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Speaker 1:
[00:00] La La Land, Los Angeles, California. The boys are coming. We're gonna be there May 7th at the Balesco Theater as a part of the, Netflix is a joke fest.
Speaker 2:
[00:10] Yes, and then we're gonna be in Portland, Maine at the Empire Comedy Club, Pittsburgh Improv, and Hilarity's out there in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets. These shows are gonna sell out. These are great markets. We love the homies and bozos in these cities. We'll see you there.
Speaker 1:
[00:23] We'll see you there. Hey, everybody out there. Welcome back to Everybody's Favorite Podcast.
Speaker 2:
[00:29] Got them.
Speaker 1:
[00:29] This is Are You Garbage. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash.
Speaker 2:
[00:38] Trash, trash, trash.
Speaker 1:
[00:39] Yeah, that's right. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new edition. She's upstairs having a little bit of couch-ocula. Okay. My co-host is coming to you from across the table. Doesn't matter what I would have said. I would have got it in here. But he's my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him.
Speaker 2:
[00:59] You're going to lose.
Speaker 1:
[00:59] CEO of Are You Garbage? No, I'm not. We're having a good time. Luke's a jerk off. That's not on me.
Speaker 2:
[01:07] I can't.
Speaker 1:
[01:07] This kid's really been running his mouth, ladies and gentlemen, taking shots at me. Kevin Ryan, my old pal. Hey, buddy.
Speaker 2:
[01:15] What's up? Thanks for having me, man.
Speaker 3:
[01:16] Appreciate you.
Speaker 1:
[01:18] Good to be here.
Speaker 2:
[01:19] I look over your goal.
Speaker 3:
[01:21] All right.
Speaker 1:
[01:22] I'll leave you guys to it.
Speaker 2:
[01:23] What's up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the charts. Get your Werner ladder out and climb the charts.
Speaker 1:
[01:33] It's got to be a Werner.
Speaker 2:
[01:34] Got to be a Werner. That's what we're doing. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. I'll show you garbage. You go over there. You get all our bonus content. Then obviously, we just announced Atlantic City. The boys are going down to shore this summer. One night, Friday, July 10th at the Hard Rock. That's going to sell out. It sold out last year. You get your mother friggin tickets.
Speaker 1:
[01:54] Do we do the Hard Rock last year?
Speaker 2:
[01:56] No, we did the Borgata. That was a little too classy for the boys. A little too classy.
Speaker 1:
[02:01] Down there at the Hard Rock, July.
Speaker 3:
[02:04] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[02:07] Atlantic City.
Speaker 1:
[02:08] I mean, how much more AYG does it get?
Speaker 2:
[02:10] I know.
Speaker 3:
[02:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[02:13] Obviously, you listen. That's a big, that's a Philly market. That's a Philly market. So get them tickets, because everyone's going to be down a short.
Speaker 1:
[02:22] Yeah, you got that hot restaurant down here. Twenty eight, twenty five or something like that. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2:
[02:26] I know it's I know of it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[02:29] My brother has been there twice.
Speaker 2:
[02:30] Yeah. You got him in. That's what you're bringing up.
Speaker 1:
[02:32] This got him in.
Speaker 2:
[02:33] You pulled some strings.
Speaker 1:
[02:34] Our boy, Jesse.
Speaker 2:
[02:35] Uh huh. You just my boy.
Speaker 1:
[02:36] Don't shout out to him.
Speaker 2:
[02:37] He's my boy. I'm like, you're not our boy. You're my boy.
Speaker 3:
[02:39] Huh.
Speaker 2:
[02:41] You really frame mugging me.
Speaker 1:
[02:43] I don't know where you stand these days.
Speaker 3:
[02:45] What do you mean?
Speaker 1:
[02:46] I mean, it could be with this guy, Luke.
Speaker 3:
[02:48] Got a lot to say lately.
Speaker 1:
[02:50] But I love you, kid. You're an inspiration. And you're a role model to me, believe it, at 20. I swear to God, at 27. 28.
Speaker 2:
[02:58] What?
Speaker 1:
[02:59] Hey. Hey, you.
Speaker 2:
[03:00] Hey, happy birthday.
Speaker 1:
[03:02] I do have somewhat disturbing news that I think I have to share with the audience. Unfortunately, it has to do with you.
Speaker 2:
[03:15] Okay. I think I know where this is. Is this the thing you couldn't wrap your head around?
Speaker 1:
[03:20] I think it's going to take away a lot of your convictions. Like, if you were a prosecutor, a lot of the shit that you run your mouth about, that you say this, you say that, that you make fun of me for, is going to get washed away.
Speaker 2:
[03:34] I've never seen you react to a sentence I said.
Speaker 1:
[03:37] Luke's not going to understand this.
Speaker 2:
[03:39] He's not. And I got to be honest with you, I don't fully understand it. I do. You were smoking a cig. You flicked a cig. I hadn't even done it. He's like three drags. He flicked a cig and went.
Speaker 1:
[03:49] I just think the homies in the bozo should all know. Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin was a fan, a big fan of the television show that ran from 1998 to 2004 on CBS called Becker.
Speaker 3:
[04:05] What the? With Ted Danson. I think he just blew the roof off the place.
Speaker 1:
[04:12] Becker, the show about the misanthropic family practice in the Bronx.
Speaker 2:
[04:21] Was that where it took place?
Speaker 3:
[04:23] Riverdale? I had no idea.
Speaker 1:
[04:27] You watched Becker.
Speaker 2:
[04:30] Listen.
Speaker 1:
[04:30] That was after Cheers. I remember being like, what the fuck is Sam Malone doing with these dorks?
Speaker 2:
[04:39] So you're upside of fictional characters.
Speaker 1:
[04:42] Get out of here with that crap.
Speaker 2:
[04:43] Fictional characters and other fictional characters hanging around as a dork.
Speaker 1:
[04:47] CBS?
Speaker 2:
[04:49] What's the problem?
Speaker 1:
[04:50] You stink. That's the problem. You're running your mouth. Like you're some kind of cool guy. You might as well have been watching Designing Women, which I would have respected a little bit more.
Speaker 2:
[05:01] That's a great program. So what are you talking about? Listen, I'm not saying I wasn't in the studio audience. You know what I mean? I wasn't. I wasn't.
Speaker 3:
[05:11] I love Becker.
Speaker 2:
[05:13] I said that was a good show. No, no, no, no. Let's pull it all back.
Speaker 3:
[05:18] You said you love Becker when I was babies.
Speaker 1:
[05:22] You make fun of me for watching Cheer or for watching MASH. So many shows.
Speaker 2:
[05:30] Becker.
Speaker 1:
[05:32] Becker. Now, if you don't know Becker, you really have to, you have to put yourself in this time and place. It was like if Old Navy made a TV show, it was just, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[05:44] You shop at Old Navy.
Speaker 1:
[05:46] Not anymore. I don't fit anything in there.
Speaker 2:
[05:48] Jokes on them.
Speaker 1:
[05:49] Suckers.
Speaker 2:
[05:53] Hold on. You, I don't make fun of you for watching MASH. I make fun of you for referencing, for making MASH jokes 70 years later than getting upset when we don't get them.
Speaker 1:
[06:02] 70 years later.
Speaker 2:
[06:03] Whatever. Also, I didn't say I love Becker. We were watching something and we said, what is that guy from? It was Mocha Joe. I said, and he's also from Becker, and you would have thought I peed in your Cheerios. I was crazy. You watched Becker? I said, yeah, you're like with the blind guy? Like you were upset that the guy was blind.
Speaker 1:
[06:28] What guy?
Speaker 3:
[06:29] The guy that owns the newsstand.
Speaker 1:
[06:31] What guy owns the newsstand?
Speaker 2:
[06:34] The blind guy.
Speaker 1:
[06:35] In Becker?
Speaker 3:
[06:35] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[06:36] I don't know. What the hell?
Speaker 2:
[06:37] I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:
[06:39] I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:
[06:40] Someone's backpedaling now.
Speaker 1:
[06:42] Listen, I'm not a fucking Becker super fan. I never watched the show. I didn't know that anybody on the show was blind. I wouldn't have any problem with that. Why would I care if the guy was blind? I was making fun of Tommy because when he has his sunglasses on, he looks blind.
Speaker 2:
[06:58] You're just combining stuff. This is the defense of a madman. I've sat here and stood my ground and honestly told the people-
Speaker 1:
[07:05] This man watches Becker. That's all we need to know.
Speaker 2:
[07:08] I've told the people out there, what actually happened? Did I watch Becker? It's fucking Ted Danson. What are we even talking? You got Ted Danson and Mocha Joe in the same program yet again? He was before Larry David. Larry David sold the town.
Speaker 1:
[07:22] Mocha Joe wasn't Mocha Joe yet. I got nothing against the guy playing Mocha Joe. I have something against the fact that you watched Becker at that time and place in the quarter of the world. Did you watch it? Did you and your mom sit there and watch it? Was both wearing dresses?
Speaker 2:
[07:35] Was it a what?
