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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.
Speaker 2:
[00:20] All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Fish Week. I don't know what the actual day is.
Speaker 1:
[00:29] It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:
[00:30] It doesn't matter. But it is podcast one of Fish Week.
Speaker 3:
[00:35] We are fishing. We are in Florida. And boy, oh, boy, it is going great.
Speaker 1:
[00:40] We caught one.
Speaker 2:
[00:42] We did.
Speaker 1:
[00:42] Yes, we got one. Hey, hey, we got one.
Speaker 3:
[00:45] Hang on a second.
Speaker 2:
[00:46] We got two. We got if we're going to count the blue runner.
Speaker 3:
[00:48] We got we got a blue runner. We caught it by the testicles.
Speaker 2:
[00:53] Uh, dragged it in by its spinal cord.
Speaker 3:
[00:56] If you're a member of PETA, look away now.
Speaker 1:
[00:58] It was the bloodiest fish I've ever seen. It was so bloody. It was so fucking gross.
Speaker 3:
[01:03] Harry caught that the way that a cat gets caught on a barbed wire fence.
Speaker 4:
[01:07] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[01:08] Or the way that like a cat like brings you a dead bird.
Speaker 4:
[01:11] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[01:12] You ever see you ever see videos of like deer that are caught in fences, like hunting sort of barriers and things like that?
Speaker 1:
[01:19] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[01:19] Or some good natured hunter comes along and untangles it.
Speaker 1:
[01:24] We couldn't have did it without Hook. Every product, every detail, perfect. He's wearing Hook. He's wearing Hook. What I liked about the Hook. You're wearing Hook as well. I mean, I'm wearing Hook right here. I'm the son of a boy that merch on and even hooked down to the shorts.
Speaker 3:
[01:39] The shorts are good.
Speaker 1:
[01:40] But I felt like I was cool the entire time.
Speaker 3:
[01:43] I've never been that. I mean, I couldn't have imagined that wearing a hoodie on the water in the bright sun in Florida on an 85 degree day that somehow a long sleeve hoodie would feel cool and comfortable. I was cooler and more comfortable wearing that than I would have been had I been shirtless.
Speaker 1:
[02:01] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[02:01] It was the best I've ever felt.
Speaker 1:
[02:03] Look at us. I mean, Prussian the pudding.
Speaker 4:
[02:05] No burns, no burns, not even close to being burnt.
Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[02:31] It changes the fundamental build of this entire trip, knowing that we got to fish. There's so much less pressure on. I was getting fucking pissed off.
Speaker 4:
[02:44] Did you guys think that we were going to go like yesterday?
Speaker 2:
[02:47] I could see. But do you think like, because we're fishing again today, did you guys think that there was a chance we wouldn't catch anything today?
Speaker 3:
[02:52] No, I knew we would catch one today. But I mean, we kind of this is the tarpon capital of the world. And we came down here to hunt trophies. And if we hadn't got a tarpon, I think that that would have been a major black eye on the trip.
Speaker 1:
[03:10] That would have been a black guy on the trip.
Speaker 2:
[03:12] There would have been a black guy here. And that would have scared us. But there would have been a black eye on the trip. I mean, I think, like tarpon, I just feel like are so hard to kill. I mean, just from what I gathered is like they're pretty difficult to catch. So like getting one, I was like, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3:
[03:34] We were out among that armada of other fishing boats. And you're seeing, even though clearly there's tons of people that are not getting any action whatsoever, there was one boat that seemed to have all the magic. The blue boat with all the old men on it. And they seemed to be fighting one every time we looked over there.
Speaker 2:
[03:55] Yeah, I couldn't tell if they were fighting the same one or if they were just going, just kept on getting them.
Speaker 3:
[03:59] No, I mean, well, what we learned was that there was, there's no sort of ultimate moment where the, we never saw them pull a fish out of the water because we didn't realize that you don't do that. They're protected.
Speaker 2:
[04:10] So they kind of just hang off the side of the boat. Like they just sit there and then you just like release them.
Speaker 3:
[04:15] It's like the petting zoo part of the aquarium.
Speaker 2:
[04:17] Long-distance release?
Speaker 3:
[04:19] Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2:
[04:19] No, that's what people say when they like lose a fish.
Speaker 3:
[04:22] Long-distance release. That's pretty good.
Speaker 1:
[04:24] But that is absolute bullshit though, that we didn't get to hold the fish out in front of us like this.
Speaker 2:
[04:29] And I will say I saw some photos online of people doing that.
Speaker 3:
[04:32] Yeah, but weren't they always in the shallows? Weren't they always in the shallows when you saw that?
Speaker 2:
[04:38] Yeah, probably.
Speaker 3:
[04:39] And they were like kind of holding it at their waist. At the water.
Speaker 1:
[04:41] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[04:42] So I saw that too.
Speaker 2:
[04:43] Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1:
[04:44] Are they not dangerous fish?
Speaker 2:
[04:46] No. Like to humans?
Speaker 1:
[04:48] Yeah, can you like touch them on in the shallows and they won't hurt you? They won't thrash at you or anything?
Speaker 3:
[04:52] Good luck.
Speaker 2:
[04:53] I mean, they might if you're like harassing it, but I think they probably just wouldn't even get close to you.
Speaker 3:
[05:00] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[05:00] The one thing that we got to be worried about out here, which I'm worried about on the kayaks already, I don't know. Are we in the saltwater on the kayaks?
Speaker 3:
[05:06] Yeah, we're going to be among the bull sharks, the hammerheads.
Speaker 2:
[05:09] I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3:
[05:10] And the but luckily the manatees scare them off.
Speaker 2:
[05:14] Manatees aren't scaring off any bull sharks.
Speaker 3:
[05:16] Are you sure about that?
Speaker 2:
[05:18] Bull sharks, I feel like.
Speaker 3:
[05:18] They travel in packs.
Speaker 2:
[05:20] So do bull sharks.
Speaker 3:
[05:22] Well, manatees.
Speaker 2:
[05:22] Remember he said he was like, seven of them will gang up on one tarpon?
Speaker 3:
[05:26] All right, well, I'll take 14 manatees over seven bull shark pack every day.
Speaker 2:
[05:32] I think you could do like 30 manatees versus two bull sharks and they would still lose. What are the manatees doing?
Speaker 3:
[05:37] The dolphins are smarter. The dolphins are the ones that really keep the bull sharks away.
Speaker 4:
[05:42] Yeah, yeah, that that I believe I'm just making stuff up.
Speaker 2:
[05:45] Well, I know it sounds really nice, but that does sound like it makes sense.
Speaker 1:
[05:50] Francis, how does it feel being in the middle? Do you feel like your head at YouTube? To like whip your head action a little bit.
Speaker 3:
[05:57] This is this is how you live.
Speaker 1:
[05:58] This is your and I just want to see how it feels for you.
Speaker 3:
[06:01] It's it's interesting. I didn't necessarily mean to be the sort of glue guy, the middle. And I don't know that I wear the hat.
Speaker 4:
[06:08] Well, I think you do because it's it's hook.
Speaker 3:
[06:11] Yeah. Well, you guys have been very deferential to me ever since I caught the monster.
Speaker 1:
[06:15] We gave you the big bedroom.
Speaker 3:
[06:16] You gave me the big bedroom.
Speaker 1:
[06:18] Private bathroom.
Speaker 3:
[06:19] I got the most bites of dessert last night. I got first bite of dessert. Everyone's so tentative. It's so funny. This is our first trip together, all six of us as a big group. And it's like nobody it says, you know, we're at dinner and people are like, what are you going to have? What are you eating?
Speaker 1:
[06:38] I thought that's normal dinner conversation.
Speaker 3:
[06:40] We're a bunch of chicks. It's like, are you going to have some of that? Can I share that with you? Like, oh, I don't want to order the most expensive thing.
Speaker 1:
[06:47] No one said that.
Speaker 3:
[06:49] I'm like, I'm going to have two claritas and then keep them coming. Add extra gold to the ice cube. And then, you know, desserts. It was like, I'm just, I'm just piling it on.
Speaker 2:
[07:02] Yeah. You got the Hummers.
Speaker 3:
[07:04] Harry was like, I'm not ordering fish because I know there's not going to be enough food. I'm going to be too hungry. Well, you didn't even finish your dinner.
Speaker 2:
[07:13] That's crap. I mean, the steak is the dinner. No one's, no one's getting the New York Strip to have the fucking gross carrot off the side.
Speaker 3:
[07:20] I mean, you're either a member of the gross carrot.
Speaker 1:
[07:22] That was a nice carrot.
Speaker 3:
[07:23] You're either a big ass carrot of the clean plate club or you're not.
Speaker 2:
[07:26] I'm not. I'm definitely not. I'm a picky eater. But when you pay, when you order the steak, you're paying for the steak. You're not paying for the, whatever the fuck was else was on it.
Speaker 3:
[07:34] The accoutrement.
Speaker 2:
[07:35] And I ate the whole steak. Damn quick. Damn good steak, too.
Speaker 3:
[07:39] You did eat it. You did eat a good amount of your steak. But I'm just telling you, like I was saying, we're out on fish week. It's a fishing trip. And we're at a seafood restaurant that specializes in bringing in fish that day off the boat. Gruper, Red Snapper, you know, and you were like, let me get the New York strip.
Speaker 2:
[07:59] No regrets.
