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Speaker 1:
[00:02] What's up, gigglers? Gary, fix the Wi-Fi.

Speaker 2:
[00:05] Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

Speaker 1:
[00:12] I mean, the day just got away from me.

Speaker 2:
[00:15] Hello, Gov'net Gigglers. Oh, shoot, I messed up. That's okay.

Speaker 1:
[00:19] We thought about it too much.

Speaker 2:
[00:21] We have so much to talk about.

Speaker 1:
[00:22] Do we?

Speaker 2:
[00:23] Well, you're already going with the finger. Let's go.

Speaker 1:
[00:26] One thing I want to compliment you, and then I want to call you out. What do you want first?

Speaker 2:
[00:30] Oh, I'm so scared right now. I literally just got off a plane. I can't deal with this right now.

Speaker 1:
[00:34] I forgot about it last week.

Speaker 2:
[00:36] Okay, start with the positive. That's so you.

Speaker 1:
[00:45] Wait, that's so you. And I would say the opposite. I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[00:50] Well, yeah, because I'm like, I'll be on a high. My Uber driver today told me that I have great energy, and I was like, I'm good for a week.

Speaker 1:
[00:58] Oh, that's so nice.

Speaker 2:
[00:58] And I said, thank you. That compliment made my day. And he goes, you shouldn't let other people affect your day that much. Oh. I said, okay, Mel Robbins.

Speaker 1:
[01:05] Okay, he builds you up to beat you down. I like it.

Speaker 2:
[01:09] Typical man.

Speaker 1:
[01:10] Okay, my compliment is, you were right. It's all about wired headphones. Like, I don't know. I don't-

Speaker 2:
[01:17] Add it to the docket.

Speaker 1:
[01:18] I think I'm going through a phase where like my AirPods are never charged. I can't find the other one. Where even are they? Where's the case? And plugging your headphones into your phone just makes the most sense.

Speaker 2:
[01:32] And you also like, you just trust it. It's old school manual electronics. It's like putting a VHS in it. You know it's going to play. Okay?

Speaker 1:
[01:43] There's something just, it's a moment between you and your phone. You're connected.

Speaker 2:
[01:48] I understand if you're like doing crazy workouts and stuff, which we're not doing. But okay, that was like kind of a compliment. What's the negative?

Speaker 1:
[01:57] Your husband actually informed me of this. You were there. And he said that sometimes if you're hungry and you're going to order Uber Eats or order food, you just order. You don't take into consideration who's in the room, who's in the home, if they're hungry. It's like one for, what is the saying? All for one and one for all.

Speaker 2:
[02:21] Okay. That's a one-sided story.

Speaker 1:
[02:23] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[02:24] It's one of those things in a relationship where like it happened once. And you know what it was? It's cause I ordered from this coffee shop that he doesn't like. So it's like, he, he wakes up at 6 a.m. So it's like 10 30 a.m. I'm doing whatever. And I'm like, oh shoot, I want to get like a frittata or something and some coffee. And it comes and he's like, you didn't ask me if I want anything. I'm like, you don't like this place. And he's like, but you should just ask me. It's like typical marriage.

Speaker 1:
[02:48] Okay. I would like to apologize to you because the way he told the story, that's crazy. It was as if you were ordering steak dinners for one.

Speaker 2:
[02:57] I always know what I'm in the mood for. And he's very chill. Like I'll be like, I want sushi. And he's like, let's go.

Speaker 1:
[03:02] I'm very, we don't, hey, we don't have to order from the same place.

Speaker 2:
[03:05] That's my thing. So there's been some uber times where he's like, oh, I really don't want Mexican. And I'm like, I feel like a pregnant lady. If I don't get quesadillas to the face right now, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna become a monster. So then I was like, you order Chinese, I order Mexican. And he was like, we're having dinner together. And I'm like, you know what's crazy? Uber eats doesn't, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1:
[03:26] As long as we order it at the same time.

Speaker 2:
[03:29] It's crazy that you think we're sitting down to eat at a dinner table. We're watching TV on Netflix, like, right.

Speaker 1:
[03:35] So did you watch that documentary of the the profit thing? Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[03:40] You know what's crazy? I can't get myself to click on it because I'm just so over. Like, I just can't with these men. Like, it's a story that's been told.

Speaker 1:
[03:50] No, you have to watch it because I think the craziest part was that this this husband and wife that basically infiltrated this group had so much footage and documentation of all the bad stuff this guy was doing. And it took the police years. Years. They're like, well, then the FBI got involved. They're like, no, we still need more evidence.

Speaker 2:
[04:12] Well, the cult thing is they're always like, then why'd you guys stay? And they don't understand that it's emotional manipulation. Yes. Hi. Quick chess update. Oh, also, I was-

Speaker 1:
[04:26] Must we?

Speaker 2:
[04:27] I was texting, I was, girls have been coming out the woodwork because all the girls, either they're like ex-girlfriends or have friends who know Magnus or girls who dated Hans.

Speaker 1:
[04:38] You got in with Magnus' exes?

Speaker 2:
[04:40] I'm so in right now, and they're all DMing me, and I'm like sending it to Dez. Okay, so people who know Magnus claim that Magnus thinks there were people in the audience. That's how he was cheating. But then I got a direct line from one of Hans' ex-girlfriends.

Speaker 1:
[04:57] No, like this is the T that you'd be in.

Speaker 2:
[05:00] She says, I'm a giggler inside scoop. I know Hans' ex-girlfriend. She says, even she doesn't know if he cheated, but I quote, if anyone would, it would be him. After they broke up, she sold all the jewelry he bought her for $1 each on Instagram Story. Okay, I don't really know what that meant.

Speaker 1:
[05:19] I went to middle school with a kid named Hans. I remember he was bilingual. They sat me next to him during Spanish class. Huge mistake. He did all my Spanish for me.

Speaker 2:
[05:30] Shout out Hans. Thank you for supporting Women in the Arts.

Speaker 1:
[05:32] I remember he had a really nice home and a really pretty mom. That's all I remember from middle school.

Speaker 2:
[05:38] I wonder where he is now.

Speaker 1:
[05:38] I knew all the pretty moms in middle school.

Speaker 2:
[05:41] Speaking of finding people, have you ever seen a girl on Instagram who has a beautiful nose job? You see it, you know it's a nose job, but it's really good. And then you're like, now I have to scroll to see what her nose looked before, to be like, was it a slight?

Speaker 1:
[05:57] See, I like when they make it their personality because the video's pinned.

Speaker 2:
[06:01] See, this girl, I was like, I'm gonna find it. So this is what I'm doing when Des is like, and I'm like, I'm working. I'm scrolling on my phone. So I go all the way back to her Instagram. It starts in 2021. So this bitch, she took out. So I said, you know what? I'm not quitting. I go on Facebook. I try to find her on Facebook. And I'm like, I will find her. Oh my God, we even knew Facebook once in a while. Random girl, don't know this girl. She doesn't know me. I just sometimes hyperfix it on things. Look, sorry, I want to have a purpose.

Speaker 1:
[06:32] Yeah, sorry that you wanted to see it before and after.

Speaker 2:
[06:34] So I'm on Facebook navigating, and then I see a recommendation for a friend. Does Bishop? I wasn't friends with my husband on Facebook. Isn't that crazy? It's like of the time where we weren't using Facebook.

Speaker 1:
[06:47] I feel like it's actually not crazy.

Speaker 2:
[06:49] Well, then my friend requested him, and I was like, can you accept my friend request? And then I'm like, what photos do you have on there? And he's like, I don't know. And I'm like, well, you better clean them up because I'm in a scrolling mood today. So anyway, doesn't have friends on Facebook. I poked him. Which by the way, creepy and like, what happened to consent?

