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Speaker 1:
[00:21] Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the very pink-hooded Ronnie Karam. How are you, Ronnie?

Speaker 2:
[00:33] Well, hello, I'm okay. I went and got some Botox, and I was like, give it to me severe, because the middle of my face is still always moving, like my little angry 11s. Look what she did to my face. I look like I've been split down the middle of my forehead. I look like I've got the Satan insignia. What the hell? It's like a cut.

Speaker 1:
[00:53] Did you do that today?

Speaker 2:
[00:55] No, after work on Friday, I went. And I still look crazy. I've looked crazy all weekend. I don't know if that's ever gonna go away. It's not really moving though. But I mean, geez, you have to slice me open, like gut me like a fish?

Speaker 1:
[01:09] Jeez. I never would have noticed if you didn't point it out. If you wanna see Ronnie's interesting botox patterns, come to patreon.com/watch what crappens. And you can watch what crappens on demand if you support on that level. We also do bonus episodes. This week's bonus episode, we are recapping last week's Survivor. We're not gonna record that until tomorrow night actually because of our weird scheduling. So it'll just get you all fired up for the next Survivor. And that's it. We've got Crappy Hour tonight at 5.30 West Coast time. And we have Amazon Live this afternoon at 1.30. So we are excited to come join us for all of the things. Today, we are talking about Atlanta. Ronnie, what say you?

Speaker 2:
[02:06] The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Episode 3, Rum Ruptures and Redemption.

Speaker 1:
[02:14] Ruptures, wow. So, K. Michelle, where we last... I'm like, wow, that's pretty visceral. Where we last left this show.

Speaker 2:
[02:23] Well, what are they gonna call it? Exploding Asses and Rum.

Speaker 1:
[02:29] B-B-B-B-L, B-B-ELP, no, I don't even remember what I named this episode. I called it something. I was gonna call it Everything's Gonna Be Okay, Michelle, but I think the last time I named it, I called it, I did another okay pun. I think I called it, It's Not Right, but It's Okay, Michelle. I'm just gonna do a lot of, I'm just gonna do okay puns.

Speaker 2:
[02:52] And when they have a Western party, you can call it...

Speaker 1:
[02:55] Okay, Michelle, thanks.

Speaker 2:
[02:56] Okay, Michelle Corral or whatever.

Speaker 1:
[02:58] Yeah, that wasn't under consideration. So, K. Michelle is post-surgery for her infected BBL and she's in the hospital bed and she's really going through it because there's been a lot and she had to go through, there's a big surgery, infected tissue, it's very scary. And she was saying how she got, it's because she had got injections that involved silicone. Don't do this people. Let this be a learning lesson from K. Michelle. Don't ever get illegal injections, whether it's in your butt or elsewhere. It's just not.

Speaker 2:
[03:37] Or illegal ones, apparently, you're gonna walk around with Satan on your forehead, like me today. I wish I had seen this episode before I went and did that. And I was like, well, now I get the warning. Now, never get your Botox at a taco stand. That is my advice to you guys. Actually, the lesson came a little late for me.

Speaker 1:
[03:58] I just realized this says Bo Tacos, not Botox.

Speaker 2:
[04:02] Hi, I'm Bo. You want a taco? I'm like, sure. In my face. He's like, sure, I'll put it in your forehead.

Speaker 1:
[04:08] Get over here, little rascal. Ronnie's forehead is now filled with 2% salsa verde.

Speaker 2:
[04:15] So K. Michelle is saying the hardest thing was learning that she will never get that silicone out of her body. It will be forever in her and she will never be fully healed. And it's sad because no one wants, especially her, because we really like her. She's new, she hasn't done anything to piss us off and we really like her. So to be like, this will never be fixed is super sad. But then I have to remember we're talking about silicone. It's like, okay, it's like a housewives thing. Like, I will never be free of all the shit that I keep putting in my body. Put some more in there, get some more in there. It's like, she didn't say I'm not, she didn't say I'm stopping this forever. She just said, shit, this stuff is still stuck in me. What do I do?

Speaker 1:
[05:02] The amount of irreversible things that these people do to each other. I mean, whether it's injections, whether it's shaving things down, whether it's removing things or whether it's just, you know, inflicting trauma on to each other. Like she doesn't have to, she's in good company. Okay, that's the point. Yeah, she will, you know, she has, she's got that silicone. Do, I wonder, is this going to be a thing that she will have to deal with the rest of her life? Is that the risk of infection because she has silicone injected into her? Do you know anything about this?

Speaker 2:
[05:38] I guess, no, I don't know. The roaming silicone, I don't know. The only time I've seen it is when Yolanda's, Yolanda thought she had whatever disease and, well, that was the chronic Lyme, which, you know, a lot of people, whatever, I don't want to get into that again all these years later. Jesus, my head will explode. But a lot of it ended up being that she had a leaky boob that she just hadn't fixed. And so there was like silicone all over the place. I mean, why aren't we filling ourselves with healthy things? I don't know. Can't they make fish oil into boobs? Something like if it leaks, then you just have really good skin for a while.

Speaker 1:
[06:15] Yeah, I just started to look up the risks of illegal silicone injections. And I'm just going to tell everyone, don't do this. It's terrible. Oh my goodness. It does so many terrible things to your body because it can leak and everything. Oof. Oof. That's really bad. Oh, I hope that she's going to be okay.

Speaker 2:
[06:41] Oh, she'll be okay. She'll be fine.

Speaker 1:
[06:44] She'll be fine. She's a trooper. She's fine.

Speaker 2:
[06:48] And if not, she's a country singer now. So you just write music about it. Like, my ass, my ass is grass. I mean, you just write something about it. You know?

Speaker 3:
[06:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[06:58] It'll never leave me. It'll never leave me a legal silicone.

Speaker 3:
[07:07] Like a rock. That's how hard my booty is. Like a rock.

Speaker 2:
[07:15] So find a way. Yeah. So she's like, Porsha been calling to me over here. She sent me the nicest message. And then since he sent me encouraging words, Shemeah came by, really loud. Shemeah just comes, it's me, Shemeah. So glad to see you. Kelly and Shemeah together.

Speaker 3:
[07:34] Shot o'clock.

Speaker 2:
[07:38] So now her doctor comes in. And then the most important doctors come in, the glam team, full on glam team in the hospital. Because it's Real Housewives, and that's how we do.

Speaker 1:
[07:49] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[07:50] And she's like, You know, although I've been going through a lot, I cannot let this help me down. I'm ready to hit the ground running. The full glam team is in the hospital because I don't look like I've been going through, and I never will. Okay, it's one thing to look like a struggle, honey, and it ain't me, and it ain't in me.

Speaker 1:
[08:03] So she's gonna look good no matter what. So Drew, meanwhile, we go to Angela's house, and Drew goes over, and Drew, Amari is there, by the way, to greet her, and Angela's saying that she's happy that Amari is staying with her, and she's just gonna be staying there until she goes back to college and all that stuff.

Speaker 2:
[08:24] Angela's so funny to me. She's like, it's so good to have her back. You know, such a reset after her not telling me she was married. Like what? I know.

Speaker 1:
[08:32] I was about to say, I totally forgot about that story line.

Speaker 2:
[08:36] The plots on this show are so funny.

Speaker 1:
[08:39] I know.

Speaker 2:
[08:40] She's like, well, that had to be tough. She's like, oh yeah, yeah. She's like, but we're reconnecting now. I'm just trying to protect her. And so then we start talking about Drew.

Speaker 1:
[08:53] Yeah, now she's acting.

Speaker 2:
[08:55] Yeah, she's an actor, you guys. Yeah, she's paying the bills. Not all of them, as we know from reading the news lately.

Speaker 1:
[09:04] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:04] The news was saying that Drew is claiming to make $12,000 a month.

Speaker 1:
[09:10] That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[09:10] How's that possible?

Speaker 1:
[09:11] Well, maybe she has losses. But maybe that's, I always forget gross and net, whatever it is, the smaller number. It's like maybe she netted, I don't remember. I'm so sorry to the people listening that you're probably, I'm not even going to go down this path because I know I'm annoying so many people that I can't remember the difference.

Speaker 2:
[09:36] Well, gross is the big amount and net is the smaller amount, right? Because you get a bunch of fish and then you net some of them and some of them swim away.

Speaker 1:
[09:44] Okay, great. So maybe she netted $12,000. So she makes more than $12,000.

Speaker 2:
[09:50] I think she's saying she makes, like she gets $12,000 and that's why she can't pay her bills. But you're right. I don't know if it's metagross, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[09:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:58] I don't ask. TMZ doesn't ask that.

Speaker 1:
[10:01] We'll have to start watching Run to make sure she gets those royalties. Even though we know, even though it's been spoiled. So, but she's saying, yeah, she's just acting a lot, you know? And she's like saying, have the balance of motherhood and working. It's more, it's just more than a notion. And we see a scene with her and her kids and her daughter's crying because Drew has to go off on another shoot, which is really sad. And her son is, her son is now like growing up and he's getting big and his voice is dropped. And it's like every time this happens on Bravo, I'm like, the time goes by so fast. So anyway.