Speaker 3:
[08:00] Let me get, let me get a cut of meat that clearly some dockside restaurant in Florida will do better than New York City, the place after which I would say that that was better than most steaks I've had in New York City. Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 1:
[08:16] But the fish was better. I mean, the fish was transcendent.
Speaker 4:
[08:18] You would love the fish.
Speaker 2:
[08:20] And it would have had some of the shrimp and I had the sushi.
Speaker 1:
[08:22] No.
Speaker 2:
[08:23] Come on now.
Speaker 1:
[08:23] You're having like an off. Don't put mustard on my jacket and a and a Clif Bar to start the day.
Speaker 2:
[08:29] Brand.
Speaker 4:
[08:31] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[08:31] Off your brands.
Speaker 4:
[08:35] We work for the same company. It's our brand.
Speaker 2:
[08:38] It's pretty on brand.
Speaker 1:
[08:42] It's some off brand.
Speaker 2:
[08:44] Never heard of making it sound like I went to like, OK, I'm drinking like a Publix Zero Sugar.
Speaker 1:
[08:49] Yeah, you basically are. You basically are having a 7-Eleven brand.
Speaker 2:
[08:57] It's just a standard energy drink.
Speaker 1:
[08:59] My point is to put a steak on your stomach for when you know you have a long day the next day and then put that on your stomach and then put the off brand energy bar on your stomach. That's all fucking gross and disgusting.
Speaker 2:
[09:11] No, it's not.
Speaker 1:
[09:12] Yes, it is.
Speaker 2:
[09:13] First of all, that's what I need to get through the day. This is what you that's my fuel. No, if I have that, I'm not getting on a kayak.
Speaker 3:
[09:20] If I drink that, he's going to be in Bogota, Colombia, on a bachelor party someday, and he's going to order the chicken cordon bleu. Yeah, I'll be in Mexico and be like, let me have your finest Nagiri.
Speaker 2:
[09:32] I mean, my parents used to get max. We would go to a Mexican place and I would just get a burger every time.
Speaker 3:
[09:36] There you go.
Speaker 1:
[09:37] Francis tried to do some vicious.
Speaker 2:
[09:39] Francis tried to.
Speaker 4:
[09:40] He tried to slander me yesterday. It backfired. It didn't take.
Speaker 3:
[09:43] It backfired. Absolutely brickwalled by the Gen Z crowd around us. So all of our lovely producers are members of the Generation Z, right? Tyler, are you Gen Z?
Speaker 2:
[09:53] They're all the same age as me.
Speaker 3:
[09:55] 27 is Gen Z. No, they're not.
Speaker 2:
[09:57] Yes, they are.
Speaker 3:
[09:58] Those two are. Tyler's two years older than you are.
Speaker 2:
[10:01] Tyler's a year older than me and they're both the same age as me.
Speaker 3:
[10:04] He's 27 and you just turned 25 and he's turning 28.
Speaker 2:
[10:07] That's the same age. We're all the same age.
Speaker 3:
[10:09] No, I think that's a decent enough gap. Then I would say that these two are your age.
Speaker 2:
[10:13] You're 13 years older than me.
Speaker 3:
[10:15] I'm not saying I'm part of this.
Speaker 2:
[10:17] Tyler's like a year and a couple months older than me.
Speaker 3:
[10:20] He's two years, whatever. You're right is the right.
Speaker 2:
[10:25] Well, I'm just saying we're all the same generation.
Speaker 1:
[10:29] Right, but.
Speaker 3:
[10:30] Yes, I agree with that. Yeah. I said that, I said they're all members of Gen Z. Where's what you're, how are you contradicting what I said?
Speaker 2:
[10:41] They're like our Gen Z producers. And I was like, well, they're all the same age as me.
Speaker 3:
[10:45] So you felt left out.
Speaker 2:
[10:46] I felt left out. I felt a little left out. And I felt like it was somewhat somewhat of slander.
Speaker 3:
[10:50] By the way, I don't say that you're younger because I feel like you don't like it when I do that.
Speaker 2:
[10:55] Oh, no, I don't care.
Speaker 3:
[10:56] So I don't age drop.
Speaker 1:
[10:58] He feels like you're ageist. You're being ageist.
Speaker 2:
[10:59] I feel like this is a little ageist.
Speaker 3:
[11:01] I'm aging myself in this fucking comment I'm trying to make before I got my head bitten off for like being not, you know, not specifying the date of birth of everyone in the room. I was going to say.
Speaker 1:
[11:17] Oh, well, so the story that you told was two years ago, I was in Albany with Sasquatch and he got a burger at lunch twice.
Speaker 3:
[11:28] Yeah, back to back to lunch.
Speaker 1:
[11:30] And you were basically like, can you believe this guy got a burger? And I had to like almost gently tell you, like, I think a lot of people get burgers.
Speaker 3:
[11:41] You did. You did. I think we need a little more context here.
Speaker 1:
[11:45] Pretty frequently.
Speaker 3:
[11:46] I remember. I don't mean this menu that we were, you know, it had a ton of stuff on it. And like they had salads and poke bowls and all kinds of stuff. And Harry got the burger on back to back days. And I'm talking like burger with bacon. Yeah. The full load.
Speaker 1:
[12:04] You said it looked like a eating competition.
Speaker 3:
[12:06] I mean, yeah, it looked like a challenge. It looked like something where they'd put a fucking give you a T-shirt if you finished it. And we and we had to go do shows that night. So I'm like, man, dude, go headlining those.
Speaker 2:
[12:18] It's a little easier.
Speaker 3:
[12:19] True, true. But I was like, man, are you sure you want that? I think I remember being like, that's going to be that's going to sit in your stomach and be heavy. You're like, no, I got it. And you did it back to back days. And I was telling this story. And every single person around the table was like a burger for lunch. I mean, that's that's lunch.
Speaker 1:
[12:39] Tiger Tyler said he does it five out of seven days.
Speaker 3:
[12:44] It was as if like to them, that is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Speaker 1:
[12:49] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[12:50] I'm like, Jesus, if I had a fucking fully loaded messy cheeseburger at lunch, I would need to lie down for a day and a half.
Speaker 2:
[12:57] But is that like like you like food effect like you? I feel like you're like hyper aware of how the food affects you.
Speaker 3:
[13:05] It may be. Listen, clearly, I'm a man on an island here.
Speaker 2:
[13:08] No, no, but I agree. Like I feel awful right now. So like, yeah, you're right, I probably shouldn't have had this last night. Oh, I feel like I weigh 300 pounds.
Speaker 3:
[13:19] I just think, yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1:
[13:22] I think people should be more aware of how food affects their body because then you make more conscious decisions of what you eat. Like maybe you travel lighter if you have some fish in you or if you have these two things mixed, you're more likely to be hung over or something like that. I think there's easier ways.
Speaker 3:
[13:38] I'm done trying to prescribe nutrition to anybody.
Speaker 2:
[13:43] What would be like, just curious, what would be like your like a light lunch?
Speaker 4:
[13:49] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:
[13:51] I'm just going to say on the opposite direction. I'm saying like for you, what would be like the slop it up meal? Oh, and it has to be just something simple, not like it can't be like a specific dish from some restaurant.
Speaker 3:
[14:04] You mean for lunch specific?
Speaker 2:
[14:06] Just like if you were like, like you say like you were in my shoes and you were like you have an idea of. I know you think that I go home and I'm like, all right, what's for dinner? Time to time to slop it up. But like what like in your mind, like what do you think that is for you?
Speaker 3:
[14:24] For me, when I'm being indulgent.
Speaker 2:
[14:25] Yeah, like you're on your worst behavior.
Speaker 3:
[14:27] Yeah, I and I order in order in. Yeah, if I order in, I order from an Italian restaurant and I'll order like three different pastas.
Speaker 2:
[14:37] Got it.
Speaker 3:
[14:38] I'll have like three pasta entrees so that I can have variety. And I mean, I eat a lot.
Speaker 2:
[14:45] Yeah, yeah, I believe that.
Speaker 3:
[14:46] And it's it's really like just a full blown heart attack. The amount of butter I might as well just be eating sticks of butter.
Speaker 1:
[14:53] Is that were you asking that question to see what his heaviest meal is or just when he picks out, like to see if he's still consciousness of how heavy it's going to be the next day or if he's just like just like what his idea of like pigging out would be.
Speaker 2:
[15:06] But I would say pasta. I mean, if I have too much pasta, I feel like I'm like that's the fullest I've ever been.
Speaker 3:
[15:12] Yeah, I'm talking messy, greasy, oily pasta. Yeah, extra cheese right now. I remember I ate a lot of that parmesan wheel. Yeah, but not that much. I mean, I had one 80th of it.
Speaker 2:
[15:24] Yeah, you can't have to. I mean, how much can you have?
Speaker 3:
[15:26] So I have the remaining 38 pounds of parmesan in my refrigerator. Yeah, my whole apartment smells sure. It is leaking out every time I open my refrigerator. It's like I'm opening a meat locker. Yeah, I mean, it's so foul.
Speaker 1:
[15:42] That's how Ted Bundy got caught.
Speaker 2:
[15:43] Yeah, literally.
Speaker 3:
[15:45] Parmesan was I don't know what to do with it. It's five year. I mean, you can't throw away that much nice parmesan.
