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Speaker 1:
[00:00] I should have tested it today, my rosacea. I'm having rosacea.

Speaker 2:
[00:04] It's because-

Speaker 1:
[00:05] It's just caffeine, nerves, and I know I get it on this podcast, but I have to do this big summit for this company coming up soon. I don't want to say the company because it's private, or maybe I'll post about it, but it's more internal, and I'm going to be speaking for hundreds and hundreds of people.

Speaker 2:
[00:22] Oh, wow, that's literally my nightmare every night. If I do have a nightmare, and I like, it's that, yeah, yeah, for sure. And it's not only that, it's everybody just like, laughing or pointing.

Speaker 1:
[00:36] Yeah, it's just having that responsibility and that much attention. And I did speech like in college, in high school.

Speaker 2:
[00:42] Are you talking about just like social media?

Speaker 1:
[00:43] But it's just, even when I was filming, like myself doing these like videos that are going to be on the virtual stream for this conference, I would start getting rosacea. I'm like, God, I can't even film myself right now.

Speaker 2:
[00:54] Why don't you like put a little bit of makeup or something?

Speaker 1:
[00:57] Well, then I learned that there's this dermatology, like a cream that you can get, but it's too late for me to get the cream because the event's coming up. But I learned Afrin, if you put Afrin in CeraVe PM, if you mix those two together, apparently that's the thing they prescribe you from the dermatologist. So I bought both, I'm going to test it. And I saw people-

Speaker 2:
[01:18] Be careful, it's your face.

Speaker 1:
[01:19] I know, that's what I'm-

Speaker 3:
[01:20] He has a flare-up.

Speaker 4:
[01:21] That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:
[01:22] But this, yeah, I could have had a terrible flare-up in front of these hundreds of people, but I was like, I should have done it during recording.

Speaker 2:
[01:28] Got it.

Speaker 1:
[01:29] So I could like test it.

Speaker 2:
[01:31] Damn it, yeah. But you know what? They do sell this shit, this girl gave it to me once. I only used it a couple of times, but it might be too much because it's a large portion of your face. It's like this green thing because when you mix green with red, it turns it into your skin color. Yes. It's like the mixture of the two colors. So why don't you try that and see if that works? I forget what it's called. I think it's like a manipulator or something. Oh, correction. Red correction.

Speaker 1:
[01:57] Because AI was telling me when I was filming my video, they were like, I was just like, I'm having terrible rosacea. I was just curious what it would tell me. And it said like, if you also get good green lighting, it can help reduce the redness in the face. So yeah.

Speaker 2:
[02:11] Well, good thing we have green lighting today on this episode.

Speaker 1:
[02:14] That green light, I want it.

Speaker 2:
[02:17] I miss her. I miss her. She just put on an album. I completely forgot about that.

Speaker 1:
[02:21] Boy, she's been around.

Speaker 2:
[02:23] I know. I know.

Speaker 1:
[02:23] I know. Let's go stick with the club hits. Well, even though it was kind of clubby, I don't know. How are you Heath?

Speaker 3:
[02:29] I'm doing great. How are you guys doing?

Speaker 2:
[02:30] Good.

Speaker 1:
[02:31] Good.

Speaker 2:
[02:32] Yes, I am exactly what the thumbnail says. It's creeping up on me. I know you're sober Heath, so we don't expect that from you, but maybe you could have like a couple of energy drinks or something, you know, try to get on our-

Speaker 3:
[02:46] Oh, I'm hopped up baby. Don't you worry.

Speaker 2:
[02:47] Good, good, good. But Matt, I saw Matt, Matt did like a-

Speaker 1:
[02:51] I did like half, oh no, I did full of a two milligram gummy and then I did like half of a five milligram gummy. So I'm like-

Speaker 2:
[03:00] I liked, and that's why I like you, Matt. You are a risk taker. A little bit.

Speaker 1:
[03:04] I gotta get the people what they want.

Speaker 4:
[03:06] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:07] I don't think I will ever be as high as that one episode.

Speaker 1:
[03:11] Oh.

Speaker 2:
[03:11] I was gone.

Speaker 1:
[03:13] Our first one.

Speaker 4:
[03:14] Yeah, I was gone.

Speaker 3:
[03:16] The fact that I was laughing about an Xbox controller shape for like 30 minutes straight.

Speaker 2:
[03:21] Oh, Buki, I think that was a sober episode. Cause that shit was hilarious. We were-

Speaker 3:
[03:27] It was really funny.

Speaker 4:
[03:29] No, no, no, you're right.

Speaker 2:
[03:30] I think it was like a bonus high episode.

Speaker 4:
[03:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:34] Can we pause for just one second? Yeah. Your sound is not-

Speaker 2:
[03:38] Yeah, you don't sound the clearest.

Speaker 3:
[03:40] Oh, hold on.

Speaker 2:
[03:43] Now you sound a little better.

Speaker 3:
[03:44] Now we're in, now we're in. There we go.

Speaker 2:
[03:45] There we go. And this is the real stuff that we like to show.

Speaker 1:
[03:49] Are we showing this?

Speaker 5:
[03:50] No, I'm gonna knock this out.

Speaker 2:
[03:52] Honestly, Matt, maybe by the time we're 60, we might just, cause we're gonna need to take some time. We're gonna be tired.

Speaker 1:
[03:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:59] You know, like I can't talk for an hour and a half on a podcast every week when I'm 60.

Speaker 1:
[04:04] Who knows, but we could be just like old and like deranged.

Speaker 3:
[04:06] Oh no, we're gonna want to be doing like five hour episodes.

Speaker 2:
[04:09] Oh really?

Speaker 3:
[04:10] We're just gonna want to hear something. Just, you know how old people get, they just want to start talking. They want somebody to listen.

Speaker 1:
[04:16] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:17] And you know what? We will be a lot, like a lot more bored.

Speaker 1:
[04:20] Stay with us. Yes. Stay with us.

Speaker 2:
[04:23] Stay as long as you possibly can, because it would be really, honestly, just kind of fun for you guys to watch from the first episode to the 4,000th episode.

Speaker 1:
[04:33] Who are the oldest people out there that have like a podcast? There have to be some old dude podcasts, but like how old does it go? Does someone who's, is someone like?

Speaker 2:
[04:42] I feel like if they're old, they're really like, they're a host of something. They're really, really well spoken. They're a talk show host, but I don't think like just a normal old dude, except for Mariah's uncle when he-

Speaker 1:
[04:54] But Jared just pulled this up, Ida Schuster, who started her podcast at the age of 101.

Speaker 3:
[05:00] That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[05:01] Wow.

Speaker 3:
[05:03] Yo, but I would tune in. She's got some stuff to talk about.

Speaker 1:
[05:07] But you gotta put that like in two times speed. I don't know how with it she is, but yeah.

Speaker 2:
[05:12] How are you feeling?

Speaker 1:
[05:13] I mean, I'm good. I'm suited. I'm comfortable. I mean, I took the gummies. You were a little late today.

Speaker 2:
[05:18] I know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:
[05:19] So the gummies have fully hit me. So, but I'm good. I got a lot to talk about. We've got a lot to cover, so let's just hop into it.

Speaker 2:
[05:25] I wish I was like Matt when I was high or when I'm high. When I'm high, I'm just like, oh, panic. Oh shit, the world is ending. I am literally spiraling into an impending fucking dark, dark hole.

Speaker 1:
[05:38] This is actually my favorite place to be high too.

Speaker 2:
[05:41] That's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[05:42] Because I think that the audience kind of likes it.

Speaker 2:
[05:47] I mean, I just get like more stupid than I already am. You know, I'm just like, my brain like works half the time and now it's just like 10%. Again, that's what I'm going to bring to this episode, 10%.

Speaker 5:
[05:57] Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2:
[05:58] You know what I mean? But like, I'm trying 100.

Speaker 1:
[06:02] Zane at the end is going to be like, here.

Speaker 2:
[06:04] I'm already like that sober when I do these episodes. I sink more and more throughout the episode.

Speaker 1:
[06:10] But have you ever seen when Richard Dreyfuss was on Bill Maher's podcast? He like got Richard Dreyfuss like a little drunk and like someone does like a compilation of him throughout the interview. And at the end, dude, Richard Dreyfuss is like a blood. Like, look, that's how low in this episode he is.

Speaker 2:
[06:25] Oh, dang, I was real.

Speaker 1:
[06:26] Yeah, I even think he may have forgot that he was like really on a podcast and was just having a conversation with Bill Maher. It's just like, he is that low on the ground.

Speaker 2:
[06:34] That's how you know that was a good episode. When you forget that you're being recorded, that's how you know.

Speaker 1:
[06:39] Flows by, but.

Speaker 2:
[06:40] Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[06:42] All right, let's run that intro.

Speaker 2:
[06:43] Okay, okay, Matt.

Speaker 4:
[07:04] I haven't smoked a bong since I was a kid. No, no, I need that bag.

Speaker 3:
[07:12] It's been a long time, huh? Or, Matt, you remember this one, where it would be like this? Where you pull it up out of like the bucket?

Speaker 1:
[07:22] Oh, yeah, the gravity bong.

Speaker 2:
[07:24] Oh, my God, terrible. Did you guys ever do like the wax?

Speaker 3:
[07:29] The dab?

Speaker 1:
[07:30] Oh, my, never again. And you'd be in the shittiest apartment doing that, like on a fucking stove with some, like, cat hair all over you, you got some on your mouth. A friend of a friend of a friend who has some bird they haven't fed in like days. There's like a fish tank with like a whole algae.

Speaker 2:
[07:48] Are you talking about my neighbor?

Speaker 1:
[07:52] If you're doing dabs, that's like where you're fucking at.

Speaker 2:
[07:56] It's crazy that people do that for fun. It literally, it feels like you like, it feels like something doctors used to sedate you for days. Like it's like, it makes no sense how, how people like want to take something that powerful and enjoy it.

Speaker 3:
[08:13] So if you do like that much, can you technically be high for like a couple of days?

Speaker 1:
[08:17] Dude, it's tolerance. Usually people who are doing that are people who are like daily smokers. And so if you're taking five milligrams of THC, that ain't nothing.

Speaker 2:
[08:25] Like it's like, like if I smoked every single day and just every day I'm in a state of panic and I keep smoking every single, does that get better or I will always be?

Speaker 1:
[08:34] There's actually a documentary. You remember Super Size Me, where the guy ate McDonald's every day for 30 days?

Speaker 2:
[08:39] Yeah, but there was a weed involved in that?

Speaker 1:
[08:41] No, Doug Benson, the comedian, you may recognize him from like, I Love the 80s and Best Week Ever on VH1. He did a documentary where he smoked every day for 24 hours for like 30 days to see like what it would be. He even took like the SATs like before and after. It's like a silly stoner documentary.

Speaker 2:
[09:00] Oh, okay. So it was real though. Like he, it was actually...

Speaker 1:
[09:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:04] And he was smoking the whole day?

Speaker 1:
[09:06] Just high on THC from the moment he woke up to when he went to bed.

Speaker 2:
[09:10] Oh my God. Dude, can you, dude, there's people that feel like that's like sober, like feel that like insane anxiety. Like at that point, what is that? Like you're like when you're so fucking super anxious, paranoid, you're functional.

Speaker 1:
[09:24] I know some people who like, you know, work high, like, oh God, hold on, I got to answer an email. I'm like, you're fucking hitting your dad pin. And they're like, no problem. CC on that. Yeah, I'll send the chart over. Let me just update this Google slide.

Speaker 2:
[09:34] You're like, that's insane. It's wild how their brain can still operate.

Speaker 3:
[09:38] I would just be eating nonstop for 24 hours.

Speaker 2:
[09:41] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[09:41] I'm gonna have to eat something.

Speaker 4:
[09:42] Heath, I was thinking the same thing. Matt, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3:
[09:45] Baby, when the munchies call, you gotta pick up.

Speaker 2:
[09:48] My stomach is empty, and I do not do this when my stomach is empty.

Speaker 3:
[09:53] So, Jared, to be honest, we're on the lunch break. I'm kind of hungry, too.

Speaker 2:
[10:01] This lunch break is brought to you by Carl's Jr. You know that this is the perfect partnership because this is our 420 episode, and this is the 420 deal, baby.

Speaker 3:
[10:13] You got to build your own bag, too?

Speaker 2:
[10:14] This is exactly what I was fiending for.

Speaker 3:
[10:17] This could be me building your bag.

Speaker 2:
[10:19] This isn't a mukbang, is it? Because you have to eat a lot of food, right? I got diet coke, obviously, because I'm trying to stay skinny.

Speaker 3:
[10:25] Same.

Speaker 4:
[10:25] Fried onion rings.