Speaker 2:
[10:42] So Angela's talking about her foreclosures and she's getting another house to try again. And Drew's like, Angela is a serial entrepreneur. She's the serial real estate guru. No matter if she lost money in all of her houses. And then we see a flashback to the reunion where Angela's saying that she got foreclosures on all of her properties. And she was like, you know what? I'm just going to walk away.

Speaker 1:
[11:07] Yeah. So Angela tells us something that sounds great. She says, I lost approximately 2 million in real estate and 2 million of my own money. And I feel like I learned so much that I didn't want to stop investing in real estate. When she said that, I thought she actually said, I learned so much that I want to stop investing in real estate, meaning that I learned that this is really hard and I shouldn't be doing this and I just lost 2 million dollars. And then it became very apparent to me that, no, she actually wants to go back in. And I'm like, oh, she's chasing it now. She's chasing the dragon. She wants to get that sale because...

Speaker 2:
[11:46] Chasing that foreclosure high. Once you get a foreclosure, man, it becomes addictive. You want another foreclosure and another foreclosure, especially when you have foreclosures, four foreclosures at the same time. I mean, you're getting letters from so many people. It's like, wow, I missed the attention I got from all those foreclosures. People just like, Angela, Angela, can I get your signature? Angela, Angela. Everybody needed me. I need that. I need that back in my life.

Speaker 1:
[12:11] I know, Kyle Richards better watch out. Angela's gonna start coming for her brand soon. Be like, I need to get something that's failing. Please, please give me Kyle by Shahadi. Or is Kyle by Aileen Tussle available?

Speaker 2:
[12:26] So if at first you don't succeed, buy another house and lose it. And so Angela's like, well, this time it's gonna make a profit. I don't even care if it's a dollar because that is a profit.

Speaker 1:
[12:39] Yeah. Well, I think that she learned the lesson, which is don't do four flips at once, just do one. And so that's what she will be doing. And then we hear Avin is like yelling at his Xbox. He's making noise up there and just says like, I'm distinguishable. So Angela's like, girl, so what are you, what are we doing for Drew? Okay. Cause I know we met Black on the phone. Drew was like, oh, you want to know if me and Black are coupled up? That's you want to make him my man, my man, my man. Well, it's not, he is not that. We're still working on getting him to wear a shirt in a restaurant. So, we're not at the my man, my man, my man space yet.

Speaker 2:
[13:22] When we finally met Black, I was cracking up. Like, yep, that's the, that's who you want raising your children. Right there, Black coming in like shirtless to a restaurant with a big diamond. Be okay. I was like, are you serving the water? We need to work on our branding here, sir. So she's like, no, we're just friends, you know, we're just friends and we're just going through things together. And Angela's saying in a flashback, is he a smack you on your ass friend? And Drew says, well, he's in town and we're going to hang out. They're going to have a date night. But definitions like what, Drew's like, what's the definition of a date? Is it a social or romantic appointment or engagement?

Speaker 1:
[14:10] And Angela's like, oh, a romantic appointment. She's like, it's not romantic. And so Angela's like, who's lying to? Okay, she's getting that D. So yeah, Drew is just trying to sell us on that. And we know it's romantic. I know, but she can't say it basically because she's going through this divorce. That's what I believe. These guys that prolong the divorces are terrible because they're really getting the way of us having like normal content on these shows. I mean, Kenya Moore, she basically ruined her villainous brand because she had to be on best behavior during her prolonged custody battle with Mark, right? So she had to suddenly become like a lady who lunches. And it's just like not what we want. We want, like we want, I get really mad when the people on our screen are not really being themselves, aren't sharing themselves. And I get even angrier when it's because they just have to basically be on best behavior for the courts. And that drives me nuts.

Speaker 2:
[15:03] That's true, but we also have to remember that Drew is just a big lie face. And she lies constantly and has always lied constantly. So it's hard to kind of listen to Drew because she's ridiculous. But not in like an offensive way. I always find, I always find, she's just that friend who's always lying. Like we have a friend who's always telling us, oh, you guys, I sold a show. I just sold a show. I sold the best show. It's gonna be starring me. It's gonna take place here. I'm so excited. We go out, we celebrate. After about the fifth show we never saw, I mean, at some point, your friends are gonna be like, but we've never seen any of these shows. And that has happened to us with this friend. And we still just love it because we know she's gonna lie. Every time you go out with her, she's just gonna tell you some crazy lie. And like she believes it and she is living her best life. I mean, in her life, she's got an Oscar and she's an EGOT winner.

Speaker 1:
[15:57] But once in a while, her lies come true and you're like, so you just never really know. It's like that psychology experiment, where if the little rat hits the lever and a pellet comes out, if it knows when the pellet comes out, it never hits the lever, because it just waits for the pellet. If it thinks that there's no pellet, if no pellet's ever come out, it never hits it. But if the pellets come out at random times, the rat just sits there all day and hits the lever so that way the pellet comes out, never knowing when, because you just never know when it's gonna hit, and that's kind of like with her. Wait, this one came true. And so you're like, I need to go back for more.

Speaker 2:
[16:36] That's true. Delusion is actually a skill. We've learned. And so Andrew has it. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappens commercial. So now we go to Sugar Polish Nail Bar with Porsha, Cynthia, Phaedra. They're all getting their nails done. You laughing at Sugar Polish?

Speaker 1:
[16:59] No, I was laughing because I was about to say something really self-deprecating. I was gonna say, it's like me landing a joke. You never know really when it's gonna happen. But once in a while, it does happen.

Speaker 2:
[17:08] It's just both of us just keep saying random things. Eventually, some combination of words will please people.

Speaker 1:
[17:14] The amount of bullshit that falls out of my mouth at any given moment. I'm like, gotta fill that dead air. Let's talk about, you know what? That's the thing about caterpillars. I mean, I'm so fucking sick of caterpillars. How about, oh, you're gonna metamorphosize. How about I'm gonna metamorphosize into having lunch later? I'm like, what am I saying? What am I saying?

Speaker 2:
[17:39] Sugar polish. So ladies are getting mani-patties. And Porsha's like, since the divorce, my feet is looking ashy, and we know I can't do that, because I'm dating again. So she tells us how important toes are to dating, because you never know when they're gonna propose.

Speaker 1:
[17:58] She goes, you know, I go quickly. I move quickly. So they all go to this, by they all, I mean, it's Porsha, Cynthia, Phaedra. They're getting their nails done. And then Kastin, he walks K. Michelle in, because she's like, yeah, I probably should recover, but I need to make this money. So I'm showing up for the shoot day. So they are all sitting there in their private room, and they're just getting their feet done and everything. And K. Michelle is talking about how she has a lot of insecurities, but she now has a new love for herself. That's what she's sort of gained out of going to this process with her BBL, for her fake BBL, I should say.

Speaker 2:
[18:38] And so if Phaedra's like, well, if you stay ready, you don't have to get ready. So K. Michelle is that girl. I was in the hospital in labor for 72 hours with a full face of makeup. That's just how we do. Nobody wants to see natural. They want to see naturally made up.

Speaker 1:
[18:57] So then they're checking in on K. Michelle. They know that she had this medical issue and Porsha saying like, do you want to talk about it? And K. Michelle tells a story about how she was on that sofa. And she stood up and it was wet. And Porsha goes, oh, a miscarriage. And then it's like this record scratch moment because K. Michelle, like that's like not what she wants to hear. I genuinely think that Porsha on the surface, at least from what we see, it looked like she was genuinely trying to be like, oh no, you know, like, that this happened. But K. Michelle does not receive it that way.

Speaker 2:
[19:33] Porsha's just so, she's just so like flippant about everything. It's like, yeah, it's like, and then I got up and there was this, the whole seat was wet. Porsha's like, a miscarriage. She's like, oh God, Jesus. Can we just get our nails done? Why do you have to go there? Jesus.

Speaker 1:
[19:51] Let me tell the story. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[19:53] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[19:54] So K. Michelle is not happy.

Speaker 3:
[19:56] She's like, I don't know if she was serious and if she's throwing shade or if she's just dumb, but this is just like, this is the place for you to question me if I lost a baby. There is no malfunction in my hot pocket. It was one with my ass. And you had them in your titties.

Speaker 1:
[20:10] She says hot pocket a lot this episode. And I didn't, I never knew that the VJJ could be called a hot pocket, but I'm all for it. I wonder how the people at hot pocket feel about that though.

Speaker 2:
[20:23] Well, I mean, I think more people want VJJs than hot pockets. So I think that, you know, it can only be good for them, for hot pockets, right? I think if this is bad for anybody, it's for vaginas.

Speaker 1:
[20:37] I'm about to say, cause my memory of hot, I've not had a hot pocket in many years, but my memory is heating it up in college and then being too impatient and just biting into it and always burning the corner of my mouth as the cheese was squirted out every single time. Every single thing, like you just don't learn your lesson.

Speaker 2:
[20:55] They burn you and then when it finally cools down, it tastes really weird anyway. And then you're like, what is this pepperoni? This isn't pepperoni. What is it? It's like little, it's like little pencil erasers.