Speaker 1:
[07:16] Yeah, what happened to hi, how are you? Send a message, a poke, the bare minimum.

Speaker 2:
[07:22] No one cared about consent in the 2000s.

Speaker 1:
[07:25] Have you seen any of the master's discourse?

Speaker 2:
[07:27] All I know is I was busy working this weekend, my last weekend in North Carolina. The tour is over, Hulu special is coming, everyone get pumped.

Speaker 1:
[07:35] Do you feel such a sense of relief?

Speaker 2:
[07:38] I was really sad.

Speaker 1:
[07:39] You are?

Speaker 2:
[07:39] Like going to the venue, I was really sad.

Speaker 1:
[07:43] Wow.

Speaker 2:
[07:44] Cause I was, you're just like, I'm not gonna do this again until I write a whole new hour and it took me like two years to put it together. But do you remember like our last tour show in Salt Lake City when like we never had a problem with the tech and then the last show, there was like an error and we took it as like a sign. I went up to do the god mic, I started speaking in it and no one was reacting. And but it sounded like it was on. And I was like looking at Gabby who was with me and I was like, what's going on? This crowd like isn't reacting to my voice. And they realized the audio wasn't going to the crowd. But I was like, that's a sign maybe the universe is like...

Speaker 1:
[08:20] I remember our last show and I was like, I was ready. We know. I had packed it in mentally and physically.

Speaker 2:
[08:26] Wait, so Dez was telling me about the Masters, he was rooting for Rory.

Speaker 1:
[08:31] Not about that. I could give a shit less. What? I'm with the girls gossip. I don't care who won, I don't even care who was playing. Anyway, so they invited some influencers to the Masters this year, okay? And people were livid. So they invite these influencers, and people were mad, one, that there were influencers there, and two, on how they were dressed. I want to watch what I say, because I don't feel that passionate about it, but also, I'm kind of like, uh, okay? So the number one thing people were mad about was that they kept seeing, like, this tournament's been around for 90 years, and have some respect on it, and, like, you should be wearing, like, blah, blah, blah outfits, and I've seen so many short skirts and shorts and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, it's like, okay, it's been around for 90 years. I can respect that. You couldn't go even 15 years, like, they didn't even let women, I don't think women still can go.

Speaker 2:
[09:35] Women, like, aren't allowed to play at most super, super fancy clubs.

Speaker 1:
[09:40] Yeah, so I'm like, okay, yes, we're respecting the game the boys have been playing for 90 years.

Speaker 2:
[09:44] No, they're basically saying, this is a boys club.

Speaker 1:
[09:46] Yeah, like, how dare you come. Now, I did look at a couple of the girls' outfits that were influencers there. Also, obviously someone that works for the masters and the PGA said, hey, let's hire a couple of influencers to come. So why would you be mad at the influencer for accepting and going?

Speaker 2:
[10:07] Also, there's thousands of people in horrible outfits watching the masters. What's wrong with a couple of girls?

Speaker 1:
[10:12] Should they say no? Like, oh my god, no, we can't go. It'll be disrespectful. I don't.

Speaker 2:
[10:16] Also, it's not disrespectful to show your thighs. Sorry.

Speaker 1:
[10:20] Oh, and then I thought I was crazy.

Speaker 2:
[10:22] Coachella, they're just wearing skirt, golf suits.

Speaker 1:
[10:25] I was like, this feels very trad wifey.

Speaker 2:
[10:27] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[10:28] Like, oh my god, how dare.

Speaker 2:
[10:31] Get them banned.

Speaker 1:
[10:32] So I went to the girls' TikTok that they were complaining about. I already follow her. Cute girl. Like, always has cute outfits on, always makes like cute little videos, and I look at her outfit. Now, when I see her outfit, my only critique maybe was like, oh, maybe it was a little casual. She had like a Chanel. Okay.

Speaker 2:
[10:55] She's wearing Chanel. I'm good.

Speaker 1:
[10:57] Top on, she had a sweater over her shoulders and she had little white shorts. Maybe if she put like a white mini skirt on, they would have been less offended. But I did not see her ass cheek at all.

Speaker 2:
[11:07] Do you see what the dads are wearing watching the Masters?

Speaker 1:
[11:11] Then I keep watching the girls making videos being like, it's so disrespectful to the sport.

Speaker 2:
[11:16] So girls are making videos?

Speaker 1:
[11:17] Yes. And it's such a specific type of girl. And look, it just felt so like utopian. Like you guys are all gonna make videos calling out these influencers for getting to go to the Masters because you don't like their outfits because it's disrespectful to the boys. Like it's disrespectful to the game of golf. I don't think anyone gave a fuck who was playing.

Speaker 2:
[11:44] It is very pick me to be like, that's disrespectful to wear that. What, like they're gonna distract Rory McIlroy? I'm gonna tell a quick, very quick story. Because I have a lot of opinions on golf, which by the way, I'm very good at it. So if any boyfriends are listening, I know what I'm talking about. I had a 15 handicap back in my day.

Speaker 1:
[12:04] Also this pimple is ruining my life and it has been for like two weeks.

Speaker 2:
[12:07] We both have a pimple.

Speaker 1:
[12:08] And I called today to get it injected and she was like, sorry, I have no openings.

Speaker 2:
[12:10] Can I tell you something so mean? I saw it brewing last week.

Speaker 1:
[12:13] That is mean.

Speaker 2:
[12:14] I saw it.

Speaker 1:
[12:15] No, it's Ben, it's here.

Speaker 2:
[12:17] And I knew it was gonna be one that like, was gonna be tough.

Speaker 1:
[12:20] There's like two heads on it.

Speaker 2:
[12:21] I knew it was gonna ruin.

Speaker 1:
[12:22] No, it's ruining me.

Speaker 2:
[12:23] Can I say something, though?

Speaker 1:
[12:24] Sure.

Speaker 2:
[12:25] When you have a pimple.

Speaker 1:
[12:26] I'm more humble.

Speaker 2:
[12:27] You forget about all, actually, yes. But you forget about all your other problems, and you put it all into your pimple. And I actually think you kind of enjoy it. Because you wake up and you go, it's the pimple. The pimple's ruining my life. God forbid you actually address like, internal demons going on.

Speaker 1:
[12:42] No, it's gonna be my skin. No, I'm having a bad skin.

Speaker 2:
[12:46] You know what? It's crazy.

Speaker 1:
[12:48] It's like women really, like I have one good week a month. We have one good week a month. Right now, in my specific week, I hate my skin.

Speaker 2:
[12:56] Are you pre, are you PMSing?

Speaker 1:
[12:58] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[12:59] Yeah. Yes. How about always?

Speaker 1:
[13:03] I feel like I'm just always PMSing.

Speaker 2:
[13:07] So, when I was a golfer back in my-

Speaker 1:
[13:09] The other day a man asked me what menopause was. I had to walk away.

Speaker 2:
[13:12] It's not our job to educate you. Read a book.

Speaker 1:
[13:18] Like Paige.

Speaker 2:
[13:19] So, when I was like, I think I was like 12, and we show up, we like golfed at Shelter Island. I was wearing a tennis skirt to golf, because I'm not buying golf. It's all skirts, whatever. And I play a sport with it. I'm not wearing a fucking Coachella skirt, which by the way, they're allowed to. It's belts. So, my dad gets pulled aside, and they're like, hey, she can't wear that skirt, it's too short.

Speaker 1:
[13:43] How old are you?

Speaker 2:
[13:44] 12. And my dad's like, that's a Nike tennis skirt.

Speaker 1:
[13:48] And she's 12.