Speaker 2:
[10:27] Every time I order all this shit and then I get a diet coke, they judge me for it. Just get a regular, it's like, but diet coke is diet coke. If I drink diet coke, I can have more Carl's Jr. I can have more chicken stars.

Speaker 3:
[10:36] Exactly, you get to save yourself.

Speaker 2:
[10:37] Like, what's wrong with you? That's like, that's literally science.

Speaker 3:
[10:40] It's moments like this where I wish we had the arms.

Speaker 2:
[10:42] I don't need it. I need just one hand to eat. One hand, one mouth, other hand, Mike, who cares? This looks super cute, super fried. Now, let's see if it's super right.

Speaker 4:
[10:50] That's called motherfucking boy.

Speaker 2:
[10:52] I don't know if you know these English words, but they had me like a throwing back. Do you know what that is? A throwing back.

Speaker 4:
[10:58] I read a lot of books.

Speaker 3:
[10:59] When that sandwich give you whiplash, it just hit me. Tony's middle name, Carl.

Speaker 2:
[11:03] Shut up. He's Carl Jr. My son is literally Carl Jr. Your mind, low key, motivates me.

Speaker 3:
[11:09] It'd be like that.

Speaker 2:
[11:10] All right, I want you all to hear this crunch. You know, that's right.

Speaker 3:
[11:16] We should do a lunch break every episode.

Speaker 2:
[11:19] I think people really like this. Who's going to like this? Audio listeners are going to love this.

Speaker 3:
[11:23] Even if they don't, I love it. Sorry.

Speaker 2:
[11:25] This is the size that a burger needs to be. You see this? I want to fit in one hand. I don't need these quadruple stack. This is what I want.

Speaker 3:
[11:32] Give me that good Cali burger.

Speaker 2:
[11:34] And I'll die on that.

Speaker 3:
[11:35] Now, it's hit in every spot.

Speaker 2:
[11:37] Oh my God. This is about to break you up.

Speaker 3:
[11:40] Are you about to put that on burger?

Speaker 2:
[11:41] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[11:42] Carl knew what he was doing. He was cooking with this one.

Speaker 2:
[11:44] I kind of want to meet the founder.

Speaker 3:
[11:45] He was doing it for the people. He was doing it for us.

Speaker 2:
[11:47] Tell me that does not look fricking cute. Yes.

Speaker 3:
[11:50] The breading and crunch on this is out of control.

Speaker 2:
[11:52] A lot of these places, the breading doesn't even like stick. Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[11:59] I will be feeling real good after this.

Speaker 2:
[12:01] I almost forgot Tony existed.

Speaker 3:
[12:02] That's how good it is. Honestly, me too.

Speaker 2:
[12:05] It's because I have one hand right now. So it's really tough. I need just one hand to eat. I want to fit in one hand.

Speaker 3:
[12:09] You got to do the armpit trick. If you have a kid, you start learning little tricks of the trade.

Speaker 4:
[12:15] There you go.

Speaker 3:
[12:16] See?

Speaker 2:
[12:16] You should probably tell them how much this costs.

Speaker 4:
[12:18] Oh, sorry.

Speaker 3:
[12:18] I got you.

Speaker 2:
[12:19] They're going to want to know this deal.

Speaker 3:
[12:20] $4.20 for My Rewards Members on the app. It's available all day.

Speaker 2:
[12:25] Are you holding a blunt? Oh, that's a french fry. I was like, damn, we flipped you quick.

Speaker 3:
[12:28] And if you're a weirdo and you don't have a cell phone, so you can't download the My Rewards app, don't worry. It is available late night, but it's going to be $5.99, which is why you got to use the app. And it's going to be available after $4.20, still for that $5.99 price.

Speaker 2:
[12:41] Nice. And guys, it was not a surprise that these chicken stars landed my, this is part of the deal. You're getting the Cali burger and you're getting chicken stars. It's like a side of fries, but it's not, it's a whole side of protein.

Speaker 3:
[12:53] And there's so many options to choose from for the Build Your Own Bag. You can just go on, customize it, pick and choose whether you want the burger or you want the chicken sandwich. You're going to get some French fries, onion rings, and it's always going to come with the chicken stars, baby.

Speaker 2:
[13:04] That's our lunch break. Thank you so much. And let's get you right back into the episode, baby. I don't think I can even watch TV because I don't even understand what the fuck is on my screen. All I want to do is just eat Oreos and eat desserts and eat ice cream and eat a sweets and then delete everything, delete all my social media that I don't like. So I'll go through my Instagram page and I just start deleting pictures. I'm like, oh wow, that was lame. That was lame. I can't believe I posted that with that caption. I'm going to delete my whole entire profile.

Speaker 1:
[13:33] There is nothing worse than like doing, let me just check out how I look to the world when you're high. Let me just see what people are seeing.

Speaker 4:
[13:41] I do that sober.

Speaker 3:
[13:42] No, I refuse to look in the mirror. Like if I was like, oh, Heath, dude, I literally couldn't go into the bathroom and look myself in the eye. Like I would just head down until you get past the mirror, go around the corner, refuse to look at myself.

Speaker 2:
[13:59] I heard, Heath, like when you're drunk, it's fine, but like I've done it when I was high. And I swear you start seeing something else, even on weed, because weed to me is like acid. It's just like, it's like a hallucinogen. It just works differently in my body.

Speaker 1:
[14:16] Shrooms are the worst to look in the mirror, I think. Cause it's just like-

Speaker 3:
[14:18] I feel like that would break your brain.

Speaker 1:
[14:20] It's not recommended. It's not the worst, or it is the worst actually.

Speaker 2:
[14:25] Yeah, it's not, but I've never, again-

Speaker 1:
[14:26] But then cocaine, you're like.

Speaker 3:
[14:30] Yeah, that's the one thing you do off of a mirror.

Speaker 1:
[14:32] I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3:
[14:34] They like, you want to look at yourself.

Speaker 4:
[14:36] You look thinner after, after you're like-

Speaker 1:
[14:40] Yeah, you do cocaine on a mirror, right?

Speaker 3:
[14:42] Yeah, you're just Christian Bale the whole time.

Speaker 1:
[14:46] Someone on cocaine thought of that. There's so many cocaine rituals that are such a cocaine thought. Oh, we need it on a mirror so we know that we're getting every single bit of it. Oh, we should use a dollar to snort it.

Speaker 2:
[14:59] I don't think a mirror is the best. If you do it on a black, how are you going to?

Speaker 1:
[15:03] Because I think you can really see. Yeah, why is coke done on a mirror? I think it's because you can truly see how much is left.

Speaker 2:
[15:10] I think it's just classier.

Speaker 1:
[15:12] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[15:13] I think because coke is so trashy, they were trying to find a way to make it seem a little bit more classy. What's classy? Is a drink on a tray classy or a drink on a napkin? No, no, no, like a silver platter, you know? It's going to look fancier.

Speaker 1:
[15:29] But they say it's because you don't lose any of it because wood or fabric or other porous surfaces would absorb some of the power. Mirrors don't. Glass table tops don't.

Speaker 3:
[15:39] It doesn't get stuck in the cracks or kind of like, you know, smear in.

Speaker 2:
[15:43] You know what? I like that. But I like my reasoning better. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[15:48] Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[15:49] Mine, mine just like, you should have meant a black mirror.

Speaker 3:
[15:53] I love seeing all of the products on like Instagram or like TikTok that are specifically for that. They have to sell it as something out. They're like, this is the travel sand capture bag, and it's like a pinchable one. It's like not a plastic zip bag, but it's got like a, you know, like a pinch to it so you don't lose it. And then the glasses on the back of the glasses that go behind your ear have like a little scooper. And they're like, so you're like, if you're at the beach and you want your sand out of your bag, you can scoop it from here.

Speaker 2:
[16:23] Yeah, that's crazy. That's so crazy.

Speaker 3:
[16:26] They're good.

Speaker 2:
[16:27] Oh, they should put a scoop on one, and the other end, they put a hole where you can put your joint.

Speaker 3:
[16:31] Very good, Zane.

Speaker 1:
[16:32] And then they're like, oh, don't you love whipped cream? Like, yes. Whipped cream dispensers.

Speaker 2:
[16:37] When's the last time you smoked? When's the last time you hit a joint?

Speaker 1:
[16:41] No. I hit a dab pen last weekend at the Ruel concert.

Speaker 2:
[16:46] Oh, so you do it.

Speaker 1:
[16:47] I probably do it once a weekend.

Speaker 2:
[16:48] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[16:49] But like, yeah, but I can't be too drunk, like in getting high and I do it sometimes where I'm like, oh, that sounds fun.

Speaker 2:
[16:56] Yeah. So I know a lot of people that like to either take gummies, smoke before going to sleep because it helps them fall asleep. I wish I could do that instead of taking like melatonin and all that, because I feel like that kind of like distrust your body. I feel like weed is healthier for you than to take that shit to help you go to sleep. And dude, every time I would like, I would smoke weed before going to bed because I'm like, okay, it's going to work this time. It would feel like, you know, those cement rollers, like the machines where like they drive it to, that's what it felt like my legs were, it felt like my legs were being crushed. Yes, from the toes up. And I remember I just being there like, I felt the pain, which is crazy. Because doesn't weed like, relieve your pain? Don't they prescribe that shit as like, oh, this is how to relieve your back pain? That shit was intensifying my back pain, intensifying all the soreness of my life.

Speaker 3:
[17:49] Now I'm really noticing.

Speaker 2:
[17:50] That I didn't know I had. Yeah, so it's crazy how like different, just again, everyone's body is so different.

Speaker 3:
[17:57] I just, I don't get the crossfade, like drinking and then smoking. Did it one time, bro, instant rigor mortis. Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2:
[18:07] Your world is spinning.

Speaker 3:
[18:09] You literally could not function.

Speaker 2:
[18:11] And I, dude, I love those means where people show like a table that's not clear on the top, but it's like this foggy wavy table. It's like you've been crossfaded at a table like this at a friend's house. You know the table I'm talking about, right? It's like that foggy seat that we all had it in Florida. So when I saw that, I was like, I thought this was just me.

Speaker 3:
[18:30] It's like usually like the patio table.

Speaker 2:
[18:33] Yes, it's got a patio table.

Speaker 1:
[18:34] Yeah, it's like it's like milky and you're like, you know, you've been out like having just the worst conversation at 2 a.m. with people and you want to go home. Like the worst conversation.

Speaker 2:
[18:45] Well, you didn't go to Coachella last week and you did something else.

Speaker 1:
[18:48] No, I didn't. I went to Mobile. But can I tell this like fucking crazy story that happened while we were like gone? Yeah. So it's we go to Mobile on Friday, you know, take the Friday flight to get in and I'm at the airport and sitting at my gate and my neighbor calls me and my neighbor and I we usually text like it's weird to get like a call or like maybe I was like, oh shit, I need to go move my car for them. He goes, hey, are you at the house right now? I'm like, no. And he goes, there's cops at the house. And I'm like, what? I pull out the ring camera, two police officers standing in front.

Speaker 2:
[19:18] Wait, wait, I'm supposed to, dude, I fucking blacked out. Wait, no, I swear to God, I was looking right through you.

Speaker 1:
[19:25] I was sitting there.

Speaker 2:
[19:26] I didn't hear a fucking word.

Speaker 1:
[19:27] Basically, my neighbor, okay.

Speaker 2:
[19:29] Just start all over again.

Speaker 1:
[19:30] Oh, okay, I'll start all over.

Speaker 4:
[19:32] Dude, dude, I just caught you.

Speaker 1:
[19:34] We're at the airport. We get a call from our neighbor who lives across from us. They say, hey, are you home right now? I'm like, no. And they go, well, there's cops at the front door. And they were also at Coachella, my neighbors, but these cops are pulled up. We're checking out the ring camera. And I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm also at a gate. I'm about to board a flight. I'm not gonna answer this ring camera and talk to two cops. I have no clue what's going on. They're strippers. Our neighbor then talks to them on the ring camera and is like, can I help you guys? And they go, yeah, we're here for a wellness call. We got a wellness call to check in on the guy who lives in our unit number. Oh. And she's like, well, who? And they go, well, what's his name? And then she says my name and then the cops.

Speaker 2:
[20:22] I wouldn't have even given a name. But who are you doing a wellness call on?

Speaker 1:
[20:26] But she was just trying to be humble. And I'm not a person who... So anyways, this is just one fucking crazy. And the cops give each other a look. We could run through the clip, but I just want to, before we do it, I, one, am like, what on earth are these cops here for? A wellness call on me? Is someone trolling me? Is this a David bit? Is this a PR stunt? Is this a home, are these fake cops who are like home aloning us? Like it's Coachella weekend, we're just seeing who's home and who's not. We can't tell, but then we watched it a few times, and these cops basically are legit.

