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Speaker 1:
[00:00] Yo, before the episode starts, leave a like, drop a comment, leave a review, and yes, subscribe so you don't miss any Brown Bag Mornings.
Speaker 2:
[00:09] What's up, this is B-Real from Cypress Hill.
Speaker 3:
[00:12] Cypress Hill.
Speaker 4:
[00:12] Where are you from, ese?
Speaker 2:
[00:14] Don't you know I'm local?
Speaker 5:
[00:15] Yeah, I have a little riddle for you guys.
Speaker 3:
[00:18] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[00:19] What sound does a baby owl make? That's a good one, Vic.
Speaker 3:
[00:24] What do we got?
Speaker 6:
[00:27] Why does she sound like ho?
Speaker 3:
[00:29] I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[00:30] Greg? Nice.
Speaker 3:
[00:33] What about you, like, con?
Speaker 5:
[00:37] It hasn't gotten to the ho yet. No, it makes this sound. Hold on, it makes this sound. Doh. Yes.
Speaker 3:
[00:43] What?
Speaker 5:
[00:44] Because apparently baby owls are falling on the ground over there in Redondo Beach. Doh. Yes, they're just falling all over the ground, so much so that Redondo Beach officials have said, hey, if you see a baby owl on the floor, don't touch it.
Speaker 3:
[00:56] What?
Speaker 7:
[00:57] Yes. I would want to take that in a second.
Speaker 3:
[00:59] Really?
Speaker 1:
[00:59] No, it's illegal to communicate with owls.
Speaker 5:
[01:02] That was obvious. We did our research here. It probably is illegal to touch the owls, but according to Redondo Beach authorities, it is a natural process of their development when they fall out of the nest, and then they hit themselves on the ground, and then they learn how to make their way, and then they're like, we don't want to go outside in the daytime, we're just gonna be night owls. Apparently, the baby name for owls is fledglings. Fledglings, yes. And I guess this is a normal part of their life, and it happens a lot in Redondo Beach.
Speaker 8:
[01:31] Really, they fall out the sky?
Speaker 6:
[01:32] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[01:33] Is that after a few beers, perhaps?
Speaker 5:
[01:36] They're babies, they're not underage dream.
Speaker 8:
[01:38] Oh, I thought they were teenagers, my bad.
Speaker 6:
[01:40] No, they're babies.
Speaker 1:
[01:41] Well, they do stay up all night.
Speaker 8:
[01:43] Right, and they don't want to come out of their room, you said? Sounds like a teenager dream.
Speaker 5:
[01:47] They're on the floor.
Speaker 3:
[01:48] They fell.
Speaker 7:
[01:49] Okay, Letty, you can live your Harry Potter dreams and have your own Al.
Speaker 5:
[01:52] Okay, why did I think of Harry Potter as soon as I saw this story?
Speaker 3:
[01:56] Really?
Speaker 5:
[01:57] Yes, because I love Al.
Speaker 3:
[01:58] Dude, let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 6:
[02:01] Let the bodies hit the floor.
Speaker 3:
[02:04] I was gonna say, it reminded me of something like diabolical, like a bad omen. Yeah, because at least for us, we believe that owls are bad juju, something diabolical.
Speaker 7:
[02:18] Like if you hear owls, somebody's gonna die.
Speaker 5:
[02:20] Yeah. I saw it in the movie. I think it's in my family. I think it might be in my family. In the movie, my family. Not actually my family.
Speaker 1:
[02:28] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[02:28] I think it happens where the white owl is around there, but like it's just, I don't know. I wouldn't think it's bad.
Speaker 1:
[02:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the white owl.
Speaker 5:
[02:34] Yeah, it's the white one. But that's also, yes.
Speaker 6:
[02:39] My sister Irene. My sister Irene.
Speaker 5:
[02:42] But the white owl is also in Harry Potter.
Speaker 6:
[02:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7:
[02:45] And the fourth kind. Have you seen that one where he touched it?
Speaker 6:
[02:47] No, I don't want to.
Speaker 5:
[02:50] Poor owls. We're just putting bad things on their knees.
Speaker 1:
[02:53] They're bad birds.
Speaker 8:
[02:54] They're not.
Speaker 1:
[02:55] Yeah, they're bad birds. They probably carry diseases too.
Speaker 8:
[02:58] Oh, is that why Kendrick was beating the hell out of an owl?
Speaker 1:
[03:03] Anything that turns their head 360 degrees is for the devil.
Speaker 7:
[03:08] And they make no noise when they fly.
Speaker 1:
[03:10] They make no noise.
Speaker 5:
[03:11] Because they're predators. They're predators. I think they're bad old means.
Speaker 1:
[03:15] Predators. In human form, what are predators? We don't like predators in human form either. They are for the devil.
Speaker 8:
[03:21] Why are they around?
Speaker 6:
[03:22] Why are they...
Speaker 3:
[03:23] Owls?
Speaker 6:
[03:23] Who knows, dog?
Speaker 3:
[03:24] They're mysterious.
Speaker 1:
[03:26] Nobody likes them.
Speaker 6:
[03:27] What's going on here?
Speaker 1:
[03:27] I'm glad they're falling on the floor.
Speaker 3:
[03:29] No, I'm not.
Speaker 7:
[03:29] I like them. I like them.
Speaker 6:
[03:31] That's really mean.
Speaker 5:
[03:33] I think there's nothing wrong with owls.
Speaker 6:
[03:35] I like them.
Speaker 1:
[03:36] What?
Speaker 5:
[03:37] Yeah, what do you say they're from the dead?
Speaker 1:
[03:38] Have you ever had somebody say, Hey, man, I have a pet owl.
Speaker 7:
[03:41] Yeah, we had a neighborhood owl. So the owl every day would sit on the same pole every day. We would say hi to it.
Speaker 3:
[03:45] Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 5:
[03:46] These owls that are falling in Redondo Beach, for some odd reason, maybe they like the water. They're learning how to fly. Please don't touch them.
Speaker 3:
[03:51] Yeah, don't touch me.
Speaker 5:
[03:52] And apparently you don't want to anyway, cause that means it's a sign of a bad time, right?
Speaker 9:
[03:56] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[03:56] Okay. Pobrecitos.
Speaker 10:
[03:57] They're nice. I like them.
Speaker 9:
[03:58] Whatever.
Speaker 8:
[04:00] Zula, come here.
Speaker 11:
[04:01] Man, what's going on?
Speaker 4:
[04:04] Cheesemation with Angie.
Speaker 3:
[04:06] Okay. Speaking of animals, we, PETA needs to go to the White House, you guys, because, because the secretary of Health and Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has fest up that he once cut off the dingingling off a dead raccoon.
Speaker 5:
[04:22] Dude, these people are in our country. And he is a Kennedy by the way.
Speaker 3:
[04:26] Yeah, he is. So he has a new biography outright. And in it, there's like a-
Speaker 5:
[04:30] And he talks like this.
Speaker 3:
[04:31] He does.
Speaker 5:
[04:32] And he looks like he's constantly straining. Like he has the vein. He has an insane tan.
Speaker 3:
[04:37] Yeah, he does. So in this new biography, right, there's like a journal entry where he's like talking about what he did to a dead raccoon when he saw one, right? He said, quote, I was standing in front of the park car on I-685, cutting the beep out of a roadkill raccoon, thinking how weird someone might-
Speaker 1:
[04:57] Wait, not only was it-
Speaker 5:
[04:58] It was dead.
Speaker 3:
[04:59] It was dead, it was roadkill.
Speaker 1:
[05:00] That's even worse.
Speaker 3:
[05:01] It was roadkill.
Speaker 5:
[05:02] But what was his reason?
Speaker 3:
[05:03] So he goes on to say how weird some of my family members have turned out to be. And the reason is that he's saying it was to study it later. What?
Speaker 7:
[05:11] What are you studying with that part?
Speaker 3:
[05:12] Exactly.
Speaker 5:
[05:13] Dude, that's how serial killers start, isn't it? Where they're messing around with roadkill?
Speaker 1:
[05:18] Just like owls, like, why the hell do we need raccoons?
Speaker 3:
[05:21] Oh my- Hey, raccoons, what?
Speaker 1:
[05:23] Those guys are evil. No, they're not.
Speaker 3:
[05:24] True. Yes, they are. They're super cute. You know who's evil?
Speaker 1:
[05:27] Those fools are stealing the food every day from trash cans, though. They're thieves.
Speaker 5:
[05:30] You know who's evil?
Speaker 1:
[05:31] Who?
Speaker 5:
[05:31] Humans.
Speaker 7:
[05:32] Yeah, we take their-
Speaker 5:
[05:34] These fools literally cutting off his thing?
Speaker 3:
[05:36] Ding-a-ling. What the hell?
Speaker 5:
[05:37] How do you even find that?
Speaker 1:
[05:38] No, don't put us in a box.
Speaker 3:
[05:39] No.
Speaker 8:
[05:41] Don't generalize.
Speaker 1:
[05:42] Hey, don't generalize us.
Speaker 3:
[05:43] You're talking about predators, isn't it us?
Speaker 1:
[05:46] Yeah, I know. Hey, what?
Speaker 9:
[05:48] No, it's true.
Speaker 1:
[05:50] That's you, Angie. You're a predator, you, Angie.
Speaker 5:
[05:53] We're apex predators.
Speaker 3:
[05:54] See?
Speaker 7:
[05:55] There we go. That's me.
Speaker 3:
[05:56] So he cut it out while his kids were in the car. What? Yeah. And this is not the first time he's actually done it, you guys, because apparently he did the same thing to a bear. Like, he actually picked up a dead bear on the road, put it in his car, and then later on, dumped it.
Speaker 1:
[06:12] That's basically impossible.
Speaker 7:
[06:13] Yeah, I don't know about that one.
Speaker 3:
[06:15] No, he did.
Speaker 5:
[06:16] He's like putting extras, but it's weird extras.
Speaker 1:
[06:17] Who, picking up a bear? Those are like a thousand pounds.
Speaker 3:
[06:20] It was a baby cub. It was a baby cub.
Speaker 7:
[06:21] That's still like a couple hundred pounds.
Speaker 3:
[06:23] He said he put it in the back of his truck.
Speaker 5:
[06:25] You have to see this fool. Go look up how this fool looks, dog. You got him. He's ripped.
Speaker 3:
[06:29] I wasn't tripping.
Speaker 5:
[06:30] You talking about, he's like, he's old. No, he's not.
Speaker 3:
[06:34] Kennedy.
Speaker 1:
[06:34] Yeah, but I mean, he works out.
Speaker 3:
[06:35] I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[06:37] I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[06:37] No, he's got different encounters with animals.
Speaker 8:
[06:40] I like how he said, you know, my family's so weird. You know, I just had to take this raccoon and study its dingling.
Speaker 5:
[06:48] Yeah, dude.
Speaker 8:
[06:49] They're weird?
Speaker 5:
[06:50] What's the excerpt? Like, what does it read?
Speaker 3:
[06:53] Oh, the thing says, I was standing in front of my parked car on I-685, cutting the dingling out of a road-killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be.
Speaker 5:
[07:06] Okay.
Speaker 1:
[07:06] He is family members.
Speaker 3:
[07:07] Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:
[07:08] He is family members.
Speaker 5:
[07:09] And let me just remind everybody, he helps run our country right now.
Speaker 3:
[07:15] Secretary of Health and Human Services.
Speaker 5:
[07:17] Of Health, dog.
Speaker 7:
[07:18] What does he do with them?
Speaker 5:
[07:20] I don't know.
Speaker 3:
[07:20] Study it later.
Speaker 8:
[07:21] Let's study it.
