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Speaker 1:
[00:01] Okay, y'all, that's the show, but it's not over yet. We've got time for a quick call us.
Speaker 2:
[00:07] Carl, can you turn that TV down? I'm trying to call my gays, Carl. Hey, y'all, it's Carl's wife calling. Shooter, don't bother mama when she's on the phone with her gays. Go to your daddy. Anyway, I hope I'm doing this right. I wanted to ask y'all something. So I put on a few pounds since COVID. Well, actually since the 90s. And I was wondering if y'all have some hints on eating healthier that you could share. Now keep in mind, I'm in a wheelchair and I've got Carl and Shooter to deal with so everything needs to be fast and easy. Fast and easy. That's what they call poodle in college. Carl. Carl, I made a funny about poodle. Shooter, go get Momma's inhaler.
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 1:
[03:47] Today, on this episode of Reality Gays, Cortney is no longer Colt's number one fan, but getting back together would be misery.
Speaker 3:
[03:56] Kim Bali loves Christmas. Sugar.
Speaker 1:
[04:00] Vanja is leaving Tony for two weeks in Ibiza. What could go wrong?
Speaker 3:
[04:07] Roll it, Christina.
Speaker 1:
[04:09] Hello. This is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love?
Speaker 3:
[05:14] Hello. Hey, Mom.
Speaker 1:
[05:17] Hey, Bella. It's your mom, Natalie, if you don't remember.
Speaker 3:
[05:21] I'm busy.
Speaker 1:
[05:22] What's up? I'm here with Gino, but... Who? Gino? I know. I want to know, why didn't you come to the Drag Bar today?
Speaker 3:
[05:36] Busy. You know, things came up and...
Speaker 1:
[05:40] Okay.
Speaker 4:
[05:40] I understand that.
Speaker 3:
[05:41] Had stuff to do and, you know...
Speaker 4:
[05:42] But what do you think about Gino? What? I just want to...
Speaker 3:
[05:47] Yeah, mom, I'm just going to level with you. And if it doesn't really... If this falls flat, then, you know, I've done what I've done and you're on your own. And I'm not going to take care of you anymore after your history of just long, terrible, toxic relationships that I pull you out of every time. So, yeah, I can't watch you. I can't stand by and watch you embarrass yourself with a troll like that guy with a mercant on the back of his head.
Speaker 1:
[06:18] I can't.
Speaker 3:
[06:19] Can't be supportive.
Speaker 1:
[06:21] Whoa. She doesn't like me.
Speaker 3:
[06:26] Whoa.
Speaker 1:
[06:27] I didn't know it was going to be that bad. Ouch.
Speaker 3:
[06:35] And she hung up the phone.
Speaker 1:
[06:36] His face when she said it was like Gino and Gino went, Oh, it was like he was ashen.
Speaker 3:
[06:43] It was like scorch marks.
Speaker 1:
[06:47] It's almost it's almost feels like now that Gino is almost participating in this troll season. I feel like or maybe he's not, but he's not it. Anyone who thought who criticized TLC for promoting Gino in the Single Life and thought that he was going to get a good edit. That was not true. That was not the case. No, I always knew it would be a troll season. I because the way the way he's they filmed him last season.
Speaker 3:
[07:19] Yeah, I didn't know. I worry because the ad got a little bit of like hero.
Speaker 1:
[07:25] He's sympathetic though in his own way because of his disability. Yeah, Gino is absolutely not anymore. Yep.
Speaker 3:
[07:34] Oh, boy.
Speaker 1:
[07:36] This is the Single Life.
Speaker 3:
[07:38] Y'all, this is Reality Gays. I'm Mattie.
Speaker 1:
[07:41] And I'm Poodle. We are two ridiculous homosexuals who love nothing more than tearing reality television a new one.
Speaker 3:
[07:46] We do. And this is the Single Life, 90 Day of the Single Life Season 5 Episode 11, titled.
Speaker 1:
[07:53] The Art of Dragging.
Speaker 3:
[07:55] Now, I assume this was well done.
Speaker 1:
[07:58] I assume this is obviously drag club, a drag performance, but also dragging Gino.
Speaker 3:
[08:07] Yes, this makes sense. What don't get if you want to hear Poodle's rant on B90 titles, you can go there.
Speaker 1:
[08:16] The Ryan Murphy approach. I got to say. We have something and we just abandoned it.
Speaker 3:
[08:22] I don't love seeing Gino in my safe spaces.
Speaker 1:
[08:25] I agree with you.
Speaker 3:
[08:27] I was like, I don't want to see you in Hamburger Mary's. I'm glad people can go there. Like I took my father and my mother there.
Speaker 1:
[08:35] Oh, it's like a bachelor party central. I bet you they make 90% of their money off bachelorette parties.
Speaker 3:
[08:44] Although West Hollywood is not safe anymore. It's gotten really bad with the fights and everything.
Speaker 1:
[08:50] You mean the main drag.
Speaker 3:
[08:52] I'll say this, Hamburger Mary's is off that drag.
Speaker 1:
[08:54] That's further up.
Speaker 3:
[08:55] Yeah, it's safe there actually. You seem like such a bad person.
Speaker 1:
[08:59] West Hollywood just isn't safe anymore.
Speaker 3:
[09:02] I wouldn't go anymore. My friend just went to the West Hollywood Public Council because she was roofing. She's a lesbian and was making out with a man at the Abbey because he drugged her.
Speaker 1:
[09:13] This episode is taking a turn. I didn't know now it was just next door rants.
Speaker 3:
[09:22] It's my lesbian friend that you met named Peg.
Speaker 1:
[09:25] Oh, yeah, Peg. Yeah. Anyway, boy, it just turned real. Got real next door in here.
Speaker 3:
[09:34] Hamburger Mary's, though.
Speaker 1:
[09:35] West Hollywood is not safe.
Speaker 3:
[09:37] Well, it's not. Hamburger Mary's is off the it is. Yeah, it's further.
Speaker 1:
[09:41] It's further east.
Speaker 3:
[09:43] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[09:43] Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3:
[09:44] Have you ever dated? Did you? Didn't you like date when you were younger, a waiter or manager there or something?
Speaker 1:
[09:49] Or I dated someone who worked there. Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[09:51] OK. There was a remember there was a reason why we couldn't go for a while. You shouldn't go because the food is terrible. It's not bad. The fries are good.
Speaker 1:
[10:04] OK. But the hamburgers are OK. And you're going to pay $28 for them. Something like that.
Speaker 3:
[10:13] But those drag queens, usually a lot of those shows are for charity. And when I was starting Brave Trails, we raised something like $7,000. They do do charity. So they do great charity work. That's really why you go. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[10:26] Yeah. But no, they do charity events there. But it's also a chain. You know that, right?
Speaker 3:
[10:32] I do know that.
Speaker 1:
[10:32] They're all over. Yeah. I also feel like they said we're seeing a drag performance. I'm like, I don't think you are. I don't think this is. I don't know if you can't call Hamburger Mary as a drag club.
Speaker 3:
[10:46] I think there's a difference between a drag performance and a drag show. I think this is like personalities, emcees, because there's drag comedians.
Speaker 1:
[10:56] This was not a drag show. But no, he called. They called this a drag show on the show.
Speaker 3:
[11:01] But this is more of a drag comedic. Not clackety clack.
Speaker 1:
[11:05] Exactly. Not a full lip sync.
Speaker 3:
[11:07] Not a lip sync Lollapalooza that we just had on Drag Race.
Speaker 1:
[11:11] Lollapalooza.
Speaker 3:
[11:12] But I love that Ru kept just fucking up the name. She's like, Lollapalooza, badada, badada. That was really funny.
Speaker 1:
[11:19] I'm going to say, doing all RuPaul songs is a recession indicator.
Speaker 3:
[11:25] It is. And she said, we only had to pay $4. At least they make money. It is. They don't...
Speaker 1:
[11:34] Save your money. But give to our Patreon.
Speaker 3:
[11:38] No, but I've got to say, no, it's not, maybe we're set, but it is, it's just reality TV is just, is not funded right now. Jesus. Even big shows, reality TV.
Speaker 1:
[11:48] I was like, another...
Speaker 3:
[11:49] I have a friend who's talking, who's on The Mask Singer and talking about how they're cutting back. Like it's just everywhere.
Speaker 1:
[11:56] I used to watch that show, but I just, I couldn't after a while. I feel like they've been through everything. And then they, they had some people on who I went, no, absolutely not, absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 3:
[12:07] I don't, that's not my type of show.
