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Speaker 1:
[00:18] Hi, AB. What's up?
Speaker 2:
[00:20] How's it going?
Speaker 1:
[00:21] What's up? It's going good. We were just talking about how, if we don't write things down in our calendar, it's as though it never existed.
Speaker 2:
[00:30] Yeah, I have to set timers with, and I label, I have to label the timers or the alarms.
Speaker 1:
[00:36] No, I have to label, yeah, yeah, go to do this.
Speaker 2:
[00:37] Pick up so and so.
Speaker 1:
[00:39] Yep, pick up so and so. Don't forget to drop the dog at the groomer.
Speaker 2:
[00:42] Otherwise, I'll forget why I set that alarm. I'm like, what's this alarm for?
Speaker 1:
[00:46] I'll be like, why is my phone beeping at 2 p.m.? Yeah, none, no idea.
Speaker 2:
[00:50] It's bad, it's bad.
Speaker 1:
[00:52] Oh, the wonders of tech. What would we have done before technology? Maybe we just would have been less scattered and able to remember things better.
Speaker 2:
[00:58] Well, Post-Its, I think that's what my mom used. All this just had Post-Its all over.
Speaker 1:
[01:02] Post-Its would have kept our lives together.
Speaker 2:
[01:04] I still use, you know me, I like the paper, like paper things, so I got Post-Its everywhere.
Speaker 1:
[01:09] I got a Post-It right here. That's been sitting there for two years and I don't know why. It's got information on it for some like animal rescue. I don't know why, but it's there. And I don't want to get rid of it because it might come in handy sometime.
Speaker 2:
[01:21] What if you need an animal rescue, right?
Speaker 1:
[01:23] Well, it's actually an animal sanctuary where like they take groups out and stuff like that. So I think at some point I had been trying to organize a group to go out there.
Speaker 2:
[01:32] Oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1:
[01:33] Yeah. How's your last two days been? Because we've we've been recording about it.
Speaker 2:
[01:39] I know we're batching batching episodes. So yeah, I saw you very recently.
Speaker 1:
[01:45] Well, Pipwatch, so much is happening.
Speaker 2:
[01:46] I know. I'll update you on Pipwatch since this is kind of the last the last. Yes.
Speaker 1:
[01:50] That's what I was going to say. We were in the ending window of Pipwatch.
Speaker 2:
[01:53] Yeah. OK.
Speaker 1:
[01:54] It has a pip pip.
Speaker 2:
[01:55] I saw I thought I saw a pip. I swore I even texted Michael. It's like a pip. There's a pip. But no, like no. The friends of Big Bear Valley, the official group that runs the live feed, right, they haven't confirmed that no things that are probably like they said that's either dirt or poop or it's not an actual like crack, although it looks like a pip to me. So but it's not official yet. So we can't celebrate.
Speaker 1:
[02:19] It's a poop.
Speaker 2:
[02:19] But not a pip. Yeah. Although tomorrow is day 38 and that's when the last babies hatched a year ago. So maybe tomorrow I'm holding out. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[02:31] I'm holding out. It could happen while we're recording today.
Speaker 2:
[02:33] It might because like a watched pot never boils, a watched egg never hatches.
Speaker 1:
[02:40] Like you said, do you have it on the screen as usual though? OK, good. Good. Jackie, should something happen if a pip peeps? Make sure and let us know.
Speaker 2:
[02:49] OK, because we got to let you know. It doesn't help that Jackie built a privacy screen. Like literally she built, she got all this fluff and sticks and she built so we couldn't see the eggs. And I'm like, oh, she's sending a message.
Speaker 1:
[03:01] She knows she's like, look, y'all back off. All right.
Speaker 2:
[03:04] She's like, I am not for this isn't the Truman show. Like, I am not for your public consumption. But I think she was just building like a little fort for that storm. Like it was so windy and rainy the other night.
Speaker 1:
[03:16] Oh, that's very scary. She was like, I should reinforce this.
Speaker 2:
[03:19] She needed to reinforce the nest. Yes, the nest durations weren't holding up. So she needed to like re-enforcing the nest durations for the nest. It's the nest durations.
Speaker 1:
[03:29] I was very clear on that. I just it was the word itself.
Speaker 2:
[03:33] Yeah, that's a that's a thing. Like Shadow loves his nest durations. He's always like doing, you know, nest maintenance. He's very...
Speaker 1:
[03:41] Does he watch HGTV?
Speaker 2:
[03:42] You know, I'm going to tell him to tune in. Yeah, tune in.
Speaker 1:
[03:45] Buddy, we got a little show for you.
Speaker 2:
[03:47] Yeah, I'm sure he's an avid avid watcher.
Speaker 1:
[03:50] For sure. He loves, he's very over the shiplap though. He feels that that's so passing.
Speaker 2:
[03:54] That trend, that trend. Yeah, he's more into like the natural woods, you know, he's...
Speaker 1:
[03:58] Right, but he hates the gray though. Hates that, just the plain gray.
Speaker 2:
[04:02] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[04:02] Anyway, enough about it.
Speaker 2:
[04:04] We're doing a tight tan.
Speaker 1:
[04:05] Our missionary bird decorator. Jesus, not only is there construction next to it, and in the house behind that, but it is also in the front of my house where they are ripping up the streets to work on the sewer line. Are you kidding?
Speaker 2:
[04:22] You're surrounded. Literally surrounded.
Speaker 1:
[04:25] Literally three sides of me. I can't park in the driveway. I can't, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[04:30] That's the worst. I hate that. Is it just for today or are they gonna be there all week?
Speaker 1:
[04:34] No, no, it's been all week. It's been all week. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[04:36] That's terrible. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:
[04:37] Or they'll put the signs up that you can't park and then just not show up.
Speaker 2:
[04:40] That's my favorite, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[04:42] Yeah, yeah. And I was like, well, what do you, can I? Can't I?
Speaker 2:
[04:44] Gosh.
Speaker 1:
[04:46] So anyway, yeah, it's noisy. My nervous system is fine because I have noise canceling headphones and I just sit in my little nook under the stairs, which is sort of the most central location in the house. No, it just, it's a lot of pounding, a lot of nailing. I think the one construction crew preferred a nail gun. The other one likes to just hammer it in by hand. So I don't know which I hate more.
Speaker 2:
[05:12] They're equally annoying. Yeah, there's no preferred way of disrupting the piece.
Speaker 1:
[05:17] No, no. And then the water was off for a while yesterday.
Speaker 2:
[05:21] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[05:22] You know, it's been fun. Anyway, enough about my hassle. But that's, yeah, it just feels like it's encroaching.
Speaker 2:
[05:28] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[05:29] Yeah, it's everywhere. Every window is vibrating.
Speaker 2:
[05:34] Sorry to hear about that.
Speaker 1:
[05:35] That's okay. That's it. That's really all that's happened, though, is just an annoying construction day.
Speaker 2:
[05:40] You know what I'm looking for? Maybe you have a recommendation or a fanarito has a recommendation. I need, okay, so I have my AirPods, speaking of noise canceling headphones, and it's got that thing where it sort of cancels out most of the noise. I don't know. Anyway, but I can't, I'd like to fall asleep to either soft music or whatever, but I got you.
