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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
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Speaker 3:
[01:04] Last Resort contains adult themes and language. Listener discretion is advised. Susan? Listen. Listen, Nikki. Where are you? You hear it? I can hear it. No! Stay away!

Speaker 4:
[01:38] Who do you serve? This isn't happening. This is not happening.

Speaker 5:
[02:47] Sorry for the wait. You need anything? Coffee? Water? Okay, well, I'm Detective Swaine. You are at the South Carolina State Constable's Office, Greenville, which is a pretty long hop from New York. First time down our way, is it? Mr. Delgado, I'm not trying to catch you here. We're just talking.

Speaker 4:
[03:21] Is that all?

Speaker 5:
[03:22] That's all.

Speaker 4:
[03:24] You should be looking for her.

Speaker 5:
[03:26] Who? Mrs. Beveridge?

Speaker 4:
[03:28] You should be out there with your best people. Not your aw shucks, thumb in the belt loop, wife had it coming donut brigade. Your best people, Detective.

Speaker 5:
[03:37] Why is that?

Speaker 6:
[03:38] You wouldn't believe me.

Speaker 5:
[03:40] Oh, I don't know. We just fished what I understand to be a world-class Instagram girl out of the shadows of the Atlantic. That's kind of queer. Let's keep it going.

Speaker 4:
[03:51] They...

Speaker 5:
[03:54] Here's another blanket. Can't have you catching a cold out of my watch.

Speaker 4:
[04:00] It smells like feet.

Speaker 5:
[04:01] Thanks, Kim. Okay. Help me puzzle through something here. Can I call you Nikki?

Speaker 4:
[04:14] Why not?

Speaker 5:
[04:16] You said you arrived on the island Saturday. That's four days ago. But here, you said the first incident occurred five days ago.

Speaker 4:
[04:26] Uh-huh.

Speaker 5:
[04:27] On a Friday. You're seeing my confusion, Nikki.

Speaker 4:
[04:32] Yeah. I'm not-

Speaker 5:
[04:33] Did you lose a day or add one?

Speaker 4:
[04:35] There are bodies, detective.

Speaker 7:
[04:37] Real dead bodies.

Speaker 5:
[04:38] Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 4:
[04:40] And you're focused on the gut, on a timeline?

Speaker 5:
[04:42] It's important to establish.

Speaker 4:
[04:44] Did you find their equipment?

Speaker 5:
[04:46] What equipment?

Speaker 4:
[04:47] Come on. Really?

Speaker 5:
[04:49] No. No.

Speaker 4:
[04:50] You want me to tell you what you already know, so you can see what I know, right?

Speaker 5:
[04:55] Well, that's some primetime TV jujitsu right there. I wish I was that clever.

Speaker 4:
[05:02] I just want to go home.

Speaker 5:
[05:03] And I want to get you home.

Speaker 4:
[05:07] I'm not a suspect, am I?

Speaker 5:
[05:09] Well, the officer in charge can answer those questions. I'm just trying to get your side of things, Nikki. And if there's bits you need to tell me off the record, I mean, we can arrange that. It's completely up to you.

Speaker 1:
[05:23] Lawyer. Sure.

Speaker 5:
[05:26] If you're going to go ahead and make that mistake, I can't stop you. But you should know, you should be informed, that engaging counsel at this stage is tantamount to emitting guilt. That's what you've been doing. And I don't think you're guilty, okay? I don't want to think that. Nice girl like you, her whole life ahead of her.

Speaker 4:
[05:48] Not so nice.

Speaker 5:
[05:50] Of course you are. You've been through the wringer, is all. And here I am, waving from the coastline, throwing the rope out.

Speaker 4:
[06:04] It's in my head, detective.

Speaker 5:
[06:08] What is?

Speaker 4:
[06:09] The sound. The sound is in my head now. And it'll be in yours, too.

Speaker 8:
[06:29] Okay, welcome back to Go Time with Brian Gough, the livestream, and if you're just joining, I've got Nikki Delgado here, A-list fashionista and what, influencer? Do we still say that?