Speaker 1:
[12:09] Yeah, I liked it because I liked the guessing who the voices were. So you know what?
Speaker 3:
[12:14] But this is my thing. So some shows like that, they're an hour long show and they make it an hour for the commercials. They could just do it all in 30 minutes.
Speaker 1:
[12:24] That I agree with.
Speaker 3:
[12:26] And that I don't have patience for. When shows take too long for everything.
Speaker 1:
[12:31] They got to sell, sell, sell.
Speaker 3:
[12:33] Just get to it.
Speaker 1:
[12:34] Have you ever watched The Voice recently? One of the, that show has won Emmys and they had the stupidest skits. And it's just, it's so dumb.
Speaker 3:
[12:47] Isn't Kelly Clarkson back now?
Speaker 1:
[12:48] I don't know. I haven't watched this season. But, and then like the, the judges will fight. And I'm like, what is this? This is so fucking dumb.
Speaker 3:
[12:57] I don't care about any of that. That's why I never really. Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1:
[12:59] Give me American Idol more than any of that. At least, at least that is like singing, critiquing. There's no skits or dumb shit. No, this really has become boomer, boomer hour.
Speaker 3:
[13:15] We're just pitching. Now, listen, we have a very special announcement today. Oh, really? Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[13:23] I don't know what it is. Oh, the braces are off.
Speaker 3:
[13:31] The Invisalign is off and I only have to wear a retainer at night.
Speaker 1:
[13:38] Oh, you don't have to talk on now? Well, hallelujah. Hell's bells.
Speaker 3:
[13:43] For two weeks. And then I have to go back and he was going to give me a retainer with a wire. And that one I might have to wear during the day. And the one with the wire.
Speaker 2:
[13:52] It's never going to be over.
Speaker 3:
[13:53] The one on the bottom, he said, the wire might get permanently bonded to my bottom teeth, which means I'll talk different for the rest of my life. So. And I told you he was going to pay more money for special retainers.
Speaker 1:
[14:09] Exactly. What a fucking mark you are. Y'all come at this bitch for just being saying, you need to say there just needs to be to quote a Jennifer Lopez movie enough. Enough. We all need to say enough. My teeth are fine. My teeth are fine.
Speaker 3:
[14:39] They are good.
Speaker 1:
[14:41] No, you're having to get more shit.
Speaker 3:
[14:43] Well, I guess the wire retainers, he said, are going to move my bottom teeth just a little bit more. But that might only be at night. I don't know if I'm wearing the wire retainer all day or if I get to wear that in the night. I just have to go back in two weeks because they have to make it in a lab.
Speaker 1:
[14:59] Do you ever think, maybe there's something really wrong with my mouth?
Speaker 2:
[15:08] God help me.
Speaker 1:
[15:13] Like fundamentally, like with the way it's put together.
Speaker 3:
[15:17] Hey, no complaints with the men. They love my long tongue.
Speaker 1:
[15:23] None of this is good.
Speaker 3:
[15:25] Suck a dick like an anteater.
Speaker 1:
[15:26] None of it feels, none of it, none of it feels. See, you getting the braces off feels empty to me. Because there's always going to be something.
Speaker 3:
[15:40] I did tell him.
Speaker 1:
[15:40] What an absolute mark you are for this guy.
Speaker 3:
[15:43] I kind of told him. I said, you're kind of like Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. And he laughed and he said, not familiar.
Speaker 1:
[15:52] Is he young?
Speaker 3:
[15:54] No, he's older. He should know he's in his 60s.
Speaker 1:
[16:00] Well, he's just jerking off at his desk thinking, I'm going to put him over for two more weeks. The climax is thinking about you going, here we go.
Speaker 3:
[16:12] But for you, you get two weeks of nothing. I'm just wrong.
Speaker 1:
[16:17] It doesn't matter. Your lisp is barely tolerable as it is.
Speaker 3:
[16:22] Well, yeah, we'll see. Well, maybe it's just going to be at night, though. That's what I hope. I don't really want a permanent retainer in the back. Come at me, sissies, because I like to floss. I like to floss multiple times a day, but people have them. Come at us, dental sissies. I want to hear from dental sissies. No, they have.
Speaker 1:
[16:44] They all think this guy's taking you for a ride.
Speaker 3:
[16:47] Well, no, I don't care about that because it's too late. I'm already in it. I'm almost done.
Speaker 1:
[16:52] No, you're not.
Speaker 3:
[16:53] He said we're at the home stretch.
Speaker 1:
[16:57] Haven't we been here for three years?
Speaker 3:
[17:00] No, I asked. I started. He told me eight months. I went to the orthodontist in 2021.
Speaker 1:
[17:08] That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:
[17:10] Five years. The woman at the desk.
Speaker 1:
[17:16] He is preying on your concept of dental perfection, which doesn't exist.
Speaker 3:
[17:25] The woman at the front desk, she was like, because we were talking about, I was telling them, because the women that work there are all from the Philippines. So we're talking about Here Lies Love and Me Seeing It, da, da, da. And then she said, what am I going to do when you're gone? She's like, we look, I look forward to seeing you. So I think they're just going to miss me. I was like, you're OK, Becky. And then she laughed.
Speaker 1:
[17:50] Let's move on.
Speaker 3:
[17:51] Now, Poodle's so sad.
Speaker 1:
[17:54] That existential sadness crept in. Anyway, I just don't know what to do anymore. Sissies, are you like me?
Speaker 3:
[18:08] Let's hope not. One poodle is more than enough.
Speaker 1:
[18:11] No comments from the cheap seats, please. As I was saying, are you like me in dealing with jaw tightness and soreness when you wake up in the morning?
Speaker 3:
[18:19] That's what a long night of piano catting will do.
Speaker 1:
[18:22] Silence! No, that's the fun kind of soreness. No, I'm talking about grinding and clenching.
Speaker 3:
[18:28] Still sounds like piano catting to me.
Speaker 1:
[18:32] I set you up for that one. No, I'm talking about teeth grinding, bruxism, whether it be stress induced or nightly. I don't know about y'all, but I'm working a lot of stuff out when I'm sleeping. That's why I got a night guard from Remedy. Besides the pain grinding can cause, it's murder on your teeth. I don't want those little nubs when I'm older. That's why I, along with over 350,000 other Americans, trust Remedy to protect my teeth using their custom night guards.
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Speaker 1:
[19:19] A dentist made night guard? Why don't I just set fire to my wallet?
Speaker 3:
[19:23] Okay.
Speaker 1:
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Speaker 3:
[19:46] Really? Maybe you can wear your Remedy night guard the whole day then.
Speaker 1:
[19:50] And maybe one day you'll get your braces off.
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Speaker 3:
[20:41] I'm going to say this Poodle because somebody asked me about it. Y'all, we were told our GoFactor self interview with J. Keith Van Stratton and Helen Hong with guest Stacey Keenan was air sometime in April. We haven't heard anything yet. Somebody was saying, didn't you say it was going to be the 1st of April?
Speaker 1:
[20:57] Well, they suggested, but it's not.
Speaker 3:
[20:59] You didn't miss anything. As soon as it drops, we will. It'll be on our Instagram. It'll be on a blue sky. It'll be on our TikTok. It'll be in the pod. You will hear about it.
Speaker 1:
[21:09] Y'all are the most FOMO-fearing motherfuckers. I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 3:
[21:16] I appreciate it though. I appreciate it. It was really nice actually. I posted on Instagram, but last night, we're recording this on the 16th, but last night I went to see Chelsea Lin. She did her Loose Lips comedy tour and where she does her trailer trash Tammy character and also Libby, I forget Libby's last name, one of her improv friends who's a stand up comedian as well. And I went to see them at the comedy store, but it was really nice. It made me get excited about tour because I paid for the VIP because I wanted to meet Chelsea and be like, hey, we have a mutual friend. I'm from Oklahoma. I love you. I'm a little blessing and all that kind of stuff. And so it was just really nice, like waiting in line. And I was getting excited and anyway, it just made me excited about tour and how much like, cause truly my favorite part of tours is meeting people. And it, anyway, it just got me.
Speaker 1:
[22:14] I'm surprised how much I actually like that now. When I first started, I thought I would hate it.
Speaker 3:
[22:18] Yeah, you do like it.
Speaker 1:
[22:19] I still, I get, I do get fatigued by it.