Speaker 1:
[05:59] I got you. It hurts my ear on the side. No, no, no, no. I got you.
Speaker 2:
[06:02] What's a comfortable earbud?
Speaker 1:
[06:03] It is called the, oh, this thing saved me.
Speaker 2:
[06:07] Oh, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Speaker 1:
[06:08] When I went on vacation with my mother and we were sleeping in the same room. It is an eye mask, like a darkening eye mask, that velcros over your head, but it's got little flat Bluetooth speakers, so it wraps over your eyes and around your ears, so you can sleep on your side. That's what I mean. And it plays, it is the Manta, M-A-N-T-A, sleep mask. It's a little more expensive than just like a normal one, but it completely light blocking. You can also get like little essential oil things to like put in there.
Speaker 2:
[06:40] This is ideal.
Speaker 1:
[06:40] And it's Bluetooth, it connects your, I got you.
Speaker 2:
[06:43] Okay, this I knew, I'm like, I bet Jodie knows, I bet Jodie knows.
Speaker 1:
[06:46] I have, because I also like to fall asleep with like meditation or, Skowl calls it my space music, because it's, you know, just some sort of weird.
Speaker 2:
[06:56] Oh, right. Like white noise.
Speaker 1:
[06:57] Noise, white noise. Yeah, yeah. But he has to sleep in an absolutely silent room.
Speaker 2:
[07:02] Man.
Speaker 1:
[07:03] So I got that originally. And then when my mom and I went to the UK, which was almost a year ago now.
Speaker 2:
[07:10] Yeah, that's right. Wow.
Speaker 1:
[07:11] And we were staying, we were, you know, gonna be staying in the same hotel room. I knew that I would need that.
Speaker 2:
[07:19] So smart.
Speaker 1:
[07:20] It came, it saved, came in handy.
Speaker 2:
[07:21] I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna buy some as soon as we get off this recording.
Speaker 1:
[07:25] Manta Sleep Mask. Highly recommend it. This is not a name.
Speaker 2:
[07:27] No, I literally, I legitimately needed this advice. So, yeah, fantastic. How do you feel speaking of like married, like, you know, your husband, one of you needs quiet, one of you needs some white noise. How do you feel about like separate bedrooms, like separate sleeping quarters?
Speaker 1:
[07:43] I think it's brilliant. I think it's brilliant.
Speaker 2:
[07:44] I do too.
Speaker 1:
[07:45] Honestly, Mascall and I joke all the time because I apparently, so I, apparently because I was a thumb sucker, I have a weird habit in my sleep of like clicking the back of my soft palate and making some weird noise. I know.
Speaker 2:
[07:59] That's weird.
Speaker 1:
[07:59] Like, it's like a, it's like a weird self-soothing thing, like almost like I'm like sucking a thumb that's not in my mouth, but like the, I don't know. I know. It's weird. I'm weird. It's okay. But it drives it like he sleeps on the couch most because I will wake him up because he, it just, he's a very light sleeper. So we are very different sleepers.
Speaker 2:
[08:20] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[08:21] And I mean, we already have like the twin, like beds next to like the adjustable beds next to each other.
Speaker 2:
[08:27] So one of you can recline.
Speaker 1:
[08:29] For like snoring and all that stuff. So we can do that. But we all have a smart thing also is get your own comforter, get like a twin XL. If you got a king, get a twin XL comforter for each of you, because then you're not, it's changed everything. We're not wrestling over the blanket.
Speaker 2:
[08:45] Yeah, that's okay. That's what I need. Cause Michael and I are pretty compatible as far as white noise and stuff, but the blanket, like he's always hot, I'm cold.
Speaker 1:
[08:52] Yeah, so like duvet on, yeah, again, another hint.
Speaker 2:
[08:55] Another hint. How do you make the bed then? Does it just look messy because you got two comforters?
Speaker 1:
[08:59] No, no, no, it's just, no, you just have like, you lay them, you know, ones over there. There's like a little seam maybe in the middle of like where they overlay, but that doesn't, you know, whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 2:
[09:08] Who's going to be looking at you?
Speaker 1:
[09:09] Ideal? No. Does it bother my OCD a little bit? Yes, but, but it's also worth it.
Speaker 2:
[09:15] It's worth it. It's worth the...
Speaker 1:
[09:17] No, I think, I think that, I think that having a little, I mean, if that's your relationship, some people are like, I need to be together all the time. I am not that person, but I think, I think it's great.
Speaker 2:
[09:29] I think sleep is the most important thing to a relationship. Like you need to be well rested to be healthy and feel good.
Speaker 1:
[09:37] I want to murder people when I'm not well rested. Right. And he's considerably crankier when I'm just clicking my way through the night.
Speaker 2:
[09:45] I've never heard, well, not that we've had a lot of sleepovers, but I'm like, I don't recall you ever making this noise.
Speaker 1:
[09:51] Well, the thing is, I don't think it's really loud, but I think when you're laying next to it in a quiet room, when you sleep light and that's all you hear, it's annoying. That's true. Yeah, yeah, I'll take that.
Speaker 2:
[10:03] All right, this is great. I'm getting great advice. I'm going to sleep so well tonight.
Speaker 1:
[10:06] Wait, great advice. We just need to get to sleep well. I think most of our listeners probably already are asleep.
Speaker 2:
[10:14] That's what I should just put on this podcast. It'll put me right to sleep. Just put on this podcast.
Speaker 1:
[10:17] Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Until I laugh really loudly and scare the crap out of somebody while they're trying to fall asleep.
Speaker 2:
[10:24] You're welcome, Tanneritos. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. We love our sleep on this show, and we're happy to help you out in that department. Speaking of sleep, yes, should we get to this riveting episode?
Speaker 1:
[10:36] Speaking of sleep, let's nod and do our job, I guess.
Speaker 2:
[10:41] We'll try to stay awake for the next 40 minutes or so to...
Speaker 1:
[10:43] Well, you got to watch that pip.
Speaker 2:
[10:45] Jackie has thrown more fluff all over herself. So there's stuff going on, but there's no pipping, no pipping yet. But welcome back to How Rude Tanneritos. I'm Andrea Barber.
Speaker 1:
[10:55] And I'm Jodie Sweetin.
Speaker 2:
[10:57] You timed that coffee sip much better this time.
Speaker 1:
[11:00] Much better. I don't know why I have to take a sip of coffee while you're introducing yourself every time. It's like a game that I have to beat it. Can I swallow before I have to say my name? I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[11:08] Every time it's like a Pavlovian response.
Speaker 1:
[11:11] It's stupid.
Speaker 2:
[11:13] Today we're discussing Season 6, Episode 16, The Heartbreak Kid. This title alludes to the 1972 romantic comedy film based on a play by Neil Simon, which they remade in 2007. There you go.
Speaker 1:
[11:29] Really?
Speaker 2:
[11:30] Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:
[11:31] The play or the movie?
Speaker 2:
[11:32] I don't know. The film, I think the film.
Speaker 1:
[11:35] Oh, the film. Okay, I was gonna say.
Speaker 2:
[11:36] Based on a play. I don't know. This is just, this is just trivia.
Speaker 1:
[11:39] Like, this is really not- I know, just reading words.