Speaker 5:
[07:23] I just want to take a picture. I realize. It's also Friday, though. Give me some good news. Anyone got good news? Good news.
Speaker 6:
[07:35] Do we get paid today?
Speaker 5:
[07:36] No, we don't get paid today.
Speaker 8:
[07:37] We got our checks, our mini checks.
Speaker 5:
[07:39] Yeah, mini little, what are they called?
Speaker 3:
[07:41] Expense checks.
Speaker 5:
[07:42] Anybody good news, good news kind in your life? You got a house?
Speaker 1:
[07:46] Yes. I closed escrow today, guys. Why better? Yeah, the deposit already came out, so...
Speaker 3:
[07:57] It's out of your bank account?
Speaker 1:
[07:58] It's out of your account, let me tell you.
Speaker 5:
[07:59] Wow, and just so you know, Concrete's been on a journey. He even, like, had a whole house he thought was going to go through and it apparently couldn't happen.
Speaker 1:
[08:07] So if you guys want to buy me breakfast today, I broke it down. No dinero. Wait till next week.
Speaker 5:
[08:14] He loves sugar-free iced vanilla coffees from McDonald's. He loves two of them if you want, like, he double-cuts. Large. With hashbrowns, with hashbrowns. What else does he love? He loves La La Land coffee?
Speaker 8:
[08:26] Yes, he loves La La Land, eggnog muffins.
Speaker 1:
[08:29] I love burritos.
Speaker 7:
[08:30] The Brian Becker's burritos?
Speaker 1:
[08:32] Oh my God.
Speaker 7:
[08:33] With extra bacon?
Speaker 5:
[08:35] Yes, if you don't see him eating it and us, it's because he loves to share.
Speaker 7:
[08:44] The Petty Police.
Speaker 3:
[08:46] You're just petty.
Speaker 10:
[08:47] I'm being petty.
Speaker 12:
[08:48] Petty, petty girl.
Speaker 5:
[08:53] All right, this story requires all of us to be very, very honest.
Speaker 3:
[08:58] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[08:59] Is that easy to do in this room?
Speaker 8:
[09:00] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[09:01] Every day we do that.
Speaker 5:
[09:02] Very honest.
Speaker 1:
[09:03] Every day we do that.
Speaker 5:
[09:04] Okay. What lengths have you gone to avoid talking to people? Be honest. See? Very quiet.
Speaker 8:
[09:11] Okay. Acted like I couldn't hear.
Speaker 3:
[09:14] Okay. I was going to say that, but I am sort of that. I'm bad at hearing, but I have done that.
Speaker 5:
[09:18] You act like you heard though, Angie.
Speaker 3:
[09:19] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[09:20] Sometimes. You do the opposite. I do both.
Speaker 3:
[09:21] You're like, oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[09:23] What do you mean Vic?
Speaker 3:
[09:24] Never mind.
Speaker 8:
[09:25] I just like, hey.
Speaker 5:
[09:28] What?
Speaker 7:
[09:29] All right.
Speaker 3:
[09:30] That's crazy. Victor.
Speaker 7:
[09:31] That's insane.
Speaker 5:
[09:32] You have to give me the example, Doug.
Speaker 8:
[09:34] You know, just I don't want to talk now. Death? Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[09:37] Oh, okay.
Speaker 8:
[09:38] Kind of.
Speaker 7:
[09:39] All right.
Speaker 8:
[09:39] I didn't say it, but I implied it.
Speaker 7:
[09:41] I put my AirPods on. So I'll put headphones on. I'll put it on the side that they're standing on too. So if you're standing on the right side of me, I'll put my right AirPod on. If you're standing on the left side, I'll put my right.
Speaker 5:
[09:52] Okay, so we have a parking lot, right? And in order to avoid small talk and talking to people, I'll wait till they go in the elevator before I go. We could totally go together, but I don't want to do the small talk. Or I'll run and hope that I get the elevator first, even though I see them walking and it would be really nice to share. So to me, it's elevator vibes.
Speaker 7:
[10:14] Do you ever pretend to forget something in your car and you go back just to avoid talking to them?
Speaker 3:
[10:17] That's so good.
Speaker 5:
[10:19] Concrete, what about you, brother?
Speaker 1:
[10:21] I don't speak the language.
Speaker 5:
[10:23] What if it's Spanish?
Speaker 1:
[10:25] I'm sorry, buddy. I don't...
Speaker 5:
[10:28] I know I look it, buddy.
Speaker 1:
[10:29] I'm sorry, el seƱor. No le entiendo. Have a good day, though, sir.
Speaker 4:
[10:38] What if it's English?
Speaker 1:
[10:41] No entiendo.
Speaker 3:
[10:46] El trabajaciĆ³n.
Speaker 1:
[10:47] El trabajaciĆ³n.
Speaker 3:
[10:53] What did he say? What did he say?
Speaker 5:
[10:55] Well, check out this woman because what she did was pretty petty, probably as petty as us. Her name is Carmen Jimenez and she's a 57-year-old woman from Madrid, Spain. She allegedly spent 28 years pretending to be blind after telling her family and friends she had just lost her eyesight during an eye injury. Reportedly allegedly is because she did not want to talk to them.
Speaker 8:
[11:19] Ay Carumba. Wait, but you could still hear.
Speaker 5:
[11:24] For nearly three decades, those around her believed she couldn't see.
Speaker 1:
[11:27] Nobody wants to talk to a blind person.
Speaker 5:
[11:28] As if she truly were blind.
Speaker 1:
[11:30] What are you going to tell them? Hey, did you see that movie?
Speaker 5:
[11:32] Come on.
Speaker 8:
[11:33] Nobody wants to talk to a blind person.
Speaker 1:
[11:36] Nobody wants to talk to a blind person.
Speaker 5:
[11:37] How are you doing?
Speaker 7:
[11:38] How's your day? How are these guys know?
Speaker 5:
[11:40] What do they know what day is like? Carmen later admitted she was never blind and used the disguise of blindness to avoid social interactions like greetings and small talk saying she was never very social and wanting to skip daily conversations she found uncomfortable. I get it because while maybe her family would talk to her, a random person on the street, you're going to leave a blind person alone. Yeah, absolutely. You're just going to hope that they find out where they're going.
Speaker 8:
[12:06] Yeah, that's true. She ran into a super nice person like, oh, let me walk you. She's like, no.
Speaker 1:
[12:11] It's because they see by listening.
Speaker 7:
[12:16] By sound.
Speaker 1:
[12:16] Yeah, by sound.
Speaker 7:
[12:17] Right.
Speaker 1:
[12:18] So it's like, I don't want to mess up.
Speaker 5:
[12:19] I don't want to mess up her sonar.
Speaker 1:
[12:20] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[12:20] Okay.
Speaker 1:
[12:23] Imagine you talk to her, I mean, pinching a man. Oh, sorry.
Speaker 3:
[12:29] Yeah, it'd be so crazy.
Speaker 5:
[12:33] All right, well, that was Petty Police going to scrolling.
Speaker 7:
[12:40] There might be some crunchy people in this room, and I'm not talking about the socks that they're wearing. All right?
Speaker 5:
[12:46] If you got crunchy socks right now, that's a pretty lot.
Speaker 8:
[12:48] Crunchy socks to work is insane.
Speaker 5:
[12:50] That means you double used them.
Speaker 3:
[12:51] True.
Speaker 1:
[12:52] No, I used pillowcases.
Speaker 5:
[12:55] What?
Speaker 1:
[12:58] It's a lot.
Speaker 3:
[12:59] It's a lot to hold. It's a lot to hold.
Speaker 1:
[13:03] Pillowcases hold big loads, buddy.
Speaker 5:
[13:06] All right.
Speaker 7:
[13:06] All right. If you guys were to guess on what crunchy means, what would you think it is? Would you think it's a diss?
Speaker 5:
[13:11] It's like a new term online. I've seen the term.
Speaker 1:
[13:13] Crunchy?
Speaker 5:
[13:14] They say like crunchy girlfriend or crunchy parents. What would you-
Speaker 8:
[13:18] Annoying?
Speaker 6:
[13:19] That's a good one.
Speaker 3:
[13:21] What about like crunch?
Speaker 7:
[13:23] Okay.
Speaker 1:
[13:24] Tell me the word crunchy. I don't know. It's either a chocolate bar or it's a wrapper.
Speaker 7:
[13:30] Crunchy wrapper?
Speaker 1:
[13:31] Crunchy bag.
Speaker 9:
[13:33] What?
Speaker 8:
[13:34] 36 Mafia.
Speaker 1:
[13:35] 36 Mafia.
Speaker 5:
[13:36] But this is like to your wife. Is your wife a crunchy wife?
Speaker 1:
[13:41] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[13:41] Yeah?
Speaker 7:
[13:42] Oh, okay.
Speaker 5:
[13:42] Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 7:
[13:43] Is it a good or a bad thing?
Speaker 1:
[13:45] Yuck right now.
Speaker 3:
[13:47] All right.
Speaker 8:
[13:48] Crunchy like a water bottle?
Speaker 6:
[13:49] I don't know.
Speaker 7:
[13:51] Khan's onto something right now.
Speaker 3:
[13:52] Khan's onto something.
Speaker 7:
[13:52] Letty?
Speaker 6:
[13:54] Crunchy.
Speaker 5:
[13:55] I don't know. I feel like that would be a diss.
Speaker 3:
[13:57] Yeah. It has to be. Maybe.
Speaker 7:
[13:59] A diss.
Speaker 3:
[13:59] Yeah. Like crusty, musty.
Speaker 7:
[14:01] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[14:01] Crusty, musty, crunchy.
Speaker 8:
[14:02] The opposite is smooth.
Speaker 7:
[14:04] Yeah. I mean, it's not that bad if you actually think of it. Crunchy is somebody that is doing the most about the way that they live. Okay. So this guy's going to explain on how his girlfriend lives.
Speaker 10:
[14:14] We only eat protein bars that are made with real whole food ingredients. 100% European linen bedding, non-toxic pillowcases and a non-toxic mattress. A lot of plants because they are nature's filters. She started buying more natural fiber clothing because apparently we're wearing plastic. We use these red or incandescent light bulbs instead of LED to support our circadian rhythm at night. We use clean deodorants that have no synthetic fragrances or aluminum.
Speaker 7:
[14:44] So basically-
Speaker 9:
[14:44] Can I drive a Subaru? Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[14:47] What?
Speaker 5:
[14:48] That's like green people then.
Speaker 7:
[14:49] It's like eco-friendly people.
Speaker 5:
[14:51] Oh, okay. I'm thinking luxury. I'm thinking expensive.
Speaker 3:
[14:54] Me too.
Speaker 7:
[14:54] I think that's doing the most.
Speaker 3:
[14:56] Lame.
Speaker 5:
[14:56] No, but eco-friendly and more-
Speaker 3:
[14:58] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[14:58] They live-
Speaker 8:
[14:59] Yeah, definitely. Is that the same thing as like an almond-
Speaker 7:
[15:03] People are calling them hippies.
Speaker 1:
[15:06] Almond milk drinkers.
Speaker 5:
[15:08] Eco-friendly almond milkers.
Speaker 1:
[15:09] Gluten-free cereal.
Speaker 5:
[15:11] Yeah. The people that want to save us. While the rest of us are like, nah, let this is burn. Come on.
Speaker 1:
[15:18] We don't want to be saved.
Speaker 13:
[15:19] Don't save us.
Speaker 5:
[15:22] Those are probably like the best people in the world. They're trying to make their like carbon footprint.
Speaker 1:
[15:26] Are they?
Speaker 7:
[15:28] They're so annoying.
Speaker 5:
[15:29] None of us are crunchy.
Speaker 3:
[15:30] No, no, we all drive electric.