Speaker 3:
[22:22] Oh, I'm energized. I'm like up. But I get it. But that's why we work well together. We're definitely a yin and yang. So anyway, y'all go see it. The Loose Lips Tour just started in LA. And so they've got a lot. They're going to be coming probably to your city. So highly recommend. It was really funny. I told her because she told a story about like a bar. And I said, that story, people think that's fake, but that was real. And she said, it is real. I said, because Oklahoma stories are always real. And she said, they are.
Speaker 1:
[22:55] I don't know. I still don't really believe. I think it's in some, it's some liminal space where the rules don't really apply.
Speaker 3:
[23:01] I know. We got to get you there one day, but you get paid for it. That's going to be a lot.
Speaker 1:
[23:07] I'm going to need a lot of alcohol. Yeah. Let's, so should we just dig into the episode? That was one wild, crazy night at the strip club. I unleashed the beast last night, and the sex was so much better than last time. I don't think it was. I'm going to say this now. I don't think Gino has any game at all when it comes to sex.
Speaker 3:
[23:36] I don't either.
Speaker 1:
[23:37] What I have said before, and I stand by this, when we met him in person, he was more attracted than we thought he was.
Speaker 3:
[23:45] There's a charm to him in person.
Speaker 1:
[23:47] I know it's hard to know because the way they edit him and the way he comes off on camera, he's turning on a little bit. He knows he's awkward and he's turning it up.
Speaker 3:
[23:56] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[23:58] So they're supposed to be meeting Bella and her gay twin brother, Nick, who...
Speaker 3:
[24:08] He was gay?
Speaker 1:
[24:10] Really?
Speaker 6:
[24:10] I'm gay...
Speaker 1:
[24:12] .who understood the assignment to be on a reality show. It was a little painful because he...
Speaker 3:
[24:21] They're twins, Nick and Natalie.
Speaker 1:
[24:23] Nick and Natalie. And he's like, well, the first time Natalie dated Gino, it was awful. She was calling me crying. It's just like every other relationship she's ever been through.
Speaker 3:
[24:31] Yeah, both Nick and Bella really like to mention... And then, I mean, Natalie talks about it later, but... Y'all think about this. Think about this. Gino is the best guy she's dated.
Speaker 1:
[24:48] You really think so?
Speaker 3:
[24:50] I think so.
Speaker 1:
[24:51] Wow.
Speaker 3:
[24:52] I think so. It actually... I mean, yeah, I think this woman wants to be on TV, but I'm like, does she really like this guy?
Speaker 1:
[25:04] I can't figure... I don't like this storyline, and I can't ever get emotionally connected to it.
Speaker 3:
[25:10] No, because it's like they're trying to get us emotionally connected to Natalie. And I'm like, I don't know Natalie. I don't care about Natalie. It would be like us trying to care about... I don't care about Vanja's Tony.
Speaker 1:
[25:22] No, he's such an asshole too.
Speaker 3:
[25:27] It goes like what we were saying a couple of episodes ago, and I don't want to harp on it again, because we already talked about it at length, but the show really works better when people are dating around and having new dating experiences. Like, I'm actually looking forward to what we saw next week of Sophie with the super hot guy, just like being slutty with somebody on it. Like, that's more what I want to see than are Sophie and Pedro going to be a couple.
Speaker 1:
[25:53] I totally get that, and I think the show is most successful when it does that. I'm not sure why we want to... Here, I'll tell you why, I don't think these people can date.
Speaker 3:
[26:04] But like watching Kim Bali go on a ridiculous trip to the UK to meet a guy, that's what I want to see.
Speaker 1:
[26:12] Yeah, I get that. I think this guy is just wanting to be on... I don't think he really likes her. I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[26:19] We'll see.
Speaker 1:
[26:20] I saw him in person and he kind of gave me a gay vibe.
Speaker 3:
[26:24] He did, me too.
Speaker 1:
[26:25] Yeah, I mean...
Speaker 3:
[26:26] Look, and I say this with all the love...
Speaker 1:
[26:29] Jamal, do you think he's gay?
Speaker 4:
[26:31] Jamal, do you think he's gay?
Speaker 3:
[26:34] Do you think I dicks? If anyone... I say this with love, but if it... I think... Who are the top three women of 90 Day Fiancé herstory that you feel like would end up dating slash marrying a gay guy? I think Kimberly would be... Kimberly for sure... .by number one.
Speaker 1:
[26:52] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[26:54] And I'm trying to think of... I can't even really...
Speaker 1:
[26:56] Cortney, a little bit younger. When she was younger.
Speaker 3:
[27:00] Yeah, when she was younger. Cortney, when she was younger. Yeah, she would have...
Speaker 1:
[27:04] Oh, oh, oh. Danielle. Danielle from Daniel Muhammad.
Speaker 3:
[27:07] I was going to say also, I could see Lauren, Lauren and Alexi. I could see her when she was younger.
Speaker 1:
[27:13] Maybe. She's had gay friends, though. She's a little more savvy than that.
Speaker 3:
[27:17] Yeah, that's true. She's savvier. Definitely Danielle. I mean, Muhammad probably was. And Nicol was dating GayAzin.
Speaker 1:
[27:26] Yeah, all these that you're saying.
Speaker 3:
[27:28] But still, Kimberly is the number one.
Speaker 1:
[27:31] You think he's gay?
Speaker 5:
[27:33] I think so many gay guys.
Speaker 3:
[27:35] I love gay guys. I just don't want to date one.
Speaker 1:
[27:38] Yeah, I can. Anyway, y'all, they're at Hamburger Mary's. Bellis just blew them off. She just, I got to say, to blow off your mom when she's in town. Now, to be fair, she brought a guy.
Speaker 3:
[27:55] Well, and also, to be fairer, we've already said the original trip was just supposed to be her mom, and then she brought Gino. Because this is about her. It's her graduation from cosmetology school.
Speaker 1:
[28:06] Yeah. I think that's important by the way we're talking about it.
Speaker 6:
[28:13] Sounds like law school.
Speaker 3:
[28:14] Well, no.
Speaker 1:
[28:15] Mom, I'm graduating from cosmetology school.
Speaker 3:
[28:23] What is graduation? Because we've got sissy cosmologists, or cosmetologists.
Speaker 1:
[28:28] Maybe he was a cosmologist too.
Speaker 3:
[28:30] Maybe we have a cosmo. But what is a cosmology school graduation? Do you have like, I'm kind of interested now, like do you have ceremonies or like, do you cut like one haircut and then there's like a hair show?
Speaker 1:
[28:46] Oh, a hair show.
Speaker 3:
[28:47] Have you ever been to a hair show?
Speaker 1:
[28:49] I have not. What is a hair show?
Speaker 3:
[28:50] I think I went once with our friend Bridget Green.
Speaker 1:
[28:54] Is it like hair equipment? It's like hair.
Speaker 3:
[28:56] Usually it's sponsored or like this was, it was my friend Bridget and Jocelyn. And she had the time she worked for Sebastian. Remember Sebastian hair? I still don't know. And so it was like a new product of hair. Like Beyonce just did this in LA for the Sacred Line a couple of weeks ago. And they just do people's hair. And then they just walk down the aisles, like a fashion runway show in their hair. I think you more than anybody I know. You and Sissy are OG friends, Sissy. Y'all would love a hair show.
Speaker 1:
[29:24] I love the idea of that.
Speaker 3:
[29:25] I'm going to look. Maybe we'll go to one. That'd be fun.
Speaker 1:
[29:28] I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3:
[29:29] Okay, well, you're just going to see people you fuck.
Speaker 1:
[29:33] Once you put it that way that I actually have to plan, it's great in theory. But I don't want to have to go it. Because then I have to go there and then I enjoy myself for like 10 minutes. And I'm thinking, when can I leave? That's the cycle of me going anywhere.
Speaker 3:
[29:52] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[29:53] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[29:55] I'm planning my exit within 10 minutes. Usually. It's true.
Speaker 3:
[29:58] You are.
Speaker 1:
[29:59] So I like it when the gay brother's like, she's not coming. I texted her. They probably talk all the time.
Speaker 3:
[30:09] And he didn't even tell her sister. He's like, oh yeah. Oh my God. I forgot. I'm sorry that drag queen put her fake tits in my face. And I forgot.
Speaker 1:
[30:17] That's what Gino is like. I've never been to a drag show. It's freaking amazing. They're putting their tits in my face.
