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Speaker 1:
[00:01] Hey, it's Andy Cohen here with this week's chapter of Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast, the high highs and low lows of my life as a daddy to two kids and dozens of housewives. Joining me as always is my co-host, John Hill.

Speaker 2:
[00:16] Hey, John. Hi.

Speaker 1:
[00:17] John, this week, I had the best hair on spring break.

Speaker 2:
[00:22] Yeah, well, it still looks good.

Speaker 1:
[00:23] Thanks. I had the best spring break in Aspen at Miami. Took the kids skiing to their first Major League Soccer game. The Beckhams hosted us. I had major second guessing about an opportunity that Ben passed up. John popped up in a promotional video for the mayor's office. I saw Lady Gaga and a whole lot more. This is Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast.

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Speaker 1:
[01:46] Monday, April 13th, 2026. Good morning, everybody. John and I are back from vacation. Hey, sweetie. Hi, good morning. Good morning. We're all back. Jordan and Scott are here. Good morning.

Speaker 7:
[01:59] Good morning. Good morning.

Speaker 2:
[02:00] Morning.

Speaker 1:
[02:01] Morning. Oh, we have so much to talk about.

Speaker 2:
[02:04] Yeah, we've been off.

Speaker 6:
[02:06] We have been off. We have a lot to talk about today.

Speaker 1:
[02:10] Good morning. And you know what? Before I get to everything, I am curious. Jordan was out the week before we left. Scott was getting our toasties. It was my prediction that Jordan was going to offload the toasties on to Scott once she returned. Jordan?

Speaker 7:
[02:31] I did not.

Speaker 1:
[02:32] Oh, really?

Speaker 7:
[02:33] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[02:34] Wow.

Speaker 7:
[02:34] No, Scott and I have discussed it. And I think the way we do it logistically makes the most sense.

Speaker 6:
[02:41] OK.

Speaker 7:
[02:41] So I will continue to get the toasties until further notice.

Speaker 2:
[02:44] How's it going with my coffee? Do you mind?

Speaker 7:
[02:46] I don't mind at all.

Speaker 2:
[02:47] OK.

Speaker 1:
[02:48] Scott, are you relieved?

Speaker 6:
[02:50] Yes. OK, there you go.

Speaker 2:
[02:52] It's the timing of it. You're already on your way.

Speaker 7:
[02:54] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[02:55] Oh, right.

Speaker 2:
[02:56] Scott would have to descend the tower and go get it. And then that's an extra trip. He's already once you're up here, so you don't want to go down for another errand.

Speaker 7:
[03:03] Exactly. He's up here. He's marrying the ketchups. He's doing stuff.

Speaker 2:
[03:07] Side work.

Speaker 6:
[03:08] Side work.

Speaker 5:
[03:09] With all that said, I'm happy to go any time.

Speaker 1:
[03:11] Yes.

Speaker 7:
[03:12] We know.

Speaker 1:
[03:12] Made that clear.

Speaker 2:
[03:15] Well, I'm loving the coffee. Thank you so much. It really makes a huge difference.

Speaker 1:
[03:18] My bagel was nicely scooped out today.

Speaker 2:
[03:20] Mine is regular.

Speaker 1:
[03:21] Oh.

Speaker 7:
[03:22] See, listen, sometimes it's not our error. You know, let's keep that in mind.

Speaker 2:
[03:27] You're not making it?

Speaker 7:
[03:28] I am not.

Speaker 2:
[03:28] I thought you did work at Toasty's.

Speaker 7:
[03:30] Sometimes I do. Sometimes I say, get me on the griddle. Mama needs some cash.

Speaker 2:
[03:34] I thought it was your second job.

Speaker 6:
[03:35] Get me on the griddle.

Speaker 2:
[03:36] You need insurance. So how else are you going to get it?

Speaker 1:
[03:38] I always loved it that you say insurance.

Speaker 6:
[03:42] It's so cute.

Speaker 2:
[03:43] Is that a Texas thing?

Speaker 6:
[03:44] Maybe. Yes, it is.

Speaker 1:
[03:45] Insurance.

Speaker 6:
[03:46] Insurance is how many other people. Right.

Speaker 2:
[03:49] How do you say, do you say by accident or on accident?

Speaker 6:
[03:54] I do.

Speaker 1:
[03:55] First of all, on accident sounds like a stupid person.

Speaker 6:
[03:58] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[03:59] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:00] So I say by accident.

Speaker 2:
[04:02] Okay.

Speaker 6:
[04:05] What do you say?

Speaker 2:
[04:07] I don't know. I think I say both.

Speaker 6:
[04:08] I think you might. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:10] I mean, they both sound okay to me. I wasn't gonna, you know, I think dumb is such an insensitive word.

Speaker 6:
[04:17] Yes, of course. Sorry.

Speaker 1:
[04:21] Sorry. No, you don't sound dumb.

Speaker 2:
[04:24] Ableist.

Speaker 1:
[04:27] Well, we are back. I had the vacation of my dreams, maybe the best vacation I've ever taken. Why did you react like that?

Speaker 2:
[04:38] Well, it sounds hyperbolic at the least. The best vacation you've ever taken. You've taken so many epic vacations.

Speaker 6:
[04:46] I know. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:
[04:48] Well, I think the best vacation.

Speaker 2:
[04:49] South of France. I mean, you've done these boat trips. I mean, like the best vacation.

Speaker 1:
[04:54] It's the best vacation I've taken with my kids. And I think that because of that, it feels very special because also it took me a long time to nail it and figure out how to do it. And the kids are the right age. And I came away feeling like I spent so much time with them. And my goals of my vacation, which were to edit the book I'm working on that I'm announcing soon, to read more, to spend tons of time with the kids, to get them up on skis. I mean, there was so much that we were planning on doing and we did it. And we started in Aspen. We did a little ski. We did a winter and sun vacation, Aspen and Miami. And I gotta tell you, John knows this because John and I have been to Aspen together. Two things stick out about Aspen besides the altitude and like being, you know, needing hydration and all that. A, the flatulence is next level. Do you remember that?

Speaker 2:
[06:02] I do not remember that.

Speaker 1:
[06:03] Yes, very bad. But when I tell you, my son's face lit up so much, when I was like, if you notice that you pass gas more, I mean, it was all he wanted to lean into, of course. The other thing is...

Speaker 2:
[06:19] Are you audibly ripping?

Speaker 1:
[06:21] Kind of.

Speaker 2:
[06:21] Okay. So it became a joke of the house. Yeah, a little bit. Daddy's farting.

Speaker 1:
[06:25] Well, not just daddy. The other thing is that my hair was laying so beautifully. You know, there is a thing called airplane hair. When you're up in the airplane, your hair looks so good because the air is so dry, and the altitude is so high. In Aspen, I put no hair products in my hair. I looked like Leif Garrett in the day, if that lays with anyone. I mean, I just looked, the hair was hairing.

Speaker 6:
[06:56] I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1:
[06:57] It was so great. And you know, I had crazy dreams there also.

Speaker 2:
[07:06] Were you, how were you going to sleep? Were you having an assistance?

Speaker 1:
[07:10] Meaning?

Speaker 2:
[07:11] Like Melatonin or Ambien? Or were you raw dogging to sleep? Like I wonder.

Speaker 6:
[07:15] I was raw dogging.

Speaker 2:
[07:16] That might be why.

Speaker 6:
[07:17] I was raw dogging. Yeah, that might.

Speaker 2:
[07:18] The more sober you are, the crazier your dreams are.

Speaker 6:
[07:21] That is true. I didn't say I was sober, but I wasn't taking it easy.

Speaker 2:
[07:24] But the more so, I mean, like, I can't imagine you were absolutely blasted. You know, I mean, you're probably a little gummied out.

Speaker 6:
[07:30] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[07:31] I love Colorado guys. I think they are just the hottest guys on earth.

Speaker 6:
[07:36] I love, I just love them. Me too.

Speaker 1:
[07:39] I just, we saw at a bar Colorado's favorite Rolling Stones party band. Can't remember the name of them. It was, it was fun in the background, but when you watch them, it's a little tough. It had been a rough winter in Aspen.

Speaker 6:
[07:57] So we weren't sure if the kids were going to get to ski at all.

Speaker 1:
[08:00] I mean, there was like no snow. The day we got there that night, it snowed like a week ago, Thursday. So I got them lessons and it was really, I mean, Lucy cried the entire like way to the first lesson and she was really miserable. And then they absolutely loved it.

Speaker 6:
[08:24] It was so great.

Speaker 1:
[08:25] They got to ski for three days.

Speaker 6:
[08:27] It just made me very excited.

Speaker 1:
[08:30] So that was great. You know, the first day we were there, I was wearing my blue puffer, my New Year's Eve jacket and got to have one more go round with that. And we were playing in a playground with the kids. And I went, there's a famous restaurant in Miami that I've gone to a zillion times. That is like a fancy restaurant in South Beach. Little did I know they have one in Aspen. So I go, so I was like, oh, I want to go there with my friend Jackie like tomorrow night. So instead of having Darren call, it was right there by the playground. So I, and Lucy was like, daddy, I have to go to the bathroom. Like, will you take me? I'm like, oh, well, why don't I take her into this fancy restaurant? It was 5 p.m. So it was like dinner was just starting. And Aspen was empty, by the way. I walk in there and I go, okay, two things. Now there are these two women in front. And I said, first of all, could I get a reservation for two for tomorrow night? I'm wearing my blue puffer, my hair is laying. I have my bandana scarf that you hate on.