Speaker 2:
[15:53] Yeah, you'd have to like throw it in the woods or some shit.
Speaker 1:
[15:56] Shoot it, like cut it up and put it into everybody else's trash.
Speaker 2:
[15:59] Yeah, just place it in a different place.
Speaker 4:
[16:01] Yeah, spread it out.
Speaker 2:
[16:03] The parmesan killer spread the remains.
Speaker 4:
[16:07] Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:
[16:08] I can't believe you have that much parmesan still. Can't you just get rid of that?
Speaker 3:
[16:11] You'd be surprised how infrequently you eat parmesan.
Speaker 2:
[16:14] Yeah, he's going to have to start eating a lot of spaghetti.
Speaker 3:
[16:17] Well, that's the thing is that like I do order pasta and then I'm like, all right, I guess it's time for me to use my legs to lift this parmesan wheel out and then I'll fucking grab the grater. And it's a nightmare.
Speaker 2:
[16:30] There's no way you could just start like cutting off like half.
Speaker 3:
[16:34] I should.
Speaker 2:
[16:35] And maybe maybe take it to Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 3:
[16:37] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[16:38] Yeah. Well, I do send them a photo of it in the fridge and be like, trust me, it's fresh. No funny business here.
Speaker 3:
[16:44] Funny.
Speaker 1:
[16:44] And they'll be like, you got the stuff.
Speaker 2:
[16:46] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[16:46] Like a shady meeting.
Speaker 2:
[16:48] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[16:48] I'm in the same boat as you right now. I have all these cases of Corona that I brought back from my kid's birthday. People didn't eat it. And I'm not going to just throw out the Corona. I tried to give it to the valet workers at the hotel. They said their boss wouldn't let them take it. And so now my fridge at home is just golden.
Speaker 3:
[17:05] Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:
[17:06] It looks like a pizzeria. It's just like there's just fucking Corona top to bottom in my fridge. I don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 3:
[17:13] Do I have to just drink all of it? I'll tell you what to do. Go to like a gas station or liquor store near high school and you will find some wayward teens.
Speaker 1:
[17:23] Should I have a hard, hard, hard pricing on it?
Speaker 3:
[17:27] You can you can sell those for a song.
Speaker 2:
[17:30] I mean, you put down like 20 Coronas yesterday. What's the harm in 50 more?
Speaker 1:
[17:35] Because I'm not on a boat. Maybe I'll get like the ferry from.
Speaker 2:
[17:38] Yeah, yeah. Just start taking the ferry.
Speaker 4:
[17:39] East River, drink five Coronas at a drive.
Speaker 3:
[17:42] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[17:43] Just swirling it like the Chinese do, the chug some.
Speaker 3:
[17:46] Yeah.
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Speaker 2:
[19:05] Usually the best part about not drinking is making other people feel awful about drinking. Even when they've only had like one beer, you just go, wow, you really drink, I want a quick.
Speaker 4:
[19:14] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:14] I want to went down fast.
Speaker 1:
[19:16] You hit me with that, was there a hole in that thing?
Speaker 4:
[19:20] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[19:21] Rone cracked a beer and then before we even got off the dock, that thing was empty.
Speaker 1:
[19:25] Because I'm passing it around like a good friend.
Speaker 2:
[19:27] You were passing it around like a fucking joint.
Speaker 3:
[19:30] I had six. I had six beers yesterday on the boat, but I don't feel bad about it because when you have a tarpon, when you catch the tarpon, you got to have a celebratory beer.
Speaker 2:
[19:40] I think when all you catch is a blue runner, they make you pledge 10 more years of sobriety.
Speaker 3:
[19:48] You were thinking about it, though. You were looking at the beers.
Speaker 2:
[19:50] Yeah, I said I would have a beer if I caught a tarpon.
Speaker 3:
[19:53] Oh, okay. Well, what about today? If you catch a fish today, will you have a beer?
Speaker 2:
[19:58] No, because I think I'll catch a fish today.
Speaker 3:
[20:00] So you really set yourself up. You hedge.
Speaker 2:
[20:04] Yeah. I mean, I'm also I'm not like really like Joneson for a beer.
Speaker 3:
[20:07] No, I'm not trying to push you to have a beer. I just don't know. I'm surprised you even consider having one.
Speaker 2:
[20:12] Oh, I've been trying to consider more just a single beer lifestyle. I haven't tried it yet though.
Speaker 3:
[20:19] I've never even heard of that. I've never heard of a single beer lifestyle.
Speaker 1:
[20:22] What's the thinking behind it?
Speaker 2:
[20:24] Just have one. When? Just special occasions like that.
Speaker 1:
[20:28] The non-slippery slope.
Speaker 2:
[20:30] A toast.
Speaker 3:
[20:31] That's nice. I actually think that's like the most responsible drinking I've ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 1:
[20:35] Yeah, but you're congratulating him for the idea of it.
Speaker 2:
[20:38] I haven't done it.
Speaker 1:
[20:39] Yeah, it's like in theory, that sounds nice, but that's the point of having a beer. You either realize how good you're feeling and you want to go downhill a little bit or you start to get a little bit hung over. You're like, man, let me get another fucking beer.
Speaker 2:
[20:52] I think that what that's why I didn't have one because I was like, it's one. Yeah, no.
Speaker 3:
[20:56] I think that I have one.
Speaker 2:
[20:57] I'm having 15.
Speaker 4:
[20:58] That's the problem.
Speaker 3:
[20:59] I don't think that I think that what you are talking about sounds like a slope with the strongest footing.
Speaker 4:
[21:07] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[21:07] The least slippery slope I've ever heard of in my life.
Speaker 2:
[21:12] If we're on a boat and I crack a beer, drink the whole beer and then there's like another round of beers going around. What do you think I'm going to do? Yeah, no, I'll just take another Diet Coke. No, I'm going to go, yeah, let's get fucking hammered. Now I'm getting hammered.
Speaker 3:
[21:25] I mean, given that I haven't seen you have a drink in like four years, I think you would stop yourself. I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[21:33] Maybe, maybe I'll probably get hammered off of one beer.
Speaker 3:
[21:38] Well, that would be pathetic.
Speaker 2:
[21:40] I am pathetic.
Speaker 1:
[21:41] On a boat though, it's like you have to keep on going too. You have nowhere to go. You can't be like, all right, I'm going to go to my room.
Speaker 2:
[21:47] Yeah, also that, also the being on the boat, because I know I would just have to piss immediately.
Speaker 3:
[21:50] None of us pissed, not one of us. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 2:
[21:53] I had to, I had to when we got off the, when we left the dock, I still had, I was like, I have to piss already.
Speaker 1:
[21:59] I pissed when I ate the last quarter of the tuna sandwich.
Speaker 2:
[22:04] Oh my God. Rone said yesterday that when we got back to the, we got, we docked the boat and then we were walking back and Rone had like a 7-Eleven tuna sandwich that had been in the car for like four hours.
Speaker 3:
[22:17] The hot car.
Speaker 2:
[22:18] And you, and there was like half of it left and he said that he took a bite of it and then he saw us walking towards him and he threw it in the woods.
Speaker 1:
[22:26] But I didn't just take a bite. Like I took one of those like, all right, I'm going to throw out this slice of pizza. I'm not going to eat a type of bite where you took like a bite, another bite and another bite and then like filled your mouth like a chipmunk as much as possible and I tried to chuck it into the woods because I was so ashamed of it.
Speaker 3:
[22:42] This was an evidence deleting bite.
Speaker 1:
[22:45] Yeah, I had to get rid of it.
Speaker 3:
[22:46] Here's for example, just for context on how hot the car was in which that tuna sandwich baked for five hours. When I opened my toiletries, and this is at like 7:30 PM by the way, right? I opened my toiletries when we got back to the Airbnb, all my creams were hot.
Speaker 2:
[23:06] Oh, yeah, dude, I opened my backpack. I still pulled out like a sweatshirt. It was warm as hell. I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3:
[23:12] My creams, my creams were hot, which means like they were runnier than ever, which means that that is the temperature they had cooked down in which you baked your already room temp tuna sandwich.
Speaker 1:
[23:26] The top layer of the tuna salad sandwich had cooked in the sun. It was like the top layer of the bread was harder than the under. It was like fucking like you could tap on it.
Speaker 3:
[23:35] It's gourmet tuna car car.
Speaker 1:
[23:37] It was it was gross. But I was I thought that we were going to have to record this last night. So I was just like, all right, let's look and get some fuel in.
Speaker 2:
[23:46] Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday wasn't really a great food day until the evening.
Speaker 3:
[23:50] No. Yeah. The dinner was great.
Speaker 1:
[23:52] That's why we like had to make the executive decision. We needed a morale dinner.
Speaker 2:
[23:56] We needed it.
Speaker 1:
[23:57] We had just done this last night. We would have been at each other's throats, grumped out.
Speaker 2:
[24:01] Yeah, I would have been so cranky. But we still haven't watched a movie. I will say that the Rone fell asleep.
Speaker 1:
[24:07] Well, Francis, I didn't fall asleep.
Speaker 2:
[24:09] You did. And that's why I called it. I called it to save you.
Speaker 1:
[24:12] Because I was about to.
Speaker 2:
[24:13] Yeah, I looked over. Your eyes were closed. And then I like moved around a little bit and you woke back up. And then I was like, I'm going to go to bed.
