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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Hi there, it's Andy Richter, and I'm here to tell you about my podcast, The Three Questions with Andy Richter. Each week, I invite friends, comedians, actors, and musicians to discuss these three questions. Where do you come from? Where are you going? And what have you learned? New episodes are out every Tuesday with guests like Julie Bowen, Ted Danson, Tig Notaro, Will Arnett, Phoebe Bridgers, and more. You can also tune in for my weekly Andy Richter call in show episodes, where me and a special guest invite callers to weigh in on topics like dating disasters, bad teachers, and lots more. Listen to the three questions with Andy Richter wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[01:19] What's up, guys? We'll go back to VIEWS!
Speaker 4:
[01:23] That was a good one. That was a good VIEWS.
Speaker 3:
[01:25] So you know the energy is high up in this bitch. Natalie's here, if you didn't hear by her cough. John is here and Jason Nash, we are all here together. The Avengers of the VIEWS Podcast.
Speaker 5:
[01:37] Yesterday was 420.
Speaker 3:
[01:38] Did you get high?
Speaker 5:
[01:39] No.
Speaker 3:
[01:40] I went to, oh, yesterday, okay. Oh, we posted the vlog.
Speaker 4:
[01:43] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[01:44] Yesterday on 420, coincidentally. People really liked it.
Speaker 4:
[01:47] Great.
Speaker 3:
[01:48] Thank the Lord.
Speaker 4:
[01:48] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[01:49] People were like, why was he bitching about this on the podcast?
Speaker 4:
[01:51] I saw a lot of podcast comments. Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[01:52] I saw a lot of that.
Speaker 6:
[01:53] I kept hearing about this on the podcast. I kept hearing about this on the podcast.
Speaker 3:
[01:55] Yeah, you kept bitching about this. I'm glad it's finally out. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[01:59] I love when podcast people go over to YouTube. I love that too.
Speaker 3:
[02:01] And get vocal. I love, yeah. That's why I do like talking about the YouTube process because then people are like, oh, you just talked about this on the podcast. I kind of really like those comments. But yeah, people liked it, which was really, really exciting. But I also think this last vlog was a little more like...
Speaker 5:
[02:18] It was a good one.
Speaker 3:
[02:19] It's more exciting than what I'm planning.
Speaker 5:
[02:21] For sure. It was an exciting one. It was a big trip. We did a lot of shit. It's been a lot of money.
Speaker 3:
[02:25] There's going to be a lot of LA vlogs where we're just chilling in LA. I know people are like, yeah, Dave, you said that about the last one. It turned out to be really lit. Just prepare yourself. It's going to get boring sometimes. Like I said.
Speaker 4:
[02:35] It could be Tay just making a sandwich.
Speaker 3:
[02:38] I try to not clickbait it like really hardcore. So I said, I'm quitting dot, dot, dot again. And then Ferris, who's like our producer. Kind of. Oh, I'm quitting dot, dot. Freudian slip there. Quit multiple times. I'm quitting dot, dot, dot again. Kind of. I'm quitting dot, dot, dot kind of. And then Ferris, our producer is like, what the fuck are you doing? Do you want people to watch it? And then he changed it.
Speaker 4:
[03:05] I thought the same thing when I saw that.
Speaker 3:
[03:06] Why?
Speaker 4:
[03:07] I thought you should change it. But then I wasn't sure. Then I saw it was the same and I was like, oh, maybe they're testing.
Speaker 3:
[03:11] He changed it to I'm quitting and it became our best video in our last 10 videos.
Speaker 4:
[03:15] Oh, it's great. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3:
[03:16] But like at the expense of like pretty hardcore clickbait. So I was like, I don't know if there's a reason I didn't want to just do I'm quitting.
Speaker 4:
[03:23] Right.
Speaker 3:
[03:23] Because I'm quitting my style. And like, as much as I like that I address it immediately in the video, I felt, I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[03:30] Yeah, you addressed it within like the first 10 seconds.
Speaker 3:
[03:33] Yeah, first three seconds. But yeah, I don't know. But Ferris changed and he's like, you just got to keep listening to me. I get it, dude. I get it. But we went to go film a bit yesterday, Jay. Thank God you weren't there.
Speaker 6:
[03:44] What happened?
Speaker 3:
[03:45] Oh, dude. We were trying to film a bit. I know I said no more bits, but we had this one idea for a bit. I was like, I really want to go shoot it.
Speaker 6:
[03:51] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[03:53] And I mean, do we say what it has to do with? Yeah, because I feel like the podcast people will be like, yeah. So it's basically a similar bit to what we were going to do with the... Okay, so we did this drinking bit where like, it's me and Alex Ramson and Ilya, we hire a driver in the Rolls Royce and the driver drinks, and then the driver's in the back seat of the car, and then the next driver that we call drinks, because we have to keep calling new drivers because our drivers are getting drunk.
Speaker 6:
[04:21] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[04:21] So we had a similar idea that has to do with like ambulances coming and picking us up after drinking. It's a really funny idea. I was really excited to do it. And we all called Saddle Ranch and we were like, can we film this at Saddle? And our guy there who works there, he's been the manager for like ever, was like, yeah, go for it. But it's our fault at the end of the day, because I don't think he understood what we wanted to shoot.
Speaker 4:
[04:44] Right.
Speaker 3:
[04:45] So the bit's very similar to that bit, except it's Zane being resuscitated from drinking so many times.
Speaker 4:
[04:53] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[04:53] So an ambulance driver comes.
Speaker 5:
[04:55] Like two paramedics pull up an ambulance to resuscitate Zane, then they resuscitate him. He comes back to life.
Speaker 3:
[05:01] Zane's like, let's celebrate. You saved my life. Then they end up drinking. But he has another heart attack. Right. Then they can't save him anymore because they've been drinking. So a new ambulance has to come.
Speaker 6:
[05:08] Got it.
Speaker 3:
[05:08] It keeps going till there's 10 paramedics. We got 10 paramedics and then we got five ambulances.
Speaker 6:
[05:15] Oh, wow.
Speaker 7:
[05:16] I think DJ, it was crazy outside of the Saddle Ranch.
Speaker 3:
[05:19] It was a lot. So we're outside of Saddle Ranch, the ambulances are there, and we're inside Saddle Ranch, we're beginning to shoot, and one of the moments Ilya has to scream, somebody call 911. Oh, no. That's when the manager of Saddle Ranch is like, whoa, what's going on here? Then we're like, it's okay for our next shot, we just have to bring in like a stretcher. Look, you can't send a stretcher through an active restaurant, like there's people eating here. Right.
Speaker 5:
[05:49] Everybody in the restaurant too really didn't give a fuck. Saddle Ranch is the best crowd for that, where they're there to eat their burgers and their wings, and they don't really care and ride the bull. So it was really funny, like there was people interacting.
Speaker 3:
[06:00] Was it packed? No. No, it was like six tables were busy. But like the way she was explaining it made sense. It's like, you can't just bring a stretcher through the restaurant. Like it made sense, but like when you're there, it felt like we could. Right. Right, right. And then, yeah, we kept doing that, and then we wanted the ambulances to start coming in one by one until there's five. And all five pulled up at the same time, just so we could meet all the paramedics. There was 10 paramedics in total. She was just like, what the fuck is going on? The lights were on, and she's like, the manager of the town range could not be nicer. It was crazy. She's like, listen, I'm so sorry. We really want to be accommodating, but we just kind of have to clear this with the higher ups, because five ambulances outside of a bar in West Hollywood will spook people.
Speaker 8:
[06:50] On Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 3:
[06:52] And I'm like, yeah, you're totally right. You're 100% right.
Speaker 5:
[06:55] People are going to think somebody died.
