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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 3:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 4:
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Speaker 3:
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Speaker 5:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 7:
[02:36] So, I figured, what's better than me? Most things, but today, especially, because we're gonna go play Blackjack in the background.
Speaker 8:
[02:46] I'm really glad that Dude has decided to start showing his face area, because this would literally just be me.
Speaker 7:
[02:53] Just him looking at like a dude's torso and gambling.
Speaker 9:
[02:59] I like doing little side antics with you while Swagger talks about things and Blarg talk about things sometimes. I don't know if you guys noticed us.
Speaker 7:
[03:06] Yeah, that's awesome, man. I love that we have to do all the talking.
Speaker 9:
[03:10] Well, no, you guys will be on like a rant about something and McNasty and I are just kind of like stimming. It's great.
Speaker 7:
[03:17] Oh yeah, by the way, viewers, for those that might not be the most observant, Swagger Souls, our co-host, he is not here. He is in fact in Colorado at a Baby No Money show, which is, I don't really know what the lore is there, but I don't know why Colorado specifically.
Speaker 8:
[03:37] I didn't even know it was out of town until literally right before the podcast.
Speaker 7:
[03:40] That's crazy, because last podcast, at the end, he literally said, I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 8:
[03:46] You have to understand that I don't remember certain things.
Speaker 7:
[03:49] Anything at all. No, don't say any certain things, just say nothing. You remember nothing.
Speaker 8:
[03:53] I have a poor memory, okay? I have ADHD and it affects your memory, unfortunately. I wish that I didn't have that. I wish that I had a normal brain to the point where those like that didn't affect me and I could just remember everything I'm told.
Speaker 7:
[04:07] But sorry, is he still talking?
Speaker 8:
[04:08] This fucker up here?
Speaker 7:
[04:10] Is he still going?
Speaker 8:
[04:12] I have a not good brain.
Speaker 9:
[04:12] I don't know, I'm watching you get chips out of the cage.
Speaker 7:
[04:15] Yeah, is he still talking about me? I really don't care. Hey, Goons viewers, how you doing? You want to do a solo, that might be Supe.
Speaker 8:
[04:21] Just kidding, just kidding. Supe might be here. Just kidding.
Speaker 7:
[04:24] He's pointing at me. All right, sorry, monkey man pointed at me. Go ahead, do your solo podcast, McNasty.
Speaker 8:
[04:30] Here's your favorite color viewers.
Speaker 9:
[04:32] You know, I actually just talked about.
Speaker 7:
[04:34] I actually just talked about. Oh shit, all right, he's doing Swagger's Bit.
Speaker 6:
[04:39] Gamer Gunk.
Speaker 7:
[04:40] Gamer Gunk, go to usecheeky.com/goons.
Speaker 9:
[04:45] I can't remember a link for the dick of me.
Speaker 8:
[04:46] I don't know what I did with my Goons by.
Speaker 9:
[04:49] It's in the description.
Speaker 7:
[04:50] It's, yeah, everything's in the description. Also, while you're at it, what is that?
Speaker 8:
[04:55] Spongebob Cologne.
Speaker 7:
[04:57] Oh.
Speaker 9:
[04:57] Is that our competitor?
Speaker 8:
[04:58] Just imagine this is a cheeky bar.
Speaker 7:
[05:00] Spongebob Cologne? Hold on, I gotta turn down the rent. Everyone's yelling at me in the casino, right?
Speaker 8:
[05:06] Patrick one too, I don't know where it's at though.
Speaker 9:
[05:08] I was at the casino last night.
Speaker 7:
[05:10] I fully believe all of that. Yeah, no, nobody is even like a little bit shocked. No one's surprised. What else are we? Oh yeah, while you're at it, you go to gamersubs.gg and use Goons or never set off. All right, we got all that.
Speaker 8:
[05:24] All of the structure of the podcast just falls when Swagger's not here.
Speaker 7:
[05:28] Yeah, it's just completely reverts back to...
Speaker 5:
[05:31] Oh, soap!
Speaker 7:
[05:32] Soap!
Speaker 8:
[05:33] Soap!
Speaker 6:
[05:33] Soap!
Speaker 2:
[05:34] Soap!
Speaker 9:
[05:37] Soap.
Speaker 7:
[05:38] So I love soap, dude.
Speaker 8:
[05:39] Soap is so good.
Speaker 7:
[05:40] Well, your favorite color. I talked about that in my next video that I'm making.
Speaker 9:
[05:46] Is my favorite color?
Speaker 7:
[05:47] Fun fact. No, it's about... Well, questions you never really thought to ask. I compiled a bunch of shit of like things you kind of wonder for a second, and then you just never really think about ever again, or stuff that never even like crosses your mind. Like basic shit like, well, for example, like why do people have favorite colors or like why do we not all want the exact same type of food? Or why is the moon bigger some days and smaller others will appears that way? How do satellites work? Why does hot and cold water sound different? Shit like that.
Speaker 8:
[06:19] That's like stuff you think about right before bed and you just like keeps you up for like an extra hour.
Speaker 7:
[06:23] Yeah, those are like hours.
Speaker 8:
[06:24] I'm gonna look it up so I can go to sleep.
Speaker 7:
[06:26] Dude, I've literally just been like compiling them over the last like three, four months. I'm just trying to find as much shit as I can. That's just, yeah, just weird stuff you don't really think of and then look into it and get a little, get a little autistic about it.
Speaker 8:
[06:40] Dude, the amount of people that have like left their little fucking dungeons and talked about like the moon and shit over the past like couple weeks because the Artemis thing, holy shit.
Speaker 7:
[06:52] That's awesome. It's a great thing. Oh, it's fantastic. They're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 8:
[06:57] They're like, why did Artemis go this way instead of straight towards the moon?
Speaker 7:
[07:00] Oh, you mean that? I'm talking about fake, like people like, oh, you mean people that are like moon deniers and shit. Yeah, those guys are actual fucking idiots.
Speaker 8:
[07:08] It's like, how do you, how do you go about life? Just having that and like, I'm dumb. I'm a dumb guy. I'm fat too. So I'm fat and dumb. I got to double deuce, double down.
Speaker 7:
[07:20] The American dream.
Speaker 8:
[07:21] I'm kind of have a little bit of down syndrome too. So why does my camera keep auto, fuck this fucking goddamn auto focus bullshit. We're going to focus on my fat face.
Speaker 9:
[07:33] I think brother might be fat.
Speaker 7:
[07:35] I don't know. I'm so pressed. Yeah. Are you feeling extra large today?
Speaker 9:
[07:39] Are you feeling chud like today?
Speaker 7:
[07:41] Are you feeling quite chuddish?
Speaker 8:
[07:42] I had to talk about chicken bacon ranch to lupus yesterday. So I'm fat.
Speaker 9:
[07:48] Well, we had like a 30 minute text conversation about Mountain Dew. It was a very chud conversation.
Speaker 8:
[07:54] It's so funny because we both love Mountain Dew, but we're on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to weed. And the weirdest part about it is I'm the one that drinks zero sugar. He's the one that drinks full sugar.
Speaker 9:
[08:03] Give me the full unleaded.
Speaker 8:
[08:04] Very like ass backwards.
Speaker 7:
[08:05] I think, well, I think it just goes to show that you can kind of eat and drink whatever you want, as long as the rest of what you do is, as long as it's like an 80-20, which I mean, I'm sure you're at now.
Speaker 8:
[08:15] I spent a lot of years being 100-0.
Speaker 7:
[08:19] Yeah, see, that was more of the problem. Dude, that's like such a big thing. So many people don't under, it's like even when I was a fucking like 15 and shit, you always hear people who were like, oh, you can't just eat whatever when you're 30, like it'll catch up to you. Your metabolism doesn't slow down till you're like fucking 60 years old. What people don't understand is that like, you haven't just randomly gained 20 pounds in a year. You gained like three pounds every year for the last decade cause you eat slop.
Speaker 9:
[08:47] And then you just finally noticed your twists.
Speaker 7:
[08:49] Yeah, exactly. You're like one day go to put shorts on that fit last summer and you're like, you know what? Like it's not like your metabolism slowed down, bro. It just caught up to you. Like you did that. It wasn't anything happening.
Speaker 8:
[09:00] Yes, queen.
Speaker 7:
[09:01] Sorry, I had to go on a side rant there. I'd be seeing too much shit. Dude, I actually just had to remove Twitter because of the Artemis shit. And then the whole like, Oh yeah.
Speaker 8:
[09:10] Right now, there's just this fucking crazy push for like, I'm not the smartest motherfucker on the planet, but it is mind blowing how people just like, they have this little thing in their pocket. They have infinite amounts of information to look up and they just don't utilize it. But they're like on Twitter, what did this go this way, and the moon is over there.