Speaker 4:
[06:41] You'd have to ask my agent.

Speaker 8:
[06:44] Afraid not. Me and agents, bad mix.

Speaker 4:
[06:46] Sorry to hear that, Brian.

Speaker 8:
[06:47] So for all our listeners who can't actually see you, womp womp, can you describe what you're wearing today?

Speaker 4:
[06:54] You bet. Black lace choker, staple mesh bustier by Savino, black and burgundy, vegan leather capris with a cute little bow at the waist and some pointed toe ankle strap heels by Ron Farber.

Speaker 8:
[07:08] Yeah, those heels are something else. Make me want to slap something.

Speaker 4:
[07:12] No, Brian, be good.

Speaker 8:
[07:14] I'm good. I'm good. All right. But you, Nikki, this is kind of a new look, isn't it?

Speaker 4:
[07:22] What do you mean?

Speaker 8:
[07:23] I mean, it's not the buttoned up, retro chic, Taylor Swift on a rainy afternoon vibe we're used to being served. Who put you up to it?

Speaker 4:
[07:32] Nobody. A girl can wear whatever she wants.

Speaker 8:
[07:35] And these designers, Salvino?

Speaker 4:
[07:38] Savino.

Speaker 8:
[07:39] Exactly. What happened to the name brands? Valentino, Balenciaga, Chanel.

Speaker 4:
[07:47] I mean, I love my classic crew and I still have great relationships with all of them. But it's important to branch out sometimes. And these are just like-

Speaker 8:
[07:55] We can't ignore the timing though. Okay, Queen? Just two weeks after that viral video?

Speaker 4:
[08:03] I'll address that. If I could just finish my point about like getting-

Speaker 8:
[08:06] Trigger warning for anyone out there who's sensitive to conflict. But the bravery here is next level, folks.

Speaker 6:
[08:15] And here it comes.

Speaker 8:
[08:18] Nikki, wait.

Speaker 4:
[08:20] I can't.

Speaker 2:
[08:21] Hey, how about a selfie? No, an autograph?

Speaker 4:
[08:26] Stop it.

Speaker 2:
[08:27] Why are you being like this?

Speaker 4:
[08:29] Get out of my face, you fucking goblin.

Speaker 2:
[08:32] Oh my God.

Speaker 8:
[08:34] What?

Speaker 4:
[08:38] I guess we've all seen it.

Speaker 8:
[08:40] Innocent fan, lucky fan, runs into you on the street, wants an autograph.

Speaker 4:
[08:47] Okay, what you don't get there is... It's sticky.

Speaker 8:
[08:52] Sticky.

Speaker 4:
[08:54] Could we maybe take a step back?

Speaker 8:
[08:56] Hey, this is your opportunity, babe. I'm giving you a chance here, but it sounds like you're on the excuses train.

Speaker 4:
[09:02] Don't call me babe.

Speaker 8:
[09:03] Listen, I'm not saying I bought a Nikki Delgado t-shirt. All proceeds to benefit Ukrainian war refugees FYI, but I'm not, not saying that.

Speaker 4:
[09:13] She, I was in a hurry and I take my personal space seriously, so I just wanted to-

Speaker 8:
[09:20] So why didn't you say that?

Speaker 4:
[09:23] When? To her?

Speaker 8:
[09:25] Why didn't you explain yourself human to human in the moment? Isn't that what she deserved?

Speaker 4:
[09:31] I don't know what she deserved.

Speaker 8:
[09:32] You don't.

Speaker 4:
[09:33] Do you?

Speaker 8:
[09:34] Some courtesy, maybe? Some understanding?

Speaker 4:
[09:38] What are you, the shoe-kinked Dalai Lama?

Speaker 8:
[09:41] Okay. I'm hearing a lot of hostility and a lot of the same kind of energy that's on the video. What I'm not hearing is an apology.

Speaker 4:
[09:50] I did apologize.

Speaker 8:
[09:53] That post on Instagram, which you took down.