Speaker 2:
[09:42] And I don't hate it.

Speaker 1:
[09:44] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[09:45] And notice it.

Speaker 1:
[09:46] Right. And I, and I go, could I get a reservation for two for tomorrow at seven? They looked me up and down and they look little Lucy up and down and they go, is it going to be you two? As though children are not.

Speaker 2:
[10:10] It's my kind of place.

Speaker 1:
[10:10] And I said, no. I said, it's me and an adult friend. And they said, well, we're fully committed. So I said, okay. So I said, well, question to, can I, can we use the restroom really quick? They looked at Lucy up and down and they said, no. And they said, there is a bus station across the street. You can go to the bus station now. And I'm like, okay, all good. We go to the bus station, by the way, it's an Aftsven bus station. It's not like Penn Station. I mean, you know, whatever.

Speaker 2:
[10:47] Which would be fine.

Speaker 1:
[10:47] Which would be fine. Well, might be a little gnarly, but yes, fine. So I text Darren, I say, will you get me reservations at two different restaurants? One for Friday night, one for Saturday night. And that restaurant that I had just been turned away at, get me a reservation there. Okay. So she texts back an hour later, you're all set. So clearly she's called, used my name and I get a reservation at that place. So the next night I go back to that place. I now have a reservation. I'm wearing my blue bandana scarf, my blue puffer. Like I am clearly the same guy. I walk in and there are the two ladies in front standing there. They look me up and down. I said, I have a reservation. This is my name. They said, we don't see a reservation. There's nothing here for you. I said, oh, well, that's so weird. My assistant booked it. Then I look at the text from Darren. Oh, she's booked it for Saturday night, not tonight. Now, this is the night they've told me they're fully committed, whatever. Now, this group of gorgeous women of color come in behind me, and they are just decked, and they're so hot, and they have fur coats on, and whatever. And I leave having, I realize I'm going to a different restaurant that night. So I leave. Now, these two women who won't let my daughter pee there, and won't let me eat there. Clearly these people were like, oh, he's famous. They come running after me to give me a table. They're like, oh, we can, we can take you.

Speaker 2:
[12:40] Embarrassing.

Speaker 1:
[12:41] Embarrassing.

Speaker 2:
[12:42] I would have been like, no, I'm good.

Speaker 1:
[12:43] you. Well, I did. I go, well, we're going somewhere else. Now, the bad thing was we did go there the next night.

Speaker 2:
[12:50] Well, that's fine. You had a reservation.

Speaker 1:
[12:51] We had a reservation for the next night. And I have to say the place was half empty. It was so expensive. And I was like, and when we left, the two women who were still standing at the front were like, we hope you had a nice time. I groaned at them. I looked at them and I go, oh, like I made the craziest groan. My friend Jackie goes, I have never heard that sound come out of your mouth.

Speaker 2:
[13:18] Good for you.

Speaker 1:
[13:18] I go, that's what they get.

Speaker 2:
[13:20] You should have thrown a tea in their face.

Speaker 1:
[13:21] Honestly, yes.

Speaker 2:
[13:23] I have found that smaller cities that are bougie are worse. Because they're trying to prove like, oh, even though we're Colorado, we're just as bougie. Same with Dallas. Oh, just because we're in Texas doesn't mean like, we're just like Beverly Hills. Like stop, just relax, calm down. People in the bigger cities, New York, like Beverly Hills, wherever, I feel like are a little bit more chill with that stuff. The attitude is like ironically a little bit less.

Speaker 1:
[13:48] And incidentally, we went the next night, or we went the first night, we were turned away there, to the Caribou Club, which is the site of the Lisa Rinna, Kathy Hilton. Right.

Speaker 2:
[13:59] F slur.

Speaker 1:
[13:59] And now when I tell you, by the way, the other thing that's so interesting, Aspen was dead. There was no one there. So like, you know, with all do, place that turned me away, take the table, you know? So the guy at the Caribou Club said that it has been a wild season. And he goes, you know what they say? No snow, more blow. And I was like, oh, really? Is that what they say? So I mean, I guess people were just blowing it up there.

Speaker 2:
[14:32] Meaning they're not skiing, they're bored, they're partying?

Speaker 1:
[14:34] Yeah, I guess so. My eyes, I'm seeing kind of glary reflections in my good eye, but I guess it's normal. I don't know. We went to Kemosabe, also the site of the Lisa Rinna, Kathy Hilton, 818 tequila thing, and the site of many Housewives things. And Kyle's like, you have to go to Kemosabe, it's so great. Like, tell them I sent you, whatever. We went, and we did that thing that you do there. I now understand it. They get you tequila drunk in their private bar upstairs, and then you buy ridiculous things that you would never buy. John, I bought a belt, this alligator skinned belt with this handcrafted buckle. I am too embarrassed to tell you how much it was.

Speaker 2:
[15:26] I can imagine. But I mean, if a Birkin is made from that material and it's $150,000 a piece, I can only imagine what it is.

Speaker 1:
[15:35] I was like, and of course at Brown, you'll see it soon. At the time, I was like, oh yes, I want this. I'm getting this. It was, I'm like, my hair is laying, I'm in Western wear. I need this buckle. It was ridiculous. So the whole time was leading up to this soccer game that we were going to in Miami that Posh and Becks had invited us to, to see Messi play. And the whole time I'm saying to Ben, who only is doing fart talk, I'm saying to him, you cannot do this at the soccer game. And Jordan, what is your, when you're a kid...

Speaker 2:
[16:25] Little boys love to talk about fart. I love to talk about farts.

Speaker 1:
[16:28] When your little kids are talking about farts and poo and whatever, do you ignore it? Do you punish them? What do you do?

Speaker 7:
[16:38] Well, funny you should ask. My son brought home this worksheet that they did in the library the other day. And it was like you have to say like, I am a and then like fill in the blank, kind of like a mad lib and then be like, I hear this, I see this. My son wrote, I am a toilet. And then all of the things were disgusting toilet based things. And boy, did he get in trouble.

Speaker 1:
[17:01] Really?

Speaker 7:
[17:02] Yeah, I took away.

Speaker 1:
[17:02] How old is he?

Speaker 7:
[17:03] He's eight. He's in second grade. And that is like, it's gotten worse since first grade. So buckle up, I feel like second grade is-

Speaker 2:
[17:10] And getting in trouble is because it's inappropriate to say those things.

Speaker 7:
[17:13] Cause I've told him, if you want to talk about toilets with your friends-

Speaker 2:
[17:17] That's what my mom told me.

Speaker 7:
[17:17] And like, giggle, like that's on you, seven, eight year old boys. But like in school and around adults, not okay. So he got a bunch of stuff taken away. He got his Dog Man books taken away and like Captain Underpants books, cause they all have potty humor. So the kids love reading them, which is good, cause it gets them excited about reading, but it's like all poop.

Speaker 2:
[17:35] I got in trouble for this at Sunday school once. And I remember it like it was yesterday. The feet, I felt so in trouble. We were playing with Play-Doh in, in, in class. And I was with my friend and I was making it into poop logs because it's Play-Doh. It looks like poop. And my teacher got so mad at me. She went and got my mom from like big church and we had to have a conference and she sat me down. She was like, you want to tell your mom what you were doing? And I was like, I said the Play-Doh was poop. Like I could. And it's like, yeah, bitch, it looks like shit. What else do you want me to say? It's the Jesus's tomb. Like, get the fuck off my ass. Like I thought it was so mean. Like little guys, little kids are going to talk about poop.

Speaker 7:
[18:19] There's nothing worse than do you want to tell your mom what you did?

Speaker 2:
[18:21] Yeah. And it's like, not really.

Speaker 1:
[18:23] Well, I feel like Ben has Tourette's with this. Like, it's, I'm, it's so normal for a guy like I was the same way. And so I feel like I was ignoring it. But then I'm like, I am terrified that we're going to be with Posh and Becks at this.

Speaker 2:
[18:41] Well, what do Brits call poop and fart? Are they like, oh, they don't poop and fart. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[18:45] Like what if anyway, we left Aspen on Wednesday. I mailed home all of our winter stuff, which I felt quite triumphant going to the post office and doing. I hope my New Year's Eve blue maquage puffer makes it. We get to Miami. Two elevators were down at our hotel on the first day.

Speaker 2:
[19:08] Mine was down in Mexico City. I should have gotten two free nights.

Speaker 1:
[19:12] Oh, it was-

Speaker 2:
[19:13] What floor were you on?

Speaker 1:
[19:14] 17. No, so two were working, but there was a long line and Lucy's like, I'm gonna die in this line.

Speaker 6:
[19:21] I'm gonna die in this line.

Speaker 1:
[19:23] I'm like, we're not, by the way, the first night I was in Miami, I went to the Miami branch of the restaurant that I was turned away at and had a lovely night, had a lovely night. That's my branch. By the way, there was a couple next to us that it was their first night out since the woman had given birth. The man was being so terrible to her. Oh, no. And he was like, This is your one night out. You can order.

Speaker 2:
[19:56] You choose.

Speaker 1:
[19:57] Because it's not going to happen again. He was being so terrible to her. I was it was it was really bad. Anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[20:09] We got that makes me so uncomfortable when you overhear something like that.

