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Speaker 1:
[00:35] And we're back.

Speaker 2:
[00:37] We are back.

Speaker 3:
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Speaker 2:
[00:39] We're back and we're black.

Speaker 1:
[00:40] Well, not all of us.

Speaker 4:
[00:42] I never left.

Speaker 2:
[00:43] Where you was at? You slept last night?

Speaker 4:
[00:45] Yeah, in the bathroom.

Speaker 1:
[00:47] You know me. I'm on my second cup of coffee. Amara got her first ear infection last night, so. Oh, God. You know those fun nights in the hospital?

Speaker 2:
[00:56] In the ER?

Speaker 1:
[00:57] Oh yeah, that was very fun. Poor baby. Reminded me back in the day. I used to get a lot of ear infections as a kid.

Speaker 2:
[01:03] I did too, it's funny how that works. The doctor told me, if he gets another one, we're gonna have to take his tonsils. Never got one again. I think that was my body's way of saying, you ain't taking my tonsils. Like, I ain't having them.

Speaker 1:
[01:12] Oh, I got an ear infection all the way up into college. But that was my fault, because I slept on a cold floor at Del State, and I had a cold, so I think that's probably why. But yeah, I had ear infections all the way through my childhood into adult years.

Speaker 2:
[01:27] Yeah, you still got your tonsils though.

Speaker 1:
[01:29] I do, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[01:32] What do ear infections feel like?

Speaker 1:
[01:34] They're very painful.

Speaker 2:
[01:35] It's just pressure, whatever, like this side or whatever side, and then it's like you get like a cough, and maybe strep throat, because it's all connected, like ear, mouth.

Speaker 4:
[01:46] Ear, nose, and throat.

Speaker 2:
[01:47] Ear, nose, and throat.

Speaker 4:
[01:49] Damn. I think the only time I ever felt like that is when Rory gave us all COVID in Atlanta. That's how I knew I was sick, because when we were landing in Atlanta, the pressure from the plant, I felt like my eardrum was about to explode. I had never felt like that before.

Speaker 2:
[02:04] I don't think that was COVID though. I don't think that was on the list of symptoms.

Speaker 1:
[02:06] Yeah, I don't think it was at all.

Speaker 2:
[02:08] I don't know if ear pressure was, I don't know if I felt it.

Speaker 4:
[02:10] You just said it's all connected, and I was sick. I was really, really sick. Like I was getting sick, but I never noticed it until like I felt that pressure when I was, that was the first symptom that I felt was that pressure.

Speaker 2:
[02:20] Ryan was patient one for COVID, did you know that in the world?

Speaker 1:
[02:23] He's really not, he's not making a racist joke. He's not joking. I thought MAL made that comment the other day. I was like, MAL's being racist. No, he legitimately was the first. This is not like a joke.

Speaker 2:
[02:33] First person in the US with COVID.

Speaker 1:
[02:35] First American.

Speaker 4:
[02:36] You're fucking lying.

Speaker 1:
[02:39] Which made me wonder like, we have to do a better background check for Ryan. He may work for the CIA.

Speaker 4:
[02:45] How do you know that?

Speaker 1:
[02:45] He's just a fan of podcasting and DJing. No, no, it's a plant.

Speaker 2:
[02:49] He worked at the hospital where the flights from China came in and they were like quarantining the people that want to flight. He worked at the front desk. And so he got sick like the next day and they didn't even know what it was. Like I missed two weeks of school and they could miss two weeks of school.

Speaker 1:
[03:05] You should have missed six months.

Speaker 2:
[03:07] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[03:07] Saved us all. You and Tom Hanks.

Speaker 2:
[03:09] So safe to say that he was patient. He's patient zero.

Speaker 4:
[03:14] He just happened to be Chinese. That's terrible.

Speaker 2:
[03:16] He is. Well, Trump tried to tell y'all, y'all called him racist. Right. This is a history. This is go back to history. Trump tried to tell y'all where he came from.

Speaker 1:
[03:25] Calling it the Kung Flu was racist, but it was also funny.

Speaker 2:
[03:28] I mean, China. It's from China. China.

Speaker 1:
[03:32] I mean, it was the Wuhan virus.

Speaker 2:
[03:34] Come on, man.

Speaker 1:
[03:35] If you say it's Chinese, it's not being racist, but you know, that and whatever happens.

Speaker 2:
[03:41] It's China. It came from China.

Speaker 1:
[03:43] But yeah, listen, I took... I've never been to the Hoboken ER before, but you know, I just assumed Hoboken, nice area. I forgot that thing's in the middle of the projects. Oh, that's horrible. Everyone was great.

Speaker 2:
[03:57] It's projects in Hoboken?

Speaker 1:
[03:59] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:59] Never knew that.

Speaker 1:
[04:00] They took them away from, you know, that main strip of bars.

Speaker 2:
[04:04] Oh, I didn't even know.

Speaker 1:
[04:05] Yeah, I hadn't been in a project-esque hospital in a long time.

Speaker 2:
[04:10] Did they have you in there all night or? For the most part, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[04:13] How smart were they? A lot of meltdowns, a lot of stabbings, a lot of people coughing without covering their mouth.

Speaker 2:
[04:19] I mean, that's just the regular day at the ER.

Speaker 1:
[04:22] But I mean, either way, she's fine now.

Speaker 2:
[04:25] That's good. Well, that is good. We are back.

Speaker 1:
[04:27] They haven't changed the medicine, by the way. Still the pink one? Still the pink stuff. Still the same stuff. Smells exactly the same, too.

Speaker 2:
[04:33] Back, sponsored by Boost Mobile, Unlimited Talk, Text and Data.

Speaker 4:
[04:37] I think, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[04:37] And you can catch us on Netflix every week. That's where we at. Post it up, chilling, come holler at us on the Flix. Call it Netflix.

Speaker 1:
[04:45] On the Flix.

Speaker 2:
[04:46] Yeah, on the Flix. Catch us on the Netflix.

Speaker 4:
[04:49] So, MAL said something to me yesterday.

Speaker 2:
[04:51] That was in confidence. And I don't even know what you're about to say.

Speaker 4:
[04:55] I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about that other thing. So, MAL said to me on Monday, like, because I came in, I'm super high energy, like, you know, it was the first nice day, like, I'm excited, I'm dressed up cute. And MAL says, damn, Demarish, you really do suffer from seasonal depression. Like, the sun come out and suddenly you're just a happy person.

Speaker 2:
[05:11] Sun's out, bun's out, right?

Speaker 4:
[05:12] I'm like, now you believe... We've been trying to get you to believe in depression for five years on this fucking podcast. But now you see...

Speaker 2:
[05:18] I didn't say I don't believe in depression. I never said that.

Speaker 1:
[05:21] I think we could find years and years...

Speaker 2:
[05:22] That I don't believe in depression? I don't think I've ever said...

Speaker 1:
[05:25] Recorded art of you saying that.

Speaker 2:
[05:26] I don't think I've ever said I don't...

Speaker 3:
[05:27] Better help kick you off the power plant.

Speaker 1:
[05:28] I was about to say, there's a reason why I do the Better Help ads by myself.

Speaker 2:
[05:30] No, that was suicide.

Speaker 1:
[05:31] Well, they can go hand in hand.

Speaker 2:
[05:33] Well, yeah, they're like cousins, but I'm just saying, like, I don't...

Speaker 3:
[05:34] You know what I mean?

Speaker 2:
[05:35] I'm like, talk to me.

Speaker 1:
[05:36] They're probably like siblings before.

Speaker 2:
[05:38] Yeah, absolutely. But I believe in depression, yeah. I know depression is real. I didn't know that you had seasonal depression though, until Monday. I found that I was like, oh, that's what it is. The Maris' mood changes whenever the sun's out.

Speaker 4:
[05:52] The sun is out.

Speaker 2:
[05:53] Warm weather, you get to wear less clothing. You get to show the toes. Whenever the toes is out, you happy. I noticed that about you. As long as you got your feet out, you happy.

Speaker 4:
[06:03] Stocks are suffocating.

Speaker 1:
[06:04] Did you guys see the doored-ass driver that was putting her toes in the photo?

Speaker 4:
[06:07] Yeah, getting tips.

Speaker 1:
[06:08] To get more tips?

Speaker 2:
[06:09] She had nice feet.

Speaker 1:
[06:11] She had great feet.

Speaker 2:
[06:11] Yeah, she had nice feet.

Speaker 1:
[06:13] But that's a genius at work. Like, someone needs to hire for some other market.

Speaker 2:
[06:16] Yeah, for her to find that.

Speaker 1:
[06:17] To be in the building, not delivering, door dashing is her.

Speaker 2:
[06:20] She tapped into a whole other thing, like, show that foot, like, oh, okay. Because it probably was a happy accident. It probably happened once.

Speaker 4:
[06:26] It got a big ass tip.

Speaker 2:
[06:27] Yeah, someone maybe commented, Oh shit, I didn't know my foot was in that picture, right? Big tip, like, hold up. She know how much people make online showing their feet. She know how much you can make as a door dash delivery person. Tips are big, greatest president ever, no tax on tips, right? Can't tax the tips no more. I'm just saying she found a loophole. Oh, let me slip my foot in here every now and then. It just let me gate. Cause what they say at the behind the bar, the bigger the bigger the tits, the bigger the tip, bigger the tits, bigger the right.

Speaker 1:
[06:57] They say that there's a whole restaurant based on that.

Speaker 2:
[06:59] You know what I'm saying? So at door dash, she's probably like show the feet, whatever is after that. I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[07:05] I'll deliver your meat. But why hasn't anybody come up with, Show your feet, I deliver the meat.

Speaker 2:
[07:09] Show my feet while I deliver your meat.

Speaker 4:
[07:11] Why hasn't anybody like come up with footers, like Hooters, but for feet?

Speaker 2:
[07:16] So what are they gonna do? Walk around with they feet out?

Speaker 4:
[07:19] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[07:19] But everybody ain't got.

Speaker 4:
[07:20] And like serve you the mozzarella sticks with like the toes.

Speaker 1:
[07:23] I mean, I know there's a world out there for that, but they can keep that one somewhere else.

Speaker 4:
[07:28] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[07:28] I don't want to go to Hooters. Because then you know what happens as the manager, if I'm the manager of Hooters and now I have to vet the nice feet, if I say, we don't really like your feet, guess what they hit me with? Discrimination. It's because I'm black. No, it's because you have ugly feet. We can't have ugly feet at Hooters, right? But look how fast it had turned into, oh, they didn't like me because I'm black. I'm dark skinned. No, it's not. You just, your feet, man, I can't have those feet delivering food. I mean, it's just pretty feet, pretty meat.

Speaker 1:
[08:01] You know, the Vegas loopholes somehow that they get away with, all the waitresses are not hired as weight staff. They're hired as models. So they're allowed to determine, like if they get fat, it's like, no, I'm hiring you as a model. You don't fit our aesthetic, which is legal when you're doing model shit. Like, yeah, you don't fit this for our shoot.

Speaker 2:
[08:17] They're protected though. They gotta be protected.

Speaker 1:
[08:19] Well, you know, Vegas has different laws. I don't know how they get away with it, but like-

Speaker 2:
[08:22] Yeah, because if I open the footers and I say, yo, nah, I gotta do it in Vegas, start your business in Vegas and it will flourish.

Speaker 1:
[08:29] Yeah, or open the strip where they just show strip.

Speaker 4:
[08:32] I was having a conversation with someone who said that Floyd Mayweather had opened a strip club in Vegas. And I was just wondering why he would do that. Like there's like pussy for sale in Vegas. Like, I'm not like, if I want to see like naked women, like I'm just going to pay to fuck them. I'm going to skip the middle bit.

Speaker 1:
[08:49] Well, I mean, that's usually like the flirting stage of prostitution in Vegas. Like you just take them out of the strip club allegedly. Yeah, like all the strippers usually are working. Whereas other places, some people are working, some people are stripping. They're all working. So yeah, that's like the flirtation. That's like their LinkedIn page is when they're stripping.

Speaker 4:
[09:08] But I just feel like if you're going to go to Vegas, like I don't want to go to like, I don't want to go to a nice strip club in Vegas. Like I want to go to something like Sleazy. Like Vegas gives me sleaze, you know?

Speaker 2:
[09:18] You want to go to a sleazy strip club?

Speaker 4:
[09:20] I'm not going to go to a strip club in Vegas, right? But I'm saying if I was a person who went to strip clubs in a place like Vegas, I would want like a sleazy one, no?

Speaker 2:
[09:27] Why do you want a sleazy strip club in Vegas?

Speaker 1:
[09:30] Get to know the locals?

Speaker 4:
[09:31] Well, Vegas is sleazy, no?

Speaker 2:
[09:33] What do you mean by sleazy though? I don't, what does that mean?

Speaker 4:
[09:35] Like, like, like you can probably like smoke cigarettes in there and there's probably like a Russian mail order bride in there like stripping, like it's like sleaze.

Speaker 1:
[09:44] Like it was probably sex trafficked.

Speaker 4:
[09:45] Yeah, like it's not fucking King of Diamonds Monday. Like it's not that, it's, you know.

Speaker 1:
[09:51] It's not a gentleman's club.

Speaker 4:
[09:52] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[09:53] No, I think Vegas would be a gentleman's club.

Speaker 4:
[09:54] Yeah, it would be like, it would be a gentleman's club.

Speaker 1:
[09:56] Okay, well they have like what-

Speaker 2:
[09:58] Like area 29 is not a gentleman's club.

Speaker 4:
[10:00] No, that's a strip club.

Speaker 2:
[10:01] That's a strip club.

Speaker 1:
[10:02] Okay, but like out here I feel like that would be called a strip or a gentleman's club. Whereas Starlet's would be a strip club.

Speaker 4:
[10:10] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[10:10] Does that make sense?

Speaker 4:
[10:10] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[10:11] I don't even know why Starlet's is considered a strip club. They don't take nothing off.

