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Speaker 1:
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Speaker 2:
[00:36] Well, would you like some good news?
Speaker 3:
[00:38] Good news? Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[00:40] It's master's week.
Speaker 2:
[00:41] No. The good news is the Duck Call Room is back, but we're back with our good friend John Godwin, who has went viral.
Speaker 4:
[00:48] Johnny Godwin.
Speaker 2:
[00:50] Have you been on Facebook, Si?
Speaker 3:
[00:52] No. Somebody runs my Facebook, but I haven't.
Speaker 2:
[00:57] Since you're not on it, I got to get this full screen.
Speaker 3:
[00:59] What is John Godwin gone viral doing? Hold on.
Speaker 4:
[01:02] Oh, you need to.
Speaker 5:
[01:04] I learned the way y'all done y'all's hair this morning. Y'all want some coffee?
Speaker 4:
[01:10] That's so good.
Speaker 5:
[01:11] I learned the way y'all done y'all's hair this morning.
Speaker 3:
[01:14] So good.
Speaker 5:
[01:15] Y'all want some coffee?
Speaker 3:
[01:17] I love it. Look at him.
Speaker 4:
[01:18] So good.
Speaker 3:
[01:19] I love it.
Speaker 2:
[01:20] Oh, Godwin, that was the highlight of my weekend right there.
Speaker 5:
[01:24] We kept them all night.
Speaker 4:
[01:26] Oh, man, that's so good.
Speaker 3:
[01:28] They're looking healthy. Good time.
Speaker 4:
[01:30] Before I even turned the volume on, I just started dying out laughing. Whatever I got on Facebook and it was right there. I was pretty early in the game too to see in it because I didn't listen. So I put y'all obviously have the same hair dresser or something like that.
Speaker 2:
[01:45] Yeah, you put y'all got the same haircut. Lots of laughs in the comments section.
Speaker 4:
[01:50] But then I turned it on and I was like, well, that's what he said, you idiot. But I just watched the visual of it because I don't ever have sound on my phone. The visual was, man, that was good, Godwin. I guarantee you, did you post that Saturday morning? That's when I was?
Speaker 5:
[02:07] Saturday morning, yeah.
Speaker 4:
[02:08] Yeah, I think Saturday morning, yeah.
Speaker 3:
[02:09] So how is grandpa and grandma, especially grandma?
Speaker 5:
[02:13] We kept them, well, Johanna was off. Well, she came over at 10.30 Friday, Good Friday. And Paula was wanting to do a bunch of chores. She wouldn't expect her. We were gonna keep them that night. She left at 10.30 that night. Paula's like, are you gonna go? Y'all might as well just spend the night. It was the first time she ever been away from them. She just couldn't leave them. And then she finally left and they come back, but they come back late in the day, Saturday. So they done good, but we had a good time. I'm here sleeping all night.
Speaker 4:
[02:48] That process right there gets easier. You'll look up and say, I'm sure you don't want to get mad at grandma's house.
Speaker 3:
[02:55] Mom and dad needs a break.
Speaker 5:
[02:56] Two of them, two of them.
Speaker 3:
[02:59] Yeah, mom and dad needs a break here once in a while.
Speaker 5:
[03:01] One day, Cecilio kept one and she kept one. And she come over to the house and they was, you know, and she was like, man, one is so easy. Two is, load them in the car.
Speaker 3:
[03:17] That's why I said mom and dad needs a break with two of them.
Speaker 5:
[03:20] Change two diapers, feed two babies.
Speaker 4:
[03:22] Well, yeah, you load up half the house. That's what I always said. Now, it's a breeze because you don't have to, I mean, you take like, now I get to take like a change of clothes.
Speaker 2:
[03:32] Well, when you look back, wait till they can buckle them.
Speaker 3:
[03:33] When you look back, you ask yourself, how do we get through that?
Speaker 4:
[03:38] If they could reach the door handle, they could get in and buckle themselves in now. So it's like, I mean, I sit there and watch them and make sure they do it right. Oh yeah, Brittany's, she's headstrong about getting them into big kid beds. And I'm like, you sure you don't want to leave them little prison cells a little bit longer? They ain't got out them cribs yet.
Speaker 3:
[03:55] Don't rush that. Don't rush that. Get them out of the van.
Speaker 2:
[03:58] Oh, it's coming.
Speaker 4:
[03:59] Oh, it's coming.
Speaker 2:
[04:00] We'll just wake up and they'll be looking at you.
Speaker 4:
[04:03] No, no, I'm turning that lock the other way. What? To their bedroom door.
Speaker 2:
[04:09] You're going to lock them in their room?
Speaker 5:
[04:11] Absolutely.
Speaker 4:
[04:11] Why not? Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2:
[04:14] Never thought of it.
Speaker 4:
[04:14] Yeah, I'm going to turn that knob around and that lock going to be facing the hall.
Speaker 5:
[04:19] Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2:
[04:22] You're getting ripped in the comment section.
Speaker 5:
[04:25] That's fine.
Speaker 4:
[04:25] Look, we got cameras in there and they got to hatch. So when there's green light, I will have been there to unlock the door. Then you can come out. But other than that, you stay in there.
Speaker 2:
[04:35] Staying in the room, boys.
Speaker 5:
[04:36] You're going to get some toothpicks and learn how to poke it in that hole.
Speaker 4:
[04:41] The good news is they've got each other. So one of their favorite times of day is when they both wake up and you turn the nightlight on on the camera and they sit there and talk about the nights that they had, even though it's right beside each other.
Speaker 2:
[04:53] They discuss their...
Speaker 4:
[04:54] Yeah, I think they talk about their dreams. I think they're getting to the point now where they... Not their dreams for life. Their dreams from the night before.
Speaker 2:
[05:02] Well, here's you another good email from... I like this name.
Speaker 4:
[05:06] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[05:07] Ailey. Ailey? It's like Kay-lee without the K.
Speaker 3:
[05:11] I like that.
Speaker 2:
[05:12] That's a good name, Ailey from upstate New York. Parentheses, not the city. Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point.
Speaker 3:
[05:21] No, no, I know why he does that.
Speaker 2:
[05:24] I'm assuming Ailey's a girl.
Speaker 3:
[05:25] The city sucks. Upper state New York don't.
Speaker 4:
[05:30] Yeah, Thousand Island region.
Speaker 3:
[05:31] Hey, you talking about wildlife. You go upstate New York.
Speaker 2:
[05:35] You'll see a Black Panther.
Speaker 3:
[05:38] There's a bunch of wildlife up there.