Speaker 1:
[21:07] Yeah, the bread's kind of like chewy, but also too, it's like too thick. Like really the best time to eat is one that's blazing hot. That's when it has the best texture. Because by the time it cools down to an appropriate temperature, it's like not as good. And then somehow it has the nerve, even though it's scaldingly hot and like will burn your face off and you'll look like Freddy Krueger by the time you're done eating it. Somehow in the center of it, it has the nerve to be ice cold. You're like, how did that happen? How is it? What is this game of Thrones? A story of fire and ice? Why is it so frigid in the middle of this blazing hot burning my skin off hot pocket?

Speaker 2:
[21:42] So that was Ben's experience at Prom. Ben had one vagina and that's how it went.

Speaker 1:
[21:48] That's what turned me gay. I was like, oh, hot pockets are vaginas? Sign me up. Sign me up for the men.

Speaker 2:
[21:55] That was Ben's vagina monologue that you just got.

Speaker 1:
[21:58] It was so hot.

Speaker 2:
[22:00] Then you finally get in there. It's frigid and then the cheese sucks. I'm out of here. Hot pockets. Yeah, she says hot pockets a lot. And Porsha's like, well, what color was the liquid?

Speaker 3:
[22:14] Was it blood or clear?

Speaker 2:
[22:15] And she's like, well, it wasn't red, so it's not like that. And Cynthia's, okay, just some fluid. She was just saying just some fluid.

Speaker 1:
[22:22] Thank you, Dr. Cynthia. What kind of fluid?

Speaker 2:
[22:24] Just some fluid. Was it Diet Coke, Slurpee? What was it?

Speaker 3:
[22:28] Red fluid. It was fluid, okay?

Speaker 2:
[22:31] Okay, so was it fluid like your water broke? Check. Oh, my God, guys.

Speaker 3:
[22:35] The wound was open from one of my surgeries, okay?

Speaker 2:
[22:38] Check.

Speaker 3:
[22:38] Oh, yeah, that happened to me. I had to go to the doctor because I had a suture come out and I wasn't bleeding.

Speaker 2:
[22:44] So, so yours was open? You didn't see anything?

Speaker 1:
[22:48] Let her tell the story, okay? She's not saying that this is happening right now. You don't have to diagnose her. She already went to the hospital. She'll tell you what happened.

Speaker 2:
[22:57] Wait a second, wait a second. What's the catch of it? Was it like a Keurig machine? No, it wasn't.

Speaker 1:
[23:03] So like nail polish, nail polish remover, acetate, acetone?

Speaker 2:
[23:07] Lotion.

Speaker 1:
[23:08] Lotion. Lupiderm. Gasoline. They're just playing celebrity with liquids now. By the way, I played celebrity over the weekend and I had to be Mary J. Blige and it was really difficult. Just want to say if you ever have to do express Mary J. Blige in charades form, good luck because it was really, really hard.

Speaker 2:
[23:29] Really? Why? You couldn't sing?

Speaker 1:
[23:31] Well, because in celebrity, there's three stages and the first stage is like a pyramid where you can say, okay, she has a song called No More Drama and you go, Mary J. Blige. And the second stage, you can only say one word. So you say drama. But the third stage is only charades and really trying to express it. I just kept on crossing my arms like this to express like, no more drama. And then I'd sing, it's really hard, guys. I don't know. I've been through a lot.

Speaker 2:
[23:57] That was basically your butt exploding.

Speaker 1:
[24:01] There's a lot of fluid.

Speaker 2:
[24:02] That was Ben's version. So they're like, well, at least you're still hot. Oh, praise God, you're okay. And they're like, yeah, you look great, don't worry. And Cynthia's like, no, no matter what we're going through, we can be at each other's throats, but then something happens and we all come together. Cynthia, are you just pulling out lines that you say every season? Like, why are you even saying that? None of you are fighting.

Speaker 1:
[24:23] Just some fluid, just some fluid. By the way, importantly-

Speaker 2:
[24:27] This is a sisterhood, a sisterhood of fluid things.

Speaker 1:
[24:33] K. Michelle, by the way, she is annoyed at Porsha because she says, Porsha knows exactly what's been going on with me.

Speaker 3:
[24:38] And we've been talking and just as I know that her boobs are not healing as she would like them to, like why are you busting outside in this?

Speaker 1:
[24:43] So there's an added context of K. Michelle saying, like, you know I'm not pregnant and you know I'm dealing with that. So why are you saying is it a miscarriage? Because you know, like, there's nothing in my hot pocket, right? So that's why she's, I think, really mad because to her she's taking it like, oh, Porsha's kind of like rubbing salt in the wounds, which I don't really think Porsha was doing that. Like, maybe it wasn't the, like the, you know, talking about miscarriages is a very fraught subject, is a lot of sensitivity and like, people have a lot of PTSD around those. So like, maybe you don't just like, just wow, say that. But I don't think that Porsha was trying to start shit over or something like this.

Speaker 2:
[25:18] I don't either, but K. Michelle also has sensitivities from last time she was on TV. I mean, as she said in the first episode, she's like, I'm, you know, I was traumatized by women. I've been in one of these groups, these women ripped me apart and they did nothing to rip me down and tear me down and I'm not having it again. And so she knows that she's in that environment again. And so I think she's probably-

Speaker 1:
[25:38] Licking her stones.

Speaker 2:
[25:40] Yeah, being like, is she start, is fucking Porsha starting with me already? Cause I'll take her down. And Porsha's like, no, it was just, I was just saying.

Speaker 1:
[25:50] So K. Michelle's asking about the waffles, the waffle, the grand opening. And Fage was like, oh, well, it went good. You know, Cindy and I, we went. I'm really proud of her. And K. Michelle's like, but you didn't go Porsha? Porsha's like, no. She's like, yeah, you know, well, remember.

Speaker 3:
[26:07] Remember when Kelly and I, remember we had a conversation. I remember how it got uncomfortable. Well, then after that, she went to Angela and told her that she basically called me a whore. And then, you know, she saw, I sent her some flowers and she landed, you know, a whack read.

Speaker 1:
[26:19] And so then we see a flashback of Kelly saying, broken flowers from a broken person.

Speaker 2:
[26:57] Oh, it's a hot pocket. And Cynthia goes, wait, what is a hot pocket? It's like, oh God, Cynthia, come on.

Speaker 1:
[27:04] She's like, no, I've never even heard of the concept. Like, well, it's like, you don't know what a hot pocket is?

Speaker 3:
[27:10] They're like, it's her vagina, Cynthia.

Speaker 1:
[27:12] She's like, oh, so I've got a hot pocket? Why do they have them in the frozen section? Oh God, we really have to explain a lot to her.

Speaker 2:
[27:24] So now, Shamia is with her husband and two kids walking to school and she's like, oh, our family's just doing wonderful. Shia is big, she's in first grade, she goes over the family thing. And she's, then they get rid of the kids and she's just talking to the husband. And she's like, so I know we haven't had much time to talk since I got back from Grenada, but you know, I definitely told him I'm in. He's like, oh, okay. Well, how do you feel about it? You know, me partnering with the rum company and he's like, crickets, crickets. I mean, it's fine. You're just gonna have to put some work into that. So he's not happy about this, we find out. She knew he wasn't happy about it. Then she went to Grenada and did it anyway. And now she's waiting until they get back on TV to drop this information on him, hoping that, I don't know, maybe he'll fake it and act like he's happy. And we're learning very quickly, that this man's not gonna fake it.

Speaker 1:
[28:21] Yeah, this man's a businessman. And we see a flashback of him being on the call speaking to the people at this rum company. And he's asking all these questions, like how much is the cost per bottle? What's the distribution? What's the retail price? How many employees do you have? He's asking all these questions. And he's so unimpressed. I mean, he literally was like, yeah, this can be an international thing. And it's gonna require too much of an investment. So he as he shuts them all down and then like walks away.

Speaker 3:
[28:51] And Shemeah's like, okay, great.

Speaker 1:
[28:53] That was my storyline for the season, Gerald.

Speaker 3:
[28:56] So we're gonna have to walk some of that back and sell that room.

Speaker 2:
[29:02] Yeah, and she's like, so then after that call, I had to get my ass on a plane, fly over there and convince them that I love you guys. I love the Lord. Can you hear me cry? So Shemeah, why are you trying so hard for something that, I don't know, listen to the guy who's got the money. Obviously he's willing to invest in you and help you out, but I don't know, I would listen.

Speaker 1:
[29:24] Isn't there someone locally that you could work with? I mean, look, we know it's not gonna go anywhere, a housewife starting a booze company. It hasn't really taken off since Bethany, let's be honest. It's talking about chasing the dragon, a literal dragon. It's people trying to do the Bethany storyline. And like, God bless Shamia, but this is...

Speaker 2:
[29:48] Well, I looked this up today and I was cracking up. I was cracking up because I looked up Shamia's liquor company, Peach, because I was like, peach rum. So I looked it up and it's called Rum Bum, and the bottle is shaped like her ass. So I'm more in after knowing all of that. Did we already know that it was shaped like her ass? Because I don't think I knew that, but I think that's kind of amazing. I want ass shaped rum.

Speaker 1:
[30:12] Will there be a silicone injected into it?

Speaker 2:
[30:16] How is it going to fit on the shelves with all the other bottles?

Speaker 1:
[30:20] Remember that drink from like 2000, like 1998, that awful drink that was like beverage, but they had like little gelatin balls in it? Had those little balls in it? Remember that one?

Speaker 2:
[30:32] Oh, what was that?