Speaker 2:
[11:41] I'm just reading what's on the page. It originally aired February 9th, 1993, and it goes a little something like this. While DJ and Steve are getting ready to celebrate Valentine's Day, Michelle mistakes Steve's friendliness for romantic love. Meanwhile, Jessie steps into the digital world with a new computer.
Speaker 1:
[12:05] Oh man.
Speaker 2:
[12:06] This computer was special.
Speaker 1:
[12:07] Here we go.
Speaker 2:
[12:08] This was a very special, very special episode with this relic. It's such a relic from 1993. It was directed by Joel Zwick. It was written by Cathy Young. We have one guest star returning, Journey Smollett returns as Denise. She is lovely. She is so lovely.
Speaker 1:
[12:26] So cute. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[12:27] So cute. So animated. She brings a lot of energy to the show. So we start with the teaser in the girls' room. Denise and Michelle are playing. As they move on to the next activity, Denise suggests that she wants to jump on the bed. Michelle tells her that her dad doesn't like that. So instead she offers to play house. Denise wants Michelle to be the daddy and she'll be the kid. And then Denise cleverly asks, can we jump on the beds? Michelle answers, what did I just tell you? Denise reminds her, but you're the daddy now. Michelle realizes she's right and gives a big smile. In that case, let's do it. They quickly climb on Michelle's bed and start jumping and giggling. Michelle then shouts, your hair can jump higher than you, you know? And Denise says, oh yeah! And they continue jumping on the bed. Two little monkeys jumping on the bed.
Speaker 1:
[13:15] They're so cute.
Speaker 2:
[13:16] What is that about kids? They love, is it just like a little trampoline action?
Speaker 1:
[13:21] It's a little trampoline, you can do more stupid things in somersaulting off of the bed with a little jump, you know? I'll never forget my cousins from Iowa, first time they came to our house, my cousin Brandon, who is like me, notoriously klutzy and known for breaking things. Does a somersault flip off of my daybed that I had in my room, and just rolls and kicks the TV, falls over? Yeah, we broke the TV on the first thing.
Speaker 2:
[13:53] That was great. We gotta ruin it for everybody else, you know?
Speaker 1:
[13:57] Damn it.
Speaker 2:
[13:58] Tarn it. Yep, no jumping on the bed.
Speaker 1:
[13:59] That's what you gotta be careful for, you know?
Speaker 2:
[14:01] This is why, you know, Danny Tanner is always right. No jumping on the bed.
Speaker 1:
[14:06] Right. At least they're not wearing shoes, though. It's the one and only time they're not wearing shoes in the house. That's true.
Speaker 2:
[14:11] Yeah, usually they're... Shoes on good comforters.
Speaker 1:
[14:13] It's like they knew they were gonna jump on the bed.
Speaker 2:
[14:15] Well, yeah, true. Next in the kitchen, Steve, DJ, and Kimmy are getting their Valentine's Day crafts ready. Kimmy has a stack full of cards, all addressed and ready to go, while Steve and DJ are making cookies. Steve is impressed with the amount of cards that Kimmy has. Wow, Kimmy, I can't believe you know so many guys. Kimmy is blunt. Oh, I don't. I know these guys. And she holds up a few cards. Then she gestures to the larger stack and says, and these are addressed to occupant. Kimmy's just desperate.
Speaker 1:
[14:56] Throwing a white net. Desperate, right?
Speaker 2:
[14:57] You know, might as well. Letter writing is a lost art, so you know.
Speaker 1:
[15:02] It's true, it's true.
Speaker 2:
[15:03] This is the way to do it. DJ applies some finishing touches to the cookies. She gets ready to pack them, but Steve tries to eat one. DJ has to pry it out of his hand. Michelle comes downstairs because she smells cookies. She spots them. I knew it. DJ smirks, sorry, Michelle. These are for the student council bake sale. Michelle's bummed. She needed a sugar binge.
Speaker 1:
[15:27] Yeah, right? She's like, now what do I do?
Speaker 2:
[15:30] She wonders why the cookies are shaped like hearts. DJ clarifies that they're for Valentine's Day. And Valentine's Day is about love, and love comes from the heart.
Speaker 1:
[15:40] I do feel like Michelle would have known that hearts are sort of for Valentine's Day, but whatever.
Speaker 2:
[15:44] This is a very true, like, I don't know. This is a, she acts younger. This is one of these episodes where she acts a little younger than she is. I don't, I don't know. Like she's not dumb. Like she's not, right. But she acts, well, I don't know. She acts young. So anyways, Kimmy decides to ruin this moment by grabbing her biology book and walking it over to Michelle to show her what a real heart looks like. Michelle yells, ew. And Kimmy says, yeah, it's a baboon's heart, but you get the idea. Steve tells Kimmy to cool it and she does. He then grabs a cookie and says to Michelle, we can spare a cookie. Here you go. Look. And he draws an M on the cookie with red frosting. And he says an M and sprinkles. Now you're my special Valentine. Michelle holds the cookie and looks at it in wonder. I am? And Steve nods. DJ watches lovingly while Kimmy interrupts, hey Dej, you gonna let Thumbelina steal your man? DJ replies, hey, I can't stand in the way of true love. Michelle, who is still holding her heart cookie, looks at Steve, true love, I'm never gonna eat this cookie. And she sighs and walks out of the kitchen.
Speaker 1:
[16:55] That's impressive for Michelle. That cookie really means something, you know?
Speaker 2:
[17:01] She fell hard, man. She fell hard for Steve and this is cute. Like I'm trying to remember if I had a crush on, I'm pretty sure I had crushes on my brother's friends, you know, who are a little bit older than me. So yeah, I think this is just a cute little, it's a cute little crush. She just goes a little too far with it.
Speaker 1:
[17:17] Just a little, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[17:19] Next in the attic, Becky is putting away toys as Jessie takes a laptop computer out of his backpack and he announced-
Speaker 1:
[17:27] Also a laptop? Who had a laptop in 93?
Speaker 2:
[17:33] This is advanced. This is so advanced.
Speaker 1:
[17:36] What was it plugged into? Those things had to be plugged in at the time. They weren't running on a battery, were they?
Speaker 2:
[17:46] There's a lot of suspension.
Speaker 1:
[17:47] Laptops of 1993, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[17:52] I thought it is a bit, but I thought it's going to be a bit about how old this is. I'm like, oh no, that's how old these computers are. That's accurate.
Speaker 1:
[18:00] Oh wait, no, this is actually true. They're not being ironic.
Speaker 2:
[18:04] They're not being ironic.
Speaker 1:
[18:04] This is just where we were, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[18:06] So crazy. He says, all right, Beck, brace yourself. I'm about to enter the computer age. And Becky jokes, is it 1973 already? He opens this white, very square and looks very heavy laptop.
Speaker 1:
[18:21] The thing looks like a Nintendo Entertainment System.
Speaker 2:
[18:23] Looks like a large Game Boy.
Speaker 1:
[18:25] Where's a joystick? Play Atari, you know? Let's play some Pong.