Speaker 1:
[24:19] You rustled to wake me up.
Speaker 2:
[24:21] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[24:21] What movie were you watching?
Speaker 2:
[24:22] We were just watching YouTube videos. We were watching whoever's fucking Airbnb this is. We were just searching through their history and trying to find nasty shit.
Speaker 1:
[24:30] We were algorithms buying. We were watching the baby Trump, JD Vance.
Speaker 4:
[24:34] Oh, my God. Dude, we go to their history.
Speaker 2:
[24:38] They've got like it's like it's like baby Trump. Baby Trump tells baby JD Vance like what? Something like, I don't know. And we turned it on being like, it's going to be hilarious.
Speaker 1:
[24:50] I don't even know. We just were spying in on their life. Looking at someone's algorithm is very private.
Speaker 2:
[24:55] Yeah. Watching that was like it was like it was honestly like I felt like part of me felt sad because I was like, this isn't even funny. That was like the worst video I've ever seen.
Speaker 1:
[25:05] And they've lapped us in views.
Speaker 2:
[25:07] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[25:08] We're trying our best views.
Speaker 2:
[25:10] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[25:11] Someone just farted that thing out.
Speaker 2:
[25:13] It was literally I thought it wasn't even like baby Trump's voice. It was just Trump's voice over like a baby whose the words aren't even lining up with the mouth. What are we doing?
Speaker 3:
[25:25] I have a confession to make. You know, I heard you guys disparaging the baby Trump thing. I said I had to go to bed. I went into my bedroom and watched an hour and a half and was giggling with my face in the pillow.
Speaker 1:
[25:37] Just kicking his feet.
Speaker 3:
[25:38] So you guys wouldn't see or hear me. I loved it. Let's get back to the alpaca that we caught. Yeah, excuse me. The the tarpon, the tarpon. I don't know why. Why did I? I don't know. I thought it started with an A.
Speaker 2:
[25:56] Tarpon.
Speaker 3:
[25:57] Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1:
[25:58] Maybe you're thinking an albacore tuna.
Speaker 3:
[26:00] Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1:
[26:01] Albacore, which was on that sandwich. It was half albacore, half yellowfin, that tuna salad sandwich.
Speaker 3:
[26:06] I was thinking.
Speaker 1:
[26:07] Yeah, it said it on the specific fish were on it. It was albacore and yellowfin.
Speaker 2:
[26:12] I'd be willing to bet.
Speaker 3:
[26:13] Surf and surf sandwich.
Speaker 2:
[26:14] Yeah, I'd be willing to bet that that fish had 0% fish in it.
Speaker 1:
[26:18] Probably. Or like that sandwich. It like passed by a fish on the conveyor belt.
Speaker 2:
[26:22] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[26:23] Like a fish looked at it.
Speaker 3:
[26:24] Tuna lived its entire life in an aquarium in a Chinese food restaurant.
Speaker 2:
[26:30] Yeah, sure. That's what you said you like, though. You said you like the farm.
Speaker 4:
[26:33] Yeah, that was better.
Speaker 1:
[26:35] I was I brought over the waitress last night. I was like, which one of these are farmed?
Speaker 3:
[26:39] Yeah, that was a floor model tuna. That only came out of the tank when when they were doing their driving right off the lot.
Speaker 1:
[26:49] Yeah, yeah, that the tarpon. We can talk. I could talk tarpon all day.
Speaker 3:
[26:53] Let's talk tarpon.
Speaker 1:
[26:54] I felt like that was my catch just as much as your catch.
Speaker 2:
[26:57] Team catch.
Speaker 1:
[26:58] Huh?
Speaker 2:
[26:58] Team catch.
Speaker 1:
[26:58] Team catch.
Speaker 3:
[26:59] Yeah, but I'm going to say it was more Rone's catch than Harry's catch, though.
Speaker 1:
[27:02] Well, Harry had I went percentage wise. It was more my catch because he had every cast. We let you cast like it was a make a wish foundation. It felt like me and Francis would like swap out.
Speaker 3:
[27:15] You had twice as many cast as as either Rone or.
Speaker 2:
[27:19] I don't know what it is about going out on like a chartered fishing trip, but like no matter what it is, I feel like it's a make a wish situation for me. Yeah, like I feel like I fish a lot. And then I get out there and they're like, OK, now undo the bail. Let some line out.
Speaker 3:
[27:39] He hated this. He hated that he wasn't allowed to cast his own rod or remove the blue, the deep blue.
Speaker 2:
[27:48] Well, I did remove the blue runner. Had to. I had to stand my ground. This is my bird.
Speaker 1:
[27:53] You ripped it through the side like a three hole punch notebook coming out.
Speaker 4:
[27:58] No, I did not.
Speaker 3:
[28:00] I pulled the spine out of the fish.
Speaker 2:
[28:04] I perfectly removed that.
Speaker 3:
[28:05] I got it, captain.
Speaker 2:
[28:06] I perfectly. I did. I was like, I got it. I got this one cap.
Speaker 1:
[28:11] Yeah, but they put they throw it for you. They put the bait on for you. They'll cast it. They'll fucking hand it to you.
Speaker 2:
[28:18] Yeah, I think today.
Speaker 1:
[28:19] When they come up.
Speaker 2:
[28:21] I think today we're going to be fishing. Me and Rone were watching when you went to bed. We were watching mangrove fishing videos in Florida. So I think we're going to be using lures ideally.
Speaker 3:
[28:29] Nice.
Speaker 2:
[28:30] But I think there might be some live bait as well. I will say I definitely was wrong about the live bait in terms of what we were doing with this. Like this was a lot more hands on live bait because you had to like watch the drift and all that. And it was crabs. It wasn't just a big ass fish on the other end.
Speaker 1:
[28:47] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[28:47] So you've changed your opinion about live bait fishing.
Speaker 1:
[28:51] Well, it's because he was publicly embarrassed on the local stock.
Speaker 3:
[28:54] Right.
Speaker 2:
[28:54] Yeah, I was publicly embarrassed on the local stock. They called me gay. They called me gay.
Speaker 1:
[29:00] A fat old lady called you gay.
Speaker 2:
[29:01] They called me gay.
Speaker 3:
[29:03] What? I don't know if I was part of this.
Speaker 1:
[29:05] That fat old lady.
Speaker 2:
[29:07] Well, no, they didn't actually call me gay, but we were like. Rome was like. Yeah, what did you say? You said something to the captain. You were like, we're going to do any.
Speaker 1:
[29:14] Well, he said live fishing is bull. He said using live bait is cheating.
Speaker 2:
[29:18] And the old lady.
Speaker 1:
[29:19] Yeah, I said that to the captain. I was like, she has said using live bait is cheating. And the old fat lady was like.
Speaker 4:
[29:27] Yeah, well, she did that.
Speaker 2:
[29:28] But then didn't he say something about fly fishing being gay?
Speaker 4:
[29:30] Yes.
Speaker 1:
[29:31] And he said fly fishing is gay.
Speaker 2:
[29:32] Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[29:33] Yeah. They double teamed you.
Speaker 2:
[29:35] It was just.
Speaker 1:
[29:35] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[29:36] But yeah, we did like you embarrassed me.
Speaker 1:
[29:38] He gritted his teeth. It was like you fucking embarrassed me in front of the fishing.
Speaker 3:
[29:41] I mean, for what it's worth, that when I the only cast I did myself the whole day, he made fun of and it was the last cast and it was the cast that caught the monster.
Speaker 1:
[29:54] It was the perfect cast. Ocean's 11.
Speaker 3:
[29:56] It was the cast that caught the tarpon. And he now he did eat his he ate his he ate crow.
Speaker 2:
[30:03] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[30:03] You heard that saying, of course, eating crow.
Speaker 2:
[30:06] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[30:06] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[30:07] Taking shit.
Speaker 1:
[30:08] It's worse than eating tarpon, honestly. That's what I heard.
Speaker 3:
[30:10] Yeah. Very bony.
Speaker 2:
[30:16] I forget what I was going to say. The yeah, they said that we were gay. Oh, that's what I was trying to say. I tell you guys, I think I told you about when I went into the store.
Speaker 1:
[30:26] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[30:27] Did I tell you?
Speaker 4:
[30:28] I went into the store to get to tell us.
Speaker 1:
[30:30] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[30:31] But like, I don't even know what. I was just bored and I was like, I'm going to go into the tackle shop. And I ended up buying Dramamine.
Speaker 3:
[30:37] Yeah. Really quick. This we're at the marina. And this is a like it, even though you said it was where all the tourists come. This felt like the locals marina. It was very kind of.
Speaker 1:
[30:49] There was a black up. It said it was built in 1926, so it's 100 years old. It's like very character driven, but it's wood planks that with their separation, like if you spill the Dramamine, it's going to fall into the dock.
Speaker 3:
[31:01] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[31:02] Yeah, Sean did that.
Speaker 3:
[31:04] That's two of them.
Speaker 4:
[31:05] There's two good soldiers.
Speaker 3:
[31:09] If you walked into the actual store, so to speak, they looked at you like you had interrupted their dinner.
Speaker 2:
[31:18] It was like the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where they're laying in the beds.
Speaker 4:
[31:24] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[31:24] There's a woman sitting in a Wicker chair facing away from you in the middle, like right in front of the register. They're like expecting you.