Speaker 4:
[10:15] Well, we have that. I mean, they take stuff off, but.

Speaker 2:
[10:18] What do they take off?

Speaker 4:
[10:19] Or they come out naked, don't they? They don't really take it.

Speaker 2:
[10:21] In Starlet's? You mean nobody naked in Starlet's?

Speaker 4:
[10:22] Not naked, but I mean like in their little outfit.

Speaker 2:
[10:24] If you see a girl naked in Starlet's, she got bills bills. She like, fuck the laws, fuck off.

Speaker 3:
[10:28] Fuck the laws.

Speaker 2:
[10:29] She got it.

Speaker 3:
[10:30] You can show Arreola out there though.

Speaker 2:
[10:32] In Starlet's?

Speaker 1:
[10:32] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:33] I don't think I've ever seen Arreola's in Starlet's. I've never seen Nibbles in Starlet's, I don't think. It's Pacy's.

Speaker 1:
[10:38] Oh yeah, maybe they're at Pacy's.

Speaker 4:
[10:40] I would assume if you're going to a strip club in Vegas, you would want Sleazy, not like big, like, you know, not like black women with fat asses. I don't think people go to Vegas to see that. I think I'm thinking.

Speaker 2:
[10:50] No, not in Vegas.

Speaker 4:
[10:51] No, skinny white girls.

Speaker 2:
[10:52] Vegas is a classy town.

Speaker 4:
[10:54] With cigarette burns is what I would assume you would find in Vegas.

Speaker 1:
[10:56] It's a Coke town for sure.

Speaker 4:
[10:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[10:58] A BYOB street? A BYOB street, yeah, in Texas.

Speaker 4:
[11:02] That's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[11:02] What was it, Onyx? I think it was.

Speaker 1:
[11:04] No, Onyx isn't BYOB.

Speaker 2:
[11:06] One of those strip clubs in Dallas was BYOB. I don't know if it was Onyx or... You show pussy, you don't sell alcohol or something. No, Texas, you can get fully naked.

Speaker 1:
[11:15] Yeah. You could shoot a golf ball out of your pussy in Texas.

Speaker 2:
[11:20] Yeah, I've seen somebody do it.

Speaker 1:
[11:22] Hole in one.

Speaker 4:
[11:23] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[11:23] That's a par for it.

Speaker 4:
[11:24] Growing up in New York, going to strip clubs, and finally going to a strip club out of town, and I'm seeing cervix, that was an experience for me.

Speaker 1:
[11:31] Well, in Atlanta, when we went with for Eden's birthday, I think that was a BYOB joint, wasn't it?

Speaker 2:
[11:36] In Atlanta?

Speaker 1:
[11:37] Yeah, it wasn't. Oh no, because we did buy, yeah, we did buy. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[11:40] Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 1:
[11:41] BYOB strip club is nuts.

Speaker 4:
[11:42] Y'all took Eden to a strip club and bought a bottle for his birthday? I love bitches, y'all ain't never took me to no strip club.

Speaker 1:
[11:48] No, no, what was funny was-

Speaker 2:
[11:50] No, he had, he had like some, I think he had some friends with him, right?

Speaker 1:
[11:54] Yeah, okay. So I'll tell the story without giving too much. And I think we've told this story with him here already. There was people that catered our green room in Atlanta with amazing food. And then they were like, oh, we're going to go to the strip club. We're like, oh, it's Eddins birthday. Let's go, let's go. They also, they were entrepreneurs. They were working at the strip club as well as talent. Oh, not, they weren't catering.

Speaker 2:
[12:20] Oh, yeah, that's what it was. One of them was working at the strip club. Yeah, she worked at that club. Because that's how we even found out and was like, okay, we'll go over there. That's what it was.

Speaker 4:
[12:29] Oh, so she sell like fool and pussy. That's dope.

Speaker 2:
[12:31] Well, I'm not going to say she sells.

Speaker 1:
[12:33] Yeah, I didn't see her do any of that.

Speaker 4:
[12:34] Or the idea of pussy, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:
[12:35] Yeah, she shows the idea of, yes, she's a sex worker.

Speaker 1:
[12:38] And that didn't even seem like the strip club where they were selling pussy. It was like a, it was a cool truck driver.

Speaker 2:
[12:45] Let me tell you, let me give you a secret. Every strip club is selling pussy.

Speaker 1:
[12:48] No, come on. See, now you're snitching.

Speaker 2:
[12:49] No, I'm just saying, every strip club. I'm not a particular one. I didn't name nobody.

Speaker 3:
[12:54] You didn't say every strip club ever.

Speaker 2:
[12:57] Every strip club, somebody's in there selling pussy. I can promise you that.

Speaker 1:
[13:01] Just not on the premise.

Speaker 4:
[13:02] Somebody's selling pussy and somebody's selling coke.

Speaker 2:
[13:05] Oh, for sure. You got to have one thing, you got to have the other. Now, it's like you go out to eat. Where's the spoon? Right?

Speaker 1:
[13:15] Some people go to eat with their hands, others want utensils.

Speaker 2:
[13:17] Yeah, I need utensils. Where's the coke? Where's the, where's the hole?

Speaker 4:
[13:21] I just feel like life be feeling good enough, y'all be wanting to feel too good. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like there's a such thing, like Lamar Odom, like there's a such thing as feeling too good. Like, why do you want to see a beautiful woman naked and, and fuck and be on drugs? And like just, I'm overstimulated by your happiness. Like just chill on the pleasure. Like...

Speaker 1:
[13:41] I hear you on the Lamar Odom part, but you just took a shot at probably 95% of men when you said you see a beautiful woman, you want to fuck her while on drugs. That's like, it's the population. It's like everyone but Mal.

Speaker 2:
[13:54] Yeah, I don't need drugs to want to have sex with beautiful women.

Speaker 1:
[13:56] Same, but I don't know, is it honey pack a drug?

Speaker 2:
[14:00] Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 1:
[14:01] Sometimes you need a drug to get the overall experience.

Speaker 2:
[14:05] I could, yeah, I could see that. But you should fire enough. You don't need no drugs.

Speaker 4:
[14:10] I've realized that lust, having a lust issue. I was just telling PE that.

Speaker 2:
[14:16] You finally realized you got a lust issue?

Speaker 4:
[14:18] Having a lust issue will cost you, will cost you so much money and energy. Like, if there's a beautiful girl around, I will spend so much more money and so much more energy.

Speaker 2:
[14:33] Oh, you a trick.

Speaker 4:
[14:34] To be in morning, like, go home.

Speaker 2:
[14:36] Baby D, I never knew you was a trick.

Speaker 4:
[14:38] Relax.

Speaker 2:
[14:39] Baby D a trick? I've been to that. What you mean you gonna spend so much? That's trick lingo.

Speaker 4:
[14:43] So now I'm not even, I'm not even just talking about that. Yes, I spend money on women, right? But it's not even just that. It's more like, like, okay, so if me, you and Rory go out and we just going out as the fellas, right? Cause I'm the fellas to y'all. And we go to a bar, we have one or two drinks, whatever. If there is a bad bitch there, you know what? Hey, let's order another round. We're having a ball. Let's order another round. Oh, let's go here. Cause you don't want to go home. Cause it's a beautiful girl right there.

Speaker 2:
[15:07] Nah, it's not like you're trying to get her drunk to take advantage of her. That's not. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 4:
[15:12] That is not true.

Speaker 2:
[15:13] Get her drunk and unsuspecting and she doesn't know that I want to lick that cat. Yeah. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 4:
[15:22] I'm not.

Speaker 2:
[15:23] Another round, another round, another round. Keep them coming. More shots.

Speaker 4:
[15:26] You know how when you're having so many, funny how time flies when you're having fun. When you're having fun and it's like the cute girls around, you don't even notice how much you're drinking. You don't notice how much you're spending like.

Speaker 2:
[15:36] Baby, do a trick.

Speaker 1:
[15:38] I also just want to like do a piece, do like a quick 30 second reverse. Would you say alcohol is a drug? I would.

Speaker 2:
[15:45] Drug?

Speaker 1:
[15:46] Yes. Tylenol is a drug.

Speaker 2:
[15:49] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[15:50] Alcohol is a drug. She just said she doesn't understand how people could want to take drugs, see a beautiful woman and want to fuck them.

Speaker 2:
[15:57] Well, alcohol is not a drug. It's a controlled substance.

Speaker 4:
[16:00] Thank you.

Speaker 2:
[16:02] Alcohol is a central nervous system.

Speaker 1:
[16:04] The government named it that because it's a legal drug.

Speaker 2:
[16:07] This means, oh, hold on. Alcohol is a central nervous system depressant. This means that it is a drug that slows down brain activity. It can change your mood, behavior and self-control. It can cause problems with memory and thinking clearly. So this means if baby D is buying more rounds for the women, then she is hoping that it changes their mood, their behavior, and that they lose self-control so she can go home and do what she pleases with these women.

Speaker 4:
[16:34] You are literally painting me as a writer.

Speaker 2:
[16:35] It's right there in the AI.

Speaker 4:
[16:38] Like, what the fuck?

Speaker 2:
[16:40] That's not what it says? Oh, my bad, Ryan. I was reading something else.

Speaker 4:
[16:42] But no, for real, like real talk, real shit. Didn't y'all notice when y'all got y'all lusts under control, like that you saved money, like the amount of money you were spending.

Speaker 1:
[16:51] Read your Bible, read your Koran, read every history book. The fall of every single man in the empire is lust. All of it. The first lesson in the Bible, lust. It'll ruin everything. Every powerful man is not killed because of armies anymore. Just armies of whores.

Speaker 2:
[17:10] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[17:11] Once you control that lust demon, you all right.

Speaker 2:
[17:16] You figured out 70% of life once you control that lust demon. Like when you know you're getting lusty and you're like, nah, I ain't going out. I ain't going to hang out with this chick. Nah, I ain't doing it. And then like you actually go through with not going out, the next day you wake up, you feel like you're just glowing. You're like, I can do anything. I can do, I said no to the pussy. I can do anything. So you feel like you can conquer the world.

Speaker 1:
[17:41] I can do anything.

Speaker 2:
[17:42] I can do anything. Hell nah, hell nah, hell, I can do anything. All you gotta do is say no to the lust demon one time. You look that lust demon right in the face and you decide you're going to stay home and not go out. You wake up the next day and life is just different. You just feel like, yeah, like you can't control me. You can't get me to just come outside and spend my money on you and just be a trick. I ain't no trick. Fight that lust demon. A lot of you niggas is damn bad for that lust demon.

Speaker 1:
[18:13] You start adding up the money that you did save from last night.

Speaker 2:
[18:16] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[18:16] I got extra $500 in my pocket now.

Speaker 3:
[18:19] For a night I probably wouldn't have enjoyed.

Speaker 2:
[18:20] Fam, listen, in New York, you know how easy it is to spend $500 on a girl that really don't like you like that?

Speaker 1:
[18:25] It costs $50 an hour to breathe out here without meeting the girl.

Speaker 2:
[18:29] Stay home, stay no to that lust demon three days out the week and watch how much money you save. You up $1500. You up $1500. You say no to the lust demon three times.

Speaker 1:
[18:39] The only thing stopping y'all from getting a down payment on a house is horse.

Speaker 2:
[18:43] It's the lust demon.

Speaker 1:
[18:43] 100%.

Speaker 2:
[18:44] The lust demon got y'all down bad. So I know what you mean, baby D. Like you see a beautiful woman, you're like, damn, I don't want this night thing. You know how much it costs to keep the night open? Shit, the night is expensive. Keep the night open? Yo, we gon keep going. You all right? Wait till you lay down and see that big statement in the morning. You just swiping. Doop, all right, good. You down bad. You down 25.

Speaker 1:
[19:07] Take one night off and say less and you got a LLC. I promise you. Your dreams will start tomorrow.

Speaker 2:
[19:12] That's a lot of dudes don't know that. You down bad because the lust demon is up. Lust demon winning, 82 and 0 every season. You can't say no to that lust demon, fellas, trust me. So yes, baby D, I get what you're saying. I'm fucking with you. But yeah, you see a beautiful woman, it's like, damn, I'm like you. It's like when you go to a new city, like I can live here. It's the same thing. I can move here. It's the same thing. You see a beautiful girl, like I'm never letting her go.

Speaker 4:
[19:38] The experience of being in New York City and you at like a dark, dark dimly lit, like it's nice outside, dark dimly lit restaurant, good drinks, bad bitch looking at you, you giggling, like the air feels fresh. That's the best feeling in the fucking world, bro. It just costs $300. But it's the best feeling in the world.

Speaker 2:
[19:58] Yeah, but until she laughed too hard and you see that side tooth is gone, you could pay for it. It ain't the same. It don't hit the same no more.

Speaker 4:
[20:06] When you pay for the side tooth, it don't hit the same?

Speaker 2:
[20:08] No, once you see that she need a side tooth. Once the lust demon is like, it show you the side tooth is gone, you're like, I'm going home.

Speaker 1:
[20:17] Ask her to stay in one night for Netflix and show, you could probably afford the side tooth for her. One night in with her and you could get her that.

Speaker 2:
[20:24] Say no to the lust demon three times, you could get her. That porcelain right inside of her mouth. You could get a little replacement, a filler in there, fill that gap.

Speaker 1:
[20:31] You gotta fill that gap.

Speaker 2:
[20:32] Fill that void in her life. Fill that void for her, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4:
[20:35] The void being a side tooth is fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1:
[20:38] Your health starts with the gums.

Speaker 2:
[20:39] Yeah, that's the biggest void right there, side tooth gone? Come on, nobody filled that void for you yet?

Speaker 1:
[20:46] It's cause she's been open coronas with this guy.

Speaker 2:
[20:48] You done been to church three times, side tooth still gone.

Speaker 4:
[20:51] Rory, who are you fucking?