Speaker 2:
[18:28] Pong, Frogger, oh my God, there's so many good games. Meanwhile, Stephanie comes upstairs to see this lovely new computer. He explains his night school teacher wasn't too impressed with his handwriting. He asked me if I wrote my last report during an earthquake. And Becky comments, yeah, I read that one. Tom Sewer and Huckleberry Fink by Marv Twain. So Stephanie offers her help. You know, we're studying computers at school. I can help you.
Speaker 1:
[18:56] I remember that. But just learning how to write some with the green MS DOS screen. And you would learn how to make some like pixelated picture. And you were like, I am a computer guy.
Speaker 2:
[19:07] You're like, I'm a coder.
Speaker 1:
[19:08] You were just a coder. I can tell as an expert.
Speaker 2:
[19:10] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[19:11] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:12] Very basic.
Speaker 1:
[19:13] On a floppy disk. That probably had that like the entire computer saved as much information as like one photo takes up on our phone today.
Speaker 2:
[19:24] It's just, it was a simpler time, you know, such a simpler time. Jesse thinks he knows it all. He runs a recording studio with a synthesizer and a 24 track mixing board. He is no stranger to technology, but then he looks for the power button on the laptop and he can't find it. Stephanie watches, amused and then pushes the button. She says, allow me.
Speaker 1:
[19:46] Jesse I'm now Jesse, by the way, when my kids try and do something with an electronic, I'm now the idiot that's like, I don't know how.
Speaker 2:
[19:52] Oh yeah, this is like kids, like me trying to work Instagram, like kids, like all the buttons have moved.
Speaker 1:
[19:58] I've given up on that.
Speaker 2:
[19:59] There's so many updates that by the time I log back on, I'm like, everything's changed. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:
[20:04] Just give up now.
Speaker 2:
[20:06] So Jesse, he says, I can take it from here. He makes hand gestures, getting ready to get on the computer, but he still doesn't know what to do. Stephanie tells him, you gotta call up the program. Jesse jokingly yells, yo program.
Speaker 1:
[20:22] Cause you didn't, there was no apps. There was nothing on a screen. You literally had to know how to type in a file. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[20:30] It was, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[20:30] You didn't know what the file was. You weren't finding it.
Speaker 2:
[20:32] Oh, gotta call up the program, right? Yes. Gotta call it up.
Speaker 1:
[20:35] Yeah, yeah. A little blinking cursor.
Speaker 2:
[20:38] I love the blinking cursor. Jesse laughs at his own joke and he admits he may need a little help. Steph thinks he needs a lot of help and offers some. What you do is you just hit return, then escape, file, type the name of the file, format, line, spacing, to, return and presto. You are ready to go. Jesse is agreeing and nodding the whole time and then when she finishes, he asks, that's good. I got it. Except I missed one little thing. Everything before presto. But as you were rattling off these things, I'm like, oh yeah, that's right. You got to double space and you got to do the five.
Speaker 1:
[21:14] Right, you got to do the thing and type thing, backslash. Yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2:
[21:19] I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:
[21:20] So there wasn't a hashtag or an at. Right. No, this is early green little letters.
Speaker 2:
[21:25] Early coding.
Speaker 1:
[21:26] Little letters.
Speaker 2:
[21:27] Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 1:
[21:28] Floppy disks that were actually floppy.
Speaker 2:
[21:31] Yeah, that's right. I remember floppy disks. We would have like a whole, a whole box of them. Like empty ones.
Speaker 1:
[21:36] Yeah, they would be in like a little sleeve. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[21:39] Yep. So high tech. We were so high tech back then.
Speaker 1:
[21:42] So impressive.
Speaker 2:
[21:43] Next, in Jodie's room, Danny and Jodie walk in and Danny is wearing his cleaning belt. Ready to go. He's carrying two red buckets and he's excited to clean Jodie's closet.
Speaker 1:
[21:55] Why does he need buckets to clean out Jodie's closet?
Speaker 2:
[21:57] I don't know. It's a-
Speaker 1:
[21:59] I would bring trash bags myself, but I guess-
Speaker 2:
[22:01] A dumpster would have worked better, but well, maybe he's expecting to polish some shoes. I don't know. It's Danny. He's just- He's got to be extra.
Speaker 1:
[22:10] Red buckets mean cleaning. I get it.
Speaker 2:
[22:11] It does. And Jodie, Jodie does think that Danny's being over the top. Then again, he has never cleaned his closet. Danny opens the closet door and it is stuffed with clothes and boxes. He begins tapping the boxes to find a hollow one and pulls it out like a game of Jenga. Everything stays in place except for that one little box. That was a great sight gag. I felt bad for props who had to construct this thing. But it was funny.
Speaker 1:
[22:39] I mean, my kids construct those all the time in their closets.
Speaker 2:
[22:42] I know exactly where that one item is.
Speaker 1:
[22:44] I know, right? I like opened it and I was like, oh, yes.
Speaker 2:
[22:48] This explains a lot. Danny jokes. I always wondered where that tunnel on Hogan's Heroes came out. And Joey does an impression of Burkhalter. Shut up, clink.
Speaker 1:
[23:01] A joke's lost on anyone in this generation.
Speaker 2:
[23:05] Yes.
Speaker 1:
[23:06] Because who doesn't love a sitcom about a German prisoner of war camp? Hilarious. That's what Hogan's Heroes was about.
Speaker 2:
[23:14] This is, yes, it's very dated, this reference, but hey, this is, the computer is dated, the reference is, the jokes are dated.
Speaker 1:
[23:24] We're old, people. We're old, we get it. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[23:26] Danny puts the box on the bed and points out all the stuff in the box. A pet rock, x-ray glasses, and a Fonzie watch.
Speaker 1:
[23:35] Whoever invented the pet rock is brilliant.
Speaker 2:
[23:37] Pet rocks were great. I had a pet rock growing up.
Speaker 1:
[23:40] Yeah. And you probably paid $7 for it when you could have gone in your backyard and found a rock.
Speaker 2:
[23:45] Oh, yeah. No, no. This was like-
Speaker 1:
[23:46] That's what I mean. Whoever did that was brilliant. He was like, I don't know, go on the side of the road, pick up some rocks, throw them in a box, charge $7. Yes!
Speaker 2:
[23:51] And we were like, oh, this is my offspring. Like I need to take care of it. Absolutely genius marketing. So then Danny stumbles upon a picture of his old girlfriend, Barbara Ann Varanelli. Jodie tries to grab it from him to toss it out. But Danny continues to question him. Why do you have a picture of my old high school girlfriend? Jodie tries to brush it off because it was so long ago. And then Danny reads the message on the back of the picture. Dearest, whenever I think of eternal love, only one name springs to my lips.
Speaker 1:
[24:26] Jodie.
Speaker 2:
[24:28] Danny looks up at Jodie. When did you go out with Barbara Ann?
Speaker 1:
[24:32] Ba ba ba ba ba. Sorry. I just couldn't. I said it every time I wanted to sing.