Speaker 4:
[05:40] Me and this fellow drove from Watkins Glen to New York City.
Speaker 5:
[05:45] Yep.
Speaker 3:
[05:46] New York City?
Speaker 5:
[05:48] Yeah, I was his spotter when I got into that. You know that bridge you see in the movie, double-decker bridge you always see in the movies?
Speaker 4:
[05:56] He was on the wrong level.
Speaker 2:
[06:01] I ain't getting on that. I will get in a Blue Angel before I get on a double-decker bridge going into New York City. So she has a question.
Speaker 3:
[06:08] It ain't good.
Speaker 2:
[06:09] I think it's funny. Especially because I think the four of us can answer it phenomenally. She just wanted to know what convinced us all to join Duck Dynasty, which I would say would be Duck Commander in y'all's three cases. I came after the show. Was it the money?
Speaker 3:
[06:29] No. No.
Speaker 4:
[06:36] Raise your hand if you held your paycheck here. Raise your hand if you had to hold your paycheck. I never held mine, but it wasn't the money.
Speaker 2:
[06:44] I started.
Speaker 4:
[06:45] It was never the money.
Speaker 2:
[06:46] I started at $9 an hour and had to go back because they accidentally did $8 an hour. I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I negotiated nine here.
Speaker 3:
[06:55] Here. Here's how I got a board with Duck, Duck Commander and then the show. My brother called me. I was in a miserable job in Alabama.
Speaker 4:
[07:06] Greenscape.
Speaker 3:
[07:07] I was doing repair work on houses. Company or work. Okay. And then I had a guy, he owned the company, my next door neighbor did, and I worked for him. He was the most negative person I've ever run into in my life. And he was driving me insane. So Phil called me once and said, Hey, look, you need to come work for me. He said, there ain't no money involved in it. Well, I do. I know that. I've been over there.
Speaker 4:
[07:43] So the pace where you live, brother.
Speaker 3:
[07:46] He said, Hey, there ain't no money involved in it. He said, but here's the thing. He said, the benefits outweigh all that. He said, because, hey, you have to spend 60 days of your life, okay. Each year in a duck. It is a must. That's part of it. He said, then the food will be excellent. Okay. Whatever, whatever we have available that we're cooking and eating, it will be good. He said, so look, the benefits, the fringe benefits outweigh the no money part.
Speaker 2:
[08:24] Godwin, why did you come aboard?
Speaker 5:
[08:26] I just, once I became a Christian and was going to church with them, I got, me and Al got pretty close and Al invited me to duck huntin and I got to go duck huntin a bunch and I would go down there on my days. I just kind of, I don't know, we was gone one time, me and Si was huntin down here and they were huntin in Texas.
Speaker 3:
[08:49] Texas, on the pond, stockpond.
Speaker 5:
[08:51] They told us to get up there, they could finish.
Speaker 3:
[08:54] They called Kay, they called Kay, Kay called Godwin and said, hey, whatever you're doing, drop it, get out of the blind, y'all are goin to Texas.
Speaker 5:
[09:05] So we went.
Speaker 3:
[09:06] So, hey, Godwin said, okay, we're goin to Texas.
Speaker 5:
[09:09] I was on my five days off at Riverwood and he says, you're about ready to quit that plan, ain't you? I said, well, heck yeah. And on the inside, I do in summer thoughts, but on the outside, I was, you know.
Speaker 3:
[09:22] Very cool.
Speaker 5:
[09:23] New house.
Speaker 3:
[09:24] Very cool.
Speaker 5:
[09:25] New daughter. How did I buy ya? I knew it was gon be a cut and pay. He said, get me Miss Kay and see what y'all can figure out. So we did and it took about, I don't know, two weeks. We prayed about it, prayed about it, prayed about it. I never got the inclination not to do it, even though it was a cut and pay. There you go. So I called Riverwood and told them that I was wanting to retire. I said, you ain't been here long enough. I said, okay, I quit.
Speaker 4:
[10:00] Whatever this terminology needs to be.
Speaker 2:
[10:02] So you quit at the plant and then ended up down on the Riverwood.
Speaker 5:
[10:06] They said I couldn't, I took my two weeks vacation. And I had four weeks vacation. So I told them, give me two weeks pay vacation pay and take two weeks as my two week notice.
Speaker 3:
[10:19] Here was the best part of all this. We get a big order of duck calls. Okay. And half the people at the church would come help us.
Speaker 4:
[10:30] Free labor was a thing around here.
Speaker 3:
[10:32] Yeah. They come show up and they all get a good steak, good steak dinner.
Speaker 4:
[10:38] Oh man, we fed them Johnny's pizza.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 4:
[11:37] Don't sleep on those denim ones, man.
Speaker 2:
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Speaker 4:
[11:39] I wear them working every day.
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Speaker 4:
[12:12] Yes, kind of. Well, I volunteered to help for free.
Speaker 3:
[12:18] He's multitasking.
Speaker 4:
[12:19] Cause I was in school, I was in graduate school writing my thesis and I needed like some time away from my research. Cause that crap will just scramble your brain. So I asked for some mind numbing labor for free.
Speaker 2:
[12:34] And here we are. And you walked into this room.
Speaker 4:
[12:36] No, I didn't even walk into this room. No, I was in the sales department. No, and when I say in the sales department, I was the sales department.
Speaker 3:
[12:43] He was the sales department.
Speaker 4:
[12:45] It was me.
Speaker 2:
[12:46] And you were just cold calling people.
Speaker 4:
[12:48] Walmart, not people, Walmart, individual Walbarts.
Speaker 3:
[12:54] And he'd become Willie's personal babysitter.
Speaker 4:
[12:59] For a little while, yeah, I was. Go for it. I got tabbed. I think I may have been the second in line as assistant. Like, cause I think it was Bo Dottley first, which is a wild story, like way back when. I think that's when. And then he tabbed me with it. And then I was like, well, what, I mean, like you need to book a flight. And I already booked it. And he's like, well, it don't sound like you need an assistant, bro.
Speaker 3:
[13:25] I already booked it.
Speaker 4:
[13:26] And I don't, yeah, he's like, no, I've already done everything. I got you. I'm like, well, what am I supposed to do? To get back to calling Walmart? And then I ended up with an email and he said, well, if you got an email, you got a choice to make. Are you going back to school or are you going to work here? And I was like, well, I kind of like Godwin went, thought, prayed, all the stuff and signed on for $20,500 a year salary. There you go. Me and Willie were making that. You know how he sold me on it? He said, you're going to make the same thing I make. From Duck Commander. From Duck Commander, mind you. He didn't talk about what he made from Buck Commander or DC products. But he had me. He said, you're going to make the same thing.