Speaker 2:
[21:02] Oh, okay.

Speaker 1:
[21:03] They came up to our house.

Speaker 2:
[21:05] Did you make a call? Did you call the department?

Speaker 1:
[21:07] I haven't.

Speaker 2:
[21:07] Oh, dude.

Speaker 1:
[21:08] The whole time I'm in Mobile, having a great time at this wedding, but I'm like, and then I'm on the flight back, I'm like, what if I get off the plane? Yes, and cops are just waiting for me. Like there's something, I was thinking of everything I could have done that would have gotten me arrested and I couldn't think of anything. So I was like, bring it on.

Speaker 3:
[21:26] So the wellness check was for you though?

Speaker 1:
[21:28] It was for me, the guy who lives at our address. That's what they were asking for. But they look at each other and they leave immediately. So one, I think they got the wrong house and they realized it or they got the wrong name and it was just a bat. They showed up to the wrong residence.

Speaker 2:
[21:43] I'm still so surprised that they did not say any name.

Speaker 1:
[21:47] That is weird, right?

Speaker 2:
[21:48] That's so weird. I think it's more important for them to state a name than for the person answering to state a name.

Speaker 1:
[21:56] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[21:57] You know what I mean?

Speaker 3:
[21:58] Weird.

Speaker 1:
[21:58] And there's a really big streamer, I don't wanna say their name, who lives right next door to me. And our mail sometimes gets switched up. And so then I reached out to him and I'm like, somebody, do you ever get soft swatted? I'm not saying full swat comes up, but do you ever get cops called on you for live streams? I think it's never happened. So I'm like, that's great.

Speaker 3:
[22:19] Maybe, not that he got leaked or whatever, but maybe somebody found out that he lives there and was just playing a joke, like, hey, I need to do a wellness check on this spot, whatever.

Speaker 2:
[22:30] But that's such a soft prank where there's no point of even doing that.

Speaker 3:
[22:35] It might be to confirm that they live there, too. You might have an idea that somebody's there, so you try to see. Maybe he was stream watching or whatever to see if a doorbell would ring to like...

Speaker 1:
[22:49] Yeah, maybe. But he said, that's never happened to me, that's so strange it happened to you, and it's just odd that it happened to me. Part of me, I'm like, thank god I was at home. I think I really would have been genuinely freaked out if just two cops are just at your door. When you're just chilling at home, your whole everything just flashes before your eyes, and you're like, has something happened? Has something happened to me? Right.

Speaker 2:
[23:15] Am I dead?

Speaker 1:
[23:16] Yes, my brain would go through so many different things.

Speaker 2:
[23:20] Yeah, I would feel like my spirit has continued living, it's just I forgot that I died, or I don't remember it happening.

Speaker 1:
[23:26] I was just like, what if I did talk to them on the ring cameras, like, can I help you? And they're like, yeah, well, we need to talk to you. I'm like, I'm about to go on a fight. They go, well, you're not getting on that flight right now. Could a cop tell you over ring camera, like, what are you going to detain me over ring camera?

Speaker 2:
[23:40] I mean, it just, all it does is it confirms that you know that they came to you and you answered. You know, it's like, oh, I didn't know. I didn't know I was getting served. Like, I've never seen anything.

Speaker 1:
[23:55] Who am I just on the ring camera with?

Speaker 4:
[23:58] Muahahaha!

Speaker 1:
[24:00] You thought you had me?

Speaker 2:
[24:02] I mean, again, since you're Matt and you like to be a little investigative, I think you should just call the department and just say, hey, you had a couple of police officers come to my door asking for a wellness check. I'm just, you know, I haven't slept last night. I've been thinking about it all night. Is everything okay? Are my neighbors okay? Did you get the wrong house?

Speaker 1:
[24:21] Yeah, I should, maybe I should do that.

Speaker 2:
[24:24] Yeah, I mean, I 100% would.

Speaker 1:
[24:26] I know, it just hasn't been like, that's my top priority to investigate. I don't know, I'm concerned. I also gotta figure out where these police officers are from because I know I'm not revealing too much. I live in West Hollywood. West Hollywood is a sheriff department. West Hollywood does not really have West Hollywood police from what I understand. So I can't tell if these are, if this is LAPD or it's West Hollywood Sheriff Department.

Speaker 3:
[24:50] Did we get a name and badge number in that video?

Speaker 1:
[24:52] I should have. What's your number?

Speaker 3:
[24:54] Name and badge number.

Speaker 1:
[24:56] I'm recording you.

Speaker 2:
[24:57] But you checked their outfits and everything and it matched up with-

Speaker 1:
[25:01] No, now, Jarev's bringing up pictures of West Hollywood Sheriff. So it definitely has to be LAPD. But LAPD is so big. They're going to be like, where did this happen?

Speaker 2:
[25:10] They're going to look at the video and be like, we have a big run.

Speaker 1:
[25:14] Sorry, we have a big, it's a busy day. People are dying on the streets. We got more important. We got bigger fish to fry.

Speaker 2:
[25:20] During Coachella Weekend, though.

Speaker 1:
[25:21] During Coachella Weekend. So that's my story. I don't want to, but yeah. So I'm on the run. I'm on the run.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 1:
[26:20] So, Zane, Coachella.

Speaker 2:
[26:22] Coachella. It was all right. I would say very, very, very mid. I think it becomes more mid every year.

Speaker 1:
[26:29] As you get older or is the vibe of Coachella itself as a festival changing?

Speaker 2:
[26:34] I was trying to figure that out this year and I think it really is the vibe of the festival.

Speaker 1:
[26:40] Yeah, it's just getting too crowded, too popular.

Speaker 2:
[26:43] It's starting to become more of like a high school cafeteria more than people going to their favorite concerts. You know what I mean? And I'm not going to be a hypocrite. I feel like I'm around the bars in the middle area more than watching the shows just because I feel like the common area is just where you see people, you see your friends. But I remember it being a lot different like five, six years ago. It felt more like we couldn't wait to watch shows.

Speaker 3:
[27:13] Yeah, it was so easy to navigate back then too. If you were at the bar and you were like, hey, do you want to go see the show? You just cut across the lawn and you go to that like tent or area. Now it's like, damn, we really got to go back out there if we want to go see something.

Speaker 2:
[27:28] It feels so inconvenient.

Speaker 1:
[27:30] And it's tough to stick with friends. It's so tough to stick with friends too. So you have to like surrender. Well, I guess I'm not seeing what I want to see. I'm just going to stick with my group because you can lose people like that. Okay, so that was the vibe.

Speaker 2:
[27:42] It was definitely like for sure Justin brought in the masses. Like I think that 80% of the people that were there were there to see Justin Saturday night. Like that's what it like felt like. It's just like I saw so many people in Justin Bieber merch. I saw so many believers. It felt like a giant Justin Bieber concert.

Speaker 1:
[28:02] Yeah, that kind of like happens. There can be like one person that's so big it can like override the whole vibe.

Speaker 2:
[28:08] Like I feel like every headlock, like Beyonce, the big, big people, I feel like they're only there, really just to enjoy some here and there, but like they're there for.

Speaker 1:
[28:17] Did, before we dive into like performances and stuff though, I was curious, I saw there was like a huge new hill in Mound they made over by the Sahara Tent. Did you, how'd that look? Did you go up on that hill?

Speaker 2:
[28:30] Yeah, so I did go over that hill because we had to go around to get to our, get to the section to watch the show. They pretty much, what it seemed like, they created this hill because there's a hill on the other side also, and I think it just gets super packed where they wanted people to enjoy the show. So they created a hill.

Speaker 1:
[28:47] So you can view actually into Sahara Tent, because it's the shittiest view if you get there late.

Speaker 2:
[28:53] Yes, it is a terrible view. I remember, I think John Summit performed there one year.

Speaker 1:
[28:58] Probably.

Speaker 2:
[28:58] And you couldn't see anything, it was terrible. And I know John Summit is a light show, so you don't really need to watch, but I just remember not seeing anything.

Speaker 1:
[29:05] Post Malone was under that, like yeah.

Speaker 2:
[29:07] Yeah, so I like that they did that. I wonder how much that fucking cost though.

Speaker 1:
[29:12] Just a bunch of dirt and some grass.

Speaker 2:
[29:13] Yeah, I guess, but it's still like, it was really like, it was done well.

Speaker 3:
[29:17] They brought in the dirt and made that? That's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[29:20] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[29:21] Yeah, but it also, it looks like something that they would remove after.

Speaker 1:
[29:25] This is my idea.

Speaker 3:
[29:26] Me thinking that was the craziest part. Look at what they built, look at the structures. I'm like, they really moved dirt. Like that, that's crazy that I was more impressed by that little tiny hill than all of the structures.

Speaker 1:
[29:38] I know I've said this before, roller coaster tycoon, but festival tycoon. Like, really? I think it would be such a great video game. Like you, instead of making an amusement park, you make a music festival, you set the headliners, and then you do little adjustments like that, like with the ground, festival tycoon, you figure out where the Rose Garden is.

Speaker 2:
[29:57] Can we still implement rides in this?

Speaker 1:
[29:59] Yeah, you can have, you can add a festival area if you want to, yeah. But like, then you get to go pop into the sets and listen to what you booked and stuff, making sure everyone's having a good time fixing sound.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] I don't think it should be a whole game, but I do think they should put this as an addition to whatever large, like, Sims game there is out there, where it's like, you can create...

Speaker 3:
[30:19] Like an extension, like an expansion pack.

Speaker 2:
[30:20] Extension of your theme park. You want to do a festival, like, or, you know, one weekend festival right next to the theme park. You want to build it real quick?

Speaker 1:
[30:27] Like, Sims Coachella. Like, I would all, we would all... Bartle-deep-a-dee-dee-dee.

Speaker 2:
[30:36] But yeah, it was, again, it was like, super, super just different. Will I be there next year? I honestly, like, I know I said I was 50-50 this year. This, I may be very, small, small chance, again, that I'll be, honestly, if they have a good timelineers, I'll go, but it just felt so...

Speaker 1:
[30:54] Ah, bummer.

Speaker 2:
[30:54] I'm not sure why.

Speaker 1:
[30:55] Talk performances, though, what, do you saw Justin?

Speaker 2:
[30:59] I saw Justin for like, like maybe 30, 35 minutes because, bro, we got a good spot, like, up close to the stage and we forgot to piss. And so we were just all sitting there like, oh my God, and the waiting makes it worse, makes it worse. And then after an hour of waiting, he finally started performing. And I was like, okay, I feel like he's gonna play with his fingers like early, one, two, three, all his new album, which is great, but like they're slow songs. So it was really hard to just kind of like sit there and sway and I need to be-

Speaker 1:
[31:34] Watching a guy just lay down on the ground and you're like, I gotta fucking piss. Can you stand up, please?

Speaker 2:
[31:40] I need to jump around and shit just so this P will suck back up. And I remember the moment where like, he just played his fifth or sixth song and he's like, all right, let's look at the chat, let's see what y'all want. And I swear on my life, I swear on my, it probably could have been my like, my needing to pee like just was making me hallucinate. But I swear to God that chat was all beauty and the beat, beauty, all like just as old shit. And I was like, oh shit. And you know, it's probably set up. So it was like, he's definitely gonna, and I swear he's like, all right, y'all want walking away. And I was like, bitch, I didn't see you walking away once on the chat. I looked great on, but I didn't see you. I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1:
[32:20] Was that a real chat?

Speaker 2:
[32:22] I don't think so.

Speaker 1:
[32:22] And was he really on YouTube?

Speaker 5:
[32:24] He was really on YouTube.

Speaker 2:
[32:25] I thought it was a chat. I thought it was live. Because I saw-

Speaker 5:
[32:29] I think it was.

Speaker 1:
[32:31] I feel like it was like a fake YouTube they made. And YouTube even gave him like, here's a demo so everything flows.

Speaker 2:
[32:38] So Remy and Alicia, they think that it was 100% set up. Like the setup, the laptop, the- the- on Wi- him losing Wi-Fi. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[32:48] Yeah. Yeah. That was like- when he was saying the Wi-Fi thing, I'm like, no, that didn't happen.

Speaker 2:
[32:54] Really?

Speaker 1:
[32:54] I don't think- well, no, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[32:55] I just think it's a little silly to even include the Wi-Fi thing.

Speaker 1:
[32:58] You can pay $10 million and you rely on like a Wi-Fi bit. Like someone is like, we can't risk a Wi-Fi thing. We're going to have this all programmed. The videos will be there. It's all going to be linked up.

Speaker 2:
[33:08] So do they want us to- are they trying to trick us into thinking that is real?