Speaker 2:
[13:49] And they were like, it has to be right by the knee. So, they're basically like, you have to dress in an old lady long skirt to play golf.

Speaker 1:
[13:57] It's very trad-wifey. Why? Because you're going to distract the 50-year-old with your knees?

Speaker 2:
[14:03] Was like, you're saying that you're sexualizing my 12-year-old daughter right now, because she's wearing a tennis skirt. And you know me, it wasn't a girly tennis skirt. It was a navy blue plain tennis skirt with a collared shirt.

Speaker 1:
[14:16] I felt like the Mean Girls mom. I saw the girls' TikTok, I go, Adorable! She's adorable!

Speaker 2:
[14:23] So, the fact that people are saying that you're showing skin is disrespectful is basically saying that women's sexuality is dirty or inappropriate. Everyone needs to be walking around like fucking virgins all the time, which by the way, virginity is a construct.

Speaker 1:
[14:38] Okay, one of the influencers that was there, Wishbone Kitchen.

Speaker 2:
[14:42] A Hampton sweet, a professional chef.

Speaker 1:
[14:46] Had a pleated mini skirt on, a sweater. I don't think she was one of the girls I was getting called out for her outfit, but the outfits weren't insane. No one was showing up in tube tops. Even the players' wives, I guess, get way more shit than other sports. And it's very interesting because it's like, at any other sporting event, there's gonna be influencers there. That's just what the world is. And also, I feel like if you're mad that influencers are at this event, the world evolves and it changes. 50 years ago, you wouldn't have even been allowed to go to the event. Now influencers are allowed. It's just so bizarre. And also, obviously, there's a team of people that work there that are like, let's try and get some younger generation eyes on inside the event. Maybe, and it's not all because they want tickets or they want people to bid for tickets or whatever. It's just awareness of the sport, and that's what influencers do.

Speaker 2:
[15:51] Not to be a mom, but jealousy is a disease. Go well soon.

Speaker 1:
[15:55] Okay, that's how I felt watching the videos. I felt like the influencers, because I don't know. The one girl, her name's Abby. I don't know how much younger she is than me, but in my head, maybe she's like 28, but in my head, she's like 25 years old, and I'm like, all these people are being mean about her outfit because they're jealous. Like, don't then show me your trad wife dress and be like, see, this is what you should have worn. Okay, maybe if you're in your 60s, this girl's like in her 20s, she's wearing a white mini skirt.

Speaker 2:
[16:22] Also, I want to challenge people to... We already have de-centered men. If you haven't, buy the book. But I want us to also work on de-centering your age.

Speaker 1:
[16:34] I saw this on TikTok.

Speaker 2:
[16:35] Did you see that TikTok? I didn't watch it, but de-centering age was powerful because... Yeah, there's moments where you...

Speaker 1:
[16:44] I'm so bad at it.

Speaker 2:
[16:45] You're really bad at it. I don't want to call you out, but this was pointed. This is for you. Well, I like to approach things and say, it's for the Gigglers, but really, it's for you. Because you...

Speaker 1:
[16:56] We're all gonna start group therapy.

Speaker 2:
[16:57] You put it really strong with your identity, where I feel like age...

Speaker 1:
[17:03] I have a pimple, and now my best friend is gonna name things that I always do.

Speaker 2:
[17:07] But you've called yourself out on it. You were like, when I turn 30, I'm gonna kill myself. And then you were like, I actually never felt better. So I'm like, we could have avoided all of that if you weren't so hyper-focused on your age.

Speaker 1:
[17:18] Sorry, I'd like to have a five-year plan. And when I was turning 30, I did it. It was really stressing me out.

Speaker 2:
[17:24] I do think...

Speaker 1:
[17:25] But no, I do. I put a lot of onus on my age.

Speaker 2:
[17:28] Yeah. So I'm just putting that out there for you to work on.

Speaker 1:
[17:32] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[17:32] Add it to the list.

Speaker 1:
[17:34] One more thing about the masters thing too.

Speaker 2:
[17:36] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[17:37] Okay. Say I'm totally wrong and say all the influencers were disrespecting the sport and their outfits were trashy and classless and blah, blah, blah. When something like this happens, the amount of people that are not content creators that then feel okay to make videos because it almost feels like this group mentality of like, oh, it's okay to hate on this one subject because everyone's hating on it. Let me get some views. And so then I felt like it started to be like, are you guys actually that mad that a bunch of 25-year-olds went to the masters?

Speaker 2:
[18:14] Or do you just see that it's getting discourse and you want views on your own video?

Speaker 1:
[18:18] Like, is it really upsetting your day that a girl wore a white skirt to the masters?

Speaker 2:
[18:22] Also, whatever happened to seeing someone getting bullied by a lot of people and being like, hey, let's not do that.

Speaker 1:
[18:32] Whatever happened.

Speaker 2:
[18:33] I loved, in school, if you saw people bullying someone, being like, hey, not okay.

Speaker 1:
[18:40] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[18:40] That was cool. That was cool of you to say, I'm not jumping on the bandwagon because it's really easy for you guys all to gang up on one person right now. But I digress. I'm not going to live through my middle school trauma.

Speaker 1:
[18:53] My other TikTok discourse that I've been seeing is about Coachella.

Speaker 2:
[18:59] Coachella, I am enjoying the people, non-influencers doing content, because that's fun. It's like, show me the real experience.

Speaker 1:
[19:06] The camping? No, you got me fucked up. This is what I mean when I'm like, I'm not traveling outside my home to see a concert. I don't care how much you love someone. I'm not walking to the shower trailer. If the words shower trailer are introduced to me, I'm not going.

Speaker 2:
[19:29] Also, people are like, well, Hannah, you don't do drugs. That's why you don't get it. If I'm fucked up.

Speaker 1:
[19:38] If I had a nickel, for every situation we've been in, I'm like, you don't do drugs, you don't get it.

Speaker 2:
[19:44] I'm saying if I'm fucked up on Molly, I want to be in the comfort of a place that I know where the bathroom is, that I know where my friends are. I don't want to be high as a kite, losing my friends, crazy music, dark. There's dust in my, like that.

Speaker 1:
[20:00] No, I'm gonna do the dust.

Speaker 2:
[20:01] I'd immediately call 911.

Speaker 1:
[20:03] No, and I'm sensitive, like my nose.

Speaker 2:
[20:04] I would walk straight to the hospital. Wherever the nurse station is, I would just go there.

Speaker 1:
[20:08] We would be at the infirmary. We would. We'd be like, where is first aid here?

Speaker 2:
[20:14] I would call the police on myself and say, take me away.

Speaker 1:
[20:17] You'd be like, I think I'm gonna pass out. I haven't eaten all day.

Speaker 2:
[20:19] But I love watching other people have fun and loving something, even if I'm not capable of that. We have to discuss Justin.

Speaker 1:
[20:28] Yes.

Speaker 2:
[20:29] So I'm getting blown up. Everyone's forwarding me how someone made a funny Instagram being like every man deep down just wants to show you YouTube videos. And I'm a believer.

Speaker 1:
[20:44] When he like got big, he looked like a child. So I never...

Speaker 2:
[20:48] I just was like, this kid's so talented.

Speaker 1:
[20:50] Now, I mean, as a grown adult, I'm like, he has such swag.

Speaker 2:
[20:53] Now, let me say, I fully understand him blowing up on YouTube and him turning to look at his older self and singing. Like, it's so powerful, and it truly is art. Like, that's his art performance. He was showing some random YouTube that I think he just got a little carried away with. Like, the gaudy joke and stuff. That was YouTube waterboarding.