Speaker 3:
[14:10] That's a pretty good sales pitch.
Speaker 4:
[14:11] And I said, well, if we make the same money, let's roll, baby. $20,500 is what I signed on here for.
Speaker 2:
[14:20] Well, he called me at my old job. I was selling North Face jackets to rich women in Monroe while I was in college and said, hey, I need you to come over at Duck Commander and talk to me. And I was like, what the heck? I walked in there and he was like, here's the deal. We got this store. Nobody here knows how to do retail or anything. We're just shoving people in, checking them out, shoving them out.
Speaker 4:
[14:42] That's pretty much it.
Speaker 2:
[14:43] And I was like, well, okay. I said, but I like my current job, so I'm gonna need a raise.
Speaker 4:
[14:48] That $9.
Speaker 2:
[14:49] He said, how much do you make right now? I said, $8 an hour.
Speaker 4:
[14:53] Did you? Did you actually make eight? Oh yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2:
[14:56] I wouldn't lie.
Speaker 4:
[14:57] I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:
[14:58] And then I said, I mean, I guess I'll take this job for nine. And so, you know, at that time, that's like, I was working like 20 hours a week. So it was over 20 bucks. And I was like firm on it. Then I got here and saw all these people showing up. I was like, why did I not ask for 10?
Speaker 4:
[15:13] Yeah, yeah, whoo.
Speaker 2:
[15:14] That's, I just started just-
Speaker 4:
[15:16] At that point, we were still, when you got here, we were still like caged animals in this room. Cause Linda would just walk people back here while we were building Duck Calls.
Speaker 2:
[15:23] Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:
[15:23] It was just like, I mean, we're sitting here building Duck Calls. We look over our shoulder, there's a family of 10. We're like, sup guys.
Speaker 2:
[15:30] I showed up and like-
Speaker 4:
[15:31] We're just right back to building Duck Calls.
Speaker 2:
[15:33] The end of season one, and then it went berserk.
Speaker 4:
[15:38] Well, I ended up in a Duck Call Room cause I was so good at sales. Cause I sold 6,000 Duck Calls we didn't have. Then I ended up down there. I was like, look, I can help put them together. And that's when Jayce was like, would you even blow a Duck Call? I was like, well, I'm out. I'm pretty good at it. I'm not sure, but I've killed a bunch of them.
Speaker 3:
[15:58] I've done a few by myself.
Speaker 4:
[16:00] He threw me one and he said, well, blow that. And I blew it. And he was like, yep, sit down. You're not going back up there. You're in here from now on. I was like, well, you're going to need to take that up with your brother.
Speaker 3:
[16:10] And you're going to suck socks off.
Speaker 2:
[16:12] Then I was about to graduate and I was going to go work in a bank or something. And I looked a fool. And Willie called me back there and was like, here's the deal. Here's what you're going to do. And I was like, might as well see what happens.
Speaker 4:
[16:25] I'm young, it's fine. Let's go.
Speaker 2:
[16:26] But the best quote of all time was from a professor when I was like two months until graduate and I was already working full time for Willie. He said, John David, I need to talk to you. And I said, what's that? He said, if you don't shave your face and start dressing better, you are never going to get a job.
Speaker 4:
[16:45] That was part of the deal.
Speaker 2:
[16:47] Part of the gig.
Speaker 4:
[16:48] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[16:49] I started laughing. He looked at me funny. I said, have you heard of Duck Dynasty? And he goes, I said, I'm working there already. We're good.
Speaker 4:
[16:55] Yeah, we're good. This is the wardrobe. What were, but she said, was it for the money? What were the other things? What else?
Speaker 2:
[17:01] To share the gospel. So that kind of, that Godwin eluded to that. Yeah. And then, oh shoot, I lost it. Ailey, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:
[17:11] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[17:12] Where did it go? Well, you're the only person in here named Ailey. I bet you if I just typed, yep, there you go. Or something else. So those are kind of how we all got here.
Speaker 4:
[17:23] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[17:23] Then we just held on for the ride.
Speaker 4:
[17:25] Yeah. What are you talking about? I was getting paid $20,000 a year to go hunt ducks. I was living the redneck dreams. That's what we all aspired to be.
Speaker 2:
[17:33] We all showed up for the fringe benefits.
Speaker 4:
[17:35] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[17:35] Perfect contenders.
Speaker 4:
[17:36] Yeah. I was making more from ULM as a graduate assistant than I signed on to make here. They don't pay graduate assistants anything, mind you. I mean, next to nothing, but they do. They paid you more than $20,500 a year. But here we are. Here we are and here we are. There it is.
Speaker 2:
[17:58] That's how we all got to this room.
Speaker 4:
[18:00] Blah, blah, blah. They had a good Lord, man. He's the one that drove all this. It didn't have nothing to do with us. The only thing we had to do was be obedient.
Speaker 2:
[18:11] I had a terrifying dream the other night. Oh, it was so scary. I woke up in a hot sweat and couldn't go back to sleep.
Speaker 4:
[18:18] Really?
Speaker 2:
[18:19] I was dropping the kids off from school. Motorcycle crash behind us. That was freaky. I was like, how would that happen? Pull into the school, kids get out of the car, giant black panther. I'm not joking. Comes running into the school building. Wow. And that's when I woke up, right then. Right on cue. And I said, oh no.
Speaker 4:
[18:41] Did I watch the Jungle Book?
Speaker 2:
[18:43] I don't know what I watched, but I did not like it. I mean, I was terrified. And I woke up. I really thought there was a black panther on the loose in the children's school. I should stop hanging out with you, Si.
Speaker 3:
[18:56] I ain't shot at one over the top of her house.
Speaker 5:
[19:00] Over the black band?
Speaker 2:
[19:01] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[19:01] When she was pregnant, you heard noise and went outside with 30-30 in her hand. Hey, John Wayne, John Wayne. When she walked out there, all she heard was, she bowed.
Speaker 2:
[19:16] And there was a black panther on a roof?
Speaker 3:
[19:18] In the middle of the house.
Speaker 4:
[19:20] There's so many layers to that story. I feel like we just glanced over. My aunt walked outside, shot up in the air while she was pregnant.
Speaker 3:
[19:30] He was running along the limbs. She missed him.
Speaker 4:
[19:32] The only thing she was missing was the sagret.
Speaker 5:
[19:36] She probably had one.
Speaker 2:
[19:37] That black panther in my dream was a man.