Speaker 3:
[06:57] There was a homeless guy that walked by, and he was like, yo, four bodies? And I'm like, no, they're just filming something. And then it hit me. I'm like, oh, wow. So people are going to be like, what's going on here? So yeah, we had the ambulances go. And at the same time we're trying to film this, Chief Keef pulls up in his Lambo, trying to take pictures outside of Sour Ranch and outside of the Bull. And I'm like, yo, he calls me over, he's like, David, come by. And I'm like, yo, Chief Keef, what's up?
Speaker 7:
[07:23] I was like, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3:
[07:24] And then I go back inside and I'm like to Ilya, I'm like, yo, Chief Keef's outside. And Ilya's like, you know, you've met him before. I'm like, what?
Speaker 4:
[07:31] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[07:32] And he's like, you've been to his house.
Speaker 4:
[07:33] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[07:34] And I was like, oh my fuck, I'm such an idiot. So I go back out and then Chief Keef, before I can even start talking, he's like, yo, apparently we've met before. He forgot to. He forgot to. And I was like, it's really funny. We're both like not on each other's radars with what we do, but we know of each other. So we both kind of forgot about that moment. That's really funny. But then we're reminded that I've been to his house with Shelby and Sandy because he loves Shelby and Sandy's art. So anyway, Chief Keef is like doing his thing there, trying to take pictures. So now, so a lot's happening outside of Saddle Ranch. And then at the same time, someone outside of Dobrik's, it's 420. So one of those robots that's delivering food, like is in the way of one of the cars. So a kid grabs the robot and kind of like throws it over onto the road that causes a car accident between two cars. That's what it was? Yeah, and one of the robots. So now four cop cars come to assess the damage outside Dobrik's. So now there's four cop cars that are real, are at Dobrik's. Next door Saddle Ranch has four ambulances that are fake. There was a real situation going on outside of Dobrik's because there's a car accident. Everybody's completely fine. It was just like a fender bender. But I think it's being like, no one knows whose fault it was because there's a robot involved. So then cops had to come in and be like, what is this autonomous creature? Whose fault is it? So there's a lot going on. Then at the same time, Chief Keef is there lighting up a blunt, trying to get a picture. He's like, yo, Dave, can I use the ambulances? I'm like, I don't know right now, Chief Keef. I'm so fucking stressed. But it was really funny. Yeah, it was chaos.
Speaker 5:
[09:13] It kind of reminded me of back in the day when we would just go out and there'd just be constantly shit happening one after the other.
Speaker 3:
[09:19] Yeah, it was 1000% back in the day. How'd that make you feel? It was good. So the bit cost $8,000, completely out the window. But I was telling Ilja and everybody that was there, I was like, this feels like a net positive. Because the vlogging we got to experience just around it, I don't think we got anything for a vlog, but it was nice, I got to interact with everything. I interacted with fake paramedics, I interacted with like, drugies. I interacted with this guy who wasn't a drugie, but was just rolling up because it was 420, and he was from New Jersey, and he was really cool. He was rolling up at Dobrik's, and I was telling him I'm gonna snitch on him because the cops were right around the corner. So he was a really fun interact, I just got the, it felt like it was like training camp for vlogging. Because there were so many things that were going on, so even though we lost a fucking shit ton of money in this bit and we're gonna have to do it again because I really want to, I think it's a really fun idea. It was a net positive, just an experience.
Speaker 5:
[10:16] I'm glad you feel that way.
Speaker 3:
[10:17] Yeah, John was in the car after, John was like, that was the fucking worst thing I've ever experienced. John was really down about it.
Speaker 7:
[10:25] I mean, it was just like everything was there, everything was aligned, but then it was misaligned at the same time.
Speaker 4:
[10:30] And then everything went to shit.
Speaker 7:
[10:31] Right, it's like we didn't get to film any of the bit.
Speaker 3:
[10:34] Yeah, and also Chief Keef being there, I was like, yo, he should be, like in the last shot of that bit I want all the paramedics to be partying in one of the ambulances. I'm like, Chief Keef, we should play Hate Being Soba in one of the ambulances, can we get you singing in it? Yeah. And his friends are like, are you nuts?
Speaker 7:
[10:53] I hate being sober.
Speaker 3:
[10:55] And I think I pitched it wrong, I just said it how I said it, but I pitched it wrong, like I don't need him singing. And I think that was like, for him he was like, wait, what? Was it put on a performance in this ambulance? He had no idea what we were doing.
Speaker 7:
[11:06] Like his little, like, you know, his little, that would have been so funny.
Speaker 4:
[11:10] I think it would be funny to watch that all fall apart on the vlog.
Speaker 3:
[11:13] It would have been if we were filming it, we just filmed towards the end, where it was like already falling apart.
Speaker 4:
[11:21] But that is your talent, you know, is to like make something out of nothing.
Speaker 3:
[11:27] Yeah, that wasn't, that wasn't the, that was like, it was beginner school for vlogging. It was really nice to get back into the...
Speaker 4:
[11:34] Isn't that funny when you say something like that, and you're like, I've heard stand-up say that, like really, really accomplished ones. They'd be like, yeah, I'm like doing stand-up again. Like you forget.
Speaker 3:
[11:42] Totally.
Speaker 4:
[11:43] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[11:43] And it's like, but also vlogging is so different because like you're welcoming the more strange interactions.
Speaker 4:
[11:51] Yeah. Right?
Speaker 3:
[11:52] And like when I haven't been vlogging, I've been like, oh yeah, I'm not gonna go interact with that. That person may have a gun. But then when you're filming, you're like, this person looks like a character. Like I need to talk to this person. It's a completely different muscle. And I've completely forgotten it because I've been like just cooped up in my house Snapchatting. Where I'm like, I'm just ordering different foods and reviewing things.
Speaker 7:
[12:16] The homeless man even came up to you at the end.
Speaker 3:
[12:18] Homeless man came up to me. What did he say? Yes, I've had money. Thank God we had a hundred bucks on us. Give that to him. Give me the biggest hug. It was a net positive for him. That was the same homeless man that before thought four people got killed.
Speaker 4:
[12:33] Yeah. You saved him there.
Speaker 3:
[12:35] Saved him.
Speaker 4:
[12:36] Why did Saddam Hussein just didn't know that you were going to be doing so much?
Speaker 3:
[12:40] Well, Natalie said we're going to be in and out in 30 minutes.
Speaker 5:
[12:43] No, I said it won't be more than an hour. They knew we were having the five ailments and the paramedics and stuff, but I said an hour. We ended up being there for much longer than an hour. I don't think she fully understood until everything was there, how much space we were taking up.
Speaker 3:
[12:58] It was Monday night.
Speaker 5:
[12:59] Yeah, it was Monday night.
Speaker 3:
[13:00] We thought we had an advantage there. The problem was we got there, ambulances were there, paramedics were there. Guess what was it there? The defibrillator, the main part of the bit was not there, so we had to wait two hours for the defibrillator, because apparently defibrillators are decommissioned. That's not the standard way of practice anymore. Really? No one goes, clear. You don't do that anymore. You use patches, and you don't do the motion anymore. It's not like that cool thing anymore.
Speaker 5:
[13:25] Oh, like little electrocurrent patches, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[13:27] So we had to get a defibrillator from a movie prop store that was 40 minutes away at 9 o'clock at night.
Speaker 9:
[13:35] It was a very difficult.
Speaker 10:
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Speaker 11:
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Speaker 6:
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Speaker 11:
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Speaker 10:
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Speaker 6:
[13:55] My landlord plays the trombone, and I can't ask him to stop.
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Speaker 3:
[14:45] What's new with you?
Speaker 4:
[14:46] Nothing. Just chilling.
Speaker 3:
[14:48] Really?
Speaker 4:
[14:48] Yeah. Going out to dinner, hanging out, maybe we're not writing a movie.
Speaker 6:
[14:53] We did that today.
Speaker 3:
[14:54] Okay. Let's slow it down here.
Speaker 6:
[14:55] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[14:55] What happened to the show?
Speaker 4:
[14:58] The show.
Speaker 3:
[15:00] Jay, you see what you did. You did that LA thing.