Speaker 3:
[33:12] Yeah, they're trying to like sell it, I guess.

Speaker 1:
[33:14] Yeah, because he's creating the intimacy, you feel like you're sitting one-on-one with him and he's showing you his favorite clips.

Speaker 3:
[33:19] So that means it was already pre-planned to come out with Deez Nuts and Double Rainbow.

Speaker 1:
[33:24] Yes.

Speaker 3:
[33:24] That seemed so on the fly to me.

Speaker 2:
[33:27] I was like- If that was in the moment, I'd be like, oh, that makes sense. But it's crazy that that was his, like, that he set that up.

Speaker 1:
[33:33] You can pay $10 million. There's people who are like, it's their jobs to make sure everything-

Speaker 2:
[33:37] I completely understand that I'm just surprised that those few moments were like set up. You know what I mean? It was like, it's a show.

Speaker 5:
[33:46] I like to think that it was real, you know? Because like, even when he was typing, he would mess up on the typing. The only thing I can see-

Speaker 1:
[33:53] He is typing, he is typing.

Speaker 5:
[33:55] I can see the demo because whenever he'd pull up the songs, it would be, it would go straight to like the part, like the chorus whenever he wanted to perform.

Speaker 1:
[34:04] Yes.

Speaker 5:
[34:04] Right. I could see that being a demo, but I think he was actually typing. And I think the Wi-Fi thing, I don't think he was actually on Wi-Fi, I think he was hard lined in, that they wouldn't risk. But I think it just like took a second and I think that was a real moment.

Speaker 1:
[34:17] Yeah. I just think there's too much margin of error, and like, what if, what's the history? Cause YouTube always has this algorithm and stuff pops up on the sides. They want to have control of that cause then you're getting publicity to like other videos. I think it's like, it was a contained thing. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[34:31] And then like, I was like imagining Zane and Heath Unfiltered, like in the suggestions, like with a red bar, like watch.

Speaker 2:
[34:37] I'm like, but that's the thing though. Like the suggestions and, or like that, I just feel like, yeah, that would be a risk too.

Speaker 1:
[34:43] Yeah. Yeah. Total risk. It could be something just like super political or very often.

Speaker 2:
[34:49] Also the chat when I thought that, like, I obviously thought that was, that part was real, but like, you know, but then the only thing I was also comment like a fucking cuss word or like a, you know, something offensive.

Speaker 3:
[34:59] I was thinking it could be like a brand new account that he's on for YouTube and has only searched those videos because they were already fully watched through. So I don't know if it was like curated and it was all of the history that it's seen, all the suggested, like it would be more just that way you're not risking, you know, if he was on his personal account and it would be like, And business me because, you know, when I was watching, I was thinking, you know, like when I have a little bit of alcohol on me, that's when my business, I got ideas.

Speaker 2:
[35:28] Yeah, I'm just like, oh, okay. In my head, I thought that whole thing was like, oh, damn, this is a YouTube sponsorship. Like to me, it's like, oh.

Speaker 1:
[35:37] Wasn't he also live streaming a lot like this past year too?

Speaker 3:
[35:40] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[35:41] So it was like, he was kind of like teasing, this is going to be like the medium in which he's going to like do it. Okay.

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Speaker 1:
[37:19] Garth, this is the Technics. What did we think about the performance as a whole? So, I know that you left 30 minutes. When I left, I watched the full live stream.

Speaker 2:
[37:27] When I left, I was like, oh damn, I can't believe we're missing this. It's just that we could not get back in once. Oh, oh by the way, we, so we just left. We used the bathroom. We're like, there's no, it was so insane. We were like, let's just, hey, let's just dip. Let's just get out of here. So we left the festival. I was with, at this point, it was just me, Nat, and her sister. That's it.

Speaker 1:
[37:47] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[37:47] And we dipped and on our way home, I watch it on my phone, the live stream. By the way, before I start fucking the quality, out there in the desert, the quality of that live stream, insane. No buffering, like no pixels. Rez was, it was truly mind blowing. My texts were like barely going through, but that, for some reason, that live, I think it sucked up all the Wi-Fi in that city just to run that fucking live stream because it looked seamless. Seamless.

Speaker 1:
[38:22] And Justin sounded amazing. The vocals, incredible.

Speaker 2:
[38:26] I'm not going to lie. I really thought that Justin wasn't going to sound as good as that because I think I've watched past videos from a few months ago where he didn't sound like himself.

Speaker 3:
[38:38] He kind of goes in and out. So if you were during the live stream watching him, he's got his kind of chill voice where he's kind of just like chilling like this. And then you'll watch him while he's singing, turn it on, and he got into the real voice. I think sometimes he's just super chill and laid back. And when he turns it on, boy.

Speaker 1:
[38:58] Do you think he's backstage going, me, me, me, me, me, me. Like, just going, right guys?

Speaker 3:
[39:07] Me, me, me, me, me.

Speaker 2:
[39:08] Definitely not. I don't think he's doing rehearsals like that anymore for his voice.

Speaker 1:
[39:14] But I mean, if you're about to go sing, any normal singer does some vocal warmups. I just want to know, maybe he's just doing like, one less lonely girl. Like, he's just doing his shit, or is he like?

Speaker 2:
[39:25] I really don't see that.

Speaker 1:
[39:26] He has to be on that humidifier thing, getting his cords all moisturized. I'm just curious what that ritual is. Guys, can you give me a sec? Me, me, me, me.

Speaker 2:
[39:36] He's been doing it for so long where I genuinely think like the entire time before his set, he's probably just like, yeah, I'm up. Just gets up, goes right out on stage. Like truly, like he's been doing it for so long and this is like, it's exciting for him, but like not exciting as somebody performing Coachella for the first time or performing at like a festival for the first time. He's done fucking thousands of performances.

Speaker 1:
[40:00] So as the performance, what do we think? Cause a lot of people are very split on this.

Speaker 2:
[40:06] Yes. So at first, I, when I was watching, when I was watching him go through the YouTube videos on my, watching on my phone, I was like, no, there's, there's no way that like, he's not doing, he's just going through his laptop for 30.

Speaker 1:
[40:18] And playing snippets.

Speaker 2:
[40:19] It didn't like, it didn't really click to me when I was, when I was watching, I was just like, there's, this seems so weird. Like what, and in my head, I'm thinking about the legalities of all the songs he's playing. I'm like, oh, maybe he's not allowed to play these songs because maybe he doesn't own them anymore. Just like all these-

Speaker 1:
[40:34] Cause he did sell his catalog, but that's not true. Even if you sell your catalog for licensing stuff, you have every right to perform it. Most artists can perform all their songs.

Speaker 2:
[40:43] And I looked that up too, yes. And you could perform all those songs. And also, and if, even if he didn't own the songs, he could still pay to perform the, like he could still pay whatever it costs to perform the songs, which, you know, every artist, they do put a lot of money into their sets and into their performances. So like people are comparing Sabrina Carpenter's insane performance, but she's fucking amazing, by the way. Like her fucking performances and her like setup, she's like a genius. You can tell like she-

Speaker 1:
[41:08] She's funny.

Speaker 2:
[41:09] And funny, like funny.

Speaker 1:
[41:10] I'm not crazy about Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2:
[41:12] You talking about her music or her-

Speaker 1:
[41:14] Music, I love House Tour. Man Child has really grown on me. Some of it just feels like, but I'll respect guys, Sabrina Carpenter fucking rocks. And I have no problem with the music. It's kind of ditties. Yeah, no, but where's the fucking-

Speaker 2:
[41:27] You could think she's an amazing artist and a great singer, but not like-

Speaker 1:
[41:30] It doesn't work for me. Yeah, of course. It's always like these little ditty moments.

Speaker 2:
[41:34] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[41:35] And I'm like, where's the-

Speaker 2:
[41:36] I get it though. I understand fully every single song she puts out. When I hear them, I get why everybody loves this. There's some songs that I like to, but to me-

Speaker 1:
[41:45] To Larson on the other hand.

Speaker 2:
[41:47] To me, I think I like her performances better than any of her songs. Like I'd rather watch a whole show than to sit there and download all of her songs on my Spotify. Because it's a show, she really puts it out there.

Speaker 3:
[42:02] I know what you mean, because I would never go play Sabrina Carpenter. I would never type into Apple Music or Spotify and put it on. But it will come on and I'll turn it up. I'll be like, I'll vibe to it. I'll get my little fix. And then it's just like, okay, yeah, it's a really good song, but I don't just go press play. Like when we went and saw her live, unbelievable show.

Speaker 2:
[42:24] Yeah, she's so good.

Speaker 3:
[42:25] Damn, that was good.

Speaker 2:
[42:26] And also her music video is insane.

Speaker 5:
[42:28] And her Christmas special.

Speaker 1:
[42:29] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[42:30] Oh, I didn't see the Christmas special.

Speaker 1:
[42:31] Her Christmas special is good.

Speaker 2:
[42:32] Oh, it's good.

Speaker 1:
[42:32] Maybe better than Kacey Musgraves. Yikes, I said it, I said it.

Speaker 2:
[42:36] I'll wait till this year to watch it.

Speaker 1:
[42:37] Oh yeah, it's gonna be great. Okay, but Justin Bieber's performance. We have to make an opinion about this. I'm still a little divided on it because I watched the live stream and I thought, when I saw the live stream, I was like, he sounds amazing. Hell yeah, we're playing some swag. This is okay, now we're playing a lot of swag. Okay, we're playing the hits. Cute. Wait, he's just gonna sit here and play snippets? Oh, it's Justin Bieber. I guess this is what he's gonna just do. And the TikTok clips look fucking cool. And then I'm always like, I'm glad I wasn't there though. Because when you're back in that fucking crowd and you gotta pee or something like that, people can start chatting over stuff they don't know. You can't hear shit.

Speaker 2:
[43:18] Yes, no, no, I agree. Because people were already chatting before the show started, and I'm sure it got really loud of people either confused by him being on his laptop. But everybody that is a big fan of him, I guess they understood it. They're like, this makes sense.

Speaker 1:
[43:33] But I know it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3:
[43:35] Matt, because I watched the entire live stream and I was like, how has Justin Bieber been performing for an hour and 20 minutes so far? And I've known two songs.

Speaker 1:
[43:45] Oh, because of the swag of his album.

Speaker 3:
[43:48] Honestly, I know, but there's big ones off swag. There was also ones that Mariah was like, what are these songs?

Speaker 1:
[43:57] Mariah's never even heard of them.

Speaker 2:
[44:00] He did play his biggest swag and swag two songs.

Speaker 1:
[44:04] Because there's swag two as well, which is like more lower tempo as well.

Speaker 2:
[44:07] That was his album after, but I don't think it hit as hard as his swag one album.

Speaker 1:
[44:13] And I know it's Justin Bieber. I know he's had a tough like life. I know and I know he's under so much mental pressure and he's in charge of how he wants to make the fucking performance himself and not have other people do it. I get it totally. Very badass and cool of him to do a performance like that. But I just gotta say, I think you guys deserved a little bit more.

Speaker 2:
[44:31] Yeah, I could see why people think that for sure. Because I had a thought of that. And then after watching everybody's point of view of people that are fans and people that know him better than me, it like made sense to me that I was like, oh, okay. And here's the thing, because Remy and Alicia brought this up, they're like, because women are held to higher standards than men when it comes to shows, they gotta make a big performance because people are gonna, they're gonna judge them for it. And I was like, really thinking about it, I was like, Coachella lets you do whatever you want, I'm pretty sure, right? Like whatever, whatever-

Speaker 1:
[45:07] Why are you taking a food for $10 million?

Speaker 2:
[45:09] I know, I know, I know. But like whatever performance you wanna do, you-

Speaker 1:
[45:12] Can make that vision happen.

Speaker 2:
[45:13] Yeah, but yeah, because it's your show, like it's not, however you wanna do your show, it's 100% you. Like if you wanna do it in a certain way, maybe Justin does not like doing fucking dance routines and all this shit.

Speaker 3:
[45:29] Because you know Bruno Mars would have been up there, ripping shit. He would have been flying across the stage, it would have been, so it's weird like that. I think-

Speaker 1:
[45:39] And if a woman did it.

Speaker 3:
[45:40] 15 years ago would have been a crazy show. I just think he's at that stage in his life where it's just like, you know.

Speaker 1:
[45:45] Justin Bieber should have done it for the Justice album. Like, the hold on heaven. That album was more of a spectacle. And I don't know if he toured with that, but he performed that album a lot and it was fun. It was a spectacle. I think we missed the mark on when he should have been performing rather than getting this kind of weird, happy thing that was very cool.