Speaker 1:
[20:11] I know it was so bad. I got a tour of the Delano, which was amazing. They're reopening the Delano in like a month. I think I was the first person to be taken around there. Kind of civilian. They did a great job. It's really, really beautiful. So then on Friday, I was going to have dinner with Posh and Becks. OK. And the next night was the game. So before the dinner, I get a voice note from Lady Posh saying, um, Messy, they take, she said, I guess the players walk out onto the pitch holding hands with kids. And she said, would Ben like to walk out, holding hands with Messy onto the pitch? Now, Ben has been talking about going to see Messy play for months. And I was like, oh, this is going to be interesting because I thought he's going to be too shy for this. I don't know. So I asked him and I said, Ben, do you want to do this? His face lit up and he goes, absolutely I do. So then I said, you know, I just want to talk to you about this. I want you to visualize being on the field with Messy and I'm not going to be on the field with you. I go, you'll be on the field, whatever. And I said, so do you want to do that? When you think about like what it's going to be like, he goes, you know what? I think I would rather watch Messy on the field than be on the field with Messy. And I said, I think that is so great that you know that about yourself and thought about that. I said, that's great. And there's nothing wrong with that. Isn't that sweet, Jordan?

Speaker 7:
[22:26] That is sweet. But my thing as a grown up, I'm like, are you going to regret that later?

Speaker 1:
[22:29] I know. Well, you know what? But my other reaction to the invite was, I don't want to spoil this kid and make him think.

Speaker 2:
[22:40] Right, but at this point, he can't even get a lightsaber. He can't go on the pitch. He has to get some good stuff every now and then.

Speaker 1:
[22:45] Well, trust me, he does. I mean, he got ski lessons in Aspen. I mean, he's privileged.

Speaker 2:
[22:51] Right, but ski lessons is like kind of normal. You know what I mean? This is an extraordinary situation, messy. You know, you're on vacation. Of course, you're going to get ski lessons.

Speaker 1:
[23:01] But listen, I didn't want to force him to do it.

Speaker 7:
[23:04] Yeah, no, because then it would be bad if I forced him to do it. If I forced him and he was like, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[23:10] I just wanted him to think about it.

Speaker 2:
[23:12] Totally.

Speaker 1:
[23:12] And I thought that it showed great sense of self to know that, you know, and I do. And it was my gut because I know that he's not a he's not as hammy as he can be. He doesn't want to run out and be he's not me yet yet. Right. So I just thought I just thought it was great. I loved it. I thought it showed a sense of himself that was really, really good, you know. Anyway, I thought that was very cool. I did. I had such a good dinner with the Beckhams and I really felt like I was cheating on John and I was like, you know, John and she's going to be here. Are you going to this gap thing? Yeah. Oh, good.

Speaker 2:
[24:06] I RSVP. I can't go.

Speaker 1:
[24:08] So you'll have a date with him.

Speaker 2:
[24:10] Fantastic.

Speaker 1:
[24:10] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[24:11] I love the gap.

Speaker 1:
[24:14] She's like, how is John and how is Jordan?

Speaker 7:
[24:17] I was about to say, yes, yes, she did.

Speaker 1:
[24:20] She actually did. She actually did. But I got to tell you something, the two of them together, what superstars? Yeah. And I could barely look him in the eye. I mean, honestly, I mean, never a more hot couple. I mean, I just, I just, and I realized the next day I brought up at dinner. I must have mentioned Beckingham Palace four times at dinner. And did, did we not bring it up? Did we bring it up on the radio or did we bring it up at dinner? Radio on radio.

Speaker 6:
[24:58] It's one thing if you're bringing up on the radio, but I kept bringing it up at dinner.

Speaker 1:
[25:02] And I think I was the only one laughing about it. Just cause I think it's the best name in the world. I mean, I, I, I think it's so funny.

Speaker 2:
[25:10] I ate all that honey from Beckingham Palace that she gave me all of it, the entire jar.

Speaker 6:
[25:15] How could I not refer to it as Beckingham Palace?

Speaker 1:
[25:19] You know what I mean? I mean, now I'm feeling like I should have made Ben do that walkout.

Speaker 2:
[25:25] It sounds like you gave him the choice and he chose against it, but.

Speaker 7:
[25:29] I'm going to say what I always tell you. You know your kid best.

Speaker 2:
[25:32] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 7:
[25:33] You think that if he was going to go down there by himself and like short circuit and not enjoy it or be upset, then you made the right choice.

Speaker 6:
[25:40] Okay.

Speaker 7:
[25:41] You know Ben best.

Speaker 6:
[25:42] He could have had a picture with Messi.

Speaker 7:
[25:45] Or he could have gotten on the field and cried and then had a mortifying experience. You never know.

Speaker 6:
[25:49] I don't think he would have cried. I just think he would have been like, what am I doing? I don't know. Oh God.

Speaker 1:
[25:57] Anyway, I will say the day of the soccer game, they were such zombies all day and I was like, oh, this is going to be bad. But when I tell you, before we got there Ben goes, I want to make a note for David Beckham. I go, well, what do you want to say? He goes, I want to tell him I love him. He made this heart drawing that said, I love you David Beckham with like thousands of hearts.

Speaker 6:
[26:27] I'm like, okay, I think this is going to be okay.

Speaker 1:
[26:31] We walked in, we were in the box with them. We walked in, Beckham is wearing a suit. He looks, I mean, like him. Now there's this AI video on Instagram of David Beckham changing jerseys, and it's every jersey he's ever worn for every team. The guy's played on a zillion teams, and he's had as many hairdos as he has teams that he's played on, and he is hotter and hotter. With each team, he somehow gets even hotter. It's crazy to the point that I showed it at Ben, and Ben goes, I think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. He is handsome. I'm like, yes, I'm like, Ben, you know. So I will say all of my behavior warnings, he was, Ben heated them. And because I think David was wearing like a suit and he was a English gentleman, I think Ben then understood why it was necessary to, you know, it was very sweet though. He gave him this love note and he gave him a big hug. And then David gave a very oblivious Lucy Cohen a signed messy jersey and he gave Ben one. Ben couldn't believe it. And it was just so fun. By the way, it's so fun watching MLS soccer. The crowds are crazy. It was only the second game in this stadium. Stadium's going wild. I mean, highly recommend going to see messy play. Like so exciting. And we're sitting there and Ben at one point is like during the game, he goes, Oh, I have to go ask David Beckham something. I go, wait, wait, wait, what are you running over there to ask him? He goes, I want to ask him if he owns the team, does he give if someone plays bad, does he give them a note about playing bad? I go, that is a great question. I go, go ask him that question. That is absolutely fine. And he did. And he was told it was a great question. So there you go. By the way, we met their kids. Cruz Beckham, lovely guy has, I had heard his music the day before. His music's great.

Speaker 2:
[29:02] My friend Lars mixed his track.

Speaker 1:
[29:04] No way.

Speaker 2:
[29:05] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[29:06] His music's really good. Yeah. And he's very good vibes. They're, you know, despite everything that's going on with the, with the, you know, all the noise that you hear, they are clearly such a cohesive family unit who are all so, they're just one group. The kids are so cool. Matt Romeo, who's super tall, Matt Harper, who is lovely, who went to the store to buy Lucy a little pink. You know, of corn, which was so sweet. I was not pleased with the thank you that Lucy gave her or lack of thank you. And so the next day we had Lucy send a video thank you message because it was not what I, it was smart. Yes, it was not good. But the kids are so lovely and they're clearly such great parents. And then that got me thinking, you know, there's two ways to have kids. You have kids when you're young. And then when you're my age, your kids are in their 20s and you can all hang out and have adult conversations.

Speaker 2:
[30:22] That's how my sister did it. It seems like the right way.

Speaker 1:
[30:24] Yes, or you do it at my age when you're an ancient decrepit parent. But I do think I'm a calmer parent and I have more life knowledge and I have less FOMO about not going on yachts or whatever because I already did it. And so, but it did get me thinking, wow, did I do it wrong?

Speaker 2:
[30:51] Too late now.

Speaker 6:
[30:53] Oh, far too late.

Speaker 2:
[30:54] I'll be in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1:
[30:55] They'll be wheeling me to the MLS soccer game if I can get a ticket. So anyway, it was, so it was very fun meeting the kids and they're just really, really lovely. And we got back to New York City and it's just back to square one.

Speaker 6:
[31:17] Fart talk, fart talk, fart talk.

Speaker 1:
[31:19] What can I say? Amy Sedaris came over last night for a nightcap and we opened up a bag of Doritos. And when I tell you, so good, we killed a massive bag of Doritos.

Speaker 2:
[31:33] Nothing more satisfying.

Speaker 1:
[31:35] Honestly, nothing more satisfying.

Speaker 2:
[31:38] Now I'm going to be regular nacho cheese or Cool Ranch. And you're drinking what?

Speaker 1:
[31:44] I was drinking Mugen, Sochu, that drink, Bruce's drink.

Speaker 2:
[31:48] You don't need a carbonated, like.

Speaker 1:
[31:51] No.

Speaker 2:
[31:51] You got to have a sting.

Speaker 6:
[31:53] Fresca and tequila would have been great with that, yes.

Speaker 1:
[31:57] I was drinking Bruce's drink. But the trip was so great. And there was another reason it was really good too, which I'll tell you about later. Um, and God, it was just, it was a blast.

Speaker 6:
[32:14] I feel very, I feel so satisfied for a family vacation. I had so many that were kind of, I don't know, jaunty.

Speaker 1:
[32:25] Um, John just got back from Palm Springs.

Speaker 2:
[32:29] Palm Beach.

Speaker 1:
[32:30] Sorry.