Speaker 2:
[31:33] They're like, wasn't anywhere to stand or pay or-
Speaker 3:
[31:36] It really felt like we were the out of place white kids that arrive in the town because our van is broken down at the start of the horror movie.
Speaker 2:
[31:48] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[31:48] Sure.
Speaker 3:
[31:48] You know?
Speaker 2:
[31:49] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[31:49] They're like, well, we can help you.
Speaker 2:
[31:51] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[31:51] And then they bring us up to some guy that, you know, strips our back of skin and turns it into furniture or some shit. But yeah, keep going.
Speaker 2:
[32:02] Well, yeah. I mean, we were, I went into that shop just to buy Dramamine and I was like, I mean, it's not even, I'm not even gonna be able to explain it well, but I like, it was just a series of fuck ups that just ended in just total humiliation with, I'm like, I'm looking for the Dramamine, they come over, they help me find it. And then I'm like, she's like, it's cash only and I'm like, oh yeah, I got cash. And then I'm like, put my sunglasses up on top of my head so I can see cause it's dark and then I take my wallet out and then I'm like looking through for the cash and then my sunglasses kind of start like falling off my head so then I'm trying to like fix the sunglasses, but I'm also holding the wallet and I got like other shit in my hands. And then just like every single credit card, like debit card, gift card, every single thing in my wallet falls out of my wallet like all at once, which happens. Like I've showed like I have an old shitty wallet. So it's like too loose. Yeah, it's just a little bit. Everything is just in one compartment. And then if they go, they all go one goes. They all go. So it's like I like my license, my credit card go. And then I'm like scramble and then just everything goes. And then the sunglasses go to. And then I'm standing there holding like eight dollars in cash for the fucking drama mean. And I'm surrounded by my own credit cards and my son. She's like, don't step back. Your sunglasses are right behind you. And then my face is fucking bright, beating red. I'm so embarrassed. And then she's like, you lost your pocket. And I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[33:42] Your pocket?
Speaker 2:
[33:43] Yeah, like as a joke.
Speaker 3:
[33:44] Oh, oh, good from her.
Speaker 2:
[33:47] And then I laughed and then she said it again. And I was like, yeah. And then she explained it. She was like, I used to work on a golf course. And when people would lose their wallet, I would say, you lost your pocket. And I was like, yeah, no, I got it the first two times.
Speaker 3:
[33:59] I'll be honest with you. I didn't. And I'm actually, it's almost as if she explained it to me.
Speaker 2:
[34:06] Maybe that's what it was for.
Speaker 4:
[34:07] I'm glad I don't Francis.
Speaker 2:
[34:09] Yeah, she probably knew that I would pick it up automatically.
Speaker 3:
[34:11] You're going to have a friend who will not follow the pocket joke.
Speaker 1:
[34:15] Everybody's a comedian. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[34:17] Oh, that was funny, too.
Speaker 3:
[34:19] Yeah, that was funny. At dinner last night. Oh, my God, I'm almost I'm ashamed to tell this. Following the I was in a very celebratory mood.
Speaker 1:
[34:30] You had six and then you had some cocktails.
Speaker 3:
[34:33] Yeah, I was feeling quite buoyed by the day's events and enjoying the camaraderie. And, you know, I'm looking at a table full of friends that were all excited to eat. Meanwhile, Harry's texting up a storm. I don't know who was so desperate for your attention, but all dinner.
Speaker 2:
[34:54] No, maybe in the beginning of dinner, I was checking in on people.
Speaker 3:
[34:56] I felt like you had business to attend to. So I was trying to overcompensate.
Speaker 1:
[35:00] He's checking in on his strong friends.
Speaker 2:
[35:02] I was great. Francis turned to me and he goes, are you okay?
Speaker 3:
[35:05] I thought you were like in trouble. I was worried about you. Well, I knew you'd had some business stuff that you were kind of working through. And so I thought maybe that had carried over and you were, I wanted to make sure you were not upset about it.
Speaker 2:
[35:21] I don't know. No, no, no. I was good. Positive vibes.
Speaker 3:
[35:24] Well, right. So I'm trying to basically like lean forward and give Harry the privacy of his business work on his phone. And therefore I'm, you know, doing all the fucking dancing and jigging around. And a waiter came out and was like, what would you guys like to have? And someone said, I'll have the grouper. And I was like, grouper? I hardly know her. And he didn't laugh.
Speaker 1:
[35:49] But then after a second, nobody laughed. And then he started laughing and he was like, I'm going to give you that one.
Speaker 3:
[35:55] He said something.
Speaker 1:
[35:56] He was like, yeah, I'm going to give you that one.
Speaker 2:
[35:58] I feel like you said something to get him to say that. You were like, nothing.
Speaker 3:
[36:04] Maybe I did. Maybe I did. Maybe I and honestly, I didn't. And then I was like, no. And then he started to and I was like, no, I don't deserve.
Speaker 1:
[36:13] Yeah, I was like, don't enable anything for that.
Speaker 3:
[36:15] That was meant to be a joke that falls flat. I wasn't trying that. That's not even one of the like grouper doesn't work for one of those jokes.
Speaker 2:
[36:25] Kind of does.
Speaker 3:
[36:25] It was an anti humor. No, I'm saying because like you know, Michael Scott says that in the office.
Speaker 2:
[36:30] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[36:31] He's like banger. I hardly know her. Like it has to be something that could be a verb.
Speaker 2:
[36:36] Yeah, for fucking.
Speaker 1:
[36:38] But at that time, but but none of that context, like you weren't able to give that to that guy. No, he thought that you were just trying your best. And so he was like, everybody wants to be a comedian.
Speaker 4:
[36:49] Yeah, no, he was like, no, didn't he say like, he's a guy wants to be a comedian.
Speaker 2:
[36:54] He was like, I don't want to like hurt his feelings. He's like, who knows? Like, maybe he wants to be a comedian.
Speaker 3:
[36:57] Yeah, he's like, maybe you'll be a comedian someday. And I was like, someday.
Speaker 2:
[37:02] And then he was like, he's like, hey, let me know if you ever make it.
Speaker 4:
[37:04] Yeah, he's like, come back here.
Speaker 1:
[37:06] Yeah. And then he went away and Francis was like, playing TD Garden in two weeks. TD Garden, two weeks.
Speaker 3:
[37:14] 20,000 people. This guy doesn't know shit about comedy.
Speaker 4:
[37:20] It was an anti-joke.
Speaker 3:
[37:23] He's walking away.
Speaker 1:
[37:25] Anti-joke.
Speaker 3:
[37:27] How do you feel about it now, waiter? Waiter in Florida.
Speaker 1:
[37:32] Know who I am. Should have hit him with it. Do you know who I am? But yeah, you can't chase that one. That was funny.
Speaker 3:
[37:38] Clear my plate, boss boy.
Speaker 1:
[37:41] There were enough. Yeah, there's a lot of funny people down here. You know, that lady's funny, that waiter's funny. They're funny as fuck.
Speaker 2:
[37:48] Yeah, shop I went into yesterday was funny. They had a they had a DeSantis bobblehead that I was going to buy you around. But then it ended up actually being kind of expensive. And I was like, is this worth it?
Speaker 1:
[38:01] Handing me the DeSantis would have been sick.
Speaker 2:
[38:02] It would have been funny.
Speaker 1:
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Speaker 1:
[41:03] But they also had like big Golf of America shirts. Everything is pastel, but then they had like cartoon Golf of America shirts. I was next to all the pastel shit.
Speaker 2:
[41:14] Very Americana.
Speaker 1:
[41:15] It just jumped out. You got to wear pastel down here. And everything closes super early. Thank God we got the hook.
Speaker 2:
[41:22] Yeah, the hook.
Speaker 3:
[41:25] I'm excited for today. We're going to be out kayaking around the mangroves and looking for manatees and dolphins.
Speaker 1:
[41:34] And yesterday I saw a dolphin fully jump out of the water in the bay.
Speaker 3:
[41:38] I'm pretty confident I saw a shark. I'm 99% sure that I saw a shark fin. And he wouldn't. I asked our captain, Captain Ed, before the day began, I said, can I jump in at some point? Because I love to that. That helps sort of like remember when Maximus and Gladiator before every battle would already pick up the dirt and he would rub it in his hands as if to ground himself and get a sense of the footing and whatever else.
Speaker 1:
[42:05] There's like when a kicker is about to go out and they pick up some of the grass, kind of get the wind.
Speaker 2:
[42:10] I see. Yeah. Like that photo of like Tiger's Caddy. It's a cigarette in the air.
Speaker 3:
[42:19] Have you not seen Gladiator? Wow. That's a good one.
Speaker 2:
[42:24] I haven't seen really any of those like medieval movies. I haven't seen Gladiator.
Speaker 3:
[42:27] Gladiator would be the place to start. That was an iconic movie.
Speaker 2:
[42:32] It's just not really my genre for some reason.
Speaker 3:
[42:34] What would you say your genre?
Speaker 2:
[42:35] Maybe that's low T of me to say, but it's not. It's extremely low T.
Speaker 1:
[42:39] That, like The Patriot, all these movies that were just on during the daytime, those are high T movies.
Speaker 2:
[42:46] Well, wait, which one's The Patriot?