Speaker 7:
[09:30] Well, it's just annoying because they asked this question on Twitter, and then they don't actually ask it to like where they should, where they would get a real answer. And like, listen, I'm always on the side of being a skeptic of things. I think it's important to have critical thought. I think that's obviously really important. But like, do you know how difficult it would be for like fake moon landings to be hidden? Like do you know how fucking hard that would be to hide? There was countries that were literally like about to fucking blow each other up with nukes. Why would they back each other up? Like why would they be like, okay, we might nuke each other, but let's all agree to tell Americans that the moon landing was real. Let's all agree on that. Okay. All right, nothing else but that. I don't know. I really don't know where the thought comes from. Like the only thing I could see is like maybe potentially making people more inclined to pay higher taxes because they think like, oh, this money's going to NASA. It's going to explore space because people obviously just naturally are fascinated with space. I don't know, maybe it's like some-
Speaker 8:
[10:47] We give 800 billion to Israel and it's like, okay, well, that's fine.
Speaker 7:
[10:49] Yeah, that's exactly like if that's your thought process and there's like a million other places we could go with this, right? So it's just weird. I just don't really get any of it.
Speaker 8:
[10:59] I feel like a big thing when it comes to like conspiracy theorists is they, I feel like it's like they don't really have much going on in their own life to where they feel like they need to be part of something bigger.
Speaker 9:
[11:09] Yeah, it's like a retard echo chamber.
Speaker 8:
[11:11] Exactly. If I'm in this category where I believe that so-and-so conspiracy happened and then it comes out that the conspiracy was real, maybe they go, I believed it the whole time. It's like wanting to be like being a fan of a band before they blow up. I'm sure like early sleep token, like listeners are probably like, oh yeah, I liked them when they were only a month old.
Speaker 7:
[11:33] I mean, bro, I listen, I'm on their EP and now I don't like them. I did the opposite.
Speaker 8:
[11:37] That usually happens a lot, but I feel like people just want to have that inclusivity where they're like, I was part of something that was a huge thing. And the weird thing too is about it is like, even if tomorrow the government came out and said, you know what? Yeah, fuck you. The moon's fake. The sky's fake. It's all water. There's no universe. We're just the earth. Like we control everything. What does that change? You're still going to go to work. You're still going to pay taxes.
Speaker 7:
[11:59] Yeah, you still, you still, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8:
[12:00] You're going to become homeless and just be like, fuck you, government. You're still going to do the same shit, live the same kind of life.
Speaker 7:
[12:05] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[12:05] It affects your life actually not at all, whether we went there or not. Yeah. It actually changes nothing.
Speaker 7:
[12:11] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[12:11] It doesn't. Yeah. Like if you, if you believe the conspiracy that directly affected you as a person, and then if that came out, you could make like a life change because of that conspiracy being proven, then I understand. But that's not only how conspiracies work. Most of them are just like random, like little wings.
Speaker 7:
[12:27] I mean, I feel like a lot of them are at the source. A lot of them come from somebody who is trying to sell something in a sense, whether that be information or an actual, genuine way to monetize a belief. Like Flat Earth makes tons of money for a lot of people. Like these conferences and all the things, like selling fake textbook and all these things related to.
Speaker 8:
[12:52] YouTube videos, ad revenue.
Speaker 7:
[12:53] Yeah, it makes a shit ton of money. So there is that. And I think at the heart of every, like why it's so easy to become warped into believing them, is because at every good conspiracy theory, there is a hint of truth somewhere in there, that people will be able to all agree on, like scientists will be able to agree on certain things. Like, for example, like COVID, the vaccine. Not to get in that, because that's obviously a touchy subject still, because it was pretty recent. But there was a lot of issues with vaccines in the past, and people would take that and therefore rule out every other vaccine or every other thing related to the vaccines because there was a hint of truth to it in the past.
Speaker 8:
[13:37] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[13:37] So I feel like most good conspiracy theories are, you know, based off of shit like that.
Speaker 8:
[13:43] Yeah, there are definitely more believable ones. I feel like I'm always kind of like more able to believe the ones that are centralized around like the government doing fucked up shit so they have a reason to like go to war or whatever.
Speaker 7:
[13:55] Oh yeah, absolutely. I mean, half those ones end up being public knowledge.
Speaker 8:
[13:59] It makes sense, like there's a reason why they would do that. So like, but it's like, what do they get out of saying that the fucking, you know, the moon is fake or the whatever's?
Speaker 7:
[14:08] Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8:
[14:09] Sky is made of water.
Speaker 9:
[14:09] The earth is flat and there's an ice wall.
Speaker 8:
[14:12] They don't have any benefit to like doing that. It's like it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 7:
[14:16] I got I got into the the hollow earth, little dead rabbit hole for one of my other videos, and that that is a crazy one. The people that believe in hollow earth, they think just like Obama goes there in the summer. Yeah, like hangs out in the center of the earth. And it's like, dude, like, what are we talking about anymore? Like the elites just go to the center of the earth? Like what? It's so crazy.
Speaker 8:
[14:43] Yeah, I have no idea. And even if they do, what does that change?
Speaker 7:
[14:49] Yeah, I mean, I don't know. The fuck? Just yeah, I mean, maybe that's it. Maybe they want to go see the Hall of Earth. But I feel like it's a big a big Dunning-Kruger effect. I mean, when somebody can't like like we all have no idea what we're talking about. Yeah, hence why we listen to experts who do know what they're talking about. You will never hear somebody who believes that the earth is flat. You will never hear them say they have no idea what they're talking about because they genuinely believe they're at a level of intelligence that is above their peers and they are they say stuff with such confidence. Yeah, they know they know stuff that you don't know because you're not smart enough. Like that's that's the vibe they come off. They learn they learn enough to be like a pseudo expert on the topic. Like basically what I would do for my other channel where I become a pseudo expert. Like I know enough where I could carry a conversation for five minutes and nothing more like nothing past that. And then, you know, once you get past that wall where you realize like you learn enough to know that you don't know fucking anything at all. And that's where most people sit with things. But it feels like a lot of them never get past that, that initial wall of feeling like they understand a topic. It's super weird. I don't know. It's interesting psychology, but also like kind of sad and scary.
Speaker 8:
[16:07] I feel like it's really just like it's an indicator of IQ.
Speaker 7:
[16:12] I don't think it is because like I think you like I genuinely don't think these people are dumb. I think that they choose to be done though. I feel like they choose to be ignorant when they don't have to. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure there is, but there's also, you know, there's just a general percentage of the population that's dumb. You're going to get that everywhere, right?
Speaker 8:
[16:34] But what's crazy is there's a lot of people who are dumb who don't believe in weird dumb shit like that. They're just like, yeah, absolutely. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 9:
[16:42] Yeah, it can't be fucked.
Speaker 8:
[16:43] The reason I feel like it's an indicator to IQ is because it's like people who want to start appearing smart, but they just go at it the wrong way. And they just like confidently say the wrong shit, even though it like sounds right, because they just yoink to the fucking talking points of somebody else.
Speaker 9:
[17:02] Yeah. And also like rage baiting on Twitter is like at an all time high.
Speaker 1:
[17:07] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[17:07] Because you can make money off it.
Speaker 9:
[17:08] People who are purposely wrong and they don't give a fuck, they know they're wrong. Yeah. So.
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Speaker 8:
[18:14] Yeah, I saw a post the other day and it was a picture of Trump. It said 46 or 47 president, and it said, zero controversy, zero problems. And I was like, hold up. This is the man known for controversies. Like it's very clearly rage bait. It's like, okay.
Speaker 7:
[18:31] Well, yeah. I mean that you make money off rage bait now.
Speaker 8:
[18:33] It's just the problem with Twitter is it's just so, it's just kind of rad.
Speaker 7:
[18:37] Yeah. It's, it's, I mean, it's kind of hilarious being able to rage bait somebody and then get a paycheck for it. Like I can't even blame them. If I could do that without like, I just, yeah. If I could do that without completely selling out my beliefs, I absolutely would. Cause like nobody, nobody cares about left wing grifters. They're, they're boring and not profitable at all.
Speaker 9:
[18:56] Can you even grift left? I feel like you can.
Speaker 8:
[19:00] Look at like, I dubs, he grifted left and lost his entire career.
Speaker 7:
[19:03] Yeah, lost everything. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess Hassan would be the closest thing to it, but I don't even, I don't, I wouldn't really call him a grifter though.
Speaker 8:
[19:11] I feel like he's just always been.
Speaker 7:
[19:13] Yeah. I don't know. That's a, that's a whole nother.
Speaker 8:
[19:15] I dubs different cause he was originally like, super, super, I wouldn't necessarily call him right. He was just very like, you know, offensive, blah blah blah. I think he was just kind of stupid and all of a sudden he's like, super duper liberal ideology. It's like me. I still think he's a good person. I don't have a problem with that. I just like. Yeah, bitches.
Speaker 7:
[19:36] Yeah, I just don't with anybody who makes that, anything like that, their own personality.
Speaker 8:
[19:41] Oh, I didn't hear it. I said bitches will make you do some crazy shit, right?
Speaker 7:
[19:48] Why do I do?
Speaker 9:
[19:49] Why did I just do that?
Speaker 7:
[19:51] What did we not know?
Speaker 9:
[19:52] Did I drunkenly tell you something?
Speaker 8:
[19:54] What does Bro know?
Speaker 9:
[19:57] I don't know what Bro knows, and I'm not going to say it in case Bro didn't know.
Speaker 8:
[20:00] I just like that I'm able to say that to you now because you have a girlfriend and you guys fart around each other and do weird shit.
Speaker 9:
[20:07] We do fart. Yes.
