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Speaker 4:
[01:06] I'm really curious because I think there's something environmental happening to me and my family, so I'm trying to figure it out. Within the last year, me and my two daughters who were pregnant at the time, one is still pregnant, and this just happened two days ago, have all gotten kidney stones, like within a year. Like, how does that happen? Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 5:
[01:28] You're not drinking enough water.
Speaker 4:
[01:29] I drink a ton of water, so that's not true.
Speaker 5:
[01:32] Whoa! Next.
Speaker 6:
[01:33] Ah, there's a man.
Speaker 4:
[01:35] But somebody did say it has to do with caffeine.
Speaker 6:
[01:39] Caffeine is a big one. Caffeine was a no-no. Salts, dad had to end up getting on like a super specific diet.
Speaker 4:
[01:46] Did he have multiple?
Speaker 6:
[01:48] Yeah, and he only had one kidney. So that was...
Speaker 4:
[01:51] Really?
Speaker 6:
[01:52] Yeah, he's only born with one.
Speaker 7:
[01:54] Or you're drinking too much milk.
Speaker 6:
[01:57] Yeah, it's calcium. It's basically salt deposits.
Speaker 5:
[02:02] Every doctor I've ever heard has said if you have kidney stone, you don't drink enough water.
Speaker 4:
[02:08] I get that, but I do drink a lot of water. But I do drink caffeine and...
Speaker 6:
[02:14] Drink a lot of energy drinks too?
Speaker 4:
[02:15] Not as much, but I do every now and then. I'm off on... I'm just so scared to get it again. And my daughters are really scared.
Speaker 6:
[02:23] How'd that feel?
Speaker 4:
[02:24] Have y'all ever had one?
Speaker 6:
[02:25] No, but I remember seeing my dad.
Speaker 4:
[02:27] So I have proof now. So anybody, this is for y'all too, you, in case you have a kid. I asked my daughter, Merritt, who she's since had her baby and everything's fine. She was pregnant though, when this happened, she ended up in the hospital. And I said, all right, after she had the baby, which she had, not a C-section, she had the baby. I said, what was worse? Which was worse? She said, kidney stone all day long.
Speaker 5:
[02:53] Oh, oh, I don't know. There you go. Phil had one and hey, I mean, he literally is just, he had one knee at the stupid receptionist's window.
Speaker 4:
[03:04] Oh, I remember.
Speaker 5:
[03:05] She's wanting to say, hey, we need insurance. We need to fill up paperwork. Phil said, no, I need somebody to kill this pain. He said, I've got.
Speaker 4:
[03:14] Were you there in church when he was teaching and he started going, were you there that Sunday when he had his. Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:
[03:21] No, this is when it all came to a hit.
Speaker 4:
[03:23] True story. Were you there?
Speaker 6:
[03:24] That story. No, but I heard about it.
Speaker 4:
[03:26] I was there. I was a witness to this. He's talking and he was like, it's hard for me to not do it, stand up, but he was like, you could tell something was wrong. And it was like, why does he act in the way? You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:
[03:38] I'm just watching him move.
Speaker 4:
[03:39] And it was like, he kept moving in a weird way. He looked like Aunt Jan, honestly, how she used to be kind of, you know, fidgety. And it's just like, what is wrong with him? Well, after like 10 or 15 minutes, he drops down to his knees.
Speaker 5:
[03:53] He actually goes to his knees.
Speaker 4:
[03:55] And he doesn't have a mic, it's like a classroom, you know? And so he's on his knee, everybody's still kind of like, oh, well, maybe he's gonna, I kept thinking, oh, he's gonna say something about prayer, your knees. I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[04:05] Jep's like, metaphor.
Speaker 5:
[04:07] Yeah, he was talking, he didn't even send it. He just went to his knees.
Speaker 4:
[04:11] Well, then he lays down.
Speaker 2:
[04:13] That's when a guy, he's laid down on his stomach. And it's Phil Robertson, and he's still preaching.
Speaker 4:
[04:19] He's still got his Bible in front of him, but he's laid on his stomach.
Speaker 8:
[04:21] So everybody's like, It's still talking.
Speaker 4:
[04:23] Wait a second.
Speaker 5:
[04:24] It's still talking.
Speaker 4:
[04:25] There's a weird going on. And one of the dudes, I think like an elder or something, like an older guy was like, Phil, are you okay? Like, and he's still going, he's like, Phil, Phil, you can stop talking, like what's happening? My back, something's wrong with my back. And then he was like, let's go to the hospital. So that's, well, I guess where he ended up. Yeah, that story, but that's wild.
Speaker 5:
[04:47] I don't know, what got me was, you could tell the man was in pain, serious pain. And this woman is sitting there talking about, we gotta get you insurance cards and all this junk filled out. He said, I don't need to do none of that. I need somebody to shoot me with something to kill this pain.
Speaker 4:
[05:04] Well, where it starts is kind of in your nethers. And then-
Speaker 7:
[05:09] Your nethers?
Speaker 4:
[05:10] Your nethers, nether region.
Speaker 7:
[05:12] Oh.
Speaker 4:
[05:13] Yeah, somewhere down in there. I don't know exactly where. That was very painful. But I could have lived with that pain. That was for like a couple hours. And I was like, it was real bad, but I was like, okay, man, something's happening. I don't know what. Then there is a distinct thing that happens when that thing makes it to your ureter. I go, whatever travel from. Yeah. When that thing starts in your back, you can't do it. It's impossible.
Speaker 6:
[05:40] You just pass it or do you have to go get like the lithoterms? I passed it.
Speaker 4:
[05:43] I was rolling around on the ground and Jessica was like, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 6:
[05:47] How did it feel when it come out? Just that relief?
Speaker 4:
[05:50] Exactly what happened is this, it's kind of a good story. I'll make it short. So I'm in the hospital. I'm rolling around on the ground. I don't remember that. Just said, I kept saying, why won't they help me? Why won't they help me? I don't remember saying that.
Speaker 7:
[06:00] It is like childbirth.
Speaker 4:
[06:02] Yeah. And so then-
Speaker 6:
[06:04] I need an epidural.
Speaker 4:
[06:06] They shoot me full of feel good stuff. So I'm like, okay, I'm okay now. They take me down, they do a scan. As they're wheeling me back to the wheelchair, I get a phone call and I look and it's my buddy, Blake McGee, who is a doctor, who was happened to be working that day. And I answer the phone and he's like, how are you doing buddy? And I'm like, what? Not good. He's like, well, I just looked at your scan. It just happened like a minute before. I got a little nice service there, that was nice. But he's just my buddy. And I'm like, what's wrong with me? And he's like, you got a two millimeter kidney stone in your, he said, now it's in your bladder.
Speaker 5:
[06:44] In your track.
Speaker 4:
[06:46] Yeah, he said, it's in your bladder now. It was, he said that pain you were feeling is running through that thing. And I was like, he said, now you have to pass it. And I said, no. I think I said something worse than no, right?
Speaker 2:
[06:58] No, it was a little light. Had an adjective or an adverb before it.
Speaker 4:
[07:03] I mean, sorry, I was in a lot of pain.
Speaker 6:
[07:05] Oh, it happened.
Speaker 4:
[07:06] He said, no, no, no, that part's easy. I said, no, no, no, I can't do it.
Speaker 2:
[07:09] I can't, just can't.
Speaker 4:
[07:11] If I get that same pain in that part, I'm done, I'll take death. That's fine, I'll go be with Jesus. Like I was ready to hang it up.
Speaker 6:
[07:19] I'm done, boys.
Speaker 4:
[07:20] And he was like, no, dude, trust me, you've done the hard part. It's not going to be that bad. And it wasn't.
Speaker 7:
[07:26] Oh man.
Speaker 4:
[07:27] The hard part is in the back.
Speaker 7:
[07:29] Well, the most important question I know all of our listeners are wondering. Do you still have it?
Speaker 4:
[07:36] The kidney stone?
Speaker 7:
[07:37] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[07:37] I mean, no, it's gone.
Speaker 7:
[07:39] You didn't keep it?
