loved to see it.

Speaker 2:
[35:22] Yeah. There was a rumor that Haley was supposed to be brought on stage, but then she saw how Billie was.

Speaker 1:
[35:29] No, I saw that. She pushed her out. It was very sweet. Also, are people just weirdly mean to Haley Bieber? I feel like people are hard on her.

Speaker 2:
[35:37] They are.

Speaker 1:
[35:38] I think none of us know her personally.

Speaker 2:
[35:40] I don't know. Maybe they're just jealous, but I mean she's married to Justin Bieber. She's a fucking model.

Speaker 1:
[35:45] She's a dime. Could it be hotter if she tried?

Speaker 2:
[35:47] She's loaded because she just created road beauty and it's actually really great products and I'm a big fan. Yeah. It's easy to be a hater when you want to trade places with somebody, but you never trade places with any of you. Not you, but the haters. I'm speaking to the haters.

Speaker 1:
[36:02] The haters, not them. I'm going to pin that because actually, you know what? I do want to talk about something else after that, and it's related to that, of being a hater, and then you get it, and keep going.

Speaker 2:
[36:11] My final one is we're going to put Nick Disney back on the daddy list because in celebration of our 200th episode, he got us a cameo.

Speaker 1:
[36:20] You guys are not at all prepared for what it was.

Speaker 2:
[36:24] There's this creator on Instagram, his screen name or handle is Nacho Ombre, and his real name is Scott, but he does a Donald Trump impression that is spooky. Because it's like every, like the breaths, the sniffings, the like, should we play like the first?

Speaker 1:
[36:44] Yes, we should.

Speaker 2:
[36:46] We'll give you guys a little treat, but.

Speaker 1:
[36:48] Oh my god.

Speaker 2:
[36:48] And he called us nasty women, and I love it.

Speaker 3:
[36:50] I'm the 47th president, and I've got a big, beautiful congratulations message for two wonderful, beautiful women, Katie and Dayna. You've reached 200 episodes of the Disrespectfully podcast. What a successful podcast. Almost 100,000 followers on Instagram. Can you believe it? And the thing is, okay, is it's 200 episodes of talking and women, they love to talk. And you've got two of them on this one. And this one, they talk about hard hitting things like the Kit Kat thieves, you know, who stole the Kit Kats, we don't know.

Speaker 1:
[37:27] Okay, first of all, he just did his research, but also, shout out, I'm gonna put him on too, because it was so sweet. We've both done cameos, I've never received one. It was so exciting, but also so disturbing. It's like three and a half minutes of that, and I was like creeped out, but also deeply loved it.

Speaker 2:
[37:43] It was great. Anyway, check him out on Instagram. Who's in your daddy list?

Speaker 1:
[37:49] I have a couple today. Tiger's chuffing. Have you ever heard of tiger chuff? Is the best thing ever. It's when they're happy about something. So it's like purring also, but they like make this like noise that's like friendly. And also how I can meet my fate. The problem with big cats, I saw a lion the other day that did a big stretch and his little paws came like this. And I'm like, unfortunately for me, you are just a big domestic cat. And so I wanna kiss you in the mouth, but unfortunately you could just take my face off in one swipe. Exactly. Tiger Shuffling, Charlie XCX, her spread in British Vogue was just, it was like electric. She had blue eyeshadow on the cover. Speaking of, I don't think we talk nearly enough about her tits, but her body in general, cause we're not objectifying. That's just one piece of it. She's incredibly talented. We love her. She's an icon. She's been doing it for a long time, but she was wearing this dress from the side profile and it was, you could just like see. But her body is T. It stays. We don't talk nearly enough about how hot she is.

Speaker 2:
[38:47] She's coming out with a rock album.

Speaker 1:
[38:48] I know. I'm really, really excited. Female octopus, I'm just gonna put them, octopi in general, a thing. They have been, this new study came out showing that they throw rocks at male octopus when they won't leave them alone. And I am just a proponent of that. And I think I encourage it in all cultures and species of women.

Speaker 2:
[39:05] Just throw rocks at them.