Speaker 5:
[19:39] Or a dip of snow upon it.
Speaker 3:
[19:43] Well, as a child, I heard one that sounded like a woman being tortured. And then also then I said, and she's got a baby with her because the baby cry. They cry just like a baby.
Speaker 4:
[19:56] It'd have been the man.
Speaker 3:
[19:56] They sound like a woman being tortured.
Speaker 5:
[20:00] Wow, B.
Speaker 2:
[20:01] So much to unpack there.
Speaker 3:
[20:02] I am serious.
Speaker 4:
[20:05] Why do they always sound like a woman scream? They all had the best line about that.
Speaker 3:
[20:10] Well, no, no, Elf's got the best line about that. He said, well, every time I've come up, I went and investigated it, it was a woman screaming.
Speaker 5:
[20:19] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[20:23] It's screaming. I remember when he done that and everybody in the Duck Line just died laughing. He says, every time I went and investigated, it was a woman being tortured.
Speaker 4:
[20:35] In fact, it was one. Oh, my goodness gracious.
Speaker 5:
[20:39] That is.
Speaker 3:
[20:42] My dreams are always, I'm either falling, I just jumped off a mountain, I wake up, I'm just out of breath. Cause I've been running and doing all this physical activity.
Speaker 5:
[20:53] But you can't run fast. It's like running in my lysis when you're trying to run in a dream.
Speaker 2:
[21:00] I was running fast but I was scared I was going to catch you.
Speaker 3:
[21:02] Hey, I probably run 10 miles while I'm dreaming. That's more than the last decade.
Speaker 5:
[21:08] Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2:
[21:09] Well, Martin's got things to say.
Speaker 4:
[21:12] No, I just am a little bit jealous cause I don't really dream.
Speaker 3:
[21:16] I don't like you.
Speaker 4:
[21:16] Or at least I don't remember. I'm not saying I don't. I don't remember them.
Speaker 2:
[21:20] I don't remember last time I had one.
Speaker 5:
[21:22] A lot of nights I wake up, I mean, mornings I wake up and I know I've dreamed but I just don't remember what they are.
Speaker 4:
[21:28] But you gotta be in REM sleep, right? For dreaming.
Speaker 2:
[21:31] He's checking his sleep.
Speaker 5:
[21:33] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[21:33] I have. I am. Well, it says I had an hour and seven minutes of that. So somewhere in there, shit, now I've had a dream.
Speaker 2:
[21:39] Maybe you're just not a dream.
Speaker 1:
[21:40] You have to be dreaming right at the very end of your sleep.
Speaker 3:
[21:41] Well, you might not dream.
Speaker 4:
[21:43] Oh.
Speaker 2:
[21:43] Is that why I always wake up scared? Yeah.
Speaker 1:
[21:45] That's the only reason you're, the only ones you remember is at the very end of your sleep, not in the beginning.
Speaker 2:
[21:50] Josh is full of such imagination.
Speaker 3:
[21:51] That's like the best one, Kay and Phil.
Speaker 4:
[21:55] Interesting.
Speaker 3:
[21:59] He's got Kay in the headlock.
Speaker 5:
[22:03] Good night.
Speaker 2:
[22:05] I don't like dreams. I've never had a good one, though. I've never woke up and said that was fun. I almost texted you at 2.30, Martin, because I didn't want to forget it.
Speaker 4:
[22:14] About a Black Panther dream?
Speaker 3:
[22:16] That was a good one there, though.
Speaker 2:
[22:18] No, it wasn't. I was just chasing my children.
Speaker 4:
[22:20] I would have responded to you sometime between 6 and 6:30 a.m. I wouldn't have been there to hold your hand at 2.30. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:
[22:27] I was messed up.
Speaker 4:
[22:28] You got the wrong feller on that one.
Speaker 2:
[22:29] I just didn't want to forget it, because that's the worst. Whenever you wake up and you're like, man, that was a wild dream, and then you're like, but what was it?
Speaker 4:
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Speaker 2:
[23:34] We had a bunch of ants, sugar ants getting in. You know, it's that time of year they're finding stuff. You make lemonade, next thing you know, there's ants everywhere on the counter. Spray Pestie all along the edges of the kitchen. Boom, you don't see them again.
Speaker 4:
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Speaker 5:
[24:01] I was dreaming one night about something and then my dog started barking at a deer. I could see the deer, my dog was barking and I woke up and my dog was really barking.
Speaker 2:
[24:13] See, it's weird.
Speaker 5:
[24:14] But in my dream, but how's that? But he wasn't barking at a deer, he was in the house. But he woke me up barking. But he was in my dream, he was barking at a deer out in the front yard eating in my acres under that tree.
Speaker 3:
[24:26] I was like me, I was like me in school. I was daydreaming and I was slipping up on a big buck deer with a bow and arrow. Mr. Kimmins was calling my name and I went, shh, I'm slipping up on a deer.
Speaker 5:
[24:40] Oh boy, that probably didn't go over very well for you.
Speaker 4:
[24:43] Tell the teacher to shh.
Speaker 2:
[24:44] Si in school didn't know.
Speaker 3:
[24:46] No, no, no one woke me up. I was probably out there with all the kids busting out laughing.
Speaker 5:
[24:51] Talking in your sleep.
Speaker 2:
[24:53] He was 100 percent dreaming.
Speaker 3:
[24:55] I was out. I was out. I was at La La Land.
Speaker 4:
[24:58] Oh, man.
Speaker 2:
[24:59] So in my recent happenings, I've now become a NASA fanboy and I just read about NASA all the time.
Speaker 4:
[25:05] A lot. So I took the time to read the comments of our good personal friend Butch. Close person. The Navy pilot turned astronaut. We got a lot of people in there that don't like space or believe in it.
Speaker 2:
[25:19] They just think it's not there?
Speaker 4:
[25:19] They just, yeah, it's just, it's a weird.
Speaker 2:
[25:22] I was once one of those.
Speaker 4:
[25:23] It's a weird.
Speaker 2:
[25:24] I've been converted.
Speaker 4:
[25:25] He's converted, boys. He landed on the moon, Martin. He said it. Look, I told you I believe that because it was a fabric of my childhood. And tonight I was going to be really mad about all them hours I spent memorizing that stuff for history class.
Speaker 2:
[25:38] So anyway, so here's my new favorite part. I found out why I'm such a big fan of astronauts. Have you seen the pilots or the astronauts now? Have you seen them?
Speaker 3:
[25:49] No.
Speaker 2:
[25:49] They keep showing them. Well, there's a pilot named Victor Glover.
