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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Kids really do say the damnedest things, and you're about to discover that firsthand with a little sample of our maximum fun bonus content here on Taz.

Speaker 2:
[00:09] In the past, we've brought you the Charlieverse, where one child has dreamed up a twisted mindscape for us to adventure in. And this time, we thought, what if we did approximately 500% as much sort of kid energy, chaos kid energy?

Speaker 1:
[00:25] So it's five out of our six kids, and I also realized a lot of the things we were going for was wild, so I incorporated a realizing things mechanic, where you could roll to realize things.

Speaker 2:
[00:38] That changes this and all games, all role playing games.

Speaker 1:
[00:41] It's an incredible mechanic.

Speaker 3:
[00:43] In all of existence, it's all different now.

Speaker 1:
[00:46] Here's a quick clip. You enter into an aquarium. You are underwater, but you can breathe. Don't worry about that. What you should worry about is the large angry whale with a name tag that says Lobstein, who is surrounded by hungry-looking poisonous lobsters.

Speaker 2:
[01:04] This is a whale named Lobstein, surrounded by hungry-looking poisonous lobsters.

Speaker 1:
[01:08] Correct. But the whale is named Lobstein. Yes.

Speaker 2:
[01:13] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:13] Okay, interesting. I want to realize that I can bond psychically with the whale and talk to it.

Speaker 2:
[01:21] I read the rule book. That's part of it.

Speaker 1:
[01:23] 19 plus 423. So with a 19 plus 423, you realize like whatever, something about you having a slot in the top of your head that shoots out coins and Lobstein having a blowhole on top of his head.

Speaker 2:
[01:39] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[01:39] Like you guys are connecting in a way that is deeper than words.

Speaker 3:
[01:44] Oh, my friend, we're trying to get to Gleemaw. What?

Speaker 1:
[01:46] Can you help us out? Who said that? We're trying to get to Gleemaw.

Speaker 3:
[01:49] Can you help us out?

Speaker 1:
[01:50] I'm in your mind, aren't I?

Speaker 3:
[01:53] Hey, over here.

Speaker 2:
[01:55] What? Near your left ear.

Speaker 1:
[01:58] I'm trying to get to Gleemaw. Look up here. No. I'm a person, aren't I? I'm my job to protect the door. I gotta stop you. No, no, no.

Speaker 2:
[02:08] Blow hole to blow hole.

Speaker 1:
[02:09] Just let us through. I don't go blow hole to blow hole on a first date.

Speaker 3:
[02:14] And this is the plot of the fourth Avatar movie, by the way.

Speaker 2:
[02:17] Can we hear this or is this only a psychic link?

Speaker 1:
[02:21] This is only a psychic bond.

Speaker 2:
[02:23] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[02:23] Griffin, give me a role to avoid things.

Speaker 2:
[02:26] Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1:
[02:26] Because you didn't shower. Did they see me just staring at this whale full as intensely as possible?

Speaker 2:
[02:33] Okay, six plus four, ten.

Speaker 1:
[02:39] The hungry poisonous lobsters, since you didn't wash off your poop door experience.

Speaker 2:
[02:46] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[02:46] They notice you right away, and they're looking at you so hungrily and so poisonously.

Speaker 2:
[02:53] Yeah, they're hungry and they know that I smell. If anything, I would think that I would be protected because of the bad smell.

Speaker 1:
[03:04] Make a realizing things role.

Speaker 2:
[03:05] I'm just going to realize these are nasty, filthy. Twelve plus zero, twelve.

Speaker 1:
[03:11] They are hungry for stink. The Snorlax's British Biscuits.

Speaker 2:
[03:18] Oh, we forgot to bring the Snorlax's British Biscuits, you guys. Is it too late to go back?

Speaker 1:
[03:23] No, you can go back.

Speaker 3:
[03:24] No, no, no, no, you don't have to. I just realized I had picked them up and put them in my pocket.

Speaker 2:
[03:29] That's his realization.

Speaker 1:
[03:30] You got to roll.

Speaker 3:
[03:31] I know.

Speaker 1:
[03:32] I know.

Speaker 3:
[03:32] I'm rolling. I rolled a 17.

Speaker 1:
[03:38] Yeah, you've got them in your pocket.

Speaker 3:
[03:39] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:40] Yeah, you almost forgot that you brought them along with you.

Speaker 3:
[03:44] In case we get a little knackered later.

Speaker 1:
[03:46] Hey, just saying, there's something really amazing about this system.

Speaker 2:
[03:50] It's the realized score that's really-

Speaker 1:
[03:52] The realizing thing is really powerful. It feels like the bit in Bill and Ted, they're just like, we just got to remember to go back and do this later.

Speaker 2:
[03:59] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[04:02] So if you want to hear the whole thing or any of the other Boko, like the first three Charlieverse episodes, you can go to maximumfun.org/join. And thank you for supporting Taz.

Speaker 1:
[04:18] Sorry, my dad's never said that or any URL before.

Speaker 2:
[04:21] He's never said- that's why he said Org- and I do want to be clear-

Speaker 3:
[04:24] That's why he said Org.

Speaker 2:
[04:25] Regular Org.

Speaker 3:
[04:26] Org-da.

Speaker 2:
[04:27] Regular maximumfun.org.

Speaker 1:
[04:29] No, the doctor, you have to save the planet of the Org-degu-dus. They're sentient race, doctor.

Speaker 2:
[04:35] Please.

Speaker 1:
[04:35] But thank you.

Speaker 2:
[04:37] We'll rag on our dad later when we're not asking you to help support us. But thank you.

Speaker 3:
[04:43] maximumfun.org/join.