Speaker 1:
[39:06] Yeah. They won't leave you alone. You say ask nice once, you take all eight arms and just da, da, da, da, da.

Speaker 2:
[39:11] I hit, I once threw a rock and hit someone in the face with a knot on purpose. And it was traumatizing.

Speaker 1:
[39:16] Could you hear the knock?

Speaker 2:
[39:17] Yeah. He had to go to the emergency room. I had to go to like urgent care and I felt bad. I followed to apologize. That was also like 10. But yeah, it was scary stuff.

Speaker 1:
[39:27] I could hear, I've had a rock hit me. So yeah, that hurts. But if you're an octopus that won't take no for an answer, go for it. I liked this saying, some guy that looked like a wizard on TikTok. So I just trust his wisdom. Sorry, I didn't catch your name, but he was talking about how emotions are just weather, but you are the sky. And I just thought that was such a deep, incredible way of putting it. He's like, sometimes there's a tornado or you have a hailstorm, there's thunder and lightning and it's going on and it feels so big, but you have to remember, it's you are the entire sky so that you just have to let the weather pass.

Speaker 2:
[40:00] Mine is usually pretty good. Maybe some like big, fluffy clouds that offer some shade throughout the day. That's my sky.

Speaker 1:
[40:07] Mine looks like the weather from Mad Max, Fury Road. So I'm curious. I'd like a fucking refund, but yeah, I liked the thought of that. I thought that was really wonderful. And then Margot's Got Money Troubles is a new show on Apple with Elle Fanning.

Speaker 2:
[40:25] I want to watch that.

Speaker 1:
[40:26] The first three episodes. They keep doing this to us. I've always been to the first three and then I just have to wait, but it's so good. I really enjoy it. I love her.

Speaker 2:
[40:33] Can I also recommend my other favorite show just came back for season two. It's called Million Dollar Secret. If you like traitors, holy shit, this show is so good. It's on the edge of your seat. Basically, the premise is there's, I don't know how many people come stay in a chateau. They're each given a box in their room, they open it by themselves, and one person gets a million dollars put in them. Then the whole day, they have an agenda where they have to accomplish saying a phrase at a certain amount of times, or getting someone to put on a hat, and they have to accomplish this goal to either gain immunity, get a kill shot, something to help them out, and the whole time, everyone's trying to guess who the millionaire is. They get clues about who it is. It is really good.

Speaker 1:
[41:24] I remember you talking about it before. Wait, you say this is Netflix?

Speaker 2:
[41:27] It's on Netflix, yeah. There's a whole season one you can watch as well. They release three episodes, and then it's like one or two every week after. So they make you wait.

Speaker 1:
[41:38] Well, you would assume that I get paid on the amount of times I say Raleigh's names per episode, but last night, do you know what I introduced her to? She had never seen it. You're friends and neighbors. So I was so jealous, so we started watching that because I was like, yeah, I'll watch an episode with you. And the first episode, when it ended, she was like, that was just the first episode. I was like, oh yeah, it's jam-packed. You have a whole season.

Speaker 2:
[41:58] Speaking of caked up, you see Jon Hamm's booty in the first episode of season two.

Speaker 1:
[42:05] Uh-huh, you sure do. And I like how they're trying to make him out to be, I was noticing it in the first episode of, you know, you're almost 50, no, you're still Jon Hamm, sorry, it doesn't matter. Raleigh was like, where are the Jon Hamm's of the world? And I'm like, yeah, I mean, they're in their marriage that's failing because they're neglecting their wife or their wife's cheating on them with their best friend or whatever, so maybe give it a few more years. Youngest kids, 10, the whole thing.

Speaker 2:
[42:30] Yeah, they come back around.

Speaker 1:
[42:31] Yeah, and they're probably in places like, we don't hang out. I know that the Jon Hamm's of the world aren't at the weird afters that, you know, we used to hug the bouncer at, so.

Speaker 2:
[42:42] If they're anywhere where chicken wings are served, they'll probably see them.

Speaker 1:
[42:47] Yeah, but I don't think they're there. They're in the caviar lifestyle, we're at the chicken wing place.