Speaker 3:
[30:23] Now, I will say in this day and age, the way drag is being attacked. I do love that TLC is showing this because y'all remember, there is people, y'all listening to this. Y'all are drag queens. You love drag queens. You get it. But there's people.
Speaker 1:
[30:41] Plenty of people who don't.
Speaker 3:
[30:42] And I love this isn't like a sexualized thing. This is just like it was anyway, I'm glad they're showing it. So kudos to TLC or whoever thought of it.
Speaker 1:
[30:51] He says Gino, sorry, Gino says that Natalie brings him out of her, his comfort zone, the comfort zone. And so she, he basically says to Gino's face, the gay brother says, she's not like Gino, she doesn't trust him.
Speaker 3:
[31:11] And Gino again goes, oh, okay. Okay.
Speaker 1:
[31:16] And Nick's like, well, here's the thing. He, she told me that like your ex attacked Natalie. And he's like, well, that's Jasmine's out of the equation.
Speaker 3:
[31:26] She's out of the equation picture.
Speaker 1:
[31:28] He still talks about her. And he's like, we're, everything's been progressing. Natalie and I are progressing. He's like, but you filed for divorce, right?
Speaker 3:
[31:39] And then he never nails him down. He says, um, and then Natalie says, well, I would like for her to give him a chance. And she says in her interview, you know, Bella has, this is why I said, he's the best. Bella has never seen me in a happy relationship. She talked about her, her last ex was a serial cheater and she saw it and she knew it and she stayed with him.
Speaker 1:
[32:02] Then Nick says, well, you're going to have to win over Bella. She's a hard one. Don't piss her off.
Speaker 3:
[32:08] Too late. Too late.
Speaker 1:
[32:11] I think these two uncle and niece are besties.
Speaker 3:
[32:14] I'd love to see them on Pillow Talk.
Speaker 1:
[32:15] I can just imagine.
Speaker 3:
[32:17] Just like.
Speaker 1:
[32:17] So later, we're sitting by a fire. Is this at the Airbnb where they are or at some kind of restaurant?
Speaker 3:
[32:25] There's like a courtyard in the Airbnb or something, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[32:28] So Gino, by the way, is still obsessed with Bella not liking him. Remember, this was the beginning. He's like, she just doesn't like me. And Natalie says, well, she doesn't know you.
Speaker 3:
[32:41] It's interesting how other people that have been on 90 Day Fiancé, they give someone's kids grace and a lot of them are like, well, I want them to like me, but I need to trust the process. But you can actually tell Gino is a bit offended.
Speaker 1:
[32:58] Oh, he is, very offended.
Speaker 3:
[32:59] Defensive about it.
Speaker 1:
[33:02] And well, no, all the assholes act this way. That's the thing that they... So that's when they call her, and we did the scene already in the beginning of the show where she basically calls him a troll and he treated so bad. He's like, I don't want to see you embarrass yourself. That must have been hard to hear from your daughter.
Speaker 3:
[33:26] She ended it, she said, I love you, but that's all that you're going to hear from me. Click. Click.
Speaker 1:
[33:33] Gino goes, whoa. And Natalie's like, I feel like I'm going to throw up. And Gino says, she didn't even give me a chance. Don't judge me on one incident. The thing about it is, it was like, it was, so the thing is, Gino is basically saying that the only thing I did wrong was inviting you to the party where Jasmine confronted her. But he did so many other things, like he lied to her about, didn't he, he lied, we were saying about if he'd seen Jasmine. There were so many things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[34:13] He, well, he told her his relationship was done and that everything, they hadn't even fully worked things out.
Speaker 1:
[34:18] And they went out to dinner. So there's a lot that he takes no responsibility for. And so she basically says, she's like, you know, my feelings have a change for you, but I do need her blessing. And he's like, so our relationship is on hold? Was that what you're saying? He's like, well, I need to talk to her and then I'll talk to you. Y'all, she just paces out. She leaves. He's like, oh, well, I guess I'm going to drink. And this is Bella doesn't trust my judgment. Natalie says she's never seen me happy in a relationship and that makes me feel like a failure as a parent. And because I never showed her that.
Speaker 3:
[35:00] So this actually, this isn't about Gino at all. It's about and this is kind of where I was like, I don't love this story because I don't care about Natalie exactly or her daughter or her surly daughter.
Speaker 2:
[35:14] I don't know these people.
Speaker 1:
[35:16] This is a failure. I think this season they thought we thought we cared about these people, but we do not. Liz was the exception. Liz came in through Ed, but we had enough backstory. Liz is the exception. There's not a lot of people. I think maybe Matt, Matt and Jasmine. There are very few who come in like this.
Speaker 3:
[35:39] But I think what you're saying though, you just described two people that are likable.
Speaker 1:
[35:44] Yes.
Speaker 3:
[35:45] And Gino has become not likable.
Speaker 1:
[35:47] Well, Gino and also Natalie.
Speaker 3:
[35:50] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[35:51] Well, I'm talking about people who were not 90 dayers.
Speaker 3:
[35:54] Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1:
[35:56] Like Liz and Matt of Jasmine. Those are friend dubs or relationship partners who came in. And I stopped trying to make Natalie happen, like fetch. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3:
[36:12] We already have a Natalie.
Speaker 1:
[36:13] We already have a Natalie.
Speaker 3:
[36:14] Although I don't know if she's done with the, she might be done with 90 day. She's been pretty horrible online.
Speaker 1:
[36:19] I can do so much better.
Speaker 3:
[36:21] They say that and then they come back. Colt said the same thing.
Speaker 1:
[36:25] Oh yeah. What's he gonna do?
Speaker 3:
[36:27] Yeah. What's Natalie gonna do? She's gonna be trying to have a baby when she's 55, looking for a crib. She's gonna need crib money.
Speaker 1:
[36:36] So I wonder if she's giving up on that dream.
Speaker 7:
[36:39] What she can always adopt.
Speaker 3:
[36:41] No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:
[36:45] And then Jasmine or Gino starts to say-
Speaker 3:
[36:46] She got that new nose thinking this is how she gets husband and baby and child.
Speaker 1:
[36:51] I want the child. And so Gino says, I really thought I was gonna be a father figure to Bella. And that's when I went, are you insane?
Speaker 3:
[36:59] She's 25.
Speaker 1:
[37:02] This is this thing, y'all. This I called it hysterical forced heterosexual monogamy. Now it's instant family.
Speaker 3:
[37:11] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[37:11] And also, I don't think I, I did not clock Vanja and Tony saying, I love you to each other.
Speaker 8:
[37:20] We'll talk about it.
Speaker 1:
[37:21] Good God. Anyway, so Gino's thinking about, he may never get the family he wants.
Speaker 3:
[37:31] Cause Gino asked, you know, he's like, what if I don't get her blessing? And Natalie's like, I'm not, I'm just gonna go see Bella on my own tonight. I'm gonna go do that. So speaking of, let's talk about Vanja and Tony. Tony.
Speaker 1:
[37:48] Someone, someone told me, they sent us a message and we don't, we don't watch the Between the Sheets y'all because we don't get it early. And by that time, we've already, we've gone to other things. Vanja was married before and she did not, or sorry, she was in a relationship before, I should, no, she was in a relationship for seven years. She did not sleep with this man until five years later, five years after they started dating.
Speaker 3:
[38:21] I did see that message. That's, ah, something, no, that's, something's wrong. Something's wrong, yeah. There's, it's kind of what I've been saying about her. She looks at the world through these happy, the car's pink, everything's pink. It's through these, because there's, I think there's really fucking dark, painful trauma that happened to her and she wants to bottle it down.
Speaker 6:
[38:50] Good lord.
Speaker 3:
[38:51] Which shows how, when she has, when she goes from 0 to 100, Yeah. So quickly, and even though, because this kind of, she's the one who freaked out and was kind of in the wrong.
Speaker 6:
[39:05] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[39:05] At the beginning of, at the end of the last episode. But then Tony.
Speaker 1:
[39:08] She lost it.
Speaker 3:
[39:09] Well, and Tony really, y'all, this guy is a maniacal controller and it's a huge fucking red flag. This is not a guy you were with.