Speaker 5:
[15:32] No, we're not.
Speaker 3:
[15:32] True.
Speaker 7:
[15:33] No, no, you drive it for another reason.
Speaker 5:
[15:34] Do you make sure all your food has whole foods in it? That means it's not processed. None of that.
Speaker 3:
[15:38] I can't be partial crunchy.
Speaker 7:
[15:40] This guy was literally talking about how his girlfriend only wears certain clothes because the clothes that they used to wear was plastic.
Speaker 5:
[15:46] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[15:46] Recycled, gotcha.
Speaker 8:
[15:47] Those people are annoying because they remind you of all the bad things in the world every day. Oh, you know, that's, you know, it has toxins and carcinogens on your body.
Speaker 1:
[15:56] I wouldn't mind them if they wouldn't try to impose their lifestyle on us.
Speaker 8:
[15:59] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[15:59] It's happened to you?
Speaker 1:
[16:00] Sir, I want to die early, okay? You leave me alone.
Speaker 5:
[16:02] See, that's pretty weird. We love our ignorance. We love our bad choices. How dare you give us good choices?
Speaker 1:
[16:10] How dare you tell me what to eat?
Speaker 7:
[16:12] Letty, you say, would you say your husband's crunchy?
Speaker 5:
[16:16] He's like half crunchy.
Speaker 7:
[16:18] Because he uses the app, right?
Speaker 5:
[16:19] Yuca app.
Speaker 8:
[16:20] Yuca app, yes.
Speaker 5:
[16:21] Yeah, he loves Whole Foods.
Speaker 7:
[16:23] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[16:24] All of that.
Speaker 3:
[16:25] Not the store, but like actually Whole Foods, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[16:28] He's super clean. No, but he don't care about what's in the chemicals. Like we stay using Fabuloso. What? I don't think a Fabuloso user is crunchy. If we're talking about that.
Speaker 7:
[16:37] Okay, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[16:38] They're the ones that, Angie, I'm sorry, I'm going to put you on blast, that put the lemon as deodorant.
Speaker 7:
[16:44] Angie, do you do that?
Speaker 5:
[16:45] Crunchy people? I was going to say that. Every one of us has something crunchy about us. Angie, it's the lemon. What's crunchy about you?
Speaker 7:
[16:53] We make our own toothpaste.
Speaker 5:
[16:54] You make your own toothpaste?
Speaker 3:
[16:56] How do you make that?
Speaker 7:
[16:57] Baking soda and stuff like that. My dad makes it for us.
Speaker 3:
[17:00] I didn't know that.
Speaker 5:
[17:01] That's pretty crunchy. How crunchy are you, my friend over there? You drink Fiji?
Speaker 3:
[17:08] Crunchy.
Speaker 8:
[17:12] We only drink organic sodas in my home.
Speaker 3:
[17:14] What the hell is that?
Speaker 5:
[17:16] That's pretty crunchy. It's not like a brand. It's like another one, like Poppy or something.
Speaker 3:
[17:22] I've never heard of that. What about you, Letty?
Speaker 5:
[17:24] I like air wine a lot.
Speaker 7:
[17:26] That's not crunchy, all right?
Speaker 3:
[17:27] That's pretty whole food stuff. That's like the organic food.
Speaker 5:
[17:30] Crunchiness of crunchy.
Speaker 7:
[17:31] Air wine?
Speaker 5:
[17:32] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[17:33] No, this is like, we're talking about like something that's actually like equal friendly. Air wine is nice.
Speaker 3:
[17:38] I feel like it is.
Speaker 5:
[17:39] Air wine.
Speaker 3:
[17:39] It's just expensive.
Speaker 5:
[17:41] No, it's organic.
Speaker 1:
[17:42] Yeah, I drove a Tesla.
Speaker 8:
[17:43] Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 3:
[17:44] Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 8:
[17:46] My hat is organic.
Speaker 5:
[17:47] I don't know why I'd be upset if you're judging my crunchiness. I don't know, whatever. Because air wine. I'm going to send you good vibes.
Speaker 3:
[17:57] Boom.
Speaker 1:
[17:57] I hope you do good.
Speaker 3:
[17:58] Yeah. There we go. Let's go into.
Speaker 9:
[18:02] Tune in to Young Joc and the Streets Morning Takeover. You left the man hanging because he has a full size bed.
Speaker 11:
[18:07] Yes, sir. I sure did.
Speaker 3:
[18:08] How tall is he?
Speaker 6:
[18:10] He is tall.
Speaker 11:
[18:11] He is tall.
Speaker 12:
[18:12] And y'all weren't in the kids room. He ain't take you in the kids room.
Speaker 8:
[18:15] So he got to curl up to be in his bed.
Speaker 5:
[18:17] I'm not trying to be curled up.
Speaker 12:
[18:19] Sometimes you need space.
Speaker 3:
[18:20] You know, sometimes you just need a little bit of space.
Speaker 13:
[18:23] Hold on, so all this is over my bed? Who gave you that bed, Travis? For real. It's really good. You feel me?
Speaker 9:
[18:27] Who passed the bed down to you?
Speaker 12:
[18:30] Somebody brought that bed over there on the back door drawer.
Speaker 9:
[18:32] We ain't not going down that bed.
Speaker 14:
[18:33] I sleep how I want to sleep, man.
Speaker 13:
[18:35] You know, I like to cuddle, so I got a bed. You ain't going nowhere. You waiting for me.
Speaker 15:
[18:39] I have no reason to sit on that bed.
Speaker 4:
[18:40] So you went to the store and purchased a full size bed?
Speaker 9:
[18:44] It's definitely getting small d energy in that full size bed.
Speaker 3:
[18:47] You're like, okay, come on now.
Speaker 13:
[18:49] That's crazy.
Speaker 4:
[18:50] Man, go on Facebook and get you a king size bed, bro.
Speaker 9:
[18:54] Tune in to Young Jock and the Streets Morning Takeover, available now on your favorite podcast platform.
Speaker 3:
[19:01] Concrete.
Speaker 4:
[19:03] And now, the weather.
Speaker 7:
[19:07] With Concrete Storm.
Speaker 1:
[19:09] Ferritos, it is going down for the weather, Friday, April 17th. Welcome home the weekend. First, we off when we catch traffic on the 5 to Los Feliz. Get your girl a bottle and spend your night in a telly this weekend. 77 degrees and 55 at night. Now we kung fu foods all the way to Chinatown. Egg, roast, orange chicken, this spice us down. 78 degrees and 56 at night. Next, we brush the haters off all the way to the Fairfax District. If you're tripping, Angie says she'll punch your biscuit. 77 and 55 degrees. Lastly, we take a walk or a run all the way to Mid City. End up looking all sweaty and glossy like you did a weekend with Diddy. 78 degrees and 56. 78 and 56. What? It's fun times, guys. Oh, you've had one? Los Feliz, 77 and 55 degrees. Chinatown, 78 and 56 degrees. Fairfax District, 77 and 55 degrees at night. Mid City, 78 and 56 degrees at night. It's gonna be an overall pretty nice weekend, guys. It's your boy Concrete from Brown Bag Mornings, Power 106.
Speaker 9:
[20:12] Let's go! If you need a homie, or need some help, We'll need a line.
Speaker 2:
[20:20] I mean phone line.
Speaker 12:
[20:21] We got you, fool. The homie helpline.
Speaker 8:
[20:24] Jesus needs our help.
Speaker 2:
[20:26] Jesus.
Speaker 8:
[20:27] Jesus hit us up and said, Hey Brown Bag, my name is Jesus and I need help. A couple of years ago, I was in a relationship with a partner of six years. During the end of it, he pressured me to open the relationship. Months passed by and I ended up meeting a man who we will call Alejandro.
Speaker 5:
[20:46] Alejandro.
Speaker 8:
[20:48] Alejandro and me fell hard for each other. But the catch was.
Speaker 5:
[20:54] What are we talking about here? Why are you talking like that kind?
Speaker 8:
[20:58] Jesus and Alejandro. He said, Alejandro and me fell hard for each other, but the catch was that we were both in relationships and I was only supposed to be having fun. We went on a cruise together in secret.
Speaker 5:
[21:16] What?
Speaker 8:
[21:16] One time Alejandro and I went to a comedy show. I wonder who they went to go see.
Speaker 1:
[21:24] The homie Narciso.
Speaker 8:
[21:27] And I came back super drunk and super late and my ex-partner and Alejandro saw each other.
Speaker 5:
[21:32] Dun, dun, dun.
Speaker 8:
[21:34] My ex-partner still chose to keep the relationship going, only now we were open, open, meaning we would be allowed to date outside of our relationship, but it did not last much longer. Things started to go downhill with Alejandro and I realized he was a master gaslighter, very self-righteous and self-absorbed. One time, he gave me an STD.
Speaker 5:
[21:59] What?
Speaker 8:
[22:01] I called him super emotional about it, and he basically hushed me up and told me he didn't want to talk about it because it was stressful for him. What? Stressful for him.
Speaker 1:
[22:12] It's a lot of pressure, bro.
Speaker 8:
[22:14] Then he blamed getting the STD on his partner, when deep down I knew it was from him fooling with others. He told me he and his partner have an unspoken agreement on having play with others, but really, I think it was another lie. Our last issue was telling him that blocking me is wrong and hurtful. He told me then that I was only troubled by it because of my abandonment issues. No. I told him nobody likes being blocked by someone they care about. Weeks later, he brings it up again, gets mad and blocks me finally for the last time. Now as time passes, I realized Alejandro was a massive snake. Now I wonder, Brown Bag, should I honor whatever connection we had and take it to the grave, or should I rat the snake out and give him what he deserves?
Speaker 5:
[23:01] Take what to the grave? The STD?
Speaker 8:
[23:04] Well, the relationship to basically rat him out to his partner.
Speaker 5:
[23:08] To his partner.
Speaker 1:
[23:09] So it's Friday today.
Speaker 8:
[23:11] It is.
Speaker 1:
[23:12] Okay, got it.
Speaker 8:
[23:13] Jesus.
Speaker 1:
[23:14] What? I mean Friday.
Speaker 5:
[23:16] Yeah. To double up on Marty March of Madness.
Speaker 8:
[23:20] Yes.
Speaker 5:
[23:21] Okay. So Jesus also has a partner.
Speaker 8:
[23:25] He did.
Speaker 5:
[23:25] He did have a partner during this.
Speaker 8:
[23:27] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[23:27] They were kind of doing both doing the same thing though.
Speaker 3:
[23:30] Yeah. They were open.
Speaker 5:
[23:31] Seeing people on the side.
Speaker 8:
[23:32] To each other.
Speaker 5:
[23:33] Yeah, like with each other. But I guess, I'm guessing Alejandro's partner didn't know about this. Or even though Alejandro said they're kind of, they're open. Maybe that might be a lie.
Speaker 8:
[23:42] That's what he thinks.
Speaker 5:
[23:42] You know, when you get with someone and then they tell you a situation that they have. That's not really what it turned out to be.
Speaker 8:
[23:48] Yeah, she knows.
Speaker 5:
[23:48] She's just my roommate.
Speaker 8:
[23:50] You know, she knows.
Speaker 5:
[23:51] You know, my baby mama, all of that stuff. Yeah, she's cool with it. And then you believe it. You believe it. She's cool with it.
Speaker 8:
[23:57] She's cool with it.
Speaker 5:
[23:58] Yeah. OK, well, Jesus is on the line.
Speaker 8:
[24:02] Chewie. Jesus.
Speaker 5:
[24:03] Jesus.
Speaker 15:
[24:05] What up, my people?
Speaker 6:
[24:06] Good morning.
Speaker 4:
[24:07] What up, my people?