Speaker 2:
[42:52] Well, I don't know the billion, but John Marsden, John, James Marsden, is that his name? James Marsden plays a billionaire on season two, and he likes, like, hole-in-the-wall pizza spots.

Speaker 1:
[43:03] Good for him, dynamic.

Speaker 2:
[43:05] Just saying, I think you could meet him anywhere. They're just like us. Oh, God.

Speaker 1:
[43:11] Wait, speaking of the afters and, like, bouncer, I'd say it was just 2022 to 2024, weird time in our life. You brought this up the other day, and it was so funny to me, and I think that everyone should evaluate this about their friends. This made me laugh out loud. We were, who brought this up to us?

Speaker 2:
[43:27] We were at High Top in West Hollywood, and we were talking about, like, approaching people or being approachable by, you know, if you're trying to meet someone while you're out.

Speaker 1:
[43:35] Someone asked us, they were like, are you the approacher or the approachee? And I looked at Katie and I was like.

Speaker 2:
[43:41] Switch hitter.

Speaker 1:
[43:42] For her, a switch, total switch. During that time period, I would say you probably were leaning more toward approacher. Like, you've always been very good at that. You're bold in that way. And like, go out and do whatever. And then I was like thinking about it for you. I was like, Katie, what was I?

Speaker 2:
[43:58] Neither. She wanted to be left alone and she wasn't gonna talk to anybody. Someone come up and be like, hey, what's she doing? You're like, go away.

Speaker 1:
[44:05] And not in a mean way, it was men. Like, it's like, it's a different thing. It's like, I'm not, I'm a sweetheart. But like, if it's a strange man, I don't want to talk to you. And I also, and for the most part, having the time of my life with my friends and I don't want to be bothered. So I'm like, that's flattering nice. Like, usually I would say it nice once.

Speaker 2:
[44:22] And they're like, I never meet anyone when we go out. I'm like.

Speaker 1:
[44:25] But then I see a hot person and I look at the floor. So unfortunately, I am neither. Like, I can't be approached because I won't make eye contact with you. But then if you do approach me, I'm like. I don't know, but it really was just mostly men. And I just, I reserve the right to tell you to get the fuck out of my face. Like, I'm sure you're great.

Speaker 2:
[44:41] Unless you're really hot. See, that's the difference.

Speaker 1:
[44:47] But then looking back and I was like, I never get approached. And then I definitely also give that energy of like, don't talk to me. But yeah, cause I don't know, maybe if the love of my life was meant to be, I meet them at a bar, then that will happen, hasn't happened yet. But also I just, I like having fun with my friends when I'm out. So I just don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 2:
[45:05] I do both.

Speaker 1:
[45:06] You do, you mix it up, but that made me laugh so hard that I was like, oh yeah, that's why that never happened. I was like, get away from me. Get away.

Speaker 2:
[45:15] I think it's good practice to try to be both, to kind of put yourself in a room and not approach people, but make yourself approachable, which involves not staring at the ground.

Speaker 1:
[45:24] Absolutely. I mean, I still do that. I can't.

Speaker 2:
[45:27] Eye contact. Let me tell you, Kate Moaning walked by here. Are you so scared of eye contact? Absolutely.

Speaker 1:
[45:32] I see my exact, there's like a TikTok, it was like someone just standing there. It's like my exact type walks by me in public, and they're like, that would be me, 100%. I'm like, yeah, so that's just, I don't know how to fix it.

Speaker 2:
[45:44] Eye contact is so intense though. It's like, you know, when you're not trying to make eye contact and you make that weird, awkward eye contact with somebody.

Speaker 1:
[45:52] Yeah, there's an intimacy involved.

Speaker 2:
[45:54] It's embarrassing.