Speaker 1:
[30:34] What was that terrible, terrible concept that someone got the money for, got it onto shelves and actually tried to make it a thing in America? That awful, awful beverage. That's what I'm envisioning here. Honestly, if I'm getting rum, I'm not, this is so unappetizing to me. I mean, I'm not a big peach fan as it is. So like peach rum is really unappetizing and then the bottle in the shape of her ass, it's sort of, I guess like a novelty, Bachelorette parties or whatever, but like lady, like do you want to be taken seriously in this endeavor?

Speaker 2:
[31:07] No one wants ass rum.

Speaker 1:
[31:10] No one wants ass rum. No one wants rum that tastes like a, I think that kind of like flavored liquors are just kind of also very passe.

Speaker 2:
[31:20] I mean, that's hard to sell as it is, right? Like, you know, like, oh, it's a crazy flavored rum. Well, I don't know that peach is that crazy. Well, apparently it is, cause they're like, we find out later. They're like, yeah, we don't have peaches here.

Speaker 1:
[31:32] But it's not a natural combo.

Speaker 2:
[31:35] Yeah, she, that's weird enough, but then to try and sell it as your ass, like, do you want my ass drink? No, I don't want to drink from your ass. It's just weird. Who, who's helping you with this branding? Listen to your husband on this one.

Speaker 1:
[31:49] I understand on some level, there's like this idea of like, ooh, this bottle that's like, showcasing the beautiful form of a woman's butt, right? Like this beautiful peach shape. This is God's creation, more or less. And this, you know, like, ooh, let's celebrate this, the peach. And especially if you're like in Atlanta, the peaches has so much significance and yada, yada, yada. I understand that, but I still think it's like very niche. It's a niche peach. And I just think that like, this seems like something that was like a great idea, Tashamiya, but like is not a, she didn't do a consideration of like maybe what the market, the rest of the world. Yeah. Like, what are you gonna, what are you gonna put in your, I mean, I guess you could have, it's like, you know what, like maybe it'll be like a fad, like sweet tea vodka was here for a moment and you'd mix it with lemonade and it was honestly delicious and I would still have it. But beyond that, like, what do you use the sweet tea vodka for? Like there's really only one drink you can make with it. What are you using rum for?

Speaker 2:
[32:52] Yeah, this is not, this isn't going to work. I'm so sorry, but rum ass, nobody wants that. So now she's like, you know, you know what, honey, this could be successful as your HVAC is. No, Shamia, no one needs, no one needs ass rum to cool them off in the summer. You know what's always going to happen? Summer.

Speaker 1:
[33:15] Yeah, it's like, oh, guess what, the Atlanta airport needs as much peach rum as it does HVACs.

Speaker 2:
[33:23] But it's also like a bizarre thing to try and compete with. Like honey, my business is going to be as needed as your business. Like, listen, don't marry a kabillionaire and then try to kabeek with the kabillionaire. I know that like there's got to be something in you that's like, well, I want to make my own, I want to be my own person and I don't want to just be known as this person's wife or this person's spouse. I get that, but you're already a Real Housewife. I'm not saying don't do anything. I'm just saying don't do things with the, because she's always competing, you know? It's like now she's got this husband and he's more successful. So she wants to like prove herself worthy of him. She's got Porsha, who Porsha was always more successful and famous and so Shamia wanted to be as important as her. Shamia, you just need to be yourself, okay? Just be you, Shamia.

Speaker 1:
[34:15] Just be you. I don't personally think that she's trying to compete with her husband. Even though she made that comment, I think she's kind of like, ooh, he's given, he's put a lot of money into my singing career. It's not exactly taking off. I feel kind of bad. I feel like I gotta do something. And I'm on this show, I need a storyline, and maybe I can be, I need to find success. I think that she probably is like, I have not done the things that I wanted to do in life. I need to find success some way. So this will be what it is. My sparkling personality will sell, move lots and lots of these bottles of rum. And you know what? I want Shamia to have success. And I actually really agree with you that she is enough because before, when she was a friend of, she was just herself. And I think we all loved Shamia. And now that she's become a housewife, she's become like the Anne Hathaway of Housewives. And it's just like too much. But I just don't feel like this is it. And I wanna support her, but this is just not the way forward for me. I feel like at this juncture, I'm gonna say it's a pass for me, dog, on the page from.

Speaker 2:
[35:19] And she says, you know, I mean, you do so much. I just wanna be able to retire us, you know? It's always wondering, when are people gonna need air conditioning? They're not always gonna need it, but they're always gonna need rum. He's like, he's just not saying anything. So she says, yeah, he wants me to have something of my own, but he wants me to have something that would be successful. And he doesn't believe in this business venture, but I'm all in. I feel like it's worth the risk.

Speaker 1:
[35:49] It's not. It's not worth the risk.

Speaker 2:
[35:51] It's not. So she's like, so what do you think about getting this rum over in Kenya? And he's like, they drink whiskey in Kenya, then I'll drink rum. She's like, okay, well, you might have to stop drinking whiskey. Okay, we're just gonna change Kenya. How about that? The next goal, I'm gonna put that on my to-do list. Change Kenya. Okay, we can do this, honey. We can do it. He's like, please.

Speaker 1:
[36:12] It's called fucking kill me research.

Speaker 2:
[36:15] Just push me out into the road and let me be run over, please.

Speaker 1:
[36:19] You know, it sounds like a great idea is taking this company that's already international and then like being like, let's target Kenya. And I'm sure those shipping costs will be really cheap, really cheap from Grenada to Kenya.

Speaker 2:
[36:42] So now let's go to Pinky at the Whitley Agency. Whitley, I wish it was Whitley.

Speaker 1:
[36:48] Me too. I'll let Jasmine Guy be here. Please.

Speaker 2:
[36:54] I need Whitley back in my life. I love her. So this is James Walker Esquire, and Pinky's having trouble with her shoes. So she's like taking little steps. And this is the, now this is another scene. I was like, what the hell? So she is going to file secret bankruptcy so that her husband doesn't find out.

Speaker 1:
[37:14] Yeah. I don't like, why are you doing this? Don't do this. I feel like that's going to cause like, I don't like, I feel like you should be able to share everything with your husband. And I think that if you're going to embark on personal bankruptcy, you just like, I don't know. I just don't want that.

Speaker 2:
[37:34] That affects your husband. That affects your husband and it affects your family. You need to tell your husband. What the hell? This is crazy.

Speaker 1:
[37:40] It's also a big thing in your life. You just need to tell your husband because you need to, like, don't you want the person that you love the most to know what's going on with you and to make them feel like they're on this journey with you? Like, you don't want him to feel like, you know, oh, I, she doesn't trust me or she's, like, afraid to show me, but you have to, like, you have to, like, you have to share everything. That's why I always, before we start the show, I always give Ronnie a full rundown of, like, how I folded my socks and all sorts of other terrible minutiae. That's why I told the story, by the way, about playing Mary J. Blige in Celebrity, because I need to share my life.

Speaker 2:
[38:18] I needed to know. If I had heard that from somebody else, I would have been like, are we even friends?

Speaker 1:
[38:24] I couldn't let Ronnie find out any other way. He had to know. But for real though, I think that, yes, it affects his life, but more importantly, I just think, Pinky, don't do this. Don't do this, Pinky.

Speaker 2:
[38:36] Well, she had mentioned that he, when she was going through her worst, he was never there for her, opening some cheesesteak store. The cheesesteak factory, all different flavored cheesesteaks. You want a lemon meringue cheesesteak? Do you want a chocolate chip cheesesteak? Now, there is a plan, Shamia. There you go. I just gave it to you. That's a freebie. That's a freebie. So he was opening a place or whatever and ignoring Pinky. And so he wasn't really there for her. And that's what she was crying about last week. So, I mean, I get that. Like, maybe that's her reasoning. Like, well, you know, I need to do this alone. But yeah, and you can't do this in marriage. It's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[39:13] I think also, yeah, you can't. I think also there probably is an element of like, oh, my God, I've messed this up so much. I just don't want to burden someone else with this. I'm just going to do it, you know? Like, I'm sure there's that part. But honey, you are a vegan, so you cannot be beefing with your man. See what I did there? See?

Speaker 2:
[39:32] Put them here.

Speaker 1:
[39:32] Sorry.

Speaker 2:
[39:33] You owe him the toe-furky truth. This time to talk toe-furky.

Speaker 1:
[39:38] Okay. Let's sprinkle some nutritional yeast on this situation, okay? Because this is not the time to be cheesy.

Speaker 2:
[39:49] So anyway, she is crying and she's like, I'm one of the most prominent black women entrepreneurs in the countries that will wake up today and find out. And she says over and over that she is like a huge deal. And this is very big because she doesn't want her fans to be uninspired. And so she goes through what this all is. So she says she was in business and her former CFO took money from the company. She got forced into filing an ABC. And now here she is. And she's got a super successful business, but she's crumbling on the inside because she had $20 million in debt. And now she's thinking it's folding and she can start fresh. But then she gets knocked back down because she's a personal guarantor. Oh my God, this was my butthole clenched through all of this.

Speaker 1:
[40:42] Yeah, that seems not wise.

Speaker 2:
[40:44] This stressed me out. This isn't even my life, okay?

