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Speaker 1:
[00:00] All right, it is time for War of the Roses in Hartford. That's where we're going. Emma is on the line. Emma is having a problem with her husband, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it, I hope. All right, so tell us, what is going on, Emma?

Speaker 2:
[00:13] Just before Easter, I took my husband's car to the grocery store to get groceries for Easter Sunday dinner.

Speaker 1:
[00:20] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[00:21] And there's this Easter basket in the trunk with perfume, body lotion, massage oil, and these edible panties in it.

Speaker 1:
[00:31] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[00:31] And yeah, I mean, I never got a basket from him. And then I checked his trunk, baskets gone. So I don't know what to think here. Like what is happening? Who's, where, why all of it?

Speaker 1:
[00:48] That is so suspicious. I'm sorry, it's suspicious Walmart, Jeff.

Speaker 3:
[00:53] Well, I didn't say anything. I'm just, I'm just thinking maybe it was like a grab bag at work or something or with edible panties or maybe like some sort of raffle with edible panties or just, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[01:06] It tastes like those fruit rollups.

Speaker 3:
[01:08] Oh, do they?

Speaker 1:
[01:09] I mean, back in the day.

Speaker 3:
[01:10] Oh, okay. I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[01:12] I don't want to ask any more questions.

Speaker 1:
[01:14] Emma, that is very strange that it's no longer in the back of his trunk and you have not confronted him yet with this.

Speaker 2:
[01:20] I don't know what's going on. I'm just so, I don't even know what to think here. I'm just really, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:30] Has Vin ever cheated before? Is he like the type of guy? Like, I mean, do you know if he's ever cheated on you before?

Speaker 2:
[01:35] Back when we first, we had sort of a rocky beginning when we first got together, but that was a long time ago. I mean, you know, we've been married for six years now and everything's been fine and so I don't really know what's happening. Okay. I really don't.

Speaker 1:
[01:49] All right, Emma, we're going to get to the bottom of it. It's a little suspect that he was hiding an adult-themed Easter basket in the trunk of his car and then it goes missing after Easter and he didn't give it to you. That's a lot. So we're going to call up Vin. We're going to offer him roses, try to get some information out of him. You're going to be listening in. If you feel comfortable at any time and you want to just jump in and confront him, you can, okay?

Speaker 2:
[02:11] Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:14] Oh, I'm nervous about this one.

Speaker 4:
[02:15] Yeah. I mean, this is edible panties. It's a little aggressive.

Speaker 3:
[02:20] You know what they say, right?

Speaker 4:
[02:22] No, but I'm sure you're going to tell us.

Speaker 3:
[02:23] Cheater, cheater, panty eater.

Speaker 5:
[02:28] Hello?

Speaker 4:
[02:29] Hi. I'm looking for a Mr. Vin.

Speaker 5:
[02:33] Yeah, I'm Vin. This is Vin.

Speaker 4:
[02:35] Hey, Vin. This is Alyssa from Flowers Express over in Hartford. How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 5:
[02:40] Okay. Sure. Yeah. How'd you get my number?

Speaker 4:
[02:44] Fabulous. I'm glad to hear it. I got your number because you are the lucky winner of our online weekly contest. Congratulations. You just picked up a dozen free roses.

Speaker 5:
[02:52] Wait. I don't remember entering any contests.

Speaker 4:
[02:55] Yeah, you probably don't. We buy like these third-party marketing lists, and so is a way of, you know, marketing ourselves because we're new here in Hartford. We randomly pick from the third-party list. So this way, you know, you'll get to know about us. We'll send flowers to somebody on your behalf, and this way they're going to get the flowers. They're going to be like, oh, Flowers Express, they do beautiful work. And the next time you need flowers, they're going to be like, oh, Flowers Express, they do beautiful work. And then everybody is just happy with the whole situation.

Speaker 5:
[03:20] Sounds good. I can't argue with that.

Speaker 4:
[03:23] Right. Fabulous. So it sounds like you're ready to accept.

Speaker 5:
[03:25] I mean, it's still catch, right? Like, I mean, I don't have to pay anything or whatever.

Speaker 4:
[03:29] No, I mean, like I said, I just won't send them to you. I'll send them to somebody on your behalf. Like I said, it makes us look good to them. Then you look good to them, and then you look good to us, and it's a whole situation.