Speaker 2:
[46:04] Yeah, I want to say one more thing. Because of Coachella and it's either go big or go home, because someone like Justin Bieber, he can't have a half-ass performance. And I know people are going to say what he did was have, it was, that to me is not a half-ass performance. If he did like a spectacle and it was not that great, he tried to do it big and it didn't work. So like to me, I think that's a lot more pressure. And I don't see Justin flying from a fucking...

Speaker 3:
[46:32] It's also not the songs to do that too. That would be like Michael Buble getting up. Like the songs don't...

Speaker 2:
[46:40] Yeah, right. And it just sounds good point, good point.

Speaker 3:
[46:42] Doing it to that makes zero sense. But I think it's... The whole thing is laid back. It's like he, it made sense for like what it was.

Speaker 1:
[46:52] Right, but the nostalgia segment, I think he could have added a little bit more razz to that. Then sitting behind a laptop, because if a woman did that, people would go fucking nuts that they would, how rude of them to do that. And once again, I know Justin's an adult, but he's also like a fucking dad. Justin Timberlake would never do that.

Speaker 2:
[47:12] No, I know, but I think we're comparing, we're comparing artists that like genuinely enjoy and are good at it. Again, I don't think Juster, I don't think-

Speaker 3:
[47:24] Juster Beban.

Speaker 2:
[47:26] I don't think Justin genuinely wants to be- A pop star. Yeah, like dude, whenever I imagine him like chilling anywhere or having a lot of fun, in my head, he's chilling there, smoking a blunt, fucking super chill and just having a good time. And that's like, so that's why, and this was after, right? This was after I really like watched a lot of people's point of views after I really thought about it and like, I feel like who Justin is now compared to when he was a fucking kid doing like, I'm falling for you, fucking water parks and shit. I just don't think that's him anymore. So like-

Speaker 3:
[48:00] Guys, he has Lyme's disease, leave him alone.

Speaker 1:
[48:04] I know, you're kind of changing my mind.

Speaker 2:
[48:06] That's true, I mean, that's also true.

Speaker 1:
[48:08] Every single day, more and more and more, where I'm just like, oh, okay. I'm curious to see what the performance will be like this weekend, if there is any difference.

Speaker 2:
[48:18] Yeah, I'm really curious, because that whole laptop moment, if people genuinely thought that was authentic, it's going to be really hard to redo that. Maybe they're setting it up again, where it's like maybe he searches other songs first, or different memes. I think that's probably the only way to do it, if he wants to stick to that same concept. But I don't know, maybe he saw the reviews and was just like, all right.

Speaker 3:
[48:42] I saw it as fun and different.

Speaker 1:
[48:44] He plays this clip.

Speaker 2:
[48:48] My nightmare. Oh my God. I just cut out of context.

Speaker 1:
[48:52] Were the brand parties cool? Did anybody get scammed? Was it anything?

Speaker 2:
[48:56] I mean, the wristband scams were absolutely horrendous this year. I know of 12 to 15 people that lost their fucking three-thousand.

Speaker 1:
[49:06] Like got bogus wristbands or never received it?

Speaker 2:
[49:09] Bogus, bogus wristbands because they were reported stolen. Somebody resold it through, like, you know, you buy it from StubHub.

Speaker 1:
[49:16] And they get activated and they get deactivated. It happened to me one time too.

Speaker 2:
[49:19] Oh my God, my wristband got stolen, but all they did was sell it. Or all they did was sell it to somebody else and then sell it to somebody else.

Speaker 1:
[49:25] Mine were day one, I was a guest for churches because one of my friends was friends with that band and they performed on Friday. And then Saturday and Sunday, my wristband didn't work. And then I had to go to the booth and they cut it off. And I'm like, mother.

Speaker 2:
[49:36] And it's so crazy how people just get fucking punished for that and there's not a better system for that. I just saw something on one of the brands that do sell tickets. Whole class action lawsuit. I don't know if that has to do with Coachella, right? Or maybe it got brought up.

Speaker 3:
[49:53] I think it's been an ongoing thing for a while, way before this.

Speaker 2:
[49:56] Yeah, it's a huge problem. I mean, huge problem for like different big, big festivals and big artists are performing. People are just getting scammed left and right. And you know, you want to trust a sub hub and those type of sites because a lot of people, like they can't afford fucking resell, they're going to buy as soon as it comes out and get that cheapest price.

Speaker 1:
[50:14] Yeah, that's like their job is just to sit there for a band they don't even care about just knowing they can flip it for a profit.

Speaker 2:
[50:19] And if they don't fucking make it and some asshole just bought fucking 30 tickets off sub hub and now he's going to resell it, you pay extra and they're like, fuck, okay, you pay the extra and then it's a fucking dud. You're already out there. You've already spent all the money to be out there. There has to be a better system.

Speaker 1:
[50:34] I like that when they give you like, hey, we can tell on Spotify that you listen to this artist all the time. Their show's coming up. You have access to the pre-sale and you can get it. Knowing that like my metrics gets the ticket for something like I deserve. I think that's a good move, but terrible if there's like fucking click farms out there that are just playing Sabrina Carpenter over and over again.

Speaker 2:
[50:55] And the amount of respect that people outside of the festival, I swear to God, it was like a, it was like the Uber line. It was every other, if it was a driver, there was somebody, wristband, wristband, wristband, yo, I got wristbands, yo, I'm looking for wristbands. And it was so fucking many, Matt. It was insane. Like it's crazy how there's not security out there looking for these people.

Speaker 3:
[51:17] Like shooing them away?

Speaker 2:
[51:18] Yeah, because they're on property. They're on, like they're on, in the grass area where people are leaving. It's just really surprising.

Speaker 3:
[51:25] Scalpers are crazy.

Speaker 2:
[51:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[51:28] I know.

Speaker 2:
[51:29] And GA tickets for this weekend are being sold for like $3,000, $3,500. For GA.

Speaker 1:
[51:35] That's insane.

Speaker 2:
[51:36] Insane.

Speaker 1:
[51:38] I would love to watch a show that was just scalpers, but I don't know, they couldn't show their face, but you like mic them up. You have a whole YouTube channel and you film them from afar. And you just see like them getting tickets, what they hustle it for and just like keeping tallies on like the whole one or one or couple guys just scalping. Because you see it happening, but you're like, what is their night like? Who are they going to talk to? Who are they texting? Where's the flip? I want to see the deal go down.

Speaker 2:
[52:04] And I mean, it's, I mean, it's, it's as simple as they're flipping it, just they're charging a hundred dollars extra, right? Just to make like that, that, that difference. I don't know.

Speaker 3:
[52:13] I'm so curious. And like, where are they finding the people that need the tickets?

Speaker 1:
[52:17] That's what I understand. They go, got tickets, got tickets, got tickets.

Speaker 3:
[52:19] Or they are like, I have tickets. Where do you then take those to find people that want it? Because everybody going there already has tickets.

Speaker 2:
[52:24] No, there's people, they leave early.

Speaker 1:
[52:27] But sometimes people arrive to a venue, they bought four tickets for their friends, but two of their friends couldn't show up. They're like, okay, I'll just sell these at the venue. And so that's, you catch someone.

Speaker 3:
[52:36] But like, what I mean is like, who's showing up at the venue without a ticket that needs to buy one?

Speaker 1:
[52:40] Sometimes people, for sold out concerts, they go, I'll trust a scalper and they'll go, because their wristband didn't work.

Speaker 2:
[52:46] Their wristband got fucked, so they go around, they find another scalper, they buy it off that, hope they trust them. Yeah, but there was a lot of that this year. I couldn't believe how many people I knew looking for tickets, because they got scammed. Terrible. And you know, it was, it was like Bieber-pacopolis. All right, brief break for our sponsor, Rocket Money. Now we all have those sneaky little vices that drain us. The morning coffee, midday coffee, after work coffee. It's so easy to lose track of how much you're actually spending each month, but not with Rocket Money. You can easily stay on top of your finances by connecting your checking, savings, loans, and investments via a single dashboard. So you can see everything in one place. Rocket Money helps you create budgets, savings goals, and you even get insights with regular reports that show exactly where your money's going. And if you want to grow your savings, the automated savings feature lets you set an amount and schedule. Then it quietly moves money towards your goals. It's an easy, set it and forget it way to build savings over time. Again, Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel unwanted subscriptions and monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings. Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at rocketmoney.com/unfiltered. That's rocketmoney.com/unfiltered. One more time so you don't forget, rocketmoney.com/unfiltered. Thank you, Rocket Money, for sponsoring this podcast. We love you.

Speaker 1:
[53:59] Did you see any big celebs? Coachella's kind of fun because you're like, whoa, there's Miles Teller walking right there. Did you see anyone that you were like...

Speaker 2:
[54:11] You know what? I did not see a lot of celebrities at all. Like I think with my own eye just looking around, I was like, oh, that's the two people from Pretty Little Lies, or no.

Speaker 3:
[54:20] Tell me lies.

Speaker 2:
[54:21] Tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me lies, sorry. Two people from there. Oh my God, Matt, I was literally about to call you. Laura Turn.

Speaker 1:
[54:29] Shut up.

Speaker 2:
[54:29] She was chilling there the whole time. There was a few moments where I just wanted to go up to her because I feel like she's someone that wouldn't get annoyed by that, where I didn't even want to picture her, but I was just like, Hey, you're crazy. You're amazing.

Speaker 1:
[54:41] Love you.

Speaker 2:
[54:42] You're incredible actress. I love you. And but I didn't. I just wanted to respect her space. But yeah, that was really cool. She looks great. Yeah, I think she had her kid. Like she looked like she was around her kids. They're probably watching Justin Bieber or something. Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[54:55] Fun fact.

Speaker 2:
[54:55] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[54:56] Distantly related to her.

Speaker 3:
[54:58] Shut up.

Speaker 5:
[54:59] Laura Dern. Have we talked about this? I don't know. We might have.

Speaker 1:
[55:02] I feel like we had it like on our notes.

Speaker 2:
[55:04] We like, wait, how distant?

Speaker 5:
[55:06] Very distant. It's just so my family, my family descends or first came to America on the Mayflower through William Brewster and Laura Dern and I descend from his son, Love.

Speaker 1:
[55:20] Whoa. Whoa. That's cool. Good icebreaker.

Speaker 2:
[55:24] So yeah. Are you going to, whenever you meet her. What's up auntie?

Speaker 1:
[55:30] Mayflower.

Speaker 2:
[55:32] I wonder how she would react as like, Oh, like my name is Will. I'm actually a distant cousin. I guess you're being like, uh-huh. Just like everyone.

Speaker 4:
[55:39] Like imagine how many times she probably gets that shit.

Speaker 2:
[55:42] But also that is like a rare thing for someone to come up to you and be like, no, Mariah going up to bad baby.

Speaker 4:
[55:49] She was so embarrassed, dude. Oh man.

Speaker 2:
[55:52] And I hated that she was embarrassed by that, but I was like, Mariah, it's okay. She's just like kind of like a kind of a tough person to connect with.

Speaker 3:
[56:01] How many people came over on the Mayflower? Like in my head, if you told me like 50, I'd be like, okay. Or if you told me 3000, I'd be like, okay.

Speaker 2:
[56:12] How many people can you fit on a ship like that?

Speaker 3:
[56:15] I literally can't even comprehend what the size would even be. I don't know if it was like a boat or like a massive yacht type ship.

Speaker 2:
[56:22] That's crazy. Cause if you're like in my head, you could fit more people on a ship like that than a commercial airline. Like I would put my, all my money on, oh, more people on the Mayflower than a commercial airline. 74 male and 28 female. Oh boy. They were probably fighting.

Speaker 1:
[56:39] And how many, oh, only one person died on the Mayflower. Oh, one child was born, hey, Transatlantic. Yeah, I was born at Mayflower.

Speaker 2:
[56:50] Like I was born on the Mayflower is fucking nuts.

Speaker 1:
[56:52] I was born on the Mayflower.

Speaker 2:
[56:56] Is that a song?

Speaker 1:
[56:57] I was born by.

Speaker 4:
[56:59] Oh, their song.

Speaker 2:
[57:02] How's Tony doing?

Speaker 3:
[57:03] He's doing really good. Well, I hear him screaming right now. So right at the second, it doesn't sound like he's doing well.

Speaker 4:
[57:08] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[57:08] Well, he just misses you.

Speaker 3:
[57:09] Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2:
[57:11] Or me.

Speaker 3:
[57:12] I don't know. He's in his cranky era, you know?

Speaker 2:
[57:15] It's the, oh no, it's not the terrible twos. He's not even two yet.

Speaker 3:
[57:18] What's the day?

Speaker 2:
[57:19] Maybe the terrible twos month-wise.

Speaker 3:
[57:20] Oh wow.

Speaker 2:
[57:21] A little bit.