Speaker 1:
[39:19] He just said crazy stuff like he she's outside and she's like, why don't you interrupt my dance or I just wish to try to have some fun. He's like, you found some like Vin Diesel guy who looks like your ex. And and you're just like having a good time is you're going. You're going to Ibiza in a few weeks. And and he says, if you're going to be social like that, you're going to dance with random guys. What else is going to happen? Because all women are sluts, of course. And and he's she says, I know he knew I was a dancer when we started dating and he's projecting his own insecurity 100 percent. And then he says, he's putting words in her mouth, as she said, he says, you know, it's really people fall in love with people, their dance partners all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3:
[40:04] That's the problem. And then he says, and I think dancing is not appropriate for a new relationship. And I went, what are your rules? She literally is a belly dance. She literally dances for a living. You stupid prick.
Speaker 1:
[40:19] Why? She should have, when he said that, she should have walked away.
Speaker 3:
[40:24] She, when he said that, she should have said, then we're done here. There's nothing else to be said. You're great. Cause Vanya is too, she is too, she should be too grown to be doing, dealing with this foolishness. But sadly, again, emotionally, she's not. I'm concerned that we're, I'm concerned too.
Speaker 1:
[40:50] Her friends or her family sees her with someone acting this way and doesn't go, you need to get out of there. You need to lose his number. And wherever you're getting these terrible men from, send them back because this is bad.
Speaker 3:
[41:10] This is, well, called Florida. Sorry, but this, it does, I'm just going to say, you mentioned it earlier, but it gives me, or maybe you mentioned it on Gayly Dose, he gives me, Jennifer Lopez, enough vibes, or sleeping with the enemy vibes. Like, I feel like this guy is just... And he's not hot.
Speaker 1:
[41:37] I'm sorry. It has to be said.
Speaker 3:
[41:38] All right.
Speaker 1:
[41:39] He's not hot. He's not attractive at all. At least you can be hot. If you're going to be a controlling nightmare, you at least should be hot.
Speaker 3:
[41:51] At least the guys in Big Little Lies were hot.
Speaker 1:
[41:54] Thank you.
Speaker 3:
[41:55] Thank you. They were.
Speaker 1:
[41:57] Thank you.
Speaker 3:
[41:57] We did have a sissy who said, I did date an average looking doctor though with a micro penis and I stayed too long. Someone did talk about that in the Patreon comments.
Speaker 1:
[42:05] Who hurt you?
Speaker 3:
[42:06] I know.
Speaker 1:
[42:08] You know what, probably to be fair, you're probably at that time in your life, you didn't think you deserved more. That's probably true.
Speaker 3:
[42:16] Or you were trying something different because every hot guy with a big dick that you dated was a piece of shit.
Speaker 1:
[42:22] So you thought, was he at least kind to you?
Speaker 3:
[42:27] Message Poodle about it. I just.
Speaker 1:
[42:32] So when he said to me, dance is very essential. You can. It's very easy to fall in love with. And I would, I would have done.
Speaker 2:
[42:39] Oh, come on.
Speaker 1:
[42:41] Yeah, this is absurd.
Speaker 3:
[42:44] It's absurd.
Speaker 1:
[42:45] Are we really? I feel like we feel like they need someone reacting. They need one of us in a scene just reacting to this going, what the fuck are you talking about? You crazy moron. I know.
Speaker 3:
[42:59] If we were on Pillow Talk, it just would have been us going, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 1:
[43:07] I think they would never be able to put me on watching like Rick and Trish because I would just talk about all the ways and I wouldn't just kill him.
Speaker 3:
[43:14] Yeah, I don't think. I think a lot of things would end up on the editing room floor.
Speaker 1:
[43:22] Then I'd get the scythe. Yeah, I would not be allowed to comment on Rick.
Speaker 3:
[43:29] No.
Speaker 1:
[43:33] Talk of violence on a show like that wouldn't work.
Speaker 3:
[43:36] Probably not.
Speaker 1:
[43:37] So they are and he's like, that's it, you're going to storm. He's like, compromise. What he's what what I took him wanting, quote, compromise, meaning as you don't dance with anyone else but me.
Speaker 3:
[43:53] That that's yes. And he's trying to turn it around and confuse her.
Speaker 1:
[43:58] What's what is he giving up?
Speaker 3:
[44:00] This guy plays mental fucking games.
Speaker 1:
[44:03] So he allowed his. Oh, I get it. His compromise. She doesn't dance with anyone else but her him.
Speaker 3:
[44:10] Because he doesn't like to dance. So that's his compromise.
Speaker 1:
[44:13] Allows her to do belly dancing. There you go. That's the or or he allows her to go places.
Speaker 3:
[44:24] She and she only gets to dance with his sweaty, average body with his.
Speaker 1:
[44:30] Oh, he's so sweaty always.
Speaker 3:
[44:32] With his just.
Speaker 1:
[44:33] He repulses me.
Speaker 3:
[44:34] Terribly ultra dyed black hair.
Speaker 1:
[44:38] So she even says, you don't you don't trust me and I'm going home. And she even says he is an absolute control freak. If he's acting like this now, I can only imagine what it's going to be like after being apart for two weeks. Oh, we see next week he's already blowing up her fucking phone.
Speaker 3:
[44:54] But but this is where Vanya has so much more to work on herself. And it's hard for her to see. It's hard for her to see, quote, darkness, quote, negativity. It's hard for her to see it and feel it because in the next scene, she's apologizing.
Speaker 4:
[45:13] Yep.
Speaker 3:
[45:14] She is she is the only thing she has to apologize for. She could say, you know what? I got upset that she didn't want to dance. I exploded. That's on me. I should have respected your boundary that you didn't want to dance. But I can dance with anybody I fucking want. Da da da da da da da da da. She didn't do that. No, she rolled over for all of it and it was awkward.
Speaker 5:
[45:39] Awkward.
Speaker 1:
[45:40] And so he's over, it's been a few days.
Speaker 3:
[45:44] He's taking her to the airport.
Speaker 8:
[45:45] God, I didn't live.
Speaker 1:
[45:46] He's like, I did trust you, but everything escalated and you left. And blaming her for everything that happened.
Speaker 3:
[45:53] His hair looked terrible here too.
Speaker 1:
[45:56] And she's like, I'm sorry, I do want you to trust me. And I would never put our relationship in jeopardy. And he's like, well, we just, anytime there's something like this happens, we need to talk about it. Uh, well, she is avoidant for that. She doesn't like to do that. But when that happens with him to her defense, he blames her and gets and really and punishes her for it. That's what they're talking is.
Speaker 3:
[46:24] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[46:26] And she reacts, she gets even more reactive because who could not? And anyway, then she says, he's like, I don't want their attention. We need to talk about it. And she says, you know, Tony and I have been better. We're already saying I love you. And I went, are you fucking kidding me? This isn't, this isn't a relationship. This is play acting. We are playing house. We are playing a relationship.
Speaker 3:
[46:49] No, and because they don't love one another, because they were quote friends, I think it makes a little bit more of, they feel like they have history or whatever. But no, you were friends, but started the relationship a month ago. So you got to, you got to reset the clock on this.
Speaker 1:
[47:05] You might have friend love.
Speaker 3:
[47:07] You weren't friends for 10 years. You were friends for like a year.
Speaker 1:
[47:12] A year.
Speaker 3:
[47:14] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[47:15] We usually say a year.
Speaker 3:
[47:17] I know I said that on purpose.
Speaker 1:
[47:19] A year. Or a year.
Speaker 3:
[47:27] Yeah. You've never heard people say that. And it makes me laugh. But they're like, yeah, I've heard people say, I don't know what accent it is. I've heard some of it. I know them like a year. And I'm like, that's not what you say. Yeah. Yeah. It makes me laugh every time.
Speaker 1:
[47:44] A year or a year.
Speaker 3:
[47:46] I know. I'm agreeing with you.
Speaker 1:
[47:48] But I've never heard anyone say that. That's wild.
Speaker 3:
[47:51] So come ahead, Sizzle. I don't remember where, but I know I've heard it and I laughed at it.
Speaker 1:
[47:55] Like aah, like the cat or aah.
Speaker 3:
[47:57] Yeah. A year.
Speaker 1:
[48:00] A year.
Speaker 3:
[48:01] Yeah. Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:
[48:04] The IPA symbol of the E with the nasal over it.
Speaker 3:
[48:10] It was, you know, Poodle is a funny bit until you say IPA.
Speaker 1:
[48:13] Until I deconstructed it and I ruined it with IPA.
Speaker 3:
[48:16] Oh, God. Just move on to, move on to Cortney.
Speaker 1:
[48:20] Uh, I think, I think that's, yeah, that was all I wanted to say. Do you notice they kept saying, I love you baby, baby, baby, baby. Lord, that's what I'm saying. This is complete cosplay.