Speaker 1:
[20:53] Y'all ever seen a woman open a beer with her mouth?

Speaker 4:
[20:56] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[20:57] Nah, let me tell you what I saw the other day though. So I'm in traffic, a girl hops out at the light. I'm thinking she's in a car fighting the way she hopped out and ran from the car. So I'm looking like, is she in there fighting? She runs to the median on the side of right here. I think Bowery or something. She takes a beer and puts it on the rail of the median and is banging it trying to open a beer. I said, there's no way. I was puzzled by this. I was like, I've never seen this before. And then she runs back in the car. Naturally, I got to look at the plates. Where is she from? Alabama. Makes total sense. I'm like, aw.

Speaker 1:
[21:37] To her, she thinks, that's a beer.

Speaker 3:
[21:39] Like, wow, New York just keeps these around.

Speaker 2:
[21:41] This bottle opener is at every red light. To her, that's what she thought it was. I was like, I've never seen that before in my life. I'm like, you're trying to open a beer at the red light?

Speaker 1:
[21:51] At a red light, it's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[21:52] I've seen a lot of things in New York.

Speaker 1:
[21:52] I've definitely opened a beer on a sidewalk, probably on a median, not in traffic.

Speaker 2:
[21:57] In traffic, at the red light.

Speaker 1:
[21:59] But yeah, I've opened beers on interesting angles of things.

Speaker 2:
[22:03] Yeah, that was some of the craziest I've ever seen at the light. I was like, okay, I've seen it all now in New York City. Open a beer at the red light, got it.

Speaker 4:
[22:10] I was in a couple's photo shoot today on the train. Gotta love New York. I was in a couple's photo shoot on the train. They had just gotten married.

Speaker 2:
[22:17] On the train? That's fire.

Speaker 4:
[22:18] No, they didn't get married on the train, but they were taking the photos, like, you know, the New York City photos.

Speaker 2:
[22:23] They probably met on the train. That's probably why they did that. That's fire.

Speaker 4:
[22:26] That was sweet, but I'm in the corner trying. I'm like, they're like, no, we want people in it. You didn't hire me. Like, shoot, like, I'm not just about to be.

Speaker 2:
[22:34] I'm baby dick.

Speaker 4:
[22:35] I mean, congratulations on the baby in the marriage, but I'm not just about to be in your-

Speaker 1:
[22:39] Well, what's your extra fee?

Speaker 4:
[22:40] Wedding photo.

Speaker 1:
[22:40] Like, to be extra.

Speaker 4:
[22:41] To be extra, how much did you pay?

Speaker 1:
[22:43] Yo, I got my budget yesterday. We spent almost $6,000 in extras. I said, yo, sign me up on Craigslist, wherever the fuck y'all found them.

Speaker 4:
[22:52] How many were there?

Speaker 1:
[22:53] 20.

Speaker 2:
[22:55] Oh, you got off cheap. So that's $30 an extra, like $300 an extra.

Speaker 1:
[22:59] Yeah, probably somewhere around, you know I'm not gonna have that reading.

Speaker 2:
[23:01] It's not bad. Yeah, they was there for the whole day?

Speaker 1:
[23:02] No, half days.

Speaker 2:
[23:03] Oh, yeah, that's about right.

Speaker 1:
[23:05] Then we ended up just using all my friends. So they literally sat there, got a free meal and got $300.

Speaker 4:
[23:08] Yeah. Oh, now I kinda like that. I'm about to be an extra. That's dope.

Speaker 1:
[23:12] That's not a bad morning.

Speaker 4:
[23:14] No.

Speaker 1:
[23:14] Like, for 300 bucks?

Speaker 2:
[23:16] You know what I wanted to be? I wanted to be one of those people that they, when they hire you to like wait outside like famous people hotels and like ask for autographs. I wanted to be one of those people. Like, how funny would that be?

Speaker 1:
[23:27] You've never heard this vinyl in your life.

Speaker 2:
[23:29] Y'all see my face and I'm just outside of somebody's hotel just holding a vinyl. Like, that wouldn't be funny if y'all look at one day and be like, what the fuck was MAL doing, bro? $500 a day. That's what they paying. Oh, wow. Need that.

Speaker 1:
[23:39] Cause I've definitely seen artists come out the hotel and be lying right to the person. Like you, someone told you where that person was.

Speaker 2:
[23:45] Of course. Y'all didn't see when Dochi just did that?

Speaker 1:
[23:48] No, I didn't see when she did it. But I've definitely seen artists do that.

Speaker 2:
[23:50] I was like, Dochi, cut it out. That old Italian man does not know who he is.

Speaker 1:
[23:54] You don't know that?

Speaker 2:
[23:55] Yo, bro, the man was like 60 years old.

Speaker 3:
[23:57] Dochi sounds a little Italian. Dochi. Dochi.

Speaker 2:
[24:01] Dochi.

Speaker 3:
[24:01] Dochi. It's a Dochi.

Speaker 2:
[24:04] You know the Dochi, it's a Dochi. They know what some black girl from Florida, it's a Dochi.

Speaker 4:
[24:11] I'm fucking crying.

Speaker 2:
[24:12] She ran straight to that dude. I said right there, I was like, yo, cut it out. That man do not know who Dochi is, man. Those are definitely paid standing.

Speaker 4:
[24:20] Yo, the shit that labels, like.

Speaker 2:
[24:21] Not saying Dochi is not dope, but she can't have fans outside the hotel.

Speaker 1:
[24:25] Because plenty of artists do this shit.

Speaker 2:
[24:27] I think that, yes, this is definitely lit. Look at this guy that she runs to. She makes a beeline to.

Speaker 1:
[24:31] Oh, she is. She looked the other way and went right there.

Speaker 2:
[24:33] He don't know who she is, man.

Speaker 1:
[24:35] He was yelling out her name, and that's how she got the, you know, look to the left. Yeah, she looks great. But no, that would be, that would be fun.

Speaker 2:
[24:44] It's a dog cheat.

Speaker 1:
[24:46] Luigi right there with a hat.

Speaker 4:
[24:47] It's Luigi.

Speaker 2:
[24:48] It's a dog cheat.

Speaker 4:
[24:49] Why do you really sound like Mario and Luigi, please?

Speaker 2:
[24:51] That's all I said. That's a dog cheat.

Speaker 1:
[24:55] Which artist would you want to do that for?

Speaker 2:
[24:57] Any artist, as long as they paying. I stand outside every hotel in Manhattan. Like, you paying, I'm there. Because that's a real gig. That's a real gig.

Speaker 4:
[25:06] But how do you find that? Because I feel like that's kind of like back page because you can't just like, you know, like it's kind of like, hey, I did put it in this.

Speaker 2:
[25:12] A lot of labels that have like, yo, this person staying here, we need to go outside the hotel. You know, it's aesthetics. It makes people wonder who's staying here? Like, who's staying here? Who are y'all waiting for? Like, because I've done that. Like, I've seen people standing outside of hotels and they waiting and then they name somebody. I'm like, who?

Speaker 1:
[25:27] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[25:28] Who is that? And how do y'all know this person staying here?

Speaker 1:
[25:31] Well, listen, when that happened with me and Yeat the other day, they was not paid. Oh, no, that line was here to see Yeat.

Speaker 2:
[25:38] Yeah, but that's different. That was his listening session.

Speaker 1:
[25:39] So that would be a fun, a fun gig to do.

Speaker 2:
[25:43] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[25:43] But that's nothing new. Cause the label's been calling paparazzi specifically for artists that don't even ask for them. Like, leave me alone. Now you got to out and promote. I'm linking your address.

Speaker 2:
[25:52] Get out there, flood them streets. That's a new street team.

Speaker 1:
[25:56] I was trying to figure out when, when Jay-Z and Beyonce came to Palooza at Hammerstein, I'm not even, I mean, amongst us, like three people knew.

Speaker 2:
[26:07] Well, Beyonce didn't come.

Speaker 1:
[26:09] Yeah, she was, she was there. She never made it up to where we were. She came in and then left.

Speaker 2:
[26:15] She actually came in? I didn't know that. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[26:19] There was paparazzis when we went out to like, with security to bring them in, there was paparazzis everywhere. I'm like, how the fuck did anyone even know about this?

Speaker 4:
[26:28] Oh, please. As a good Doucet-Palooza manager, you called them.

Speaker 1:
[26:33] I would have.

Speaker 4:
[26:35] I would have.

Speaker 1:
[26:36] I was like, why didn't I think of this? I would never, no, I wouldn't do that. But I was very shocked of like, how did, this was a last minute decision, like not anyone like knew about it. This isn't like an event that I feel like paparazzis would be like, oh, Jay's gonna definitely be there. Maybe they followed from the office or something.

Speaker 4:
[26:55] Probably.

Speaker 1:
[26:55] Like, is it just the tail, you think? But they were already there before Jay pulled up.

Speaker 4:
[26:58] I feel like Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Drake. I feel like they have like a designated paparazzi team whose only job is to like follow them around.

Speaker 1:
[27:09] Like, if Jay took them off, then I really appreciate him for doing that.

Speaker 4:
[27:13] No, not them. I don't think the artist is in control of that. I'm just saying like, if I worked at TMZ, I would have someone, Jay-Z's in town, follow him. Wherever he goes, follow him.

Speaker 1:
[27:23] Yeah, but no, that just blew my mind of how like our little event, it was already waiting outside, knew exactly what it was waiting for. That's creepy.

Speaker 2:
[27:32] It was waiting for you. It was like, that's Rory?

Speaker 1:
[27:36] It's waiting for me and Raven?

Speaker 2:
[27:37] That's Rory over there? Follow him. Tell him.

Speaker 1:
[27:42] Don't do that because that happened to me once.

Speaker 2:
[27:44] See, I'm telling you, you're famous, bro.

Speaker 1:
[27:46] You know, I remember when I came out of Delilah, and they were like, tell us about the breakup. I was like, dog, Justin Bieber's in there.

Speaker 2:
[27:53] Oh, yeah. Well, that's why they were...

Speaker 3:
[27:56] What you asking me any questions for?

Speaker 2:
[27:57] Just one of those places in LA.

Speaker 3:
[27:59] Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[27:59] No, no. They just stand out there, and whoever comes out, they ask questions. They happen to be somebody who knew about the part.

Speaker 2:
[28:03] That's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1:
[28:04] Yeah. It's just like, when you have those types of people in there, it's like, why are you talking to me right now?

Speaker 2:
[28:09] Bieber's in there having dinner. Like, wait for him. Talk to that guy.

Speaker 1:
[28:13] But anyways, my birthday is coming up, speaking of strip clubs.

Speaker 2:
[28:17] Your birthday is coming up.

Speaker 1:
[28:18] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[28:19] May the fourth be with you.

Speaker 1:
[28:20] I don't know what to do. I did Mexico City, which was just a lot, because just traveling with a kid is just not it. Did Detroit last year, which was a lot of fun, but I'm just not in that head space anymore.

Speaker 4:
[28:33] I would hope not.

Speaker 1:
[28:34] To be in Detroit and go to strip clubs in Detroit. So I don't know. I don't know what to do. Part of me just wants to just chill, but I feel like by 4 p.m. I'll be like, why did I decide to just chill?

Speaker 2:
[28:45] You should tell, you're not going to go away?

Speaker 1:
[28:47] I don't think we have time.

Speaker 4:
[28:49] We can make time. I will always find a way to make time for us to tap time off.

Speaker 1:
[28:54] Not according to our contract.

Speaker 2:
[28:57] It is.

Speaker 1:
[28:58] Where it's on Eastern Standard Time, our contract. It's longitude, latitude, it's down to everything.

Speaker 2:
[29:04] But you could take the week off for your birthday.

Speaker 1:
[29:07] I wouldn't want to do a week. That's a good question.

Speaker 4:
[29:09] Just take a Thursday off and then you have Thursday, like I do, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, or take a Monday off.

Speaker 1:
[29:13] What would be a good place to go?

Speaker 4:
[29:15] If you take a Monday off, you'll have Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, too.

Speaker 1:
[29:17] Oh yeah, yeah, Thursday, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[29:19] Your birthday's a Thursday?

Speaker 1:
[29:20] It's a Friday. I mean, a Monday, I'm sorry. So we could take Thursday off and I could come back on Tuesday.

Speaker 2:
[29:27] Yeah, there you go. See?

Speaker 1:
[29:30] But where?

Speaker 4:
[29:30] Know what I'm saying? Take Monday off. You don't even need to take Thursday off.

Speaker 1:
[29:33] Oh, true.

Speaker 4:
[29:34] Yeah, take Monday off. Me and MAL will hold it down.

Speaker 1:
[29:37] But where, like where do I go?

Speaker 2:
[29:40] Wherever your soul lead you, brother.

Speaker 4:
[29:42] There's mad places. How about you go to Tokyo? No, that's really far.

Speaker 2:
[29:45] Tokyo is crazy.

Speaker 1:
[29:47] Yo, a little three day Tokyo show?

Speaker 2:
[29:48] Three day Tokyo turnaround is fucking nuts.

Speaker 4:
[29:51] Yeah, that's kind of fun.

Speaker 2:
[29:52] A three day Tokyo turnaround?

Speaker 1:
[29:54] Bro, you know, you know Azad really tried to get me to do that for their first Tokyo show? He's like, I'll pay for it. I said, I'm not going to Tokyo for three days.

Speaker 2:
[30:01] That is crazy.

Speaker 1:
[30:02] I'm not flying in, show the next day and leave. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 4:
[30:05] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[30:06] Bro, that's a 14 hour flight, bro.

Speaker 1:
[30:08] Your brain would explode.

Speaker 2:
[30:09] No.

Speaker 4:
[30:09] Yeah, no.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] I'm not flying 14 hours to be on the ground for six hours and then fly back.

Speaker 1:
[30:15] Not even know what day it is.

Speaker 2:
[30:16] That is wild.