Speaker 11:
[24:08] What up, Doug? What's up, guys?
Speaker 15:
[24:10] What's up?
Speaker 11:
[24:10] So, yeah, I mean, yeah, a lot of stuff happening in my life.
Speaker 8:
[24:15] We have to cut a lot of it out because you wrote a lot, Jesus.
Speaker 15:
[24:18] Oh, yeah. I tried to answer it, but like, believe me, there's like three times like of that stuff that happened.
Speaker 5:
[24:25] I bet. So, Jesus, I have some questions. It's a lot of fun to tell it. I have some questions just so we can understand you a little bit more. How do you know Alejandro?
Speaker 15:
[24:35] Oh, so I had just like seen it on my Instagram and something like that from another guy I was talking to. I just, you know, shot him a DM and I was like, you know, whatever. I never do that type of stuff. And yeah, we started talking and eventually we set up a date, came over and everything clicked.
Speaker 5:
[24:55] So, but he was your sneaky leak at that point because you were already in a relationship.
Speaker 15:
[25:00] Well, at that point, I was in the open relationship because my ex had had like pressure, you know, it was all the, all this drama. So we were cool on that case on that front.
Speaker 5:
[25:11] Yeah.
Speaker 15:
[25:12] And then at the time, uh, Alejandro, he told me that he was kind of vague about it, but he told me that, yeah, like, like we're open. We just have a unspoken agreement and thought, thought, thought.
Speaker 11:
[25:22] I was like, all right, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1:
[25:23] Beep, bop, bop, bop.
Speaker 15:
[25:27] What do you know?
Speaker 2:
[25:31] Da, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 5:
[25:37] Anyway, we're just making sounds. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey, Jesus, Jesus, what did you like about him?
Speaker 15:
[25:43] Uh, well, he was really respectful. I did like that part about him. I don't know if you guys know, but, you know, if you think dudes are dogs, you know, like gay dudes are way, way, way, way worse. No, like it's hard to find a good gay guy, way worse. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's, it's horrible.
Speaker 5:
[26:02] Okay, I've heard that like about, like people I know and love that, that are in that community, they tell me that you guys are garden hos. Yeah, but also, but also legends are aggressive. No, that the guys are very, like you guys don't want to set relationship. You just want to play the field. No, like the dudes in that, in that lifestyle are very, is that true Jesus, would you say that?
Speaker 8:
[26:23] I want to be free.
Speaker 5:
[26:24] It's hard to find, it's hard to find like a serious relationship cause everybody just wants to play around.
Speaker 15:
[26:31] Very much so, but I mean, I get it cause you know, we're at the end of the day or we're all dudes, like, it doesn't make a little bit of sense.
Speaker 1:
[26:37] They understand, they understand, they understand. Yeah, you guys know what's up, you guys know what's up, you look at each other, what's up dog?
Speaker 8:
[26:43] Hey homie.
Speaker 1:
[26:44] The dog?
Speaker 15:
[26:45] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[26:46] The dog or what? Between dogs or what? I like that one, ponte, ponte.
Speaker 15:
[26:54] Like, you know, like, like, like, don't get me wrong, like, I understand it, but, you know, half the time, you know, like, my first interaction with these dudes will be, they'll send some peculiar things, you know, on the first day.
Speaker 1:
[27:05] Like what, like what, like what? You gotta tell us.
Speaker 15:
[27:08] You gotta tell us. Some peculiar body parts, you know?
Speaker 5:
[27:11] Ooh, peculiar.
Speaker 15:
[27:13] That's a type of stuff I don't exactly like, you know, I like to, you know, I like to have fun, you know, I like to know like their favorite color and stuff.
Speaker 6:
[27:21] Oh, brown.
Speaker 15:
[27:25] Brown.
Speaker 5:
[27:27] Can I get to know you first?
Speaker 6:
[27:29] I guess, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[27:30] I guess for you, Jesus, and I'm wondering, like, yeah, you guys know, you guys understand each other, you're dudes, some, a lot of hit it and quit it is happening or a lot of, I just want to have fun. I don't want commitment.
Speaker 1:
[27:40] A lot of dip and dip.
Speaker 5:
[27:41] Yeah. But for some people that want like a relationship, relationship or true connection, that can be tough. And I'm assuming Jesus, you are one of those people.
Speaker 15:
[27:52] Oh yeah, definitely, definitely. And I was, you know, I'm going to be straight up, like I'm not crying about what I went through in that, in both of those relationships, because a lot of it was my choice to endure. And not only that, but I knew I was doing something that wasn't exactly correct, you know?
Speaker 5:
[28:09] Right.
Speaker 15:
[28:10] And, you know, I'm very honest about that with myself. You know, I don't, I'm not playing like I'm no victim or anything like that. But I will say, you know, when you're in one bad relationship, and then somebody else pops up, and, you know, there's something that is rare to find, you know, in a weak moment, I did accept it, you know?
Speaker 1:
[28:28] You're not a victim. You're a victor.
Speaker 6:
[28:30] Hey, pause.
Speaker 1:
[28:36] Wait, wait, wait. I'm just here.
Speaker 5:
[28:38] Question, though, what's your type, if you could explain physically your type?
Speaker 1:
[28:43] Like, Greg, Vic, Con. Con.
Speaker 3:
[28:48] Jose.
Speaker 15:
[28:51] With, I'll say just like, like any man, you know, like big, you know, masculine, that type of thing. Con.
Speaker 6:
[29:00] I appreciate that. He said Vic. You know, he said beard, with a beard.
Speaker 5:
[29:06] So you like, you like feeling protected?
Speaker 15:
[29:10] You said what?
Speaker 5:
[29:10] You like feeling protected, like you like someone that, you know, like can, can hold you.
Speaker 15:
[29:16] I'm an old man, you know, like, like.
Speaker 5:
[29:18] Well, don't get it twisted.
Speaker 15:
[29:20] I like, I like, I like another man in the house. Yeah, sitting in the sofa or something, you know, doing nothing.
Speaker 3:
[29:26] Yeah, to Netflix and chill.
Speaker 8:
[29:28] Do you like that person to make you laugh? Like a comedian?
Speaker 15:
[29:30] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 percent. That's the easiest way to, you know, get in certain spots.
Speaker 1:
[29:47] Hey, cĆ³mo se llama el hijo de HĆ©rcules?
Speaker 15:
[29:50] You said what?
Speaker 1:
[29:52] CĆ³mo se llama el hijo de HĆ©rcules?
Speaker 15:
[29:55] The Hercules.
Speaker 1:
[29:56] Herculito. You feel me?
Speaker 7:
[30:01] Why do you know that joke?
Speaker 1:
[30:05] You feel me?
Speaker 15:
[30:18] Yeah, yeah. 100%, I listen to every single, I don't have anymore Brown Bag Homie Helplines on YouTube anymore, because I listen to it all the time.
Speaker 5:
[30:27] So, I'll talk to you about Cutie Pie, thank you.
Speaker 1:
[30:30] He's caught up on the series.
Speaker 5:
[30:32] He became the cheeseman.
Speaker 3:
[30:34] He's like, you know what, I need more.
Speaker 6:
[30:35] Let me call him up.
Speaker 5:
[30:37] Okay, so what do you want to do now? Because just for a recap of what went on with you, from the best to our knowledge, you were dating a guy, he's your ex now. In that relationship, you guys were kind of open. Durante ese tiempo, you met a guy on Instagram and you started hitting it off with him. He was the perfect dude, really respectful, really kind, muscular. It was everything that you liked about a dude, especially in the community where sometimes it's just a bunch of garden hose around, like no one wants to settle down, nothing, right? Now you find out that this person, the Alejandro dude, also has another partner and he says they're open, but you kind of don't know whether that's true or not. He ends up doing something crazy. He gives you an STD. You're tripping. He's saying he gets it from his partner. You're kind of like, no, you're going around. And this person that I thought you were, you're not, right? So now you're wondering, clearly you're not with your first relationship anymore, it must have not worked out. Now you're wondering if you should tell Alejandro's main, what went down? Yeah.
Speaker 15:
[31:39] So I've told it to two friends, exactly. And, well, no, actually it's been a lot of friends. Like, the deep part of it, I've told two friends. And you know, like how friends are, they're like, you know, once they hear bad things, they're like, they want you to go get revenge or whatever. And they're like, oh, you should, you should, you should just like, you know, ruin his life. I was like, no, like, you know, I want to keep some of the honor, you know, and what we had.
Speaker 5:
[32:05] Like it was good times, even though it wasn't real.
Speaker 15:
[32:08] Yeah, yeah, you know, but, you know, as time passes and I'm healing, and you know, like, I'm more free with my life and the decisions of, you know, myself. I'm like, you know what?
Speaker 13:
[32:19] Maybe I should ruin his life, you know?
Speaker 15:
[32:21] I don't know.
Speaker 5:
[32:24] The mentality is crazy.
Speaker 9:
[32:26] You know what I'm feeling?
Speaker 5:
[32:27] Maybe I should ruin his life.
Speaker 8:
[32:29] Yeah, maybe that'll heal him.
Speaker 5:
[32:30] What does ruin his life mean to you?
Speaker 15:
[32:32] Well, I'm just like playing around when I say that, but it's really just like, like, I think back and time crosses and the, the, the, I know with the stupidness I put myself through and also what I did was wrong and I'm thinking like, man, you know, I did put up with a lot of-
Speaker 5:
[32:47] Hey, Suze, what do you want to do to him? What does that mean to you?
Speaker 6:
[32:50] I know, bro, cut to the chase.
Speaker 15:
[32:51] I don't know, you know, just, you know, that just is how I'm feeling, you know, you just go with the feeling.
Speaker 8:
[32:56] You want to ride him out?
Speaker 5:
[32:57] Do you want to go ride him out to his other partner?
Speaker 1:
[32:59] You want to cut his brake lines?
Speaker 5:
[33:00] You want to hit up his boy and be like, do you want to hit, tell his partner or get with his partner?
Speaker 1:
[33:10] Put sugar in his gas tank.
Speaker 15:
[33:14] I can't agree with the whole family, you know, I can't. I'm not like that.
Speaker 3:
[33:19] Yeah, he has respect.
Speaker 12:
[33:20] He says he has respect.
Speaker 1:
[33:21] Okay, okay.
Speaker 11:
[33:22] I'm a decent man, though.
Speaker 3:
[33:24] I bet a lot.
Speaker 5:
[33:26] What do you think, Con? What should his opinion be?
Speaker 1:
[33:27] Be a savage dog. Let your hair down.
Speaker 5:
[33:31] Ruin his life.
Speaker 1:
[33:31] Let your hair down, you know?
Speaker 5:
[33:33] All right. Should Hesous... He didn't giggle a lot. Should Hesous... Would you know how to reach out to his partner?
Speaker 1:
[33:41] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 15:
[33:42] And you know, like, I have my ways and reach around.
Speaker 5:
[33:46] Reach around. All these jokes, we've been... Honestly, the crew's been waiting to have someone open the door so that they can come right in.
Speaker 1:
[33:56] Reach around, go through the back door.
Speaker 5:
[33:59] So they can come right in with the jokes, Hesous.
Speaker 13:
[34:04] I was already ready for it. I was already ready for it.
Speaker 1:
[34:09] They will never see you coming if you come through the back door.
Speaker 8:
[34:17] Concrete.
Speaker 5:
[34:18] Hesous needs help.
Speaker 1:
[34:21] We're serious, too, dog. You guys are taking what I'm saying to a whole new level.
Speaker 5:
[34:27] Hesous, have you talked to your mom about it, or like anyone in your family, like, hey, what should I do?
Speaker 11:
[34:33] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[34:35] What does your mom say?