Speaker 1:
[42:48] Patriot's Mel Gibson. He like protects his family. Whenever somebody has to go on a crusade to protect their family or to right some kind of wrong, those are high T movies.
Speaker 2:
[42:56] Yeah, Hesitant, but I am into high T movies.
Speaker 1:
[42:58] I don't have to, I'm just, I was built to.
Speaker 3:
[43:00] Those days are behind me. I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 2:
[43:03] But I am.
Speaker 3:
[43:04] You're gonna have to.
Speaker 2:
[43:05] I do watch high T films.
Speaker 1:
[43:07] Like what, Transformers?
Speaker 2:
[43:09] Well, A, that's maybe the highest T movie there is. So bad example. B, yeah, I watch a lot of war movies.
Speaker 3:
[43:16] These are war movies.
Speaker 2:
[43:18] Yeah, but not the kind of war that's interesting to me.
Speaker 3:
[43:20] The civil, the revolutionary. What war are you looking for? What World War II?
Speaker 2:
[43:28] Even World War II.
Speaker 1:
[43:29] You only like modern warfare.
Speaker 2:
[43:31] Yeah, like honestly, like anything from the 80s and up.
Speaker 3:
[43:34] Gulf War, Afghanistan, Cold War.
Speaker 2:
[43:37] Exactly.
Speaker 3:
[43:37] All right. So that's where OK, I get it.
Speaker 2:
[43:40] But I mean, I've seen because I've seen so many World War II movies and documentaries and stuff now. Yes. Civil War and Revolutionary War, like as far as I'm concerned, those never even happened. No interest at all. Gangs of New York. Civil War, I guess you can't really say that about. That one was for the for the best.
Speaker 3:
[43:59] But Revolutionary had you're not with that cause.
Speaker 2:
[44:02] Now that one wasn't really for me. That's a little too before my time.
Speaker 1:
[44:06] That's the only time we had the upper hand against colonizers. That we as Americans could be like, you fucking colonizers.
Speaker 2:
[44:13] Yeah. I just never like we learned about it in schools for so long. Like we must have studied the Revolutionary War for 10 years straight.
Speaker 3:
[44:22] Is it possible that the Revolutionary War is the last war that we had in America, where everybody politically, no matter what was on, is in agreement that that was right?
Speaker 1:
[44:35] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[44:36] We don't know. I bet there was definitely some fucking.
Speaker 1:
[44:38] There were people who were in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2:
[44:41] Is there anyone in like Brits in Brooklyn?
Speaker 3:
[44:43] Is there anyone? Yeah. Like if only we know, I said all along, England's doing great. Have we? I mean, because the Civil War obviously very divisive, and there are people in the South today who resent that war.
Speaker 2:
[45:02] Probably within like a mile radius of right here.
Speaker 3:
[45:05] Correct. Then from there.
Speaker 2:
[45:08] We're still just furious about the Civil War.
Speaker 3:
[45:11] I guess what am I saying? Now World War I and World War II, everyone universally agrees, I think politically that we did the right thing.
Speaker 2:
[45:19] Well, I don't know about Univer Japan probably doesn't know.
Speaker 3:
[45:22] I'm saying Americans like there's no, you know, we had it. There's nobody in Louisiana flying a Japanese flag right now.
Speaker 4:
[45:35] Now, now, now being like, you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[45:39] Maybe like the Mexican War, the French American War, the Spanish War. But those also could have been small enough conflicts where people just didn't have a political opinion.
Speaker 3:
[45:46] They didn't even care.
Speaker 2:
[45:48] Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[45:49] Probably right now.
Speaker 3:
[45:50] But you go to Vietnam and then Afghanistan and all, you know, people were pretty up for excited about the Gulf War, I guess. They were. Yeah, that was heralded as a classic American victory. It was very short. We didn't lose anyone, really.
Speaker 1:
[46:09] When was that? 1990?
Speaker 3:
[46:10] Yeah, it was Bush.
Speaker 1:
[46:11] Bush. Yeah. Sick, sick win. You know, he's you know, he stays around here.
Speaker 3:
[46:16] Yeah, that's right. Well, he's dead.
Speaker 1:
[46:18] But George Bush and his family, his seeds still is around here.
Speaker 3:
[46:21] W.
Speaker 1:
[46:22] W is down here.
Speaker 3:
[46:23] He's looking around.
Speaker 2:
[46:25] Yeah. Is he in the backyard?
Speaker 3:
[46:26] No, he'll just be in the woods.
Speaker 1:
[46:31] This woods, this woods is a little bit spooky. I don't know why, but I kind of like, I feel like just being out here that like an alligator or like a Florida panther could just kind of come out and get you.
Speaker 2:
[46:42] Yeah, I could see that.
Speaker 1:
[46:42] I feel like we're like enough in the wilderness where there's like just hares and like jackrabbits and I mean, we saw sharks. We saw we saw sharks and turtles and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:
[46:52] You did see turtles.
Speaker 1:
[46:53] If that's in the water, imagine what's on the land. Pythons.
Speaker 2:
[46:56] Yeah, nothing good.
Speaker 3:
[46:57] Jaguars.
Speaker 2:
[46:58] Jaguars.
Speaker 3:
[46:59] Ocelots.
Speaker 1:
[47:00] Yeah, the ocelot.
Speaker 2:
[47:00] They definitely got some nasty spiders, lizards. Yeah, I saw one of those yesterday.
Speaker 1:
[47:06] You did?
Speaker 2:
[47:06] Yeah, in the parking lot.
Speaker 3:
[47:07] Probably an iguana. There's tons of them.
Speaker 2:
[47:09] Yeah, probably an iguana.
Speaker 3:
[47:10] I told you about the guy that comes around with the airsoft gun or whatever it is and kills them all.
Speaker 2:
[47:15] I think you might have left that out.
Speaker 3:
[47:18] Well, didn't I say once a while ago on the pod that that guy came to our house and had his gun?
Speaker 1:
[47:26] Yes, you did. You did.
Speaker 2:
[47:27] Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3:
[47:28] And they were like, how many of you killed in your career? It was like tens of thousands. He's a genocidal lunatic.
Speaker 1:
[47:35] Yeah, he's John Wick.
Speaker 3:
[47:35] About lizards.
Speaker 2:
[47:37] You got to be if you want to be the best.
Speaker 1:
[47:40] He's just smoking them. It was almost close to being a bad fishing trip when, as soon as we went out, there were the most flies that I've ever been around. I felt like I was a rotting dead body with the amount of flies that were around us. It didn't?
Speaker 2:
[47:53] No, because I had a feeling they would go away. And also, that's like 90 percent of the time you go fishing. That's what it's like.
Speaker 1:
[47:59] What made them go away? No one explained it.
Speaker 2:
[48:01] I think we will. Hey, we killed almost all of them if you just looked at the ground.
Speaker 3:
[48:05] Yeah, they're attracted to white and the entire boat turned black. From how many corpses of flies there were.
Speaker 2:
[48:14] But sometimes when you go fishing, if you go fishing in the woods, sometimes people will wear the net over their head.
Speaker 3:
[48:22] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[48:24] In Wyoming, we had those, but I don't think we ever used them.
Speaker 3:
[48:26] Because the skeeters are so bad.
Speaker 1:
[48:28] Skeeters, but these were soft, dumb bugs.
Speaker 2:
[48:31] What did he call them?
Speaker 1:
[48:32] Angel? Or what are they? Kissing? Love bugs.
Speaker 2:
[48:36] Fruity ass name.
Speaker 1:
[48:37] Fruity shit like that.
Speaker 2:
[48:38] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[48:39] He's calling us gay.
Speaker 2:
[48:40] I know.
Speaker 1:
[48:41] Reeks of insecurity.
Speaker 4:
[48:42] I know.
Speaker 2:
[48:42] Oh, those are love bugs, actually.
Speaker 4:
[48:45] Be careful with them.
Speaker 1:
[48:46] Don't come.
Speaker 2:
[48:47] Watch your feet.
Speaker 1:
[48:50] God, his ass, his dumb ass walked clean into that. Brutal.
Speaker 2:
[48:55] He was the man, though.
Speaker 1:
[48:56] What did you boys watch on the flight up?
Speaker 3:
[48:59] I watched Casino Royale.
Speaker 2:
[49:02] I didn't watch anything. I played chess for a while.
Speaker 3:
[49:05] On the seat back?
Speaker 2:
[49:06] No, on my laptop.
Speaker 3:
[49:07] Oh, cool.
Speaker 1:
[49:08] Yeah, there was the lady. The lady next to you was playing chess.
Speaker 3:
[49:12] What's she know?
Speaker 1:
[49:12] She was playing games on the seat back.
Speaker 2:
[49:14] I probably would have smoked her.
Speaker 1:
[49:16] She was yapping your ear off. Was her alarm going off for 20 minutes?
Speaker 3:
[49:20] I did every I gave her all the body language of don't talk to me.
Speaker 2:
[49:26] Alarm going off on the plane is crazy.
Speaker 1:
[49:28] Yes, she said that she had been in LaGuardia. The only thing I overheard, she was like, I've been in LaGuardia for seven straight hours, so I know it like the back of my hand. And you were like, I do too. I do too. You didn't even give her the, you weren't even like, oh, that's crazy. You had to just also be like, yeah, I do too.
Speaker 3:
[49:49] Listen, you don't want to get into a LaGuardia off with me. All right, I'll take that personally.