Speaker 4:
[30:18] Is there any place that you haven't been, that you have thought about going?

Speaker 1:
[30:22] Not with that amount of time.

Speaker 4:
[30:26] That's like four days.

Speaker 1:
[30:27] That's not a lot of time to go to Fiji.

Speaker 4:
[30:30] OK.

Speaker 1:
[30:31] Like bucket list stuff. I don't know, man. Wherever the J-Elect show is, I'll just go there.

Speaker 4:
[30:38] That's depressing.

Speaker 1:
[30:39] Where is he? Oklahoma City that night?

Speaker 2:
[30:41] If you booing, you are the devil.

Speaker 1:
[30:46] Is he wrong, though?

Speaker 2:
[30:47] No, he's not. I saw that clip of J-Elect. I was crying.

Speaker 4:
[30:51] I was thinking.

Speaker 2:
[30:53] He said, don't worry, if you booing, you are the enemy. Like, I've never heard that at a show before. If you booing, you're the enemy.

Speaker 1:
[31:00] Oh, I love J-Elect so much.

Speaker 2:
[31:04] Oh, that's my guy right there.

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Speaker 1:
[31:55] Anyways, in actual news, Hulu said, three part 50 cent doc.

Speaker 2:
[32:02] Hulu said, three part 50 cent doc?

Speaker 1:
[32:04] Yep, that's what they're trying to do.

Speaker 4:
[32:06] Is 50 cent a part of it?

Speaker 1:
[32:09] That's where I'm, I was like, if 50 makes a doc about himself, that would be the greatest doc of all time.

Speaker 2:
[32:17] That is wild.

Speaker 1:
[32:19] Cause I know people have done that before, but allowing 50 to do that would be super funny. That would be the most one-sided documentary of all time.

Speaker 2:
[32:27] Yeah, but who's doing it? They didn't announce it, they just announced a three part.

Speaker 1:
[32:32] The doc doesn't have a title yet, but it's going to be directed by Amanda and Lovett, who's done several docs, including Boys in Blue, Origins of Hip Hop, The French Montana Story.

Speaker 2:
[32:40] The French Montana doc was good.

Speaker 1:
[32:41] Yeah, it was actually way better than I expected, to be quite honest. So yeah, I mean, 50 has a very interesting story. I just don't know how much of a deep dive.

Speaker 2:
[32:51] It's one of the most interesting stories.

Speaker 1:
[32:54] Like, do you think we'll get the real 50 Cent, or do you think we'll get the VH1 behind the music 50 Cent?

Speaker 4:
[32:59] We're definitely going to get the behind the music. Them be mad in front of the music, by the way.

Speaker 2:
[33:04] I don't know. I mean, the guy that's directing it, he's done a good job. I haven't seen all of the other ones. Well, I did see the Boys in Blue one, that was good. And I saw the French Montana one, that was really good. So I mean, listen, 50 Cent has one of the most interesting stories in our culture's history. I mean, you have somebody that's proven to make great documentaries. I mean, he might get it right. I'm pretty sure. And he might be working with 50 on it. I could see 50 like, you know, being somebody who he's in contact with. 50 is obviously going to be in it.

Speaker 1:
[33:39] Yeah. Maybe he may not be.

Speaker 2:
[33:42] Nah, 50 is going to be in the documentary.

Speaker 4:
[33:44] I don't see 50 being in a documentary that he's not. I don't see 50 helping someone produce a documentary that he's not a part of. 50 would do his own doc.

Speaker 1:
[33:52] Yeah, with his own.

Speaker 4:
[33:53] With his own. And like, I don't see 50 helping somebody make money off his name. That's not very 50-ish.

Speaker 2:
[33:59] He might be getting paid for it.

Speaker 1:
[34:01] Oh, I'm sure there's some type of payment with likeness.

Speaker 2:
[34:04] Yeah, he's getting paid for it.

Speaker 1:
[34:06] But yeah, again, I'm just interested if the people like 50's had a very interesting career with relationships. I don't mean romantically. I mean, just with people in G-Unit, people away from it. Like, are people that dislike him going to be in it? Is it just going to be the people that were there in the beginning? And also the entire Jimmy Hetchman thing is now legal paperwork that you can read on the Internet for free. It's public record.

Speaker 2:
[34:35] But people that don't like you are not usually in your documentary. I've never seen somebody that don't like the person who's documenting, like, yo, fuck that. You came and sat down for this and you don't even like the person?

Speaker 3:
[34:46] Well, sometimes it's people you've had issues with.

Speaker 1:
[34:47] They gotta give Bangham Smurf at least an hour.

Speaker 2:
[34:50] Nah, that ain't...

Speaker 1:
[34:50] Just let them go.

Speaker 2:
[34:51] That's not going to happen.

Speaker 1:
[34:54] But I feel like even though Shah and 50 are not...

Speaker 2:
[34:56] Oh, look, the project is produced by G-Unit.

Speaker 1:
[34:59] All right, never mind.

Speaker 2:
[35:00] So 50 is involved.

Speaker 4:
[35:01] 50 is the executive producer, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[35:03] Okay, great. All right, well, then I think we'll get a lot out of this, but it'll be from a one-sided lens.

Speaker 2:
[35:13] I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[35:14] 50 is objective behind closed doors. I don't think I've ever seen him be objective in public. And that doesn't allow other people that he may have...

Speaker 2:
[35:25] What are you saying? 50 is not honest about...

Speaker 1:
[35:28] 50 is a marketer, and he's always marketed himself in a truthful way. I'm not saying 50's a liar by any means, but part of his marketing is being the Superman.

Speaker 2:
[35:41] Okay.

Speaker 1:
[35:41] So yeah, when you go through everything that he's also beat, I can see why you'd feel like a Superman too. So I can see this doc just feeling that way.

Speaker 2:
[35:51] But what in particular do you think this doc won't cover? Because it sounds like you kind of elude into something that the doc won't talk about.

Speaker 1:
[35:58] Um, I think some of the stuff that's probably not on public record, even though like the Hot 97 shootings and the back story with Kim and World, all that is public record. I just don't know how far and deep they'll get into it.

Speaker 2:
[36:14] It's a three-part doc, so they might have to talk about something.

Speaker 1:
[36:16] Everything with Game that led with Chris Lighty and Jimmy Hatchman, again, all of this is on public record of Yeo's House getting shot up. I'm not saying anything that you literally cannot find from court records. Is that going to be a whole part of it? Because like people on the Internet know about that. If they go through that whole case in the part three, that's going to do crazy numbers. That's the craziest story, in my opinion, in hip hop. As far as street shit goes. That's the, they were shooting out on 26th Street. That's the wildest kept story that is public record that I at least know of in hip hop history.

Speaker 2:
[36:55] Low cam, that's the low cam?

Speaker 1:
[36:57] No, that Jimmy Hatchman version.

Speaker 2:
[36:59] Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:01] Like that's nuts. Jimmy Hatchman literally left a banquet dressed in a suit and shot up a house, like he said this in court.

Speaker 2:
[37:07] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:08] Like that's insane. He was the biggest exec period. So I hope they get into that stuff. Because I mean, I feel like we kind of have the 50 story. He's had books, he's had docs already. I think we kind of know his upbringing. I think we know the rise to stardom, I think all the way to Kanye verse 50. That's all been so well documented.

Speaker 2:
[37:27] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:27] But I don't know, maybe we'll get some more stuff since he's involved with his upbringing, his grandmother's house. I'm interested to see.

Speaker 2:
[37:33] Three parts, there got to be a lot in there. There's three parts, so he got to cover. I mean, 50 does have a lot that he can talk about, but I think that he'll probably touch on a lot of the things that we've never heard about.

Speaker 1:
[37:44] Yeah. Do you think he'll get into any of his personal life as far as relationship with both of his children's mothers and relationship with his first son? Because if you're doing a doc doc at this point in your life, that's kind of important.

Speaker 2:
[37:57] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[37:58] Or it's just going to be a VH1 behind the music. And tell us how you made it in the club.

Speaker 2:
[38:04] I don't know. But something about 50. I've never looked at 50 like he's somebody that runs away from his story, his life. So I don't know. I think that we've gotten a lot of other docs or interviews with 50. I don't know. This this three part. I'm thinking I'm guessing it'll be something in there that we've never heard him speak about before. What exactly that is, I don't know. I'm thinking we'll get something from him that's the first time he ever spoke about that publicly.

Speaker 1:
[38:32] Yeah. Do you think he'll address that he's broke?

Speaker 2:
[38:39] Well, I don't think 50 Cent is broke. Let me just say that.

Speaker 1:
[38:41] No, Rick Ross said he went to court and they went through his books and he's broke.

Speaker 2:
[38:48] They went through 50's books in court? You think I'm believing that? Okay. If he is broke, guess what? I'm on the side of, he wants to be broke.

Speaker 1:
[38:59] That's the point of going into court when you're being sued. Especially if there's a chance you're going to lose. I'm going to file bankruptcy on this specific company. Yeah, exactly. Of course I'm broke.

Speaker 2:
[39:08] Yeah, of course. What do you mean? Like I barely made it to court today.

Speaker 1:
[39:10] You think someone that owes child support goes and be, oh, Yana, I'm killing it right now.

Speaker 2:
[39:14] I got it. Yeah, I got it. I'm going to take all of this.

Speaker 4:
[39:16] I'm killing it right now.

Speaker 2:
[39:17] There's 20 M's I got sitting over here, you can take it. Nah, it don't go like that. Yeah, I'm definitely broke if I go to court.

Speaker 1:
[39:22] But I know Rick Ross is, he's funny. So, I know Ross is smart enough to know that 50 is not broke. But he's also smart enough to know what click bait is like. And there's going to be a large group of people that hear Rick Ross say 50 is broken, believe it.

Speaker 2:
[39:36] Yeah, I think Ross is obviously somebody that's, you know, he plays into it. He knows what's going to be funny and people are going to laugh at. But Ross is a businessman as well. And he knows how that game goes. Yes, if I have to go to court and open the books and show, I want to show that I don't have nothing so that y'all can't take nothing. So, yeah, I don't think 50 is, you know, to the average person, oh, Ross said 50 is broke. 50, he ain't got no money. That's not how this goes.

Speaker 4:
[40:02] If somebody tried to sue y'all right now, like, would y'all be of... Huh?

Speaker 2:
[40:06] Good luck.

Speaker 4:
[40:07] Oh, y'all broke? Technical eye paper? Popped.

Speaker 2:
[40:10] I barely made it today. I slept in this, actually.

Speaker 1:
[40:14] I literally wore this shirt, I think, like three episodes ago.

Speaker 2:
[40:17] I slept in this. I just woke up and was like, oh, I got to go to the studio today. Yeah, and I ain't got it.

Speaker 4:
[40:22] How do you hide money from the IRS?

Speaker 1:
[40:25] I would never.

Speaker 2:
[40:26] I don't know. You just don't. You don't hide money from the IRS. Show them everything.

Speaker 1:
[40:28] You don't. You're a patriot.

Speaker 2:
[40:30] Yeah. You got to open the book, show them everything. You don't hide money from the IRS.

Speaker 4:
[40:34] Yo, you're going to jail, bro.

Speaker 1:
[40:37] Today is April 15th. And Ryan just Googled how to hide money from the IRS.

Speaker 3:
[40:42] On April 15th.

Speaker 1:
[40:47] We're about to come knock on your door.

Speaker 4:
[40:52] That's literally like Googling how to get away with murder.

Speaker 1:
[40:54] Like, yo, didn't I forgot the football player did that.

Speaker 4:
[41:00] Yeah. He was like, my girlfriend's not moving.

Speaker 2:
[41:02] Like, my girlfriend's not moving. That means you're going to jail, sir.

Speaker 4:
[41:06] No, he said my friend. My friend called me and hypothetically, like his girlfriend's not moving.

Speaker 2:
[41:11] Yeah, I know that one. I know. I've seen that first 48. You're going to jail. It was you. No doubt about it.

Speaker 1:
[41:17] 100%. Well, yes, Ryan, don't Google those things. Everyone is watching, especially the IRS. And Happy Tax Day. We'll all do our patriotic duty. Shout out to the IRS. We love everything that you guys do. Oh, MAL, I finally started Landman. Thank you for the recommendation.

Speaker 2:
[41:35] You're welcome.

Speaker 1:
[41:36] I'm on like episode, I think, four, going into five, I want to say.

Speaker 2:
[41:41] What is it on?

Speaker 1:
[41:43] It's on Amazon Prime, but it should have been a Netflix show, in my opinion. We got Netflix got to get that, get that off, off Amazon.

Speaker 2:
[41:51] You got Netflix in the bag, go get Landman. Do what you got to do to get that show.

Speaker 1:
[41:56] And not to spoil anything, it's been out for a bit, but I thought with the intro, it was going to be more drug cartel-y. And don't spoil if it ends up getting there, but I was shocked that it is more just about the pit and oil rigs. I thought this was going to be some breaking bad type of shit. But no, it's an incredible show. It's really, really good.

Speaker 2:
[42:20] It was definitely one of my favorite watches with Paradise as well. Those were two of the shows that I watched. And Tulsa King with Sylvester Stallone, definitely one of the other shows that I love. Great TV.

Speaker 1:
[42:35] I will say though, Landman made me a little uncomfortable once the daughter got into play. Seventeen year old daughter brings her boyfriend off the plane. He's like the number one fucking draft pick from Alabama. And because she can't have conversations with her mother about their current dating life, she goes to her father, which I would always love to be that supportive. If there's something you feel like, if Amara can't talk to her mom about something because she feels uncomfortable, I would always love for you to come to me and vice versa. You can't talk to me about something, go to your mother about it. It's just this topic. Talking about fucking your boyfriend, I wish that would be more of a mom subject, but I get it. And if you have a 17 year old daughter, it's safe to assume that she's having sex and you should talk to her about those things. But the way she'd be giving it up, of like, they'd be, says, we're practicing safe sex. And he said, I'm going to regret asking this. What does that mean exactly? He said, well, he, I told him if he can't come in me, he can come anywhere that he wants.