Speaker 4:
[25:52] Victor.
Speaker 2:
[25:53] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[25:53] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[25:54] And apparently, because now that we know an astronaut, they're all that smart.
Speaker 4:
[25:58] Oh, well, I mean, I think you'd want the smartest people in the world.
Speaker 5:
[26:01] Well, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[26:02] You would hope so. But so they're talking back and forth to them and they're interviewing them while they're on the way to the moon. And they're like, hey, you're about to spend Easter up there. What's that like? And I can't play the clip because NASA probably owns it. And I don't want to get in trouble, but I want to read this to you.
Speaker 4:
[26:18] Read the transcript.
Speaker 2:
[26:19] I'm going to read his quote.
Speaker 3:
[26:21] Okay.
Speaker 2:
[26:21] From space. And I think you're going to be fired up about it. He said, I don't have anything prepared. This feels prepared, sir.
Speaker 3:
[26:29] This is off the cuff.
Speaker 2:
[26:30] This is off the cuff. Yeah. But I'm glad you brought it up, though. I think these observances are important. He's talking about going and taking all the pictures. As we are so far from Earth and looking at the beauty of creation. Boom. Thank you. I think for me, one of the really important personal perspectives that I have up here is that I can really see the Earth as one thing. When I read the Bible, I love this guy, and I look at all the amazing things that were done for us. You guys are talking to us because we're in a spaceship really far from Earth, but you're on a spaceship called Earth that was created to give us a place to live in the universe and the cosmos.
Speaker 4:
[27:12] Go ahead on, Victor.
Speaker 2:
[27:13] Victor just dropping bars.
Speaker 4:
[27:15] Go ahead on, Victor. That would be kind of a humbling place to spend Easter.
Speaker 2:
[27:19] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[27:19] I know.
Speaker 2:
[27:20] And he kept going. He's like, hey, y'all think we're doing something special, but I'm just trying to tell you, you are special. And all the emptiness, it's a whole bunch of nothing. And he's there. This thing we call the universe, you have the oasis and the beautiful place that we get to exist together.
Speaker 3:
[27:40] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[27:40] He just ripped that off the cup.
Speaker 3:
[27:41] I don't know, because I see people don't look at that. Like they said, they didn't believe in space. Wait a minute, you dummy. How can you look up at the sun, the moon, the stars, and not believe in space?
Speaker 4:
[27:55] They've been watching too much of that show, Paradise, on Hootland.
Speaker 3:
[27:58] You're talking about stupid.
Speaker 2:
[28:00] Paradise. Oh, goodness.
Speaker 4:
[28:03] I watched it.
Speaker 3:
[28:04] Because see, that's what got me, when Butch was here talking about all this, that man has had a unique experience of actually we look up at the stars. That man was up amongst the stars, looking down through them, saw the whole earth, and looking at it like he said.
Speaker 4:
[28:26] For 265 days.
Speaker 3:
[28:27] He's looking at God's creation, a little bitty ball that we call earth, that was made for us to inhabit, that has everything we need on it. Water, food, all. And that just happened.
Speaker 4:
[28:47] That's the perfect distance.
Speaker 3:
[28:49] I have the perfect distance from everything because if we're one degree nearer to the sun, we burn up. One degree back, freeze over. But, you know, because most people, there's been a lot of people saying, Hey, I'll fix approved once and for all. There ain't no God. Well, guess what happened when they went on that little journey.
Speaker 4:
[29:14] My favorite part about that whole argument. It takes way more faith to believe that.
Speaker 3:
[29:20] Oh, no.
Speaker 4:
[29:21] Well, then a man named Jesus.
Speaker 3:
[29:22] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[29:23] But that's what was so cool to me.
Speaker 5:
[29:25] I don't believe I'm eating my ancestors.
Speaker 3:
[29:27] No, you're talking about believing. That's like believing in the Twilight Zone.
Speaker 2:
[29:32] Twilight Zone.
Speaker 5:
[29:33] My cousin Crippy.
Speaker 4:
[29:35] My cousin Crippy.
Speaker 5:
[29:35] My cousin Crippy.
Speaker 4:
[29:37] If I'd have given him enough time, he'd have come out.
Speaker 3:
[29:39] Oh, I forgot to tell you, that's my cousin down in the monkey.
Speaker 5:
[29:42] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[29:45] I ain't giving you that monkey, buddy.
Speaker 4:
[29:48] He's talking about evolution.
Speaker 2:
[29:50] Evolution, there we go. But I just thought it was super cool that the guy with the microphone and the whole world's watching him as he's headed towards the moon, looks back and says, yeah, that was created, gang.
Speaker 5:
[30:02] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[30:02] We ain't here by chance.
Speaker 4:
[30:04] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[30:04] And he used the word Cosmos, so I knew it would fire you up.
Speaker 3:
[30:07] Yeah.
Speaker 5:
[30:08] Cosmos.
Speaker 4:
[30:09] Creator of the Cosmos.
Speaker 2:
[30:11] Oh, it was so cool, though.
Speaker 3:
[30:13] Oh, that's awesome. I say it all the time. I said, look, we only see a snippet of creation.
Speaker 4:
[30:21] Oh, I know that.
Speaker 3:
[30:22] Because Butch said it. He said, hey, when we're up there, we're looking through telescopes, and I guess what? We've looked and there's another thousand galaxies we just saw. Well, hey, guess what? God's creation is still going.
Speaker 2:
[30:38] It's wild to think about. And they were just, all they went to was the moon.
Speaker 3:
[30:43] No, it keeps going a long way. You're gonna tell me that you are here on this ball we call Earth, at night, when you look up and watch the stars and the moon, and then you don't believe in space. Well, what do you think you're looking at?
Speaker 4:
[31:00] Hey, do you think they played Pink Floyd when they went around it?
Speaker 5:
[31:03] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[31:04] We don't know, for 40 minutes. I was on the edge of my seat for 40 minutes.
Speaker 3:
[31:08] No, no, hey, they played music.
Speaker 4:
[31:10] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[31:11] Trust me, every time we do anything, we got the jam going, buddy. No, I was just, you know, we go to war, we're going to play some music.
Speaker 4:
[31:18] Well, I'm just saying, when you go around to the dark side of the moon, they were there. It seems.
Speaker 5:
[31:23] Wish you were there. Wish you were here.
Speaker 4:
[31:26] They could have played the whole album.
Speaker 3:
[31:29] Oh, that would be a fitting song to play as you go on the back side of the moon. Wish you was here.