Speaker 1:
[07:36] Smoking cigarettes?
Speaker 2:
[07:38] First of all, Denise stopped smoking years before that. OK, she only did a little puff. Becker, you were in high school at the time too. I was in fucking seventh grade.
Speaker 1:
[07:50] It's even worse, man. Put on a cartoon watching Becker.
Speaker 2:
[07:54] It's cartoon in seventh grade. This is this is why we're different humans.
Speaker 1:
[07:58] What's wrong with the car? You were watching sophisticated adult contemporary comedies.
Speaker 2:
[08:02] Becker about doctors in the Bronx.
Speaker 1:
[08:04] Yeah. Me a break.
Speaker 2:
[08:05] People are doing the living and dying in this city, not fucking cartoons. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[08:08] What neighborhood in the Bronx should Becker live at?
Speaker 2:
[08:10] The one up there by Little Italy.
Speaker 1:
[08:13] None of that set fits the Bronx. I've been up there. Late night.
Speaker 3:
[08:19] Looking for dudes.
Speaker 2:
[08:22] Can we get a little bit of what were the reviews of Becker? See, this is very fun to me because critically acclaimed.
Speaker 1:
[08:26] Everybody loved it.
Speaker 2:
[08:28] Oh, so I'm the dance hall in here?
Speaker 1:
[08:29] Not seventh graders. Listen, I just strike it as I. We don't need to beat this to death. I just strike it as odd.
Speaker 2:
[08:35] Well, no. Now that I'm going, let me see some reviews are going. You want to backpedal?
Speaker 1:
[08:39] Listen, stop saying backpedal.
Speaker 2:
[08:41] Someone's backpedaling.
Speaker 1:
[08:42] Because I'll freak out. I'm not backpedaling. You have nothing on me about the blind guy.
Speaker 2:
[08:48] Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1:
[08:48] You just made all that up. None of this crap works. That was your joke.
Speaker 2:
[08:51] You're like the blind guy with the newsstand?
Speaker 1:
[08:52] I didn't even know what you were talking about. What blind guy with the newsstand? I didn't know there was a newsstand involved.
Speaker 2:
[08:57] That's what a backpeddler would say.
Speaker 1:
[08:59] No. Crazy.
Speaker 2:
[09:02] What do we have? How many rotten tomatoes does it have?
Speaker 4:
[09:06] We got an 87% popcorn score.
Speaker 1:
[09:10] I just said, critically acclaimed, everybody liked it, just not Seventh Crater.
Speaker 4:
[09:14] Mash only got an 82.
Speaker 2:
[09:17] Here we go.
Speaker 1:
[09:17] Don't start that shit.
Speaker 3:
[09:18] Here we go.
Speaker 1:
[09:21] Don't start that shit. You stink.
Speaker 2:
[09:22] Kippy rules.
Speaker 1:
[09:23] Everybody knows. First of all.
Speaker 2:
[09:24] I'm getting a Becker tattoo.
Speaker 1:
[09:25] I'm not into a Mash-Becker debate. Mash is one of the-
Speaker 2:
[09:28] First of all.
Speaker 1:
[09:29] Mash is one of the- Mash was the most watched at the last television episode ever.
Speaker 2:
[09:34] First of all, there's no need to get into a debate. The tribe is smoking and Mash stinks. Becker's awesome. Obviously everybody knows that.
Speaker 1:
[09:40] What's it called? What's the name of that website? Get the fuck out of here with that. That's bought and sold. I think Trident owns that.
Speaker 2:
[09:46] Oh, you think Becker bought and sold?
Speaker 1:
[09:49] No, that website is bought and sold.
Speaker 2:
[09:51] Yeah, for movies, not Becker.
Speaker 1:
[09:52] That's all fake.
Speaker 2:
[09:54] For Becker?
Speaker 3:
[09:55] For Becker.
Speaker 2:
[09:56] Oh, I got him dead there. You're like my wife. You don't have to get dead there. You're like my wife. You're a pedo. That's when I know I got you against the ropes.
Speaker 1:
[10:03] I'm making fun of you for saying Becker like that. You don't have me up against anything.
Speaker 2:
[10:09] Yes, first of all, you're lying, you're backpedaling, and you're mimicking. Those are three telltale signs of a loser.
Speaker 1:
[10:14] These are all made up.
Speaker 2:
[10:17] What, did you not just backpedal and end?
Speaker 1:
[10:19] I didn't backpedal once.
Speaker 2:
[10:20] Okay.
Speaker 1:
[10:21] Not once. What did I backpedal on? You made up the whole thing or misremember the thing about us getting into a conversation about Mocha Joe being a blind guy and I didn't like it.
Speaker 2:
[10:30] You just said that.
Speaker 1:
[10:30] I don't even remember knowing that.
Speaker 2:
[10:33] Okay, listen, critically acclaimed.
Speaker 1:
[10:35] I don't think it was Mocha Joe that was in the show. We were trying to figure out-
Speaker 2:
[10:39] It was Mocha Joe.
Speaker 1:
[10:40] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[10:42] I know, I'm a super fan. It was Mocha Joe.
Speaker 1:
[10:44] All right.
Speaker 2:
[10:45] Listen, I'm just saying, you got Ted Danson, you got Mocha Joe. Who else did that? Larry David. What else did Larry David create? Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld. He knows what he's doing. He sees those two stars, those two talents. You put them on screen, you got yourself a goddamn hit. What other program have those two guys been in? They're not in Mrs. They're in Amazing Shows.
Speaker 1:
[11:06] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[11:07] That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:
[11:08] All right. You watch Becker. You like Becker? That's totally cool. I'm sorry I brought it up. I dig it, man. Maybe we should watch it.
Speaker 2:
[11:17] We should watch it.
Speaker 1:
[11:17] We should watch it together.
Speaker 2:
[11:18] Should expand your horizons.
Speaker 1:
[11:20] Yes.
Speaker 2:
[11:20] Maybe it's not all cartoons and soprano. A little higher level highbrow comedy about, I didn't even know it was about a family pride. I thought he worked at a hospital. It only took place in the coffee shop. Right?
Speaker 1:
[11:37] I don't know, man. I don't watch it.
Speaker 2:
[11:38] Yeah, right.
Speaker 1:
[11:39] I didn't.
Speaker 2:
[11:41] You're like one of those congressmen who's like anti-gay and then comes out being gay. I'm going to catch you at a truck stop watching Pecker later.
Speaker 1:
[11:48] Well, I'm watching Pecker. He got me.
Speaker 2:
[11:52] Um, yeah. I would probably say I saw, I would say probably a quarter.
Speaker 1:
[11:58] 128 episodes?
Speaker 2:
[12:00] Is that how many there were? That's syndication. Of course.
Speaker 1:
[12:04] I'm not saying it wasn't popular. I'm not saying it wasn't a good show. I'm saying it strikes me as incredibly odd that a seventh grade boy was into the show Becker when it was in prime time.
Speaker 2:
[12:16] Into the show, you also got to think this is...
Speaker 1:
[12:19] Because Becker was like a, you know, it was coming out of must-see TV and all that kind of stuff. It was just odd. It was very, you know, yeah, it's CBS-ified and I don't know, man. I thought it, you know...
Speaker 2:
[12:40] So it's weird for whatever, let's say a 12-year-old boy to be watching a sitcom. That's weird. You were seven watching MASH. What is a little... That's not odd? I'm just grading your behavior on the things you're grading my behavior.
Speaker 1:
[13:00] I'll give you that. I'm going to say, yeah, that's a little odd.
Speaker 2:
[13:03] A little odd? A little odd. You're watching a World War II...
Speaker 1:
[13:07] Korea. Dickhead.
Speaker 2:
[13:09] Whatever. You're watching a war comedy with your family.
Speaker 1:
[13:13] Not really a comedy. It was made more of a...
Speaker 2:
[13:15] That was a laugh a minute. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:
[13:17] Drama. I don't know. War. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[13:20] I'm getting a little weird about this.
Speaker 4:
[13:23] I will say this might have spawned Kippy's alter ego, Kippy Rooney. The show revolves around Becker and the things that annoy him.
Speaker 1:
[13:31] That's true. That's true.
Speaker 2:
[13:34] Hit me, Kippy Rooney.
Speaker 3:
[13:35] Put the eyebrows on me.
Speaker 2:
[13:38] Isn't it weird?
Speaker 1:
[13:39] I don't like square pizza.
Speaker 2:
[13:41] I love square pizza. Now you're just making stuff up and you're backpedaling.
Speaker 1:
[13:45] I want all square pizza.
Speaker 2:
[13:48] I like both. I like having the option. When I get pizza, I get a little bit square, a little bit triangle. Square's a better vehicle if we're shooting it straight. And typically has better flavors.
Speaker 1:
[14:00] I'm trying to think of other shows that I hate it.
Speaker 2:
[14:02] I can't.
Speaker 1:
[14:03] Maybe you watch it. Maybe you watch it.