Speaker 4:
[15:02] I went in. I went in.
Speaker 3:
[15:03] You did that LA thing where you said you sold the show.
Speaker 4:
[15:05] I know. Those people ended up getting fired. They left. They called me and they were like, we're leaving the company. They haven't paid us. And it was all smoke and mirrors.
Speaker 3:
[15:16] Yeah. But I'm just saying, come on. You know that that's LA.
Speaker 4:
[15:20] Totally. But it wasn't like I was lying. I went and had a meeting and they were like, yeah, we're going to send a contract.
Speaker 3:
[15:26] Can I ask you?
Speaker 4:
[15:27] Yeah. But that happens to everybody.
Speaker 3:
[15:30] No, I know. But I would never bring that up. But did you say it because we were short on podcast stories?
Speaker 4:
[15:36] No, I said it because we had gone through so much about the show that I was like, oh, this will be like a good addendum to what we had been talking about the show. We had had that whole thing where you didn't like it and some people did like it.
Speaker 3:
[15:48] Oh, I have something interesting that can be tacked onto this. I sold a movie to a studio about three years ago.
Speaker 5:
[15:56] What did you sell?
Speaker 4:
[15:59] But I don't think there's anything wrong with you saying you sold a movie to a studio.
Speaker 3:
[16:02] Yeah, and then it fell through.
Speaker 5:
[16:04] What did you sell?
Speaker 3:
[16:06] What? The movie we've been working on?
Speaker 5:
[16:09] Oh, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 7:
[16:10] I was going to question that.
Speaker 3:
[16:11] I was like, Natalie, what are you saying? Dude, Nat's been so weird lately. It's fucking really confusing.
Speaker 5:
[16:17] No, it's because I have so much going on in my brain. I have so much going on in my brain. He brings up random shit and expects you to remember it on the spot.
Speaker 3:
[16:24] The only movie we've ever been in works with a studio.
Speaker 5:
[16:27] We haven't talked about the movie in a year, so I'm sorry. I have eight other projects on my head.
Speaker 3:
[16:32] Anyway, so we had this movie, a fun idea. Now we shut up. And the studio loved it. They're like, let's write it. The writers wrote it. Everyone at the studio got fired. The people that were working on it. The movie could not move on because everyone that was working on the movie got let go. And I'm not talking like a small studio. Top five, top four, top three, top two. I don't know.
Speaker 4:
[16:57] It's bad out there. Everywhere I've gone with the show, they're like, now's not the time.
Speaker 3:
[17:01] Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I had dinner with the studio execs. Congratulations.
Speaker 4:
[17:08] Yeah, I think I was there.
Speaker 3:
[17:11] Yeah, I was like, can I call my dad?
Speaker 4:
[17:12] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[17:13] Should I call my parents?
Speaker 3:
[17:15] Oh no, they told me you should tell your parents. And I'm like, I don't want to tell my parents because this isn't real. This is LA. I've heard this kind of stuff. And obviously I've never mentioned this on the pod ever because I just don't believe in anything ever until it's uploaded or like I don't even care if I'm sitting at the fucking premiere. Until it rolls out in theaters, it's not real. That's how LA is.
Speaker 4:
[17:37] I think I was trying to do this thing of like positive reinforcement and manifest in that moment. So I was like, I'm gonna talk about it because then I'm gonna, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3:
[17:47] Yeah, I'm not hating on it. I'm just curious your thought process.
Speaker 4:
[17:49] Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[17:51] But a lot of people I think go in LA talk, try to do positive manifestation.
Speaker 4:
[17:55] It works for Jonah.
Speaker 3:
[17:59] Does it?
Speaker 4:
[18:00] I mean, it does.
Speaker 3:
[18:01] I guess it like.
Speaker 5:
[18:03] Yeah, but at what cost?
Speaker 3:
[18:05] At what cost? I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[18:07] He mentioned this in the movie. Because he just never...
Speaker 3:
[18:09] Maybe the things he has said. Yeah. If you spoke like him, he said a hundred things and one has hit and it's incredible. But people don't know him. I wish people knew this man like we know him. The things that come out of his mouth are fucking insane. Like how many restaurants has he told you he's starting? Do you remember when he went through like every month it was he was starting a new restaurant chain with somebody and then he'd be like, I don't want to do Jonah's. And then he come back two weeks later and be like, you know they're going to do 300 locations around the US. It's crazy. He just says things. And you literally just have to go fuck yourself. You literally have to go fuck yourself. And what's great about him is he gets it. He understands that there's a little part of him in the back of his head that is rational. And he'll like joke back with you and go, fuck you. And he'll even throw a compliment at me. He'll be like, I'm going to buy you a fucking house when it works. That's how he talks shit to me. He's like, you don't believe in me? Well, fuck you because I'm getting you in a state in fucking Montana. But yeah, no, I love the guy. I think he's one of the funniest guys, but his delusion is like the epitome of like the highest level in Los Angeles of delusions. But now he has actually achieved one thing, and he has made a real movie with a real movie star, and I'm blown away.
Speaker 7:
[19:39] Right.
Speaker 3:
[19:40] So kudos to him.
Speaker 4:
[19:41] Kudos.
Speaker 3:
[19:42] Not taking that away.
Speaker 7:
[19:42] Of course.
Speaker 3:
[19:43] But all his other things that he was starting, his mission to the moon with that guy from Armenia.
Speaker 4:
[19:49] I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:
[19:49] I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[19:50] Everything is like an Armenian connection of some sort.
Speaker 4:
[19:53] They stick together.
Speaker 5:
[19:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[19:56] I mean, the Armenians have an incredible amount of money. So I do believe half the things he says, but it's like, he just says so much. He says so much. I wish he was here to defend himself. Yeah. What was this thing you sent me, Jason? Why I can smoke in 2006?
Speaker 4:
[20:13] What's this? I guess England is banning cigarettes and vapes for anyone born after 2008.
Speaker 3:
[20:21] Wait, what?
Speaker 4:
[20:21] It's a really strange law. So by that calculation, my son could smoke, but my daughter couldn't. My son was born in 2006, my daughter's born in 2009. Obviously, we hope that none of them smoke.
Speaker 3:
[20:34] That makes me want to smoke.
Speaker 4:
[20:36] Yeah, but doesn't that sound odd? So you could be, if you're born December 31st.
Speaker 3:
[20:41] And you're 80.
Speaker 4:
[20:43] What's that? Yeah, if you're born December 31st, 2007, you can go buy a pack of smokes. But if you're born January, in other words, like you could be.
Speaker 3:
[20:50] But it's crazy because like in 40 years.
Speaker 1:
[20:53] Exactly. Yes.
Speaker 3:
[20:54] They're both going to be 60, 70 years old. Yes.
Speaker 4:
[20:56] Yes. That's what you're saying. Yes. Exactly.
Speaker 3:
[20:57] And one can smoke and one can't.
Speaker 4:
[20:58] One can smoke and one can't.
Speaker 7:
[21:00] There's no way.
Speaker 4:
[21:01] Yeah, they're trying to make it like a, just like a smoke free generation. Like so.
Speaker 3:
[21:05] Yeah. So smoking will die in 70 years.
Speaker 4:
[21:10] Will it?
Speaker 3:
[21:10] No, that's what they're hoping for.
Speaker 4:
[21:12] Like won't there just be black market cigarettes?
Speaker 3:
[21:15] Well, for sure.
Speaker 4:
[21:16] But like, Do you think you will be able to smoke on the street?
Speaker 3:
[21:18] 100%. I mean, if you're going to be fine for that. I don't know. There's this article you sent me. Is this legit? I think so. This is the Sun. The UK has approved the tobacco and vapes bill banning cigarettes. Oh, this is real. The law also tightens vaping rules of places like cars with children and near schools. Wow. So what does this mean? Government needs to get out of everyone's lives. They can make their own decision. I don't get this. What does that do, like banning smoking?