Speaker 2:
[31:36] It was cool, though. I mean, I was glued to the TV all day yesterday.
Speaker 4:
[31:40] They're headed back.
Speaker 2:
[31:41] They're on their way back home. They're probably taking a nap now.
Speaker 3:
[31:44] I love the guy looking at creation and talking about now when I read the Bible.
Speaker 2:
[31:51] He's looking at the whole thing.
Speaker 3:
[31:54] I'm seeing the big picture.
Speaker 5:
[31:59] Do you see that picture of the Earth over the North Pole, that green light, the Northern Lights?
Speaker 4:
[32:05] Oh, the aurora.
Speaker 5:
[32:05] Yeah, you can see it. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:
[32:07] It's really cool. But the thing that finally got me, because the moon landing is just a hot topic. But there was an old astronaut that went to the moon. For sure now, I'm positive. Because it's all such simple points everybody tries to make, and then you can't really argue them. That's how you argue something. He said, you really think Russia, China, and everybody that doesn't like us wouldn't have proven we didn't go by now? I was like, that is a-
Speaker 4:
[32:35] That's one I never- But you had-
Speaker 2:
[32:36] And I never thought about it.
Speaker 4:
[32:37] You had the simple one that always- that actually brought it in. The question for me is, why ain't we been back?
Speaker 2:
[32:42] Well, now we are.
Speaker 4:
[32:43] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[32:43] And so-
Speaker 4:
[32:44] I mean, they could have landed if they wanted to.
Speaker 2:
[32:46] And then that astronaut said, if you don't think we landed on the moon, you're being willfully ignorant. And I was like, oh, man.
Speaker 5:
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Speaker 2:
[34:11] It's wild.
Speaker 3:
[34:12] I go to that and I'm tight. Now I'm gonna go to the pilot that was shot down. He was wounded.
Speaker 4:
[34:20] Okay.
Speaker 3:
[34:20] Okay. And still climbed.
Speaker 4:
[34:23] Oh, 7,000 feet.
Speaker 3:
[34:24] 7,000 feet.
Speaker 5:
[34:27] I ain't much higher up there.
Speaker 2:
[34:29] On the ground? I hadn't.
Speaker 4:
[34:31] I don't know.
Speaker 2:
[34:31] I've been real locked in on the NASA.
Speaker 4:
[34:34] I don't know if he was at zero, but he got to 7,000 feet altitude. He got to a 7,000 foot.
Speaker 5:
[34:39] Wherever he was at.
Speaker 2:
[34:40] And they got him back?
Speaker 4:
[34:41] Activated his beacon.
Speaker 3:
[34:42] Yeah, and activated his beacon.
Speaker 2:
[34:44] And they went and got him, right?
Speaker 3:
[34:45] Yeah.
Speaker 4:
[34:45] So I don't know if he had to traverse all 7,000 feet, but point made, he got over a mile high.
Speaker 3:
[34:53] Look, they just had a little help of going over and getting him up, getting him back. There was 155 aircraft involved in it.
Speaker 4:
[35:04] Yeah, looking for him.
Speaker 2:
[35:06] And we got him.
Speaker 4:
[35:06] We got him.
Speaker 3:
[35:08] And one of them, guess what one of them was? There was more than one. The A-10 Warthog. And that bad boy, I'll tell you, I seen one come in and land and numb. That was literally, it looked like Swiss cheese.
Speaker 4:
[35:26] Oh, because he threw it in the bullet holes?
Speaker 3:
[35:28] Hey, everywhere, it wasn't a spot on it, it wasn't a big hole. But that's one of the things they said is what's so amazing about it, is that, hey, you shoot that baby to pieces, and it will still do its job and still come home.
Speaker 2:
[35:43] That's wild.
Speaker 4:
[35:44] Well, then I want to get in him.
Speaker 2:
[35:46] Hey, I've seen behind enemy line.
Speaker 3:
[35:48] Here's another thing.
Speaker 2:
[35:49] Remember that movie with Owen Wilson? That's a good one.
Speaker 3:
[35:51] I'm standing on Salt Lake City. What? In California, out in the desert. I've been in the desert in California. Look, no sound. There's a bunch of guys, about a company, you know, 300 people, we stand out, waiting to whatever we're going to do. And the best thing we see is a shadow over about 30 of us. And we look up and there's an 810 warthog, oh, maybe 50 feet above us. Hey, we never heard anything. And until the shadow caught us, we didn't see anything. Hey, by the time if we was enemy, we'll all be dead. Because that bad boy don't make no noise.
Speaker 5:
[36:40] Fishing is dangerous.
Speaker 4:
[36:42] It's dangerous?
Speaker 3:
[36:43] It's fun, but it is dangerous.
Speaker 5:
[36:45] It is. Look at that.
Speaker 4:
[36:46] Your hands kind of looking like leather now, Godwin.
Speaker 5:
[36:49] Good grief.
Speaker 4:
[36:50] I got to look about them.
Speaker 3:
[36:51] That's the one them bass shake, and then the hook gets in your hand.
Speaker 2:
[36:55] Oh, no, no, no. Why would anyone want that to happen?
Speaker 4:
[36:58] Godwin ain't caught a bass in a hot minute.
Speaker 5:
[37:00] I caught one yesterday.
Speaker 3:
[37:02] I think I caught one yesterday.
Speaker 5:
[37:03] On purpose? My people did. That was fishing with me.
Speaker 3:
[37:06] His people did.
Speaker 4:
[37:06] Lord's Mouth?
Speaker 5:
[37:08] Yeah. I said, you want to keep this? They said, yeah. I said, good. I said, if I throw this on the bank of Coons, they wouldn't even eat it. They walk around.
Speaker 3:
[37:18] Coons leave it alone.
Speaker 5:
[37:20] They said, oh, nice. I said, there you go.
Speaker 2:
[37:23] Godwin ain't eating no bass, y'all.
Speaker 5:
[37:25] No, when I got crappie before.
Speaker 3:
[37:26] Oh, no. I'm like him. I'd eat them for a bass in the lake, back in the lake.
Speaker 5:
[37:31] A spot of bass ain't bad.
Speaker 3:
[37:34] They ain't got no flavor. They ain't got no flavor like the crappie.
Speaker 5:
[37:40] I'd eat them for a big ol blinky, big ol cheeky pen. Chicken pen, as Paula says. Chicken pen.
Speaker 2:
[37:51] We always go back to food.
Speaker 4:
[37:54] I love it, y'all.
Speaker 2:
[37:56] No matter what we do, it goes back to how are we going to eat.