Speaker 1:
[45:55] It shouldn't be, but it is. There's an intimacy involved in it where it's like, if I know you, I can hold your eye contact, and I think there's something really powerful and sometimes very sexual about that. But then if I don't know you and I think you're hot, where are my sunglasses? I cannot look at you, what do you mean? And you're supposed to know that when I look at my shoes, I'm in love with you, and why haven't you figured it out yet? And you'll know that I don't want to talk to you because I'll give you really scary mean... Do the same thing. No, I'll look at you if I don't want to talk to you because you'll come up to me and I'll be like, no, thank you, goodbye, we're done here. I'm nicer than I sound, I promise, but I just, I don't want to talk to most men.

Speaker 2:
[46:29] You heard it here.

Speaker 1:
[46:29] I don't have to.

Speaker 2:
[46:30] No men.

Speaker 1:
[46:31] And nor do you. I encourage you to also not talk to men.

Speaker 2:
[46:33] But you know, if you want to, you can too.

Speaker 1:
[46:35] Totally, if it sounds awesome, but...

Speaker 2:
[46:37] If they're really cute.

Speaker 1:
[46:39] Speaking of, I know I want to tell you about something that you may or may not have seen. So I don't necessarily... I'm not going to say their name because I'm not trying to jump on a hate train and put this creator on blast specifically. But it is interesting because I did... There's a creator on TikTok right now that just popped out engaged and she built her entire platform off of telling women not to get married, off of telling them, taking down the patriarchy, off talking shit about people that flaunt designer shit online, all these different things and I actually used to follow her. I met her at Coachella last year, randomly. I ran in and I was like, oh my God, I love your content. I met her at Coachella and I was like, oh my God, you're cool, like love your content, keep it up and then months after that, something happened that felt a little sus to me that I was like, huh, I don't really like the pivot that's happening and there was something she said that I found a little problematic and I'm not interested again in fanning the flames of cancel culture, but it just wasn't for me so I unfollowed her. I was like, actually, when we followed each other, I soft blocked her because I'm not an animal. I don't need any fans. I'm like, if I'm unfollowing you all, don't worry, I'll do the same back. But then she started soft launching that she was dating someone, but it felt weird because she wasn't including him in any of her content and then all of a sudden she's showing a Rolex and she's doing designer hauls of all her Fendi shit and her Louis Vuitton and her Louboutins and it's all of a sudden whatever. They have been dating, I think, for less than a year and they're engaged. So she just posted this thing on TikTok about it, you're showing off her big ass ring. Here are my thoughts on it and then I want yours. You, to me, as we were talking about earlier about jealousy, is giving jealousy. It's giving now you're completely inauthentic, you're the ethos, you are, in my opinion, allowed to change, you're allowed to grow, you're allowed to point that out, but I also think that you would be remiss to not say, you know what, I built my entire platform on this and I now realize I didn't like when people showed designer things, because I didn't have designer things to show, sorry. That to me is almost worse than the fact that, okay, so you met a guy that changed it for you, but he's also incredibly wealthy, obviously. You're not talking about him, so it's giving he's older, maybe he had a messy divorce, maybe. It's feeling weird that he's not at all in your content and she said someone found it and was like, he found her on TikTok. So I understand if your partner is private and doesn't want to be in your content, but it is giving like sugar baby. I don't think that's what the situation is, but it's just it's giving some things up. But to go from that to show your lady date, just Rolex that's all gold and that's we had diamonds on it, probably $35,000 watch and all this shit. When your whole thing was how gross that was and capitalism and over consumerism, I have more of a problem with that than the fact that you found somebody who changed the game for you and wanted you to get married.

Speaker 2:
[49:32] Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, like, what are your thoughts? Strong opinions, how loosely. So you're allowed to change your mind upon new experiences and getting out there. But yeah, when you are so vehemently against something and that's what you speak on and that's why people follow you and you create this community of people like that, and then come to find out that yeah, it wasn't really what you felt, it's just that you didn't have it. And what you've always wanted was that type of access. Now that you have it, you're just trying to what, like turn on a dime and pretend that this is like who and how you've always been. It's phony.