Speaker 4:
[21:50] Well, it keeps it out of kids' hands, which is good. I mean, the fact that kids vape is crazy.
Speaker 3:
[21:56] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[21:56] So addictive.
Speaker 3:
[21:57] That's actually a really good point. Vaping, I can't really fathom. I can't understand how bad it is for you.
Speaker 4:
[22:03] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[22:05] Just give it a couple of years and all, like shit's going to happen to people.
Speaker 3:
[22:08] Really?
Speaker 5:
[22:09] Because of the amount.
Speaker 4:
[22:10] Of vape?
Speaker 5:
[22:11] Of vaping.
Speaker 4:
[22:11] Like popcorn lung?
Speaker 3:
[22:12] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[22:13] People are going to start dying, seriously.
Speaker 3:
[22:15] Well, that's you.
Speaker 5:
[22:17] I had a phase for sure, but I don't vape like that.
Speaker 3:
[22:20] Really?
Speaker 5:
[22:21] I will have a drunk cigarette. Yeah, I don't vape.
Speaker 3:
[22:24] Oh, really? You remember the big fight we got into when I was like, stop vaping? Yes. You sound like you have bronchitis.
Speaker 5:
[22:30] Yes, because I did have-
Speaker 3:
[22:31] Natalie lost her shit at me. What happened?
Speaker 5:
[22:35] That wasn't because of what you said. First of all, you can't do this. I hate when you do this. I hate when you're like, she reacted so crazy. She was, yeah, because you were fucking annoying for like three days straight. And then the last thing was the final straw. Because no, I definitely-
Speaker 3:
[22:50] Oh, it was in Brazil the first time.
Speaker 5:
[22:51] Yeah, it was the first time in Brazil. Whatever.
Speaker 3:
[22:54] She was coughing up a lung and I was like, maybe you should stop smoking.
Speaker 5:
[22:56] It was on our 7 Wonders trip and I was really sick. And that was at the period in time where I was vaping like every day. It was like really bad addiction that I had for like two months. And it was during that travel period.
Speaker 3:
[23:07] It was like telling a roided guy to stop doing steroids. And he was like, I'm not fucking doing steroids, go fuck yourself. Natalie stormed away from the car. I think she almost jumped out of it while I was moving.
Speaker 5:
[23:17] I jumped into oncoming traffic, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[23:20] Yeah, it was one of our biggest fights, I think. And then you quit?
Speaker 5:
[23:24] No, it was not.
Speaker 3:
[23:26] Yeah, it was. Ferris, who was filming us at the time, was really scared. He was like, you guys have to make up because this will ruin the whole trip.
Speaker 5:
[23:33] Because he didn't understand how we fought. That was not scary.
Speaker 3:
[23:36] Oh, really? Yeah. What's the biggest fight we've had?
Speaker 5:
[23:42] The first one that comes to memory is the-
Speaker 3:
[23:43] The Target?
Speaker 5:
[23:44] Yeah, the Target parking lot.
Speaker 3:
[23:46] Where you jumped out of the car?
Speaker 5:
[23:48] I jumped out of the car. Where were you?
Speaker 7:
[23:50] You were jumping out of a car.
Speaker 3:
[23:51] She needs to leave.
Speaker 5:
[23:52] I was kidding. I didn't. I made that joke because I did jump out of a car one time in the Target parking lot.
Speaker 3:
[23:58] Yeah, we got into a fight. Natalie's mom was there.
Speaker 5:
[24:02] No, I had my mom come pick me up from the Target. I called my mom crying. I said, you have to pick me up right now. He's so mean.
Speaker 4:
[24:10] I don't know where we're fighting.
Speaker 3:
[24:12] But I was definitely being mean.
Speaker 12:
[24:13] I can't imagine what it is because I heard everything.
Speaker 7:
[24:15] I feel like you've been called everything. There's no way something new.
Speaker 4:
[24:19] There's no way you can come up with something new.
Speaker 2:
[24:20] There's no way to change that armor.
Speaker 5:
[24:22] It's made out of stone. Guys, this was in 2019. Okay. This was a very long time ago. No skin yet.
Speaker 3:
[24:28] Today, she went Ben and I.
Speaker 5:
[24:29] Yeah, I went Ben and I.
Speaker 1:
[24:32] I would give a.
Speaker 5:
[24:34] But no, we were filming and I think like, I don't know who we were filming with. I don't know what the fuck we were doing, but.
Speaker 3:
[24:40] I don't actually remember the argument either.
Speaker 5:
[24:41] I was like, I was gonna quit.
Speaker 3:
[24:43] When did we make up?
Speaker 7:
[24:44] This is what broke the camel's back.
Speaker 5:
[24:48] Did you try to like hug me or some shit? I don't even know.
Speaker 3:
[24:51] No, that was at Coachella.
Speaker 5:
[24:53] Coachella?
Speaker 3:
[24:53] Yeah, when we fought before Coachella two years ago. I was snapping and I was like, hey, let me hug you here on Snap. Let's just make up for this. No. And you're like, don't fucking touch me.
Speaker 5:
[25:03] No. I don't know. I don't remember. But yeah, that's like the number one fight that comes to mind for sure.
Speaker 3:
[25:11] Yeah, that is.
Speaker 5:
[25:12] And then, yeah, there's a couple others.
Speaker 3:
[25:14] Wait, give me the other one.
Speaker 5:
[25:16] No, the other one that comes to mind, I did something bad and I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 3:
[25:21] Wait, let's just be even. Why don't we be even? No. Wait, that's so-
Speaker 5:
[25:24] I am a princess.
Speaker 3:
[25:25] Wait, wait, wait. No, I feel like we're just even out the playing field.
Speaker 5:
[25:29] You were bad, but then I retaliated in a way that I should not have.
Speaker 3:
[25:32] What did you do? Yeah, obviously when we fought the original time, you were also bad.
Speaker 5:
[25:36] Do we need to like air this out? I'm like-
Speaker 3:
[25:37] Can you just whisper it to me? And I'll- What?
Speaker 5:
[25:41] Yeah, I felt really bad about it.
Speaker 3:
[25:42] You hit me?
Speaker 12:
[25:44] Yeah, I hit you.
Speaker 5:
[25:45] I like full on punched you.
Speaker 4:
[25:47] Where did you punch him?
Speaker 5:
[25:48] On the couch, like on the arm.
Speaker 4:
[25:49] Not on the couch, I mean like, yeah, on the body.
Speaker 5:
[25:51] Yeah, like on your leg or something.
Speaker 3:
[25:53] Punched me?
Speaker 5:
[25:53] Yeah, I remember. And then I walked out. I was like, don't fucking say something because I'm going to walk over there and I'm going to hit you. And then of course, your dumb ass was like, so I went over and I fucking punched you in the leg of the arm or something.
Speaker 3:
[26:07] Really?
Speaker 4:
[26:07] It's funny when a girl punches you.
Speaker 5:
[26:09] I mean, you weren't fazed by it, obviously. You don't get hurt very bad, but-
Speaker 3:
[26:13] I don't even remember this.
Speaker 4:
[26:14] Did you ever have a girl hit you?
Speaker 3:
[26:15] I guess Natalie did.
Speaker 4:
[26:17] How did you feel?
Speaker 3:
[26:19] I genuinely don't remember this. Oh, was it the old house?
Speaker 5:
[26:22] No, it was right here in the corner of the couch.
Speaker 3:
[26:23] I definitely don't remember.
Speaker 5:
[26:24] It was in front of everybody too, like everybody was sitting there, all of our employees were sitting there.
Speaker 7:
[26:28] Oh, was this when you went up the hill?
Speaker 12:
[26:29] Brooke's like, get him.
Speaker 5:
[26:30] Yes, and then I went up.
Speaker 1:
[26:31] Yes, I remember.
Speaker 12:
[26:33] Try the face.
Speaker 7:
[26:35] Wow, I remember that.
Speaker 4:
[26:36] One for me, kick him in the nuts.