Speaker 2:
[24:37] Ba ba ba ba. Jodie can't remember. He's very casual about this timeline. I don't know. It was sometime after you guys broke up. A week, a month, a lunch hour. Danny stands up. He is upset. Jodie then tries to lighten up the mood with the x-ray glasses and looks Danny up and down. Hey, you switched to boxer shorts. Michelle walks in still holding her heart shaped cookie from Steve and she asks, Daddy, what do you do when you love someone? Danny swings his cleaning belt to the side and sits on the bed and explains to Michelle, when you love somebody, you start a relationship with that person. And if the relationship grows and blossoms, and if your best friend doesn't steal her from you and not tell you for 20 years, maybe you might ask that person to marry you. He's just a little bitter. Michelle loves this advice. Really, that's all I needed to know. Carry on, boys. And she walks out. Danny is still uneasy about this reveal with Jodie and the high school girlfriend. Did you steal Barbara Ann away from me? Jodie defends himself. Danny, I happen to be your best friend. And then he puts on the x-ray glasses. How insensitive do you think I am? Jodie's just deflected.
Speaker 1:
[25:53] So Jodie snatched Danny's girl. But then had that not happened, then maybe Danny wouldn't have met Pam. And then they wouldn't have, because it had to have been right around into high school.
Speaker 2:
[26:03] Jodie doesn't seem very apologetic about this. He's just kind of like, you know?
Speaker 1:
[26:06] Jodie's like, pfft, sorry, bro.
Speaker 2:
[26:08] I thought it was bros before. Whatever happened to that?
Speaker 1:
[26:10] Motto, I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[26:12] Jodie's just like, I'm just gonna wear these weird glasses.
Speaker 1:
[26:14] It's been a lunch hour, I'm good. Right, that's enough time. We all make questionable decisions, where you're like, that was not, that was not.
Speaker 2:
[26:21] It's high school. Yeah, if you don't make at least a few dumb mistakes every week in high school, you're not doing right.
Speaker 1:
[26:25] If you don't make some choices where you're like, oh my God, that was awful, then you're, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[26:30] Exactly. So in the kitchen, Michelle runs in stopping Steve and DJ from leaving with their Valentine's Day cookies. Steve, wait, I need to ask you something. He stops and crouches down to her level. Sure, kid, you name it. She simply asks, will you marry me? He looks at DJ and she's smiling watching it all happen. So he smiles and casually accepts, why not? I got no homework today. Michelle raises her eyebrows, today works for me. DJ insists she needs an engagement ring and looks around the kitchen. She grabs a twisty tie from a loaf of bread. Steve grabs it and proposes while down on one knee. Michelle Tanner, will you marry me? She replies, of course, why do you think I asked? Then Steve puts the ring on Michelle. DJ even plays along and compliments the ring. Oh, Michelle, it's beautiful. Look how that wire catches the light. Steve's got to go. So he kisses Michelle's hand as he says goodbye. And DJ and Steve leave, remarking how cute she is. Michelle, meanwhile, admires her ring and says, I'm getting married. This is going to be the happiest day of my life. And we hear the wedding march music. Oh, Michelle. Oh, she thinks this is, she's really, she thinks it's real. Like, I don't know, I'm trying to remember. Like six, is it two? I guess when you're six, you could be like, oh, I'm in love. And you don't know that.
Speaker 1:
[27:56] I can't, yeah. I just felt, I found it strange more so because I was like, when did I, I just never saw this. I never saw Michelle being like, ooh, Steve's cute. Or you know what I mean? Like I didn't, it seemed, she was, she was, it was a sudden engagement.
Speaker 2:
[28:11] She was lulled by the cookie. Like Steve knows that sugar is her love language. And so he's like, let me give her a cookie. And that is all it took to win her over. Was one heart cookie.
Speaker 1:
[28:20] So it's Steve's fault.
Speaker 2:
[28:21] Yeah. He, he's just, you know, he just wants, he, I don't know why he's doing this. We needed a storyline. That's why he's doing this. So next, Michelle and Denise peeked their heads into the living room to make sure they are all alone. Michelle has a secret to tell her.
Speaker 1:
[28:45] And that's where you should go. The living room is the secret, the place where you make out and share secrets because no one else will be in the living room.
Speaker 2:
[28:52] No one can see you if you're sitting on the blue-clad couch.
Speaker 1:
[28:54] Yeah, no, if you're in the gathering front room of the house, best place to do things that you don't want other people to know about.
Speaker 2:
[29:02] So they take a seat on the hidden couch, the secret couch. Michelle says, I'm getting married. And Denise smiles because she loves playing wedding. But Michelle insists, she isn't playing. This is for real. I'm going to marry Steve today. Denise is impressed. Whoa, he's a babe. And Michelle sighs, you're telling me. But there's one thing in the way, he's DJ's boyfriend. And Michelle replies, not anymore. She just doesn't even care that she's still a DJ.
Speaker 1:
[29:33] I mean, her, Jodie, no.
Speaker 2:
[29:35] Right? Nobody has, there's no morals in this house.
Speaker 1:
[29:38] Well, no qualms about just snatching them up.
Speaker 2:
[29:42] You know, wow, this family. Becky comes downstairs and Michelle gets curious. How do you have a wedding? Becky says, you were at my wedding, remember? And Michelle thinks for a second. All I remember is throwing flowers, eating cake, and wearing tights that made my knees itch.
Speaker 1:
[30:00] I hated tights.
Speaker 2:
[30:01] I know, that's itchy tights for the worst. Then Becky has an idea. She grabs her wedding album from the shelf and opens it to show Michelle. As she's flipping through the pages, she explains the photos of arriving at two churches. They went to the wrong one the first time. And her dad was really nervous. Denise comments, while seeing Becky in her dress, you look so beautiful. And Michelle adds, I gotta find a dress like that. Becky replies, oh, you will, sweetheart. You're gonna make a beautiful bride someday. Denise's eyes widen as she turns to Michelle someday. And Michelle tries to quiet her down. Denise. Becky laughs it off and continues to look at the album. There's photos of Danny cleaning with the caterers and Michelle scratching her itchy knees.
Speaker 1:
[30:48] Yeah, I'm very cute. How old were they? They were like, what, three at the wedding?
Speaker 2:
[30:53] I have no sense of time because we've watched all of these seasons back to back to back. And so I'm like, cause it was season four. It was season four. We're now in season six.
Speaker 1:
[30:59] So it was two years ago. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[31:01] They were four.
Speaker 1:
[31:02] They were probably like four-ish.
Speaker 2:
[31:03] Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Next in the attic, Jesse is still on his computer typing away, proud that he is on page 12. He turns to the twins and says, it's great living in the computer age, although you're still living in the Crayola age, aren't you? That's the show the boys playing with their big crayons. Just then, Denise and Michelle enter the room and continue their questions about getting married. She says, what happens after you have a wedding? Jesse replies, well, you kick out all of the relatives, count your toasters, and then go on your honeymoon. But Michelle and Denise want to know what a honeymoon is. Jesse hesitates, oh, it's a very special time where the newlywed couple, they get to know each other. But Michelle doesn't understand this. Don't they know each other before the wedding?
Speaker 1:
[31:54] That's such a great back and forth.
Speaker 2:
[31:55] Oh, it is. Jesse's just getting more and more uncomfortable as this conversation goes.
Speaker 1:
[32:00] We're talking about two different things, but...