Speaker 1:
[50:04] I think that the problem with it is it's from an authenticity perspective. I think that we've seen this with creators and now creators are, they're an integral part of our day-to-day life. Most people consume that shit, like there's a whole career that has been created, influencers and whatnot. But when you're so ten toes down on something and then you walk it back like that, you need to be able to address it in that way. You need to choose like, okay, you guys, like maybe basically I'll eat crow someday. Like, yeah, I found someone, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, yeah, no, no one's mad that you change your mind about finding love. But like for me, as a loud mouth bitch that is very dismantled of patriarchy, I have a strong opinions about men. I am not sure if I want to get married. There is no video around me of me telling you, do not get married, do not have a boyfriend. It doesn't exist because what I think is, raise your standards. You should, if you're going to participate in traditional marriage, then they should be worthy of you. They should be giving you everything you need. They should be putting in the sweat equity and emotional labor of the household. I believe in all of that, but if you find it, hell yeah, you want to get married, you want to have a big ass wedding, do all of that. Do what makes you happy. She was very anti all of that. It wasn't just like, want better for yourself, raise your standards. It was don't do this.

Speaker 2:
[51:18] Or the whole thing of like, not just decentering men where you're just like, you know what, my life is awesome without anyone. If I meet someone cool, if not, I'm gonna be good. That was, yeah, it wasn't even that. Which I think is like the best way to be, by the way, if you want my opinion.

Speaker 1:
[51:35] It's the only, that is the only way to be. I also think if you have decentering men and then you marry a man, I trust that it's gonna work out. Like I just, you're in for a lot less, you know, rude awakening. But, you know, we'll see what happens with this. I just thought in general, more than anything, her like luxury halls are really grating me because I also feel that way. It's like, yeah, it's, it's, it's everyone. If you had the opportunity to have nice things, I think you would, but it's also this day and age and reading the room of, it's real hard times for everyone right now. And now that you have, you're clearly with a very wealthy man and you're flaunting it. And she like commented on something. Cause someone was like, oh, you just went in this hotel that's X amount of money and it could have fed a bunch of kids. And she was like, we just donated to foster care $6,000 and like put a receipt. And I was like, qui? Bitch, are you French? I don't know that it was we. So it's like coming, you know what I mean? I'm just like, the whole thing feels a little Icky, but I think it speaks to the lack of explanation.

Speaker 2:
[52:32] Like how, okay, so you, how'd you get from point A to point B? I think that's sometimes like issue I have with people. And I've had that in close personal relationships where if someone decides to change their mind on something, great. I just feel like as a friend, because I've sat and listened to you for hours and hours and hours, and I've been on a very different side of it, can you explain to me sort of your process? Like what happened? How'd you get here? Why did you suddenly decide to do this when it was the complete opposite not too long ago? Like that's why I can get on board with that if you can give me a good reason why.

Speaker 1:
[53:03] I also think that there's something from a vulnerability perspective of being like, I was just fucking wrong. Sorry, I was actually being a little bit of a bitch.

Speaker 2:
[53:11] Yeah, you actually all along, you bitches have been onto something with your luxury shit.

Speaker 1:
[53:16] I'm like, just admitting that you were being a bitter-beddy and all of those things, I also think that that can curry favor with your audience in a transition. It's like, obviously, we're not curing cancer. We're talking about creators, but I don't know. It just really stuck out to me.

Speaker 2:
[53:28] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[53:29] Am I too much today?

Speaker 2:
[53:30] No, I like it.

Speaker 1:
[53:31] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[53:31] You're like the right amount of energy. Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[53:34] Let's get into the basement.

Speaker 2:
[53:35] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[53:36] Who's in your basement? Everyone's putting me in their basement today.

Speaker 2:
[53:38] No one's putting you in. Okay. I just have one thing. People who drive white Ford Explorers or cars of similar shape and size in a white maybe potential with a black roof on it. Because do you want to be a 5.0? Do you want to look like a cop everywhere you're going? What on earth? Then you got one driving behind you and you're trying to look for extra stuff through the windshield, through extra antennas up top. You're like, is it a cop?

Speaker 1:
[54:07] You're looking for that exempt license plate?

Speaker 2:
[54:08] Because everyone who knows, whether you've, you could have never been pulled over in your life. A cop is behind you, all of a sudden you're like, feeling like a felon. It's just crazy. So people that, if you're choosing that kind of car, what is wrong with you?