Speaker 7:
[26:40] That's really funny.
Speaker 5:
[26:41] Kick him in the nuts.
Speaker 3:
[26:41] This is when you went to go walk up the hill?
Speaker 5:
[26:43] Yes, I think so.
Speaker 4:
[26:44] I'm trying to think if I was ever really mad at you.
Speaker 7:
[26:46] I made David apologize because we felt bad for you. That one we actually felt bad for you.
Speaker 4:
[26:50] Were you ever really mad at me?
Speaker 7:
[26:51] That one we felt bad.
Speaker 3:
[26:52] Was I ever really mad at you?
Speaker 7:
[26:53] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[26:53] I could think of one time I was really mad at you.
Speaker 3:
[26:55] What?
Speaker 4:
[26:56] Getting shot with a paintball gun. I was really mad. Which time? Like when? Like semi-recently.
Speaker 7:
[27:02] The one in the jeans?
Speaker 4:
[27:05] No, I don't want to say which one. The one upstairs.
Speaker 3:
[27:07] Spinning circle.
Speaker 4:
[27:08] The thing was, yeah. The thing was, I wasn't mad at you, but I was like, I was so done, that I was like, in the moment, I was in so much pain that I was like, I don't know if I'll ever talk to him again. In that 20, 30 seconds, that minute, I was like, okay, I can never look at him again. I'm so mad.
Speaker 3:
[27:31] I remember that. I remember that.
Speaker 4:
[27:32] Then I ran out. Then I ran out and then I was like, okay, you can't leave. I'm like, that's just going to make it worse.
Speaker 3:
[27:39] That's really. Yeah, I remember that. Jason was like on a spinning death wheel and we were shooting with a paintball gun.
Speaker 4:
[27:44] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[27:44] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[27:45] You were on the wheel.
Speaker 4:
[27:46] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[27:48] But it was double scary because it spun upside down.
Speaker 7:
[27:51] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[27:51] It was double guns.
Speaker 7:
[27:53] Double guns?
Speaker 3:
[27:54] Yeah. We never used it.
Speaker 4:
[27:56] We never used it. Yeah. Oh. Well, I mean, that hurts. I didn't know that in the moment, so I couldn't have been mad about that. But now, now looking back on it.
Speaker 3:
[28:08] Yeah. Fuck you. Well, listen, I'm sorry for all of this. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:
[28:14] It's okay.
Speaker 3:
[28:15] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[28:15] This is how it goes.
Speaker 3:
[28:16] I'm not sorry at Natalie because she's a bitch. She physically hit me and Natalie sucks. But yeah, I'm sorry about the paintball thing. How about you, John? Me and you?
Speaker 4:
[28:26] You ever mad at Dave for anything? You ever mad at John for anything?
Speaker 3:
[28:29] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[28:29] But I can't stay mad.
Speaker 3:
[28:31] I don't get mad. I just get like, what's going on? Can you believe this human?
Speaker 4:
[28:36] Yeah, I hate when you do that. There's definitely been times when I've lost my shit. And you make me even angrier because you just go, what are you doing? And I'm like, fuck, he's so calm and collected. Fuck him.
Speaker 3:
[28:55] No, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[28:56] Hey, John, have you ever been really mad at David?
Speaker 7:
[28:59] I don't remember.
Speaker 3:
[29:00] I can't.
Speaker 7:
[29:01] No, I would get annoyed.
Speaker 12:
[29:03] What's something he does that annoys you?
Speaker 5:
[29:06] But you never even like, fuck this, I'm moving out of here.
Speaker 3:
[29:08] We don't like have a working relationship like that.
Speaker 5:
[29:10] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[29:11] Yeah, but that doesn't matter. He could still be annoying as a friend.
Speaker 3:
[29:14] No, annoying for sure. Yeah. But like, Natalie and I were fighting because we were working together. Yes. And all of it was like stemming from work and it was just like anger. And it was like the mix of friendship. And like, that's why we were fighting. Yes. But like, normal Natalie and I, Natalie would never punch me just because we're out like being friends.
Speaker 5:
[29:34] I will never punch you again just because we're friends.
Speaker 3:
[29:36] There's no arguments like that. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[29:39] I'm really trying to think.
Speaker 4:
[29:40] Well, what does he do that annoys you?
Speaker 7:
[29:43] It's just David. I mean, that's fucking annoying.
Speaker 4:
[29:45] Like what?
Speaker 3:
[29:46] It's just him. I'm just wanting to hang out probably.
Speaker 7:
[29:48] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[29:48] Just wanting to hang out.
Speaker 3:
[29:49] I think when he says that, it's like all encompassing me. I totally get like what would bother him and that'd be just my existence. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[29:56] I hate when he checks my location. He calls me out sometimes. I tell him like, yeah, I'm somewhere.
Speaker 5:
[30:00] I hate when he checks my location.
Speaker 7:
[30:01] And then he like, no, you're not.
Speaker 4:
[30:04] Well, I've heard the other end of that story where they have checked your, it's not just David checking your location, they've checked your location.
Speaker 7:
[30:10] I didn't think it was like this one time it was David and Alex actually came to my location. I was like, why is he here?
Speaker 4:
[30:17] I don't even want to get him.
Speaker 3:
[30:18] Yeah. Because he wasn't responding.
Speaker 4:
[30:19] You had no faith that he would get home.
Speaker 3:
[30:21] So we went to Chipotle. He was sitting there with his girlfriend and the look on his face was like, we just caught like a predator. You know, like one of those predator catches where it's like, what are you doing here with this girl? That was the look on his face. He was like, what the fuck are they doing? I think he just started like dating Julián in front of us too. So I think he was like really like stressed out. Like us going into this time with, but I think we were like either trying to go see a movie or something. Me and Alex checked John's.
Speaker 5:
[30:46] So important.
Speaker 3:
[30:46] Me and Alex checked John's.
Speaker 5:
[30:49] Location.
Speaker 3:
[30:49] Location, like religiously.
Speaker 4:
[30:52] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[30:53] Like I'll be in Europe and I'll be like, what's he doing?
Speaker 4:
[30:59] Where will he be when you check?
Speaker 3:
[31:00] I checked Alex. Well, it's a lot of times at home. But I checked Alex's location the other day and I was like, and it like froze.
Speaker 4:
[31:09] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[31:10] I was trying to time it where it would be if I perfectly, if I called him and I called him and I was like, I was like, have you ever been to Crossroads? He's like, what's Crossroads? I'm like, it's on your left.
Speaker 5:
[31:22] Oh my God.
Speaker 3:
[31:24] And he looks and he's like, oh my God, I've never heard of this place. He's like, but it was the first thing my eyes went to and I looked left. How did you time that so well?
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Speaker 4:
[33:14] You know Clavicular?
Speaker 3:
[33:16] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[33:17] So like, you know, he's kind of fascinating, you know, and he goes, he overdosed.
Speaker 3:
[33:21] Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 4:
[33:22] And so then he gets on the stream. I just saw the clip. And he goes, he goes, OK, guys, I overdosed. It was like it was the most authentic thing I'd ever seen on the Internet. He goes, I overdosed. He goes, obviously, I'm not going to be doing drugs for a long time. Hopefully, never again, I'm going to really try not to do drugs. And then he goes, he goes, but then the real problem comes in. He goes, no more IRL streaming because everybody knows I'm really fucking boring without the drugs. And I was like, wow. Like he wasn't like looking for sympathy or anything. He was just being like, he was just stating his life. Like to be that transparent. I was like, wow, that's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[33:59] Wow. That's really interesting. So has he stopped?
Speaker 4:
[34:02] I don't know. I don't know if he's still streaming or what, but I did see that clip.
Speaker 3:
[34:05] He's very interesting. He comes up on my feet a lot.
Speaker 5:
[34:07] He's really interesting. I just saw like the statistic that for, what is he streaming? Kick or something. He's like the number one or number two most clipped streamer.
Speaker 3:
[34:16] Short Clavicular?