Speaker 4:
[09:57] To edit.

Speaker 8:
[09:59] Right. To edit. The part that really makes me wonder, though? Well, let me find it.

Speaker 4:
[10:07] By all means.

Speaker 8:
[10:09] Oh, thanks for listening, SmackPotion91. We appreciate you. Okay, here we go. April 23rd of this year, you wrote, quote, I'm very sorry that she, you never name her, very sorry that she felt disappointed. It's never my intention to let anyone down and I hope we can bloody blah, blah, blah. Now, is that an apology or is that some corporate double speak for my ass is covered, time to move on, bishes?

Speaker 4:
[10:37] I guess I can't control how people take things.

Speaker 8:
[10:40] Another cop out. Toot, toot.

Speaker 4:
[10:42] No, that's-

Speaker 8:
[10:43] Be real with me, Nick. Aren't you trying to keep your head down, hoping this will all blow over because you're better than us somehow? What are you afraid of?

Speaker 4:
[10:53] What am I? Oh, man. Fuck it.

Speaker 8:
[10:57] Hey.

Speaker 4:
[10:57] There's nothing to admit to, okay? I got upset. This entitled little- This tweeny brat wouldn't leave me alone. Not everyone- I'm not a robot or whatever. Sometimes we go too far. But that's not what you want to hear, is it, Brian? No. You want a full confession and penance and flogging in the town square of shit hashtags. And even that won't be enough. You fucking love it. Nothing gets you off like an apology. It doesn't even mean anything. It's some idea of an idea of how you think people should behave. Well, I'm out. You and your vampire dick can go find another asshole to- And get a real job. parasite.

Speaker 8:
[11:47] Wow. That's pretty funny coming from someone who wears clothes for a living. I'll be back with some final thoughts after this.

Speaker 7:
[11:59] What a raging two-faced poser.

Speaker 3:
[12:02] Terrible human getting a terrible human.

Speaker 1:
[12:05] I hope she gets cancer and dies slow.

Speaker 6:
[12:07] When someone asks who the worst person in history is, you have your answer.

Speaker 5:
[12:12] Delete.

Speaker 9:
[12:13] Unfollow.

Speaker 2:
[12:14] Adios, Del Goblin.

Speaker 6:
[12:15] Like she never fucking existed.

Speaker 9:
[12:41] Nikki, don't hang up. I'll just keep calling.

Speaker 4:
[12:44] You're worse than spam.

Speaker 9:
[12:46] I'm spam that makes you money. So the opposite of spam.

Speaker 4:
[12:49] Who dropped now?

Speaker 9:
[12:51] No one.

Speaker 4:
[12:52] Really?

Speaker 9:
[12:52] I mean, the VMAs isn't happening, but that was never confirmed in the first place.

Speaker 4:
[12:57] Okay, bye-bye.

Speaker 9:
[12:59] Wait, there's something else? Something you might like.

Speaker 4:
[13:04] I'm not saying anything. To anyone.

Speaker 9:
[13:07] We're on the same page about that.

Speaker 4:
[13:09] Did you vet that fucking troll? He ambushed me, Kat. What was I supposed to do? Lie back and think of English muffins?

Speaker 9:
[13:17] No, I know. It was shady.

Speaker 4:
[13:19] Liar! I'm the shady one, right? I'm the one everyone's tearing to shreds.

Speaker 9:
[13:24] It doesn't matter. We need to get you back on track.

Speaker 4:
[13:28] How do you propose to do that?

Speaker 9:
[13:30] Well, it's simple. We need to make people miss you.

Speaker 4:
[13:35] Fake death? Please tell me I get to die and come back as a Dutch princess.

Speaker 9:
[13:40] Why Dutch?

Speaker 2:
[13:41] Windmill's stupid.

Speaker 9:
[13:43] I had something less radical in mind.

Speaker 4:
[13:48] Kat, if you've ever felt like I really earned you that 15%, I need you to be honest. Am I a liability?