Speaker 1:
[57:21] He's just waking up to the world, realizing this is just bullshit.

Speaker 2:
[57:25] He was very chatty on our FaceTime call.

Speaker 1:
[57:29] Jared, did you meet him?

Speaker 5:
[57:30] I did.

Speaker 3:
[57:30] Oh, how was that?

Speaker 5:
[57:33] It was the best. He's the cutest little guy. I love him.

Speaker 2:
[57:37] He's so cute. Oh my God. And I'm so, Josie got to see him when he was like talking, not talking, but like just making noise. Yeah, it's crazy how much he's grown from when I saw him and you seeing, I was like, wow, that's insane. Just growing like a fucking Chia pet.

Speaker 3:
[57:51] It's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[57:52] Insane.

Speaker 3:
[57:53] Like you could see differences, but you don't really see it until you go back a couple of months in the camera roll and like look at the photos.

Speaker 1:
[58:00] You're like, whoa, wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 2:
[58:03] How old is Kian and Ayla's kid? Do you know like how old he is?

Speaker 3:
[58:08] Maybe, maybe two.

Speaker 2:
[58:10] He's two?

Speaker 3:
[58:11] Maybe almost two.

Speaker 2:
[58:12] I'm like, cause I do it every time. I like, I imagine you're kind of, I imagine like him turning to that age.

Speaker 3:
[58:18] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[58:18] Because I'll see him run around and they're like in their content. I'm just like, oh wow. Like Tony's going to be the size one day. That's crazy.

Speaker 3:
[58:26] It still makes, when was he born?

Speaker 1:
[58:29] Almost three.

Speaker 5:
[58:30] You'll be 23 this year.

Speaker 1:
[58:31] Yeah. Two and a half.

Speaker 3:
[58:33] But yeah, Jared came out to visit for a week. It was a good time. Got to take him around to our favorite spots. Oh, Zane, Zane, you're going to die. I took Jared, well Jared's mom also came over to Nashville.

Speaker 2:
[58:48] Oh, oh shit.

Speaker 5:
[58:49] Because it's only like a four hour drive.

Speaker 2:
[58:51] Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool.

Speaker 3:
[58:52] So we met up with them. We went antiquing.

Speaker 1:
[58:56] Nice.

Speaker 3:
[58:56] Got some lunch and then met up again later. We took them to Craig's.

Speaker 1:
[59:02] Okay.

Speaker 3:
[59:02] Zane, we're sitting there at the entrance. We go into Craig's. We're waiting for our table. All of a sudden, we hear the loudest bang, a gasp and then silence in the restaurant. And we just turned around slowly and we see this table like freaking out. So you know how it's open above the top floor and then the second floor overlooks like all the way around?

Speaker 2:
[59:29] Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[59:30] Somebody apparently on the top floor, when they got done eating, they decided to stack their plates for the waitress and they stacked it all and then put all the silverware on top of it and the weight of it shifted and a knife fell over off that second floor and went straight down into the table on the bottom.

Speaker 2:
[59:50] No way.

Speaker 1:
[59:52] Like knife, knife, like fine abacination shit.

Speaker 3:
[59:56] Crazy.

Speaker 1:
[59:57] Oh my. No one got hurt?

Speaker 3:
[59:59] I'm like. No, it didn't hit anybody, luckily.

Speaker 2:
[60:02] Heath, I'm like trying to imagine that moment of like me sitting at a dinner and a knife going, like I would do, I thought we were all being assassinated. Like, oh my God, we have, we have ninjas in here.

Speaker 4:
[60:13] Run!

Speaker 3:
[60:14] I looked at Jared, I was like, here comes the free dessert. Dude, not even a minute later, it was that big ice cream tower with the sparkler. Bro, you could tell they were nervous.

Speaker 4:
[60:28] Heath, you look at that table and you go, y'all about to eat, God.

Speaker 3:
[60:32] But then literally a couple of minutes later, we sat down at the table right next to where it happened. And I told the waitress, I was like, are we sure this is safe? She was like, you're good, you're good. That's the first time that's ever happened.

Speaker 2:
[60:46] That's wild. I feel bad because they just opened up and they're actually, they're great.

Speaker 3:
[60:51] The best.

Speaker 2:
[60:51] Great establishment. Great food. That was a little bit of an oopsies.

Speaker 4:
[60:56] Little bit of a FD moment.

Speaker 2:
[60:58] That's fucking crazy.

Speaker 3:
[61:00] Really?

Speaker 2:
[61:00] And you got to see, you saw the knife in the table.

Speaker 3:
[61:02] No, I heard the thing, like I heard it fall. And then I heard the gasp and then we turned around to look, but there was such a commotion going on at the table, like people sitting there that like we couldn't see anything. And then the guy working there, we were like, hey, so what give us the scoop? Yeah. And he like told us what happened.

Speaker 2:
[61:23] Heath, you start going to sit at that table because you want that dessert too.

Speaker 3:
[61:27] Yeah, I have you, I have you go upstairs, go to the bathroom, drop something over.

Speaker 1:
[61:32] Is this near the Buffalo Wild Wings downtown?

Speaker 3:
[61:35] So I don't know where the Buffalo Wild Wings is, but it's in the Gulch.

Speaker 1:
[61:41] Cool.

Speaker 3:
[61:41] If you know where that is.

Speaker 1:
[61:42] Got it. Yes, oh yeah, I know where the Gulch is. Okay.

Speaker 3:
[61:45] But yeah, pretty close to the Equinox that's over there.

Speaker 1:
[61:49] Hey. What else did you do?

Speaker 5:
[61:50] What else did we do?

Speaker 3:
[61:52] What did we do? What did you do, Terrence?

Speaker 5:
[61:56] I think for that week, like, my blood was entirely made of Dutch Bros and Swig.

Speaker 1:
[62:04] Swig, little dirty soda, what flavor did you get?

Speaker 5:
[62:06] I got, I tried the Founder, the one that Heath always gets, that the Founding Father, the Founding Father. So good. I did not realize that a dirty soda meant you get like cream in it. I don't know who-

Speaker 1:
[62:19] Some do. I had my first dirty soda this past weekend too.

Speaker 2:
[62:22] Why do you say it like that, you freak?

Speaker 1:
[62:23] Because I'm just excited to add in to the conversation. It's funny you all brought it up because-

Speaker 5:
[62:27] But it was so interesting. I don't know who came up with adding cream to it, but it was so good. I got that. And then there was another one, I think it was called the Beach Babe or something. It was a berry and cream. My god.

Speaker 1:
[62:39] Berries and cream.

Speaker 2:
[62:41] Oh, they had a berries and cream one that sounds really good.

Speaker 5:
[62:44] It felt like I was on the beach. It was so refreshing.

Speaker 2:
[62:48] You know what I think they should make there? And I think it makes sense because it's a soda shop. And I just feel like it really just needs a little milkshake section in there. You know, because it's like, that's two completely different demographics that you're going to bring around the same time. Or at least give me the demographics.

Speaker 1:
[63:08] Milkshake people, soda people.

Speaker 2:
[63:11] Yeah, no, it's like because like, oh, we're going to go to a soda shop. Two worlds. They're going to, oh, I want a soda. It's like, oh, but I want something sweet. And it's like, oh, let's go to Spitz. Oh, no, what's it called?

Speaker 1:
[63:21] Swag.

Speaker 2:
[63:22] Let's go to Swag. And then it's honestly just for me because like, if I'm going there, I don't really want a soda. I want a shake.

Speaker 1:
[63:30] I had a dirty soda. I had the shark attack down at Mobile.

Speaker 5:
[63:33] I had a shark attack too.

Speaker 1:
[63:34] And that was pretty yummy. That didn't have cream in it. It was basically just Sprite, some lemonade maybe, and a bunch of Blue's raspberry syrup, like from like, you would get on a snow coat.

Speaker 2:
[63:44] Oh yeah, yeah, just all melted. Oh, Heath, no, Buki!

Speaker 1:
[63:48] So it was fun. It was fun drinking it, but I only drank like half of it. I was like, I just wanted the taste. Yeah, because I also had a Sprite right before I had the dirty soda. Because I was sitting there with my burger with a Sprite, I'm like, ooh, I want that. Like, so I had half. But they give you a little shark gummy in it.

Speaker 2:
[64:05] Wouldn't those drinks, wouldn't those be so good if you just like a little bit of rum, a little bit of vodka. That's what I'm talking about, baby. They're great. They'll be great mixed drinks.

Speaker 1:
[64:14] Yeah, if you're an alcoholic just pulling up.

Speaker 2:
[64:16] Honestly, Heath, that's probably what a lot of them do. I bet you like a lot of them, they'll grab a drink, they'll bring it over to like a party, put their own little mixer in.

Speaker 1:
[64:23] Well, I want some rum.

Speaker 4:
[64:25] It's awesome.

Speaker 2:
[64:26] Yeah, I haven't had rum in a while.

Speaker 1:
[64:27] I had rum at the Ruel concert, the little after party.

Speaker 4:
[64:31] The Ruel?

Speaker 2:
[64:32] Ruel.

Speaker 1:
[64:33] He's like Australia's role model. He's been pretty popular.

Speaker 2:
[64:37] R-U-L-E?

Speaker 1:
[64:37] R-U-L?

Speaker 2:
[64:39] Ja Ruel.

Speaker 1:
[64:39] He's awesome. He's a great guy, amazing performer. But then my friend ordered this rum drink and it tasted so, I felt like I was in a tiki bar. I was like, light them torches, burn that pig.

Speaker 2:
[64:51] Burn it. I am there too, I feel it.

Speaker 1:
[64:53] I've been craving a tiki bar situation.

Speaker 3:
[64:55] I love a good tiki bar. The floating tiki bar in Fort Lauderdale, the boat. I want to go on that so bad.

Speaker 2:
[65:03] Oh, drink of my height.

Speaker 1:
[65:05] I want some money. I want to have a man cave. I need my man cave, I want my movie theater, and I want a fucking tiki bar. In my house, I think you're all invited.

Speaker 2:
[65:13] I don't want a boat. I want a friend that owns a boat, a very close friend.

Speaker 1:
[65:16] A very close friend. Always have a friend.

Speaker 2:
[65:18] Always, never buy a boat. We used to own a boat, or my stepdad used to own a boat, and I remember how fucking annoying it was. And I just remember that like, yeah, you just need to find somebody that likes to have a boat and likes to take care of it, and is willing to take you wherever you want.

Speaker 3:
[65:33] There's nothing worse than like, when you go out on a boat though, and you're just beat in the sun. It's been a long day. You get it out of the water, and then you have to clean it. The last thing you want to do is clean it.

Speaker 1:
[65:46] Oh, I just hire people for that. No, no, no. Yeah, that, yeah. Everybody got to clean it. Pick up after yourself.

Speaker 2:
[65:54] I like that. I like that little circular.

Speaker 3:
[65:57] That's all you need right there.

Speaker 1:
[65:58] But I feel bad for the ladies, though, on a boat. Like, I feel like, man, we can like just piss off the sign, like pretty easy. Girls, like if you're on a pontoon boat, the girl's got to pee, it's like, or it's like, but you got to get on the back. Everyone don't look.

Speaker 2:
[66:10] I also don't think anybody's doing that because look where you are. Like, no guy's going out there and pissing. Like, that's still kind of like, oh, they do a little too much.

Speaker 1:
[66:17] I bet they also probably have a funnel near the bar where that goes right in to, I've seen those.

Speaker 4:
[66:22] Imagine like a hole.

Speaker 1:
[66:24] Yeah, it's just like a little funnel. And it's like a little hose that goes down just on the water.

Speaker 4:
[66:28] I've pissed in those.

Speaker 2:
[66:30] Everybody puts their...

Speaker 1:
[66:31] You're not like resting your penis in the funnel, Zane. You're holding it and it just goes into the funnel.

Speaker 2:
[66:37] But your tip is still touching the fucking thing. That's nasty.

Speaker 1:
[66:40] You're not hearing me out.

Speaker 3:
[66:42] You're not hearing me, girl.

Speaker 1:
[66:43] When you're going into a porter potty, there's a urinal there.

Speaker 2:
[66:48] Yes, so I go inside.

Speaker 1:
[66:50] But you're not putting your penis on...

Speaker 2:
[66:52] No, I go inside the toilet.

Speaker 3:
[66:54] You don't rest it on the thing?

Speaker 1:
[66:56] You sit down. And that porter potty just...

Speaker 2:
[67:00] Oh God, have you ever like... I mean, you would love this.

Speaker 4:
[67:03] Buddy, girls have to do this shit, man.

Speaker 1:
[67:06] We got it easy.

Speaker 2:
[67:09] Have you ever really just looked down there? Like, get your flashlight?