Speaker 2:
[43:47] It's great TV you gotta watch.

Speaker 1:
[43:49] Mind you, this is at a high school football game, on the sidelines.

Speaker 2:
[43:53] And he's the man.

Speaker 1:
[43:54] No, he's, his name is Dakota Loving.

Speaker 2:
[43:56] Yeah, you know he's gonna make, he gonna be somebody. A name like Dakota, you going places, for sure.

Speaker 1:
[44:06] And I think that's healthy to have that communication with your daughter. I just, I don't know, man.

Speaker 4:
[44:11] It could be worded differently.

Speaker 2:
[44:14] Well, how do you, how would you word it to your dad? Like you have, have you ever had a conversation with your dad when you first started having sex?

Speaker 4:
[44:23] When I first started having sex, no. No. My parents thought, I told you, my parents thought I was a lesbian for a very long time.

Speaker 2:
[44:29] Okay, you still have sex as a lesbian.

Speaker 4:
[44:30] No, but I mean, but not even like, it wasn't, I just didn't talk to them about those things. And they never saw me with anyone. Like I was very private and sneaky.

Speaker 2:
[44:39] So the first time you had the conversation with your dad.

Speaker 4:
[44:42] That I started talking to my dad about sex, it was in my late twenties or something. We still, it was never.

Speaker 2:
[44:50] What was it?

Speaker 4:
[44:52] His main thing was he saw me leaving. I remember an exact conversation. I was living with my dad in Brooklyn at the time. And I was leaving, it had to be like one o'clock in the morning and I was leaving the house.

Speaker 2:
[45:03] Ain't nothing out there late but the devil.

Speaker 4:
[45:05] He was like, I mean, it's New York City though. Like you can leave the house to go party at 1 a.m. But I was leaving the house at 1 a.m. And he was like, where are you going? And I was like, do you really want to ask me that question? Like, dad, do you really want to ask me what I'm about to go do at 1 a.m.?

Speaker 2:
[45:20] Yeah, I'm your dad. I want to know. I'm assuming that's what he said.

Speaker 4:
[45:24] No, he was just like, well, who are you going to be with? And I gave him the name. And he was just like, it was just he just he trusted me, you know, but it was hard. I'm sure it was hard for him having me as a daughter. But I'm sure we never we never.

Speaker 2:
[45:38] I'm sure your dad wake up every day and it's hard having you as a daughter. That's me. That was mad me. That's what you just said.

Speaker 3:
[45:45] No, not every day.

Speaker 4:
[45:46] But when I was young, yeah, it was hard. Like I partied a lot. I ran around late nights with friends and I was in strip clubs. And I was like, I'm sure having me as a kid was hard when I was young.

Speaker 2:
[45:58] I think it's hard for any dad to have a daughter that is now going out, hanging out with guys and clubbing and partying. I'm sure that's a tough time for all dads. All dads that obviously are in their child's lives and loves their child. That's got to be a hard time.

Speaker 4:
[46:14] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[46:14] Your dad, you out, because we know what we was doing when we was going out. It's like, damn, my daughter at that age. And then you see her leaving the house. She had a certain outfit on. You're like, nah, I know she about to go stand on the couch at the club with that on. Like, oh, nah. You just know as a man, you was a young man at one point too. So you know, y'all is going to walk in the club, see your daughter standing there. She looked nice.

Speaker 4:
[46:36] It's like, you know, look at her like she pray. Yeah, it's like, but luckily when I was growing up, I had the thing about me always being with men, like over time when he realized that I was with men who would protect me, he loosened up a little bit because I'm not going out with a bunch of women and like we're falling victim to shit. Like, oh, I'm going out with a dude or my guy friend. So I'm not trying to stand at anybody's section. I'm no one's victim. No one's feeding me alcohol, some random in the club. Like I didn't deal with stuff like that. So that made it a little bit easier for him. But that took a while.

Speaker 2:
[47:06] That following on social media?

Speaker 4:
[47:08] Yes, he does. I keep blocking him. He keeps making new pages.

Speaker 2:
[47:14] You think your dad is subscribed to you?

Speaker 4:
[47:16] No, my private, no, no.

Speaker 2:
[47:19] How do you know though?

Speaker 4:
[47:20] Because I can see who's subscribed and I block like any fake pages or anybody I know. Like Rory followed my subscription. I blocked him.

Speaker 1:
[47:27] Well, that's cause I thought it was supportive. I didn't know.

Speaker 2:
[47:29] Did he give you your money back?

Speaker 1:
[47:31] That's a good question. I have to go through my taxes.

Speaker 2:
[47:33] How does that work? Like I subscribe, I pay.

Speaker 4:
[47:37] You don't get charged for the next month. Or they like break free.

Speaker 2:
[47:40] What about this month though? I paid for this month. I wanted 30 days. I better see everything on this Instagram for 30 days.

Speaker 1:
[47:46] And now that I think about it, I didn't think I got blocked. I thought like my credit card, sometimes you lose a credit card, get a new one. That's what I thought. But there wasn't nothing crazy on there.

Speaker 4:
[47:56] No, but like eventually, like in there is like...

Speaker 1:
[47:58] Oh, now it's there.

Speaker 4:
[47:59] No, it's not even...

Speaker 1:
[47:59] I got to start it back.

Speaker 4:
[48:00] You can't post super crazy shit in Instagram anyway. It's like I'll be on there like talking shit about y'all.

Speaker 1:
[48:06] Got it, got it.

Speaker 2:
[48:06] Yeah, I don't want to pay for that.

Speaker 4:
[48:08] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1:
[48:09] All right, well, someone that pays for it, screenshot it and DM it to me.

Speaker 2:
[48:11] Yeah, screen record it, send it to us, let us know what baby did.

Speaker 1:
[48:13] You know how Reddit be leaking OnlyFans shit? Yeah, do the same thing to the Marist.

Speaker 2:
[48:16] Come on now, we need that shit.

Speaker 1:
[48:19] But yes, that's just going to have to be something I have to deal with.

Speaker 2:
[48:23] Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 1:
[48:23] Because I'd rather, I mean, I don't want to hear, we're having safe sex, which means raw, pulling out, coming anywhere you want. I don't want to hear like those details, but I think it's probably better to have that type of relationship than the scared dad. Because your daughter is probably fucking at 17.

Speaker 2:
[48:42] Yeah, that's a safe assumption.

Speaker 1:
[48:44] Yeah, he had a nice, he handled it well, he had a nice way of telling her that this number one draft pick is not, like he's gonna leave you. He had a very nice way of, well he was saying this is not gonna be your last relationship, and then she was explaining, well how do I know how to, like how do I figure out heartbreak? And he was like, that's something you're gonna have to figure out by yourself. I'm just letting you know. This is not gonna work out.

Speaker 2:
[49:07] Yeah, it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1:
[49:09] And within five minutes she found that out pretty quickly. Yo, he was cold. She had explained to her dad that they had sex everywhere. Everything, cars, anywhere you can think of, they've been fucking, but they'd never slept together. And he was like, wait, so you were just lying? He was like, no, no, we never actually fell asleep together and woke up in his arms. Because she was trying to go out to the couch to sleep with him. She's like, if I promise I don't fuck him, can I just lay with him? Because I've never woken up with him. And he's like, all right, just please don't have sex. She get out there and he's like, all right, we can't fuck, but I want to lay with you. And he was like, no. That's not how this works.

Speaker 4:
[49:49] Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[49:51] His girlfriend that he just traveled with.

Speaker 2:
[49:55] A man ever told you that baby D?

Speaker 4:
[49:56] Put the fuck out my face.

Speaker 2:
[49:57] I'm just, I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[49:58] I'm just asking.

Speaker 2:
[49:59] I don't know. Man might've got that off on you one night. So what you about to do?

Speaker 1:
[50:04] He didn't even lie.

Speaker 4:
[50:05] Like every teenage girl has been through like the, so what you about to do when you're not fucking. Oh yeah, for sure. That yes. But not my boyfriend. Like, but a guy that I was trying to beat. And I was just like, no, I don't want. And like, oh, definitely.

Speaker 2:
[50:16] And that was definitely the voice you said that.

Speaker 4:
[50:18] And no, I don't want this.

Speaker 2:
[50:20] No, don't put that in me.

Speaker 4:
[50:23] What is what?

Speaker 3:
[50:24] What's with you? He's like, he.

Speaker 2:
[50:27] That's how it goes. Right or wrong, baby. They like, no, you're not putting that in me. That's how it goes. We've all heard that before, right?

Speaker 1:
[50:34] Why he was even colder was he couldn't even get the excuse off we're on a couch. Like, where are you gonna, where are you gonna lay? Like he had an easy out on that. He was just like, nah, we're not fucking, no, go sleep with your dad.

Speaker 2:
[50:48] Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. I'm the number one player in the state. You ain't give me no, go yeah, go home. It's a whole plethora. They lined up like these universities waiting. Yeah, get out of here.

Speaker 4:
[51:01] That's terrible. We should teach our young men that women are worth more than what's in between their legs, guys.

Speaker 2:
[51:08] No, they are for sure. But I'm just saying when you're young and lit like that, I can understand how a kid is like, I'm not just cuddling. I'm horny. I just had 300 passing yards last night. What are you talking about? I need some.

Speaker 1:
[51:22] You need a stress reliever?

Speaker 2:
[51:24] Yeah, man.

Speaker 1:
[51:25] I can already develop CTE in my head right now. I don't have much time.

Speaker 2:
[51:29] I'm just being real. I understand, yes, women are worth more than that. We know that. But I'm just saying as a young, you just know, he want to have sex.

Speaker 4:
[51:36] Of course.

Speaker 1:
[51:37] Come on, man. Now, we need. How come Steve Harvey hasn't written that book? He had that snitching ass book.

Speaker 2:
[51:43] Those that think like a man?

Speaker 1:
[51:44] Yeah. Bum ass book.

Speaker 2:
[51:46] You read that book? Because you're a book reader, so.

Speaker 4:
[51:49] No, I don't read books like that. And that's not No Shades.

Speaker 2:
[51:52] You read Jada Pinkett's, did y'all hear the latest Jada Pinkett? Jada Pinkett is crazy.

Speaker 1:
[51:57] They don't even be on press runs anymore. They should be talking about their relationship.

Speaker 4:
[51:59] But I want y'all to know that a lot of those clips are old clips from like the same interview and people are bringing them up like they're new. I don't know why there's this current smear campaign against Jada, but all these interviews be old as fuck. It's shit that we already talked about and they're like, Jada won't shut up. It's like these blogs are going and pulling up old interviews.

Speaker 2:
[52:17] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[52:17] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[52:17] Either way, it's still up.

Speaker 2:
[52:19] So this is the old interview?

Speaker 4:
[52:22] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[52:23] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[52:23] Just yeah, if I'm pretty sure this is old. But and also they're misconstruing what she's also saying. I'm tired of saying. Come on.

Speaker 2:
[52:33] You know that's what the Internet. How many times the Internet has misconstrued some shit you said? All the time. Exactly. So it's Jada's turn. That's all. Let's misconstrued some of her shit. Like what she said about Will.

Speaker 1:
[52:44] What didn't she say? Let's start there.

Speaker 2:
[52:46] Yeah. Like fucking, why not?

Speaker 4:
[52:48] That clip that Rory is referring to is her saying like, when they did the red table talk and she like made like, her and Will were not together. But instead of saying that and saying, Will, me and you weren't together. I didn't cheat on you. She just took accountability. Like, yeah, I did something I shouldn't have done. But, and later on it's like me and Will weren't, we were not together. So he doesn't feel cheated on because he knows that we weren't together.

Speaker 1:
[53:11] I don't remember her ever saying, did some shit I shouldn't have done. I remember her saying, I got an entanglement.

Speaker 2:
[53:16] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[53:16] And then it ended that.

Speaker 3:
[53:18] You ain't supposed to be tangled though.

Speaker 1:
[53:19] That's girl math with accountability for sure. Because that's not accountability.

Speaker 2:
[53:24] I just think it's crazy that she had sex with a gay man.

Speaker 1:
[53:28] Which one, Will or August?

Speaker 2:
[53:30] We not doing that.

Speaker 3:
[53:31] Leave it.

Speaker 2:
[53:31] We not doing that.

Speaker 4:
[53:32] You disrespect.

Speaker 1:
[53:34] I'm joking, man.

Speaker 2:
[53:35] No, yeah, her having-

Speaker 3:
[53:36] We can't joke anymore?

Speaker 2:
[53:37] Her cheating on Hollywood royalty.

Speaker 4:
[53:39] Stop saying cheating.

Speaker 2:
[53:41] Okay.

Speaker 4:
[53:42] They were not together.

Speaker 2:
[53:43] Her having an entanglement on Hollywood royalty.

Speaker 1:
[53:46] With her son's friend.

Speaker 2:
[53:47] With her son's friend who happens to be a gay man. That's the only part you found. August, I've seen his gay.

Speaker 4:
[53:54] Okay, but we didn't know he was gay when that happened. She might not have known he was gay.

Speaker 2:
[53:57] She knew that boy was gay, man. Come on, you know.

Speaker 1:
[54:00] She looks like she is a really good gay to her.

Speaker 2:
[54:01] Yeah, Jada knows. And she's a grown woman. You think young ass August Alcina could get that past grown ass Jada Pinkett?

Speaker 4:
[54:08] Well, maybe he didn't know he was gay.

Speaker 2:
[54:10] If anybody knew they was gay, it was August. He was lying to everybody else.

Speaker 1:
[54:15] That's a crazier story if you fuck Jada Pinkett and then realize you're gay. That's even crazier.

Speaker 4:
[54:20] When you got to the top of the top and was like, this still ain't enough?