Speaker 1:
[21:16] I wasn't offended, though, at all by his performance. Now, did I laugh when people were comparing him and Sabrina Carpenter? Like, totally. But I would argue that if Lady Gaga got up there and laid on the ground, I would be like, that's art.

Speaker 2:
[21:34] Do you think if Taylor Swift did that?

Speaker 1:
[21:36] Would people be upset? No, I think people would love it. I think people would love it because her real Swifties would be like, do you know how connected that made us feel like we were in her bedroom just watching YouTube videos? But here's the thing, if I'm going to a Justin Bieber concert, I'm not expecting a full dance routine and outfit changes. Even though he is a great dancer.

Speaker 2:
[21:58] He is a great dancer. But yeah, it's like going to see Beyonce and she doesn't dance and she doesn't have incredible dancers behind her, you'd be like, you'd feel tricked. Where like Justin, it's, I understood it and I thought it was beautiful, but it did remind me a little of like stand up comedy where like a man will shoot his special in a sweatshirt, in like whatever suit he is lying around, no hair and makeup, and like I wish I could do that, where like I have to get a stylist, hair and makeup, hours and hours wearing heels. Like there's just more that goes into presenting yourself as a woman.

Speaker 1:
[22:36] My equivalent to that is like going on vacation with your significant other. Like, cause I feel like you're in such a confined space and you really like see the steps in their routine and the lack thereof in men. Like their biggest thing is ironing something.

Speaker 2:
[22:51] But you know what you said about how he has swag?

Speaker 1:
[22:53] And half the time they delegate it to you. Now that's one thing I don't do.

Speaker 2:
[22:58] Laundry.

Speaker 1:
[22:59] Yeah, I won't like iron something for some, I'm like, do mine.

Speaker 2:
[23:03] I actually, I bought one of those ironers that are, I don't know, I bought an iron. Dez loves ironing. It's like his thing.

Speaker 1:
[23:10] I'm gonna send him my stuff.

Speaker 2:
[23:10] Cause he likes suits and stuff.

Speaker 1:
[23:12] That's why I had to get a steamer closet. I'm like, I don't like ironing and you don't like it.

Speaker 2:
[23:17] But what you said about Justin having confidence and swag, that's what we need to channel. Have the confidence to do a Coachella set in a sweatshirt and you're so fucking good. You're so iconic that you can just show old foes yourself and people lose their fucking minds. And that's the confidence that I want women to have.

Speaker 1:
[23:38] Here's the other thing. I think people are being tough on him too. He's been famous for so long. Like he's done the big performances. Like this was a new vibe.

Speaker 2:
[23:50] That is such a great point. Sabrina Carpenter is on the up.

Speaker 1:
[23:53] Yeah, it's not like this was his first time.

Speaker 2:
[23:54] She's establishing herself.

Speaker 1:
[23:55] Yes, correct.

Speaker 2:
[23:57] That was almost like a lifetime achievement.

Speaker 1:
[24:01] Yeah, that was almost like, let's take a trip down memory lane, farewell tour vibe.

Speaker 2:
[24:05] Yes, yes. And he's experimenting with his vibes. I thought that his Grammy performance, was it the Grammys?

Speaker 1:
[24:11] I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[24:11] I don't know. I don't know. Whatever, his last performance in an award show was great.

Speaker 1:
[24:14] Also, let's not act like something fucked up didn't happen to him. So I'm in the realm of like, he can do whatever he wants as far as I'm concerned.

Speaker 2:
[24:22] Like she must be so proud of him.

Speaker 1:
[24:24] I think she's definitely so proud of him, but I give her so much credit.

Speaker 2:
[24:30] For all the hate she's had to go through.

Speaker 1:
[24:31] For continuing to do her own thing. Like she does not have road because of him. Like she, okay, does she have like some of her fame because of him? Like, yeah, of course. But she's also friends with a ton of famous people. She was always going to be famous.

Speaker 2:
[24:50] She financially set herself up to be independent and okay. Yeah, like it just felt like she's dealt with so much bullshit in that relationship because of how famous they are.

Speaker 1:
[25:02] Well, it feels like they've had to grow up really quickly.

Speaker 2:
[25:05] Yeah, and just I'll never forget her being like, I don't say anything to anyone. I don't do anything. Like when I go back to when we met, she was getting crucified and I couldn't even tell you why.

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Speaker 2:
[26:29] Speaking of men, I don't know if I should tell the full story because it's kind of gross.

Speaker 1:
[26:34] Who's it about?

Speaker 2:
[26:35] Okay. It's a friend to a friend.

Speaker 1:
[26:37] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[26:37] She said that she just got out of a really hard relationship, and she met this guy who she's really into, except.

Speaker 1:
[26:45] Love it. I'm going to put some lip gloss on because I'm just thinking my lips are a little dry.

Speaker 2:
[26:49] I don't know if you're going to want to put liquid on your mouth during this, but he likes to spit in her mouth.

Speaker 1:
[26:55] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[26:56] And he did it the first time without asking. He just did it. And she was like, maybe that was just a moment, in the heat of the moment. And then the next time he did it again, and then she was like, I don't want to kink shame him. And then I was like, what if it's your kink though to not be spat at? That's what you're into. Please don't spit on me. I'm not going to get into details, but it's like, he's, it's a real spit. And then...

Speaker 1:
[27:22] Like a real...

Speaker 2:
[27:24] It's a loogie.

Speaker 1:
[27:25] Yeah, a real hawk to us.

Speaker 2:
[27:26] And I gagged, he's hawk toing. So like, these are the options. You think he's your soul mate, but he does this. Do you just say, you gotta stop? Do you say, you can do this, but you have to just like, pay a prostitute and do it with her on the side?

Speaker 1:
[27:41] Please do not give this problem to some other girl.

Speaker 2:
[27:45] No, at least let her financially benefit from it. Or thirdly, you go, hey, birthdays and holidays, I'll let you do your little freaky things to me. But you hate it, like you don't like it. Or do you realize, I don't care if I like this guy in other areas, I can't deal with this, he's not my soul mate.

Speaker 1:
[28:04] I'm fine, I'm not.

Speaker 2:
[28:05] And her soul mate's even real.

Speaker 1:
[28:07] Oh my God. I don't know, it's us, Des.

Speaker 2:
[28:12] Well, it does unsubscribe from my text.

Speaker 1:
[28:14] It all depends on how much you like this guy.

Speaker 2:
[28:16] I thought you were going to say it all depends on how much spit he's spitting. She's like, what kind of spit?

Speaker 1:
[28:22] Because look, if there's a night, and you're both like, oh my God, we're five cocktails in, it's so passionate, and you're doing weird kinky stuff, like, okay, maybe, but like a Tuesday night after you just watched like the new John Hamm show, like, I don't know if I want spit in my mouth.

Speaker 2:
[28:42] You know when you like a guy, but there's things that kind of turn you off in bed about him?

Speaker 1:
[28:46] Also, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off. I feel like a lot of times the things guys do because they are so dumb, they're only doing them because they think you actually like it.

Speaker 2:
[28:57] One girl they dated once.

Speaker 1:
[28:59] Or they watched some video where they did that, and the girl was like, oh my god, I really like it, and they don't realize it's acting. Men with porn are like females to reality TV. They can't understand that it's not real.

Speaker 2:
[29:13] And then they reenact it in their real life, and you're like, that's not how it actually happens.

Speaker 1:
[29:17] There was actually so many conversations before this that you didn't see. There's contracts, there's lawyers.

Speaker 2:
[29:24] Also, there was foreplay that they didn't show. There were a lot of conversations that didn't lead to this.

Speaker 1:
[29:29] Cameras, there's lights, there's producers.