Speaker 3:
[67:13] Zane, I stopped. The flashlight, you have to.

Speaker 2:
[67:16] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[67:18] It tells a whole story down there.

Speaker 2:
[67:19] There's many stories.

Speaker 1:
[67:20] Layers, layers.

Speaker 2:
[67:22] And sometimes it looks like there's been, it was multiple days. Like, it just wasn't even cleaned up.

Speaker 1:
[67:27] There's something communal about it. We all did this.

Speaker 4:
[67:31] Look, we all pooped there.

Speaker 2:
[67:32] We all pooped, we all peed.

Speaker 1:
[67:34] It's not like, who did that? No, everybody did that.

Speaker 2:
[67:37] Because you'll see, you'll see like a pretty little girl come out of the party potter. You go right after her, it looks like a fucking shit storm in there. And you're like, oh, look, we're all the same. Right. Girls really do poop. Because I was always told all my life until I was like 12, that girl didn't poop. So I believe that. 12 Zane. No, I'm kidding. No, no, it was more like 10.

Speaker 5:
[67:58] Double digits. For sure. Double digits, for sure.

Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[69:16] Did you see the video that just happened? I mean, there's been multiple with the-

Speaker 1:
[69:19] Buffalo Wild Wings?

Speaker 3:
[69:21] No, what is up with you and Buffalo Wild Wings?

Speaker 2:
[69:23] Why do you keep saying Buffalo Wild Wings?

Speaker 1:
[69:26] I posted a thread yesterday and I said, what word should I sneak into the Unfiltered episode? And the top one was like, try to bring up Buffalo Wild Wings as much as you can until they like catch on to it. And I didn't realize until halfway through this episode, I was like, fuck, I haven't brought up Buffalo Wild Wings.

Speaker 4:
[69:45] You're doing your own little secret game.

Speaker 2:
[69:47] I mean, that's voluntary. Damn, we should do that.

Speaker 1:
[69:49] That's great. Sorry, Heath, what were you saying?

Speaker 3:
[69:53] It's happened a few times, but the poor guy got tipped over in a porta potty door side. Oh no.

Speaker 2:
[69:59] Oh my god.

Speaker 1:
[70:00] Yeah, no.

Speaker 2:
[70:00] And you saw everything come out of there and you know he was drenched.

Speaker 3:
[70:03] And he was covered and he came out smiling.

Speaker 2:
[70:06] And I was like, how are you even opening your mouth?

Speaker 3:
[70:10] I'm coming out and I'm killing the first person I see.

Speaker 1:
[70:12] I'm sorry.

Speaker 3:
[70:13] You tip a porta potty with me in it.

Speaker 1:
[70:15] It's a porta potty?

Speaker 3:
[70:17] Porta potty. Yeah, you called it Porter.

Speaker 2:
[70:19] What did you think it was?

Speaker 1:
[70:21] Porter potty.

Speaker 2:
[70:21] It's a portable potty.

Speaker 3:
[70:23] Portable potty.

Speaker 1:
[70:25] Oh my gosh. It's a portable potty.

Speaker 2:
[70:29] There's no way.

Speaker 1:
[70:31] Because I don't think I've ever read it. Like, I've never read.

Speaker 2:
[70:35] Even when you like hear it, Porter potty, portable potty.

Speaker 1:
[70:37] I think Porter potty. Like, I think people are just being quick with it.

Speaker 3:
[70:42] Invented by Mr. Porter.

Speaker 4:
[70:43] Porter himself, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[70:45] Yeah, I don't know. I think it's like portable, but I'm just Porter potty.

Speaker 2:
[70:51] You're having a moment again, what you had in that first, our first high episode.

Speaker 1:
[70:55] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[70:56] You're having your, remember Legally Blonde? You're like, wait.

Speaker 1:
[70:58] Oh, she's in law school.

Speaker 2:
[70:59] She's in law school.

Speaker 1:
[71:01] Cause she's in law school. If this is going-

Speaker 2:
[71:04] Yeah, this is pretty close.

Speaker 1:
[71:05] Yo, thank goodness I've never written that down.

Speaker 2:
[71:08] Well, I'm glad that you-

Speaker 1:
[71:09] But I've been miss saying it my entire life.

Speaker 2:
[71:11] Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1:
[71:12] Porter Potty. Porter Potty. You know what? Maybe I do say Porter Potty, but like Porter Potty, maybe cause I'm high, but like I definitely, if someone says write down that thing, I think I would write Porter Potty.

Speaker 2:
[71:24] That's what I mean.

Speaker 3:
[71:24] What's crazy too is you said it earlier and I was like Porter.

Speaker 1:
[71:29] Yeah. And then right when he started typing on Google, yeah, y'all laughed about how I was saying it. I'm like, what? What am I saying wrong? And then I was like, fuck, I'm not saying that wrong.

Speaker 2:
[71:39] Those companies make so much fucking money.

Speaker 1:
[71:41] I always want to know, like, what is it? Like it's Gump, isn't it? Like Gump, the green one's Gump. I'm always like, who is the CEO of that company? And do you think like the heir to like the Porter Porta Potty companies, like they go, you got to go work in the shit if you want to like run this company.

Speaker 3:
[71:59] Like, that's good.

Speaker 2:
[72:00] That's good.

Speaker 1:
[72:02] That's like a good plot for like a movie. It's like you're the richest kid with, you know, portable waste and you have to go like really do the dirty work.

Speaker 2:
[72:10] Because in order to like make your business better and take care of all your workers, you need to like experience what they need to experience. Because man, imagine, like the thing is that you would just also just smell like shit all day, which sucks.

Speaker 1:
[72:23] Like having to go home.

Speaker 2:
[72:25] No, I know, I know, it sucks.

Speaker 1:
[72:26] I've always wanted to go to a dump. You like the dump?

Speaker 2:
[72:29] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[72:30] I see guys on TikTok live streaming there at the dump, they got the huge fucking cranes and it's just trash. I'm so curious, what does that smell like?

Speaker 2:
[72:38] Oh, it's, you've never smelled like a...

Speaker 3:
[72:40] But I mean, Zane, driving down 441 in Hollywood back in Florida, we had a dump on the side of the road, Matt, through the car.

Speaker 2:
[72:50] It'll block you out. It smells really bad.

Speaker 1:
[72:52] But then I'm like, but work in there. How long, because sensory adaptation, eventually you don't smell it anymore, but I'm like, do you think...

Speaker 2:
[73:00] The gas mask with like the... I'm pretty sure. I don't know why I pictured them wearing that. Like I pictured them out in the middle of that trash wearing that. Because I think there are so many fucking toxins in that fucking dump, like just shit mixing together and all that.

Speaker 1:
[73:16] And I was like, what? I gotta like... You know, it smells like when you're leaving like a big office building and you're down there by like the trash.

Speaker 2:
[73:25] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[73:25] Like, you know, just how like...

Speaker 2:
[73:26] That dumpster, the one that you flip over, that dump thing's need to be scrubbed. I just feel like they don't scrub that shit.

Speaker 3:
[73:34] What's the process for, you know, they have to go around and collect all the porta potties. Do they collect them full? Are they at their, like at Coachella? Are they opening them up, cleaning them there and then bringing them?

Speaker 2:
[73:44] I think there's like a vac. Isn't there like a vacuum?

Speaker 1:
[73:47] The tank that they, because I remember that movie, what's it called? Ready to Rumble or is it Eight-Legged Freaks? The one with David Arquette, that's their job. That's crazy that you remember that movie. And they, yeah, you put like this little nozzle on it, you suck it all out and then I bet they, the tins, the tubs get picked up and they clean those out. God, all respect, dirty jobs.

Speaker 5:
[74:05] Yeah, Mike Rowe.

Speaker 1:
[74:07] Mike Rowe.

Speaker 2:
[74:07] I'm sure, you know what, I'm sure that they've done an episode with porta potties already.

Speaker 1:
[74:11] Yes, yes, mad respect.

Speaker 3:
[74:13] Did you guys see the video of the sheriff who's in the middle of like, basically like a standoff and he got caught on like a video, basically showing him on his phone, swiping on a dating app.

Speaker 2:
[74:31] There's no way.

Speaker 3:
[74:32] In the middle of this.

Speaker 1:
[74:34] Yeah, he's on hinge.

Speaker 2:
[74:36] That is hinge. Oh my God.

Speaker 3:
[74:39] Literally in the middle of this.

Speaker 2:
[74:41] Wait, where is he? Because that's a car chase.

Speaker 1:
[74:46] They have the grapplers and so they end up pinning him to a wall.

Speaker 5:
[74:51] So you'll see it here in a second.

Speaker 2:
[74:54] This looks serious too.

Speaker 5:
[74:55] Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:
[74:55] Yeah.

Speaker 5:
[74:56] Because the driver was armed and so he's standing back here behind.

Speaker 2:
[75:00] What?

Speaker 5:
[75:01] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[75:02] Oh, he's like, it's fully like in the moment. Like, that's just swiping away.

Speaker 2:
[75:07] Damn, that man must be lonely though. Like in that very moment.

Speaker 1:
[75:11] His testosterone is just like, God damn, I got my gun. Shit's popping. I gotta, I gotta find a fix.

Speaker 2:
[75:18] It could be like one or two things. Either one is just like, damn, I really need to find somebody and I'm going to spend all my day even during work, even during a fucking SWAT operation. I'm going to try to find.

Speaker 3:
[75:28] What was his excuse?

Speaker 1:
[75:29] Or he was like, it was evidence. I thought I recognized the victim on Hedge.

Speaker 2:
[75:33] I just want to see the girl make a TikTok and go, oh my God, I was one of the girls.

Speaker 1:
[75:38] That's me. That's me.

Speaker 2:
[75:41] Wait, that's me.

Speaker 3:
[75:42] Bro, but like that couldn't wait. That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[75:45] That's wild.

Speaker 1:
[75:46] She has too many selfies, boy. Run, run.

Speaker 2:
[75:49] It like almost looks, like it's so crazy where, it looks like something where I'd go, oh, this would be funny, yo, yo, yo, get this. Like as quick as you get this, and I just go to the app real quick and just swipe, swipe. Like it's crazy that was like real.

Speaker 1:
[76:02] Imagine though he has a wife at home, and she sees this. I'm sorry, Bradley, what?

Speaker 2:
[76:10] Baby, it's Instagram.

Speaker 1:
[76:11] That did not look like no Instagram.

Speaker 3:
[76:13] Saw you on the net today, babe.

Speaker 1:
[76:15] Hand over your phone. Hand over your phone.

Speaker 2:
[76:17] I wanna see it right now.

Speaker 1:
[76:18] Right now. No, don't fuck with me. Uh-uh, face ID, got it. No, no, no, locks herself in the bathroom.

Speaker 4:
[76:22] No, please, babe, babe, babe, babe.

Speaker 2:
[76:25] She grabs the-

Speaker 1:
[76:27] And then meanwhile, she's just recording him on the other side, just go listen to this shit. You swat? I'm gonna swat that ass.

Speaker 4:
[76:36] What?

Speaker 1:
[76:38] Swat that phone out of your hand if you're looking at other bitches.

Speaker 2:
[76:41] But you know what? I hope he does find somebody in that swat operation. Just so like in his heart, it was like, you know what, I got fired as a swat officer, but at least I found the love of my life and I never would have saw her maybe.

Speaker 3:
[76:55] True.

Speaker 2:
[76:55] If I didn't in that moment.

Speaker 1:
[76:56] Weird question. It's like being a swat person, is it kind of like a firefighter shift? Like it could be like a slow day and you're just like chilling, waiting for like, it's not like police where you're on active patrol.

Speaker 3:
[77:10] I think you're something and also swat. So when something comes up, you get ready.

Speaker 2:
[77:16] Oh, well, effectively on call 24 seven, but you show his firefighters, but it's just like at a swat station, like playing cards, I'm sure there's a firefighter station, but for swat team, there has to be aware of those field trips. But they probably they probably have to keep their shit hidden, like a firefighter station. You want to know where that is.

Speaker 1:
[77:37] Okay, yeah, swat, you know, that has to be a little bit like, there's more underground.

Speaker 2:
[77:41] There's no reason for you needing to know where the swat offices are.

Speaker 1:
[77:45] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[77:45] You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[77:45] I get it. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[77:46] Or maybe they change location in different homes every time. Maybe they Airbnb because they're like, we got to stay hidden for this operation.

Speaker 1:
[77:53] Or maybe, yeah, they're on call, but they get like the heads up like, hey guys, we're doing a raid tomorrow.

Speaker 2:
[77:59] Bring your best vests. I wish I got to like, if I got asked to like, oh, would you want to like, would you want to shadow?