Speaker 2:
[14:04] All fine. I think this. I think you hated that time and place of you're going to must see TV. Like, culture changed. And if there's one thing I know about the big dog, he don't like it. So culture changed. And then you're going. You hated what that stood for. The people that watched it. Meanwhile, I'm a Sam Malone guy, not some fucking doctor past, man.
Speaker 1:
[14:26] Stop it.
Speaker 2:
[14:27] You are. You're going. I'm a Sam Malone guy.
Speaker 1:
[14:31] Took me a long time to adjust.
Speaker 2:
[14:33] Sure.
Speaker 1:
[14:34] I only liked him in Kirby Enthusiasm because he was fucking Ted Danson. And I loved him in Saving Private Ryan. Let me get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:
[14:43] He also played Ted Danson in that.
Speaker 1:
[14:44] No, he did.
Speaker 2:
[14:45] Oh, my God, you're an idiot.
Speaker 1:
[14:47] He played Becker, Becker's grandfather. You don't remember that scene. One of the best scenes in Saving Private Ryan. I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[14:55] Who are you talking to?
Speaker 1:
[14:56] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[14:56] You're just making grants.
Speaker 1:
[14:57] Luke, you ever see Saving Private Ryan?
Speaker 4:
[14:59] I'm forgetting Ted Danson in it.
Speaker 1:
[15:00] Wow. See? Doesn't forget Teresee, though. Oh, Teresee.
Speaker 2:
[15:05] Man, you're on a warpath today.
Speaker 1:
[15:06] I am.
Speaker 3:
[15:07] You are.
Speaker 1:
[15:08] Little bit.
Speaker 2:
[15:09] You don't remember that show, you don't remember that movie that came out before you were born.
Speaker 1:
[15:13] Was it before you were born, buddy?
Speaker 2:
[15:15] Same year, dude.
Speaker 4:
[15:17] It was the year after I was born.
Speaker 2:
[15:18] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[15:18] Wow.
Speaker 2:
[15:19] Cut the guy some.
Speaker 1:
[15:20] That's crazy.
Speaker 2:
[15:21] Cut the guy some slack.
Speaker 1:
[15:23] Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 2:
[15:25] It's not like your family where he turned six and they started showing a war propaganda film.
Speaker 1:
[15:29] Top Gun.
Speaker 2:
[15:30] All right. It's your sixth birthday. We're going to watch Deer Hunter.
Speaker 1:
[15:35] And you got to watch it. You'll find out what a commies are trying to kill you. I love it.
Speaker 2:
[15:40] Listen, my TV proclivities are neither here nor there.
Speaker 1:
[15:44] Of course.
Speaker 2:
[15:45] And listen, guys, if you're a Beckerhead, hit me up. All right? The Beckerhead. It was a fine program. Do I deserve to be ridiculed and drug through the mud for it?
Speaker 1:
[15:56] Struck me funny.
Speaker 2:
[15:57] I get that.
Speaker 1:
[15:58] Strange.
Speaker 2:
[15:59] You also got to cut me a little slack, I feel, in the sense that, like, there wasn't all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1:
[16:04] I get it.
Speaker 2:
[16:05] There wasn't that much. There wasn't that much going on.
Speaker 3:
[16:09] This is overweight.
Speaker 1:
[16:11] Girls probably didn't notice you.
Speaker 3:
[16:13] Bad teeth.
Speaker 1:
[16:14] Bad teeth.
Speaker 2:
[16:15] Going bald.
Speaker 1:
[16:15] Seventh grade. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[16:18] This is before On Demand. This is before all that kind of shit. So it was just like you kind of that was a time where you still had to watch what was fucking being watched. And if I wanted to spend any time with my father, it was in front of the television.
Speaker 1:
[16:32] Your dad didn't watch Becker.
Speaker 2:
[16:34] I don't know. Yeah, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1:
[16:36] I know.
Speaker 2:
[16:37] Listen, I don't think my dad liked Ted Anson. What fucking girl?
Speaker 1:
[16:40] I met your father once.
Speaker 2:
[16:41] You're nuts, dude. You're just a nuts guy.
Speaker 1:
[16:43] I met your dad once. No way he watched Becker.
Speaker 2:
[16:45] Well, I haven't talked to him in six years. I'm going to call him right now, find out if he watched Becker. I would just do it for the show. I'd be crazy.
Speaker 1:
[16:52] That'd be fine.
Speaker 2:
[16:53] All right.
Speaker 1:
[16:53] Thanks. Bye.
Speaker 2:
[16:54] I knew it.
Speaker 1:
[16:55] Did you pick up?
Speaker 2:
[16:56] Uh, probably not. That would be deferred to a voicemail that I would have to go, hey, check it in. Wonder if you want to get together, watch Becker, got the box set.
Speaker 1:
[17:06] That would be cool.
Speaker 2:
[17:07] Becker, can you watch Becker anywhere? That might be a fun Patreon episode. We watch an episode of Becker, the highest rated episode.
Speaker 1:
[17:14] See if you can turn me?
Speaker 2:
[17:15] See if I can turn you.
Speaker 1:
[17:15] I got to start from the beginning.
Speaker 2:
[17:17] You don't listen. I'm calling.
Speaker 1:
[17:19] I can't jump in.
Speaker 4:
[17:20] Can watch it on Pluto TV.
Speaker 1:
[17:23] Give me the cash.
Speaker 2:
[17:23] We should sell a special to Pluto TV.
Speaker 1:
[17:26] Pluto TV?
Speaker 2:
[17:27] I don't know. They got Becker. They got cash.
Speaker 1:
[17:29] Pluto TV.
Speaker 3:
[17:30] You think Ted Danz is signing...
Speaker 1:
[17:31] Oh, yeah. I have that on my Samsung.
Speaker 2:
[17:33] On my Samsung?
Speaker 1:
[17:34] I have that on my Samsung. And I didn't pay my...
Speaker 2:
[17:37] Who calls their TV the brand of the TV? I have that on my Vizio.
Speaker 1:
[17:41] I didn't pay my YouTube TV, so...
Speaker 2:
[17:44] This guy is just mulching through fucking bits. I didn't pay. I didn't pay. I didn't pay. He didn't pay a lot of bills, trust me. I know that.
Speaker 1:
[17:55] I've been watching Pluto TV.
Speaker 2:
[17:58] That's funny.
Speaker 1:
[17:59] I didn't mean to steamroll you.
Speaker 2:
[18:00] It's okay.
Speaker 4:
[18:01] That means you're doing bad.
Speaker 2:
[18:03] Luke!
Speaker 1:
[18:04] What did he say?
Speaker 2:
[18:04] You're watching Pluto TV? What, are you hanging out at the hospital a lot? Oh, a Practical Jokers again.
Speaker 1:
[18:12] I do a lot of physical therapy.
Speaker 2:
[18:15] I just jimmed up. Listen, again, neither here nor there, but I do look forward to sharing an episode or two. Maybe we'll do it on the Patreon, do a nice watch along, an episode or two of Becker with You. I think you would be delighted if you got out of your comfort zone and enjoyed some high brow, well written, well acted, well produced, well directed situation.
Speaker 1:
[18:37] Andy Ackerman. I think it was a showrunner or whatever.
Speaker 2:
[18:40] There you go. What else he run?
Speaker 1:
[18:42] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[18:43] Something.
Speaker 1:
[18:43] Big stuff.
Speaker 3:
[18:44] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[18:45] You shot me down before.
Speaker 3:
[18:48] That's why you don't like it.
Speaker 2:
[18:49] This goes all the way to the top. Gang, check out Becker on CBS Tuesday Nights. When did it air? Give me that. Do you have the time? It was like a Monday. It was 830.
Speaker 1:
[18:58] What time? What day?
Speaker 4:
[19:00] Monday.
Speaker 1:
[19:00] Yeah, Monday's at 830.
Speaker 4:
[19:02] Let me triple check.
Speaker 1:
[19:04] I might have been up against Roseanne.
Speaker 2:
[19:07] Not 98.
Speaker 1:
[19:08] Maybe the end of Roseanne.
Speaker 2:
[19:09] 90, I don't know. Roseanne, I wasn't a...
Speaker 4:
[19:13] It was a lead in to Everybody Loves Raymond. It was originally 930, and then it went to...
Speaker 2:
[19:18] A lead in to Everybody Loves Raymond?
Speaker 1:
[19:19] And you know how I feel about that.
Speaker 2:
[19:21] You don't like Raymond?
Speaker 4:
[19:22] No.
Speaker 1:
[19:24] No.
Speaker 3:
[19:25] You're nuts, dude.
Speaker 2:
[19:26] I can't get a.
Speaker 1:
[19:26] At Truth Be Told, yeah, he's up.
Speaker 2:
[19:28] At Tony Soprano, and I ain't even watching it.
Speaker 1:
[19:30] His wife was a huge bitch. Nothing against the actor. But give me a break. I like Peter Boyle. I like a Brad Garrett. Small doses.
Speaker 2:
[19:41] That's a big guy for small doses. Uh, listen, for you burn any more bridges in the industry.