Speaker 1:
[40:47] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[40:48] And I was freaking out.

Speaker 1:
[40:50] And she talks about all these random lawsuits that she now has to deal with. She goes, I've got lawsuits like I've got underwear. So she says, there's one time one of her partners played like a fight at Bar Vegan. I guess there's a place called Bar Vegan. And I guess they didn't pay the, whatever you have to pay for it. Cause you know, all those boxing matches and everything or UFC, whatever, they like extort those venues like, oh, you want to show our thing at your bar? Well, then you owe us $20 million. And so here, so now they owe $100,000 to the promoters of that event. And then she has something $2 million.

Speaker 2:
[41:26] Well, yeah, those fights are you pay for those fights. You can't just pay for one and then have everybody in the neighborhood come watch it.

Speaker 1:
[41:32] I guess.

Speaker 2:
[41:33] Is that what happened? So she's saying she owes them $100,000 now because she played the fight. And then there's another lawsuit for almost 2 million because she couldn't use her liquor license because her investors already had a liquor license. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:
[41:48] It just sounds like a lot of like mismanagement, which I think is probably hard. Like if you are someone who is like, I am a vegan chef and I wanna like, I'm making this food, it's so good. And you're like, maybe not business minded, but you're like, you can make good vegan food. And then you get thrown into these situations and then all of a sudden all this mismanagement rises up around you and you have no idea. And then next thing you know, you're in Pinky's situation, which really generally sucks. And she keeps on saying, I'm just gonna start fresh. I'm gonna start fresh. I'm like, will that really be a true option once all this has settled down? Like, you know, business is so hard and you have to sort of strike when the lightning is, when the, when the iron is hot, when the lightning is hot.

Speaker 2:
[42:28] You're like, I just, ow, ow, I just hit lightning. Oh God, do not punch lightning. Am I right, guys?

Speaker 1:
[42:34] Oh, it turns out it was a hot pocket. I got the cold part of it.

Speaker 2:
[42:39] Cynthia's like, get your hand out of my vagina. Why was someone punching my vagina?

Speaker 1:
[42:43] Was there fluid? Did the lightning leave fluid? Anyway, the point is that she's in a really bad place and she is like crying because it sucks and it's hard. And, but she's gonna like come back and she feels like she's like she can't fail. She's like, I'm a black woman. So it's a big responsibility to be the best. And people said that, like, you know, you couldn't build a hundred million dollar brand and I did. And so she's just gonna try to start over. Yikes.

Speaker 2:
[43:12] So then we go to Barney's for breakfast. K. Michelle is meeting with Cynthia and Cynthia is like, well, I've just wanted to have some one-on-one time. So we have some time before Pinky gets here. Do you have a hot pocket?

Speaker 1:
[43:26] Do I have a hot pocket? I'm still confused. Is this an actual thing that we eat or is it just a metaphor?

Speaker 2:
[43:33] I went to the store and I got a hot pocket and then I put it in the microwave. I got very offended that you guys were calling my vagina hot pocket.

Speaker 1:
[43:43] I did like that the hot pocket came with a little dress.

Speaker 3:
[43:46] That's not a dress.

Speaker 1:
[43:47] It's just it's microwavable little sleeve that goes in. Trust me, fashion is fashion.

Speaker 2:
[43:52] Did not taste good.

Speaker 1:
[43:54] Did not taste good.

Speaker 3:
[43:55] You're supposed to take that part off, Cynthia.

Speaker 2:
[43:57] So we find out that K. Michelle and Pinky are sorority sisters. They're deltas, OK? So K. Michelle's like, I am 7 Delta Alpha Florida A&M. And we see her a video of her during her sorority days dancing. And Pinky Cole is Miss Clark Atlanta University, and they are the queens of their HBCU.

Speaker 1:
[44:19] That's right. So they order some drinks. And K. Michelle is basically like, I am getting through a lot. So I mean, I am going to drink, OK, after my ass popping out of my back.

Speaker 3:
[44:29] She's like, I feel like I didn't deserve that.

Speaker 1:
[44:31] Or I feel like I did deserve the drink.

Speaker 3:
[44:32] It didn't deserve my ass popping out of my back.

Speaker 1:
[44:34] So they're happy.

Speaker 2:
[44:35] Cynthia's like, I've been activated. Maybe you've heard of 50 Synth. Oh, jeez. We just met you. We're already sick of this, okay? Fast forward, fast forward. So she's like, speaking of activated, K. Michelle, I saw you were activated on Twitter. And Pinky's like, who's the bimbo? So Cynthia says, imagine this. I'm sitting on my patio, otherwise known as my countertop, at Link Bailey, minding my own business. And I get on my social media and I come across a tweet from K. Michelle.

Speaker 1:
[45:05] K.

Speaker 2:
[45:05] Michelle, I must build my tea. So then we see this tweet come up and it's like, it's time to read toxic tweets from K. Michelle.

Speaker 1:
[45:17] So they all start reading them and they're all like in front of a brick wall because I guess this is supposed to be like a standup moment or something.

Speaker 3:
[45:24] So Porsha's like, I am my own person and I sit there and I smile and clock it, but I'm not about that bullshit.

Speaker 1:
[45:30] And then Kelly reads one that goes, activated, because she says she's activated.

Speaker 3:
[45:35] And Shemeah's like, not activated, more like activated o'clock, am I right everyone?

Speaker 2:
[45:41] Bimbos are the loudest and most confident.

Speaker 3:
[45:43] Shut your face.

Speaker 2:
[45:45] Hmm, she just told me she was in the hospital. Who the hell is she talking about? Is the nurse a bimbo?

Speaker 1:
[45:52] They're just like, well, I'm very confident. Not that loud and definitely never a bimbo. So I guess it rules me out.

Speaker 2:
[46:01] Okay, Michelle's like, I've been speaking to my mom for over 10 years on Twitter. And no one's going to question me, I'm famous.

Speaker 1:
[46:07] So here are the actual tweets. The first one is, no man is going to tell me what the fuck to do with my body. Try it. Malcolm X, come out and play.

Speaker 2:
[46:16] That's from 2019.

Speaker 1:
[46:17] Oh, 2019. Oh, okay. That makes much more sense. I was like, wait a second. This has nothing to do with.

Speaker 2:
[46:22] These are past tweets proving that she's not going to take shit on Twitter.

Speaker 1:
[46:26] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[46:27] So the next one is from 2016. And it says, I'm always in black media for nothing. I wake up to fake pics, black men who I've never met speaking on trees, realize I'm famous enough.

Speaker 1:
[46:41] So then we're back at this lunch and Cynthia's like, first of all, I hope I'm not the person we're activated against right now, which would be funny if K. Michelle, like if Cynthia somehow activated K. Michelle, like by not knowing about the hot pocket.

Speaker 3:
[46:55] These people didn't even know my joke.

Speaker 2:
[46:57] Did I say anything wrong? Because I've never been called a Membo, first of all, really. And second, she's like, you've never been called a Membo? You ate the wrapper on a hot pocket.

Speaker 3:
[47:10] You just told me.

Speaker 1:
[47:12] I'm still trying to figure out where the pocket is. Okay. So K.

Speaker 3:
[47:17] Michelle's like, well, you know, I had already talked to Porsha about what happened and what was going on with me. And then this big dingbat busts out.

Speaker 1:
[47:24] They just start laughing because she calls Porsha a dingbat.

Speaker 3:
[47:29] And then she busts out and says, you had a miscarriage?

Speaker 2:
[47:31] What?

Speaker 3:
[47:31] Who says that to a woman?

Speaker 2:
[47:33] Picky's like, yeah, you don't do that. And so she says, at that moment, I realized that I was being Kelly'd, that big titted lady.

Speaker 3:
[47:45] I didn't even understand it. I got to get home.

Speaker 1:
[47:48] When she said, I got to get home. I love this woman. So Pinky's like, well, I think you need to have a conversation with her for sure.

Speaker 3:
[47:56] Who, the big titted woman?

Speaker 1:
[47:57] No, no, Porsha.

Speaker 3:
[47:58] Oh, the other big titted woman, but the dingbat one.

Speaker 1:
[48:00] Yes. So she probably doesn't even know that she's a bimbo that you're talking about. So she goes, okay, well, I've known these ladies for a while, and I'm not saying they're perfect, and everybody has their flaws. A lot of them do dumb stuff. Like, I don't know, eat hot pockets with the cardboard thing still on. I'm not saying who did that, but sometimes people do that. Gotta give them a pass, okay?

Speaker 2:
[48:22] That was you, dingbat!

Speaker 1:
[48:23] Because of their bimbo. It was me.

Speaker 3:
[48:25] It was me.

Speaker 2:
[48:27] But everybody knows that Porsha sometimes just speaks before she thinks, honey. And maybe the miscarriage thing was a reach, but I think it was innocent, you know? And so she's like, okay, can I ask you a question for real?

Speaker 3:
[48:38] So what's up with Phaedra? Because all she does is giggle. Then she's like, like that.

Speaker 2:
[48:45] And then we just cut to Phaedra laughing at the nail salon. And Pinky says, she's too busy eating dead people at the morgue. And she goes, what? She goes, yeah, she's too busy eating dead people at the morgue. What?