Speaker 2:
[29:30] Yeah, she didn't just come. Also, it wasn't that good, it wasn't that bad, okay?

Speaker 1:
[29:40] It's like, are we getting an Emmy? No, but it was a solid performance.

Speaker 2:
[29:44] Oh my God, that is genius. That's really genius.

Speaker 1:
[29:48] What were we even saying?

Speaker 2:
[29:49] Well, I was saying, what was I going to say? The guy...

Speaker 1:
[29:53] So I think that if you really don't like it, like this isn't non-negotiable for me, I think you should feel comfortable enough to be like, hey, I'm not really into it. Because you don't know, he might be like, oh, I'm not really even into that either. Like, okay, I have a small story.

Speaker 2:
[30:10] Please.

Speaker 1:
[30:11] One time I was talking about this guy, and I don't know if wires got crossed.

Speaker 2:
[30:18] Tubes were tied. Miscommunication.

Speaker 1:
[30:22] What happened? But not hard. I mean, not rough.

Speaker 2:
[30:29] Is this the time he fainted? Sorry, I can't keep track. Continue. Kim DeSorbo was at home like, Paige.

Speaker 1:
[30:40] That was one time, and I was safe. But anyway, that's a story for a different day. He lightly like hit my face, like lightly. And I looked at him and he looked at me, and I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2:
[30:58] And he was like, totally, I didn't know either.

Speaker 1:
[31:01] I felt like, and I was like, I feel like I'm good, and he was like, and so am I. I didn't know.

Speaker 2:
[31:07] Like good, like no thank you.

Speaker 1:
[31:08] No thank you.

Speaker 2:
[31:09] I was like, sorry, you just had a sloppable face. But also for a second, I was like, and he was like, we better not.

Speaker 1:
[31:18] And I was like, we shouldn't.

Speaker 2:
[31:19] That at least was actually really communicative. This guy's out here just spitting.

Speaker 1:
[31:24] Also, I think you got a problem on your hand.

Speaker 2:
[31:27] Yeah, and I don't want to kink shame, but I do think it could be worth it to be like-

Speaker 1:
[31:31] Kinks are for girls.

Speaker 2:
[31:32] Kinks are for girls because it's safer coming from them.

Speaker 1:
[31:35] Yeah, and that's it. That's the only argument you need.

Speaker 2:
[31:38] Also, why aren't girls out here slapping and choking them?

Speaker 1:
[31:43] No, they are. I mean, there's a whole world of dominatrix.

Speaker 2:
[31:47] Incredible, which is basically what I do in my stand-up comedy show, just verbally. But do you think it's worth maybe him talking to someone to see where it stems from, and then maybe he'll lose the attraction to it when he realizes he's just thinking about his mom or something?

Speaker 1:
[32:01] Where would that stem from?

Speaker 2:
[32:03] Well, kinks are funny because it could be anything. It could be a strong wind on a summer's day.

Speaker 1:
[32:08] Like, where did it start spitting in someone's mouth? I feel like it just started 10 years ago.

Speaker 2:
[32:15] It is funny how some kinks are trendy. I guess you hear about it.

Speaker 1:
[32:19] Because in high school, I feel like I heard about the time, like, oh, she gave him a hand-drab with her foot. I was like, what?

Speaker 2:
[32:25] There's a lot of like this.

Speaker 1:
[32:26] That's not a thing.

Speaker 2:
[32:27] There's a lot of dick-slapping, I feel like, in middle school. No, middle school. Sorry, high school.

Speaker 1:
[32:32] High school.

Speaker 2:
[32:32] High school.

Speaker 1:
[32:34] Not where I'm from. We waited till college.

Speaker 2:
[32:38] Also, no one knew what the fuck they were doing in high school. It was crazy. And the girls, we didn't know what was going on. And no one was actually getting fingered correctly, but I digress. Oh, you know we never discuss about men? You ever go on a date with a guy and he's like, totally cool, you're like, this guy's awesome, and you like go back to your place, and you like start kissing him. And then he gets those like crazy eyes. Have you ever been with a man who has like crazy eyes? Where like during sex, they become like ravenous, and you're like, I don't know who this man is. And then you're like, I'm out, like you're freaking me out. Like some guys turn like Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when they have, like I'm like, where did you go? Like where are you?

Speaker 1:
[33:23] I've only had one instance where a guy like, I didn't realize that there was a mirror behind me. And like I kept seeing him like.

Speaker 2:
[33:37] You're talking about yourself, right? You hate mirrors for girls. I was like, hello?

Speaker 1:
[33:45] He would bite his bottom lip and look in the mirror. And I was like, I think we're done here. Thank you so much for your time.

Speaker 2:
[33:52] I just know sometimes when guys start getting into sex mode, they change sometimes. And I'm like, where did you go? Who is this man? This is not the man I was on a date with.

Speaker 1:
[34:02] I haven't fully felt that, I feel like.

Speaker 2:
[34:05] Well, I feel like also you're very focused on yourself. So I feel like you wouldn't notice if his eye changed. Not at all.

Speaker 1:
[34:12] Not at all.

Speaker 2:
[34:13] Oh God.

Speaker 1:
[34:14] As long as they're looking at me, I don't care.

Speaker 2:
[34:16] Do you remember the penis game?

Speaker 1:
[34:17] No. This is a very sexual episode.

Speaker 2:
[34:19] You never played penis game?

Speaker 1:
[34:21] Like where you have to yell penis?

Speaker 2:
[34:22] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[34:22] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[34:23] How did that become so popular?

Speaker 1:
[34:25] I never really played though.

Speaker 2:
[34:27] Yeah, that's not Paige coded.

Speaker 1:
[34:28] Like in like eighth grade, when people were like doing it in class, I was like juvenile.

Speaker 2:
[34:33] I felt like it was like in New York City, it almost wasn't fun, because like you could literally do anything in New York City and no one looked.

Speaker 1:
[34:39] Right, like you could.

Speaker 2:
[34:40] So you'd be yelling penis, and everyone's like, I know.

Speaker 1:
[34:42] That's just a Tuesday outside the building.

Speaker 2:
[34:43] That's just 10 a.m. on a Tuesday in the Lower East Side.

Speaker 1:
[34:46] You know, we didn't talk about, did you see that Lena Dunham did a podcast with the New York Times? Like did like an interview with the New York Times?

Speaker 2:
[34:54] I did see clips from that.

Speaker 1:
[34:55] I just feel like people don't give her enough credit, and people were so mean to her when she came out with girls. She was talking about how she didn't understand why people hated her so much. Like why she annoyed people so much. And she said she was talking to her best friend, and her friend was like, Lena, you've annoyed people since we were in kindergarten. And she was like, oh yeah, I've been annoying for years, but it's because she's inquisitive, she's asking questions, she's creative. Girls was her show, if she had a different idea. People really were so mean to her, and she said one of the number one things was people could not understand her body. And she was like, and mind you, I was 26 years old, I was just existing. And the biggest thing was she would never hook up with that guy looking the way she looks. And that wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 2:
[35:55] Also, let's be honest, when you're a funny girl, you could fuck anyone you want.

Speaker 1:
[36:00] Totally.

Speaker 2:
[36:00] And she was quirky and funny and interesting. And she had cool tattoos.

Speaker 1:
[36:05] Also, Girls was, I think, so iconic. the show of our generation. I have not seen a show that depicts what some female personalities are so well.

Speaker 2:
[36:17] So funny.

Speaker 1:
[36:18] Who would you be on the show?

Speaker 2:
[36:19] Oh, I guess Hannah.

Speaker 1:
[36:22] It's so funny because I feel like I'd be Marnie.