Speaker 5:
[34:16] Yeah. What? Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[34:18] Wow.
Speaker 5:
[34:19] So like what is he? In the past like month alone, it was like, there's like 20,000 videos or something that have been made about him.
Speaker 3:
[34:26] He's invented the phrase, or at least coined. I don't think he invented, but like maxing. Yeah. It's like looks maxing.
Speaker 4:
[34:32] And it's like make like tiptoe maxing.
Speaker 3:
[34:34] It's so funny. The funniest clip I've ever seen is like he's at a bar.
Speaker 6:
[34:40] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[34:40] And like they're kind of done like talking to people. And he like turns to his friend and he's like, should we go walk around, Max? So funny. I was like, that's insane.
Speaker 6:
[34:51] That's insane.
Speaker 3:
[34:52] And it's just the right amount of funny where it has the ability to enter my vernacular. Like actually, like in reality, like it feels like I'm going to start saying it when I hear. Because it's so crazy.
Speaker 5:
[35:04] I know Max saying.
Speaker 3:
[35:05] Yeah. And I've heard people say it in real life. Movie night Max. It's like swag. Swag was a complete joke.
Speaker 12:
[35:11] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[35:12] Complete joke. And it still is goofy if the wrong people say it, but like it's real. It's a real word now.
Speaker 12:
[35:19] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[35:19] And I think Max saying is the same. What else does he say? Mogging.
Speaker 4:
[35:23] Oh, mogging.
Speaker 3:
[35:24] Yeah. So like walk around and be like, let's mog you, let's mog people. It's basically just walking around and looking better than other people.
Speaker 4:
[35:33] Did you see that China, they just deleted any influencer that flaunts their wealth. They just deleted their accounts.
Speaker 7:
[35:42] Whoa.
Speaker 4:
[35:43] Whoa.
Speaker 7:
[35:43] That's crazy.
Speaker 4:
[35:44] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[35:45] How do you, how do you delete it so fast? Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[35:52] I'm like curious. How do you?
Speaker 4:
[35:55] They took down posts. They got rid of-
Speaker 3:
[35:57] Like MrBeast. Yeah. Fair? Or not fair?
Speaker 5:
[36:02] I don't think that's fair.
Speaker 4:
[36:03] I wouldn't say he flaunts it.
Speaker 3:
[36:05] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[36:05] He's not like unboxing Hermes every day.
Speaker 3:
[36:07] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[36:08] He's not like showing off, but maybe. I don't know what the rules are.
Speaker 3:
[36:14] When you say that, I think of like just a rich kid. Yeah. That's like all the content is, yeah, unboxing Hermes. And there's no other content. But speaking of Jimmy, MrBeast, I've just watched his last YouTube video. It's got to be one of my favorite MrBeast videos. Have you seen it?
Speaker 4:
[36:32] No. What was it?
Speaker 3:
[36:33] The grocery store video.
Speaker 5:
[36:34] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[36:34] I heard about this.
Speaker 3:
[36:35] It's so good. So it's basically he buys a grocery store.
Speaker 5:
[36:38] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[36:40] And all these random people are shopping there. I'm sure they know they're being filmed, but I don't think they know what they're being filmed for. I don't think they know it's a MrBeast production. I'm sure some people think it is or whatever. Then he comes on intercom and he's like, last to leave this store, I'm going to give you $250,000. Which is fucking, it's very standard for a MrBeast video. But the crazy part is all these people went shopping and they didn't know that it was going to be one of their last time stepping outside for the next 60 days. So now for the next 60, I think it's 67 days, people are battling it out. It goes down to like 20, 10, and it goes down to four people in this grocery store. Grocery store is completely destroyed, like completely. Like it does not look like a grocery store anymore. Everything, they've removed the piping to use as to like shower and all this kind of stuff. It does not look normal. And then Jimmy comes back to the four people that are left and he goes, instead of working against each other, why don't you guys team up and I'll give you guys a million dollars. I'm going to refill the entire grocery store to how it started. And if you can eat your way through it, I'll give you guys each $250,000 because there's four of them. Okay. And they go, okay, fine. Yes, yes, yes. And then Jimmy just turns to the camera and goes, see you in a year. And the video ends.
Speaker 9:
[37:57] Wow. It's crazy.
Speaker 3:
[37:58] It was the craziest end. I'm like, that's... Like these four people went shopping at this grocery store. And that was it. Yeah. Yeah. They're going to be in there for a year and two months. And they had no idea. They just thought they were going in there to buy a Snickers. Another in this grocery store. They're still to this day stuck in that grocery store.
Speaker 7:
[38:21] I can't imagine, Jay. Like I try.
Speaker 4:
[38:24] What would you do?
Speaker 7:
[38:24] Because I feel confident I would win one of those challenges.
Speaker 4:
[38:28] OK. Dave, you got to get them on there.
Speaker 7:
[38:30] I'm like, dude, I mean, this was like once you got to like day 20, I'm like, shit, this is getting real.
Speaker 4:
[38:35] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[38:36] You could see it just like how tired everyone's getting. And I'm just like, and like.
Speaker 4:
[38:43] You want to make a plea to Mr. Beast right now?
Speaker 5:
[38:44] Imagine.
Speaker 7:
[38:45] I think he's crazy.
Speaker 5:
[38:46] Would you do that, John? Wait for 250k. Would you stay in a grocery store and eat it all for a year?
Speaker 7:
[38:50] Damn. That's a tough one.
Speaker 3:
[38:52] It's really, I did the math.
Speaker 7:
[38:53] It's a tough one.
Speaker 3:
[38:54] 250 is good. Unlike a regular grocery store, it's, with four people, each of you would have to eat 10,000 calories a day for a year to eat through a regular grocery store.
Speaker 4:
[39:06] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:
[39:07] Chachi Petey told me that. Chachi Petey was like, this question doesn't make any sense. The grocery stores are all sizes, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the tough part is like who's eating the gross stuff? Who's eating the tuna? Who's eating the mayo? Tuna.
Speaker 5:
[39:19] Tuna and the mayo are like not gross at all.
Speaker 7:
[39:21] Obviously, we know who's going to eat tuna and mayo over there.
Speaker 3:
[39:23] Yeah. So Natalie's good. Natalie's eating the mayo. But it's like tubs of it.
Speaker 4:
[39:27] John, I'll get the tuna.
Speaker 5:
[39:28] You put it on a sandwich.
Speaker 3:
[39:30] But it's like, it's kind of crazy. Like you have one bag, a big bag of hot Cheetos.
Speaker 4:
[39:34] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[39:34] That's like, what, 8,000 calories.
Speaker 7:
[39:36] No, no, no. It's like 1,200, 1,500.
Speaker 3:
[39:39] A big bag.
Speaker 5:
[39:40] Family size bag.
Speaker 3:
[39:41] Family size bag.
Speaker 5:
[39:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7:
[39:42] Like, we could find 2,000.
Speaker 5:
[39:43] It's not 15. No, John.
Speaker 3:
[39:45] No, it's not. It's like 5,000 to 8,000.
Speaker 4:
[39:47] It doesn't sound plausible.
Speaker 5:
[39:49] No, it doesn't. There's got to be something.
Speaker 7:
[39:50] Guys, half the bag, if you open up a family size, half of it is air. I mean, it's-
Speaker 4:
[39:55] I forgot we were talking to you.
Speaker 3:
[39:57] Yeah. John looks at the calorie count, but then divides it by half because half of the bag is air. So it says the bag's 1,000 calories, but the bag is not filled up all the way. Therefore, only 500. It would be funny if I told you to math.
Speaker 5:
[40:13] I have a question.
Speaker 3:
[40:14] Yeah. Go ahead.
Speaker 5:
[40:17] Where do you put your penis when you poop?
Speaker 3:
[40:21] I put it in my pocket.
Speaker 5:
[40:22] What do you mean that?
Speaker 4:
[40:22] Great question.