Speaker 7:
[20:08] Yeah, you literally.
Speaker 8:
[20:10] That's a very compatible. That's a good thing for compatibility is having somebody can fart around.
Speaker 7:
[20:15] You should it on your microphone in front of her. That's crazy.
Speaker 9:
[20:18] Yeah, bro. Some of her burps are in the background of some of the videos lately.
Speaker 7:
[20:22] That's wild.
Speaker 9:
[20:23] She's over. Yes, you just see be burping, man.
Speaker 8:
[20:26] She pukes at his wife.
Speaker 7:
[20:27] So he would not like her.
Speaker 8:
[20:29] Who wouldn't?
Speaker 7:
[20:31] Oh, Sovi hates people that burp a lot. He hates burping. It's such a funny. It's such a funny tick.
Speaker 8:
[20:40] I hate me and my fucking gird ass.
Speaker 7:
[20:41] Oh yeah, he would literally McNasty. He would genuinely despise you. And I think that's hilarious.
Speaker 8:
[20:46] It would make it worse, too, than I'm like big, fat, man, like fucking burpy ass, gassy fat, dude, fuck this guy.
Speaker 7:
[20:53] Like blow his fucking hair back with a burp type shit.
Speaker 9:
[20:57] What about farts?
Speaker 7:
[20:58] I don't know. I've never just.
Speaker 9:
[21:00] Maybe I need to test it.
Speaker 7:
[21:01] Yeah. Just call Sovi up right now. Can't fucking shit on the mic and see what he says about it. That dude is so fucking funny. Him and Doccy, they remind me so much of like where all of us were at in 2019, 2020, like in that era, they just everything so new and fresh and fun with YouTube for them. I love being around them. They are like two of the most creative. They are amazing.
Speaker 8:
[21:33] I don't play with Sobi much, but every time I play with Doccy, it's usually a good time.
Speaker 7:
[21:37] Dude, I love those guys. They are, it's so, I don't know, it's just so nice to be around. Like it, I feel like it's actually like rejuvenated. So, I mean, I've always kind of, you know, been obsessed with our job. I love it, but I feel like there's a lot of people in our sphere that, dude, see? You'd right there, he'd punch you in the mouth. A lot of people in our sphere who just kind of like, I don't want to say like got tired of YouTube, but you kind of just forget, you kind of forget that it's not just a job. Like it's a fucking wild ass career that we have that's like super lucky and just awesome to have. But I feel like a lot of people forget that. Yeah, exactly. And to them-
Speaker 9:
[22:21] You start to do it on autopilot sometimes.
Speaker 7:
[22:22] Yeah, exactly. And to them, it's still so new and fresh. And you see that and you're like, damn, that like, I missed that feeling. That's such a good reminder.
Speaker 8:
[22:28] Like the first year of like when we played Siege and the feeling of like, just like every day wanting to play and just like endless amounts of content. You're playing with people you've like never joked with before. So all your jokes and your like stories and your life experiences are all fresh to them. And it's like, yeah, that's, that's kind of the downfall of like having us, having a group that you've just known forever. It just, yeah. You don't really get tired of each other. Well, I mean, you guys get tired of me because I'm retarded sometimes. Well, yeah, hold on.
Speaker 7:
[22:55] Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 8:
[22:56] Like the, you just run out of things to talk about because you've basically like talked about everything until this point in your life. And unless you're consistently doing new stuff, like you just kind of run out of shit to talk about.
Speaker 7:
[23:07] Yeah, I mean, it's a double edged sword. I fucking I don't know. I feel like I'm way closer to you guys now as as friends. But yeah, it's definitely like way harder to make content than it was back in, you know, the good old days. We'd run siege and like, yeah, I'd be able to tell you like the story about my fucking autistic cousin eating pool liner. And that would be the first time you've heard that. And that would be the funniest thing in the world to you. But now you've heard that story like a thousand times and be like, hey, whatever, it's not funny. Like it just makes it so much easier to like get jokes going.
Speaker 8:
[23:41] Yeah. Yeah. It was it was always nice to have a fresh face around. That's why I like when Nopify joins, I enjoy Nopify's companies.
Speaker 7:
[23:50] Dude, that guy is so fucking funny.
Speaker 8:
[23:52] I'm surprised he doesn't do YouTube or anything. You just.
Speaker 7:
[23:54] Yeah. I didn't even. I thought he had a channel. I thought he did shit full time and then it's like, no, bro, he just he's just chilling.
Speaker 8:
[24:02] He used to be like, really, he would always have like. Like viral tweets, like back before Twitter was like, yeah, like back then, I would always see him on my timeline. And then eventually, I don't know how like Swagger met him, but yeah, we just started playing with him and he's funny.
Speaker 7:
[24:19] Yeah, dude, I don't know. It's always nice to mix it up. What's funny is like, through YouTube, I've become so close with like, I guess no other way to phrase it other than the Vanoss crew. So many of them, but I think I've recorded with them, like maybe 10 times. Was that a shit?
Speaker 8:
[24:40] No, it was my chair.
Speaker 7:
[24:41] What a giant fart. Oh my God.
Speaker 9:
[24:42] It sounded like a taser fart.
Speaker 8:
[24:44] Holy moly.
Speaker 7:
[24:45] Yeah, I thought you just absolutely ripped.
Speaker 9:
[24:47] It's a streamer.
Speaker 7:
[24:48] It's so funny how many times I've like hung out with them IRL, but have barely recorded, and they are actually so fun to play with. We just played a game, I think it's called Make A Meme or some shit. And it just gives you like a meme template, and you have to literally make a meme live and you get to rate each other's memes. And those are so fucking funny. It's there. I see why their careers have lasted like 15 years on this platform.
Speaker 9:
[25:15] Yeah, they've been around a long time. They're like some of them.
Speaker 8:
[25:18] Well, 95% of them aren't pedophiles, too. Helps you last longer.
Speaker 9:
[25:21] Well, that helps.
Speaker 7:
[25:22] Yeah, it might even be a higher percentage. I think there's only been one so far. I don't know how many count in that group as Vanoss crew.
Speaker 8:
[25:37] Yeah, it's good to have a friend group where there's no real controversy. And I think it's too is another good thing is like even if there is like bad blood somewhere, you know, deal with it behind closed doors, which is good to be able to have that within people.
Speaker 7:
[25:52] Did somebody just strangled your dog live on the podcast?
Speaker 8:
[25:54] She's whining.
Speaker 7:
[25:57] You should kill her with a gun. Do you have guns?
Speaker 8:
[26:00] Shoot a dart at her.
Speaker 7:
[26:01] You still have guns. I remember you had guns for a little while.
Speaker 8:
[26:03] Yeah, but I don't keep them in the office anymore. I have my AR over there. It's a bag.
Speaker 7:
[26:09] You have an Arab over there?
Speaker 8:
[26:11] AR in a bag, yeah. An Arab 15.
Speaker 7:
[26:13] An Arab in a bag.
Speaker 9:
[26:14] Arab number 15.
Speaker 8:
[26:16] I don't know if I can show air guns on camera, on YouTube.
Speaker 7:
[26:21] I think it is. I don't know.
Speaker 9:
[26:23] Swagger has, I think, but I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[26:25] Swagger doesn't have real guns.
Speaker 9:
[26:27] Oh, YouTube doesn't know that.
Speaker 7:
[26:29] Yeah, it was in fucking Australia. Dude, do I double down an eight on a five? I'll do it anyway.
Speaker 9:
[26:40] On a five, you double down pretty much always.
Speaker 7:
[26:42] All right.
Speaker 9:
[26:43] Well, I lost. Just double down.
Speaker 7:
[26:44] Way to go, dude. Way to go, bro.
Speaker 9:
[26:46] Don't listen to the degenerate, dude.
Speaker 7:
[26:49] That was your gamble yesterday.
Speaker 9:
[26:51] It was very good. I watched a guy have like $25 on a side bet, and he got a straight flush on blackjack, and he made like $8,000 in front of me on a side bet. So I fucking killed him and I took it.
Speaker 7:
[27:07] As you should. Yeah, no, you should. Absolutely. Yeah, they recommend that.
Speaker 9:
[27:12] Yeah. No, the book says to do that.
Speaker 7:
[27:13] Yeah, the book does say to kill the guy at the table. The book says hit your neighbor.
Speaker 9:
[27:17] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[27:18] McNasty doesn't even know about the book.
Speaker 9:
[27:20] Do you know about the book? I'm not sure the book is real. It's always talked about, but I've never seen it.
Speaker 7:
[27:25] No, I've never seen the book.
Speaker 9:
[27:26] Can you request the book?
Speaker 8:
[27:27] What is the book?
Speaker 7:
[27:28] So the book is just like this arbitrary, probably non-existent thing of just like, you ask the dealer essentially like what the correct, based off, you know, math, what the correct thing to do in certain situations is. So like, it's a book of probabilities. Yeah. Say you have a nine. Do I double down on this? What's the book say? You know? Yeah. It's just that it's just this arbitrary thing that probably doesn't exist at all.
Speaker 9:
[27:56] Yeah. I had this like, I had this crazy, like blonde racist woman sit down next to me yesterday.
Speaker 7:
[28:04] I might have been Dallas.