Speaker 1:
[54:23] Yeah, actually, no, that does make sense. Having sex with Jada Pinkett, I still didn't like it.

Speaker 2:
[54:30] Beautiful ass, and you realize like, nah, like I don't even like women. What? You done made it to Jada Pinkett and now you realize you don't like women? That is crazy.

Speaker 1:
[54:39] He's lonely at the top.

Speaker 2:
[54:40] Yeah, he always knew he was gay. He was trying to fight and hide that, but you know when you're gay.

Speaker 4:
[54:47] Yo, to you gay niggas, whatever.

Speaker 3:
[54:48] I like this, this a clip, clip it.

Speaker 4:
[54:52] Can y'all help me fight gayness? How do y'all live every day?

Speaker 2:
[54:59] Yeah, because we talked about the lust demon at the time.

Speaker 5:
[55:01] We didn't talk about the gay demon.

Speaker 1:
[55:02] They accept and love who they are and support themselves with a tribe of people that do the same.

Speaker 2:
[55:07] You trying to fight the gay demon?

Speaker 4:
[55:08] Yeah, like CJ said that shit to me. He's like, you know how you always be like, ain't fighting, be saying they fighting demons whole time is bisexuality. He was like, that's you.

Speaker 1:
[55:16] You got to go to a mega church, get delivered. You're not gay no more.

Speaker 2:
[55:19] I'm not gay no more.

Speaker 1:
[55:20] You got to go to a mega church.

Speaker 2:
[55:21] I don't like men's no more.

Speaker 1:
[55:23] If you pay the church enough ties, gayness gone. Really?

Speaker 2:
[55:27] They got to dunk you in the tub, wash away your sins.

Speaker 1:
[55:30] Marble tub?

Speaker 3:
[55:31] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[55:31] I got baptized just to flicker the little water on me.

Speaker 2:
[55:34] Nah, they got to put it in those tubs.

Speaker 4:
[55:35] They should have drowned you.

Speaker 3:
[55:36] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[55:37] That's what they gonna do to you, baby.

Speaker 1:
[55:38] I still got the swim there.

Speaker 2:
[55:38] You want to get rid of that gay demon? You don't want to be gay no more?

Speaker 3:
[55:41] I feel like-

Speaker 1:
[55:43] All I want to do is be gay demon, it's crazy.

Speaker 4:
[55:45] I feel like the gayness and the lust are one, because I don't have that lust for men. It's only for women. So I feel like if I fight, if I can control the gayness, I can control the lust.

Speaker 2:
[55:55] So you only have lust for women, not men.

Speaker 4:
[55:57] Yeah, lust like that, like where you outside just doing stupid shit, spending money. Yeah, for women.

Speaker 2:
[56:00] Well, welcome to our world. So I think, wait, so it might just be a controlled thing with you. You might just like being that dominant person with a woman. That's what it might be. You might just like that role, like, but you don't really like women like that. Cause obviously you're trying to fight, you're trying to fight against it.

Speaker 4:
[56:17] Do you know how much money, like how much I value my money? Like, you know how much I value my money. I'm thinking, I'm spending my money just for like.

Speaker 2:
[56:23] I know how much you value pretty girls too.

Speaker 4:
[56:25] Exactly, because I really do like women. Like, it's not just you don't really like women.

Speaker 2:
[56:29] I don't know if you like women or you just like to control women.

Speaker 4:
[56:31] That's not, I don't control women. I'm not like that.

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Speaker 1:
[58:02] Do we have voicemails?

Speaker 5:
[58:03] Please.

Speaker 6:
[58:06] You've got mail.

Speaker 5:
[58:08] Hey, this is John. I'm from Charlotte, North Carolina. I'm a huge fan of the pod, but I'm calling because, or I'm guessing I'm leaving on voicemail, because I just listened to the Patreon comment, or Patreon, whatever the thing was, the Patreon episode. And I have a question for Baby D. Like, is there any scenario where a woman can be wrong? Like, she could just be full wrong?

Speaker 1:
[58:47] I love the building.

Speaker 5:
[58:48] I know it sounds really sarcastic, right? But it really isn't. Like, I heard the Jada Pinkett segment with just Mal and Zip, and you just said something like, it's become cool, or men have made it cool to hate Jada Pinkett Smith. And I just know, like, if a man were to say and do some of the things like Jada Pinkett Smith were to do, or has said, like, that would not be the conclusion we come to. But I'm genuinely curious. I love Black Women. I love my mom. What's the other one? I'm a straight woman. Genuinely curious. Huge fan of the pod. Just wanted to know. He's a dick.

Speaker 4:
[59:37] Very cute. A very cute dick, but a dick.

Speaker 1:
[59:39] This is how kids become red pill, because they can't get these answers.

Speaker 3:
[59:43] This is how they end up listening to entertainment.

Speaker 4:
[59:45] Women are often wrong. Humans are often wrong.

Speaker 7:
[59:48] I hate that rhetoric that I-

Speaker 1:
[59:50] See what they do? He asked, can women be wrong? And she went to humans.

Speaker 4:
[59:56] Women can be wrong. I've said women were wrong before on this podcast. I have, but I am also a woman, and I also understand things in a different light. And sometimes I'm just more educated on things, because like I said, I read the, the two books. Like people are over here like, oh my God, Will can't make Jada happy. And Will wrote in his book, I didn't want to get married. I mean, Jada didn't want to get married. I wanted to get married. Like all of these things, like there's, they have come out of their mouth and said this. So they keep telling you what their relationship is.

Speaker 7:
[60:24] And other people were like, this could never be me.

Speaker 4:
[60:25] It's not you. Like, but people hate her. It's just such a vitriol. You can dislike somebody or like say, like people's hate for Aisha Curry is the same way.

Speaker 7:
[60:34] Like why do y'all?

Speaker 2:
[60:35] Who hates Aisha Curry?

Speaker 4:
[60:37] They tore Aisha Curry up because she said she wanted to still be found attracted by men. She wants to still be found attractive.

Speaker 7:
[60:45] And they tore her up. Your husband's Steph Curry and you want niggas looking at you and you're a whore.

Speaker 4:
[60:50] Like men's egos are fragile. So when famous women come out and act like just normal women, Jada is a little extreme. I will say that. But when they just say normal thing that women aren't thinking...

Speaker 1:
[61:02] You just did that to Aisha Curry. They said drastically different things. They were calling them both whores. Only insecure weird men think the Aisha Curry thing is... They want to kill her for that. I think across the board, most of us feel like it's a little bit oversharing. Some things you should keep to yourself.

Speaker 4:
[61:19] It's not about...

Speaker 1:
[61:20] And you shouldn't put your husband at a red table and say those things.

Speaker 4:
[61:24] You saying that oversharing is completely different. If you ever go on a clip of Jada Pinkett Smith and you go in the comments, no matter what the social media is, not just Twitter, they are calling for her death and saying she is the worst woman alive, bro.

Speaker 1:
[61:38] Oh, no. I know that happens.

Speaker 4:
[61:39] I'm not making that up.

Speaker 1:
[61:41] I'm just saying the things that she said more people could make a case than they could with Aisha Curry. Aisha Curry didn't say anything that crazy.

Speaker 4:
[61:47] But there are people... Just because you have common sense, there are people that think that she did. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:
[61:53] And I think Jada Pinkett... It's not my relationship, but it's wild, the things that she has said.

Speaker 4:
[62:00] Okay. I think the only wild thing is the entanglement. I think entanglement was wild, but...

Speaker 2:
[62:04] Her saying entanglement or her actually having an entanglement?

Speaker 4:
[62:07] I think who she had an entanglement with.

Speaker 2:
[62:09] A gay man, yeah.

Speaker 4:
[62:11] I think she had an entanglement with was wild, but like her and Will weren't together, it just...

Speaker 2:
[62:17] You don't understand that part.

Speaker 4:
[62:18] Some shit leaked out that shouldn't have leaked out. Who she did it with was crazy, but some shit leaked out that shouldn't have leaked out. It's just Will's shit didn't leak out. And that's why Will was just sitting up there like, all right, bitch, your shit got out. You should have kept your shit tight like I did. I feel like we should stay out with them people fucking marriage.

Speaker 1:
[62:31] What's up, man? Fucking your son's friend and me, you got a porn addiction. Like, that's weird. That's just odd. Like, that only happens on the computer. You're not supposed to do that in real life. That's...

Speaker 4:
[62:44] That's weird. It happens a lot in real life.

Speaker 1:
[62:46] You ever one of your friend's moms?

Speaker 2:
[62:49] No.

Speaker 1:
[62:50] Yeah, I don't know anyone that's ever done that, except for August, and I've met him once. So I know one person.

Speaker 2:
[62:54] No, I know people that have slept with somebody's mom that's there. Like...

Speaker 1:
[62:59] I've seen it in porn and in American Pie. That's like the only time.

Speaker 4:
[63:06] Women can be wrong. I do not stand up for all women. When women do wrong shit, women do wrong shit. But sometimes what y'all may look at as wrong for a woman, it might not seem wrong and vice versa. That's all. But yes, sir, women can be wrong. I said it.

Speaker 2:
[63:22] All right. I think we just made history, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1:
[63:27] Remember.

Speaker 2:
[63:27] On the New Rory and MAL podcast, a woman admitted that women can be wrong.

Speaker 1:
[63:33] This is where negatives cancel each other out. Women also lie.

Speaker 2:
[63:39] They do.

Speaker 1:
[63:39] So I don't know if I believe that.

Speaker 2:
[63:41] No, I believe her. I was looking at her eyes.

Speaker 4:
[63:43] I've been wrong before.

Speaker 2:
[63:45] Oh, shit. Ladies and gentlemen, today we are back to back. This is like Aaron Judge going back to back, going yard the other night. Two times that Baby D has admitted that women can be wrong. We'll never hear this again.

Speaker 1:
[64:00] So while we're here, can you name some more situations where a woman was wrong and a man was right?

Speaker 2:
[64:05] No, name some more situations where you were wrong, Baby D.

Speaker 4:
[64:07] Where I was wrong?

Speaker 2:
[64:08] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[64:09] We had the conversation where I said that in the middle of the cheesy Gucci battle, I answered my ex's phone call and walked into the other room. I said that I was wrong for how I handled that. That could have been handled better. I've said that. But I said that I'm-

Speaker 1:
[64:24] There's only one way to handle that, it's just not happening.

Speaker 4:
[64:25] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[64:25] Yeah. That's so noble of you, Baby D. I mean, when you told us that, did you say that you, I think you were trying to say you weren't wrong for that, right? That was your stance that you wasn't wrong?

Speaker 4:
[64:35] At the time, what I was saying was that my intentions weren't bad, but at the end of it, when I thought about it, in hindsight, yes, I could have handled that better. But my intentions weren't bad. I don't feel like I should be punished because I didn't have bad intentions. But I can see-

Speaker 2:
[64:48] What was your intention?

Speaker 1:
[64:49] I wouldn't have respected if Jada would have said something like that.

Speaker 2:
[64:52] But what were your intentions, though? What were your intentions when you answered that phone?

Speaker 4:
[64:56] My intentions were literally just to talk about the battle. I wasn't on a podcast at the time, but people knew I liked hip hop. So when things like that would happen, people would call me to talk about it with me. That was the only-

Speaker 2:
[65:06] But you were with your new boyfriend watching the battle, and then your ex-boyfriend called about the battle.

Speaker 4:
[65:12] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[65:12] And you answered the phone while your current boyfriend was in the house with you.

Speaker 4:
[65:16] Yes, because I didn't have anything to hide. When you don't have anything to hide, it's like, oh, I'm just going to answer the phone.

Speaker 1:
[65:21] We'll say though, you have your phone on Do Not Disturb all the time.

Speaker 7:
[65:24] It was at that time.

Speaker 1:
[65:25] So that makes it a little different.

Speaker 4:
[65:27] I don't even think Do Not Disturb existed at that time.

Speaker 1:
[65:30] During the Jeezy, that shit. See, this is what you get from women.

Speaker 4:
[65:36] At that time, it was during the pandemic though. I wanted to talk to everybody. I was in a relationship and locked in a house during the pandemic. Please call my phone. Anybody call me, please. Because there was no socialization. I didn't really keep the Do Not Disturb thing on until I joined this podcast because I talk for a living now. So no, I don't want to go home and talk.

Speaker 1:
[65:53] September 2012.

Speaker 4:
[65:55] Whatever.

Speaker 2:
[65:57] Has that affected your day in life? What?

Speaker 1:
[65:59] She's talked about that before.

Speaker 2:
[66:00] Podcasting has, right? Yeah. Has it helped your day in life? Huh? Has it helped your day in life?

Speaker 4:
[66:06] No, it hasn't. It's made it harder.

Speaker 2:
[66:09] Why do you feel like it hasn't helped?

Speaker 4:
[66:11] Because I don't date the type of men who would want to date me because I'm on a podcast. That's not like, I don't, does that make sense?

Speaker 2:
[66:19] You don't date the type of men that would want to date.

Speaker 4:
[66:21] Who would see me and be like, oh, she's on a podcast. I want to date her. So the people who do want to date me because I'm on a podcast, I would never date those people. And the type of people that I tend to be attracted to are lower profile, like quieter people. A lot of people can't deal with a girl coming out here and dealing with like, MAL asking me if I'm opulating. Like that's not really.

Speaker 2:
[66:44] Well, I'm only asking you because again, when we talk about this, I think that we should give you time off when you're on your cycle.

Speaker 4:
[66:52] But that's, that's, and then me saying like, damn, why you asking me that? You want nothing? A lot of men are not strong enough to deal with something like that.

Speaker 2:
[66:57] Well, I can't control that response that you shot back. I, you know, I just, I would know why I was asking if you were opulating.

Speaker 4:
[67:04] You know, I get paid to make men laugh. Like a lot of men don't want to be with a woman who, oh, what does your girl do? She makes laugh on Netflix.