Speaker 1:
[49:00] What are they talking about? By the way, I just want to circle back to something real quickly that when Cynthia said sometimes Porsha says things without thinking. Do you think that Porsha told the producers, if you show the Underground Railroad clip one more time, I'm leaving the show because I was like, here it comes. Here it comes. And then it didn't happen. I was like, wait a second.

Speaker 2:
[49:22] So Phaedra, Pinky, she goes, wait, wait, what do you mean eating dead people? Is she like that? I mean, she's being so nice. And Pinky says, well, Phaedra's telling everybody that I eat meat. So I don't know if she's nice. I'm on the board of Pida. Okay. I do a lot of things. Like you can't play with my money like that. If anyone's going to play with my money, it's me. Okay. I will give you $20 million of it, but you do not play with my money.

Speaker 1:
[49:45] I feel like we are already in the middle of a Pinky and Phaedra feud, but they didn't set it up properly. When did Phaedra go around telling everyone that Pinky's eating meat? Oh, we see a flashback and Shamia tells, Shamia's with Pinky and Angela, and they're at like a hot tub. They're at Shamia's backyard. And Shamia's like, Phaedra said that Pinky's eating meat. I'm like, I feel like we deserve like a better setup for this feud than like a half-baked flashback to Shamia's hot tub.

Speaker 2:
[50:17] Yeah, I need to know what it was. Was Phaedra saying, well, I don't know if she, maybe she eats meat sometimes. I don't know. Maybe she's vegan. Maybe she, who knows what it was, but I need to see it. It's not proof showing Shamia in a hot tub, accusing her of it, you know? So now K. Michelle's like, well, I mean, you can't trust no lawyer that don't practice the law. How dare you? I trust Julia Margulies with my life.

Speaker 1:
[50:41] Even Juliana Margulies too.

Speaker 2:
[50:43] Juliana Margulies. I should have gone with Christine Baranski because I wouldn't trust Juliana Margulies.

Speaker 1:
[50:48] I know, let's be honest. We know what she really is.

Speaker 2:
[50:51] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[50:52] A nurse. And I became a doctor. She's in the medical field. She's not a lawyer.

Speaker 2:
[50:59] And Pinky then again goes, well, I won't trust a lawyer that eats dead people. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1:
[51:06] You guys are saying crazy stuff right now.

Speaker 2:
[51:09] So far I'm 100% behind K. Michelle. I'm not 100% behind Pinky. I just can't, I'm not like hating, I'm not a hater. I just don't really understand what she's talking about ever. What do you mean I don't trust a lawyer who eats dead people?

Speaker 1:
[51:25] I just don't know where that came from. Also, like, why would you not trust Phaedra as a lawyer? You know that she will always be able to secure a bag of cash for you in a parking lot. It's just great. So Cynthia is like, well, we went from K calling Porsha bimbo to Pinky saying that Phaedra is running around town saying that she ate meat. I can't keep up. Phaedra is accountable now. Do we know about this?

Speaker 2:
[51:48] Pinky is saying, oh, I have enough shit going on between losses, bankruptcy, my husband, my relationship. And, you know, can I trust these women with my secrets? Can I trust them?

Speaker 1:
[51:58] Can you? Well, the answer is no, by the way, when you're on reality TV, you trust no one. So Pinky is saying how she went and talked to her bankruptcy attorney. And no, Derek doesn't know. And K.

Speaker 3:
[52:12] Michelle is like, you done walked out of the house this morning carrying all of that? You didn't tell him?

Speaker 1:
[52:17] She's like, I did. I just, I just, I just, I don't want to stress him out about that, you know? Listen, we're in a group with cannibals. This is a very, very scary situation. I just couldn't add that to the situ- couldn't add that to my pile.

Speaker 2:
[52:29] Yeah, and they're like, oh my god, you have to tell your husband. And she's like, cut, you're gonna make me feel like I cheated on the man. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Sorry, bankruptcy affects your partner. You have to tell your partner. You have to, okay? It's not a question. So now she's saying there's so much pressure and she's vulnerable and, you know, she's tired of being a strong friend all the time. And Cynthia's like, well, you know, sometimes it's important just to be able to say, this is not a bench outside. This is a countertop in my kitchen and that's okay. And now they're laughing because Cynthia's like, I'm not a mean girl. I love women. And they're like, wait a minute. Why do you love women? Wait a minute, Cynthia. She's like, ah, say, I'll start laughing. And then Pinky's like shaking her boobs at Cynthia. And she was like, oh, I guess you guys are getting my ass together now. Wait, these two girls are balls of energy, honey. And I don't know what ball is coming at me next because we're a sisterhood and these women can be crazy. I don't even think Cynthia knows what season she's in. I think they just sent her down and they're like, Cynthia, just say something housewivesy. She's like, yeah, you know what? You can, you can't always count on, you can't always count on things working out, but you can count on my women friends being crazy.

Speaker 1:
[53:47] Yeah, it's like a lot of evergreen commentary coming from her. So then we go to a Donna restaurant and now we meet Black because there was some debate about whether Black was actually just an AI generated boyfriend in a phone, but he is real. So he shows up in like this pleather shirt that's like open. So he's basically, but like open with no, no undershirt. He's basically pulling Luke from the valley, which I also thought that was weird last week when Luke showed up in the almost the exact same outfit or at least the same style at this frontier party in Santa Clarita. So here's Black in this restaurant shirt all the way open. And I'm like, what, what is happening? Why are, why is your shirt all the way open? I mean, look, your veneers look great, but like the shirt, what is happening here?

Speaker 2:
[54:32] And he shows up in, wait, how do you say, Real Housewives of Atlanta, I'm looking up. I'm looking them up. Black Tatted is making his in-person debut on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, appearing as a close friend of Drew. Who is Black? Known as Black Tatted, he's decided, he's described as a charismatic friend. What does he do? Do we know?

Speaker 1:
[54:55] I know nothing about this person except...

Speaker 2:
[54:56] Because he drives up in like a Ferrari or something, and then he comes in, like you said, just like bearing all, and then with a big diamond, his name like in a big diamond thing across his chest.

Speaker 1:
[55:07] It's getting wannabe influencer. I, this morning, I was driving down Melrose Avenue, and there was this car that I was like, like making all this noise. I'm like, lady or sir, whoever it is, I'm still going to call you lady. It's 830 in the morning. Why are you making all this noise? And they, he had like a sticker on the side of his car that had like the, it's like at whatever their name was. And I was like, so I looked at it, cause I was like, I want to see who this douchebag is. And then you go to their Instagram and they are a douchebag. But I'm like, that's what Black reminds me of. He reminds me of those, we've got some of the people who just like drive down Melrose with their Instagram handle or their social media handle on the side of their car, making as much noise as possible. And I'm like, I'm like, what are you, you're not going to get cast on Love Island. What are you doing here?

Speaker 2:
[55:52] Yeah, I don't know much obviously about Black. I do know that he will ask you to invest in his crypto coin during your first conversation.

Speaker 1:
[56:01] He is saving up for his cyber truck.

Speaker 2:
[56:05] So he's brought gifts for the kids. Yeah, he's not trustworthy.

Speaker 1:
[56:12] Yeah, it just really came down to that open shirt. I was just like, you're in a restaurant. You're in a restaurant. Why are you doing this? But they order some hookah and they just are making small talk where she's like, oh my God, I can't believe you're here. You're my best friend. You're my best friend. You're my best friend. So he's like, I mean, all my money aside, you look like a million bucks. Like what money? Do we know what the money is?

Speaker 2:
[56:41] If you put your money aside, she wouldn't be here, okay? So let's skip to the point. So he's like, are we friends with benefits? And she's like, well, we have intimate moments. We cuddle, we snuggle, we hold hands. And I just think that right now, it's important for me to put more energy and focus on my kids and this three long divorce journey. It's like, who gets divorced for three years? Am I right?

Speaker 1:
[57:05] By the way, I looked up more about Black Tatted. He is a entrepreneur and he owns something called Backsmoke, which is like a fruit-based, tobacco-free, nicotine-free hookup product. And he gained fame for his Dip Challenge, which reportedly made him $1.4 million in nine hours. So, I think our read on him in many ways was correct. Like he is definitely like a social media guy who, like an influencer, et cetera. So I guess he has money. He has money.

Speaker 2:
[57:38] Dip Challenge. Well, that explains why he is ordering hookah. I guess they're in a place where they're ordering hookah. Yeah. So he's here to publicize his business.

Speaker 1:
[57:47] So there's a whole profile of him in Essence Magazine. So I mean, he's got money. I mean, he's legit, but he definitely presents as just like one of these generic influencers who's like acting like they're wealthier. Like there's so many, by the way, there's so many of these influencers that like stand by sports cars. You go on to threads or Twitter and they stand by a sports car and they're like, this is my life. And like you rented that for the day, you know? And so it's just hard to take any of them seriously. So then when someone comes around who actually has some success, you just immediately doubt it because you're presenting like any one of these generic influencers on social media who's just like flexing just to get followers, which is a great segue to say if you want to follow anyone, you should follow Ronnie and I on Instagram. That way we too can invest in a hooker company someday.