Speaker 15:
[34:38] I don't know if I can say it on air, but my mom said.
Speaker 1:
[34:40] Just say it. Keep it PG.
Speaker 9:
[34:42] Keep it PG, but say it.
Speaker 1:
[34:43] Say what you feel, man.
Speaker 15:
[34:44] So, hijo, saliste como un poco, and then, you know, like, giver of peculiar parts, you know?
Speaker 1:
[34:55] My boy just learned that word.
Speaker 5:
[34:57] I love that word.
Speaker 1:
[34:59] He has a vast vocabulary.
Speaker 5:
[35:01] Saliste poco, giver of peculiar parts.
Speaker 15:
[35:05] It's because I cuss a lot, so I'm like really cussing.
Speaker 5:
[35:07] You're trying your best. You're doing incredible. You're doing incredible.
Speaker 1:
[35:12] Does it rhyme with chulo?
Speaker 15:
[35:15] No, no, it rhymes with pepino. I guess something like that.
Speaker 1:
[35:20] Okay.
Speaker 15:
[35:21] Rhymes with pepino?
Speaker 5:
[35:22] It rhymes with pepino or it is pepino?
Speaker 13:
[35:25] Oh, man.
Speaker 15:
[35:28] I can't really do, like, the worst stuff right now, but it basically means, you know, like, I'm giving it out.
Speaker 5:
[36:05] Cirujo. Bien cirujo.
Speaker 3:
[36:07] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[36:09] Like, ay, Micho, how do you get into all this stuff, Micho?
Speaker 3:
[36:12] All this drama.
Speaker 15:
[36:14] I told her right now I was going to be on the radio, and she was even like, before I left to go in the car, she was like, let's get the parang, you know, like.
Speaker 5:
[36:23] No, te van a plagang. What is it?
Speaker 1:
[36:25] No, just get the bag in before.
Speaker 5:
[36:32] 818-520-1059, help out Jesus. He had a sneaky link that turned out to be not the best guy, gave him an STD, was sleeping around with everybody, and so he's wondering, hey, should I get it back in blood? Should I go to his partner and tell them? Because supposedly, according to the sneaky link, at one point, though they were in an open relationship, the partner knew it was a whole thing that they had, right? But he feels like, no, something might be up, this might not be true. Should he go and seek revenge and tell that partner? Or should he hold on to the good times that they had? Because although he was a piece of crap, they had really good times, you know? In peculiar places, things were going down, right? Should he leave it alone or should he seek revenge? Hey, Jesus.
Speaker 15:
[37:15] Yes, sir?
Speaker 5:
[37:16] Which one of the Iyas did he give you? Radio, gonorrhea.
Speaker 15:
[37:21] I don't want to say it because it might kill my skin. Yeah, but it's gone now, so.
Speaker 3:
[37:28] What does it matter? It still happened.
Speaker 7:
[37:29] Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 15:
[37:32] It didn't sting. I'll say that.
Speaker 3:
[37:34] It didn't sting.
Speaker 5:
[37:35] I don't know the symptoms, brother.
Speaker 1:
[37:38] I'm only had four of them. Which one?
Speaker 15:
[37:40] I can't say it because if someone recognizes my voice, so then they meet me, they're gonna be like, oh, wakata.
Speaker 7:
[37:45] Well, you don't have it anymore. Wakata.
Speaker 1:
[37:46] What does it matter?
Speaker 15:
[37:48] Wakata. People don't care.
Speaker 5:
[37:49] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[37:51] Yeah, he once had it.
Speaker 5:
[37:52] Hey, and I have a couple other questions for you before we get to close. You're single right now.
Speaker 15:
[37:58] Yeah, right now, single, single, single is a pringle and finally just, just free.
Speaker 5:
[38:03] Are you sad about it?
Speaker 15:
[38:05] I get lonely sometimes, but I know I gotta build myself up.
Speaker 5:
[38:08] And do you miss him specifically, Alejandro?
Speaker 15:
[38:13] I mean, maybe for like a second, and then I think back of how like annoying certain things were. I was like, oh no, I'm good.
Speaker 5:
[38:21] Okay. Do you miss your ex?
Speaker 15:
[38:25] The funny thing is, oh, that was a whole other, like, no.
Speaker 5:
[38:28] See or no? Do you miss your ex, see or no?
Speaker 15:
[38:31] I don't miss a relationship, but I'm actually still in contact with him. We're actually on really great terms now.
Speaker 5:
[38:37] Nice. So there's, just add those parts to the story that he's still, like, if he misses anyone, it's this one, Alejandro, but Alejandro also did him dirty. Gaming SCD then blocked him.
Speaker 3:
[38:46] Wow.
Speaker 5:
[38:47] And so, like, he's feeling a lot of emotions right now.
Speaker 3:
[38:50] You know?
Speaker 5:
[38:50] And he's looking like-
Speaker 1:
[38:51] He wants protection.
Speaker 3:
[38:54] I get it. I get it.
Speaker 5:
[38:56] All right. So what should he do? Should he give peace to Alejandro and just leave him alone, stay blocked, like, just remember the good times, like, as he's healing? Or should he hit up Alejandro's main partner and be like, hey, just so you know, this guy was seeing me on the side and probably other people, cause he got an STD and he gave it to me. I don't know if you know, but now you should know.
Speaker 14:
[39:18] Okay?
Speaker 5:
[39:18] He wants to hey girly.
Speaker 8:
[39:20] Yeah, hey girly. Oh.
Speaker 14:
[39:22] Hey girly.
Speaker 5:
[39:23] Jesus, how would you like respond? How would you DM? Like if you were to find the main partner?
Speaker 15:
[39:28] I would send a picture that we took of us going on a cruise together.
Speaker 8:
[39:36] The secret cruise he said he went on by himself that he could clear his head?
Speaker 1:
[39:38] Man, you really want to rock the boat, huh?
Speaker 15:
[39:41] Yeah, yeah. And I'd be like, by the way, he said all these things about you and about us.
Speaker 8:
[39:45] Oh.
Speaker 1:
[39:47] That's messy.
Speaker 12:
[39:48] That's messy.
Speaker 5:
[39:49] But Alejandro did him dirty, so he's kind of feeling like, why am I only the one that gets done dirty and I don't get to?
Speaker 1:
[39:56] Yeah, that's messy.
Speaker 5:
[39:57] Yeah, all right. That was kind of great. That was kind of great. Let's go to Enrique in Highland. Enrique, are you from Highland Park, brother?
Speaker 14:
[40:08] No, it's Highland in the IE, but by the Yamaha Casino.
Speaker 5:
[40:11] Okay. And right now, drink some. All right, Enrique, tell us, what would you tell the homie Jesus?
Speaker 14:
[40:22] I think Jesus needs to call that guy's main chorizo right now and ask him, hey bro, how did you take care of the SCD your man gave me? Because my fierro is a little rusty right now.
Speaker 5:
[40:36] You say, go ahead, write him out.
Speaker 1:
[40:38] Rusty, never musty.
Speaker 14:
[40:40] Tell him the lechita was a little sour. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 7:
[40:45] Cheddar cheese on there.
Speaker 5:
[41:04] Insane, you're insane right now.
Speaker 12:
[41:08] All right, do it.
Speaker 5:
[41:09] So you vote, do it.
Speaker 1:
[41:11] This is out of control.
Speaker 14:
[41:12] Yeah, do it, dawg. Do what you gotta do. Way a nice friend at home, boy.
Speaker 8:
[41:16] A brown eye for a brown eye.
Speaker 7:
[41:18] Yeah, one for one.
Speaker 5:
[41:19] All right, Robert. That was wild.
Speaker 2:
[41:27] Yo, Robert.
Speaker 5:
[41:28] What's up, Robert?
Speaker 7:
[41:29] What up?
Speaker 5:
[41:30] You are the other angel on Jesus' shoulder. You think he should not air out his ex, Niki Link.
Speaker 13:
[41:38] Yeah, I don't think he should. I think he should just leave it alone. He knew what he was doing and getting himself to. I mean, at the end of the day, it happens, you know?
Speaker 3:
[41:48] No, no, no.
Speaker 1:
[41:50] Yeah, he should air it out.
Speaker 13:
[41:51] Yeah, I mean, I don't think he's not. No, never. But I mean, he has to know what kind of ability can happen if he's messing around with, you know, multiple people. You know, he just never knows. So I think you should just leave the guy alone, let him be and continue doing the same thing he's doing and just have fun. That's it.
Speaker 5:
[42:12] Yeah. Thank you, bro, because Jesus, that is true. Like at some point, and I'm assuming you said, I've done a lot of things too. You have to take accountability, that you were also a surgeon out in the streets, right Jesus?
Speaker 15:
[42:26] Well, not during all our stuff, which was actually really silly, but-
Speaker 5:
[42:32] Oh, you were faithful to him. You were faithful to your sneaky link, but you had a man.
Speaker 11:
[42:37] Yeah, it was silly too.
Speaker 8:
[42:40] I don't know why.
Speaker 5:
[42:40] And that's why your mom said, Ay, son, then, surgeon.
Speaker 8:
[42:44] It makes sense in his brain.
Speaker 3:
[42:45] Yeah.
Speaker 8:
[42:45] It makes sense in his brain.
Speaker 15:
[42:48] But I understand the accountability part. I do get that too.
Speaker 3:
[42:51] Yeah, you are.
Speaker 5:
[42:52] That's good. That's good. All right. Power 106, number one for hip hop in Compton.
Speaker 1:
[42:57] Shout out to all the perritos in Compton.
Speaker 5:
[42:59] Yeah. Right now we're talking to the homie Jesus. Okay. Jesus wants to figure out if he should tell his ex sneaky links, Maine, what happened between them. And what happened between them was a lot.
Speaker 3:
[43:11] Peculiar places were getting explored like he's never had before. Okay.
Speaker 5:
[43:17] He also got an STD. He also got a blog. Yeah. But there were good times. He was on a freaking cruise ship. So he made him believe the world. And Jesus says that him and his partner were open at the time. So it wasn't as bad as what this guy, Alejandro's partner didn't know. Right? So he wants to know, should he blow up the spot? Like just all in there? Yeah. Or should he leave it alone? And thinking about the blow ups of the past. No way, no way, no way, no way, Linwood.
Speaker 2:
[43:51] Hey, Brown Bag. What's up, bro?
Speaker 5:
[43:53] How do I say your name?
Speaker 2:
[43:55] No way, you said it right.
Speaker 5:
[43:56] No way.
Speaker 2:
[43:56] No way.
Speaker 5:
[43:57] All right, talk to us, bro. What would you advise our homie, Jesus?
Speaker 2:
[44:01] I think he should just honestly move on. I know he went through some stuff with Alejandro, I think. Like it'll probably bite him back if he ends up doing, you know, trying to ruin his life.
Speaker 5:
[44:20] Right.
Speaker 2:
[44:21] So honestly, just be at peace and move on. I know it won't be easy. But really, like, I don't think anything good out of it will come out of it, you know?
Speaker 5:
[44:34] Okay, right here on the notes, it says you speak from experience. Can you tell us a little bit about that, bro?
Speaker 2:
[44:40] I mean, I just had, I had, like, a past relationship with someone betraying me. And I guess one of the things is being vengeful. But honestly, I just blocked that person. I'm like, it happened what happened. I got to heal myself. Yeah, I'm not going to talk to you, you know?
Speaker 1:
[44:59] Hey, uh, how did he betray you?
Speaker 2:
[45:04] Um, I basically, I got cheated on, but it's still, but it's a-
Speaker 8:
[45:10] With multiple dudes or, or it was just one?
Speaker 5:
[45:13] Why are you guys assuming that it's dudes?
Speaker 8:
[45:15] What do you mean?