Speaker 1:
[19:48] Do I like Ray Romano? Brilliant. Donny Brilliant in The Irishman.
Speaker 2:
[19:53] I got to. Well, you can't call him brilliant than his life's work, you go. You don't like it.
Speaker 1:
[19:57] It's not his life's work.
Speaker 2:
[19:58] Everybody loves Raymond.
Speaker 1:
[19:59] Rosenthal's.
Speaker 2:
[20:00] Everybody loves Raymond is not Ray Romano's life's work.
Speaker 1:
[20:03] That's all Rosenthal. You're not traveling around Thailand.
Speaker 2:
[20:07] So you go, oh, he's great. I liked him in The Irishman because you only watch mob stuff. So you're like, that's the one thing. I'm sorry, Becker didn't do fucking Goodfellas Five. OK, Moka Joe was probably in fuck.
Speaker 1:
[20:22] Becker didn't even have a drug problem. How am I supposed to get behind this? Crazy.
Speaker 2:
[20:27] Man, you're something else.
Speaker 1:
[20:28] Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3:
[20:28] You are setting your way.
Speaker 1:
[20:30] I'm an old man. Kevin, let's talk about Mars Men, baby.
Speaker 2:
[20:35] Mars Men, Mars Men, Mars Men.
Speaker 1:
[20:36] Let's talk about unlocking your potential. I'm getting older. Things are slowing down. Things aren't what they used to be. You know, sometimes you feel like you're walking through mud.
Speaker 2:
[20:45] Yeah, you can feel the changes of lower testosterone. That's right.
Speaker 1:
[20:48] I don't want to say it, but yeah, you got to put my business on front street. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2:
[20:56] Feels like you hit a brick wall. Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[21:01] You got it all right. What do you got for me? Give me something good.
Speaker 2:
[21:04] Yeah, you do. Listen, you got the workouts, the diet, but you still feel like you're stretching and calling.
Speaker 1:
[21:09] I'm not doing any of that, but yeah, I'm still tanking. But a lot of guys out there are, and they're still not feeling up to snuff.
Speaker 2:
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[22:41] Love you. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
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Speaker 1:
[24:09] Please, us debating TV from 25 years ago, you should have just took the hit and moved on. You'll watch Becker. It's okay.
Speaker 3:
[24:16] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[24:20] I don't like how- I just can't look at you the same.
Speaker 3:
[24:22] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[24:22] It's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1:
[24:23] Weird.
Speaker 2:
[24:24] It's crazy.
Speaker 1:
[24:25] Becker.
Speaker 2:
[24:25] Wait, how old were you?
Speaker 3:
[24:26] So you were 22?
Speaker 1:
[24:30] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[24:30] Well, wait, I can't let it go. You're telling me you can't look at me the same. I've been best residue for 15 years ago, and I can't look at you the same.
Speaker 1:
[24:36] 1998, I just come back from North Carolina, making big moves.
Speaker 2:
[24:41] Okay. You're a fucking huffing cleanser in a closet with your roommate. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:
[24:45] Okay. You get personal. And then I moved to New York in 1999. Was right back 2008.
Speaker 4:
[24:59] Trying to find the set of Becker.
Speaker 2:
[25:01] They shoot Becker up here. That's right. Yeah, you moved out. You missed out on Dawson's Creek in North Carolina.
Speaker 1:
[25:05] He shot that in a lot in LA. Tell you what, Ted Danz is coming to New York to shoot. You're kidding me. It's probably the only reason he took the show. It's probably 10 minutes away from his house.
Speaker 2:
[25:15] I don't know if you're a pro, Becker. I can't get a read. I get you don't like it.
Speaker 1:
[25:18] I'm pro Danzin all the way. You know that. Danzin from start to finish. Ted Danz has been on TV in some form or another for the last 35 years. I love Ted Danz. You.
Speaker 2:
[25:31] This was his.
Speaker 3:
[25:32] This was his. No, I don't have done this.
Speaker 2:
[25:37] This was his. This is his only leading role. That was an ensemble cast. Cheers was an ensemble cast.
Speaker 4:
[25:44] They were without a doubt.
Speaker 1:
[25:46] You got one.
Speaker 2:
[25:47] You weren't even alive through Kirstie Alley, Woody, the fucking rest in peace to the coach.
Speaker 1:
[25:52] You said Mocha Joe was on the show. Mocha Joe.
Speaker 2:
[25:54] Mocha Joe. Listen, I love Mocha Joe.
Speaker 3:
[25:56] He can't carry Ted Danz instead of the scope.
Speaker 2:
[25:59] He can't carry. He can't carry Becker's lab jacket. OK, mm hmm.
Speaker 1:
[26:06] And Ted Danz was a star of Cheers.
Speaker 2:
[26:08] I'm not saying he wasn't a star. That was an ensemble cast.
Speaker 1:
[26:10] Ted Danz was the star of Shores, an ensemble cast, but Ted Danz was an ensemble cast. Whatever. I'm not and I'm not debating.
Speaker 2:
[26:16] You see, this is what you do.
Speaker 1:
[26:18] You start getting this stuff. I'm debating these things. I don't want to debate these things. I think it's weird you watch Becker. That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 3:
[26:24] That's fair.
Speaker 2:
[26:26] We just unpacked why you think it's weird.
Speaker 3:
[26:28] That's all.
Speaker 1:
[26:29] Why?
Speaker 2:
[26:30] I'm just one.
Speaker 1:
[26:31] I think, you know, because it wasn't my kind of rock and roll.
Speaker 3:
[26:35] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[26:35] Listen, if it didn't scratch your itch, you ain't a fan and that's fair. Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:
[26:41] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[26:42] Sure.
Speaker 1:
[26:42] Got me.
Speaker 2:
[26:43] All right. Listen, gang, as you know...
Speaker 4:
[26:45] If you Google Ted Danson, Becker is one of his top projects.
Speaker 2:
[26:48] Top project? 87.
Speaker 1:
[26:51] 87 what?
Speaker 2:
[26:51] Popcorn meter.
Speaker 4:
[26:52] It's the fourth project that comes up.
Speaker 2:
[26:53] Fourth project.
Speaker 1:
[26:54] What's the first three?
Speaker 4:
[26:55] A Man on the Inside, Cheers, or The Good Place.
Speaker 1:
[26:58] Ooh. Ooh. The Good Place. Now, I like that show.
Speaker 2:
[27:01] A Man on the Inside? Is that the new one?
Speaker 1:
[27:03] That's the new one. He's in a nursing home.
Speaker 3:
[27:05] Kick rocks.
Speaker 1:
[27:08] Why?
Speaker 3:
[27:08] What? It's time to be...
Speaker 1:
[27:11] Turn this into a Ted Danson podcast. Just fight about Ted Danson.
Speaker 2:
[27:14] I want the good plane, the Ted Danson plane.
Speaker 1:
[27:16] Of course.
Speaker 2:
[27:17] All right. Listen. Here we go. Uh, this is okay. This one's from $10 Shareholder. Generic name. Love it.
Speaker 1:
[27:24] Love it.
Speaker 2:
[27:24] You ever make an ice cream sandwich with Wonder Bread and vanilla ice cream? It's a sweet bread, and it works better than you think. This blew my brain. I've never thought about making an ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 1:
[27:37] Like a, like, what do you mean? Like what?
Speaker 2:
[27:39] Wait.
Speaker 1:
[27:40] Hold on. On a cookie?
Speaker 2:
[27:42] I thought, I thought the Becker was going to get, I thought the Becker was an ugly guy.
Speaker 1:
[27:44] You're telling me at your house.
Speaker 2:
[27:46] No. Never. I've never thought about it.
Speaker 1:
[27:47] You never took two chocolate chip cookies, whether it be a chipahoy or...
Speaker 2:
[27:51] If I want to have a chipahoy, I'm going to have a chipahoy.
Speaker 1:
[27:53] Or whatever. And you never put ice cream in the middle.
Speaker 2:
[27:56] Not even that I've never done it. It's never crossed my mind.
Speaker 1:
[28:00] What? That's bonkos. I know you can't find those chocolatey, the rectangle ones. You can't find those wafers nowhere.
Speaker 2:
[28:08] That's not a wafer.
Speaker 1:
[28:09] Whatever it is. A cake. It's not a wafer. I think the moisture in the ice cream does that. I bet that starts out like a cracker and probably gets softened up. Hey, stop fucking typing. I need you fact checking me over there. Fucking dick GTP.
Speaker 2:
[28:25] Yes, yes.
Speaker 3:
[28:26] You feel like you're getting it from both angles.
Speaker 2:
[28:28] A scared Henry.
Speaker 1:
[28:30] That's just the way I like it. Back in the corner.
Speaker 2:
[28:33] First of all, no one's doing this to you.
Speaker 3:
[28:35] You're doing this to yourself, guy.
Speaker 4:
[28:40] Cookie wafers.
Speaker 1:
[28:42] Thank you, Luke.
Speaker 4:
[28:43] Germany, they call them waffles.