Speaker 5:
[37:59] Hey, we're in the sun.
Speaker 3:
[38:00] Hey, most of the Robertson memories are made around a table.
Speaker 4:
[38:06] I forget.
Speaker 3:
[38:06] Or around a campfire, where something can be cooked.
Speaker 5:
[38:11] Yep.
Speaker 2:
[38:12] You cook a lot of stuff just on open fire?
Speaker 3:
[38:14] Oh, no, yeah. Oh, I've been doing it since I was a child.
Speaker 2:
[38:18] When was the last time you cooked?
Speaker 3:
[38:19] The last thing I killed with my BB gun? You got it.
Speaker 4:
[38:24] Oh, truth to that.
Speaker 3:
[38:25] I just stuck a limb in it and roasted it on the fire.
Speaker 4:
[38:30] That's the only way I knew a brown thrasher had white meat.
Speaker 3:
[38:33] Oh, yeah, hey. Oh, that was a celebration when I killed a brown thrasher.
Speaker 4:
[38:38] I told you. Then I had to.
Speaker 3:
[38:40] Hey, brown thrasher is white meat.
Speaker 4:
[38:42] I had to trust but verify.
Speaker 3:
[38:43] That's the quail species of...
Speaker 5:
[38:46] That's that first bird you hear in the morning, eh?
Speaker 4:
[38:48] Yeah, yeah, he sounds...
Speaker 5:
[38:51] And the last one.
Speaker 3:
[38:51] I was chasing one. Here's the deal. It's an evergreen. My neighbor's yard, big old thing. Yo, and I'm under it, chasing a brown thrasher.
Speaker 4:
[39:04] They don't kill it. They don't sit still long.
Speaker 3:
[39:07] No, they're always on the move. Well, guess what? There was a covey of 30 quail in that little street, too, that I didn't know about, that scared the living you don't want out of me. Because when I stepped on the wrong place, why does it have to be living? All 30 of them left. So I watched where they went, and then I went home and told Eddie, hey, I know who a covey of quail are. Well, he grabbed the 16 gays and a box of shells and said, let's go get them. Yeah, so hey, we went up there and I took our maimie, our gray dog, the Wimber-Rammer.
Speaker 2:
[39:48] The what?
Speaker 3:
[39:50] Wimber-Rammer, R-O-E-T-A-M-I-R. There's two ways to pronounce it. And I pronounced it wrong.
Speaker 5:
[39:54] Depending on what side of the bed you get up that morning.
Speaker 2:
[39:57] There's two ways to pronounce it. We haven't found it yet.
Speaker 3:
[39:59] Hey, she would porn them. She would porn them. They'd get up, daddy would kill them. Well, hey, one of them, you know, we kept going to the church, the Presbyterian Church, it had a fence around it, linked fence around it. Well, every time we'd get on this side was the dog. They'd go, they'd go through the fence and we'll have to go all the way back around, you know, to get back on them again, whether they do the same thing back and forth. So they finally done that. And I said, hey, I said, what are you going to do? What are we going to do? He said, I'm going to tell you what we're going to do. We're going to stay here. He said, I'm going to stay right here. He said, you take off, run around right quick and get them up. Go past them and then come, just be shaking the fence. So I did it. Well, they jumped up and look, crossed the highway and there was some boxcars on the siding at the house. Well, a couple of them got up and they was going in between the cars and daddy had to check both directions to make sure one of the cars come in. And then boom, boom, and kill them as they went between the boxcars. He put on a shooting demonstration like I ain't seen lately.
Speaker 5:
[41:20] There you go.
Speaker 3:
[41:21] Was everything he raised up that 16 gauge on?
Speaker 4:
[41:26] That's where you got it from, huh?
Speaker 3:
[41:27] Them suckers followed.
Speaker 4:
[41:29] That's where you got it from. Just destroy it. Professional shotgunner, boys.
Speaker 5:
[41:33] Professional shotgunner.
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Speaker 2:
[43:03] I have a troubling e-mail.
Speaker 3:
[43:05] Oh, troubling e-mail.
Speaker 5:
[43:06] Why is it troubling?
Speaker 3:
[43:07] What you got in the case?
Speaker 5:
[43:08] Hard to read.
Speaker 3:
[43:09] What you got in the case?
Speaker 2:
[43:10] Michael from Max Meadows, Virginia.
Speaker 3:
[43:14] Virginia.
Speaker 2:
[43:15] Sent an e-mail in. He said, you guys rock and Jace is my favorite. We'll pass that, but he sent Black Panther.
Speaker 3:
[43:24] Oh, boy.
Speaker 2:
[43:25] And he said he saw it in a zoo, but I'm not going to say the name of the zoo because what, what, what, how is this a zoo?
Speaker 3:
[43:37] Now, hey, here's the questions. I got a question. No, you don't change it.
Speaker 2:
[43:41] No, that's the same thing. That's the same.
Speaker 3:
[43:44] What do you notice first of all, when you look at that photo?
Speaker 4:
[43:47] A big red ball.
Speaker 3:
[43:49] No, I know. What's behind that big red ball? That big black tail going from his butt.
Speaker 2:
[43:53] A propane tank?
Speaker 3:
[43:55] That butt all the way down to the ground and curling it up.
Speaker 4:
[43:58] Okay. Is this a backyard zoo?
Speaker 2:
[44:02] I feel like Joe Exotic got out and moved to this place. I feel so bad for this cat.
Speaker 4:
[44:10] Are we sure that's not like the Virginia Humane Society or something? Speaking of that, that looks like that place Sarah McLaughlin sang.
Speaker 3:
[44:18] I just got-
Speaker 2:
[44:20] That's why I was sad when I was like, oh, a zoo. You know me.
Speaker 3:
[44:24] I just got a big envelope from BJ from Virginia. Okay. He had a bunch of photos that he wanted me to sign and send him. I thought that was pretty cool. He wrote me a book. I got what? Three pages. His letter was three pages long.
Speaker 2:
[44:42] Did you read it?
Speaker 3:
[44:43] Yeah. It was really a lifted letter. I got it on my couch.
Speaker 4:
[44:47] God, I love that man.
Speaker 2:
[44:49] Wait.
Speaker 3:
[44:49] Oh no. Hey.
Speaker 2:
[44:50] How does he know where you live?
Speaker 3:
[44:51] Huh? Oh, everybody knows where I live.
Speaker 4:
[44:54] That's a moving target now.
Speaker 3:
[44:56] Everybody knows where I live.