Speaker 5:
[45:16] Why you guys, he never said it, yeah, it was true.
Speaker 8:
[45:18] He didn't? No, he didn't.
Speaker 1:
[45:19] I thought he said he-
Speaker 5:
[45:20] No, he just been speaking from experience, a past partner.
Speaker 10:
[45:23] He never said he didn't do it.
Speaker 1:
[45:25] Oh, my bad.
Speaker 5:
[45:26] No, are they making the wrong assumption?
Speaker 2:
[45:29] Uh, not necessarily, but-
Speaker 1:
[45:33] Okay.
Speaker 10:
[45:33] Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:
[45:34] Oh, man, for a time, man, I was like, I felt bad, dude. All right, well, whatever, that guy is an a-hole, dude.
Speaker 3:
[45:41] Yeah.
Speaker 6:
[45:42] You sound like a really cool dude.
Speaker 3:
[45:43] And not a good guy, not the most-
Speaker 1:
[45:44] You sound like a really cool dude, like someone you would take to a Dodger game.
Speaker 2:
[45:50] Can I just say I love the representation today. I've been listening to you guys.
Speaker 1:
[45:55] Let's go. Just so you know, man, we're just kind of a round band, but it's hard to be respectful and we love y'all, man. That's all. Much love.
Speaker 5:
[46:03] Shout out to the gay homies.
Speaker 1:
[46:04] Yeah, man. Shout out to the gay homies. We're just out here set tripping down.
Speaker 3:
[46:07] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[46:09] We're just out here letting the jokes fly.
Speaker 1:
[46:11] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[46:11] Like y'all let it fly, too.
Speaker 1:
[46:13] Exactly.
Speaker 5:
[46:13] Hey, Noah, are you single by any chance?
Speaker 2:
[46:17] I am.
Speaker 3:
[46:18] Oh.
Speaker 5:
[46:20] Do you have muscles? Do you have muscles?
Speaker 2:
[46:23] Do I have muscles? Yeah. I don't know. I'm a little stocky, but.
Speaker 6:
[46:28] Okay. Okay.
Speaker 5:
[46:29] Because you know the best way to get over someone is to get in somebody.
Speaker 2:
[46:33] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[46:34] Get under.
Speaker 1:
[46:35] Are you?
Speaker 2:
[46:36] Are you?
Speaker 1:
[46:36] Are you the bear?
Speaker 2:
[46:39] Not necessarily more like.
Speaker 15:
[46:43] Have you heard otter?
Speaker 4:
[46:45] Otter? Wait, what? Otter? Otter?
Speaker 8:
[46:47] Like a combo guard or?
Speaker 5:
[46:48] Wait, that must be a term.
Speaker 9:
[46:49] Because he like the wood. What is that?
Speaker 5:
[46:50] Because a bear is a term.
Speaker 3:
[46:52] I get you.
Speaker 5:
[46:52] A bear is a term.
Speaker 8:
[46:53] What's the term?
Speaker 7:
[46:54] They like the wood, right?
Speaker 3:
[46:55] Otters?
Speaker 5:
[46:57] Hold on. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, do you like otters?
Speaker 11:
[47:02] No, hell no.
Speaker 6:
[47:04] What?
Speaker 13:
[47:05] Wait, what's an otter?
Speaker 6:
[47:06] Why you say otter?
Speaker 15:
[47:07] An otter is like someone who's like skinny but hairy.
Speaker 8:
[47:13] That's so Vic. First of all, I'm not skinny.
Speaker 15:
[47:18] They might call Vic a bear. Don't call Vic a bear.
Speaker 8:
[47:22] Don't profile me.
Speaker 1:
[47:23] He's a little koala bear.
Speaker 5:
[47:27] Since we're all animals, what are you?
Speaker 1:
[47:29] What are you?
Speaker 8:
[47:32] I don't know.
Speaker 13:
[47:32] I'm just special.
Speaker 15:
[47:34] I don't think they got nothing for me.
Speaker 13:
[47:37] All of a sudden.
Speaker 5:
[47:39] Are you a twink?
Speaker 1:
[47:40] He's a care bear.
Speaker 15:
[47:41] No. Maybe I used to be, but now I'm getting a little chunkier, little more thongs.
Speaker 3:
[47:47] Oh, you got more chunks.
Speaker 1:
[47:48] What's a twink?
Speaker 5:
[47:48] A twink is like a little, a skinny one, a little baby, not a baby, but a little skinny one.
Speaker 3:
[47:52] Oh. He's like a panda bear.
Speaker 1:
[47:54] Yeah.
Speaker 12:
[47:55] You're like a chiquilin.
Speaker 3:
[47:56] Chiquilin, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[47:57] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[47:58] All right.
Speaker 5:
[47:58] So, hey, we're down to hook you up with an otter. Get over that other fool. Because what I think your problem is right now, you're hella focused on Alejandro because you don't got nothing going right now. And it's okay to have nothing going right now because you're going through a healing journey, but maybe you need distractions, and maybe you need to date people you wouldn't normally date because the freaking bears keep breaking up with you and keeping you on the side.
Speaker 8:
[48:20] Yeah, try harder, man.
Speaker 5:
[48:21] And plugging your butt to hibernate. Say what? Bears plug their butt.
Speaker 3:
[48:25] They do?
Speaker 5:
[48:26] Yeah, it's hibernate.
Speaker 3:
[48:27] Bears-
Speaker 9:
[48:27] What the hell, Letty?
Speaker 3:
[48:28] You guys have never- Google it. Google it.
Speaker 5:
[48:31] Bears plug their butt to hibernate.
Speaker 8:
[48:34] I never heard that in my life.
Speaker 1:
[48:36] That's a random fact. You know what's another random fact? You can't talk to dolphins, dog.
Speaker 5:
[48:42] Oh, look, you made the otter hang up on us.
Speaker 1:
[48:44] You can't poke a starfish, or can you?
Speaker 5:
[48:47] That's so mean.
Speaker 8:
[48:48] It's because he was being mean to them.
Speaker 3:
[48:49] Oh my God. Right? Yeah, they do.
Speaker 5:
[48:51] Bears plug their butt.
Speaker 6:
[48:53] How? With what?
Speaker 2:
[48:55] To prevent-
Speaker 5:
[48:56] Yeah, from-
Speaker 1:
[48:57] During what time? During what time of the season?
Speaker 2:
[49:00] Hibernating.
Speaker 1:
[49:01] When do they hibernate?
Speaker 3:
[49:01] Winter.
Speaker 5:
[49:03] Yeah, that's why Vic never goes to the bathroom.
Speaker 8:
[49:05] Exactly. If you're going to go to sleep for three months, yeah, you better plug it up.
Speaker 1:
[49:08] Plug it up.
Speaker 3:
[49:09] Wow.
Speaker 5:
[49:09] Okay. So I guess what are you looking for, Dogg? Because maybe we can help you get distracted.
Speaker 15:
[49:15] Well, I like macho dudes, you know, like bigger than me, and talks like a human being, and yeah, that's it. If you can make me laugh, that's perfect.
Speaker 3:
[49:26] Oh, so you're describing con.
Speaker 8:
[49:28] Yeah, you're describing con.
Speaker 5:
[49:29] Do you not like a certain type of convo? Like, what do you mean talks like a human?
Speaker 15:
[49:35] Well, you know, I'm just not into the super feisty stuff, so fast. Like, you know, I like someone who has like a little more soul to them, a little more substance.
Speaker 9:
[49:45] R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Speaker 5:
[49:47] You said feistiness. Do you mean like sassiness?
Speaker 15:
[49:50] No, I mean like vulgarness. So, you know, searching for peculiar parts so fast.
Speaker 5:
[49:58] Oh, got you. Like, just wants to get straight to the hookah.
Speaker 7:
[50:03] You want to get to know them first.
Speaker 5:
[50:04] And how tall are you, brother? How tall are you?
Speaker 15:
[50:07] I'm about six feet.
Speaker 5:
[50:08] You're six feet. So, you need someone bigger than you, macho, someone that's not an otter, maybe a bear. Are you down for a bear?
Speaker 15:
[50:15] Yeah, I'm down for that.
Speaker 5:
[50:16] Of course.
Speaker 7:
[50:17] Have you tried in West Hollywood?
Speaker 15:
[50:21] I work construction, so I'm around, like, you know.
Speaker 5:
[50:23] Macho. Hombre.
Speaker 11:
[50:25] Ay, que hombre. Yeah, so it's hard. It's hard for me to...
Speaker 1:
[50:32] Put a matillazo.
Speaker 8:
[50:34] Jesus.
Speaker 1:
[50:34] All kinds of wood around.
Speaker 8:
[50:36] On the construction site, there's a lot of, like, gay jokes that fly, right? But it's, like, with everybody? How does that work?
Speaker 15:
[50:42] Oh, I mean, I think a lot of them are funny, to be honest. I'm not... I'm not a... You know, I'm sure a lot of them are actually hateful, but a lot of them are actually just, like... It's just a part of it.
Speaker 8:
[50:53] It's funny, yeah. It's funny.
Speaker 5:
[50:55] Carrilla.
Speaker 1:
[50:55] It's Carrilla. It's Carrilla.
Speaker 15:
[50:57] Yeah, I don't get offended.
Speaker 5:
[50:58] All right. We're gonna find you someone, bro. I would rather find you someone than you go do something to that other fool, because one, he doesn't deserve your time anymore. Look at all the stuff he's done to you. You're just gonna open that door. Karma, all of that stuff, bro. We just gotta find you a macho man taller than six foot, a bear. What's up? All the bears out there. Ooh, check it. Yeah. This fool was a twink at one point. That means he was really skinny and little, and now he's kind of grown into his own.
Speaker 1:
[51:23] Okay.
Speaker 8:
[51:23] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[51:25] And he's been through some things, STDs, all that.
Speaker 8:
[51:29] I'm sure the lines are going to blow up now.
Speaker 1:
[51:33] I'm sure.
Speaker 12:
[51:34] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[51:34] Someone that can nail you, huh? Someone that can nail him a house, give him a roof roll.
Speaker 12:
[51:42] Relax, guys.
Speaker 5:
[51:44] All right. We got...
Speaker 3:
[51:45] It's the Essential Ibril Laura Rosenberg Podcast.
Speaker 12:
[51:48] Why are moms excited when they see their toddler drop it like it's hot? Why is that joyous?
Speaker 8:
[51:54] Because it's funny.
Speaker 7:
[51:54] You don't think about it like that.
Speaker 8:
[51:55] It's just cute to see them enjoying.
Speaker 12:
[51:58] But then they turn five. And like with Issa one time, we was at the playground, some music came on. And I had to be like, yo, Issa, come here. When they drop it low, moms go, woo!
Speaker 3:
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Speaker 5:
[52:15] So we got you. We have these Snoop Dogg tickets to give away. I'm Letty. That's my homie in Concrete making bird noises over there. My little pair of Keats.
Speaker 3:
[52:24] We got Greg Oreo in here.
Speaker 5:
[52:27] Greg is like a quail.
Speaker 3:
[52:28] A quail?
Speaker 5:
[52:29] Yeah, you're like a quail.
Speaker 1:
[52:30] Quail gets shot by shotguns.
Speaker 3:
[52:32] Really?
Speaker 1:
[52:33] Yeah, those ones that they throw up and baaah!
Speaker 3:
[52:35] You're for sure a parrot.
Speaker 7:
[52:36] You're for sure a parrot.
Speaker 5:
[52:38] I'll be a parrot. My brother over here, Victor, you look like a cockatoo.
Speaker 8:
[52:41] Thank you.
Speaker 5:
[52:42] Yeah, like a cockatoo.
Speaker 3:
[52:42] Oh, you are my every day pet.