Speaker 2:
[67:13] Yeah. I like that. I wish I could find a girl that make laugh on Netflix.

Speaker 1:
[67:18] Probably make some money.

Speaker 4:
[67:20] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[67:20] Has it affected your dating life? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[67:25] What? No, it hasn't. Okay.

Speaker 1:
[67:29] Has it helped?

Speaker 2:
[67:30] No, it hasn't.

Speaker 1:
[67:32] So everything is the same?

Speaker 4:
[67:33] It's the same.

Speaker 2:
[67:35] Has it hurt? Has it helped? I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[67:37] You don't be dealing with people asking you questions about shit you say out here?

Speaker 2:
[67:41] Yeah. Well, you know me, I don't really deal with it. Like a woman, I'm not dealing with it. A woman will ask me and I'll just look at her like, are you serious? Like, come on, don't ask me no shit.

Speaker 1:
[67:51] Yeah, I'm not going to confront our issues. Like, why would I do this?

Speaker 2:
[67:53] You said that you don't like when women do this. And I just was sitting there looking like, so what you gonna order, man? What are we eating? Cause I'm not talking about the show. The show. The show at dinner. Are you crazy? I'm not doing that. No. Rory, you?

Speaker 1:
[68:09] Oh, I thought mine went without saying, yes. It would have destroyed any positive interaction I've ever had in my entire life. Yes. Yes. Anything that was meant for me is no longer-

Speaker 2:
[68:23] It's gone. Out of there.

Speaker 4:
[68:24] If it was meant for you, it would have never left my love.

Speaker 2:
[68:27] Yeah, I know. I've seen that on somebody's living room wall too.

Speaker 1:
[68:29] That made sense before Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2:
[68:30] Yeah. What's meant for you will always find you.

Speaker 4:
[68:34] Shut up. Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[68:36] For real.

Speaker 4:
[68:36] I really believe that.

Speaker 2:
[68:37] What's meant for you will always find you?

Speaker 4:
[68:39] Yeah, and what's not meant for you will run away from you no matter how hard you chase it.

Speaker 2:
[68:42] Yeah, but y'all, women say that and then the that's stalking you, you call the cops because you're not attracted to him.

Speaker 4:
[68:47] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[68:47] What's meant for you will always find you, right? I thought that's what it was. He's going to always find you.

Speaker 4:
[68:51] Open that door.

Speaker 2:
[68:52] Open that door.

Speaker 4:
[68:54] If some shit that's not meant for me will also find me, like it's not just good shit that's going to find me.

Speaker 2:
[68:59] Yeah, but women, I don't know.

Speaker 4:
[69:03] What's good with you today?

Speaker 1:
[69:05] You would like to stalk her in?

Speaker 2:
[69:07] If a woman was stalking me, would I let her in?

Speaker 1:
[69:09] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[69:10] More, is she bad?

Speaker 1:
[69:10] That could be a twin flame.

Speaker 2:
[69:12] What she look like?

Speaker 1:
[69:14] She look good.

Speaker 2:
[69:15] Yeah, she might could come in. We could talk about this. Why are you doing this? Why are you stalking me? You ain't got to do this. You could just call me and I'll open the door. You ain't got to hide in them bushes.

Speaker 5:
[69:26] You ain't got to live like that.

Speaker 4:
[69:27] You ain't got to scale my buildings to the 13th floor.

Speaker 2:
[69:29] You ain't got to sneak in with the maintenance man.

Speaker 1:
[69:31] Knowing the psychology of a stalker, it doesn't change if she's ugly or pretty. Like that doesn't matter.

Speaker 2:
[69:38] For me? No. It's like, is she ugly? Now call the cops.

Speaker 1:
[69:43] For sure.

Speaker 2:
[69:43] Is she bad? You know, just buzz her up, man. Let her upstairs.

Speaker 1:
[69:46] So you think once you fuck the stalker, that's just, it'll make her pull back a little bit, right?

Speaker 2:
[69:51] You gotta give her what she wants. Just give her, just give her, just show her.

Speaker 1:
[69:54] And she'll never want to come back with the stalker brain that she has.

Speaker 2:
[69:56] Just let her know, like, listen, I'm going to put you on a bi-weekly. I mean, you can hang out bi-weekly, but don't come over here if it's not your week.

Speaker 1:
[70:04] MAL doesn't have time for sane women, let alone a stalker.

Speaker 2:
[70:07] No, but stalkers are just misunderstood.

Speaker 1:
[70:10] Yeah, no, that works in court.

Speaker 2:
[70:14] You gotta help the stalkers. Like, why are you doing this? Why are you stalking me? What's the problem? People don't talk to stalkers. That's the problem.

Speaker 1:
[70:20] Yeah, and they shouldn't. Keep running.

Speaker 2:
[70:22] Yeah, talk to them sometimes, depending on how much of a stalker they are. If they're absolutely crazy, call the cops. But if it's just somebody that's just like, yo, like, I just...

Speaker 1:
[70:30] Wait, is there a stalker that's not crazy?

Speaker 2:
[70:32] Well, there's levels. People say somebody's a stalker and they're not. It's like, they're not really stalking you. They just want to talk to you. Take the S away from you. They're talkers.

Speaker 7:
[70:41] Oh, my God.

Speaker 2:
[70:43] They're just talkers. That's all. They just want to talk. Remove the S.

Speaker 1:
[70:47] They're podcasters.

Speaker 2:
[70:50] They don't have no cameras. They just can't afford any cameras.

Speaker 1:
[70:52] Life is a podca.

Speaker 2:
[70:53] Yeah, well, they just want to be just talkers. We're stalkers without the S's, right?

Speaker 1:
[70:58] I mean, I wouldn't say that, but hey, we talk, right?

Speaker 2:
[71:01] We're talkers.

Speaker 4:
[71:02] Yes, we're talkers. We're not stalkers. The S means this.

Speaker 2:
[71:04] We're not following people, forcing conversation on them. We're not doing that.

Speaker 1:
[71:08] But what are we stalking?

Speaker 2:
[71:10] Huh?

Speaker 1:
[71:10] The RSS feeds? What are we stalking?

Speaker 2:
[71:12] That money. We consistently find RSS feeds and we talk to the RSS feed. That's what we do. We force conversation.

Speaker 1:
[71:19] Well, I hasn't a corny rapper done some Benjamin Stalker line yet.

Speaker 2:
[71:24] Oh, it's probably out there somewhere.

Speaker 1:
[71:25] It has to be out there, right?

Speaker 2:
[71:26] You know what the album is dope I was listening to? Central Seas.

Speaker 1:
[71:29] Oh, I didn't get a chance to listen to it.

Speaker 2:
[71:30] Put out seven joints on the EP. That shit is all right.

Speaker 1:
[71:32] That's a perfect amount of Central Seas for me. I didn't mind the album before. It was just a lot of a lot of C on there.

Speaker 2:
[71:38] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[71:39] But seven records.

Speaker 4:
[71:40] Bop to the boom, bop, bop.

Speaker 1:
[71:41] Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 4:
[71:42] I can't do that shit.

Speaker 2:
[71:42] Nah, you got to listen to Central Seas shit. You'll like it because it's that energy, it's that bounce. And then he's saying shit on there.

Speaker 1:
[71:49] His last album, he was saying shit.

Speaker 4:
[71:50] Yeah, no, I'm sure he can rap really well. I can't do the accent. I've told y'all that before. I can't do the British accent.

Speaker 1:
[71:56] Can him and Dave do another EP? Like, that's what I'm waiting for.

Speaker 2:
[72:00] That drum's hard.

Speaker 1:
[72:01] That EP is crazy.

Speaker 2:
[72:02] Yeah, but that All Rows Lead Home, that EP, that Central Seas joint, that shit is all right. I was listening to it last night.

Speaker 1:
[72:07] All Rows Lead to the Flat.

Speaker 4:
[72:08] Thanks for putting us on.

Speaker 2:
[72:09] Fire.

Speaker 4:
[72:10] We gotta go back to putting each other on and shit. That was a good segment.

Speaker 2:
[72:13] I'm down with you.

Speaker 6:
[72:14] Put you on.

Speaker 1:
[72:15] Add that to the next episode.

Speaker 2:
[72:16] Put you on.

Speaker 1:
[72:18] Do we have one more voicemail or are we out of here?

Speaker 4:
[72:20] Yeah, we can do one more before I get out of here.

Speaker 6:
[72:23] Yo, fan of the part and everything, I had a question to ask y'all to see if this is a valid reason to crash out. Yesterday was my birthday and I went out with a woman asking me to take me out for my birthday. So we went to dinner and I invited my homeboy and his girl to go to a bar with us afterwards. I picked them up. We went to the bar. We went on the way back. I was dropping them off at my homie's crib. And when we get in front of his crib, his girl is like, can I ask you a question? And I'm like, yeah. So she was like, why are y'all not like official? Like, why are y'all not like together? Like, why are you playing?

Speaker 5:
[73:03] I hate that friend. I hate that friend.

Speaker 6:
[73:05] I know she's drunk. My homie's a little tipsy. The girl I'm with is a little tipsy. I'm a little tipsy. Like we all a little lit. So I'm like, I'm trying to answer the question. But at the same time, like fam, you're springing this on me and you're drunk and we're in my car and it's my birthday. Like what the hell? Now I'm looking at my homie like, if you don't put a muzzle on this. Is that a, like, it got so bad that when I took the girl home, like she got out of my car crying, how I responded. But cause like I was laughing. And the reason I was laughing is cause I just wasn't, that was a, it was a hard question for you to ask me after a good night of drinking and like, it just flushed me it. So is that a valid reason to crash out and be mad at my homie?

Speaker 2:
[73:54] 1000%.

Speaker 1:
[73:56] Well, did he say, did he say the muzzle line? I thought he was thinking the muzzle line.

Speaker 4:
[74:01] Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[74:02] Cause he made the girl cry. He must have said something crazy.

Speaker 4:
[74:04] No, he said he laughed. He laughed.

Speaker 1:
[74:06] They said his response was harsh. That's why she was crying. So.

Speaker 2:
[74:12] No, I don't think he said the muzzle line though. But his response might have been something that she didn't like. And she was drunk. So emotions and things like that. Homie was tripping. You're not supposed to ask that. Like that's just the wrong time. And why are you asking me about what I'm doing with my relationship? Like what's up with you? You like my girl or something? You like her or something?

Speaker 4:
[74:32] No, the homie's girl asked that.

Speaker 2:
[74:35] Oh, the homie's girl? I thought you said his homie asked that. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 4:
[74:37] His homie's girl asked.

Speaker 2:
[74:41] Oh yeah, you're supposed to let her out. Him and his girl could have got out. Yeah, that's easy. Simple fix.

Speaker 4:
[74:49] But in the moment, that's such an awkward question. Here's my thing. This is my thing.

Speaker 2:
[74:54] And that only came from because the two girls had a conversation.

Speaker 1:
[74:57] Oh, without question.

Speaker 2:
[74:59] Like, yo, y'all official yet?

Speaker 1:
[75:00] They went to the bathroom together and had that conversation.

Speaker 4:
[75:02] So, but men don't know that things like that, they don't be knowing. Here's my thing. You can't like that girl that much because that wouldn't have been an awkward question for you to answer if you really, really like that girl. You don't like that girl that much.

Speaker 3:
[75:15] No, you gotta go at your own pace.

Speaker 2:
[75:17] Yeah, or, I mean, she's out, they out for his birthday. Obviously, he like her. He's spending his birthday with her. So obviously, he likes her.

Speaker 4:
[75:23] Might not have been nobody else available, but I hear you.

Speaker 2:
[75:26] I mean, your birthday, you ain't gotta go out with nobody. You gotta go out with no girl on your birthday.

Speaker 4:
[75:30] You wanna get pussy on your birthday.

Speaker 2:
[75:33] True. You can also pay for pussy on your birthday. Go to the strip club. I mean, you can get pussy on your birthday. I'm just saying he's spending it with this girl, his homie and his homie's girl. It's a double date thing. He likes this girl.

Speaker 1:
[75:46] For sure.

Speaker 2:
[75:46] But Shorty, just like I said, they had that conversation, went to the bathroom and y'all official yet? What he waiting on? Why you letting that man play in your face? You know how that shit goes.

Speaker 4:
[75:57] I'm gonna ask him. Don't worry. I got you. I'm gonna ask him.

Speaker 2:
[75:59] Yeah. She just picked the wrong time.

Speaker 4:
[76:01] She picked the wrong... It's not in her business. It's not in her business. That's something like, yeah, it's not in her business. It's not in her business. She should have did that. Women Can Be Wrong.

Speaker 2:
[76:13] Whoa, baby.

Speaker 4:
[76:14] Fuck you guys.

Speaker 3:
[76:15] The name of the episode.

Speaker 2:
[76:17] The name of the episode, Women Can Be Wrong. Yes, I love it.

Speaker 4:
[76:20] Women Can Be Wrong.

Speaker 1:
[76:21] But you also have to shrug that one off too. You have to be like, well, you didn't wish me a happy birthday, you asked me questions. Or who's to say we're not? You just have to deflect on that one. You can't change the subject.

Speaker 4:
[76:32] You got to be quick.

Speaker 1:
[76:32] Like who said we're not? And then just turn the music up.

Speaker 4:
[76:35] No, but you can't say who said we're not because a woman will hear that and be like, oh, we're in a relationship.

Speaker 1:
[76:40] That's something we have to discuss when we get home.

Speaker 2:
[76:41] Yeah, we got to ask between us. Like you said, it's just none of our business.

Speaker 1:
[76:46] But I don't think it's a crash out situation.

Speaker 4:
[76:48] I don't think you should crash out.

Speaker 1:
[76:49] Because yes, that's a horrible thing to ask on, is your birthday, because it could ruin your birthday, but you crashing on that girl is definitely going to ruin your birthday. Because even when they leave, your girl's probably going to ask, OK, well, you got really emotional when she asked that question. Why?