Speaker 2:
[36:25] Yeah, you're 1000% Marnie, and I'm 1000% Hannah. Oh my God.

Speaker 1:
[36:29] I'm like, it's about me right now.

Speaker 2:
[36:32] Except you would never do a song. That would be me.

Speaker 1:
[36:34] I would never do a song, but I totally would get back with my heroine boyfriend for like 24 hours.

Speaker 2:
[36:40] Yeah, I thought Jess was the coolest thing. Jess could do no wrong in my book.

Speaker 1:
[36:46] Except then when she ends up with Adam.

Speaker 2:
[36:48] Yeah, that.

Speaker 1:
[36:49] Which was crazy.

Speaker 2:
[36:50] There's more men in the city. There's too many men in the city for you to do that.

Speaker 1:
[36:54] I can't believe that was the ending. That like really upset me.

Speaker 2:
[36:56] By the way, her body was like gorgeous, and like her confidence in general of just like putting yourself out there creatively in so many different ways is like insane.

Speaker 1:
[37:06] Well, it's also just the sheer intelligence that she had. Like to be able to articulate to an entire demographic and generation exactly what they're living through is.

Speaker 2:
[37:20] And then to have the next generation for it to hold up is iconic. And you know what's even sadder is that she had like serious depression and mental problems after she had the biggest hit show at a young age. So it's like she did what she thought she needed to do to be happy, and it like really fucked her up.

Speaker 1:
[37:40] Yeah, which is so crazy.

Speaker 2:
[37:42] Anyway, we love you, Lena. Shout out.

Speaker 1:
[37:45] Just such a big fan of her.

Speaker 2:
[37:46] Oh, I have an Addison Rae take.

Speaker 1:
[37:48] Okay.

Speaker 2:
[37:49] Everyone keeps coming for her about like, she's trying to be Brittany. She's trying to be Brittany. I think, just throwing out there, I think she should shift her inspo to more like Marilyn Monroe. Cause I actually feel like there's a connection with her and Marilyn Monroe in a way that like Marilyn Monroe came up like doing calendars and like things that no one would respect like as a model. And then she started to break into Hollywood and they still didn't want to respect her even though she was talented and beautiful. And they also have like similar bodies where they're both like voluptuous and like you just, they look gorgeous.

Speaker 1:
[38:24] Why are people so mean to her?

Speaker 2:
[38:25] I mean, let's start from where do you want to begin?

Speaker 1:
[38:27] Because she came from TikTok? Like I don't get-

Speaker 2:
[38:30] Cause people, when they think people don't deserve what they got, but then it's like, they're mad at NEPO babies. So I'm like, you can't start from TikTok. You can't start from that. Oh, you want the gatekeepers of Hollywood to have picked her? Yeah. Like I love someone who comes from-

Speaker 1:
[38:44] Anything. Anywhere.

Speaker 2:
[38:46] I love people who come. I love people who came. She had a really good Coachella performance, so that was nice.

Speaker 1:
[38:52] I don't know if this is just me, but totally, I love talking about different discourse and different opinions that people have and who sides on whatever. But I'm sorry, once the person is one year younger than me, I don't care. I don't care. How are grown women getting on the Internet and doing full dissertations on whether or not Addison Rae deserves to be at Coachella? Oh my god. Do yourself a favor and read a book.

Speaker 2:
[39:25] Kind of like fighting with, read one book.

Speaker 1:
[39:28] Read a book.

Speaker 2:
[39:29] It's like, imagine-

Speaker 1:
[39:30] A Gagler DMRM was like, I feel as though you've fallen off from reading because you haven't brought it up. She's like, I really hope you did it.

Speaker 2:
[39:37] I was like, okay. Someone has to keep you accountable. So it's like fighting with your 25-year-old self. Can you imagine trying to fight with your 25-year-old self? I'd just be like, you need a hug. Give me a hug and it'll be okay.

Speaker 1:
[39:51] No, that's why with the whole master's thing, it was like a lot of adult women being like, it's so disrespectful what they're wearing. And it's like, is it that disrespectful? Like to what, some 90-year-old man? Who cares?

Speaker 2:
[40:07] Back to me, I want to be able to do a split.

Speaker 1:
[40:11] I felt this coming.

Speaker 2:
[40:14] And I know I joked about before that I'd be intolerable if I do a split, but like-

Speaker 1:
[40:17] I believe in you so hard, especially because you believe I could have a pixie cut. There's no situation you will ever be able to do a split. Because I know you.

Speaker 2:
[40:27] You know what happened? I saw Hannah Einbinder, who I love, do a split during some like talk at a theater.

Speaker 1:
[40:33] Okay, and did Hannah Einbinder play tennis for the amount of years that you played?

Speaker 2:
[40:37] She was a cheerleader.

Speaker 1:
[40:38] Okay, and does she have your hip flexors? No.

Speaker 2:
[40:41] And you know, I've been watching a ton of Drag Race, and they do all these splits.

Speaker 1:
[40:44] Hannah.

Speaker 2:
[40:45] And I'm like, why, Hannah, you're like-

Speaker 1:
[40:47] You're gonna hurt yourself.

Speaker 2:
[40:48] Well, I don't think genetically it's like possible, but then you know how I like to find like the hardest thing ever and be like, should I do it? Like, imagine if I could do a split, like how cool would I be?

Speaker 1:
[40:58] You know I bought a splits machine.

Speaker 2:
[41:00] You did this behind my back? Oh wait, no, you told me.

Speaker 1:
[41:03] Yeah, I had it like- Where is it?

Speaker 2:
[41:04] Where is it?

Speaker 1:
[41:07] I don't know. But anyway- Can you do a split? No.

Speaker 2:
[41:11] But like, do you think if you stretch for like three months, you could do a split?

Speaker 1:
[41:16] Not a middle split, but if I stretch for three months, could I do a one, like one side split? Yeah, probably.

Speaker 2:
[41:22] See, my thing is I will never do a middle split. I wasn't even considering that. Yeah. Like, I want to do normal split, but like fall down into it, like like, yeah.

Speaker 1:
[41:31] And that's really hard.

Speaker 2:
[41:33] No, I know. From the Giggler's perspective, I want to know, girls who can do that, do you not have lower back pain? Because you're like so flexible. Because I feel like if I did splits, I think it would save my life.

Speaker 1:
[41:46] Explain the saving your life part.

Speaker 2:
[41:47] I think it would help. Like my whole body would be less tight.

Speaker 1:
[41:51] I think it would be really good for you to like stretch as if you're trying to accomplish a split.

Speaker 2:
[41:57] Yeah, cause like reach for the moon, hit the stars. I mean, like obviously, like my pussy will always be like too tight, but like that's something I just have to deal with.

Speaker 1:
[42:04] This is a different part of your body.

Speaker 2:
[42:05] That's a different thing. And like your ear canals or whatever. Do you want to know what my new obsession is besides splits? Female poker players.

Speaker 1:
[42:12] Where are you coming across them?

Speaker 2:
[42:14] I came across my algorithm on Instagram. It's always like a hot girl.

Speaker 1:
[42:19] Yeah, like they're going to tournaments.

Speaker 2:
[42:20] Yeah, and she's wearing shades.

Speaker 1:
[42:22] I feel like Tana Mongeau does this.

Speaker 2:
[42:24] I think she does too. They're always just hot and not making any expression. And this girl basically won 1.7 million dollars off this guy just sitting there, and she went, cool. And it was like, I have to look up her name, but it was just, I love when women go into male-dominated fields, like chess or stand-up or poker.

Speaker 1:
[42:48] Do you know how to play poker?