Speaker 2:
[49:54] Yeah, she also, you only know this one terminal. You ever been to A or B?
Speaker 1:
[49:59] Been to B.
Speaker 3:
[50:00] In truth, I don't even remember the last time I went to A or B.
Speaker 2:
[50:04] One of those is really nice.
Speaker 3:
[50:06] Oh yeah, it's the one, the United one.
Speaker 2:
[50:09] Yeah, yeah, that one's nice.
Speaker 1:
[50:11] But why not just let her win the LaGuardia off?
Speaker 2:
[50:13] You can't.
Speaker 3:
[50:15] I don't think I, I just really quickly realized that this was a person who was prepared to talk to me the entire flight. So you have to set a tone early. I couldn't have put my AirPods in sooner. And she still tried to talk to me with AirPods in.
Speaker 2:
[50:32] Yeah, that's your mistake. You have them on when you're getting on the plane.
Speaker 3:
[50:35] Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1:
[50:37] But sometimes you'll see a sliver of daylight. My guy next to me saw I took mine off to order the food just to be polite to the bartender or whatever, the flight attendant. And as soon as I took mine off, he came in with a question.
Speaker 2:
[50:52] I heard, I saw him talking to you.
Speaker 1:
[50:53] Yeah, he was looking for daylight.
Speaker 2:
[50:55] My lady, we didn't even look at each other. I give off an energy, they know.
Speaker 1:
[50:59] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[51:00] Yeah, I'm not even going to try.
Speaker 1:
[51:02] No, you stink like off brand energy drink when you get in. You get off the flight, you smell like taurine. It turns off the pheromones. Just a reek of taurine. But but my guy did Francis, he spotted you watching a sneaky scene, an illicit scene in a royale. Yeah, I mean, take pictures of it. Harry, would you pass me my phone over there?
Speaker 3:
[51:27] He was telling Rone, like, get your boy. He's watching porn on the plane.
Speaker 1:
[51:32] Yeah, he was basically porn playing in here.
Speaker 3:
[51:33] I'm watching a PG 13 iconic James Bond movie.
Speaker 2:
[51:38] How did they know you guys were boys?
Speaker 1:
[51:40] Because we were we were doing physical contact as soon as he got on the plane.
Speaker 2:
[51:44] How you guys are dapping up and stuff.
Speaker 1:
[51:45] We're a tactile bunch.
Speaker 2:
[51:46] I must have missed that.
Speaker 3:
[51:47] I took a photo of the three of us because we were all in the window seat on the left side of first class. I actually is this.
Speaker 1:
[51:57] So how how explicit and illicit is this scene? As if you saw that. Do you think that that's nasty?
Speaker 2:
[52:05] You got it on the laptop, clothed.
Speaker 3:
[52:07] No, it's an iPad.
Speaker 2:
[52:08] Oh, it's got a keyboard attached to it.
Speaker 1:
[52:12] It's on his lap.
Speaker 2:
[52:14] It's pretty intimate.
Speaker 1:
[52:15] It's pretty intimate. It's a woman on top of a man.
Speaker 2:
[52:17] I would definitely like kill the brightness if I were you on that scene and a tap it a couple of times, at least.
Speaker 3:
[52:23] I mean, I've had to I do the old hand walls around on the component one sometimes.
Speaker 2:
[52:29] I can tell you're kind of throwing a shoulder. You're kind of leaning in with that right shoulder.
Speaker 3:
[52:33] I wasn't that worried about it. I knew that there was no nudity in this movie.
Speaker 1:
[52:38] But even if there was, that's what you pay for. You were up front.
Speaker 2:
[52:41] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[52:42] You got the upgrade.
Speaker 3:
[52:43] Correct.
Speaker 2:
[52:43] That's America.
Speaker 1:
[52:44] You're allowed to see a little bit. You're flying to Florida.
Speaker 3:
[52:46] They got movies for you can watch on the plane. I remember a time when they used to be censored. But nowadays, I don't think they even censor them. They'll just tell you right up front, hey, just say no.
Speaker 1:
[52:58] You're about to see.
Speaker 2:
[53:00] Or they'll tell you if there's like a plane crash in it.
Speaker 3:
[53:03] Oh, will they?
Speaker 1:
[53:03] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[53:04] Like I remember I watched World War Z on the plane and they were like just a heads up. This is going to be a little crazy to watch on a plane.
Speaker 1:
[53:10] I don't think that World War Z is a high testosterone movie.
Speaker 2:
[53:14] Not even close. That's a fully estrogen movie. That movie's buns.
Speaker 3:
[53:19] Oh, I like that movie.
Speaker 2:
[53:20] No, I'm kidding. That movie was fine.
Speaker 3:
[53:21] I thought that was a good movie.
Speaker 2:
[53:22] But it's definitely not high T.
Speaker 1:
[53:23] It's not high T. I don't think modern war movies are high T.
Speaker 2:
[53:27] Ah, you're wrong.
Speaker 1:
[53:28] I don't even think Transformers is.
Speaker 2:
[53:29] Transformers is definitely high. Transformers is high T. It's the definition of high T.
Speaker 1:
[53:34] I don't think so. I don't think that.
Speaker 2:
[53:38] Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf and Muscle Cars that turn into beasts that are saving the planet.
Speaker 1:
[53:46] They're like running away the whole time. It's the definition of flight. If it's like a fight or flight movie, like The Patriot, Gladiator, Apocalypto, these are fight movies.
Speaker 2:
[53:55] No, wrong.
Speaker 1:
[53:58] They're not.
Speaker 2:
[53:58] I don't think you've seen Transformers in recent times. Have you? We should watch it tonight. It's honestly one of the best movies. It's so funny too. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1:
[54:10] I don't think, who's the enemy? The Decepticons? Yes. Yeah. And so like you're fighting against a fucking car?
Speaker 2:
[54:19] No, the Decepticons are aliens.
Speaker 3:
[54:22] But so are the Autobots.
Speaker 2:
[54:23] Yeah, but the Autobots, they have a good relationship with the humans.
Speaker 1:
[54:27] I don't know, I just don't think that that's like I don't think most modern movies like that.
Speaker 2:
[54:34] What's the Linkin Park song that they play?
Speaker 1:
[54:39] It starts with one.
Speaker 3:
[54:41] One day.
Speaker 1:
[54:42] I don't know why.
Speaker 2:
[54:43] While the war has not ended yet, there is still time for the Autobots to defeat the Decepticons.
Speaker 1:
[54:50] It's just trying to be Star Wars. You think Star Wars is high T? Have you watched that shit?
Speaker 2:
[54:57] I wouldn't say Star Wars is high T, no. I wouldn't say it's even close to as high T as Transformers. Transformers you watch and you're like, oh yeah, I'm a man.
Speaker 1:
[55:08] I think you're watching you're like, I'm a boy.
Speaker 2:
[55:10] No, I promise.
Speaker 1:
[55:11] Nothing puts you more squarely in childhood than Transformers.
Speaker 2:
[55:14] Now we'll watch it tonight. If you guys can stay awake past 10.
Speaker 3:
[55:19] Probably not, honestly. I was so exhausted, I went into my room and I lied about the baby Trump thing. I went right to sleep.
Speaker 1:
[55:28] What the fuck? We were out here watching Groucho Marx, full Groucho Marx black and white videos without you.
Speaker 3:
[55:34] That was pretty funny. I watched some of that.
Speaker 1:
[55:36] It was not funny.
Speaker 3:
[55:37] No, it wasn't.
Speaker 2:
[55:38] No, it was pretty bad.
Speaker 3:
[55:39] It was funny how bad it was.
Speaker 1:
[55:41] But maybe that was just like early jokes. We just stand on the shoulders of giants who have come before us.
Speaker 2:
[55:46] Exactly.
Speaker 3:
[55:47] Could well be. Humors come a long way.
Speaker 1:
[55:50] Groucho Marx. Was he supposed to be high T or is he effeminate?
Speaker 2:
[55:55] Definitely low T.
Speaker 1:
[55:56] Is he?
Speaker 2:
[55:57] Or maybe he's just high T in a low T. In a low T build.
Speaker 1:
[56:00] He had a high T voice, like a New York accent, but he had a low T sway about his hips.
Speaker 2:
[56:06] Yeah, yeah. Little loose, a little too loose to be necessarily high T.
Speaker 1:
[56:11] Like a male volleyball player, kind of.
Speaker 3:
[56:13] Today, we can, the fish we catch, we get to eat at dinner.
Speaker 1:
[56:21] That's high T.
Speaker 2:
[56:22] That is high T. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1:
[56:24] Catching, catching, catching heat.
Speaker 2:
[56:25] That's very high T.
Speaker 3:
[56:26] We will not eat unless we catch fish.
Speaker 2:
[56:30] Well, that's not, we will still eat.
Speaker 3:
[56:32] We'll have steak.
Speaker 2:
[56:33] I like the idea. Fine with me.
Speaker 3:
[56:35] We're not eating steak again. Come on now.
Speaker 1:
[56:38] You can't have steak two nights in a row. Come on, bro.
Speaker 2:
[56:40] Yeah, it's true. Bad for the heart.
Speaker 3:
[56:41] Bad for the heart is right.
Speaker 1:
[56:43] Is that why? Yeah. Interesting. Rogan would say that you should, though. I feel like he's a red meat man.