Speaker 4:
[07:40] Oh, no. No, it went right in the toilet. I flushed it. I didn't reach in there. I was like, I cursed that thing for everything.
Speaker 8:
[07:50] I would have kept it.
Speaker 6:
[07:51] That's where the nerd in me would have caught it.
Speaker 2:
[07:53] I would have believed this thing.
Speaker 5:
[07:54] I will tell you what it's like.
Speaker 8:
[07:56] Have you had one? No, no.
Speaker 5:
[07:57] I will tell you. I've seen one. I've seen one though.
Speaker 8:
[08:01] You saw one?
Speaker 5:
[08:03] In the jar.
Speaker 8:
[08:04] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[08:04] It's just like if you go the ocean and go to the coral reef, and you break off of, say, the size of a marble. Oh, I'm serious. The one I'm looking at, hey.
Speaker 6:
[08:18] A marble ain't coming through there.
Speaker 5:
[08:19] Oh no.
Speaker 6:
[08:20] No chance.
Speaker 8:
[08:21] Yeah, it will.
Speaker 6:
[08:21] No chance.
Speaker 5:
[08:22] It'll come through there and be a lot of fun.
Speaker 8:
[08:26] I'm serious.
Speaker 5:
[08:27] I'm serious.
Speaker 7:
[08:28] At one point, a marble could have, whenever you had your thing.
Speaker 6:
[08:33] No, them were not connected. I mean, I could have held a marble, but I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2:
[08:38] It still wasn't coming out that way.
Speaker 5:
[08:40] The guy that showed me the one that come out of him, it would be a Pee-Wee marble, but it was a marble.
Speaker 6:
[08:48] I watched my dad do them things, I'm not lying, man.
Speaker 5:
[08:50] It looked just like, hey, if you picked it up and squeezed it, it would cut you.
Speaker 8:
[08:59] Yeah, that's true. It's fine.
Speaker 5:
[09:02] It's just like ball wreath.
Speaker 6:
[09:04] It's a big ball of salt.
Speaker 5:
[09:05] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[09:06] That's terrible.
Speaker 5:
[09:08] Oh no. Hey, I've heard numerous people say just what he said, about it was a woman that passed it. When they asked her which one was worse, childbirth was a piece of cake.
Speaker 6:
[09:24] Yeah, dad, one time.
Speaker 5:
[09:25] Childbirth was a piece of cake.
Speaker 4:
[09:26] I don't think that. I think childbirth.
Speaker 5:
[09:28] No, I'm serious.
Speaker 6:
[09:29] That's pretty brutal.
Speaker 5:
[09:30] That's what the woman said.
Speaker 4:
[09:31] It's just for my daughter, she said it was worse.
Speaker 7:
[09:34] Google confirms a lot of people say that.
Speaker 6:
[09:36] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[09:37] And by people, I mean women, because they're the only ones that go through both.
Speaker 6:
[09:40] Well, yeah, they...
Speaker 7:
[09:42] We can't.
Speaker 6:
[09:43] No matter how much you want to, guys, can't ever...
Speaker 5:
[09:45] You know, every time it moved, it would touch you.
Speaker 6:
[09:46] Don't care if it's 2026.
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Speaker 7:
[11:32] Well, last time Jep was on, he's like, oh yeah, come see Gus play right up the road. And I was like, Ted, come it, we're going to get our teeth bit in, beat in by Gus.
Speaker 6:
[11:40] And?
Speaker 7:
[11:41] Well, that didn't happen.
Speaker 6:
[11:42] There you go. So you get to gloat a little.
Speaker 7:
[11:45] I'm not going to, because before the game, it was kind of like the little giants. It was like, remember that one time?
Speaker 8:
[11:52] And then the one time happened last night.
Speaker 6:
[11:54] So y'all played Spike.
Speaker 7:
[11:58] We had two kids get a hit that have never gotten a hit in their life.
Speaker 6:
[12:02] Well, good for them.
Speaker 7:
[12:03] Ben's hit his first fair ball in the history of his life.
Speaker 6:
[12:05] Say what?
Speaker 7:
[12:06] We had one kid get on base and he looked at me and goes, I've never been on base before. And it was just like-
Speaker 5:
[12:11] Yeah, what do I do, coach?
Speaker 7:
[12:13] We are on fire. That was amazing. And then, you know, Lindsey, Corey's old retired assistant, she, her son came in and-
Speaker 6:
[12:24] Juttered down?
Speaker 7:
[12:24] That boy can pitch. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[12:26] Oh, Douglas. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[12:27] Douglas can pitch.
Speaker 6:
[12:28] Me and Douglas played a lot of hours of wiffle ball up here.
Speaker 7:
[12:31] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[12:31] Douglas is salty.
Speaker 7:
[12:32] Yeah. So once we accidentally got the lead, Douglas took the mound.
Speaker 6:
[12:38] That's y'all's first dub?
Speaker 7:
[12:40] Yes. And we will, I will keep the people informed of the second one, but we'll see when it happens.
Speaker 6:
[12:48] Is that y'all's first loss?
Speaker 7:
[12:49] No.
Speaker 4:
[12:50] No, we had lost. I was not, we were not here though. Guston play. I was in Texas last week, but there you go.
Speaker 7:
[12:57] It was cool though, because I was talking to the other coaches and we all had like everybody learned. And that's what we talked about that last time.
Speaker 6:
[13:04] Like these kids, well, that's the objective of nine and 10 year old baseball.
Speaker 7:
[13:09] Although Ben's last night on the way home, he said, Dad, I think if I ever play a professional sport, it will be baseball. I was like, we might want to get a base hit before we talk about playing the Astros.
Speaker 4:
[13:20] Well, weirdly enough, I had the same conversations with Gus, which, you know, maybe he could possibly, but I'm like, but he also talks about, oh, I can hit it over the fence. I'm like, well, you got to do it. You can say all day, well, I can do this. Well, then do it.
Speaker 7:
[13:34] Gus does have a man swing though. It's beautiful.
Speaker 6:
[13:38] I remember them days, man, nine and 10 year old.
Speaker 7:
[13:40] That was fun.
Speaker 6:
[13:41] That was a good time. That was a good time of life.
Speaker 7:
[13:42] You know what, you know what's weird? I actually, one of my favorite things growing up was playing first base. I had more fun coaching first base last night than I've had in a long time. I was just having the time of my life.
Speaker 6:
[13:54] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[13:54] When that kid looked at me and said, I've never been on base before. I was like, I was ready to run through a wall.
Speaker 6:
[14:01] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[14:02] It was fun though.
Speaker 6:
[14:03] I did whenever me and Jay coached, when Cole was doing it, he recruited me as a coach. I was first base coach. Really what I was, I was like good cop, bad cop. And you generally think Jay's be the bad cop. But on this one, he went total good cop. So I was a coach that like stayed on the umpires a little bit so that Jay could go win them over, you know? Yeah. That's kind of my role in the whole thing.
Speaker 7:
[14:24] I'm good cop.
Speaker 6:
[14:25] Oh, good times at the youth ballpark.
Speaker 7:
[14:28] Yeah, I was hoping Si would show up, but no, did anybody tell you? That's on us. I didn't know we were playing Gus till we got there. So we would have got you there, Si. You should umpire baseball games.
Speaker 6:
[14:40] No, he ain't fast enough.
Speaker 7:
[14:42] He's got the new eyes, though.
Speaker 6:
[14:44] And teeth.
Speaker 5:
[14:45] I ain't going to run to the base. I'll be over here in a rocking chair looking at someone. He's out.
Speaker 4:
[14:52] He's out. Actually, I want to tell y'all the funniest thing that's happened this whole baseball season. It was funny. So we got our main coach. His name is Dakota. Really like him. Fine gentleman. And he's great about it. He just wants to teach them, doesn't go to, you know, like, you got to do this. And then we have this other coach, I can't think, Clay, I think maybe it's his name. Anyway, so at the end of one of the practices, they were having the kids run bases and they had two teams. This was like two weeks ago. And Dakota is a heavy set gentleman. Now, and I found this out later. He did, I think, play baseball in college, which kind of makes sense.