Speaker 8:
[52:43] I had one growing up, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[52:45] Angie, you remind me of the little ones that hop. Like the ones that little hop on the-
Speaker 8:
[52:49] A parakeet?
Speaker 3:
[52:49] No. I know which one you're talking about.
Speaker 5:
[52:51] The sparrows or the- No, no, no, the ones that are on park benches. They're just hopping together.
Speaker 6:
[52:55] They're little pigeons.
Speaker 5:
[52:57] No! Angie, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And they're so cute and they're like, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink. Okay, my turn. I'm Letty.
Speaker 3:
[53:05] Ah, a parake Not a parakeet. What's a canary?
Speaker 5:
[53:09] Oh, like Tweety. Oh yeah, Tweety's a canary. Anybody else?
Speaker 1:
[53:13] I got a big old head.
Speaker 5:
[53:15] Say it, say it, say it to my face.
Speaker 1:
[53:16] I'm trying to think of a bird.
Speaker 5:
[53:18] You can say ostrich if you want.
Speaker 3:
[53:19] Oh, that is a bird.
Speaker 1:
[53:20] That's a bird?
Speaker 7:
[53:21] Technically, ostrich is a bird.
Speaker 5:
[53:22] You can say turkey.
Speaker 8:
[53:23] Flamingo. How about a flamingo?
Speaker 3:
[53:25] Oh, I like flamingo.
Speaker 1:
[53:27] Because you're like, Ah! That's an eagle.
Speaker 5:
[53:30] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[53:31] They sound alike.
Speaker 5:
[53:32] What do hawks make?
Speaker 3:
[53:34] They sound very alike.
Speaker 5:
[53:35] Flamingo Vic is the hawk.
Speaker 3:
[53:37] I hawk too. Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[53:41] Anyway, we have tickets right now to see Snoop in Long Beach. All right. We got Jose and Whitty on the line. What's up, Jose?
Speaker 3:
[53:47] Jose.
Speaker 13:
[53:48] What's up, Brown Bag? What's up, everybody? How you guys doing?
Speaker 3:
[53:51] Hola.
Speaker 5:
[53:52] Jose, you get to choose whether someone in here plays for you or you play for yourself. We're doing finish the lyric for these tickets.
Speaker 13:
[54:00] I want to go with Concrete.
Speaker 5:
[54:01] Oh, you want Concrete to play for you.
Speaker 3:
[54:06] All right.
Speaker 5:
[54:06] It's in your hands. It's Friday, Jose and Whitty. Finish the lyric Snoop Dogg edition. I'll play a piece of a Snoop Dogg song. Once it ends, you got to finish the lyric. Okay? Ready?
Speaker 1:
[54:15] Okay.
Speaker 5:
[54:15] All right. Congratulations, bro. You're going to go see Snoop and Long Beach, brother.
Speaker 13:
[54:50] Hey, good looking out, Concrete.
Speaker 12:
[54:52] Good looking out, Brown Bag. That's right.
Speaker 6:
[54:54] That's right.
Speaker 8:
[54:57] Dude, come here.
Speaker 11:
[54:58] Man, what's going on?
Speaker 4:
[55:00] Cheese-mation with Angie.
Speaker 3:
[55:03] Okay, this is crazy, but Cardi B's WAP is making fans cry, you guys. So there's a fan that posted a video of herself crying at a Cardi B concert when Cardi B was actually performing WAP, right? And so people were saying, like, how are you crying to freaking From the top, make it drop, that's so wet, that's so wet.
Speaker 5:
[55:28] A kitty.
Speaker 3:
[55:29] Yes. Yeah. There you go. So she went on and she made a TikTok video, right? Explaining why. And it's actually because of her mom, her mom that passed away. She said, because this is the last video I took of my mom before colon cancer took her from me. She goes on to explain and saying, like, Cardi B is what I listened to while I did my mom's make up for her funeral. It's the only music that didn't make me cry. Cardi's music gave me the strength I needed so I could doll my mom up one last time.
Speaker 5:
[56:00] Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3:
[56:03] So actually, Cardi B saw this video and she responded saying like, oh my God, I love you. This made me feel a certain way. I just want you to know your mom is always by your side and I'mma always remember this video.
Speaker 7:
[56:14] It's kind of crazy getting your mom ready to wop.
Speaker 5:
[56:17] To wop. Beautiful sentiment. It is very weird song.
Speaker 3:
[56:21] It is.
Speaker 5:
[56:22] To remember someone by.
Speaker 3:
[56:24] Every time she listens to...
Speaker 5:
[56:33] Yikes.
Speaker 3:
[56:34] But I'm sure we all have songs, like weird songs that remind us of our parents. Yup.
Speaker 8:
[56:38] Not as weird as that one, but for sure.
Speaker 5:
[56:40] Who can take the cake in here? What's a weird song that reminds you of your family member? Angie, what about you?
Speaker 3:
[56:47] OK, I'mma start. It's in Spanish because my parents only know Spanish. It's this one.
Speaker 1:
[56:59] I've never heard this.
Speaker 3:
[57:01] Yes, that's very Pate. Honestly, this always reminds me of my dad because I'm like, I always remember being little.
Speaker 5:
[57:06] Well, I think that's weird. I think that's beautiful.
Speaker 3:
[57:08] It's Elias and a... That's cute.
Speaker 5:
[57:11] It's cute. It's like nursery rhyme kind of thing.
Speaker 3:
[57:14] I thought that was weird.
Speaker 5:
[57:15] No, it's not WAP, girl.
Speaker 1:
[57:16] That's cute.
Speaker 5:
[57:17] For anybody else?
Speaker 7:
[57:18] Every time we play Sweet Caroline at my house, well, specifically my dad, my mom likes to make the comment that my dad is reminiscing about his white family.
Speaker 3:
[57:26] Oh, this one.
Speaker 7:
[57:27] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[57:35] Oh, man. You put that at a bar with white folks. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5:
[57:38] That's the white folk anthem.
Speaker 1:
[57:39] That's like putting...
Speaker 11:
[57:40] Meek Mill at the club.
Speaker 1:
[57:41] Tragos Amargos for Raza.
Speaker 5:
[57:44] It's like the unofficial British anthem or something. All the boxers, when they play that, it goes up.
Speaker 8:
[57:49] That's their dreams and nightmares.
Speaker 5:
[57:51] But I'm sure it brings drama in your house because...
Speaker 7:
[57:54] That's when my dad dated a white girl and my mom's like, ha ha ha. Where's she at now?
Speaker 3:
[57:57] I hope he denies it. I hope he denies it and says like, no.
Speaker 7:
[57:59] He just stays quiet because he knows she's right.
Speaker 9:
[58:02] And he gets into it.
Speaker 8:
[58:03] Mine's kind of weird, too. Mine's kind of weird.
Speaker 5:
[58:05] What parent?
Speaker 8:
[58:07] Both of them.
Speaker 5:
[58:09] That's not weird, man.
Speaker 7:
[58:10] That's not weird.
Speaker 8:
[58:11] Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 5:
[58:12] I thought the assignment was weird.
Speaker 6:
[58:14] Yeah, it's weird, cuz they said, Oh, all that sad.
Speaker 8:
[58:18] That was their wedding song.
Speaker 1:
[58:19] Yeah, make it all sad.
Speaker 3:
[58:21] Yeah, I know. What about you, let me...
Speaker 5:
[58:23] Okay, so my dad is super, I love my dad. And he showed me Rieleros, he showed me Tucanes, he showed me all of that. But there's this one song that one time, I don't know, we're flipping through the radio and he's like, stop, stop, stop. I like that song. And it tripped me out. Wow!
Speaker 1:
[58:42] That's a banger.
Speaker 5:
[58:43] Yeah. It's a country-ish song?
Speaker 1:
[58:49] Yeah.
Speaker 7:
[58:49] Have you heard the Spanish version of it?
Speaker 1:
[58:50] Yeah, the Spanish version.
Speaker 5:
[58:51] No, but he likes that song, low key also, because it reminds me of my mom, Wasted, Wasted My Life.
Speaker 1:
[58:56] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 8:
[58:57] Yeah, ice cold.
Speaker 1:
[58:58] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[59:00] Cut?
Speaker 1:
[59:00] Yeah. It's Mi Cucu. I used to ask my mom, I'm like, mom, quƩ es un cuckoo? She'd be like, no te preocupes.
Speaker 3:
[59:11] Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1:
[59:11] I'm like, no, mom, y por quƩ no quiere que se metan con su cuckoo?
Speaker 9:
[59:14] Esa seƱora, quƩ es un cuckoo? Yo quiero saber. Y si yo me quiero meter en su cuckoo.
Speaker 3:
[59:18] Oh my God. You were asking for all those questions.
Speaker 5:
[59:20] Then you'd be in her wap.
Speaker 15:
[59:30] Letty's set, go!
Speaker 5:
[59:32] Check this out, super cool, a new movie trailer, plus a fun fact that we never knew about Tupac. All right, so Street Fighter Movie is coming out. They just released the trailer for it. It looks really cool. Shout out to my homie, Andrew Schultz, he's gonna be a part of that. Think 50 Cent's a part of that. They just released the trailer, and in the trailer, you hear a classic Tupac song, only they flipped the lyrics a little bit. Check this out.
Speaker 4:
[59:58] Gathered here are the world's best fighters.
Speaker 9:
[60:02] I won't deny it, I'm a straight fighter.
Speaker 4:
[60:06] But only one of which will be crowned the world champion of straight fighting! You win!
Speaker 9:
[60:16] Perfect.
Speaker 5:
[60:19] So if you catch it, they're saying, I won't deny it, I'm a straight fighter. You don't want to mess with me, right? But we all know it as Ambitions of a Rider, I'm a straight rider. Well, apparently, this is actually the original way the song was supposed to be. Tupac actually recorded a version of the song for Mike Tyson's walkout music. Him and Mike Tyson were really cool homies, which the heavyweight champ used in 1995, three months before Ambitions as a Rider dropped.
Speaker 1:
[60:48] Dude, that's a dope fact.
Speaker 3:
[60:50] That's tight.
Speaker 9:
[60:50] That's a dope fact right there.
Speaker 5:
[60:52] Knowing that it's original?
Speaker 1:
[60:54] You did your homework.
Speaker 3:
[60:55] You know what she's doing.
Speaker 9:
[60:58] You know what she's doing.
Speaker 5:
[60:58] That's super tight and I had to share that with you. Of course, this is a movie to watch out for. It's a Street Fighter movie and what's up, DJ E-Man? Did you know that?
Speaker 7:
[61:06] No, that's dope.
Speaker 5:
[61:07] Isn't that tight?
Speaker 7:
[61:08] That is really dope.
Speaker 5:
[61:09] All right. Well, yes. In theaters October 16th, the Street Fighter movie, I'm Letty and that was Rap Sheet. All right, this is a story. I like to count how my wife got to turn upside down.
Speaker 3:
[61:24] No, nobody, anybody.
Speaker 5:
[61:26] Yeah, that's what the family behind Tapatio could be saying because their life has changed dramatically. So Tapatio was made out here. In a little city called Vernon, California. You know how we always say nobody live in Vernon?
Speaker 3:
[61:40] Well, the people that made Tapatio did.
Speaker 5:
[61:43] Their last name isn't Tapatio. Tapatio is actually the name of what you call someone from Guadalajara, where they're from back in Mexico. What? They are the Salvador family. I hope I'm saying it right. Yeah, but they made it out here in Vernon, California. We all know and love it and now the world might know and love it because it recently got sold to a Dallas-based company for an undisclosed amount, but that usually means it was some serious money. Oh yeah, they're already popping.
Speaker 1:
[62:08] Gazillionaires.