Speaker 1:
[28:44] Thank you, pal. I love you. My buddy. Cut that and post them. Let's really gaslight them. That I get.
Speaker 2:
[28:56] What you get.
Speaker 1:
[28:57] Not being able to have access to those, but not making an ice cream sandwich out of a cookie at home.
Speaker 2:
[29:02] I don't know. Did you grow up? I'm not even.
Speaker 1:
[29:05] This guy probably had a fucking Sunday bar every Saturday.
Speaker 2:
[29:09] You got a chip on your shoulder. You're from the wrong side of the track.
Speaker 1:
[29:12] I got a chip.
Speaker 2:
[29:13] Luke had a better life than you.
Speaker 1:
[29:14] I'm not saying I'm against it. I'm happy for him. No, you're not. You're asking me if you ever made an ice cream sandwich at home. Of course, he did. Luke?
Speaker 2:
[29:22] Hey, hey, hey, hey. He's half your age.
Speaker 3:
[29:26] Grew up in a different town with a little bit of cash.
Speaker 2:
[29:28] Maybe if your parents weren't derelicts and watching mash and fucking repeat every day and maybe went to college and got a fucking education, you can make chipotle sandwiches at your house, too.
Speaker 1:
[29:39] I did make chipotle sandwiches at my house. Hydroxycut, whatever they were called.
Speaker 3:
[29:45] Hydroxycogone.
Speaker 1:
[29:46] Those cookies.
Speaker 3:
[29:47] Okay.
Speaker 1:
[29:49] We had archway cookies for a long time in high school. The double chocolate fudge ones. You know archway? A little bit bigger and softer.
Speaker 2:
[29:55] I feel like I'm at a retirement home talking to a guy.
Speaker 4:
[29:59] Talking to Junior Ziprano right now.
Speaker 2:
[30:01] Yeah. What else, Pop Pop? Back in my day, I was a cheese man, not a Becca man.
Speaker 1:
[30:12] You take the heat. You watch Becker. Stop trying to do a hit piece on me. Like I'm a jerk off. Then you start turning the tables on me. I don't know how to argue like that. I'm on my feet.
Speaker 2:
[30:25] That's not an argument. It's improv.
Speaker 1:
[30:27] Improv.
Speaker 2:
[30:28] We're having a battle of wits.
Speaker 1:
[30:29] You wouldn't know improv if I gave you.
Speaker 2:
[30:32] He couldn't. He couldn't smooth this. He couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date with a babe.
Speaker 3:
[30:36] I got you. Gotcha.
Speaker 2:
[30:39] That's acting.
Speaker 1:
[30:42] Excuse me. Lucas.
Speaker 4:
[30:44] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[30:47] Did you make the cookies at the house?
Speaker 4:
[30:48] Yeah, there were some summer nights where we did that.
Speaker 2:
[30:51] Really?
Speaker 4:
[30:51] Yeah, my mom. It was like a fun thing. The crazy thing my dad did was he did the cookies with Nutella in between.
Speaker 2:
[30:58] Whoa.
Speaker 4:
[30:59] That was another crazy thing.
Speaker 2:
[31:00] My dad never came back. OK. Ignored me in a wall while parking lot.
Speaker 1:
[31:06] Now, that's weird. A guy dipping a cookie in Nutella. Man, talk about sheltered. The weirdest thing my dad ever did was he made s'mores inside.
Speaker 2:
[31:15] You don't want to know which. I remember one time I watched my dad fight the neighborhood. You ever do that? He told his 16 year old he was going to clean his cock. Sorry if I was watching fucking Becker and not eating fucking ice cream sandwiches, OK, guy?
Speaker 3:
[31:31] I had some shit to deal with.
Speaker 1:
[31:35] Becker was an escape.
Speaker 2:
[31:37] A nice simple life up there in the Bronx, huh? Every day I dream of having a cup of coffee in there, no one fist fighting each other.
Speaker 1:
[31:43] That was a coffee shop, too? Jesus Christ. How many fucking shows were coffee shops? Frasier, That, Friends?
Speaker 2:
[31:51] Just take the hit, guy.
Speaker 1:
[31:52] Take the hit.
Speaker 2:
[31:53] Take the hit.
Speaker 1:
[31:54] Starbucks is as much as the next fella. Here's the thing. When I was working at 20 Manning in Philly, mostly Latino kitchen staff would take the brioche buns that we use for hamburgers, slice a bunch of them in half, pass its ice cream in the middle, let the whole, you know, everybody have a little corner.
Speaker 2:
[32:24] I get that. Awesome. I think I'm more of a, I think why it never crossed my mind.
Speaker 1:
[32:29] That's high-end shit. What? Listen, Wonder Bread is one thing, but I get it. It's kind of a classy move.
Speaker 2:
[32:38] Sure. Yeah, I just don't think it would ever be as good as the functionality of like, it wasn't an ice cream. If I want an ice cream sandwich, ice cream. And first of all, we kept them, we kept the America's Choice, the ones from Superfresh on deck. Boxes of them Jones freezer burn like a summa bitch sometimes. I'm four years old out there in the out there in the meat freeze. Smell like tuna and shit. Oh, fucking fish blood of whatever my stepdad caught on it.
Speaker 1:
[33:10] Hey, there's mackerel guts on my chipwitch.
Speaker 2:
[33:14] I remember one time the freezer thawed out or like left the door open. There was a bunch of fish that he caught down the shore.
Speaker 1:
[33:20] Fish goes bad.
Speaker 2:
[33:21] And it dripped down into the fridge and like in, like we didn't know for, I still smell it in my garage. It was probably 20 years ago. And you open the, you know, we opened the drawer where like the sodas were. You know what I mean? The beer's in there and just feel like red, chum, it might have all been chum. Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:
[33:46] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[33:46] I just remember being like, I think they even like tried to save the, like we're washing these drinks off. I was like, lady, you're, you're gonna give me tetanus? Be nuts.
Speaker 3:
[33:55] Get a shot at it.
Speaker 1:
[33:56] I'd be growing gills. Get out of here.
Speaker 2:
[33:58] Holy shit. But the function, I always, it was just, I was like, this is gonna be a mess. I'd rather just eat the bowl. If I was gonna do it, I'd probably just put cookies in the bowl, but I didn't even do that, really.
Speaker 1:
[34:08] I don't mean to be the contrary in this episode, but you're just trash. That's a classy kind of move.
Speaker 2:
[34:16] Sure.
Speaker 1:
[34:16] You just don't know anything about that.
Speaker 2:
[34:18] No one even, I don't even think my mom knows it's legal to do that. I think she probably needs a permit to start making her own ice cream sandwiches. That was never a thing.
Speaker 1:
[34:25] I don't have the food safety test.
Speaker 2:
[34:29] Yeah, I mean, we were the standard Breyers. Yeah, throw a little fucking...
Speaker 1:
[34:34] Pretzels in there?
Speaker 2:
[34:36] I would do that sometime. Yeah, crumble up the thin hers. I'd do that. That's like if...
Speaker 1:
[34:42] You're putting pretzels in your ice cream?
Speaker 3:
[34:44] You're garbage.
Speaker 2:
[34:44] That's like if we were, you know, that was like hoity-toity.
Speaker 3:
[34:48] I remember that.
Speaker 1:
[34:49] I remember figuring that out.
Speaker 2:
[34:50] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[34:50] I remember figuring that out. Figured that out on my own. Like a fucking, like a T-900. A learning computer.
Speaker 2:
[34:58] Fucking fat GBT over here.
Speaker 1:
[35:02] A little salty, man. Sorry. Uh-huh.
Speaker 2:
[35:05] I remember my dad would whip the ice cream to like a.
Speaker 1:
[35:07] Oh, that was crazy.
Speaker 2:
[35:09] I thought you had, that might as well have been like fucking mixing saccharite to me. That was.
Speaker 1:
[35:13] Dude, it comes out.
Speaker 2:
[35:14] As a kid, I'm like, I couldn't get the momentum going. And then once you reach like eight or nine, you get the strength to do it.
Speaker 1:
[35:23] I remember one time I left a frosty in my fridge for like a week and I popped that out. Home run. It was like in between soft serve and regular ice cream. Like a frosty, like a frosty.
Speaker 2:
[35:39] Never really grown. We never really did them growing up, ever. I don't know if I've ever.
Speaker 1:
[35:43] All you did was watch Becker, huh?
Speaker 3:
[35:46] Smoked cigarettes.
Speaker 2:
[35:48] Drank SlimFast.
Speaker 1:
[35:50] Drank SlimFast? Yeah, you were drinking SlimFast, smoking cigarettes and watching Becker.
Speaker 2:
[35:55] I mean, not all at the same time. That's crazy. I'm not a king.
Speaker 1:
[35:58] The divorce really got its hooks in you. Did you always say you can't date? I'm not going to start seeing anybody now.
Speaker 2:
[36:09] Where's you? I'm focused on myself right now.
Speaker 1:
[36:14] Eating lean cuisines. I love that Warby Parker. Let me tell you that right now.
Speaker 2:
[36:19] Wabi Paka.