Speaker 2:
[32:02] It's like the doing your taxes conversation from earlier. Jesse grins and pauses, well, possibly, but now they don't have to hide it from their parents. Michelle asks, what did you and Aunt Becky do on your honeymoon? And he smiles again, hesitating not to disclose too much. We were very busy. Michelle asks, doing what? Jesse makes something up, writing thank you notes for those toasters. Listen, let's just say it's a really fun trip to go on, okay? Denise looks at Michelle, where are you going to have your honeymoon? Michelle thinks, I don't know, Hawaii or Chuck E. Cheese. Jesse shoes them away, I got work to do, run along, run along. But while his back was turned, the twins decided to play on his computer, touching all of the buttons. Oh boy, he tells them, Nikki, Alex, don't touch that. There are some beeps, the computer goes black, and file erased appears on the screen. Nikki and Alex say, uh-oh.
Speaker 1:
[33:01] That was so cute, uh-oh.
Speaker 2:
[33:03] Jesse tries to get the file back, while the twins grab his hand and press the buttons with it. Jesse's defeated. This is relatable.
Speaker 1:
[33:13] Kids will screw something up, and then they're like, look, and let's do it for you.
Speaker 2:
[33:16] And you're like, this is a game. It's fun. Oh man. I remember the fear of like losing your paper. Like that was a very real fear, like before autosave or whatever. Like that was...
Speaker 1:
[33:27] Yeah, before clouds, before autosave. We were living on the edge.
Speaker 2:
[33:32] Oh man, this was danger, man. Constant danger.
Speaker 1:
[33:35] If your computer died while you were... Too bad.
Speaker 2:
[33:38] No, the teachers don't take that as an excuse. You know, it's too bad. So next in the kitchen, Danny is looking in the phone book and he finds his ex, Barbara Ann Varanelli. He picks up the phone and starts dialing. Jodie thinks they need to drop it. He didn't steal Danny's phone. Right. It's just... Danny, let it go. Let it go. Then we hear that Barbara has answered the phone and Danny chats with her. You're not gonna believe this. This is Danny Tanner. Right. Dan Dan. All cleared up. Insinuating his acne is now gone.
Speaker 1:
[34:14] I hope so.
Speaker 2:
[34:15] I don't know what he was talking about. Hopefully it was acne.
Speaker 1:
[34:17] Hopefully whatever it is got cleared up.
Speaker 2:
[34:19] He continues, look, the reason I'm calling you is actually kind of silly because... And then Jodie leans in at the phone. It's very silly. But Barbara recognizes Jodie's voice and asks to talk to him. Jodie picks up the phone and says, Babs, hey, how's it going? He chuckles, no, I can't. I don't do Flip Wilson anymore. Okay, for old time's sake. And then he does the impression. Danny then grabs the phone out of Jodie's hands and asks, I'm just going to ask you this. When you were dating me in high school, were you going out with Jodie too? He listens and says, uh-huh, uh-huh. No, to what Barbara has to say. And he reacts, really? Oh, well, thank you for clearing that up for me. Oh, no, thanks. But if I ever need any Amway, I'll give you a call.
Speaker 1:
[35:05] Oh, the original Pyramid Scheme.
Speaker 2:
[35:08] Yes, right. I haven't heard that name in decades.
Speaker 1:
[35:11] Amway, Herbalife.
Speaker 2:
[35:13] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[35:14] Yeah. All those things that, what were those stupid leggings, the legging things?
Speaker 2:
[35:18] The Lularoe. Lularoe.
Speaker 1:
[35:20] Yeah, yeah. Here, invest your entire life savings in these, sell them to other people, get them to do it and you'll be great.
Speaker 2:
[35:26] Gosh, yes. It's Pyramid Schemes, man. Schemes, Schemes.
Speaker 1:
[35:30] Pyramid Schemes. Hey, you got a Pyramid Scheme for me, buddy? Yeah. Actually, that is the proper way to say Scheme.
Speaker 2:
[35:39] Scheme.
Speaker 1:
[35:39] It's a Scheme.
Speaker 2:
[35:40] It's a Schmier and Scheme and you combine them all. So, what's going on? Oh yeah, so Jodie, what is happening? I don't know. Jodie has his arms crossed. He tells Danny he should feel pretty silly right now. But Danny turns to him. Actually, we should both feel pretty silly right about now. Turns out the only reason Barbara was going out with either of us was to make some other guy jealous. Jodie asks, well, who was he? Danny nonchalantly says, some younger guy. Maybe you know him. His name is Jesse Katsopoulos. Jodie nods, I do know him. On cue, Jesse comes running down the stairs telling Mayday, SOS, because his report got erased. Danny sarcastically says, oh, gee, that's too bad. And Jodie adds in the same sarcastic tone, yeah, he's breaking my heart. And they give each other fist bumps. Becky and Stephanie come home with groceries and Jesse, who is still in a panic, immediately asks for help. Jesse hands Steph the computer and Steph gets to work right away. Becky walks over to Nicky and Alex, my beautiful boys, tell me, what did you do to daddy's computer? They both respond, all gone. Becky thinks- All gone. Their reactions are perfect. It's perfect, it's cute. Like they're timing. I know that they're being coached off screen, but it's still adorable. Becky thinks it's so cute, they responded that way. But when she looks at Jesse, he has a grim look on his face. He's not impressed. So Becky then tells the boys, daddy's computer is not a toy. Meanwhile, Stephanie is typing away on the computer. We hear clacking, click, clicking, clicking and beeping. And up pops Jesse's book report on Death of a Salesman. Jesse is elated, Steph, you brought my report back. How did you do that? And she responds, simple. The automatic backup feature saves your document every 10 minutes.
Speaker 1:
[37:41] I guess we were in the automatic saver.
Speaker 2:
[37:43] I guess we were. It's just wasn't widely known, at least by Jesse Katsopoulos.
Speaker 1:
[37:46] Well, at least by Jesse. I mean, yeah, I'm sure it was widely known, maybe.
Speaker 2:
[37:50] Just not by Jesse Katsopoulos. Just not by Jesse, yeah. Jesse reacts, Steph, you're a genius. And he kisses her. She sort of takes the compliment. Well, I wouldn't say that, but you're more than welcome to. Then DJ and Steve walk in. Danny asks how their bake sale went, and DJ says it went great. They made $50, but 35 of it was from Steve. Steve chimes in, yeah, and now I'm broke, because I didn't see that stupid sign. You eat it, you bought it.
Speaker 1:
[38:19] Story of me and Girl Scout.
Speaker 2:
[38:21] Oh right, yes, it's so true. So true. Denise comes running down the stairs wondering if everyone is ready. They all wonder what for, and she tells them it's Michelle's wedding. She looks at Steve. Steve, I know you two will be very happy. Jesse plays along, puts his hand on Steve's shoulders. Steven, Steven, is there something you'd like to tell us, young man? DJ clarifies that Michelle was just playing. She asked Steve to marry her. He gave her a ring. It was so adorable. Joey jokes, you know, Steve, you are a very lucky man. You're going to be married to someone who can order from the kiddie menu. Denise peeks through the swinging door and tells everyone to come in. The other guests are already there. So everyone makes their way into the living room. Denise is waiting on the stairs, and the other guests at the wedding are the stuffed animals. And the whole room is decorated.
Speaker 1:
[39:16] I would just like to say my six year old wedding was better, but whatever.