Speaker 2:
[58:39] So he's like, you know, your divorce still isn't finalized and you know, you don't give girlfriend material, you give wife and you're like an investment that somebody else has already invested in. So in order to come full throttle and make an investment, this partner has to get out because I don't share. I'm a boss, okay? I'm not rushing you or anything. I'm just saying, divorce him so we can get married and I can give you children gifts. What the hell?

Speaker 1:
[59:06] Black, did you not just watch Pinky Cole's storyline? You don't want to be the personal guarantor. Like it's okay to be a co-investor.

Speaker 2:
[59:12] Yeah, this is not the episode we want to talk about investments. Angela's next. I know, seriously. Crashing investments all around us.

Speaker 1:
[59:22] So this is literally not how investing works. You don't watch Shark Tank and say like, hmm, okay, I'm offering you a 100% investment in my company. You can have multiple investors.

Speaker 2:
[59:38] Yeah, so they do this whole like, but we're just friends. Yeah, but we're friends, but we could be more. Maybe we could, but we're just friends now. We are just friends. We're just friends. So hook a, hook a, hook a smoke, hook a smoke, back.

Speaker 1:
[59:52] So in other words, So then we go to Angela. I have to say, like the TLDR on this is that Drew needs a storyline. Black needs a platform to promote his hookah. And here they are having a date together, pretending like they're best friends.

Speaker 2:
[60:06] Yes. So we've had Porsha's fake boyfriend to open the season and Drew's fake boyfriend already on episode 30. Let's see how many fakes we can get going this season. Let's go over to Angela's rental property. She shows up with her daughter and Angela is also going to be behind her husband's back to do crazy things. And she secretly bought a house.

Speaker 1:
[60:29] The difference is that, the difference here is I think that Charles is probably fine with it. He's like, if I don't have to hear about it, like if I don't have to deal with you complaining about it, fine, do it behind my back. I'm going to, I've got to make Brussels sprouts for 500 people right now.

Speaker 2:
[60:46] So does Charles know about this house? I felt like Charles did know this house. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[60:51] I don't think, did he know?

Speaker 2:
[60:53] Yeah, I think she knows, but maybe she just didn't tell Amari or something, because it's a secret house in our notes. So anyway, they go in and this house isn't great, and Amari is just looking at it like gross. And she's like, why are you looking like that? And she says, well, it's just different from how you usually do your houses. So did you already flip this one or?

Speaker 1:
[61:14] Well, I guess what Charles knows that that there's a house under contract, but I don't think that he really knows. He hasn't seen, he doesn't know what house it is. And this house is like full of spiders and like there's a tire in the backyard. And it's like definitely a good contender to be flipped, etc. So that's the degree of the secrecy.

Speaker 2:
[61:38] So she says that this house is an emotional purchase because she lost her mom and her properties last year. And she believes the house is what the market wants because it's a single family, it's entry level. And so I wanted to use this property to lick my wounds. And we see that this was a $159,000 house, three bedroom, two bath indicator. That's cheap as hell.

Speaker 1:
[62:02] Yeah, exactly. I was about to say, you're not gonna lose a million dollars on that one. But I actually thought this was like a perfectly smart choice. I don't know anything about Takeda, Georgia, so I can't talk about the neighborhood. But it's like, this is just like a single family home. Like it wasn't like she was trying to do something super big and fancy, which I think if I remember the places that she was flipping last year, she was trying to sort of do something much bigger, even though they weren't like enormous houses, it seems like she's going for more of a humble flip this time. And I think that's probably smart, you know, because not every flip has to be something that is going to be an architectural digest, you can just make a really nice house for someone to live in and like make life better for someone.

Speaker 2:
[62:47] Yeah, well, I mean, it's about making money, but I don't know if she's, you know, like if you buy a cheap house in Decatur, you're also not going to sell it for, you're not going to have as much profit selling it, but I see what you mean. Like she has to practice and get it down.

Speaker 1:
[63:01] Yeah, yeah, like you don't have to do the big swings, you know? She can have a flip or flop moment. She can have like a Tarek Al Jaleel moment. Is that his last name again? Tarek Al Jaleel, whatever. Tarek moment, Tarek and Christina moment. And just like work on like a small scale and get it right. You know? So it has my blessing in case anyone wondered. So then Angela.

Speaker 2:
[63:29] Angela's new show, Flop and Flop.

Speaker 1:
[63:32] Flop and Flop with Tarek. Tarek still shows up and is annoying.

Speaker 2:
[63:35] Yeah. So she's going to do this house and Charles has not seen the house and he knows she's under contract, but that's all he knows. And she's like, you know, there's a big part of me that feels like Charles does not take my business seriously. Well, you know, four houses are in four clutches. You know what I mean? It's fair. It's fair. This is fair. So she's like, but right now I do have my business Fangee, which is fans, and she owns a financial consulting company and they still do own real estate. So he wouldn't have gone along with her purchasing the home. So wait, so he doesn't know about the home? I'm so confused by this. Angela has a way of talking. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1:
[64:24] He knows there is a house. He just doesn't know what house it is. So he hasn't seen this house. He hasn't seen that this is the house with all the spiders in the tire. By the way, Tarek El Moussa, El Moussa was the last name.

Speaker 2:
[64:34] El Moussa, yeah, right.

Speaker 1:
[64:35] Yeah, I was like, that didn't sound right. I don't even know where that came from. But so anyway, Amari is like, do you think this is actually about making money or is this you trying to prove something? And Angela, in the slowest soap opera moment of all times, turns around and goes, damn it, Amari.

Speaker 2:
[64:53] Yeah, it's like, can I just have one win? I'm not shooting with your father today, so somebody doesn't mock me for being a moron for all of my scenes.

Speaker 1:
[65:01] She just does melodrama so slowly. And so she's like, with the losses that we had in 2024, I just feel like I can close that chapter if I had just one win, one win. So she's hoping that this will bring closure to all that and also like the closure to losing her mom. You know, cause she's really grieving that and everything. But she's also realizing that there just really never will be closure.

Speaker 2:
[65:28] I don't know, like eat a lot or fuck a stranger or go to Vegas. You know, buying a house, there's just so many ways to get closure. This is a crazy one. So now we go to an office and Shamia is there. We are at Heritage Personal Injury Firm and she's meeting her sister.

Speaker 1:
[65:47] This is where you go if you get injured by a Milano cookie. Heritage Personal Injury... Heritage... Why am I saying that? I'm like...

Speaker 2:
[65:58] Are you thinking of Pepperidge? I was trying to think of Heritage cookies.

Speaker 1:
[66:06] Remember what I said earlier in the episode, they're not all gonna land. They're not all gonna land, especially when you get them completely wrong. Heritage has nothing to do with Pepperidge.

Speaker 2:
[66:16] So, she comes in and she hugs a man with a green beard. So, you're right, it could still be a cookie company. This one's in a tree now. We're in a tree now.

Speaker 1:
[66:24] This probably is the firm you'd go to if you got injured by a Milano cookie. Like, don't worry. Our green bearded lawyers will save you.

Speaker 2:
[66:33] So, Shemeah tells us, I know what y'all are thinking, but green beard aside, he's not a leprechaun.

Speaker 1:
[66:42] Is this a guy, do you think this is like a sweet James of Atlanta? Like, this guy has billboards everywhere, and his thing is that he has a green beard. He's like, I'll get your money back. I've gotten so much money back from people, my beard has turned green. And it's like, it's on bus benches. So, that's his thing. Do you think that's probably what's happening here?

Speaker 2:
[67:02] I don't know, but that would be funny if she's calling it. I mean, she is calling a personal injury firm to help her with rum contracts, so.

Speaker 1:
[67:10] Yes, that's true too.

Speaker 2:
[67:12] It is a little bizarre. So she's like, Maximillian Booker has really helped me with this rum deal. And since I didn't have the help from Gerald, I had to rely on Max. So that's what happens, Gerald. You don't support the business. She's going on bus benches and getting lawyers to help her with this rum business. So.

Speaker 1:
[67:28] That's right.

Speaker 2:
[67:29] Yeah. In the end, you're going to pay Gerald. You might as well just help.

Speaker 1:
[67:33] Yeah. I took me a really long, even though this guy with the green beard was actually not the one who helped her. He just broke her connection with this other person and then he walked away. At the moment I see that green beard, I'm walking out of this place of business. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:
[67:50] Yeah. Appearances matter and stuff like that. That's why every time you see a real estate agent, especially around here, there's fake teeth, fake lips, fake eyes, fake face. They look completely crazy. Appearances matter. No one in a green beard. I'll tell you that. Then she's like, I can't wait to have a bottle shaped like my ass. She stands up and shows her ass and they're kind of laughing. Maximillian is like, I am Maximillian and I'm a personal injury attorney. I work with a guy with a green beard and even I'm concerned. Can we talk about this?

Speaker 1:
[68:24] Yeah. So she goes, hello, I'm giving new meaning to ass shots, right? I'm like, really? The same episode that K. Michelle is sitting here crying. So she goes, my peach rum is going to be called rum bum, rum bum. So funny, right? This is don't you want to get rum bum, right? So Shemeah is saying, I love Campeche and I love the thought of it and like helping with your libido, you know, and like, it just would be nice to put like my own flavor into it, you know, because I'm born and raised in Atlanta and I'm like what you would call a sweet peach, but I don't think I saw any peaches when I was in Grenada. And the guy who's, who's like on the Zoom is like, yeah, we don't, we don't have peaches. That's why we don't have peach rum.