Speaker 2:
[42:49] No, but I dated a poker, I'm not gonna say poker player, let's say what it was. He was addicted to poker. It was a problem.

Speaker 1:
[42:58] I'm not gonna say it was his professional trait, but he did have a grambling problem.

Speaker 2:
[43:01] Yeah, like he didn't have a job and he was doing poker at night, and I'm, I don't know.

Speaker 1:
[43:05] Where was he doing poker at night?

Speaker 2:
[43:06] In New York City, I guess there's like, there's like underground games where like sometimes he'd win like-

Speaker 1:
[43:11] Oh, like a Molly's game fight.

Speaker 2:
[43:12] He'd win like $2,000 one night, and then he'd like lose $1,000 the next night, and like that was his thing.

Speaker 1:
[43:18] My cortisol levels could never. I have no like adrenaline seeking part of my personality at all. Like even going into like a casino, like if you're on vacation and there's like a casino or like, yeah, whatever. I don't care.

Speaker 2:
[43:33] To lose $40 in 10 minutes, in two minutes, no, and because it's not fun for me.

Speaker 1:
[43:38] Yeah, see where I'm more like, I don't know what's going on, and I feel like you're just tricking me.

Speaker 2:
[43:43] Yeah. Well, but that's actually just honest, like the house always wins.

Speaker 1:
[43:48] If it's someone else's money, like you're with a man or something, and they're like, we're going to play, like great, have at it.

Speaker 2:
[43:53] I'd rather keep it. I'd rather pay $40 to pet a cat at a rescue center. Literally take all my money. Take all my money. I'm not putting it in like slots. That wasn't a joke, that was just a fact.

Speaker 1:
[44:10] You know, I'm just like, how do we come up with a business where it's like the honor system, and it's like put $40 in this bucket, and you can put your hand in here and put a cat.

Speaker 2:
[44:18] Well, someone was trying to start a business about girls who have cats, or girls, so when they travel, other cat girls can stay at their house and pet their cat. So it's like you just have cat people taking care of each other's cats, and I feel like it's safe because it's just like girls and their cats. But some man will ruin it.

Speaker 1:
[44:39] I got Kitty this new bed where you like suction cup it, basically to the window.

Speaker 2:
[44:44] Does she like it?

Speaker 1:
[44:45] She's obsessed with it. It's where she naps now every single day.

Speaker 2:
[44:49] Oh, my God, because she gets to be perched.

Speaker 1:
[44:50] Yeah, she needs to be perched.

Speaker 2:
[44:52] That shows confidence when a cat likes to be high up because she likes to look down on everyone.

Speaker 1:
[44:57] She absolutely loves looking down on people.

Speaker 2:
[44:59] That's so exciting because so many times you get your cat something on Instagram and the cat's like, What the fuck is this?

Speaker 1:
[45:05] It takes Kitty a full month. Like if I get something new, she has to look at it for a month.

Speaker 2:
[45:09] She's like, make sure it doesn't make any weird moves on me.

Speaker 1:
[45:12] She's like, I don't know yet. And then once she likes it, she's in.

Speaker 2:
[45:17] We should all learn from that. Don't be impulsive about things.

Speaker 1:
[45:19] Yeah, she takes her time.

Speaker 2:
[45:20] Yeah.

Speaker 1:
[45:21] Oh, I saw this statistic that was like, and I'm botching it, but it was like 65 to 70% of organ donors are women.

Speaker 2:
[45:32] We have the same.

Speaker 1:
[45:33] Did you see that? And then it was-

Speaker 2:
[45:34] 80% of organ donors are women and 80% of organ recipients are men.

Speaker 1:
[45:40] Isn't that nuts?

Speaker 2:
[45:41] Ban them, get them banned.

Speaker 1:
[45:42] So they're dying before us.

Speaker 2:
[45:44] Well, we're keeping them alive. Also, why- what's the psychology behind that? That men are like, don't use my organs to help people.

Speaker 1:
[45:53] Well, then there was like this other thing that I saw that it was like, you can say you're an organ donor, but then you can have the option, I think, to not give your organs. And that's what happens with the men where the women say like, yeah, I'll be an organ donor. And then they follow through, and then they like...

Speaker 2:
[46:09] We're givers, we're caretakers. Also, where are the 3D printers when you need them?

Speaker 1:
[46:13] Wait, I keep getting on my TikTok, like all like women that have 3D printers.

Speaker 2:
[46:18] Well, they're the women.

Speaker 1:
[46:18] I like looking at all the stuff that they make.

Speaker 2:
[46:21] They're the women in STEM of the week.

Speaker 1:
[46:22] Like they make like clips for your chips and like different like household items. I think we should get one.

Speaker 2:
[46:29] I'm a little annoyed with the Instagram algorithm because like I'll stop to watch one video of someone like making a acai bowl. And then the next 20 minutes is only acai bowls.

Speaker 1:
[46:41] Wait, my flavor today is acai berry.

Speaker 2:
[46:44] Of your refresher?

Speaker 1:
[46:46] Acai berry I think is my new jam.

Speaker 2:
[46:49] Strawberry dragon fruit Dunkin refresher and I love it. I got it with water. It's really good. Can I ask you a fashion question?

Speaker 1:
[46:56] Sure.

Speaker 2:
[46:57] Waist scarves. What are your thoughts?

Speaker 1:
[47:01] Fun, easy trend.

Speaker 2:
[47:02] I feel like it's a trend that looks good, but I can't pull it off. It's too try hard on me. People are like, okay, stop with the scarf. That's true.

Speaker 1:
[47:10] If you did a baggy pant, a little scarf and a simple tank top, you could do it.

Speaker 2:
[47:15] But my torso is so long that I don't think it'll look weird. It'll look like my scarf is on my knees. It'll look, oh my God, it shows my torso more.

Speaker 1:
[47:24] Where on your waist are you trying to put up?

Speaker 2:
[47:26] Around my waist.

Speaker 1:
[47:28] Well, then why don't you just say so?

Speaker 2:
[47:30] No, where on your waist? I don't know how many options of your waist are there?

Speaker 1:
[47:34] Like high up or like low waisted, like through your belt loops.

Speaker 2:
[47:39] I don't know, but honestly, you don't even want to try it. Anything that brings, I do, but anything that brings attention to my torso doesn't look like the girls on Pinterest. And that's my battle.

Speaker 1:
[47:50] That's the cross that you bear.

Speaker 2:
[47:52] That's the cross I bear. Would you wear a waist scarf?

Speaker 1:
[47:54] I have worn a waist scarf.

Speaker 2:
[47:55] She goes, bitch, I've been wearing waist scarves.

Speaker 1:
[47:57] I wear a waist scarf. I hate to piss some people off, but last summer.

Speaker 2:
[48:01] Oh! Oh!

Speaker 1:
[48:03] Yeah. I'm pending my waist scarf game. Fringe? I had fringe dresses two summers ago.

Speaker 2:
[48:11] Everyone wants to know, what would Paige DeSorbo wear to Coachella? If she had a gun to her head, and was forced contractually.

Speaker 1:
[48:19] Spitting in my mouth.

Speaker 2:
[48:22] What would your go-to look be?

Speaker 1:
[48:25] Baggy jeans and a cool, crystal-y top. And then one day, I'd do a mini short and boots.

Speaker 2:
[48:34] So you've thought of it.

Speaker 1:
[48:37] Of course. Of course I have. But I'm like, I'm not going. That's insane.

Speaker 2:
[48:42] I feel like some of these girls, everyone's like, oh, the outfits are all ugly. That wasn't my first impression.

Speaker 1:
[48:48] Wait, that was another thing that was going on on TikTok. Everyone's outfits were just.