Speaker 6:
[32:32] The gross palm.

Speaker 2:
[32:33] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[32:34] Um, how was it?

Speaker 2:
[32:36] Well, actually in Palm Beach, a lot of people were talking shit about that young lady who was involved, who is involved with one of the Beckhams children. Just going to say that. Won't say what.

Speaker 1:
[32:46] Oh, really?

Speaker 6:
[32:46] Oh yeah. Oh, interesting.

Speaker 2:
[32:48] Not good. Not a lot of good chatter about her. Uh, I had a great time with Somali Sims.

Speaker 1:
[32:53] I will say, I haven't really talked about it with the Beckhams, but I have never heard anything good about this girl outside of, you know, like, and it just came up.

Speaker 2:
[33:04] I mean, people were just, I was listening to people talk and it wasn't great.

Speaker 1:
[33:07] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[33:08] Yeah. Anyway, Molly Sims has a skincare line that I love and I was invited on the brand trip. I went to it. It was so fun. It was hilarious. It was me, one other guy, and then a bunch of like models.

Speaker 6:
[33:19] Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[33:20] At the Colony Hotel.

Speaker 6:
[33:21] Did you fuck any models?

Speaker 2:
[33:23] I didn't fuck any models, but we went very deep.

Speaker 6:
[33:27] You and the models.

Speaker 1:
[33:28] No doubt.

Speaker 2:
[33:29] We went deep talking about their boy troubles, what they want in life.

Speaker 6:
[33:33] Really? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[33:35] We went really deep.

Speaker 6:
[33:36] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[33:37] It was really fun. I thought it was going to be 200 screaming 20-year-old girls fighting. I thought it was so baller of Molly Simms on Coachella weekend one to go to the opposite end of the country with actual hot people and have a chill weekend. I thought that was so cool.

Speaker 1:
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Speaker 1:
[37:20] Tuesday, April 14, 2026. How are you doing, John?

Speaker 2:
[37:25] Hi, I'm good. Good. I did hear from someone about your softball game that you're not going to attend.

Speaker 1:
[37:32] Yes, that is true. I can't. Sure. About Sanji.

Speaker 2:
[37:37] I don't know. I don't know if I heard from Sanji, but I just found out.

Speaker 1:
[37:40] Who did you hear from?

Speaker 2:
[37:40] I don't know. I heard you weren't going to attend, but I just think it's funny because you wanted to be on the team so bad.

Speaker 1:
[37:46] I am a little embarrassed because I made a huge stink about it. But just because I'm not going to be at the first game doesn't mean that I'm not going to play.

Speaker 2:
[37:58] You'll be at the last game.

Speaker 1:
[37:59] No, no, no, no, no. I have all the games in my calendar.

Speaker 2:
[38:03] I never thought you would show up.

Speaker 1:
[38:05] Okay, fine. It was my first day back yesterday. And as it turned out, I had all these things. Now, was one of the things, was I relieved to cancel on that first game?

Speaker 2:
[38:21] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[38:22] Was I embarrassed?

Speaker 2:
[38:25] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[38:26] But I was... And was I in Colorado one night, in the middle of the night? Like, dude, you're setting yourself up to embarrass yourself again.

Speaker 2:
[38:41] People understand. You're busy.

Speaker 1:
[38:43] And then I was thinking of my mom saying, you know, you don't have to play, Andy. And I played just to prove to people that I could play, even though it caused me great anguish and stuff. And I was getting in my head about this game. Now, I can't. I couldn't play that first game. But I am going to play because I need to at this point. Like, I can't not do it, but it's all good. I also was a little nervous because I have two eyes of varying.

Speaker 2:
[39:26] Oh my God. Also, what if you get a ball in the eye? You have to go back to that doctor.

Speaker 1:
[39:30] I won't get a ball in the eye.

Speaker 2:
[39:31] I mean, that won't happen. You know what I'm embarrassed about? When I was in Palm Beach, I needed a manicure because all these pretty girls looked so nice. I'm like, my nails are nasty. So the hotel booked me a manicure at this very Palm Beach. Like that Netflix show was The Clientel.

Speaker 6:
[39:49] Oh, God, MAGA.

Speaker 2:
[39:50] And I'm back there getting my nails done. And I didn't understand what the lady was saying. Like I wanted a shiny buff. And she was like, do you want polish? And I was like, no. And then I said, well, you can put some clear polish on it. You know what I mean? Like my mom did to stop you from biting your nails. She gave me a gel. Like she starts doing it. And she goes, put your hands under this lamp. And then she keeps putting coats on. I have a gel manicure. It's clear, but it's a gel. Do you see this?

Speaker 1:
[40:19] I do.

Speaker 2:
[40:21] Look at my shiny. It looks like I ate fried chicken with Lou and then didn't wipe my hands. I have a ladies gel manicure.

Speaker 1:
[40:31] Yeah, you do. What is that ring you're wearing?

Speaker 2:
[40:34] This is my ring from Amati Designs.

Speaker 1:
[40:36] Oh. Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[40:39] But look at my hands.

Speaker 1:
[40:40] It's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[40:41] Like this is a ladies.

Speaker 1:
[40:44] You do have a ladies manicure. Does Posh make nail polish?

Speaker 2:
[40:51] No.

Speaker 1:
[40:51] No. Oh, really?

Speaker 2:
[40:53] No, she makes a contouring stick, a brow fix, a brow gel. I use the contour stick every day.

Speaker 1:
[41:02] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[41:04] An illuminator, a serum, face wash.

Speaker 1:
[41:08] I wonder if she makes self-tanner.

Speaker 2:
[41:10] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[41:11] Oh, she does.

Speaker 2:
[41:12] I think there is one.

Speaker 1:
[41:13] Really? I need that. Anyway, oh my God, that is so funny. Who contacted you about the softball thing? Sanji.

Speaker 2:
[41:24] I would not reveal a source.

Speaker 1:
[41:26] Well, it's obviously Sanji. I mean, she's on the team, you know. Anyway, one of my goals for my vacation was to finish my graduation speech at WashU. I would say I'm 60% done, 55% done. Uh, very hard. Ben, it's, what is very hard is that it's very hard to say something new at a graduation speech. Because when you start looking online, all of the themes that I was going to talk about are the themes that everyone kind of talks about.

Speaker 2:
[42:17] Well, right, you're not reinventing the wheel, you're giving your perspective.

Speaker 1:
[42:20] Well, right, and so I had to get my head around that and be like, you know what? These are the themes because they are the themes. You're going out into the world. It's about being creative, being yourself, doing the next thing, being successful, whatever that means.

Speaker 2:
[42:37] Responsibility of the future generations of humanity is on your shoulders, but hey, have fun too.

Speaker 1:
[42:43] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[42:44] But you should lean in to what you're known for. Like not this, but there's a version of it where you give the wisdom of what you've learned at reunions.

Speaker 1:
[42:53] Well, that's basically what I am going to do.

Speaker 2:
[42:55] Yeah. Lean in to that.

Speaker 1:
[42:56] That is what I'm going to do. Thank you, John.

Speaker 2:
[42:59] I hadn't thought about the reunion thing, but people don't want you to like reinterpret Sophocles.

Speaker 1:
[43:06] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[43:07] They want you to reinterpret the pretty mess.

Speaker 1:
[43:10] Right. Right. Yes, that is true.

Speaker 2:
[43:13] When life comes at you, throw a drink in its face.

Speaker 1:
[43:16] So I'm working. That's funny. I am. I am. So I'm working on that. Now, there was a video that is so crazy, that is, I guess Mamdani, the Mayor of New York City, posted a video all about scaffolding. And the first person featured in this Mamdani promotional video about scaffolding is John Hill holding an Is It In You Gatorade. John, how did this happen and what happened?

Speaker 2:
[44:05] I was standing outside my gym waiting for some friends. And I was like, where are my friends? I couldn't find them. And I was just like, we were supposed to meet outside the gym and I was standing there waiting. And this guy comes up to me and is like, hey, can I ask you a few questions about scaffolding? And he looked just like a student filmmaker or random person, whatever. And he had a microphone and I was like, I don't really have time. I felt like I was late but I didn't see my friends. So I needed to be like, where are you guys? Because we had to go to the orgy. And I said, okay, well quickly, yeah. And then he said, what do you think about scaffolding? And I was kind of like, I don't. I don't think about scaffolding. I've never really thought about it. And then he was like, well, don't you feel like there could be a better way? And I'm like, how are you going to get shit up in the air without scaffolding? I mean, it was just kind of a moment and he was super sweet. And he was like, it's just a little video for the city. And then he's like, do I have your consent permission? I was like, yeah, whatever. I like, this is going to be like for training for a construction company. Like this is, no one's ever going to see this. He did not say it was for the official city or the mayor. Yeah, you know what, I'm hearing from a lot of young, hot, awesome, cool, smart people about how cool I am. And I'm not hearing anything from a lot of old losers.

Speaker 1:
[46:01] Is that a slam on me?

Speaker 2:
[46:02] No, it has nothing to do with you. Oh, okay. You thought it was cool.

Speaker 1:
[46:05] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[46:06] I mean, like it's crazy that I didn't, like what if I would have been like super anti-Mumdani? Like I would be mad.

Speaker 1:
[46:14] Right.

Speaker 2:
[46:14] They didn't say.

Speaker 6:
[46:15] Right.

Speaker 1:
[46:16] They didn't say it was for him.

Speaker 6:
[46:18] I love it.

Speaker 1:
[46:19] In the city.