Speaker 9:
[28:06] It might have been Dallas. She was pretty. But no, she does. She sat down and she started talking about how she does gambling for like a living. And she started giving me all these numbers. Like, dude, all you have to do is you make $300 a day. You go every day to the casino. I know I was like, dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 7:
[28:24] It's crazy what people do to like cope with their gambling addiction. Like to justify it.
Speaker 9:
[28:29] $300 a day, bro. It's all you need. And then you make like 90k a year, bro. But you could also lose 90k a year.
Speaker 7:
[28:36] Yeah, you could lose a lot more than that.
Speaker 9:
[28:38] But she started being like, she's like, dude, the only game I can't stand playing is Baccarat because there's these smelly ass brown people over there.
Speaker 7:
[28:47] I'm like, whoa. She probably sat next to me one time and was over it.
Speaker 9:
[28:51] She's like, bro, they always got their feet out. But which is like fair. They do always have their feet out.
Speaker 7:
[28:56] I will get to that. Yeah, that's kind of violent.
Speaker 9:
[28:58] For some reason, Indians sit down and get their feet out at the Baccarat game.
Speaker 7:
[29:01] Yeah, they do that a lot.
Speaker 9:
[29:02] That's not even racist. That's just a thing.
Speaker 8:
[29:04] I wonder what it is about Indians where they always wear like flip-flops.
Speaker 9:
[29:07] No matter what season it is.
Speaker 8:
[29:08] Why can't you just wear shoes?
Speaker 9:
[29:09] The flip-flops.
Speaker 7:
[29:10] I saw a guy at the gym wearing no shoes at all. No shoes or socks. And it was the most vile thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 9:
[29:18] Yeah. No, I was just like, I was like, stop talking to me. What the fuck is wrong with you? She's like, oh, the Chinese ladies over there, they're trying to tell me what to do. She's like, oh, trust me, I lost 14,000 on Baccarat. You go bank up. I'm like, you lost 14 grand. That's why I'm not listening to you.
Speaker 7:
[29:39] She lost 14 grand and is telling you that she's a full-time gambler, like successful at it.
Speaker 9:
[29:44] Yeah, that bitch is crazy. Millie dog.
Speaker 7:
[29:48] Black ass dog. Black ass dog. Black ass dog.
Speaker 8:
[30:01] Dude, why is she so rigid?
Speaker 7:
[30:03] Why is she looking up like she's, dude, she's looking up at God just waiting for God to take her from this, remove her from her situation.
Speaker 9:
[30:11] She looks like she's doing the Arms Wide Open music video.
Speaker 7:
[30:14] Arms Wide Open. Dude, your dog.
Speaker 9:
[30:21] Prasant dog.
Speaker 7:
[30:22] Your dog be just mad malleable.
Speaker 8:
[30:25] She's so subservient. She just lets me do whatever.
Speaker 7:
[30:30] I don't like that. I don't like that young dog lets you do that.
Speaker 8:
[30:34] I like doing this one too where I just stretch her out.
Speaker 7:
[30:37] No, dude, without context, that is fucking insane. Yeah, my dog lets me do whatever to her. I'm just stretching her out. This is my favorite one.
Speaker 9:
[30:45] I stretch her out.
Speaker 7:
[30:47] Yeah, you just stretch her out.
Speaker 9:
[30:48] You've been fucking jambling her up and stuff.
Speaker 7:
[30:51] You're shaking her up like a protein shake.
Speaker 8:
[30:54] Dog farts have like the most specific scent efforts. I've never heard, like, I've never heard, I've never, I've never smelled a human fart that smells like a dog fart.
Speaker 9:
[31:07] No, no, you can always tell when the dog farted versus the.
Speaker 8:
[31:10] Yeah, it's just like dog food, stank. I don't know, it's gross.
Speaker 7:
[31:15] I don't really be, I don't, I had a shih tzu at my parents and I fucking hated it. I don't, I'm not responsible enough for dogs.
Speaker 8:
[31:24] Shih tzus always have stinky faces, like their faces always just reek.
Speaker 7:
[31:27] Okay, that guy didn't really stink, but he was just kind of an asshole. Like he just barked at everybody for like six hours when they came over and like, my parents spent all this money on like a good trainer and he'd behave around the trainer and then the minute the trainer was gone, I'm just like, I'm gonna be real, guys. I don't think this dog respects you at all. Like this guy just fucks around all day.
Speaker 8:
[31:48] Do you still wear my hat like this?
Speaker 10:
[31:51] I think I get the bitches.
Speaker 8:
[31:52] You think you get the bitches if you wear my hat like this?
Speaker 7:
[31:55] McNasty, how much more weight are you down, buddy? You look good.
Speaker 8:
[31:58] I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[31:58] I didn't notice till you turned to profile. You don't know? You don't like weigh yourself frequently?
Speaker 8:
[32:03] I do usually every like three weeks or a month or something.
Speaker 7:
[32:07] Oh wow, okay. You do pretty big gaps. How come?
Speaker 8:
[32:09] Yeah, I just like to see like a, you know, I like to see, because sometimes like I'll have like a bunk week where I'll drink some beer and like, you know, drinking beer kind of slows your shit down.
Speaker 7:
[32:20] Yeah, it can.
Speaker 8:
[32:22] You know, weight fluctuates like a lot during the day, especially when you're as big as me. And if you weigh monthly, it's like, okay, well, I spent those four weeks like doing this and that. And this, I remember what I did good, what I did bad. And then I could just see more of like a chunk.
Speaker 9:
[32:37] I used to weigh myself once a week.
Speaker 7:
[32:40] I like doing daily.
Speaker 9:
[32:42] I know that I used to weigh myself once a week.
Speaker 7:
[32:44] I know that daily is like not technically. Well, weighing daily is fine unless you're like, you know, potentially eating disorder.
Speaker 9:
[32:52] If you don't care, if you realize that, okay, yeah, I probably just have more like water in me today.
Speaker 7:
[32:57] See, I find it interesting seeing how different. Yeah. Well, that's a you thing because whenever you travel, you don't be shitting, dude, I be shitting like clockwork every 24 hours. I wish.
Speaker 8:
[33:07] Only once a day?
Speaker 7:
[33:08] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[33:09] I usually shit like that.
Speaker 9:
[33:10] I usually shit once a day too.
Speaker 8:
[33:13] I usually shit like that.
Speaker 7:
[33:15] Yeah, I mean, you know, there could be outside factors. Like when I travel, it's like, oh yeah, I've eaten three times the amount I normally eat. But I honestly find it interesting, like weighing daily to see how certain food affects me that I eat at home. Like even if it's calorically within my range of what I can have, it's sometimes you're like, oh, I like, you obviously don't actually gain a half a pound, but you're like, oh, I'm a half a pound up. It's odd that this thing does this. It's just kind of, I don't know, I find it kind of cool if you, if you don't get too like hung up about it and you know, start tweaking.
Speaker 8:
[33:47] I feel like the main thing I can tell is just like my clothes size. Like pretty much all the old shirts that I wore I had to throw away, they were just too big.
Speaker 7:
[33:55] Well, bro, your face is half the size it used to. You used to have a face like a satellite did.
Speaker 8:
[34:00] I did have a very round face, yeah. It's not got a big fat face, but not nearly as bad as it used to be.
Speaker 7:
[34:07] No, it's definitely getting bad.
Speaker 9:
[34:09] I feel like I can see your eyes more. I feel like you used to have apostrophe eyes.
Speaker 7:
[34:12] Yeah, you were borderline Chinese.
Speaker 9:
[34:14] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[34:15] Yeah. Well, the thing is, too, is I have hooded eyelids. So it already like, I feel like even if I was 200 pounds, I'd still not have very big eyes. That's why a lot of people think I'm Asian, because I just have fucking hooded eyelids. I don't know, I was born with them, I guess.
Speaker 7:
[34:31] Hmm. I, that's another thing I learned recently. There's no really natural variation in eyeball size. There is, but it's like extremely minimal. So usually when you see somebody who has like big ass eyes, it's actually just because their fucking like actual area around their eye socket is smaller or their skull is smaller.
Speaker 9:
[34:54] Interesting.
Speaker 7:
[34:55] Yeah. Yeah. Cause I always looked at Ella Purnell and I was like, she's got the biggest eyes I've ever seen on a human being. So I kind of Googled that. I was like, I'm curious. Like from Fallout, the show.
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Speaker 7:
[36:08] Yeah, I was like, damn, she's got to have the biggest eyeballs ever. So I kind of Googled it and was like, why does she got big eyeballs? It's just like everyone's eyeballs are pretty much the same size. Yeah, I thought that was kind of cool. It's a smaller face or like more pulled back eyelids. Also, a sexy Yeti has come to gamble with me.
Speaker 8:
[36:28] I noticed that.
Speaker 7:
[36:30] There's a Yeti with tits for the audio viewers. It's just a Yeti with tits. I don't really know what else to say. I think she's flirting with me because it's a wide open table and she came and sat next to me.
Speaker 9:
[36:42] Yeah, that's flirting.
Speaker 7:
[36:43] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[36:43] Are you up?
Speaker 7:
[36:44] No, I'm down like 40 grand. Oh, it's like when that fucking prostitute sat next to me at Baccarat and the table was like empty.