Speaker 1:
[54:22] That's a good point.

Speaker 2:
[54:24] That's all.

Speaker 1:
[54:25] That's fair. There was one growing up, this person got, it was an old cop car that had the light that actually still worked and used to like fuck with people and I was like, that's very mean. I have two. Number one, sleeping on breadcrumbs. There is a reason I don't eat in my bed. It's not because I'm above it. It's because that, I am so overstimulated as it were and I have to be, you know, perfect sleeping conditions.

Speaker 2:
[54:46] Who's got crumbs in their bed?

Speaker 1:
[54:47] I did.

Speaker 2:
[54:48] Oh.

Speaker 1:
[54:48] Okay, so what happened, usually I don't eat in my bed and I woke up so hungry and I, but it was like early, so I made myself a half of a sandwich and had it on a plate, on a paper towel, on my chest. It was listening to Matthew Perry, quietly eating over the plate and I really thought I got it all on the plate. You would have thought that I chopped up a whole bag as if I was trying to make Thanksgiving stuffing and went like this and then just-

Speaker 2:
[55:12] You opened up a Nature Valley Granola Bar.

Speaker 1:
[55:14] It was so, I kept getting up and like doing like, trying to get them out and I was just like, I feel like I'm laying on nails right now.

Speaker 2:
[55:22] It's like it's fully a shin for your skin, just roll around in it.

Speaker 1:
[55:25] I had just changed my sheets too, but I'm pretty big about not eating in bed because of this reason and I just completely fucked it up myself.

Speaker 2:
[55:34] Can you tell me a funny story? There was this video I saw, this guy who, his wife or girlfriend was completely passed out in bed and he opens up a Taco Bell burrito and takes a bite out of it and then puts it right next to her head right here and he wakes her up and he's like, hey babe, wake up, wake up, wake up. He goes, you didn't finish your burrito, you just fell asleep and she was so confused. She was like, what? Looking around, sees the burrito, she's staring at it, then just kind of sits herself up. He goes, are you gonna finish it? And she's like, yeah. And then just starts eating the burrito.

Speaker 1:
[56:03] That would be our reaction 100%.

Speaker 2:
[56:04] Nick was like, would you eat it? I was like, yeah, probably. There's a fresh burrito right next to me.

Speaker 1:
[56:12] Babe, I ate you and Nick's cold, gross taco. What are you talking about? I was like, no. They had a couple items, I don't know, this was like a month or two ago, leftover and they were freezing cold and kind of like hours old. And I was like, no, I'm good. And then I was like, so what is it though?

Speaker 2:
[56:25] It was really only like two hours.

Speaker 1:
[56:26] And I ate both of them. I don't even know what the fuck it was. It was not my typical order.

Speaker 2:
[56:30] It was a burrito and then like a regular chocolate supreme.

Speaker 1:
[56:33] Ate both of them. So I was like, no, no, I'm all set. I've had enough Taco Bell this week. And then I was like, what's the item? Really quickly, I'm going to throw this on. Have you seen the Cut Water Taco Bell Challenge?

Speaker 2:
[56:44] No, I'm really scared of Cut Water. Ever since I had three of them at the Padres game and literally blacked out.

Speaker 1:
[56:49] Okay. I think that we all need to take a beat and read nutrition labels more often because the calories and the sugar is what makes you so fucked up. Then the alcohol content. Cut Waters are dangerous.

Speaker 2:
[57:01] They're so good though.

Speaker 1:
[57:02] There is a challenge online right now. People are drinking five Cut Waters and five beefy cheesy Taco Bell burritos. I don't know what the exact item is. But what disturbs me more than anything, out of all of them I see, I'm sure they're trying to save their calories. They don't use sauce. I love Taco Bell. I couldn't eat a Taco Bell item without Taco Bell sauce. It's like the driest, it's like thinking of eating pizza without ranch. You can't do it. That's insane. People have been doing it and completing it. Doing five cut waters and five burritos. Should I do it? Maybe we should leave here and get some on the way home. This one guy was doing half a cut water, half burrito, half cut water, doing that pattern throughout. But I'm like, I don't care how much you eat. That is so, I did the math and it was like 7,000 calories or something. It's really crazy.