Speaker 2:
[46:20] I really haven't let myself, give myself the luxury of imagining a world without scaffolding, but wow, what a lovely world that would be.

Speaker 1:
[46:27] If you look at a map of the scaffolding. He's such a bitch, even when he's that trash.

Speaker 2:
[46:30] Well, I was kind of like, what are you talking to me about? Like scaffolding is your, what else are you going to do? You're going to airlift robotically materials to the 50th floor?

Speaker 1:
[46:42] Yeah, right.

Speaker 2:
[46:43] I mean, don't you have to have scaffolding? But the video is very cool.

Speaker 7:
[46:47] If you watched all five minutes of the video, which we did, it was really more about they put it up to do this, but then it stays there for years. Because then they want to save money by just leaving it up for years in between the checks. It is important, but the idea is that we wanted to come down faster and be there less often.

Speaker 2:
[47:04] By the way, thank God for this video because I never, like I said in the video, have thought about it before and it is a city issue. It is ugly to look at. I don't like the scaffolding is what I've come to realize. Listen, wouldn't it be great to not have it? I mean, the gorgeous facade of my gym is obstructed.

Speaker 1:
[47:23] Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. Scaffolding, it is something that we fend, it is necessary, but I will say sometimes scaffolding remains on buildings for years.

Speaker 2:
[47:37] It's a mess.

Speaker 1:
[47:38] And when it goes up, you're like, oh.

Speaker 2:
[47:40] Right.

Speaker 1:
[47:41] Like, it affects you.

Speaker 2:
[47:42] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[47:42] It's like, oh, now I'm going to walk by this scaffolding for the next possibly year and a half.

Speaker 2:
[47:48] And not to be morbid, but every time I walk under it, you're like, oh, is this the day I get decapitated? Like, these people are swinging cinder blocks. I don't know how people are getting their heads chopped off every day.

Speaker 7:
[47:59] I know. Or just like, is it going to collapse on me?

Speaker 2:
[48:01] Collapse. It looks very rickety.

Speaker 7:
[48:03] I once saw scaffolding get blown over. There was a stiff wind.

Speaker 6:
[48:07] Oh, God.

Speaker 2:
[48:08] You know who could be blown over in a stiff wind? Posh.

Speaker 7:
[48:11] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[48:12] Posh could get blown over by a stiff wind.

Speaker 2:
[48:14] Scaffolding. Yeah. I bet she could figure out scaffolding. A better solution.

Speaker 7:
[48:18] Absolutely.

Speaker 1:
[48:20] I realized once we got to the soccer game that I had put Lucy. I thought this little knit top she was in was a cute top. It was a crop top. She was in a crop top. My daughter at this fancy soccer game. And I said to Posh, I didn't realize that I had put my daughter in a crop top. Now she said, well, she pulls it off.

Speaker 6:
[48:47] And I was like, thank you. Yes.

Speaker 1:
[48:49] And she did. Lucy is so cute.

Speaker 2:
[48:54] She's gorgeous, too. Such a looker.

Speaker 6:
[48:56] Gorgeous.

Speaker 4:
[48:57] Yeah, she's gorgeous.

Speaker 1:
[48:59] There is a picture of David Beckham holding both of my children.

Speaker 6:
[49:03] I just showed it to Jordan before we went on the air.

Speaker 1:
[49:06] Isn't it something?

Speaker 7:
[49:07] It's so cute.

Speaker 1:
[49:09] It is. I have to say, it is paining me not to be able to post this picture. Like, I want to post it so badly.

Speaker 7:
[49:20] They're so cute. Ben is so handsome. Lucy is so cute. And the smile on David Beckham's face is also amazing. Ah, such joy.

Speaker 6:
[49:28] Ah, it's incredible.

Speaker 1:
[49:32] Anyway, um, you know what? I feel bad for Kristi Noem's big-titted, Maggot husband. He's being kink shamed. And the truth is, like, I was very surprised. I was being very vocal on threads about it and it got picked up by Page Six and all this stuff. I'm trying to shame her, not him.

Speaker 2:
[49:59] My thing is just, like, if you're going to come out and say that you're so pure and Christian family values, like, you're obviously lying.

Speaker 1:
[50:07] Yeah, just go deal with your own house, you know, and your tig-bittied husband. Or, you know.

Speaker 2:
[50:14] Or don't cheat or, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[50:16] I felt bad for him. There were audio tapes that were released.

Speaker 6:
[50:20] Did you listen to those?

Speaker 2:
[50:21] I think she's behind it.

Speaker 6:
[50:23] Really?

Speaker 2:
[50:24] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[50:25] Yeah, I mean, she's a horrible person.

Speaker 6:
[50:27] Yeah, she shot her dog.

Speaker 1:
[50:29] Here's a question for you that I was thinking. Do you think, I kind of think that I could. Do you think that you could remember every t-shirt you ever had? Like, if you were shown a t-shirt and you were asked, did you ever own this t-shirt? I feel like I could, too.

Speaker 2:
[50:57] I'm obsessed with my t-shirts.

Speaker 1:
[50:58] Me, too, but it's amazing when you think about like, I collect them. Where did my t-shirts go?

Speaker 2:
[51:03] I have two that I have, I don't know who swiped them from me or like where I left them, some whore's house, maybe it was Melania Trump's house, but like I have lost a green shirt that I missed dearly and a black t-shirt that I missed dearly.

Speaker 1:
[51:18] I wonder if I have them.

Speaker 2:
[51:19] No, they're not yours.

Speaker 1:
[51:20] But I have shirts from high school still. Do you have any shirts in your current?

Speaker 2:
[51:25] One of my favorite shirts is Obama 08 campaign shirt.

Speaker 1:
[51:29] Right. Yeah, I have some Clinton Gore shirts. I mean, Jordan, do you think you could recall if you were shown t-shirts from your life?

Speaker 7:
[51:40] Yes, 100 percent.

Speaker 2:
[51:41] Yeah. Because there's also ones that you love.

Speaker 7:
[51:43] I do.

Speaker 2:
[51:44] You just feel like you look so cute and you're like, this is the shirt that I look so hot in. What's your favorite shirt, Scott?

Speaker 7:
[51:52] Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 5:
[51:54] Probably one of my Bad Bunny shirts that I got out of college.

Speaker 2:
[51:56] There it goes. Concert t-shirts. Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[51:58] With Bad Bunny. I love everybody on Easter posting those pictures of Bad Bunny with his cock. Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[52:12] I missed that, I think.

Speaker 6:
[52:14] Oh. Oh.

Speaker 1:
[52:15] I missed that too.

Speaker 6:
[52:15] It was on my feed.

Speaker 2:
[52:17] His cock?

Speaker 1:
[52:18] Well, I mean his bulge.

Speaker 2:
[52:19] Oh, we've all seen that many times. Now you have the Bad Bunny Adidas shoes that I do.

Speaker 8:
[52:25] Yeah, you have them as well.

Speaker 2:
[52:26] Yeah. And I'm going to bring them to you. They did get some smoke damage, but you can have them.

Speaker 8:
[52:29] Oh, thanks.

Speaker 2:
[52:33] There are Bad Bunny Adidas. Yeah, they're really cute. When I went to Molly Sims' Brand Retreat in Palm Beach, at the very last minute, I was packing. It was four in the morning and it was like throwing things in a suitcase. And it's like, don't forget to wear pink for the dinner. And I have exactly one pink thing and it is a really cute, very fancy, like nice polo shirt thing.

Speaker 1:
[53:00] Did I give it to you?

Speaker 2:
[53:01] No, I bought it myself. And it's more of a salmon or a cantaloupe. Not only a pink, but it's the only thing I have.

Speaker 1:
[53:08] It passed.

Speaker 2:
[53:09] And it, I have not worn it. I rarely wear it. And I got to Palm Beach and that shit smelled like smoke.

Speaker 1:
[53:15] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[53:16] Yeah. Cause it was in the back closet.

Speaker 1:
[53:18] How'd that go over? I bet people thought that it was a scent you were wearing.

Speaker 2:
[53:22] Well, all those hot models are so sweet. I was like, oh my God, I smell like smoke. Like, no, you don't. No, you don't at all. You smell good.

Speaker 1:
[53:29] Let me ask you a question. Do you think that Posh will be upset that you went to a Molly Sims brand?

Speaker 2:
[53:37] You know what's funny? I thought about this because I have a video that I made in the studio on the John Hill show, where I hold up all the Victoria Beckham beauty items that I use and I never posted it because it seemed a little crazy. Right. I'm happy to send them. I have done it before. I talk about it a lot. Right. Victoria Beckham's beauty, for her, I'm using more of her actual makeup. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1:
[54:07] You're wearing makeup right now?

Speaker 2:
[54:09] No. I went to the gym.

Speaker 1:
[54:11] Do I ever see you in makeup?

Speaker 2:
[54:12] Yes, sometimes. That's the thing about Victoria Beckham beauty is it's very subtle. You put a little bit here and there and it just makes your entire face pop. The wise beauty was more like this. I got into more of the actual skin care of like the peptide serum which Victoria also has.

Speaker 6:
[54:29] Okay. All right.

Speaker 2:
[54:31] Now here's what I would go on a brand trip. I just I don't think I am elite enough to make the Victoria Beckham beauty brand trip. I think that is like, well, I don't know if she needs that.

Speaker 6:
[54:42] I don't think she's at that level.

Speaker 1:
[54:44] I think she's she's I think she's got the distribution.