Speaker 5:
[03:38] Love it.

Speaker 4:
[03:39] Cool. Awesome. All right. Well, as part of your prize, you get a lovely card that I can write a message in if you want.

Speaker 5:
[03:46] Yeah, sure. Yeah. Now, let's put a card in there.

Speaker 4:
[03:50] Okay, cool. Let's start with the-

Speaker 5:
[03:52] Can I just tell you my message, like what to put on it?

Speaker 4:
[03:55] Yeah, absolutely. Go for it. I'm ready when you are.

Speaker 5:
[03:57] Yeah. Just put something kind of basic like romantic, to the love of my life.

Speaker 4:
[04:05] That's sweet. Very simple. Very to the point. I like that. I don't do that. All right. To the love of my life. Is there a name for this love of your life?

Speaker 5:
[04:14] Actually, it's going to go to my wife, Emma.

Speaker 4:
[04:15] Emma. Okay. Awesome. Awesome. How long have you and Emma been married?

Speaker 5:
[04:20] We've been married for a few years.

Speaker 4:
[04:22] Oh, sweet. That's awesome. And things are going good.

Speaker 5:
[04:25] Yeah. I mean, it's, it's, you know, we have our ups and downs like every couple, but overall, I mean, it's pretty good.

Speaker 1:
[04:30] All right. I'm jumping in. I got to jump in. Vin, this is Courtney. Walmart Jeff is here. That florist there is Savannah. You're on Kiss 95-7.

Speaker 5:
[04:39] Wait, what?

Speaker 1:
[04:40] It's War of the Roses that you're on, which means you're significant other thinks you're cheating. And yeah, can I just, your wife, Emma, is also on the line. Emma, do you want to talk to him? Tell him why you think he's cheating.

Speaker 2:
[04:53] There's an Easter basket you had in the trunk and now it's gone. And I don't know where, why you had it, where it was going. It's an adult-themed Easter basket. Don't play dumb. What was that?

Speaker 5:
[05:07] Oh, come on. That's why you got this. That's why you put me up to this. You thought I was cheating because I got a basket?

Speaker 1:
[05:15] Massage oil. What is that? It had massage oil in it, edible panties. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[05:21] It was for Megan, my massage therapist. It's not dirty. She's a massage therapist. There's massage oils. It's like a joke gift. You know what I mean? I gave it to her for Easter, her for her and her wife. She's helped me out so much. Yeah. She's married to another woman. She's a lesbian.

Speaker 2:
[05:42] You think I'm cheating with a lesbian? What is happening? Oh my God.

Speaker 5:
[05:46] You think I'm cheating on you with my lesbian massage therapist? That is rich.

Speaker 2:
[05:53] I don't know what to think anymore. I don't know what that was and why you were hiding it. And like, I don't even know.

Speaker 5:
[05:58] Well, why are you snooping around my trunk anyway? Look, I just bought her a gift. I was out shopping. I saw it.

Speaker 2:
[06:04] It was cool. I took the car to the store. You knew I took the car to the store. What did you think?

Speaker 1:
[06:10] To give another woman an adult-themed basket is so inappropriate.

Speaker 5:
[06:17] It's not inappropriate. It's funny. It's like you wouldn't even know because you're not even in a relationship. I mean, like, I look, I mean, come on. She's helped me with my back pain. Now, when we're in the office and our sessions, I mean, we joke about stuff. I mean, it's all good. We got to know each other a little bit well. I thought it was funny. This is ridiculous. I can't believe I'm on the radio talking about this with you. I can't believe we're on the radio.

Speaker 2:
[06:43] Oh, my God.

Speaker 5:
[06:43] Yeah, you thought I was cheating on you, and so you set up this elaborate ruse, and they're going to call me and offer me free flowers. And what did I do? I sent them to my wife. Okay?

Speaker 1:
[06:55] You did.

Speaker 5:
[06:55] I love you. Get over it. Look. Vin, I can't believe I'm even on this.

Speaker 1:
[07:01] I appreciate your conviction, but we are going to put you guys on hold. I am going to offer counseling. If you want to break this down with a counselor, you can. If not, you don't have to. But I think you guys need to come to a conclusion together, not with us. Okay? Emma, you okay?

Speaker 5:
[07:16] You just need to quit thinking I'm cheating on her.