Speaker 2:
[13:58] No.

Speaker 9:
[13:59] Of course not.

Speaker 4:
[14:01] Am I the client you shove in the attic like some tacky old board game nobody plays anymore till you get enough courage or free time to finally go up there and toss it in the recycle bin? Because I'd rather know now. I'd rather cut to the chase.

Speaker 9:
[14:16] You always do this.

Speaker 4:
[14:18] Do what?

Speaker 9:
[14:19] The first gig I booked for you. Remember that shoot in the West Village with Anton? You were freaking out. The camera, the other girls, everything.

Speaker 4:
[14:29] It was cold.

Speaker 9:
[14:31] But what happened? You used it. You came up with your signature look.

Speaker 4:
[14:36] The scared rabbit?

Speaker 9:
[14:38] The soulful rabbit.

Speaker 4:
[14:40] That was years ago. What if I can't bounce back from this?

Speaker 9:
[14:46] You need a rest. Some time for yourself. Uh oh. I'm talking about a vacation bay, and I think I have just the spot.

Speaker 4:
[14:58] The back of Jeremy Scott's closet?

Speaker 9:
[15:01] It's a resort called Ecos.

Speaker 4:
[15:04] Ecos? Sounds Greek.

Speaker 9:
[15:07] This one's on an island off the coast of South Carolina. Super private, super exclusive. There's not even a website yet.

Speaker 4:
[15:15] How about a photo?

Speaker 9:
[15:17] Here. But don't share it.

Speaker 4:
[15:22] Swank. Beach Bag Meets Treehouse.

Speaker 9:
[15:27] It's run by a couple. Jonah and Phyllis Beveridge. Full spa treatment, catered meals, bird watching.

Speaker 2:
[15:35] Hells yeah.

Speaker 4:
[15:37] Let's go stare at some fucking birds.

Speaker 9:
[15:40] The unique thing they offer though, the real selling point, is a new form of sonic therapy.

Speaker 4:
[15:47] Did you just say sonic therapy?

Speaker 9:
[15:49] I did.

Speaker 4:
[15:51] What, so they give you some noise canceling headphones and make you listen to whale farts?

Speaker 9:
[15:55] You could at least pretend to be excited.

Speaker 4:
[15:58] How much is this little tour gonna cost me?

Speaker 9:
[16:00] Well, that's the best part. It's free.

Speaker 4:
[16:04] What?

Speaker 9:
[16:04] Gratis, not a penny, even your expenses are covered.

Speaker 4:
[16:08] How'd you swing that?

Speaker 9:
[16:10] All you have to do is post about it when you get home.

Speaker 4:
[16:13] Oh, I see.

Speaker 9:
[16:16] Yeah, with that bright, sunny, unicorn love.

Speaker 4:
[16:19] That authenticity pizzazz.

Speaker 9:
[16:23] You might even have a great time, Nick, in spite of your damn self.

Speaker 4:
[16:28] And who am I sharing this great time with?

Speaker 9:
[16:31] There's six of you, all VIPs, of course. Five days, four nights. And if you want to leave early, just tell the host and they'll charter a ferry for you. Can I take your annoyed silence to mean you'll go? What have I got to lose, right? I'm kind of jealous, actually. But you deserve this. You're going to be fine. Stronger than ever, in fact, I promise.

Speaker 10:
[17:17] Just don't, maybe.

Speaker 4:
[17:20] Just don't?

Speaker 10:
[17:21] Yeah.

Speaker 4:
[17:22] How, though?

Speaker 10:
[17:24] I don't know. Like, you have a little convo with yourself. What could I say here? Nothing. I could say nothing. Shake your head or some shit.

Speaker 4:
[17:34] That's your superpower, huh?

Speaker 10:
[17:35] Nah.

Speaker 4:
[17:36] It is. Delmar's secret sauce. Say nothing.

Speaker 10:
[17:41] Are you making fun of me right now?

Speaker 4:
[17:42] Definitely not. This is exactly the advice I need.