Speaker 6:
[15:37] He's a full-blown, mature athlete.
Speaker 4:
[15:39] Yeah, and it just, but if you looked at him, you'd think, you know, oh, you played baseball. Okay. You know, you wouldn't for sure know that for sure.
Speaker 7:
[15:48] Gus just moved down the line up if he wants to.
Speaker 4:
[15:52] So he tells the other coach who is fit, and like, you would think this guy probably played sports in college. That's what you would think. And he said, hey, on this last one, let's me and you run. And you could tell the other coach who was the fit one said, oh, okay, yeah, we can do that. And I said, you boys watch out, you know, don't pull a hammy thinking, you know, that can happen.
Speaker 5:
[16:15] Don't hurt yourself.
Speaker 4:
[16:17] So all the kids running, it's a tight race. Well, let me tell you something, when Dakota starts running, I have never seen a big man run that fast in my life. It was like he was gliding and that belly didn't slow him down at all. And he was way faster than the athlete.
Speaker 8:
[16:37] And I was like, oh my God, I'm screaming and his wife is looking at me.
Speaker 2:
[16:42] And I said, you still got grease in them wheels, buddy.
Speaker 4:
[16:45] And I mean, I was so shocked, it's the best thing that ever happened. I don't even care about what the kids are doing.
Speaker 5:
[16:52] I like it. You still got grease in them wheels, buddy, run. Oh, that's-
Speaker 2:
[16:58] After the practice, I kept talking.
Speaker 4:
[17:00] He got so tickled because I kept at it. I was like, no, wait a second. Do you run? Do you sprint often like that? You know, how do you do in what you're doing? And he just thought it was the funniest thing. He said, Oh, I've always been fast. I was like, you are fast.
Speaker 8:
[17:14] That's great.
Speaker 7:
[17:15] We did that same thing. And I was, I rounded first and I was-
Speaker 6:
[17:19] But you ain't fast.
Speaker 7:
[17:20] No, but I felt fast. And I was like-
Speaker 6:
[17:23] Because the bases are short.
Speaker 5:
[17:24] That's all that matters.
Speaker 7:
[17:24] I still got it.
Speaker 5:
[17:25] Look, that's all that matters. He felt fast.
Speaker 7:
[17:28] But then I turned second and I said, I am no longer feeling fast. But then out of the corner of my eye, I see a cloud of dirt and the other coach, John, John Lindsay's husband, he is eating it. He is on the ground. There's dirt everywhere. And I was like, I win. Slow down. Don't hurt yourself.
Speaker 6:
[17:46] At least I'm upright. We have done the thing.
Speaker 7:
[17:49] Oh, it's fun though.
Speaker 6:
[17:50] At our age, the Bain deal, when you do something like that, just don't get hurt.
Speaker 7:
[17:53] Don't get hurt.
Speaker 6:
[17:54] Step one, do not get hurt.
Speaker 4:
[17:56] Take off in a dead sprint.
Speaker 6:
[17:57] Right now?
Speaker 4:
[17:58] No.
Speaker 6:
[17:58] Oh, no.
Speaker 5:
[18:00] That reminds me of one of those teenagers. And we've ended up, we always ended up playing the coaches. And then just, it was unreal what they could do with a softball.
Speaker 6:
[18:13] Y'all just like getting your brains beat in.
Speaker 5:
[18:16] You don't want to go, these are old men.
Speaker 6:
[18:20] Yeah, but I remember that time, whenever you're like, you think you, the young bull thinks he wants to take on them, and then the coaches just beat your brain.
Speaker 5:
[18:28] Oh, no.
Speaker 6:
[18:28] You're like, yeah, okay. All right, we ain't there yet.
Speaker 5:
[18:31] I can't believe they can hit a ball that far.
Speaker 7:
[18:34] Hey, the best-
Speaker 5:
[18:36] We had a big schoolyard in the baseball field. They was knocking it over the road.
Speaker 7:
[18:43] The best slow pitch softball?
Speaker 5:
[18:44] That was a long way. It wasn't just one of them doing it. Everyone of them got up. Wow. Yep, I guess that is over the road too.
Speaker 7:
[18:54] The best slow pitch softball player in this town is about five foot two, a little heavyset Pentecostal man in blue jeans and work gloves. When I was 21, I think I was something, he'd go and he'd wind up and that ball still ain't landed. There's about three of them on that team too. They beat the Church of Christ boy's brains in. We all out there in sliding mitts thinking we something.
Speaker 6:
[19:18] I remember y'all taught me how to play that slow pitch softball. I did that about five times like, this stuff sucks.
Speaker 7:
[19:24] It's very hot.
Speaker 6:
[19:25] It's so hot.
Speaker 5:
[19:26] I don't play it no more. Tommy didn't play, it was a summer league. And Phil pitched it and Tommy was like, you know, shortstop or second, whatever. Where were you? Up in the bleachers. I was too little.
Speaker 6:
[19:42] In the bleachers, eating a dill pickle.
Speaker 5:
[19:45] What always got me was Phil. He could throw a hard ball, and he would actually throw it right at the batter. Someone was stupid enough thinking that if they jumped and landed on the plate, they'd be safe. It was in there, the guys called him out. Oh, called him out. They'd dock him out, too.
Speaker 7:
[20:09] Phil had a slider, boys.
Speaker 5:
[20:10] He's not, hey, we had a kid, a 13-year-old kid walks in front of us playing in the yard with a speed ball. He come up there and he's a lippy little old fellow. He got to talking, Phil was pitching, and he struck out, he said, he says, you can't strike me out. Phil wouldn't pay no attention to him. Finally, he got on his nerve. He said, get your bat and get up there. What happened there is he threw it directly at him. He jumped on the plate. It hit him right here.
Speaker 7:
[20:43] Temple, for those listening.
Speaker 5:
[20:45] Knocked his eyeball out of his head.
Speaker 6:
[20:48] Your dad ever tell you that story? At the time he knocked the eyeball out.
Speaker 7:
[20:52] No, we've heard it many times.
Speaker 5:
[20:53] You saw him have rugged looking. Mama come running out and there's a good thing. She is a nurse. It's always Judy. They pushed it back in and took him to the hospital. Well, that kid never showed up again and opened his mouth when Phil was around.
Speaker 4:
[21:09] I'm pretty sure he ain't been right since. They call him can't get right now.
Speaker 6:
[21:15] That's where we got our friend, Evil Eye.
Speaker 7:
[21:20] It was back in 1962.
Speaker 5:
[21:22] That scared everybody out there that day.
Speaker 7:
[21:26] Was it when his eye popped out or when they pushed it back in?
Speaker 8:
[21:29] What did Phil do when the eye popped out?
Speaker 5:
[21:33] He just laughed.
Speaker 6:
[21:33] Can't you hear him now?
Speaker 5:
[21:35] He said, I got a good curve ball.
Speaker 6:
[21:37] Can't you hear me?
Speaker 7:
[21:40] Jep's about to cry.
Speaker 5:
[21:46] No, what he said was Phil said I might knock his trunk out, but I said we'll knock you out.
Speaker 7:
[21:53] Baseball, America's pastime right there.
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Speaker 5:
[23:11] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[23:11] Oh yeah, we'd hit them. That's what we had to use. I mean, yeah, if we broke our wiffle ball, I mean, back before you could drive, like you bust all your wiffle balls and all, I mean, you pick up the next round thing.
Speaker 5:
[23:23] We couldn't afford a baseball, so what we had, my sister made some biscuits one time, but she made her first batch of biscuits. They was hard as a rock and green.
Speaker 8:
[23:35] Okay, and then we played the green.
Speaker 7:
[23:38] Not only did she overcook them, they molded.
Speaker 5:
[23:40] Hey, look, and we played baseball with them suckers, and hey, you get hit with one of them things, hey boy, you talking about pain. They as hard as a brick bed. I'm talking about, you know.
Speaker 6:
[23:55] How did a burnt biscuit turn green?
Speaker 5:
[23:57] No, no, hey, hey.
Speaker 4:
[23:58] Where does this stuff come from, man?
Speaker 5:
[24:01] Well, no, no, because, hey.