Speaker 3:
[48:30] I'm going to shit myself. Neither of these two know. Can we talk about somebody else now?
Speaker 1:
[48:33] Neither of these two know. Oh, I just, one more thing to say by the way. What was she wearing?
Speaker 3:
[48:38] Oh, do you want me to just unload in my pants right here?
Speaker 1:
[48:42] It was kind of a, it, it was a top with these pants that I, I could not fit.
Speaker 3:
[48:53] And there was these oddly placed, the print was weird on the pants. It gave me, they weren't as bad, but it almost gave me such a grandma outfit. Angela's Walmart pants that she used to wear, that made her look like, that made her look like that Monsters Inc character.
Speaker 1:
[49:13] It was bad.
Speaker 3:
[49:14] It was, it was like, Mike, Mike Kozowski.
Speaker 1:
[49:20] I feel, I don't think that's the last name, but that's okay. I, I feel like she was thinking, Mike Kozowski. I feel like she says, I feel like I'm going to fly, so I need to be comfortable.
Speaker 3:
[49:32] Get it.
Speaker 1:
[49:33] But.
Speaker 3:
[49:34] Wear Lululemon, bitch.
Speaker 1:
[49:36] I, I mean.
Speaker 3:
[49:38] But that's not, that's not, I guarantee you, because we've already talked about her astrology being cancer. I wouldn't be surprised if she's like an enneagram, maybe a four, but maybe like a seven.
Speaker 1:
[49:52] No, she's, she's not a four.
Speaker 3:
[49:53] She's, she's probably a seven. There's an individualness to her that she wants to be different than other people.
Speaker 1:
[50:02] I just was grossed out by it.
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Speaker 1:
[51:19] Let's talk about Cortney who is grocery shopping with her family, and she just puts some cookies in there and the mom goes, we're going to die. You know what?
Speaker 3:
[51:27] I'm going to make cabbage rolls. Before you get, she's a seven. I think she's a seven because I just look at this and it's a desire to be happy, satisfied, and fully engaged in life, often avoiding pain, boredom, and limitations.
Speaker 1:
[51:41] Total seven.
Speaker 3:
[51:42] She's, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[51:43] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[51:44] Anyway, I love-
Speaker 1:
[51:46] You ever met a seven? They're crazy.
Speaker 3:
[51:48] Yeah, I have a friend. She's fucking nuts.
Speaker 1:
[51:51] I'm sorry to you, sevens out there.
Speaker 3:
[51:53] I tell her all the time.
Speaker 6:
[51:54] Holy shit.
Speaker 3:
[51:55] And she's a triple fire sign. Sun, moon, rising. She's nuts. And I love her, but she's nuts. I love, I kind of want, can we just always go shopping with Cortney and mom and dad?
Speaker 1:
[52:11] It's, it's hysterical. I still see-
Speaker 3:
[52:13] Is this the first scene we've had in a grocery store on 90 Day?
Speaker 1:
[52:16] No, we've had plenty of them. Five for Five happened here.
Speaker 3:
[52:19] How could I ever forget? Thank you.
Speaker 1:
[52:21] But no, it's always a big thing when, when Manuel, are you crazy?
Speaker 4:
[52:25] Manuel and Ashley?
Speaker 3:
[52:26] I'm sorry. We've just, I guess it was just, I've never seen it with people like three Americans going in a grocery store.
Speaker 1:
[52:31] Oh, no, it's usually to show the foreign person American grocery stores. And they all go, oh my God, you have so many of one thing.
Speaker 3:
[52:39] I kind of miss Mi Trabajo Es Bruja.
Speaker 1:
[52:44] Mi Trabajo Es Bruja, Manuel. Mi Trabajo Es Bruja. Mi Trabajo Es Bruja. Yo Tingo Internet.
Speaker 2:
[52:53] Yo Tingo Internet.
Speaker 1:
[52:56] Yo Tingo Internet, Manuel.
Speaker 2:
[53:00] I got to give her, I got to give her.
Speaker 1:
[53:02] She spoke better Spanish than most people, but it always sounded just like the dumb Valley girl at the bar.
Speaker 3:
[53:12] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[53:13] Yo Tingo Internet, Manuel. I do miss them. They're on Pillow Talk sometimes.
Speaker 3:
[53:23] Oh, I bet they're good on Pillow Talk, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[53:26] I'm surprised they never did another Happily Ever After.
Speaker 3:
[53:31] I am, too. I am, too. Maybe they'll be back, because Libby and Andre are probably going to be out.
Speaker 1:
[53:38] That was one couple that I did not think would make it, and I think they might be defying expectations.
Speaker 3:
[53:44] So far.
Speaker 1:
[53:45] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[53:46] They've got a long way to go.
Speaker 1:
[53:47] Or I think we said we gave them five years.
Speaker 3:
[53:49] Yeah, I think we did.
Speaker 1:
[53:53] Anyway. Oh, that was a fun season.
Speaker 3:
[53:59] It was.
Speaker 1:
[54:00] I remember her crying on the way home. Oh, so, so y'all, they basically Colty, she brings up, so I talked to Colt, he's in Brazil, seeing another girl.
Speaker 3:
[54:16] And she thought he was going to see Mother Debbie in Canada in the whole time he's been in Brazil. Why didn't they show us that?
Speaker 1:
[54:28] I think they will. I think they will, probably next week.
Speaker 3:
[54:31] Like next episode, like him returning back? Yeah. Because at this point, it's like Nigeria, Brazil, the Philippines, there's satellite Matt Sharp Studios.
Speaker 1:
[54:40] It has to be.
Speaker 3:
[54:42] They don't even have to hire.
Speaker 1:
[54:43] There's a whole editing team in the Philippines.
Speaker 3:
[54:45] Yes. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[54:49] So she's, she's, he's found a doctor to do a surgery because he needs another one.
Speaker 3:
[54:56] He's got some ligaments that are torn or whatever.
Speaker 1:
[54:58] And the first thing that the mom says, well, he's not staying with us.
Speaker 3:
[55:02] Dad's like, no, not happening.
Speaker 1:
[55:05] I just love how these very nice people.
Speaker 3:
[55:08] June and Fred. Is it June, right? Or Joan?
Speaker 1:
[55:11] I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[55:12] What's her mom's name again?
Speaker 1:
[55:13] I actually don't know their names.
Speaker 3:
[55:14] His is Fred. I can't remember her right now.
Speaker 1:
[55:15] But they, these people have been absolutely hardened by Colt.
Speaker 3:
[55:22] Yeah. And they've dealt with y'all. They did with Antonio. Like they've dealt with Cortney, the German guy selling period cups. They have seen it. But Colt has been their last straw.
Speaker 1:
[55:34] They have finally seen man's inhumanity to man.
Speaker 3:
[55:38] And I thought about, to me, there's, you know, because Courtney's saying, well, I would pick him up and then just situate him in detail.
Speaker 1:
[55:46] She volunteered to do it.
Speaker 3:
[55:47] And I know it's dumb. I know this is dumb, but I feel responsible for him. And dad's like, don't let this happen. You know, he won't be faithful. And just the image, to me, there is nothing like your dad telling you your ex-boyfriend's a loser while standing by a display of talkies.
Speaker 2:
[56:07] That just...
Speaker 1:
[56:11] I do love when things happen in grocery stores. And you'll see an entire display of like sun-made raisins. That happened on another episode where someone was having a meltdown. And it was just like sun-sweet pitted prunes.
Speaker 2:
[56:37] It's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1:
[56:43] And it's like they almost just fucking talk it all. And the Takis package is not subtle.
Speaker 3:
[56:49] No, it's like, hey, get some Takis. I've never had them.
Speaker 1:
[56:55] They're delicious. They're spicy most of the time.
Speaker 3:
[56:58] I think that's why I haven't had them. They're like, I wouldn't be able to control them. It would bother me. I bet it bothers your reflux.
Speaker 1:
[57:06] Actually, reflux doesn't bother me for spicy things that much.
Speaker 3:
[57:10] Oh, that's nice.
Speaker 1:
[57:12] Only if I have really, really spicy food.
Speaker 3:
[57:15] What is it, big dicks that just push your acid back up there?
Speaker 1:
[57:18] Yes. You have much worse reflux than I do. Even though I told you for years.
Speaker 3:
[57:24] You never did.