Speaker 2:
[69:09] She's like, okay, so we're going to import the peaches in. They're like, yeah, that could be a challenge. And she goes, okay, it's going to be a challenge. He goes, yeah, it sounds expensive. She's like, well, you know, finding out the peaches don't grow on the island of Grenada at all, that kind of threw a wrench in my plans. Okay, never heard of an internet before. I could have Googled that. So God, now I'm going to have to figure out where to get peach flavoring.

Speaker 1:
[69:33] So you mean to tell me you went all the way down to Grenada to schmooze with these people, but you didn't like ask about how they grow things, what's grown around, what the local climate can offer, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. You didn't do your research on Grenada.

Speaker 2:
[69:47] No one's expecting a Jamba juice. You don't need a fresh juice. You just get some peach flavoring. Drop it in there. Call it a day.

Speaker 1:
[69:56] Sure, sounds great. That's probably what she will do, actually. She's like, I just want to get through all the red tape. Do we need an importer? Do we have one already? And they're like, yeah, it's just like, if we can do that, but we need a distributor and everything. Do they have to go to talk about FDA approval and all this stuff?

Speaker 2:
[70:13] She's like, you said the bottles are already FDA approved, right? The FDA is like, have we got approval on that ass bottle yet? Okay, pass that through.

Speaker 1:
[70:25] Well, we've had some trouble, but luckily with the Trump administration, an ass-shaped bottle was green lit right away. So it worked out really well for us.

Speaker 2:
[70:35] Sorry, we're not gonna be able to give you approval on that ass-shaped bottle. It's leaking. No, that's the other storyline today. I'm sorry I've been watching too much Atlanta. Gotta stop watching the show while I'm trying to fill out my paperwork.

Speaker 1:
[70:48] So it's gonna cost $30. Like, basically, her margins are gonna be really low on this. And Shemeah's like, I'm starting to see why Gerald was like, this is too much because right now I am doubting myself, but I'm still so passionate about this new thing that I put together for this season. I'm so passionate for it. So she's like, oh yeah, I think we have a workout out for us. And they're like, yeah, we're rummin all over the world.

Speaker 2:
[71:14] Oh gosh. Yeah, this is gonna be a failure. Okay, let's go to Toppison Cocktails with Pinky and Derek, date night. So she's like, oh my gosh, we have a lot of kids and it's really hard and business got us bogged down. We need a prayer night. We need a date night. So she's talking about how they were married for a year. They were about to call it quits. They drove all the way to the courthouse. And then he said, you better not get out of that car. So they got back in the car and then they started praying. And then they laughed and they kissed and they went home.

Speaker 1:
[71:52] Yeah, it's very romcomy. It's noticed it's very like season finale of a show that I probably won't watch. So she says, people may say that we rushed our relationship, but it just doesn't feel like that. Like me and Derek, we got married at 23. And so that was like three years into being together. And I was pregnant at the time. So it's like almost dating after marriage. And I feel like, you know, we just, okay, we need to cue the violins. Like, that's my best friend. And I just love them so much. The end, I will tell them almost every single thing in my life.

Speaker 2:
[72:22] Except the biggest thing that's going on.

Speaker 1:
[72:24] Yeah. What she's about to tell them right now anyway. So she's like, well, yeah, I got this. I've got three pending lawsuits and I've been dealing with the last three years of silence and as much as I want to move forward, I just can't move forward. So she's talking about business stuff. And Derek is like, I want to be your support system. Like, you know, you're so strong and you battle it alone. And you know, I just, I never, I've never turned my back on you ever, ever.

Speaker 2:
[72:48] Yeah. And so it's like, let me help you. Tell me anything you need to tell me right now. She's like, okay, yeah. But you know, it's not your problem. And he's like, I don't care. I love you. I want to help you. She's like, yeah, I'm not ready to tell him. There's never a better time. Tell him right now. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[73:10] Yeah. So I guess she doesn't tell him. In my mind, she tells him next week.

Speaker 2:
[73:14] No, and he totally sets her up to tell him. And she's like, no, not comfortable telling him. Yikes. So now we go to Virgil's with K. Michelle and Porsha. And K. Michelle is telling the waiter, she's like, I got this mean lady who's coming to meet me here.

Speaker 3:
[73:29] So get some whiskey ready.

Speaker 2:
[73:32] So Porsha comes in not knowing what's coming at all. She's like, well, I was trying to text you and see how you were doing.

Speaker 3:
[73:37] She's like, well, I was mad at you.

Speaker 2:
[73:38] She's like, why, what's wrong? She's like scrolling through her phone. She's like, are you going to listen to me? Are you going to be on that phone?

Speaker 3:
[73:45] She's like, hold on, hold on. Cause what is K mad about? She's like, well, when I came in on Saturday, well, I brought you to get your nails done. She's like, mm-hmm. And when I talked to you about the puddle, you busted and said, a miscarriage? Like, why would you say that? She's like, I didn't know there was anything wrong with your butt. She's like, no, we had talked about it. Okay, we had talked about my surgeries. Cause like, when you mentioned a surgery and I didn't know what kind of surgery, and you know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't know that. Like, the only update about you is from Shamia.

Speaker 2:
[74:12] She's like, we're all talking about surgeries all the time. You're on a Real Housewives show. You're going to have to be a little more specific.

Speaker 1:
[74:18] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[74:19] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[74:21] And so K. Michelle's like, but even like, who talks about a miscarriage? Because, well, I've had several, and I've dealt with infertility issues, and I've also woken up in a puddle of blood, and I've had a miscarriage at the house by myself. Porsha's like, listen, like, I've been down this path. It's like, don't accuse me of being insensitive.

Speaker 2:
[74:40] So, yeah. Well, she's also like, I woke up, I mean, I woke up in a puddle, and it was from a miscarriage. So that's why I was thinking of a miscarriage, you know?

Speaker 1:
[74:49] Which I think makes sense. So K. Michelle is like, well, I was caught off guard because I was thinking this was a safe space. And she goes, well, it was. I mean, let's just like be clear. It was definitely a safe space. Well, it didn't feel like a safe space because I have a so uncomfortable.

Speaker 2:
[75:04] And she's like, well, the last thing I had on my mind is that you were dealing with this, you know? Like, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Like, I'm sorry you took that to be insensitive, but that wasn't my intention. And so Porsha's like, I would never make a dig about miscarriages because I represent the March of Dimes, and dimes find it very hard to walk in unison.

Speaker 3:
[75:28] So I would never come at anybody for that.

Speaker 1:
[75:31] And K. Michelle's like, well, I don't care if you had the same issues in life. The fact that you take something as sensitive as a miscarriage, when you know I'm trying to have a baby, your behavior was not appropriate. So K.

Speaker 3:
[75:44] Michelle's like, you will never have to think that I'm not gonna talk to you about it, even if I act out a certain way or something bad. I stand back, like in the South, we say the word bitch, and I say bimbo, because I was fucking mad at you.

Speaker 1:
[75:54] She's like, oh, so I was the bimbo?

Speaker 2:
[75:56] She's like, so wait a minute, that was me?

Speaker 3:
[75:58] She's just, yeah, I said this bimbo's all lying. I said that.

Speaker 2:
[76:00] And she goes, girl, she goes, I was bothered.

Speaker 1:
[76:06] So Porsha's like, wow, bimbo, bimbo's loud. I mean, she's like, that's so country of her. But she's like, but we're going to have to reel this relationship back, okay?

Speaker 3:
[76:18] So Porsha's like, I am a very genuine person and maybe the representation I had of you and me and Kelly probably wasn't the best. She's like, no, I mean that big titted woman, whatever she said.

Speaker 1:
[76:29] So K. Michelle says, like, look, I can't, I'm not going to get in your business. I don't ever want anything that I regret because I'm, you know, I'm a reformed crash out.

Speaker 2:
[76:39] And they laugh, she's like, me too. So Porsha's like, well, I commend you for today because this is how you start to do some sisterhood shit. Okay. Don't like, let's talk about it. Don't go meet this girl and then say she felt this way. And then this girl, she goes, oh, but I didn't do that. Yeah, I was pissed. I've called you a bimbo to everybody already. She's like, oh my God, geez.

Speaker 1:
[77:01] So everything seems like it's fine. They laugh, they laugh. And it seems like it's all, you know, like hashed out. K. Michelle is not fine.

Speaker 3:
[77:08] She's like, Porsha says that she was coming from a place of concern. This is absolute bullshit. Normally with me, if you blame me one time, it's a wrap for you and I'm done. But I've decided to give her every benefit of the doubt that I can find in every corner.

Speaker 1:
[77:21] Meaning it still is a wrap. It's nothing about it that sounds like you're still going to give her benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 2:
[77:28] Yeah. So God, I hope this doesn't become an entire season of fighting about miscarriage intentions.

Speaker 1:
[77:34] Cause that's sad. It will.

Speaker 2:
[77:37] It will. All right. Well, that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Speaker 1:
[77:43] Thanks everyone for being here. And we will catch you on the next episode of Watch What Crappens.

Speaker 2:
[77:49] Bye.

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[78:55] Aren't you glad it's Mary Ann Ahrens?

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