Speaker 1:
[36:20] I love that Wabi Paka. It's the absolute best. Listen, as a glasses wearer, as a contact wearer, glasses, it's brutal.
Speaker 2:
[36:30] Jam up city.
Speaker 1:
[36:31] It really is, man. You got your sacrifice and style for cost, for durability, for this, for that. You go to Warby Parker, I'll tell you right now, it's the perfect blend of everything. You look stylish, you have durable, affordable glasses, and you're walking around like you're, you live on Park Avenue. I cannot say enough about Warby Parker. If you got glasses, get rid of those things and go to Warby Parker and get a fresh pair.
Speaker 2:
[37:00] You were just telling me how much it changed your life.
Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[39:47] This one's good. This is from what murders $10 long time investor have yet to have one read. Is it garbage to lie until the oil change guy? Don't worry about the air filters. Just order one on Amazon. I got to put it in when I get home to avoid them showcasing your old dirty air filter because that's how to get you.
Speaker 1:
[40:04] Damn.
Speaker 2:
[40:05] That's a good move.
Speaker 1:
[40:05] Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2:
[40:06] What is it with the embed? There's a level of trash, of being embarrassed where like I do this all the time, I know you do this, where you come up with that. You're having these conversations with the other people of some sort of authority.
Speaker 1:
[40:20] In your head?
Speaker 2:
[40:20] In your head of like, I just ordered it, like, all you can just go, no, I'm not paying, no, thanks. But like you're embarrassed that you're not getting it. You feel like you should be getting might not have the cash to get it. All of these things and you're going, oh, that guy was driving all the way there going, I'm going to make up a lie that I ordered it on Amazon. I don't get that. You're afraid to feel trashy for saying no, right? And not getting the full service.
Speaker 1:
[40:45] I think of that ilk, people of that ilk, if you say no, I don't want it, you think that that guy is going to think, oh, this loser can't afford it, which you can't.
Speaker 2:
[40:57] Hand up, I never could.
Speaker 1:
[40:58] Yeah, right. I think people that do well or whatever are like, you know, no, I'm not paying for that.
Speaker 2:
[41:05] I don't want it. Or they're also going.
Speaker 1:
[41:07] Trashy people need to, you know, nah, I just ordered one. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:
[41:11] Yeah, I got the guy with the thing and the thing. My brother is going. You're just something.
Speaker 1:
[41:16] Yeah, that's like if the time when I've gone in to get my my tooth pulled. And it's like, well, you know, we're going to do this at home. No, we can save this or, you know, we could do a root canal or, you know, let's check the other ones like to do. Just pull the fucking tooth.
Speaker 2:
[41:30] Rooking it.
Speaker 1:
[41:31] I don't need to check in the air filter. Yank it and let me get out of here. Give me three Percocets and get me through the night.
Speaker 2:
[41:38] Three more to get me through the morning.
Speaker 1:
[41:39] I'll figure out the rest.
Speaker 2:
[41:42] Yeah, that's a weird. I do that. My brother does. I've grown up watching people do that.
Speaker 1:
[41:48] My mom is the king of that.
Speaker 2:
[41:49] My mom.
Speaker 1:
[41:51] My mom is the king. No, that's fine. We just had one installed two weeks ago. Whatever. You don't need to worry about it.
Speaker 2:
[41:58] Yeah, I just did that with that handyman that came over.
Speaker 1:
[42:01] You just want to tell him.
Speaker 2:
[42:02] I'm redoing the whole thing. I'm like making shit. I'm going to knock this down and rebuild. You don't need to paint the walls. I'm knocking it down. We're probably just going to redo the whole thing.
Speaker 1:
[42:13] You know what? We're moving, actually. Here's the keys. We're leaving.
Speaker 2:
[42:16] You just broke ground. New construction.
Speaker 1:
[42:17] I wonder what that's called. It's called something. People that are like that.
Speaker 2:
[42:21] Yeah, low self-esteem.
Speaker 1:
[42:23] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[42:23] That's not high self-esteem.
Speaker 1:
[42:25] No, I guess not. But that air filter, I don't know. I'm 50-50 on that. Does that thing matter?
Speaker 2:
[42:32] I think so.
Speaker 1:
[42:33] Because they bang it. They love that.
Speaker 2:
[42:35] Well, I've talked to me.
Speaker 1:
[42:36] That's for... Hey, crazy. I got a new one.
Speaker 2:
[42:39] But they're trained to do that because they have to upsell you.
Speaker 1:
[42:42] They're selling it.
Speaker 2:
[42:43] Yeah. Well, I've talked to an mechanic who goes, just hit it with the air hose. Blow it out and you're good. Oh, Because they can fucking... That's what I hear. I listen. I don't know a dick about cars, but I grew up with mechanics. And they go, yeah, just hit that with the hose, clean it up for you. And you can even tell them, hit me with the hose.
Speaker 1:
[43:00] There you go.
Speaker 2:
[43:02] Nah, just hit it with the hose. I'm going to replace it next time. That's what like... And the guy goes, all right. First of all, the guy probably can't afford... You and a guy have the same amount of money.
Speaker 1:
[43:11] A little grease. Grease him for that. Sometimes those pep boy places, you can't get to the guy doing the job.
Speaker 2:
[43:19] Yeah, they come up with that fucking, that clear folder with your...
Speaker 1:
[43:24] Fuck, man.
Speaker 2:
[43:24] Yeah, hey. Yeah. I used to do that when I worked...
Speaker 1:
[43:26] What am I, go to a concert? You give me a laminate?
Speaker 2:
[43:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got it right here. They pull it out like it's a product. Like it's not good. Like he's telling you, you got cancer.
Speaker 1:
[43:35] I always... Watch Becker. I always get into the garage. Even they say, don't go in there. I always get in there. I pulled a fucking car in. And I... I want to know who's doing it.
Speaker 2:
[43:50] Yeah, I don't care about it.
Speaker 1:
[43:51] I don't care if I need something for a little... To show them. Let me show you where it is. Like if it's a hole in my tire, I'll show you. Gotta get eyes on it. How much is an air filter? $10, $20. Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[44:04] Let me talk about it.
Speaker 1:
[44:07] It's the principle, though.
Speaker 2:
[44:08] I'm very much...
Speaker 1:
[44:09] It's almost like you're getting taken, sorry.
Speaker 3:
[44:11] No, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[44:12] For sure. And you don't... You know, somebody said it to me one time, everybody loves to buy. No one feels like being sold. No one wants to be sold. You love to buy. You hate being sold. Love to go, I bought that. Not, he sold me a car. I bought a car. Right. You don't want to feel like they took advantage of you. You took advantage of them. Huh. Which every dirtbag wants to go, like, I beat them up on the thing. I got the thing.
Speaker 1:
[44:36] I'm trying to think of the last time I was sold.
Speaker 2:
[44:40] We'll be right back. It's Becker, everybody. 930 CBS.
Speaker 1:
[44:47] I'm trying to think. Sold on something.
Speaker 2:
[44:50] All right. Let's see here. This one's from Stevie Six Fingers. $10 squad are never had one read. Is it garbage to do your bachelor party two days after the wedding because you don't get paid until then and also hoping to get some cash from the guests? Wow, that is a dirtbag level of trash. I don't hate it, though. Listen, hear me out here. Hear me out. If you're a dude, the bachelor party is significantly better than the wedding.
Speaker 1:
[45:20] Oh, I thought you were going to say the bachelorette party, not the videos I've seen.
Speaker 2:
[45:26] That's Pecker at 8.30. It's funner. It's just you and 10 boys in your party and or what you're going to a fucking, you know, a lot of people are doing like I'm doing a cabin in the mountains or we're going to go to AC for the night or whatever. It's funner. So I would say like. Because when you're at the wedding, you want all the boys like, do you remember when Donnie shit himself in the like you're talking about stories from it's never as there's broods in your family, there ain't no fun. So I like the idea of that afterwards, but that's pretty tough. A few days after you get married and tell your fucking new wife like, hey, I'm going to fucking.
Speaker 1:
[46:02] I'll be in I'll be in Vegas for three days.
Speaker 2:
[46:04] Yeah, I want to roll out. Vegas is probably a tough sell, you know, because a lot of prostitutes.
Speaker 4:
[46:10] Sure. But also you're not using that money for the honeymoon.
Speaker 1:
[46:14] Sure.
Speaker 2:
[46:14] Well, I didn't listen. I didn't think that was all. I mean, this guy's waiting for payday.
Speaker 1:
[46:18] That's great. You're half as yours, half as mine. You go wherever you want. I'm going to fucking Saratoga.
Speaker 2:
[46:26] That's my 25 hunch. That, you know what else is really trashy that my brother used to do? And I've had friends do a good amount. I've thought about it. I just never had the funds to do it. We used to go on the bachelor party, but not the wedding. To be like a guy you party with. Oh, like I party with that guy. I don't want to map. But like we're not close enough to go to the wedding.
Speaker 1:
[46:48] Wait, you wanted to become this guy?