Speaker 2:
[54:50] She's with these high intensity beauty influencers with millions of followers. And her name came up in her products, came up in a very complimentary fashion. I was like, I know her.

Speaker 1:
[55:03] It's time for listener mail.

Speaker 6:
[55:06] Oh, gosh.

Speaker 1:
[55:08] Listener mail, listener mail.

Speaker 2:
[55:11] Okay. Oh, it's so big. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[55:15] Listener mail. What?

Speaker 2:
[55:17] Are we ready for this?

Speaker 1:
[55:18] Kristi Noem's Big Tittied Husband.

Speaker 2:
[55:21] Julene, not to be confused with Jolene, the Dolly Parton song. Julene, I am literally crying, laughing at yet another Tic Tac Toe game on Watch What Happens Live.

Speaker 1:
[55:31] Oh my God.

Speaker 2:
[55:31] No one knows how to play while I hope you never get rid of the game or fix with the issue, as I have to ask, why does everyone screw this game up? It's the funniest effing thing.

Speaker 1:
[55:38] We are prepped in advance by Kyle, Dory, and Robin. Like the guests are prepped. We are playing Tic Tac Toe. Like they tell them. It's crazy. I think they get so carried away by the stars on the board.

Speaker 6:
[55:57] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[55:58] I love it. It is very funny and also very frustrating and stupid to me.

Speaker 2:
[56:05] It's just like this show.

Speaker 6:
[56:06] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[56:08] Mary from Columbus. First, Andy, again with the AirPods, JFC. I lost my AirPods at Death of a Salesman opening night. They popped right out of my pocket because the performances were so good. I posted about it and the sound guy's girlfriend found them.

Speaker 1:
[56:25] No.

Speaker 2:
[56:25] Michael Benjamin Washington has them in his possession. I'm going to go get them after the show.

Speaker 1:
[56:29] Wow. Jordan, who am I looking at that's posing?

Speaker 2:
[56:35] That looks like a porn star from Ponson.

Speaker 7:
[56:36] You are looking at Joey Fatone from In Sync.

Speaker 2:
[56:38] That's what I meant.

Speaker 7:
[56:39] High school me is a little excited.

Speaker 1:
[56:42] Wow, he's in the hallway posing for photos.

Speaker 2:
[56:44] Now he is turned into a grizzly bear.

Speaker 1:
[56:48] If you separate his name.

Speaker 2:
[56:51] No, I don't mean that. I mean like just the beard. He looks very snatched.

Speaker 1:
[56:56] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[56:57] That bear is in size. A bear is just as in like a little wolf. He's got like the wolf beard.

Speaker 7:
[57:02] Well, yeah, he'd be a bear, right?

Speaker 2:
[57:05] Yeah, actually. Listen, bears clean up.

Speaker 5:
[57:08] Right. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, okay.

Speaker 2:
[57:13] Maria D'Amato, hi Andy, how come you never come to South Florida? We have two really nice theaters in Fort Lauderdale.

Speaker 1:
[57:19] Excuse me, I was there last week.

Speaker 2:
[57:21] All right.

Speaker 1:
[57:22] But I wasn't on tour. We Anderson and I have been to South Florida twice. We've been to Miami. And I have to say, ticket sales were not... I mean, I think we ultimate, it was a slog getting there.

Speaker 2:
[57:36] Well, I was in Palm Beach for the Wise Beauty brand trip.

Speaker 1:
[57:38] Yes, you were.

Speaker 2:
[57:40] I don't like Florida. I didn't like it.

Speaker 1:
[57:45] Well, you were in a rough part of town.

Speaker 2:
[57:48] Is Palm Beach rough?

Speaker 1:
[57:50] Well, you're right by...

Speaker 2:
[57:53] I know.

Speaker 1:
[57:53] You know, those people.

Speaker 2:
[57:55] Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I heard a lot of people listen to our show and stop me in the colony. Literally several times a day.

Speaker 1:
[58:03] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[58:03] Very cool, sweet people.

Speaker 1:
[58:05] Really? How nice.

Speaker 2:
[58:06] Like I felt very famous.

Speaker 1:
[58:08] That's nice.

Speaker 2:
[58:09] Those were people. And when I just said I don't like Florida, I didn't mean literally. Yes, of course not.

Speaker 1:
[58:15] I would like to say we went to Bell Harbor to the shops at Bell Harbor. I went to a new restaurant called Slim's, which was outstanding. And that's a very fancy mall there.

Speaker 2:
[58:30] Yeah. The shops at Bell Harbor. That's always advertised in like Sky Mall and shit like that.

Speaker 1:
[58:34] Super fancy.

Speaker 2:
[58:35] Yeah. Things are available here, here and it shops at Bell Harbor.

Speaker 6:
[58:39] Yes. Very fancy.

Speaker 2:
[58:40] Hillary from Wayne. I totally disagree. Andy does not need to fix his voice. I love the grassy, grassy rasp. You can't change it, Andy. It's how we know you unless of course you have a medical issue, please say you don't. It's sexy. You don't need to fix it.

Speaker 6:
[58:55] Hopefully I don't. We'll see.

Speaker 2:
[58:57] Oh God. Courtney from Charlotte, North Carolina. John is wrong. It's not Delta that does the biometric and lets you just walk through it. It's something called Touchless. And it's something that you can add to your TSE pre-checked profile. Other airlines have it as well. You just have to update your profile. Hope this helps. Well, I only fly Delta. So I figured it was only Delta. Also, I got sassed about saying the colony was West Palm Beach, not Palm Beach, because I guess Countess Luan makes a big difference. Like there's a difference. I'm sorry. I don't know the geography of that shithole. Kristin in Boston, Andy, you're finally right. Real Housewives of Rhode Island is so good. You did not overhype it. Also, will Amanda be at the reunion? I hope we get down to business with this fiasco and get the timeline on everything. We are counting on you to get all the facts. Hell, yeah. Monica, love from a blue dot in Mobile. Keep weighing in on the state of the country. It's crucial and important. Andy, we all know your toasties order onion bagels scooped out, egg whites. But I want to know your Starbucks order exactly what kind of tea, what do you add? Is it hot or cold?

Speaker 1:
[59:56] Large English breakfast, hot tea with a splash of whole milk.

Speaker 2:
[60:00] I've always been a coffee drinker. I want to try tea, but I don't know what to order. Okay. Say it again.

Speaker 1:
[60:06] Lucy, large, no, venti English breakfast, two tea bags, a whole splash of whole milk. Lucy, that's my daughter. We were going through the Holland Tunnel the other night, getting back from Miami. Lucy goes, oh my God, it's my favorite tunnel. Her favorite tunnel is actually the Midtown Tunnel. She just loves tunnels. I was like, yeah, Lucy, it's your favorite tunnel.

Speaker 6:
[60:34] Like, I don't think you've ever been in this tunnel, but okay.

Speaker 2:
[60:41] I wonder what my favorite tunnel is.

Speaker 6:
[60:43] Oh God.

Speaker 2:
[60:45] Karen started reading Project Hail Mary and switched to the audible version. Got to tell you, it was five stars start to end. I agree, Karen, no AI. You must listen to it. Thank you for the recommendation. You're welcome. By the way, I can't listen to books read by AI, as John said. There's no emotion in their reading. I can tell immediately. Good way to destroy a good buck. Thanks again for sharing with us. I live remotely in Arkansas. That's AK, right? Okay. You keep me connected and up to date on what's going on in the lower 48. Oh, it's Alaska.

Speaker 7:
[61:12] That's Alaska.

Speaker 2:
[61:13] Well, what's up with AR? AR. See, when you write me, just a reminder, these are cold reads. And if you just put AR or AK, I'm going fast. I'm sorry. All right. Well. That's an easy mistake.

Speaker 7:
[61:29] That we've made multiple.

Speaker 2:
[61:31] Well, I knew enough to stop down and clarify, but no one was really with me in the moment. Because when I'm reading, it's time for everyone else to do other shit.

Speaker 6:
[61:39] Maybe it shouldn't be a cold read.

Speaker 2:
[61:41] No, that's part of the charm. That's showing how good I am at doing it, except for don't abbreviate. Just put like the word.

Speaker 1:
[61:51] Wednesday, April 15th, 2026, good morning, everybody. I'm Andy Cohen. It's 75 degrees in New York City. It is spring. I wore flip flops bringing Ben to school today.

Speaker 6:
[62:06] Hi, John. Hi.

Speaker 2:
[62:08] Good morning.

Speaker 1:
[62:08] I didn't wear flip flops to work, though. You'll be happy to know.

Speaker 2:
[62:12] Yeah, that would have been a no go.

Speaker 1:
[62:13] I know. Good morning.

Speaker 2:
[62:17] But you know, now that I'm here, I've given you a lot of shit for wearing flip flops. But now that I'm here, there is something nice when you're running to walk the dog, stuff like that, because you want to come right back in the house and kick them off again. You want to lace up and stuff.

Speaker 1:
[62:29] New York City is hotter than other places.

Speaker 2:
[62:32] You want your toes to be able to free ball as well.

Speaker 6:
[62:34] Yes. I love free ball and toes.

Speaker 1:
[62:37] Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 6:
[62:39] It just feels great.

Speaker 1:
[62:42] My kids wake up in great moods. Now that it's spring for now, Lucy came in at 6.30. She's like, Daddy, can I get to West now? Of course, Lucy, could you give me a hug first? She goes meow. She got in bed. She's like, should I clean my paws?