Speaker 2:
[77:06] You're right, it's not a crash out, but it's definitely a get out.

Speaker 4:
[77:10] It's a get the fuck out.

Speaker 2:
[77:11] Get out.

Speaker 1:
[77:12] Yeah. No after party.

Speaker 2:
[77:13] Get out. Just get out.

Speaker 4:
[77:14] But even that is an over, like if I'm in a car with a man and we're doing like the, you know, like we're dating thing or whatever and she asks like why, like why y'all not official? Like what's going on? And the girl was also looking at you like, yeah, like what you gonna say? You have to, you are then, you can't kick niggas out the car. You can't do that because it's like, what the fuck you so mad about somebody asking if you're official? Like, cause then now it's like, oh, you don't really fuck with me like that. You have no plans on making me official because that's the perfect moment to be like, chill, chill. Like I got, we got this, like we on that. Like that's, you know what I'm saying? You know that that conversation is going to come, but you're so angry you want to crash out. You don't have no plans on wifing that girl, which means that you don't like her that much. Cause if you want a wife, you don't like her.

Speaker 1:
[77:55] I got to have a ring to be my wife. Hit him with that. It worked for me.

Speaker 2:
[77:59] You ain't got to have a ring to be my wife. Just make sure that we be together. What? Nah. Get out. Don't ask me why I didn't say my girl yet.

Speaker 1:
[78:06] I'm just saying the crash out is going to make it worse. Cause one, it'll ruin your birthday the same way that question did. And once they out, now the girl you're dating has more questions. Now she has more questions.

Speaker 2:
[78:17] Why you kicked them out? That was too far.

Speaker 1:
[78:21] Like, your reaction was crazy. Why was your reaction that way?

Speaker 4:
[78:24] But I mean, I think that Shorty ain't fucking with him no more. And that's why he ready to crash out now. Cause I think Shorty.

Speaker 2:
[78:30] Nah, she fucking with him. She just probably, she probably, they probably having that conversation alone or like.

Speaker 1:
[78:35] But see, that's where your friend needs to step in before anyone even has an answer, like a second answer. You gotta look back at your girl and say, hey, get out of their business. You have to take that bullet immediately. Like the friend gotta be on his toes. He has to dead that conversation.

Speaker 2:
[78:50] Baby D, how long you dating somebody before it's official?

Speaker 4:
[78:54] Don't ask me that. You know me.

Speaker 1:
[78:57] Missed in the block.

Speaker 2:
[78:59] No, but I'm just saying.

Speaker 4:
[79:00] I've been in relationships after the first date. I don't know. My last two relationships, I was in a relationship after the first date. So you are asking the wrong person.

Speaker 2:
[79:07] After the first date?

Speaker 4:
[79:08] After the first date. My last relationship, we got together after the first date. The one before that, it was the second or third date.

Speaker 2:
[79:15] And it was like, this is my girl first date? Yeah. Damn.

Speaker 4:
[79:23] Yeah. I don't.

Speaker 2:
[79:25] Damn. Is it sex after the first date?

Speaker 4:
[79:29] Not always. No.

Speaker 2:
[79:32] How was your girl after the first date? You ain't even hit that yet.

Speaker 1:
[79:35] That's a little crazy because my two longest relationships, we had sex right away.

Speaker 2:
[79:39] No, no, no.

Speaker 1:
[79:39] Rory, you missed it. I'm saying the opposite of that is crazy. We're in a relationship and we haven't had sex. That's crazier to me.

Speaker 2:
[79:45] You missed it. She lying.

Speaker 3:
[79:52] I told you women lie.

Speaker 1:
[79:54] Mal, you be thinking I missed up. I just ignored Damaris when she lied.

Speaker 3:
[79:58] Because I know she's lying.

Speaker 4:
[79:59] He's a friend. He's a friend.

Speaker 3:
[80:01] I know she lying.

Speaker 2:
[80:02] I'm a friend too. I'm just going to tell you when you got something in your teeth. He's going to act like you don't got nothing in your teeth. I'm going to say it when you got something in your teeth.

Speaker 4:
[80:09] You over here calling shit out.

Speaker 3:
[80:11] Oh man.

Speaker 1:
[80:12] It would make her weirder if it was the other way around.

Speaker 4:
[80:15] My last relationship, we did have sex on the first.

Speaker 2:
[80:17] I think the best relationships...

Speaker 4:
[80:17] We did have sex on the first date. We had sex on the first date.

Speaker 2:
[80:19] Call me crazy. I think the best relationships, the relationships that last the longest is the ones where you hit on the first night.

Speaker 1:
[80:24] I completely agree with you. My two longest ones, yeah.

Speaker 2:
[80:26] Oh my God. She like me, like me.

Speaker 4:
[80:29] Well, but the two usually go hand in hand. So it doesn't last as long or they're not the best because you had sex on the first date, but you had sex on the first date because you realized you really, really, really like that person. And that's probably why the relationship lasted so long is because of the chemistry. Chemistry will keep you on some shit. You ain't got no business in baby.

Speaker 2:
[80:46] Chemistry ain't nothing but good sex.

Speaker 4:
[80:48] That's not.

Speaker 2:
[80:49] Good sex will keep you somewhere you don't have no business being. You know what I'm talking about baby.

Speaker 4:
[80:54] Why are you looking at me?

Speaker 2:
[80:55] Because you're a woman. What that mean? You know you good sex will keep you in relationships you got no business being in.

Speaker 1:
[81:02] Yeah, meth is chemistry too.

Speaker 2:
[81:04] Meth? Phenomene? Yeah, yeah, definitely. But what's stronger, meth or sex?

Speaker 3:
[81:11] Oh, meth or good sex?

Speaker 1:
[81:14] Is it blue meth?

Speaker 2:
[81:16] I don't care.

Speaker 4:
[81:16] Is it what they were selling and breaking bad?

Speaker 2:
[81:19] I don't care what they were selling and breaking bad. That good sex?

Speaker 4:
[81:22] Good sex with somebody you love and who love you?

Speaker 2:
[81:26] Oh, no, you ain't got to love the person. Good sex with somebody you ain't got no business being with, that you know don't love you, but the sex is crazy.

Speaker 4:
[81:34] It's better when you love the person.

Speaker 2:
[81:36] How you fight that demon?

Speaker 4:
[81:37] It's better when you love the person. Once you have that type of sex with somebody that you're in love with and you know they love you the same way, you'll never be able to go back to doing that with somebody that you hate or don't really like.

Speaker 2:
[81:47] That's a fact.

Speaker 4:
[81:47] It's a completely different. Well, you'll be chasing that in love sex, like crying during missionary sex, you'll be chasing that feeling for the rest of your life.

Speaker 2:
[81:55] Crying during missionary? I don't ever want no box like that.

Speaker 1:
[81:58] You just said you want to fuck a stalker. She's gonna be crying during missionary.

Speaker 2:
[82:01] Yeah, but I'm talking about me crying.

Speaker 1:
[82:03] Yeah, it's because she's gonna kill you.

Speaker 2:
[82:05] Me crying in missionary? No, no.

Speaker 1:
[82:08] Yo, more crying in missionary would be the funniest thing of all time.

Speaker 2:
[82:10] I don't want no sex like that. Keep that away from me. Any sex that's gonna have me on top of her looking at her crying tears into her eyes, like my tears are going in her eyes.

Speaker 1:
[82:19] You throw the sweat from your forehead.

Speaker 2:
[82:20] No, I'm cool. I don't want none of that. That sex is dangerous. I'm cool. That sex right there. No, no, no, no, no. Keep that to yourself, ladies.

Speaker 1:
[82:29] Yeah, I think I need to be medicated if that happen.

Speaker 2:
[82:32] Yeah, sex that's gonna have you crying?

Speaker 4:
[82:34] Y'all never had sex that made y'all cry before?

Speaker 2:
[82:36] Hell no.

Speaker 4:
[82:37] Not even a tear out the corner.

Speaker 2:
[82:38] No. Sex that made me cry? Like I'm crying?

Speaker 4:
[82:42] Like a tear came, a tear drop.

Speaker 1:
[82:44] No, I just mean sweat from my forehead got my eye. That's the only time.

Speaker 2:
[82:48] Crying? I ain't never had no sex that had me crying. Never. And I had some great sex in my life. Crying? No, it's never happened. I didn't even know men cry during sex. A man cry with you during sex?

Speaker 4:
[83:01] No.

Speaker 2:
[83:04] Hey, which one of them you think cry? Which one of them you think cry during sexual baby dance?

Speaker 1:
[83:12] I have a one of one answer. It's 100% thought.

Speaker 3:
[83:16] I know exactly. Which one of them you think baby D had crying during sex? I will tell you off mic, because I know exactly who it is.

Speaker 2:
[83:24] Yo, crying during sexual baby dance. Nah, you know why I'm, we're going to wrap up baby D, but you know why I'm baby D? Because she was supposed to tell me that as soon as it happened, like, hey, that in there crying. You were supposed to give me that ball.

Speaker 4:
[83:37] I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2:
[83:37] You gotta say who?

Speaker 4:
[83:38] I said it didn't happen. I literally said no when you just had it.

Speaker 2:
[83:41] Because you lying. You lying. Why you don't give us that? That's the shit you supposed to pop. Yo, a girl make you cry during sex? That is insanity. What?

Speaker 1:
[83:50] Take that to the grave.

Speaker 4:
[83:52] Can you just end the episode?

Speaker 2:
[83:53] I'm sorry, baby D. I just never, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:
[83:56] You could never do that girl wrong, because she got a secret on you that like.

Speaker 2:
[84:02] Imagine getting into an audience with a girl that you cried and why you was having sex. You can't argue with that girl no more in your life. You have no more cards in your hand to argue with that girl.

Speaker 1:
[84:10] She made you cry during sex. Put on a man's outfit and just start sweeping the houses.

Speaker 2:
[84:13] Yeah, it's like that's worse than you. How fine you got a little dick.

Speaker 1:
[84:16] I mean, at that point.

Speaker 2:
[84:17] Nah, crying is worse than that.

Speaker 4:
[84:19] No, but if y'all both cry together, like if that person was to cry with somebody else.

Speaker 1:
[84:23] That's not what Ja and Mary were talking about.

Speaker 2:
[84:26] What is, I just want to know like, all right, so Baby D, can you, cause I know Baby D, cause she's half nigger. So I just want to know like what you said to this when you looked up and saw him cry.

Speaker 4:
[84:38] Mal, it didn't happen to me, but the person that told me about it, they cried together. Like they both were crying.

Speaker 1:
[84:46] It was always a friend of hers. Her friend was telling her about it. All right, so what your friend said, once you had post-natal clarity, you looked at him crazy.

Speaker 4:
[84:52] They were both crying together. It wasn't just him crying.

Speaker 2:
[84:54] He was crying for her.

Speaker 4:
[84:55] Because you had a connection with somebody. You have a really, really deep connection. In that moment, y'all are in love and y'all are saying all of these beautiful things to each other and you mean them. You're not just having sex talk. You mean the things you're saying.

Speaker 1:
[85:08] One kindred soul.

Speaker 2:
[85:13] We cried together. When I cry, you cry.

Speaker 1:
[85:18] That's the Jaws song I was talking about. We cry together.

Speaker 2:
[85:22] I ain't never ever heard of two niggas having sex crying at the same time. I was, no, not that, not that, not two men having sex. I'm just saying, like, couples having sex crying, that is some funny shit, man. I'm sorry, that's funny. Y'all both just seeing each other crying. I mean, I love it for them too, but that's some funny shit, man.

Speaker 4:
[85:47] All right, well, man, well, let's get in the Patreon.

Speaker 2:
[85:50] Yeah, let's get in the Patreon so Baby D could tell us more about tears of fear.

Speaker 4:
[85:54] How about you tell us something?

Speaker 2:
[85:55] Yeah. I've never cried during sex. I told you that.

Speaker 4:
[85:58] Okay, that's what you never did. Tell me what you did do.

Speaker 2:
[85:59] I made a woman cry during sex, though.

Speaker 4:
[86:01] You did? What you was doing?

Speaker 2:
[86:04] You know, I had that, I had that, you know what I'm saying? We put the Achilles on the headboard.

Speaker 3:
[86:08] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[86:09] You ain't even know your Achilles could hit the headboard, right, Baby D?

Speaker 1:
[86:13] Next time, we'll wear shorts. Let's see if we can see the scars.

Speaker 2:
[86:17] No, not mine, not mine.

Speaker 3:
[86:19] I thought you put your Achilles up and was hitting it like that.

Speaker 2:
[86:21] No.

Speaker 4:
[86:22] Mal Achilles being on the headboard.

Speaker 2:
[86:24] Mal would have never hit the headboard.

Speaker 1:
[86:26] I thought she was really getting in there.

Speaker 2:
[86:27] Hell nah.

Speaker 4:
[86:29] No, one of my homegirls said that she like when put their foot on her head, why they fucking.

Speaker 2:
[86:33] Well, I've done that. That's, that's like.

Speaker 4:
[86:35] That's crazy. It was barefoot to no sock. That's crazy as fuck.

Speaker 1:
[86:38] You want a Tim on your face?

Speaker 2:
[86:40] Baby D, she want the new Joe Freshgood on the back of her head.

Speaker 4:
[86:46] See, that's why I can't get no man because of the podcast.

Speaker 2:
[86:49] Y'all see, y'all see. Baby D said barefoot, no sock.

Speaker 3:
[86:52] It's crazy.

Speaker 2:
[86:53] No, sneaker is crazy. He's supposed to keep his sneakers on.

Speaker 1:
[86:59] And he took the train here. That's a pissy asshole.

Speaker 2:
[87:05] Yo man, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe, be blessed. No, just judging. We going to Patreon.

Speaker 7:
[87:10] New Rory & MAL.