Speaker 9:
[36:54] When did that happen?
Speaker 7:
[36:57] It was at Aria. I don't know if I've talked about it and she fucking she was nasty. I definitely talked about it because we were complaining about literally what spawned the conversation McNasty mid mid session hat change. I remember what spawned the conversation is because we were talking about how it's gross when people take their fucking shoes off in places. Cause I was sitting next to her and she was sitting like, I can't even show you cause my camera's off, but you know, people like put their like foot on the chair and their knees up like by their chest. She had her one knee up like that and took her fucking high heel off and was like spinning her chair. And I was like, bro, you're fucking nasty ass. Like this probably gave like a hairy ass truck or a foot job like two hours ago. Can you get your fucking nasty ass Peppa Stepas away from me? Yeah, is really gross. What? I mean, it was just more so of like anybody's feet that I don't know. I don't really want anywhere near me. Like especially ones that might have been used for nefarious activities.
Speaker 8:
[37:56] Like, I don't know what is being out in the wild.
Speaker 7:
[37:59] It really is somehow worse. It is actually somehow, you know, the worst look on planet Earth might be dudes wearing baggy, big baggy blue jeans with flip flops. Yeah, it might be.
Speaker 8:
[38:14] It's like, why are you like, why are you cool enough to wear like pants, but you need your feet to breathe?
Speaker 9:
[38:20] It also looks like you got chicken feet. Yeah, it is chicken feet.
Speaker 7:
[38:24] Literally. Oh, yeah. I don't know what it is about that, but every time I see a dude do that, I'm like, oh man, that is not a look. It's not a vibe.
Speaker 8:
[38:32] I just I feel like flip flops, unless you're like around the pool or like literally on the beach, I feel like flip flops should just not be worn in public.
Speaker 7:
[38:41] Yeah, I fully agree with that.
Speaker 9:
[38:42] I mean, there's a way to like billion people in one country that disagree with you.
Speaker 8:
[38:48] Literally like one eighth of the earth.
Speaker 7:
[38:52] I'd probably say more than that disagrees.
Speaker 8:
[38:54] I very Indian thing is jeans and flip flops. Like I see that all the time.
Speaker 7:
[38:58] Yeah, very, very God. You did. Did one of them like cut you off in traffic today? You're bringing them up a whole lot, didn't it?
Speaker 8:
[39:06] It means they're all right.
Speaker 9:
[39:10] That might have been the best landing we could have got out of that.
Speaker 7:
[39:13] I feel like saying they're all right is somehow almost as bad as just saying something.
Speaker 9:
[39:22] Okay, what I don't understand is the street vendors who take.
Speaker 7:
[39:27] Oh my god.
Speaker 9:
[39:27] The chicken and use their toenail as a knife to split the chicken and cook it.
Speaker 7:
[39:34] I don't understand Indian street food.
Speaker 9:
[39:35] What the is happening there?
Speaker 7:
[39:37] They just be doing shit. They just like, I watch a video and they'll essentially be making homemade sprite, like this lady. And instead of just like pouring the mix.
Speaker 8:
[39:48] They make a hell of a mess too. They're flinging around everywhere.
Speaker 7:
[39:51] And like half the ingredients they started with are fucking flying across the atmosphere of India. Like they're just gone. They throw them in the air. They're gone. Like they could just grab it, pour it, put the little, you know, extra bits on, stir it and hand it to you. But they like, they'd be fucking shaking it and like throwing shit out and like smashing ice cubes into each other.
Speaker 8:
[40:13] And then they just start like laying up ice in the cup and shit.
Speaker 7:
[40:15] And then I like when their hands start getting crazy. Like they're like, that's making them move faster. But it doesn't seem like they have a talking son.
Speaker 8:
[40:21] Have you seen that video of the Indian guy? And he's just like, he's like moving his body really fast.
Speaker 6:
[40:25] But what he's doing actually is like doing a completely normal task.
Speaker 8:
[40:29] He's like, oh, he's just moving super fast.
Speaker 3:
[40:31] Like vibrating almost.
Speaker 7:
[40:35] Yeah, that's one country. I probably would not bother with the street food in. I'm sure some of it is fantastic. I'm sure some of it is genuinely fantastic. There is a lot of unbelievably good Indian food. Yeah, fuck yeah. And given their population, I'm sure some of the street food is fantastic. I'm just not willing to flip that dice. To risk it. Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[40:59] Well, like you don't want the mosquito garnish on the on the butter chicken. You don't want that shit. I don't love it.
Speaker 7:
[41:07] I don't love it. No.
Speaker 9:
[41:08] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[41:09] Pupu non bread. The fingernail non bread. I want a staph infection in my chicken tickle masala.
Speaker 9:
[41:15] Yeah. Can I get toe fungus with that?
Speaker 7:
[41:17] You're telling me a chicken tickled this all?
Speaker 8:
[41:20] Well, it's funny is like I'll see, I saw a video not that long ago, and this guy just had like three big cauldrons of just like slop. And he puts a piece of bread inside of a thing. And just like with his hand, like just like with the slop. It's like, dude, why don't you can't afford a spoon? Like you have massive cauldrons. You can't just buy a ladle.
Speaker 9:
[41:41] Just use a fucking lid or something like literally anything.
Speaker 8:
[41:44] Yeah, very odd.
Speaker 7:
[41:45] I get the eating with hands because honestly like.
Speaker 8:
[41:48] Yeah, I don't want to see you guys scoop up slop and just fling it onto my bread.
Speaker 9:
[41:52] Monkey fist all the food.
Speaker 8:
[41:54] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[41:56] Yeah, it doesn't. It's not great. I don't really get the vibe. I get the eating with the hands. A lot of Americans get really hung up on other cultures doing that of like eating with their hands. Oh my god, that's so gross. And then they fucking eat a big fat fucking burger and fries and fucking buffalo wings. It's like, dude, what is the difference here? I don't really get. But yeah, the serving thing, I don't know where your hands have been. That's a problem. I know where mine have been.
Speaker 9:
[42:23] I don't want.
Speaker 7:
[42:25] You might have just picked a butt booger out your ass and are now fucking flopping your wet chicken into my bread. You know, that I don't fuck with.
Speaker 8:
[42:33] You know what I learned when I was getting my tattoo done? I actually did not know this, but everybody apparently has their own staff. You are just immune to it. So when you get, when somebody else introduces staff to you, you can get an infection through other people. And the main, the main area it lies under is people's fingernails. So that's why if somebody scratches you hard enough to where you bleed, like they go down to the blood, like you need to go to the doctor because there are staff under their fingernail and you're not immune to their staff. You're immune to your own. So you can get staff infections that way. And then literally die. Like those are interesting.
Speaker 7:
[43:08] Yeah, I don't know shit about that at all. So I'm going to take your word for it.
Speaker 8:
[43:11] Yeah, I was talking to my tattoo artist and he was like, you need to not scratch it and blah, blah, blah. Cause you can get other people's staff, like if you just, I don't know, somehow end up under your fingernail, but your fingernails are dirty and filthy. So like, that's why you're not supposed to scratch that too. But he was just saying like, yeah, he was telling me about staff and like, it exists in your nose too. Your nose and your fingernails are like the two main places. But I didn't know that you, I didn't know that everybody has staff. You're just immune to your own staff, so you never, it's like if you scratched it open, you're not gonna get it.
Speaker 7:
[43:39] Yeah, I do not know that lore at all.
Speaker 8:
[43:41] Weird. Kinda odd, but not a good infection to have.
Speaker 7:
[43:45] Yeah, the human body low-key kinda gross.
Speaker 8:
[43:46] I'm not gonna lie. It is very gross. It's very odd. And have you ever seen an infected tattoo too?
Speaker 7:
[43:52] Oh dude, they're so nasty. I'm in like a tattoo subreddit, and sometimes people just be posting their jambled ass shit, and they'll be like, is this normal? And they'll get like, whatever, they'll get like, an unk, like you got on your fucking necklace. They'll get that, and it'll literally look like a fucking like a pillow. Like, it looks like it's just- It's like super raised. And it's, yeah, it's like about to explode. It's so vile looking.
Speaker 9:
[44:18] Oh my god, dude, I'm looking up some of these. These look nasty.
Speaker 7:
[44:21] Oh, they're gross.
Speaker 9:
[44:22] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[44:22] Because a tattoo is essentially just a massive open wound.
Speaker 9:
[44:25] So yeah, it's a giant wound.
Speaker 8:
[44:26] So if that big is like infected, it's pretty fucking nasty looking.
Speaker 9:
[44:30] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[44:31] Pussy is like, yeah.
Speaker 9:
[44:33] Oh, dude, this tattoo could not have been worth it. Look at this bitch's leg. It's the M&M girl and the M&M guy, and her leg is like about to be ready to be cut off.
Speaker 8:
[44:42] Oh, yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 9:
[44:44] Yeah, it looks like she got a DVT in that bitch, man. Oh, that could not have been worth it.
Speaker 7:
[44:49] That shit is filled with Kool-Aid.
Speaker 9:
[44:51] You should pop it in her face.