Speaker 6:
[24:02] Flour his eyes.
Speaker 5:
[24:03] No, and hey, look, and Judy turned into a really good cook. Well, when she first started, you talking about some rough stuff.
Speaker 7:
[24:13] Cooking baseballs.
Speaker 5:
[24:15] Hey, she was frying chicken one day, okay? And I snuck in and grabbed a wing. When I run, I was running out. When I turned left out, when I got past the door, I heard thud. She threw a butcher knife and stuck it an inch and a half deep in the door frame.
Speaker 6:
[24:37] That's your aunt, did that.
Speaker 5:
[24:39] Hey, over a chicken wing. Over a wing?
Speaker 7:
[24:43] Even a leg?
Speaker 5:
[24:44] I can see it in my breast. Breast or your wing. Come on.
Speaker 6:
[24:50] I've heard me and Si always dig through the thing, a fried chicken that Phil's looking for the pulley ball and seeing who can find it first.
Speaker 5:
[24:56] Oh yeah. Yeah, Kay said I stuck a fork in her hand one time when she was eating at the house.
Speaker 7:
[25:02] She's told that story many times.
Speaker 5:
[25:05] I said, well, you shouldn't have tried to get the last piece of chicken. Oh man.
Speaker 6:
[25:10] Blitz ball game still thing. We didn't bring that, but that was actually fun. When we played on our lunch.
Speaker 7:
[25:15] My whole family played the other Sunday night.
Speaker 6:
[25:17] Blitz ball.
Speaker 5:
[25:17] Oh yeah.
Speaker 7:
[25:18] I hit one to the moon. It was foul. My kids were still impressed.
Speaker 5:
[25:23] He hit it to the moon, but it was foul.
Speaker 6:
[25:25] And the pitches you could throw with that thing.
Speaker 7:
[25:28] We kind of lobbing them up there the other night.
Speaker 6:
[25:29] Oh, batting practice.
Speaker 7:
[25:30] Yeah. But everybody else was, you know, all the other adults were swinging softly.
Speaker 2:
[25:35] I was, Yeah, you trying to come up to huge.
Speaker 5:
[25:37] You just talking about that kid on base. You know, that's like when I play a softball, I mean a speedball. You know, I'll get up the bat, move behind.
Speaker 6:
[25:47] What's a speedball? Is it a rag?
Speaker 7:
[25:48] It's a biscuit that has been burnt and subsequently turned into like a racquetball.
Speaker 5:
[25:53] It's a hard ball, but it's got to be real soft.
Speaker 6:
[25:56] Yeah, rag ball.
Speaker 5:
[25:56] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[25:57] That's what we used to call a rag ball.
Speaker 5:
[25:58] But anyway, he stole it. I knew he was going to throw a fastball. But hey, I swung as hard as I could. Okay. And I hit it. Okay. And it failed just right in front of the fence. I like to knock the door. Well, I got made a triple. A warning to the coach. The coach run out, their coach run out and said, hey, he didn't touch first base.
Speaker 6:
[26:22] Oh, appeal.
Speaker 5:
[26:24] Well, no, no, because I told the coach, I said, hey, I told my coach, I touched it. Hey, umpire said, you out. That's the only hit I ever hit in my life. And I got called out because the umpire lied.
Speaker 6:
[26:40] You didn't know how to run the base.
Speaker 5:
[26:41] Yeah. I was like that kid. I said, a triple. It's like you've been a home run.
Speaker 6:
[26:46] You got to go to first and second before you go to third.
Speaker 5:
[26:48] Well, hey, I ran and I got clipped in on the side. And the coach said, hey, he didn't touch first. I told my coach, I said, I touched it. And hey, look, my coach had to come physically, grab me and drag me off the base. Because I said, hey, I'm not out. I touched the bag.
Speaker 6:
[27:09] He went all Phillip Wellman on him.
Speaker 5:
[27:11] He said, yeah, you're out. Come on. He said, he's fixing. So you got a game. I can't afford you to come out of the game.
Speaker 6:
[27:17] We probably ought to get, that's who we need to get in here one day, is old Wellman.
Speaker 7:
[27:21] Who's Wellman?
Speaker 6:
[27:23] The manager for the double A team of the Braves. It went berserk that time.
Speaker 5:
[27:27] Oh yeah.
Speaker 7:
[27:28] He was wild.
Speaker 6:
[27:29] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[27:29] I Googled the speed ball and it is something entirely different these days.
Speaker 4:
[27:33] Oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[27:35] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[27:36] Yeah, it was, hey, it was a little bit bigger. It was a little bit bigger than a hard ball.
Speaker 7:
[27:41] But it's like you mix them together. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[27:43] It was a little bit bigger than a hard ball, but it was, it was like, you know, That sounds like a party.
Speaker 5:
[27:47] You could squeeze it. Okay. It ain't like a hard ball. You can't squeeze a hard ball.
Speaker 6:
[27:53] We always call it.
Speaker 7:
[27:53] If you look up speed ball on Wikipedia, there's a whole list of notable deaths attributed to speed balls. And none of them are from getting hit in the temple.
Speaker 2:
[28:01] And none of them had an eye biscuit.
Speaker 6:
[28:02] Did any of them have an eyeball hanging out?
Speaker 7:
[28:04] Nope.
Speaker 5:
[28:05] Oh, the best ball, baseball game I ever watched. I don't even know who he played for, but it was, he blew a pigeon up.
Speaker 2:
[28:13] Oh, Randy Johnson.
Speaker 6:
[28:15] Randy Johnson.
Speaker 2:
[28:16] When he was with the unit.
Speaker 6:
[28:17] That's Diamondback.
Speaker 5:
[28:18] He come off that mound, this guy's about 6'8. And his arm's like five feet long. You know, when he comes off the mound, he's halfway the first, I mean, it's the home. But hey, he threw a fastball.
Speaker 7:
[28:35] And that pigeon exploded.
Speaker 5:
[28:36] And the pigeon come, look, it looked like somebody had shot him with a 12 gauge. So that sucker exploded. I'm talking about.
Speaker 7:
[28:44] And when telling Martin about our baseball game last night, direct quote, Gus made the play of the game, and if he touches third, we lose. But he reared back and Randy Johnson won. Direct quote. Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 5:
[28:58] That boy had an arm. So did he. He had an arm.
Speaker 7:
[29:01] Oh, this Gus.
Speaker 6:
[29:02] Oh, Randy Johnson. Yeah, that was a good one.
Speaker 7:
[29:05] The big unit.
Speaker 6:
[29:06] It was like watching the movie Major League in real life. Yeah. You know, because they do that in the movie and you don't everything is going to happen. Oh, Randy Johnson does it.
Speaker 4:
[29:13] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[29:14] Just pigeon right up side.
Speaker 4:
[29:16] I liked about him. He looked like he's from Bockeville. You know what I'm saying? He had that kind of the big unit.
Speaker 6:
[29:20] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[29:20] Oh, scragly hair.
Speaker 4:
[29:22] He looked like, you know, he's.
Speaker 5:
[29:24] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[29:24] And he was 6'9 and weighed 180 pounds.
Speaker 6:
[29:27] Oh yeah. He could have lived somewhere between Phillip Malthus Iper's. No problem.
Speaker 5:
[29:31] Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:
[29:32] No. He was even all the way down to Eris.
Speaker 5:
[29:35] Yeah. He was your rednecks, peach and all.
Speaker 6:
[29:37] Oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[29:38] Where is he from?
Speaker 4:
[29:40] Oh, I don't know. Pennsylvania.
Speaker 6:
[29:42] Kentucky.
Speaker 7:
[29:45] What a strain that the, we do have a live studio audience of three Pennsylvanians today.
Speaker 5:
[29:50] He could home that ball though.
Speaker 4:
[29:52] I don't think he was a Southern man.
Speaker 7:
[29:55] No, Walnut Creek, California.
Speaker 4:
[29:58] Whoa, look at there.
Speaker 7:
[30:00] He's from the Baucamville of San Francisco, I guess.
Speaker 4:
[30:03] I was in Northern.
Speaker 7:
[30:05] Yeah, it's right outside of San Francisco.