Speaker 3:
[40:22] I put it in my pocket.
Speaker 5:
[40:23] Thank you.
Speaker 4:
[40:24] Good question for a girl.
Speaker 5:
[40:25] Thank you.
Speaker 4:
[40:25] That's a very good question.
Speaker 5:
[40:26] I was thinking about it.
Speaker 3:
[40:27] I'm shocked that this isn't a question that's asked more. Because even when she asked me, I was like, where does it go?
Speaker 5:
[40:34] Do you hold it up or you just let it dangle down there?
Speaker 3:
[40:39] Well, here's a lot of times.
Speaker 5:
[40:40] I'm the woman here. I don't know why you're being so insecure about this question.
Speaker 3:
[40:43] Because I don't like to talk about poop. I only like to talk about poop when you're doing it. Well, I don't poop, but let's say I did.
Speaker 4:
[40:52] You don't?
Speaker 5:
[40:53] Hypothetically speaking.
Speaker 3:
[40:54] You can't really hold it because most of the time, 95 percent of the time, you're also peeing.
Speaker 5:
[41:01] At the same time?
Speaker 3:
[41:02] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[41:02] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[41:03] Oh, no, no, no. That's not true.
Speaker 3:
[41:05] Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5:
[41:05] What?
Speaker 3:
[41:05] Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4:
[41:06] It's peeing and pooping at the same time.
Speaker 7:
[41:08] Yes. Sometimes it comes out at the same time. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[41:10] It's not 90 percent of the time though.
Speaker 7:
[41:13] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[41:14] You go to the bathroom, you sit down, maybe pee first, and then you poop.
Speaker 7:
[41:17] No, no. Sometimes it alternates.
Speaker 4:
[41:19] It's not happening at the same time.
Speaker 3:
[41:21] Yeah, but sometimes it comes out. I don't want to keep talking about it. Whatever. What are the percentages?
Speaker 4:
[41:26] I will say you're right in some ways. Have you ever been in a urinal and someone pees and they fart?
Speaker 3:
[41:30] That's backwards.
Speaker 4:
[41:32] But no, I think it is connected.
Speaker 3:
[41:34] It's connected. No, but I'm saying like you don't pee and then poop every time. Like I don't go to the urinal and my guy got to go number two.
Speaker 4:
[41:40] Oh, no, no, I'm saying you fart at the urinal. You'll hear a guy farting at the urinal.
Speaker 3:
[41:44] Well, let's chalk it up as yes.
Speaker 4:
[41:45] Because he's letting go of the pee and then it's the same muscle.
Speaker 3:
[41:48] Anyway, yeah, I hold my dick.
Speaker 5:
[41:50] You hold it?
Speaker 3:
[41:51] Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 5:
[41:52] Is that normal?
Speaker 4:
[41:52] I know.
Speaker 3:
[41:53] I'm totally kidding.
Speaker 5:
[41:54] Oh, my God.
Speaker 4:
[41:55] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[41:56] I think I just wanted John to look at me. John looked at Jason because he was like, oh, shit, everyone's holding their dick.
Speaker 7:
[42:01] I'm like, I let that shit just do whatever.
Speaker 4:
[42:04] You don't have to really worry about it.
Speaker 3:
[42:06] No, you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 5:
[42:06] It doesn't touch? It doesn't touch? You're clitoris.
Speaker 3:
[42:10] You made her sound like a fucking dinosaur.
Speaker 5:
[42:12] It's not hanging down to my asshole.
Speaker 3:
[42:14] Yeah, when you're clitoris touches your megasaurus.
Speaker 5:
[42:19] Wait, have you ever had poop touch it?
Speaker 3:
[42:21] It doesn't work like that. It's not possible.
Speaker 5:
[42:23] Okay. Oh, it's like you have a tiny dick.
Speaker 3:
[42:25] No, my penis is massive. No, it's just not possible. We're not like really connected, but that is a really good question. I would think that like more. Can I just say something that's also gross?
Speaker 7:
[42:38] Why are you making such eye contact with me right now?
Speaker 3:
[42:41] Well, because I said this in the group chat and I'm just going to read my chat and I'm not even going to say it's me saying it.
Speaker 7:
[42:47] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[42:47] I'm going to even keep all this in. I'm pretending someone else said it because I think it's gross and I don't want to talk about it. Okay. Ready? Here we go.
Speaker 5:
[42:54] This is like your boy group chat, your boyfriends.
Speaker 3:
[42:56] Yeah. This is what we talk about. Someone said this. I just looked up what squirting is. It's actually mainly P, like since when, question mark. I think I knew that, but now that I've seen it written, it's kind of confusing.
Speaker 5:
[43:08] Oh, that's you.
Speaker 3:
[43:09] Someone said that.
Speaker 4:
[43:13] So you just found out that.
Speaker 5:
[43:15] Wait, how did you just find that out? We already found that out. We found that out before. We were on that porn site like five years ago.
Speaker 4:
[43:20] We talked about this. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[43:21] Really?
Speaker 4:
[43:22] I think you forgot.
Speaker 3:
[43:23] I must have forgotten.
Speaker 4:
[43:24] I think you've asked me this before.
Speaker 5:
[43:27] I mean, it's like a little combination, but it's...
Speaker 3:
[43:28] John, did you know that? Did you know this, John? Yeah. Really? Like full blown? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess I had no idea.
Speaker 5:
[43:35] Really?
Speaker 3:
[43:35] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[43:36] You just thought...
Speaker 3:
[43:37] I must have forgotten.
Speaker 5:
[43:38] Yeah, you must have.
Speaker 3:
[43:39] I thought it was like different, like a little bit like of a different situation, but...
Speaker 7:
[43:42] I thought it was a little bit different. I thought it was more like, you know, feminine water.
Speaker 3:
[43:46] That's what I thought. I thought that's what it was. I thought it was like, oh, just female water. Good product name.
Speaker 5:
[43:52] Yeah, feminine water.
Speaker 7:
[43:53] It's not pee, it's feminine water.
Speaker 3:
[43:55] It's just... Because pee is disgusting.
Speaker 7:
[43:57] Yeah, exactly. It's gross. It smells.
Speaker 4:
[43:58] Pee is sterile.
Speaker 7:
[43:59] Feminine water.
Speaker 3:
[44:00] I know, Mr. Fucking, you'll drink anything.
Speaker 4:
[44:05] I was trying to get a bit.
Speaker 3:
[44:09] Yeah, okay. Well, I'm glad we cleared that up. Also for the listeners, can you let us know if you knew that? I feel like that's like a thing that like many people don't know.
Speaker 5:
[44:17] No, I'm sure it's not like common, common knowledge, but like if you ever inquired, yeah, it's like, that's the majority of what it is. There is a little feminine water in there.
Speaker 3:
[44:24] Do you want to know anything about men?
Speaker 5:
[44:26] I'm going to think of some more things and I'll get back to you guys for the next pod.
Speaker 3:
[44:29] Jay, do you want to know anything about like being younger and like what is it like? I know you've done it, but I'm just like, do you remember it?
Speaker 4:
[44:35] Yeah, why are you such idiots?
Speaker 3:
[44:39] Have you gone, have you had a colonoscopy yet?
Speaker 4:
[44:43] No.
Speaker 3:
[44:44] No, that's coming.
Speaker 4:
[44:45] I got to go do that.
Speaker 7:
[44:46] Wait, you've never? Is it your time now? Jay, you're like really like over, like you're due like 15 years ago, I feel like.
Speaker 3:
[44:56] Do you do it in your 50s?
Speaker 4:
[44:57] Yeah, you're supposed to do it in your 40s.
Speaker 7:
[44:59] I'm sorry, what do they do?
Speaker 3:
[45:01] Is it super invasive or is it?
Speaker 4:
[45:03] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[45:03] It feels like one of those things that sounds scarier than it is. Like a root canal.
Speaker 7:
[45:07] I don't think it's scary.