Speaker 5:
[62:09] And get this, something that drove or might have driven the sale is how much people that are on Ozempic have bought Tapatio. They said there's a huge rise in sales because people that are on Ozempic are like those GLP-1 drugs. They lose really their sense for anything. Everything tastes bland to them. Oh, that's sad. Yeah, it's really tough on their diet after they get on these medications, these shots, these, all of that. And so they're gleaning more towards buying hot sauces like Tapatio because of that boom, market rose for Tapatio and then they got sold and now they're popping.
Speaker 8:
[62:48] Somebody must have done some TikTok and be like, if you're on this, then you should have some Tapatio. And it probably just took off and became a method.
Speaker 5:
[62:57] Well, I think, look what happens whenever you're searching for taste or anything, you're gonna add salt, you're gonna add lemon, you're gonna add chili. So that would be like the natural instinct to do. And because of that, they got sold. They're still part owners, but the majority ownership has now gone to the Dallas space friend.
Speaker 1:
[63:13] It's like the Buss family with the Lakers.
Speaker 5:
[63:15] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[63:16] Sold it, but they're still in this one.
Speaker 5:
[63:17] Still in there somewhere. That's cool. Super tight.
Speaker 8:
[63:19] Shout out to the whites for discovering Tapatio.
Speaker 5:
[63:21] That part.
Speaker 8:
[63:23] That part.
Speaker 5:
[63:23] All skinny, all skinny and saucy over there. That was Money Moves brought to you by your Toyota dealers. I'm Letty for Brown Bag Mornings on Power 106. Let's get into Studios.
Speaker 15:
[63:37] Look at this, Studios.
Speaker 1:
[63:40] Scientists, just like me, I'm halfway through my lifespan, guys. I know it's sad. Just like me.
Speaker 3:
[63:46] Oh, don't say that.
Speaker 1:
[63:48] Yes, I'm halfway there, guys.
Speaker 3:
[63:49] You're half 80.
Speaker 5:
[63:50] That's so morbid.
Speaker 1:
[63:51] It is morbid. You know what else is morbid? That the earth is roughly halfway through its overall lifespan as well.
Speaker 5:
[63:56] Whoa.
Speaker 1:
[63:57] The earth is just a small 4.5 billion years old. While the sun is also halfway through its life cycle, guys. Science has said that it continues to age and will gradually get hotter, so hot that it eventually will consume the earth and the earth will be inhabitable, perritos.
Speaker 5:
[64:13] The sun will consume the earth?
Speaker 1:
[64:15] Just in about five million years, guys.
Speaker 3:
[64:18] Ah, I'll be gone.
Speaker 1:
[64:19] What?
Speaker 3:
[64:20] I'll be way gone.
Speaker 1:
[64:20] Yeah, but your kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids will be your dog.
Speaker 3:
[64:26] That's their problem.
Speaker 1:
[64:26] And they're going to burn.
Speaker 3:
[64:27] I thought it would be like.
Speaker 5:
[64:28] No, no, no. What's going to happen is some of the beautiful future scientists of America are going to figure out how we can move to another planet.
Speaker 3:
[64:36] There you go.
Speaker 5:
[64:36] And we're just going to keep hopping to Mercury.
Speaker 8:
[64:39] Planet Hopping.
Speaker 5:
[64:40] Planet, Venus, Earth, Mars. After Mars. Or Mars, yeah, after. Because the closer ones are hotter since they're here.
Speaker 8:
[64:46] Can't they find a way to spin us back the other way?
Speaker 5:
[64:48] No, that would do nothing.
Speaker 8:
[64:50] So we could stop going that way.
Speaker 1:
[64:51] Or just nudge it, just nudge.
Speaker 8:
[64:53] Let's move it back a little bit.
Speaker 3:
[64:54] I don't think it would put that big.
Speaker 5:
[64:55] No, we'd just be out there zooming in the universe.
Speaker 1:
[64:58] If it happened right now, we'd just be playing, I don't want to close my eyes.
Speaker 6:
[65:03] I don't want to fall asleep because I'm with you, baby.
Speaker 5:
[65:07] I miss you.
Speaker 1:
[65:08] I don't want to miss a thing. Oh, damn. I'm sorry, Earthlings, you're gonna burn.
Speaker 5:
[65:13] Okay, so anybody else, when I was younger, we had a scientist come to our auditorium.
Speaker 1:
[65:19] Science.
Speaker 5:
[65:19] Yeah, and they had everyone, they turned the lights off in the auditorium and then they put like a projecting projector of the universe. And then they started having that conversation that you're having right now, kind of like how the Earth is halfway through its life and it's gonna blow up and supernovas and all like that. I left that as a little kid having existential crisis. Do you know what that is? That's when you can't stop thinking about the end of the world or yourself and you have like this horrible anxiety, ball in the pit of your stomach. I would just be crying anxiety attack because I would think of the end of the world. And I never liked astronomy because of that. Like I'm gonna start thinking about how we're gonna die and then I get in this space of like, so what will we be and like what if there was nothing and like super crazy, that's how I feel like I can get high.
Speaker 1:
[66:06] My dad would always talk about it and my mom would be like, El mundo se acaba al que se muera. I was like, ooh, bars mom.
Speaker 5:
[66:13] But then what happens when you die mom? And then what happens if I was never born mom?
Speaker 1:
[66:17] Oh my god, you started to overthink her.
Speaker 5:
[66:20] I like, yes. And now I don't even know how to answer that if the boys were to, I just go back and spiral.
Speaker 1:
[66:27] Tell them to have a short amount of time, five million years, five billion years.
Speaker 5:
[66:31] Till that happens.
Speaker 1:
[66:32] Till that happens. Guys, that's almost like tomorrow.
Speaker 7:
[66:34] Yeah, I thought it would be like next week.
Speaker 11:
[66:36] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:
[66:37] We gotta get paid next week.
Speaker 8:
[66:38] Hold up, hold up.
Speaker 1:
[66:40] Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Speaker 8:
[66:41] So then, is Earth going through a midlife crisis if it's halfway through its life?
Speaker 1:
[66:45] Right now, dog.
Speaker 8:
[66:46] Is it gonna buy a corvette or something? Is it gonna start dating a young, hot, new girl or something?
Speaker 1:
[66:53] A new moon?
Speaker 8:
[66:55] A new moon?
Speaker 1:
[66:55] Do we need a new moon?
Speaker 8:
[66:56] Is it gonna see a new Uranus?
Speaker 5:
[66:58] Oh, but if it's in its midlife and you're in your midlife, what's going on?
Speaker 1:
[67:02] There's a lot going on, guys. There's a lot going on. I don't know, you know, I feel like dyeing my hair.
Speaker 7:
[67:09] Oh, really?
Speaker 5:
[67:10] I'll dye it.
Speaker 1:
[67:10] I feel like dyeing my hair. I wanna start wearing flare jeans.
Speaker 7:
[67:15] Okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 1:
[67:16] I do.
Speaker 8:
[67:17] That's cool.
Speaker 1:
[67:19] I wanna get a couple more tattoos.
Speaker 6:
[67:21] Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1:
[67:24] And I wanna get my belly punt pierced.
Speaker 6:
[67:28] So that's where it says.
Speaker 8:
[67:29] You lost me at the last one, brother.
Speaker 6:
[67:31] Everything else, a bully support.
Speaker 14:
[67:34] Look at this studious-ass fool.
Speaker 1:
[67:37] Shoot the J. Shoot it.
Speaker 6:
[67:39] Play ball.
Speaker 8:
[67:40] All right, you guys, one of LeBron's homies is going to prison for talking about him, all right? His name is Damon Jones and he was arrested back in October for being a part of a gambling scheme that involved NBA games and rigged poker games, all right? So originally Damon pleaded not guilty, but he is now expected to be the first person indicted to plead guilty to his charges. There was 30 people arrested. He's the first person that's going to plead guilty. But his charges are conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to commit money laundering, and he faces up to a combined 40 years in prison.
Speaker 5:
[68:20] So in a nutshell, this fool was definitely giving insight for people that were betting?
Speaker 8:
[68:25] Yeah, he was selling non-public information with bettors with his homies, which included LeBron and Anthony Davis.
Speaker 5:
[68:30] Of his homies, not with his homies. He wasn't selling it with LeBron.
Speaker 6:
[68:33] No, no, no.
Speaker 8:
[68:35] Unknowingly, he'll be like, what's up, dude? You feel good for the game or what? Like, you gonna play? And then it's just like-
Speaker 5:
[68:39] LeBron was accidentally selling it.
Speaker 8:
[68:41] Yeah, and he was just like, nah, man, my knee kinda hurts and my back, you know, oh, no way, get better, bro. All right, bro, 100K on Milwaukee.
Speaker 5:
[68:47] Bro. What a fake friend.
Speaker 8:
[68:49] Yeah, it was really bad. And that's a former teammate of LeBron's too.
Speaker 5:
[68:53] What kind? He's pursing his lips.
Speaker 1:
[68:56] I'm just saying, like you might go away, and I'm just telling you things and then you might go away.
Speaker 5:
[69:02] Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[69:02] Like I didn't know what I was telling you.
Speaker 5:
[69:04] Or maybe like you don't speak English and your translator did it.
Speaker 1:
[69:06] You know better.
Speaker 5:
[69:07] Even though it's your bank account.
Speaker 8:
[69:10] That's a coincidence.
Speaker 1:
[69:11] Watch your mouth.
Speaker 6:
[69:12] It just happened to be your bank account.
Speaker 1:
[69:15] The Japanese are not sneaky.
Speaker 8:
[69:19] Yeah, but one particular time, like I was talking about, it was February 9th, 2023, he was talking to LeBron and found out he wasn't playing and nobody knew he wasn't on the injury report. And then he texted one of the people in his like group chat, his bedding group chat, get a big bet on Milwaukee tonight before the information is out. He also did it to Anthony Davis, but he was wrong though one time. January 15th, 2024, he said Anthony Davis was hurt and wouldn't play the whole game, but he did and the Lakers won. And the better was pissed because he put a hundred K on OKC to win and they lost.
Speaker 1:
[69:53] You're an idiot, buddy.
Speaker 8:
[69:54] Yeah, exactly, so he couldn't even do it right. He was also part of playing poker games in the Hamptons with his other rich homies and he would be paid $2,500 to just be a part of the game and fold whenever they told him to.
Speaker 1:
[70:05] That's insane.
Speaker 8:
[70:06] And then also watch other people's hands and try to get information on them.
Speaker 5:
[70:10] Man, you can't trust no one.
Speaker 8:
[70:12] Really bad.
Speaker 7:
[70:13] Hey, Con, what are you doing tomorrow? Because Vic put a bit on it right now.
Speaker 8:
[70:18] Yeah, I'm Calchi.
Speaker 1:
[70:19] Yeah, yeah, Calchi.
Speaker 5:
[70:21] Will he make it to Selena's? Yes or no.
Speaker 8:
[70:24] Yes or no. And then Greg rigs it.
Speaker 1:
[70:26] Greg rigs it.
Speaker 8:
[70:27] Gets his tire.
Speaker 7:
[70:28] Oh, hell yeah.
Speaker 8:
[70:31] We're gonna make a lot of money.
Speaker 5:
[70:32] I will be informant number one. I'll sneak on you even if you didn't do anything.
Speaker 7:
[70:37] What if I... There you go.
Speaker 3:
[70:39] I'll put cases on all you.
Speaker 8:
[70:42] Well, speaking of that, he's reportedly not cooperating, even though he's the first...
Speaker 3:
[70:47] To plead?
Speaker 8:
[70:47] To plead guilty. People are thinking, oh, he's turning on everybody, but he's not cooperating, reportedly.