Speaker 2:
[46:50] No, wanted to become this guy. But I ran in circles with a couple of guys like that. They would go to the bachelor party and not the wedding. Because they're like, oh yeah, we're all going to fucking whatever.
Speaker 1:
[47:01] Get Duff, tell Duffie to come.
Speaker 2:
[47:02] Yeah, Duffie to come, they'll crash with me. He's a good time. But it's like.
Speaker 1:
[47:07] Duff's not going to the wedding.
Speaker 3:
[47:09] Duff's not going to the wedding.
Speaker 2:
[47:10] Wow.
Speaker 3:
[47:11] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[47:12] My brother did that a couple of times.
Speaker 3:
[47:20] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[47:21] Pat's done it a couple of times.
Speaker 1:
[47:23] Is the wife like, what happened to your friend Duffie that you went on the. You didn't invite him? Nah, Duff's not a wedding guy.
Speaker 2:
[47:29] Duff's not a family guy. Keep Duff away from Grandma. I think my boy Pat and my other boy used to take each other as plus ones to weddings just to party. And like not bounce it off of the bride and groom. Just like you invited me with a plus one, I'm bringing my homie and we're going to get fucked up. And yeah. And like not like what the other way.
Speaker 1:
[47:56] Who do you do this with?
Speaker 2:
[47:58] What?
Speaker 1:
[47:58] It'd be Stutsky and who else?
Speaker 2:
[47:59] My other boy. I'm trying to protect. So, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[48:03] Gotcha. Would the other guy know the bride and groom?
Speaker 2:
[48:09] To an extent, yeah. But like definitely didn't make the cut of the wedding. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1:
[48:16] That's awesome.
Speaker 2:
[48:17] Yeah, they did it multiple times.
Speaker 1:
[48:18] Didn't make the cut of the wedding.
Speaker 2:
[48:20] Not even like wasn't even considered. It's that way. It was Pat's friend. Like Pat brought his home prep, Pat brought his boy to a wedding just to be like, oh, it's an open bar. We're going to go get fucked up. We'll put on suits, get fucked up.
Speaker 1:
[48:35] That's so fucking awesome.
Speaker 2:
[48:37] Yeah, like in our early 20s, that was happening like a decent amount.
Speaker 1:
[48:42] That's a good time.
Speaker 2:
[48:44] Remember being like, what's he doing here? He's got like five beers.
Speaker 3:
[48:50] He's hitting on the bride.
Speaker 2:
[48:53] That's my boy, Randy.
Speaker 3:
[48:55] He's with Pat. You don't want to get married?
Speaker 1:
[48:58] Fuck. You work out at the Crunch Gym down the street, right?
Speaker 3:
[49:02] I think I seen you in there. Glutes. This guy?
Speaker 1:
[49:05] No way.
Speaker 2:
[49:06] I bought that. I'm just fucking with you.
Speaker 1:
[49:10] She's a beautiful girl.
Speaker 3:
[49:11] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[49:12] Crazy. I remember being like, even in the height of our partying and drinking like that, I remember being like, this feels uncouth. This feels very uncouth. I'm like, are you not bouncing that off to them? You're not bouncing that off the couple? Seems crazy.
Speaker 1:
[49:28] Don't you have to do it in the imitation?
Speaker 2:
[49:30] Yeah, no, it's just plus one. I'll be, you know, I regret to inform you or like I'm accepting plus one. Like Mr. So-and-So and Guess. Yeah, we will be attending. And then maybe, you know, maybe there are some times where he was going to bring his lady and maybe they broke up or she couldn't go or just like whatever it was, but it's like, hey, I RSVP with a plus one. I'm not tied down at the moment.
Speaker 3:
[49:51] What do you guys, we go cruising.
Speaker 1:
[49:53] I would never even think that would never occur to me. It's a great move.
Speaker 2:
[49:57] You have to have friends to get invited to a wedding.
Speaker 1:
[49:59] If I was back then, I did, Dickhead. Spent a lot of time with you.
Speaker 2:
[50:04] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[50:05] Back then, I gave my life up for my art.
Speaker 3:
[50:10] Can you say that with a straight face? I did. I did.
Speaker 2:
[50:15] And scene.
Speaker 3:
[50:16] Oh, he is good.
Speaker 1:
[50:21] I would be. I do the fucking the dork thing.
Speaker 2:
[50:25] Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1:
[50:25] If like, say, I got invited with a plus one and then had a breakup or whatever, or was single and I got a plus one, I would like take some, you know, date and do that and play fucking Johnny fucking dork all night. Well, bring your fucking boys with you.
Speaker 2:
[50:44] Yeah, it's a squad.
Speaker 1:
[50:45] Have a good time. Such an idiot when it comes to that stuff. That's genius. Now, back to this business with the bachelor party. Yeah, it's trash.
Speaker 2:
[50:55] Yeah, it's very trash. I would, you know, I was trying to come up with a scenario where I'm like, oh, it's cool. And I get that it's cool, but it's like, that's a tough look all around. But hey, you got to do what you got to do sometimes. Who am I to judge?
Speaker 1:
[51:08] You mentioned somebody who had the wedding meal. How was the bachelor party? I'll tell you next weekend now. Thank you.
Speaker 2:
[51:15] I just got invited to a bachelor party.
Speaker 1:
[51:17] Is that right?
Speaker 2:
[51:19] I did. Whoa. Uh-huh. Can't attend.
Speaker 1:
[51:26] Why?
Speaker 2:
[51:27] One, it's in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1:
[51:29] Later.
Speaker 2:
[51:30] You show up.
Speaker 1:
[51:33] I go down to the DR now. It's too hot.
Speaker 2:
[51:35] Uh, yeah. It's just like I'm also.
Speaker 1:
[51:37] I mean, the situation is too hot.
Speaker 2:
[51:40] I ain't going anywhere. In the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 1:
[51:42] And that's how they get you. They get you down there. How many boys pop you down there? Oh, you? Sure. Yeah. A lot of people wouldn't mind having me out of the way.
Speaker 2:
[51:52] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[51:52] Walking down the sidewalk.
Speaker 4:
[51:55] Boom, poodle, poodle, poodle.
Speaker 3:
[51:56] It's like Costanza.
Speaker 2:
[51:58] Uh, yeah. No, I know. Um, yeah, I just it's like it was also we've reached the age where like that got floated through the group text and shout out to my boys. They listen. Um, and I'm just like, it was just like, you're not talking about like 40 year old men with jobs and families. And they're just like, I can't, I'm not going to be able to swing getting three or four days away, you know, plus with that many, plus there was people I don't know in a group text.
Speaker 1:
[52:24] Getting all fucked up. Coming back on like a Wednesday, dying.
Speaker 2:
[52:29] Yeah, it's also like, you know, I think there's a, you've seen it, everybody's seen it, where like guys get to a certain age, they get out of rhythm of partying. Now, that being said, a good amount of my boys are still partying. They're still, they're still, they're not married, they're not having kids, they're, they're getting after it Thursday through Wednesday, and I mean, they're doing a seven day week. So they're not out of step, but you know, some guys who are like, oh, their wife and kids, they might drink once a month, they get down there, so and so happens, they don't have it anymore. They're not conditioned. And then they end up puking, getting in a fight, something, something, it's just like, it just leads to bad news. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1:
[53:15] Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2:
[53:16] I'm more of like, if the three, my three homies want to be like, oh, let's go here and golf for the weekend, I go, yeah, we'll do, we'll hit a fucking, we'll get a nice hotel, nice airbnb, a pool, day beers, be in bed by 10, wake up. That's what I would do.
Speaker 1:
[53:31] Yeah, I'm with you on that.
Speaker 2:
[53:34] But that's what I'm saying. But I just can't, I can't swing. I also don't have, I don't have four days of drinking in me like that.
Speaker 1:
[53:40] No, that's, yeah, that's wild. Remember John Marisani was hungover for six days?
Speaker 2:
[53:47] Yeah, and I gotta be honest with you, like, if I'm drinking, it's...
Speaker 1:
[53:51] You come back from a DR, you're hungover for a couple of days.
Speaker 2:
[53:54] And like you walk in, they hand you the baby right away, and you're like, oh, God. That's the biggest problem with getting to this age and having, now I have life, real life responsibilities. Is it like, yeah, more, listen, we were on the road two weeks ago. You're going to, I'll go on the road for three, four days. Yeah, I get to sleep in. I get to have my bears. You know what I mean? But then she's on, you know, pop up on the road night.
Speaker 1:
[54:18] You want to get beers at 7-Eleven and sit in the lobby of a holiday and express.
Speaker 3:
[54:22] That's not bad, though.
Speaker 2:
[54:23] I'm an old man, Gary.
Speaker 1:
[54:25] Hey, I go straight to bed. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:
[54:27] Climb out the window.
Speaker 3:
[54:29] It's sneak open at the top of a car.
Speaker 2:
[54:34] I think a gorilla just broke out of room 314.
Speaker 1:
[54:38] That'd be awesome. That was you guys catch me. I'm hitting the sack. Hour later, I come walking down in a tuxedo.