Speaker 10:
[17:46] I'm just fucking with you.

Speaker 4:
[17:49] Congrats on your new sponsor.

Speaker 10:
[17:50] Thanks.

Speaker 4:
[17:51] Proud is a big deal. What'd they send you? Loafers? A pack of cable knit scarves?

Speaker 10:
[17:58] You can't really...

Speaker 4:
[17:58] No, sure, of course. Just keep an eye out for Janice. She works the front desk, a shiv in a mini skirt. No joke.

Speaker 10:
[18:08] She quit.

Speaker 4:
[18:09] Oh. Well, cheers to that. You listened to the podcast?

Speaker 10:
[18:17] I heard about it.

Speaker 4:
[18:18] Bad, right? The worst?

Speaker 10:
[18:21] Probably not worth getting canceled over. Nick?

Speaker 4:
[18:24] No, it's the C word. How can you stand to be around me?

Speaker 10:
[18:30] I'm stressed. I'm immune.

Speaker 2:
[18:33] That's cute.

Speaker 4:
[18:36] Can I ask you something, Delmar? Shoot.

Speaker 2:
[18:38] How old are you?

Speaker 10:
[18:40] I'm a tight 28.

Speaker 4:
[18:41] Oh. Uh-huh. Wait, what does that mean? A tight 28? Girl. Come on. I'm ancient.

Speaker 10:
[18:50] It means that's my amber. I'm frozen like an NFT. Everyone gets a peak year that lasts forever.

Speaker 4:
[18:57] Right. But we do get older eventually.

Speaker 10:
[19:02] I guess.

Speaker 2:
[19:04] Oh, what the hell?

Speaker 4:
[19:05] We're all gonna be replaced by bots anyway.

Speaker 10:
[19:09] You think?

Speaker 4:
[19:10] Sure. Let the algorithm figure it out. A perfectly smooth bubble where no one gets mad and everyone's a tiny bit offended all the time.

Speaker 10:
[19:20] That's wack.

Speaker 4:
[19:20] That's life. You think our followers want the bare naked realness? They say they do, but they don't. They want to tell us who we are, what we should think about, who we should listen to. The minute you step out of that box, forget it, you're toast.

Speaker 10:
[19:40] You're bumming me out, dude.

Speaker 4:
[19:41] Sorry.

Speaker 10:
[19:43] Did you just apologize?

Speaker 4:
[19:47] Too soon. Ha ha. Hey, speaking of followers.

Speaker 10:
[19:55] Sup?

Speaker 4:
[19:55] My feed's been so negative lately. It's hard to break any news. But you know, a different kind of message would go a long way. Something quick and stupid. It doesn't have to be all whatever. I came up with some options. Here. Had a great time with Nikki today. Hashtag Cosmo crazy. Or chilling with my girl. Hashtag YOLO. That one needs a selfie.

Speaker 10:
[20:23] Nikki?

Speaker 4:
[20:24] You can change them if you want. Make it sound more genuine. This is just like.

Speaker 10:
[20:29] You gonna answer that?

Speaker 4:
[20:31] Nope. Fuck her.

Speaker 10:
[20:33] Oh.

Speaker 4:
[20:34] What do you think? Should I send these to you? Or should I send them over to...

Speaker 10:
[20:37] Listen. The only reason I'm here is because you did me a solid, hooking me up with Kat. Plus my niece liked you.

Speaker 4:
[20:44] Liked?

Speaker 10:
[20:45] But I can't go farther than this. Not right now.

Speaker 4:
[20:48] Now's when I need it.

Speaker 10:
[20:50] You'll be back on top, Nick. You'll come through. No doubt. You just gotta relax. That's all.

Speaker 4:
[20:56] Yeah. Well, I'm about to be forced into testing that theory. Thanks for lunch, Dee. Enjoy the write-off and the swag.

Speaker 10:
[21:04] Hey, come on.

Speaker 4:
[21:13] You've got one minute, not a second more.

Speaker 7:
[21:16] Aw, does my sweet lonely old girlfriend miss her MJ?