Speaker 4:
[30:07] He wasn't from like, yeah.
Speaker 7:
[30:08] He wasn't from San Francisco, probably.
Speaker 6:
[30:10] He could be from today's San Francisco.
Speaker 7:
[30:15] No, they're trying to look like that.
Speaker 6:
[30:16] They got a lot of people called a big unit.
Speaker 7:
[30:19] I don't even know where you're from. I don't even know how to take this.
Speaker 6:
[30:25] Oh, it just says with a grain of salt. Okay.
Speaker 7:
[30:29] I didn't know we were going to cover Randy Johnson today.
Speaker 6:
[30:32] I wonder what he's doing now.
Speaker 7:
[30:33] He takes pictures. No, that's King Murphy Jr. Randy Johnson did it first.
Speaker 8:
[30:38] Oh, really?
Speaker 6:
[30:39] He's a photographer?
Speaker 8:
[30:40] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[30:40] Really?
Speaker 7:
[30:41] Randy Johnson, photogra.
Speaker 2:
[30:44] What does he photograph?
Speaker 7:
[30:47] Look at him.
Speaker 6:
[30:48] Put him up there. Can we buy some?
Speaker 7:
[30:52] No, he's photographing the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4:
[30:55] He still got a mullet, which I enjoy.
Speaker 7:
[30:58] Where does somebody that's six foot nine buy pants?
Speaker 6:
[31:02] Custom. Online.
Speaker 5:
[31:05] Oh, God.
Speaker 6:
[31:06] But look, he made some money.
Speaker 5:
[31:07] Oh, God. That's a store. That lens he's holding.
Speaker 4:
[31:11] Next to the toilet store.
Speaker 6:
[31:12] It's really big and really expensive, and he makes it look just like a normal camera. That's crazy.
Speaker 7:
[31:19] He's huge.
Speaker 5:
[31:19] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6:
[31:20] He's a big feller.
Speaker 7:
[31:21] Oh, man. He's got a website and everything. Randy Johnson takes some photographs.
Speaker 6:
[31:25] Would you let him throw a slider at your back foot?
Speaker 7:
[31:27] No, sir.
Speaker 6:
[31:29] Would you get in there right-handed and let him throw a back foot slider at you?
Speaker 4:
[31:32] He hit that time. I tried to charge him, and he was like, it was a slider. I don't know.
Speaker 6:
[31:37] Hey, he threw some hands in that one, didn't he? Isn't there one of Randy Johnson like, I mean, he ain't Nolan Ryan, but like, I mean, I thought he threw some hands in one.
Speaker 7:
[31:47] I'm sure he's fought some, you can't have a mustache and a haircut like that and never hit someone in the face before.
Speaker 5:
[31:53] Oh, hey, everybody, every picture hits somebody.
Speaker 7:
[31:57] No, with his fist.
Speaker 6:
[31:58] Yeah, yeah, we're talking about with late hands on.
Speaker 7:
[32:02] What kind of weird movie is this?
Speaker 8:
[32:04] Some of them that come out to the mound.
Speaker 6:
[32:06] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[32:07] Well, they was bad, got their butt kicked.
Speaker 6:
[32:09] Well, I saw the deal the other night with the Braves, where the manager just form tackles.
Speaker 2:
[32:15] Oh, I didn't see that.
Speaker 6:
[32:16] I mean, the Braves manager just form tackles the opposition, who used to play for the Braves. And he's like, I just knew he was a big man. And I needed to get him off his feet and protect my picture.
Speaker 5:
[32:30] It was when I was a teenager and watched baseball. Baseball was a bunch, it was a lot of fights in baseball back then.
Speaker 6:
[32:37] Yeah, they made it pretty soft.
Speaker 5:
[32:38] Yeah, somebody do something wrong, and hey, the next thing you do, it'd be 10 people out slugging it out.
Speaker 6:
[32:45] And they're getting close to taking the umpire out of the game, too, now that everybody can be childlike.
Speaker 7:
[32:49] Apparently, Randy Johnson just used to like to throw at Kenny Lofton's head. Yeah, it's a slider, he does that in the video.
Speaker 4:
[32:57] That's why I remember that, like I have a memory of that.
Speaker 7:
[33:00] I'd throw a fastball if I wanted to hit you. Man, that's scary.
Speaker 5:
[33:04] Throw like a curve ball and a slider mixed together.
Speaker 6:
[33:08] Slurred.
Speaker 5:
[33:08] And they never call it a strike. And I don't understand that, cause it crosses both sides of the plate.
Speaker 4:
[33:16] Where does it end up though?
Speaker 5:
[33:17] Well, I don't know, hey, but it went across the plate.
Speaker 6:
[33:20] Oh, here we go.
Speaker 7:
[33:22] I'm just watching Randy Johnson.
Speaker 5:
[33:23] I used to look at it and I'd say, hey, that's just three strikes.
Speaker 6:
[33:28] Well, now you ain't gotta worry about it cause the camera can determine if it's a strike or not.
Speaker 5:
[33:31] No, no, I like it cause I thought it would slow it down, but it don't.
Speaker 6:
[33:38] Oh man, Si, yesterday, I know you got dressed up for Easter church, didn't you? You wore those Tacovus boots, right?
Speaker 5:
[33:43] I did, I was two inches higher.
Speaker 4:
[33:45] Looking good. Looking good.
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Speaker 5:
[33:59] Oh yeah, these things are so well made.
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[34:35] You've done it.
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Speaker 7:
[34:58] That has made baseball better. Cause if you can get like 30,000 people to boo and umpire and they're all right and he's wrong, I'm going back to baseball this summer. Cause I want to boo somebody.
Speaker 5:
[35:09] Here's what's so bad about that. When you look and y'all you're sitting TV and watching and you got the picture releases it and it's that far outside the plate.
Speaker 6:
[35:19] Bring him up.
Speaker 5:
[35:21] You know, and the guy, you know, no, you know, the guy says, you know, he's out. Here comes the man that's jumping up and down. He said, not only is he out, but you're out too.
Speaker 6:
[35:37] That is an umpire would be fun. We need to get him to be an umpire for Savannah.
Speaker 5:
[35:41] But hey, but hey, what got me about it?
Speaker 6:
[35:43] I didn't do that. They probably came to come do it.
Speaker 7:
[35:47] One out in a wheelchair with an oxygen machine out there screaming at people.
Speaker 6:
[35:52] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[35:52] And it got through it and it literally, the box, it hit corner. The ball hit the corner. I mean, cut it just about half the ball. So, hey, he called it a ball. No, AI said, no, he's out.
Speaker 7:
[36:11] AI. Si knows all about AI by the way.
Speaker 5:
[36:15] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[36:16] So I got a question for you because somebody said this the other day and I was like, I'm pretty sure my uncle says that same thing. How do you say you build a fire in it, it's in your home and it's got smoke coming out of it. What is that thing called?
Speaker 5:
[36:32] Chimney.
Speaker 2:
[36:33] He does say it.
Speaker 5:
[36:34] Chimney.
Speaker 4:
[36:34] Chimney.
Speaker 2:
[36:36] I knew what you were going for, whatever.
Speaker 7:
[36:41] I didn't even hear it. What did you just say?
Speaker 4:
[36:44] Chimney is what it's called.
Speaker 5:
[36:46] Chimney.
Speaker 4:
[36:46] Chimney.
Speaker 5:
[36:47] Chimney.
Speaker 4:
[36:48] That's a thing.
Speaker 6:
[36:49] Chimney.
Speaker 5:
[36:50] C-H-I-L-D-Y.
Speaker 4:
[36:52] It was another older man that said that and I thought, that's a thing.
Speaker 7:
[36:56] Hold on, spell it.
Speaker 5:
[36:58] I think it's C-H-I-M-M-E-Y, Chimney.
Speaker 6:
[37:02] But he says Chimney. This is like Godwin.
Speaker 7:
[37:06] So many incorrect parts of that.
Speaker 6:
[37:07] I know.
Speaker 4:
[37:08] Two M's make an L.
Speaker 5:
[37:10] Hey, look. Hey, Phil.