Speaker 1:
[57:27] Y'all, y'all, for years, I said, it's acid reflux. That's your issue. No acknowledgement, went to a doctor.
Speaker 2:
[57:37] Guess what? I have acid reflux.
Speaker 3:
[57:38] I think if you just had a nicer delivery, then maybe I would have listened.
Speaker 1:
[57:45] Nice doesn't do anything in this world.
Speaker 3:
[57:47] Well, neither do you.
Speaker 4:
[57:49] I was assertive.
Speaker 3:
[57:51] Yeah. Y'all can imagine Poodle's assertive.
Speaker 1:
[57:57] I was kind, but firm.
Speaker 3:
[58:01] I just remember feeling shame, but sure.
Speaker 1:
[58:04] That's your problem. Talkies. Talkies. Mom says, well, I think you're strong enough, but he's going to really try to reel you in again. She's like, look, he's not using me because I volunteered. Then she said, this broke my heart. I cry more about his leg and the fact he may be disabled than about him to any other women.
Speaker 3:
[58:33] And she says, I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't trust myself with him.
Speaker 1:
[58:37] And she says she has some kind of crazy power over me because y'all, do you remember seeing that on Hunt for Love? That was a traumatic thing that happened.
Speaker 3:
[58:45] It was.
Speaker 1:
[58:46] And she saw it and she saw him in pain like that. And she was, she was unable to help. Yeah. And he exploited it.
Speaker 3:
[58:59] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[59:00] Anyway.
Speaker 3:
[59:01] Well, usually narcissistic people take advantage of people who are co-dependent.
Speaker 1:
[59:07] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[59:08] And Courtney is that would be the best thing for her is go to a CODA meeting. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[59:14] Let's talk about Kim. It's, it's Christmas time.
Speaker 3:
[59:21] Now look, Kim Bali does the same thing. She puts a top hat on top of her Christmas tree. You know, I like bling. She does like bling.
Speaker 1:
[59:32] Hers is a little bit too much for me. I thought her tree was a little over decorated, to be honest.
Speaker 3:
[59:38] Why can't you just say, though, yes, we have something in common. We both put a top hat on our Christmas tree.
Speaker 1:
[59:44] Mine is not a top hat. Mine is a bowler hat. Very different. Okay. A bowler hat.
Speaker 3:
[59:54] It's cabaret.
Speaker 1:
[59:55] Bossy. Top hat is gauche.
Speaker 3:
[59:59] Okay.
Speaker 1:
[60:01] I don't want a gauche tree.
Speaker 3:
[60:03] Wow. Wow.
Speaker 1:
[60:06] I think it's overly decked if I had to opine, which I will. And...
Speaker 3:
[60:13] Yeah, I had notes, you know, but...
Speaker 1:
[60:16] Yeah. Reminds me of my grandma and my mother, which include Larry. So they call Larry and he's like, do I get his talk?
Speaker 6:
[60:25] He's like, yeah, you will. You'll have his talk in two.
Speaker 3:
[60:27] It's sweet. I'm glad that...
Speaker 1:
[60:29] It's your family. Well, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3:
[60:33] It is instant fan. I mean, it is in a way.
Speaker 1:
[60:36] It still feels like whiplash.
Speaker 3:
[60:39] I think that's just what it feels like.
Speaker 1:
[60:41] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[60:43] I think it does. I just... I mean, I know my dad never really talked to them, but my Aunt Peggy and Aunt Darla both talked to the woman. They found out Donna. It was Donna. And what's the other one's name? Well, I have in Darla. Then Darla got became friends with Donna.
Speaker 1:
[61:01] Who had another family?
Speaker 3:
[61:02] My dad's father is the one that, yeah, that that Grandma Heysel beat his mistress at the Chili Can. Then they were kids. No, but no, they're never heard that full story.
Speaker 1:
[61:16] It's back there somewhere.
Speaker 3:
[61:17] It's back there in the annals of RG Herstory.
Speaker 1:
[61:21] But sure, Christina probably added it, included it on the best of.
Speaker 3:
[61:25] I think it was on the best of. Yeah, if you just go to the best of. I can't remember the other one's name because it was confusing. It doesn't matter. But there was Darla and then there was the other one was Donna. And then it was like Peggy and like Pam. It was another P word. It was very-
Speaker 1:
[61:40] Maybe he was trying to recreate the family.
Speaker 3:
[61:42] It's weird. Yeah. Anyway, but I remember them being like, what do I do with this? Like, this is somebody who has my DNA and these are people, remember, this isn't a half sibling. This is someone where you have the full DNA of somebody.
Speaker 1:
[61:57] To be fair.
Speaker 3:
[61:57] That's gotta be whiplash.
Speaker 1:
[61:59] I think what you're talking about is to ask those questions is normal. It doesn't feel like in the edit, we're not getting these people asking these questions. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:
[62:08] That's a really good point. I think those questions probably were asked and talked about. And you're right, we're not getting that at all.
Speaker 1:
[62:14] So, it feels like we're... I would just like people saying how they feel more. And I think Larry probably hasn't expressed that because he doesn't want to shame Kim anymore that she already has.
Speaker 3:
[62:27] Or if he has, we didn't see it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[62:31] Yeah. The opposite of this is what we were talking about when Brittany and took Brittany from Love After Lockup for Brittany and Marcelino were talking to her mother about what happened, how bad it was growing up for her. Where her parents basically left her because they were addicts.
Speaker 3:
[62:52] She couldn't find her parents. She had no food in there. So she ran away from the house at 12 years old and then came back three days later and her parents had moved and gone and no idea of how to get in touch with them.
Speaker 1:
[63:08] And she was telling her mom all that mom was like breaking down. And I was like, I think you have to tell your parents things like this, about how you feel. But especially everyone's had addiction in this court. You cause your mom to relapse. But I saw I wanted I wanted some facilitator there. I didn't I didn't that that that I don't think was necessary in a situation like this. But it kind of like when there are there are sissies who do they work with adoptees who meet people like they facilitate these meetings and handle that. And I think I I don't know if this is this ever happened with Kim Bali and Larry. But it seems like someone should have been there to make sure we included Larry's feelings and Kim Bali's feelings. Because we saw Larry was not able to have any feelings. And it just that was a good example of where of the line here. But so I do I do feel like that's the other thing. I do feel it's it's exploitive. The whole thing feels exploitive to me. That's why I don't really love the storyline.
Speaker 3:
[64:13] I love watching that.
Speaker 1:
[64:15] So they are so I do not like Kim Bali. And I know this is because of the nature of reality television. Like I got a big thing to say. And my first thought was she's gonna tell him about another one? There's another one.
Speaker 3:
[64:28] Look, she and another one. She does need to choose, maybe choose a better, a different choice words for that. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1:
[64:37] So she's gonna go to England and Larry's like, well, maybe don't get your hopes up. Uh, and, and Kim, she's like, no, it's a very different thing than with Ousmane. Very different thing. And, and she, so she finally says, well, maybe Jamal should go. He's like, I'm fine. And even Larry's like, I think you should go.
Speaker 3:
[64:59] I think you should go.
Speaker 1:
[65:00] Y'all remember, this was a woman who was engaged to a guy on death row. Did we forget about that?
Speaker 3:
[65:08] I did.
Speaker 1:
[65:09] That happened. That was a thing that happened in Kim Bali's life.
Speaker 3:
[65:14] I forgot about that. Poor Jamal.
Speaker 1:
[65:19] I know.
Speaker 3:
[65:20] It's a lot.
Speaker 1:
[65:21] Yeah. So, but she reached out.
Speaker 3:
[65:23] We tease Jamal for like being a fuck boy and all that kind of, and he is, but Jamal, it is actually, when you think about all that Jamal's been through, he's pretty, he's pretty well adjusted.
Speaker 1:
[65:33] It's put together.
Speaker 3:
[65:34] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[65:34] It's going to have issues with relationships for sure.
Speaker 3:
[65:37] I bet that'll be hard for him. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[65:40] So she reached out the adoption agency and she got the letter, her daughter's mother, her adopted mother, wrote to her, to Kim Bali. Thank God for this. To the birth mother of R.
Speaker 3:
[65:54] Yeah. We found out her name starts with an R.
Speaker 1:
[65:57] They found out she was, she's like a happy and healthy child. She breaks down and so she starts reading again. And she said that she never got this letter because I was moving around a lot.
Speaker 3:
[66:11] To the military and they could never find her.