Speaker 4:
[21:20] Not your friend, not your girl.

Speaker 7:
[21:22] Old Ben.

Speaker 4:
[21:23] What do you want, Michelle?

Speaker 7:
[21:25] I think you know. I think you have a pretty damn good idea, Ms. Delgado.

Speaker 4:
[21:29] I just paid you.

Speaker 7:
[21:31] Really? Huh, seems like weeks ago. Anyway, mama needs a new pair of Manolos. Ka-ching, ka-ching.

Speaker 4:
[21:39] Fine. How much?

Speaker 7:
[21:41] The usual.

Speaker 4:
[21:43] Okay, but...

Speaker 7:
[21:45] Shit. What?

Speaker 4:
[21:47] I'll have to raise some of it. I mean, it's there. But it's tied up with investments, which triggers an ACH.

Speaker 7:
[21:56] I don't know what any of those words mean.

Speaker 4:
[21:58] You might have noticed I've had some problems lately.

Speaker 7:
[22:02] Oh, you must be talking about the fact that everyone sees what I see now, what I should have always seen.

Speaker 4:
[22:10] Hey, how about you shut the fuck up?

Speaker 7:
[22:11] Easy. Easy. Remember how close you got last time?

Speaker 4:
[22:17] Right. No. Of course.

Speaker 7:
[22:20] Even with all the shit you're in, you can still go deeper. Much deeper.

Speaker 4:
[22:27] I'll get it. Can you wait five days?

Speaker 7:
[22:30] That's weirdly specific.

Speaker 4:
[22:32] I'm going away. Not sure I'll be able to do business there.

Speaker 7:
[22:36] Five days? Uh, no.

Speaker 4:
[22:39] No?

Speaker 7:
[22:39] Three. I'll give you three days. And that's only because you used to suck my clit like a fucking pressure pulse back then.

Speaker 4:
[22:48] All right. All right.

Speaker 7:
[22:50] Guess I'm over my minute.

Speaker 3:
[22:53] So, have fun with me.

Speaker 4:
[22:55] Michelle?

Speaker 7:
[22:57] Call me MJ.

Speaker 4:
[23:00] Was I really that terrible?

Speaker 5:
[23:04] Oh, man.

Speaker 7:
[23:06] You must be stoned.

Speaker 4:
[23:07] I don't smoke anymore.

Speaker 7:
[23:09] Why the hell not?

Speaker 4:
[23:11] I tried with you. I did.

Speaker 9:
[23:16] Not hard enough.

Speaker 4:
[23:19] So, this is what I owe? This is the price I pay?

Speaker 7:
[23:22] Doesn't seem fair, does it?

Speaker 4:
[23:25] No.

Speaker 7:
[23:26] Good. Where are you off to, then?

Speaker 4:
[23:32] Some resort called Ecos. It's on an island down south.

Speaker 7:
[23:38] Fancy dancy.

Speaker 4:
[23:41] Cat's sending me there for a timeout.

Speaker 7:
[23:43] She's finally dumping your ass, huh?

Speaker 4:
[23:47] Maybe.

Speaker 7:
[23:48] Okay. Gotta run, hon.

Speaker 4:
[23:51] No, you don't.

Speaker 7:
[23:52] Well, you're boring and sad. Is that enough of a reason?

Speaker 4:
[23:56] I think you made me better somehow.

Speaker 7:
[23:58] Stop.

Speaker 4:
[23:58] No, seriously. I've lost whatever, like, drew you in. Kept us going. And I'm not sure how to get it back.

Speaker 7:
[24:10] No.

Speaker 4:
[24:11] Fuck off.

Speaker 7:
[24:11] I'm not falling for it.

Speaker 4:
[24:13] That's why I told you everything.

Speaker 7:
[24:15] And I know you don't trust me, but what I'm trying to tell— You're not the only one with secrets, Nick.

Speaker 11:
[24:41] On a clear day, you can see forever.

Speaker 4:
[24:44] Is that a movie?