Speaker 2:
[39:19] That's a note. I wrote down this note. This is like a worse version of middle age crazy. Like, you know, this was a repeat of that storyline, and it wasn't as well planned.
Speaker 1:
[39:28] At least that was an elopement. That was because nobody else, I was like, fine, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2:
[39:32] Well, and that was with two kids who were consenting to the same thing, and not like one kid who does love, and then the guy that's leading her on and doesn't know it. So yeah, this was just, yeah. Your Wedding to Harry was far superior. Just saying. Becky and Jessie.
Speaker 1:
[39:47] I can't say that, but you are more than.
Speaker 2:
[39:49] I will say that for you. It's true. Absolutely true. Becky and Jessie set the twins down on the couch with all of the big bears. Denise hurries everyone to line up, so they do at the bottom of the stairs, and she shouts for Michelle. You ready? Michelle shouts back, let's do it. She then plays the Wedding March song as Michelle makes her way down the stairs in a white dress and a tablecloth veil with a pink crown and a pink bouquet. They all think she looks so beautiful, and Danny mentions, what a beautiful tablecloth. She does look very cute. Stephanie looks at DJ, you know, it's funny, I always thought you'd be married first. Michelle then stands on a tall box, Apple box. Shout out to the Apple box.
Speaker 1:
[40:35] No, this isn't an Apple box. This is a, it's no, it's not. That is the chest that usually sits in front of the, that little bench in the background of the kitchen.
Speaker 2:
[40:48] Oh, that's what that is.
Speaker 1:
[40:49] That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's, we use it as like a little, whatever table in the back of the kitchen.
Speaker 2:
[40:54] Yeah, that was like a weird, that was never really used.
Speaker 1:
[40:57] But it's, yeah, it's basically like just a big chest.
Speaker 2:
[40:59] Smart.
Speaker 1:
[40:59] I remember it. It's got something painted on the front of it, if I remember, and then there's like these big metal, like sort of latches.
Speaker 2:
[41:05] Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[41:06] Anyway.
Speaker 2:
[41:06] Well, good, they're finally putting that set back to use.
Speaker 1:
[41:08] No, that would be a gigantic apple box. That would be a very, very tall, very large apples. Yeah, that's a bigger than a half apple for sure.
Speaker 2:
[41:17] Super-sized apple box. Denise is officiating the wedding. She calls over the husband, Steve, and he comes over to stand in front of her. Jesse jokes, Danny, look at it this way. You're not losing a daughter. You are gaining a garbage disposal. Michelle is beaming with happiness and Steve agrees as Denise officiates the wedding. Okay, the bride and groom have to hold hands. Michelle reaches out for Steve and says, it's okay, I washed it. So he grabs it. Denise asks, do you, Steve, want to marry Michelle? And he casually shrugs his shoulders. Yeah, sure. But Michelle corrects him, you're supposed to say I do. And so he does. Denise then looks at Michelle. Do you, Michelle, want to marry Steve? And she is confident in her answer. You bet I do. Then Denise announces, okay, I now announce you as husband and wife. Everyone claps and cheers. Steve turns to Michelle and tries to say goodbye. Oh, thanks, Michelle. I gotta get going now. But she tells him he can't go. Steve wants to make it home in time for the meatloaf dinner. But Michelle starts to panic, but we're married. We're supposed to stay together all the time.
Speaker 1:
[42:29] That's a very bad idea.
Speaker 2:
[42:31] Yes. Even for real marriages, that's a terrible idea.
Speaker 1:
[42:33] Even for real marriages, that's a very bad idea.
Speaker 2:
[42:36] Danny steps in, Michelle, you do realize this was a pretend wedding, don't you? And she shakes her head. No, daddy, it was a real one.
Speaker 1:
[42:45] Oh no, she's delusional.
Speaker 2:
[42:47] They all pause and look at each other. Steve feels awkward. I was feeling awkward.
Speaker 1:
[42:53] I felt, yeah, I was like, Ooh, you.
Speaker 2:
[42:56] Jessie replies, Well, I think we might have a problem here. Becky chimes in, see Michelle, if you were really married to Steve, then you wouldn't be able to live in the same room with Stephanie anymore. Stephanie loves this idea. She suggests, my own room? I'm sure you two will be very happy.
Speaker 1:
[43:14] She's been trying to get my own room the whole time.
Speaker 2:
[43:16] For the entire series. The entire show.
Speaker 1:
[43:19] I'm marrying somebody. It's trying to marry Michelle off. I just want my own room.
Speaker 2:
[43:23] He keeps striking out, man. Jodie tries to explain that after you get married, you have to move away from your family. But Michelle reasons, Uncle Jesse didn't move away.
Speaker 1:
[43:36] Good point.
Speaker 2:
[43:37] They all nod, she's not wrong.
Speaker 1:
[43:39] She's not wrong, yeah. And everyone went, oh.
Speaker 2:
[43:43] Right, they all.
Speaker 1:
[43:44] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[43:45] Oh yeah. I was like, good, see, this is what happens when you're co-dependent and you never move away from your family.
Speaker 1:
[43:51] Right, when you never leave a home.
Speaker 2:
[43:52] This is what happens. The child thinks that you all live together forever.
Speaker 1:
[43:57] Right.
Speaker 2:
[43:58] Michelle looks at Steve. Is Chuck E. Cheese all right for our honeymoon? Steve is surprised. Honeymoon, his eyes widen. Jesse steps up and tries to break the news to her again. I think that Steve and DJ, they were just kidding around. I mean, this whole thing isn't for real. Michelle still isn't taking this news seriously. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1:
[44:20] Michelle.
Speaker 2:
[44:21] Danny tells her, I'm sorry, honey. What Uncle Jesse said is true. DJ steps up saying they thought they were just playing. Steve admits, I'm sorry, Michelle. I thought we were just having some fun. Michelle gets upset and tells him, that was mean, really mean. Then she throws the bouquet on the floor and runs away. I did feel bad for her. This is the one time I actually felt bad for Michelle, because they did later on. They didn't clock that she was taking this seriously and they just made this whole big deal.
Speaker 1:
[44:50] So poor Michelle.
Speaker 2:
[44:53] In the girl's room, Danny comes in to talk to Michelle, who is sitting on her bed looking down. He apologizes to her for feeling sad. She looks up, why won't Steve marry me? Danny walks toward her and sits down in a chair. Honey, you're six years old. You're too young to get married. But she loves Steve. And Danny explains to her, I know you do, but it's not the same kind of love that grownups feel when they get married. This does not satisfy Michelle. She complains, I hate being a little kid. I can't stay up late. I can't cross the street. I can't get married. She lays down on the bed, sad, facing away from Danny. He comforts her and rubs her back. Oh, honey, I know how you feel. It's tough being a kid. And sometimes people forget that little kids have feelings. And right now, what you're feeling is a broken heart. Oh, that's such a-
Speaker 1:
[45:44] That was such a sweet, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[45:46] Such a sweet way to put it. This is a great Danny Tanner speech, you know? Oh. Michelle asks, can you fix it? Danny says, I'll try, but you gotta understand. Steve is DJ's boyfriend. She loves him and he loves her. Michelle isn't feeling any better. Her heart is still broken. Danny then sits her on his lap and explains it better. One day when you're all grown up, you'll have a boyfriend and you'll fall in love. And then when you're older than that, much, much, much, much, much, much, much older than that, you'll get married. And you'll get married because you want to spend all your time with that person. Michelle's feeling impatient. She doesn't want to wait. But Danny reassures her there is something great about waiting for the person you love. In the meantime, she has her family to give her many hugs and kisses and lots of fun. Michelle admits, I think my heart is feeling better. Danny hugs and kisses her. Oh, that's my girl. I love you so much. It was such a sweet scene. That was a beautiful scene.