Speaker 1:
[78:07] Yeah, shadow a SWAT.

Speaker 2:
[78:09] I would 100% want to be on a stakeout like SWAT. Yeah. Just like kind of just there behind them. They're protecting me because you know, obviously-

Speaker 3:
[78:15] Yeah. I want to be in the car and the SWAT guy's sitting there with binoculars and he's like, yo, check this out. I want to be on a ride along.

Speaker 2:
[78:24] But you know what? That would be so fucking scary. So scary. Just like knowing that anything could pop off at any moment because you are in a free for all. It's a free for all land that you're in.

Speaker 3:
[78:35] Or shadow like a PI.

Speaker 2:
[78:40] I feel like that job is a lot more boring than we think.

Speaker 1:
[78:42] That's a lot of googling being like, you bitch, I found this. But actually-

Speaker 2:
[78:46] It's not all of falling around and it's not like a movie. They're not going in and it's like something insane that they're getting. It's just like they're going to someone's house.

Speaker 3:
[78:54] Or you're watching them and they're just like-

Speaker 1:
[78:56] If someone was on your tail-

Speaker 3:
[78:57] Just like walking out of a restaurant.

Speaker 1:
[78:58] Yeah. If someone was on your tail, do you think you'd know? No.

Speaker 3:
[79:02] Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2:
[79:03] No, you would? Well, I don't think they would have your car. They wouldn't have your car.

Speaker 3:
[79:07] I would know.

Speaker 2:
[79:08] Yeah, but they don't fall right behind you. I think they're really good with it.

Speaker 1:
[79:14] Stealth with their-

Speaker 2:
[79:16] They have to be. They have to be at least probably three cars behind you. You would never catch that.

Speaker 1:
[79:20] Not in LA.

Speaker 2:
[79:21] And I feel like you could follow people pretty easily home. Have you ever thought of that, like an intrusive thought? Your driving is like, I'm just going to follow this person.

Speaker 1:
[79:28] Yes. I thought about following. I've always wanted to follow a cop, to see when they'd be like, why are you following me?

Speaker 4:
[79:34] Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1:
[79:35] Just because I want to see where the action is. Where's the night going, boys? Like I, that's where I'm just like, where are they going?

Speaker 4:
[79:42] Where's the night taking us, baby?

Speaker 1:
[79:44] Please, can I come, please?

Speaker 2:
[79:46] Come on, let me help you. It's like the superhero movie, like with a kid that wants to be, let me be, please, let me come.

Speaker 3:
[79:52] Yeah. Come on.

Speaker 1:
[79:54] But yeah, I've had that intrusive thought, like, what if you just got followed?

Speaker 2:
[79:57] Just like, just follow, just like follow all the, I got followed once here, did I tell you that? What?

Speaker 3:
[80:01] You got followed going to the studio?

Speaker 2:
[80:02] No, no, I got followed just in general. I think it was somebody that knew who I was, but they were like, they were a guy. So like, you know when, like you see a girl, like looking at you from far away, you're like, oh, okay, she must be a fan. But when a dude is doing it, like an old, it's like a little, you gotta watch out, like are they about to fucking rob me? Are they about to jump me? Like, what is it? It was a dude that was in the car, but he knew who I was, but he was being so fucking creepy about it. This was like years ago. He followed me like pretty much from the street, 10 minutes down the road to a friend's house that I was going to their like apartment. And that's a long time to be following somebody. And I noticed it when I got closer there and they parked there and I ran inside, like oh my god, I'm being followed. I look outside and it was like a fan.

Speaker 1:
[80:52] Good grief. Yeah, it was like- What planet do you live on?

Speaker 2:
[80:57] So fucking scary.

Speaker 1:
[80:58] Like Zane, it's me. I just thought I could follow you home. Just a big fan, can I get a picture?

Speaker 2:
[81:02] It was that subtle. It was like, whoa dude.

Speaker 1:
[81:04] Or the worst, I hate when I've been at like red lights and something and someone's like, hey, move your window down. And I'm thinking like, what is like, is my car, is something like leaking out of my car? But they're like, just a big fan, just want to say hi. But I'm still like, thank you. Like you're putting me in a very vulnerable place.

Speaker 2:
[81:19] Are you driving?

Speaker 1:
[81:20] They also could just be like, bam, like just like that.

Speaker 2:
[81:24] Are you driving or are you still?

Speaker 1:
[81:25] Yes, I'm driving and they're next to me and it's just like, oh my God, hey, Matt.

Speaker 2:
[81:30] I thought you were at a stoplight, that's fine.

Speaker 1:
[81:31] Even a stoplight as well is like, it just, it's me, if I catch it, I catch it, but I'm not rolling my window down because we're operating motor vehicles here.

Speaker 4:
[81:42] Yeah, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 3:
[81:43] Zane, us the JoJo Siwa on the highway.

Speaker 2:
[81:48] We were fucking, like we were zooming up to her to try to like say hi to her because she was driving that fucking car.

Speaker 1:
[81:54] You know her little Tesla, she's asking for that.

Speaker 2:
[81:58] Yeah, I mean, if you have something like that, I feel like you want people to come up to you and say hi while driving.

Speaker 3:
[82:03] It was hard to get her attention though.

Speaker 2:
[82:05] It was. Well, she probably gets it fucking 50 times a goddamn day. No, it wasn't that. It was, it was more the Justin Bieber one. Because I remember her name was on there too. It didn't look like it looked, maybe it was that.

Speaker 3:
[82:18] It could have been that one.

Speaker 2:
[82:19] It was something like that. Yeah. We saw from a mile away that we're like, wait a second. And the last time I saw her was at VidCon before that, where she shook my hand sternly, just fucking stern. I'll never forget that. Every time I see her, I'm like, she meant business. I bet she has even a stronger fucking handshake now. I bet she'll beat my fucking ass.

Speaker 3:
[82:39] She just does those workouts with the hand.

Speaker 2:
[82:42] Yeah. She should sell like metal bows. Like, you know, bow with weights.

Speaker 1:
[82:46] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[82:46] Just like for the- Weighted bows.

Speaker 3:
[82:49] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[82:50] You just keep that head up.

Speaker 2:
[82:53] Just fucking neck workout. Yeah, dude. I'm going to make a music video with her.

Speaker 3:
[82:56] Watch.

Speaker 1:
[82:57] My high top shoes. I love that song.

Speaker 4:
[83:02] High top shoes.

Speaker 1:
[83:03] I was like one of her OG bangers.

Speaker 2:
[83:04] Would you say that's a very like doodoodoo song?

Speaker 1:
[83:07] Yeah, it's like for like little kids.

Speaker 2:
[83:08] Like your doodoodoo?

Speaker 1:
[83:09] My doodoodoo.

Speaker 2:
[83:10] Like you're saying doodoodoo.

Speaker 1:
[83:12] Oh, like a Diddy's?

Speaker 2:
[83:14] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[83:14] I'm saying Sabrina Carpenter's song sound like Diddy's. I think high top shoes actually fucking go somewhere.

Speaker 2:
[83:19] Oh, it's not like a- That's not a Diddy song to you?

Speaker 1:
[83:21] I don't-

Speaker 2:
[83:22] Can you- What's another example of a Diddy song? Except for a P Diddy, but-

Speaker 1:
[83:27] I feel like just songs that sound like TikTok. Like this sounds just like a TikTok dance.

Speaker 2:
[83:32] But I feel like that's everything.

Speaker 1:
[83:33] It's so hard. I'm on the spot. I'm stoned. I'm trying to think about it.

Speaker 2:
[83:36] Sorry.

Speaker 1:
[83:36] No, no.

Speaker 2:
[83:36] Oh my God. No, I shouldn't. Loser.

Speaker 1:
[83:40] Like, I think I fucked up. I'm just a loser. That's like a Diddy.

Speaker 2:
[83:45] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[83:45] You know? Yeah. But Sabrina Carpenter songs are better. Sabrina Carpenter fucking rocks. Sorry.

Speaker 2:
[83:49] I was just like- I was doing a little loop around. Yeah, no.

Speaker 1:
[83:52] Bring it back. Bring it back. Call it back.

Speaker 2:
[83:54] We're a podcast.

Speaker 3:
[83:55] Land the ship.

Speaker 1:
[83:55] Yeah. Dude, I fucking love Zara Larsen.

Speaker 2:
[83:59] She's great.

Speaker 1:
[84:00] I love the Midnight Sun album she put out. That? All fucking day.

Speaker 2:
[84:10] Yeah, fucking. It goes hard.

Speaker 1:
[84:11] Give me all of that. I just have dismissed Zara Larsen for the longest time.

Speaker 4:
[84:15] I also get her confused-

Speaker 2:
[84:16] I remember because I feel like I brought her up a few months ago and you were like, oh yeah, I don't know. I don't like much of Zara.

Speaker 1:
[84:21] I get her confused with that other girl.

Speaker 4:
[84:23] Other girl.

Speaker 1:
[84:23] Who did like, my coconuts. You can put them in your mouth.

Speaker 3:
[84:29] What? What is that?

Speaker 1:
[84:30] Kim Petras. I thought Kim Petras in Zara Larsen in my head.

Speaker 2:
[84:35] No, completely different people.

Speaker 1:
[84:37] I know.

Speaker 2:
[84:38] That's funny how you thought that was Zara Larsen.

Speaker 1:
[84:40] Well, in my brain, I just dismissed Zara Larsen and then she finally came on my feet and I'm like, yo, this slaps.

Speaker 2:
[84:46] Yeah.

Speaker 3:
[84:47] Who is the actress for Wonder Woman?

Speaker 1:
[84:51] Brie Larson.

Speaker 3:
[84:53] I kept thinking this whole time when everybody was talking about Zara Larsen and the music and I was like, I was like, damn.

Speaker 1:
[84:59] She's working.

Speaker 3:
[85:01] I was like, she does music too. I was like Wonder Woman and I was like, the whole time I thought that was her.

Speaker 1:
[85:08] Brie Larson.

Speaker 2:
[85:09] Is she still doing a lot of movies?

Speaker 1:
[85:12] I mean, she was Captain Marvel, so she did a bunch of that. I feel like she needs to come back to the serious roles, but I think she's busy being a mom and she's really active on her YouTube channel too. I think she started it during COVID.

Speaker 2:
[85:26] Honestly, I feel like a lot of these actors that have kids, they see social media as also just a way to generate revenue without having to leave your house.

Speaker 5:
[85:35] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[85:37] Then they start it. I think it's really smart for them, and that's probably why we don't see a lot of them.

Speaker 5:
[85:41] She's in the new Super Mario movie.

Speaker 4:
[85:43] Oh!

Speaker 2:
[85:43] Well, that's a voiceover.

Speaker 4:
[85:44] Oh, is she Peach?

Speaker 1:
[85:45] No, she's not.

Speaker 2:
[85:45] She does it from the comfort of her own home, I'm sure.

Speaker 1:
[85:47] Rosalina. Rosalina.

Speaker 2:
[85:49] Rosalina. Has Shakira ever performed at Coachella?

Speaker 1:
[85:54] No.

Speaker 2:
[85:54] I feel like she'd be a good one.

Speaker 1:
[85:56] I bring out a lot of old people.

Speaker 2:
[85:57] Yeah, which is good.

Speaker 1:
[85:59] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[86:00] I think I could see her being on that stage in a year or two. I'm going to call it right now.

Speaker 3:
[86:04] You pitch it.

Speaker 2:
[86:05] I just have a feeling. Yeah, Shakira. Because she would bring masses. Her old shit, you know she would be popping out there with her old shit.

Speaker 4:
[86:14] Who baby we are.

Speaker 2:
[86:17] Imagine everybody shaking their fucking bellies in the crowd.

Speaker 3:
[86:21] She came out as a guest in 2024. We don't remember this?

Speaker 2:
[86:25] Well, it looks like it's for artists I've never heard of, so that's probably why I didn't know.

Speaker 4:
[86:30] All right.

Speaker 2:
[86:30] I think that's all we got for today, baby. I'm high as hell and it's time to end this episode. Thank you so much for tuning in to another episode of Zane and Heath Unfiltered. You can check out these episodes every Monday, audio form, and all podcast platforms, and every Tuesday video form on youtube.com/zane and Heath.

Speaker 3:
[86:45] That's right, baby. And if you want to check out the Patreon, patreon.com/zane and Heath, we keep these cameras rolling. You get an extended cut of every single episode, early access, ad free. We do a bonus episode every month, a live Q&A every single month. It's a great time. Again, if you want to check it out, patreon.com/zane and Heath. We're going to jump into the unwind right now, so we'll see you there.

Speaker 2:
[87:04] We love you guys. Toodles, Heath.

Speaker 3:
[87:06] Peace.