Speaker 6:
[63:01] I'm like, okay.

Speaker 1:
[63:03] Anyway, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. What a watch What Happens Live last night. Right out of the gate, I mispronounced a word in the cold open, which was so embarrassing.

Speaker 2:
[63:16] What word?

Speaker 1:
[63:22] Canoning, canonization, canonization. Not canonizing.

Speaker 2:
[63:27] Canonizing, canon?

Speaker 1:
[63:29] Maybe, I don't know, but I mispronounced it and I couldn't get out of my head. And I had gotten a text right before we went on the air. That angered me. And so I was, I was, I was upset. But Mia was on from Summer House. And boy, was it a star turn by Mia, who is having a star turn on her first season of Summer House.

Speaker 2:
[63:55] I caught up last night. I wish I would have seen Much Happens Live, but I was watching five hours of television.

Speaker 1:
[64:00] Yes. Oh boy.

Speaker 2:
[64:01] Atlanta, Summer House, Beverly Hills. I caught up on everything.

Speaker 1:
[64:05] And by the way, watching Summer House now, well, it is like watching Vanderpump Rules after you found out what happened. Maybe worse. Well, next week's episode of Summer House.

Speaker 2:
[64:20] Well, I was wondering if they went back and edited things differently.

Speaker 1:
[64:23] Well, they're cutting the show now, but they're, you know. It's next week's episode.

Speaker 2:
[64:32] I don't have the screener for that yet, do I? Because I'm very, I watched the most recent one.

Speaker 1:
[64:39] Sierra was at Watch What Happens Live last night backstage.

Speaker 6:
[64:42] I was anxious to talk to her. We had a long talk.

Speaker 1:
[64:44] First time I'd seen her since any of this. The irony of all of this is that Sierra is probably the most beautiful person on Bravo period.

Speaker 2:
[64:56] On TV.

Speaker 1:
[64:56] Yeah, on TV. I mean, so that's wild. There's been some rumor going around that we're separating the cast for the reunion. That's not true.

Speaker 6:
[65:08] Obviously, that's not true.

Speaker 1:
[65:11] Anyway, so that was a big night. But the big night for me, actually, Monday night, I saw the closing night of Mother Mayhem's Mayhem.

Speaker 2:
[65:25] Was that your first time seeing the Mayhem ball?

Speaker 6:
[65:27] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[65:28] Oh, isn't it great? Where did you see it? LA.

Speaker 1:
[65:32] Y'all.

Speaker 2:
[65:33] It's so good.

Speaker 1:
[65:34] So I had not seen a Lady Gaga concert since I saw her at Roseland promoting Artpop.

Speaker 2:
[65:43] Yeah. Can you believe?

Speaker 1:
[65:45] John, I can't believe it. It was, and I went with Anthony and Nick, Nick, who is the biggest little monster when Lady Gaga was on Watch What Happens Live.

Speaker 6:
[65:58] Nick was the bartender. Nick did a shotski.

Speaker 2:
[66:00] He has a tattoo of her.

Speaker 6:
[66:01] He has a tattoo. I mean, everything. He's had every, I mean, she probably thinks he's a stalker.

Speaker 1:
[66:07] Although she doesn't because all of her little monsters are stalkers, but I mean, in the best way. But it, well, I will say, I was so tired from my trip and I was also I, I was like, I can't be drinking. I can't, I just needed to go to bed. So it was not necessarily the night I would have chosen to go see Lady Gaga's closing.

Speaker 2:
[66:35] I saw it on the Monday night, actually.

Speaker 1:
[66:38] Well, let me tell you, by the way, Stephen and Evie Colbert were like, catty corner from us, which was really fun to see them. And it was just absolutely incredible. It was absolutely incredible. She, her voice is outstanding.

Speaker 2:
[66:59] It's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[66:59] Her catalog is monumental.

Speaker 2:
[67:04] What was your favorite song of the night?

Speaker 1:
[67:06] That's a really good question. Um, really did love Edge of Glory, which was a ballad. I love applause.

Speaker 2:
[67:15] Mine was the way it is in the show. And you just forget what a banger it is. Well, I don't because you play it every night.

Speaker 1:
[67:23] That's my entrance song. When I come out at Watch What I'm Doing Live, she has so many good songs. My song is applause to get the audience up on their feet and clapping for me.

Speaker 2:
[67:34] I feel like we take applause for granted. And in this show, it was it reclaimed its right.

Speaker 6:
[67:39] I didn't take everything from ArtPod for granted.

Speaker 1:
[67:42] But I I absolutely loved it.

Speaker 2:
[67:45] How about that finale?

Speaker 1:
[67:46] Finale was incredible. Even the songs I didn't know were great. And I just loved it. What a monumental what a monumental talent. Lots of mesh in the audience.

Speaker 2:
[68:02] The audience was interesting when I saw.

Speaker 1:
[68:04] Yeah, lots of mess. Lots of olds, lots of olds, lots of youngs, lots of twinks, lots of queens, everybody, lots of these, lots of thems. There was a mesh wearing this twink queen couple rose back from me. And I was like, this is my twink flirt for the night. And we had very sweet eye contact for the night.

Speaker 6:
[68:36] We had a little secret flirt.

Speaker 2:
[68:37] I wonder where he is today at his job at Panera.

Speaker 1:
[68:41] I will never see her again, but we had a sweet little moment. Now, I will say, Anthony and Nick, Anthony was fueling the fire at some point during the show. He was like, I think Ariana's gonna come out. And I was like, what would she do? He's the queen of me. I was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. So all night I did kind of have in the back of my mind, oh my God, Ariana's gonna come out.

Speaker 2:
[69:13] But Gaga doesn't really do that though. Like Madonna always had a great guest and other people have-

Speaker 1:
[69:17] Madonna doesn't always have a great guest.

Speaker 2:
[69:19] She had a big celebrity come out and do the chop run when I sing every single week. Yeah, but that was doing the chop. But like I'm saying Gaga doesn't have anything like that built into her show.

Speaker 1:
[69:28] No, she doesn't, but it was also the last show. So anyway, that didn't happen and it didn't matter. It was just outstanding. I just absolutely loved it. It was such a good time. Took the subway home and boy was I lit. And it was a gorgeous night and I just hung out on my terrace for like another, God, I think until one in the morning, just hanging. By the way, boy, did I take an outdoor shower this morning. I am back in the outdoor shower rotation. Ben came out and he goes, Daddy, again? I go, again? It's just started, darling.

Speaker 6:
[70:15] Get used to it.

Speaker 1:
[70:18] Daddy's here.

Speaker 6:
[70:19] This is my spot.

Speaker 1:
[70:21] Now, I've been so ratcheted up from the Lady Gaga show, and there's only one thing that could keep me on this level, and that is all of the bread crumbs that Madonna is serving. She has scrubbed her Instagram. Her album comes out July 3rd, found out this morning. I'm flipping.

Speaker 2:
[70:47] I love that it covers a huge vagina. Perfect on brand.

Speaker 6:
[70:51] I'm so in. Whatever it is.

Speaker 1:
[70:54] Anyway, so Madonna, still to come.

Speaker 6:
[70:58] This summer, very exciting. But boy did I love Lady Gaga. Oh, I just, boy was it good. So that was that.

Speaker 1:
[71:11] My mom is on me about shaving my beard for that WashU graduation speech.

Speaker 2:
[71:19] Oh, she's right probably.

Speaker 6:
[71:21] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[71:21] The beard works for like a certain thing here, but that is a very formal, it's the most formal situation for a lot of those people. It's the moment of their beginning of the rest of their lives.

Speaker 6:
[71:32] Question, do you think I need to cut my hair?

Speaker 2:
[71:34] I don't. I like the hair.

Speaker 6:
[71:36] Okay. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[71:37] But I think you need to really groom it for that day. Did you fart?

Speaker 6:
[71:41] Jordan. Jordan farted?

Speaker 7:
[71:43] I moved. There's an iPad in front of me, and I tried to shift it back and it made-

Speaker 2:
[71:47] Jordan sharted all over the board.

Speaker 7:
[71:49] Excuse me, I'll be back in a minute.

Speaker 6:
[71:51] Wow. Okay, so you think I need to shave it?

Speaker 2:
[71:55] I think you should clean up that beard for sure. I don't know if you have to do a razor shave, but like-

Speaker 1:
[72:00] Well, it's pretty cleaned up.

Speaker 6:
[72:01] I cleaned it up this morning if you want to look at it.

Speaker 2:
[72:05] No, I can see a lot of hair. It's not clean. Yeah, like there's a lot of hair. This looks like, if you didn't have a suit on, you could be unhoused.

Speaker 6:
[72:18] You're a bitch.

Speaker 2:
[72:19] Well, for real though.

Speaker 1:
[72:20] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[72:20] If you were laying down on the street, I'd be like, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:
[72:24] He's unhoused.

Speaker 2:
[72:25] On brand, on brand. Yeah. That would help you.

Speaker 1:
[72:29] Sarah from Louisiana. What's on your mind? Hi.

Speaker 5:
[72:33] I have this interview today.

Speaker 2:
[72:36] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[72:37] God, what do I say?

Speaker 7:
[72:39] Because I'm so bad at interviews.

Speaker 5:
[72:40] What do I say is the reason I'm leaving my job?

Speaker 1:
[72:45] What is the reason you're leaving?

Speaker 3:
[72:47] I love my job, but I need more money.