Speaker 1:
[46:48] Between the two of them.
Speaker 2:
[46:49] Yeah. It was a, he really like explained it on her level, you know, like in the six year old terms in a way she could understand. And great perspective. Steve and DJ knock on the door. DJ asks if Michelle is all right. She responds, I guess so. Steve immediately apologizes, Michelle, I know you're angry at me, but I want you to know I never meant to hurt your feelings. Are we still friends? She nods. Yeah, we're friends. And they shake hands. DJ, he's all yours. DJ admits they're feeling guilty about the whole thing and they want to make it up to her. So Michelle has an idea. How about some pizza and plenty of it? They both smile and Steve offers to pay for it. They start to walk out of the room. Steve turns to Danny and says, Mr. Tanner, can I borrow a couple of bucks? Danny smiles, don't worry about it. I'll put it on your tab.
Speaker 1:
[47:47] I loved that last scene. I really loved that last scene. It was such a sweet moment between Danny and Michelle and him explaining that we were kidding and sometimes we forget when you're little, kidding doesn't make sense, you know? Right. And just really sweet and it was, when, it's funny, when Bob was saying the line where he's like much, much, much, much, much older, I don't know what it is but something in his voice, like that was, I was like, oh, there's Bob. Like it wasn't a Danny delivery, like I don't know what it was, but it was, I was like, oh, this is Bob talking to his girls. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like it just was sweet and genuine and it had such heart to it. And then I loved that, you know, DJ and Steve came in and apologized and we're like, we're sorry. I appreciate that. You know, that made it a lot better too because I was like, you know, felt bad for Michelle. But yeah, they came in, they made it up, they're gonna have pizza. I loved that Steve was like, Mr. Tanner, can I? I know, it was so sweet. And like, and the sweet little, I'll put it on your tab. Like what it, it just showed like Danny's just got, he's got a great heart. He's got a great heart, he's welcoming and he loves Steve as much as he complains about losing food. But like it was just, it was a great resolution to the episode.
Speaker 2:
[49:08] I agree. It wrapped up nicely. And I'm glad, like you, I'm glad that Steve and DJ apologized because even though, like Danny said, it's easy to dismiss her feelings cause she's so young, but her feelings to her are real. And so I'm glad they apologized for hurting her feelings. Cause that's important to do when you're an adult. It's important to say when you're wrong. And apologize to the world.
Speaker 1:
[49:28] I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings. How can I make it better?
Speaker 2:
[49:30] See, it's not hard. It's not hard to just apologize for hurting someone's feelings. You know, we all need a little more of that.
Speaker 1:
[49:37] Right. Just a little more. Did you have any Everywhere You Looks?
Speaker 2:
[49:41] I don't. This is one episode where I could not find any Everywhere You Looks.
Speaker 1:
[49:45] I don't. Yeah, I didn't have any Everywhere You Looks. I did notice that Steve was wearing another very Southwest sort of shirt.
Speaker 2:
[49:56] Oh, he's in a Southwest era. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1:
[49:59] Yeah, he's feeling like a, I don't know, like one of those Pendleton blankets or something. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:
[50:06] Yeah, he's just tapping into his New Mexico roots and Arizona. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1:
[50:12] Yeah, I noticed it. I was like, oh, OK, we're still... Must have been a popular thing in the early 90s there.
Speaker 2:
[50:16] It must have been. I don't remember that trend.
Speaker 1:
[50:18] And then Jesse and I both were wearing flannels, which was... Huge.
Speaker 2:
[50:25] Oh, yes. I remember the flannel era. I was big in the flannel era. I loved the flannel era. Loved it.
Speaker 1:
[50:33] Loved it. But I thought it was cute how Steph was sort of dressed like Uncle Jesse. Like they kind of had... You know what I mean? I don't know. Throughout the show, I have really seen how much Uncle Jesse and Stephanie had like a really great little relationship.
Speaker 2:
[50:49] They did. They did. I didn't put that together when we were doing Fuller and you were kind of the Uncle Jesse of the series. I didn't put that together how much interaction and closeness you guys had in Full House or Stephanie and Jesse had. Yeah. So it's very sweet. I like that Steph got to kind of show him up and be like, hey, I'm smarter than you. Like, let me show you how this is.
Speaker 1:
[51:11] Yeah, exactly. It was cute.
Speaker 2:
[51:12] It was overall very sweet. Again, I think the Harry and Stephanie wedding was a little bit better, but that's okay.
Speaker 1:
[51:20] A little better. Well, they had a really good wedding planner.
Speaker 2:
[51:25] They did.
Speaker 1:
[51:25] Really good event coordinator.
Speaker 2:
[51:27] Yes, and they had actual wedding guests that were a lot.
Speaker 1:
[51:29] And we and our priest do really, I mean, he was very up on what the spiel was to be.
Speaker 2:
[51:37] The spiel. The scheme, the spiel.
Speaker 1:
[51:39] The scheme, the spiel.
Speaker 2:
[51:40] The scheme, the spiel, the schmear.
Speaker 1:
[51:42] The schmear, whatever. But yeah, I, Holy Mattress Money.
Speaker 2:
[51:47] Oh, that's great.
Speaker 1:
[51:48] Classic Holy Mattress Money.
Speaker 2:
[51:50] That's such a great classic wedding.
Speaker 1:
[51:51] That was a fun episode.
Speaker 2:
[51:52] You're so cute.
Speaker 1:
[51:53] I'm glad we watched that one. Thank you so much, Fannaritos, for tuning in for another fun episode of How Rude Tanneritos. If you want to find us out there in the internet on your laptop computer from 1993. I'm just kidding. It won't connect to the internet. But if you want to find us, we are on Instagram at How Rude Podcast. You can send us an email at howrudetanneritos.gmail.com. Visit our merch store, howrudemerch.com. Like, subscribe to the podcast, all the fun things. That's it, Fannaritos. We will see you next time. But remember, the world is small, but the house is full of apple boxes. Full of apple boxes, just everywhere. Half apple, full apple, quadruple apple. For those of you that don't know, apple boxes are the things that you stand on when you're doing a scene to raise you up a little bit. So there's a quarter apple, a half apple, a full apple, and they're everywhere. And if you've ever been on a set, they are literally everywhere.
Speaker 2:
[52:58] Literally everywhere, yes.
Speaker 1:
[52:59] Just full, just so, oh god, they're everywhere. And then Steve's in the middle of it, trying to, you know, propose. I don't know, things are going.
Speaker 2:
[53:07] It was a, anyway, you guys, it was a dramatic wedding, as always.
Speaker 1:
[53:10] It was dramatic. It was dramatic. Okay. All right. We'll see you next time. Bye.