Speaker 2:
[48:52] I don't think they were that ugly.

Speaker 1:
[48:53] I'm like, I think the girls look cute.

Speaker 2:
[48:55] My thing was I was just like, I think you guys are gonna be hot in that. They have so many layers, and then I'm worried about people.

Speaker 1:
[49:01] No, well, I think it gets cold at night when the sun goes down, cause it's the desert.

Speaker 2:
[49:05] But then it's like, you gotta walk around with the jacket. That makes me worried.

Speaker 1:
[49:10] My thing is that everyone's like, it's really dusty and like gets in your eye. You get one dust particle in your eye, and you're hungry, you're done. Like the two of us at Coachella would be a nightmare. Cause you'd be like, I'm starving. And I would be like, I can't, my heels are sticking into the ground. Like we'd be a mess.

Speaker 2:
[49:28] Well, we did go to one festival together.

Speaker 1:
[49:32] Which one?

Speaker 2:
[49:33] Well, when we played that Vegas festival, we had to do a Giggly Squad show. And that's when all the Vanderpump cast came to watch with us and Sheena and Ariana.

Speaker 1:
[49:43] Yeah, this was right before Scannable.

Speaker 2:
[49:46] They were all together. And Sheena, I do have to say, shout to Sheena, she's fun. She met her husband at a festival.

Speaker 1:
[49:52] Sheena and Ariana still go.

Speaker 2:
[49:54] They love festivals.

Speaker 1:
[49:55] To Coachella.

Speaker 2:
[49:56] And they know we don't, and they'll still be like, do you want to come?

Speaker 1:
[49:58] But they're LA people.

Speaker 2:
[49:59] Yeah, it's like easy.

Speaker 1:
[50:00] That's what people do. It's their thing.

Speaker 2:
[50:03] Yeah, they're lawless. They have a je ne sais quoi about them.

Speaker 1:
[50:09] They're free spirit.

Speaker 2:
[50:10] Yes.

Speaker 1:
[50:11] So it was after the show, would you know we both were like, now if they were doing a festival at Eataly in New York City, I will go to it.

Speaker 2:
[50:17] I mean, we'd be running that festival. I'd be in the front with a microphone.

Speaker 1:
[50:21] Yeah, made of parmesan.

Speaker 2:
[50:24] But after the show, we were both like, where's McDonald's? And Sheena was like, Jack Harlow's playing.

Speaker 1:
[50:30] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[50:30] And that was the time when you had like your weird crush on him.

Speaker 1:
[50:33] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[50:34] So you were like, let's see Jack Harlow. We get there. We're like 25 minutes in and we realized like, this has been fun.

Speaker 1:
[50:42] Totally.

Speaker 2:
[50:43] We gotta go. But Sheena was like so happy we were there.

Speaker 1:
[50:47] Sheena was like, it just started.

Speaker 2:
[50:50] We had to like distract her, and then we made a run for it through the crowd. And Sheena was like, where are you guys? And we were like, no.

Speaker 1:
[50:57] We were like, it's not our journey anymore.

Speaker 2:
[51:00] We really had to escape the festival.

Speaker 1:
[51:01] We were like, go without us. You'll be better off.

Speaker 2:
[51:04] Save yourself.

Speaker 1:
[51:05] We'll only drag you down.

Speaker 2:
[51:07] They made fun of Jack Harlow on SNL.

Speaker 1:
[51:09] Did they? Well, he's being weird recently.

Speaker 2:
[51:11] It was really funny. Jack Harlow posted that his aunt messaged him and said, I'm so proud of you for speaking up for yourself on SNL this weekend. And he goes, they were making fun of me. That wasn't me. That was an impersonation of me.

Speaker 1:
[51:25] Oh, that actually makes me feel bad for him. How come every time I say that I like a guy, they become weird. They do weird things. I eat army hammer. Remember that era? What a freak that guy turned into. It's almost like I have like, I put a hex on them.

Speaker 2:
[51:41] Or you have bad taste. You can't have good taste in everything.

Speaker 1:
[51:44] That's so true.

Speaker 2:
[51:45] It's so true. It makes you human.

Speaker 1:
[51:47] Yeah.

Speaker 2:
[51:47] Are you gonna watch Coachella like on YouTube or anything?

Speaker 1:
[51:51] No, I'm not gonna watch Coachella on YouTube. I have a family, okay? People count on me to give them their paycheck. I don't have time to watch Coachella on YouTube. And it's Kitty's birthday this week. I'm booked.

Speaker 2:
[52:07] Is it her birthday?

Speaker 1:
[52:07] No, it was actually April 7th, but her crown didn't come in time, so we took a picture. I was like, Kitty, I'm so sorry. So we had to do pictures today.

Speaker 2:
[52:19] You did a photo shoot?

Speaker 1:
[52:20] Yeah, she got an extra tuna stick.

Speaker 2:
[52:22] Did you get a psychic for her? That was just an uproar in the very beginning. Did that work out?

Speaker 1:
[52:29] I called Mystic Michaela the other day because I was like, Daphne's been hanging around like a dog a lot, and I just want to see if she's vibing with it. And headline of this phone call, which was like 15 minutes, it was quick. I was with my brother's girlfriend, and I was like, want to do something fun? And she was like, sure, what? And I was like, let's call the pet.

Speaker 2:
[52:48] I got her on speed dial.

Speaker 1:
[52:50] Let me call the pet psychic. She was like, what? And I was like, ask her whatever you want. Daphne's not worried about being around a dog because she's like, this is temporary. My mom would never.

Speaker 2:
[53:00] She thinks you're going through something.

Speaker 1:
[53:02] This is temporary, you're temporary. Like my mom would never let me be around you for much longer. So she's like, doesn't care about the dog. And the dog really wants to be friends with her. And I quote, Daphne goes, get a life.

Speaker 2:
[53:19] She goes, you're a loser?

Speaker 1:
[53:21] Yeah, she was like, you want to be my friend? Get a fucking life. Me and my mom are friends.

Speaker 2:
[53:25] You can't sit with us. Okay, well that makes me happy, but I mean, nothing we didn't know about Daphne.

Speaker 1:
[53:31] No, literally, I looked at her when I got off the phone, I was like, if anything, you stay true to you. And I love that.

Speaker 2:
[53:38] When I posted a selfie with Daphne, everyone was like, she's disgusted by you. I was like, I know. I can't look her directly in the eye, it's too beautiful.

Speaker 1:
[53:45] Oh, she also said that Daphne knows that everyone thinks she's pretty. And she like, it doesn't stress her out because she knew she was born for this life. When I came to get her, she knew that she wasn't staying there. She was going home with, she was like, I'm meant for a different life.

Speaker 2:
[54:07] She was like, I'm not gonna grow up in this town. I have a New York City life ahead of me.

Speaker 1:
[54:13] She's like, I'm better than you guys.

Speaker 2:
[54:15] My name is gonna be in lights. And I'm never gonna see you low lives again.

Speaker 1:
[54:20] She's like, I don't care if you're my siblings, you're dead to me.

Speaker 2:
[54:24] Lose my number. If they say you're related to me, I will deny it. And I'll see you in small claims court. Thank you guys for giggling with us. We love you so, so much. Is there anything coming up? Oh, yeah. Paige and I are gonna be at a movie premiere.

Speaker 1:
[54:41] Oh, The Devil Wears Prada 2 premiere.

Speaker 2:
[54:42] Are we allowed to say that?

Speaker 1:
[54:43] Yeah, why can't we? Okay, me and Hannah are gonna be there.

Speaker 2:
[54:46] We're gonna be there, so keep an eye out. We love Dunkin so much. Thank you for partnering with us. Love you, bye.