Speaker 6:
[37:11] If you got back to back M's, you go backwards a little.
Speaker 5:
[37:13] Hey, look. Phil was the English teacher. I was. It's okay.
Speaker 7:
[37:16] Yes.
Speaker 6:
[37:17] Do not pass go. Go back one letter. Chimney.
Speaker 7:
[37:20] He said Phil was the English teacher.
Speaker 5:
[37:22] That's right. He was. Oh, he's also the high school.
Speaker 4:
[37:25] But obviously that's the thing.
Speaker 5:
[37:26] He had a pretty good deal.
Speaker 6:
[37:29] Just like Godwin was frustrated.
Speaker 5:
[37:30] If you find me a wood duck, you got to be at least English with Phil. Oh, with Phil.
Speaker 6:
[37:39] No, no chimneys allowed though.
Speaker 2:
[37:42] Yeah, I knew what you were going for, right?
Speaker 6:
[37:43] Because I've heard him say it and I've always been like, I guess that's just a size. Somebody else said it.
Speaker 4:
[37:49] Somebody else said it.
Speaker 5:
[37:49] What is the correct pronunciation?
Speaker 6:
[37:53] Like your knee. Like your knee.
Speaker 7:
[37:56] Listen to them. It's chimney.
Speaker 5:
[37:57] Chimney's better. Chimney's better. Chimney ain't got nothing to do with the knee.
Speaker 7:
[38:07] I've never.
Speaker 5:
[38:08] That baby lets fire and smoke go up out of your house.
Speaker 7:
[38:13] It's a chimney.
Speaker 5:
[38:14] It's a chimney.
Speaker 6:
[38:15] What do you call like a young turkey?
Speaker 2:
[38:17] What do you call that?
Speaker 6:
[38:19] Do you call it a jake, a polt or a bullet?
Speaker 2:
[38:23] I love it.
Speaker 5:
[38:24] The only thing I call a bullet is a pulley ball or a chicken.
Speaker 6:
[38:27] Okay. There's all them old timers when you get into little young birds. Some of them, I mean, they're poles, but they all say they all say pullets.
Speaker 2:
[38:36] Well, I'm not.
Speaker 5:
[38:39] He, oh, you, that's right. Old timers do say pullets.
Speaker 2:
[38:41] Pullets.
Speaker 6:
[38:42] Yeah. Pullets. Yeah. I like, I like colloquialisms like that. They're full.
Speaker 7:
[38:48] My dad says Warsh.
Speaker 6:
[38:49] Warsh.
Speaker 7:
[38:50] Yeah. There's an R in there.
Speaker 6:
[38:51] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[38:52] Said his whole life, or I guess my whole life. I don't know what he was doing before I was born.
Speaker 6:
[38:57] He said Warsh is underwear yesterday. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[38:59] You heard that.
Speaker 6:
[39:00] I did hear that.
Speaker 5:
[39:01] You know where my mind went when you start talking about all this? What? I loved to know. I can see young fried chickens just flopping without their head in my yard, in the backyard.
Speaker 7:
[39:13] What happened to their head?
Speaker 6:
[39:14] I thought we were laughing at a good time.
Speaker 5:
[39:16] Mama walked out there and had a handful of chickens in one hand, just grabbed them and just like that, told the head away because we used to have fried chicken.
Speaker 7:
[39:26] Y'all just threw their heads in the yard?
Speaker 5:
[39:28] Yeah. Dogs would get them later.
Speaker 6:
[39:30] If time machines become a thing, I'm going back to y'all's house when you were 12.
Speaker 7:
[39:34] Vivian, Louisiana.
Speaker 6:
[39:36] One, I got to see this old boy with his eyeball hanging out.
Speaker 7:
[39:39] I need to meet Eagle the Pigeon whose head was backwards.
Speaker 5:
[39:43] Here's what's so crazy.
Speaker 6:
[39:43] And I need to watch Mamie and the other dog kill every cat in the neighborhood.
Speaker 5:
[39:47] You wouldn't believe what kind of, I guess I don't even know what you, what holds your eyeball in. Look.
Speaker 7:
[39:57] I believe it's your skull.
Speaker 5:
[39:59] I believe that. No, no, look. Your orbital. Hey, look. Here's, here was his eyeball. Just dangling right here.
Speaker 7:
[40:06] His eye was dangling four inches?
Speaker 5:
[40:08] Yeah. The only thing I've ever seen to imagine was as I killed a deer in Germany. Look. And I, I, I shot this deer between the eyes when I walked. I can't even tell it when I walked up there. Look, his brain was laying over on the ground. Look, and the spinal column was about 12 inches long, still attached to it.
Speaker 6:
[40:46] All I can think of is that movie Blue Streak. Remember that one with Martin Lawrence and Dave Chappelle in it? And he says, he's taking his fingers, the eyeballs fall out. The eyeballs fall out. He's so bad.
Speaker 4:
[41:00] Oh, I think what happened is like, I think he watched like Predator or something, like the old one with Arnold. And like, he'll mix that movie with his stories.
Speaker 2:
[41:12] You know what I'm saying? That's the only thing I can think of. He's fine. He's got a lot of creative license.
Speaker 7:
[41:16] That kid walked in the hospital holding his eyeball by his cheek.
Speaker 6:
[41:19] And what did y'all do? Put it in a cooler, like when you cut off a finger?
Speaker 7:
[41:23] Pop it back in there.
Speaker 5:
[41:24] Hold on, look, old mama did.
Speaker 7:
[41:27] Stay away from my eyeballs.
Speaker 5:
[41:28] Old mama did was pick it like that, throw it again, push it back in.
Speaker 6:
[41:31] Just push it.
Speaker 7:
[41:32] We're reaching over here.
Speaker 4:
[41:33] What I'm saying, did you ever see that kid again? Did he look right or was his eye going sideways?
Speaker 6:
[41:38] Did he see around corners?
Speaker 5:
[41:40] Hey, that kid never came back.
Speaker 4:
[41:42] You never saw him again?
Speaker 5:
[41:43] He never come back to the house.
Speaker 7:
[41:45] I think I saw him in the hunting.
Speaker 5:
[41:46] He was a one-time show her, okay? He showed up one time, got his eyeball knocked out, and that was it.
Speaker 7:
[41:53] Do you know his name?
Speaker 8:
[41:54] Nope.
Speaker 6:
[41:56] We live in a world where this is searchable.
Speaker 5:
[41:58] Why not?
Speaker 8:
[41:59] How are you gonna search this? I'm gonna say, his eye knocked out maybe in Louisiana in 1959.
Speaker 6:
[42:05] Can you get your eye knocked out of...
Speaker 7:
[42:08] I thought you were looking for the person.
Speaker 6:
[42:11] And put it back in. I'm just curious. I mean, I just feel like when that thing leaves, there's no going back.
Speaker 7:
[42:18] I don't want to see it.
Speaker 6:
[42:19] Well, that's why I'm searching. I'm not looking for images.
Speaker 8:
[42:21] Well, no, it's tied in there.
Speaker 5:
[42:24] Let me tell you, it's tied in there with sinew and everything and all the nerve endings and all that.
Speaker 7:
[42:30] Sinew?
Speaker 8:
[42:30] Welcome to biology, kid.
Speaker 5:
[42:32] I'm serious. It was at least four inches hanging out of his eye. Eye socket. Wow.
Speaker 6:
[42:39] ChatGVT goes through all the steps to do it. You know what it says first though? Do not try to force it back in by yourself.
Speaker 7:
[42:47] That's why he got his mom.
Speaker 5:
[42:48] Well, hey, mom was a nerd.
Speaker 6:
[42:50] Cover the eye lightly, don't apply pressure and get to an ER immediate.
Speaker 5:
[42:55] That's what momma did, mom pushed it in. Look, and then wrap gauze around it so it don't fall back out.
Speaker 6:
[43:03] But in severe trauma, car accidents, major blows, it can occur.
Speaker 5:
[43:07] Obsessed.
Speaker 6:
[43:09] If you're asking out of curiosity, I can explain what it feels like or how movies exaggerate it. If you're asking because it's happened to you, please go to the ER. It's going to stop and search.