Speaker 3:
[54:49] Oh, that's all right.
Speaker 2:
[54:54] But yeah, it's the response. You walk in, you go, I can't be hung over. When I get home, I got to be relatively fresh and I got to check the fuck in. Yeah, because she's you know, she's been on for four days. I've been fucking tripping the lights fantastic hanging out with my fucking five jerk off buddies, calling each other fat, getting them bald all week. And then it's like, you know, I've been on vacation.
Speaker 1:
[55:18] Sure.
Speaker 2:
[55:18] My biggest responsibility is what, you know, what snacks I'm going to get at the fucking Love's truck stop.
Speaker 1:
[55:23] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[55:24] And to do the short stacker, the full stack at the diner.
Speaker 1:
[55:27] As long as Uncle Hank wakes up in the morning, you're golden.
Speaker 2:
[55:33] Everybody's got a big man, man, anybody got eyes on the big man? He's usually late, usually up early. You know, I'll get a whisper. That's usually Colin. Big man.
Speaker 1:
[55:45] Oh, ambulance rolling in slow.
Speaker 2:
[55:50] Got it. Got it. All right. Let's see here. Um, this one's fine. I've never thought of this. This is from Steve Urkel. Second time, long time. Is it garbage to lean on the cart while walking in the grocery store? Like you lean down on it.
Speaker 1:
[56:08] Oh, fuck that. Yeah, man. All the time.
Speaker 2:
[56:11] What? Fucking walking doggy style. Face down and up.
Speaker 1:
[56:15] That's awesome.
Speaker 2:
[56:16] That is you're walking mad slow. She's in front of you or whatever. You're just cruising. It's trashy. You got to be a little more proud. You got to be proud.
Speaker 1:
[56:23] For sure. But fuck that.
Speaker 2:
[56:25] That guy's in flip flops and socks.
Speaker 1:
[56:27] Oh, I love it. Should I say when you go to the suburbs and they got them big ass carts? I could fit in that. Throw me in there. Push me around. Like a like a robot at an Amazon fucking factory.
Speaker 2:
[56:45] That was the big we from sure we've mentioned this at some point. But to me, that was the big level of trash. Whether you're if your parents let you sit in the back with the groceries. That was real. They were that was like single mom.
Speaker 1:
[57:00] That was a spot hanging out up front. I didn't like being a shilling.
Speaker 2:
[57:05] What? Now, that was like that was like fucking.
Speaker 1:
[57:07] You had to put a blanket down or something. That was fucking.
Speaker 2:
[57:10] Your legs are stuck and let me in the back. I want to break. That's like being in the back of a pickup truck.
Speaker 1:
[57:14] You want to sit in a seat.
Speaker 2:
[57:16] No, I want to be in the back or yourself. All that the front.
Speaker 1:
[57:19] Wait, what are you talking?
Speaker 2:
[57:20] I guess I have it reversed.
Speaker 1:
[57:22] Yes. You think it's trashy if you sit in the bay where the food goes or the bay and the cargo bay or in the seat.
Speaker 3:
[57:29] The cargo bay, the trunk.
Speaker 2:
[57:32] Yeah, well, yeah, that's trashy.
Speaker 1:
[57:34] What you want to sit in the seat like a good boy staring at your mother.
Speaker 2:
[57:38] No, I'm saying I didn't like that.
Speaker 1:
[57:39] You don't want to either one. You don't want to be in the car.
Speaker 2:
[57:41] No, I want to be in the big one. That's what I'm saying. The trunk.
Speaker 1:
[57:44] But that's trashy.
Speaker 2:
[57:45] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[57:45] Oh, yes.
Speaker 2:
[57:47] Just because I didn't want to be trashy, but you like it. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[57:49] Good man.
Speaker 2:
[57:50] I'm saying that's the equivalent of riding in the back of a pickup truck for a six-year-old. That's as lawless as you're going to get. Yeah, I'm back here. All the other nerds are tucked in the front.
Speaker 1:
[57:59] That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:
[57:59] With their sippy cuffs.
Speaker 1:
[58:00] With the seat belts.
Speaker 2:
[58:01] I got an A&W going. I'm in the fucking back, dog. I mean a roll from the deli section. I got a slice of cheese and a slice of turkey. How you doing?
Speaker 1:
[58:09] Tony.
Speaker 2:
[58:10] I'm making a footlong back here. Suck my dick.
Speaker 1:
[58:14] Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2:
[58:15] Yeah, that was, and my mom would be like, get out of there. Shut up.
Speaker 1:
[58:18] Shut up. How would you climb in there?
Speaker 2:
[58:20] Oh, yeah. Can't hold me down.
Speaker 1:
[58:22] You didn't tip that?
Speaker 2:
[58:23] At one point, I got top heavy. It got tough to get them. I was thin to about seven.
Speaker 1:
[58:30] You tipped that cart in the first place.
Speaker 2:
[58:32] I think I was thin to my mom went back to work. Then it was Becker time.
Speaker 1:
[58:40] Started watching Becker and drinking a complex herbal.
Speaker 2:
[58:43] Yeah. Yeah. A lot of rubeo flavoring.
Speaker 1:
[58:49] You know, my son yelling number five.
Speaker 3:
[58:52] Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 1:
[58:54] Oh, I get it, kid. It's all right.
Speaker 2:
[58:57] Oh, let's see here. This is another. This is also this is from all the toast. Ten dollar mozzarella stick. If you go to a restaurant you've been to before, will you or your family members start a conversation about every other table you've sat at for previous visits? Oh, wow. We've never sat over here. We always sit at that table over there. That means you got jack shit to say.
Speaker 1:
[59:18] I mean, that is so funny.
Speaker 2:
[59:20] Last time we were over there, remember? I say to my like, if tensions are high, but when you sit down, Brett's nice here.
Speaker 1:
[59:26] You said that somewhere that we were at last weekend.
Speaker 2:
[59:30] He's trying to start conversation with you. You're a stick in the mud.
Speaker 3:
[59:33] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[59:36] That Dominican trip really got me thinking too. I was lost in my thoughts for a second.
Speaker 2:
[59:40] I saw you.
Speaker 1:
[59:40] Fucking brutal. That hangover kills me.
Speaker 2:
[59:45] Where were we that I've said I probably had to?
Speaker 1:
[59:49] We were.
Speaker 2:
[59:49] That's where we that's where Convo gets with us sometimes.
Speaker 1:
[59:51] Yeah, we were somewhere like we usually sit on the other side. Was that the palm? Was it was it airport breakfast? Yeah, probably was airport because they put us on the other side.
Speaker 2:
[59:59] You can get your Palm Airport Breakfast TV, tell a T-shirts at are you garbage.com. And you can also get your aunt hoodie mugs while supplies list. They're going. They're going out. They're running out of stock.
Speaker 1:
[60:11] I think the mugs are.
Speaker 2:
[60:12] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[60:13] Plenty of palm shirts.
Speaker 3:
[60:15] And I don't want everything to go well.
Speaker 2:
[60:17] Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1:
[60:20] I love it.
Speaker 3:
[60:21] Oh, I love it.
Speaker 2:
[60:22] Really turn into fucking midday news anchor.
Speaker 1:
[60:26] Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2:
[60:28] Next up, we're going to be talking to a dog who plays the piano.
Speaker 1:
[60:31] Next up, we're going to be talking to a punk kid that goes to Teresa every night. Luke Dempsey is in the studio with his legion.
Speaker 2:
[60:41] This one's trashy, but respect. This is from Jake Kelly. Never had one read. Fairly new homie. Thank you. Welcome to the show. Are you garbage if your first birthday party was also your mom's high school graduation party?
Speaker 1:
[60:53] Whoa.
Speaker 2:
[60:54] Listen, she. She made some mistakes, obviously. But she graduated props to her for sticking out with a one year old senior year with a one year old and save money on cake.
Speaker 1:
[61:05] You just get the one big sheet cake for that.
Speaker 2:
[61:07] Cut it in half.
Speaker 1:
[61:08] Yeah. High school graduation cake wasn't that bad. It gets a bad rap.
Speaker 2:
[61:13] Where?
Speaker 1:
[61:14] What do you mean? Where?
Speaker 2:
[61:14] Where's it getting a bad rap? Who's talking about it?
Speaker 1:
[61:17] It's not very popular.
Speaker 2:
[61:19] You guys know. Listen, I've heard a lot of a lot of seen a lot of headlines on graduation.
Speaker 1:
[61:23] People talk about birthday cake all the time. Mother's Day cake.
Speaker 2:
[61:27] Well, there's one of those every year. There's you go to you have one high school graduation. That's why no one's talking about it.
Speaker 1:
[61:33] No, that's not true. And there's not one.
Speaker 2:
[61:35] Something just came out of one of your orifices that is putrid and we have to wrap up. That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. We have to. Guys, I love you. We'll see you next week. I got to get fully to the doctor.
Speaker 3:
[61:49] Peace.
Speaker 1:
[61:49] I am not gross.