Speaker 2:
[56:51] I'm not Rogan.
Speaker 3:
[56:52] What do you think the last year?
Speaker 2:
[56:53] Rogan didn't catch a tarpon yesterday. Or a blue runner.
Speaker 1:
[57:01] Wow, he definitely didn't. Rogan probably didn't catch anything yesterday.
Speaker 2:
[57:04] What's Rogan doing that's so high T? Podcasting?
Speaker 1:
[57:08] Bow hunting?
Speaker 2:
[57:09] Bow hunting?
Speaker 3:
[57:11] We should go bow hunting in Birmingham.
Speaker 1:
[57:13] We should. That would be so nice. Bow hunting? That's the name of it. Bow hunting.
Speaker 3:
[57:19] You said that he's not mad anymore.
Speaker 2:
[57:23] No, I think that episode about him texting you came out yesterday and you said he was laughing.
Speaker 3:
[57:28] Oh, good. All right, good.
Speaker 1:
[57:29] Was he already listening or was he only listening because he knew that his name got mentioned?
Speaker 2:
[57:33] No, he's definitely listening more now because he knows we talk about him. He texted and he was like, new son of a boy, dad is lethal. Then he texted again and he was like, this shit has me ruffling.
Speaker 1:
[57:49] He was ruffling?
Speaker 2:
[57:50] Rolling on the floor.
Speaker 1:
[57:51] He was at the ruffle house?
Speaker 2:
[57:52] He was rolling on the floor.
Speaker 1:
[57:55] Oh, so nice to get Bow ruffling. Little ruffle mix, Belgian ruffle.
Speaker 3:
[58:01] Bow is high tea.
Speaker 2:
[58:02] Belgian ruffle. All right, let's end that. Let's end it on that.
Speaker 3:
[58:07] I think we need a couple more minutes. But Bow.
Speaker 2:
[58:10] Oh really? Bow. We were like at an hour 30.
Speaker 1:
[58:13] You got Belgian ruffle. You're having too much fun with the ruffle house.
Speaker 3:
[58:18] Bow's high tea. Bow's got tea dripping out of his fucking eyeballs.
Speaker 2:
[58:23] Bow's definitely high tea.
Speaker 1:
[58:24] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[58:24] Does he take anything?
Speaker 2:
[58:26] No. Oh, natural.
Speaker 3:
[58:27] He's not on anything?
Speaker 2:
[58:29] No.
Speaker 3:
[58:29] Not creatine?
Speaker 2:
[58:32] No, I don't think so. I mean, he definitely took creatine at a point, but I don't think he does anymore.
Speaker 1:
[58:35] Chef Donnie's dad was the first guy that I knew that was on testosterone, and he would always say, it won't add years to your life, but it will add life to your years. That's such a nice- It is pretty good. That idiom alone is enough to get me on the tea, add a little life to my years.
Speaker 3:
[58:52] Yeah, I like that. You could apply that to anything.
Speaker 1:
[58:55] Yeah, but just having that in the quiver when you're bow hunting.
Speaker 3:
[58:58] That's pretty good.
Speaker 1:
[58:59] It's so nice. You say it about eating fish. I heard a guy at a food truck say, eat fish, live long, and I say it all the fucking time, eat fish, live long.
Speaker 2:
[59:08] Eat fish, live long. That's what they say.
Speaker 1:
[59:09] If I had said that to you last night, you would have been fucking chomping on some red snapper.
Speaker 2:
[59:13] Yeah, I think I still would have gone with this. That steak was calling my name, especially with that cowboy butter.
Speaker 1:
[59:18] You didn't even touch your cowboy butter, and you didn't touch your starches.
Speaker 3:
[59:22] I did touch my starches. I also, I told them to take the, I wanted them to take the plate away, and I said if they don't take it away, I'll eat what is left, and I then ate more of all the butternut squash.
Speaker 1:
[59:33] No, there was still a half of butternut squash.
Speaker 2:
[59:35] You had half the cube, half the cylinder.
Speaker 3:
[59:37] No, I ate all of the butternut squash.
Speaker 1:
[59:40] I didn't see that.
Speaker 3:
[59:41] It was gone. Can anyone vouch for the fact?
Speaker 2:
[59:43] I think if anything, you might have mashed it around.
Speaker 3:
[59:45] No, when that plate was taken away, all that was left was the mashed potatoes that looked like whipped cream.
Speaker 1:
[59:51] And there's a cornucopia on the fruit of the moon.
Speaker 3:
[59:54] I have a very strong sense of what I ate and what I don't eat.
Speaker 2:
[59:59] What you donate? You definitely donated the other half of that fucking... donated it to the trash.
Speaker 1:
[60:07] Yeah, you did. I can't believe that that waitress took away our snacks while we were eating the dessert. That was funny.
Speaker 2:
[60:14] That was like... That was just straight disrespect.
Speaker 1:
[60:17] That was a get the fuck out. Because we were eating the last table even though we tipped fat.
Speaker 2:
[60:21] That was a lot of disrespect.
Speaker 1:
[60:22] A fat tip.
Speaker 2:
[60:23] Not even letting us finish the dessert.
Speaker 1:
[60:25] That's disrespectful, but it was also a crazy move to want to smoke one before that meal. We couldn't walk into that meal stinking.
Speaker 2:
[60:35] That was not me. I was anti.
Speaker 3:
[60:38] Well, we didn't.
Speaker 2:
[60:39] Because I said, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:
[60:41] Yeah. Rolled one up in the car the whole way over, the light on, making it very dangerous for me to drive. We got there and he was like, no, we're saving this.
Speaker 1:
[60:52] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[60:55] I mean, we were in like a fucking villa with like, it would have been a scene. I said we would have been calling the police.
Speaker 1:
[61:07] Yeah. That's the way to do it out here. What are you guys after for breakfast? What do you guys, what do you guys, what do we chop on?
Speaker 3:
[61:13] I'm hungry right now.
Speaker 1:
[61:14] An egg and cheese sandwich. Is that what you're saying? Or like, what's a lighter breakfast that we could get?
Speaker 2:
[61:19] I could go bacon, egg and cheese. I'm not in that. I'm not just egg and cheese. I need some bacon or sausage in there.
Speaker 1:
[61:25] Carcinogen.
Speaker 2:
[61:26] Yeah. I need something.
Speaker 1:
[61:27] You need your carcinogen to start the day. What's like a light breakfast? Like a chia seed?
Speaker 3:
[61:32] I could go for some overnight oats.
Speaker 2:
[61:34] I could just do a Chobani, honestly.
Speaker 1:
[61:37] Chobani would be nice and light.
Speaker 3:
[61:38] That's not going to cut it for me.
Speaker 1:
[61:40] What about the protein infused Chobani? What about the 20 ounces of protein?
Speaker 3:
[61:44] Brocciani.
Speaker 1:
[61:45] 20 grams. The brocciani.
Speaker 2:
[61:48] Shohei o toni.
Speaker 3:
[61:51] Chomdani.
Speaker 2:
[61:52] Shohei o Chobani.
Speaker 1:
[61:56] Nonsense.
Speaker 2:
[61:59] How is Shohei o Chobani not a thing already? Don't you think they would be jumping on that quick? Like he could be the face of the brand.
Speaker 1:
[62:08] You're right. You're right. Shohei o Chobani. It probably is. It has to be a real thing.
Speaker 2:
[62:15] I don't think so. I think I just created it.
Speaker 1:
[62:19] All right. Well, trademark it then. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[62:20] I know. I got to.
Speaker 1:
[62:20] I'm going to have to call my Well, Shohei is his first name, right? It's not like a Chinese thing where the first name is the last name.
Speaker 2:
[62:25] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[62:25] Shohei is his first name. So like anybody could have the first name Shohei. Like he doesn't own Shohei. He maybe owns Otani. If it was Otani Chobani, maybe you couldn't do it. But if it's Shohei Chobani, you could probably get that.
Speaker 2:
[62:39] I think I'm going to.
Speaker 1:
[62:41] And start selling it.
Speaker 2:
[62:42] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[62:42] Without his say so. Yeah, he can't trademark everything that rhymes with.
Speaker 2:
[62:49] I think we should make those shirts, print them. I'm going to talk to the merch team and I'm going to say, let's get some Shohei Shohei Chobani in the store.
Speaker 4:
[62:56] What would the logo be?
Speaker 1:
[62:57] Would it be more Shohei or more Chobani?
Speaker 2:
[62:59] More Chobani.
Speaker 3:
[63:01] It'd be one of those. You know how Chobani made those flips?
Speaker 2:
[63:03] Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3:
[63:04] What do you think the Chobani, the Shohei, the Shohei Chobani flip would have in it?
Speaker 2:
[63:09] Steroids.
Speaker 1:
[63:12] Steroids and sushi.
Speaker 3:
[63:13] Yeah. Gambling receipts that are unpaid.
Speaker 2:
[63:21] Bunch of bed slips.
Speaker 3:
[63:22] IOUs.
Speaker 1:
[63:25] Now we're done.
Speaker 2:
[63:26] Now we're done.
Speaker 3:
[63:27] Yeah, nicely done. Thank you. Stick with us for Fish Week. We got lots more videos coming out. Shout out to Huk for decking us out. And we'll be back all this week with plenty of awesome content and more fishing. Thank you. See you soon.