Speaker 4:
[45:08] It's just a pain in the ass. You have to like not eat it.
Speaker 7:
[45:10] Pain in the ass.
Speaker 4:
[45:13] Yeah, I should go do that. I've been checking...
Speaker 3:
[45:16] Can we go with you?
Speaker 4:
[45:18] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[45:19] Really?
Speaker 4:
[45:19] Sure. But I don't think it will be like fun for you. They like knock you out.
Speaker 7:
[45:23] What? No, I thought they just... Wait, they knock you out?
Speaker 4:
[45:26] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[45:26] Are you just like up doggy style?
Speaker 4:
[45:29] Yeah, you're just like on your side and they like stick a thing.
Speaker 5:
[45:31] Stick the tube up.
Speaker 3:
[45:32] Oh, okay. I thought you're like doggy and they like, they like lily reach around and they like finger butt.
Speaker 5:
[45:38] No, that's different.
Speaker 4:
[45:39] That's your dream.
Speaker 3:
[45:41] I don't even want one anymore. Oh, man.
Speaker 4:
[45:48] I've been taking a weight loss shot.
Speaker 5:
[45:50] Oh, yeah?
Speaker 3:
[45:51] When's it kick in?
Speaker 6:
[45:54] Ah, dude!
Speaker 7:
[45:56] Quick with it.
Speaker 4:
[45:59] I can't tell you how good it is.
Speaker 5:
[46:01] Really?
Speaker 4:
[46:01] It's the best.
Speaker 3:
[46:03] What's like an ozempic?
Speaker 4:
[46:04] It's like ozempic. It's not ozempic. It's trisapotide. But it's like, you know how people are addicted to alcohol? I'm addicted to food and it's like, we went out last night and this big chocolate cake came out and I was like, oh, I don't want it. It's crazy.
Speaker 3:
[46:21] I don't know how I feel about that, Jay.
Speaker 4:
[46:23] But I'm not saying it's good for you. I'm not saying it's good for anybody but me. I'm just saying me. For somebody that can't say no, that can't stop eating, it changed my life.
Speaker 3:
[46:34] Really?
Speaker 4:
[46:35] Fucking amazing. Yeah. So good. I would eat myself sick.
Speaker 3:
[46:39] But you don't miss the cravings of food? When do you eat?
Speaker 4:
[46:45] I mean, I eat, but you can just only eat so much. Let's say you sit down to Taylor's sandwich. You just start eating it and you're like, this is good and then you're just like, oh, I can't eat anymore. It's crazy.
Speaker 3:
[46:57] Oh no, Taylor will be fucking pissed. I can never take her eyes up aside.
Speaker 4:
[47:01] Well, you don't need to take it. You don't have a food problem.
Speaker 5:
[47:03] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[47:03] I kind of do.
Speaker 5:
[47:04] But your metabolism is fine.
Speaker 4:
[47:06] But you don't get up in the middle of the night and eat.
Speaker 3:
[47:08] I will say what the Zeela thing did for me, I know I talk shit about a lot, but really my appetite is so gone.
Speaker 4:
[47:13] Oh, really?
Speaker 3:
[47:14] Yeah. I used to eat like a fucking insane maniac.
Speaker 4:
[47:18] That's interesting.
Speaker 3:
[47:18] I used to eat every night without fail, one to two AM, either pasta or Taco Bell, one or the other.
Speaker 5:
[47:23] I used to do the same.
Speaker 3:
[47:24] It's gone away. It has not gone away for you after ZILA?
Speaker 5:
[47:27] Oh, my God. For sure.
Speaker 3:
[47:28] Yeah. OK. So it did level me out. But I've been stressed again because we're shooting the vlogs.
Speaker 5:
[47:34] Oh, I've been eating like a fucking pig this past week. No, me, me, me.
Speaker 4:
[47:39] What have you been eating?
Speaker 3:
[47:40] We went to Saddle Ranch and we were waiting to shoot the bit. And I was so stressed. When the mozzarella sticks came out, the nachos, I wasn't even enjoying it. I was just putting it in my mouth because I needed to fucking chatter my teeth onto something.
Speaker 7:
[47:51] Dude, I remembered when Nat's order. I came to the house and I looked at the fucking list. I'm like, damn.
Speaker 3:
[47:58] I went to get the triple dipper.
Speaker 7:
[48:00] She didn't get just the dessert. She also got mango sticky rice with her pad thai.
Speaker 5:
[48:05] I got two orders of the noodles and a mango sticky rice and three pints of ice cream the other night.
Speaker 7:
[48:11] I was like, damn.
Speaker 5:
[48:12] Thank God.
Speaker 3:
[48:12] You didn't eat the pints of ice cream.
Speaker 5:
[48:13] No, I didn't. But I did eat. I got three pints of ice cream for later.
Speaker 3:
[48:17] She delivered it accidentally to my house. Oh no. I was threatening her to eat it. I was like, I'm going to eat it. And I should have eaten it.
Speaker 5:
[48:26] What?
Speaker 3:
[48:26] Oh my God.
Speaker 5:
[48:27] It was incredible. Did you send it to her? That ice cream sundae was the best I've ever had.
Speaker 3:
[48:31] John was FaceTiming her and I was holding the ice cream in my hand, going over to the drawers to get a spoonful.
Speaker 5:
[48:35] And taunting me on FaceTime.
Speaker 3:
[48:37] Yeah. And she said, if you eat that, I swear to God I'm going to fucking cut you. She was pissed, but I couldn't do it. The one thing I can't come in between is Natalie and her food. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[48:45] And like I-
Speaker 3:
[48:46] Do you remember the one time I took your food hostage?
Speaker 5:
[48:49] In Chicago.
Speaker 3:
[48:50] Yeah. Yeah. That's so good. You lost your shit. Natalie wouldn't go out with us. And I went down to the lobby and I intercepted her order, because I knew she was going to order-
Speaker 5:
[48:59] It was an order for my- my mom and I were like going to have-
Speaker 4:
[49:01] Oh, I remember this, the Chinese food.
Speaker 5:
[49:03] Yes, the Chinese food. We were going to watch a movie in a nice hotel and like spend time together. And then fucking David went down to the lobby and took the food from the bell and pretended it was his and held it hostage until I came and spoke to him.
Speaker 4:
[49:15] This is the stuff you got to film, man.
Speaker 3:
[49:18] It was so good. That's the stuff people want. We were with all our hometown friends, too. So they were, we were like the, I put the table on the food. It was like Mike, Nick, where are you there, John?
Speaker 5:
[49:26] I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 3:
[49:27] And we were all, the food was on the table and I kind of spread it out and I was like, okay, who's going to take the first bite? We were really scared to because like you don't come in between Natalie and her food.
Speaker 5:
[49:38] No.
Speaker 3:
[49:38] And Natalie was like, if you take a bite of that food, I have your credit card. I'm buying myself a bag in that moment.
Speaker 5:
[49:46] I'm getting a Chanel right now.
Speaker 3:
[49:47] That's really fair. So I didn't touch the bag or I didn't touch the food. I'm like, okay, that real recognize real. And her mom came back to pick up the food.
Speaker 5:
[49:57] Yeah, I sent my mom down to David's room to get the food. If I went, he would have like probably held me hostage.
Speaker 3:
[50:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a really smart move. And the last thing I need in my room is Natalie's mom.
Speaker 5:
[50:06] Yeah, and he would never open the door. Did you talk to her for 10 minutes?
Speaker 3:
[50:09] No, I put the food right outside the door.
Speaker 4:
[50:10] Oh, I probably should have stepped back.
Speaker 3:
[50:13] I'm just gonna let the Wolverine come.
Speaker 7:
[50:16] You couldn't even make eye contact with her. You just left that outside.
Speaker 3:
[50:20] No, no, no, not at all. So funny. All right, guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Thank you for joining us. Jason Nash, thanks for being here. Go check out his daily vlogs. Go check out John. Go check out Natalie. See you guys soon.
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