Speaker 11:
[24:45] Musical. Not great. Good title, though.

Speaker 4:
[24:49] I guess you're headed to the same place I am.

Speaker 11:
[24:52] Paradise. Or as close as we can come without leaving the States.

Speaker 4:
[24:58] Nikki.

Speaker 11:
[24:59] Heather. Nice to meet you, Heather.

Speaker 4:
[25:04] Bless you.

Speaker 11:
[25:05] Excuse me. Must be all the fresh air.

Speaker 4:
[25:11] Is that it?

Speaker 11:
[25:13] Where?

Speaker 4:
[25:14] To the left of those rocks.

Speaker 11:
[25:16] I think it is those rocks.

Speaker 4:
[25:18] Oh.

Speaker 11:
[25:20] Three square miles, I was told.

Speaker 4:
[25:22] Well, at least we won't get lost.

Speaker 11:
[25:25] I am so excited. I can't remember the last time I did something for me. Just me and no one else. It's luxurious.

Speaker 4:
[25:35] Do you know anything about this sound therapy they promised?

Speaker 11:
[25:38] Not really, but it's very big in the east. Different instruments are supposed to release different toxins, psychic energies, the blood practically sings.

Speaker 4:
[25:51] I'd settle for a good night's sleep.

Speaker 11:
[25:56] I don't mean to stare, you just look so familiar.

Speaker 4:
[25:58] Maybe you've seen me on the back of a milk carton.

Speaker 11:
[26:00] Oh, you're too young to remember those.

Speaker 4:
[26:03] My mom used to line them up on the kitchen counter, like some kind of twisted warning.

Speaker 11:
[26:07] Nikki Delgado! My business partner follows you on the gram.

Speaker 4:
[26:13] That's me.

Speaker 11:
[26:14] You're a little shorter than I expected. Thank God. I mean, otherwise you'd be too perfect.

Speaker 4:
[26:20] These are all things a person can say.

Speaker 11:
[26:22] Do you mind if I, uh...

Speaker 4:
[26:24] Sure you want to?

Speaker 11:
[26:26] Not supposed. I just need to send it to my partner. Go for it. Bless you, my dear. Oh, okay. Are we in frame? Yup. Oh, fabulous. Well, you look great. I'm a frump.

Speaker 4:
[26:40] Hardly. I love your hair.

Speaker 11:
[26:44] My calling card. This pink braid has done more for me than all my degrees combined.

Speaker 4:
[26:51] So what do you do, Heather, back in default world?

Speaker 11:
[26:55] Oh, I rent some galleries.

Speaker 4:
[26:57] Sweet.

Speaker 11:
[26:59] It would be if this bitch wasn't trying to push me out. Now, why can't I send? Do you have signal?

Speaker 4:
[27:06] Not much.

Speaker 11:
[27:08] Oh, damn it. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Speaker 4:
[27:14] You okay?

Speaker 11:
[27:16] Fine. Just a bit seasick.

Speaker 4:
[27:20] Here. Why don't we- Well, I got you.

Speaker 11:
[27:23] Oh, I've never felt so dizzy. My head is pounding.

Speaker 4:
[27:28] Take it easy. I might have a nap.

Speaker 7:
[27:31] Oh, Heather?

Speaker 4:
[27:36] Hey. We need some help over here. Wake up now.

Speaker 7:
[27:42] Come on. Hey. Somebody.

Speaker 3:
[27:59] Last Resort, produced by Nerve Tank Media, written and created by Chance Muehleck, directed by Melanie Armer, featuring Jennifer O'Donnell, Jessica Blank, Eric Jensen, Robin Kurtz, George Sheffey, Ashley Atkinson, Jennifer Laine Williams, Jason Howard, Michael Luwoye, Adam Irigoyen, Adrienne D. Williams, Dayo Olatokun, Lisa Bostnar, Will Manning, and Erin Krom. Sound design and mix by David Tatasciore. Music by Chad Raines. Recorded at Silver Sound Studio in New York City.