Speaker 8:
[44:52] When I was getting my tattoo done, I asked my artist, I was like, have you ever had anybody like have fucked up infection? He told me one guy almost had to get his arm cut off because he got his tattoo, didn't cover it and immediately went to the gym. And the gym was fucking filthy. And yeah, he got infected and he just didn't like care for.
Speaker 12:
[45:10] Oh, God.
Speaker 8:
[45:12] It looks like rocks on the bottom of the goldfish tank.
Speaker 9:
[45:15] Like a fish tank, yeah.
Speaker 8:
[45:17] Oh yeah, that's nasty.
Speaker 9:
[45:19] God.
Speaker 7:
[45:21] What I don't get though is like, if you, a guy or a girl who just got a fresh tattoo, are told by your artist, hey, if it has unusual amounts of redness or pain or sensitivity, pus, things that shouldn't normally be there, make sure you go to the doctor. How do you even let it get to a point where it does just rot out completely?
Speaker 8:
[45:44] The first sign of pus, I'm fucking...
Speaker 7:
[45:47] Yeah, like absolutely, I'm gone. Yeah, like it's not like they didn't feel it. Your skin is gone. You felt it. I know you're feeling it right now.
Speaker 8:
[45:56] Yeah. Yeah, I almost had like no pain for mine. It was just itchiness. The itch fucking, literally like a seven year itch, but like days instead of years.
Speaker 7:
[46:07] A sexy turkey has joined me at the table by the way, just to keep everyone involved. Sexy table.
Speaker 8:
[46:12] Sexy animals and shit.
Speaker 7:
[46:14] Yeah, we just got a hot animal table. Table full of baddies. Yeah, no, if you notice anything at all, and your first instinct isn't to do that, you genuinely should not have gotten a tattoo because they'd be telling you off rip what to like be worried about. Like itchy and all that shit is completely normal. That shit sucks, but you just rub some like vitamin E on there and you're usually good to go. Yeah. Yeah. Flick it, whatever it is.
Speaker 8:
[46:46] You know what would help too is I would just put it under like, like put my arm in front of the fan. Or like if it was in the car, just kind of let the AC like go over it would just kind of. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[46:55] Interesting.
Speaker 8:
[46:57] The cold help.
Speaker 7:
[46:58] Yeah. I don't know if I'd trust that. Cause again, fans and AC kind of just be blown.
Speaker 8:
[47:03] That's what I had. That's when I had my second skin over it.
Speaker 7:
[47:06] Oh, then yeah, that's fine. Yeah, dude, I love when those get all fucking all nasty. I did a second skin when they like a lot of the time, they'll naturally just fill up with like the plasma as your body. Yeah, as your body's healing and it just you just get this gross pillow of like it's like the worst Kool-Aid jammer you've ever seen.
Speaker 8:
[47:26] Yeah, I didn't get that at all. Mine. Mine barely leaked at all. Er, what's it called?
Speaker 7:
[47:32] Come for it. I believe the word bust busted.
Speaker 8:
[47:36] But I don't remember. But yeah, my cousin, he had his done. It was full of like blood. But he gets like he gets color tattoos and colors. Apparently, like when you color tattoos, it it fucking leaks more, I guess. I guess the word really fucking. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[47:51] I mean, I guess you'd probably have to put. Well, you'd probably have to put more ink naturally and more or more pressure.
Speaker 8:
[47:57] And they have to like dig more, like get it to stick with you.
Speaker 7:
[48:00] Yeah. So yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 8:
[48:02] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[48:02] But I, you know, that's nasty.
Speaker 8:
[48:04] I'm cool with black and white. Like I'm just I have an appointment at the end of April. I'm going to do like pretty much as much as I can in this area for one day.
Speaker 7:
[48:13] You should do like one elbow. I can't even show you. Put your put your put your your both your arms like like your now put yeah, but then connect your arms via the elbow. No, the way you had them. Are you trying to get like no, no, no, make them touch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm getting it. All right. Do you do it?
Speaker 9:
[48:29] I've never seen anyone be able to do that.
Speaker 7:
[48:32] All right. Now, right there, you get one elbow tattooed as a ball. The other tattooed as a different ball. And then you got two half dicks on each forearm. And then when you put them together, boom, cock tattoo. Is that tough?
Speaker 9:
[48:46] That's kind of hard.
Speaker 7:
[48:47] No, I wasn't trying to make you squeeze your titties.
Speaker 9:
[48:49] I did, though. You know what? I saw somebody, they had like a cheese stick here and here. And then they had, like, when it's closed, it looks like a cheese stick, and you open it up and it's the mozzarella. That's kind of hard. That's kind of hard.
Speaker 8:
[49:04] I know a lot of people just get, like, the spider web around the elbow.
Speaker 7:
[49:07] Yeah. I've heard elbow tattoos are the worst thing ever.
Speaker 8:
[49:11] It's hard to get the ink to stick to this part of your elbow.
Speaker 7:
[49:14] There's not a whole lot of skin there. There's no fat at all, obviously. Yeah. Yeah, that's... I like my... I think my favorite tattoo is personally the cat asshole in the belly button.
Speaker 8:
[49:30] I've seen a monkey one, too, like a monkey asshole.
Speaker 7:
[49:34] A monkey asshole?
Speaker 8:
[49:36] Yeah, it was like a monkey butthole on the...
Speaker 7:
[49:37] A lot of people pay good money to see those at the zoo, so you could probably open up for business, open up shop. I like how we've been going, by the way. I'm gambling. I think I've seen my OBS.
Speaker 9:
[49:50] I'm really mad that you're getting to gamble on the podcast.
Speaker 7:
[49:53] Well, I'm down. I'm actually... I'm climbing my way back up. We've kind of... Lowkey, since this sexy turkey in Sasquatch showed up, we've kind of been running this dealer's pockets.
Speaker 9:
[50:01] Yeah, they changed the cards.
Speaker 7:
[50:03] Yeah, they really... The vibe got a lot better. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9:
[50:07] We're having a standing moment, apparently.
Speaker 7:
[50:10] All right, what can we talk about for 12 minutes? What's exciting today, gentlemen? What's in the news? What are you doing right now?
Speaker 9:
[50:18] McNasty, you want to talk about your song? At all? No, he just wants to break off.
Speaker 7:
[50:27] Are you just trying to get like funny Twitter gifs going or something? What are you doing right now?
Speaker 8:
[50:34] I don't know, I'm tired of sitting down.
Speaker 9:
[50:37] Wow.
Speaker 7:
[50:38] You are actually just like violently ADHD, huh? You are autistic as fuck. I will say though, you're ADHD, this is the first time I think it's ever made you stand up to be an activity. Usually it just makes you like stare out the window and look at a tree mid-podcast. Did the viewers ever hear about that? Did we include that in the podcast, by the way? Or was that out?
Speaker 9:
[50:58] I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[50:59] Because I remember Swagger genuinely yelling at you. Were you... Or was that soup they yelled at you? I think that was soup they yelled at you.
Speaker 9:
[51:05] No, it was before Swagger, I think.
Speaker 7:
[51:07] Yeah, I think it was soup then. I can't remember.
Speaker 9:
[51:08] Because it was a nasty zone place.
Speaker 7:
[51:11] One of... The best goon at either point yelled at him. I can't remember if it was Super Swaggs. What are you doing right now, dude?
Speaker 8:
[51:20] Standing podcast.
Speaker 7:
[51:23] Do you have a standing desk?
Speaker 8:
[51:24] No.
Speaker 7:
[51:25] Are you really out of that many... You have nothing interesting to talk about. You'd rather just walk around, us looking at you dance?
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Speaker 11:
[52:06] K-pop demon hunters Saja Boy's Breakfast Meal and Huntrix Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi? It's not a battle.
Speaker 4:
[52:16] So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.
Speaker 14:
[52:20] It is an honor to share.
Speaker 11:
[52:21] No, it's our honor.
Speaker 4:
[52:23] It is our larger honor.
Speaker 1:
[52:25] No, really, stop.
Speaker 11:
[52:27] You can really feel the respect in this battle. Pick a meal to pick a side.
Speaker 6:
[52:34] I participate in McDonald's while supplies last.
Speaker 7:
[52:37] I'm not even going to try to come up with a topic then. I'm just going to let him dance. I'm not even going to try to come up with someone for us to talk about.
Speaker 8:
[52:44] You know, soup was soup is yelling at me. Why was he yelling at me?
Speaker 9:
[52:48] That's insane.
Speaker 7:
[52:48] Well, that depends on the day.
Speaker 9:
[52:50] That's ironic as fuck. He was too ADHD to hear about the ADHD story.
Speaker 7:
[52:57] I was wondering if we left that in when you when you were staring at the tree, did that make it in the podcast? Pretty sure they did. I I couldn't remember if we took it out because it made it seem like everyone was mad at each other. But in reality, we just always talk to each other that way.
Speaker 9:
[53:12] Or we actually are always mad at each other.
Speaker 7:
[53:14] Yeah, that's the secret to the Goons. We all actually hate each other. And there is low key beef all the time. Oh, I'm actually going to fucking watch soup play tomorrow. I guess I didn't talk about that.
Speaker 8:
[53:23] Oh, yeah, he's he's doing a couple of candidates.