Speaker 4:
[44:58] You're playing a shell game now. You're like, look over here. No, I'm over here. I'm over here. I'm over here. Yeah, that ain't a zoo.
Speaker 3:
[45:04] That's a, well, but, oh, that looks like somebody's backyard. That's a dog. That was a dog cage. But that is a pretty black panther he's got in there.
Speaker 4:
[45:14] I mean, that's a ball, right?
Speaker 2:
[45:17] Is that a baseball size ball?
Speaker 3:
[45:19] Looks like a house cat. Hey, that's his toy. Ooh. He pounces on that thing all the time.
Speaker 2:
[45:24] I'm very confused.
Speaker 4:
[45:26] I've never felt worse for a large black cat. Please let that thing go so that we can now have true sightings of a large black cat.
Speaker 3:
[45:33] Yeah. That one there now is...
Speaker 4:
[45:36] Let that one go. He deserves better.
Speaker 3:
[45:38] Hey, I'll tell you.
Speaker 4:
[45:39] Or whatever sex it is.
Speaker 2:
[45:42] I'm so sad about this.
Speaker 4:
[45:44] I know. We need to let that one go.
Speaker 2:
[45:46] Sam McGlock.
Speaker 3:
[45:46] There's my giraffe.
Speaker 2:
[45:48] Well, now I'm on the website of the place where he said it was, and it seems better than that. Like, maybe that was just a...
Speaker 4:
[45:55] Maybe they renovate.
Speaker 2:
[45:56] Maybe that was a holding tank.
Speaker 4:
[45:57] Is that the back rooms?
Speaker 5:
[45:59] That was the tailgate.
Speaker 3:
[46:02] That's the big roaring lion.
Speaker 4:
[46:05] All right. Bring the website.
Speaker 2:
[46:07] I can't. I don't want to bash the place. Because I feel like they're doing an okay job.
Speaker 4:
[46:11] I want to see more about it. I want to see what they portrayed.
Speaker 2:
[46:13] They have a summer camp where you can apparently capture and cage animals. We got to move on.
Speaker 3:
[46:21] You're a zookeeper.
Speaker 2:
[46:22] I can't do this to these people. Because I do think that was just a bad angled photo, but...
Speaker 4:
[46:28] No, the angle wasn't the problem on the photo.
Speaker 2:
[46:31] Well, maybe there was like...
Speaker 4:
[46:32] He was in a dog kennel.
Speaker 3:
[46:33] What is... hey, what is that?
Speaker 2:
[46:35] I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4:
[46:37] I mean, a kennel like that during hunting season has got 19 beagles in it waiting to go chase deer, so...
Speaker 3:
[46:42] That's... hey, he's the cousin to Jimmy Durand.
Speaker 5:
[46:45] Down there by that tree that gets croaked by lions.
Speaker 2:
[46:48] Hold on.
Speaker 3:
[46:48] I'm serious. That's Jimmy Durand and Jimmy Durand's cousin.
Speaker 4:
[46:51] Oh, yeah, that's him. What one is that? Is that a taper?
Speaker 2:
[46:55] I think so.
Speaker 4:
[46:56] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[46:57] Zoos are weird.
Speaker 4:
[46:58] The world's largest rodent or something. Is that right?
Speaker 2:
[47:01] I don't know, but I just got that email and I was just... I was like, oh, Black Panther, I'm going to prove it. And then I clicked on the picture and I felt sad.
Speaker 3:
[47:08] Well, hey, it is. He's got him. They got him in a zoo. They ought to turn him loose.
Speaker 4:
[47:13] I mean, if that's what qualifies as a zoo, Jude also lives at a zoo. Just it's my house.
Speaker 5:
[47:19] Yeah.
Speaker 2:
[47:20] We all live in a zoo. My favorite is, and I promise you, most of our emails are just Black Panther sightings. Now, maybe that's why I dream the way I do. Eddie emailed in one.
Speaker 4:
[47:32] Uncle Eddie.
Speaker 2:
[47:34] They see them often around North Florida and South Georgia.
Speaker 3:
[47:38] North Florida and South Georgia.
Speaker 2:
[47:40] Martin, how many times have we seen this exact photo over the last six years?
Speaker 4:
[47:44] And it never gets old.
Speaker 2:
[47:45] And it's always in a new location. I wish we got a new one, but we just hadn't got any good Black Panther sightings.
Speaker 4:
[47:55] I wonder why. I'm surprised they hadn't brought in a bunch of new ones.
Speaker 5:
[47:58] Yeah. Same reason we ain't found the missing link.
Speaker 4:
[48:01] Yeah. That's okay. He's there partying with that Ivory Bill Woodpecker, wherever they are.
Speaker 5:
[48:07] Yeah.
Speaker 3:
[48:08] It's been a wild ride too, hasn't it?
Speaker 5:
[48:10] Oh, yeah.
Speaker 2:
[48:10] Not as wild as them boys on that rocket.
Speaker 4:
[48:13] It ain't over yet either. We still going to the moon. Actually, we're on our way home.
Speaker 2:
[48:18] Speaking of going to the moon and on the way home, today's verse of the day comes from a little place called Twitter, which is a cesspool of activity. But I was reading about NASA stuff and it gets-
Speaker 4:
[48:28] Isn't it called X?
Speaker 2:
[48:30] Whatever. Whatever it's called.
Speaker 4:
[48:33] Hey, Elon paid a lot of money for that X, man.
Speaker 2:
[48:36] Sure. So they were talking, there's a bunch of NASA stuff and I'm just reading it and I'm enthralled. Someone tweeted, boy, they really slapped with Psalm 14 right now. And I was like, I don't know what Psalm 14 says.
Speaker 4:
[48:52] There's a bunch of them. So I went to it straight.
Speaker 2:
[48:56] And it brings me back to our friend Victor, looking back at the creation, Psalm 14, one and two, one and two. The fool says in his heart, there is no God, they are corrupt, their deeds are vile and there is no one who does good. The Lord looks down from heaven on all mankind to see if there are any who understand and any who seek God.
Speaker 4:
[49:20] Yeah, wow. Don't be a fool, y'all.
Speaker 2:
[49:22] Hey, somebody had to make this old ball.
Speaker 4:
[49:25] I guarantee you, they did.
Speaker 3:
[49:27] And it's too perfect.
Speaker 4:
[49:29] And it's a ball.
Speaker 3:
[49:31] It's too perfect.
Speaker 4:
[49:32] Not a sheet. It's a ball.
Speaker 2:
[49:36] See y'all next time, right here in the Duck Call Room. We're landing on the moon.