Speaker 2:
[57:48] What if we did like three?

Speaker 1:
[57:50] Yeah, I mean, no one has challenged me.

Speaker 2:
[57:52] That's like the over 35 version of that.

Speaker 1:
[57:56] I mean, we know my Taco Bell order is two ricey, cheesy, beany burritos and one cheesy Doritos, los tacos, cheesy gordita crunch, beans instead of meat. I eat those, no one's making me, there's no gun to my head, but I'm also not having like.

Speaker 2:
[58:09] I've also been branching out to Del Taco lately and I'm really happy. They're like man. They roll those burritos not closed in on one side. You'd love that.

Speaker 1:
[58:21] No, I love their.

Speaker 2:
[58:22] She usually bites the top of the burrito off and spits it out. So it's filled all the way up.

Speaker 1:
[58:27] Okay. To be fair to me, that part is disgusting, there's nothing in it, but I do feel like sometimes I forget I'm around people that don't necessarily know me well and I just bite the whole thing. I spit it out onto the paper and the plop that it makes is really loud, but I did that. I just spit it out. So I do. I like their bean and cheese and rice burrito with their verde sauce, but I will always choose Talkable if it's in either or. I will always choose Talkable.

Speaker 2:
[58:52] Talkable has just been pissing me off lately. Talkable, you're in the basement too.

Speaker 1:
[58:54] Okay, Talkable. My last one, I think I've talked about this before, but it really just pisses me off. Encore. You guys, we know you're coming back. We're all having to get horned up. Can't you just stay? And this whole dog and pony show is so irritating to me. We went to the troubadour the other day and it was a band. We had a lot of fun. It was great, but it was a newer, very newer band. Like they're not like a Lady Gaga and they did the whole thing and you can see where they go. And they're like standing behind the curtain. You can just see them having a little chat and they're like, okay, guys, come on, boys. And I'm like, I don't like liars. So can we stop with the encore?

Speaker 2:
[59:29] I understand the point of like crowd retention. You don't want to play all the hits at the beginning. And then everyone just like will leave. So they want to save those ends ones or the best ones for, or their biggest for the end or the encore, which okay, I get it. But I just think sprinkle them out throughout the set. And if everyone is sticking around and really wants an encore, make them work for it, come back and just play the hit again.

Speaker 1:
[59:55] Yeah, you have options. I like to sprinkle throughout maybe one biggest hit at the end, but also if you're going to do it anyway, just don't leave and come back. I just, making us like scream enough and sit there like, am I a dog with a biscuit? I'm like, get the fuck out of here. Come back, just don't even leave.

Speaker 2:
[60:12] I'm not waiting for your encore and I'm not waiting four hours to eat at a restaurant.

Speaker 1:
[60:15] Mm-mm, house cats.

Speaker 2:
[60:17] Yes, add it to the list. Anyway.

Speaker 1:
[60:21] Well, not totally sure what this episode was, but I think I had a good time.

Speaker 2:
[60:24] I thought it was fantastic. I had the best time ever.

Speaker 1:
[60:25] I had a good time. From any perspective, I'd be, would be thrilled.

Speaker 2:
[60:29] I'd be thrilled.

Speaker 1:
[60:30] If it was always like this.

Speaker 2:
[60:31] And my Audi will be thrilled as well.

Speaker 1:
[60:33] I think so too, I'm hungry, so I'm gonna take my Audi.

Speaker 2:
[60:35] I know, I'm thinking about.

Speaker 1:
[60:37] What's my Audi about to have for lunch? Your Audi only thinks about food.

Speaker 2:
[60:42] All right.

Speaker 1:
[60:42] Okay, well that's episode. I just, you know, thanks for being here, everyone. Until next time.

Speaker 2:
[60:48] K, love you, bye.

Speaker 1:
[60:49] K, love you, bye. Babe, you're gonna see the power of women, like disrespectfully.