Speaker 1:
[72:51] Say you absolutely love your job, this is just a moment in your life where you want to do something for yourself and you feel like you want to grow and you could stay in this job for the rest of your life and coast, but you want to keep challenging yourself.

Speaker 6:
[73:10] I love you, Andy.

Speaker 1:
[73:11] Okay.

Speaker 5:
[73:12] You're going to kill that speech.

Speaker 1:
[73:13] But listen, also before this interview, just think of four things that are really sell yourself. Go in there and fucking get this job. Go in there and you think of the four things that you are going to bring to this job and stay on script, okay?

Speaker 6:
[73:32] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[73:33] Don't back down. Self-advocate.

Speaker 6:
[73:35] My five-year-old thinks you guys are my best friends.

Speaker 1:
[73:38] Well, we are.

Speaker 2:
[73:39] Your five-year-old's correct.

Speaker 6:
[73:40] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[73:41] All right, thank you.

Speaker 6:
[73:43] Talk to you today? Yes, we did.

Speaker 2:
[73:44] Good luck.

Speaker 1:
[73:45] Nail it.

Speaker 2:
[73:46] Nail it.

Speaker 6:
[73:47] Okay, bye.

Speaker 1:
[73:48] So wait, you're caught up on Atlanta. Isn't it good?

Speaker 2:
[73:52] It's really good. I struggled to watch TV because the phone has just depleted my attention span.

Speaker 1:
[73:59] Yes, I'm with you.

Speaker 2:
[74:00] And so I really had to struggle to put my phone down. That's not a reflection. That's on everything. I can't watch anything without the phone. And every time, why am I blanking on her name? The new one. Kay Michelle. Kay Michelle is not who I've been a fan of for years. I don't, all of a sudden I realize, oh, I haven't looked at my phone from the beginning of her. The minute she starts speaking, I am locked in. Puddin. Puddin. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[74:25] I love her so much.

Speaker 2:
[74:26] I love her so much.

Speaker 1:
[74:27] By the way, Pinky's great, too.

Speaker 2:
[74:29] They're all great.

Speaker 1:
[74:30] It is a great cast.

Speaker 2:
[74:31] It's very good.

Speaker 1:
[74:32] It's a really good cast. I'm so excited. Yeah. It took us a while to land on this cast, but boy is it good. And are you up to date on Rhode Island? No.

Speaker 2:
[74:44] Last night I was like, I had to choose between Rhode Island and Beverly Hills and I caught up with Beverly Hills.

Speaker 1:
[74:47] Oh, okay.

Speaker 6:
[74:48] Good.

Speaker 2:
[74:48] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[74:49] Very good. I watched part three of the reunion last night.

Speaker 6:
[74:52] I think the trailer for the reunion comes out today or tomorrow.

Speaker 2:
[74:56] Regardless of what's happening with them, they all look really good right now.

Speaker 1:
[75:00] You know, I was talking to Erica about it.

Speaker 2:
[75:01] I mean, the pretty mess is looking great.

Speaker 1:
[75:04] She looks so good.

Speaker 6:
[75:05] Gorgeous.

Speaker 1:
[75:05] But also that show looks so good. It is shot beautifully. It is so lush.

Speaker 2:
[75:13] Even Sutton is looking... They're all looking great.

Speaker 1:
[75:16] Sutton looks the best she's loved.

Speaker 6:
[75:18] Glam, yeah. Absolutely, even.

Speaker 2:
[75:20] Well, I mean, sometimes I'm like, are you on house as well? But I mean, like, she just looks so glam. Looks so great.

Speaker 1:
[75:26] She really does.

Speaker 6:
[75:28] She really, really does.

Speaker 1:
[75:29] I am feeling so... I have an interview today. I have a meeting with my publisher. We're figuring out when I'm gonna announce this book. And I have to run down to an interview after that. And, you know, I was thinking about the interview and I just, I'm such a broken record, but I just, there's so many good things happening with Housewives right now. I can't help but be bullish about it. I'm then seeing Devil Wears Prada this afternoon. So I'm very excited about that.

Speaker 2:
[76:04] Am I going to that screening, Jordan?

Speaker 7:
[76:06] You sure are.

Speaker 2:
[76:07] Okay, that's all.

Speaker 7:
[76:08] I'm excited about that.

Speaker 1:
[76:10] John, were you around during, were you around at any of the parties that Merrill was at that we would have at Natasha's?

Speaker 2:
[76:20] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[76:21] Was it, were they like Christmas part? Do you remember?

Speaker 2:
[76:26] Liam and Natasha's wedding anniversary, overnight weekend.

Speaker 1:
[76:31] Out at, upstate.

Speaker 6:
[76:33] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[76:34] I mean, speaking of Molly.

Speaker 1:
[76:36] Well, I mean, John.

Speaker 6:
[76:40] Anyway.

Speaker 2:
[76:43] Not saying we did it. I'm just like speaking of it.

Speaker 6:
[76:45] Yeah, right.

Speaker 1:
[76:45] It felt euphoric.

Speaker 2:
[76:46] Yeah, it did.

Speaker 6:
[76:47] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[76:50] I am.

Speaker 2:
[76:52] I mean, we had a big interaction with Merrill, a few.

Speaker 1:
[76:56] Yeah. I mean, well, she was there all the time. I mean, it was, yeah, she was outstanding. I did charades in front of her once.

Speaker 6:
[77:03] I've told that story many times.

Speaker 1:
[77:05] But yeah, just the best.

Speaker 2:
[77:08] We did dance lifts in the garden with her.

Speaker 6:
[77:11] Is that true?

Speaker 2:
[77:12] Now, that I don't remember.

Speaker 1:
[77:14] Yeah. Really? Did you lift her?

Speaker 2:
[77:16] You and I both lifted her.

Speaker 6:
[77:17] What?

Speaker 1:
[77:18] No.

Speaker 2:
[77:19] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[77:20] Really?

Speaker 2:
[77:21] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[77:22] Wow. I have no recollection.

Speaker 1:
[77:26] Did we really?

Speaker 6:
[77:27] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[77:28] We lifted Natasha and Meryl said, do me next.

Speaker 6:
[77:31] Really?

Speaker 2:
[77:32] Yeah.

Speaker 6:
[77:33] Oh, my God. That's exciting.

Speaker 1:
[77:36] And did she like it when we did that?

Speaker 2:
[77:38] Yeah. She seemed very happy.

Speaker 6:
[77:39] Right. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[77:41] That is awesome.

Speaker 6:
[77:43] Hmm.

Speaker 1:
[77:44] Are you watching Southern Hospitality?

Speaker 2:
[77:46] No.

Speaker 6:
[77:47] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[77:48] It's good.

Speaker 2:
[77:49] I can't fit them all in here.

Speaker 1:
[77:50] I've got that reunion tomorrow.

Speaker 2:
[77:53] I know it's great. I actually, I watched the first episode of the season and I'm sorry, can I get me in there? Right, right. And I'll get back in, but like I got to fire up.

Speaker 1:
[78:01] They're very young.

Speaker 2:
[78:02] If I did this, if I, Mariah watches seven hours of TV a day. I don't know how she does it.

Speaker 6:
[78:07] I don't do that.

Speaker 1:
[78:08] I mean, Mariah watches like off brand network crime shows too.

Speaker 6:
[78:14] Right.

Speaker 2:
[78:15] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[78:15] I mean, Mariah also is a big Betty Who fan, so that's.

Speaker 2:
[78:19] I literally don't know about the time. Like for me, three and a half hours on 1.5 speed is like, that's I took a night to do work.

Speaker 1:
[78:28] Do you watch everything on 1.5?

Speaker 2:
[78:30] Well, until I hear a moment that I really want to process. Like, I don't need to see shopping at 1.0. There's always that montage of spending money. I don't need to see that at slow speed. I can breeze through that. It's like competitions on Traders.

Speaker 1:
[78:44] By the way, I didn't realize. So the store that Rachel Zoe took Dorit and Kyle to in the Hamptons, where Kyle carried on that Dorit spent $4,000, there is that, there's a branch of it in Aspen that I walked by multiple times a day. And I just feel like when a show gets on the Housewives, it just winds up becoming so famous to a whole good demographic of people.

Speaker 2:
[79:16] By the way, side note, when we were at the Wise Beauty brand trip, I got this huge beach sun hat. And I wore it because I was going to the beach. And the lady who makes them is in Southampton. She's like, can I gift you another one? I was like, you know what? I'm good with mine. I brought it back. And I said, but Andy at the Beach House. And she was like, we make kids hats too. So I'm getting a big, huge, it's the nicest hat.

Speaker 1:
[79:39] Really?

Speaker 2:
[79:39] And two little kid ones too.

Speaker 1:
[79:41] They're going to thank you so much.

Speaker 2:
[79:42] Mary Glamp, where I believe she's going to send them to the studio so we can, they'll come here. They're kind of big, but they're worth it to have at the beach.

Speaker 1:
[79:50] Great.

Speaker 2:
[79:50] Yeah, they're big, nice hats.

Speaker 1:
[79:51] That is awesome.

Speaker 2:
[79:53] Small business.

Speaker 1:
[79:54] Small business.

Speaker 2:
[79:55] Big hat.

Speaker 1:
[79:56] Big hat. That's all for this week's edition of Andy Cohen's Daddy Diaries Podcast. To hear every minute of my Kiki with John, plus interviews, news and more, you can listen to my SiriusXM channel, Radio Andy, anytime on the SiriusXM app. We'll see you right back here with more Daddy Diaries next week.

Speaker 8:
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