Speaker 2:
[43:23] But thank you, Chad.
Speaker 4:
[43:24] Well, it would be the friend of the person who asked you.
Speaker 5:
[43:27] Can you look around with it out of your face?
Speaker 2:
[43:30] I have no idea.
Speaker 7:
[43:32] Can you all decide? Can you control it?
Speaker 6:
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Speaker 4:
[45:32] Okay, do you want to talk about what you want to talk about?
Speaker 6:
[45:34] Yeah, what you got?
Speaker 7:
[45:34] I just had some kids get the cops called on them for fishing on a golf course and wanted Si's opinion.
Speaker 6:
[45:39] Oh yeah, well we can still cover that. We got a little bit.
Speaker 7:
[45:42] Si.
Speaker 5:
[45:43] Wait a minute. This is the... Cops called.
Speaker 7:
[45:45] No, no. This is the email of the day, but it's just a, you know, local Facebook as a treasure trove of activity. Today, police were called on three kids ages nine and 12 for fishing in a pond on Frenchman's Bend Golf Course. I'm just going to say the name. Not only was there a police called, they tried to press charges on the kids for fishing. And I need your opinion because you used-
Speaker 5:
[46:11] Well number one, what was they going to charge them with?
Speaker 7:
[46:14] I guess trespassing.
Speaker 5:
[46:15] Trespassing?
Speaker 7:
[46:16] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[46:17] Well then, what are you talking about? That fishing ain't got nothing to do with it. But that's what they were doing. Well, yeah, but hey.
Speaker 4:
[46:23] But do their parents live on the course?
Speaker 5:
[46:24] Their trust face.
Speaker 4:
[46:24] That's my-
Speaker 7:
[46:25] Yes.
Speaker 4:
[46:26] Well then-
Speaker 7:
[46:26] In the neighborhood.
Speaker 5:
[46:27] Hey, I'll tell you what it is. Here's the problem here.
Speaker 4:
[46:29] I wouldn't say.
Speaker 6:
[46:30] Oh, I wouldn't.
Speaker 5:
[46:31] Hey, they fertilized the greens every day.
Speaker 7:
[46:36] Yeah, yeah, because you're a groundskeeper.
Speaker 5:
[46:38] So I mean-
Speaker 7:
[46:38] Would you run these kids off and call the cops?
Speaker 5:
[46:41] No, because hey, I drove my superintendent of the golf course nuts telling him, hey, you need to do three or four things here. There's a lot of ducks on them ponds. You need to let me duck hunt. There's a lot of deer destroying the greens. You need to let me kill them because there's a bunch of bucks. And then you need to let me fish in it because the ponds are full of fish and y'all are making them grow bigger and bigger by fertilizing them greens every day.
Speaker 6:
[47:10] Drip a third time and make you grow big, man.
Speaker 5:
[47:13] I'm telling you.
Speaker 7:
[47:15] So you think the kids should be allowed to fish on the golf course?
Speaker 5:
[47:17] Yeah, they said, hey, that's where all your game is.
Speaker 6:
[47:22] Best hunting in the world, golf course, man.
Speaker 5:
[47:24] That's right.
Speaker 8:
[47:25] You don't want kids hunting and fishing.
Speaker 7:
[47:26] Don't work at a golf course, sir.
Speaker 6:
[47:30] It was a golf course employee that wanted to run them off.
Speaker 7:
[47:33] The guy that runs it.
Speaker 5:
[47:35] Runs it.
Speaker 7:
[47:35] Called the cops on a nine-year-old fishing.
Speaker 5:
[47:39] I like the joe man. He probably would have called him on me if I slipped in.
Speaker 8:
[47:43] And then he held the kids tackle lots till the cops got there.
Speaker 5:
[47:45] I stayed on him.
Speaker 6:
[47:46] What a tool, shit.
Speaker 5:
[47:48] I stayed on this boy till he finally let me fish, but I didn't get to hunt, but he did let the other employees hunt. This guy said, hey, he called me, a buddy of mine called me. You know, he says, guess what I just killed on number nine. And I said, what? He said, that 14 buck we used to watch when we was mowing. I said, you shot him? He said, dead as a hammer. I said, hey, here's what you do for me when you go in in the morning. Walk in there, grab the superintendent by the scuff of his neck, pull him forward and break his nose. I said, hey, I didn't get to do it.
Speaker 4:
[48:31] Catch you in a salt charge.
Speaker 5:
[48:33] I do believe the cops might be caught if you start punching people in the nose.
Speaker 4:
[48:38] I think it depends on the course. Obviously, if you show up to finish Augusta National, they're not going to let you do that.
Speaker 6:
[48:45] Nope, you ain't getting there.
Speaker 5:
[48:46] Any course, golf course, has got woods in it, there's going to be a game, period. Especially, the Blue Wing Till.
Speaker 6:
[48:58] Oh boy, don't you really have something there?
Speaker 5:
[49:00] Oh hey, well hey, a lot of fun to shoot.
Speaker 7:
[49:02] I did think that those kids need to go watch that first season of Duck Dynasty whenever they were frogging on the golf course. And the field just dipped.
Speaker 5:
[49:11] What you should have done is they should have took the picture of the kids with all the fists that's caught.
Speaker 7:
[49:16] Oh, there is one.
Speaker 5:
[49:17] Is it? Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[49:18] I mean, the only way you got a leg to stand on is if these kids are just leaving like trash or something. I mean, if there's documented evidence.
Speaker 8:
[49:27] Just tell them to leave.
Speaker 4:
[49:28] Or I'm saying if somebody is like playing golf.
Speaker 6:
[49:31] I would make them pick it up. I would never call the cops.
Speaker 5:
[49:34] Hey, I can answer that because I had to explain to the superintendent why I wanted to fish. He said, well, hey, we got to turn, but you can't fish. I said, hey, look, I know the golfers got priority. I said, well, they come up to putt and all that, I'll stand back in the woods till they leave. And then as soon as they leave, I'm back at catching them big crappie.
Speaker 6:
[49:55] What golf course?
Speaker 7:
[49:57] Freshman's been.
Speaker 6:
[49:58] Oh, that place trash.
Speaker 5:
[49:59] Golf course in...
Speaker 7:
[50:01] Hey, my favorite part is all the rednecks of West Monroe are like, we're coming on Friday, dog. And I'm like, I might show up too.
Speaker 5:
[50:08] Huntsville Main Golf Course. That's where I work.
Speaker 4:
[50:12] Huntsville Main Golf Course.
Speaker 6:
[50:13] Now that'd be funny. Everybody just show up and fish all the ponds at Frenchman this weekend.
Speaker 5:
[50:18] Oh, hey, look, I'm telling you.
Speaker 7:
[50:19] Si, you want to go?
Speaker 5:
[50:21] Hey, you tell me, would I go? Yeah, I'd go. I'm telling you. Hey, I caught a four-pound crappie out of one of them ponds on Huntsville.
Speaker 7:
[50:31] Hold on. A four-pound crappie?
Speaker 5:
[50:33] I didn't weigh it, but I'm telling you, the sucker weighed four pounds.
Speaker 6:
[50:36] What happened to him?
Speaker 5:
[50:38] I put him on the stringer because they were biting.
Speaker 6:
[50:41] This is my favorite part of this show.
Speaker 5:
[50:42] I went over there and got up my stringer. As soon as I picked it up, I said, what's wrong? I got to turn it around and all that's left of that four-pound crappie is his head.
Speaker 7:
[50:54] My guy. I guess this is on Facebook, so it's public anyway.
Speaker 5:
[50:58] There you go, boy.
Speaker 8:
[51:00] Yeah, it's a kid out there fishing, having fun.
Speaker 5:
[51:02] That's the reason he should be fishing. He will throw that one away or take it home and eat it.
Speaker 6:
[51:07] Thank you. There you go.
Speaker 5:
[51:08] He's too little.
Speaker 6:
[51:09] And he probably shops at the honey hole.
Speaker 5:
[51:10] That's right.