Speaker 7:
[53:26] Yeah, he's in Toronto. So I was supposed to go see him in in Ham Sack, Michigan, like last time. Ham Sack. I was supposed to go with Smitty and Manny. And both of them ended up going. But I had we had our opening day for for hockey. So I had to go to that. So I didn't get to see him there. And then I just happened to be going to Toronto this weekend. And yeah, he's playing. He's playing tomorrow. So I'm going to day early. I'm so I'm so stoked, dude. I love watching them play live. They were so fucking the audience was so hype and everyone was so into it. And everyone knew all the songs. It's just it's so it's so fucking sick. I love that shit.
Speaker 8:
[54:03] I'm going to have a pretty good venue in Toronto, right? I can't remember if I've been to a fucking brewery with like 10 by 10 room to stand in.
Speaker 7:
[54:12] I'm not even on where are they playing in Toronto? Because there's a few really, really cool venues that would be around the size that he would play in. I'm not sure which one he's in, though. Toronto does have some sick fucking venues, though.
Speaker 8:
[54:29] I would imagine Toronto is a pretty big city, isn't it?
Speaker 7:
[54:32] Yeah. Have you been to Toronto? Oh, they're at Horseshoe Tavern. No way.
Speaker 12:
[54:36] I have a shot.
Speaker 8:
[54:38] What?
Speaker 9:
[54:38] That's a fucking tick.
Speaker 8:
[54:40] Well, that's not good.
Speaker 9:
[54:40] Get the fuck off me, bitch.
Speaker 8:
[54:42] There's a tick on your, on your pinegare?
Speaker 7:
[54:46] Dude just got lemon disease.
Speaker 8:
[54:49] Oh, he's going to get lime. He's not going to be able to eat meat.
Speaker 7:
[54:53] Dude, do not be able to eat. That'd actually be his 9-11. Wait, take a picture of the tic before you try to fucking mangle it.
Speaker 9:
[54:59] No, it was too small, dude. OK, because I don't think it's a Lone Star.
Speaker 7:
[55:04] Because I know some tics can, some tics can't, and I don't know enough to get them identified. So I give them to people who can't identify.
Speaker 8:
[55:10] Where was it at? Like on your arm or something?
Speaker 9:
[55:12] It was on my leg. I found a tic attached to my fucking sack the other day.
Speaker 7:
[55:16] What? What are you doing lately?
Speaker 8:
[55:18] I moved out into the woods. You have a dog.
Speaker 9:
[55:22] Well, she's treated. But like I moved down to the woods and they are like fucking everywhere.
Speaker 7:
[55:26] Oh, yeah. That's crazy, because I'm like in the woods as well. And I've had I've had more tics in the suburbs.
Speaker 8:
[55:35] Mark, have you ever looked into the conspiracy, I guess, about tics and Lyme disease?
Speaker 7:
[55:42] I can't take you seriously. Why are you just like looking down at me, swaying back and forth like a character selection screen? No, I haven't looked into that at all. I try to avoid going too deep into conspiracies on that channel.
Speaker 8:
[55:57] Yeah, apparently tics with Lyme disease were actually like a bio weapon that CIA had like created to send out to fucking whatever a long time ago, and they made their way to the US and now they run rampant. So tics originally weren't supposed to give you Lyme disease.
Speaker 7:
[56:11] Interesting.
Speaker 9:
[56:12] I might need you guys to check my asshole after the podcast for me.
Speaker 7:
[56:16] Yeah, if you spread it, we'll check.
Speaker 9:
[56:18] Can you look at my taint and check me?
Speaker 7:
[56:20] Yeah, absolutely. You actually had one on your balls. I've had two tics ever.
Speaker 9:
[56:24] I found one on. I have found. So I've lived there for like a few months, and I have found this is the third tic I have found on me.
Speaker 7:
[56:31] That's crazy. One of them is here. You're not even at that house right now, aren't you? Your old house?
Speaker 9:
[56:36] Yeah. So I guess bro just like came here with me. Yeah. You know what's fucking weird? Alpha Gal syndrome. Have you heard of that or disease?
Speaker 8:
[56:46] What is that? Oh yeah, that's the red meat thing.
Speaker 7:
[56:48] Is that like opposite of Down syndrome?
Speaker 8:
[56:50] No, that's the red meat thing.
Speaker 9:
[56:51] You get up.
Speaker 8:
[56:51] You can't eat red meat anymore.
Speaker 9:
[56:53] If a Lone Star Tip bites you, it can give you an allergy to red meat.
Speaker 7:
[56:57] Yeah.
Speaker 9:
[56:58] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[56:58] I thought that was weird. Or is that included in Lyme disease? Like, does it come in a package deal?
Speaker 9:
[57:04] No, I don't think it's it. One of them is DLC. They don't come together.
Speaker 7:
[57:07] Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah, that's I would legitimately kill myself. Yeah, no, that was literally. Yeah, I that is my literally the one food on earth. I don't think I could go without is red meat.
Speaker 8:
[57:20] Like the one general actually kill yourself, like you wake up tomorrow. No more beef. Would you actually like blow your brains out? Or would you just say I'm just a chicken now? Chicken and fish.
Speaker 7:
[57:28] I would probably give it like a day six months. I know I'd give it. I'd give it a fair state like, well, red meat is like pork is red meat, too. Is it not?
Speaker 9:
[57:40] That's a good question.
Speaker 7:
[57:41] Like, does pork fall under the red meat category? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'm not sure what like the actual care. Well, I mean, more so mean like in this term, like medically speaking, like does pork count in terms of you will be allergic to that as well? Or is it just straight beef?
Speaker 9:
[57:57] It is considered red meat. But let me see if it's like.
Speaker 7:
[58:00] No, I just more so mean for the actual like disease, not like our arbitrary, you know, categories.
Speaker 9:
[58:11] It's a serious, often delayed allergic reaction to sugar molecules found in pork and other mammalian.
Speaker 14:
[58:17] Oh, my God.
Speaker 9:
[58:19] Oh, what the fuck happened? I forgot there was a what the happened?
Speaker 8:
[58:27] Perfumes fell.
Speaker 9:
[58:30] Disappear.
Speaker 7:
[58:31] He's like, oh, it's like he just found a tick on himself and freaked out. Dude, you sounded like you just fell down stairs, holding every single glass jar made in the last 12 decades.
Speaker 8:
[58:47] Yeah, there's like a fucking I have a little drawer dresser thing with a bunch of random ones sitting. I didn't see it when I sat down and knocked into it.
Speaker 7:
[58:55] Are they all okay?
Speaker 8:
[58:57] Oh, yeah. I see a bunch of caps full of them.
Speaker 7:
[59:02] That was so wild.
Speaker 9:
[59:03] It lasted so long. It just kept going. I love that.
Speaker 7:
[59:10] I was looking at gambling, so I wasn't even looking at you. And then I looked over and you were gone.
Speaker 9:
[59:15] Right. I'm Googling like diseases from ticks, and you're just gone. Oopsie.
Speaker 7:
[59:22] Dude, sorry, can you enlighten us?
Speaker 9:
[59:24] What?
Speaker 7:
[59:26] It's pork and beef.
Speaker 9:
[59:27] Yeah, it's pork is a part of that category for disease.
Speaker 7:
[59:33] OK, then, yeah, no, I kill myself. I don't even give it. I don't even give it this. Yeah, exactly. 100 percent. I eat female bacon. That is my autism meal.
Speaker 8:
[59:43] Like every every guy goes on the macros on those are fucking insane.
Speaker 7:
[59:47] Dude, they're nuts. Every guy that goes on a fitness journey eventually finds the autism meal. And it's one meal where no matter how many times you've had it, you always crave it. Like I could eat it three times a day. I think I'd be satisfied. You always want it. You never change anything about how you cook it or anything. You just eat it every day because you love it.
Speaker 8:
[60:06] You just fry it up like bacon just right on the pan.
Speaker 7:
[60:08] So I literally, here's my morning routine here. All right. I get it. Get the butter, warm room, got to be room temp butter because if it's cold, it doesn't spread around the pan as well right off rip. See room temp, one tablespoon of butter or teaspoon of butter, I should say, a tablespoon would probably be a little hefty. One teaspoon of butter, put in the pan, swish it around a little bit, and then boom, egg goes in first. A little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper on the egg. Cool, then boom, yep, three slices of female bacon in the pan, just with the egg, no oil, just the butter. And then flip those over, usually once they start to look a little crispy. I like the edges getting a little crispy because it's got the corn meal. It's a good vibe. And then I don't like a crazy runny egg, but I also don't like, you know, when it gets all gross and like powdered, like it looks like yellow cocaine when people overcook the fuck out of eggs. So I literally just take one of the hot pieces of P-Mail and I put it over the like yolk. And it essentially like steams the yolk a little bit. Yeah. It like cooks it just a little bit. So it steams it essentially. So it's like gooey without being gross. And then I put that on an everything bagel with Chipotle Mayo and it's want to see like 590 calories, including the butter, and 40 something grams protein and a good amount of carbs too. So that's better than mine.
Speaker 9:
[61:36] My autism meal is frozen chicken on bread.
Speaker 7:
[61:39] Yeah, I would legit kill myself if I eat like you do. I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 9:
[61:43] So actually bring on the Alpha Gal. I'll be okay.
Speaker 7:
[61:46] Yeah, dude, I legit could not eat like that. I would blow my head off.