Speaker 1:
[66:14] But she says she loves pasta, she loves vegetables, big vocabulary, goes to private school. And she said all this makes her more real and I'm happy she was raised so well and I'm glad she had a good life. And I'm glad Kim can say I couldn't provide for you talking to Larry. And I can't say I regret what I did, because you're a lot better off.
Speaker 5:
[66:39] The way I hit it was fucked up.
Speaker 3:
[66:42] It was but I love that she said this sentiment. I thought it was really, I thought it was, I thought it was growth for her.
Speaker 1:
[66:49] Because the rest of the shame.
Speaker 3:
[66:51] Yeah, and I think it's really beautiful that she looks at she can look back on this and say, you know, I did what was best for my kids and it was the best thing for my kids and I'm at peace with that.
Speaker 1:
[67:01] Yeah, I think at this point, she has to believe it because anything else is going to just cause her more pain.
Speaker 3:
[67:08] I think this is going to change. I think this has the potential to change the rest of her life because I think if you feel like you're a shitty mother who abandoned your children, you feel like, why, why do I deserve anything? Of course, you're going to date a guy on death row because what else do I deserve?
Speaker 1:
[67:26] Yeah, yeah, true, true.
Speaker 3:
[67:28] So I hope it's a turning point. That is the show. Well, that's this episode. It's not our show because we've got.
Speaker 1:
[67:36] My show. Our show.
Speaker 3:
[67:39] All right. Let us listen to it. Here we go.
Speaker 9:
[67:43] Hi, Mattie and Poodle. I'm just calling with a question for you. This is Sissy Lauren. I was wondering, and I'm sorry if you've already answered this before in a-
Speaker 3:
[67:53] Sissy Lauren, that's fine.
Speaker 9:
[67:54] But which of your podcast songs would you say is your favorite? Because I've recently started watching Love After Lockup, and I cannot get enough of the songs. When that intro song comes on, I'm dancing, I'm singing along.
Speaker 3:
[68:13] I love that.
Speaker 9:
[68:14] It is so good. It is so good. Thank you. Love you guys so much.
Speaker 3:
[68:19] Bye.
Speaker 1:
[68:20] Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 3:
[68:21] Thank you, sis.
Speaker 1:
[68:24] Well, on the DL, we stole that from RuPaul.
Speaker 3:
[68:27] Yeah, RuPaul has a song called Prisoner of Love, and it's pretty good. So you want to listen to the whole thing?
Speaker 1:
[68:36] We did sing it, though.
Speaker 2:
[68:37] Don't mention it to RuPaul, please.
Speaker 1:
[68:38] And we changed a couple of the lyrics, but most of them are her lyrics, I think.
Speaker 3:
[68:43] Again, we will deny this in the court of law or in a mediator.
Speaker 1:
[68:47] I don't know what one...
Speaker 3:
[68:49] It's so crazy that they just asked this because we were talking about the UK and I sang a little bit of Hell Britannia and it's not my favorite theme song, but I'm proud of how we, for 90 Day UK, have the Hell Britannia play. And then when it lands on the final chord, it transitions into the Reality Gays theme song. I'm very proud of that. But I think... Pardon?
Speaker 1:
[69:16] It's the seventh of the chord.
Speaker 3:
[69:21] It was... If you just do it... I think...
Speaker 1:
[69:24] I was adding context. You're guessing what my favorite one is?
Speaker 3:
[69:30] I, no, I'm, I have a tie.
Speaker 4:
[69:34] You already said yours.
Speaker 3:
[69:36] No, no, it just made me think of that theme song. That's not my favorite. My tie would be... I really love the Smothered theme song to Mamma Mia. I really love that one. And then I'm going to say Labor of Love.
Speaker 1:
[69:56] Oh, wow.
Speaker 3:
[69:58] Labor of Love. Yeah. What about you?
Speaker 6:
[70:02] Me?
Speaker 1:
[70:03] Yes, it's strange. I like to sit in your bath. Yes, it's strange. You're a sociopath. That's one of my favorite lyrics.
Speaker 3:
[70:12] You put in, I think you wrote about Sonic in the song.
Speaker 1:
[70:16] I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[70:17] Something like that.
Speaker 1:
[70:20] Yes, Kalanick.
Speaker 3:
[70:21] I rhymed it with Sonic. Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1:
[70:26] That I loved, I think it's because the most recent one, I guess the Seeking Sister Wife one I really enjoy. I like that one.
Speaker 3:
[70:37] What is that one? I don't even remember it.
Speaker 1:
[70:40] Two, We Are Family.
Speaker 3:
[70:43] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[70:46] And then Nick and Nick and the carol sleep in the biggest bed ever. Then there's Jack Garrick and Sad Daniel.
Speaker 3:
[70:56] And what was the Mary Millions theme song? I can't remember it.
Speaker 1:
[71:03] I Want Money.
Speaker 3:
[71:04] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[71:07] And then Too Hot to Handle. I like that because we got to rap.
Speaker 3:
[71:11] Oh, that was. Yeah, we've had some.
Speaker 1:
[71:16] During the pandemic, we had more time to write things.
Speaker 3:
[71:19] That's true. We had time to write all of these. You know what song I really like too? I really love our new YouTube song that you just wrote. That's our newest edition. So it sounds great.
Speaker 1:
[71:30] So I like that one. I like Lalu too. I like Prisoner of Love.
Speaker 3:
[71:35] I love singing it at law shows, or live shows. I almost said Lalu shows.
Speaker 1:
[71:40] Another reason to come to our live shows, y'all. We sing all those theme songs.
Speaker 3:
[71:45] We do.
Speaker 1:
[71:46] People do a mash up of theme songs one time.
Speaker 3:
[71:49] Don't promise. Take that out, Christina, because then you're going to expect it. Take it out. Take it out. I'm doing this for you. All right. Let us know what is your favorite theme song in the comments. Let us know. All right, everybody, that is the episode for us. Thank you so much for listening. We appreciate it very much. You can support our show by supporting our sponsors who help us do what we love. So if you do listen to those ads, please support those brands. It would mean a lot to us. Or if you don't want to hear any of that, subscribe to RG Plus on the $8 all audio tier. That's available on Patreon, Supercast and on Apple subscriptions. We're very aware to what's easier than Poodle.
Speaker 1:
[72:38] Apple subscriptions.
Speaker 3:
[72:39] Just one button. Just hit that. Leave a review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. We appreciate it very much. Jump into the Sissy Squad if you're looking for a little community, because we have fun in there. It's our Facebook group. A reminder, it is not a mental health group. It's not even a support group. It's not.
Speaker 1:
[72:58] You can ask for a Keep Going Queens, a KGQ. But yeah, some things get a little too complicated.
Speaker 3:
[73:05] If you want to know what medication you should be on for your, I don't know, for your anxiety disorder. It's not the place. You're not going to approve that. And you can't talk about your dog because y'all have already shown your ass in that.
Speaker 1:
[73:15] You can talk about them, but you can't post anything.
Speaker 3:
[73:18] You can't post about it because y'all, that wasn't on us.
Speaker 1:
[73:23] You could not handle that.
Speaker 3:
[73:27] Just somebody had to say that if the dog was rescued and then you're off.
Speaker 1:
[73:30] There are other podcast groups where you can post things with your cats and dogs.
Speaker 3:
[73:33] You can find about it in those.
Speaker 1:
[73:37] They'll have to ban them too. I promise you, it will happen.
Speaker 3:
[73:40] It will happen. It will happen. But what the Sissy Squad is, it is a great community group and you can definitely find community there in the main group or in, there's, I think at this point, dozens of subgroups. So, all right. Dozens, all right, everyone.
Speaker 1:
[73:57] There are dozens of us, Michael, dozens. I don't know what that's from. It's a present development. I told you, you need to fucking watch it. Another thing to add to your community, your education list.
Speaker 3:
[74:12] That's the show, everyone. We call these people lonely hearts because aren't we all just lonely hearts looking for love in all the wrong places?
Speaker 1:
[74:19] Yes. And if you have recently reunited with your adopted son, you may not want to surprise them with anything else. No. Keep that to yourself.
Speaker 3:
[74:35] Word it different.
Speaker 1:
[74:36] Yeah, word it different. Word it different or say trick or warning. Yeah. Or maybe everything you say is like, I'm not going to tell you I have another sibling. I'm not going to tell you I have another sibling. And then you can do everything. So preface it with that.
Speaker 3:
[74:51] Agreed. And call us.
Speaker 1:
[74:53] Call us.