Speaker 7:
[51:11] I don't know that I know him, but I know his next door neighbor that shops all the time. And I texted my buddy. I said, did your kid almost get arrested for fishing? Because if so, I got a seat for him. Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[51:21] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[51:23] That's, that'd be about, hey, you know what I'd have done if I'd have got arrested by cops when I was a teenager fishing on a pond or golf course?
Speaker 7:
[51:32] It's probably not correct.
Speaker 5:
[51:34] That would have been a badge of honor. Okay. So I'm like, hey, what'd you do to flash fatty when you skipped school? I said, hey, I got locked up by the police.
Speaker 8:
[51:45] For fishing on a golf course?
Speaker 5:
[51:47] That's right. For fishing on a pond or a golf course.
Speaker 6:
[51:51] I come from a long line of poachers.
Speaker 5:
[51:53] That's right.
Speaker 6:
[51:54] That is true.
Speaker 7:
[51:56] There's got to be a way they can let the kids fish though. At this point, there's an uproar. Let's figure something out so the kids can fish somewhere and the old farts can play golf.
Speaker 5:
[52:06] Let's start a movement. Let these kids fish these golf course ponds.
Speaker 6:
[52:10] I used to play a lot of golf. Somebody fishing would have never bothered me.
Speaker 5:
[52:14] I've seen it.
Speaker 6:
[52:15] I mean, that's what I'm saying. Pine hills used to be fished all the time when we'd play golf.
Speaker 7:
[52:18] I mean, you think that kid's out just trying to cause destruction?
Speaker 6:
[52:21] No, and that thing needs to be out of that pond.
Speaker 8:
[52:23] Yeah. Look how sad he is and how small the fish was.
Speaker 5:
[52:26] That's the type you catch when you take them home when you need them. There you go.
Speaker 6:
[52:30] That kid need a haircut.
Speaker 5:
[52:31] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[52:32] How does it cut your hair?
Speaker 5:
[52:33] So the other ones can grow bigger.
Speaker 6:
[52:34] Oh, you know that one.
Speaker 1:
[52:35] Oh yeah.
Speaker 7:
[52:36] His dad was in my wedding. We're good friends.
Speaker 5:
[52:37] Oh, there you go.
Speaker 7:
[52:38] I'm taking up the charge to get-
Speaker 6:
[52:40] He'd catch bigger fish if he could see them. Get that hair out of there.
Speaker 5:
[52:43] Hey, that's a good picture there.
Speaker 7:
[52:44] Well, these are the guys that said they're going on Friday.
Speaker 8:
[52:46] Who?
Speaker 7:
[52:47] You know Connor that Wade fishes darbone?
Speaker 8:
[52:49] Oh yeah.
Speaker 7:
[52:50] He said, I'm going. And I said, these two rednecks are going to show up.
Speaker 2:
[52:54] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[52:56] That's fun there.
Speaker 6:
[52:57] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[52:57] They're waiting and catching them.
Speaker 8:
[52:59] Yeah, that's Connor and Xavier.
Speaker 5:
[53:00] Oh, it is.
Speaker 6:
[53:01] It is fun.
Speaker 5:
[53:02] Cause you just Wade up there and there he is in his little pocket. Yeah. Come on out there.
Speaker 6:
[53:11] Especially if you live in the neighborhood. Why would they ever? That's, that's dumb.
Speaker 5:
[53:15] Yeah. Anyways, I cause they're stingy.
Speaker 6:
[53:19] Stingy.
Speaker 5:
[53:21] I want you to catch even a little fish. Hey, that's why I say slip in there at night.
Speaker 7:
[53:29] Slip in there at night. Anyway, Jep.
Speaker 6:
[53:32] We're about to roll out of here.
Speaker 2:
[53:33] You said, you brought us something to tell us.
Speaker 6:
[53:36] You want to talk about it.
Speaker 4:
[53:38] So I did want to thank, we had some people that sponsored some kids because of the last podcast I was on.
Speaker 6:
[53:45] Awesome.
Speaker 4:
[53:46] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[53:46] There we go.
Speaker 4:
[53:47] I talked to them, most of them. I left voicemails to others. I talked to a dude from Oklahoma today, good dude. He actually just came down here and fished, weirdly enough.
Speaker 6:
[53:56] With Godwin?
Speaker 4:
[53:57] No. I just want to, so people know, like here's a kid we have, you can sponsor. I just wanted to describe a kid. So if you're thinking about it, I know-
Speaker 5:
[54:06] That's the good part about it.
Speaker 6:
[54:07] That come out of Godwin's shoe.
Speaker 4:
[54:09] All right.
Speaker 5:
[54:09] They become personable because you get to know them. They say-
Speaker 4:
[54:12] Well, yeah, I got a picture of that.
Speaker 5:
[54:13] Her name is Edie.
Speaker 8:
[54:14] Here, send it. Hey, hold on. Send me the picture.
Speaker 4:
[54:16] I'll send it to you. Yeah, so 40 bucks a month.
Speaker 5:
[54:18] I'm serious.
Speaker 4:
[54:19] 40 bucks a month.
Speaker 5:
[54:20] Hey, 40 bucks? You waste 40 bucks in a movie.
Speaker 7:
[54:22] I didn't know y'all were getting in here for this. That's 120 between the three of you.
Speaker 4:
[54:25] Yeah, you guys are in right here, I can tell.
Speaker 2:
[54:27] I didn't tell y'all about the admission charge.
Speaker 5:
[54:29] 40, 40, 40.
Speaker 4:
[54:30] Hey, how you go?
Speaker 5:
[54:31] 20, $20.
Speaker 4:
[54:32] Let me talk about the girl real quick. Her name is Edie. That's not a real name, but that's what we call her because her name is really long. But anyway, she has four other siblings. Her dad is disabled, which stinks, and that's kind of why they're in a jam. Her mama works hard labor all day.
Speaker 5:
[54:49] All the time.
Speaker 4:
[54:50] But over there, you ain't making money and you ain't got no handouts. So this is the kind of kid we would like to help. She wants to be a teacher when she grows up. She's really good at school. So that 40 bucks pays for all her school, groceries for the family, you know, takes care of them. So they can actually do something with their life. So think about 80, you know, if you're thinking about giving allgodschildren.org. There you go. It's awesome. We'd appreciate it.
Speaker 5:
[55:15] The money is not wasted.
Speaker 4:
[55:17] That's right.
Speaker 5:
[55:18] The money goes for a good cause.
Speaker 4:
[55:20] Yep.
Speaker 6:
[55:21] There you go. Well, thank you. We're done.
Speaker 8:
[55:25] Are we? You won't close it?
Speaker 5:
[55:28] Well, you got one. What is the Almighty gonna let us know?
Speaker 6:
[55:30] Let them fish?
Speaker 7:
[55:31] I'm waiting for the Almighty to let me know what I should let everybody else know.
Speaker 6:
[55:35] What does it say in there? Let them eat fish.
Speaker 7:
[55:38] Well, Jesus ate fish, but I've done that one many times.
Speaker 6:
[55:41] He likes to eat.
Speaker 5:
[55:42] That's a good one.
Speaker 7:
[55:43] I'm just, I'm going out on a limb here.
Speaker 5:
[55:45] There will be fish fries in heaven, boy.
Speaker 7:
[55:47] That's confirmed because-
Speaker 5:
[55:48] That's confirmed.
Speaker 7:
[55:49] Because there it is. I knew it. I said-
Speaker 5:
[55:52] I knew it.
Speaker 7:
[55:52] I'm gonna go to allgodschildren.org and I'm just gonna find the first Bible verse somewhere on their page and that's gonna be the one. Matthew 18.5, whoever receives one child in my name receives me.
Speaker 4:
[56:07] Boom.
Speaker 7:
[56:07] Nailed it.
Speaker 5:
[56:08] Don't get any better than that, boy.
Speaker 4:
[56:09] Let's go.
Speaker 7:
[56:10] And let them fish the golf course.
Speaker 6:
[56:12] We'll see y'all next time right here in the Duck Call Room.
Speaker 1:
[56:15] We're out.
Speaker 5:
[56:15] Good shot, my dear.