Speaker 8:
[61:50] You know what my autism snack is lately? Is Greek yogurt, vanilla zero sugar Greek yogurt, like one serving, and then put a scoop of skippy rice protein in there, adds 25 grams of protein for 150 calories. And then also two tablespoons of PB2. And then you mix it up. Hello fucking protein. Like it tastes amazing.
Speaker 9:
[62:12] You're a grifter, buddy.
Speaker 8:
[62:13] I know. I'm happy to be a protein grifter.
Speaker 9:
[62:15] He used to shit on me for my powdered peanut butter.
Speaker 8:
[62:18] And guess what? Back then I was fat as fuck, and now I'm skinny, perfectly skinny.
Speaker 7:
[62:23] I still use regular peanut butter. I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 8:
[62:26] I don't mind PB2. If I eat PB2, if I just put it on a piece of bread, it's a little rough because you could really taste the blandness.
Speaker 7:
[62:35] You taste the two.
Speaker 8:
[62:36] Yeah. But when you mix it with the skippy rice protein shit, that has enough sweetness in it where it kind of cancels out the bland peanutty flavor.
Speaker 9:
[62:45] I'll have phases where I have to have just a straight GIF, and that's it. And then sometimes I go, no, I could just, it's fine. It's PB2, put a powder shit in there.
Speaker 7:
[62:56] Yeah. You know what? I stopped eating. I don't think there's a single protein snack I eat anymore, or protein supplement or anything that I take anymore. I feel like I get it all from meat now. I try to anyway.
Speaker 9:
[63:13] Yeah. If you can, that's the best way. Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[63:17] I feel like I just got like...
Speaker 8:
[63:18] There's nothing wrong with whey protein. It's all the amino acids. Like you're...
Speaker 9:
[63:21] Oh, no.
Speaker 7:
[63:22] There's nothing wrong with any sort of protein. Like I think the protein craze of putting it in unnecessary things is a little fucking stupid. Like Tim Hortons has protein iced coffee. Bro, nobody's doing that at Tim Hortons. Like, what are we doing?
Speaker 9:
[63:36] Where's my protein in here?
Speaker 7:
[63:37] What the fuck is the point? What are we doing?
Speaker 8:
[63:40] The protein craze right now, it reminds me of the keto craze. Like when keto started getting super popular, everything had a keto version. And now it's like everything's protein version. Protein pop tarts, like...
Speaker 7:
[63:50] Yeah. Well, shit like that is good, because especially if you're in a rush, it makes you feel a little more satiated, like you're having a treat, even if you're not. Which stuff like that I get, but there's just certain things that like, why do I need protein popcorn, bro? Popcorn is just a simple carb. Let me just have my simple carb. It's like no fucking calories. Protein popcorn in a caloric density sense is worse for you than regular popcorn, as long as you don't pop it in butter and oil and shit. But like, regular popcorn. Yeah, it's like no fucking calories, huge amounts of volume. Why would you add protein to that? It just becomes now calorically dense, and you could just eat anything else that would probably taste better. Yeah, it makes no sense. I do like that it means that being healthy is becoming meta. There's kind of a huge push for health and fitness, which is awesome. But yeah, I think some things just need to not be protein.
Speaker 8:
[64:50] I think my favorite thing is trying to... I like when they come out with a protein version of something that I already ate in the past, and it tastes good, like the Quest chips I used to eat chips.
Speaker 7:
[65:01] Yeah, stuff like that's awesome, because you can still eat chips. Exactly, you still feel like you're eating chips, and it still feels good. But it actually makes sense over chips, because it's calorically far less dense, and the calories you are getting are, at least from a pretty good macronutrient. Yeah, protein like fucking coffee shit from Tim Hortons, or like Starbucks, where it's like $14 now too, because they put the whey protein in it, and it's like 400 calories. Like, dog, what are we doing? Like, what is this?
Speaker 8:
[65:34] Yeah, if you're just taking an already existing item, and just adding a bunch of calories through protein, kind of like to piece purpose.
Speaker 7:
[65:41] Yeah, it doesn't make it better. Yeah, it doesn't make it better.
Speaker 8:
[65:42] It's like, I want an item where you're removing calories via something and replacing it with protein. So like, it's staying a little calorie, but I'm also getting all the extra protein.
Speaker 7:
[65:49] Yeah, like maybe the fat is less, because you know, whatever, or the carbs, because they cut out sugar and start using aspartame or something. Like then it makes sense. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of the phases of all time.
Speaker 8:
[66:03] Yeah. Well, it's been about an hour and three minutes.
Speaker 7:
[66:08] Okay, what a transition. Yeah, okay. I'm looking at it for you.
Speaker 8:
[66:14] You said you got shit to do, so.
Speaker 7:
[66:15] No, I do. Hold on. All right.
Speaker 8:
[66:16] Hold on.
Speaker 7:
[66:16] Let me go play. Let me go put the go all in on one more hand after this one. Okay. Again. All right. We got an 18. This is not bad. Can I just walk away from this hand? I'll play it out. I'll play it out. We're good. Oh, you want to do you want to you want to commentate on my on my on my endeavors so that the audio listeners have something.
Speaker 9:
[66:40] I got it.
Speaker 7:
[66:40] Okay.
Speaker 9:
[66:41] So he's got the rat has an ace and a seven. So eight or 18 and the dealer is showing a six. So what Blark didn't do what he was supposed to do was double down because he's a dumbass because dealers showing a six. But we'll see if he oh he showed a four. The dealer had an 18 and we won anyway.
Speaker 7:
[66:58] We're good.
Speaker 9:
[66:59] So he pushed.
Speaker 7:
[67:00] We know I won at 19, didn't I? Oh no, we did push. Fuck my big chunk of sass.
Speaker 9:
[67:05] Yeah, fuck your ass.
Speaker 7:
[67:06] We're going to go all in. Oh dude, this sass watch definitely wants to fuck me. I left and it's leaving with me.
Speaker 9:
[67:11] Yeah, it wants to fuck your big butt.
Speaker 15:
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Speaker 7:
[67:44] it. Dude, I don't know if you're built like that sass watch, but...
Speaker 8:
[67:49] Demon Eye in 9-11.
Speaker 9:
[67:52] Are you all inning on this?
Speaker 7:
[67:53] Yeah, we're going to go all in on the burgers here. The turkeys are the lowest. The turkeys here.
Speaker 9:
[67:57] Turkey pit boss for the Spotify listeners.
Speaker 7:
[68:00] Turkey pit boss?
Speaker 8:
[68:02] It sounds like a fucking sandwich at a barbecue, local barbecue place.
Speaker 9:
[68:08] Okay, Blarg has...
Speaker 7:
[68:09] Dude, my guy's so nonchalant, he doesn't even give a fuck. He's stretching.
Speaker 9:
[68:11] Blarg has a 12.
Speaker 7:
[68:12] That's bad.
Speaker 9:
[68:13] He has a 4 and an 8. The dealer has an 8. So Blarg's going to hit this. Blarg has a 19. He was dealt a 7.
Speaker 7:
[68:21] We're going to double.
Speaker 9:
[68:23] He should have doubled, but he's a pussy as before. And the dealer got an 18. So he just made 30 grand. And now he's going to max bet the table.
Speaker 7:
[68:32] What's the max bet on this table?
Speaker 9:
[68:33] 50 Gs, I think.
Speaker 7:
[68:35] I like that you know max bet on Grand Theft Auto table.
Speaker 8:
[68:38] We've done like two sessions.
Speaker 9:
[68:39] I might have a problem.
Speaker 7:
[68:41] Are you good, bro?
Speaker 9:
[68:42] Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 8:
[68:43] I can see your lips moving through that mask a little bit.
Speaker 7:
[68:46] 50,000 being... Is the mask moving or can you... Oh, you just see them moving through the slit.
Speaker 9:
[68:51] That's really weird, yeah.
Speaker 7:
[68:52] You're looking at dude's little slit. All right, we got a 10. We're so up.
Speaker 9:
[68:57] Okay, well, maybe.
Speaker 7:
[68:59] Oh, you're so down. my big, chungus ass.
Speaker 9:
[69:00] He has a 12. He has a 12 again. Elias has a 4. You're gonna wave this one off.
Speaker 7:
[69:06] I wish I could double this. I wish I could double this. Yeah, we're gonna wave it. She's gonna bust on a 4, and I'm gonna have a lot of money. That turkey's getting really close to her.
Speaker 9:
[69:16] You better not bust.
Speaker 7:
[69:17] Did you say you bust on a 4? Like you mean out of 10, right? 515. 19.
Speaker 9:
[69:25] The dealer had a lot of money.
Speaker 7:
[69:26] We're killing ourselves. Oh, all right.
Speaker 9:
[69:27] Now Blark's gonna kill himself.
Speaker 7:
[69:29] All right. Well, thanks for the podcast.
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[69:41] No, he's not here today. He doesn't get it. Fuck Crusaderade. Fuck Crusaderade. All my homies hate Crusaderade for today only.
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[69:54] I'm sorry. I'm doing the entire story of GTA V.
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[70:04] Michael started pointing a gun at woman.
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[70:29] Goodbye.
Speaker 7:
[70:29] What?